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    533 KB STRIKE WITCHES: GNOME ISLAND FOR YOUNG MEN planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)18:41 No.17965278  
    You are a P-61 pilot newly inducted into the 501st Joint Fighter Wing, and you've just woken up in your commanding officer's bed by 15 year old Miyafuji Yoshika who's telling you that Chuck Yeager wants your help with something magical.

    At this point all you need is for somebody to walk in the door and misinterpret the whole thing and your day will be complete.

    The instant that thought passes through your head, you hear a knock at the door. "Miyafuji, come out of there!" Perrine's voice comes, sounding harsh. "You little twerp, I know you're hiding in there!"

    >Wat do
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)18:43 No.17965302
    "The Bitch from Gaul! Hide now!"

    She clearly can't be up to anything good. Hide Yoshika, open door, give zero fucks.
    >> That McGuyver 02/15/12(Wed)18:44 No.17965314
    Get up, jump out window, find yeagertits.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/15/12(Wed)18:44 No.17965317

    Wow, no one has posted in this thread yet planefag? That's.. Odd. Good to see another SWQ. And my response? We give no fucks. We make ourselves presentable, and allow Perrine to come in.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)18:44 No.17965321
    Sounds like a plan
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/15/12(Wed)18:45 No.17965331

    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)18:45 No.17965335
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    Yoshika gave us a shiny new liver and she needs our help!

    Open door, tell Frenchy she's not in here, close door. Let rumors spread!
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)18:46 No.17965338
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    It's ok, Perrine already has someone else to hound over.

    Open the door

    >get on the floor
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)18:46 No.17965352
    Everyone do the dinosaur?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)18:48 No.17965367
    That gif... goddamn

    pull Yoshika under the bed with you, either Perrine will not find her, thus saving her and such, or Perrine will find the both of you hiding under the bed, thus creating a delightful misunderstanding.
    >> That McGuyver 02/15/12(Wed)18:49 No.17965376
    Also planefag, panzer wanted you to dump the alt history doc so he could start tank witches.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)18:49 No.17965379
    I can't stop laughing at this gif.
    Hey, no fucking around with Yoshika. Little kid doesn't deserve it.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)18:49 No.17965384
    As funny as that would be, I don't want to get on Minna's bad side anymore than we already are. We did something officer-ly and she actually complimented us on it.

    Despite being a pilot and giving no fucks, we're still in the army. We should rein it in a little bit, no destabilizing the unit.

    That said, out the window!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)18:50 No.17965388
    Second. We owe Yoshika for a brand new liver that we can break in.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)18:50 No.17965393
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)18:51 No.17965395
    Hide the jap, open door while undressed, tell Perrine, we're pretty sure she's not in there and strut away like a boss, not giving a single fuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)18:53 No.17965424
    That depends on the state of our gut wound. Which we still have.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)18:54 No.17965433
    I wonder if she has any healing power handy, or if Sanya needed her last night. It would be nice to get out of this damn wheelchair. Open the door and tell frenchie you asked for Youshikas help this morning, because you strained yourself too much last night in here.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)18:54 No.17965440
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    It's much less retarded than going out the window at any rate.
    >> Landing Gear 02/15/12(Wed)18:54 No.17965441
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    ITS UP!

    Roll our fine self down to chuck and punch him.

    If he knows we gnome, then we just continued tradition.
    If he jsut wants us to help with his merlin engine, then we punched him for waking us up too early
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)18:55 No.17965444
    We need to go see Minna and get it through her thick head that the info we gave her was important.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)18:55 No.17965448
    How did that happen? Last thing I read was flying upside down and raking boats.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)18:56 No.17965452
    I'm waiting to do then until someone comes out and says it. It'll happen, the laws of comedy demand so.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)18:56 No.17965459

    Missed a thread, check the archive.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)18:56 No.17965462
    When we took a leg to the gut for minna. We were wounded before that battle even began
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)18:57 No.17965466
    "Don't you go calling me a twerp, you Gaulish gremlin."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)18:57 No.17965475
    Loudly tell Yoshika to say she's not in the room, then start doing something utterly innocuous with her (having tea, playing checkers, looking to see if Minna actually does hide chocolate in her desk, etc.)

    Wait until Perrine busts down the door, then trollface as we ask what she thought was going on in here.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)18:58 No.17965479

    Open door, ask her to wheel us to breakfast, it is time to eat surely.
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)18:58 No.17965482

    Before then. When we got stabbed by robospider. The entire flight we were running on adrenaline then we immediately collapsed Wile E. Coyote style when Erica reminded us we were serious injured.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)18:58 No.17965483
    That she read it and didn't bother with throwing us out and is at work implies that she realizes the importance of the intel.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)18:58 No.17965486
    Well, at least we didn't take an arrow to the knee.
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)18:59 No.17965494

    We should probably check to make sure what we wrote was entirely correct since we did pass out while writing out.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)18:59 No.17965497
    Also, I propose we tell Minna we'll sleep in her room every night until she moves our stuff back. (Note: We won't actually have to go through with it, Minna will back down a the threat of *GASP* sleeping near a man.)
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)18:59 No.17965499
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    seconding this

    We have someone with similar interests to our own, and nobody likes the french
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)18:59 No.17965500
    Gut wound was from the spider assassin that tried to take out Minna.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:01 No.17965514
    That's a good one.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:02 No.17965531
    Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:02 No.17965536

    "She was here earlier. She was headed to Ian's room."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:02 No.17965545
    Hrmm... You have a point. We WERE pretty out of it.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:02 No.17965546
    Oh, yeah. Recover Minna's pad if it's there, use a pencil and go CSI on it to find out what exactly we wrote on it.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)19:03 No.17965550
    Motion her under the bed and rip off our clothes.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)19:03 No.17965551
    Her delicious tears...
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)19:03 No.17965558
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    The instant she hears Frenchie's voice, Miyafuji's face goes pale.

    "You can't hide under Minna's skirts now, nugget!" Perrine snaps. "It's about time you answered for your transgressions, you worm!"

    You've put up with a lot of shit from Perrine, and even come to a point of almost a little possible mutual respect (maybe) but this smacks too much of bullying, and against the girl who removed the huge lethal hole in your fucking abdomen not two nights past. Slithering out from under the bed, you seize Miyafuji by the ankle and nape and unceremoniously sling her under the bed.

    "Open UP, you trespasser, you low-class swine, you- you thief!" You yank the the door of Minna's room open at the exact same second Perrine tries to kick it in, her dainty little foot kicking you right - in - the - abdomen. Stars explode before your eyes as pain flares in your still-sensitive belly.

    "Wha-" Perrine stammers.

    You hunch over, clutching your belly, waiting for Perrine to get a clue and stop being a bitch.

    "You're not supposed to be in here either, you lecherous pig! The Colonel, even!? Does your imprudence know no limit?"

    WELP. You shrug your shoulders as you slip out of your flight jacket.

    "Keep your clothes on, you filthy- AAAAH!" Perrine cries as you fling your jacket over her head. As she flails you bodyslam her, taking her down with your considerably superior weight. Once floored, you get your arms around her and manage to tie the sleeves of your jacket behind her back, making an impromptu straightjacket. Your belly still sending fire up your nerve endings, you bite back the pain and stand, slinging an incredibly agitated Perrine over your shoulder.


    >Wat do?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:04 No.17965563
    Sherlock Holmes already knew how to do this.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:05 No.17965585
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:06 No.17965589
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    Motion to Yoshika to escape without making a sound, then do >>17965546 before leaving for Chuck's.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)19:06 No.17965590
    Hide her under bed and go acquire proper clothing.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:06 No.17965591
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    Find a suit of armour and hide her in it.
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)19:06 No.17965598
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    Ask Yoshika what we should do with her.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)19:06 No.17965599
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    I guess we could put her in the fridge.

    With our newspaper clipping taped to her face.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:07 No.17965602
    Find Ian.
    Give Perrine.
    Make him deal with it.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:07 No.17965605
    Ask Yoshika if she can spare any healing for you. Since we just took a did a favor and took a hit for her and all.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/15/12(Wed)19:07 No.17965606
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    trade Ian her for DELICIOUS ALCOHOL
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:07 No.17965608
    Find Ian and give the bitch to him.

    Then go to Chuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:07 No.17965609
    stash her in a suit of armor
    >> Landing Gear 02/15/12(Wed)19:07 No.17965612
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    go down to hangars with perrine like she was a bag of potatoes.

    Load her on the next mailplane out to liberion or fuso
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:07 No.17965613
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    Talk about cluttering up our inventory with trash.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)19:07 No.17965615

    Still working on it. I've either been sleeping, working on homework or just plain working since last Friday. Shit's been whack. I've got tomorrow (mostly) off, though.

    >except ian

    I love this whole picture.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:08 No.17965619
    Give her to ian
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)19:08 No.17965620
    Oh, yeah, go hand her off to Ian.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:08 No.17965625

    Carry her with us when we leave, a little lesson in tact.

    We aren't leaving her with our jacket, thats for certain.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:08 No.17965626
    Open locker, toss in Frenchie while getting out flightjacket, then escape with Jap.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:08 No.17965627
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    Fuckin do it.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:09 No.17965641
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    Then tell Ian Perrine is on the warpath, he should hide.

    Then Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:09 No.17965644
    Trade her to ian for some beer
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:09 No.17965645
    Deal time with Ian.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/15/12(Wed)19:10 No.17965658
    Don't worry planebro, im too lazy to even pretend to begin doing any work, so whenever you can get it out is when its going to be out
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:10 No.17965663

    "As Seen On: /tg/ - Traditional Games"

    You glorious bastards.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:10 No.17965664
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    Oh God, this.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:11 No.17965670
    Tell her if she stops trying to kick us, we'll bring her to Ian, so he can spend time with her.
    IF she goes along with not struggling, that is.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:12 No.17965683
    I say we carry her around, going about our business like it's no big thing at all.

    If anyone asks what it is, we say "It's my jacket. Duh."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:12 No.17965686

    Definitely this
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:13 No.17965698
    Carry her around, giving no fucks. We'll need yoshika to heal us first though. We can also put her in the wheelchair and roll her away somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:14 No.17965706
    If we use Perrine's affections for Ian, we can handle this without a wildly flayling witch in our arms.

    We don't want another Minna here, guys.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:15 No.17965715
    Scold her for hitting us in a still-healing gut wound, then place her on top of the refrigerator where she can sit and think about how much of a colossal bitch she's been.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:15 No.17965721
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    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:15 No.17965729
    This this this, a thousand times this.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:16 No.17965735
    Go to see what chuck wants, anyone asks about Perrine, we pretend that we don't know what they're talking about, continue carrying her around in fireman mode.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:16 No.17965736
    You are aware this will 100% bite us in our gnome arse afterwards?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:17 No.17965746
    Consequences? What the hell are consequences?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)19:17 No.17965748
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    You glance over your unburdened shoulder at Minna's bed. "Miyafuji? What should we do with this French tart?"

    Miyafuji scrambles out from under the bed, glaring at Perrine.

    "UNHAND ME, YOU FILTHY PEASANT!" Perrine howls, kicking like mad, but to no avail. You suspect she doesn't know - or simply can't - enhance her strength magically like you've seen the more experienced Witches do. Which suits you just fine.

    "I think we should GAG this rude jerk!" Miyafuji says, and suiting deeds to words, frees Minna's pillow from its case and shoves it into Perrine's mouth. The French Witch kicks and squirms like a madman, but you've secured her too well and she can find no purchase.

    "That's what you get for calling me a twerp, you French GREMLIN!" Miyafuji shouts, smacking Perrine upside the head.

    "She been giving you trouble?" you ask Miyafuji.

    "She's treated me like dirt since the moment I arrived here," she tells you sourly. Miyafuji's always struck you as a kind little girl, so it must've taken some mean treatment indeed to make her so bitter.

    With a squirming Perrine slung over your shoulder, you set off to find Ian.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:17 No.17965751
    I kinda doubt jamming her in armor is going to work well.

    This, I doubt anyone will care much, and we'll find something fun to do with her eventually.
    >> Landing Gear 02/15/12(Wed)19:17 No.17965752
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    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:18 No.17965754
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:19 No.17965765
    Horrible idea, don't do it.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:19 No.17965768
    This isn't Garfield. Sending the annoying bitch on a trans-Atlantic flight will have severe repercussions, which sucks because most of the base is just starting to stop hating us.

    We can't make them badasses if we do stupid shit like airmail witches, even if it would be HILARIOUS in the short-run.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)19:19 No.17965769
    with miyafuji i assume
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:19 No.17965770
    Hm..... I Like this girl. Miyafuji, that is.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)19:20 No.17965779
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    That's what you get for betraying the Templars you filthy backstabber.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:20 No.17965781
    How manny bound and gagged Perrines could we fit in a B52
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:20 No.17965785
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    Thats very unlike her.

    Somewhat pic related.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:20 No.17965787
    One is too many.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:21 No.17965788
    If we stick her in a suit of armor she'll be a sitting duck, she wont be able to contribute at all in the event of an emergency at best.
    This is not a good idea.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/15/12(Wed)19:21 No.17965789
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    I wonder how much booze a french witch is worth..... we might need sakamoto's opinion....
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/15/12(Wed)19:21 No.17965796
    The real question is, why would you ever want more of them?

    Although I guess they could make a decent psych weapon if dropped over enemy territory.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:22 No.17965798
    +/- 4200
    >> Landing Gear 02/15/12(Wed)19:22 No.17965799
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    that short moment of it being HILARIOUS will be worth it.

    Or just make her think shes on a mail plane to Liberion.

    Put her in an oil drum and play some engine sounds over the radio.
    Have the mechanics act out like thy were flight crew flying to mericuh
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/15/12(Wed)19:23 No.17965806
    One is enough to drive us to the drink, do you really think we would be able to live with more of them?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)19:23 No.17965814
    I'm starting to wonder why Miyafuji got so riled up. What did snail do to her?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:24 No.17965822
    Suspend her from the end of a pole with our jacket, then tell anyone who asks that we went frog gigging.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:24 No.17965832
    I like this idea, but we'd need more prep time, I don't believe we could possibly pull this off without her realizing it or someone catching us in the act.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:25 No.17965839
    Actually, storing her in a bomb bay and dropping her over enemy territory seems a sound idea.
    We stuff her gear in besides her and hope she does not get it going before she hits the ground.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:25 No.17965841
    I don't know. I know in canon Sakamoto rode her pretty hard, but I haven't watched the series.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:25 No.17965846
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    Get back to Mahou Shounen Quest.
    We need to get bitches to drink our tea.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:26 No.17965854

    Yea. More of the underlying troubles planefag talked about?

    Perhaps we should take some time later to talk with her, see how shes coping with the war since she seems to be turning into a younger sis to MC.
    >> Landing Gear 02/15/12(Wed)19:28 No.17965869
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    You and Miyafugi would be enough to get the whole barracks of mechanicus to get in on the act.

    okay. okay.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:28 No.17965871
    Perrine is a terrible person and really hates Yoshika for no reason in particular other than she's a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:30 No.17965889
    I've changed my mind. Sounds legit.
    Commence operation: "The Adventures of Frog and TOLD"
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)19:30 No.17965895
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    At first, the idea of welding the little bitch into a locker and dumping it on an outbound MAT C-47 is mighty appealing, but you reckon getting Perrine in proximity with a welder without witnesses might be more trouble then it's worth.

    Unless, of course, there's a metal container closer to hand. Espying one of those silly suits of armor that decorate the whole damn castle, you kick it over, toppling it off its stand with much racket and clatter. Perrine can't weigh more then ninety pounds, so its a simple matter to manhandle her into the armor. After much futile struggling on her part, you untie the sleeves of your jacket and carefully extract it through the arm-openings of the breastplate before reattaching the armored sleeves and gauntlets. With a final grunt of effort you stand the armor up again and retie the leather thongs that usually keep the empty armor "standing" upright on display, supported by the rack behind it. Perrine glares daggers and dirks at you, tears trickling down her cheeks as you settle the heavy metal helm over her head and close the visor.

    Perrine's strangled curses and cries echo inside the armor for a minute as she continues to struggle. "You know, that rack wasn't made for this," you remind her. "Keep it up and all you'll do is knock it over."

    The armor continues to jitter

    "And there's no way a little thing like you can move around in a tin can like that, so..."

    The armor goes still.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)19:30 No.17965896
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    She reminds me a bit of the pointy Touhou with the eyes. What's her name?
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)19:31 No.17965900
    She hated her because Sakamoto was giving her attention and Frenchy is a jealous bitch.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/15/12(Wed)19:31 No.17965901
    But it's Strike Witches Quest! This quest can distract Papa-N from HuehueHue... it's that good.

    Also, speaking of Papa-N
    A B-52 full of Perrines doing a bombing run? Absolutely terrifying. I'd hate to be one of the poor bastards that had that happen to him.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:31 No.17965906
    We need to get pictures of Ian and Sakamoto, clip their heads out, then glue them onto any bit of porn where the 40's-style shoop would be relatively hard to notice. Then we leave it where Perrine (and only Perrine) will find it.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:32 No.17965910


    Master of the Jelly!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:32 No.17965911

    Send Ian to be her savior, we can't have her locked up for more than fifteen odd minutes without being overly cruel.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:32 No.17965918
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:33 No.17965928
    Seconding the oil drum + radio noises.

    See if we can't get it next to the runway for some plane sounds.

    Then tell Ian you left him a surprise in the barrel.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:33 No.17965930
    This. Lets not be cruel.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:33 No.17965931
    And when you run, be sure to shove Ian into her path!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:34 No.17965939
    Red alert!
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)19:34 No.17965942
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    >Perrine glares daggers and dirks at you, tears trickling down her cheeks as you settle the heavy metal helm over her head and close the visor.

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:34 No.17965945
    Ian should know it's her, too. I'm sure he can use the situation to his advantage.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:35 No.17965948
    Sometimes watching the decision process for MC is like watching a C-Grade Horror Movie, seeing the characters decide on absolutely stupid actions..
    We abandoned vital intel on the Martians for an entire day just so we could get our trolling in.
    And now we waste time as there's magical tomes to be discovered in the crypts of the castle.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:35 No.17965949

    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/15/12(Wed)19:35 No.17965950
    This can only end well
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)19:35 No.17965955
    This I feel.

    Or we could have a talk with her for a bit. Have her and mijafuki work our their differences.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:36 No.17965961
    Magic tomes that are going to be protected by the castle's strongest wards. Our wizardry isn't going to cut it.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)19:36 No.17965962
    Hey, we ALL want to go get tomes, but trolling comes first.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:36 No.17965964
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    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:36 No.17965965

    Time? This isn't some Twilight Zone episode.

    We run off of narrative, we've got all the time we need, until PF decides we don't.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/15/12(Wed)19:36 No.17965968
    Thankfully its probably banned by the Hague
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:36 No.17965970
    those tomes are going nowhere though, the chance to troll Perrine and Ian on the other hand....
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/15/12(Wed)19:36 No.17965974
    1. Trap Perrine in Armor for being bitch.
    2. Alert Ian.
    3. ???
    4. Profit. (Ian + Perrine = ?)
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:37 No.17965983
    20, pilot, still recovering from serious wound, we have plenty of viable excuses.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:37 No.17965986

    That's why we use a gun. Guns solve everything.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:37 No.17965987
    Agreed. And it might distract him enough so that we only have to deal with Sean's imminent wrath.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:37 No.17965989
    = Our undoing
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:38 No.17965992
    That's the problem with quests on /tg/. There's a huge range of intelligence and involvement. Some people are willing to let the whole quest crash and burn just to get a quick laugh, others want an epic story. It's up to the quest author to discern trollposts from real posts, and if he can't do that, we get idiotic results.

    Also, people WAAAY to easily get behind an idea without thinking it through. Like broadcasting that bit about chocolate in Minna's desk. That was just a bad idea in general. Or pretending to be dead.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:38 No.17965993
    Ian will then become GLORIOUS KNIGHT who frees the DISTRESSED DAMSEL from the ABSOLUTE BASTARD.

    And then they will bond over how much of a bastard we are.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:38 No.17966001
    I'd open the visor and tell her that if she apologizes for kicking us in our gut wound, we'll let her out.

    Seriously, we're not doing this to be cruel, we're doing this to make a fucking point to a spoiled little brat. If we overdo it, the whole thing backfires.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:38 No.17966003
    If I wanted to be fair to the Bitch from Gaul (and getting on Yoshika's case really doesn't make me want to) her entire country is aliums now, she has to lash out at someone or she's going to lose it.

    But you don't fuck with the little girl that literally saved our life and get away with it.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:39 No.17966007
    inb4 Perrine turns out to be claustrophobic and we just triggered a flashback to a horrible memory.
    >> Starshadow 02/15/12(Wed)19:39 No.17966008

    I can feel that gaze punching a hole in the back of my skull.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)19:40 No.17966018
    Yeah...you have a point.
    Changing to this.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:40 No.17966019
    It's fine if you don't click on it, why are you clicking on it?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:40 No.17966022

    >>17965854 here

    Was refering more to speaking with Miyafuji. Leave the frog to Ian.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:40 No.17966025
    She can still see out the visor, it shouldn't trigger claustrophobia.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:40 No.17966028
    Knowing is half the trauma.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:41 No.17966032
    Agreed. Let us into this.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:41 No.17966035
    So tell Ian to save Perrine, see what the hell Chuck wants, then explore the castle to avoid Perrine's wrath?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:41 No.17966037
    Also, if she apologizes to Miyafuji for being such a tremendous bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:41 No.17966039
    Same here. We don't want to take it all that far. She needs to apologize from more than just the one kick though. Her entire way of bitchdom needs to be addressed.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:41 No.17966040
    I saw no problem with broadcasting the thing about Minna's desk. She already expects that sort of thing from us. The pretending to to be dead thing was a BAD idea, though.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/15/12(Wed)19:41 No.17966042
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    We need a bigger gun.

    As in, the greatest infantry rifle of WWII
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:42 No.17966044
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:42 No.17966048
    Not a good idea. Leaving her unattended is a bad idea, especially since we have no idea where Ian even is. Plus, the longer she stays there, the worse the eventual retaliation is going to be.

    We let her out now, and our point has been made with no eventual backlash.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:42 No.17966050

    I like the cut of your jib sir.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/15/12(Wed)19:43 No.17966058
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    But.... what if we need to shoot aliums in the dark?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:43 No.17966068
    Agreed. Let's make sure that the lesson sinks in, then let her out if she agrees to behave.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:43 No.17966070
    And where do we get this thing?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:44 No.17966072
    Tell Ian to save Perrine, Go see Minna about the intel (and threaten to keep sleeping in her room), see what the hell Chuck wants, then explore the castle to avoid Perrine's wrath.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:44 No.17966073
    +1 to let her out if she apologizes.

    That's no way to behave towards your fellow witches. If we get called on this, we can claim that we were defending Miya, which we were.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)19:44 No.17966078
    It is a magnificent gun I agree
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:44 No.17966080
    If we can get Ian to carry Perrine, we might get her happy enough that this will actually work out.
    You know, without turning Perrine into another Minna, who wants us thrown off the island.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)19:44 No.17966091
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    "You hungry for breakfast?" Miyafuji asks you.

    "Actually, I am," you reply, and the two of you walk away, towards the kitchen.

    "How's your injury?" the girl asks. "I did my best, but... you know... I'm not very good at healing, yet."

    "You're fantastic!" you reply. "I only feel sore now, which is pretty amazing considering I had a HOLE in me just the other day."

    Miyafuji shakes her head. "My mother and grandmother would've had you on your feet in hours. I just powered through it with brute strength, and wore myself out doing so."

    "So you can power through anything like that?"

    She shakes her head. "That was something simple. Just massive tissue damage. I just had to regrow it, which is easy because the body does that anyway, if it can - grow new skin, you know? And your liver regenerates anyways, even. If it'd been more complex damage..." she shrugs. "I'm not that special."

    "Au contraire," you say. Miyafuji looks at you funny. "Sorry, it's French. Speaking of, you don't think we might've been a little too harsh-"

    "NO," Miyafuji says sternly, and the anger on the young girl's face is plain. Yikes.

    In the kitchen you find Ian idly thumbing through a newspaper, a small smile on his face. Ian doesn't often smile, and you instantly wonder what mischief he's been up to.

    "Well aren't you looking chipper," he says, glancing between you and the Witch. "Did Miyafuji get the lead out of your ass while she was operating on you, or did you just smell the pancakes?"

    Pilots are nominal officers, but still officers - and while you've never been very good at the career ambition or small-office politics, you can pass the buck like a fucking champ. And Ian clearly need something productive to do. "Jokes on you, buddy. We passed Perrine in the hall. She's looking for you."
    >> Starshadow 02/15/12(Wed)19:45 No.17966094
    Clearly /tg/ agrees. Look at that post number!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:45 No.17966101
    Agreed, tell her we will let her out, only if she apologizes for past transgressions.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:45 No.17966105
    I thought she wanted that from the start, since something NEW and EXCITING dragged attention away from her stalkee.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:46 No.17966117
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    >. "Jokes on you, buddy. We passed Perrine in the hall. She's looking for you."

    cue pic related
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/15/12(Wed)19:47 No.17966126
    Its depressing you know? To know that one has nowhere near the level of awesome questmastery that you have. You are a champion among people who arnt champions
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:47 No.17966128
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    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/15/12(Wed)19:47 No.17966129
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    Than we use a flashlight.

    I used to own a cheap monocular that was leaps and bounds ahead of WWII nv tech and you couldn't see shit past 50 yards or so. Now I just use a spotlight with red film over it when I want to toast coyotes.


    Any one of our German friends? Wouldn't be too difficult for a witch to procure one I wouldn't think.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:47 No.17966132
    >"NO," Miyafuji says sternly, and the anger on the young girl's face is plain. Yikes.
    Damn. We need to get her to speak up on that sometime, that can't be good to keep a lid on. Or, if she talked to anyone about it, it must've been Sakamoto and the best she would've gotten would be a DEAL WITH IT.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)19:47 No.17966135
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    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:48 No.17966136
    This... isn't exactly what most of us seemed to be thinking.

    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/15/12(Wed)19:48 No.17966137
    Hey.. Hey guys I know we're not supposed to give any fucks, and that's awesome but does anyone else think that we're being a little too scum baggy today? Perrine's a bitch but we should have at least offered to let her out if she apologized. I just think we're being a little too.. Dickish and we haven't even got through the morning yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:48 No.17966139
    "But watch out, you might just miss her!"
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:49 No.17966157
    >not good at healing yet
    "For somebody who's spent twenty or thirty years working on it? No. Given that you're what, twelve or thirteen? Fucking amazing. Give it time, kid. And don't sell yourself short either."

    Then pat her on the head. Or maybe a noogie. She's the little sis we never had, after all.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:49 No.17966158
    I'm sorry, Yoshika spoke.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:49 No.17966167

    Well we just sent Ian her way.

    If she comes after us, we can bullshit saying we were 'helping'.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:49 No.17966169
    Seconding this
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)19:50 No.17966171
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    >being kicked in our still healing liver
    >still bitches at pilot when he's bent over

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:50 No.17966172
    Noooo. Perrine's a bitch. What we didn't do was go far enough. She should be flying to Japan right now. Oh! We should force feed her Natto.

    Also, we follow the will of Yoshika.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:50 No.17966174
    The perils of slow-posting.

    Bad decisions are the hallmark of all quests. Up to the questrunner to mitigate or punish. Like when he decided to have Trude enjoy our faked death rather than be extremely put out by it.

    I mean goddamn /tg/ went full retard that thread.
    >> Starshadow 02/15/12(Wed)19:50 No.17966178
    Just how much infantry training do pilots get anyway? A 42 might be a bit much. If we can't fire it on auto we might as well just use a BAR.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/15/12(Wed)19:51 No.17966186
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    This is going to be good...
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)19:51 No.17966191
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    That picture disturbs me...
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:51 No.17966194

    She kicked us in the gut

    Were it not for Miyafuji, she'd have kicked us quite literally in the liver.

    She gets to rage impotently in armor for a bit, and get saved by her favorite Knight.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:52 No.17966202
    Call me over to your house after major surgery, let me kick you right where you just had it and see how YOU react, you slack-jowled yokel.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:52 No.17966206
    After taunting Minna for thinking we we're dead, and then pretending we we were dead to a girl whose sister just went missing. We've always been scum-baggy.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:52 No.17966207
    Ian's about to go rescuing her from us, and we just got big Miyafuji points.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:52 No.17966210
    Oh, we can do so much worse than that. After all, we're in Britain, and she's French.

    Introduce her to some Scottish "cuisine".
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)19:52 No.17966211
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    Ok, have some bird (best) witches.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:52 No.17966213
    We're damn lucky that our trolling works out so well. It's almost impossible that things turn out in our favor so often... one might say it seems magical.

    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/15/12(Wed)19:53 No.17966222

    Yeah I suppose so. Let's just try and keep a hold on cockface mode this time. There's nothing wrong with trolling, but we're supposed to be dealing out well deserved justice to the bitches, not being scumbags. Shall we agree on only being scumbags if it's truly deserved?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:53 No.17966223
    I wouldn't wish that on HITLER, for goodness sake.

    Do IT
    >> Starshadow 02/15/12(Wed)19:53 No.17966224
    "I used to have a bad liver. Then I took a martian to the gut. And now I have a new liver!"
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:53 No.17966231
    Clearly neither of you has ever had a much younger sibling or a kid.

    You don't just punish a little kid. You punish them and explain WHY you're punishing them. Otherwise they never learn their lesson. Perrine is acting like a self-entitled little brat, and we should have treated her accordingly.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:54 No.17966234
    First, as a Scott, Haggis isn't that bad. Second, YES! Feed that frog bitch as much nasty food as we can. All cooked by the delightful Yoshika.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/15/12(Wed)19:54 No.17966236
    Ah but therein lies the beauty of the 42. It is select fire, quite accurate which is why so many were fitted with the low-power scopes of the time and employed as DMRs and in counter-sniper roles.

    At the same time, you can slap down the bi-pod and open up with some glorious full auto kraut lead.

    Pilots also received a decent amount of combat training in the case they were downed behind enemy lines.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/15/12(Wed)19:54 No.17966238
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    hehe belts
    >> Starshadow 02/15/12(Wed)19:54 No.17966247
    Its too bad were too far away from lutefisk and surstromming.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:54 No.17966249
    Wait until Ian runs away in a panic. Take the time. When we hear CRASH, snap our fingers like a boss.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:56 No.17966274
    Wasn't that stuff outlawed after WWI?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:57 No.17966288
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    Ian narrows his eyes, though his relaxed posture doesn't change. "What for?"

    "She didn't say," Miyafuji pitches in, pursing her lips thoughtfully. She looks upwards searchingly, touching her chin. "She just spun those handcuffs around her finger and smiled..."

    Ian upends the chair as he leaps away from the table and goes flying down the hallway, draining his coffee with one long slurp before tossing the mug behind him carelessly.

    You ruffle Miyafuji's hair affectionately. It would've been over-the-top with anybody else, but the little Japanese Witch is too adorable to seriously doubt, at least when she's telling a plausible lie. She beams up at you.

    "Ay, did I miss summat here?" You look down the dining room to see a large, tired-looking man working on a coffee pot - the whole thing, drinking directly from it. You feel immediate empathy with the man.

    "Just a Frenchie getting her just desserts."

    "Ay, even the aliens like invading 'em," the man snorts, then blinks drearily. "Ah, forgive me. Just flew in."

    "Where from?" you ask.

    "North Africa," he replies. He's decently rakish-looking (judging from the way Miyafuji is staring,) with a thin nose and a scruffy beard, and he certainly looks like he's been playing C-47 pinball for twenty-four hours straight - more like forty-eight, in fact.

    "You flew in? The whole way?"

    "Aye," he mumbles. You peg him for Special Forces immediately, just from that - taking ships through the Straight of Gibraltar is a hell of a lot safer then coming from Africa by air, since anything flying over the Iberian penninsula or the northern side of the 'Med needs an escort, the way the Martians have been lately. He's somebody important, and officers shave more often then that.

    >sort out this Merlin bullshit immediately
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:57 No.17966291
    I'm sure we can find a Norwegian or Swede in the area somewhere.

    On a similarly blond and blue-eyed note, I think we should check on Sanya.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:59 No.17966307
    NOnono. What we do with the Infarot FG 42s is hand them out to witches that are going on Night patrol to back up us and Sanya. NV sights *and* Radar backup? Aliens are going to be fucked at night.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:59 No.17966308
    Wait, who the fuck? Big Boss?

    I want the skinny on this guy.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:59 No.17966312
    Right, now we need to go to Ch-

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:59 No.17966313

    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/15/12(Wed)19:59 No.17966315

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:59 No.17966318
    Magic? Fuck that. We have Miyafuji Pancakes.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)19:59 No.17966319

    Get dem pancakes son!
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)19:59 No.17966322
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    I agree, but later

    Pancakes first, then ENGINES, then RUSSIANS
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:00 No.17966324
    It is morning. We need food. Pancakes are food. PANCAKES.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:00 No.17966329

    Well, Ian won't be needing his anymore.

    Give Miyafuji half.

    Also, I think we're talking to an Aussie, but don't quote me on that.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:00 No.17966331
    Grab a stack of pancake and eat them on the way to merlin explanations, set up a time to si and chat with our north african friend later, and send Miyafuji to Minna with word that yes the alien chatter is serious and to talk to Sean about it.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:00 No.17966332
    >"She didn't say," Miyafuji pitches in, pursing her lips thoughtfully. She looks upwards searchingly, touching her chin. "She just spun those handcuffs around her finger and smiled..."

    We REALLY need to get her more raw fish or something.
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)20:00 No.17966337
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    Ask guy's name.
    To Chuck!

    Also, Yoshika is well on her way to becoming just like us! All according to plan.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:01 No.17966348
    Marmaduke Pattle, is that you?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:01 No.17966350

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:01 No.17966353
    Then this:
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:01 No.17966354
    I propose we semi- adopt miyafuji as our Little sister
    >> Starshadow 02/15/12(Wed)20:01 No.17966356
    Hmm okay. It seems the fg42 uses the same cartridge as the mg42. And I'm pretty sure I've seen pictures of Trude dual wielding mg42s with... beta c mags? That would supplement our Thompson SMGs nicely in the event of a land battle. And we only have two of them.

    On a side note. How do they get the lead inside the jacket when making bullets?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:01 No.17966358
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:01 No.17966361

    >Flew in from africa
    >Obvious dislike for Frogs
    >SF. -> Beret?

    It's Monty isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:01 No.17966363
    Combine and conquer, eat pancakes en route.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:01 No.17966364
    I like this plan. Simple. Lets go with it.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/15/12(Wed)20:01 No.17966367
    >Delicious Pancakes.

    Maybe talk to the new fellow who just flew in, and split our pancakes with Miyafuji, before finding out about the Merlin Business.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:02 No.17966373
    Shouldn't the German be flying the Neue Ziel?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/15/12(Wed)20:02 No.17966379
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:03 No.17966386
    No mentioning of any Merlin bullshit ever. We do not mention magic or gnomes or wizards or any of that. The closest we ever come to it is saying "Did you want something?" to the person who brought it up and letting them fill in details, which surely will not include ridiculous nonsense.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:03 No.17966388
    get some pancakes to go.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:03 No.17966389
    I think we would notice if he were fucking Monty. We're not that much of a meathead.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:03 No.17966396
    Do you like pancakes?
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)20:03 No.17966401
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    Probably, but it's not as easy to modify into a striker unit.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:04 No.17966404

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:04 No.17966406
    I second this motion
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/15/12(Wed)20:04 No.17966410
    >Glorious pancakes

    not beta-c mags, just belt holders. More popular on the mg34 than the mg42

    They don't put the lead in the jacket, they jacket the lead.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:04 No.17966412
    >No mentioning of any Merlin bullshit ever
    We're not, just getting Chuck to answer for using that on us.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)20:05 No.17966425
    Also hand off some of them to Miya for being so completely bro.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:05 No.17966431
    check asked us to check out an engine or something with our "Merlin magic". slang for "I don't know shit about my own plane I need help."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:06 No.17966440
    You know... this might be a Charlotte ploy. Telling Chuck something innocent sounding like "oh, get MC down here to use his Merlin magic on this piece of gear", he thinks it's a funny turn of words, sends word for us while his sister waits for us to freak out.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:07 No.17966452
    Agreed. And bring her up to be the greatest of the Witch world and the Pilot world.

    She will be the trolliest. Ever.

    >> Starshadow 02/15/12(Wed)20:07 No.17966453
    Come to think of it. Has expresso been invented yet? We should get on that, put those merlin powers to good use.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:07 No.17966460
    Also, just as a heads up for those who don't know, the P-51's engines were Merlins.
    >> Landing Gear 02/15/12(Wed)20:07 No.17966467
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    did another gnome land on the island?


    Hey planefag can we get taht ventral turret on our plane?

    Ive read taht the black widow can handle it.
    there were some modified that way for longrange day fighter escorts.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:08 No.17966470
    Totally. Remember that scene in Saving Private Ryan?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:08 No.17966473
    We need PANCAKES, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:08 No.17966474
    Espresso, stronzo! ESPRESSO!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:08 No.17966476
    ...Well, shit.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)20:09 No.17966492
    Suddenly everything makes sense.

    We were about to make a bloody fool of ourself.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:10 No.17966495
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    >> Starshadow 02/15/12(Wed)20:10 No.17966496
    If we put a turret on the bottom only Sean could use it. But that would still be very helpful. Both gunners could keep an eye out behind us.

    Question is if the weight would be worth it.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:10 No.17966497
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/15/12(Wed)20:11 No.17966506
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    I guess armored support is second best ;_;
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:11 No.17966511
    More weight? meaning we can dive even /faster/?

    I fail to see any possible way this could go poorly.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:11 No.17966520
    I trust Minna with enough sense that if she read our note, the first thing she did in the morning was going to debrief Sean and listen to the broadcasts herself.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:12 No.17966521
    Yeah, I would totally cry like that too after having all my beautiful tank designes rejected.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:12 No.17966529
    I don't.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:12 No.17966531
    Merlin is referring to the engines themselves.
    Our secret is still safe.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:13 No.17966532
    My youth of reading American Heritage books obsessively finally pays off!
    >> Starshadow 02/15/12(Wed)20:13 No.17966539
    I'm okay with the whole tankwitches thing. But I wish they would draw the strikers a bit wider. They always look like amputees.

    ITS A TRAP. We gotta show up and pretend we have no idea what he wants. If we panic it just confirms her suspicions.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:13 No.17966540
    SO, Current Witch Teir List

    Little Sister Tier
    Likely To Cause a Shitstorm Tier
    > Minna, Trude
    She's on to Us
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:14 No.17966541

    There still is the fact that he just called a pilot over when he's got engine trouble...

    That's kind of a bit ass backwards...
    >> That McGuyver 02/15/12(Wed)20:14 No.17966542
    But Miyafuji cannot into pilot. At least not without lots and lots of armchair psycology and counciling.

    We've been unanimous on the gnome bit for some time. Tell no one. Though if the news comes out, we've already established we are better than them, so just more reason for them to act like us.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)20:14 No.17966554
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    "So. Did Ian say something about pancakes?" you ask, sniffing the air.

    Ah, yes. There it is. Delicious pancakes.

    "Lynette's cooking," Miyafuji tells you. "She makes the best pancakes on the whole base!"

    You follow the heavenly scent of pancakes to the kitchen, where you find Lynette standing on tip-toe to address a pancake griddle set atop one of the huge industrial ranges. She daintily flips another pancake over. "Oh, hello~" she says to you. "Are you feeling better?"

    "Some," you admit. "How's Minna feeling today?"

    "She's really happy that you actually made a report without any 'bouncing' involved, whatever that is," Lynette tells you. "She said you're learning, and you might be useful yet."

    "Good dog," you mutter darkly as you load a plate with steaming hot pancakes. "We need to have a chat, her and I." You stab your fork at the last cooked pancake on the counter, but somebody tries to snag it away. Growling, you fork-fence with the intruder until you snag it away with a swift thrust and devour it with the relish of victory.

    "Ah, good contest, chap." You look up at the opposing fork's owner, a wide-faced man with a broad sort of handsomeness; and a more mature combat-beard then the Brit in the dining room. "Lynette here's one hell of a cook, eh?" He tousles her hair affectionately, and she giggles.

    "Your unit being pulled into this whole..." you wave your hand about vaguely... "this mess?"

    "What, ya mean all the brass hats? Suppose they've got something planned for us, yeah."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:15 No.17966557

    Still should see her. We didn't get her input and views on it and more info will be greatly needed in surviving.

    And then theres that matter about Chris. Sean didn't mention if the boys back across the channel were doing anything. We should at least ask what they're doing and how or when shes gonna break the news.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:15 No.17966568
    Wait, more new faces, bearded faces---

    Infantry faces?

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:16 No.17966573
    Except its not, the engines are merlins, we know exactly what is being referred to here. There is nothing strange going on at all.

    It's our plane, maybe they want to shout at us for breaking it or something. Or perhaps get feedback on WEP.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:16 No.17966575
    I wonder how Trude is doing, right now...
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:16 No.17966576
    The thing about that though, is knowing you have gnome powers means you can make better use of them. If all our pilot friends know their abilities are fucking magical they will kick more ass, which saves lives. Of course it should secret beyond that, but it would be good to do.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/15/12(Wed)20:16 No.17966577
    >more men showing up

    >> Double Wasp 02/15/12(Wed)20:16 No.17966581
    We should follow through at some point, but chances are good she's already on it. She has issues whenever the MC is involved: not with command in general.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:16 No.17966583
    >that pic
    Is there a face beneath all the makeup and photoshop layers?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:16 No.17966584
    >fork fencing with specfor
    >guys specifically trained to fight with knives

    Yup, we are the best at everything ever.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:17 No.17966585
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    rolled 20 = 20

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:17 No.17966590

    I bet the next guy is going to be so operator that his entire face will be nothing but one huge scraggly combat beard. Truly he will be the manliest and operatorest of the special forces or whoever these guys are.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:17 No.17966594
    Eye the interloper suspiciously.

    Having a talk with Minna is fine, and probably needed.
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)20:18 No.17966605

    She's staring into my soul...
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)20:18 No.17966618
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    in b4 Lynettes brother
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:19 No.17966622
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    D day will be soon I bet. I feel sorry for the poor men on the ground
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:19 No.17966625
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    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:19 No.17966626
    >What's he talking about?
    >Even the shadow looks shopped
    Why did they even put a girl there in the first place?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:19 No.17966635
    Oh god, are we going to be acting as close air support on D-Day?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:20 No.17966645
    >Next time we see Minna starting to sit down
    "Minna, SIT"
    "Good girl!"
    "Minna, SPEAK"
    "I'm going to get you for this"
    "Good girl!"
    >> Landing Gear 02/15/12(Wed)20:20 No.17966649
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    >"This is redWizard-1 diving to cover our fine ladies' asses, over."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:21 No.17966655

    Thank god I wasn't the only one who thought of that,
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:21 No.17966656
    Aren't you in for a nice surprise...
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/15/12(Wed)20:21 No.17966659
    More like covering the night insertion of paras
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:22 No.17966668
    Yup, the 'Minna talk' train was always coming.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:22 No.17966671
    that 2 hour late feel
    >> Iron Lung 02/15/12(Wed)20:23 No.17966682
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    Much like the competitng 'Trude talk' service, mirite?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:23 No.17966693
    Where exactly are the German troops stashed?

    At this point they could have just taken a picture of empty floor, so it doesn't really matter who or what was or was not there when the photo was originally taken is incosequentual.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:23 No.17966695
    SO who should we Waifu?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)20:24 No.17966696
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    "Yeah, that great big blowhard has something planned for us, all right," the rakish-looking man says, entering the kitchen with an empty coffee pot. He saunters over to the coffee maker and swaps the empty one for a full one. "Eh?" he says, hoisting it at you, and both you and the other man let him pour you a mug each.

    "Who, Patton?" you ask, adding some sugar to your mug and stirring briskly as you prepare to shovel more pancakes into your mouth with your free hand.

    "Nah, Monty," the wide-faced man replies, sighing.

    "I think he's still pissed about the flowerpots," the rakish-looking man replies seriously.

    "That was fucking WORTH it," Wide-Face replies, grinning. "Christ, was it ever." He sips at his coffee, eyes dreamy with some treasured memory, then winces. "Bit strong. Hey, love, is there any creamer in here?"

    "First refrigerator," Lynette replies cheerfully, whipping up the next batch of pancakes.

    The broad, tall, handsome Brit strides over to the refrigerator with the air of man savoring the simple joys of an enclosed, powered, fully-stocked kitchen for the first time in many months. Still smiling, he opens the refrigerator.

    And Erwin Rommel punches him in the fucking face.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:24 No.17966701
    Hey, I messed up the days and missed the whole CSAR badassery / magic realization session.

    But now I got first comment so I'm happy~
    >> That McGuyver 02/15/12(Wed)20:24 No.17966703
    Oh god. You ever heard how crazy it was topside on D-Day? If ever there was a time to cement our status as best pilot...

    Bring more bullets. No, more than that.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:25 No.17966718

    >Rommel is in the fridge

    Oh god... perfect
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:25 No.17966719
    >And Erwin Rommel punches him in the fucking face.

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:25 No.17966720
    >And Erwin Rommel punches him in the fucking face.

    Brommel returns
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/15/12(Wed)20:25 No.17966723
    I was waiting to see why Rommel cleared the fridge out
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:26 No.17966726
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    Good lord, man. How long have you been in there?

    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)20:26 No.17966728
    "You manage to escape patton then?"
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:26 No.17966730
    Not really. Minna's our CO. We NEED to talk to her eventually. Trude is just a waifu candidate, and thus talking to her is optional.
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)20:26 No.17966733
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    I knew he was going to be in there as soon as the fridge was mentioned!
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/15/12(Wed)20:26 No.17966734
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    Oh man, what? Wow. What just happened?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:26 No.17966738
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    >And Erwin Rommel punches him in the fucking face.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/15/12(Wed)20:27 No.17966744
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    Oh god my afrika korp
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:27 No.17966745
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    I have no idea what happened, but it's awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:27 No.17966749
    Offer rommel some pancakes
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:27 No.17966750
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    Oh, lordy, that's awesome! Totally did not see this coming. Was Lynette in on that?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:28 No.17966759
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    Pic related
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:28 No.17966773
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:29 No.17966777
    I-need-an-adult tier
    Zucchini tier
    Pure-and-wholesome tier
    >Sanya, Eila
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:29 No.17966781
    Now the question is, what did that brit do to deserve this?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:29 No.17966783
    This. With our best WE TOTALLY SAW THAT COMING face on us.
    If she was, she gets a few points in the witch ranking. That was beautiful.
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)20:29 No.17966793

    Must have called Rommel a gnome.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:30 No.17966806
    I lost it.
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    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:32 No.17966836
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:32 No.17966837
    I imagine him waiting in the fridge with a pot of coffee and the manuscript of his next book.

    "Wünschen Sie auch Pfannkuchen, Herr Generalfeldmarschall?"
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:32 No.17966842
    As others have said:
    Offer Rommel some pancakes.
    And a mug of coffee.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:33 No.17966846
    I'd be down for talking with Trude
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:33 No.17966848
    AUGH! MY LUNGS! How can you abuse my sick lungs so Planefag? I can't stop laughing.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:33 No.17966851
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    How long has he been in that fridge? Also, are we talking to SAS?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:34 No.17966861

    Also I agree with the secondy part.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:34 No.17966872
    "Morning, General. Do You have a copy of your book I can borrow?"
    >> Landing Gear 02/15/12(Wed)20:35 No.17966877
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    lynette has a sister though.. a hot. hot sister.
    >> That McGuyver 02/15/12(Wed)20:35 No.17966881
    Pilot tier
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:36 No.17966891
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    Brits with operator beards fresh in from North Africa? Yeah, they are probably SAS.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)20:36 No.17966893
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    The British man is floored - quite literally, as Rommel takes him by complete surprise. Recovering swiftly, he scrabbles backwards over the floor as Rommel emerges from the refrigerator, tapping a massive frozen kielbasa in the palm of one gloved hand. He stalks across the tile like an avenging angel, his eyes smoldering with rage.

    "K-knock it off ya fucking lunatic!" the Brit says as he crawls across the floor. The rakish-faced man is looking on with great amusement, sipping at his java.

    "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave," Rommel says, his voice low and dangerous. He raises the kielbasa for the killing blow, but the Brit slides under the food prep table in the middle of the room, buying himself seconds. He emerges from the other side with a half-thawed leg of lam, apparently found amidst the evicted foodstuffs you helped Rommel hide under there yesterday. Rommel leaps atop the table, swinging his kielbasa with gusto, and the Brit leaps to meet him, frozen meat meeting with a meaty MACK! sound.

    "We're on the same side now!" the Brit apparently named "Dave" shouts, parrying a kielbasa thrust.

    "ASK ME HOW MANY FUCKS I GIVE!" Rommel says, and knocks Dave clean off the table with a mighty blow. 'Dave' hits the ground rolling and comes to his feet dual-wielding spatulas.

    "A little help would be nice, Paddy," he snarls, circling the table as Rommel adopts a two-handed low-guard with his kielbasa.

    "Wouldn't it just," the rakish-faced man says, looking TREMENDOUSLY amused.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:36 No.17966896
    Who married a man twenty years older than her
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:36 No.17966907
    Eila is pretty ngaf-y too.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:37 No.17966915
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    Remain calm.
    Offer pancakes.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:37 No.17966916
    SAS haven't been formed yet.
    We'd be talking to one of the Commando battalions.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)20:37 No.17966920
    Offer rommel pancakes and coffee.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:37 No.17966925
    >"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave,"

    But 2001 hasn't even been written yet!
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    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:38 No.17966943
    >meat meeting with a meaty MACK!
    This is and the

    This is getting gayer and gayer by the second.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:38 No.17966947
    Called it. Say hello to the Marmaduke, Mac. Also, watch and ask Lynette if she has any popcorn.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:38 No.17966949
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    >cold cut swordfight

    I would no shit be pushing for Eila waifu ending if we had any chance. As it is, we have a better shot at convincing Minna our dong is possessed by the spirit of her boyfriend.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:39 No.17966952
    >Rommel and a SAS guy having a duel with frozen meats and kitchen utensils during breakfast

    It's official. This entire liason thing? Best. Posting. EVER.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:39 No.17966955
    Please don't tell me it's the Paddy we got to start a barfight with our old CO.

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:39 No.17966960
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    Here's the better pic.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:39 No.17966965
    Actually, this whole quest is nothing but gay innuendo.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:39 No.17966971
    oh god I know why Rommel is so pissed off.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:39 No.17966973
    Wasn't it thirty years older?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:40 No.17966978
    Calmly sip our coffee.
    Offer pancakes to Yoshika.
    Continue observing the meat-on-meat fight between a British commando and a German Field Marshall.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:40 No.17966979
    >Acquire Loudspeaker
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:40 No.17966986
    Maybe giving no fucks is a trait of gnomes?

    We should get a bunch of clocks and see if anybody else causes them to synchronize.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/15/12(Wed)20:41 No.17967007
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    Oh god... my sides, my face... my cheeks hurt so much from grinning... this is glorious.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:41 No.17967008
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    Considering how gay this has been, the witches should have been warlocks from the getgo.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:42 No.17967012
    Do it. And then pancake offerings when finished.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:42 No.17967017
    Waaaaaaaaaaait a fucking second.

    Dave Stirling and Paddy Maine?
    >> Double Wasp 02/15/12(Wed)20:42 No.17967019
    So seems like we should offer Rommel some pancakes, then go find Trude and Minna, in whatever order they present themselves.

    Minna for intelligence and planning, and Trude because... well, because Trude.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:42 No.17967020
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    I'm Erwin Rommel, and this is the best posting in the Western Theater.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:42 No.17967021
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    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:42 No.17967022
    Why the hell would we share this glory?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:43 No.17967037
    Take this opportunity to secure a relic.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:43 No.17967041
    Wow. What did the Rats *do* to Rommel to start this vendetta?

    He was never planning for Patton in the first place? Seriously, he's been planning for this moment ever since he learned *days* ago that these guys were going to be assigned here?

    Either pf is making things up as he goes, or there's been a ton of PLOT going on that we've been too busy trolling to notice.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:44 No.17967048
    A whole day and nobody noticed that there were no shelves in that refrigator?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:44 No.17967053
    Nah. I bet you this Patty is this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmaduke_Pattle
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:44 No.17967055
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:44 No.17967058
    Long Range Desert Group vs. Rommel.
    ROUND 2
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)20:44 No.17967064
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    You edge out of the kitchen cautiously as the Ghost Major duels the Desert Fox, scarfing down pancakes as you retreat. Dave's got a point; Lynette sure does know how to cook. She joins you a few seconds later, clutching her spatula to her chest nervously.

    "What's all that about?" she asks you tremulously.

    "Not quite sure," you admit.

    "I heard some Witches from the African front came in," Miyafuji says thoughtfully. "I thought the fighting there was still going on, though."

    "It is..." you say, stroking your chin with your fork in between wolfish bites of pancake. "The battle lines have been stagnant for over two months, but even then they'd pull conventional forces before weakening the Witches, you'd think..." Hmm. More mysteries. Probably on a need-to-know basis. Which means you might be able to pry them out of Minna if you fluster her bad enough. Of course you've started the day off by appeasing her, but it's only nine AM; the day is young.

    >Chuck tiem?
    >Something/someone else?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/15/12(Wed)20:44 No.17967067
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    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:45 No.17967075
    > Two-handed kielbasa-wielding
    > I'm gonna need two hands for this
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)20:45 No.17967076
    Chuck tiem sounds about right
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:45 No.17967080
    PF has a lot of shit in store. The whole gnome thing had been set up as early as the first bounce we pulled on the witches (remember how the engine failure we faked turned out to be surprisingly real when Luke had it checked?) So yeah, I think he was setting this up too.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:45 No.17967081
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    rolled 5 = 5

    >"I heard some Witches from the African front came in," Miyafuji says thoughtfully.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:46 No.17967090
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    >"I heard some Witches from the African front came in"
    >"I heard some Witches from the African front came in"
    >"I heard some Witches from the African front came in"
    >"I heard some Witches from the African front came in"
    >> That McGuyver 02/15/12(Wed)20:46 No.17967099
    2nding the betting pool. While we're at it, take bets for how long/if we get the witches to wear pants.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:46 No.17967102
    We must get Lynette, Charlotte and Frederica into a wet tshirt contest.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:46 No.17967104
    >there's been a ton of PLOT going on that we've been too busy trolling to notice.
    Of course there's plot we've been missing. It's /tg/, remember?

    Chuck Time.
    Then we go and find Minna.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:46 No.17967105
    Minna tiem?

    We need to have that talk.
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)20:46 No.17967107

    To Chuck!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:46 No.17967111
    Yeah, Chuck time for a change.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:47 No.17967133
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    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:47 No.17967136
    Maybe we should try and find said witches? I'd be curious to know who they are.

    Also, that's just one more thing we have to ask our CO about.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)20:48 No.17967142


    Rommel has been looking forward to punching David Stirling in the face for a long, long time. I wonder why~
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:48 No.17967144
    Chuck time.

    Also I wonder if in this timeline we can get Miyafuji and Lynne to man up and admit they've got the hits for each other. *Before* the war's over, this time.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:48 No.17967148
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    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:48 No.17967157

    While walking to find chuck, chat with the girls. How are they dealing with the war? Especially Miyafuji, since that outburst was very uncharacteristic of her.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:48 No.17967159
    to chuck! He seems like an alright dude and needs a haand
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)20:49 No.17967161
    To quote Rommel, the LRDG "caused us more damage than any other British unit of equal strength"
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:49 No.17967163
    >we have a better shot at convincing Minna our dong is possessed by the spirit of her boyfriend
    given the way she's been acting, it's not that far out there.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:49 No.17967165
    Yeah, we should talk to Minna eventually.
    But she's likely to still be in meetings with brass, and since we gave her the vital info, there isn't more we need to know.
    We're just a night-time pilot; sure, an ace, but we don't have the pull of being from No. 8 Commando or Afrika Korps.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:49 No.17967174
    We must harness Miyafuji's dislike of Perinne to instruct her in the ways of true pilot swagger and nofucksgivenness.

    Have we given her her sunglasses and pants yet? We must do this soon. She will learn.
    >> Arcbound 02/15/12(Wed)20:50 No.17967189
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    Well done Planefag. Well done.

    Watch this play out. Eat pancakes.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:50 No.17967190
    Ladies and gentlemen! Place your bets now!
    Who will prevail in this battle of homoerotical innuendo?
    The Desert Fox or the Ghost Major?
    Place your bets now!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:50 No.17967193
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:50 No.17967195
    Before we leave, grab the coffee pot - if it has coffee in it.

    I want to stay to watch the meat-fight, but if we have to leave, to Cuck, Miyafuji in tow.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/15/12(Wed)20:50 No.17967198
    hrm, gotta refigure out where TGQ is going to take place in the timeline if everyone isnt partying in afrika anymore...
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:50 No.17967204
    *Got the hots for each other.

    Stupid iPhone autocorrect.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:50 No.17967206
    >Building up for TankWitchesQuest spinoff
    You're all right, Planefag.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:51 No.17967210

    Miss the battle of the War?

    I should think not!

    We must watch history unfold!
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/15/12(Wed)20:51 No.17967212
    >Chuck Time
    Then we go and see these new witches.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:52 No.17967236
    wingmaning for all the dyke witches would be a worthy project.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:53 No.17967244
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Starshadow 02/15/12(Wed)20:54 No.17967254
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    Hey planefag, whats going on over in Canada? I assume they got hit by the aliums same as everyone else. Were pre D-day at this point so AFAIK they are building stuff like Mossies and deploying wherever the Brits go. Same with the ANZACS. And Canada's navy played a big part in keeping Britain supplied by sea, so I assume they still perform that function (but against UFOs instead of U-boats).

    That Devils Brigade must be around somewhere...
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:56 No.17967288
    this seems good

    also, I know I'm late, but
    >welding the little bitch into a locker and dumping it on an outbound MAT C-47
    I see what you did there.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:56 No.17967304
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    Planefag, what happened to the paratroopers?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:57 No.17967308
    ...now I want to see von Manstein and Zhukov in a slapfight, while Guderian and Konev both write about how they could have done it better and both Rokossovsky and Model sit there watching and giving no fucks as their lessers duke it out.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)20:59 No.17967356
    What paratroopers?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:00 No.17967370
    All of them. Are they still in use?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:00 No.17967381
    Probably the ones with the FG42s
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:00 No.17967382
    We'll read the AAR.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:01 No.17967390
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    >some witches from Africa came in the other day
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:02 No.17967406
    still slapping shit one would assume. Probably even more shit slapping than before since "the age of the paratrooper is over" Hitler bought the farm
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:02 No.17967409
    You realize we will not be able to bathe until they leave?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:04 No.17967433
    >implying the presence of Witches stopped us from bathing in the past, or will ever do so in the future
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:04 No.17967441
    Why not? I only foresee more blindfold shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:04 No.17967443
    >More witches from Africa
    Never bathe again?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:05 No.17967447

    yea... Seriously.

    Although, considering our track record, we should take our pistol with us.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:05 No.17967448
    >remember the last time we tried to use the bath

    We need a shower installed or some shit man! We don't want to deal with that bs again!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:05 No.17967453
    This. We're good unless we walk in on Minna, then we're as good as dead.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:05 No.17967454

    That sounds like a challege.

    Are you making a challenge?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:05 No.17967457
    And possibly invest in a chastity belt.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:05 No.17967459
    rolled 7 = 7

    Challenge accepted.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:06 No.17967475
    guys we might be giving planefag ideas....
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:06 No.17967477
    I'm sure we can talk our newly acquired imouto into scrubbing our back.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:06 No.17967478
    What if we walk in on Minna and Trude
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:07 No.17967482
    Gotta bring in some of our bros. Safety in numbers, man. In the worst case, you just gotta be able to run faster than at least one of them.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:07 No.17967487

    Implying we have such a weak will that we need a chastity belt.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:07 No.17967494
    A shower would be nice. You wanna guess what a good way to convince Minna to have one installed is? Hint: we may need another blindfold (not really, that shit was dumb the first time).
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:07 No.17967504
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    And maybe a rape-blow horn
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:08 No.17967506
    Its not a matter of will. You must have missed the thread in question.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)21:08 No.17967526
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    You're idly enjoying the sounds of mortal combat in the kitchen when Sakamoto enters. She peeks into the kitchen, then gives you a quizzical look.

    "Rommel is discussing asymmetric warfare with David Stirling," you say.

    Sakamoto nods, thinking. "Five quid on the Brit," she says.

    You grin at her wolfishly. "Ten on the Kraut."

    "Fine! Ten on the Brit."

    "Done!" you say, shaking her hand. "By the way, what the hell is a quid?"

    She shrugs. "Hell if I know. The English have the stupidest mess of currency names in the world."

    "No we do not!" Lynette objects, smacking the table with her spatula in outrage. "A quid is one pound!"

    You blink. "I thought it was, like, half a crown or something."

    "A crown is five shillings, dummy!"

    You and Sakamoto exchange a puzzled glance.

    "A shilling is - oh for gods sake, how do you people even SHOP?"

    "With my sidearm on," you say flatly. "I find it encourages honesty when calculating exchange rates. Why don't you Brits just, you know, switch to a system with money you can actually count, or something?"

    "That'd be so confusing," Lynette says. You start sniggering, and the honest, wholesome look of confusion on her face just triggers all-out laughter.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:08 No.17967527

    "An antelope doesn't need to outrun the lion, he needs only to outrun his friend.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:09 No.17967528
    I don't know. I mean, we are the wounded hero now. They might be nicer to us this time, or at least gentler. Plus, if we go in expecting it this time we can call their bluff.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:09 No.17967530
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    I'm not entirely against seeing Minna naked.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:09 No.17967538

    The field of battle and the nature of this war has changed.

    We cannot allow Chuck to score more Witches than us. We are an Ace, we have to be the number one in all things, from eating the most pancakes, to downing the most beers, to shooting Martians out of the skies, why would scoring Witches be any different?
    >> Starshadow 02/15/12(Wed)21:09 No.17967544
    rolled 18 = 18

    >let me try that one more time...
    In the absence of a magic 8 ball, lets see if bathing in the spring is a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:11 No.17967572

    screw outrunnin em, just trip somebody
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:11 No.17967575
    Haha silly Brits.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)21:11 No.17967576
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    Everybody is coming, It's a party!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:12 No.17967586
    A shilling was ten pence, right?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:12 No.17967590

    >Crowns, shilings

    Brit fag here and I still don't get those.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:12 No.17967592
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    >not wanting to walk in on Minna
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:13 No.17967600
    >why would scoring Witches be any different?
    Because they're trying to score on us in turn?
    The women, and Charlotte in particular, just want to use us and throw us aside just as casually as we would to any girl off-base.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:13 No.17967602
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:13 No.17967613
    Inform Chuck we have twin Double Wasps which is clearly much, much better than a "Merlin". Ooooh, my engine is an old beardy dude.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)21:14 No.17967624
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    When the Aliums hit Washington DC and went for the White House, there was a general sentiment amongst Canadians that the fucking aliums were trying to beat their high score for District of Columbia property damage.

    Canada was less then pleased. Some of the first relief forces were Canadian.

    Quebec and Montreal were targeted during the initial surprise attack, but Martian forces were eventually chewed up piecemeal when their advance bogged down. Literally bogged; legged walking war machines couldn't handle Canadian roads. Mounties, what with the horses and all, were not so inhibited.

    Nobody jokes about them anymore. Incidentally, the same applies to the British royal guards in London who wear the huge beaver-hats.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:14 No.17967630
    >only want casual sex
    >no commitment necessary

    ...I fail to see a problem with this.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)21:15 No.17967646
    240 pennies to the pound.
    A shilling was twelve pennies.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:16 No.17967650
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    Fuck yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:16 No.17967661
    >...I fail to see a problem with this.
    The problem is THEM fucking US, not US fucking THEM.
    There is a distinction, a very important one.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:16 No.17967662
    Canadafag says FUCKYEAH! Fuck the Aliums trying to beat out top score.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:17 No.17967684
    I presume that whatever landed in Australia promptly up and died to the wildlife, then.
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)21:18 No.17967688

    I want a Strike Mounties Quest now.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:18 No.17967691
    Alot of people seem to be missing the whole "Subvert the magical girl genre" thing we have going.
    We are not here to fuck the witches, we are here to show them that we are better than them.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:19 No.17967699


    Nah, the martians took advantage of the surrounding ocean for a softer landing.

    They never made it to the shore.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:19 No.17967701
    We're here to do both.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:19 No.17967703
    People probably only speak in whispers about what happened to the Martians who hit Rome and ran straight into the Swiss Guard.

    Nobody speaks about what happened to the ones that first encountered Gurkhas.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:20 No.17967718
    >decimalization jokes
    I love this story.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)21:20 No.17967720
    I now feel sorry for the aliens.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:20 No.17967722
    And that things like not wearing pants is completely retarded, and has no reasonable justification. Did we ever follow up on the pants we gave them? We should.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:20 No.17967724
    Quite right.
    Witches come to us and we give them a bounce.
    We must never get bounced!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:20 No.17967725
    >implying anybody will be fucking anyone by the end of the quest
    Planefag's already said we'll be hella lucky to get 1 Witch.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:21 No.17967742
    >we are here to show them that we are better than them.
    Which we've been handily doing while in the air.
    We COULD outdo them on the ground by being military professionals instead of emotionally scarred girls thrust into combat, but we're too intent on being an asshole and skirting the line of a court martial to give a fuck about that.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:21 No.17967743
    I'm not missing anything. I just don't care.

    Some of us have different priorities, and genre subversion isn't one of mine.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:21 No.17967758
    Well then, we'd probably better decide who to waifufag ahead of time.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:22 No.17967761
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    Sounds like a challenge.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:22 No.17967764
    Think you're in the wrong quest, buddy.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:22 No.17967765
    In an actual relationship, yes.

    For casual sex? We already would have if not for those GODDAMNED COCKBLOCKING ALIUMS.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:23 No.17967787
    Or just see what happens and stop clogging up the threads with waifu fag arguments.
    We've had one thread autosage after only a few of planefags posts due to waifufags already. Les not repeat that.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:23 No.17967790
    I have a feeling there will always be cockblocking
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)21:24 No.17967810
    One hopes. The tears from the Trudefags were delicious.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:25 No.17967819
    After we messed with Froggie?
    Nah, how would that ever happen?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:25 No.17967823
    Well its been a priority since thread one, so you are in a minority here.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:26 No.17967834
    I just want to have a nice quest. You just sound like a jackass.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:27 No.17967856
    I think what planefag really means is that he won't just give us a witch just because. We have to work for her.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:27 No.17967869
    I'm not so sure about that...
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:27 No.17967871
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)21:28 No.17967877
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    As your giggles subside, you see Gertrude come in. She's rubbing at her eyes, (probably just woke up, you assume) and she looks a little dour. "Has anyone seen Sanya yet? I thought she slept all night."

    "No, sorry," Sakamoto replies.

    "Morning, 'Trude," you say companionably. She turns a sour look on you.


    'You' blink, surprised.

    "Lieutenant Yeager wants to see you in the hangar. Report immediately."

    You blink. "Yes. Sir."

    She nods, and stalks out of the room.

    "What the hell was THAT all about?"

    "I take it you haven't seen the news yet," Sakamoto says dryly, handing you the newspaper she'd tucked under her arm.

    It's the one from a few days ago, with the huge article on you, centered on the massive picture of Perrine kissing you at Eastchurch.

    "And you got this-"

    "There were like thirty copies in the lounge. And a copy was slipped under everbody's door last night."

    SON. OF. A. BITCH. Any guilt you had about feeding Ian to Perrine vanishes, to be replaced with a cold, chilly hate. That lousy rotten bastard.

    "Perrine's only fifteen..." Sakamoto observes.

    "I- I didn't-!"

    "I believe you," she says, looking amused, "but good luck with all the hair-triggers around here. The Germans are especially bad for that, you know?"

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:28 No.17967879
    Or he might make us go for Trude or Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:28 No.17967887
    I apologise if it came across that way, I will admit that I was being a bit blunt.
    However, it has been established that the genre subversion is part of what makes this quest attractive.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:29 No.17967892
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    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:29 No.17967897
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:29 No.17967900
    What are the parameters for showing them that we're better?
    If it's kill tally, then we'd better get cracking at those patrols, because Trude, Erica, and Minna have over a hundred each on us.
    If it's about being better soldiers, Charlotte, Trude and Sakamoto have been doing much better jobs of being responsible soldiers that can still troll with the best of them than we have.
    All we're left with is pants, which is pretty pathetic compared to the other criteria.

    I agree with subverting the magical girl tropes, but we haven't really thought this through, have we?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:29 No.17967901
    No, I want to be able to enjoy a bunch of pantsless 14 year olds without some ulterior motive.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/15/12(Wed)21:30 No.17967913
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    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)21:30 No.17967915
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:30 No.17967916
    Maybe that really is why people get so asspained in these threads. The people that are the biggest jackasses may well be the ones who think they're trying to "subvert the genre".

    Just a theory. I don't know for sure.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/15/12(Wed)21:31 No.17967931
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    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)21:31 No.17967932
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    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:31 No.17967936
    I don't. So fuck off and die.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:31 No.17967941

    This is gonna take industrial-strength friendship patching
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:31 No.17967950
    I have no idea what the fuck is going on.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)21:32 No.17967956
    ...well played Ian, well played.

    Vengeance must be swift and merciless, feeding him to perine will not suffice.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:32 No.17967957
    New thread time?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/15/12(Wed)21:32 No.17967959
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    there is only one thing left to do
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:32 No.17967973
    Well, there are other quest threads where that isn't a central character design. I mean, I'm not gonna suggest that you stop reading; you're free to offer suggestion and all, but you seem a tad out of place. You also hurt my feelings.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:32 No.17967975
    You know, I'm starting to wonder if Trude really cares about us.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:33 No.17967977
    This remains Perrine's fault. Only that if she reveals why she was smooching us there, we get in hot water for stealing wartime supplies. Fuck!

    I don't think there's much we can do. To Chuck's!
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:33 No.17967980
    I guess we could catch up with Trude and try to explain that Perrine jumped us to distract an MP.

    Having her pissed at us won't do.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)21:33 No.17967983
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    >I like to keep this handy... for 'close encounters'
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:33 No.17967985
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    I knew it was coming, but still...
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:33 No.17967989
    ...We kill the fucker. No one will ever find his body.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:33 No.17967994
    I'm pretty sure she's just Yandere or some shit.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)21:33 No.17967999
    Good point.

    We didn't think that one through. Then again, she initiated it and Luke captured the moment, so...
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:33 No.17968000
    Let's try to catch up with Trude, try to not have one of our potential wingmates ass-pained at us, and then go down to the hangars to see what the Hell Yeager wants.
    >> Major Airlift 02/15/12(Wed)21:34 No.17968020
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    If anyone is going Yandere, it will be Minna.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:35 No.17968025

    WELL... shit.

    Apparently only Trude and Sakamoto check the newspaper, since all the other witches aren't acting differently.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:35 No.17968029
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:35 No.17968033
    Welp, I knew we couldn't keep this secret forever.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:35 No.17968035
    Godfuckingdamnit. And we can't even blame Photoshop!
    Idea: Get Perrine to write a notice explaining how it was just a distraction to enable us to acquire mission-critical items without dealing with superfluous paperwork. I'm sure she'll add on sufficient flowery language (ie VERMIN) to convince everyone it was, in fact, a ruse.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:35 No.17968038
    To Yeager.
    Chucks gotta be nearby, so we can deal with him after that.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:35 No.17968051
    Minna is clearly Tsundere, but I could see that, kinda.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:35 No.17968052
    Isn't is pretty damn obvious from the picture that we didn't initiate that particular liplock? As I recall, PF described MC's expression as "bug-eyed."
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:36 No.17968056
    Nah. We're just a distraction for her, like a vibrator that doesn't need batteries, to get rid of stress and keep her mind off the fact that there's still been no public news about her sister's condition.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:37 No.17968078
    >Tries to court-martial us
    >Punches us out

    Trude does seem more violent.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:37 No.17968082
    Why are people getting freaked out about this? We just explain that she did it because someone flashed a light on us. I'm pretty sure everyone knows that Perrine is gunning for Ian anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:37 No.17968084
    Ah, but then, why is Perrine kissing us? And we're back to >>17967877

    Tell you what, anyone asks? We make puking motions. IT WAS UNDER DURESS and leave it at that.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:38 No.17968099
    Trude has busted us with Perrine in an interesting situation before, and she's tried right now.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:38 No.17968102
    This seems right to me. And either way, there's no point in chasing after her to beg for forgiveness.
    A. we've got other shit to do right now, and Chuck needing help with his engine (bro) comes before girl who molested us being angry about something stupid (ho).
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:38 No.17968107

    Why don't we write the notice ourselves on some stolen stationary. We just need to find whatever notepad Perrine uses.

    (Side Objective: Reacquire CO's Notepad)
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:39 No.17968109
    She was also less than please then as well, and she hadn't even talked to us yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:39 No.17968119
    Was she the one who opened the door when Perrine was choking us?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:40 No.17968128

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:41 No.17968140
    Everybody calm down. We don't have to do shit to straighten this out. Perrine will be sufficiently horrified at this that she'll make sure everyone knows exactly what was happening there. We can just wait for her to deal with it.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)21:41 No.17968146
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    >I have no idea what the fuck is going on.

    You reach the hangar, tapping the rolled-up newspaper against your leg. You look around for Ian, on the off chance that he's available to have said newspaper rammed up his asshole, but he's absent. In the middle of the huge hangar you do see your Black Widow with an APU cart next to it, and movement in the back which is probably Sean. You make a beeline for the heavy fighter, still tapping the newspaper against your leg.

    Sure enough, the fighter contains Sean. The rear hatch is open and inside Sean is bent over the multiple powerful radio sets your Black Widow carries, listening intently.

    You climb up the ladder far enough to rap with him comfortably. "Hey."

    Hands touching his earphones, he continues to hunch over the control panel.

    You smack his leg with the newspaper. "HEY!"

    Sean jumps so high he smacks his head on the low ceiling. He tears the headset off as he rounds on you. "What the fuck was - oh, you," he says sourly.

    "Gee, I sure am fucking popular today," you bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:41 No.17968151
    Our response to this one is simple:

    Anybody that thinks we initiated or invited this, we remind them that we're talking about Perrine, the Hound of Gaul.

    If they continue to think we asked for this, we repeat our statement and stare flatly at them until they either agree with us, go away or both.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:42 No.17968167
    See, I think she's just a prudish little bint who let her emotions and the booze get the better of her before, and is now angry at us because she's embarrassed.
    >> Starshadow 02/15/12(Wed)21:42 No.17968168
    rolled 10 = 10

    Oh shit guys. I think Ian went to hide from Perrine and tried to get into that suit of armour.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:43 No.17968187
    Minna's got him listening for aliums, doesn't she.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:43 No.17968194
    That was the plan, yes.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:43 No.17968195
    And what happens when Perrine denies writing it?
    It is in her best interests to write the note. We just have to phrase the request properly.
    Oh god yes.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:43 No.17968202
    Either that or she feels betrayed, because she is quite likely batshit insane.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/15/12(Wed)21:43 No.17968204
    That was pretty much the plan.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/15/12(Wed)21:43 No.17968205
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    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:43 No.17968206
    That was sort of the point, yes.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:43 No.17968208
    Is Sean still mad at us for the CSAR aerobatic extravaganza? We really don't need any more bullshit now.
    That was the idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:44 No.17968210
    We're at ~530 posts now. We should probably get a new thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:44 No.17968211
    See if he's heard anything.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:44 No.17968220
    Right now, he deserves it.
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:45 No.17968241

    Isn't there more than one suit of armor, though?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:45 No.17968244
    Ask Sean if the Martian signals have died down, or if they're still going strong.

    Which reminds me: if the Martian signal is going strong, and Sanya picked it up the last time, and it's still on the same frequency, wouldn't she be bombarded with Martian communications that will inevitably drive her insane?
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:46 No.17968252
    He deserves worse.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/15/12(Wed)21:47 No.17968274

    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)21:47 No.17968279

    The Law of Romantic Comedy demands that his chosen hiding spot will be the one he wants to avoid.
    >> Starshadow 02/15/12(Wed)21:48 No.17968291
    rolled 11 = 11

    I can just imagine Ian undoing all of the straps on the armour in preparation. Then lifting the helmet and SURPRISE PERRINE BITCH. And since the armour is no longer strapped together...
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/15/12(Wed)21:49 No.17968332
    nnnnnew thread
    >> Anonymous 02/15/12(Wed)22:37 No.17969156
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    >mention in a thread that we should bring the picture to Trude preemptively so we can explain ourselves a bit better
    >nah man that won't be a problem
    >this happens
    Screw all of you.

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