Assemble your team.

>>17951888
I sense some sort of want for this.

>>17951888
Wrex and Grunt are all I need.

>>17951888

That's alright, then. Everyone except Miranda would live. And nothing of value would be lost.

Well, first things first.

We need a ship. Something small, fast, with as thick a skin and as nasty a bite as we can manage.

If we try and tackle them in a conventional firefight, we will all die before we even put boots on the ground.

Suggestions?

>>17951916
That would be to OPed.
Try to limit your team to one krogan.

They better make a supplement for Black Crusade about this.

>>17951916
>Wrex and Grunt
>Not including motherfucking Garrus

>>17951969

It's called Mass Effect 2, just co-opt it.

Bring it.

>>17951991
Are you thinking a turian can do a better job than 2 krogans?
Them fightin words.

My primary squad would consist of Wrex and Legion.

>>17952061

Not just any Turian, I'm saying the goddamn Space Batman.

>>17952102
In all honesty hes closer to space Punisher

>>17952045

Too big, not well armed enough.

That said, the Mothership would make a FANTASTIC distraction force. It and the fleet it puts out would single-handedly tie up the imperial navy long enough for our team to get in.

Imperial warships are big and scary, but even they are not a match for 5 salvage corvettes...

>>17952131

Eh, yeah, you're right, but "Space Batman" is what stuck.

We're going to steal the golden throne.

As a brilliant scientist, accomplished magician, and charismatic leader of men... Doom shall deign to lead this attack.

You should all feel honored.

>>17952136
>5 salvage corvettes

Dear god, with that alone I could salvage an entire armada on the way to Terra.

>>17952173

DOCTOR DOOM

I know who's our forward assault leader, right after she fights some necrons.

>>17952154

>THE EMPEROR IS NOW A ROMANCE CHOICE
>OLD ONE SQUAD MATE
>SLANEESH NOW HAS A BODY

KEEP EATING UP THIS SHIT BIODRONES.

>>17952154

I want to see a 40k version of Ocean's Eleven now.

>>17952154

HA HA!

I like it. He is in.

If anyone can find a way past the defenses of the imperial palace, it is Danny Ocean.

Hell, when he is done? They Custodes will fucking escort us in and think it was THEIR idea.

>>17952198

Necrons? What?

Space Pirates would just be one of the millions of different xenos around the galaxy.

And Samus works alone, seeing as anyone that she teams up with inevitably dies horribly.

>>17952188
Vic, old buddy! I was in the area, and figured I'd say hi! How's that East European shit-hole treating you?

>>17952154
Next Rogue Trader game I play, I'm making Danny Ocean. Would he be a Rogue Trader or a Seneschal

>>17952235

Necrons because she absorbs other people's tech.

Also we don't need the rest of the assault team, just through some fodder in with her.

Unsanctioned alpha-plus level psyker

You happen to need a techy on this mission?

I'm in as long as you can promise no fucking Markers.

I have had it up to fucking HERE with goddamn markers.

>>17952241

go away reed

>>17952154
>>17952188
>>17952198

Danny Ocean, Samus Aran, and Dr. Doom................

I think a heist of the golden throne just may be possible.

Stealth/infiltration expert.

5 minutes later, Holy Terra is Holy Toast

Good evening, everyone. I realize your planned heist will need the best operatives you require.

I believe this agent of mine should suit your purposes nicely.

Who am I supposed to kill?

Ah, doesn't matter. Count me in!

>>17952373

I'm sorry, I think the position has already been filled.

What...is this heresy?

>>17952406
Did someone say hairesy?

>>17952332
Yo way o... jerume brunnen-g...

>>17952305
Adding Bruce Lee, Snake and Deadpool to the the team.

Compared to that Horus ain't shit.

If you could spare a few augmentics and a ridiculously huge power sword, then this guy is your man.

Just Add Prep Time.

>>17952305
>>17952455
So who's the leader of the team, would it be Ocean or Doom?

>>17952438
woa
and people call me a hairetic.

Gentlemen.

I'm just popping in from my cross-board exploration tour before returning to my home-board of /v/.

I don't know much about 40k, but I DO love vidyo gaems.

Would I be correct in saying Holy Terra is fortified like a Volcanic World in Sins of a Solar Empire? While being right next to a Desert fleet production world? If so that is fucking awesome and I love any setting that has fortress planetary systems.

Guys, our Valkyrie can only seat twelve.

Someone's gotta go.

>>17952489

Ocean is planing doom is our overall commander. As in doom manages our finances and stuff.

>>17952489

Doom, but he would let Danny Ocean think he's in charge.

This team needs some range. Just tell him there's Net Terminal Genes down there.

>>17952535
Let's put mai waifu with him, too, while we're at it.

>>17952522
Thus far, I have:

Danny Ocean
Dr. Doom
Samus
Issac Clarke
Solid Snake
Bruce Lee

Which Mass Effect characters do we want on this? If I had to pick one I'd go with Wrex, personally.

Goddamn, I love it when a plan comes together.

Wait, lemme get this straight. We're gonna be stealing something that maintains human civilization as we know it, causing all the worthless trash to get eaten by demons and shit?

Sweet. Count me in.

Sleuth diplomacy is a must for a mission like this.

>>17952584

Master Chief

So, I hear you boys were throwing together a heist, eh?

>>17952650


Teddy Roosevelt is Overpowered beyond words.

Someone stat him.

inb4 Gork AND Mork are actually Teddy.

>>17952624


Die in a fire. Also, Wrex is a good option.

>>17952584
Give me a few Praxis Kits and I'll be ready to go

>>17952521
Not familiar with Sins, but I can tell you its better than that. Three fleets of kilometer long starships on constant standby, at least one space marine chapter made up of the finest marines going and a full legion of Custodes which are marines on steroids. Then there are the planets themselves. Mars is home to some of the most destructive technology available and the moon.....well the moon is literally made of gun. As in its both a moon, and a fully armed and operational battle station

There's only room for one god of mankind in this universe...

>>17952671

Well both of them can flip tanks. But Chief knows how to dual-wield.

Alternatively, pic related.

May I suggest the S.S. Heart of Gold as our ship...

Hey everyone, this guy seems to be tagging along and he just won't leave.

Bored princess in on the hiest. um I mean magical ninja dude.

>>17952457
>>17952677

Seeing as we're aiming mostly for gritty anti-hero types that either have nothing to lose or are used to running suicide missions like this, these two would be perfect additions.

Updated list:

Wrex
Danny Ocean
Dr. Doom
Samus
Issac Clarke
Solid Snake
Bruce Lee
Guts
Adam Jensen

That's nine, we've got three more spots on the Valkyrie.

>>17952584

Garrus, Wrex and Legion for the elite BRO SQUADRON. Together, they can handle most tasks by being adept at hacking, biotics, and precision fire and general badassery.

Tali makes a good partner for Clark. They both are tech savy, good with a gun, and their suits let them survive in space-exposed areas.

Jack is good for... well.. being Jack. You can pretty much just tell her to throw a squad of space marines into the sky and not have to worry about those guys anymore.

The rest are so-so. Obviously a cut above the common applicant, but not really excellent.

You wanted an anti-hero? Here's your anti-hero.

>>17952723
We'll need a medic, we should throw Mordin in there.
Or maybe the TF2 Medic tagging along with Wrex

>>17952723
What about MACHO-MAN RANDY MOTHERFUCKING SAVAGE?!

>>17952729

Or we can have awesome

You'll need Jackson to lead the final stand as the rest of our forces evacuate.

>>17952767

Guts has our Berserker slot on lockdown already.

>>17952650
images/1329272867808.jpg
The real reason Tryanids are invading is because Theodore Roosevelt is hunting them in their home galaxy.

>>17952723

Honestly? I feel like Danny Ocean shouldnt have a spot on the valk.

Not to say he wont be key to victory, but he is not a fighter. If things have turned into a firefight where Danny Ocean is at risk, he has already messed up.

I say send him ahead to prepare the way with his guile and connections, or have him stay back and send the others to execute his master plan. Either way, sending him to fight space marines alongside a bunch of hardcore motherfuckers is a waste of his talents, and probably his life.

>>17952801

Point taken.

Doom also would be working the behind-the-scenes stuff, and pretty much any appearance outside of that would be a Doombot.

>>17952801

He can co-pilot and give us operational data then.

ALSO

Who is our pilot?

>>17952831


Roy Focker. Accept no substitutes.

>>17952831

You called for a driver?

>>17952831
Who else?

>>17952831
There's only one man crazy enough to try it.

Do the Custodes like jelly babies?

>>17952828

The difference is that doom can shoot energy, summon demons, and is covered in armor.

But chances are it is a doombot anyway. Just because.

>>17952831

Hey we need SOMEONE for comic relief.

>>17952831

>>17952871
He's gonna come in fast...

and low...

>>17952866
>>17952886

These two would get along SMASHINGLY

Sarah Kerrigan wants in, she wants in, so she can add the geneseeds and maybe the emperors dna to her zerg.

Did someone ask for a doctor?

>>17952831

Search your heart. You know it to be true.

>>17952871
>>17952866

Well shit, let's just bring the entire A-Team and the core members from Mass Effect along for the ride.

The other characters from >>17952723
can make up the main squad.

>>17952831
>>17952831

>>17952831
Well, if were riding in a VTOL

>>17952912

FUCK YES YOU ARE HIRED

WE HAVE A MEDIC NOW

This fucker right here.

He being power armoured character that hold more than 15 weapons, including a gun that opens a portal to the eldar gods and the gun that turns people into monkeys.

Also his best friend can stop time

I wouldn't call it a suicide mission, more like just plain suicide

>>17952924

Can't seat more than 12, excluding pilot and co pilot.

If we haven't got enough ranged support, this is your man.

>>17952941

Hmm, you're right. I was going to suggest that they bring their own ships, but more than one transport almost certainly won't get through.

>>17952939

Its not suicide, all of the team has plot armor.

>>17952924

Alright. Sounds fair. Terra is a big mission. Limiting ourselves to a single key team was probably doing with with one arm behind our back anyway.

So, our resources are as follows:

The crew of the Normandy1/2

The A Team

The Higaraan Mothership

Danny Ocean
Dr. Doom
Samus
Issac Clarke
Solid Snake
Bruce Lee
Guts
Adam Jensen

What is the plan?

>>17952963
Well need to identify our obstacles before we formulate an acceptable plan.
What sort of defenses do they have? What barriers will we have to get through?

>>17952963
We're going to steal the golden throne like Danny said.

>>17952963

Ocean and Doom are both behind-the-scenes and prep guys. They won't be involved with the actual action once the group lands. Guts, Bruce Lee and Samus will be handling most of the fighting, Issac is the techie, Snake and Jensen are the stealth and infiltration guys.

Another tech person and a good pilot or driver might be called for as well.

>>17952963

We need to get the A-Team to a motor pool.

So... I say we drop them on Mars on the way by. The Imperials will focus on us once we land on Terra, ignoring the 4 guys we dumped on Mars.

That is our exit strategy. When the A-Team rides like a bat out of hell off of mars, they will come up on an imperial navy that is focused on Terra and with their pants down. Those few minutes of absolute chaos will be our only chance to escape after we have done our job.

>>17952440
And on that day, His Shadow, Supah Dimenshunul Stompa Da Looted Krooza will be standing atop the fleets of man. Probably after eating the last of the Brunnen-G

Manta tilted, coat billowing in the solar winds, klaws crossed, Orkross Kannon at its side, ready to loot the greatest WAAAGH of all.

The more fings ya throws at da deffwotch, da more da krooza gunna be wearin in da ends.

>>17952963

We seek an audience with the high lords of Terra, while we do this we send in a stealth team,(samus, solid snake). While the combat team acts as guards for our political team(ocans doom). the stealth team leads the way and then when we get refused our audience the combat team breaks away to join the stealth team heading deep under the palace.

We're going to need a captain

>>17952963

Welcome home servants of the Emperor. This is Imperial Daunltess, Echo Lima Five. Fist of Fury. You are approaching our picket lines on vector for Holy Terra.

Please identify and submit your codes.

>>17953048

Right and I know just the captain!

>>17952963
>>17952998
Doomguy in charge of main distraction. Let him wreck havoc outside before you go in for the gold.

>>17953056
good news! That Lunar class cruiser in charge of identifying us thinks it is a dauntless!

Our party face can handle this idiot!

>>17953035
>samus
>stealth

You send Samus in when you want to shoot your way somewhere and blow something up.

Granted, she can keep a lower profile than some other members of the team and her morph ball gives her access to points of entry and travel that would get around obstacles and evade detection, but there are still characters that are better suited for stealth I think.

>>17953056
Then will need a man on the inside to get us through.
But who would be willing to betray the Imperium of Man?

>>17952951
Shit. That's Sly Marbo. He survived.

>>17953084

>google imaged dauntless
>kiss my ass

>>17952963
Why not have the rest of the cast of Oceans 11 in there too?

>>17953126

Too many people, too many chances for things to go wrong.

>>17953092
The one man in the Imperium with enough foresight to know when to throw in... and, more importantly, when NOT to.

>>17953142

Just as planned...

I heard you guys might need someone capable of holding off the Titan Legions...

>>17952963

Nominating the Normandy for Stealth insertion with Danny Ocean.

Hiigaran Mothership drops the A team on Mars on its way to siege Luna.

Our Valkyrie slips through in the confusion.

What is Phase 2?

>>17953249
Land on Terra, infiltrate the imperial palace, slip past the Adeptus Custodes, and enter the Sanctum Imperialis.

>>17953249

The team escorts Isaac Clarke around Terra.

This may seem like a babysitting sidetrip, but far from it.

Isaac Clarke knows how to build fucking gravity tethers. Like what the USG Ishamura used.

We are going to place them in a ring around the golden throne, and then pop the cork on Holy Terra.

The golden throne will be a lot easier to steal once it is IN SPACE. Easy salvage there.

>>17953306

That is a fucking Danny Ocean plan if I ever heard it.

>>17953306

By god that's just crazy enough to work!

>>17953306

How are you going to deal with the 300 Adeptus custodes?

>>17953306

And the mothership has just the craft and facilities to grab the golden throne in orbit and hyperspace jump away with it!

Holy shit, this is perfect!

We need more techies. Isaac has the knowledge, but he will need more nerds to help build.

>>17953388

Between our infiltration experts and the big guns for distraction, we hopefully won't need to fight all 300 of them.

>>17953388
Shouldn't need to. Jensen cloaks in and plants the bloody things while Snake leads them on a wild goose chase. Is that insufficient?

>>17953388

The ones that get sucked out into space through the broken hallways and open windows as it rises up into orbit?

I expect they will die on re-entry into the earths atmosphere.

A few might manage to stick around on the inside, but we have enough badasses on our side to hand them. Especially after we jump away and can deal with them at our leisure.

>>17953388
>>17953388
We'll either have to sneak by them or create some sort of distraction.
Also while in the palace the Astronomican should be shut down.
We'll greatly hinder their ability to pursue us once the Golden Throne has been extracted.

>>17953388
Samus and Bruce Lee work together to take down at least one of them, After which Doom reverse engineers their tech and builds a device that disrupts their internal systems.

The marines are forced to remove their helmets in order to see, which is all snake and guts need to get their decapitation and headshots on.

>>17953444
except if you alert one, they'll no doubt sound the alarm for the 9,700 outside the throne room.

Also the 300 are said to "never leave the Emeperor's side"

>>17953451

I think that without the throne, the astronomicon turns off anyway.

So, two for one deal right there

>this thread

Tzeentch is pleased.

>>17953306

Isaac Clarke is the bane of space marines.

> space marine shows up
> STASIS
> concentrate fire on frozen space marine
> receive dead space marine

It only works on them one at a time, but it means that any SM caught alone is not even worth mentioning.

>>17953466
Good point.

Also, Jensen could use multiple EMP mines to slow down the Adeptus Custodes when the time to escape comes around.
We'll need a shitload of mine templates.

>>17953502

I'm fairly sure that most of the team can take on a single SM.

>>17953461
Fair point. Scratch the goose chase, we don't even bother making it past the Gate. Plant the tether generators in a perimeter on the outside, yank the whole Inner Palace into orbit. The gate itself is likely to remain in place, which means the 300 Custodes should be vented into space and thus into vacuum.

I'll let you in, but I never asked for the end of the Imperium.

this is the first place I've seen an image of Wing commander 2. What the hell is wrong with /v/

[spoiler]im getting old[/spoiler]

>>17953461

Thats when the baneblade comes plummeting down into the palace via grav chutes, having been liberated from Mars.

>>17953526

they can surely survive in space for an extended period.

But we don't have to kill them. Just neutralize them.

Floating in space they are not a threat to us, unless they bounce off our hull. Ruins our paint job.

>>17953502

One at a time my ass, have you used the line cutter -at all-?

>>17953557

I meant stasis.

But yes. Isaacs weapons are hilarious against space marines.

"You see this gun? It is a plasma cutter for torching through starship hulls. This is my basic gun."
"Now, the contact beam? Nothing basic about that."
"Nothing basic about that at all."

>>17952963

Our Team

>>17953249

Phase 1

>>17953306

Phase 2

>phase 2.5/3?

"You would crush the Imperium with four Daleks?"

"WE WOULD CRUSH THE IMPERIUM WITH ONE DALEK."

>>17953576

Grab golden throne with Higaraan Mothership using salvage corvettes.

Jump away with our prize.

The hard part is getting the ground team out alive. The good news is that by this point all of the imperial forces will be SQUAD BROKEN as fuck.

We just defaced holy terra and made off with the god emperor of mankind.

>>17953584
No.
Dalek Empire? Sure.
four daleks, I don't think so.

>>17952963

Our Team

>>17953249

Phase 1

>>17953306

Phase 2

>>17953573
>>17953540
>>17953598

Mission Accomplished!

Hard Mode: Get everyone out alive.

Every job like this needs a last minute addition, right?
Who better to be in the right place, at the right time.
How do we get out alive? easy, she steals us out from under the Imperiums nose.

>>17953622
hard mode: It depends on if we get spotted, because if the Custodes catch on before we're ready to jack the throne, that'll be almost impossible without luck.

Late to the thread,
did we figure out what to do with the Palace's orbital defenses and Luna when we jack the inner palace?

Hey what's going on in this.... oh emepror

>>17952154
DAMNIT /tg/ I DEMAND WRITEFAGGOTRY ON THIS NOW

>>17953644
>hard mode: It depends on if we get spotted, because if the Custodes catch on before we're ready to jack the throne, that'll be almost impossible without luck.

Er, the Imperium has an entire department of oracles and diviners. It is safe to assume we were spotted yesterday, before we started plans.

>>17953634

The Normandy1/2 is getting trashed or has gone ftl by now.

Carmen won't cut it.

The A Team (in the palace)
Danny Ocean (in an administratum building's mini-bar near Issaac)
Samus (inner city)
Issac Clarke (inside the palace)
Solid Snake (palace courtyard)
Bruce Lee (inside the palace)
Guts (inside the palace)
Adam Jensen (inside the palace)

>>17953674

Just call Tzeentch and ask for a favor, I'm sure he would be all for it.

>>17953674
>>17953674

How right you are...
I hereby judge and condemn this thread by the power of the ordo malleus. May imperial balance account in all things.

The emperor protects...

Oh my god I never thought this thread would develop this much.

You all have made my night.

What would General Patton do with baneblades?

>>17953634
Even if she managed to steal us from the Imperium, she'd disappear a minute later and the chair would be gone.

All she'd leave is a clue, that she's somewhere in the eye of terror.

>>17953644

Assumably they're firing on the Hiigaran fleet.

More importantly is wtf do we do once the mothership goes to hyperspace and they focus fire on the rest of our team and ships?

>>17953713
Create the United States of Earth.

>>17953713
ohh dear god just the thought of it... Russia wouldn't exist for starters

>>17953720

Most of our ships are capable of non warp FTL, and can go into FTL without any build up or charging. Once we have the throne we all jump.

>>17953718

And thats why she's kill on sight.

She ain't gettin anywhere near our golden throne.

>>17953713
continue to be an overrated self aggrandising chucklefuck.

kinda like an american montgomery.

>>17953745

Forgetting some guys on the ground are we?

We can't all sit on the emp's lap as he goes up, as huge as it may be.

Or are we bringing the team, palace, and a duece of space marine legions onto the mothership?

I shall lead this glorious charge, gentlemen!

You guys know the Emperor can stop time, right?

Step 1: Cut treasure-shaped hole in protective glass

>>17953745
But we're in the 40k universe, how do we know that that FTL technology even works?

>>17953622
>>17953674
>>17953695
>Hard Mode: Get everyone out alive.
>call Tzeentch and ask for a favor

Thousand Sons in charge of extracting our ground team.

>>17953789

How? They'd be warping into the full fury of Terra's defence network, and the Mothership isn't around for backup anymore.

>>17953787

Because the necrons and the nids have non warp ftl. So fuck it let everyone have what they want.

>>17953776
But can he stop the beat of Chaos Disco Marines?

>>17953789

Nah I was thinking more have Tzeentch mess with the oracles and shit.

takin dat umie planetz gonna be a challenge, but dat wont be a problem fer ery ork in da galaxy. iz gonna launch me biggest waaagh yet. and iz gonna personally cromp dat emprah of derz.
and dont fink i cant one fing weze orkz love iz a fight, an dis ill be da biggest un yet

BOYZ?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
-several psykers around the galaxy came down with an unfortunate case of head explosion

>>17953806
I'm just saying, maybe their sciencey stuff works different?
I mean, 40k's relationship with physics and scientific laws is fairly abusive.

>>17953808

Can't stop the rock~

Bad news team, somebody beat you to it

>>17953823
every ork in the galaxy.

I'd like to know how he managed that.

>>17953840

NO

GET OUT OF OUR THREAD

>>17953846
if any ork could, it would be ghazghkull

>>17953816

How would that help us escape exactly?

>>17953846

He didn't. Though It may be possible to transmit messages to all of the orks at one time, but you would likely need a psyker with power close to that of the emperor that is also able to tap into the waaagh fields

"I am the fucking dark."

Samus, as the only one not on the palace grounds persay, activates a teleportatium that she figures out how to use by shooting at it enough times. This allows her to teleport the team out of the palace and into a "marginally" safer area. Potentially to be re-teleported out of there. Unfortunately, it doesn't target snake, being as he wasn't "inside" the palace at the time.
The team fights off resistance while discussing/arguing if they should go back for snake or risk missing their window of escape.

>>17953862

I wasn't saying it would let us escape it would just be how we prevent them from knowing about our plans ahead of time.

You are missing one extremely important person for a heist.

>>17953891

Continue...

>>17953903

No because we don't need her, we don't need someone who will take our loot and leave a tip to where she went with it.

>>17953879
remember its the orks were talking about, anything can happen and it doesnt really have to make sense
he may just have to yell waaagh loud enough (other orks will join his cry) that it can be felt buy all orkz, and for all we know it would work

>>17953903

Nobody likes that skank.

>mfw I'm listening to this while reading the thread
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdSai09_jzc

Oi just give me n da boyz sum time to round up a few more of these gits and well get em ummies for ya,

>>17952276

Those are pancakes. He sucks at magic.

>>17953891
Snake, being the sole member close to the horde of marines and other imperium troop trying to kill the team, is focused by the remaining functioning psykers. He gets royally messed with as he makes a daring one man escape, swearing his control scheme wasn't responding properly, and he had to save and turn the game off for dinner for a few hours.

Just a Guts has had enough talking and begins to cleave his way back towards the palace, taking out a land raider with a single clean swing, snake shows up again. The arugment made invalid the A-team sets to work on their baneblade again, to make it into a flyable vehicle and get them the heck out of there.

While they are looting their own looted tank, however, the Imperiums best assassins show up to try and take them out.
Input epic bruce lee fight scene. Bruce ends up almost outmatched when danny steps in and provides just enough distraction to let bruce kill the last assassin.

>>17953891
>>17953933

and then....

>>17954008

Or:

A space marine walks around the next corner, and everyone levels their guns at him. Only he takes off his helmet.

Its Snake! And he's got Danny behind him with a Salamander load of Space Marine armor.

Due north a Stormraven is touching down, loaded with a kill squad moments away from intercepting the team.

>a la swat exit

>>17953964
gud now get ya boyz tageda an meet uz at dem blue fistguyz planet idll be a gud rallyn point, i already gotz da evil sunz ere, da deff skullz are ere cuz one of me squigs diapperd da oda day, an da blood axes are beggin ta get in. juz need ta waits fer dem badmoons ta lug all der gear ere. an derz been freebootaz comin in ere day now. but da snake bitez aint comin (between uz an me dey not orky enuff fer dis scrap)

>>17953800
Ahriman was formerly Chief Librarian. Librarians have access to the Gate of Infinity. Our ground team meets him and the Sons at a previously-determined rendevouz point, and he gets them back out.

>>17954099

>>17953933
>mfw

>>17954046

or

>>17954099

or

>>17954008

Choose your ending.

>Find the biggest ork Waagh! I can
>Tell him about this planet where all the humie gits keep their biggest, baddest dakka
>Sit back and crack open a bear

>>17954160
Or them, even.

>>17954160

>implying they wouldn't be blasted into dust before even crossing mars.

oi spikey boyz i seez ya want in to da cstle fing dey got der. iz willin ta make a deal wiff ya, we both go ta waaagh on da same day uz guyz get da gate open in dat golden place, an in return we dont run ya oba on da way der
deal git?

>>17954160
I'll be the eldar tried this a few times already.

Couldn't the dark eldar just toss one of their black hole grenades anywhere within a few hundred lightyears of holy terra to destroy it? They don't do it because it wouldn't be funny, but if it became necessary for some reason...

>>17954046

or

>>17954099

or

>>17954008

Which ending does /tg/ desire?

No orcs allowed.

>>17954176
>Then more Orkz hear about the huge dakka that wiped out a whole waaagh!
>More Orkz come for the foightan
>Eventually, too many Orkz for them to stop
>Victory

>>17954135

New ending, Samus pops off her armor at the teleportatium, and pulls out a Warrant of Trade. Moments later snake shows up with some power armor for everyone else to put on. And them samus goes off to meet with some people about getting a new navigator.

>>17952658

Gork, Mork, Khorne, Tzeentch, and the GEoM are all Teddy Motherfucking Roosevelt

>>17954201
I like >>17954046 the best.

>>17954203
datz why wez starin wif a really really big waaagh
armagedon got it eazy compared ta dis
>>17954201
zog u oomie

>>17954225

NOICE!

one vote for
>>17954225

two votes for
>>17954046

moar?

>>17954099

this

>>17954201
>>17954270
>>17954099 here,
biased as fuck but I just don't see our ground team getting off-world on their own. We just jacked the Emperor out from underneath the Imperium's nose, they're all going to be on high-alert, etc. et al. Disguising themselves as Space Marines isn't going to cut it when every psyker on Holy Terra is out sniffing for them.

These guys can supplies the tools

>>17954046

one vote for
>>17954225

three votes for
>>17954046

two votes for
>>17954099

>>17954319
OI GIT IZ BEEN OLERIN FER DA LAST 10 MINUTES
fer spozedly smart beinz uz awfly dum,
anyho wot uz need iz a distraction, an iz got da waaagh ya need. uz can take da big shiny guy but in return fer da destraction weze wantz uz ta leave da door open so weze can loot all der gobbinz, dey can fight orkz an spikeyz all at once
deal git?

>>17954319

I like the trade warrant for getting out in the confusion, and stormraven for how easy it is to capture after pointing those spess marines back to the palace.

I don't like thousand sons for heresy.

>>17954046
This, followed by the climactic appearance of THEODORE ROOSEVELT, SECULAR PRESIDENT OF MANKIND

>>17954378
meant dey cant
zoggin iron jaw

>>17954391
>stealing the Golden Throne
>concerned about heresy

>>17954396

No teddy. He didn't make the team.

looks like

>>17954046

checking for last minute votes, and posting summary.

>>17954407

Hey, at least we're not tainted by Chaos.

>>17954407

Hey we may be dirty traitors trying to infiltrate Holy Terra and destroy the Imperium's foundation, but DAMMIT WE HAVE STANDARDS.

>>17954431


>>17954046

Sounds like the best outcome to me.

>>17952963

We assemble our team.

>>17953249

Infiltration.

>>17953306

Set up.

>>17953573
>>17953540
>>17953598

Execution.

>>17953891
>>17954046

Extraction.

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Requesting archive of classified material.

Already been done.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17951864/

Good work gentlemen.

>>17954514

SOMEONE GET THE WRITEFAGS IN HERE

>>17954674

Seconded.

Remember to link the archive to the next writefag you see on.

>>17954674

I'd do it myself if I was more familiar with 40k fluff. As it stands now I'd probably butcher it horribly.

>>17954514
>>17954674
>>17954746
Would a Part 2 be out of the question? Considering that the team just made off with the God-Emperor, every faction out there is going to be gunning for them. How the hell do you survive long enough to profit from such a thing when anyone you deal with would be willing to backstab you for it?

>>17954803

I don't know. We really stretched the limits with dat crossover.

This shit isn't the avengers.

>>17954803

That's where Dr. Doom comes in. He'd insert himself as a dictator of some backwater planet and be able to conceal the throne's presence with his resources there.

>>17954803

Casino Royale?

The Teams

Overall Lead - Daniel Ocean (Because Dr.Doom lets him believe it..)
Second in Command - Hannibal

Team 1- Distraction Force
Team Lead - Dr.Doom
Pilot - Howling Mad Murdock
Adam Jensen
Legion
Guts
Bruce Lee
Issac Clarke
Samus Aran
Wrex
Vash, The Stampede
The Black Whirlwind

Team 2- Acquisition Team
Pilot - Wash
Team Lead - Carmen Sandiego
Solid Snake
Red Spy
Rusty
James Bond

Team 3 - Extraction Team
Team Lead- Commander Shepard
Pilot - Joker
Garrus
Mr T
Captain Jack Sparrow

The plan

Phase one - Distraction team hits Adeptus Mechanicus HQ on Mars in sudden attack. Adam Jensen quickly turns Baneblades and Imperial Titans against the defenders with his uber-hacking brain while th rest of the team raises hell, drawing defenders away from Terra.

Aquisition team slips in under cover of Inquisitorial Mandate - Carmen Sandiego elected as looking "Most like an inquisitor" of the group, assisted by Red Spy's masterful art of disguise.

Extraction team gets into position behind Luna, prepares decoy ships.

Rusty finishes his sandwich.

Phase 2 - Distraction team leads rampage onto Imperium starships and cause massive impacts of multiple battlecruisers while hacking specialists convince the machine spirits to rebel.

Aquisition team reaches Citidel of Terra - Red Spy pretends to be Chapter Master here to meet with High Lords of Terra to get past the custodes, as Danny Ocean runs a dozen different ploys all at once involving several commissars, three fleet admirals and a dog named Fido.

Extraction team moves into LEO, preparing for pickup.

Rusty eats a donut.

Phase 3 - Carmen Sandiego uses cunningly concealed laser to slice the Golden Throne away from the earth's crust, adding specialized mag-lift pylons to each corner as Red Spy and Solid Snake kill every single Adeptus Custodes in the Palace without being seen. James Bond sleeps with a dozen Sisters of Battle to distract them.

The Distraction team enters it's final phase, seizing control of an Inquisitorial capital ship as Danny Ocean unleashes his final, carefully hidden plans involving the Rogue Traders.

The Extraction team prepares to recover the throne.

Rusty enjoys a taco.

Phase IV - The Extraction team uses massive EMP disruptions on Luna to bypass Terran aerospace defense systems - The Normandy uses it's cannons to blast a hole in the Palace roof and grab the Throne along with all of the Aquisiton team members and head for space - The Aquisition team is picked up moments later by Wash, Midflight.

The Distraction team joins up outside of Terran space with the other two teams, now piloting the stolen Inquisitorial Ship "Reasonablus Exterminatus"

Rusty finishes his milkshake.

Final Phase - The GOlden Throne is loaded onto the Inquisitorial Ship, all three teams make for Warp Space - Danny Ocean and Hannibal enjoy a cigar and a glass of scotch together.

Rusty kisses Samus Aran, then enjoys a hamburger.

Goddamnit, I missed the whole thread.

Sadface.

>>17954990

The ever loyal Imperial Guard shall take all challengers then. Alright boys lets show these uppity secessionists whos boss around here. FOR GLORY, FOR THE EMPEROR!

When need someone small, unnoticeable, creative, and devious...

HOLY SHIT THIS IS WHY GW REMOVED SQUATS! They are the perfect sort to take out the Golden Throne.

>Why didnt they just ride the space eagles?

>>17954998
>>17954990

You know what, we already had a pretty good scenario planned out, but this is funny too.

Honestly, ripping off the Golden Throne literally has a much larger visceral appeal to me.

>>17954514
>>17954990
>>17954998


Well it looks like we have a few possible plans, it's always nice to have contingencies.

Oh gods...

It's our fifth birthday, and this thread made me remember the old "GET IN HERE" threads.

I miss those.

Well done, elegan/tg/entlemen, this is a fine thread and you should all be proud. Don't mind me, I'll just be over in the corner tripping balls on nostalgia.

Garrus and Tali are the only ones I've needed for 2 games now.I doubt that'll change anytime soon.