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    57 KB Lady Robot Master Quest Part 9 Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)00:20 No.17907014  
    It is the year 2XXX. You are Blade Woman.

    Your mission, should you be programmed to accept it, is to sleep with every robot master in the classic Mega Man series. This is in order to test and spread an early build of the MAVERICK virus, called MORRIGAN. However, other prototypes are out and about, called Stalkers. It has become a psychological battle royale as you deduce who is carrying a Stalker and how best to deal with them.

    You are currently equipped with the weapons of every robot master you have had sex with, and you can use their weaknesses against them. Somehow. You also received Class and Wisdom upgrades to make yourself more respectable and educated. You also took a point in Charm in order to be a little more socially acceptable.

    >Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17717280/
    >Part 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17726253/
    >Part 3: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17750101/
    >Part 4: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17766831/
    >Part 5: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17774088/
    >Part 6: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17822108/
    >Part 7: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17863326/
    >Part 8: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17875522/

    Previously, on Lady Robot Master Quest:
    >You fucked Guts Man and Blade Man, not at the same time
    >You upgraded Charm, giving you adjustable breast sizes, against my better judgement
    >Instead of using said upgrade to cater to fan-demands, I'm probably going to use it to excuse every time I draw Blade Woman off-model
    >You chose eight more Robot Masters to bang

    What do?

    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)00:23 No.17907053
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    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:26 No.17907132
    >What do?

    Upgrade our own room. That way we might invite other robot masters over.

    Otherwise let's do Spark Man.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:35 No.17907289
    Check out our room.

    And do Metal Man, as he is probably easy and his weapon is BITCHIN'.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)00:36 No.17907300
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    You head over to your personal quarters to upgrade/customize it, and are surprised by a note on the door.

    >Blade Woman,
    >Quick Man informed us that you were responsible for the incredible design of his customized winning vehicle.
    >We were hoping you would consent to an exclusive interview regarding its creation
    >-Regards, the Battle & Chase News Crew
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:42 No.17907363
    Hell yeah, interview!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)00:43 No.17907386
    Let's schedule the interview and then go shopping. You said we get some kind of robo-salary.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)00:59 No.17907605
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    You schedule the interview, it will now be available on the speed dial at your convenience.

    You enter you personal quarters and find it rather... sparse. This is because you haven't done any customizing yet!

    At the top level of customization is your two-tone palette, currently it is set at the default, brown and grey. You can change these to anything you want.

    At the middle level of customization are your necessities, which would be your bed, an Intellectual hobby, and a Creative hobby. Currently, they are interchangeable as they are set on Computer and Bookshelf respectively. Your hobbies can be changed to anything that fits the bill as Intellectual or Creative.

    At the bottom level are your trinkets. Little pieces of customization or decoration that add to whatever look you're going for. You currently have none selected. You can choose to display any item you can feasibly have kept throughout your quest. Examples include:
    >Photography equipment
    >Suit of armor
    >Blueprints for Quick Man's new car

    As an aside to all of this, every piece of customization can be further modified by an Aspect. You can only assign one Aspect to each component, but you can use it as many times as you'd like. Your currently available Aspects are:

    For more information, please consult the included instruction book.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:03 No.17907675
    Color Scheme: Green and Yellow
    Apply Class to Bookshelf
    Apply Charm to Computer
    Display Suit of Armor

    Wondering now if we could have shown our sweetass suit of armor to Blade Man to get into his pants easier. Moot point now!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/12/12(Sun)01:11 No.17907819
    Plainly, we need a MORRIGAN styled bed.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)01:23 No.17908030
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    You try basing the palette off of your own, switching the PC out for a more Charming Mac, Classing up that bookshelf a bit with some regal designs, and displaying your suit of armor.

    It's alright, but you recall that the computer and bookshelf aren't set in stone, and can be switched for anything intellectual or creative. Just a reminder.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:24 No.17908048
    I think the MORRIGAN beed is a bit too much, see what happens when you apply JEDAH to it.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:24 No.17908053
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)01:41 No.17908358
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    You swap out the MORRIGAN Aspect with a JEDAH one, which makes your bed much less sexually inviting, and more functional, with an accommodating headboard.

    You also switch the bookshelf for a Classy artistic nude poster.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:48 No.17908474
    WISDOM bed.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:51 No.17908508
    Decoratin' complete! Let's go get our clang on.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)01:52 No.17908535
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    You try applying Wisdom to the bed.

    It's alright.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)01:59 No.17908657
    I like the Morrigan bed more. Go big or go home.

    How much time do we got before the interview?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)02:01 No.17908682
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    You can do the interview at your leisure, you scheduled it after all.

    It has been added to the speed dial as a special event.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:06 No.17908755
    Splash Women
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:08 No.17908795
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    Since I suggested Airman last night, I can't seem to get that song out of my head...


    I can't defeat Airman...GODDAMNIT!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:10 No.17908836
    Interview! Set boobies to STUN.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:12 No.17908870
    Yeah, Splash Woman will work.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)02:20 No.17909001
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    You leave your room as it is and head over to Splash Woman.

    You find her still at the karaoke bar, I mean, you did just see her in there like an hour ago.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:24 No.17909051
    Oh god, that faggot is still singing. Btw, is there a test we can run on him to see if he gave us that stalker virus?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:24 No.17909053
    Go say hi to her
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:25 No.17909069
    Walk over and sit next to her with a pair of drinks.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:30 No.17909143
    What song is Shade Man singing?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:35 No.17909201
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    You take a few drinks over to Splash Woman's table, and try to strike up a conversation.

    She seems rather enraptured by Shade Man's singing, you take a listen yourself.

    >Despair, the end of the world
    >I hear the rising phoenix in my dreams
    >And the virgin child made her wish upon a star
    >That night her mother talks no more

    Man, this song sounds like it was written by some kind of weird reverse weeaboo.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)02:45 No.17909340

    There may be ways to test if someone is carrying a Stalker, but the only method of success that has worked so far is to change powers in front of them, as Stalker carriers seem to be the only ones to notice.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:47 No.17909366
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    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:48 No.17909373
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    Shout outs to Dr. Peace.
    I wish i didn't killed him
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)02:52 No.17909424
    We already did Shade Man, but if Splash Woman wants to jump his bones, we could always do a threesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)03:06 No.17909597
    Her helmet... Is that a wisdom upgrade?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)03:08 No.17909625
    Let's ask her to invite Shade Man to our table after he's done singing.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)03:12 No.17909670
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    You suggest that they invite Shade Man over to their table once he's done, and they rope him into a three-way.

    Of course you're very subtle and classy about it, and Splash Woman says she's game if you can get him to agree.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)03:17 No.17909725
    Switch to WILD COIL like a boss.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)03:29 No.17909855
    Guess we should wait until he finishes his song, unless we plan on barging on stage and singing with him.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)03:30 No.17909864
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    You switch to Wild Coil and tell Splash Woman you can be very convincing.

    She just gives you a thumbs up.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)03:31 No.17909882
    Is it something you can dance to? Maybe we can go up there with splash and do back up dancing for him. Way to break the ice at least.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)03:35 No.17909919
    Not really, it's more of a crooning tune.

    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)03:41 No.17909982
    Well shit, just go up and ask him to finish, then. Ans isn't shade man the one we suspect of being infected with stalker? I wonder if Morrigan can do something about that.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)03:42 No.17909998
    We can't just go up and interrupt his song! That's a no class move and it'll make us stand out.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)03:42 No.17909999
    I mean wait for him to finish, derp.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)03:51 No.17910079
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    You wait for him to finish him up, and wave him over.

    As he is a possible Stalker carrier, you ask MORRIGAN for advice. A recommendation is made, if he is carrying a Stalker it may be best to switch to your primary weapon as he would recognize that you have switched since the last time you met and a Stalker carrier could recognize that. This would let him know you have a Stalker without you knowing if he has one, putting you at a disadvantage.

    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)03:52 No.17910092
    Primary weapon, and then switch to Wild Coil later if we're going to have to play sexy mind games with him or if he's not being cooperative.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)03:57 No.17910137
    Safest bet.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)04:08 No.17910240
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    You switch back to your default weapon and play it cooool.

    Shade Man pulls up a seat.

    >"Good evening ladies, I trust you enjoyed the performance?"
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)04:10 No.17910258
    Butter him up, say that it was wonderful, just the kind of performance we expect from him.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)04:14 No.17910288
    Say us and Splashy were just talking about how nice his singing voice is.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)04:24 No.17910379
    General complementaries and what not.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)04:31 No.17910448
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    The night goes on.

    You compliment Shade Man's abilities, he's flattered but says it's just something he does in his spare time, it's not like he actually puts effort into it or anything.

    FUCK THAT says Splash Woman, halfway into her fifth drink by your count. She says he should fuckin', be on the radio or T.V. or some shit. Fuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)04:33 No.17910460
    Oh, this is going down hill fast for Splash Woman
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)04:42 No.17910548
    But good for us. Even if we don't get a chance to suss out Shade Man, it'll be easy to do our thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)04:43 No.17910558
    Wait, didn't we switch powers in front of him when we were at his place?

    Like, I'm pretty sure we switched to Junk Man right there.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)04:43 No.17910561
    SAY. We should mention Quick Man's car and how he was part of the "inspiration" for it. Maybe see if he was watching that race.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)04:48 No.17910607
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    You point out to MORRIGAN that he already saw you switch powers.

    WELP, whatever, guess you're possibly at an unnecessary disadvantage, or nothing. oh well
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)04:48 No.17910610
    Fuck that. Just keep ordering drinks for Splash Woman until she's beastly drunk. Then we can escort her home, claiming we just don't want to embarass herself in front of that guy.

    Then we fuck her. Without Shade Man.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)04:49 No.17910623
    I don't want to do that to her... of course achieving the threesome can infect her and that isn't cool either. And of course failure isn't an option. So how about we switch back to coil, inquire him about infections, get him to admit too much, and get splash woman pissed at him and fall into our arms?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)04:52 No.17910648
    Not this.

    Also, since he would have seen us switch, but we DEFINITELY infected him since we've got his part, maybe he isn't a stalker after all.

    Or MAYBE he's got weird ulterior motives. Like us!
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    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)04:54 No.17910668
    jesus christ how horrifying
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)04:57 No.17910692

    Switch to Wild Coil, we haven't got anything to lose.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)05:01 No.17910727
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    You stick with your current weapon and try to get Splash Woman blackout drunk.

    This has mixed results, as she just continues to drunkenly stroke Shade Man's ego, and he seems to be enjoying it.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)05:09 No.17910812
    Wild Coil up in this bitch! Put the pressure on him to put the pressure on her, and who cares if she gets infected! WE'RE trying to infect her too fer god's sake.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)05:10 No.17910818
    Excuse yourself, drag splash woman along to the rest room and take her there. presto.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)05:11 No.17910828
    She's not gonna let us drag her away as long as he's there. She clearly has an inescapable craving for his sparkly robot goods!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)05:13 No.17910849
    She can't hold her liquor, but she won't spill it either. Annoying.

    I still want to do this, but can't think of a way to pull it off.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)05:21 No.17910916
    Continue to complement him, comment that you all should spend some quality time together sometime
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)05:31 No.17910985
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    You switch to Wild Coil and just sort of go along with it.

    You join Splash Woman in heaping praise on Shade Man's singing ability.

    He continues the humble routine, but seems a little more sincere about it.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)05:33 No.17911006
    "So you can tell she's got like this enormous crush on you right?"
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)05:35 No.17911021
    >splash woman

    well that explains a lot
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)05:36 No.17911026
    This works
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)05:41 No.17911053
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    >"So you can tell she's got like this enormous crush on you right?"
    >"No, you think?"
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)05:43 No.17911066
    That's our chance. Drag her to the rest room right now and do it.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)05:43 No.17911071
    Engage threesome!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)05:44 No.17911079
    > Not sure if sarcastic

    "What so you're just using her to pepper you ego? That's real classy Vlad."
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)05:45 No.17911086
    Right now we have the best possible opening to get to the bottom of this virus business. Time for smooth interrogations
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)05:47 No.17911098
    He's hardly touched his drink...
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)06:01 No.17911180
    He doesn't drink... Vine.

    Or vhatever the shit is in that glass.
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    You comment on how he's barely touched his drink.

    He says he doesn't drink... oil.

    You can't believe he used such a cliche vampire line.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)06:02 No.17911183
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)06:03 No.17911195
    the look on splash woman's face.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)06:03 No.17911196
    Ask if he saw Quick Man's race.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)06:03 No.17911198
    "That line... sucked"
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)06:03 No.17911201
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    You tell him that line sucked, HAAAA.

    You also ask him if he saw that race Quick Man won.

    He says he heard about it, apparently some weird shit went down. He doesn't actually follow racing so he's not sure about the details.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)06:11 No.17911238
    I think splash woman is currently 404.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)06:14 No.17911256
    Yeah he won because I built him a badass ride. I based the body on your weapon, and it turned out being full of terrible viruses. Does hid he not know or not care about everything he's been picking up and spreading with his sleeping around?

    We'll refresh her soon enough.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)06:14 No.17911258
    To get Shademan away from the table for a moment, lets finish our drinks and ask him to get them some more.

    Since Splashie is all for the threesome, we should signal to her to start making the move. Maybe get her to do some kissing to arouse Shademan....and maybe she'll like it.


    Never thought I'd be involved in something like this..
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)06:15 No.17911268
    Tell him about how we built the car, using him as part of the inspiration, and how it flipped. Use SLY INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES.

    Also, poke Splash Woman. I guess it figures that she drinks like a fish.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)06:18 No.17911281
    >Splash Woman

    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)06:22 No.17911308
    Ask if we should move the party to our place.

    Considering where she's been for the previous panels I think it is rather some kind of sensory overload.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)06:26 No.17911338
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    You give Splash Woman are cautionary pokeshove and get all interrogatory with Shade Man.

    You tell him how you designed a car inspired by him, and it got all spooky and viral. What's up with that?

    He asks how being inspiration would have anything to do with him directly, unless you somehow got ahold of his actual data.

    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)06:29 No.17911356
    We were in a fix with Quick Man since we blew up his car (long story) so we needed data. We got it from Cut Man who we knew as a fellow enthusiast of sharp things and who pulled some strings with Wily and who is a TRUE BRO.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)06:29 No.17911361
    Goddammit guys.

    Play it off that "I think you remember our performance test earlier, I used the results from that."
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)06:31 No.17911370
    Are you implying something Shade Man?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)06:31 No.17911373
    >Oh you know us, we're all creepy like that. Bagging data for our man shrines... it's sorta our thing.

    Blink to his weapon.
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    You say you got his data during that 'performance test' you had earlier, you then switch to his weapon for some reason.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)06:48 No.17911472
    Don't give me that look. You know Wily much longer than I do, and I even I can notice he's starting to get desperate.
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    >Don't give me that look. You know Wily much longer than I do, and I even I can notice he's starting to get desperate.

    He asks you what the hell you're talking about.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)06:54 No.17911509
    say we'd love to get another look at his data, and we know someone who'd love to join us (point at splash woman)
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)06:55 No.17911516
    Haven't you seen Corn Man?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)06:57 No.17911530
    Switch back to the Wild Coil! SWITCH BACK TO THE WILD COIL!
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    You switch back to the Wild Coil and suggest you, Splash Woman, and he do have another maintenance session.

    He asks if it'd be such a good idea taking advantage of Splash Woman like this, she seems... really out of it.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)07:14 No.17911655
    Agree with him. We should take Splash Woman to our room, let her sleep it off, make her breakfast the next morning and then have symmetrical dockings with her in the show.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)07:14 No.17911662
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)07:17 No.17911686
    "Yeah, she's really out of it, I'll take her back and see that she gets into bed."

    Then put her in our bed.

    Then drunk sexytimes (forcefully if need be)
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)07:20 No.17911708
    This. Suggest his place.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)07:22 No.17911721
    this, but without the forceful drunk sexytimes
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)07:22 No.17911727
    No need to get Shade Man involved, he's a creep anyway.
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    You decide to just take Splash Woman back to your place just in case.

    Shade Man raises a glass in your honor.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)07:40 No.17911850
    Do we know anything that might help against her robo-hangover?
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    You leave Splash Woman on your bed.

    I wonder where you're going to sleep.

    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)07:42 No.17911868
    Isn't the bed big enough for two?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)07:43 No.17911870
    With her, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)07:44 No.17911877
    Also on the Bed.

    Also, use WISDOM to see if there's something we can do against hangovers.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)07:44 No.17911885
    What form would make the biggest bed possible? Guts man was big and nice, lets try that.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)07:45 No.17911892
    Tonight on Lady Robot Master Quest:

    Blade Woman is painfully schizophrenic in her actions.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)07:48 No.17911910
    Shade man powers and bed then lets get a rockin
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)07:50 No.17911923
    That will only give us a virus ridden mattress.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)07:50 No.17911928
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    You lie down next to Splash Woman and see if you can come with a good hangover cure.

    Hmmmm.... nope.

    You also consider just fucking her now and getting it over with, or waiting until the morning to properly seduce her.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)07:51 No.17911935
    Wait until morning. To do otherwise would be weird.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)07:51 No.17911941

    Be a gentlewoman, wait until morning.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)07:52 No.17911944
    Why choose? Now and seduce her in the morning!
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    You're now aware that Wily has loaded /tg/ as some sort of CPU-motherboard-rams-operating system for her.

    What did you expect? Really?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)08:03 No.17912034
    slow night
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    You're trying to find a reliable hangover cure when you hear Splash Woman waking up behind you.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)08:13 No.17912124

    Ask her how she's feeling.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)08:13 No.17912126
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    You ask her how she's feeling.

    She's says she feels about the same as every morning.

    >"Did we... do something last night?"
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 02/12/12(Sun)08:28 No.17912240
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)08:28 No.17912248
    Nope, you got drunk as hell, I brought you here, and you passed out taking almost my whole bed to your self.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)08:29 No.17912250
    "No. To be honest, I'm surprised you could even walk after all that booze."

    Offer her breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)08:30 No.17912262
    Duuuuuude. We need new installments of Smith and Robotnik Quest.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)08:38 No.17912310
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    >"No. To be honest, I'm surprised you could even walk after all that booze. You were barely functioning, it seemed like a really dangerous state to be in."

    For her, that was Tuesday.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)08:40 No.17912321
    "So you party hard every night?"
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)08:40 No.17912322
    Ask her if she wants to get breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)08:47 No.17912360

    That...seems really bad. We really, really don't want to mess her up even more; let her take the lead and offer her breakfast and friendship.

    Maybe offer to help her with Shademan? We've got his data, afterall.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)08:47 No.17912363
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    You ask her if she parties every night, and ask if she wants breakfast.

    She answers both questions by producing a warm bottle of Jack and saying "THIS is my breakfast."
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)08:50 No.17912380

    Ask her if she wants actual food to accompany it.

    Also this:
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)08:51 No.17912386
    Show her how to make pancakes with jack Daniels sauce.

    Drunk on breakfast with the added bonus of pancakes
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 02/12/12(Sun)08:54 No.17912404
    Yeeeah, about that, there's not yet a lull in work so those two will be postponed until there is some time.
    And man writing the final paper is hard stuff man. I think I got a serious brain drain coupled with procrastination here.
    But fear not, citizen! For when I do find some time, I shall return with RHI Quest pt 3.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)08:54 No.17912406
    She really needs a hug. And >>17912360
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)09:06 No.17912476
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    You give her a platonic hug and offer to help her out with Shade Man.

    She says that's sweet of you, but really not necessary. She's really got no problem banging a guy once she's got her sights on him.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)09:08 No.17912486

    Still, friends do this sort of thing for each other.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)09:08 No.17912487
    Yeah but can she remember it?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)09:09 No.17912496
    Why all the drinking then? Life around here can't be that bad.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)09:12 No.17912519
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)09:20 No.17912575
    One of the better MSPA adventures set before oblivion starring a drunken slutty khajiit trying and failing at everything
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)09:21 No.17912588
    Ah, okay. Thanks.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)09:32 No.17912662
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    You ask her if she can remember any of the guys she's slept with, and ask why she drowns her sorrows like this.

    Splash Woman takes offense to your sympathy, and shoves you away. She isn't 'escaping' from anything, she drinks because it's AWESOME.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)09:34 No.17912684
    Use WISDOM to find a way to help her.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)09:45 No.17912780
    Don't let her out of the room until you've solved her emotional problems and gave her another tour of your bed.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)09:46 No.17912786
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    You try to use your Wisdom to come up with a solution, but sadly alcoholism is a very serious issue, and has a wide gambit of possible solutions. They all start with the same step though, and that's admitting you have a problem.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)09:47 No.17912793
    I think the tour of our bed is the most important thing right now. Leave sorting her issues out until we have fulfilled our programming
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)09:51 No.17912817
    Try using shade mans powers and see if we get a response
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)10:08 No.17912984
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    You both sit down on your bed and talk for a little while, you try switching to the Noise Crush to see if it helps.

    It does not.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)10:10 No.17912996

    If we manage to help her out, it's a morale bonus to us, plus we have an ally in the case of troublesome situations. We don't really have any friends, and that's not even counting the danger of other Stalkers.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)10:11 No.17913000
    >Splashwo Man
    I was wondering when that would happen.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)10:12 No.17913021
    So, what do you usually do when you're not busy partying?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)10:21 No.17913091
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    You ask her what she does when she's not partying.

    >"Nursing a hangover, or sleeping."

    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)10:25 No.17913128
    Take that bottle away from her and replace it with our lips.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)10:27 No.17913143
    "S-stupid Splash Woman, it's not like I care for you. Or anything."
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)10:27 No.17913145
    "You ever sleep with a girl before?"
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)10:27 No.17913151
    Wait until she's stone drunk again and just have our way with her and get it over with.

    Also where the hell did she get that bottle of Old Fortran
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)10:38 No.17913225
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    You quickly take away the bottle of Jack and pull her into a kiss.

    Oh gross tastes like embittered depression.

    ...and salt-water.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)10:40 No.17913244
    >Oh gross tastes like embittered depression....and salt-water.
    Bah. For the love of fuck, put some CHARM into it.
    Also, you know what works good for Embittered depression, AND salt water?
    Bloody marys.
    Bloody marys for everyone!
    Make one with CLASS.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)10:40 No.17913245
    Now, please tell me what's bothing you, okay~?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)10:53 No.17913341
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    She says she's not going to fucking tell what her problem is, it's some ridiculous bullshit that you don't want to get involved in.

    You also remove a bottlecap from your mouth.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)10:54 No.17913357
    Fiiine. Does she want to 'forget about it' for an hour with us? :)
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)10:56 No.17913378

    "I want to help, and if it's bothering you, then it's not redic."
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)10:58 No.17913420
    Why are we even getting involved in her problems anyway?

    Back off a little bit, it's obvious she wants to deal with it herself. If she wanted help, she'd have looked for it already.

    Change the subject. "If you say so... So, uh, if we did do something last night, would you have had a problem with it?"

    Hopefully we can derail the invitable train wreck back onto the tracks of getting some.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)10:59 No.17913435
    This, this, a thousand times this
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)11:05 No.17913498
    And don't forget to turn that charm on.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)11:05 No.17913502
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    This is a waste of time.
    Rape her immediately.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)11:09 No.17913538
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    You ask about her policy regarding lesbiantics.

    She says you already gave her a taste, it'd be rude not to give her the full course.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)11:10 No.17913547
    rolled 30 = 30

    Commence sexing.

    Dice roll not used in quest. Just felt like rolling a dice for no reason.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)11:12 No.17913564
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    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)11:14 No.17913578
    Wait. Important question.
    Does Splashwo man have legs or tail?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)11:15 No.17913583
    She's Hooked on Sapphonics.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)11:15 No.17913585
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    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)11:16 No.17913592
    So now we can use the water trident, right?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)11:19 No.17913615
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    Laser Trident! Ha ha awesome!

    Also all Robot Masters have whatever appendages are needed for basic human functions, they all have arms and unless they levitate somehow they have legs.

    So yes, Splash Woman has legs.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)11:21 No.17913621
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    what's next on the agenda?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)11:21 No.17913629
    But that contradicts the facts. We did, as you recall, just get some tail.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)11:23 No.17913640
    Right, lemme pull up the weakness chart.
    Needle Man: Lasers, Needles.
    Ring man: Pharaoh shot. Presumably weak to Old Shit.
    Metal Man: Metal blades, Boomerangs.
    Yamato Man: Thrown axes
    Hornet Man: Fire
    Air man: Leaf shield. Also takes a decent amount of damage from the regular buster.
    Spark man: Electric shots, Thrown blades.
    Easy to have sex with, as he has electric sparks for hands, and cannot masturbate.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)11:23 No.17913647
    Your own face is on that chart.

    Indulge in some self lovings.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)11:23 No.17913653

    They all have hands.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)11:30 No.17913715
    We've got access to Leaf shield, Gemini Laser and Quick boomerang already.
    Plug man's sparks should work on Spark man.
    Blade man's weapons are thrown blades. Might work on Yamato man.

    No Fire to speak of, nor anyone we can defeat at the moment has any fire. How to defeat Hornet man?

    And I'll be buggered if I know what the hell Pharaoh shot is made of.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)11:32 No.17913731
    Wait. I know.
    Ring man should be weak to Sonic weaponry (Shade man).
    It makes sense.

    Still no idea what to do with Hornet man.anyone have any ideas?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)11:36 No.17913769
    Air Man, Please.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)11:50 No.17913861
    Airman would be easiest, he's depressed because he only has the power to push others away.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)11:59 No.17913926
    Air man

    Hard mode engaged
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)12:00 No.17913930
    Air man

    Hard mode engaged
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)12:01 No.17913934
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    You find Air Man near the beach, about to go surfing apparently.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)12:04 No.17913959

    Watch him surf.
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    You sit down at the beach and watch Air Man surf.

    He's pretty good.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)12:20 No.17914091
    Yo Airdude! There room on that wave for two?

    Greet Airman, and see if we are any good at surfing.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)12:20 No.17914093

    Cheer him on, look interested.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)12:36 No.17914223
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    You cheer him on from the beach.

    You're not sure how well he can hear you from in there.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)12:41 No.17914255
    Well, get surfin'.
    What do you mean we can't surf, we have Pump man's weapon.
    Go surfing!
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)12:52 No.17914357
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    Alright, oh... okay, okay... okay... we got this.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)12:53 No.17914366
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    If you only you had skills.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)12:54 No.17914381
    Yeah too bad we don't have Skill to back it up. Maybe we can get Air man to teach us a few things, I'm sure plenty of porns work out that way.

    Also I often forget what weapons we have, let alone who has which.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)12:57 No.17914418
    I know I ain't keepin' track.

    is the latest list of powers you have, good luck figuring out which weapons are which.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)13:01 No.17914445
    No, that's a list of whose powers we have. Bah whatever, I'll need to reread the quest and pay attention to the weapon gets this time.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)13:09 No.17914517
    Well we have Pump Man's skills at manipulating water. Failing that, we could ask Air Man for some pointers on how not to be bad at surfing.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)13:18 No.17914579
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    Air Man helps you get back to shore, you ask him for some tips.

    He can't really say much, it just sort of comes naturally to him. But he does say that you'd probably have an easier time if you weren't wearing heavy heat absorbing body armor.

    Just sayin'.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)13:20 No.17914599
    Ask what else Air Man does for fun. We're looking for some fun things to try since we got a bit bored of bar hopping.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)13:23 No.17914621
    Ok say he;s asking us to strip. Lets do so, being sexually suggestive about it and implying he meant it that way. And be sure to do all the charming before we take off the boob plate.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)13:23 No.17914622
    now I can't stop imagining air man without his armor
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)13:28 No.17914671
    Tease him about the stripping thing but don't do it unless he agrees to gives us a lesson. Also equip pump mans weapon.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)13:30 No.17914695
    Do both. Strip AND ask him for fun.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)13:33 No.17914718
    "So stripping would make me surf better? I'm game, but why don't you strip too?"
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    You start stripping down, and ask Air Man why he doesn't take his armor off.

    He explains that he can't, Function type model.

    All Robot Masters come in three variants, Humanoid, Function, and Hybrid.

    Humanoid models are a human shaped shell with unique parts loaded into or attached to the outside of the body.

    Function models are built with their intention in mind first, so they don't have a mass-produced shell underneath. They tend to be more specialized, and are sort of stuck with what they look like.

    Hybrid models are the more specialized Humanoid models, where unique hardware has to be attached to a mass-produced Humanoid shell.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)13:41 No.17914791
    In the game he was weak against leaf shield so why not shift to that? We won't surf as well but we should get more out of the flirting.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)13:45 No.17914818
    Use the shield to make a controlled surfboard?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)13:54 No.17914880
    Only thing that sucks about stripping is losing our boosts. At least we don't have skill to lose. Tit modification works without boobplate yea?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)14:00 No.17914939
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    You change into this bikini you somehow have, but loose your boosts.

    Yes, this includes the dial-a-boob.

    You switch to the Leaf Shield, and try to make it into a surfboard.

    This does not work.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)14:02 No.17914958
    Heh do a gag boobsplosion when we take off our chest piece
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)14:09 No.17915022
    Water shield, then. Ask him if he likes the resulting bikini design more than the last one.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)14:12 No.17915044
    Man. Fuck surfing. We're just here to seduce him.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)14:12 No.17915046
    So, Airman. Maybe you can show me how to stand on the surfboard?

    It'd help if you were on it with me
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    You switch to Water Shield and try to make surfboard out of it.

    ....you know it's water right?

    You also ask him if he likes this bikini better than the last one.

    He says it isn't doing you any favors.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)14:16 No.17915082
    Eh, ok. If we end up in the water then we can switch. This one has him blushing, at least. If we for some reason make an excuse to sunbathe it would work there too.

    And we don't need to switch for this, either.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)14:16 No.17915086
    Aww, but what about the adventure of learning something new and possibly gaining a point of skill by practice instead of leveling?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)14:21 No.17915119
    No one said to make a board out of it! Ah whatever, back to leaves.

    Do this.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)14:25 No.17915148
    Wait, are we reliant on our power to make our board? It would be nice to get a shorter list of things that would actually work if so. Otherwise stick with leaf shield.

    Alternatively, cycle through our outfits and have him judge each one.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)14:32 No.17915211
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    You switch back to the Leaf Shield, and ask Air Man to show you how to properly stand on the board.

    The board which you have a default of, but you could IN THEORY make one using your powers, but I honestly can't give you a list of which ones can make a board because it's just based on my own retarded logic.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)14:37 No.17915265
    We gain points every 10 robot masters, not by doing things in the quest.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)14:40 No.17915304
    Equip Quick Boomerang, we'll VIBRATE ourselves a board.
    Like the flash would.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)14:44 No.17915339
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    Air Man helps you learn proper form, which I know nothing about so you get a wide shot.

    Also it's every eight Robot Masters you hit a Milestone and can level up.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)14:44 No.17915342
    Let's make sure surfing doesn't even come up then. Ask lots of questions, be eager, and keep it going.

    Let's just keep to his weak point, it should be downhill from here.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)14:50 No.17915401
    Keep up the flirty lessons for as long as possible. When done thank him for the lesson and offer to ride *his* waves. Because we need to wrap this shit up before it turns into a surfing minigame.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)14:50 No.17915402
    are we the only people on this beach? If so, mention it to Air Man.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)14:54 No.17915439
    Nice and private, no one would even notice if they had sex right then and there. Propose this hypothetical after the lessons.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)15:05 No.17915522
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    You point out how odd it is that there's nobody else at the beach.

    Air Man and a few of the other Robot Masters that control weather have a deal going, he tells you, when they want any place outside to be people-free they make the wheather bad, then clear it up once the forecast hits.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)15:23 No.17915668
    Tell him how nice it is that they have the whole beach to themselves, thank him for the lesson and then "ride his waves" as thanks.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)15:31 No.17915735
    So, why'd you want the beach all to yourself?

    hint hint
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    You take advantage of the privacy.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)15:34 No.17915756
    Propose the hypothetical now
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    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)15:38 No.17915820

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    Air Man wasn't so tough.
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    i forgot to draw the tornado
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)15:43 No.17915892
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    Alright! 16 hours later and IT KEEPS GOING.

    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)15:44 No.17915897
    Yay blowjobs. So using the weakness helped things a lot, maybe the next point should go into Moe to help with that. Who else on this speed dial do we have the right powers for?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)15:46 No.17915930

    If we get his power the game might as well be over.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)15:50 No.17915979
    >Needle Man - Gemini Laser

    That's all.

    All other weaknesses are derived from rough approximations, but that's the only canon weakness you have access too right now.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)15:50 No.17915981
    But his heart is made of metal!

    (Anyone who gets this gets +5 Megaman Points)
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)15:52 No.17916001
    I do.

    he's not a dentist
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)15:53 No.17916023
    Good enough for me. Let's go get poked.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)16:40 No.17916379
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    You find Metal Man in the middle of... something.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)16:43 No.17916413
    "What'cha doin?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)16:43 No.17916419
    Ask him what he's doing. Sound intrigued.
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    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)16:50 No.17916506
    Ask what he's up to. Seems the basic weapon counts as effective against metal man, and his own weapon, so let's keep in normal form.

    Why would she do that, and not join in?
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    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)16:56 No.17916598
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)16:57 No.17916620
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    You ask him what he's up to.

    >"Oh! You surprised me, nothing. Well, something. Doesn't matter, can you do me a favor? I need to install a part but his torso keeps snapping shit, I was hoping you could either hold it open or jam this piece in, whichever you're more comfortable with."
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)16:58 No.17916636
    Female robots from the future watching me masturbate from a higher vantage point, specifically. So yes, but not just.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)16:59 No.17916640
    Go strength mode and hold that shit open while he does the delicate operations.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)17:03 No.17916706
    Just hold it open.

    Only do that if we need it. Might be overkill.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)17:10 No.17916791
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    You opt to just hold it open, I mean, Metal Man already made the incision so it should be pretty easy.


    oh god this isnt a robot
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)17:19 No.17916922

    Oh my god! Is that Joe?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)17:22 No.17916954
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    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)17:30 No.17917055
    "OH GOD WHAT" Resist the urge to shoot it.
    >> Painful Elegy !!inmjPeen1cC 02/12/12(Sun)17:30 No.17917058

    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)17:31 No.17917067
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    >"And if it starts acting up on you, c'mon back okay?! Heheh, okay, now what can I do for you?"
    >> Painful Elegy !!inmjPeen1cC 02/12/12(Sun)17:32 No.17917081

    Tell him his name is metalman and he ain't a dentist.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)17:33 No.17917089
    Demand explanations as to what the hell and why didn't he give a warning.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)17:33 No.17917099
    > he's not a dentist

    > turns out to be a doctor instead

    I can't help but feel slightly responsible for this.
    >> only slightly drunk 02/12/12(Sun)17:42 No.17917224
    is wily using cyborgs now or something? ask him whats was up with the blood and other gorss organic bits.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)17:51 No.17917382
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    You ask Metal Man what the hell that was all about.

    He explains he pulls in a little money on the side by performing insane surgeries on rich people. He figures since Humanoid Robot Masters are based on real humans anyway, it's mostly a matter of finding the parallels and making sure everything fits together.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)17:53 No.17917429

    Telling he is crazy, but that you like that.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)17:57 No.17917506
    But why was he *screaming*?
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)18:00 No.17917581
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    You ask him why the patient was screaming.

    Metal Man tells you he hasn't quite got the hang of human anesthetic yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)18:06 No.17917698
    Uh huh. Tell him he'd probably get much better business if he could keep patients from experiencing excruciating pain. Human hospitals should know how to do that and have the stuff for it.

    ...God the situation is completely unsexy now. Give him the advice and then change the subject to anything else.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)18:09 No.17917747

    Unsexy? My boy, I know people who, at the sight of some guy torn open and screaming his cyber-butt off would not be able to contain their boners. Even in 40K the pants that could hold them back have not been made yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)18:18 No.17917924
    Ask for a checkup? Or does that not make sense with self diagnostics. I don't know if he can help with that stalker or anything. Maybe ask Morrigan if he could be useful with that.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)18:19 No.17917940
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    You tell he'd probably get more business if he can keep his patients out of excruciating pain. He said he was working on it.

    You try to change the subject, but it's hard to come up with something when you're covered in blood.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)18:21 No.17917986
    Guess we have to take our torso chassis off to rid ourselves of the blood
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)18:24 No.17918045
    The way I see it he owes you for you three times over, for you helping, he not warning you and getting covered in blood. Demand he take you out somewhere as compensation.

    Take off everything that got messy, if that's everything we have then oh well. He can help us clean it up, too.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)18:28 No.17918131
    Don't say to take us out, just that we owe him. We can pull out the repayment method later.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)18:28 No.17918151
    crank up your tits to maximum
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)18:29 No.17918178
    Switch to Quick Boomerang to make it go down smooth
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)18:32 No.17918240
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    You take off your bloodied chestplate and braces, and check with MORRIGAN to see if having Metal Man do a diagnostic scan is a bad idea.

    Apparently MORRIGAN can partition herself in your memories or backup data and he can scan everything else, might not be a bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)18:38 No.17918373
    > maximum
    are you sure you want to do that? I mean, I've seen some shit over in /d/...
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)18:40 No.17918406
    Sounds good. If it matters, do more to make it locked than to look hidden. Less suspicious that way.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)18:40 No.17918407

    Oh come on, those are fictional.

    I'm thinking there's a limit on these.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)18:42 No.17918466
    First thing we did was set it to maximum. Her chest took up the entire viewing area. Besides we can't do it now without our boobplate.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)18:46 No.17918548
    Do it to it

    And exactly the point we're NOT cranking the boobs to max.
    This isn't /d/. Let's keep it that way.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)18:52 No.17918663
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    You ask him if he could go ahead and run a diagnostic scan on you.

    For helping him out just now? Hey, it's the least he could do.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)18:59 No.17918801
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    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)18:59 No.17918827

    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)19:01 No.17918845
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    Metal Man hooks your central processor to his scanning equipment.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)19:06 No.17918905
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    ...and three malicious entities detected.

    Well, that's no good.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)19:08 No.17918930
    bumping with unrelated but not really


    aw yis storytime on /co/
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/12/12(Sun)19:10 No.17918947
    Goddamnit, MORRIGAN. Be better.
    >> Bizarro Drawfag 02/12/12(Sun)19:19 No.17919058
    PART 10: >>17919006

    Thanks man, you may recognize me that held /co/ at gunpoint for scans of issue 9 by storytiming When the Wind Blows a few days ago. Glad it didn't come to that again.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/12(Sun)19:41 No.17919442

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