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    35 KB STRIKE WITCHES: BOOM HEADSHOT planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/18/12(Sat)20:13 No.18004681  
    Sanya leans the muzzle of her Walther against Minna's temple and pulls the trigger.

    You know what will happen.

    You *know.* Better then you know your own name, better then the inside of your eyelids, you know what will happen in the next half-second.

    Then it happens.

    The hammer falls on the Walther-


    -the mug hits Minna's skull -


    and th-


    Sanya swings the Walther's towards you as Minna pitches sideways, blood flying. What you do in the next second is-

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:14 No.18004694
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)20:14 No.18004698
    Tackle, retrieve gun.
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    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:14 No.18004705
    Fucking charge. Only way we're foiling her aim is by being inside her reach before she fires again. Disarm!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:14 No.18004707

    Slide out of battery, strip it from her hand, disarm and discard.

    Coat off, straightjacket time.
    >> Major Airlift 02/18/12(Sat)20:14 No.18004711
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    Tackle her!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:15 No.18004714
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:15 No.18004718
    Tackle! Put those close combat skills we just learned to good use!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)20:16 No.18004727
    >Better then you know your own name,
    Not that WE know...

    Knee thrust if we're close enough, knock the wrist, she drops the gun, then triple tap on the solar plexus, Sanya drops like a ton of bricks.

    UNLESS she has Magic Shield active, in which case, just grip her by the throat and start shaking.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:16 No.18004728
    Grabbing the next fcuking object to us and throwing It towards Sanya seems like a valid idea
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:16 No.18004731
    Flying body tackle aiming below Sanya's arm, preventing her from aiming down with our body in the way. The wrestle the gun from her.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:16 No.18004733
    tackle that bitch and scream like your life depended on it!
    >> Starshadow 02/18/12(Sat)20:16 No.18004736
    GRAB THE GUN. We can't risk the aliums tapping into that magic strength. So disarm and then sit on her.

    This plan can be revised later if we get shot.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:16 No.18004739
    Fuckin' tackle
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:17 No.18004743

    Considering she just shot our CO, couldn't we just start flailing our arms and trying beat the shit out of her?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:17 No.18004744

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:18 No.18004754

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:18 No.18004755
    We run at her and throw Minna's memo pad at her.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:18 No.18004757
    Tackle, get the gun.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)20:18 No.18004759
    Ever see a twelve-year-old try to throw a twenty-year-old in a grapple?
    No, because they lose too fast. If she has magic shield up, we're fucked, if not, as long as we disarm her we can't really lose.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:19 No.18004773
    No because she's likely to be mind-controlled and we should subdue her.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:20 No.18004776
    We may have saved Minna's underclad ass again by beaning her with the mug.

    Funny how our rescues always involve head trauma.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:20 No.18004778
    Hopefully she has enough presence of mind to help us restrain her.

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:20 No.18004782
    Throw something and charge/grab gun
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:21 No.18004787
    Let's not forget that simple mass difference means the 12 year old moves around the 20 year old when they make those motions, rather than the 20 year old actually being thrown.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:21 No.18004789
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    been ctrl+f for hours now
    good to see ya
    i votes DODGE+TACKLE
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:21 No.18004794

    We need to play this carefully. If we don't get a hold of her now, she could get anywhere before we could catch her.

    Grapple immediately.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:22 No.18004800
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    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:22 No.18004803

    Did we just throw a mug at Minna's head to knock it out of the way of the gun? Nice.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:22 No.18004805

    >> That McGuyver 02/18/12(Sat)20:22 No.18004811
    Now you guys see why being able to counter witch magic might be a good idea? If her shields work, we aren't getting much done here.

    Anyways, knock her out with that gun. If we leave a walther imprint in her skull, good she'll remember this.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:23 No.18004815
    Whatever we do should be accompanied by overwhelming and profanity laced yelling.

    The calm, collected pilot type yelling you know?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:23 No.18004816
    >been ctrl+f for hours now
    One word, my friend: Bronzetask.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)20:23 No.18004817
    You know, no matter how much money they spent on that thing, all you have to do is look at it and you can tell when it was designed.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:23 No.18004822
    Start singing the song of her people while we grapple her.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:23 No.18004824
    Noise is good. We need attention drawn to this.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)20:24 No.18004835
    Odds on that the people who inevitably come to investigate the gunshot inevitably misinterpret when we end up with the gun?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:24 No.18004836
    Drunken profanities?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:25 No.18004840

    We are beyond song. That was to calm her if she was upset.

    She's a hostile right now, we need her making mistakes and occupied as hell.


    I vote we scream "Medic" so loud, Mussolini can hear it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:25 No.18004843

    Like, not even trying to sing Sanya's song, but yelling loud enough that people know there's trouble in her room.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:25 No.18004844
    Or you know... actually keeping track of when the quest is due to start.

    >Quest will start at 8 pm Saturday
    >planefag posts the opening at 8:13 pm Saturday.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:25 No.18004846
    Wrist control. Now.

    If we have anything else we can throw in an "object thrust", it may help us close the distance without getting shot.

    Also, if we DID just save Minna's ass by nailing her with a mug, then planefag wins everything forever.
    >> Harmless 02/18/12(Sat)20:26 No.18004849

    Souls teasup
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:26 No.18004851

    With bloody Minna on the floor?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:26 No.18004852

    We're a sturdy dude, let em tackle us and take us down. We aren't gonna shoot anyone.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:26 No.18004853
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    why does the pilot sound like the demoman now?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:26 No.18004854
    What happened to Mussolini and the fascists annyway? Hitler is Martian food, Stalin may or may not be a magitech cyborg and Admiral Yamamoto is trying to steer Japan back to sanity, but Italy?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:26 No.18004855
    What, remember the hours of MArtian brainwashing she endured, and how she tried to keep everyone else safe from herself? That as soon as someone that the Martians wanted dead, she tried to get a warning out before the programming took over?
    What exactly do you want Santa to remember from this?
    >> Starshadow 02/18/12(Sat)20:26 No.18004856
    Oh and a little heads up guys. E-Hentai is purging all of their non-H content. They are doing this for a bunch of reasons but mostly because people are using that category to upload a lot of manga raws and other things of questionable legality.

    Unfortunately this includes the Tank Witches mangas. So if you haven't read them yet, you should get to it soon. Here are the links again:

    This is the recommended reading order:

    Tiger in the Desert

    Tiger in the Desert Vol 1

    Tiger in the Desert Vol 2

    Witch in Africa

    The Witches Of The Sphinx Vol.01

    The Witches Of The Sphinx Vol.02

    The Witches Of The Sphinx Vol.03

    All are SFW. (But the site is not)

    The Witches Of The Sphinx Vol.04
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:26 No.18004858
    as the immortal bard of avon, william shakespeare, once said: THINE MOTHER

    now, back to the quest, already in progress
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:27 No.18004863
    We can explain this later. It would be great if the MP's showed up. Fight's over, and we have Minna to back up our story afterwards.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/18/12(Sat)20:27 No.18004864
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/18/12(Sat)20:27 No.18004870
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    Crazy Ivan.

    The word flashes through your mind as well as an image - rolling your fighter sideways, leaning into the rudder, taking her through the slightest of barrel rolls; just enough to let the frangible training ammunition of your squadron leader graze past your wing.

    You twist your body sideways, leaping with your foreward leg towards Sanya. You're in the air for a tortuously long second, watching the little black muzzle of the Walther swing towards you -

    - a thunderclap kicks in your eardrums and your shoulder takes Sanya in the midsection, knocking the little girl clean off her bed and to the floor on the other side, a narrow space between bed and window. Your free hand flails for steel and finds it, and while trying to get your hand on the slide, to push it out of battery, you manage to wedge the tip of your pinkie behind the trigger.

    >dynamic naptime?
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)20:28 No.18004873
    goddammit, browsing from my phone is hard.
    I'll have to peruse theis later in the archives
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:28 No.18004876
    witch magic can make them supers strong but it dosent make them any heavier. get low, rush forward. grab her and throw her into the wall. hard.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:28 No.18004877
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/18/12(Sat)20:28 No.18004879
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    I was literally at a naval musuem, taking pictures of fighters and what not for the thread, BUT, then I have a car accident, my car tire explodes. The police say a small dark mass pierced my tire.

    Damn you planefag, your aliems have invaded this world and tried to kill me. Tackle the girl, get the gun away from her, and I'll post some pictures of a WW2 era ship and its related arsenal of FREEDOM.

    (Also, this picture amuses me, amuses me greatly.)
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:28 No.18004882
    Can't you make a torrent or something?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:28 No.18004887

    Put her in a hold, pistol goes as far away from you as you can get it.

    Naptime if she's got any chance of getting out of our grasp.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/18/12(Sat)20:28 No.18004888
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    >my fucking face when I literally just wrote the MC doing a personal barrel roll
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:29 No.18004890
    As I recall, Sanya's room is pretty fucking tiny, we should be able to tackle her from corner to corner without risking massive amounts of bullet perforation, never mind from wherever we actually are.

    For everything else, there is Miyafugi.

    Accept no substitutes.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:29 No.18004895
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)20:29 No.18004898
    Stun! She's clearly fighting it and clearly losing! Club her behind the ear, hard enough to put her out, not enough to put her in a coma, then tie her up and call a medic!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:29 No.18004899

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:29 No.18004900
    Detain if possible, otherwise nap time.
    >> Will 02/18/12(Sat)20:29 No.18004903
    Knock the little tart out and call for a medic.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/18/12(Sat)20:29 No.18004904
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    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:29 No.18004908

    we cant stay close to her, she can probably wring our neck. hold onto the gun and throw her.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:29 No.18004909
    Fuck you.

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:30 No.18004910

    Knock outs aren't clean and aren't safe.

    if we're going for a KO, we need to go for a careful choke.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/18/12(Sat)20:30 No.18004914

    i love you forever
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:30 No.18004917
    disarm, detain with bedsheet.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:30 No.18004919
    Detain. If we can tie her wrists with our belt or something without getting shot, then bonus points.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)20:31 No.18004924
    How do you even detain someone who can levitate and punch through stone?
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)20:31 No.18004926
    Dynamic nap time involves a suckerpunch yes?

    Do that.

    >help my captcha is stuck in audio mode
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:31 No.18004932
    "Minna, help!"

    She can't be knocked out from just a mug and she can whip out magicans if needed be.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/18/12(Sat)20:31 No.18004936
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    planefag get on irc faget
    >> Notpanzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)20:32 No.18004943
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    all in one convenient package

    Also, due to unforeseen problems, panzerquest has been delayed, but ill get something out this coming up week, i "promise"
    steven seagal? steven seagal
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:32 No.18004949
    You gonna get choked tenderly?

    Also, if her hyoid breaks, we could really hurt her pretty bad trying to choke her out. I'd say we keep her awake but immobile.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:32 No.18004950
    Dynamic naptime is clearly the only sensible option.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:32 No.18004952
    Lets do the Straightjacket Perrine trick we learned a while ago.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:32 No.18004955
    Holler time.
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)20:33 No.18004960
    does this affect EXhentai?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:33 No.18004961
    This, there must be some special Witches-only subduing move. Even if it's just "magic charged bonk to the head"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:33 No.18004962
    kinda wanna see hat dynmamic nap time looks like
    >> That McGuyver 02/18/12(Sat)20:33 No.18004964
    As previously stated, knock her out with that gun. I want to be able to see the walther logo on her head xrays.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/18/12(Sat)20:33 No.18004965
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    Detain, she is being MINDHACKED, and it might have something to do with the radio signal. Now the best thing would be to keep her deep undergound, that old style English castle construction is awesome at blocking mobile signals.

    Also, a key for
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:33 No.18004967

    Head is brain damage

    Choke off the larnyx is bruising.

    Choke on larnyx is emergency tracheotomy time.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:33 No.18004970
    that's not the way grappling works, she's smaller than us by a crapton so we basically automatically win, at range on the other hand she can use her strength, magic, speed and most importantly, gun against us.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/18/12(Sat)20:34 No.18004972
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    You may have me for two nights.

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:34 No.18004973
    We should probably yell for Yoshika
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/18/12(Sat)20:35 No.18004988
    >sitting duck

    HURR HURR okay now I get it. What museum you at?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:35 No.18004989
    Hey, mind answering this while you're whoring yourself? Just sayin'
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:35 No.18004992
    Dynamic naptime sounds intriguing. Do that.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:35 No.18004993

    Also, Detain with extreme prejudice. We ain't superhuman so the longer she's conscious/capable the longer we have to get murdered.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:35 No.18004997
    Knock her ass out. Drag her to the basement.
    Also yell for medic I'm betting we got shot.
    >> Notpanzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)20:35 No.18005000
    Gotta have some kind of content for my near constant strikewitchesquest generals.... i mean yeah
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:35 No.18005005
    >Rubber Ducky
    I fucking love the Navy
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:35 No.18005011

    This... There's no fucking way she missed us, we just don't feel it yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:36 No.18005012
    looks like pima to me
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:36 No.18005014
    oh shit tell Minna to go get help instead of laying around, after all she only got bonked not head shoted.

    also apologize for that as well. I mean its not like I really want you to stay as our commanding officer
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:36 No.18005015
    Anything other than detain may end up in serious brain damage.
    Just saying
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)20:36 No.18005021
    Get eila in here.
    or get one of our guys.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:36 No.18005024
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    >Air group
    >107 aircraft shot down
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:37 No.18005025

    thats why i said keep the gun. but witches, or at least trude, can lift steel girders that weight several thousand pounds. she can break any hold we can manage.

    but shes still only like 90 pounds herself. we could throw her HARD. hard enough to get her dizzy at the very least when she hits the wall head first.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:37 No.18005029
    That's gunna hurt in the morning.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:37 No.18005031

    That's why we need Minna's help, she has to know some way of restraining Witches.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:37 No.18005032
    Detain, scream for a medic.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:37 No.18005036
    Detain! DETAIN!
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)20:38 No.18005038
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    Real men are tank aces
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/18/12(Sat)20:38 No.18005044
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    USS Yorktown,CV-10, in Sunny South Carolina.

    This is a picture of a pilot in 1953. They were so important they had their own pilot only escalator installed on the ship to shuttle them to their planes. Use this to feed your mental imagery of pilots.
    >> Will 02/18/12(Sat)20:38 No.18005045
    What brain, you mean the one the aliums scrambled like so many eggs to use as an assassin? Sounds like a fine idea to damage to me.
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    aka scream for fucking help!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:39 No.18005055

    >implying we can't fix her with some NGAF pilot banter and a roll of tin foil.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:39 No.18005061
    No, they really can't, properly done holds lock joints, you literally can not brute force your way out of them.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:40 No.18005072
    Well, we're assuming that she's still okay. She could've been grazed pretty bad.

    Interesting question, have any of you ever been shot before? Even just a little?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:40 No.18005073
    I somehow don't think we're experts in wrasslin'. I mean, Chuck Yeager was handing us our asses not too long ago.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:40 No.18005077

    The problem is "Proper".

    She may be able to slip our grasp before we can line her up.

    if we can get her, she shouldn't be able to do anything other than stay down, but if we don't get it right the first time...
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)20:40 No.18005079
    Does MC even KNOW the joint lock? And can he do on one her before she SHOOTS him? I don't know.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:41 No.18005095
    that was Chuck motherfucking Yeager.

    this is a teenage girl. I think we can handle it.

    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/18/12(Sat)20:41 No.18005096
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    Hey, you think that's amazing, we have more.

    I found this relevant, GROUND ATTACKERS, and

    >Air Group 88
    welp, this is just like my animes!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:41 No.18005098
    We've already established we want to turn the witches into enpantsed, aviator-wearing badasses, that includes our radar loli. Besides, she's their only night fighter. She gets respect for that much, at least.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)20:42 No.18005099
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    trude's magic power is SUPER STRANTH, so shes an exception, but sanya does carry that huge fething Fliegerhammer
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:42 No.18005101

    Never with an actual round, but the effects are both far worse and far better than expected.

    Minna is either mildly concussed, grazed with the bullet, or dead.

    Possiblity also of big hole in head and abject confusion on severity of wound, but that's 1 in a million.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:42 No.18005105
    Those are points, but I still think it's a better option than "be at arms reach from a superstrong 15 year old girl who's trying to kill us but we really really don't want dead"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:42 No.18005106
    Oh great, I can never unsee MC without hair covering one of his eyes now.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/18/12(Sat)20:43 No.18005112
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    You're good with guns. You know guns. They're fantastic machines, so simple in operation, but so complex in the delicate interplay of forces involved.

    Past that, however, you're a fucking clumsy ape. So instead of doing anything clever or dramatic, you roll sideways, get your free hand twisted into Sanya's shirt, and slam her against the wall as hard as you can. You hear her teeth *click!* together as her skull meets wood, and then you hurl her with adrenaline-fueled strength down the length of the room. The Walther goes skidding along the floorboards.

    With the springy swiftness only adreneline or a shitload of caffeine can give (and you're running on both,) you bounce to your feet and kick that fucking pistol so hard it flies across the room and ricochets off the baseboard, coming to rest under a table.

    Then, the door implodes.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:43 No.18005115
    Erica went Riki-Oh on one of the aliums during their submarine night raid.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:43 No.18005117
    Hence, headbutt.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:43 No.18005118
    No, but some one I know said it it felt like "Having a piece of white hot metal rammed through you at the speed of sound"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:43 No.18005120

    Yes, with body armor on. But still I understand. The flying mug damage though could be worse I mean has anyone else here ever had their chief/Sargent throw a metal mug at them before?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:43 No.18005121
    2 inch above belly button
    noise, pain, looked, saw blood, passed out
    >> Starshadow 02/18/12(Sat)20:44 No.18005127
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    Specifically anything in the "Non-H" and "Asian Porn" categories are going to be deleted some time in the near future. The wording of the news post says that "relevant material can be re-uploaded to the Misc category (whatever that means), but Non-H manga is no longer allowed". Exhentai is just a mirror of the first site with more search tags, so presumably this affects both.

    I just spend some time saving a couple choice pictures from the Persona Series Artbook. Its worth poking around in there, you find a lot of neat stuff. There was a Persona comic with Nanako as Yotsuba for instance. Apart from the aforementioned Tank Witches, there is also quite a bit of Strike Witches stuff in the Non-H category, like the 2011 calendar.

    I have a Strike Witches folder now and its all planefag's fault.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)20:44 No.18005128
    Well, whatever works.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:44 No.18005130
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)20:45 No.18005140
    Sanyas flipped, she tried to shoot minna, then she tried to shoot me!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:45 No.18005144
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    speaking of erica....
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:45 No.18005145
    >slam her against the wall as hard as you can. You hear her teeth *click!* together as her skull meets wood, and then you hurl her with adrenaline-fueled strength down the length of the room.
    >Then, the door implodes.

    Other than big FFS, My mind is full of fuck
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:45 No.18005149

    Hoping it's MPs.

    An eavesdropping witch would be good too.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:45 No.18005152
    oh crap....
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:45 No.18005157
    >We are going to owe her so hard when she's back to normal.
    Check on Minna/Yell for Yoshika
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:45 No.18005160
    You're not doing that shit to me again.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:46 No.18005161
    Thank goodness, the MPs are here.

    I bet that sentence has never been uttered ironically before
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:46 No.18005162
    Aliens in her head, restrain her, tried to kill Minna!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:46 No.18005163
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:46 No.18005165
    >Your faces when we're mistaken for the bad guy.
    "Sanya's been mind controlled get some tin foil!"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:46 No.18005172
    If it's Eila, THROW YOURSELF OFF THE WINDOW. It will hurt less.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:46 No.18005174
    Well, if we read OP properly, we nailed her with a mug to get her head out of the way, but even just a .380 going off that close to your head is going to fuck you up a little.

    And yes, I've been caught in the leg with a ricochet before, and it hurt like fuck. Not really getting shot per se, but it still hurt. I can only imagine how bad a graze to the forehead would hurt.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)20:47 No.18005175
    thank god for the cavalry, i was worrying we would have to do ALL the work
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/18/12(Sat)20:47 No.18005176

    Honestly I haven't decided. Perhaps something like the SS saving him in a brilliant glider-borne raid, only to kick him down the mountainside because he's such a prick. bounce~bounce~bounce~
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/18/12(Sat)20:47 No.18005177
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    >> Major Airlift 02/18/12(Sat)20:47 No.18005181
    God damn the thread is moving fast tonight.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)20:48 No.18005182
    Oh its a given that that's going to happen. The only thing that would make it better is if minna was concussed and her memory is hazy
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:48 No.18005185
    Rescued in a daring aerial raid. The pilots 'escorting' him to safety.
    "Would you like to see what pilots like to do most, sir?"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:49 No.18005194
    Is Otto Skorzeny still alive?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)20:49 No.18005200
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    The SS still exists? Hrm... does the falschrimjager still exist as well? How bout dem glider commandos? Oh god, what if there are witches in those forces hdgfughergrag my ideas are writing on their own
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:49 No.18005203

    you think martians could kill him?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:50 No.18005212
    They got Downing, so...
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)20:50 No.18005214
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:50 No.18005218
    Here in the SS we like discipline, ja?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:50 No.18005219
    Yell, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP!" We're nipping this thing in the bud right fucking now.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:51 No.18005222
    Well, Dowding wasn't exactly Obercommando Prime.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:51 No.18005225
    Something like this
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:51 No.18005230
    why the fuck did we not call for a medic as soon a Minna was shot?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:52 No.18005235
    Yell for Yoshika to come up front and center, and for everyone else to help us pin Sanya.

    If we yell hard enough and with enough authority, people will probably just take it as an order. It will only work, though, if we make sure we are the loudest and angriest motherfucker in the entire theater of operations.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:52 No.18005237
    Because we were too busy trying to keep Sanya from killing us.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:52 No.18005238
    Because we were about to get shot too?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:52 No.18005240

    Adrenaline... We're still on the first 4ish seconds after the she pulled her pistol.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/18/12(Sat)20:52 No.18005245
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    Trude stands in the doorway, a blue-white magic aura radiating out from her body. She stares at the scene inside, jaw dropping open as her eyes dart around.

    You stare right back, trying to think of what to say.


    The name smashes through your consciousness like an anchor.


    Who has just been shot in the fucking head.

    With Sanya not moving and Trude standing there, you ignore everything else and race to Minna. She's toppled off the bed, lying on her side against the cold wooden floorboards, and blood is pooling around her head. Her eyes are blank, her breathing coming irregular and shallow.

    >oh god
    >so much blood
    >what do
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:52 No.18005246

    Because the very next second we were busy dodging a bullet?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:52 No.18005247

    because the gun was swinging towards us?

    that kinda thing sorta monopolizes your attention.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:53 No.18005249
    It's Sean, he noticed a pick up in transmissions in the area and remembered Sanya can hear them then put 2 and 2 together.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:53 No.18005252
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:53 No.18005254
    Minna wasn't shot, we beaned her on the head with a mug as hard as we could, knocking her out of the way, and possibly out cold.

    The door is either MPs or other witches. Hope they listen to us and not mark us as the offending party.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:53 No.18005255

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:53 No.18005259
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:53 No.18005260
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:53 No.18005261

    tell trude to go get miyafuji.

    tie up sanya in case she wakes back up.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:53 No.18005262
    No, stop. Think for once in our pilot lives. Yell for Trude to make sure Sanya's secured. Don't move her. Get fucking Miyafuji.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:53 No.18005263

    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)20:53 No.18005264
    >then the door implodes
    wait a minute planefag, we broke the doors lock and frame to get in here in the first place, why are they destroying an already broken door?
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)20:54 No.18005265
    Gnome it up.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:54 No.18005267
    Wait a goddamn minute: What about Otto Skorzeny, the Most Dangerous Man in Europe? Please tell me he's still raising holy Hell with the Martians somewhere. Maybe we can even see a cameo of him?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:54 No.18005268

    Point Trude to Sanya.

    "Keep her down, She's flipped"

    Shirts coming off, bleeding needs stopped now.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:54 No.18005269

    >> Major Airlift 02/18/12(Sat)20:54 No.18005270
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    Call for Yoshika!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:54 No.18005276
    Pat her down for some chocolates.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:54 No.18005277
    rolled 54 = 54

    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)20:54 No.18005278
    All right, let's assume we're going to call for a medic, OK folks?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:54 No.18005279
    Press E
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/18/12(Sat)20:54 No.18005281
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    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:54 No.18005282
    There is an ancient army phrase used in such situations. It goes "MEDIC!"

    ...oh god dammit, this is going to allow Mallory to put whomever he wants in charge of the squadron.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:55 No.18005283
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    My current fear
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:55 No.18005285
    Demand Trude get Yoshika, tie up Sanya, pray.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:55 No.18005287
    Trude made a bigger hole
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:55 No.18005289
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:55 No.18005290
    I'm pretty sure we just busted the lock. And now Erica has blown it off its hinges. Not much of a stretch to assume that we closed it while Minna held Sanya.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/18/12(Sat)20:55 No.18005291
    >The SS still exists? Hrm... does the falschrimjager still exist as well? How bout dem glider commandos? Oh god, what if there are witches in those forces hdgfughergrag my ideas are writing on their own

    Yes, yes to all of this. If you happen to make up your own canon and it's sufficiently awesome it's fair game. Hell, the readers might decide it's more awesomer then something I already determined and over-rule me by shouting me down. This is strike witches fanfiction SUPER ORIGINAL DO NOT STEAL; getting possessive over this sandbox would be super-autistic. Go forth and awesomeize.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:55 No.18005292
    Point to Trude:
    "Get Miyafuji! NOW!"

    Take off our jacket, try to staunch the bleeding, and don't move her.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:55 No.18005294

    don't panic. Elevate her head and search for the entry wound. have Trude bind Sayna. the important thing is to get medical help to us. We are not trained to move her in that condition.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:55 No.18005297
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    You don't just kill this man.
    Even if they leveled all of Italy, Otto Skorzeny would have survivedand somehow evacuated Mussonlini's ass, too.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:55 No.18005298
    Tell Trude to detain Sanya, grab Minna and find Myofooogey
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:55 No.18005299
    And place something on the wound. DO NOT APPLY PRESSURE.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:55 No.18005300
    And PLEASE get that gun from under the table.
    I can hear him scheming some evil schemes
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:56 No.18005303
    *Trude, not Erica.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:56 No.18005305
    >from a clinic website on treating head trauma

    Keep the person still. Until medical help arrives, keep the injured person lying down and quiet, with the head and shoulders slightly elevated. Don't move the person unless necessary, and avoid moving the person's neck. If the person is wearing a helmet, don't remove it.
    Stop any bleeding. Apply firm pressure to the wound with sterile gauze or a clean cloth. But don't apply direct pressure to the wound if you suspect a skull fracture.
    Watch for changes in breathing and alertness. If the person shows no signs of circulation (breathing, coughing or movement), begin CPR.

    DO THIS. I'm sure we learned at least a little bit of first aid. Direct Trude to restrain Sanya.

    "Aliens, signal, mind control! MEDIC!"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:56 No.18005311
    Agreed. Shirt off, apply pressure. Yell for medic.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:56 No.18005313
    DO NOTHING TO MINNA. shes got a serious headwound and we are not a medic. she shouldn't be moved or even touched really. head wounds always look messy but it isnt as necessary to stop the bleeding RIGHT NOW as you would think.

    aquire medic.

    make sure sanya is down.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:57 No.18005323
    Listen to this man
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:57 No.18005325
    Take a look at the wound: Did the bullet go through or is it a ricochet?

    Goddammit planefag if you killed Minna I don't even know what I'll do.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)20:57 No.18005326
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    Now we are even, your word for a simple package of witches in afrika on mediafire, fair trade
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:58 No.18005331

    Press "space bar" to MEDIC!

    ...alternatively hold "A" to revive teammate.

    ...alternatively alternatively, select your shock paddles with left on the D-pad/5, and then pull right trigger/left mouse click while looking at incapacitated teammate. May not work if teammate was killed by headshot or direct impact by artillery/tank cannon.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)20:58 No.18005335
    or wait till they respawn.......
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/18/12(Sat)20:59 No.18005338
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    >we are not a medic

    I don't know much about 1940's military training but everyone in the current military gets basic first responder training.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:59 No.18005339
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:59 No.18005340
    There's not nearly enough F5 for this
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:59 No.18005341
    Apply cigaro on the wound.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)20:59 No.18005342

    We're playing Arena.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:00 No.18005346
    Well, she's still breathing, so that's a good sign. Order Trude to take over dealing with Sanya.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:00 No.18005356


    ummmm. dosent she outrank us?
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/18/12(Sat)21:01 No.18005358
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    Call for a medic, I mean Yoshika, also for head injuries you want to keep the head as high as possible, to prevent major and further injuries.

    Also, COLOR CORRECTION. Future plane for us, the S-2. Glorious giant crewed plane, and it still can fly and fight!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:01 No.18005362
    Wait I thought we were playing Rush. Damn it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:01 No.18005365
    FUCK RANK at this point. If we stop we die.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)21:01 No.18005368
    welp we are fucked, to bad her skull isnt a Pratt & Whitney R-2800-65W Double Wasp radial engine, cause we are all over that shit
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:02 No.18005372

    If she pulls rank at this moment, we should just off the trio right here and now..

    She can't be that stupid.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:02 No.18005378
    Why yes, yes she does
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:03 No.18005380
    We could pretend it is and use her nipples to adjust the fuel pumps till the leak stopped?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:03 No.18005386

    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)21:03 No.18005389
    I like your thinking
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:03 No.18005391
    maxim 2 (see also: 3 for flavor)
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:03 No.18005392
    As if we listen to orders.

    Get Sanya tied up, then have Trude retrieve the healer witch.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:03 No.18005393
    I trust that she won't. I fear that she'll freeze because veteran or not, this shit is highly fucked up.

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:05 No.18005409
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/18/12(Sat)21:05 No.18005410
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    As a trained and experienced fighter pilot, you know exactly what to do in this situation.


    You ball up the sheets, ready to apply them to the entire wounded quadrant of Minna's head, when you realize something.

    You can't see the wound.

    It's bleeding like a sumbitch and that scared the SHIT out of you but head-wounds always do, you know. But where's the


    ... the hole?

    You lean over to inspect Minna's head more carefully, and she breezily backhands you. Hard enough to sting, even.

    "Bitch!" you snarl, bringing down the wadded up sheets on Minna's head.

    "What the fuck are you dohoing~" Minna says, her speech a bit slurred.

    "Applying pressure," you say.

    "Fhukcingzz off me shufgff hit me? Kill you," she mumbles, trying to rise. You lean forward a little, pinning her head to the floor, but you keep your palms away from where you think the bullet hole in her skull is.

    "I should put a tourniquet on your fucking NECK!" you scream. You're getting a bit hoarse, what with all the knee-jerk rage.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:06 No.18005418
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:06 No.18005421
    WOOOOOOO now someone stop Sanya before she makes our heads pop or something.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)21:06 No.18005426
    And suddenly things are ok
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/18/12(Sat)21:06 No.18005427
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    Potential replacement aircraft in case we feel like upgrading to something bigger and badder, just in case.

    Also, in medical situations, the only guy in charge is Doc, then the medical officers.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:06 No.18005431

    about that gun under the table...
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)21:07 No.18005435
    god dammit planefag, y u best
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:07 No.18005436
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:07 No.18005439
    now tell Trude to hold down Sanya.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:07 No.18005440
    Dude. Again. We're ARMY. Those are NAVY planes. And an Army guy will cut his own legs off and never fly again rather than fly a Navy plane.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:07 No.18005442
    >that pic
    that should be a nice cup of RAGE, going by what's going on right now.

    Also, secure the mind-controlled one!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:07 No.18005443
    Oh fucking thank you. Tell her in clear, precise words that she needs to lay down. The bullet probably glanced her due to our well-timed mug toss.

    She's probably concussed. Slurred words, slow recognition, the works. Like being really drunk.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:08 No.18005447

    If trude doesn't have the little minx pinned right fucking now...
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:08 No.18005450
    wait... is she wounded or not? I heam, head wounds tend to bleed a lot, even from minor wounds, but it doesn't seem like she's been shot in the head or anything
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:08 No.18005453
    in after she dosent know about the gun and wigs out because we pegged her with a mug for no reason.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:08 No.18005454

    Get Trude or someone else to bring Sanya down to the basement.

    Hopefully the signal will not be as strong down there and we'll have more time until we can macguver a solution.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:08 No.18005455
    Or like being shocked by a Martian cattle prod.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/18/12(Sat)21:08 No.18005463
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    oh god we've lost it
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:09 No.18005469
    I think she's bleeding from the mug impact and dazed by the pistol going right next to her head, but otherwise fine. MC just flipped the fuck out~
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:10 No.18005477
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    How cute.
    Adrenaline has casually offed reading comprehension.
    Well done, Sir.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:10 No.18005478
    >shot in the head
    >forcibly shove her head to the floor

    legitimates medical practitioner of the highest order.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:10 No.18005480
    So the gun had a misfire? or did the recoil alter the trajectory enough that the shot missed?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)21:10 No.18005484
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    Not big enough, not bad enough
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:11 No.18005485
    We knocked Minna's head out of the way with a precisely aimed mug.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)21:11 No.18005492
    If I were her, I'd be flipping the fuck out about Sanya more than MC, who is clearly doing nothing more than applying first aid.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:11 No.18005493
    Neither. We threw a mug at Minna's head.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:12 No.18005496
    We need Trude to pin Sanya. Like, right the fuck now.

    If Minna's as badly concussed as I think she is, she needs to stay down. Thankfully, she should be pretty weak, so it'll be easy to just pin her there.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:12 No.18005500
    We need to inform Minna that she owes us a cup of coffee after this.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:12 No.18005501
    Except the last thing she likely remembers is us throwing a mug at her head.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:12 No.18005505
    Recoil occurs after the bullet leaves the barrel.
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    Pick up Sanya and take her to the kitchen, make her one of these out of tin foil.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:13 No.18005512
    >There never was a gun
    >We're seeing things
    >We just smashed our CO in the head and the tackled the girl who tried to stop us
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:13 No.18005514
    >who is clearly doing nothing more than attempting to smother her with bedsheets
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/18/12(Sat)21:13 No.18005516
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    Fair enough.

    I found this note funny. it notes how pilots would attempt to use the tailhook as a weapon. I don't know why this amuses me.


    Have someone hold her down, and alert Trude about the weapon.

    Their signals are subject to various physical laws. Even alien radio has to follow some sort of physical laws!
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)21:13 No.18005522
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    I think most of the people here dont need a reason to pin minna to the floor
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:14 No.18005535

    Those hats don't actually work.

    We need her in the cellars.

    At least there, reception is probably terrible and she should not feel its effects.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:14 No.18005541
    Fuck that light reflection
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:15 No.18005548
    Dammit Panzer she's like 10 there.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:15 No.18005554
    Not that it's viable now, but maybe that radar set on our bird puts out enough noise that it could drown out the alium signal in close proximity.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:15 No.18005555

    It's a serious oversight that she isn't given a location to dampen transmissions...
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:16 No.18005560

    that would certainly be quite a twist. why would e be affected by the martian brainwashing though?

    it would be a little boring to just be going crazy.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)21:16 No.18005561
    I can read maybe half of that, i do see a part saying "flying over enemy planes n loltailhook"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:16 No.18005562

    That's keeping her from being brainwashed by pointing an airhorn at her...
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:16 No.18005563
    Yeah, they should have predicted fooken aliums with mind control waves.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:16 No.18005564
    Quads for truth. Get her into the cellar.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:16 No.18005565

    >Tail hooks

    I am still terribly amused about the F-35 Naval Variant not being able to land on carriers.

    You'd think they'll at least not fuck that one part up.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:16 No.18005569
    Given the two, I know which I'd choose.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:17 No.18005574
    wait what?

    The NAVY....Built a plane..... that CANNOT land on ships?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:17 No.18005578
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    "I'm h-" you hear Miyafuji say from the doorway, then a sharp gasp as she sucks in air. "You're hurt!"

    "Shot in the head," you say, a tremor in your voice. "She needs all the juice you can pump into her, now!"

    The girl hesitates a second, but moves before you can snap at her. She tugs at your hands, and you reluctantly let them fall away. Miyafuji blinks.

    "It grazed her."

    The moment of cartridge detonation mere seconds ago is burned, seared into your mind. You remember the angles involved clearly.

    "BULLSHIT," you snap.

    "Dust bunniezzzz" Minna slews.

    "She'st talking, she's conscious, there's no ho- no serious- no-"

    "No entry wound," Trude's tense, scared voice breaks in.

    You lean over and look closer.

    "Hoppitty along," Minna says seriously. "Arrest them trude, canot hop inhere."

    "But this is serious," Trude says.

    "What," you say.

    "You're bleeding real bad," Trude says.

    "She can't understand you," you say, gathering up the sheets to reapply the compress.

    "No, YOU," Miyafuji scolds you. "Sit down."

    You look at her like she's insane. "We need to get Minna to the infirmary. Hold her head."

    Instead, Trude holds your arms. You don't remember her moving, but soon you're leaning against the side of the bed, your arms pinned down by somebody's thighs, and Miyafuji is applying those sheets to your leg. Minna's muttering vauge orders about arresting everybody and letting Bismark sort 'em out, or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:17 No.18005586
    Cuff, blind and if possible find a source of white noise for Sanya. The sensory deprivation should keep her disoriented until some anesthesia can be applied.

    How do we know this? standard prank for a napping pilot, mate.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:17 No.18005588
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    after the huffwagon, nothing is surprising.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)21:18 No.18005594
    Multirole planes are only good if they can actually do multiple roles, not suck at everything like a hooker with a vacuum
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:18 No.18005595
    Ah, adrenaline. Morphine is for chumps.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:18 No.18005597
    >Realize we've been shot
    "Well... fuck"
    >> Major Airlift 02/18/12(Sat)21:19 No.18005606
    We end up in the infirmary an awful lot.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:19 No.18005609
    What, no that's not a bullet wound, it's a ventilation entrance, and oh by the way sanya tried to kill minna she's probably possessed by alium radar
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)21:19 No.18005611
    So...errybody just ignoring Sanya, then? Assuming we didn't kill her?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:19 No.18005612


    Here you go.

    The tailhook was too far forward to deploy in time when it lands.


    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:19 No.18005613
    Welp, we did it again. In before trying to give her the damn watch in the hospital again.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:20 No.18005615
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)21:20 No.18005616
    Adrenaline is a wonderfull thing...
    I wonder how long it would have taken us to work out that we had been shot
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:20 No.18005618
    More morphine?
    We're going to end up addicted to that stuff.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:20 No.18005624

    Hey, we've got an excuse this time.

    "Minna, take the damn watch before I get ventilated again... You're giving me bad luck."
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/18/12(Sat)21:20 No.18005627
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    I've had worse! Like the other day for example!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:20 No.18005628
    still a step up from venting engine exhaust into the pilots air supply.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:20 No.18005630
    motherfucker we got shot!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:20 No.18005631
    Adrenaline + blood loss = shock, so about when we died would be my guess.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:21 No.18005638
    Fuck no, that shit comes after D-Day.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:21 No.18005641

    If it's turning into random blabbering, shouldn't it technically be in German?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:21 No.18005642

    Typically, people need restrained when they get shot and not incapacitated immediately.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)21:22 No.18005655
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/18/12(Sat)21:22 No.18005658
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    yeah lockheed martin fucked up, thank god we have production tests, because they will have to spend their own money to fix this shit. New fighter construction is suffering (while in Engineering, we all bitch about this new company making our reactors).

    Anyway, CALLSIGNS.


    Think of that, PLASMA as a callsign!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:22 No.18005661

    depends. since shes pretty much only been speaking english for a few years it aint that weird.

    or maybe MC knows german and is translating in his head.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:23 No.18005666
    So they do understand that the commie was trying to kill Minna right?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:23 No.18005673
    Technically the liver bit was a good thing, it's like brand new now so we can drink even more.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)21:23 No.18005675
    that's a hot callsign?

    i got nothin
    >> Major Airlift 02/18/12(Sat)21:23 No.18005676

    Hey, we got a BRAND NEW liver out of that. Totally worth it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:23 No.18005677
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    >> That McGuyver 02/18/12(Sat)21:23 No.18005680
    Or dead, as we always mix it with alcohol.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:24 No.18005687
    >bullet deflected
    >our gnome powers pulled the bullet to us in a nonlethal location

    Either is good.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:24 No.18005689

    Also, we apparently have yet another hole in us from trying to save a witch's butt. These girls are bad for our health.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:24 No.18005691
    Priority one: Secure Sanya before more shenanigans ensue. Seriously, goddamn aliums just got into her head or something. This shit cannot stand.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:24 No.18005695
    requesting a two-week pass, MC needs a break
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:24 No.18005697
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    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)21:24 No.18005698
    Duh, i completely forgot we got rid of our old busted liver, disreguard my previous post then
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:24 No.18005699

    >callsign: Ward

    Imagine if the squadron involved was made up of /tg/ folks...
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:24 No.18005700

    It's like they just threw a bunch of creoles together.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:25 No.18005708

    Two weeks?

    Every witch would be dead... and they will have never worn pants and aviators in a formation in front of our beautiful plane in a cheesy group photo.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)21:25 No.18005710
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    its like my joystick is moving on its own
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:25 No.18005711
    Goddammit, now blood is spewin from my nose and on to the keyboard
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:25 No.18005715
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    Notice how at least one of the kraut bitches is always involved when we get injured?
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/18/12(Sat)21:26 No.18005728
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    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:26 No.18005731
    Goddamn germans always getting me extra ventilation, can I please have some happy-go-go-juice before I pass out, and oh yeah sanya tried to kill the commander
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)21:27 No.18005740
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    thats because the best witches we wanna hang around are german?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:27 No.18005746
    At least one? so far it's only been Minna.

    We technically weren't injured that first day, we just passed out from exhaustion.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:28 No.18005757
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:28 No.18005758
    With how often we're seeing it, I think we can put our name, pilot style, on that wheelchair.

    Then we add little wings to it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:29 No.18005765
    Well these martians have just tipped their hand.

    Once we secure Sanya, we can isolate the signal, generate the opposite, and magnify it a hundred times. See how they like that.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:29 No.18005769

    Wings? how about a better idea,

    We need to stencil a few things on...

    How about a spider, three or four squid, and now a pistol?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:29 No.18005771
    We're like some perverse good luck charm that attracts all of the bad shit destined for the Witches.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:29 No.18005774
    And a plane-style pinup of Minna on it. We'll call it the Rolling Court Martial.
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    Fuck, almost forgot. Requested in the last thread.
    >> Warden !WxbNziWAhM 02/18/12(Sat)21:29 No.18005780
    And I decided just this moment to read up on this. Is there a report on our current issues with every character?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:30 No.18005782
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    This with wheels. DOO EET

    And a revolving door in the clinic
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)21:30 No.18005784
    We could put one witch in the air, and three more in a triangle below them, to form a triangular pyramid about two klicks on a side, maybe more, and triangulate the signal, find the source, and capture it for the Section Ten guys to rip to pieces.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:30 No.18005785
    Or you know, destroy it and tell everybody to find and destroy theirs asap before other people become murder hobos.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:30 No.18005790

    It's perfect.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)21:30 No.18005791
    And we're already in autosage!
    What ludicrous number of posts can we get today!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:30 No.18005792

    >the Rolling Court Martial

    I fucking lost it. Excellent work, sir.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:31 No.18005801
    Don't forget all the blunt force head truma.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:31 No.18005805

    Mug is thrown, beans Minna in the head. Sanya shoots, bullet ricochets off the mug. We charge, leg forward, and that's when the bullet hits us.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:31 No.18005806
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    "Trude," you say, "Sanya is being mind-controlled by alien radio-wave transmissions."

    From somewhere behind and above, you hear her reply.


    "Oh, and she shot Minna in the head," you add.


    "And Miyafuji, I been stabbed by robospiders, this ain't shit," you inform her seriously. "Ain't shit." Ain't SHIT.

    You regain some semblance of clearheadedness about twenty minutes later, lying in an infirmary bed. You blink, and look up at Sakamoto, who's sitting on your bed, hand patting your hip. You blink some more, confused. You remember talking to Sakamoto, clearly, you remember being brought to the infirmary from the dorms, you remember them taking Sanya out, screaming, but you don't really *remember* it.

    "Looks like you're with us again," Sakamoto says.

    "What... I..."

    "I had them give you a little painkiller," Sakamoto says. "Just a little. If you don't, the body generates its own, and that can make you even loopier then morphine."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:31 No.18005808
    With such a low percentage of actual story posts to messing-around posts!
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)21:31 No.18005815
    Oh gods yes
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)21:31 No.18005818
    I fucking lost it
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:32 No.18005819
    Well, at least we can handle it. If we weren't here everyone on the island would be dead three times over.
    Also, my captcha has a drawing of a bus in it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:32 No.18005821

    First off, we need to get the word out fast that their night witches in the affected areas need to be but in a deep bunker asap until the signal can be turned off.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:32 No.18005831
    That means we still have 300 more posts to go till the next thread.
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)21:32 No.18005832
    And i quote Erica: "Heh. Bunny."

    >we been shot.
    in the ass again?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:33 No.18005833
    We should just ove ALL of our shit into this infirmary room. This is about the only place we get ANY sleep
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:33 No.18005835
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    you know, im kinda feelin it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:33 No.18005836
    We should ask Minna if she'd move our quarters from the barracks to the infirmary.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:33 No.18005837
    "Sakamoto, please tell me I didn't hallucinate all that shit. On second thought, tell me I did."

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:33 No.18005838

    I don't care if we're walking with a cane... First thing we're gonna do is find that transmitter and blow the shit out of it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:34 No.18005848
    I'm just fucking envisioning this. Wheel in, dump a footlocker in front of a hospital bed. Doctor goes to protest.

    "No, this is mine now. You find someplace else to operate."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:34 No.18005849
    >Sanya is being mind-controlled by alien radio-wave transmissions

    If this were ANY other situation, we'd be sent to the happy-home.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:34 No.18005850
    So did any of what I think happened really just happen?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:34 No.18005853
    I'm kinda hoping we did. That would be fucking hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:36 No.18005867

    Except the fact that would mean we shot ourselves in the leg... meaning we're outtathere before you can say "But I read Catch 22"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:36 No.18005868
    Anticipating a "no, pilot, you are the aliums?"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:36 No.18005870
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    I swear to god if this was all a dream I am going to murder everyone in this thread
    Including me
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:37 No.18005881
    we're still laid up from the spider that stabbed us. EVERYTHING since then was a hallucination.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:37 No.18005882
    I'm so confused. Did we seriously just play a dream sequence?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:37 No.18005885
    Well, we got between Trude's thighs.
    >> Starshadow 02/18/12(Sat)21:37 No.18005890
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    How long has it been since we actually slept in our own bed?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:37 No.18005891
    Sakamoto, you are fairly trustworthy. Can you get my footlocker and move it in here?

    Also my wheelchair, and I'll need some paint to keep track of bounces
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)21:37 No.18005892
    I would just commit sudoku
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:38 No.18005895
    I knew Rommel hiding in a fridge was too good to be true.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:38 No.18005899
    Unless the martians planted something like a signal relay somewhere in the castle, chances are that the source of the transmissions is somewhere in Normandy.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:38 No.18005901
    just now.

    This is our bed.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)21:38 No.18005903
    we have a bed?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:38 No.18005904
    I don't think we have ever slept in our bed.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:38 No.18005905
    IIRC the day before we bounced Sanya in thread 1.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:39 No.18005911
    Since the submarine raid.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:39 No.18005915

    That wasn't ours.

    We slept in Elia's Bed.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/18/12(Sat)21:39 No.18005916
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    "Minna!" you exclaim, trying to sit up, but Sakamoto plants her palm against your chest and shoves you back into the bed, firmly.

    "She's fine, silly. She's in the bed next to yours, in fact."

    You look to your left, and see a bare white mattress, recently stripped.

    "Sh- she-"

    Sakamoto seizes your chin and forces your head to the right.

    "... oh."

    Minna is lying there, snoozing, her face peaceful.

    "Is she...?"

    "Didn't you see?" Sakamoto says. "The bullet skipped right off her skull. Didn't even dent it, really." She lifts up that eyepatch she wears, and you see her right eye. You start.

    "I can seee~ things~" she says, letting her voice quaver with mock mystery. Then she laughs, but keeps it to a respectful dull roar. "I had a look inside Minna's skull. No brain damage or anything; just the bleeding you see from a concussion, and they've given her some stuff that'll prevent any permanent damage."

    "Between that and Miyafuji... it'll be like it never happened." You snort. "Not even football players have it that good."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:39 No.18005917
    Good god, you dreamfags are delusional. We got sent here after being shot and our head is fucked up on *more* morphine. That's all.
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)21:39 No.18005918
    inb4 its all a dream sequence.
    and we loop back to that alium night attack.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:40 No.18005926
    >Tracking bounces by painting little broomsticks on our wheelchair

    DO IT
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:40 No.18005930
    no, back in thread 1 we belonged to a proper squadron of planes, and had never actually met any of the witches.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:40 No.18005931
    I know we're not voting yet, but:
    "Oh, thank God.

    Now help me fuck with her."
    >> Starshadow 02/18/12(Sat)21:41 No.18005941
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    >Kill tally marks
    >On a wheelchair

    I like the way you think.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)21:41 No.18005946
    "Why isnt she in my bed?"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:42 No.18005949

    >read that as 'help me fuck her'


    Sakamoto would probably have agreed, very easily.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:42 No.18005956
    >Obligatory "Hard Headed" jokes when she wakes.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:42 No.18005958
    So in other words, the only one who got shot was us. Wonderful.

    Also, the next logical question is Sanya, of course.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:42 No.18005959
    >"Not even football players have it that good."

    I'm fairly sure many military corps have female rugby teams, now that I think about it...
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:42 No.18005961
    >looking for reaction image
    It comes to my attention that I have no positive reaction images.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:42 No.18005962

    We're currently slightly incapped... you know... Gut wound isn't happy, and we have a bullet that went through our thigh...

    Honestly, I'm most worried about Sanya, with an sadly cruel reason.

    If there are transmitters, we need help to locate them. We can't have her locate them if whenever she isn't wearing a magneto helmet, she's being told how pretty our skull would look with a 9mm in it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:42 No.18005963
    As one of the people asking "was that all real" it was more of a in character question, was hoping to prompt questions about giant Trudes crushing us and Minnas cackling as they boiled us for soup stock.

    You know, those things you believe might have actually happened when waking up out of a drugged sleep.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:43 No.18005964
    "Oh, thank God.
    Now help fuck her."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:43 No.18005967
    "Is it just me, or am I wounded every time she gets near me?"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:43 No.18005972
    I'm pretty sure that Sakamoto will try to get Minna and MC laid just so that they get it out of their system at one point.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:43 No.18005973
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    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:45 No.18005988
    Assuming the Witches don't get the .32 acp issued.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:45 No.18005992
    Okay good.
    What about Sanya?
    Also, locker and wheelchair. DO IT PLANEFAG.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:45 No.18005993
    ...That's not the right line you idiot.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)21:46 No.18005996
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    Every time MC looks into her eyes he gets a step closer to death
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:46 No.18006000
    You can in fact triangulate a location with just one set of eyes, pick a spot, go to it, plot direction to object, move to another location, repeat.

    Congratulations, you have achieved triangulation, the only thing having a second person to do it with does is speed things up.

    Also, Sean needs to stop listening to that shit before He goes the way of Sanya, wouldn't want to try to triangulate shit with a relatively inexperienced comms officer.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:46 No.18006004
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:46 No.18006005
    i can imagine her laughing the entire time
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:47 No.18006012
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    At least he didn't kiss Yoko.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:47 No.18006017

    Worth it, and I ain't even a Minna-fag.

    Seriously, we gotta start cataloging this shit so we can keep the scars straight.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:47 No.18006019



    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:48 No.18006022
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)21:48 No.18006024

    You need three points to calculate distance. That's why it's called TRIANGulation.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:48 No.18006026

    I'd be fine with that, I mean we are a pilot not some mechanic.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:48 No.18006028
    >Also, Sean needs to stop listening to that shit before He goes the way of Sanya
    Sean may be a radar gnome but he's not listening to that shit 24/7. He'll be fine.
    "...why are you harder?"
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/18/12(Sat)21:48 No.18006033
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    HEy, I had a thought. Since it is a radio wave, we can actually block it with current technology. All we need is a helmet transmitter, a couple of OpAmps, and a reciver. We can have the amplifier over her head and ears, reciving and inverting, or sending the signal directly to ground, thus treating it as a null signal. I know, I did this a while back.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:48 No.18006034
    "Now here's what we do. Go find an x-ray of somebody who got really messed up, broken bones, shattered skull, the works. Then post them up on a board in her line of sight. She wakes up and thinks that's her. She'll flip like a pancake."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:49 No.18006040
    how has the war gone on so long and only 8 witches dead if they pull of so much clever bullshit?

    there really must have been some sort of leadership change over there.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:49 No.18006042
    And he's gonna step right up to Death, face to face, and HEADBUTT that fucker.
    We got Witches to bounce and aliums to kill. We don't have time to be dead.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:49 No.18006045
    We need to get a marker, and draw X's over our eyes, then make sure she sees us first thing when she wakes up.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/18/12(Sat)21:49 No.18006046
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    "So," Sakamoto asks, "What the FUCK happened in there?"

    You nod, rubbing your head. Sakamoto's speaking as the acting second-in-command now, and you know it.

    You describe how you kicked in the door, found Sanya curled int the fetal position, crying, and how she pressed the Walther against Minna's skull when Minna was busy hugging her.

    The Japanese Witch's single visible eye bores into you. "But her angle was off."

    "No," you say. The memory is burned into your mind. "I..." you have to think for a second. "I... right. I nailed her in the head with a coffee mug."


    "No. Minna." You rub your head. "I don't even remember deciding to go for it."

    "You said that Sanya produced the pistol, pressed it to Minna's head and pulled the trigger. As a complete statement. Like it was one motion," Sakamoto says, and her brown eye glitters with... curiosity? Sharp suspicion? A little of both? You don't know, and are too wigged out to care. "And you threw it at Minna, not Sanya? The timing must have been perfect."

    "Hardly," you say. "Her pistol hang-fired."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:49 No.18006047

    Do we need to revisit the "play dead", or are we just gonna go get ourselves killed by friendly fire?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:49 No.18006050

    Or they absorbed some kind of intelligence.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:49 No.18006052
    Crawl into Minna's bed
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:49 No.18006053
    No, you need two pints, the third point is the position of what you're looking for, three points, triangle three.

    the only reason for a third point to measure from is if you're also checking vertical distance which is silly.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:50 No.18006060
    PF did mention that the aliums stepped up their game once we arrived at the castle. COINCIDENCE SURELY YOU JEST
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:51 No.18006063


    Hmm... We're a bit subtle for once...
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/18/12(Sat)21:51 No.18006065
    That method he mentions works, but it assumes the point isn't moving. IF it is moving, its either a dumb trig problem OR a dumb calculus problem, either way it involves stupid stupid vectors.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)21:51 No.18006066
    planefag said specifically that something was up.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:51 No.18006067
    Never play the same trick twice.
    Never play an ace if a two will do.
    Let's go with resting with one knee under us, so it looks like they had to amputate. Barely-restrained wail that we'll never fly like we did before just as we catch her coming to.
    >> Will 02/18/12(Sat)21:51 No.18006071
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:52 No.18006080

    People... Seriously

    NGAF, not "piss all good will away"
    >> That McGuyver 02/18/12(Sat)21:52 No.18006084
    Strike Witches Quest. Come to give no fucks, stay for the psuedo-porn.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:52 No.18006087
    If it is moving then we have more of an issue than a simple retransmitter, /and/ it'd be far easier to spot.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:52 No.18006090
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:52 No.18006092
    Truly the master troll option.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:53 No.18006100
    Worth it. On both counts.
    You're guaranteed to go out like a boss, too.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:53 No.18006102
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    Well, gents. The jig is up.

    In the immortal words of the Great Cloister: "CHANGE OF PLAN! LEEEG IIITTT!"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:53 No.18006103
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    >Sakamoto suspects

    If she, Shirley and Trude compare notes we are FUCKED.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)21:53 No.18006104
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    only 8 witches dead? or is that only 8 air-witches dead in the whole war?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:53 No.18006107
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    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:54 No.18006114

    Honestly I'm just waiting for them to get sick of all these ridiculous coincidences and hook us up to a magic detector while we're incapacitated.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:55 No.18006125

    >male witches purportedly dont exist
    >suspicion EVERY time we turn around

    jeeze, there sure is some paranoia around here. or is it us thats paranoid and MC is just an unreliable narrator?

    inb4 it turns out that male witches not existing is just a polite fiction that everyone maintains because its convenient and everyone is expected to have figured that out without ever being told and we get laughed at like the middle schooler who still belives in santa for thinking it is a secret.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:55 No.18006127
    When do we become the little magical girl?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:55 No.18006131
    >she pressed the Walther against Minna's skull when Minna was busy hugging her

    First tele-bots, then Sanya. So, new ground rule: Minna is not allowed to hug anything while we're in the same room.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:55 No.18006132
    we're on morphine + blood loss = we don't have enough smarts to SHUT UP

    for the sake of pizza and hamburgers, SHUT UP MC
    ohhhhhh.... it's too late. Sakabro is way too smart for us. she's had our tail number ever since we met on the ground. and she hasn't forgotten the first time we met in the air
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:55 No.18006133
    Okay, make it really intentionally hammy.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/18/12(Sat)21:56 No.18006144
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    Sakamoto blinks. "What?"

    "That's her sidearm, right?" you say. "Everybody's issued a Walther, right?"

    "Yes," Sakamoto says, nodding once.

    "So Sanya had hers on her when she went into the drink last night. And spent a good ten, fifteen minutes in cold salt-water. And I doubt she cleaned it or even drained it when she got back, because for all the Witch bullshit, she's still a 15 year old girl. So it hang-fired. Didn't go off for a good half-second after Sanya pulled the trigger."

    Sakamoto thinks on that. You can see her processing the information.

    "And Sakamoto, the signals-"

    "We know," she says, nodding. "Sean wanted to sit her in front of your plane and use your radar to jam the signals, but our engineers were able to set up some sort of cancelling signal. We're keeping her under observation in the cellar."

    She takes a deep breath, and caresses your cheek. "I have to go now, a lot of tasks just fell to me. But... thank you. For saving my friends."

    She leaves.

    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/18/12(Sat)21:56 No.18006146
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    >Sanya falls into the channel
    >with her sidearm
    >waterlogged sidearm

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:57 No.18006158
    It's pretty much MC's canon personality at his point. Remember, fighter pilot, cool and composed when he controls stuff, but when someone rides saddle on him EVADE EVADE DIVE DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT. It's what keeps us alive in the air and it translates to the ground too.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)21:57 No.18006159
    Fucking SLEEP. Sleep until we wake up naturally, because we're tired, hurt, frightened, and full of morphine.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:57 No.18006160

    Stand up


    Wobble over to Minna's bed
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:57 No.18006163

    >Implying it couldn't be both
    >> Starshadow 02/18/12(Sat)21:57 No.18006164
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    Why not just make a faraday cage? That's the only way Sanya is going to get some normal sleep.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:57 No.18006167
    Theories are that

    A: It's a huge coincidence that we got put here and nobody knows. (default because male witches are UNHEARD OF)
    B: Command has a hunch and is sending people they think are warlocks to witches to see if they develop (supported by the fact that our buddies also exhibit strange degrees of luck).
    C: Warlocks naturally draw others of their kind, so a bunch of us being together is no cause for concern.

    In any case, we gotta keep on the down-lo or else they'll vivisect us. That's bad.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:57 No.18006168

    I need a wheelchair, paint, and if you could throw me a beer, that would be just ducky.

    Do not fail me in this, my oldest, truest friend among the pantsless clan."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:57 No.18006173

    Get into Minna's bed.

    Even injured, we still troll
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:58 No.18006176


    Roll over to Minna's Bed.

    We at least earned some scribbling on the face.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:58 No.18006178
    rolled 48 = 48

    Get the fuck outta bed.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:58 No.18006186
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    >She takes a deep breath, and caresses your cheek


    >PULL UP
    >PULL UP
    >PULL UP
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:58 No.18006187

    Operation Trollercoaster is go!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:58 No.18006188
    I think by this point, we need a drink.

    And smokes.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:58 No.18006189
    Go to sleep [spoilersdontworkontg]while looking at Minna peacefully dozing~[/spoilersdontworkontg]
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:58 No.18006191
    So Trude's in here, right? Hiding behind something or another? We should talk to her.

    Sleep also sounds like a reasonable idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:58 No.18006193

    Yooooouuuuuuu Guuuuuuyyyyysss

    I told you about the gun, guys...
    I told you...
    I won't rest easy unless we get that gun from under the goddamn table
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:59 No.18006195
    Obviously we troll Minna by crawling into her bed/getting her into our bed and then acting like she was being a sleep-pervert when she wakes up.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:59 No.18006196
    Stare at Sakamoto ass. Because.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)21:59 No.18006197
    Im voting this.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:59 No.18006199


    Can we stop with the drama? We haven't read anything about flayed witches, why would it be any different with a male?

    The problem is if we get outed in an insecure position; E.G. a unstable witch guesses "Martian Spy" before we can get an explanation out.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:59 No.18006200
    Fuck it. Sleep.

    Only damn time we'll get to.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:59 No.18006201

    go check on sanya. tease her about having shot us, but ya know, in a way that she figures out we dont really blame her for it. she just got out from under a couple days mind control and dosent need to start blaming herself.

    after that, iunno.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:59 No.18006204
    this, then >>18006159
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:59 No.18006207
    I know our character is to be the typical pilot, but surely we're allowed CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT?

    Let's let out some of the 'dere here, being an ALPHA MALE all the time isn't going to get us anywhere with these girls.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)21:59 No.18006210
    All of you are creeps.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/18/12(Sat)22:00 No.18006212
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    >male witches purportedly dont exist
    >suspicion EVERY time we turn around
    >gee what the fuck is up with that eh

    That, detective... is the right question. Perhaps they know something you don't.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)22:00 No.18006213
    upvoting this
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:00 No.18006215

    Time to go check on the squad
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:00 No.18006218
    This is far more important at the moment than Minna-trolling.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:00 No.18006221

    Planefag just enjoys savouring our tears as we argue.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:00 No.18006222
    >why would it be any different with a male?
    Because men can't use magic. its a fact. everyone knows that.

    Except for those few who CAN in fact use it. Who are a political threat to the witches (From their point of view)
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:01 No.18006227

    Seconded... We need to stop running ourselves ragged.

    We weren't on the ball with Sanya... We should have thought about the link between ridiculous amounts of transmissions and our radio witch.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:01 No.18006229
    Even if Sanya's pistol hangfired on its own, that reaction should have been impossible. We went straight from condition white (unsuspecting) to condition red (violent action) in the time it took for Sanya to pull the trigger. There was no planning. No thought. Just a pure, near-instant reaction that came so fast we couldn't even remember doing it afterward.

    The jig is up, boys.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:01 No.18006231
    >All of you are creeps
    Hi! Welcome to 4chan! You must be new here. Now, normally I'd give you a little tour, but after spending most of the day in Sweetwater(spoilers: Sweetwater sucks), I just want to eat and read Planefag's silliness.

    I'm sure they can help you over at /b/, though.

    Oh, and be sure to read the rules!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:01 No.18006233
    >implying they don't have one sitting over the front door and are just teasing us
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:01 No.18006234
    We just got shot.

    Contemplate life then go to sleep.

    Specifically, contemplate magic and how to work it. If the watchmaker and your suspicions are right, then you must learn how to harness your powers even better than before. If that means pouring your life into your plane and being the best fucking pilot in the history of forever, then so be it, but we have to know how exactly this works.

    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)22:01 No.18006235
    Oh...oh god.

    The MARTIANS know! They know of us, and the High Command is stationing all of them on the island here so the Martians will focus their attention here while Patton and Rommel retake Africa!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:01 No.18006238
    sanguine, brother
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:01 No.18006242
    Why would you remind me of the I ROBOT movie?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:02 No.18006246
    Sleep is go. Come on guys, we need to rest every once in a while.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:02 No.18006250
    are we still going with the "Paint our plane on our plane's nose" thing?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)22:02 No.18006251
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    wait a minute, didnt you say some of the witches from afrika are around? because the more german witches that get near us, the worse things get for us
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:03 No.18006262
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    well guess what THEY CAN FUCKING DEAL WITH IT!
    >> Major Airlift 02/18/12(Sat)22:03 No.18006269
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    We're just awesome and lucky. Anyone who says otherwise is a heretic and should be shot on sight.
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)22:04 No.18006283
    When you unlock BUNNYMODE
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:04 No.18006285
    Okay, so we need medical whiskey. And medical cigs. And then a medical nap, because seriously, shit is fucked.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:04 No.18006286
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    i was absolutely right about you people

    every time you say that I hate the answer. i should learn to shut my damn mouth.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:04 No.18006287
    YES. and then minna on our wheelchair, Rolling Court Martial
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:04 No.18006291

    Whens the next installment gonna be?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:05 No.18006295
    We need to grab a piece of paper, and draw an X and Y axis.


    The Y axis is labeled LIKELY HOOD OF INJURY

    There is a positive correlation.

    than tape it to Minna's face
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:06 No.18006304
    And we're not going to say a fucking word about that. These girls can be dense as rocks and that's what's keeping our bacon fresh.

    Check self for damage. If unhurt, get up and check Minna's damage. Then go find Sanya's GUN, and rig it to make it look as though our story is plausible.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:06 No.18006312

    Though it's obvious that we're missing a very big piece of the puzzle.

    Perhaps our best bet might be to confront Shirley about this business, ask her to come truthfully about all the questioning.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:06 No.18006314


    She already moved our quarters, if we shove this in her face, we'll get moved off base.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:06 No.18006316
    It makes total sense for Witches to know that gnomes exist. They have to keep on top of magic all the time, and gnomes are a direct threat to that. But gnomes being rarer than hen's teeth, they probably don't know what to look for - so the Witches that suspect us are thinking "no, no way he is one... right?" because they probably expect us to literally fart fireballs if we are magic users.

    But maybe the ancient Witches know how male magic works... we need to get a look at the old manuscripts at some point. If we could actually read that shit, that is, we're not scholars.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:07 No.18006324

    Not gonna happen. MPs wouldn't leave the weapon unsecured.

    On the plus, you can't really tell if it was or wasn't a hang fire and/or if it was due to water with this era of tech.

    I don't even know if we could do it with current tech...
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:07 No.18006326

    sanyas in the basement, and thats where the tomes are too, yeah?

    do this and then after we can poke around for clues and learnings.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/18/12(Sat)22:07 No.18006329
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    I wish to draw attention to this gentlemen's observation.

    >You *know.* Better then you know your own name, better then the inside of your eyelids, you know what will happen in the next half-second.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:08 No.18006330
    this man is right! When they find out I think or record will speak for us they wont do shit
    >> That McGuyver 02/18/12(Sat)22:08 No.18006332
    You guys are aware that your desire for certain things to happen/not happen is a gaurantee PF is going to do the opposite just to collect tears of rage right? Last thread end was pretty good proof. They WILL find out eventually. Its just a matter of being too damn powerful/valuable to cut open when that happens. We are pilot, all this gnome hiding sounds suspiciously like giving a fuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:08 No.18006333
    planefag, do you have your "swq story posts so far" saved to a document somewhere that you could share?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:08 No.18006334
    Then draw another line, in another color, and label it LIKELYHOOD OF DEATH, and give that a negative correlation
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:08 No.18006339
    I'd say leave Minna alone. She just had a nasty concussion and is obviously running on a lack of sleep, let her rest in hopes of being less cranky when she finally wakes up.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:08 No.18006341
    Remember how we only just resolved that thing where she spazzes out and blames casualties on herself and her command capability drops? Man, not even in it for waifus, that would just be a dick move, and not the good kind.

    On that note, people forget how easy we could get casual lays in a mixed-gender, high-stress, low-pants environment. Hell, it's already almost happened twice. Hilarious bouts of Copilot Whyboner aside, I think we're officially the team's asshole big brother who looks out for them.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:09 No.18006345
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    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:09 No.18006349
    Mustache on minna's face.
    Then go wandering for PLOT DEVICES. Then, come back, and if Minna's still out of it, get in her bed with her, mustache and all.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:09 No.18006350
    Let's just relax for a while until Minna wakes up, and ask her if we should just make our move into the infirmary official.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:09 No.18006351

    Yea... We k...

    >you know what will happen in the next
    >know What will happen in the
    >What will happen

    Let's hope our MC is too dumb to think about that too much, or we might not need martian signals to go nuts.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:10 No.18006353
    We may not be able to read these manuscripts, if they indeed exist, but perhaps the old watchmaker does. I'm for digging up ancient tomes and becoming god damn Merlin.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:10 No.18006355
    It is consistent with how we know our magic works, anyway. We don't just make machines work by thinking at them, we flip switches and turn dials like a motherfucker on speed - and I think I remember you literally describing MC moving with superhuman speed when the Widow started its death spiral on the test flight.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)22:10 No.18006357
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    We trained at piloting so long that our GnomeForce turns us precognitive in harsh situations?

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:10 No.18006359
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    awww shit we newtype now!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:10 No.18006365

    Thought so...

    Whelp. Minna's the most likely candidate to inform of this.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:10 No.18006368
    wtf go to tg oh look strike witches... 500 POSTS!!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:10 No.18006370
    ink under nose = headache from fumes. make it make up or something non-inhalation hazardous
    >> Landing Gear 02/18/12(Sat)22:10 No.18006373
    When i get back to my place later.
    i i guess about 6hours from now.

    stuck at this thing at the parents' house.
    and i cant type for shit on my phone.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:11 No.18006374

    Thought so...

    Whelp. Minna's the most likely candidate to inform of this. Since shes the CO AND the number of times we've rescued her.
    >> Major Airlift 02/18/12(Sat)22:11 No.18006382
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    I'm sorry, planefag. But I might have to shoot you now. It's for the good of MC.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:12 No.18006389

    That really says: Get a better phone, mate.

    I kid, can't wait for the next session.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:12 No.18006391
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    I guess we need to paint our plane red now
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:12 No.18006394
    10 are planefag story posts
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:12 No.18006398
    Fuck magic. Pilots make save or die decisions all the time, just ask Erica.

    We're just the Musashi of winged planes.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:12 No.18006400

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:13 No.18006409
    As opposed to wingless planes?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:13 No.18006411
    we are NOT telling anybody.

    we may get caught.

    and if they do have us dead to rights we should confess.

    but NEVER volunteer information. EVER.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)22:14 No.18006418
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    If we have truly evolved beyond human, we need to paint our black widow red, to prove we are 3x better then the rest
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:14 No.18006421
    helicopters maybe?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:14 No.18006422
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    Blammo. Ten years in MSPaint.
    >> Starshadow 02/18/12(Sat)22:14 No.18006429
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    What KIND of mustache? Are we talking Hitler or Handlebar?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:14 No.18006430
    bro its time to come clean and come out. our record will save us they wont DARE touch an ace
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:14 No.18006433
    Just before she leaves ask her who won the fight of the century in the kitchen
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:14 No.18006434
    >MC confirmed for Red Comet.
    I think we just found our new callsign/nose art.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:15 No.18006435
    French mustache
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/18/12(Sat)22:15 No.18006438
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    You lie in bed, staring at the ceiling, and ponder - for just a second - what it'd be like to actually go to sleep like a sane human being.

    The answer comes instantly. It'd be like being a sailor, snug as a bug in his hammock, safe under thousands of pounds of armor plating. Fucking pussies. Not having any of THAT shit, no sir.

    You swing your legs out of bed, and sit up. You're feeling much better; the wound to your leg wasn't serious, but the adrenaline rush, aftermath of your much more serious wound, blood loss, stress and shock knocked you on your ass pretty well. At this rate you're going to have to put nose-art on your fucking wheelchair. Perhaps kill-markers, too. You snort at the idea. The doctors cut away your pants, and you don't see replacements around... but your shirt is there, and your flight jacket. You put your shirt on, and then buckle on your most important article of clothing.

    Leaning against the wall, you stiffly stump over to a storage closet with one good leg, and manage to locate a big, heavy cane. Leaning on it heavily, you turn and make for the door.

    As you approach, an MP steps into the doorway.

    A *big* MP. A very big motherfucking MP.

    "Sir, you cannot leave the infirmary in your condition."

    "Bullshit," you reply. "I can walk."

    "I can fix that," he says evenly. Goddamn Sakamoto, she knows you too well, doesn't she?

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:15 No.18006441
    We're an ace technically (5+ kills), but here even Yoshika has more kills than us.

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:15 No.18006442

    This is important
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:15 No.18006443

    We're looking at the result of not TELLING information we had in time.

    If we had informed command about the signals even a day earlier, this situation might not have occurred.

    The information of our powers may mean life and death of people in the squadron.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:15 No.18006445

    "SOMEbody has to be the best."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:15 No.18006453
    No, no.
    On close inspection each whisker is a letter.
    S M A L L T I M E
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:15 No.18006455
    Yeah I don't get it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:16 No.18006458
    Those are eject-or-die. I do remember someone landing an f-16 with only one wing though.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:16 No.18006462

    if the witches know and they've sat on that bit of critical info while humanity was in a war for survival against aliens with millions upon millions of dead only for the sake of proximal political concerns, they are all basically murderers.

    just throwing that out there.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:16 No.18006466
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    I knew anon would come around to Minna eventually!
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)22:16 No.18006467
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    god damn charbros
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:16 No.18006470
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    *Put up the good old fist'de cuffs*

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:16 No.18006473
    that really ought to be a curve,

    As it is it suggests that we're immortal if we're at least a certain distance from German witches, and that we're guaranteed to be injured if we're in contact.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)22:17 No.18006479
    "Then at least get me back to my own room before one of the Witches sees me emulating their fashion style."
    >> Starshadow 02/18/12(Sat)22:17 No.18006483
    Bedsheets. Window.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/18/12(Sat)22:17 No.18006485

    nien, I type it all in the text field
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:17 No.18006491
    He;s got us beat. Back to bed.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:17 No.18006495
    I really don't think we can take on Empee McMeatslab in our current status. But maybe we can get a message outside - say, Sean and Ian?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:17 No.18006496
    Stare at him until he blinks
    >> Will 02/18/12(Sat)22:17 No.18006497
    Might as well start work on "The Rolling Court Martial", our new wheelchair of choice. Requisition us some paint.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:18 No.18006500

    "I left my jacket in a pool of blood over on the other side of the castle, surely you wouldn't let me catch a cold.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:18 No.18006501
    "Too hurt to leave, but not to hurt to hurt some more? Fine, whatever. Get me some paint."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:18 No.18006502
    Sleep holy hell. It would be nice for once.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:18 No.18006504
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    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:18 No.18006509
    Communicating with the crew would not be a bad thing right now.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:18 No.18006512

    /r/ paint, pants.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:19 No.18006517



    >> That McGuyver 02/18/12(Sat)22:19 No.18006518
    I agree, but it WILL happen. We should prepare accordingly. To the majick archive!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:19 No.18006521
    Go back obediently, get a wheelchair from the storage closet and tear out of the room, like a bat out of hell before the MP has a chance to realize what's happening.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)22:19 No.18006522
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    pull rank?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:19 No.18006523
    Franek Dolas would totally demand the right to go to the fucking bathroom.

    Let's do this oldschool
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:19 No.18006524
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    ask him to fetch ian for us.

    if ian isnt busy(pic related) send him of a-questing.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:20 No.18006525

    We can't take him, so let's ask if he could at least have someone find Yoshika and Trude for us, to let them know we're already on our feet. Mostly, I guess we'll have to just chill in the infirmary for a while.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:20 No.18006533
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    Oh whoops. I put the arrow in the wrong place. Should've put it at y=0. Fixed it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:20 No.18006534

    I'm quite sure that watch hasn't had a chance to leave our pocket with all thats been going on.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:20 No.18006537
    He's under Sakamoto's orders and she outranks us like crazy. Not happening.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:20 No.18006538
    Cane him in the goddam balls. We're tired of bullshit
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:20 No.18006541

    Then crawl through the vents when we're in the bathroom
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)22:21 No.18006547
    being a pilot already has a huge chance of injury
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:21 No.18006548
    Second. At least let a man get a pair of pants.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:21 No.18006549
    start work on the rolling court marshal
    also if we have the watch on us put it by Minna's bed, that bitch is going to wear that watch if its the last thing we do
    >> Major Airlift 02/18/12(Sat)22:21 No.18006551
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    Just go to sleep for once before we fall apart. We're getting injured way too fucking much.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:21 No.18006561
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    Actually, I believe it was an F-15. Strike Eagle.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:21 No.18006562
    Build a fort
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:22 No.18006563

    information about enemy action != personal secrets that could potentially get us blue on blued.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:22 No.18006568

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    >> Starshadow 02/18/12(Sat)22:23 No.18006575
    Last I recall we shoved the watch into the pocket of the wheelchair. Which then got left behind when we went onto the roof to do the whole ghost thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:23 No.18006579
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:23 No.18006582
    Yeah, but I don't think we have computer screens wide enough to account for such a chart, so I simplified it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:23 No.18006589
    let me handle this, my grandpa was an MP i know the secret handshake.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:24 No.18006596
    Oh for FUCKS sake, there has NEVER been any indication that the witches kill any male magic users. Hell, even Trude said that they're taught that EVERYONE has magic in them, but only the witches manifest it as raw power. They aren't going to kill us you coward.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:24 No.18006603
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)22:24 No.18006604
    fuckin trombley....
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:25 No.18006608
    It still ought to be a curve due to scale, a difference of 5 our 10 kilometers wouldn't really change the risk of injury, however 5 or 10 meters would be a huge difference.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:25 No.18006610
    Fine. Get me a wheelchair. And some paint. And a pen.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:25 No.18006613
    Then one day you're plowing Minna, and bam. Hit by a bus.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:25 No.18006615
    Sakabro knows us too well, that MP would not let us have privacy.
    Push bed next to minna's, go to sleep
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:25 No.18006617


    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:26 No.18006618

    We say a lot of things.

    When they say "everyone has power" that's a statement about the nature of magic, not about the nature of magic-users.

    We aren't gonna get dissected, but as I said before, that's something we need to out before it comes out in a situation where we have no control whatsoever.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:26 No.18006624
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:26 No.18006629

    theyve sat on this information that would be hugely valuable to the war effort and maybe save millions of lives.

    you think they'll flinch from a little more blood on their hands?

    i agree that they'll *probably* be cool about this but the alternative isnt exactly unimaginable.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:26 No.18006630
    in the 76th floor penthouse, no less
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:27 No.18006642
    Located on a small island
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:27 No.18006644
    >expecting us to obey orders
    >she knows you too well, doesn't she?

    Apparently not?
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/18/12(Sat)22:28 No.18006648
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    The red one.

    It is waiting.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:28 No.18006652
    ...she put the MP there BECAUSE she expected us not to follow orders.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:28 No.18006655
    On an Island that has no vehicles other than the one boat at the docks, which is far too small to carry even a car.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:28 No.18006656
    Write the following on the door: FORT GIVE NO FUCKS, and slam it shut
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:29 No.18006659
    Locate other routes of exit. If there's a locked door, well, just apply gnome powers, then re-lock it when we're out.

    They'll spend all week wondering how we escaped.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:29 No.18006665
    agreed. MC says 'bathroom', MP says 'me too'
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:30 No.18006672

    Go to your bed and sit down, facing toward's Minna's bed.

    A bit of self reflection wouldn't be a bad idea, and is less likely to result in contusions.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:30 No.18006673
    I guess our path is now clear. WE NEED A MASK!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:30 No.18006678
    Honestly, just go to sleep already. Maaaaaaaaaybe push our bed next to Minna's because I bet she's going to fall out of hers once she notices, but that's it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:30 No.18006682
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:31 No.18006685
    our bed, minna's, whatever, TO SLEEP!

    >planefag, do you have your "swq story posts so far" saved to a document somewhere that you could share?

    this, and a possible 2nd thread?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:31 No.18006688
    nutshot with the walking stick.

    then leave.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:31 No.18006689
    Dear MP, do you know what Bartitsu is?

    It's a form of fighting made well-known by the fictional character Sherlock Holmes...

    It is...

    *Raise Cane*

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:31 No.18006692
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    and you think a MP is going to stop us?
    we routinely break military protocol and laws
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:31 No.18006693
    Look the MP in the eye and ask him to kindly count the fucks he can see floating around in there.

    Then tell him we're going through him if we feel like it!

    Yeah! We're grade-A 100% Pilot BADASS.


    Then we ask for Ian and go for a nap.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:31 No.18006695
    If we sleep on Minna, we drool on her.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:32 No.18006696
    Hold walking stick like a rapier

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:32 No.18006699

    like this.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:32 No.18006700
    Hey yeah so...
    What if we just go back to bed and wait for visitors? Someone's gotta pop by eventually. Trude is Minna's buddy, she'll stop by. Miyafuji...well, she's Miyafuji, she's gonna come do a checkup.

    Let's just wait in bed.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:33 No.18006709
    Ask for Sean

    >Sean. Knock out this man
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:35 No.18006737
    This plan involves the least knee-breaking.

    I say we wait and see who shows up. After all, Sakabroto's right: we really do need some rest.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:35 No.18006738
    >> planefaggin !!dvxVDLLRZyd 02/18/12(Sat)22:35 No.18006744
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    Update in picture.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:36 No.18006753
    Look the MP right in the eyes and ask him "I have stepped on the toes of generals for shits and giggles now let me ask you this I am willing to flirt with career suicide on a daily sometimes hourly basis what makes you think a MP is going to stop me from going where the fuck I want on the base?"
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)22:36 No.18006757
    I vote for making a new thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:37 No.18006759
    Head down to the hangar, they'll have paint. And no one will think to look for us there. If we meet anyone on the way, all the better.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:37 No.18006760
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:37 No.18006763
    Paint that sumbitch!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:37 No.18006766

    listen to the voice of reason
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:37 No.18006770

    go talk to sanya
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)22:37 No.18006776
    >Paint it now
    Also, new thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:37 No.18006780
    We can rest when we're dead!

    Which at this point doesn't seem to bee far off...
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:37 No.18006784
    That's boring though. How about we go say hi to Trude and ask her whats up?

    Find another way out. Magic it open if we have to, but be sure to shut it afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:38 No.18006785

    Technically, we're gonna get into shit if we don't keep on the downlow... I say we swing by the basement for the books and Sanya if she's even reasonably cognizant.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:38 No.18006786
    >dat file name
    MP is no slouch. Find Rommel, get tactical advice!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:38 No.18006789
    Paint it now and then show it off.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:38 No.18006792
    There's a little girl out there, all by herself, she just shot at her CO who is also a friend, and myself, who just the night before had saved her life, she's been fighting alien mind control for days, and just now lost to it, she's scared, lonely, and probably thinks one of us hates her, and you're standing between me and telling that little girl that everything's going to be OK, that we understand and still like her.

    Now, are you going to continue to be an obstacle between me and comforting that scared little girl, or are you going to shut the hell up and pretend you didn't see anything?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:38 No.18006793

    Bring it to the hanger and paint it there.

    All the material we need is there after all.

    And we can check in on how Sanya is doing.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:38 No.18006795
    I think I was too late with my suggestion. Ah well.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:39 No.18006799
    While the shenanigans are fun, we need to rest before we get ourselves killed.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:39 No.18006804
    So much for the sensible option~

    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/18/12(Sat)22:39 No.18006805
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    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:39 No.18006806
    >possessive noun
    >followed by engine(s)

    I told you that was an automatic ban bro.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:39 No.18006807

    Sanya is the only one who can't come to us to talk... She should be our target.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:40 No.18006809
    Lets just go get food.

    Don't do anything crazy, just wheel through the middle of the fucking room while everyone stares in disbelief, grab a snack, and start eating.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:40 No.18006810
    Let's talk to Trude. We've got things we need to sort out.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:40 No.18006815
    To Sanya, she needs to know that we don't hate her for what happened and that we're sorry we didn't catch on quick enough.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:40 No.18006817

    Aye, find Sanya. Shes probably taking this very badly. Once thats done, we can paint the thing...

    Or we can bring the paint with us. She can help us paint the Rolling Court Marshal.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/18/12(Sat)22:40 No.18006820
    We need to do this. We need to help our soviet comrade. But first, we REST. Then help our soviet girl. Black pe er um NIGHT FIGHTERS need to stick together.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:40 No.18006821
    Is it really?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:41 No.18006827
    Sanya. Time to make little girls stop crying.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:41 No.18006828

    He got b& earlier for the same reason
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:41 No.18006830
    Find out who won the battle of the kitchen!
    Ten quids hang on it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:42 No.18006836
    Find Sanya.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:42 No.18006839
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    sanya was mind controlled for a couple days and just found out she tried to kill two of her comrades.

    we probably really should let her know that we dont hold it against her or she might outright crack up.

    thats a little more important then a trolly paint job, no?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:42 No.18006840
    Check on Sanya.
    We thumped her good, she deserves a hug.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:42 No.18006843
    How about we try NOT to pass out in the middle of a hallway.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:43 No.18006858
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    Black and red. It is the night fighter way.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:43 No.18006861
    Acquire paint.
    Go to Sanya.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:43 No.18006864

    Sanya has been getting as good as we've got when it comes to bumps and bruises...

    She needs a buddy right now.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:43 No.18006867
    This is good.
    This is better.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:44 No.18006871
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    Black And Red

    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:44 No.18006876
    Go find Sanya, let her know both is and Minna are okay and that we don't blame her for what the Martians did.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:44 No.18006878

    The girl has to be feeling like shit. First she's incapped in battle, then she gets controlled into shooting her commander.

    We should go cheer her up. Tell everyone the MP let us out on Sakamoto's orders.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:44 No.18006879
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    Sanya can help us with the painting of the wheelchair!

    We can say thats our only condition for forgiving her. Something simple and childish; that really shows we don't care very much about what happened.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:44 No.18006886
    Find sanyan
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:45 No.18006892

    We don't need to lie, just point out the fact that we are out of the infirmary implies we were let out.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:45 No.18006894
    "Hey Sanya wanna help me paint Minna on my wheelhub?"
    >> That McGuyver 02/18/12(Sat)22:45 No.18006897
    Go to the depths to the magic archive. If they know, we should know more.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:45 No.18006899
    "You can be the model!"
    >> Starshadow 02/18/12(Sat)22:45 No.18006900
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    >Use bedsheet rope ladder
    >Not to escape but to troll
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:45 No.18006901
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    >jumped in bed with sanya
    >saved sanyas life
    >saved sanya from having to see a murder in the mirror.
    >uncovered sanyas mind control

    errrm. we should probably avoid Eila. thats going to be some hardcore jelly mad.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:45 No.18006902
    "When it rolls she flips out, just like real life!"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:46 No.18006905
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    >Witch under Martian mind control who tried to assassinate her commander
    >People thinking she isn't locked up under heavy armed guard

    Seriously, guys. We try to go see Sanya, we get busted immediately.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)22:46 No.18006906
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    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:46 No.18006914
    Inb4 we "Bump" into Eila
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:47 No.18006923

    You know, bars are designed so light and sound can pass through them...
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:47 No.18006925
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)22:47 No.18006928
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    Id rather "bump" into her sister, but that's neither here nor there
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:47 No.18006930
    This man speaks the truth.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:48 No.18006932
    >Implying we can't lie, trick, and/or fight our way in long enough to comfort her.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:48 No.18006934
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    Is that Trude in Yoshika's outfit and HOLY SHIT THAT BULGE.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:49 No.18006946
    It's a clever and cunning device, stratagem, trick, or the like for catching a person unawares.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:49 No.18006947

    whos to say anyone but our personal MP knows we aint supposed to be out?

    and besides, who cares if we're busted we aint gonna miss any appointments. if its REALLY critical we can escape again.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:49 No.18006951
    in b4 sakamoto ambushes us
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:49 No.18006952
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    liek this
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:49 No.18006955
    Lying and tricking are ok, but fighting is out of the question. We're in a wheelchair
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:50 No.18006966
    We also need to paint little kill-marks for every time we've bounced a witch on our wheelchair
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:51 No.18006974
    We must introduce Yoshika to Frederica Porsche.

    >anything Samossi
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:51 No.18006976
    Pretty sure those planes were black with some gray.

    Compare to the delicious paint jobs of the superior Schwarze squadron.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:51 No.18006979
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    its just an awkward shadow from her leg, not a bulge.

    also, everyone looks gooh in yosikas uniform.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:51 No.18006982
    You clearly have not heard of this trick, it's called "The Bounce" it is where you start up higher than your opponent, catch them unawares in a dive and hit them as you blow past.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:51 No.18006984

    Guys, seriously, enough with the chair.

    More important things. Our ego is stocked for a bit, let's be Bro material.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:52 No.18006991
    though this ones kinda lames need a sexier pose.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:52 No.18007003
    God damn I love Ace Combat zero
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:52 No.18007005
    The chair is our in. We get Sanya to paint it with us to take her mind off the horrible shit it's been going through lately. We CAN combine business and pleasure.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:52 No.18007006
    ...is that a steamroller killmark?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:53 No.18007011
    Seriously, something that shows off the legs more.

    Mmm Minna's legs... *drools*.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:54 No.18007021
    or a tractor?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:54 No.18007025
    That assumes she's well under control, and unguarded.

    That's a pretty tall set of assumptions.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:54 No.18007026
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    How about this as the pin up art?
    >> planefaggin !!dvxVDLLRZyd 02/18/12(Sat)22:54 No.18007028

    new thread sisboombah
    >> Starshadow 02/18/12(Sat)22:54 No.18007031
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    >Dat Bulge
    Teehee, I almost forgot I had this one.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:54 No.18007034
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    >everyone looks gooh in yosikas uniform.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:56 No.18007060
    She'd murder us.
    It would be totally worth it.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)23:01 No.18007132
    new thread

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