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    31 KB Lady Robot Master Quest Part 8 Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)18:46 No.17875522  
    It is the year 2XXX. You are Blade Woman.

    Your mission, should you be programmed to accept it, is to sleep with every robot master in the classic Mega Man series. This is in order to test and spread an early build of the MAVERICK virus, called MORRIGAN. However, other prototypes are out and about, called Stalkers. It has become a psychological battle royale as you deduce who is carrying a Stalker and how best to deal with them.

    You are currently equipped with the weapons of every robot master you have had sex with, and you can use their weaknesses against them. Somehow. You also received Class and Wisdom upgrades to make yourself more respectable and educated.

    >Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17717280/
    >Part 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17726253/
    >Part 3: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17750101/
    >Part 4: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17766831/
    >Part 5: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17774088/
    >Part 6: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17822108/
    >Part 7: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17863326/

    Previously, on Lady Robot Master Quest:
    >You fucked Clown Man
    >That took eight hours so that's all that happened

    What do?

    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)18:47 No.17875529
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    >What do?

    Guts Man's ass.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)18:49 No.17875535
    Welp, that settles that discussion.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)18:49 No.17875539
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    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)18:52 No.17875571
    You've been waiting to do that since the first thread, haven't you?
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)18:57 No.17875631
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    It was the last post of the previous thread, now the first post of this thread. Feels right.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)19:18 No.17875850
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    You find Guts Man in the karaoke bar.

    Apparently Wily has one of those.

    You succeed a passive Wisdom check, and automatically switch to the Commando Bombs.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)19:25 No.17875934
    Get closer and see what's going on before we do anything.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)19:34 No.17876012
    What's he singing?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)19:39 No.17876083
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    You sit down at a table and take a listen to Guts Man's singing.

    >Go back, tell your leader! You'll need more men!
    >SEND ME
    >SEND ME

    ha ha who even IS THIS
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)19:47 No.17876178
    >Not having him sing The Hounds

    Wait for his song to finish, tell him you'll rat him out to Willy for singing propaganda songs.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)19:56 No.17876294
    Who're those other robots?
    >> That McGuyver 02/09/12(Thu)20:03 No.17876380
    Wait for him to finish, compliment his vocal skills.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/09/12(Thu)20:14 No.17876547
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    You put the game on pause, because of extenuating circumstances.

    Son of a BITCH.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)21:56 No.17877800
    Bumping for MORRIGAN.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)23:41 No.17879040
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    Looks like a lot happened this time.
    >> Anonymous 02/09/12(Thu)23:45 No.17879081
    Surely OP will return soon

    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)00:10 No.17879356
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    I have faith in OP.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/10/12(Fri)01:10 No.17879950
    Super sorry guys, a wide variety of

    S H E N A N I G A N S

    I won't be able to update until late tomorrow, this one was sort of a bust.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)01:39 No.17880235
    At least now I can rest...
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)01:51 No.17880353
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    >Last time on Lady Robot Master Quest
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)03:24 No.17881175
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    Violating this thread to keep it alive
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)11:50 No.17884308
    But yet it shall live!

    (...until tomorrow evening)
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)13:21 No.17884952
    Bump it up till tonight
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)16:10 No.17886904
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/10/12(Fri)20:36 No.17890330
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    Guts Man finishes his song and steps down while another patron takes the stage.

    You're there waiting for him, and you compliment his singing voice.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)20:38 No.17890342
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    Well, we should bump this up until he gets back in say two hours, all considered.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)20:40 No.17890356
    Invite him to a table for a drink, talk about what got him interested in karaoke, and if he's been practicing long.
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    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)20:48 No.17890419
    Hey, anyone recognize that foot?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)21:13 No.17890663
    What do you mean?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/10/12(Fri)21:15 No.17890679
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    You sit down with Guts Man and get some drinks.

    You ask him how long he's been into karaoke, he says it's something of a hobby of his dating back to his days as a construction robot. Him and the human workers would unwind at the end of the day and get drunk at a karaoke bar a block away from the first site he worked on.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)21:23 No.17890752
    Allow him to get drunk-- he doesn't need to remember this in the morning.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)21:27 No.17890781
    Ask him more about his past, and check out who's on stage.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)21:35 No.17890863
    I'm asking because with those Stalkers running around you can never be too cautious. Who knows when that new one we got will break free. Still guessing it's from that vampire guy, I think his name was Shademan?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/10/12(Fri)21:38 No.17890902
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    You ask Guts Man a little more about himself, but he says there isn't much to say really.

    He works hard, does his job, then does he can to relax. He isn't very complicated.

    You take a look on stage, Shade Man is going through the menu trying to pick a good song.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)21:40 No.17890923
    >Who knows when that new one we got will break free
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)21:41 No.17890938
    Hm. It's possible that he's up to something.
    Probably wisest to adjourn to the bar's bathroom, for some clangin'.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)21:44 No.17890965
    IT'S ON NOW.
    BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND DIMITRI (who the fuck else could it be)
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)21:47 No.17891004
    It's possible he doesn't even know he has a STALKER. So, I suggest getting Guts Man in bed and then checking out Shademan, see what he's doing.

    Now then... "I think I want to give karaoke a try, but I have a different sort of song and mic in mind. Care to give me some lessons?"
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)21:49 No.17891035
    Guts Man, look, our outfits are the same colour.
    >What do you mean?
    We should probably fuck.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/10/12(Fri)22:05 No.17891215
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    You tell Guts Man that you can help him unwind in a more... personal way.

    He gets what you're saying, and asks where and when you want to... spend time together. This place is sort of crowded.

    The waiter arrives with the drink you ordered, a Woodman Reserve Nonsynthetic. A more refined taste for a classy lady such as yoursef.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)22:07 No.17891236

    Awwwww, he is so adorable.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)22:09 No.17891262
    His place!

    Wait, does he have a place? Do WE have a place? Do Robot Masters have personal rooms?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)22:33 No.17891547
    Wisdom his place to make sure it isn't terrible. If fine, his place.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/10/12(Fri)22:40 No.17891644
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    You leave some money at the table and head to his place.

    His personal quarters, which all Robot Masters have one of.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/10/12(Fri)22:41 No.17891655
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    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)22:42 No.17891665
    Really? When's our paycheck due then?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/10/12(Fri)22:43 No.17891690
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    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/10/12(Fri)22:48 No.17891741
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    Alright! Super-strength!

    I'm sure that despite being useless in game, this will be quite handy in your quest.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/10/12(Fri)22:49 No.17891749
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    Wow, we've actually reached the end of a speed-dial.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)22:51 No.17891771
    So, do we renew or go with blademan, then renew?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)22:52 No.17891788
    Might as well finish things here.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)22:54 No.17891804
    Fine with me. Let's get Blademan out of the way then.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)23:14 No.17892057
    Wait, let's take a break from infecting everything in sight and go see what the deal with shade man is. Also, figure out why Dr. Wily has a karaoke bar.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/10/12(Fri)23:21 No.17892150
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    You find Blade Man in the middle of a possible transaction with Sword Man.

    Blade Man says he isn't buying that piece of shit from him.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)23:24 No.17892177
    This again? Sword Man really needs to stop being so gullible.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)23:26 No.17892200
    Call him Onii Chan
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)23:34 No.17892299
    Investigate the blade for sale using WISDOM.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)23:36 No.17892320
    I can probably answer this for ya.

    It's a shitty sword he got tricked into buying because he's gullible, and is now trying to pawn off on someone who doesn't understand swords. Which isn't working, because he's trying to pawn it off on Blade Man.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/10/12(Fri)23:45 No.17892416
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    You ask Sword Man what the deal is with THIS sword.

    He says you already know, it's the same damn one he's been trying to get rid of from the last time you met.
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)23:50 No.17892474
    Isn't sword man weak to bouncing balls?

    How are we even going to do this? Bouncing lasers?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)23:52 No.17892498
    Has he considered finding an alternative use for it?

    Like a TV antennae? Novelty letter opener? Doorstop? Window prop? Clog clearer? Railgun ammo? Part of a Terminator walrus costume? Olive holder for an oversized cocktail?

    Has he perhaps considered taking all of his shitty swords and making it so that he can wear them around his lower half like some kind of crazy sword hula skirt?
    >> Anonymous 02/10/12(Fri)23:52 No.17892515
    We DO have Strike Man's weapon, but that'd render us susceptible to Blade Man.

    Crazy how that works, ain't it?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/11/12(Sat)00:12 No.17892724
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    You ask Sword Man if he's considered re-purposing it, as like a doorstop or something.

    He thinks that would look very silly.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)00:13 No.17892735
    How are we gonna get sword man to buzz off... we need to get blade man alone.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)00:15 No.17892756
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    We could use it to create some wall decor for him. Might make his home look a bit more classy.

    >Using the class stat, of course.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)00:17 No.17892781
    This sounds like a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)00:20 No.17892811
    Solid plan
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/11/12(Sat)00:26 No.17892870
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    Combining Class and Wisdom, you turn the shitty sword into something presentable and classy.

    Blade Man and Sword Man seem impressed.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)00:28 No.17892884
    Do we get bonuses for threesomes or anything?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)00:29 No.17892891
    Nice, I guess we give it back then.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)00:31 No.17892914
    We've already infected sword man, I believe.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/11/12(Sat)00:32 No.17892930

    Just Ctrl+F 'infection progress', easiest way to see who you've infected. Yes, Sword Man is on there.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)00:34 No.17892946
    I love Sword Man's expression. I think we managed to melt his brain with pure awesomeness.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/11/12(Sat)00:41 No.17892994
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    You give it back to Sword Man who takes off to find a place for it, he thanks you on his way out.

    Just you and Blade Man now.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)00:42 No.17893017
    Ask him if he knows any places that HE'D like to mount a sword.

    Because that makes sense.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)00:44 No.17893037
    "Tell me you have better taste in blades than that oaf."
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/11/12(Sat)00:55 No.17893189
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    You ask about his knowledge of swords and make a snide comment about Sword Man's ignorance.

    He says Sword Man really does have some awesome swords, he just gets hustled every now and again...
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)00:58 No.17893229
    Ask if he has a collection.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)01:04 No.17893278
    Try to start your moe and call him "oniichan" or "big bro".
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)01:05 No.17893290
    You knows its funny.

    Your Blade Man, I'm Blade Woman...yet we've never really did anything together.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/11/12(Sat)01:17 No.17893419
    augh no. Besides, we never did level moe. Which I'm goddamn fine with.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/11/12(Sat)01:19 No.17893434
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    You tell him you two are practically brother and sister, how come you've never done anything together?

    He responds by saying that's sort of arbitrary, considering most of the Robot Masters are related in some way.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)01:20 No.17893447
    Tell him to shut the fuck up and take us somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)01:28 No.17893531

    "Oh, well, we should hang out anyway."
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)01:35 No.17893597
    Equip Commando Bomb!
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/11/12(Sat)01:37 No.17893620
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    You say you should hang out anyway.

    He's like okay, whatever. What'd you have in mind?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)01:39 No.17893634

    A movie? (p.s. did we ever actually get to watch predator? I forget.)
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)01:39 No.17893643
    We should ask him what he's into since we don't even know. I bet he's into LARPing. I bet he plays a wizard.
    >> Taffer 02/11/12(Sat)01:44 No.17893688
    Well, you could spar with each other. Both of you guys holding long, hard lengths of metal, enduring each other's pounding attacks, getting sweaty in extertion, you know, like that.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)01:44 No.17893695
    That's so gay, it must work.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)01:50 No.17893747
    Yeah, ask him what he likes.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/11/12(Sat)01:52 No.17893767
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    You suggest sparring. He asks if you mean, like, with your blades? Because that seems sort of dangerous.

    You ask what he likes. Apparently, medieval weaponry and mythology.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)01:53 No.17893778
    Ask him about his relationship with Knight Man.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)01:56 No.17893804
    So like, we could go to a fencing match I suppose?

    oh man those are like the two most boring things ever. My god.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)01:58 No.17893811
    Ask to see his sword(s).

    Emphasis on the singular, plural remembered later.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:00 No.17893822
    Ask him if he would like to play dungeons & dragons with us. Or perhaps FATAL?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/11/12(Sat)02:12 No.17893901
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    You if he'd be willing to try tabletop RPGs.

    "Aren't those sort of boring with only two people?"

    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:14 No.17893914
    ask if he plays warhammer 40k or fantasy
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:14 No.17893918
    Oh man this guy is super lame. The lamest. Does he even do anything ever? I bet he just sits in his room most of the time being antisocial and touching his swords.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:15 No.17893925
    Well, give up on proposing and ask him to show you what he likes about mideval stuff? Perhaps you can learn a few things
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:16 No.17893931
    Let HIM explain his interests instead of us trying to guess them
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:16 No.17893936

    This could be harder than expected...
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/11/12(Sat)02:20 No.17893965
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    You ask him to explain a little about his interests, and he goes on and on about swords. Like way too fucking much.

    Especially because it's shit you already know thanks to your enhanced Wisdom.

    You also lack the Charm to even look interested.

    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:20 No.17893966
    Time to let someone else show us a fun time?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:21 No.17893976
    Try to one up him on sword knowledge. Maybe that'll light his fire.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:22 No.17893979
    Well, I guess we need to make uncouth innuendos then
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:22 No.17893984

    Don't act like a bitch, it's not that hard.

    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:25 No.17894003
    "How about you SHOW me some swords"

    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:27 No.17894020
    "look, you're blade man, I'm blade woman. We put our edges together and get our guards locked."
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:30 No.17894043
    It's so corny yet classy. It must work.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:31 No.17894059
    Yup, innuendo time.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/11/12(Sat)02:33 No.17894077
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    You make a bunch of sword related sex puns.

    He's like, yeah sure whatever.

    Uh, okay.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:35 No.17894089
    Commando Booomb!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:35 No.17894090
    Man this guy sure is a STRAIGHT EDGE ahahaha.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:37 No.17894115
    What's that symbol in the speech bubble?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:37 No.17894118
    usb port symbol yo. For robot sex.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:43 No.17894161

    So we gonna fuck or what?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:43 No.17894163
    Put on our Arthur Armor to impress him.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:44 No.17894167
    Yeah, let's dress up as Saber from F/SN.
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    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:45 No.17894181
    Not the most impressive win, but it's still a win.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/11/12(Sat)02:47 No.17894192
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    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:48 No.17894205
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/11/12(Sat)02:49 No.17894212
    Say, this means we've hit a milestone.

    Anything but moe.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/11/12(Sat)02:49 No.17894216
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    WOW, even his palette is boring.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:49 No.17894217
    MILESTONE! Let's get some goddamn charm already.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:50 No.17894220
    Straight up
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/11/12(Sat)02:51 No.17894228
    Or subtlety. But charm is certainly good.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:52 No.17894247
    Let's equip it to our underwear. Because by the time that comes off we shouldn't need it.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:53 No.17894257
    we need splash woman on the dial so we can fork people
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:55 No.17894271
    Upgrade it to crotchless underwear and we won't need to at all.
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    Where's it going? A quick recap of what we've seen so far:

    >Several incidents where Charm would have helped greatly
    >Wisdom has already assisted a lot at level 1
    >Class has had minor passive effects at its current level
    >Still no idea how moe works, likely due to poor translation from the developers and the translators dealing with the NES' memory limitations
    >A few other incidents where skill could have turned the tides in your favor
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:56 No.17894287
    Skill or Charm, most def.

    Charm seems all around more useful though, honestly.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:58 No.17894296
    Skill. Maybe we'll even have the chance to get Wily's idiocy out of our system.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:58 No.17894297
    I'm throwing in for class.

    Just because we're sexually aggressive it doesn't mean we need a reputation of a slut.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)02:59 No.17894318
    I'm thinking it is. Charm would be a flat bonus all the time.The others are situational, but probably give a bigger boost when they are useful.

    Actually, Moe might increase that specific used-the-correct-skill bonus.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:00 No.17894323
    Charm or class nigga.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:00 No.17894324
    class, because handicaps are fun
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:00 No.17894325
    Blade Woman is not slut, it's simply the way she's been programmed.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:01 No.17894328

    Fuck moe.

    Skill next time maybe.

    Need charm now, it'll help with all the terrible sex puns.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:01 No.17894330
    I'm throwing my vote in for moe cause I'm a sucker for poorly translated skill explanations. Gotta know what that shit does.

    But charm would be a good one too.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:01 No.17894333
    Or charm is the buster cannon of the skills, never weaker but rarely more effective.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:05 No.17894360
    Seriously guys? We need to Charm it up.

    It helps with our subtlety and God knows we need that.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:07 No.17894375
    We need hella charm.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:07 No.17894380

    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:09 No.17894398
    >acquire charm
    >get bigger tits
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:10 No.17894404
    I think that depends entirely on the situation. DFC, my friend.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/11/12(Sat)03:11 No.17894410
    Very tempted.

    But I decided against that obvious choice shortly after coming up with this system.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:12 No.17894425
    >acquire charm
    >get ...variable tits?
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:12 No.17894426
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:14 No.17894441
    The chest seems like the most logical choice for it. And if we play strip poker to seduce a robot we'll actually have a reason not to take it off right away.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/11/12(Sat)03:14 No.17894444
    >start thread
    >heel turn into sexventure
    >comments about it being straight NOPE, Whizzard territory
    >assure everyone I'll keep it light-hearted PG-13 CLANG CLANG fun
    >seven threads later
    >we want variable tits

    I never asked for this.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:15 No.17894456
    didn't ask for those quads either, but you got 'em.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:15 No.17894458
    >NOPE comments

    I was one of them.

    I'm having so much fun now.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:17 No.17894469
    Hey I wasn't requesting just... considering options. Here's another one:
    >acquire DAT ASS
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:18 No.17894483
    Just make it a general appearance manipulation thing and file it under Moe
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:20 No.17894494
    I think we're fine as is.

    Let's not introduce any variable tits/ass/whatever.
    >> Please don't make me regret this Bizarro Drawfag 02/11/12(Sat)03:21 No.17894505
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    You've gained Charm!

    You now have a reasonable amount of subtlety and social decorum.

    You also have an adjustable breast size, for use only in emergencies, damn it.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:22 No.17894514
    I'd suggest simply going with >>17894483
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/11/12(Sat)03:23 No.17894522
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    Enough of that though, let's load up the speed dial with eight more robot masters!
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:24 No.17894527
    Alright. First order of business.

    Make our tits huge.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:24 No.17894529
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/11/12(Sat)03:26 No.17894540
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    Tempted by your new upgrade, you dial it up to maximum.

    Oh man just look at all that synthetic boobage all over the place.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:27 No.17894553
    Needle Man
    Snake Man
    Hornet Man
    Ice Man
    Bomb Man
    Elec Man
    Flame Man
    Centaur Man
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:28 No.17894557
    If you want suggestions:

    -Ring Man
    -Spark Man
    -Top Man
    -Mega Man's dog
    -Air Man
    -Dust Man
    -That female sidekick from the Mega Man cartoon
    -Snake Man
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:28 No.17894563
    This is my fetish.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:29 No.17894566
    Metal Man, Yamato Man, Grenade Man, Frost Man, Hornet Man, Splash Woman, Hornet Man, Elec Man
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:29 No.17894569
    And if we decide to max our flatness, we can even troll homos like Proto man.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:29 No.17894574
    Potential secondary use for this as an emergency barrier, wall and flotation device.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:31 No.17894591
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    Yep, or even a kind of rescue cushion.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:33 No.17894602
    Yamato Man
    Blizzard Man
    Pharaoh Man
    Wave Man
    Hornet Man
    Stone Man
    Heat Man
    Spark Man
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:41 No.17894661
    nigga scan if we got infected with another stalker and tell it to get out if we did.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:51 No.17894725
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    We should also throw in maybe AIR MAN
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)03:53 No.17894735
    inb4 terrible blow puns
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/11/12(Sat)04:05 No.17894816
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    ...and the next speed dial is assembled!

    And with that, I'm calling it a night. Also


    MORRIGAN is set up to automatically scan for new Stalkers at every Infection Progress screen, if it wasn't included there, one wasn't found.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)04:07 No.17894827
    Nooooo you're the only thing keeping me entertained while I'm studying for exams, man.

    >splash woman
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)04:07 No.17894828
    Metal Man! He's probably really easy.
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)04:07 No.17894833
    >spalsh woman
    called it
    >> Anonymous 02/11/12(Sat)04:13 No.17894876
    If you are being entertained your studying probably isn't going very well

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