Yeah, this is a somewhat entertaining story, but it really just reeks of bullshit. I know this, because I've told bullshit stories to /tg/, and this guy is incorporating all of the buttons necessary to get /tg/ reading;
>Horribly freaky, overweight and stereotypical /d/M, whom the OP is playing with at the behest of a friend (Thus making him seem like the sort of guy who would never willingly be friends with this sort of person)
>Cute female who is 'new' to roleplaying games and is somehow staying despite all of this stupid bullshit
>Other players, who are as weird and perverted as the DM, and a single other player who is 'with' the OP and defending him
>The OP, suffering through this despite apparently playing in a public place
>Unspecified talk of 'photos of the character sheet' and an audio recording that cannot be posted, apparently.
>Homebrew system with a lack of specifics, allowing the OP to arbitrarily write what he think would be interesting without having to defend it against people who have an encyclopedic knowledge of the rules
Seriously, I can't believe this. It's too bullshit. Post the character sheet and I'll believe it, but until then, this is just pure fiction designed to get spite glands going.