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    439 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST 3: SHIROU MUST DIE Landing Gear 02/16/12(Thu)21:35 No.17981906  
    >Previous threads:

    -=-=-=-=LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-

    You wake up feeling only slightly refreshed.
    Today is the second day of your training.
    Today it all actually begins.

    =-=-=-=-=-AND NOW=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    You grab a towel from the closet and head out to the showers.
    As you pass by your desk you see that that potion bottle is still there.

    'I should hang on to that', you think, 'it just may come in handy'.

    As you stand under the shower, readying yourself for a day of lessons and training your thoughts wander.
    'Damn, I was so close last night.'
    'Fucking Shirou. I really should have locked the door beforehand.'
    Revenge fills your brain, plans are beginning to form.
    'Hey Kraus,' you call out to your partner mentally, 'How much of that fudge can you make?'

    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)21:44 No.17982014

    Alright, so we just need to find somewhere to dispose of the body.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/16/12(Thu)21:44 No.17982020
    Oh, man, plans have so been made.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)21:46 No.17982043
    Yes... yes... yess! Use your hate, it can only make you stronger!
    >> Landing Gear 02/16/12(Thu)21:46 No.17982046
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    As you walk down the hall, you come across KamenRider also on his way to the shower.

    He's wearing light green pajamas with motorcycles printed all-over it. He's also, weirdly enough, still wearing his boots.

    He holds his fist out towards you as he goes thumping through the hall.
    You bump fists and as you walk past you can barely hear him whisper, "You should'ave locked that door, Susan-san."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)21:48 No.17982070
    rolled 88 = 88

    Have you reviewed the previous thread to learn what all we planned while you were asleep? We know EXACTLY how we're going to be dealing with Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)21:51 No.17982106
    Nod sagely in passing.
    We will not make that mistake again.
    Now, let's check to see how much time we have before classes start.

    We should enact our plan in the afternoon after classes.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)21:51 No.17982107

    Why is it that every time i do stuff like this someone always becomes an arch-enemy?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/16/12(Thu)21:51 No.17982110
    We'll give him what he needs, even if he doesn't know it yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)21:54 No.17982139
    We still need to figure out how to get more potions.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)21:55 No.17982154
    rolled 3 = 3

    We have ours at the very least. That will last about 2/3 of an entire day.
    >> Landing Gear 02/16/12(Thu)21:55 No.17982156
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    You go back into your room.
    After putting on your uniform you grab Kraus off the windowsil.

    "Hey man, do you think playing with that potion would be a good idea?"
    "Well, what do you think about duplicating it? maybe enough to replace a full bath's worth?"


    You activate Kraus and set him down on the desk. Taking the potion bottle, you remove the cork and pour a bit into one of his cups.

    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)21:56 No.17982160
    Lets ask Kraus
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)21:57 No.17982174
    rolled 98 = 98

    Damn you man, can you make it more potent?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)21:57 No.17982175
    Brilliant. Now we need to synthesize an antidote.

    Or a concentrate.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)21:58 No.17982179
    rolled 70 = 70

    ...yes. Oh god yes. Bwahahahaha...
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)21:59 No.17982185
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    'ERE WE GO!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/16/12(Thu)21:59 No.17982192
    Well, that was easy.
    Do lesser doses of the potion last shorter durations than larger doses?
    >> Landing Gear 02/16/12(Thu)22:01 No.17982212
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    "So what can you tell me about it?"

    *** ROLL 1d100 ***
    First 3 rolls for POTION LORE
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:02 No.17982223
    rolled 80 = 80

    Come on Kraus, don't let us down!
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:02 No.17982227
    rolled 74 = 74

    >llosepot invaluable
    Yes, our pot is invaluable, but Kraus is NOT a loser.
    >> Alpharius 02/16/12(Thu)22:03 No.17982229
    rolled 98 = 98

    Potions of gender-reversal are, strangely enough, the easiest potion to make and therefore the most prolific. Many an aspiring alchemist is constantly trapped in the opposite sex.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:03 No.17982230
    rolled 12 = 12

    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/16/12(Thu)22:04 No.17982240
    rolled 84 = 84

    Mahou Shonen Quest?

    Rollan for Potion Lore, goddamn.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/16/12(Thu)22:04 No.17982242
    rolled 36 = 36

    Hope I don't fuck this up
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:04 No.17982245
    rolled 26 = 26

    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:05 No.17982252
    rolled 63 = 63

    FUCK YES. No, we couldn't have rolled that well when trying to get laid, huh? It had to be when getting revenge on THE GUY WHO STOPPED US FROM GETTING LAID. Goddamn.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/16/12(Thu)22:06 No.17982261
    Guess I didn't.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:06 No.17982267
    rolled 35 = 35

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/16/12(Thu)22:07 No.17982278
    Chill, man, this'll be more fun.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:08 No.17982293
    rolled 58 = 58

    I know, it's just... Goddamn, dice gods. Always giving us bad and good rolls when it would be most interesting, not convenient.
    >> Landing Gear 02/16/12(Thu)22:13 No.17982355
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    >hoho, such nice high rolls, you wish you had these last night with erica.

    "Well, can you replicate it?"
    "YES, AND NO."

    *** ROLL 1d100 ***

    40-60 NOT QUITE
    80-100 AYUP
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:14 No.17982367
    rolled 29 = 29

    Go Kraus!
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:14 No.17982372
    rolled 28 = 28

    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:15 No.17982378
    rolled 78 = 78

    You both suck.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:15 No.17982386
    rolled 50 = 50

    Don't fuck up, Kraus.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:15 No.17982393
    rolled 79 = 79

    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:15 No.17982399
    rolled 75 = 75

    >> Alpharius 02/16/12(Thu)22:16 No.17982409
    rolled 46 = 46

    What the hell goes in the 60-80 range?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:16 No.17982410
    rolled 58 = 58

    52.8. Not Quite.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:18 No.17982430
    rolled 22 = 22

    >> Landing Gear 02/16/12(Thu)22:27 No.17982537
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    >total average 52.8


    "I see, what's so hard about it?"

    "Fuck. There goes my plans of hoarding everyone else's potions."

    "Ooookay. So you can't make it."


    "Well, what's the worst that could happen?"

    You hear the bells go off signaling the start of lessons.
    >> Landing Gear 02/16/12(Thu)22:28 No.17982549
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    yeah, i messed that up from the copy+paste
    >60-80 JUSENKYO
    >> Alpharius 02/16/12(Thu)22:29 No.17982553
    rolled 7 = 7

    Asking "What's the worst that could happen?" is automatically followed by the worst automatically happening. Switch to a different plan. We want to mess with him, not maim or kill the poor bastard.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:29 No.17982561
    rolled 86 = 86

    "So I'm a beverage-based magus and potions are all-about pumping majaiks into otherwise pointless liquids. I am officially making potions my motherfucking specialty."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:30 No.17982562
    >You hear the bells go off signaling the start of lessons.
    Fuck. Let's get to class. Don't want to be docked any more pay.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:30 No.17982570
    rolled 21 = 21

    We just need to study potionry. Get some lab rats whose genders we can swap for hilarious consequences.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:31 No.17982577
    rolled 9 = 9

    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:31 No.17982581
    rolled 12 = 12

    Oh god, this.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:32 No.17982597
    rolled 50 = 50

    Do you think we could make potions in food form too!? THIS IS OUR MOTHERFUCKING DESTINY RIGHT HERE.
    >> Landing Gear 02/16/12(Thu)22:35 No.17982642
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    As you head to class, you continue your conversation with Klaus

    "Cant we test it out somehow?"
    You remember one of Kraus' abilities that allows him to do just that.
    "So we enter combat mode, activate the sphere, douse somebody, and revert it afterwards?"

    "let's try it out during lunch"

    You arrive at class, people greet you as you walk in through the door.
    Sakura, is waving at you from her seat.

    As you sit down, you see the person to your right from yesterday has changed quite a bit.

    "Good morning Keima."
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:37 No.17982650
    rolled 62 = 62

    "Is the male or female uniform more comfortable?"
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:37 No.17982652
    Hmm...Do we want to test out Kraus Special, or should we study up on Alchemy first in order to be sure of a good product?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:38 No.17982667
    Alchemy First
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/16/12(Thu)22:40 No.17982693
    Definitely the alchemy. We want to ensure maximum potential. Can't do that if the potion misfires...
    >> Landing Gear 02/16/12(Thu)22:43 No.17982714
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    He looks up at you from behind his glasses.
    "So, sleep well?
    "How's Elsie?"
    "She's being punished."
    "I see..."

    "So, which one do you dind more comfortable? Slacks or a skirt?"

    He shoots you an irate look, but keeps shut.
    Mike walks into the door, commands everyone to sit down and starts the lesson
    >> Landing Gear 02/16/12(Thu)22:49 No.17982781
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    The first lesson passes without much incident.
    Mike once again dives into Bureau history and operations.

    You try and listen to him as well as you could, but thoughts of Erica pressed up against you don't help out much.

    *** ROLL 1d100 ***
    first three rolls for BUREAU LORE
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:50 No.17982794
    >> Alpharius 02/16/12(Thu)22:50 No.17982795
    rolled 77 = 77

    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:51 No.17982801
    rolled 33 = 33

    I fucked up.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)22:51 No.17982804
    rolled 95 = 95

    Can't daydream too much.
    A butler needs to be knowledgeable and competent.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/16/12(Thu)22:53 No.17982817
    And our three rolls are in, it appears that we are good enough at BUREAU LORE.
    >> Landing Gear 02/16/12(Thu)23:04 No.17982930
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    "The Inter-Dimensional PeaceKeeping Burea started as a means to ensure the protection of each of of the multitudes of dimension."
    "We train operatives to use the fabric of reality we refer to as majaik. After training, each operative is assigned to a dimension to bolster the Bureau office there."
    "We also have a standing pact of cooperation with the Transpace Guard, we support their activities, and they, us."

    As the first lesson draws to a close, Mike walks out from behind his podium and says to the class.

    "Now would all of you munchkins follow me to the gym for combat evaluation."

    >fucking browser crashed.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:06 No.17982961
    I support the idea for us to be a potion combat butler.

    It would aid us greatly in our quest for btches and awesomeness
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:07 No.17982971
    >Transpace Guard,

    Shit. inb4 looting team crashing in the quad.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:09 No.17982996
    Let's work on raising our stamina / majaik reserves as well, it's no good being the combat butler of bitches and doom if we can't last very long
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:11 No.17983014
    Is it too meta that I want us to be recruited by the command crew of TG quest?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:14 No.17983049
    yes, way way too meta. that's like meta, meta meta.

    that's three levels of meta, do you think anybody could handle that much insanity?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:16 No.17983067
    It would depend on the timeframe.
    There's the Meta Cold War between the Transpace Guard and the Time-Space Administration Bureau to think about, and the TG Civil War.
    Also depends on the Requisitions team that comes to talk with us.
    The one with Carmen, Sagan, Lupin, and Waldo is fine. The others can be dicks, though.
    >> Landing Gear 02/16/12(Thu)23:16 No.17983073
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    The class follows Mike to the gym.

    On the way there, Erica matches pace with you.
    "Sup Teacakes."
    "Hey Hard-on"
    "Sooo..." she says.
    "Yeaaah.." you say
    "FUCKING SHIROU." you both say at the same time.
    You both laugh all the way to the gym.

    As you walk through the wide doors of the gymnasium you look around and see that it's pretty much a normal building.

    "Class, now I will evaluate your basic combat skills. So that I will be able to inform your handlers of what specifics to expand upon" Mike explains to the group.
    "And since I alone wont be enough to handle all of you at the same time, I have invited someone to help."

    You look up at the person walking down from his seat on the bleachers.

    That red coat trimmed in white fur.
    That rotund build.
    That fucking beard.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/16/12(Thu)23:17 No.17983084
    What is this, I don't even.

    I mean, I know it's another quest that's going on, but that's it.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:18 No.17983096
    God dammit, I love Hayate no Gotoku far too much for this.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/16/12(Thu)23:18 No.17983097
    What the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:20 No.17983110
    There's 2 quests that use the setting, and apparently this one as well.

    Man, I know it would be harrowing as fuck, but I'd like to see a fight between a Closer assault team and a Hyper-Athens attack squad.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:21 No.17983128
    metaquest is about an organization that jumps around fiction. preserving canon.
    basically troubleshooters

    the IDPKB is pretty much TG but instead of a centralized defense, the IDPKB localizes it for each dimension

    And yes, having the 2 quest meet at some time would be too meta. Let's hope OP just threw that in for shits and giggles
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:22 No.17983146
    >"FUCKING SHIROU." you both say at the same time.
    Another accomplice found to get back at Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:25 No.17983168
    >magic butler from MSQ
    >MC NGAF from SWQ

    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:26 No.17983178
    The party you have just described breaks the game.

    What game? any and all of them, it's impossible to design or create a game in which that party does not break it.

    At level 1.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/16/12(Thu)23:30 No.17983211
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    ... That would be awesome.

    Sadly, this fellow is correct. It'd be damn near impossible to actually get a working setting for them that would do everyone justice.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:30 No.17983212
    Alright, let's get back to the game at hand:
    Namely, what the Hell is Santa doing here?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:37 No.17983280
    Did you think all he did for 364 days a year was sit around eating cookies? He is the pimp god of keeping our reality in check
    >> Landing Gear 02/16/12(Thu)23:38 No.17983291
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    The man in the suit turns to you,
    "Call me Santa one more time, and ill have you working down at Sanitations for the rest of your rest days in training." He turns to the rest of the class. "That goes for the rest of you, If anyone over the age of 12 calls me SANTA, you will be pulling shifts cleaning out the waste receptacles from the Bestiary"

    Sakura oblivious to all of this, runs up to the man in red, "SAAAAAAAAAANTAAAAA!"
    She jumps onto him with a big hug.

    "Why hello Sakura." he pats her head. "Been studying well?"

    "Yessu!" He puts her down on the ground and sends her back into the group.

    Mike clears his throat. "ahem. Where was I? Ah, THis here is mr.Kris Kringle, General Director for the Logistics Branch of the Bureau."
    He continues, "He has agreed to help me today with a basic combat exercise for all of you"

    The bearded man turns up to what appears to be the control room of the gym and says "Okay Ruddy, Give us training field 14b-1 from the Arcantus region. And dont forget to add more snow."
    A voice responds over the loud speakers, "Of course sir."

    Then it happens.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:39 No.17983302
    Hmm...For combat practice, should we lead off with a plate of gingerbread cookies and a tall glass of cold milk?
    Or do you think he'll just wreck our shit for being a cheeky bastard?
    And will it win points with Erica (this being the most important part)?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:40 No.17983307
    >head of Inter-Dimensional Logistics
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:41 No.17983321
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    He will destroy us.
    HE WILL FUCK US UP if we do that.

    Let's do that.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:42 No.17983324
    When we get the chance ask him what his middle name is.

    Would love to find out he is K.K.K
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:43 No.17983332
    Kris Klaus Kringle?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:44 No.17983337
    >initials K.K.K.
    Funny thing about that. Back in high school, had a friend whose initials were that.
    His family was black.
    His parents thought it to be absolutely hilarious.
    Was a cool guy, didn't afraid anything.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/16/12(Thu)23:44 No.17983347
    Pretty sure he would wreck our shit so hard. Let's stick with combat techniques.

    We should work on some sort of imprisoning pastry/technique, for non-lethal take downs.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:46 No.17983363
    we have teacups for imprisonment.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:47 No.17983373
    >non-lethal takedowns
    Hmm..we have our teacups, which act as barriers.
    Do we want to continue going in the pastries/tea's/beverages direction? Or get more Butler-y kinds of moves?
    We're a butler, not a chef (though we should be able to cook up a meal regardless).
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/16/12(Thu)23:47 No.17983381
    Goddamnit. On the other hand, we may be rewarded for audacity, in the end.
    I may have my doubts, but who the hell knows?
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:51 No.17983422
    He already warned us. And it doesn't sound like we're fighting him directly.

    So let's not make an enemy of the man who turn us from Combat Butler to Sewage Worker.
    >> Anonymous 02/16/12(Thu)23:52 No.17983431
    Those sewers would be clean enough to eat off of.
    >> Landing Gear 02/16/12(Thu)23:59 No.17983474
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    The interior of the gym aexpands and turns into a frozen landscape, spires of ice topped rocks, and snow covered trees scattered about.

    You and the rest of the class marvel at this display of majaik.

    "Okay Ruddy," Santa says, "you can come back to me now."

    Something comes running through the frozen tundra and comes to a stop before you all.

    "This is my Device Ruddy, he will also be helping with this activity."

    You are not surprised to come face to face with a reindeer.

    Mike now has Domingo out "Okay everyone, Armor up and activate your devices. While I begin to explain the exercise"

    You activate your butler suit, and take out Kraus in teaset form.
    Beside you you see Keima wearing what appears to be a red blazer and black slacks.

    You spot Erica in the crowd with Frau on her head, and no pants on.
    Your eyes linger far too long on her legs.

    The whole class now stands in various clothes, that you know were generated upon personal preference.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:06 No.17983535
    A good butler can adapt to whatever is needed of him at the time.

    If that means knowing how to cook or maijakally create pastries thence must learn it
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:06 No.17983542
    Whelp. We're going to have to pace ourselves.
    Last time we used up all of our magic, we were out for 3 days.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)00:08 No.17983554
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    "Ruddy, DUPLICATION" Santa commands.
    Ruddy is now standing besides 8 more reindeer.

    Mike waves Domingo in a wide horizontal arch and balls of light appear over the heads of all of you.

    "This is your target." he says while pointing the the orb floating above his head, "Break it in any way you can."

    "We the instructors will work as one team, and you the class shall be the other."

    "the exercise ends when one team is wiped out."

    Santa adds to Mike's instructions, "Pull no punches, Mike and I will be operating at full armor efficiency. none of you would be able to scratch us."

    "We will be restricting our own attacks to ensure your safety in this exercise."

    *** ROLL 2d100 ***

    first number determines if it will be picked [closest to 50]
    Second determines combat efficiency
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:10 No.17983564
    rolled 10, 50 = 60


    We use the spoon to lob giant snowballs
    >> Alpharius 02/17/12(Fri)00:12 No.17983583
    rolled 59, 49 = 108

    Speed is essential in this sort of battle. I reckon that the orbs themselves are relatively fragile, while actually getting to them is tricky. You know what this means, don't you?

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:12 No.17983587
    rolled 10, 26 = 36

    Pwn some us some Santa. Extra credit if we get some "accidental" blue on blue with Shiroe
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:13 No.17983597
    rolled 80, 1 = 81

    We need to play support, we probably have piles of people about to blindly attack, lets try to restrict movement with tea cups and scalding tea. Use our flight to get above so we can provide shields to others. From up there we might be able to lob some tridents as well. I'd hold off on bunny mode until we get a sense of how combat goes as their holding back but they doesn't mean they're going to send love taps our way.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:15 No.17983613
    rolled 15, 81 = 96

    let's try a barrage of fresh scones, just to give our side some space control
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:16 No.17983617
    rolled 96, 41 = 137

    Those reindeer seem like they could match bunnymode step for step.

    not to mention our current bunnymode can only last for a minute.
    I say we hold off on using it.

    OP, by "efficiency" do you mean how fast we run out of juice?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:17 No.17983628
    rolled 47, 83 = 130

    Use strategic use of teacups and thrown knives to see how Mike and Kringle move and operate. Don't go running into the fight; see how our allies work, and try to coordinate attacks. Especially with Kamen Rider, Erica, and Amazoness.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:17 No.17983635
    Okay, we've got our roll here, don't fucking touch anything.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:23 No.17983682
    a quest where we stop rolling when we've got a good roll?

    my god, it's anti-HLQ
    >> Perverted and Pessimistic White Knight 02/17/12(Fri)00:24 No.17983687
    Why not start right away with teacups to imprison the target?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:25 No.17983699
    This is a good idea. Using teacups to exclude one or more of the opposition would also be good
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:32 No.17983763
    rolled 22, 44 = 66

    Right. Time to determine what sort of aerial competition you might have.

    Summon the flying saucer and let loose a barrage of flying cutlery on the targets. Spoons and Forks. Nothing that will hurt too badly if they move into the path of danger
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:35 No.17983792
    >Aerial competition

    Well Erica is the top fighter ace of all time if that counts for anything
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)00:38 No.17983819
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    In a blink you find yourself teleported from where you originally stood.
    Knife in hand, you ready yourself.

    You look around and spot some far-off classmates take to the sky, among them you see Yrica wearing what seems to be parts of an airplane stuck to her legs.

    "Hey, Bluehair. can you hear me?" you hear someone contact you mentally.

    "Uh... Who is this?" you ask,
    "This is Keima. I asked my device to link me up with the devices in the immediate vicinity"

    "I can see you on radar now, you should just see me to your left."

    You turn to your left, and you spot 2 people standing by a strand of trees.

    Running towards them, you see Keima and a full bodied version of Elsie.

    "You have a plan?" you ask
    "Of course I do." his glasses reflecting in the light.

    "Elsie, guide those other guys here please."

    You see KamenRider riding towards you on a pretty cool bike. Amazoness riding side saddle behind him.

    "Hmnn we're gonna need some dedicated air support" Keima adds.

    "okay, I pulled some records for Mike and Kris off the Bureau's open database. Mike is a classified as a having great experience in CQC, Kris is noted as being, and I qute, "FUCKING FAST"."

    "and that means..?" you ask

    "Indeed. We're gonna need to work together to even try and take one of them down."

    "For now lets get a move on, Elsie's spacial radar tells me this field is around 10 square kilometers. They cant take us out too easily if we keep moving"
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:38 No.17983820
    rolled 42, 61 = 103

    Nix that. I misunderstood and thought we were fighting the other students.

    Now is not the time to play it safe against your handler. Go balls out and unleash a full hail of various cutlery, forcing them to defend so you can charge in with the largest knife Kraus can muster for one mighty swing.

    Keep an ear out for any of your fellow students who might call for help. A Butler never turns down a request.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:42 No.17983838
    >dedicated air support
    Get Keima to contact Erica for some air support. She said she's an ace; now's her chance to prove it.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)00:52 No.17983927
    "Once we get some air support we'll try and lure one of them out here," He says while pointing to the map projected by Elsie.

    It shows a small lack with some rock spires around and in it.

    "These columns should be enough to give us cover and the lake should restrict some ground movement."

    "Karate man, you and Spear chick take point."
    "TOH!" KamenRider replies
    "Ummu." Amazonnes nods in affirmation.

    "You, Bluehair. You'll be providing cover for the pointmen. Do you have any ranged abilities?" he asks you.

    "I have spears, knives, and a laser. yeah."
    "okay that will do, i just need you to distract the opponents while the others go in for the kill."

    Your group once again moves towards the place on the map Keima had indicated earlier.

    Suddenly from behind a large rock outcropping, a a kid with a staff and wearing a green suit runs from behind it followed closely by one of the reindeer.

    You watch as the kid tries to cast a spell, but has his light orb almost instantly taken out by antlers.
    The kid dissappears a second after his orb is burst. Teleported out of the battlefield.

    The Reindeer then turns to your group

    ** BEST OF FIRST FIVE 1d100 **
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:54 No.17983943
    rolled 66 = 66


    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:54 No.17983951
    rolled 79 = 79


    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:54 No.17983955
    rolled 28 = 28

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:55 No.17983956
    rolled 39 = 39


    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:55 No.17983957
    rolled 98 = 98

    Keep an eye on your team mates! Prepare giant teacups to drop on them at a moment's notice to shield them from income attacks!
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:55 No.17983963
    rolled 28 = 28

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:56 No.17983973
    >That roll
    >That noko
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)00:59 No.17983994
    I always noko. I promise it's a legit d100 roll.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)01:02 No.17984027
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    The reindeer antlers hurtle towards your group.
    It seems to be charging what it assumes, correctly enough, to be the weakest.

    You drop a gigantic teacup over Keima and Elsie just in time to shield them.

    "Stay there!" you say telepathically
    YOu throw an oversized fork towards the deer as it pulls away to recover from that inital attack.

    It dodges deftly and comes right at you.
    KamenRider and Amazoness charge at the Deer on his bike. Stick taking the form of a large jousting lance.

    The deer turns from you and charges the two.
    It's antlers blocks the lance from touching the orb above it's head.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)01:03 No.17984030
    Noko rolling is only really good when you want a low roll anyway.

    Like in HL whe they want some huehuehue
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)01:07 No.17984075
    Knife throw at the orb while it is distracted.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)01:10 No.17984103
    This is perfect! If the Reindeer hits the Cyclone, he's set up for a Rider Reversal or Rider Tailspin Shoot. If he gets away he can counter with a Rider Return Kick, he can even preempt with a Rider Screw Kick.

    Also we need to remember to make good use of his Ultrasensitive Antenna, Cat's Eye and Signal O.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)01:11 No.17984107
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    The combatants charge at each other repeatedly, a few times the antlers come close to grazing the orbs on the the heads of the motorcycles occupants.

    You throw a few knives and forks to try and hit the deer's orb but it's moving too erratically to hit.

    "HEY KAMERAD. NEED HELP?" you hear right above your head.
    'Ah there she is', you think to yourself 'my angel!'

    Erica flies low and fires a quick burst from the machinegun shes holding.
    The deer also evades enough to avoid the shots and the fist that KamenRider is throwing at it.

    "Gentlemen, we now have air support." you hear Keima in your head. "Let's do this"
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)01:15 No.17984138
    We've also got Hongo's IQ of 600 to fall back on.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)01:15 No.17984144
    Keep the deer dodging. Tea laser now that things opened up a little. Ask Keima for orders.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)01:24 No.17984219
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    "Karateguy, Spear-chick. drop the bike and go close quarters. 2 targets will be harder to hit."
    "Fly-girl, buzz the deer to distract it."
    "Bluehair. Charge that laser."

    KamenRider and Amazoness jump off the bike, it disappears before it can ram into a tree.

    Erica flies around the deer taking potshots while Amazoness and KamenRider attack with kicks and lunges with the spear.

    You charge your tea laser.

    "NOW!!!!" Keima commands all of you.
    Amazoness jumps out of the way, but KamenRider doesn't. He puts an arm around the deer's neck.

    He shields his own orb with one arm as your huge laser obliterates a huge gash of land around them.

    The deer's own orb is burst and it fades to nothing.
    All that's left standing there is KamenRider with smoke coming off his armor. His orb is surprsingly still intact.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)01:28 No.17984252
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    God bless you KamenRider.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)01:29 No.17984257
    Gut gearbeit! Now, where to, Keima?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)01:34 No.17984298
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)01:50 No.17984418
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    Your group shares a small victory over the defeat of a reindeer.

    Keima informs you that you should now head to the lake.

    On the way, You take out a saucer and fly alongside Erica.

    "You saved our butts back there" you tell her, "Thanks"
    "No biggie," She then turns to you with a grin "I am 'your angel' after all."
    "Shit, you heard that?!"
    "You really should work on your mental broadcasting." she says with a laugh.
    "Maybe next time it'll be your turn to take my butt out of the fire."
    "For that butt, I'll do anything." you reply while openly ogling her nice round behind.

    As you near the lake Keima broadcasts up to you
    "YOU TWO, GET DOWN HERE NOW. Elsie detects someone at the lake. And i don't think it's another one of the trainees."

    wat do?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)01:52 No.17984435
    rolled 42 = 42

    In the immortal words of James Brown, GET DOWN!
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)01:52 No.17984438
    rolled 21 = 21

    Fly down, but keep flying.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)01:54 No.17984455
    I sincerely hope that the instructors can't spoof mental communications. Get down as fast as is safe, we don't want to crash or jump right into an attack, we want to be pretty sure the LZ is clearish before we land, but lower our altitude ASAP.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)01:55 No.17984463
    If we have multiple adversaries, teacup one of them. Try to open with a tea laser if we have the room.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)01:56 No.17984473
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)01:57 No.17984480
    We are working with a Strike Witch on /tg/ here. Bouncing the target is the only option.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)02:03 No.17984541
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    The two of you go back down to the group on the ground. Erica hovers a few feet off the ground as you continue your advance to the lake.
    "So what do we do?" You ask your strategist.
    "We observe and assess whoever's there."
    "We'll try that thing we did with the reindeer again, but this time, KarateGuy will deliver the Coup de grĂ¢ce."

    You now pass through a grove of trees around the lake, the whole group puts their guard up as enemies could be anywhere among the trees.

    "You kids can relax." You hear a voice boom through the trees. "We're the only ones left."

    "Now get out here so we can have room to move around for a fight."
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:09 No.17984587
    The question is is it harder to face Close Quarters Mike in the trees or Turboboost Santa in the open?

    The answer is we are fucked either way.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:10 No.17984595
    rolled 86 = 86

    Go high with Erica
    Bounce the targets
    Tea Laser the silly monkey while everyone else distracts him.
    Someone IS going down to Santa though, no way to prevent that.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)02:12 No.17984619
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    KamenRider readies, his fists. Amazoness has Stick in front of her. Keima walks out of the tree cover relax as ever, as beside him Elsie is visibly shaking.

    Erica flies up about the trees and checks the immediate surrounding.
    You ready a couple of knives for combat.

    "Congratulations." Santa says from his seat on one of the spires jutting out of the lake. "You've made it this far."
    "My reindeer took an average of 10 people at once to take down. Your group of 5 managed to do the same. Impressive."
    "Where's Mike" Keima asks.
    "He's out." He says with a grin "He's never gonna live that one down."

    "If you defeat me, then the exercise is over."

    Santa jumps off the rock, as his feet touches the water, it freezes instantly.

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:14 No.17984631
    Wait, the amazon only has a stick?
    I thought she had a spear.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:15 No.17984638
    Teacup him.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:16 No.17984648
    rolled 59 = 59

    Ok. Scrap bouncing, we need to tank. Ready on the teacups, and stick to light, fast weapons.
    The spear's name is Stick.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:16 No.17984649
    rolled 17 = 17

    Its name is Stick. It transforms, like our teaset.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:17 No.17984655
    No, Stick is the name of her Device. She's simple.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:18 No.17984666
    So we've got speedy santa here, we might need to use bunny mode for this fucker just so we can see him move. Given his speed we might need to force him down a route that lets us attack him. Given that ice is his element we might be able to get an advantage if we melt it.

    Give him an obvious target, but not so obvious as to seem fake, to go for with a trap under it, like a teacup under it that catches them.
    >> Chitose !P/6bEswUAA 02/17/12(Fri)02:19 No.17984674
    >>And yes, having the 2 quest meet at some time would be too meta

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:20 No.17984682
    Use teacups and plates to constrain his movement. We need to slow him down, let our team shine.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:20 No.17984690

    We can't use teacups in bunnymode. We only get knives.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:20 No.17984694
    it'd be a triple dose of meta that'd end in limitless recursion, this ends everything.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:22 No.17984713
    Well we will have to work together and lead him into the trap, given the only person with a speed boost is us that might mean using our allies as sacrifices to get him where we can hit him
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:26 No.17984749
    Hand out teacups to everybody, and activate them whenever Santa moves to attack, we'll only use energy when he attacks, where he'll be using energy constantly keeping up his super speed, we can wear him down.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:27 No.17984758
    Get back in the woods where his advantage is lessened.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:28 No.17984769
    Except he is motherfucking Santa he won't wear out before he takes us down
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)02:28 No.17984772
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    Stick is her Device's name.
    Stick the spear


    KamenRider and Amazoness take point.
    Erica gains some altitude.
    You hold back mid-way, readying some fork tridents and knife swords and sticking them at arms reach in the snow.

    "NOW!" Keima says from inside the giant teacup you've once again upturned over him and Elsie.

    The 2 in front rush in. KAmenRider leading in with a flying sidekick that Santa easily dodges.

    Amazoness Lunges in with Stick, but santa catches it and flicks the orb on her head.
    She diseappers the next moment.

    "One down. Four to go."
    You hurl some forks and knives to get his attention.
    Above him Erica is diving like a bat out of hell.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:36 No.17984846
    We need to get his attention. Yell, "SANTA! I WANT A TOP HAT FOR CHRISTMAS! I HAVE BEEN A VERY VERY GOOD BOY, I SWEAR" while continuing to chuck knives and forks at him.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:37 No.17984873
    Seconding this. We said we were 13, we might get away with it.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:38 No.17984877
    This. This is a good idea.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)02:39 No.17984889
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    "PULL BACK! PULL BACK!" Keima yells over the mental link. "We're gonna have to change tactics."

    Erica pulls out of the dive, while giving Santa a raspberry.

    KAmenRider jumps back and sprints for your location.
    You throw Kraus into the air and dual weild knife swords.

    As KamenRider is about 10 meters away, you see Santa race towards him from behind.

    Holyshit, can that big guy move!

    He over-takes KamenRider .
    KamenRider tries to throw a desperate karate chop but Santa ducks under it with ease.
    Santa flicks his orb.
    "NOPE." Santa says.
    Your Rider-bro is out.

    Erica is buzzing around santa, peppering him with lead from her machine-gun.
    Those that hit his body have no effect at all. and he swerves under shots that come close to his orb.

    He heaves the large sack he was holding and throws it at her.

    She tries to avoid it but it still clips one of the machines strapped to her legs.

    She's falling.

    ***Best of first 5 1d100***
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:40 No.17984897
    rolled 67 = 67

    Goddam Santa, hitting the girl we want to sex up.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:41 No.17984903
    Well, unfortunately, not getting away wiht it is what I am counting on. If he gets pissed at us, he might forget about the others for a moment. Only need a moment to pop an orb.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:42 No.17984908
    rolled 57 = 57

    oh shit
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:42 No.17984914
    rolled 60 = 60

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:43 No.17984916
    rolled 77 = 77

    Come on, we need a round two with Erica.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:44 No.17984925
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:44 No.17984927
    rolled 55 = 55

    Jesus. Why is Santa so epic?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:44 No.17984929
    rolled 19 = 19

    On the contrary, he gave us the opportunity to catch her with our own two arms. Best Christmas gift ever.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:45 No.17984936
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:46 No.17984941
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:47 No.17984950
    Best, not average, thankfully.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:48 No.17984960
    Good thing this isnt Heretical Love.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)02:52 No.17984992
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    Do i go with the dubs or that 1?


    'Shit. gotta catch her.'
    "Catch meeeeeeee!" she yells on her way down.

    "Kraus. BUNNYMODE."

    You quickly transform into bunnymode and run to where you estimate she would land. You jump up and do your best to catch her.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:52 No.17984996
    Is that the one where a guardsman dressed up as a commissar and rammed Abaddon with a Valkyrie in the first thread?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:52 No.17984999
    Oh, and chuck knives and forks at that fucking orb of his. Here's hoping for a little luck.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:53 No.17985004
    rolled 61 = 61

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:53 No.17985010
    Yep. Whenever they rolled a 1.
    Theyd get weird fishvore and shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:54 No.17985018
    Come on man! Throw us a bone. (Heh.)
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:54 No.17985020
    Catch her then straight into a throw at him then pop bunny mode and follow up with a knife spam
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)02:57 No.17985043
    It varied to start with but eventually he settled on our "Cthulhu fish waifu" as she got called
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:02 No.17985086
    Oh god she has not seen bunnymode before
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)03:03 No.17985096
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    You manage to catch her.
    But not in your arms as you'd expect. You eat a face-full of panties.

    As the two of you hit the ground, you hear santa yell: "HUEHUEHUE MOTHERFUCKERS."

    Rolling Erica off your face as fast as you can, you run out to meet him.

    The wind running through your skirt, you hear Erica say one thing as you speed off.

    "Heh. Bunny."

    **** ROLL 1D100 ****

    77-85 DOUBLE KO
    85-100 BEAT SANTA
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:05 No.17985112
    rolled 50 = 50

    This is going to be hard.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:06 No.17985124
    rolled 9 = 9


    Also, goddamn. now she knows bunnymode exists.
    Inb4 she dominates us while were wearing a that female uniform
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:06 No.17985128
    rolled 95 = 95

    must atleast have a honorable defeat.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:07 No.17985135
    rolled 3 = 3

    Yell at Erica to open fire. Perhaps an MG44 braced on something might actually hit that damn orb.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:07 No.17985136
    rolled 57 = 57

    must atleast have a honorable defeat.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:08 No.17985142
    rolled 66 = 66

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:08 No.17985146
    rolled 13 = 13


    So, OP.
    Is it official that MC is basically HAYATE from HnG?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:08 No.17985150
    rolled 67 = 67

    "You sir are no gentlemen, striking down a woman thus!"
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:09 No.17985158

    wait, what? double post? Really now chant? Disregard this roll please.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:14 No.17985204
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:18 No.17985250
    If we ignore the noko 3 which we can't trust we get 55.4, if we ignore the noko and the double post we get 46.6. If we accept both of them
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:18 No.17985256
    >honorable defeat
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:21 No.17985288
    Call it an even 50 and almost almost win?
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)03:21 No.17985290
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    You meet santa head on, bunnymode boosting your speed to it's limit.

    He birngs out an arm to strike your orb. You duck.
    You try and spear his orb with a couple of throwing knives. He swats those out of the air.
    Behind you, you hear as Erica opens fire.

    You duck to the side and watch as santa takes full brunt of the bullets.

    Shit does NOTHING to him.

    You rush back in.

    You stand infront of santa, holding your teapot at ready.

    "Merry Christmas, Beardface."
    And you unleash the full strength of your TEALASER at point-blank range.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:22 No.17985298
    >Once he beats us, we run cleanup and the whole team is back to fight him again just as planned

    Oh if only.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:24 No.17985311
    Average screws us terribly
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:24 No.17985313
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    >"Merry Christmas Beardface."
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:25 No.17985320
    We cant activate the reality sphere in another reality sphere.

    [the gym is a whole reality sphere]
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:32 No.17985369
    When using the average of 5 die rolls, don't expect to get in the upper or lower range of results.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)03:34 No.17985386
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    You hold your breath as you unleash the most powerful tealaser youve used to date.

    Incredibly, Santa is resisting it. You see him strain a little as the beam pushes him back a few feet.

    You pump more more majaik into the beam IT FLARES UP.

    "HOHOHO" he laughs.
    He begins walking against your beam, shielding his orb with one hand.

    You push yourself to the limit to try and boost your laser as hard as you can.

    He reaches out with his free hand as you begin to lose consciousness.

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:34 No.17985387
    rolled 18 = 18

    >/tg/ die
    yeah, about those low results...

    more often than you'd think
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:36 No.17985401
    Okay with normal dice. Then for /tg/ dice, never expect to get the highest result when using the average of 5 dice and pray for the next highest.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)03:37 No.17985409
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    You wake up under the shade of one of the trees that line the gym.

    Through half closed eyes you see people standing around you.
    Your head is resting on something soft and warm.
    "Did we win?" You ask.

    ****Best of first 5 1d100****
    *who answers us?*
    *what'd they say?*
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:39 No.17985424
    rolled 7 = 7

    Head in Erica's lap
    Double knock out.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:39 No.17985432
    rolled 82 = 82

    Erica says we got it handed to us.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:40 No.17985435
    Ywe cant have that double KO.
    early rolls already determined HONORABLE DEFEAT
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:40 No.17985439
    Our team, of whom we are on Erika's lap tell us that we lost but that we got commended for our bravery, creativity and gumption. Also we singed Santa's beard.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:41 No.17985446
    rolled 54 = 54

    Forgot mah roll.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:41 No.17985448
    rolled 77 = 77

    "Almost, sort of"
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:41 No.17985449
    rolled 83 = 83

    We're on Mike's lap
    "You almost got him. Good work"
    "also, you drained yourself again you moron."
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:41 No.17985451
    rolled 14 = 14

    Head in keima's lap
    "I-it's not like i wanted you here or anything! baka!"
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:42 No.17985459
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:43 No.17985470
    rolled 86 = 86

    seconding this.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:43 No.17985471
    We seriously need to look into our stamina / majaik reserves
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:43 No.17985472
    Did someone erase a roll?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:46 No.17985486
    Seconding this. After we get another flag with erica (or keima...or both)
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:46 No.17985489
    rolled 31 = 31

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:50 No.17985517
    rolled 1 = 1

    NO. NONONONONO. NO. Go troll elsewhere.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:52 No.17985529
    Because he is picking throug our hair for lice to eat
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)03:55 No.17985548
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    You find yourself looking up at mike.
    You realize your head was on his lap the whole time.
    You get up as fast as you can.
    "You almost got him. Good work. He still took you all out though." Mike says, standing up
    "Also, you drained yourself again you moron."

    Looking around, the crowd you find your team and they nod back at you.
    Erica comes forwards and adds some details.
    "after he took you out, your teacup defense also quit. leaving Keima in the open."

    "I'm not exactly suited for ground fighting so he got me a second after you."

    "Let me through." you hear santa say over the crowd.

    They part and he walks through.
    "You put up a good fight kid." He says while touching a part of his beard taht obviously looks singed.
    "Very few trainees manage to put visible damage on me." He reaches in his sack and pulls out a tophat.

    He puts the hat on your head.
    "and for that I commend you."

    He turns around and walks off. Whistling something that sounds like Jingle Bells to your ears.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:57 No.17985557
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:57 No.17985564
    We now tip our hat to the ladies present of course.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)03:58 No.17985567
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    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:01 No.17985586
    rolled 75 = 75

    We need to make this a majaikal pimp hat if it isn't one already
    >> Perverted and Pessimistic White Knight 02/17/12(Fri)04:06 No.17985629
    Does it turn into something else when we use Bunnymode? An extralarge ribbon?
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)04:08 No.17985643
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    You tip your hat to the quickly receding figure of Santa.
    You do the same for Erica and all the ladies present.

    "That looks cute on you." she says as she leans in.
    "Not as cute as those bunny ears and skirt though." she adds in a whisper.

    She runs away laughing like a maniac as people crowd around you to give you a pat on the back.

    "Susan." mike speaks up once more. "your team was the last students taken out of the fight."
    "You also managed to take out a Reindeer in a beautiful display of teamwork."

    "You, and the rest of your team get 10Guptas as a bonus at the end of the week. In addition, Scoring a kill on an instructor Gives you an additional 10Guptas."

    He finishes up as you hear the bells for lunch ring.

    He begins to walk off.
    "Hey, Mike." you call out to him "How did you get taken out?"

    He doesnt answer you and continues walking


    [ ] lunch with friends
    [ ] talk to mike
    [ ] go to room
    [ ] check out hat.
    [ ] other: ____________
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:09 No.17985652
    A hat unfit for a butler. Give it to Erica
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:09 No.17985654
    rolled 20 = 20

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:09 No.17985659

    hat first
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:09 No.17985660

    It does now. That idea is too good not to use.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:10 No.17985665
    Inb4 mike was taken out by his own stray shot or something
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:11 No.17985674
    rolled 47 = 47

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:11 No.17985678
    rolled 9 = 9

    >then get our team together for lunch
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:11 No.17985679
    rolled 18 = 18

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:12 No.17985684
    rolled 73 = 73

    Check out hat
    Lunch with friends

    And did we hit mike with the collateral damage from our attacks? Because we got the bonus for an instructor kill
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:12 No.17985686
    check out hat. after that lunch with friends.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:12 No.17985688
    rolled 7 = 7

    Also let,'s plot with Erica, maybe after >>17985652
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:14 No.17985696
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    rolled 79 = 79

    I think the Reindeer counts as an instructor in this.
    They were on the Instructors' team after all

    I bet it was Sakura that took out mike.
    >> Perverted and Pessimistic White Knight 02/17/12(Fri)04:17 No.17985712
    rolled 62 = 62

    Lunch with Friendsssss, ask which one scores the killing hit on Mike.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)04:19 No.17985721
    Huh. Guess that'll do.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)04:22 No.17985741
    Are you suggesting we turn down Santa's gift? What sort of madman are you?
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)04:31 No.17985772
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    You decide to have lunch with your friends.

    "Kraus." You ask your Device as you take your badge out of your pocket.
    "Can you link up with Elsie again?"


    "Err. Thanks I guess." You answer. "Can you call Elsie up and have her contact the others on our team to meet us for lunch on the lawn near the Cafeteria?"

    "OKAY." he says and goes to work.
    You arrive at the spot you picked.
    You activate Kraus and the two of you set up for picnic.

    While you wait for the others you decide to check out your new hat.

    Taking it off your head you admire the fine craftsmanship on it. This particular hat would have cost quite a bit on your world.

    As you turn the hat over you realize taht it's heavier tahn it was on your head.

    You try this out by putting it on and taking it off again.
    Yep definitely heavier.

    You turn it upside down and reach inside.
    you pull out a ___________

    ****BEST OF first 5 1d100****
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:33 No.17985781
    rolled 29 = 29


    here we go again
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:33 No.17985783
    rolled 88 = 88

    A white rabbit. What else.

    Also the rabbit has a fancy pocket watch in it's paws.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:35 No.17985795
    rolled 13 = 13

    You pull a hat out of the hat?

    Its a hat of recursive hattage?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:36 No.17985799
    rolled 90 = 90

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:36 No.17985800
    rolled 82 = 82

    Segata Sanshiro! SEGA SATURN, SHIRO!
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:36 No.17985802
    rolled 76 = 76

    >Also the rabbit has a fancy pocket watch in it's paws.

    Did we just unlock that stop time ability we were talking about in the last thread?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:36 No.17985803
    rolled 12 = 12


    He will serve as a miniature apprentice butler to us, and his name shall be...Tim. Or Jim or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:36 No.17985804
    rolled 87 = 87

    Lump of coal
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:37 No.17985805
    rolled 50 = 50

    biscuit shurikens
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:37 No.17985806
    rolled 56 = 56

    Bottle of blue liquid labelled "genderbender potion - maximum strength", no expiration date.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:37 No.17985810
    rolled 55 = 55

    Fuck you, white rabbit.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:38 No.17985814
    rolled 17 = 17

    a cane that shoots laserbeams.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)04:38 No.17985821
    Man, die in a goddamn fire.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:38 No.17985822
    rolled 60 = 60


    If anything else, its a fancy magic trick we can use from time to time
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:39 No.17985828
    rolled 43 = 43

    Jiminy von Rabbitus Whitus, at your service miss Susan.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:41 No.17985842
    rolled 93 = 93


    Yes. YES. All of my yes!
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:42 No.17985849
    rolled 50 = 50


    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:43 No.17985860
    rolled 8 = 8

    Yes we're clearly female because our name and a goram kid.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:43 No.17985862
    rolled 73 = 73

    Fucking hell.

    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:44 No.17985870
    rolled 41 = 41

    I'd like for it to be the white rabbit with a pocket watch.

    Also, how does the tea laser work? Is it just a laser from the teapot or is it emitting tea like a laser emits light?
    I mean, can we have different lasers if we fire different liquids? Like, say... gender-flipping potion?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:44 No.17985871
    Let's compromise. We pull out a white rabbit who is holding a gold pocket watch and an UZI
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:45 No.17985874
    rolled 63 = 63

    This is becoming Alice in Wonderland. And for once we're not alice
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:46 No.17985880
    rolled 78 = 78

    Take your shitty uzi and eat it in a fire. Then die.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:46 No.17985882
    rolled 30 = 30

    This. This is good.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:46 No.17985886
    rolled 30 = 30

    going for rabbit too.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)04:49 No.17985909
    A very relevant question.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:51 No.17985917
    NO COMPROMISE! An Uzi is impressive
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)04:52 No.17985927
    An uzi is a useless piece of shit when we have a goddamn tea laser.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)04:57 No.17985956
    rolled 13 = 13


    >>17985870 again. Thinking the idea through some more, if the tea laser was a super-high-pressure tea delivery system, and the potion works in very small doses, we could tag Shirou with it whenever we like and he'd only feel a gnat bite.

    Failing that, we could refill someone's cup from several kilometres away, do some cup-filling bank shots off well-placed crockery and other such flashy shenanigans.

    >expect suesdati

    I think everyone's expecting that, CAPTCHA...
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)04:58 No.17985970
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    You pull out a white rabbit.
    "Heh. Cute trick." you say to no one in particular.
    "Please put me down." the rabbit says.

    After meeting Santa, his reindeer, and a talking gorilla, a talking rabbit you pulled out of a hat doesn't faze you too much.

    You put him down on the lawn.
    "Hello, I am Jakob Whitzhase. I pressume you're the Majordomo?"
    "Yeah, I guess I am." You reply. "Name's Susan."
    "I am at your service herr Susan." Jakob replies with a bow. "I shall be assisting you in anyway I can."

    "That'd be awesome J."
    "Oh, please forgive my rudeness." Jakob suddenly says "I don't seem to be in uniform."

    Wi"ll you please let me back into the hat for a bit?"

    You put the hat down on the lawn and Jakob climbs into it. He jumps back out now dressed in a cool duplicate of your own butler suit, sans the pants.
    Strapped to his back is a fine silver pocketwatch.

    Sorry man. As much as I try and keep with the rolls.
    The tiny rabbit butler idea just charms me too much.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)05:02 No.17985984
    Fuck yes.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)05:02 No.17985986
    Tea laser is not actually liquid.
    It's more like a directional blast of steam.

    We could possibly infuse it with properties of any liquid we want. But your Alchem skillz are quite lacking to even begin trying that

    I'll write in jakob having an uzi in battle i guess.
    >german named rabbit
    >israeli firearm
    This will not end well
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)05:05 No.17986001
    All the more reason to work on our alchemy.

    When our friends arrive, we must introduce Jakob by pulling him from the hat.
    >> Perverted and Pessimistic White Knight 02/17/12(Fri)05:08 No.17986008
    Thus, we get access to the white rabbit's clock, and it's time-warping shenanigans...

    Hayate-Sakuya-Alice hybrid powers... Heh. Hehehehe...
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)05:11 No.17986032

    lunch and then time to train.
    >> Perverted and Pessimistic White Knight 02/17/12(Fri)05:14 No.17986048



    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)05:15 No.17986054
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    You introduce Jakob to Kraus. The two hit it off surprisingly well given Kraus' aversion to bunny ears.

    As the three of you finish the pleasantries, your team walks up to the lawn. They have Sakura and Nanoha in tow.

    "Welcome everyone." You greet them, "I'm glad you could all join me for lunch"

    "Amazoness like Susan, like yummy food." Your exotic friend says
    "And I like you too." This gets a beautiful smile from her, and a small glare from Erica.

    "WE CAME TOO!" Sakura and Nanoha cheerfully state. "We saw you setting up for a picnic and coudnt resist." Nanoha finishes.

    "Well, then everyone. Let us eat."
    You sit your guests down and begin serving them lunch.

    "You may all notice that a new friend would be joining us today." you say as you gesture towards Jakob. "This is Jakob, he came with the hat. He'll be working with me from now on."

    Now who do we chat up?
    [ ] Sakura
    [ ] Nanoha
    [ ] Keima
    [ ] Erica
    [ ] KamenRider
    [ ] Amazoness
    >> Perverted and Pessimistic White Knight 02/17/12(Fri)05:20 No.17986071
    rolled 18 = 18

    I have the suspicion that Sakura was the one that uh, 'befriended' Mike.

    Speak to Sakura, and by extension Nanoha>
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)05:21 No.17986077
    rolled 32 = 32

    Sakura & Nanoha to see how Sakura did, then Erica.

    KamenRider if we can work him in
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)05:21 No.17986079
    rolled 100 = 100



    In that order
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)05:24 No.17986095
    rolled 28 = 28

    I realize, we've never learned KamenRider's name.
    Everyone just calls him KarateGuy

    We must fix this.

    Wait, does KamenRider wear his full suit even in class? or does he go around looking like a regular student until he needs to put on his armor?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)05:28 No.17986115
    rolled 80 = 80

    Always helmet and boots all the time. Except when he showed his face to us. I think helmet's on all the time, boots at least are.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)05:29 No.17986121

    At night we saw him in green striped pajamas, but he still had the helmet and boots.
    >> Perverted and Pessimistic White Knight 02/17/12(Fri)05:29 No.17986122
    I guess we go in that order.

    Right, like it would be any other than Takeshi Hongo... Though we still need to ask so as not to be a meta-menace...
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)05:29 No.17986125
    rolled 63 = 63

    Sakura&Nanoha, Kamen, Amazon, Keima, Erica&Sloppy makeouts
    >> Perverted and Pessimistic White Knight 02/17/12(Fri)05:32 No.17986141
    I can't remember if KR-One uses belt as the transformative item or not...
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)05:37 No.17986165
    rolled 86 = 86

    He did.
    Some of the characters OP is using arent exactly the original ones in thier own media.
    I think he's basing it off them
    [hayate is too much of a pimp, Santa is too badass, Sakura is a little bit too bubbly.]
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)05:38 No.17986171
    Yeah, he uses his belt. Originally he had to push air through it, but when he returns to the show he gains his henshin pose.

    Fun Fact: Those poses are to charge energy for his special attacks.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)05:39 No.17986178

    Shirou is TOO dim witted, etc. Also, get shirou in here. We need to test that genderbend potion on him.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)05:40 No.17986183
    It looks like Erica may not agree with our plan of revenge with Shirou, if we're getting a glare from saying we "like" Amazoness.

    Much as I hate to say it, we may need to reconsider the plan. Or at least include Erica.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)05:41 No.17986192
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    As everyone has settled in for the meal you begin to talk with your guests.

    You turn to KamenRider. A man you've only seen twice with his helmet off.
    Hell, he goes to class in full gear with his blazer thrown over his shoulders.
    You note that you've never actually learned KamenRider's name. And as his friend you must undo that.

    With his helmet removed to partake of the meal, you begin talking to him.

    "My friend, I ashamed to admit this, but ive never really learned your name. You are a man of such few words, I've yet to hear it."

    He looks up from the sandwich that he was eating and gives you a deep bow.
    "Forgive me as well Susan-san. I have failed to properly introduce myself." he raises his head.
    "My name is Karate, Gai from the Toku dimension"

    Welp. So KarateGuy was his name. What're the odds.

    "Gai-san, I admire how you withstood the blast from my TeaLaser in the battle earlier."

    "No, It was my honor to be hit with such an impressive attack. I have no Casting ability so i have put all my majaiks into defense and to bolster my martial capabilities"

    "I see, I hope you could help me improve my own physical capabilities."

    "I would be glad to." He replies.

    You let him return to his sandwich and turn to Nanoha and Sakura.
    >> Perverted and Pessimistic White Knight 02/17/12(Fri)05:44 No.17986199
    . . . You know, Mike DID mention that these roving pressgang is going to subject these MAJAICKAL boys and girls through some mental wringer...
    I- I think there was some mental manipulation at the that point too... Maybe.... The memory's hazy...
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)05:44 No.17986200
    rolled 96 = 96

    >Erica+Fem!Shirou threesome
    We are going to be used like an animated sex toy and by god we will enjoy it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/17/12(Fri)05:45 No.17986208
    Damn right.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)05:48 No.17986222

    Eh. I think Shirou would be a pretty ugly girl.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)05:49 No.17986227
    rolled 23, 2 = 25

    OP, can we go back to using 2d100 for choices, so we don't get people noko+dice'ing low rolls to ruin averages?
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)05:52 No.17986236
    I try mixing it up.
    2d100 works for some situations [like skill checks]
    But big decisions are fun with averages.
    >> Perverted and Pessimistic White Knight 02/17/12(Fri)05:57 No.17986259
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    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)06:01 No.17986272
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    You turn to Sakura and Nanoha.
    They are currently manhandling Jakob to the white rabbits disabvantage.
    "SOOO CUUUUUTE! >__<" they say.
    "Nanoha, how was your morning?"
    "Oh it was boooring. My handler Erio kept talking about boring Belkan magic stuff. I already learned that stuff from Hayate though, so i didn't pay attention that much."
    "You should do your best with your lessons I'm sure everything your handler teaches you would be valuable when you head out to the field."

    "Still boring though, I wish i had combat excessive today like you guys did. I like blowing stuff up." she says with an intense look in her eyes.
    'This one's dangerous.' you think to yourself.
    "HEY HEY HAYATE! I GOT AN AWARD!" Sakura interrupts
    "Oh you did? From Santa?"
    "Nope. Mike did."
    "Huh. Why is that?"
    "I TOOK HIM OUT OF THE GAME." She replies with a wide grin

    not if we get PROTOTYPE shirou.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)06:03 No.17986277
    rolled 18 = 18

    First 5 rolls to get over 50 on the first dice?
    Hahaha, "Awesome."
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)06:05 No.17986281
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    Goddammit why do i always slip when i type sakura's dialogue?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)06:10 No.17986303
    rolled 21 = 21

    she KNOWS
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)06:10 No.17986304
    She's usually with Nanoha, and the connection to Yagami Hayate?
    >> Perverted and Pessimistic White Knight 02/17/12(Fri)06:10 No.17986305
    Her PURE HEART & MIND is a mind-plunderer without peer?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)06:12 No.17986315
    Keep doing it. Never bring it up IC.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)06:17 No.17986330
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    Everyone stops what theyre doing and looks up at Sakura.
    'This tyke took out Mike?' you think, 'Mike, the huge gorilla with the magical flintlock pimpcane?'

    Asking the question you know everyone wants answered you ask, "err.. Did you do it by accident? A lucky shot?"

    "NOPE. Seehe cameatmeandwasalllikeRAWR,andiusedsomeCARDS,anditdidntdomuch,soiusedMORECARDS,antitw
    She answers in her giddy tornado speech pattern.

    Not getting much of it, you ask her "So you used your majaik to make a big boom?"

    "YESSU!" she replies.
    "That's my girl." Nanoha says from beside her.


    I'll keep that in mind.
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)06:18 No.17986338
    Haha, textbook befriending.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)06:18 No.17986339
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    what's the post limit?
    Are we sinking?

    new thread?
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)06:20 No.17986351
    Like an anvil
    If you want, /tg/ is slow enough that we're liable to get up over 500 posts before falling off the board.
    Strike Witches Quest can do 700 easy, but they have waifufags and that's just cheating.
    >> Landing Gear 02/17/12(Fri)06:29 No.17986390
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    A sinking ship isnt exactly the place to get our revenge on shirou
    >> Anonymous 02/17/12(Fri)13:26 No.17988604
    holy shit was asleep but... that tea laser on the deer, we accidentally also all of mike.

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