>>17981906

Alright, so we just need to find somewhere to dispose of the body.

>>17981906
Oh, man, plans have so been made.

Yes... yes... yess! Use your hate, it can only make you stronger!

As you walk down the hall, you come across KamenRider also on his way to the shower.

He's wearing light green pajamas with motorcycles printed all-over it. He's also, weirdly enough, still wearing his boots.

He holds his fist out towards you as he goes thumping through the hall.
You bump fists and as you walk past you can barely hear him whisper, "You should'ave locked that door, Susan-san."

rolled 88 = 88

>>17981906
Have you reviewed the previous thread to learn what all we planned while you were asleep? We know EXACTLY how we're going to be dealing with Shirou.

>>17982046
Nod sagely in passing.
We will not make that mistake again.
Now, let's check to see how much time we have before classes start.

We should enact our plan in the afternoon after classes.

>>17981906
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zG_PN31YJU

Why is it that every time i do stuff like this someone always becomes an arch-enemy?

>>17982070
We'll give him what he needs, even if he doesn't know it yet.

>THA PLAN
We still need to figure out how to get more potions.

rolled 3 = 3

>>17982139
We have ours at the very least. That will last about 2/3 of an entire day.

You go back into your room.
After putting on your uniform you grab Kraus off the windowsil.

"Hey man, do you think playing with that potion would be a good idea?"
"OH YOU LITTLE FAG, IT'S NOT JUST A GOOD IDEA. IT'S A GREAT IDEA."
"Well, what do you think about duplicating it? maybe enough to replace a full bath's worth?"

"I CAN GENERATE ALMOST ANY BEVERAGE, THAT POTION IS TECHINICALLY A BEVERAGE. GIVE ME A SAMPLE AND I CAN MAKE ENOUGH TO FILL A SEA."

You activate Kraus and set him down on the desk. Taking the potion bottle, you remove the cork and pour a bit into one of his cups.

"WELL FUCK ME, THIS IS SOME GOOD STUFF"

>>17982139
Lets ask Kraus

rolled 98 = 98

>>17982156
Damn you man, can you make it more potent?

>>17982156
Brilliant. Now we need to synthesize an antidote.

Or a concentrate.

rolled 70 = 70

>>17982156
...yes. Oh god yes. Bwahahahaha...

>>17982156
'ERE WE GO!

>>17982160
Well, that was easy.
>>17982156
Do lesser doses of the potion last shorter durations than larger doses?

"So what can you tell me about it?"
"WELL, FAGGOT THIS HERE IS..."

*** ROLL 1d100 ***
First 3 rolls for POTION LORE

rolled 80 = 80

>>17982212
Come on Kraus, don't let us down!

rolled 74 = 74

>>17982212
Rolling.
>llosepot invaluable
Yes, our pot is invaluable, but Kraus is NOT a loser.

rolled 98 = 98

>>17982212
Potions of gender-reversal are, strangely enough, the easiest potion to make and therefore the most prolific. Many an aspiring alchemist is constantly trapped in the opposite sex.

rolled 12 = 12

>>17982212

rolled 84 = 84

>>17982212
Mahou Shonen Quest?

Rollan for Potion Lore, goddamn.

rolled 36 = 36

>>17982212
Hope I don't fuck this up

rolled 26 = 26

>>17982212
ROLLING

rolled 63 = 63

>>17982223
>>17982227
>>17982229
FUCK YES. No, we couldn't have rolled that well when trying to get laid, huh? It had to be when getting revenge on THE GUY WHO STOPPED US FROM GETTING LAID. Goddamn.

>>17982229
>>17982227
>>17982223
Guess I didn't.

rolled 35 = 35

>>17982212
ROLLING.?

>>17982252
Chill, man, this'll be more fun.

rolled 58 = 58

>>17982278
I know, it's just... Goddamn, dice gods. Always giving us bad and good rolls when it would be most interesting, not convenient.

>hoho, such nice high rolls, you wish you had these last night with erica.
>>17982229
"WHAT WE HAVE HERE ISNT JUST YOUR RUN OF THE MILL, OFF THE SHELF POLYMORPH POTION"
>>17982227
"EVEN THE TINIEST AMOUNT WOULD BE ENOUGH TO TRIGGER THE REACTION"
>>17982223
"A LOAD OF PERSONAL MAJAIK WAS USED TO CRAFT THIS SHIT, MUST BE ONE OF THOSE ALCHEMS IN R&D"

"Well, can you replicate it?"
"YES, AND NO."
"wat."

*** ROLL 1d100 ***
FIRST 5 ROLL WILL BE AVERAGED

1-20 I CAN EVEN MAKE IT MORE POTENT
20-40 EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE
40-60 NOT QUITE
80-100 AYUP

rolled 29 = 29

>>17982355
Go Kraus!

rolled 28 = 28

>>17982355
LET US DO THIS.

rolled 78 = 78

>>17982372
>>17982367
You both suck.

rolled 50 = 50

>>17982355
Don't fuck up, Kraus.

rolled 79 = 79

>>17982378
Sorry.

rolled 75 = 75

AYUP

rolled 46 = 46

>>17982355
What the hell goes in the 60-80 range?

rolled 58 = 58

>>17982367
>>17982372
>>17982378
>>17982386
>>17982393
52.8. Not Quite.

rolled 22 = 22

Fuuuuuuu

>total average 52.8

"NOT QUITE, IM A FUCKING DEVICE, NOT A MAGOS. I CAN DRAW YOU MAJAIKS AND USE IT, BUT THIS IS TRICKY STUFF."

"I see, what's so hard about it?"

"WELL FOR STARTERS, THIS THING HAS A PRE-PROGRAMED EXPIRATION. THE WHOLE BATCH WENT BAD LAST NIGHT AT AROUND 21:00."
"Fuck. There goes my plans of hoarding everyone else's potions."
"BOO FUCKING HOO. ANYWAY, THERE'S ALSO THE MATTER OF THE MAJAIK PUMPED INTO THIS THING BY WHOEVER MADE IT. POTIONS ARENT JUST FUCKING DOG TAILS AND EYE OF NEWT. YOU HAVE TO INFUSE IT."

"Ooookay. So you can't make it."

"I DID NOT FUCKING SAY THAT YOU FUCKING COCKCHOKE. I CAN MAKE A SIMILAR POTION, BUT EFFECTS COULD BE DUBIOUS AT THE MOST."

"Well, what's the worst that could happen?"

You hear the bells go off signaling the start of lessons.

>>17982409
yeah, i messed that up from the copy+paste
>60-80 JUSENKYO

rolled 7 = 7

>>17982537
Asking "What's the worst that could happen?" is automatically followed by the worst automatically happening. Switch to a different plan. We want to mess with him, not maim or kill the poor bastard.

rolled 86 = 86

>>17982537
"So I'm a beverage-based magus and potions are all-about pumping majaiks into otherwise pointless liquids. I am officially making potions my motherfucking specialty."

>>17982537
>You hear the bells go off signaling the start of lessons.
Fuck. Let's get to class. Don't want to be docked any more pay.

rolled 21 = 21

>>17982553
We just need to study potionry. Get some lab rats whose genders we can swap for hilarious consequences.

rolled 9 = 9

>>17982561
That.

rolled 12 = 12

>>17982561
Oh god, this.

rolled 50 = 50

>>17982561
Do you think we could make potions in food form too!? THIS IS OUR MOTHERFUCKING DESTINY RIGHT HERE.

>>17982553
As you head to class, you continue your conversation with Klaus

"Cant we test it out somehow?"
"OF COURSE WE COULD. REALITY SUSPENSION MOTHERFUCKER. HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN?"
You remember one of Kraus' abilities that allows him to do just that.
"So we enter combat mode, activate the sphere, douse somebody, and revert it afterwards?"

"AYUP."
"let's try it out during lunch"

You arrive at class, people greet you as you walk in through the door.
Sakura, is waving at you from her seat.

As you sit down, you see the person to your right from yesterday has changed quite a bit.

"Good morning Keima."

rolled 62 = 62

>>17982642
"Is the male or female uniform more comfortable?"

>>17982642
Hmm...Do we want to test out Kraus Special, or should we study up on Alchemy first in order to be sure of a good product?

>>17982652
Alchemy First

>>17982652
Definitely the alchemy. We want to ensure maximum potential. Can't do that if the potion misfires...

>>17982642
He looks up at you from behind his glasses.
"Mornin'"
"So, sleep well?
"Sure."
"How's Elsie?"
"She's being punished."
"I see..."

"So, which one do you dind more comfortable? Slacks or a skirt?"

He shoots you an irate look, but keeps shut.
Mike walks into the door, commands everyone to sit down and starts the lesson

The first lesson passes without much incident.
Mike once again dives into Bureau history and operations.

You try and listen to him as well as you could, but thoughts of Erica pressed up against you don't help out much.

*** ROLL 1d100 ***
first three rolls for BUREAU LORE

Dicean!

rolled 77 = 77

>>17982781
Gentlemen.

rolled 33 = 33

>>17982794
I fucked up.

rolled 95 = 95

>>17982781
Can't daydream too much.
A butler needs to be knowledgeable and competent.

>>17982781
And our three rolls are in, it appears that we are good enough at BUREAU LORE.

>>17982804
"The Inter-Dimensional PeaceKeeping Burea started as a means to ensure the protection of each of of the multitudes of dimension."
>>17982801
"We train operatives to use the fabric of reality we refer to as majaik. After training, each operative is assigned to a dimension to bolster the Bureau office there."
>>17982795
"We also have a standing pact of cooperation with the Transpace Guard, we support their activities, and they, us."


As the first lesson draws to a close, Mike walks out from behind his podium and says to the class.

"Now would all of you munchkins follow me to the gym for combat evaluation."

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
>fucking browser crashed.

I support the idea for us to be a potion combat butler.

It would aid us greatly in our quest for btches and awesomeness

>>17982930
>Transpace Guard,

Shit. inb4 looting team crashing in the quad.

Let's work on raising our stamina / majaik reserves as well, it's no good being the combat butler of bitches and doom if we can't last very long

>>17982971
Is it too meta that I want us to be recruited by the command crew of TG quest?

>>17983014
yes, way way too meta. that's like meta, meta meta.

that's three levels of meta, do you think anybody could handle that much insanity?

>>17983014
It would depend on the timeframe.
There's the Meta Cold War between the Transpace Guard and the Time-Space Administration Bureau to think about, and the TG Civil War.
Also depends on the Requisitions team that comes to talk with us.
The one with Carmen, Sagan, Lupin, and Waldo is fine. The others can be dicks, though.

The class follows Mike to the gym.

On the way there, Erica matches pace with you.
"Sup Teacakes."
"Hey Hard-on"
"Sooo..." she says.
"Yeaaah.." you say
"FUCKING SHIROU." you both say at the same time.
You both laugh all the way to the gym.

As you walk through the wide doors of the gymnasium you look around and see that it's pretty much a normal building.

"Class, now I will evaluate your basic combat skills. So that I will be able to inform your handlers of what specifics to expand upon" Mike explains to the group.
"And since I alone wont be enough to handle all of you at the same time, I have invited someone to help."

You look up at the person walking down from his seat on the bleachers.

That red coat trimmed in white fur.
That rotund build.
That fucking beard.

"S-SANTA?!"

>>17983014
>>17982971
What is this, I don't even.

I mean, I know it's another quest that's going on, but that's it.

>>17983073
God dammit, I love Hayate no Gotoku far too much for this.

>>17983067
What the fuck.

>>17983084
There's 2 quests that use the setting, and apparently this one as well.

Man, I know it would be harrowing as fuck, but I'd like to see a fight between a Closer assault team and a Hyper-Athens attack squad.

>>17983084
metaquest is about an organization that jumps around fiction. preserving canon.
basically troubleshooters

the IDPKB is pretty much TG but instead of a centralized defense, the IDPKB localizes it for each dimension

And yes, having the 2 quest meet at some time would be too meta. Let's hope OP just threw that in for shits and giggles

>>17983073
>"FUCKING SHIROU." you both say at the same time.
Another accomplice found to get back at Shirou.

>>17983014
>magic butler from MSQ
>MC NGAF from SWQ
>DORFBEARD
>RUDY
>COMMISSAR KNIGHT MAX from HLQ

QUEST META QUEST

>>17983168
The party you have just described breaks the game.

What game? any and all of them, it's impossible to design or create a game in which that party does not break it.

At level 1.

>>17983168
... That would be awesome.

>>17983178
Sadly, this fellow is correct. It'd be damn near impossible to actually get a working setting for them that would do everyone justice.

>>17983073
Alright, let's get back to the game at hand:
Namely, what the Hell is Santa doing here?

>>17983212
Did you think all he did for 364 days a year was sit around eating cookies? He is the pimp god of keeping our reality in check

The man in the suit turns to you,
"Call me Santa one more time, and ill have you working down at Sanitations for the rest of your rest days in training." He turns to the rest of the class. "That goes for the rest of you, If anyone over the age of 12 calls me SANTA, you will be pulling shifts cleaning out the waste receptacles from the Bestiary"

Sakura oblivious to all of this, runs up to the man in red, "SAAAAAAAAAANTAAAAA!"
She jumps onto him with a big hug.

"Why hello Sakura." he pats her head. "Been studying well?"

"Yessu!" He puts her down on the ground and sends her back into the group.

Mike clears his throat. "ahem. Where was I? Ah, THis here is mr.Kris Kringle, General Director for the Logistics Branch of the Bureau."
He continues, "He has agreed to help me today with a basic combat exercise for all of you"


The bearded man turns up to what appears to be the control room of the gym and says "Okay Ruddy, Give us training field 14b-1 from the Arcantus region. And dont forget to add more snow."
A voice responds over the loud speakers, "Of course sir."

Then it happens.

>>17983280
Hmm...For combat practice, should we lead off with a plate of gingerbread cookies and a tall glass of cold milk?
Or do you think he'll just wreck our shit for being a cheeky bastard?
And will it win points with Erica (this being the most important part)?

>>17983291
>Santa
>head of Inter-Dimensional Logistics
EXPLAINS SO MUCH

>>17983302
He will destroy us.
HE WILL FUCK US UP if we do that.

Let's do that.

When we get the chance ask him what his middle name is.

Would love to find out he is K.K.K

>>17983324
Kris Klaus Kringle?

>>17983324
>initials K.K.K.
Funny thing about that. Back in high school, had a friend whose initials were that.
His family was black.
His parents thought it to be absolutely hilarious.
Was a cool guy, didn't afraid anything.

>>17983302
Pretty sure he would wreck our shit so hard. Let's stick with combat techniques.

We should work on some sort of imprisoning pastry/technique, for non-lethal take downs.

>>17983347
we have teacups for imprisonment.

>>17983347
>non-lethal takedowns
Hmm..we have our teacups, which act as barriers.
Do we want to continue going in the pastries/tea's/beverages direction? Or get more Butler-y kinds of moves?
We're a butler, not a chef (though we should be able to cook up a meal regardless).

>>17983321
Goddamnit. On the other hand, we may be rewarded for audacity, in the end.
I may have my doubts, but who the hell knows?

>>17983381
He already warned us. And it doesn't sound like we're fighting him directly.

So let's not make an enemy of the man who turn us from Combat Butler to Sewage Worker.

>>17983422
Those sewers would be clean enough to eat off of.

The interior of the gym aexpands and turns into a frozen landscape, spires of ice topped rocks, and snow covered trees scattered about.

You and the rest of the class marvel at this display of majaik.

"Okay Ruddy," Santa says, "you can come back to me now."

Something comes running through the frozen tundra and comes to a stop before you all.

"This is my Device Ruddy, he will also be helping with this activity."

You are not surprised to come face to face with a reindeer.

Mike now has Domingo out "Okay everyone, Armor up and activate your devices. While I begin to explain the exercise"

You activate your butler suit, and take out Kraus in teaset form.
Beside you you see Keima wearing what appears to be a red blazer and black slacks.

You spot Erica in the crowd with Frau on her head, and no pants on.
Your eyes linger far too long on her legs.

The whole class now stands in various clothes, that you know were generated upon personal preference.

>>17983373
A good butler can adapt to whatever is needed of him at the time.

If that means knowing how to cook or maijakally create pastries thence must learn it

>>17983474
Whelp. We're going to have to pace ourselves.
Last time we used up all of our magic, we were out for 3 days.

"Ruddy, DUPLICATION" Santa commands.
Ruddy is now standing besides 8 more reindeer.

Mike waves Domingo in a wide horizontal arch and balls of light appear over the heads of all of you.

"This is your target." he says while pointing the the orb floating above his head, "Break it in any way you can."

"We the instructors will work as one team, and you the class shall be the other."

"the exercise ends when one team is wiped out."

Santa adds to Mike's instructions, "Pull no punches, Mike and I will be operating at full armor efficiency. none of you would be able to scratch us."

"We will be restricting our own attacks to ensure your safety in this exercise."

*** ROLL 2d100 ***

first number determines if it will be picked [closest to 50]
Second determines combat efficiency

rolled 10, 50 = 60

rolling!

We use the spoon to lob giant snowballs

rolled 59, 49 = 108

>>17983554
Speed is essential in this sort of battle. I reckon that the orbs themselves are relatively fragile, while actually getting to them is tricky. You know what this means, don't you?

BUNNY MODE, ACTIVATE

rolled 10, 26 = 36

Pwn some us some Santa. Extra credit if we get some "accidental" blue on blue with Shiroe

rolled 80, 1 = 81

>>17983554
We need to play support, we probably have piles of people about to blindly attack, lets try to restrict movement with tea cups and scalding tea. Use our flight to get above so we can provide shields to others. From up there we might be able to lob some tridents as well. I'd hold off on bunny mode until we get a sense of how combat goes as their holding back but they doesn't mean they're going to send love taps our way.

rolled 15, 81 = 96

let's try a barrage of fresh scones, just to give our side some space control

rolled 96, 41 = 137

>>17983583
Those reindeer seem like they could match bunnymode step for step.

not to mention our current bunnymode can only last for a minute.
I say we hold off on using it.

OP, by "efficiency" do you mean how fast we run out of juice?

rolled 47, 83 = 130

>>17983554
Use strategic use of teacups and thrown knives to see how Mike and Kringle move and operate. Don't go running into the fight; see how our allies work, and try to coordinate attacks. Especially with Kamen Rider, Erica, and Amazoness.

>>17983628
Okay, we've got our roll here, don't fucking touch anything.

>>17983635
a quest where we stop rolling when we've got a good roll?

my god, it's anti-HLQ

Why not start right away with teacups to imprison the target?

>>17983628
This is a good idea. Using teacups to exclude one or more of the opposition would also be good

rolled 22, 44 = 66

>>17983554
Right. Time to determine what sort of aerial competition you might have.

Summon the flying saucer and let loose a barrage of flying cutlery on the targets. Spoons and Forks. Nothing that will hurt too badly if they move into the path of danger

>>17983763
>Aerial competition

Well Erica is the top fighter ace of all time if that counts for anything

"START!"

In a blink you find yourself teleported from where you originally stood.
Knife in hand, you ready yourself.

You look around and spot some far-off classmates take to the sky, among them you see Yrica wearing what seems to be parts of an airplane stuck to her legs.

"Hey, Bluehair. can you hear me?" you hear someone contact you mentally.

"Uh... Who is this?" you ask,
"This is Keima. I asked my device to link me up with the devices in the immediate vicinity"

"I can see you on radar now, you should just see me to your left."

You turn to your left, and you spot 2 people standing by a strand of trees.

Running towards them, you see Keima and a full bodied version of Elsie.

"You have a plan?" you ask
"Of course I do." his glasses reflecting in the light.

"Elsie, guide those other guys here please."
"WOKEY!"

You see KamenRider riding towards you on a pretty cool bike. Amazoness riding side saddle behind him.

"Hmnn we're gonna need some dedicated air support" Keima adds.

"okay, I pulled some records for Mike and Kris off the Bureau's open database. Mike is a classified as a having great experience in CQC, Kris is noted as being, and I qute, "FUCKING FAST"."

"and that means..?" you ask
"IT MEANS MIKE CAN CRUSH YOU IF YOU COME WITHIN REACH AND THAT BEARDED GUY CAN RUN CIRCLES AROUND BUNNY MODE." Kraus tells you.

"Indeed. We're gonna need to work together to even try and take one of them down."

"For now lets get a move on, Elsie's spacial radar tells me this field is around 10 square kilometers. They cant take us out too easily if we keep moving"

rolled 42, 61 = 103

>>17983763
Nix that. I misunderstood and thought we were fighting the other students.

Now is not the time to play it safe against your handler. Go balls out and unleash a full hail of various cutlery, forcing them to defend so you can charge in with the largest knife Kraus can muster for one mighty swing.

Keep an ear out for any of your fellow students who might call for help. A Butler never turns down a request.

>>17983819
>dedicated air support
Get Keima to contact Erica for some air support. She said she's an ace; now's her chance to prove it.

"Once we get some air support we'll try and lure one of them out here," He says while pointing to the map projected by Elsie.

It shows a small lack with some rock spires around and in it.

"These columns should be enough to give us cover and the lake should restrict some ground movement."

"Karate man, you and Spear chick take point."
"TOH!" KamenRider replies
"Ummu." Amazonnes nods in affirmation.

"You, Bluehair. You'll be providing cover for the pointmen. Do you have any ranged abilities?" he asks you.

"I have spears, knives, and a laser. yeah."
"okay that will do, i just need you to distract the opponents while the others go in for the kill."

Your group once again moves towards the place on the map Keima had indicated earlier.

Suddenly from behind a large rock outcropping, a a kid with a staff and wearing a green suit runs from behind it followed closely by one of the reindeer.

You watch as the kid tries to cast a spell, but has his light orb almost instantly taken out by antlers.
The kid dissappears a second after his orb is burst. Teleported out of the battlefield.

The Reindeer then turns to your group

***ROLL FOR DEER COMBAT***
** BEST OF FIRST FIVE 1d100 **

rolled 66 = 66

>>17983927

WE ARE THE BEST FISHERMEN!

rolled 79 = 79

>>17983927
LET'S DO THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

LEEROY AND SO ON

rolled 28 = 28

>>17983927
FUCKING REINDEER

rolled 39 = 39

>>17983927

Rollin!

rolled 98 = 98

>>17983927
Keep an eye on your team mates! Prepare giant teacups to drop on them at a moment's notice to shield them from income attacks!

rolled 28 = 28

>>17983927
Roll

>>17983957
>That roll
>That noko

>>17983973
I always noko. I promise it's a legit d100 roll.

>>17983957

The reindeer antlers hurtle towards your group.
It seems to be charging what it assumes, correctly enough, to be the weakest.

You drop a gigantic teacup over Keima and Elsie just in time to shield them.

"Stay there!" you say telepathically
YOu throw an oversized fork towards the deer as it pulls away to recover from that inital attack.

It dodges deftly and comes right at you.
KamenRider and Amazoness charge at the Deer on his bike. Stick taking the form of a large jousting lance.
.

The deer turns from you and charges the two.
It's antlers blocks the lance from touching the orb above it's head.

Noko rolling is only really good when you want a low roll anyway.

Like in HL whe they want some huehuehue

>>17984027
Knife throw at the orb while it is distracted.

>>17984027
This is perfect! If the Reindeer hits the Cyclone, he's set up for a Rider Reversal or Rider Tailspin Shoot. If he gets away he can counter with a Rider Return Kick, he can even preempt with a Rider Screw Kick.

Also we need to remember to make good use of his Ultrasensitive Antenna, Cat's Eye and Signal O.

>>17984027
The combatants charge at each other repeatedly, a few times the antlers come close to grazing the orbs on the the heads of the motorcycles occupants.

You throw a few knives and forks to try and hit the deer's orb but it's moving too erratically to hit.

"HEY KAMERAD. NEED HELP?" you hear right above your head.
'Ah there she is', you think to yourself 'my angel!'


Erica flies low and fires a quick burst from the machinegun shes holding.
The deer also evades enough to avoid the shots and the fist that KamenRider is throwing at it.

"Gentlemen, we now have air support." you hear Keima in your head. "Let's do this"

>>17984103
We've also got Hongo's IQ of 600 to fall back on.

>>17984107
Keep the deer dodging. Tea laser now that things opened up a little. Ask Keima for orders.

"Karateguy, Spear-chick. drop the bike and go close quarters. 2 targets will be harder to hit."
"Fly-girl, buzz the deer to distract it."
"Bluehair. Charge that laser."

KamenRider and Amazoness jump off the bike, it disappears before it can ram into a tree.

Erica flies around the deer taking potshots while Amazoness and KamenRider attack with kicks and lunges with the spear.

You charge your tea laser.


"NOW!!!!" Keima commands all of you.
Amazoness jumps out of the way, but KamenRider doesn't. He puts an arm around the deer's neck.

He shields his own orb with one arm as your huge laser obliterates a huge gash of land around them.

The deer's own orb is burst and it fades to nothing.
All that's left standing there is KamenRider with smoke coming off his armor. His orb is surprsingly still intact.

>>17984219
>>17984219
God bless you KamenRider.

>>17984219
Gut gearbeit! Now, where to, Keima?

>>17984219
FRIENDSHIP!

Your group shares a small victory over the defeat of a reindeer.

Keima informs you that you should now head to the lake.

On the way, You take out a saucer and fly alongside Erica.

"You saved our butts back there" you tell her, "Thanks"
"No biggie," She then turns to you with a grin "I am 'your angel' after all."
"Shit, you heard that?!"
"You really should work on your mental broadcasting." she says with a laugh.
"Maybe next time it'll be your turn to take my butt out of the fire."
"For that butt, I'll do anything." you reply while openly ogling her nice round behind.

As you near the lake Keima broadcasts up to you
"YOU TWO, GET DOWN HERE NOW. Elsie detects someone at the lake. And i don't think it's another one of the trainees."

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
wat do?

rolled 42 = 42

>>17984418
In the immortal words of James Brown, GET DOWN!

rolled 21 = 21

>>17984418
Fly down, but keep flying.

>>17984418
I sincerely hope that the instructors can't spoof mental communications. Get down as fast as is safe, we don't want to crash or jump right into an attack, we want to be pretty sure the LZ is clearish before we land, but lower our altitude ASAP.

>>17984418
If we have multiple adversaries, teacup one of them. Try to open with a tea laser if we have the room.

>>17984418
BOUNCE THE BOGEY

>>17984418
We are working with a Strike Witch on /tg/ here. Bouncing the target is the only option.

The two of you go back down to the group on the ground. Erica hovers a few feet off the ground as you continue your advance to the lake.
"So what do we do?" You ask your strategist.
"We observe and assess whoever's there."
"We'll try that thing we did with the reindeer again, but this time, KarateGuy will deliver the Coup de grâce."

You now pass through a grove of trees around the lake, the whole group puts their guard up as enemies could be anywhere among the trees.

"You kids can relax." You hear a voice boom through the trees. "We're the only ones left."

"Now get out here so we can have room to move around for a fight."

>>17984541
The question is is it harder to face Close Quarters Mike in the trees or Turboboost Santa in the open?

The answer is we are fucked either way.

rolled 86 = 86

>>17984541
Go high with Erica
Bounce the targets
Tea Laser the silly monkey while everyone else distracts him.
Someone IS going down to Santa though, no way to prevent that.

>>17984480
>>17984473


KamenRider readies, his fists. Amazoness has Stick in front of her. Keima walks out of the tree cover relax as ever, as beside him Elsie is visibly shaking.

Erica flies up about the trees and checks the immediate surrounding.
You ready a couple of knives for combat.

"Congratulations." Santa says from his seat on one of the spires jutting out of the lake. "You've made it this far."
"My reindeer took an average of 10 people at once to take down. Your group of 5 managed to do the same. Impressive."
"Where's Mike" Keima asks.
"He's out." He says with a grin "He's never gonna live that one down."

"If you defeat me, then the exercise is over."

Santa jumps off the rock, as his feet touches the water, it freezes instantly.

"NOW COME AT ME."

>>17984619
Wait, the amazon only has a stick?
I thought she had a spear.

>>17984619
Teacup him.

rolled 59 = 59

>>17984619
Ok. Scrap bouncing, we need to tank. Ready on the teacups, and stick to light, fast weapons.
>>17984631
The spear's name is Stick.

rolled 17 = 17

>>17984631
Its name is Stick. It transforms, like our teaset.

>>17984631
No, Stick is the name of her Device. She's simple.

>>17984619
So we've got speedy santa here, we might need to use bunny mode for this fucker just so we can see him move. Given his speed we might need to force him down a route that lets us attack him. Given that ice is his element we might be able to get an advantage if we melt it.

Give him an obvious target, but not so obvious as to seem fake, to go for with a trap under it, like a teacup under it that catches them.

>>And yes, having the 2 quest meet at some time would be too meta

DARE TO ACHIEVE!

>>17984619
Use teacups and plates to constrain his movement. We need to slow him down, let our team shine.

>>17984666

We can't use teacups in bunnymode. We only get knives.

>>17984674
it'd be a triple dose of meta that'd end in limitless recursion, this ends everything.

Well we will have to work together and lead him into the trap, given the only person with a speed boost is us that might mean using our allies as sacrifices to get him where we can hit him

>>17984619
Hand out teacups to everybody, and activate them whenever Santa moves to attack, we'll only use energy when he attacks, where he'll be using energy constantly keeping up his super speed, we can wear him down.

>>17984619
Get back in the woods where his advantage is lessened.

>>17984749
Except he is motherfucking Santa he won't wear out before he takes us down

>>17984631
Stick is her Device's name.
Stick the spear

-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

KamenRider and Amazoness take point.
Erica gains some altitude.
You hold back mid-way, readying some fork tridents and knife swords and sticking them at arms reach in the snow.

"NOW!" Keima says from inside the giant teacup you've once again upturned over him and Elsie.


The 2 in front rush in. KAmenRider leading in with a flying sidekick that Santa easily dodges.

Amazoness Lunges in with Stick, but santa catches it and flicks the orb on her head.
She diseappers the next moment.

"One down. Four to go."
You hurl some forks and knives to get his attention.
Above him Erica is diving like a bat out of hell.

>>17984772
We need to get his attention. Yell, "SANTA! I WANT A TOP HAT FOR CHRISTMAS! I HAVE BEEN A VERY VERY GOOD BOY, I SWEAR" while continuing to chuck knives and forks at him.

>>17984846
Seconding this. We said we were 13, we might get away with it.

>>17984846
This. This is a good idea.

"PULL BACK! PULL BACK!" Keima yells over the mental link. "We're gonna have to change tactics."

Erica pulls out of the dive, while giving Santa a raspberry.

KAmenRider jumps back and sprints for your location.
You throw Kraus into the air and dual weild knife swords.


As KamenRider is about 10 meters away, you see Santa race towards him from behind.

Holyshit, can that big guy move!

He over-takes KamenRider .
KamenRider tries to throw a desperate karate chop but Santa ducks under it with ease.
Santa flicks his orb.
"NOPE." Santa says.
Your Rider-bro is out.


Erica is buzzing around santa, peppering him with lead from her machine-gun.
Those that hit his body have no effect at all. and he swerves under shots that come close to his orb.

He heaves the large sack he was holding and throws it at her.

She tries to avoid it but it still clips one of the machines strapped to her legs.

She's falling.

***Best of first 5 1d100***
CATCH ERICA!

rolled 67 = 67

>>17984889
Goddam Santa, hitting the girl we want to sex up.

>>17984873
Well, unfortunately, not getting away wiht it is what I am counting on. If he gets pissed at us, he might forget about the others for a moment. Only need a moment to pop an orb.

rolled 57 = 57

oh shit

rolled 60 = 60

WE CAN DO IT!

rolled 77 = 77

>>17984889
Come on, we need a round two with Erica.

rolled 1 = 1

>>17984889
ANGEL!

rolled 55 = 55

Jesus. Why is Santa so epic?

rolled 19 = 19

>>17984897
On the contrary, he gave us the opportunity to catch her with our own two arms. Best Christmas gift ever.

>>17984925
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

>>17984925
HUEHUEHUE

>>17984936
>>17984941
Best, not average, thankfully.

>>17984936
>>17984941
Good thing this isnt Heretical Love.

>>17984925
>>17984916
Do i go with the dubs or that 1?
hmnnnnnnnnnnnn

-=-=-=-=-=-=-

'Shit. gotta catch her.'
"Catch meeeeeeee!" she yells on her way down.

"Kraus. BUNNYMODE."
"Jawohl."

You quickly transform into bunnymode and run to where you estimate she would land. You jump up and do your best to catch her.

>>17984960
Is that the one where a guardsman dressed up as a commissar and rammed Abaddon with a Valkyrie in the first thread?

>>17984889
>>17984916
Oh, and chuck knives and forks at that fucking orb of his. Here's hoping for a little luck.

rolled 61 = 61

>>17984996
Yup.

>>17984996
Yep. Whenever they rolled a 1.
Theyd get weird fishvore and shit.

>>17984992
Come on man! Throw us a bone. (Heh.)

Catch her then straight into a throw at him then pop bunny mode and follow up with a knife spam

>>17985010
It varied to start with but eventually he settled on our "Cthulhu fish waifu" as she got called

>>17984992
Oh god she has not seen bunnymode before

You manage to catch her.
But not in your arms as you'd expect. You eat a face-full of panties.

As the two of you hit the ground, you hear santa yell: "HUEHUEHUE MOTHERFUCKERS."

Rolling Erica off your face as fast as you can, you run out to meet him.

The wind running through your skirt, you hear Erica say one thing as you speed off.

"Heh. Bunny."

**** ROLL 1D100 ****
FIRST 5 ROLLS WILL BE AVERAGED.

1-25 HUMILIATING DEFEAT
25-50 HONORABLE DEFEAT
50-75 CLOSE CALL, BUT STILL DEFEAT
77-85 DOUBLE KO
85-100 BEAT SANTA

rolled 50 = 50

>>17985096
This is going to be hard.

rolled 9 = 9

>>17985096
ROLLING!

Also, goddamn. now she knows bunnymode exists.
Inb4 she dominates us while were wearing a that female uniform

rolled 95 = 95

must atleast have a honorable defeat.

rolled 3 = 3

>>17985096
Yell at Erica to open fire. Perhaps an MG44 braced on something might actually hit that damn orb.

rolled 57 = 57

must atleast have a honorable defeat.

rolled 66 = 66

BEAT THAT SANTA. I WANT A PAYRAISE.

rolled 13 = 13

ROLL!

So, OP.
Is it official that MC is basically HAYATE from HnG?

rolled 67 = 67

>>17985096
"You sir are no gentlemen, striking down a woman thus!"

>>17985136

wait, what? double post? Really now chant? Disregard this roll please.

>>17985135
NOKO LOW ROLL I SEE YOU

If we ignore the noko 3 which we can't trust we get 55.4, if we ignore the noko and the double post we get 46.6. If we accept both of them

>honorable defeat
Welp.

>>17985250
Call it an even 50 and almost almost win?

>44.6

You meet santa head on, bunnymode boosting your speed to it's limit.

He birngs out an arm to strike your orb. You duck.
You try and spear his orb with a couple of throwing knives. He swats those out of the air.
Behind you, you hear as Erica opens fire.

You duck to the side and watch as santa takes full brunt of the bullets.

Shit does NOTHING to him.

You rush back in.
"BUNNYMODE, FORCE DEACTIVATION."
"Okay."

You stand infront of santa, holding your teapot at ready.

"Merry Christmas, Beardface."
And you unleash the full strength of your TEALASER at point-blank range.

>>17985290
>Once he beats us, we run cleanup and the whole team is back to fight him again just as planned

Oh if only.

Average screws us terribly

>>17985290
>"Merry Christmas Beardface."

>>17985298
We cant activate the reality sphere in another reality sphere.

[the gym is a whole reality sphere]

>>17985311
When using the average of 5 die rolls, don't expect to get in the upper or lower range of results.

You hold your breath as you unleash the most powerful tealaser youve used to date.

Incredibly, Santa is resisting it. You see him strain a little as the beam pushes him back a few feet.

You pump more more majaik into the beam IT FLARES UP.

"HOHOHO" he laughs.
He begins walking against your beam, shielding his orb with one hand.

You push yourself to the limit to try and boost your laser as hard as you can.

He reaches out with his free hand as you begin to lose consciousness.

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

rolled 18 = 18

>>17985369
>/tg/ die
yeah, about those low results...

more often than you'd think

>>17985387
Okay with normal dice. Then for /tg/ dice, never expect to get the highest result when using the average of 5 dice and pray for the next highest.

You wake up under the shade of one of the trees that line the gym.

Through half closed eyes you see people standing around you.
Your head is resting on something soft and warm.
"Did we win?" You ask.

****Best of first 5 1d100****
*who answers us?*
*what'd they say?*

rolled 7 = 7

>>17985409
Head in Erica's lap
Double knock out.

rolled 82 = 82

Erica says we got it handed to us.

>>17985424
Ywe cant have that double KO.
early rolls already determined HONORABLE DEFEAT

>>17985409
Our team, of whom we are on Erika's lap tell us that we lost but that we got commended for our bravery, creativity and gumption. Also we singed Santa's beard.

rolled 54 = 54

>>17985439
Forgot mah roll.

rolled 77 = 77

>>17985409
Erica
"Almost, sort of"

rolled 83 = 83

We're on Mike's lap
"You almost got him. Good work"
"also, you drained yourself again you moron."

rolled 14 = 14

>>17985409
Head in keima's lap
"I-it's not like i wanted you here or anything! baka!"

>>17985449
SUPPORTING THIS

rolled 86 = 86

>>17985451
seconding this.

We seriously need to look into our stamina / majaik reserves

Did someone erase a roll?

>>17985471
Seconding this. After we get another flag with erica (or keima...or both)

rolled 31 = 31

>>17985449
why

rolled 1 = 1

>>17985449
NO. NONONONONO. NO. Go troll elsewhere.

>>17985489
Because he is picking throug our hair for lice to eat

>>17985449
You find yourself looking up at mike.
You realize your head was on his lap the whole time.
You get up as fast as you can.
"You almost got him. Good work. He still took you all out though." Mike says, standing up
"Also, you drained yourself again you moron."

Looking around, the crowd you find your team and they nod back at you.
Erica comes forwards and adds some details.
"after he took you out, your teacup defense also quit. leaving Keima in the open."

"I'm not exactly suited for ground fighting so he got me a second after you."

"Let me through." you hear santa say over the crowd.

They part and he walks through.
"You put up a good fight kid." He says while touching a part of his beard taht obviously looks singed.
"Very few trainees manage to put visible damage on me." He reaches in his sack and pulls out a tophat.

He puts the hat on your head.
"and for that I commend you."


He turns around and walks off. Whistling something that sounds like Jingle Bells to your ears.

>>17985548
>ARTIFACT OBTAINED.
>SANTA'S GIFT

>>17985548
We now tip our hat to the ladies present of course.

>>17985548

rolled 75 = 75

>>17985548
We need to make this a majaikal pimp hat if it isn't one already

Does it turn into something else when we use Bunnymode? An extralarge ribbon?

You tip your hat to the quickly receding figure of Santa.
You do the same for Erica and all the ladies present.

"That looks cute on you." she says as she leans in.
"Not as cute as those bunny ears and skirt though." she adds in a whisper.

She runs away laughing like a maniac as people crowd around you to give you a pat on the back.

"Susan." mike speaks up once more. "your team was the last students taken out of the fight."
"You also managed to take out a Reindeer in a beautiful display of teamwork."

"You, and the rest of your team get 10Guptas as a bonus at the end of the week. In addition, Scoring a kill on an instructor Gives you an additional 10Guptas."


He finishes up as you hear the bells for lunch ring.

He begins to walk off.
"Hey, Mike." you call out to him "How did you get taken out?"

He doesnt answer you and continues walking

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
LUNCHTIME!

[ ] lunch with friends
[ ] talk to mike
[ ] go to room
[ ] check out hat.
[ ] other: ____________

A hat unfit for a butler. Give it to Erica

rolled 20 = 20

Other: MANLY PICNIC

>>17985643

hat first

>>17985629

It does now. That idea is too good not to use.

>>17985643
Inb4 mike was taken out by his own stray shot or something

rolled 47 = 47

>>17985652

rolled 9 = 9

>CHECK OUT HAT
>then get our team together for lunch

rolled 18 = 18

>>17985659

rolled 73 = 73

>>17985643
Check out hat
Lunch with friends

And did we hit mike with the collateral damage from our attacks? Because we got the bonus for an instructor kill

>>17985643
check out hat. after that lunch with friends.

rolled 7 = 7

Also let,'s plot with Erica, maybe after >>17985652

rolled 79 = 79

>>17985684
I think the Reindeer counts as an instructor in this.
They were on the Instructors' team after all

I bet it was Sakura that took out mike.

rolled 62 = 62

Lunch with Friendsssss, ask which one scores the killing hit on Mike.

>>17985548
Huh. Guess that'll do.

>>17985652
Are you suggesting we turn down Santa's gift? What sort of madman are you?

You decide to have lunch with your friends.

"Kraus." You ask your Device as you take your badge out of your pocket.
"Can you link up with Elsie again?"

"SURE. MARVELOUS DEFEAT BY THE WAY. IVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE LOSE WITH SUCH STYLE."

"Err. Thanks I guess." You answer. "Can you call Elsie up and have her contact the others on our team to meet us for lunch on the lawn near the Cafeteria?"

"OKAY." he says and goes to work.
You arrive at the spot you picked.
You activate Kraus and the two of you set up for picnic.

While you wait for the others you decide to check out your new hat.

Taking it off your head you admire the fine craftsmanship on it. This particular hat would have cost quite a bit on your world.

As you turn the hat over you realize taht it's heavier tahn it was on your head.

You try this out by putting it on and taking it off again.
Yep definitely heavier.

You turn it upside down and reach inside.
you pull out a ___________

****BEST OF first 5 1d100****

rolled 29 = 29

>>17985772

here we go again

rolled 88 = 88

>>17985772
A white rabbit. What else.

Also the rabbit has a fancy pocket watch in it's paws.

rolled 13 = 13

>>17985772
You pull a hat out of the hat?

Its a hat of recursive hattage?

rolled 90 = 90

>>17985772
UZI

rolled 82 = 82

>>17985772
Segata Sanshiro! SEGA SATURN, SHIRO!

rolled 76 = 76

>>17985783
>Also the rabbit has a fancy pocket watch in it's paws.

Did we just unlock that stop time ability we were talking about in the last thread?

rolled 12 = 12

>>17985783

He will serve as a miniature apprentice butler to us, and his name shall be...Tim. Or Jim or something.

rolled 87 = 87

>>17985772
Lump of coal

rolled 50 = 50

biscuit shurikens

rolled 56 = 56

>>17985772
Bottle of blue liquid labelled "genderbender potion - maximum strength", no expiration date.

rolled 55 = 55

>>17985799
Fuck you, white rabbit.

rolled 17 = 17

a cane that shoots laserbeams.

>>17985799
Man, die in a goddamn fire.

rolled 60 = 60

>>17985783
SUPPORTING WHITE RABBIT.

If anything else, its a fancy magic trick we can use from time to time

rolled 43 = 43

>>17985803
Jiminy von Rabbitus Whitus, at your service miss Susan.

rolled 93 = 93

>>17985828

Yes. YES. All of my yes!

rolled 50 = 50

>>17985783

>>17985810
IF THIS IS ALSO DUBS WE GO WITH RABBIT

rolled 8 = 8

>>17985828
Yes we're clearly female because our name and a goram kid.

rolled 73 = 73

>>17985799
Fucking hell.

OP, GIVE US A TINY RABBIT BUTLER.
HE CAN HELP OUT BY RUNNING AROUND ON THE TABLE WAITING ON GUESTS.

rolled 41 = 41

I'd like for it to be the white rabbit with a pocket watch.

Also, how does the tea laser work? Is it just a laser from the teapot or is it emitting tea like a laser emits light?
I mean, can we have different lasers if we fire different liquids? Like, say... gender-flipping potion?

Let's compromise. We pull out a white rabbit who is holding a gold pocket watch and an UZI

rolled 63 = 63

This is becoming Alice in Wonderland. And for once we're not alice

rolled 78 = 78

>>17985871
Take your shitty uzi and eat it in a fire. Then die.

rolled 30 = 30

>>17985871
This. This is good.

rolled 30 = 30

going for rabbit too.
JAKOB WHITZHASE.
WE CALL HIM J

>>17985870
A very relevant question.

NO COMPROMISE! An Uzi is impressive

>>17985917
An uzi is a useless piece of shit when we have a goddamn tea laser.

rolled 13 = 13

>>17985909

>>17985870 again. Thinking the idea through some more, if the tea laser was a super-high-pressure tea delivery system, and the potion works in very small doses, we could tag Shirou with it whenever we like and he'd only feel a gnat bite.

Failing that, we could refill someone's cup from several kilometres away, do some cup-filling bank shots off well-placed crockery and other such flashy shenanigans.

>expect suesdati

I think everyone's expecting that, CAPTCHA...

You pull out a white rabbit.
"Heh. Cute trick." you say to no one in particular.
"Please put me down." the rabbit says.

After meeting Santa, his reindeer, and a talking gorilla, a talking rabbit you pulled out of a hat doesn't faze you too much.

You put him down on the lawn.
"Hello, I am Jakob Whitzhase. I pressume you're the Majordomo?"
"Yeah, I guess I am." You reply. "Name's Susan."
"I am at your service herr Susan." Jakob replies with a bow. "I shall be assisting you in anyway I can."

"That'd be awesome J."
"Oh, please forgive my rudeness." Jakob suddenly says "I don't seem to be in uniform."

Wi"ll you please let me back into the hat for a bit?"


You put the hat down on the lawn and Jakob climbs into it. He jumps back out now dressed in a cool duplicate of your own butler suit, sans the pants.
Strapped to his back is a fine silver pocketwatch.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
>>17985799
Sorry man. As much as I try and keep with the rolls.
The tiny rabbit butler idea just charms me too much.

>>17985970
Fuck yes.

>>17985870
Tea laser is not actually liquid.
It's more like a directional blast of steam.

We could possibly infuse it with properties of any liquid we want. But your Alchem skillz are quite lacking to even begin trying that

>>17985871
>>17985917
I'll write in jakob having an uzi in battle i guess.
>german named rabbit
>israeli firearm
This will not end well

>>17985986
All the more reason to work on our alchemy.

When our friends arrive, we must introduce Jakob by pulling him from the hat.

Thus, we get access to the white rabbit's clock, and it's time-warping shenanigans...

Hayate-Sakuya-Alice hybrid powers... Heh. Hehehehe...

>>17985986

lunch and then time to train.

>>17986008
IMAGINE THE POTENTIAL! WITH KRAUS AND J AT OUR SIDE! THE TEASET IN ONE HAND, THE CLOCK AT THE OTHER!

UNLIMITED TEA WORKS! THE BEST SPREAD FOR AN AFTERNOON TEA! ALL THE DELECTABLES TIDBITS! THE FRAGRANT AROMA OF ALL MANNERS OF TEA!

THEN WITH BUNNYMODE WE CAN GO THE EXTRA METER PER SECOND SQUARED! AND SERVE THE BITCHES! ALL THE BITCHES!


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You introduce Jakob to Kraus. The two hit it off surprisingly well given Kraus' aversion to bunny ears.

As the three of you finish the pleasantries, your team walks up to the lawn. They have Sakura and Nanoha in tow.

"Welcome everyone." You greet them, "I'm glad you could all join me for lunch"

"Amazoness like Susan, like yummy food." Your exotic friend says
"And I like you too." This gets a beautiful smile from her, and a small glare from Erica.

"WE CAME TOO!" Sakura and Nanoha cheerfully state. "We saw you setting up for a picnic and coudnt resist." Nanoha finishes.

"Well, then everyone. Let us eat."
You sit your guests down and begin serving them lunch.

"You may all notice that a new friend would be joining us today." you say as you gesture towards Jakob. "This is Jakob, he came with the hat. He'll be working with me from now on."

Now who do we chat up?
[ ] Sakura
[ ] Nanoha
[ ] Keima
[ ] Erica
[ ] KamenRider
[ ] Amazoness

rolled 18 = 18

I have the suspicion that Sakura was the one that uh, 'befriended' Mike.

Speak to Sakura, and by extension Nanoha>

rolled 32 = 32

>>17986054
Sakura & Nanoha to see how Sakura did, then Erica.

KamenRider if we can work him in

rolled 100 = 100

>>17986054


KamenRider
Nanoha,Sakura
Keima
Amazoness
Erica

In that order

rolled 28 = 28

>>17986077
I realize, we've never learned KamenRider's name.
Everyone just calls him KarateGuy

We must fix this.

Wait, does KamenRider wear his full suit even in class? or does he go around looking like a regular student until he needs to put on his armor?

rolled 80 = 80

>>17986095
Always helmet and boots all the time. Except when he showed his face to us. I think helmet's on all the time, boots at least are.

>>17986095

At night we saw him in green striped pajamas, but he still had the helmet and boots.

>>17986079
I guess we go in that order.

Right, like it would be any other than Takeshi Hongo... Though we still need to ask so as not to be a meta-menace...

rolled 63 = 63

Sakura&Nanoha, Kamen, Amazon, Keima, Erica&Sloppy makeouts

I can't remember if KR-One uses belt as the transformative item or not...

rolled 86 = 86

>>17986141
He did.
Some of the characters OP is using arent exactly the original ones in thier own media.
I think he's basing it off them
[hayate is too much of a pimp, Santa is too badass, Sakura is a little bit too bubbly.]

>>17986141
Yeah, he uses his belt. Originally he had to push air through it, but when he returns to the show he gains his henshin pose.

Fun Fact: Those poses are to charge energy for his special attacks.

>>17986165

Shirou is TOO dim witted, etc. Also, get shirou in here. We need to test that genderbend potion on him.

>>17986054
It looks like Erica may not agree with our plan of revenge with Shirou, if we're getting a glare from saying we "like" Amazoness.

Much as I hate to say it, we may need to reconsider the plan. Or at least include Erica.

>>17986095
As everyone has settled in for the meal you begin to talk with your guests.

You turn to KamenRider. A man you've only seen twice with his helmet off.
Hell, he goes to class in full gear with his blazer thrown over his shoulders.
You note that you've never actually learned KamenRider's name. And as his friend you must undo that.

With his helmet removed to partake of the meal, you begin talking to him.

"My friend, I ashamed to admit this, but ive never really learned your name. You are a man of such few words, I've yet to hear it."

He looks up from the sandwich that he was eating and gives you a deep bow.
"Forgive me as well Susan-san. I have failed to properly introduce myself." he raises his head.
"My name is Karate, Gai from the Toku dimension"

Welp. So KarateGuy was his name. What're the odds.

"Gai-san, I admire how you withstood the blast from my TeaLaser in the battle earlier."

"No, It was my honor to be hit with such an impressive attack. I have no Casting ability so i have put all my majaiks into defense and to bolster my martial capabilities"

"I see, I hope you could help me improve my own physical capabilities."

"I would be glad to." He replies.

You let him return to his sandwich and turn to Nanoha and Sakura.

>>17986165
>>17986178
. . . You know, Mike DID mention that these roving pressgang is going to subject these MAJAICKAL boys and girls through some mental wringer...
I- I think there was some mental manipulation at the that point too... Maybe.... The memory's hazy...

rolled 96 = 96

>>17986183
>Erica+Fem!Shirou threesome
We are going to be used like an animated sex toy and by god we will enjoy it.

>>17986200
Damn right.

>>17986200

Eh. I think Shirou would be a pretty ugly girl.

rolled 23, 2 = 25

OP, can we go back to using 2d100 for choices, so we don't get people noko+dice'ing low rolls to ruin averages?

>>17986227
I try mixing it up.
2d100 works for some situations [like skill checks]
.
But big decisions are fun with averages.

Fem-Shirou

You turn to Sakura and Nanoha.
They are currently manhandling Jakob to the white rabbits disabvantage.
"SOOO CUUUUUTE! >__<" they say.
"Nanoha, how was your morning?"
"Oh it was boooring. My handler Erio kept talking about boring Belkan magic stuff. I already learned that stuff from Hayate though, so i didn't pay attention that much."
"You should do your best with your lessons I'm sure everything your handler teaches you would be valuable when you head out to the field."

"Still boring though, I wish i had combat excessive today like you guys did. I like blowing stuff up." she says with an intense look in her eyes.
'This one's dangerous.' you think to yourself.
"HEY HEY HAYATE! I GOT AN AWARD!" Sakura interrupts
"Oh you did? From Santa?"
"Nope. Mike did."
"Huh. Why is that?"
"I TOOK HIM OUT OF THE GAME." She replies with a wide grin


>>17986222
not if we get PROTOTYPE shirou.

rolled 18 = 18

>>17986236
First 5 rolls to get over 50 on the first dice?
>>17986272
Hahaha, "Awesome."

>>17986272
>HAYATE

Goddammit why do i always slip when i type sakura's dialogue?

rolled 21 = 21

>>17986281
she KNOWS

>>17986281
She's usually with Nanoha, and the connection to Yagami Hayate?

>>17986281
Her PURE HEART & MIND is a mind-plunderer without peer?

>>17986281
Keep doing it. Never bring it up IC.

>>17986272
Everyone stops what theyre doing and looks up at Sakura.
'This tyke took out Mike?' you think, 'Mike, the huge gorilla with the magical flintlock pimpcane?'

Asking the question you know everyone wants answered you ask, "err.. Did you do it by accident? A lucky shot?"

"NOPE. Seehe cameatmeandwasalllikeRAWR,andiusedsomeCARDS,anditdidntdomuch,soiusedMORECARDS,antitw
entBOOM,soiusedEVENMORECARDS,andibotaBIGGERBOOM,andthenhewentPOOF."
She answers in her giddy tornado speech pattern.

Not getting much of it, you ask her "So you used your majaik to make a big boom?"

"YESSU!" she replies.
"That's my girl." Nanoha says from beside her.

-=-==--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

>>17986277
I'll keep that in mind.

>>17986330
Haha, textbook befriending.

what's the post limit?
Are we sinking?

new thread?

>>17986339
300
Like an anvil
If you want, /tg/ is slow enough that we're liable to get up over 500 posts before falling off the board.
Strike Witches Quest can do 700 easy, but they have waifufags and that's just cheating.

NEW THREAD.
>>17986384

A sinking ship isnt exactly the place to get our revenge on shirou

>>17985643
holy shit was asleep but... that tea laser on the deer, we accidentally also all of mike.