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    91 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST 5: Mein Engel Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)00:43 No.17995372  

    You are an operative in training for the IDPKB.
    With your beligerant teaset Kraus, and your white rabbit footman Jakob, you aim to be the best goddamn majaikal battle butler ever.

    You've singed Santa's beard in a training excercise.
    Erica hartmann wants your sausage.
    Shirou's room is filled with fudge [ROCK HARD]
    And the God of the Glass has taken you under his wing for Alchemy lessons


    -=-=-=PART:5 start=-=-=-=-=-=-
    You head down to the cafeteria for a quick meal.
    After you grab a club-sandwich and some fries you settle yourself down at a table to eat.

    As you eat you ponder the possibilities of Alchem infused butler combat.
    You decide to make the best of the upcoming lessons with Ryuu.

    As the fries on your plate dwindle, you hear the THUMPING of boots across the floor.

    Looking up, you see Karate Gai, the KamenRider, walking towards you.
    He throws you a curt nod and you do the same.

    The then places a brown paper bag on your table, turns around and walks away.

    Intrigued by this unexpected parcel, you pick it up and look inside.


    goddamn i'm late, i had to fix up the yard.
    the dog decided to begin digging holes again.

    Also, captcha being a bitch.
    Flood detection too.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)00:47 No.17995418
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    >> Sciencezam Von Sciencestein !!eh0Fgi0FQSV 02/18/12(Sat)00:48 No.17995427
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    Cell medals!
    >> Sciencezam Von Sciencestein !!eh0Fgi0FQSV 02/18/12(Sat)00:50 No.17995455
    rolled 33 = 33



    I'm bad at this.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)00:51 No.17995462
    rolled 94 = 94

    Beginner's guide to alchemz. Bro has our back and heard a rumor we might be interested in this. Slipped in the back is a pamphlet about gender-swap potions and other "prank potions." Muh nigga.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)00:52 No.17995479
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    rolled 44 = 44

    A new doorlock.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)00:54 No.17995504

    We try and seduce Hartmann tonight. dont roll unless called for.
    We want all them highrolls.
    We don't want to be SHIROU'd again

    KamenRider got us condoms.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)00:56 No.17995517
    yeah guys, you'll use up all the good ones!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)00:59 No.17995552
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    THIS. KarateBro has our back
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)00:59 No.17995556
    Especially since the good roll already got used on it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)00:59 No.17995561
    rolled 31 = 31

    One of these. Because god damn it, so lulz.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:06 No.17995627
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    So, I've been catching up on this quest and I've got to ask, why are you writing 8-Bit Theater Fighter but calling him Shirou? It's funny, fucking hilarious even, and I get it, but it's not actually Shirou you have been writing.

    Also TYPEMOON and BUTLERS but not these fine young gentlemen? Oh well, can't have it all, I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:11 No.17995687
    OPs characters arent EXACTLY who they are based off.

    His Sakura is too bubbly, his Hayate too Pimp, his Shirou is a tad more clueless.
    The only dead-on character he's pushing is the bartender.
    And maybe crazy eye Nanoha.

    Also, it's not just type-moon he's drawing from.
    He said in the first thread he's mainly drawing from the NANOHA setting. But that shit has gone blurry now.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:11 No.17995688
    Same reason everyone else is out of character to some degree or another. For the lulz.
    >> Chitose !P/6bEswUAA 02/18/12(Sat)01:11 No.17995689
    rolled 21 = 21


    Here's to helping us tap dat Hartmann ass.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:14 No.17995713
    rolled 40 = 40

    INSIDE THE PACKAGE....................... IS ANOTHER PACKAGE.

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:16 No.17995721
    Well, the thing is, he isn't just writing Shirou slightly out of character, he has turned him into full blown 8Bit Fighter under a different skin and name. It IS funny, but at the same time slightly grates against my nerves to read.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:17 No.17995733
    rolled 95 = 95

    I don't know what 8Bit Fighter is supposed to mean.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:17 No.17995738
    He was going with the fanon (read: /a/) joke about Shirou having density on par with a black hole and being a general retard.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:18 No.17995746
    We see a note by Erica asking us to bang her.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:18 No.17995747
    Oh god what is this and is it archived how do I catch up. Polite sage for not contributing to the thread
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:19 No.17995753
    He's functionally retarded. In fact, he's so stupid, he's capable of doing things that aren't possible, because he's too stupid to realize they're impossible. If there's a way that he can do something, he will invariably pick the worst and dumbest way to do it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:19 No.17995758

    I think he's referring to a character from the webcomic "8-Bit Theater"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:19 No.17995764
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:19 No.17995765
    rolled 100 = 100

    We see a note by Erica asking us to bang her.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:19 No.17995767
    8-Bit Theater. Webcomic. http://www.nuklearpower.com/8-bit-theater/
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:20 No.17995770


    Tell us fine sir, what is thy name?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:20 No.17995771
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    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:20 No.17995775
    rolled 100 = 100

    The thing you're referencing sounds fucking stupid. That also doesn't describe how Shirou has been acting. He's really clueless, socially speaking, not magically and impossibly retarded.
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)01:23 No.17995797
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    You see something shiny inside.
    Reaching in you pull out a rather robust bolt lock.
    But the bag still isnt empty, so you just decide to dump it's contents on the table.

    You find 2 other locks and fittings for a peephole.
    There is also a box of condoms.

    "Goddamn, how'd he fit this all in there?"
    "No, not really." you answer.

    "Holyshit, Erica!" you exclaim.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:24 No.17995811
    rolled 51 = 51


    I think that could be part of what's in the bag (he's OK with Erica getting down with us), but since a brown paper bag sounds pretty hardware store-ish to me, I'd say it's an extra doorlock, possibly with Alchemy for Dummies thrown in.

    How much would he spend on us after only knowing us for a few days, after all?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:24 No.17995812
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    Saging because irrelevant, but...

    >> Rynex !3KCroq6wAA 02/18/12(Sat)01:25 No.17995817
    *yanks off mask*

    I am the player this quest deserves.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:25 No.17995820
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:26 No.17995825

    Because, my dear nub, we've been aiming to bang Erica all along. Is it not good that we're getting what we want?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:27 No.17995831
    But he(Shirou) would also never, ever, go and bug someone for free fudge. He would, at worst, ask them at school to help them make fudge, and only take some home with him if offered. His retardedness is from his selflessness. Not a "HEY CAN I HAZ A FREE STUFF?" BR. Fighter would, and then ask if you like swords.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:27 No.17995832
    >wasting rolls
    You don't understand how probability works, do you?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:29 No.17995848
    The Dice Gods care not for your pitiful "probability".
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:30 No.17995850
    I don't know who Shirou, in original form, is. I've never seen the piece of media from which he's drawn. I honestly don't give a fuck - from my perspective, THIS is the original and everything else is a cheap copy. The point is, this Shirou is acting like a socially inept tool, but is not acting in the so-dumb-he's-magic way you described that character from that god-awful-sounding-webcomic as acting.
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)01:32 No.17995867
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    You run up to your room.
    'SHITOHSHITOHSHIT' your scream mentally as you have totally forgotten about promises of 'Sausage' and 'Keilbasa'.

    Again the smell of fudge assaults your nose as you pass by Shirou's room
    "Heh. Fudge" You say.

    You walk into your room and you find someone in there.

    WHO IS IT?
    [ ] shirou
    [ ] keima
    [ ] erica
    [ ] other
    *You may roll a 1d4 if youd like*
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:33 No.17995870
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:33 No.17995872
    It's Shirou. He's asking why his room is fudge.

    Erica is there, and annoyed.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:33 No.17995875
    rolled 1 = 1

    [x] KEIMA

    Rolling, what harm could it do
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:34 No.17995880
    Erica. She's been preparing herself. HER BODY IS READY.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:34 No.17995887
    For refence
    Is not

    You have also admitted ignorance to both characters referenced, so your opinion is rather invalid on the subject. And don't knock 8-Bit before you've actually tried it, it's not nearly as horrible as you believe.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:37 No.17995898
    Erica. Time for hand to hand lessons followed by hot dickings.
    >> Chitose !P/6bEswUAA 02/18/12(Sat)01:37 No.17995900
    [X] ERICA
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:37 No.17995901
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:38 No.17995904
    rolled 1 = 1

    I'll let dice decide this.

    If I roll other, having Kuro (Nega-Shirou, whatever you wanna call him) in the room asking for more fudge might be funny.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:38 No.17995907

    >> Chitose !P/6bEswUAA 02/18/12(Sat)01:38 No.17995908
    Guys, we gotta install the damn bolt lock before dickings, or else, cockblock.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:39 No.17995914
    [X] Erica
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:40 No.17995931
    rolled 68 = 68

    Erica is hanging outside the window

    Keima is there about the data on the bunny mode with suggestions
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:41 No.17995944
    Shirou should be in his room attempting to eat the fudge
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:42 No.17995950
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    rolled 1 = 1

    Mfw im watching carnival phantasm as this thread goes up

    >> Rynex !3KCroq6wAA 02/18/12(Sat)01:43 No.17995954
    [X] Erica

    NEVER FORGET... your cock.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/18/12(Sat)01:43 No.17995962
    Eject Shirou with a firm "Later."
    Install Lock.
    Soothe Erica.
    Proceed to engage in dogfighting, manuevering, targeting and then release payload.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:45 No.17995970
    rolled 4 = 4

    two people: Amazoness and random.

    Amazoness is hungry, but actually wants to hug the bunny some more
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:45 No.17995972
    rolled 3 = 3


    Shirou should be in his fudge attempting to eat the room.

    ...What if Shirou ends up with HUGE jaw muscles from chewing all that fudge? That'd be a bit scary.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:46 No.17995988
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    What is shirou was in his room when we dumped fudge in there?
    Is he in a tomb of fudge?

    Is he trying to eat his way out?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)01:47 No.17995998
    rolled 1 = 1

    didn't respond when we knocked, probably wasn't in dorm. Could have been asleep though.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:03 No.17996126
    [X] Erica
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)02:04 No.17996136
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    Why the optional 1d4, you ask?
    well if the roll corresponded with the person you picked ill use it
    >[1] Shirou
    also lol i love Carnival Phantasm

    You walk in to find Shirou sitting on your bed.
    'GODDAMMIT SHIROU.' you scream in your head.

    "HEY, SUSAN! HEY!" he enthusiastically greets you.

    "Hey Shirou what's up?"
    "Err.. You're welcome."


    ***best of first 5 1d100***
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:06 No.17996152
    rolled 29 = 29

    Go eat yer damn fudge!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:07 No.17996154
    rolled 73 = 73


    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:07 No.17996157
    No, you may not. You wanted fudge so badly that you entered my room unbidden. You will need to deal with the fudge yourself.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:07 No.17996165
    rolled 46 = 46

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:08 No.17996169
    rolled 85 = 85

    Eat your god damn way in.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:08 No.17996170
    rolled 92 = 92

    Toss him out of a window. He may be a guest but we hate him. Also he's a terrible guest.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:08 No.17996176
    rolled 73 = 73

    Forgot roll.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:08 No.17996182
    rolled 45 = 45

    Sorry but my room is only set up for one person
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:09 No.17996194
    rolled 9 = 9

    "Hey Shirou, here's a really sharp knife to help you eat the fudge. Now run along and use it on your problem."

    Shirou's problem being Shirou. Maybe we'll be lucky and the idiot will hurt himself badly for his idiocy.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/18/12(Sat)02:13 No.17996230
    Oi, what's with all the Noko'd rolls?
    Anyways, good to see that the quest's still on.
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)02:14 No.17996245
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    rolled 72 = 72

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:16 No.17996254
    People too stupid to get 4chan X or at least have the thread open in two tabs for rollin purposes.

    Alternately smartphones.

    No we don't want to kill him or make him kill himself. The whole throwing him out because he entered unbidden thing is good.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:17 No.17996260
    rolled 50 = 50

    This may have gotten a bad roll but it is such perfect dialoge, we must us it.
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)02:22 No.17996305
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    As good as that sounds. >>17996170
    got the roll.

    You contemplate throwing him out the window.
    But a trainee crashing into the quad would be too hard to explain.

    "Hey, whats in the bag? IS IT MORE FUDGE?" Shirou asks eyeing the brown paperbag.

    "huh? Er, no, It's Math homework."
    "Youre lying. Homework doesnt come in bags."
    "Uh... In Canada they do."

    "LEMME SEE. LEMME SEE!" He says while trying to grab the bag from you.
    "NO. I WANNA SEE!" he says much like a child.

    The door bursts open.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:23 No.17996317
    Tell me Shirou, would a true hero, a true friend of justice be thwarted by FUDGE, it is meant as a challenge, a way to prove yourself, go forth and defeat the fudge and don't come back until tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:24 No.17996331
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:25 No.17996335
    rolled 7 = 7

    I was wondering OP

    Why do you have so many pictures of hayate in a skirt?

    I never ended up seeing the series
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)02:27 No.17996362
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    Gai steps in.
    He grabs shirou by a shoulder and spins him towards himself.

    "Shirou-san. You are disturbing our friend Susan-san." He tells the aspie. "How about we go out to town on my motorcycle?"

    Shirou again attempts to grab the brown paperbag.
    It begins to rip from the two of you fighting for it.

    As it finally gives way, Gai gives Shirou a firm slap on the cheek
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:28 No.17996374
    I don't remember much about Hayate except his Lady, a 12 or so year old twintails blonde loli, kept dressing him up in girls clothes and getting nosebleeds thinking about it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:29 No.17996385
    I take back what I said earlier. We should kill him.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:29 No.17996389
    rolled 30 = 30

    Hide the condoms in the book, protect the book, maybe (MAYBE) the locks will give him the hint.
    But probably not.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:30 No.17996392

    Kamen Rider Wingman, this be the day i die.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:31 No.17996400
    Manly tears of friendship.

    We need to find Karate Gai a gift after this, a gift thatshows him as much friendship as he's shown us.
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)02:31 No.17996401
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    >Why do you have so many pictures of hayate in a skirt?
    Because uhhh... I like the costume design. yeah, that.
    It's not like i like guys in skirts or anything.

    It's a fun show, but the manga is better.
    i suggest trying a volume or so of it out
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)02:44 No.17996524
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    The bag tears and spills its contents.
    The sound of leather on flesh echoes through your room.

    Suddenly a puff of smoke.
    And HE is standing there.
    Tall, suave, and manly.
    The afro topped, glasses wearing, dark skinned shirou. "Kuro" if you may.

    He looks at you, and he looks at the locks on the floor.
    His gaze stops a bit longer on the box of condoms.

    "Ah, It's all clear to me now." he says in that smooth drawl. "You were expecting company tonight, and clearly, We would be in the way."

    'Kuro-saaaaaaan~' you mentally say, swooning.

    "Well, Gai." He turns to KamenRider, "I'll take you up on that offer."

    "Please have a great evening, Susan." he says as he and Gai walk out the door.

    Your pink haze filled eyes follow the two down the hall.

    What now oh master butlers?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:46 No.17996544
    Clean up the bag, stow the rubbers, see to installing a lock.

    Brew up some tea and maybe see to mood lighting.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:47 No.17996553
    Call Erica, install lock. Don't bother stowing the condoms for now.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:47 No.17996554
    rolled 28 = 28


    What would be a good gift for Gai...

    Can we find a nice, justice-loving, martial arts girl for him somewhere?
    Maybe something to give him some casting ability?
    He seems to be doing OK, but we still don't know much about him.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:47 No.17996556
    rolled 69 = 69

    Yeah, do this.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:48 No.17996563
    rolled 24 = 24

    Wat. Why did he turn into a black guy?

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:49 No.17996574
    Clean up, make sure everything is dandy, install locks, invite Erika, think of gift for Gai, something he would deeply appreciate.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:49 No.17996577
    Use master butlering to instal simple home hardware. (attach the locks)

    examine the frame to see about possible reinforcement, measure the door itself for replacement with something far more durable.

    next time we're in town look up the cost on buying something along the lines of a blast resistant door and frame.

    The room will be idiot proof after that.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:49 No.17996581
    We could look into making a MAJAIK infused combat booster for Gai during our Alchemy Lessons.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:50 No.17996584
    rolled 86 = 86

    Get him a pimp hat.
    Him and mike need those.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:50 No.17996586
    rolled 16 = 16

    Because we tested our homebrewed genderswap potion on him.
    As you might guess, it failed spectacularly.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:52 No.17996611
    We could set him up with amazoness since they seemed to get along well during the combat trial.

    But I want her to be ours along with the girls we have already encountered so a justice loving mahou shoujo with ranged combat seems the best idea
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:53 No.17996620
    He turned into a that guy earlier when we tested our first potion on him.

    I guess a sudden jolt triggers the transformation now?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)02:56 No.17996655
    The first time it happened, I didn't catch it, but this smells strongly of a Family Matters reference...
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:01 No.17996694
    I just realized.

    It is a potion of pure opposites...

    We need to test this on Sakura and Keima
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:02 No.17996701

    he didnt turn female though
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:03 No.17996702
    rolled 68 = 68

    But then we'd just end up with Keima and Sakura.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/18/12(Sat)03:05 No.17996717
    Or is it? Personally, I'm thinking it's more... refinement, than reversal.

    But that's not very entertaining is it?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:10 No.17996775
    Well it makes an autistic white guy who can barely string a sentence together without derping into an attractive intelligent black man that even men want to screw.

    Seems more reversal than refinement to me
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)03:14 No.17996800
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    As your vision normalizes, and your head clears you decide to clean up.
    Closing the door, you grab the stuff off the floor. simply putting the locks down on your desk and stashing the box of rubbers in one of your drawers.

    You turn to the door itself and contemplate attaching the locks now or tomorrow.

    "Yeah. That'll be bad."

    You take Jakob out from your hat and have him assist you in attaching the 3 locks, and the peephole. It's all accomplished easily with your skills of butlery.

    You clean up the wood shaving, and lock the door.
    You then ask Jakob back into the hat, and take it off.
    Activating Kraus, you request him to prepare the room while you fetch Erica.

    You hover on one of your saucers up to her bedroom window, the blinds are closed so you knock on the glass.

    She opens the blinds and window.
    "You're late." She says sourly.

    ****ROLL 2D100****
    First roll determines if you are picked [closest to 50]
    Second roll determines your charisma

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:14 No.17996801
    rolled 79 = 79


    We do know someone with far more experience in Alchemy than us...

    Other random thoughts:
    - What's the internet-equivalent like here? Can we get Kraus to search for information of Alchemy online when we don't need him?
    - If we stick a knife into the hallway's ceiling, can Kraus use it to check who's coming? He's shown he can use his abilities through parts of the teaset at a distance, after all.
    - Is there a limit on how many teapots/crockery/cutlery we can have at a time? Can we dual-wield tea lasers?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:17 No.17996819
    rolled 5, 66 = 71

    Alright. Let's do it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:17 No.17996825
    rolled 86, 14 = 100

    Well hello mien engel sorry I am late but I had to ensure we wouldn't have the same result again
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:17 No.17996828
    rolled 100, 38 = 138

    I've done alright with the dicegods in the past, here goes nothin'
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:18 No.17996832
    rolled 16, 8 = 24

    Get on one knee, bow head, beg forgiveness from our mighty, beautiful Angel.
    >dice gods
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:18 No.17996834
    rolled 78, 88 = 166

    Oh, how forever alone we will be...
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:19 No.17996840
    rolled 98, 58 = 156

    Oops looks like i got my numbers backwards there. The 100 should be in the second column.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:19 No.17996841
    rolled 88, 10 = 98

    Sorry, I had to make sure everything was perfect before I came to see you.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:20 No.17996849
    rolled 32, 7 = 39

    I was unavoidably held up milady and shall endeavor throughout this evening to restore amends. Now what do you say to joining me for a lovely repast.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:20 No.17996850
    At this point, I don't even.

    They are toying with me. I leave it up to the rest of you gents.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/18/12(Sat)03:21 No.17996859
    Yeah, I was realizing the ridiculousness of my theory as I was posting it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:21 No.17996862
    I was held up Erica, but I had to make sure everything was perfect and my new locks were secure. Please allow me to make it up to you.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:21 No.17996863
    rolled 42, 95 = 137


    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:22 No.17996865
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:22 No.17996866
    rolled 63, 60 = 123

    And I can't remember dice for shit.
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)03:23 No.17996872
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    >- What's the internet-equivalent like here? Can we get Kraus to search for information of Alchemy online when we don't need him?
    AI-Device accessed network. Elsie seems to be quite profficient with using it.
    ryuu [your alchem teacher] says "experience is better than analysis."

    - If we stick a knife into the hallway's ceiling, can Kraus use it to check who's coming? He's shown he can use his abilities through parts of the teaset at a distance, after all.
    Possible.. but a knife in the ceiling would look weird.

    >- Is there a limit on how many teapots/crockery/cutlery we can have at a time? Can we dual-wield tea lasers?
    In non-combat mode, everything is unlimited [less drain on your reserves]
    But in combat, each piece of cutlery/service draws from your majaik reserves. The knives/forks/spoons seem unlimited. You've had a maximum of 2 cups out in combat.

    You can attempt to dual wield tealasers [why?]
    But it's inadvisable since you crash if you tax your resources too much
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:23 No.17996878
    Hey, let's go with this one.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:23 No.17996880
    rolled 98 = 98


    We have a winner!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:23 No.17996881
    Not with that roll
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)03:30 No.17996930
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    rolled 20, 88 = 108

    Wow you guys roll bad.
    Here let me try and roll for you.

    ALLOWING MORE ROLLS for the next 2minutes.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:31 No.17996936
    rolled 45 = 45


    I tried to trick the dice so we'd do well, but we got even better and I am completely OK with that.

    I might not be any use for a while as far as dice go, though, since there's probably going to be some heavy Karma to pay...
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/18/12(Sat)03:31 No.17996937
    Looks liek we're pretty set with >>17996863 boss
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:32 No.17996943
    rolled 27, 28 = 55

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:32 No.17996952
    Uh dude see
    Or if you're counting the first 5
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/18/12(Sat)03:34 No.17996963
    It's closest to 50 that gets picked, or so he says. Which does make the 95 the winning roll, however.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:35 No.17996971
    No need really

    45 95

    Picked and we rock her so hard the whole dorm needs a smoke
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:38 No.17996989
    Do you understand how probability works? We are sitting on a 95. You don't reroll 95s.
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)03:43 No.17997029
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    rolled 70, 24 = 94

    I didnt say 'First 5' that time.

    "NOPE." you tell her.
    "Yes you are." says. "Did you know that I was waiting for you to come back since sunset?"
    "I tried going to your room but i found FUCKING SHIROU there."

    not wanting to push her any further, you say
    "Ah. I apologize, my meeting with mr.Ryuu took longer than expected."

    "You have no idea how much i wanted to open fire on him from outside the window. I only stopped myself since blood would be hard to get off the bedsheets."

    "Again, I'm sorry, I shouldave contacted you to tell you that the meeting was taking longer than expected."
    "Oh. Okay" She says, a small smile forming. "You need to make up for it though."

    "Of course." you tell her.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:45 No.17997049
    >Charismatic NOPE

    Not what I was going for, but what the hell I'll take it.

    Of course being a butler we are supremely qualified to provide the proper service(ing) to this young lady to make up for our tardiness.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:46 No.17997052
    rolled 83, 33 = 116

    Okay, NOW get on one knee, bow head, and praise her as a goddess this mortal plain is unworthy to witness.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:47 No.17997055
    inb4 bunnymodo
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:49 No.17997074
    Go easy on that noise brah. Compliments are great but gettin into like worship junk tends to freak out the bitches.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/18/12(Sat)03:49 No.17997076
    Only use "Angel" rather than goddess, to continue prior nickname use
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:49 No.17997078
    >>17997052 here
    And do it in bunny mode.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:51 No.17997088
    That seems a tad excessive, praise her and apologize profusely for our tardiness, call her Angel but we want charming not absurd.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)03:52 No.17997097
    Man we are a classy as fuck butler. We will apologize for being late and pay her due compliments for being fine as hell, but there is no need for melodramatic crap.
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)04:06 No.17997186
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    rolled 98, 26 = 124

    You pick her up in your arms and get back on the saucer.
    You float down to your room, and step inside.

    You look around to see that Kraus has outdone himself.
    The interior looks like it was ripped right out of a fine restaurant.

    a table set for two is in the middle of the room, with a bottle of wine chilling on a small stand nearby.

    "You've not had dinner yet, right?" You ask Erica.
    "Nope, got too engrossed in waiting for you."
    "Well then, let's take care of that."

    You sit her down and make a move to begin service. but her hand reaches out and grabs you.
    "Won't you have dinner with me?" she asks you with a look in her eyes.
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)04:08 No.17997199
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    "But i nee-" But before you could finish, Kraus interrupts.


    "But, J can't reach the table." you tell Kraus.
    "Oh, but i can sir," Says Jakob as he steps out of the shadows.

    You are facing an anthromorphic rabbit, dressed still in a perfect copy of your own uniform.
    "Ooooh, he grew big." Erica comments
    "No shit." You say in return.


    "Yes sir," Jakob states as he guides you to a seat "The picnic earlier showed that my diminutive size, though handy, can't be all that versatile. So i requested master Kraus' help"

    "I can stay in this form for an hour, before i revert back."

    "I see. well then Jakob, Kraus, I leave everything to you two."

    Jakob begins serving you two dinner.
    An entree of Garlic King Prawns on a herbed potato rosti drizzled with a sweet balsamic reduction comes first.

    What do we talk about?

    >"my dice are rolling on thier own!"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/18/12(Sat)04:10 No.17997228
    "Of course, Angel."
    Time for Jakob to play waiter?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)04:12 No.17997240
    rolled 30, 32 = 62

    "So. We got owned by Santa. I'm unsure how to feel about this."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)04:12 No.17997246
    rolled 96 = 96

    How do you feel about flying?
    What were you doing before being recruited?
    How was that first combat exercise for you?

    Stuff like that. Classy, caring stuff.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)04:14 No.17997259
    Get to know her better, ask her about her life before she joined the IDPKB, nothing gloomy but get to know her better, if she asks questions about us answer honestly and we also ought to let her know our name isn't Susan, tell her it wasn't a lie it's more of a nom de guerre.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/18/12(Sat)04:14 No.17997264
    Shit. Small talk. One of my many weaknesses.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)04:15 No.17997271
    rolled 3 = 3

    Before the food is served we should make sure she isn't allergic to shellfish...

    Nothing kills the mood like an extreme allergic reaction
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)04:17 No.17997282
    ... and I quoted the wrong post AND left my dice on...

    How unbecoming of me.
    I apologize.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)04:30 No.17997372
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    Did Jakob turn into that rabbit from Rozen Maiden?

    Also speaking of RozenMaiden.
    we should have an encounter with Shinku.

    She's put our tea skillz to the test
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)04:33 No.17997393
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    Combat mode bunny?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)04:41 No.17997455
    I think Redwall style would be more appropriate
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)04:41 No.17997460
    rolled 33 = 33

    This seems like the fateful question, but:

    What would happen if Jakobman (or whatever you want to call that form) used Bunnymode? Would he move so fast that time would stop?

    Also, if Kraus can affect cutlery at a distance, could we throw a knife and have it enlarge in flight? I'm guessing it'd use more MAJAIK, but it'd give an element of surprise if the enemy isn't paying attention.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)04:42 No.17997467
    Jakob can't use bunnymode.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)04:49 No.17997513
    This shit.
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)04:50 No.17997519
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    You start chitchat with Erica.
    "So... What were you doing before you joined up for the IDPKB?"

    "Oh, I was a strike witch." She says, as pride, and a hint of sadness flashes in her face. "I was one of the Aces too."

    "What's a strike witch?" you ask, your interest piqued.

    "Well, there was this war going on, and we were fighting aliums." She explains to you. "Female magic users were trained to use striker units ,those plane things on my legs, to fight the aliums with."

    "So you were a soldier?" You ask her.
    "NO. I was a witch." she clarifies. "anyway, We won the war. And my home is now rebuilding."

    "The IDPKB sent an Ambassador to the witches a few weeks ago." She talks as she takes small bites of food. "And asked to open up relations with us."

    "High witch command of course jumped on the opportunity to 'spread thier wings' and sent some witches to be trained as IDPKB operative."

    "I was one of those picked."

    "If this goes well, My world's Witch Command structure might end up a standing arrangement with the IDPKB."

    "We supply Operatives, and we get more powerful trained witches in return."

    "Wait there are others that came with you?" You say as you jab a prawn with a fork

    "Yeah, There are 3 witches here. I was scouted for combat/enforcer training. One of my superiors is in command ironing out details of the agreement with the Bureau. And the third one was set to train with the nerds down in R&D."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)04:52 No.17997533
    Oh god Charlotte let's not go near them ever. EVER.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)04:53 No.17997538
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    Bitch please
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)04:57 No.17997565
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    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)04:57 No.17997574
    But operator bunny doesn't seem gentlemanly enough for him
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)04:58 No.17997577
    rolled 57 = 57

    Erica with glasses? WHAT.

    We have to go down to R&D.
    That's where we take alchemy lessons.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:00 No.17997592
    That be Ursula. Erica's twin sister.
    I smell shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:02 No.17997602
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    Dude. Erica has a twin.
    She's the one working on the jet units in season 2.

    And If I know OP's style, it WILL be her.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:03 No.17997611
    >Erica/Ursual/Trude fanficiton
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:04 No.17997616
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    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:07 No.17997633
    rolled 86 = 86

    Well, I guess we could ask if she likes flying?
    And what she thinks of fudge.
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)05:11 No.17997661
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    "Maybe you could introduce them to me some time."
    "Sure," her look darkens "But make sure you keep your mitts off them."
    "Jawohl." You reply with a mock salute.

    "So, what about you?" Erica switches the tables. "Tell me about 'SUSAN'."

    The main course arrives, Jakob dishing out grilled lamb fillet on a bed of sweet potato puree, topped with rosemary jus & Parsnip chips

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:12 No.17997669
    rolled 58 = 58

    [x] CRAZY IVAN
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:13 No.17997673

    Seconding CRAZY IVAN
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:14 No.17997682
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    Oh shit, all the potential puns flooding my brain!
    Dackeltrouble, dackeltime...
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:14 No.17997683

    But really, why did we say we were called Susan?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:14 No.17997684
    rolled 84 = 84

    Come clean.
    It would feel nice to unload some.

    And if we do it right, we will get to "Come" and "Unload" tonight.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:15 No.17997688
    rolled 84, 96 = 180

    Actually, speak the truth.
    The awesome, heartbreaking, horrible truth.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:17 No.17997700
    THIS. OP Could use it as an opportunity to retcon 'SUSAN'

    >Leonard defeelyo
    Is that our real name Captcha?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:17 No.17997701
    rolled 36 = 36


    [x] CRAZY IVAN.

    Or, y'know, start off with some of the lesser secrets and try to divert the conversation back to her.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:19 No.17997710
    [x] CRAZY IVAN

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:19 No.17997712
    Well, our name isn't Susan, we panicked when we were recruited and said that and it's kinda stuck, I don't particularly mind but I thought you should know. My life before coming here really wasn't that interesting before the recruitment, had a few not so close friends and was well on track for an average life. No real problems in my life, loving parents and I was probably going to end up with a decent paying office job, but it was just bland until a monkey showed up and I became a magic butler.

    We need to come up with a real name.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:20 No.17997718
    Before I tell you my name...
    I can see you, can you see me?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:22 No.17997725
    rolled 64 = 64

    Actually, KRAUS set up[ some details for us back in one of the threads.

    Seems like we are Hayate from HnG. But we didn't get to meet Nagi, so maybe that's where the character diverted from
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:24 No.17997739
    It would be nice to have someone that isnt a psycho loli, or our Device, or a Teacher, to know who we actually were.
    >"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/18/12(Sat)05:28 No.17997748
    I'm hoping that Crazy Ivan is, essentially, coming clean.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:38 No.17997782
    rolled 17 = 17

    [X] Crazy Ivan.
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)05:44 No.17997807
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    >Welp you guys want it.

    "Erica, do you know the story of Pandora's Box?"
    you say as you look her in the eyes.
    "Of course. A box that was supposed to remain closed, but someone opened it since she wanted to know"
    "Indeed. And after Pandora opened it, all the evils of the world poured out." you say with a low voice. Your hand unconsciously forming into a tight fist.

    "But there was also hope in the box." she reaches across the table and holds your hand. "Now tell me about yourself."

    You relax a bit and set your shoulders. "Very well, if you insist."

    "I was born to callus and unloving parents. I lived my life unable to rely on anyone. My older brother disappeared when I was a child, most likely to run away from our horrid parents."
    "I was left to struggle to keep myself afloat. I took jobs left and right. Pushing my body to it's limits. And learning quite a few skills along the way."

    "A few months ago, my parents vanished, leaving me a note telling me about a large amount they owed some 'nice people'."
    Your face settles into a steely facade.
    "The very same 'nice people' tried to take me by force and harvest my organs for the black market."

    "I escaped from the 'nice people' and have been in hiding ever since."

    "And that's where Mike found me."

    >Too dramu?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/18/12(Sat)05:47 No.17997816
    Just right.

    "But that's in the past, now, and there's one hell of a future to look forward to."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:47 No.17997817
    No, it's fine, we've been acting like Hayate from the get-go

    Plus our false name is just like we were in one of the manga Nagi writes.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:48 No.17997822
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    rolled 23 = 23

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:48 No.17997823
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    No, it's awright.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:48 No.17997826
    rolled 52, 55 = 107

    Nope. Perfect.
    >one hell of a future
    I'd prefer "and my future... is full of fudge."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:50 No.17997834
    also, we owe ~1.5 million USD if the actual debt from Hayate is accurate for us.

    We get paid 6200 USD a week, so in ~5 years we will have earned more than that amount, make it 7 years because of various costs and no more money owed.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:51 No.17997836
    It's awwright, as long as we don't turn into a self pity machine unfitting of our butlery self.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/18/12(Sat)05:51 No.17997838
    Naw, that's Shirou's future, and his room.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:52 No.17997839
    You guys have clearly not read Hayate no Gotoku, do so you shall be well rewarded.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/18/12(Sat)05:54 No.17997850
    Future's so bright, we gotta wear shade, man. Got nothin to be self pitying about
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)05:56 No.17997857
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    "And your real name?" she asks as she squeezes your hand.

    "Hayate. I'm Ayasaki Hayate." You say with a small smile. "Pleased to meet you."

    "No. The pleasure is mine." She flashes you a bright smile.

    "Anyway, That's all in my past." you say, as you straighten up. "I have the whole kickass future to look forward to. I dont intend to fudge that up."

    "That's the spirit." She says with a final pat on your hand as she gets back to eating.

    The dire mood lifted from the scene you try and talk her up some more.

    "So, did you see what I did to Shirou's room?" you ask her.

    "I didnt see it, since I've never seen it opened yet." She answers wit ha grin, But the whole dorm can smell it by now.
    "What exactly did you do? Coat every inch of it in fudge?"

    "NOPE. I filled it. That thing is a solid cube of ROCKHARD FUDGE."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:56 No.17997859
    We can just go to them and either pay them off by selling a gorillion pieces of fudge or wash them out with a teanami and steal/forge their files on our debt.
    Or we kill them all.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:59 No.17997871
    goddammit I love that series far too much, and now I need to re-read the damn thing for the awesomeness.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:59 No.17997872
    rolled 40, 80 = 120

    Or we can just let them come at us, bro.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)05:59 No.17997874
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    rolled 100 = 100

    We could introduce those "nice people" to Mike.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:01 No.17997879
    It is unbecoming of a butler to not settle a monetary debt as soon as possible, and they are legitimately owed money.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:01 No.17997882
    Magic police trooper gorrilla with pimpcane vs some yakuza?

    Yeah theyre Fudged.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/18/12(Sat)06:03 No.17997893
    Hmm, yes, how does the IDKPB feel about organleggers?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:03 No.17997896
    I can't believe you people, suggesting that someone attempting to become a fine upstanding gentleman of a butler would do something so unsightly as skip out on a debt.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:03 No.17997898
    Another compulsive lie?
    Good thing she's from another dimension.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:04 No.17997905
    Actually truth.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/18/12(Sat)06:05 No.17997910
    Oh, we'll see the debt repaid. We'll also see their illegal operations busted up good and proper.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:05 No.17997911
    rolled 76, 6 = 82

    But stupid parents owe them, not us.
    Pretty sure it isn't legal to just go MY KIDS WILL PAY YOU BYE~ when someone owes you money.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:07 No.17997915
    ... when you owe someone money.
    Fucking dyslexia.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:08 No.17997922
    True, but that's an issue with the parents, those gentlement other than their illegal organ sales have done no wrong other than wanting to be paid back.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:09 No.17997925
    Did we pull the whole "Fudge You, Fudge Me, Go Fudge Yourself and I Don't Give a Flying Fudge." yet?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/18/12(Sat)06:10 No.17997927
    Alright guys, don't fudge this up, I expect something fukken glorious come the day.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:11 No.17997929
    rolled 39 = 39

    ...I just remembered the dorm room's doors open inwards.

    Since we filled Shirou's room with fudge, that door cannot physically open.

    ...Maybe we should reduce the amount of fudge to one massive block in the middle of the room than makes it nearly impossible to enter or move around, instead of ACTUALLY impossible to enter or move around.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:12 No.17997933
    The room has a window, he's good.
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)06:15 No.17997947
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    nope. legit. WORD OF GOD.
    >Always wanted to fix that SUSAN stuff.
    >and the butler set-up was too good not to use.

    "And he he did he take it?" she says with mirth in her voice.
    "He reacted like Christmas, NewYear's, And his birthday came at the same time." you answer incensed,

    "Fucking Shirou." you both say at the same time.
    You share a laugh, as you continue.

    "oh by the way, next time we see him, I need to show you something."
    "And what is that?" She asked curiously.
    "Well, i fucked up trying to duplicate that gender-potion they set to trap us with on the first day. let me just say that the effects on Sshirou were interesting." You say as you think back to Kuro-san's grace, and charisma.

    YOu imagine running your fingers trough his hair... His voice as he calls out your name... His...

    "Hey. Hey, Teacup!" Erica waves her hand infront of your face. "You with me?"

    You snap out of the daze, "Ah! Yes. Sorry about that."

    Jakob clears the dishes from the main course and sets out dessert. A homemade sticky date pudding with butterscotch sauce & double cream.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:18 No.17997967
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:18 No.17997969
    Where is that guy from?
    Damn. He's too fine to ignore.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:20 No.17997975
    Seto no Hanayome.

    Seriously /tg/ I know you guys profess to hate animu and act like faggots about it, but at least be aware of some of the larger titles from the past decade.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:26 No.17997992
    I saw quite a few Anime I was even on /a/ for a time, but never, ever heard of that thing.
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)06:28 No.17997998
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    Seto no Hanayome.
    One of the few anime that /a/ thinks is actually funny.

    Erica digs into dessert.
    Jakob reverts to his small form before you can do the same.
    He stands reaching over to him, you pat his head and say
    "Okay J. thanks for the help. You can go rest now, I'll take care of the rest."

    You pick him up and set him down near the hat you keep on the windowsill.
    "Goodnight Master, Mistress." he says with a bow. "Please enjoy the rest of your evening."

    "Oh, I'm sure we will." Erica replies with a smirk.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:31 No.17998011

    i'm no expert on archiving so please let me know if i did something wrong or if i did it to soon.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:35 No.17998031
    Yeah, tad early. Next time, wait for OP to tell us we're done.
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)06:46 No.17998073
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    "She turns to you." A hint of mischief in her eye.
    "Hey, you know seeing big Jakob reminds me of something."

    You don't like how that sounds.
    "And that would be?" you ask her nervously.

    "BUNNY EARS." she answers as she leans over the table to grab your collar. "Big bow. Nice frilly skirt. Cute striped panties."

    In your mind, a thousand little men are running around in a control room, red lights flash, screens display "ABORT!".

    Wat do, oh master butlers?

    >fucking captcha, takes me around 4 tries to get one to work.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:48 No.17998080
    [x] CRAZY IVAN

    For once id like to see this implemented.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:49 No.17998084
    rolled 49, 98 = 147

    "Okay, but on one condition. If I don't wear pants, neither do you."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:50 No.17998091

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:50 No.17998092
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    [x] do a barrel roll!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:52 No.17998101
    >49, 98
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:54 No.17998113
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    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:56 No.17998121
    he wasn't asking for a roll though.

    [x] CRAZY IVAN
    [x] DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:58 No.17998132
    "One condition. No striped panties."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)06:59 No.17998137
    You want us to go all bunny ear crossdressing you have to provide something of similar value, tit for tat. No pants or you also going bunny/cat girl on us or something of that ilk
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:00 No.17998147
    She ALREADY doesn't wear pants.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:01 No.17998149
    "Perhaps, if two conditions are met. Something similar for you, and no panties."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:08 No.17998182
    Go with it, Like A Boss.

    "Oh? I didn't know you were in to that sort of thing. Though as a Butler, I must strive to ensure your "entertainment."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:10 No.17998191
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)07:10 No.17998192
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    >Attempting CRAZY IVAN

    "NOOOOOOOOPE!" and you try to pull away.

    She proves too strong and she keeps a firm hold on your collar.
    "oh, youre not getting out of this."
    She takes the her hat off her head and places it on your own.
    "Guess what data Elsie showed Frau earlier?"
    She declares with an evil look in her eyes.
    She pulls you up off the chair by your shirt.
    "Frau, Engage disguise, use that data we have."
    "Roger." Her hat replies.

    Your butler clothes dissolve and reform into a perfect replica of BunnyMode.

    "Heh. Bunny." She says.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:12 No.17998201

    we need an adult.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:12 No.17998204
    rolled 1 = 1

    Lock the door
    Get on the floor
    Do the Hartmann
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:15 No.17998219
    "Well, great. Now you're the only one in the room wearing pants."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:17 No.17998227
    "Well then, miss Hartmann. Your turn."
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)07:18 No.17998232
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    "You see," this is much more fun. "I heard from Elsie that the Bunnymode only lasts for only sixty seconds."
    she twirls you around, the skirt flaring to reveal the tie-up striped panties.
    "but by duplicating only the outfit using Frau, I can make this last AS LONG AS I WANT"

    "HAHAHAHAHHA YOU LOOK LIKE SUCH A FAG." Kraus says from his spot on the table, now fully able to enjoy the sight since hes not part of the outfit.

    "Kraus, do please shut up." Erica says as she gives him THE LOOK.

    "Yes'm" Kraus replies sheepishly
    "Now Kraus, please clean the table up and go on stand by, I don't think we'll be needing your services for a while."
    The table disappears, your room goes back to normal.
    Kraus in teaset mode is on the desk, silent.
    'Holy shit. She can even shut Kraus up.' you think 'I'm fucked.'
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:18 No.17998233
    Demand tit for tat.

    We better fucking see some skimpy outfits happening on her right this instant
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:19 No.17998238
    Bro, do you want to get us killed?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:23 No.17998247
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    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:24 No.17998252
    >'I'm fucked.'
    Well, she's clearly taking the lead, let's just play along.
    And by 'play along' I of course mean 'CRAZY IVAN'.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:26 No.17998261
    You've lost all the chips in this little game. That means you've only got to gain! Throw caution and safety to the wind and take her.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:28 No.17998266
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    >take me now
    Fuck that.
    Let's get going.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:29 No.17998273
    I know this is totally meta and all, but I seem to remember that when any of the strike witches used their magic, they grew little ears and tails...
    You guys can do what you will with this information
    Also, as many have already stated in this thread... She's not wearing any pants... she never wears pants, she just sometimes has airplanes for legs...
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)07:31 No.17998282
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    Deciding to take it like a man, you stop trying to struggle.
    You stand there at attention.

    "Now... What should i make you do?" she ponders. "ah, I know. Do a little twirl for me."

    "MA'AM YES MA'AM." and you do the most elegant twirl you can muster.

    "Hmn, that outfit looks too good on you. I'm sure there are people out there that would pay to see this." she says as she walks towards you and lifts the hem of your skirt. "Even these panties look dangerously good on you." she says as she playfully tugs at one of the bows that hold the panties in place.

    "I wonder though. Our combat outfits are generated according to personal preference. Do you actually like dressing up like this?"

    "MA'AM NO MA'AM."
    'shit she's in control again.' you think.
    'eh. what the hell.'

    "Then why the striped panties?"

    "I see, then this must make it much easier to move." She pulls the bow undone.

    >why boner
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:34 No.17998297

    inb4 shirou
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:34 No.17998303
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:34 No.17998306
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    Me gusta.
    Double check door and window locks.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:35 No.17998312

    more like
    >boner Approved
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)07:35 No.17998315
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    okay guys.

    Give me some rolls.
    I wont say what for.
    But just roll your 1d100s
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:36 No.17998316
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:36 No.17998319
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    rolled 93 = 93

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:36 No.17998321
    rolled 3 = 3


    oh boy
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:36 No.17998322
    rolled 47 = 47

    Uh oh.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:36 No.17998324
    rolled 34, 94, 66, 19, 2, 100, 35, 34, 97, 87 = 568

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:37 No.17998326
    rolled 86 = 86

    I hope we're not rolling for anal circumference.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:37 No.17998327
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    rolled 36 = 36

    welp this is going to end badly.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:37 No.17998335
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    rolled 7 = 7

    >rolls 10d100
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:38 No.17998336
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    aw shit son what are you doing
    >> my body is ready Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:38 No.17998343
    rolled 16 = 16

    but is Susan's
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:39 No.17998345
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    rolled 34 = 34

    You could say
    we're fucked.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:39 No.17998350
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    rolled 34 = 34


    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:40 No.17998353
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    rolled 27 = 27

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:41 No.17998362
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    rolled 40 = 40

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:41 No.17998364
    Frau on our head?

    mentalitatablah something embarassing about her from the device if at all possible.

    or you know... get dominated like a boss.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:42 No.17998372
    rolled 46 = 46

    "Now, while I'm totally alright with this, but isn't it rude to not let Frau and Kraus... you know."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:43 No.17998374
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    rolled 37 = 37


    how many rolls do you need ?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:44 No.17998381
    Absolutly, Frau is our guest as well, and we should treat our guests accordingly.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:46 No.17998394
    rolled 19 = 19

    Just keep rolling, we may come out of this yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:46 No.17998395
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    rolled 37 = 37

    >Something trivial
    >Roll molto bene
    >Get sex with Erica
    >Let's roll badly like always!

    Pic related, RNGs. Pic. Related.
    Fucking cockblocking pieces of die.
    >> HUEHUEHUE Landiing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)07:47 No.17998400
    Erica starts growing in size and shape, While you notice that the room starts growing larger as well.

    "Wah what is going on?" you ask as your voice raises in pitch.

    Where Erica once sat is now a handsome young German man. "Ahh don't be afraid I think bunny mode looks good on you Susan sweety." His husky accented voice replies.

    Slowly he takes off you panties
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:48 No.17998402
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    rolled 24 = 24


    Well, okay.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:49 No.17998410
    rolled 84, 72, 47, 7, 35, 9, 46, 40, 53, 27, 76, 40, 96, 99, 14, 26, 76, 82, 97, 71, 1, 4, 85, 16, 86 = 1289

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:50 No.17998413
    Aaaaand now OP needs a tripcode.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:51 No.17998421
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    rolled 2 = 2


    *clap clap*
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:52 No.17998424
    It would appear that 25 dice at a time is the limit
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:53 No.17998431
    rolled 63, 10, 87, 68, 64, 86, 99, 42, 61, 98, 68, 81, 70, 69, 97, 70, 72, 27, 38, 1, 59, 46, 27, 85, 16 = 1504

    >> Landiing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)07:56 No.17998443

    added the extra i just for fun and cause this is taking too long
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)07:56 No.17998447
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    "Wha!~" you yell out.
    The panties fall to the floor as she reaches under your skirt to advance on your Capitol.

    She then strategically positions herself to overwhelm it with her oral assault.

    Your defenses are no match for her superior fire power. And in mere moments you feel your little general ready admit defeat.
    "E-erica..." you say as your fingers run through her golden locks.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:58 No.17998453
    rolled 19 = 19

    we didn't roll LOW enough?
    ARGH whatever we're the butler, we exist to serve.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:58 No.17998455
    OH BOY.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:59 No.17998459
    you DIDNT want to get dominated by a german fighter ace?
    wtf man
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)07:59 No.17998460

    really glad he averaged that time instead of first/ highest roll
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/18/12(Sat)07:59 No.17998462
    We should be glad we didn't roll higher. Can you say "Goddamnit, Shirou!"?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)08:02 No.17998471
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)08:04 No.17998482
    Totally ok with this.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)08:09 No.17998499
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    This happened right when I got to the Alice Blowjob in the new Monstergirl Quest2 Patch. Are you a wizard, OP?
    >> MEANWHILE.... Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)08:12 No.17998511
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    The town is bathed in light.
    A brisk wind sweeps across the streets.

    In the distance a single headlight approaches.
    A song plays in the breeze.
    ~Semaruuuuuuu shockah Jigoku no guundaaaan~

    An old lady, her eyesight not that good at nighttime attempts to cross the road to get to a convenience store.

    Tires screech.
    Someone yells out.

    Shirou lays on the pavement after being ejected out of the sidecar attached to KamenRider's bike.
    Gai, gets off the bike and helps the old lady cross the street before he picks up the mangled shirou and dumps him back into the sidecar.

    Pulling his hand back, he once again delivers a slap to the battered face of his passenger.

    Kuro-san, back once again, nary a scratch on his dandy frame, turns to his companion.
    "Hey, want to hit up some bars?"

    The bike roars back to life.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)08:14 No.17998526
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)08:15 No.17998534
    >Pulling his hand back, he once again delivers a slap to the battered face of his passenger.

    Oh? It turns on and off by slapping on the face?


    I can imagine now: Shirou does something dumb as shit and embarrassing, like groping a girls boobs without realizing it. She slaps him. He turn into Kuro. The girl's loins get hot.
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)08:18 No.17998553
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    Any violent shock will do.
    he turned back to Shirou by falling off the bike.
    [Kurou san tried to dive to protect the old lady, seeing as he was on the bike as well, it ended up quite badly for him]
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)08:30 No.17998611
    We really should look into a way to fix this.

    Not that it isn't funny but kurou could start beating us in bitches pulled... And we have a bit of an obsession with him
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)08:31 No.17998619
    We need to find a way to make Kuro permanent.
    And make a potion for us that stops from getting reduced to swooning mess whenever we are near him.
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)08:34 No.17998635
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    The assault stops as suddenly at it had begin.
    A ceasefire? no. its a demand for surrender.

    Erica gets up off her knees and stare you in the face.
    "Say please." She commands you and you are more than happy to comply.

    "Please, Erica-MMPGH." her mouth covers your.
    As your delegations discuss the terms of surrender, she pushes you towards the bed.

    The back of your knees hit the frame and you fall down.

    Erica climbs on top of you and pulls off the rabbit ears.
    "Frau, Standby mode." the ears once again turn back into her signature hat, and she tosses it on the desk. It expertly lands right on top of Kraus' pot.

    Your clothes disintegrate and you find yourself once-more wearing the white Bureau blazer.

    She pulls off your tie and rips your shirt open.
    She expertly removes your belt and pulls down your fly.

    "Now, you take my clothes off."
    You reach up, and begin to unbutton her jacket and shirt, she shakes them off and leans over you again. Her soft smooth skin against yours.
    "Good boy." She says before restarting the negotiations.

    You wake up, the sunlight streaming in through your window.You feel a weight resting on your left arm.

    You look down to find her head using it as a pillow.

    "Good morning, angel." you tell her.
    "Goo~ Monin~" She sleepily answers.
    She looks up at you and panic forms in her face.

    "KYAAAAAAAAAA~!" With strength even greater than what she showed the night before, she pushes you out of the bed.

    Your back hurts from the fall, beside you a topless Erica rubs the sleep from her eyes.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)08:37 No.17998650
    I don't think thats likely.

    You know since it seems we are secretly gay for him
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)08:37 No.17998654
    Nice fade to black LG...
    Way to stay classy
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)08:39 No.17998662
    Well. I think we might have to cancel the whole 'genderswap Shirou and seduce him/her' plan.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)08:42 No.17998676
    No we keep the plan.

    But shirou becomes out guineapigfor various potions we make as well.
    we will just pay him in fudge
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)08:44 No.17998691
    W keep the plan and have erica along for to play with him
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)08:45 No.17998694
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    Next time on Mahou Shounen Quest.
    "Zwei Fl├╝gel"

    Okay guys, i wont be here tomorrow morning
    [or whatever time that is on 4chan.]
    So the quest will start later than it usually does.

    I think i'll look into a tripcode
    2 days in training you you bagged your first inter-dimensional pussy. Congratulations!~
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)08:47 No.17998703
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    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)08:50 No.17998717
    rolled 52 = 52

    Great shit, man.
    I look forward to more butlering adventures with you.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)08:58 No.17998758
    >"KYAAAAAAAAAA~!" With strength even greater than what she showed the night before, she pushes you out of the bed.
    Fuck this shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)09:00 No.17998767
    Psst, Erica fell to the floor with us.
    ergo, that one that pushed us out of the bed was Ursula

    How'd she get in there, We don't know.
    But this can only be the start of great things/.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/18/12(Sat)09:25 No.17998865
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    okay. found a tripcode.
    Landing Gear DOWN

    <Keima's upgrade?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)09:26 No.17998868
    rolled 3 = 3

    hell yes
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 02/18/12(Sat)09:40 No.17998911
    I must say that I real like this quest! I love to see the continue of this quest.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)09:42 No.17998919

    Your doing a great job OP
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)09:47 No.17998940
    when do we get to fight santa again?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)09:49 No.17998947
    Just to confirm:
    Is this Santa here Santapire, the vampire with hyperspeed?

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)09:53 No.17998966

    that explains alot.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)10:11 No.17999059
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    rolled 65 = 65

    That explains everything.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/18/12(Sat)13:26 No.18000485
    Man, Kris Motha Fuckin' Kringle doesn't need to be a vampire to be the fastest motherfucker in the multiverse.

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