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    136 KB Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:18 No.17951864  
    Holy Terra.

    The seat of power for the Imperium of Man. It has stood against all attacks for 10,000 years.

    A fleet of imperial warships in orbit, protected by legions of space marines, right next to the massive production facilities of Mars, and is at the center of ring after ring of defenses.

    Its armies fight virtually every race in the galaxy. Its black ships abduct millions of people every day to force-feed their souls into the God Emperor of mankind.

    Assaulting it would be a suicide mission, plain and simple.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:19 No.17951888
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    Assemble your team.
    >> General Winter 02/14/12(Tue)20:20 No.17951908
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    I sense some sort of want for this.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:21 No.17951916
    Wrex and Grunt are all I need.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:21 No.17951923

    That's alright, then. Everyone except Miranda would live. And nothing of value would be lost.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:23 No.17951949
    Well, first things first.

    We need a ship. Something small, fast, with as thick a skin and as nasty a bite as we can manage.

    If we try and tackle them in a conventional firefight, we will all die before we even put boots on the ground.

    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:24 No.17951964
    That would be to OPed.
    Try to limit your team to one krogan.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:24 No.17951969
    They better make a supplement for Black Crusade about this.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:26 No.17951991
    >Wrex and Grunt
    >Not including motherfucking Garrus
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:29 No.17952040

    It's called Mass Effect 2, just co-opt it.
    >> -|- Reichsguard -|- !!Q3opPDaKzPo 02/14/12(Tue)20:30 No.17952045
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    Bring it.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:30 No.17952061
    Are you thinking a turian can do a better job than 2 krogans?
    Them fightin words.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:33 No.17952098
    My primary squad would consist of Wrex and Legion.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:33 No.17952102
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    Not just any Turian, I'm saying the goddamn Space Batman.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:36 No.17952131
    In all honesty hes closer to space Punisher
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:36 No.17952136

    Too big, not well armed enough.

    That said, the Mothership would make a FANTASTIC distraction force. It and the fleet it puts out would single-handedly tie up the imperial navy long enough for our team to get in.

    Imperial warships are big and scary, but even they are not a match for 5 salvage corvettes...
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:37 No.17952143

    Eh, yeah, you're right, but "Space Batman" is what stuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:38 No.17952154
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    We're going to steal the golden throne.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:39 No.17952173
    As a brilliant scientist, accomplished magician, and charismatic leader of men... Doom shall deign to lead this attack.

    You should all feel honored.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:40 No.17952178
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    >5 salvage corvettes

    Dear god, with that alone I could salvage an entire armada on the way to Terra.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:40 No.17952188
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    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:41 No.17952198
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    I know who's our forward assault leader, right after she fights some necrons.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:42 No.17952202
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    >> James Joyce 02/14/12(Tue)20:42 No.17952207

    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:42 No.17952208

    I want to see a 40k version of Ocean's Eleven now.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:42 No.17952219

    HA HA!

    I like it. He is in.

    If anyone can find a way past the defenses of the imperial palace, it is Danny Ocean.

    Hell, when he is done? They Custodes will fucking escort us in and think it was THEIR idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:44 No.17952235

    Necrons? What?

    Space Pirates would just be one of the millions of different xenos around the galaxy.

    And Samus works alone, seeing as anyone that she teams up with inevitably dies horribly.
    >> Reed Richards 02/14/12(Tue)20:44 No.17952241
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    Vic, old buddy! I was in the area, and figured I'd say hi! How's that East European shit-hole treating you?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:45 No.17952242
    Next Rogue Trader game I play, I'm making Danny Ocean. Would he be a Rogue Trader or a Seneschal
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:45 No.17952248

    Necrons because she absorbs other people's tech.

    Also we don't need the rest of the assault team, just through some fodder in with her.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:47 No.17952276
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    Unsanctioned alpha-plus level psyker
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:47 No.17952279
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    You happen to need a techy on this mission?

    I'm in as long as you can promise no fucking Markers.

    I have had it up to fucking HERE with goddamn markers.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:49 No.17952298

    go away reed
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:50 No.17952305

    Danny Ocean, Samus Aran, and Dr. Doom................

    I think a heist of the golden throne just may be possible.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:51 No.17952314
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    Stealth/infiltration expert.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:53 No.17952332
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    5 minutes later, Holy Terra is Holy Toast
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:56 No.17952373
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    Good evening, everyone. I realize your planned heist will need the best operatives you require.

    I believe this agent of mine should suit your purposes nicely.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:56 No.17952374
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    Who am I supposed to kill?

    Ah, doesn't matter. Count me in!
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)20:58 No.17952399
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    I'm sorry, I think the position has already been filled.
    >> Fallen Knight of /tg/ 02/14/12(Tue)20:59 No.17952406
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    What...is this heresy?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:01 No.17952438
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    Did someone say hairesy?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:01 No.17952440
    Yo way o... jerume brunnen-g...
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:02 No.17952455
    Adding Bruce Lee, Snake and Deadpool to the the team.

    Compared to that Horus ain't shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:02 No.17952457
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    If you could spare a few augmentics and a ridiculously huge power sword, then this guy is your man.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:04 No.17952483
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    Just Add Prep Time.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:04 No.17952489
    So who's the leader of the team, would it be Ocean or Doom?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:04 No.17952497
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    and people call me a hairetic.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:05 No.17952516
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    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:06 No.17952521
    I'm just popping in from my cross-board exploration tour before returning to my home-board of /v/.

    I don't know much about 40k, but I DO love vidyo gaems.

    Would I be correct in saying Holy Terra is fortified like a Volcanic World in Sins of a Solar Empire? While being right next to a Desert fleet production world? If so that is fucking awesome and I love any setting that has fortress planetary systems.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:06 No.17952522
    Guys, our Valkyrie can only seat twelve.

    Someone's gotta go.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:06 No.17952527

    Ocean is planing doom is our overall commander. As in doom manages our finances and stuff.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:06 No.17952534
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    Doom, but he would let Danny Ocean think he's in charge.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:06 No.17952535
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    This team needs some range. Just tell him there's Net Terminal Genes down there.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:08 No.17952559
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    Let's put mai waifu with him, too, while we're at it.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:10 No.17952584
    Thus far, I have:

    Danny Ocean
    Dr. Doom
    Issac Clarke
    Solid Snake
    Bruce Lee

    Which Mass Effect characters do we want on this? If I had to pick one I'd go with Wrex, personally.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:10 No.17952588
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    Goddamn, I love it when a plan comes together.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:10 No.17952590
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    Wait, lemme get this straight. We're gonna be stealing something that maintains human civilization as we know it, causing all the worthless trash to get eaten by demons and shit?

    Sweet. Count me in.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:12 No.17952620
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    Sleuth diplomacy is a must for a mission like this.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:12 No.17952624

    Master Chief
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:13 No.17952650
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    So, I hear you boys were throwing together a heist, eh?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:14 No.17952658

    Teddy Roosevelt is Overpowered beyond words.

    Someone stat him.

    inb4 Gork AND Mork are actually Teddy.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:15 No.17952671

    Die in a fire. Also, Wrex is a good option.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:15 No.17952677
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    Give me a few Praxis Kits and I'll be ready to go
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:15 No.17952679
    Not familiar with Sins, but I can tell you its better than that. Three fleets of kilometer long starships on constant standby, at least one space marine chapter made up of the finest marines going and a full legion of Custodes which are marines on steroids. Then there are the planets themselves. Mars is home to some of the most destructive technology available and the moon.....well the moon is literally made of gun. As in its both a moon, and a fully armed and operational battle station
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:16 No.17952687
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    There's only room for one god of mankind in this universe...
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:18 No.17952712
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    Well both of them can flip tanks. But Chief knows how to dual-wield.

    Alternatively, pic related.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:18 No.17952716
    May I suggest the S.S. Heart of Gold as our ship...
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:19 No.17952717
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    Hey everyone, this guy seems to be tagging along and he just won't leave.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:19 No.17952719
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    Bored princess in on the hiest. um I mean magical ninja dude.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:19 No.17952723

    Seeing as we're aiming mostly for gritty anti-hero types that either have nothing to lose or are used to running suicide missions like this, these two would be perfect additions.

    Updated list:

    Danny Ocean
    Dr. Doom
    Issac Clarke
    Solid Snake
    Bruce Lee
    Adam Jensen

    That's nine, we've got three more spots on the Valkyrie.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:20 No.17952729

    Garrus, Wrex and Legion for the elite BRO SQUADRON. Together, they can handle most tasks by being adept at hacking, biotics, and precision fire and general badassery.

    Tali makes a good partner for Clark. They both are tech savy, good with a gun, and their suits let them survive in space-exposed areas.

    Jack is good for... well.. being Jack. You can pretty much just tell her to throw a squad of space marines into the sky and not have to worry about those guys anymore.

    The rest are so-so. Obviously a cut above the common applicant, but not really excellent.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:23 No.17952767
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    You wanted an anti-hero? Here's your anti-hero.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:23 No.17952768
    We'll need a medic, we should throw Mordin in there.
    Or maybe the TF2 Medic tagging along with Wrex
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:23 No.17952773
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    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:23 No.17952775
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    Or we can have awesome
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:24 No.17952789
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    You'll need Jackson to lead the final stand as the rest of our forces evacuate.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:24 No.17952790

    Guts has our Berserker slot on lockdown already.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:24 No.17952796
    The real reason Tryanids are invading is because Theodore Roosevelt is hunting them in their home galaxy.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:25 No.17952801

    Honestly? I feel like Danny Ocean shouldnt have a spot on the valk.

    Not to say he wont be key to victory, but he is not a fighter. If things have turned into a firefight where Danny Ocean is at risk, he has already messed up.

    I say send him ahead to prepare the way with his guile and connections, or have him stay back and send the others to execute his master plan. Either way, sending him to fight space marines alongside a bunch of hardcore motherfuckers is a waste of his talents, and probably his life.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:26 No.17952828

    Point taken.

    Doom also would be working the behind-the-scenes stuff, and pretty much any appearance outside of that would be a Doombot.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:27 No.17952831

    He can co-pilot and give us operational data then.


    Who is our pilot?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:27 No.17952841
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    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:28 No.17952858

    Roy Focker. Accept no substitutes.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:29 No.17952861
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    You called for a driver?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:29 No.17952866
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    Who else?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:29 No.17952871
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    There's only one man crazy enough to try it.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:29 No.17952873
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    Do the Custodes like jelly babies?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:30 No.17952885

    The difference is that doom can shoot energy, summon demons, and is covered in armor.

    But chances are it is a doombot anyway. Just because.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:30 No.17952886
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    Hey we need SOMEONE for comic relief.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:30 No.17952894
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    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:31 No.17952903
    He's gonna come in fast...

    and low...
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:31 No.17952904

    These two would get along SMASHINGLY
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:31 No.17952909
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    Sarah Kerrigan wants in, she wants in, so she can add the geneseeds and maybe the emperors dna to her zerg.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:31 No.17952912
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    Did someone ask for a doctor?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:32 No.17952914
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    Search your heart. You know it to be true.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:32 No.17952924

    Well shit, let's just bring the entire A-Team and the core members from Mass Effect along for the ride.

    The other characters from >>17952723
    can make up the main squad.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:32 No.17952927
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    Well, if were riding in a VTOL
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:33 No.17952937


    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:33 No.17952938
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    This fucker right here.

    He being power armoured character that hold more than 15 weapons, including a gun that opens a portal to the eldar gods and the gun that turns people into monkeys.

    Also his best friend can stop time
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:33 No.17952939
    I wouldn't call it a suicide mission, more like just plain suicide
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:33 No.17952941

    Can't seat more than 12, excluding pilot and co pilot.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:34 No.17952951
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    If we haven't got enough ranged support, this is your man.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:34 No.17952957

    Hmm, you're right. I was going to suggest that they bring their own ships, but more than one transport almost certainly won't get through.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:34 No.17952960

    Its not suicide, all of the team has plot armor.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:35 No.17952963

    Alright. Sounds fair. Terra is a big mission. Limiting ourselves to a single key team was probably doing with with one arm behind our back anyway.

    So, our resources are as follows:

    The crew of the Normandy1/2

    The A Team

    The Higaraan Mothership

    Danny Ocean
    Dr. Doom
    Issac Clarke
    Solid Snake
    Bruce Lee
    Adam Jensen

    What is the plan?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:37 No.17952997
    Well need to identify our obstacles before we formulate an acceptable plan.
    What sort of defenses do they have? What barriers will we have to get through?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:37 No.17952998
    We're going to steal the golden throne like Danny said.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:38 No.17953019

    Ocean and Doom are both behind-the-scenes and prep guys. They won't be involved with the actual action once the group lands. Guts, Bruce Lee and Samus will be handling most of the fighting, Issac is the techie, Snake and Jensen are the stealth and infiltration guys.

    Another tech person and a good pilot or driver might be called for as well.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:39 No.17953021

    We need to get the A-Team to a motor pool.

    So... I say we drop them on Mars on the way by. The Imperials will focus on us once we land on Terra, ignoring the 4 guys we dumped on Mars.

    That is our exit strategy. When the A-Team rides like a bat out of hell off of mars, they will come up on an imperial navy that is focused on Terra and with their pants down. Those few minutes of absolute chaos will be our only chance to escape after we have done our job.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:40 No.17953032
    And on that day, His Shadow, Supah Dimenshunul Stompa Da Looted Krooza will be standing atop the fleets of man. Probably after eating the last of the Brunnen-G

    Manta tilted, coat billowing in the solar winds, klaws crossed, Orkross Kannon at its side, ready to loot the greatest WAAAGH of all.

    The more fings ya throws at da deffwotch, da more da krooza gunna be wearin in da ends.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:40 No.17953035

    We seek an audience with the high lords of Terra, while we do this we send in a stealth team,(samus, solid snake). While the combat team acts as guards for our political team(ocans doom). the stealth team leads the way and then when we get refused our audience the combat team breaks away to join the stealth team heading deep under the palace.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:41 No.17953048
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    We're going to need a captain
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:42 No.17953056
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    Welcome home servants of the Emperor. This is Imperial Daunltess, Echo Lima Five. Fist of Fury. You are approaching our picket lines on vector for Holy Terra.

    Please identify and submit your codes.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:42 No.17953062
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    Right and I know just the captain!
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:44 No.17953079
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    Doomguy in charge of main distraction. Let him wreck havoc outside before you go in for the gold.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:44 No.17953084
    good news! That Lunar class cruiser in charge of identifying us thinks it is a dauntless!

    Our party face can handle this idiot!
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:44 No.17953086
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    You send Samus in when you want to shoot your way somewhere and blow something up.

    Granted, she can keep a lower profile than some other members of the team and her morph ball gives her access to points of entry and travel that would get around obstacles and evade detection, but there are still characters that are better suited for stealth I think.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:45 No.17953092
    Then will need a man on the inside to get us through.
    But who would be willing to betray the Imperium of Man?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:45 No.17953093
    Shit. That's Sly Marbo. He survived.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:46 No.17953113

    >google imaged dauntless
    >kiss my ass
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:47 No.17953126
    Why not have the rest of the cast of Oceans 11 in there too?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:47 No.17953132

    Too many people, too many chances for things to go wrong.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:48 No.17953142
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    The one man in the Imperium with enough foresight to know when to throw in... and, more importantly, when NOT to.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:48 No.17953154

    Just as planned...
    >> Sphess Puppy 02/14/12(Tue)21:54 No.17953242
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    I heard you guys might need someone capable of holding off the Titan Legions...
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:54 No.17953249

    Nominating the Normandy for Stealth insertion with Danny Ocean.

    Hiigaran Mothership drops the A team on Mars on its way to siege Luna.

    Our Valkyrie slips through in the confusion.

    What is Phase 2?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:58 No.17953304
    Land on Terra, infiltrate the imperial palace, slip past the Adeptus Custodes, and enter the Sanctum Imperialis.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:58 No.17953306

    The team escorts Isaac Clarke around Terra.

    This may seem like a babysitting sidetrip, but far from it.

    Isaac Clarke knows how to build fucking gravity tethers. Like what the USG Ishamura used.

    We are going to place them in a ring around the golden throne, and then pop the cork on Holy Terra.

    The golden throne will be a lot easier to steal once it is IN SPACE. Easy salvage there.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)21:59 No.17953327

    That is a fucking Danny Ocean plan if I ever heard it.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:02 No.17953376
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    By god that's just crazy enough to work!
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:03 No.17953388

    How are you going to deal with the 300 Adeptus custodes?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:05 No.17953415

    And the mothership has just the craft and facilities to grab the golden throne in orbit and hyperspace jump away with it!

    Holy shit, this is perfect!

    We need more techies. Isaac has the knowledge, but he will need more nerds to help build.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:06 No.17953432

    Between our infiltration experts and the big guns for distraction, we hopefully won't need to fight all 300 of them.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:07 No.17953444
    Shouldn't need to. Jensen cloaks in and plants the bloody things while Snake leads them on a wild goose chase. Is that insufficient?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:07 No.17953446

    The ones that get sucked out into space through the broken hallways and open windows as it rises up into orbit?

    I expect they will die on re-entry into the earths atmosphere.

    A few might manage to stick around on the inside, but we have enough badasses on our side to hand them. Especially after we jump away and can deal with them at our leisure.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:07 No.17953451
    We'll either have to sneak by them or create some sort of distraction.
    Also while in the palace the Astronomican should be shut down.
    We'll greatly hinder their ability to pursue us once the Golden Throne has been extracted.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:08 No.17953458
    Samus and Bruce Lee work together to take down at least one of them, After which Doom reverse engineers their tech and builds a device that disrupts their internal systems.

    The marines are forced to remove their helmets in order to see, which is all snake and guts need to get their decapitation and headshots on.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:08 No.17953461
    except if you alert one, they'll no doubt sound the alarm for the 9,700 outside the throne room.

    Also the 300 are said to "never leave the Emeperor's side"
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:08 No.17953466

    I think that without the throne, the astronomicon turns off anyway.

    So, two for one deal right there
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:10 No.17953485
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    >this thread

    Tzeentch is pleased.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:11 No.17953497
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    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:11 No.17953502
    Isaac Clarke is the bane of space marines.

    > space marine shows up
    > STASIS
    > concentrate fire on frozen space marine
    > receive dead space marine

    It only works on them one at a time, but it means that any SM caught alone is not even worth mentioning.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:13 No.17953515
    Good point.

    Also, Jensen could use multiple EMP mines to slow down the Adeptus Custodes when the time to escape comes around.
    We'll need a shitload of mine templates.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:14 No.17953523

    I'm fairly sure that most of the team can take on a single SM.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:14 No.17953526
    Fair point. Scratch the goose chase, we don't even bother making it past the Gate. Plant the tether generators in a perimeter on the outside, yank the whole Inner Palace into orbit. The gate itself is likely to remain in place, which means the 300 Custodes should be vented into space and thus into vacuum.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:14 No.17953529
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    I'll let you in, but I never asked for the end of the Imperium.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:15 No.17953535
    this is the first place I've seen an image of Wing commander 2. What the hell is wrong with /v/

    [spoiler]im getting old[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:15 No.17953540
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    Thats when the baneblade comes plummeting down into the palace via grav chutes, having been liberated from Mars.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:16 No.17953556

    they can surely survive in space for an extended period.

    But we don't have to kill them. Just neutralize them.

    Floating in space they are not a threat to us, unless they bounce off our hull. Ruins our paint job.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:17 No.17953557

    One at a time my ass, have you used the line cutter -at all-?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:19 No.17953573

    I meant stasis.

    But yes. Isaacs weapons are hilarious against space marines.

    "You see this gun? It is a plasma cutter for torching through starship hulls. This is my basic gun."
    "Now, the contact beam? Nothing basic about that."
    "Nothing basic about that at all."
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:19 No.17953576

    Our Team


    Phase 1


    Phase 2

    >phase 2.5/3?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:20 No.17953584
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    "You would crush the Imperium with four Daleks?"

    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:21 No.17953598

    Grab golden throne with Higaraan Mothership using salvage corvettes.

    Jump away with our prize.

    The hard part is getting the ground team out alive. The good news is that by this point all of the imperial forces will be SQUAD BROKEN as fuck.

    We just defaced holy terra and made off with the god emperor of mankind.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:23 No.17953608
    Dalek Empire? Sure.
    four daleks, I don't think so.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:24 No.17953622

    Our Team


    Phase 1


    Phase 2


    Mission Accomplished!

    Hard Mode: Get everyone out alive.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:25 No.17953634
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    Every job like this needs a last minute addition, right?
    Who better to be in the right place, at the right time.
    How do we get out alive? easy, she steals us out from under the Imperiums nose.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:27 No.17953644
    hard mode: It depends on if we get spotted, because if the Custodes catch on before we're ready to jack the throne, that'll be almost impossible without luck.

    Late to the thread,
    did we figure out what to do with the Palace's orbital defenses and Luna when we jack the inner palace?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:28 No.17953654
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    Hey what's going on in this.... oh emepror
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:28 No.17953668
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:29 No.17953674
    >hard mode: It depends on if we get spotted, because if the Custodes catch on before we're ready to jack the throne, that'll be almost impossible without luck.

    Er, the Imperium has an entire department of oracles and diviners. It is safe to assume we were spotted yesterday, before we started plans.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:31 No.17953693

    The Normandy1/2 is getting trashed or has gone ftl by now.

    Carmen won't cut it.

    The A Team (in the palace)
    Danny Ocean (in an administratum building's mini-bar near Issaac)
    Samus (inner city)
    Issac Clarke (inside the palace)
    Solid Snake (palace courtyard)
    Bruce Lee (inside the palace)
    Guts (inside the palace)
    Adam Jensen (inside the palace)
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:31 No.17953695

    Just call Tzeentch and ask for a favor, I'm sure he would be all for it.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:32 No.17953706
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    How right you are...
    I hereby judge and condemn this thread by the power of the ordo malleus. May imperial balance account in all things.

    The emperor protects...
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:32 No.17953710
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    Oh my god I never thought this thread would develop this much.

    You all have made my night.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:33 No.17953713
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    What would General Patton do with baneblades?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:33 No.17953718
    Even if she managed to steal us from the Imperium, she'd disappear a minute later and the chair would be gone.

    All she'd leave is a clue, that she's somewhere in the eye of terror.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:33 No.17953720

    Assumably they're firing on the Hiigaran fleet.

    More importantly is wtf do we do once the mothership goes to hyperspace and they focus fire on the rest of our team and ships?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:34 No.17953723
    Create the United States of Earth.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:34 No.17953735
    ohh dear god just the thought of it... Russia wouldn't exist for starters
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:35 No.17953745

    Most of our ships are capable of non warp FTL, and can go into FTL without any build up or charging. Once we have the throne we all jump.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:35 No.17953746

    And thats why she's kill on sight.

    She ain't gettin anywhere near our golden throne.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:36 No.17953756
    continue to be an overrated self aggrandising chucklefuck.

    kinda like an american montgomery.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:37 No.17953772

    Forgetting some guys on the ground are we?

    We can't all sit on the emp's lap as he goes up, as huge as it may be.

    Or are we bringing the team, palace, and a duece of space marine legions onto the mothership?
    >> Pickett 02/14/12(Tue)22:37 No.17953774
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    I shall lead this glorious charge, gentlemen!
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:37 No.17953776
    You guys know the Emperor can stop time, right?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:37 No.17953783
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    Step 1: Cut treasure-shaped hole in protective glass
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:37 No.17953787
    But we're in the 40k universe, how do we know that that FTL technology even works?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:38 No.17953789
    >Hard Mode: Get everyone out alive.
    >call Tzeentch and ask for a favor

    Thousand Sons in charge of extracting our ground team.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:39 No.17953800

    How? They'd be warping into the full fury of Terra's defence network, and the Mothership isn't around for backup anymore.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:39 No.17953806

    Because the necrons and the nids have non warp ftl. So fuck it let everyone have what they want.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:39 No.17953808
    But can he stop the beat of Chaos Disco Marines?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:40 No.17953816

    Nah I was thinking more have Tzeentch mess with the oracles and shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:41 No.17953823
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    takin dat umie planetz gonna be a challenge, but dat wont be a problem fer ery ork in da galaxy. iz gonna launch me biggest waaagh yet. and iz gonna personally cromp dat emprah of derz.
    and dont fink i cant one fing weze orkz love iz a fight, an dis ill be da biggest un yet

    -several psykers around the galaxy came down with an unfortunate case of head explosion
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:41 No.17953830
    I'm just saying, maybe their sciencey stuff works different?
    I mean, 40k's relationship with physics and scientific laws is fairly abusive.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:42 No.17953832

    Can't stop the rock~
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:42 No.17953840
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    Bad news team, somebody beat you to it
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:43 No.17953846
    every ork in the galaxy.

    I'd like to know how he managed that.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:43 No.17953851


    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:44 No.17953861
    if any ork could, it would be ghazghkull
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:44 No.17953862

    How would that help us escape exactly?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:45 No.17953879

    He didn't. Though It may be possible to transmit messages to all of the orks at one time, but you would likely need a psyker with power close to that of the emperor that is also able to tap into the waaagh fields
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:46 No.17953883
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    "I am the fucking dark."
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:46 No.17953891
    Samus, as the only one not on the palace grounds persay, activates a teleportatium that she figures out how to use by shooting at it enough times. This allows her to teleport the team out of the palace and into a "marginally" safer area. Potentially to be re-teleported out of there. Unfortunately, it doesn't target snake, being as he wasn't "inside" the palace at the time.
    The team fights off resistance while discussing/arguing if they should go back for snake or risk missing their window of escape.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:47 No.17953902

    I wasn't saying it would let us escape it would just be how we prevent them from knowing about our plans ahead of time.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:47 No.17953903
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    You are missing one extremely important person for a heist.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:48 No.17953915

    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:48 No.17953919

    No because we don't need her, we don't need someone who will take our loot and leave a tip to where she went with it.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:49 No.17953925
    remember its the orks were talking about, anything can happen and it doesnt really have to make sense
    he may just have to yell waaagh loud enough (other orks will join his cry) that it can be felt buy all orkz, and for all we know it would work
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:49 No.17953931
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    Nobody likes that skank.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:49 No.17953933
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    >mfw I'm listening to this while reading the thread
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:53 No.17953964
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    Oi just give me n da boyz sum time to round up a few more of these gits and well get em ummies for ya,
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:54 No.17953976

    Those are pancakes. He sucks at magic.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:56 No.17954008
    Snake, being the sole member close to the horde of marines and other imperium troop trying to kill the team, is focused by the remaining functioning psykers. He gets royally messed with as he makes a daring one man escape, swearing his control scheme wasn't responding properly, and he had to save and turn the game off for dinner for a few hours.

    Just a Guts has had enough talking and begins to cleave his way back towards the palace, taking out a land raider with a single clean swing, snake shows up again. The arugment made invalid the A-team sets to work on their baneblade again, to make it into a flyable vehicle and get them the heck out of there.

    While they are looting their own looted tank, however, the Imperiums best assassins show up to try and take them out.
    Input epic bruce lee fight scene. Bruce ends up almost outmatched when danny steps in and provides just enough distraction to let bruce kill the last assassin.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)22:58 No.17954046

    and then....



    A space marine walks around the next corner, and everyone levels their guns at him. Only he takes off his helmet.

    Its Snake! And he's got Danny behind him with a Salamander load of Space Marine armor.

    Due north a Stormraven is touching down, loaded with a kill squad moments away from intercepting the team.

    >a la swat exit
    >> Ghazghkull Thraka 02/14/12(Tue)22:59 No.17954059
    gud now get ya boyz tageda an meet uz at dem blue fistguyz planet idll be a gud rallyn point, i already gotz da evil sunz ere, da deff skullz are ere cuz one of me squigs diapperd da oda day, an da blood axes are beggin ta get in. juz need ta waits fer dem badmoons ta lug all der gear ere. an derz been freebootaz comin in ere day now. but da snake bitez aint comin (between uz an me dey not orky enuff fer dis scrap)
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:01 No.17954099
    Ahriman was formerly Chief Librarian. Librarians have access to the Gate of Infinity. Our ground team meets him and the Sons at a previously-determined rendevouz point, and he gets them back out.
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    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:04 No.17954135





    Choose your ending.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:05 No.17954160
    >Find the biggest ork Waagh! I can
    >Tell him about this planet where all the humie gits keep their biggest, baddest dakka
    >Sit back and crack open a bear
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:06 No.17954172
    Or them, even.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:07 No.17954176

    >implying they wouldn't be blasted into dust before even crossing mars.
    >> Ghazghkull Thraka 02/14/12(Tue)23:07 No.17954177
    oi spikey boyz i seez ya want in to da cstle fing dey got der. iz willin ta make a deal wiff ya, we both go ta waaagh on da same day uz guyz get da gate open in dat golden place, an in return we dont run ya oba on da way der
    deal git?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:07 No.17954185
    I'll be the eldar tried this a few times already.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:08 No.17954198
    Couldn't the dark eldar just toss one of their black hole grenades anywhere within a few hundred lightyears of holy terra to destroy it? They don't do it because it wouldn't be funny, but if it became necessary for some reason...
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:09 No.17954201





    Which ending does /tg/ desire?

    No orcs allowed.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:09 No.17954203
    >Then more Orkz hear about the huge dakka that wiped out a whole waaagh!
    >More Orkz come for the foightan
    >Eventually, too many Orkz for them to stop
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:10 No.17954225

    New ending, Samus pops off her armor at the teleportatium, and pulls out a Warrant of Trade. Moments later snake shows up with some power armor for everyone else to put on. And them samus goes off to meet with some people about getting a new navigator.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:11 No.17954232

    Gork, Mork, Khorne, Tzeentch, and the GEoM are all Teddy Motherfucking Roosevelt
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:11 No.17954235
    I like >>17954046 the best.
    >> Ghazghkull Thraka 02/14/12(Tue)23:12 No.17954253
    datz why wez starin wif a really really big waaagh
    armagedon got it eazy compared ta dis
    zog u oomie
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    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:14 No.17954270
    one vote for

    two votes for

    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:17 No.17954308

    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:18 No.17954319
    >>17954099 here,
    biased as fuck but I just don't see our ground team getting off-world on their own. We just jacked the Emperor out from underneath the Imperium's nose, they're all going to be on high-alert, etc. et al. Disguising themselves as Space Marines isn't going to cut it when every psyker on Holy Terra is out sniffing for them.
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    These guys can supplies the tools
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    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:21 No.17954350
    one vote for

    three votes for

    two votes for
    >> Ghazghkull Thraka 02/14/12(Tue)23:22 No.17954378
    fer spozedly smart beinz uz awfly dum,
    anyho wot uz need iz a distraction, an iz got da waaagh ya need. uz can take da big shiny guy but in return fer da destraction weze wantz uz ta leave da door open so weze can loot all der gobbinz, dey can fight orkz an spikeyz all at once
    deal git?
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:23 No.17954391

    I like the trade warrant for getting out in the confusion, and stormraven for how easy it is to capture after pointing those spess marines back to the palace.

    I don't like thousand sons for heresy.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:24 No.17954396
    This, followed by the climactic appearance of THEODORE ROOSEVELT, SECULAR PRESIDENT OF MANKIND
    >> Ghazghkull Thraka 02/14/12(Tue)23:24 No.17954397
    meant dey cant
    zoggin iron jaw
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:25 No.17954407
    >stealing the Golden Throne
    >concerned about heresy
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:26 No.17954431

    No teddy. He didn't make the team.

    looks like


    checking for last minute votes, and posting summary.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:27 No.17954440

    Hey, at least we're not tainted by Chaos.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:28 No.17954448
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    Hey we may be dirty traitors trying to infiltrate Holy Terra and destroy the Imperium's foundation, but DAMMIT WE HAVE STANDARDS.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:31 No.17954486


    Sounds like the best outcome to me.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:33 No.17954514
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    We assemble our team.




    Set up.






    Requesting archive of classified material.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:37 No.17954567
    Already been done.
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/14/12(Tue)23:39 No.17954596
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    Good work gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:45 No.17954674
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    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/14/12(Tue)23:50 No.17954746


    Remember to link the archive to the next writefag you see on.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:55 No.17954799
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    I'd do it myself if I was more familiar with 40k fluff. As it stands now I'd probably butcher it horribly.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:55 No.17954803
    Would a Part 2 be out of the question? Considering that the team just made off with the God-Emperor, every faction out there is going to be gunning for them. How the hell do you survive long enough to profit from such a thing when anyone you deal with would be willing to backstab you for it?
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/14/12(Tue)23:57 No.17954833
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    I don't know. We really stretched the limits with dat crossover.

    This shit isn't the avengers.
    >> Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)23:57 No.17954841

    That's where Dr. Doom comes in. He'd insert himself as a dictator of some backwater planet and be able to conceal the throne's presence with his resources there.
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/15/12(Wed)00:02 No.17954905

    Casino Royale?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)00:09 No.17954990
    The Teams

    Overall Lead - Daniel Ocean (Because Dr.Doom lets him believe it..)
    Second in Command - Hannibal

    Team 1- Distraction Force
    Team Lead - Dr.Doom
    Pilot - Howling Mad Murdock
    Adam Jensen
    Bruce Lee
    Issac Clarke
    Samus Aran
    Vash, The Stampede
    The Black Whirlwind

    Team 2- Acquisition Team
    Pilot - Wash
    Team Lead - Carmen Sandiego
    Solid Snake
    Red Spy
    James Bond

    Team 3 - Extraction Team
    Team Lead- Commander Shepard
    Pilot - Joker
    Mr T
    Captain Jack Sparrow

    The plan

    Phase one - Distraction team hits Adeptus Mechanicus HQ on Mars in sudden attack. Adam Jensen quickly turns Baneblades and Imperial Titans against the defenders with his uber-hacking brain while th rest of the team raises hell, drawing defenders away from Terra.

    Aquisition team slips in under cover of Inquisitorial Mandate - Carmen Sandiego elected as looking "Most like an inquisitor" of the group, assisted by Red Spy's masterful art of disguise.

    Extraction team gets into position behind Luna, prepares decoy ships.

    Rusty finishes his sandwich.

    Phase 2 - Distraction team leads rampage onto Imperium starships and cause massive impacts of multiple battlecruisers while hacking specialists convince the machine spirits to rebel.

    Aquisition team reaches Citidel of Terra - Red Spy pretends to be Chapter Master here to meet with High Lords of Terra to get past the custodes, as Danny Ocean runs a dozen different ploys all at once involving several commissars, three fleet admirals and a dog named Fido.

    Extraction team moves into LEO, preparing for pickup.

    Rusty eats a donut.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)00:10 No.17954998
    Phase 3 - Carmen Sandiego uses cunningly concealed laser to slice the Golden Throne away from the earth's crust, adding specialized mag-lift pylons to each corner as Red Spy and Solid Snake kill every single Adeptus Custodes in the Palace without being seen. James Bond sleeps with a dozen Sisters of Battle to distract them.

    The Distraction team enters it's final phase, seizing control of an Inquisitorial capital ship as Danny Ocean unleashes his final, carefully hidden plans involving the Rogue Traders.

    The Extraction team prepares to recover the throne.

    Rusty enjoys a taco.

    Phase IV - The Extraction team uses massive EMP disruptions on Luna to bypass Terran aerospace defense systems - The Normandy uses it's cannons to blast a hole in the Palace roof and grab the Throne along with all of the Aquisiton team members and head for space - The Aquisition team is picked up moments later by Wash, Midflight.

    The Distraction team joins up outside of Terran space with the other two teams, now piloting the stolen Inquisitorial Ship "Reasonablus Exterminatus"

    Rusty finishes his milkshake.

    Final Phase - The GOlden Throne is loaded onto the Inquisitorial Ship, all three teams make for Warp Space - Danny Ocean and Hannibal enjoy a cigar and a glass of scotch together.

    Rusty kisses Samus Aran, then enjoys a hamburger.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)00:12 No.17955035
    Goddamnit, I missed the whole thread.

    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/15/12(Wed)00:12 No.17955036
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    >> The Stalwart Guardsman !U2Wo0AizyY 02/15/12(Wed)00:14 No.17955048
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    The ever loyal Imperial Guard shall take all challengers then. Alright boys lets show these uppity secessionists whos boss around here. FOR GLORY, FOR THE EMPEROR!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)00:18 No.17955102
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    When need someone small, unnoticeable, creative, and devious...

    HOLY SHIT THIS IS WHY GW REMOVED SQUATS! They are the perfect sort to take out the Golden Throne.

    >Why didnt they just ride the space eagles?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)00:18 No.17955107
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    You know what, we already had a pretty good scenario planned out, but this is funny too.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)00:47 No.17955436
    Honestly, ripping off the Golden Throne literally has a much larger visceral appeal to me.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)00:48 No.17955447
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    Well it looks like we have a few possible plans, it's always nice to have contingencies.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)00:50 No.17955473
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    Oh gods...

    It's our fifth birthday, and this thread made me remember the old "GET IN HERE" threads.

    I miss those.

    Well done, elegan/tg/entlemen, this is a fine thread and you should all be proud. Don't mind me, I'll just be over in the corner tripping balls on nostalgia.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)07:14 No.17958714
    Garrus and Tali are the only ones I've needed for 2 games now.I doubt that'll change anytime soon.

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