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    359 KB Warhammer 40: Heretical Love Part XXIV Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)17:57 No.18031213  
    Previous threads under "heretical love" on 1d4chan
    Twitter: hereticalloveq

    “Max…” A quiet, somber voice awakens you from your sleep. You crack open your eyes and notice Karen standing over you, dressed in a pink camisole.

    “Hmm? What…” You see the entryway open, a Farseer you don’t recognize standing just inside of it. She’s got a faint trace of blood down the front of her armor, and the expression she’s wearing instantly tells you that this is nothing good.

    Pulling the sheet around yourself, you stand up and approach her. As you draw near, she extends something out to you. Gently you take the small, thin object from her fingers. She gives you a slight bow of respect as you do.

    “What is this?” You ask, but instantly find your voice leaving you far behind.

    “He placed it in my hand before he…” The Farseer’s voice trails off.

    A picture.

    You gaze at it for a long while, how long you’ll never know. It doesn’t register, or maybe it’s just that you don’t want it to.

    “Is this some kind of sick joke?” You ask, voice horse and choked.

    “My sympathies.” The Farseer says, and with a deeper bow she departs back through the entryway.
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    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/20/12(Mon)18:05 No.18031311

    and I hate you so much (not really) for posting this at night CET...gogo my Ameribros and make some horribly bad choices and roll lots of 1s to give fuel to Papa-Ns HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE engine!
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)18:05 No.18031314
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)18:05 No.18031317
    Knees weak, too weak to stand, you fall backwards into a sitting position on the pink rug beneath you. Placing a hand on your head, you look around the room, and back at the photo.

    The picture is a simple one, black and white. Tortuga, you recognize that. You for sure see that you are drunk, severely so. But that isn’t what is eating at you, ravenously tearing your heart from its place in your chest.

    Eight is propping you up in the picture, and even though it’s small, almost too small to see, you catch it. A tiny smile, which translates to so much more when you consider the man wearing it.

    Scrawled in his chickenscratch, marking the white beneath it is a single word.


    Next to it, a few small droplets of brown, dried blood.
    You don’t even have to ask. You already know what’s happened.

    “I’ll… Go make something…” Karen says awkwardly, noticing your expression, and she leaves as well.

    Some men say they never cry. Some even say its beneath a real man to cry, that its weakness, for women and children. These are men that have never known true loss.

    Nothing could have held back your tears, not all the forces of Malal, not the warp, not even the Emperor himself. With a muffled sound you break down, clutching the photo, unable to look down at it.

    “Damn it kid...” You shake your head. You would do anything to turn back time, to just knock him out and not let him go. Though you know, deep down, he would have found a way to slip off regardless.

    The hot tears roll freely down your cheeks, and you hang your head in your palm and just let them. You don’t care who sees you, what they might say. Today, a man cries.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/20/12(Mon)18:07 No.18031332
    Manly tears shed for a true bro'.

    Eight, we loved that kid.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/20/12(Mon)18:07 No.18031333
    Wait, Papa - N, doesn't Khorne owe us a favor for winning the Bloodbowl? Could we use it to bring Eight back?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:10 No.18031371
    khorne isnt a fan of sorcery, chances are the favor he mentioned is more along the lines of
    "ill send a shit ton of my minions to deal with your pathetic mortal problems"

    well miss you Eight
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)18:10 No.18031380
    When you finally emerge from the tent, it is with a blank face. Adorned in your heavy, grey armor, bristling with weapons.

    Karen is waiting outside, having changed somewhere into a fresh set of mechanic digs. She looks up from her racer, grease spots on her clothes, wrench in hand.

    “Are you… Alright?” She asks as you stop in front of her.
    “I will be. I’ve got one last loose end I need to wrap up before the defecation hits the oscillation, so I’ll be heading out.

    “Well, good luck.” Karen smiles, giving you a smooch.

    “Let’s hope I won’t need it.”

    You swallow hard at your own words. You’ve learned a lot during your time on Yagis V, quite a lot. Namely, don’t go near the ocean.

    And don’t mess with the Necrons.

    Which is precisely what you are about to go do.

    …Though you aren’t without second, third, fourth thoughts.

    “What the fuck am I about to do?” You ask yourself as you swing a leg up over the bike.

    “Good fucking question!” Your mind rages back.

    “I’m about to go try to… Reason with an insane undead robot thingy?” You shrug.

    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/20/12(Mon)18:11 No.18031395
    Or you could possibly try to pull some weight with...I don't know...Nurgle or the Emp...since they are the only massively powerful beings that you arn't in massive debt to (like Tzeentch and Slaanesh)

    Sure there is Khorne...but like he would rez Eight...
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:11 No.18031397
    Fitting music.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)18:12 No.18031407
    So many feels;_;

    Narrator: Morgan Freeman
    Max: Steven Bulm
    Fem Max/Helena: Nicole Sullivan
    Sister Lycheria: Tabitha St. Germain
    Ailia: Tara Strong
    Esh: Grey DeLisle
    Senna and Senda: Grey DeLisle
    Kaleshi: Melissa Fahn
    Tonya: Francesca Smith
    Mika: Andrea Libman
    Karen: Olivia D'Abo
    Doomrider: Tommy Blacha
    Abbadon: Christopher Sabat
    Nurgle: John DiMaggio
    Slaanesh: Tim Curray
    Khorn: Keith David
    Tzeentch: Nicole Oliver
    Warboss: John DiMaggio
    Emperor(Casual): Andrew Stanton
    Emperor(Serious): Peter Cullen
    Malice: Frank Welker
    DarkHammer: Tony Jay
    Kais: Scott McNeal
    8: Phil Lamar
    Vect: J.K. Simmons
    Ra'alman(before): Ian Holm
    Ra’alman(after): Tricia Helfer
    H Jon Benjamin: Teach
    Tankered: Brian Blessed
    Logan Grimnar: Vladimir Kulich
    Creed: Liam Neson
    Bjorn: Patrick Warburton
    Horus: David Kaye
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/20/12(Mon)18:12 No.18031408
    Shit. We've already called in a favor from Nurgle, Tzneech, and Slannesh, so he was our last hope, unless the Big - E is able to help, we won't get Eight back. Shit. He was my favorite character, after Rex.
    >> Taffer 02/20/12(Mon)18:13 No.18031413
    Remember this ain't about the necrons. This, right here, is all about hat-chan. We have to rescue hat-chan.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:14 No.18031434

    It's yandecron time?

    We're fucked....Tonya KILLED Bender and HK-47 in Max's arm!

    There is only one punishment for that!

    By the way...why Tonya when being a total wreck over Eight?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:14 No.18031435
    Can I just quick point out that H Jon Benjamin and Teach are backwards.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)18:15 No.18031442
    Revving the bike up, you don’t dignify that with a response. So what if your brain is screaming at you, Ackbar is sounding all the alarms, and even your spidey sense is telling you to take two steps back, fuck your own face, and think about what you are really doing.

    You slip on a pair of shades.

    Fuck those guys, they are just going to have to deal with it.

    The motor of Mika’s custom bike screams as you wheelie away from the Ork camp. The work she put into every detail really shows when you open up the throttle. Though you admit to yourself that you may be an awesome driver, there is nothing you enjoy driving more than a well made bike.

    Faster and faster you fly across the plain, shredding grass into a torrent of green behind your wheels. It doesn’t matter how much speed you put on, you know this isn’t something you can just run away from. The other issue with the Necron certainly isn’t helping you right now either.

    Not to mention, one absolutely critical detail.

    ...That psychobitch currently has your hat.

    The ride clears your head, and allows you to think. You need some kind of plan, which isn’t your strong suit.

    [ ] Head directly for Necron Tomb

    [ ] Set a trap

    [ ] Call out Tonya away from the Tomb to a place of your choosing
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:16 No.18031447


    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/20/12(Mon)18:16 No.18031448
    I agree. Fallen Bros over Crazy Hoes
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:16 No.18031450
    Call her out, we can set a trap too.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)18:16 No.18031452
    Simple we bring Karen's looting skill, Mika's Tech skill, and Ral's Power, this will be how we looted a necron and learned her how to waifu
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)18:16 No.18031458
    Because this is the 2nd to last thread, so it's Heretical Love - Necronification time
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 02/20/12(Mon)18:17 No.18031466
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    I always read that as if it is a Heckler & Koch made AK-47.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/20/12(Mon)18:18 No.18031477
    >[ ] Call out Tonya away from the Tomb to a place of your choosing

    Let us try to play safe...

    (like that's gonna happen)
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)18:18 No.18031479
    Comine both of these,
    [X] Set a trap

    [X] Call out Tonya away from the Tomb to a place of your choosing

    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:18 No.18031481
    [ ] Call out Tonya away from the Tomb to a place of your choosing

    No sense in letting the flayed ones watch.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)18:19 No.18031497
    >Heckler & Koch made AK-47
    >Uses proprietary parts that improve nothing
    >Somehow weights a pound more than a regular AK
    >has 0 increased functionality over regular AK
    >costs 3 times as much for teutonic gnome magic engineering fee
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH 02/20/12(Mon)18:19 No.18031498

    You cunning bastard...I LIKE that plan.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:21 No.18031527
    We need to 100% the harem... It's what Eight would have wanted.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/20/12(Mon)18:21 No.18031539
    >Americans everywhere still buy it for x3 the price.

    I'm thirding this suggestion. Set a trap, call out the Yanderecron and recover the Hat.
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 02/20/12(Mon)18:23 No.18031562
    Shut up and give them your money.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:24 No.18031573
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    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/20/12(Mon)18:28 No.18031624
    >> Whoo, I have finally arrived! Anywho
    [ ] Set a trap
    Let's take some bottles, ring em together and call Tonya out
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)18:29 No.18031633
    As you drive across the field of emerald green, you think. You think hard.

    Do you smell smoke? Nah, must be your imagination.

    An advantage. You need some kind of advantage. It would be crazy to just think you could just waltz on into the Necron Tomb and come out alive. No, scratch that, fleshy.

    The thought causes you to shudder slightly. You really enjoy your meaty bits, and imagining as metal slowly replaced…


    You skid the bike to a halt, though not at your panicked imagination, but at the terrain. There is a high, rocky ridge with plenty of scrub on it, overlooking a low dry riverbed. You gaze up at the heights, before scowling down at the brown dirt underfoot.

    It seems as good a place as any to spring some kind of trap.
    Now, time to call in some backup.

    Punching in a number, you press the device to your head and count the tones.


    “Hey Mika. Listen, are you busy right now?”

    “M-me? Well, ah… No?”

    “Great! Now this might sound crazy but…”

    You hear something kick a stone from behind you.

    “Who are you talking to, my darling?” Comes an all too familiar voice.

    "...How did you even find me?!"

    "Silly honey, I've been tracking your communicator."

    "...Max? H-hello?" You hear Mika ask quietly, the speaker still against your ear.

    "Going to have to call you back, I'm afraid."

    1d20 for initiative
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:30 No.18031651
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)18:30 No.18031653
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    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:31 No.18031655
    rolled 7 = 7

    ere we go
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/20/12(Mon)18:31 No.18031658
    Oh shit
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 02/20/12(Mon)18:31 No.18031662
    rolled 13 = 13

    Oh shit nigga.

    My roll is the roll that will pierce the heavens!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:32 No.18031664
    rolled 9 = 9

    Let's show this fleshlight who wears the pants.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/20/12(Mon)18:32 No.18031665
    rolled 15 = 15

    Hue for the Hue god!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:32 No.18031667
    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)18:32 No.18031672
    rolled 13 = 13

    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 02/20/12(Mon)18:33 No.18031680
    rolled 5 = 5

    Need to do better.

    Emperor, guide my dice!
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/20/12(Mon)18:33 No.18031682
    rolled 1 = 1

    This is gonna suck, but lets give it a go
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:33 No.18031683
    rolled 2 = 2

    I like my fleshy bits
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 02/20/12(Mon)18:34 No.18031693
    rolled 12 = 12

    I said better dammit.

    Emperor, why hath thou forsaken me? Didst I not serve thee well?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:35 No.18031699
    rolled 17 = 17

    Crafty bitch
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:35 No.18031700
    rolled 20 = 20

    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/20/12(Mon)18:35 No.18031701
    Oh fuck me...
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)18:35 No.18031702
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    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 02/20/12(Mon)18:35 No.18031705
    rolled 11 = 11

    You have doomed us all. Bracing for Ra'alman.
    >> Cidolfas Orlandu, aka Thunder God Cid !gYjELVKQn6 02/20/12(Mon)18:36 No.18031711
    rolled 15 = 15


    Squad morale restored. Now, let's roll.
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 02/20/12(Mon)18:37 No.18031720
    rolled 16 = 16

    Can I? Can I really?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)18:40 No.18031743
    “Oh Tonya, I was just about to… HA!” With a shout you whirl around, activating your plasma cannon and praying to the Emprah you were fast enough.

    Cold, mechanical hands latch onto your arm, and strong fingers force it shut. Guess not.

    Shit! If you fire it now, it’ll probably explode!

    Out of time, you do the only other thing you can think of, and grab for your axe…

    A blast of gauss against the flat of its blade sends it spiraling out of your hand. The Immortal behind you stands still, it’s calculating eyes watching your every move.

    You’re thankful it was at least a decent enough shot to not blow off your other arm. Though you wonder if perhaps it missed.

    “Now now, I’ll have to punish you if you’re going to be difficult.” Tonya scolds you with a frown, as though you were some kind of child.

    She clamps down on your arm, and with incredible strength, forces you to the ground.

    A wicked grin illuminates her features, her eyes alight with a crazy green fire.

    “Fuck my life.” You sigh, wishing you had perhaps just ignored the Necrons entirely.

    “Don’t worry, soon we’ll make you just. Like. Us.”

    The feeling of vertigo overwhelms you as Tonya warps.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:40 No.18031748
    rolled 5 = 5

    What are the odds of have to run from the boulder Indiana Jones style?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)18:42 No.18031772
    You phase in, your head spinning and your stomach feeling as though it had just dropped through your abdomen. The sensation is akin to the worst seasickness you’ve ever experienced, multiplied tenfold.

    Clutching at your mouth, it’s all you can do to not just hurl. But you wonder why you even stopped yourself.

    [ ] Puke on the Necrons

    [ ] Hold it
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:43 No.18031778
    Lock lips to throw her off then reverse her hold into an arm bar.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/20/12(Mon)18:44 No.18031784
    [x]Hold it

    Let's not make things worse than they already are, eh?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:44 No.18031785
    throw up
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 02/20/12(Mon)18:44 No.18031787
    rolled 16 = 16

    >[X] Puke on the Necrons

    How could anyone not pick this?
    Right in the face.

    In before Tonya has a puke fetish.
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 02/20/12(Mon)18:44 No.18031792
    Fuck, forgot to remove dice. Sorry guys.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)18:45 No.18031794
    Fear is no reason to be rude
    [X] Hold it
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:45 No.18031795
    [ ] Puke on the Necrons

    Puke is just about the only thing we haven't tried on crons...why not?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:45 No.18031796
    [x] Hold it
    The loss of fluids is bad for you and I doubt that the Immortals would appreciate us hurling on them.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/20/12(Mon)18:46 No.18031802
    All the more reason to hold it in...
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/20/12(Mon)18:46 No.18031804
    Considering that this quest has fish vore, yes, she will probably like it.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/20/12(Mon)18:46 No.18031809
    [ ] Hold it
    Lets try and not make the situation worst then it is... Then again, she's probably not that knowledgable of human bodily functions and "customs" soooooo.... Ya no, lets not
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)18:46 No.18031812
    I support this
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:46 No.18031813
    How slippery is our puke? Necrons don't strike me as particularly graceful.
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 02/20/12(Mon)18:47 No.18031816
    so we might as well go for it.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:48 No.18031818

    [ ] Puke on the Necrons
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:48 No.18031824
    [ ] Puke on the Necrons
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:49 No.18031831
    this, we use our puke to make em slip around an then we high tail it, sooooo
    [ ] Puke on the Necrons
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:50 No.18031836
    [X] Hold it

    Never got to say this before because I've never actually read while you have been posting
    but epic soul eater reference for Malal's sword
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:52 No.18031854
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)18:53 No.18031864
    Why have we not slagged her yet?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:54 No.18031869
    [ ] puke on her

    then back it up with a witty one liner
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/20/12(Mon)18:55 No.18031879
    Some moron wants her in the harem end. Personally, I say slag the bitch.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)18:56 No.18031889
    Hold it Max, hold it…!

    It simply isn’t going to happen.

    “Bllaaaarrrrrggghhhhhh!!!!” You wretch, vomit spraying from your mouth like a pressure hose. Brilliant, vibrant green vomit. In any other situation, you may have impressed yourself with the distance, volume, and consistency.

    Now, though, it only adds to your feeling of utmost dread.

    The Necrons all stand, dead in their tracks, as they look at you. Each now adorned with a fresh coat of your stomach contents.

    "Man, tequila and Ork pizza do NOT mix."

    ...No response from the killer robots from space, not surprising.

    You wipe your mouth off on the stone slab in front of you. None of the Necrons have yet moved. Each is looking at you, quite hard, and with stares that may have been humorous if their faces could make them.

    Tonya sighs as she grabs you roughly by your pauldron, and begins dragging you across the cool floor of the Tomb.

    “Honestly, we were all set to begin the ritual and you delay us with something like that.” The Necron girl shakes her head, as though the mere thought were unimaginable.

    “It’s your fault for doing that warp thingy, something about the way you tin cans do it doesn’t work with me.”

    “Hmm? Don’t worry, soon enough, nothing like that will bother you, ever again.” Tonya looks back and smiles at you. You know she’s trying to make it look reassuring, but given the context it only adds to her insanity.

    Knowing it would be useless to struggle, a crowd of Immortals following close behind in the narrow corridor, you succumb to being dragged. Not that you can’t walk, but if she wants to make you into one of THEM, than fuck her you are going to make her work for it.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:56 No.18031891
    If we kill her it will be way more of a pain in the ass to search the entire Necron infested tomb for hatchan.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)18:57 No.18031895
    Can we get a tally on who wants what for her, Im voting to spare her, after sparing Ra'alman it would be pure hypocracy to kill her.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)18:58 No.18031901
    >than fuck her

    That's kinda the idea, bro.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)18:59 No.18031907
    She will have hatchan, we will find hatchan. Slay the bitch, take the hat, escape in style.
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    Alright, quote this post to tally.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)19:00 No.18031917
    and ruin all prospects of peace with the necrons
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:00 No.18031918
    And I'll start by saying we need to fix her. It'll be harder to permanently slag her than to fix her. Plus, if we try to kill her and then escape, we'll have to worry about Necrons fucking our shit up in the final battle with Malal.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)19:01 No.18031925
    Slag the bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:01 No.18031926
    Yea, and if you think about about it, if weren't for the arm removal thing we wouldn't have gotten half as far with Mika.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:01 No.18031928
    Did you mean your post or the other one?
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)19:02 No.18031929
    Meant to quote >>18031908
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:02 No.18031931
    voting for the kill. unless she is reprogrammed into a masochist slave type.

    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:03 No.18031938

    slag the bitch. she stole hat-chan, she took our arm, almost twice, she wants to necronify us. AND SHE TOOK HAT-CHAN. such crimes are unforgivable. all ra'alman ever did was love us, and never really hurt max. tonya sliced off our ARM, and grabbed hat-chan to use it as bait.

    i vote for a good slagging
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)19:03 No.18031939
    Knowing Papa-N we will be presented with a selection of personality types
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:03 No.18031944
    Kill Tonya! No mercy for those who threaten our girls!
    >> Not completely retarded 02/20/12(Mon)19:04 No.18031949
    I think we should try to get her to see reason, like we did with Ra'alman, but if we can't reason with her, she goes in the garbage disposal.

    She's a necron, she can wait a few hundred years for us.
    We could ask her for some time to make up our minds, becoming a undead robot is a big life decision.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:04 No.18031951
    Gonna have to go ahead and say fix her.
    This, and if we do fix her we get 'crons on our side in the final fight.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:04 No.18031956

    Didn't Ra'alman eat us and use us as her eternal egg fertilization slave? Not that I didn't get a boner to that, or to her humanization, but...
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)19:06 No.18031973
    Just shoot her, I can't see her playing nice with esh or any of the others even if we reprogram her
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:06 No.18031975
    Sparing her and sparing Ra'alman are two different things as in

    >Ra'alman wanted to milk us of our seed for eternity
    >Tonya wants to turn us into a dickless metal skeleton with very little free will

    Sparing is only an option if we can get rid of the part that wants to do that to our Inquisitor.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)19:06 No.18031977
    Though you may have pissed her off, you can’t fault Tonya for one thing, she is pretty gentle with you. Aside from the whole “ONE Of US. ONE OF US.” Shebang she’s got going.

    So much so that it doesn’t hurt as she swiftly peels off your armor, handing it away to a filing line of Warriors. It takes her mere minutes to strip you down to your Commissar outfit.
    With a light push, she sinks you down into the bath. Yet again.

    “So as long as I keep chucking, I can stay human? Better watch out girlie, I can puke my own weight much as a…”

    Tonya shoves you underwater, before pulling you back up.

    Her face is now hard, her eyes boring right into your own.

    “You will become one of us, there is simply no alternative. Delay as much as you wish, we are a patient group.”

    You swallow hard, Tonya seeming to have changed in an instant.

    “Only after, can we spend an eternity together.” She smiles.

    Okay, maybe not.

    Though you’ve got a band around your arm, locking your plasma gun and flamer in place, the Necrons made one crucial mistake.

    They left your lasfinger alone. You know you will only get one shot at doing anything with it, and that means you might blow it too early or wait too long.


    You hate making calls like that.

    [ ] Use lasfinger to vaporize water, try to escape through ensuing steam

    [ ] Wait for another opportunity
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 02/20/12(Mon)19:07 No.18031981
    Must let him know what the first options should be.

    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:08 No.18031987
    rolled 13 = 13


    [ ] Wait for another opportunity
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 02/20/12(Mon)19:09 No.18031998
    Right now the kiss-thing would be a good idea. Shoot her in the back of the head while you hold her.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)19:09 No.18031999
    wait for now
    >> Not completely retarded 02/20/12(Mon)19:10 No.18032013
    She said we can delay as long as we like, so let's ask her for a few hundred years to properly think about it.
    She's immortal, she can afford to wait.
    There's a chance we'd do it instead of getting all old and shriveled anyway.

    [X] Ask for her to wait on the necronification, we're kind of attached to this body. Also, we'd like our hat back.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)19:11 No.18032014
    We need backup!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:11 No.18032015
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    This isn't about petty vengeance. This is about the greater good. Countless more Humans, Eldar and Tau will survive with if we have the crons on our side? All we need to do is shove our inquisitor in pariah every now and them and millions get to live. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. This is why the Emperah choose us.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:11 No.18032016
    [x] Wait
    Steam to stop metal monstrosities that put themselves back together?
    Might as well let Tonya chop our Inquisitor off.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:11 No.18032020
    rolled 3 = 3

    Vaporise the shit. We need to find the hat before we end up half-necro'd. Hat might not recognise us!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:12 No.18032030
    [ ] wait for a better opportunity

    and why didn't we get a communicator built into our arm while we had the chance!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:13 No.18032047
    [ ] Wait for another opportunity
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:14 No.18032055
    Wait and delay.
    Crons probably deal just fine with steam.
    Hmm, look for access to her wiring for now? No, not that "access" I mean for real.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)19:15 No.18032069
    Wait, wasn't there mention of the possibilaty of Tonya hiding hat-chan "in there"?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:16 No.18032077
    [x] Wait

    Question whereabouts of Hat-Chan
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)19:17 No.18032082
    Oak: “This isn’t the time to use that!”

    “Okay! Geeze!”

    You decide to wait it out. There’s no telling if your steam idea would work or not anyways, and it’s too risky to blow the one thing you’ve got going for you right now on such a minute chance.

    Instead, you simply sit inside the warm water, resting your back against the stone wall of the tub. Tonya hums a quiet song as she scrubs you.

    If it wasn’t for her batshit personality, you wouldn’t necessarily mind her doing this.

    “Soon enough you’ll be perfect.” She smiles, before continuing to hum.

    Ahh but that personality…

    Tonya lifts you out of the bath as easily as you would a child. You make a mental note to remember her strength. If it comes down to a test of raw power, you most certainly will lose.

    “Now! Its time!” The Pariah exclaims excitedly, before wrapping you in a crimson cloak.

    Into your right hand, she places a staff. Onto your head, some kind of Necron-styled headdress.

    “Befitting of the lord you shall be.” She smiles.

    “Great! So if it’s cool with you, I’ll just be a lord like this and ignore all the robo bits, thanks.”

    Tonya giggles as though it were some kind of joke.

    The stomping Immortals press from behind, leaving you little choice but to walk forwards. Though there are tunnels crossing left and right that you might be able to run into, the Immortals could gun you down before you ever got out of range.

    “So why me?” You ask as the march continues.

    “Hmm? Simple. You are you.” Tonya frowns.

    “Well that makes about as much sense as I’d expected it to.”
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:18 No.18032088
    What if we told her that as a Necron we wouldn't be capable of love?
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)19:19 No.18032097
    Not by papa, that was people sugesting it in the last thread
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)19:20 No.18032106
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:20 No.18032109
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    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:20 No.18032113
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    Question location of Hat-Chan
    Attempt to Flirt
    Fuck Senseless
    After Senseless fucking, convince that metalizing you would not allow that to ever happen again.
    Recruit Necrons for the war-effort
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:21 No.18032120
    She seems quite capable, even if it is creepy stalker who wants to chop off our limbs so she can keep us to herself kinda love.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)19:21 No.18032122
    I like the way you think!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:21 No.18032126
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    These, right the fuck here!
    Combine these two and we have a working plan
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)19:22 No.18032138
    Throwing in my support of the hybrid plan
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)19:23 No.18032142
    The long walk finally stops in the center of a massive chamber. The ceiling must extend a thousand feet into the air, and the far wall would take you a solid fifteen minutes to reach.

    “So this is it, then?” You ask, noticing what appears to be some kind of sarcophagus waiting for you.

    “Yes. Here, Max, you shall ascend to the halls of immortality.”

    “Hey, mind if I ask you one thing?”

    Tonya raises an eyebrow. Which makes you ponder as to why she HAS eyebrows, but you can’t let that distract you now.

    “Do you mind if the others wait outside? If this has to happen, I’d like you to be the only one to see.”

    You can feel your heart slamming against your ribcage, this might be your one chance at making some kind of a move here.

    But first you have to get your pieces into position.

    1d20 for just as planned
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:23 No.18032145
    I really need to start reading this again.

    are you guys teaching a necron how to love?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:24 No.18032150
    rolled 4 = 4

    hope this works...
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:24 No.18032152
    But would she really risk it?
    >> Not completely retarded 02/20/12(Mon)19:24 No.18032154
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)19:24 No.18032157
    rolled 13 = 13

    For great justice!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:24 No.18032158
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    rolled 19 = 19


    In the name of Holy Terra, and by the good graces of the Emprah. Let their be crits
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)19:24 No.18032162
    rolled 10 = 10

    We Do this>>18032126
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 02/20/12(Mon)19:24 No.18032165
    Teaching a Necron how to love without going overboard.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/20/12(Mon)19:25 No.18032175
    rolled 19 = 19

    For Eight and the Emperor!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:25 No.18032177
    rolled 20 = 20

    Must... roll... dice... even... after... a 19.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:25 No.18032178
    rolled 10 = 10

    Robo vag for the robo vag god.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:26 No.18032185
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    rolled 18 = 18


    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)19:26 No.18032186
    Two 19's stop rolling!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:26 No.18032187

    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/20/12(Mon)19:26 No.18032190
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:26 No.18032193
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    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:27 No.18032194
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    rolled 13 = 13

    Stop rolling, everyone. We're good.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)19:27 No.18032196
    There we go.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:27 No.18032198
    We are brilliant.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)19:27 No.18032200
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    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:28 No.18032210
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:28 No.18032212
    I am a hypocrite, sorry.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:29 No.18032215
    Stop. This is not the time for trolling.
    >> Cidolfas Orlandu, aka Thunder God Cid !gYjELVKQn6 02/20/12(Mon)19:29 No.18032218
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:29 No.18032219
    Why didn't I remove the dice. WHY
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:29 No.18032221
    We might be fuck ups but we can make the rolls when they count.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:30 No.18032227
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    so. . . just as planned time?
    >> Cidolfas Orlandu, aka Thunder God Cid !gYjELVKQn6 02/20/12(Mon)19:30 No.18032233
    OH SHIT I forgot to remove my dice. I am ashamed.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:30 No.18032236
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    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:32 No.18032247
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    Oh, it was a mistake. In that case, this
    was uncalled for and I'm sorry.

    Have this Apology-Bread-Turtle.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:33 No.18032255
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    Fuck, first one was supposed to be
    >> Cidolfas Orlandu, aka Thunder God Cid !gYjELVKQn6 02/20/12(Mon)19:33 No.18032261
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    At least it wasn't a 1.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:33 No.18032262
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    >needless rolling
    >continuing to roll after twenties

    >>must be heretical love
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)19:35 No.18032276
    For a fleeting moment, you feel your heart sink as Tonya frowns.

    Eternity slows to a standstill, time itself losing its own pace.
    Until the Pariah nods.

    “Very well.” She says quietly, before turning and ordering her honor guard to wait outside.

    Now, you just have to try to flirt with her and get your inqui…


    The sarcophagus opens up, and the mere sight of its interior causes your mind to blank. A wicked series of needles jut out at bizarre angles. Tubes snake through the interior, ending in nozzles and jets. That most certainly doesn’t look like a place you want to end up.

    But what choice do you have? You know the lasfinger would be worthless against her from the front at least, and she could blast you in half with her staff pressing against your back as easy as anything.

    “Hey, can we talk about this? Maybe think it through?”

    Tonya pushes you harder, nearer and nearer toward the horror construct.

    “The time for talk can wait until after. We will have much time to talk.”

    With a push, she places you into the sarcophagus. You have to scrunch up your body to avoid the needles. But as soon as that door closes, it will force them into you.

    “Don’t worry,” Tonya says, noticing your expression, “I love you.”
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:36 No.18032292

    las-finger to short out Sarc

    then proceed with

    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)19:36 No.18032294
    “I don’t love you.” Is all you reply as you close your eyes and wait for the terror to begin.

    But for several moments, there is mere silence.

    “But I… I…” Tonya’s face screws up as she stares at you.

    “Come to think of it, can you really even call what you feel love? Can a circuit board love?” You ask bitterly.

    “I… I can! I’m not a circuit board! I’m Tonya!” She turns away from you and crouches down, holding her temples as she shakes her head.

    "Tonya..." You grunt. "You didn't even have a name until I gave you one."

    "I love it though. It's me! I'm Tonya and I'll always be Tonya!"

    Here, after all this, is the other opportunity you waited for. The lasgun in your finger might be small, but at this range, to the back of her head…

    That would be that.

    You can end it all, right here, right now.

    [ ] Slag her

    [ ] Wait
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:36 No.18032295
    las finger time?
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)19:37 No.18032302
    Slag her
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:37 No.18032303
    WAIT! Think of the immortals outside the chamber!
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)19:38 No.18032304
    [X] Wait we will teach ger to love
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:38 No.18032306
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    [ x] Wait


    With puppies.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:38 No.18032314
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:38 No.18032317

    slag the bitch
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:39 No.18032322
    This! This! A thousand times this!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:39 No.18032330
    [x] Wait

    Can't you see? We got this. We just need to give her a change. A chance of not ripping our other arm off.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)19:39 No.18032331
    Have you not heart?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:39 No.18032337
    FINALLY. Death to the attempted harem murderer!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:40 No.18032340
    [ ] Slag her
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:40 No.18032348
    [x] WAIT
    This is going somewhere and we might actually get out alive and un-necronised. And unflayed. AND HATCHAN IS STILL MISSING.

    sure redBest oh captcha you so orky
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:41 No.18032351
    [x]Lets wait. It seems she is on the verge of realizing something.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:41 No.18032352
    mercy is for those who haven't stolen our beloved hat-chan.

    slag the bitch
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:41 No.18032353
    Slag her. The delicious waifufag tears will be delicious.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)19:41 No.18032356
    I don't remeber her making any attempt on any of our other girls, and she was open to sharing with Ra'alman
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:41 No.18032358
    [ ] Wait
    Kaleshi ripped us in half with a chain axe and shes still easily top 3. Tonya deserves a chance. And murdering her would go against everything the Emperah came to respect us for.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:41 No.18032361
    i have no heart for those who want ,e for themselves
    we have a hareem to think about.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:41 No.18032365
    [x] wait
    the necrons will kill us if we kill her
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:42 No.18032369
    Holy shit, this. We still don't know where he is, we need to wait, if only to slag her later. For now, we need to know where Hat-chan is.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:42 No.18032375
    Finish her! FATALITY
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 02/20/12(Mon)19:42 No.18032376
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    When it comes down to it I can't slag her.
    Not when I consider the possibilities.
    Oh wait, I can.
    MFW Papa won't make her a masochist slavegirl anyway because nobody else is going to vote for that personality.
    [X] Slag
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:42 No.18032380
    >[X] Wait

    We need to 100% the harem!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:42 No.18032383
    That's the easy way out, though.

    I'd be game to wait.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:42 No.18032387
    we need to wait

    we have no idea where hat-chan is
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:43 No.18032395
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    >this thread right now
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:43 No.18032401
    We will not get another chance, w need to kill her now.
    Slag the bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:43 No.18032403
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    [X] Wait


    It can't end like this! It just can't!

    We can fix her, we've got to try!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:43 No.18032404
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Colonel Guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 02/20/12(Mon)19:44 No.18032408
    wait it out we are a commisar- knight of awesome and with knightness comes chivalry... or mass murder and blood orgy either way we can get out of this with hat-chan
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/20/12(Mon)19:44 No.18032415
    rolled 3 = 3

    The Hue... it calls! I cannot resist! It is a good pain..
    >> Dr. Dick !3xg87FZCPc 02/20/12(Mon)19:44 No.18032417
    [x] Wait
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:44 No.18032418
    >suddenly space marines
    >space marines everywhere
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:44 No.18032420
    wait that shit out son.
    >> Cidolfas Orlandu, aka Thunder God Cid !gYjELVKQn6 02/20/12(Mon)19:45 No.18032423
    "And furthermore, what makes you think this is going to change me, Tonya? What guarantee do you have that I won't just walk out of there, as bitter and ruthless as I was before you pushed me in?"

    "I am human. I have *emotions*. I feel love. Loss. Pain. Pleasure. You've started to feel them too. I can teach you, Tonya, what it means to be human, if only partially. But if you shove me in here you're going to lose your only shot at becoming something *more*."

    "Now make your choice."
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:45 No.18032424
    How can one love a machine?
    Lasfinger to the back of the head. execution style
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:45 No.18032426
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    >> Colonel Guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 02/20/12(Mon)19:45 No.18032427
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:45 No.18032433
    Fishgods, Daemons and all xenos alike worship and bow before our inquisitor. They Necrons will receive no such special treatment to be free from it's wrath.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:46 No.18032437
    Voting for a slagging
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:46 No.18032441
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/20/12(Mon)19:46 No.18032442
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    Well... there's a chance, a chance, however slim, that you might get your waifu.

    [-] Wait
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:47 No.18032447
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:47 No.18032449
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:47 No.18032457
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    >mfw all the samefagging
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:48 No.18032464
    a grey knight-commisar thing must take initiative, and make hard decisions when the time is right. she must get slagged, if only to end her suffering.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:48 No.18032466
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    So much samefagging; on both sides.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:48 No.18032467
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/20/12(Mon)19:48 No.18032470
    Tally is now:

    [x]Slag - 19
    [x]Wait - 20
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:48 No.18032472
    No lasfingerings. Just the regular kind.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:49 No.18032478
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    Samefag complaining about samefaging?
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)19:49 No.18032483
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:49 No.18032484

    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:50 No.18032488
    So much samefagging
    The tears will be delicious
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:50 No.18032491
    rolled 15 = 15

    Wait! We need her and her Necrons! ...And another Ero scene!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:50 No.18032492
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:50 No.18032504
    No we aren't.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:50 No.18032506
    x slag her, slag her now
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:51 No.18032508
    Oh the irony!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:51 No.18032511
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:51 No.18032513
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:51 No.18032518
    Simply killing her gives no satisfaction, making her worship max, is how we defeat her on an ideological level. Destroying the enemies morale, breaking they're will and making them subservient to your every whim (and having them love it). Is true victory
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:51 No.18032521

    No slagging. Especially not when we're clearly already winning.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:52 No.18032523
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    In war, the man who samefags hardest, wins.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:52 No.18032525
    rolled 18 = 18


    Seriously, we`ve waited for more than Tonya did to us.
    Them Daemonettes killed us
    The Fishgods raped to us many times.
    Tonya did what?
    Hurted we a little.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:52 No.18032527
    changing to slag, the drama will be hillarious
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:52 No.18032534
    We wait until the moment is right.
    >> Not completely retarded 02/20/12(Mon)19:52 No.18032536
    rolled 8 = 8

    [X] Wait. We need to find out where hat chan is before we off her, and I'd prefer we try teach her love, and get a necron army to fight malal.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)19:53 No.18032538
    “How can you even call it love?” You ask, your finger itching to let loose.

    Tonya lowers herself to her side, curling up into a ball, still holding her head.

    “Because its love. I… Somehow. Somehow I still know love.” She’s shaking now.


    “I wasn’t always like this. I know that, though my memories… I know I was different, once. Like you.” She looks back, tears in her eyes. It’s almost as if she was…

    “Human.” She sniffs bitterly as she stares at you.

    That certainly gives you pause.

    “Yes, even I was human once.” She hides her face against the floor.

    Gingerly, you step outside and away from the bizarre device she had stuck you in.

    “I can only remember a little bit,” She continues, “Only a little, and it was all so long ago now.”

    “You weren’t always… You know? Robofied?”

    Tonya laughs once, a pained, forced sound.

    “No. I used to be so pretty, so fragile… Now… Well, just look at me!” She exclaims, grabbing at her metallic body, a look of disgust adorning her features.

    “But I held onto that fantasy of the little girl I was, that one day, I would find my prince.” Tonya sits up, facing you, her eyes hidden behind her bangs.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:53 No.18032539
    well if you want to get that technical no, but when we put on that hat at the beginning of this game we made a commitment that we would have to make the hard decisions, and if she recovers we will lose our only chance to end this madness and get back to the others
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)19:53 No.18032544
    “So when I saw you… With all those other girls, I thought… I thought…”

    Tears are streaming down her cheeks now, and when she finally looks back up at you, it isn’t with the face of a cold metal warrior, but one of a scared girl.

    “I thought that maybe, just maybe, you could love me too.”
    You can’t help yourself. You chuckle a bit.

    Tonya looks at you, her eyes flickering.

    There’s no stopping it now, you let loose. Your laughter echoes through the chamber, filling it.

    “You mean, this WHOLE time, you just wanted what those others had? Damn, girl, all you had to do was ASK!”

    You reach down, extending a hand to her. Tonya looks at it, longingly, before gently placing her own inside it.

    “That, and maybe not try to make me a Necron. Kind of cramps my style.”
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:53 No.18032545
    Slag that bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:54 No.18032552
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    >Papa-N's face when
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:54 No.18032554
    Kill her now!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:55 No.18032569
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    >necron waifu
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)19:55 No.18032571
    And as you take her hand in your own, you extend one, hard finger.

    The las shot rings out, its piercing chime.

    Tonya's face is one of surprise, as the blast pierces her forehead. The metal of her skull melting as the shot bores through before zipping out the other side.

    The hole smokes slightly, and you can see the charred remains of wires and circuits within it.

    "Sorry bitch, but you went too far."
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)19:55 No.18032576
    She is having a moment of weakness, exploit this.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:56 No.18032580

    >stand next to her
    "well then, maybe i can help you feel human again."
    >put a hand on her shoulder
    "Just please, dont rip my humanity from me"
    >hug her close
    "and ill share mine with you."
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:56 No.18032586

    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:56 No.18032588
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    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 02/20/12(Mon)19:56 No.18032592
    >> Cidolfas Orlandu, aka Thunder God Cid !gYjELVKQn6 02/20/12(Mon)19:56 No.18032594

    Or is there no troll?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:57 No.18032597
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)19:57 No.18032598
    >> Not completely retarded 02/20/12(Mon)19:57 No.18032603
    rolled 6 = 6

    It's trolling all the way down.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:57 No.18032604
    rolled 2 = 2

    Oh Wow.
    I`m diying here.
    This is so out of character it`s amazing
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:57 No.18032605
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    You best be trollin', Papa.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:57 No.18032606
    Perfect. I just have one favor to ask Papa. Can we lead the charge when the Partridges try and steal credit for everything? Preferably with a legion of Angry Marines helping us beat the crap out of them.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:58 No.18032608
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    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:58 No.18032613
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    I thought we finally got to her.

    Wasn't our whole goal in this, the reason the Emperor set us out on this quest, to unite all these factions? And yet, we just killed any hope of accomplishing that mission.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:58 No.18032614
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    >papa-ns face now
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:58 No.18032617
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    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:58 No.18032619
    Kind of a dick move
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)19:58 No.18032620
    That is so not like Max at all, there is simply no way this is real
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)19:59 No.18032623
    rolled 19 = 19

    Max suddenly turned STONE COLD
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:00 No.18032634
    max just learned 8 is dead. all his emotions went out the window.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/20/12(Mon)20:00 No.18032644
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    Papa-N you magnificent bastard. Nobody can tell if you're trolling or not, and that is the best kind of trolling.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:01 No.18032647
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    Exactly. We are not the cold and calculating type; if eight taught us anything, we need to be more human and not a killing machine.

    Didn't he say at one point that cold-blooded murder wasn't our thing?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:01 No.18032648
    Imperfection...Slaanesh will not be pleased.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:01 No.18032651

    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:01 No.18032654
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    >Papa-Ns face while writing that last part
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:01 No.18032655
    Right, Papa-N wouldn't want to add our Necron waifu

    Nice troll, but I'll be looking forward to reminding Tonya just how GOOD it can feel to let her human side out within a couple posts from Papa-N
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:01 No.18032657
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    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:02 No.18032662
    this is the part were max reveils the fact that hes been either
    a. an alpha legion agent
    b. a devout worshiper of tzeentch
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:02 No.18032671
    rolled 13 = 13

    >Suddenly this Music Plays, as Max struts his way out of the tombworld like a gangsta
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:04 No.18032690
    Exactly he would be looking comfort, particularly claiming the last untapped ass on the planet for himself, not destroying it.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)20:06 No.18032707
    You put your boot on the dead Necron’s skull, and give it a shove. The robot body of the crazy Pariah clangs to the floor, perhaps a bit louder than you had planned on.

    Immortals file into the room, each of them stopping to stare at you.

    “Going to kill me, eh?” You ask, taking your best fighting stance.

    “There’s just one problem for you.” You grin, and hold up a chair.

    “I don’t want no troubbr.”

    All at once the Immortals open up, gauss fire ripping past you as you run.


    The mind attack hurls them backwards, and with everything you’ve still got, you leap over their heads. As you sail over, you crack one in the face with the chair.

    “Dayum Jackie! This shit is WACK!” Chris yells as he runs alongside you, the towering Salamander looking panicked despite holding a flamer.

    “I don’t want no troubbrrrruuu!!!”

    Both of you sprint for the exit, preparing to fight your way through the horde of Necron warriors.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/20/12(Mon)20:06 No.18032708
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    I can what Papa-N was thinking too, while we were all going Wait or Slag. And finally, we thought we'd gotten a winning consesus.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:07 No.18032715
    Goddamn it, somebody cracked his trip again.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:08 No.18032723
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    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)20:08 No.18032726
    Oh! Thank you based God, its just the Huehue calling!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:08 No.18032727
    rolled 7 = 7

    >“Dayum Jackie! This shit is WACK!” Chris yells as he runs alongside you

    I'm Dead.
    Holy shit, best post is best post
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:08 No.18032730
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    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:08 No.18032737
    Oh god why, all she wanted was to feel loved!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:08 No.18032742
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    But wait won
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)20:09 No.18032745
    Papa, you have balls. The waifufags will throw a fit...
    >> Not completely retarded 02/20/12(Mon)20:09 No.18032746
    rolled 13 = 13

    Rolling for troubbr
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:09 No.18032752
    Papa! why do you destroy everything we hold dear!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:10 No.18032759
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    Re: Eight:

    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:11 No.18032773
    Great now in addition to losing hatchan we also lost our Grey Knight armor, Nemesis axe and our plague sword gonna be a great advantage when we hit final destination next thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:11 No.18032777
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    Too bad, nigga, because you got it!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:13 No.18032799
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    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/20/12(Mon)20:13 No.18032803
    Don't forget we just lost Eight.
    RIP: Nevar Forget.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:13 No.18032807
    AHAHAHA, nice, you pulled a Makarov Papa, well done! Was tired of that crazy bitch anyways
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)20:13 No.18032808
    You help Tonya to her feet, and gently wipe the tears from her eyes. Though her exterior may be cold metal, you can sense a warm soul within.

    “So… You don’t want to be…”

    “NO!” You tell her firmly, hoping she finally gets that point.

    “But… If we don’t… What will happen when you finally…”
    You sigh, before patting her head.

    “All mortals die, that is just how things work. I can’t tell you WHAT my future holds, because quite honestly I don’t know. But maybe, someday, I’ll figure out a way… To do something, like that.”

    Tonya leans into you as you rub her hair.

    “But that is a long ways off, and I still really like this body of mine.”

    “Addition: Meatbag.”

    “Hush, you.”

    “You owe me some hard cash, I had a lot of money riding on you being robofied!”

    “Both of you, just shut up, for now at least.” You sigh at your arm, which after a little bitching and “Complaint:”, goes silent.

    “I’m sorry. For everything.” Tonya says quietly, before reaching down to her… And pulling out hat-cha…

    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/20/12(Mon)20:14 No.18032814
    The necron's dead?.... Good
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:15 No.18032825
    Now you're going to make Alpharius sad.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)20:15 No.18032826
    Heh I was wondering how long it would take. Magnificient troll papa, simply glorious.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:16 No.18032840
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    >> Cidolfas Orlandu, aka Thunder God Cid !gYjELVKQn6 02/20/12(Mon)20:16 No.18032841

    ...so THAT's where she was keeping it.
    Anyway, magnificent troll and all that, Papa.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:16 No.18032843
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    Look up.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)20:16 No.18032845
    Nope, merely amused. I would have prefeted slagged, but at the end of the day I was rather indifferent.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)20:17 No.18032850
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    Deal with it Haters!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:17 No.18032854
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    So that means Hat-Chan finally got some? Hell yeah, it was about time.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:18 No.18032857
    HK and Bender are back... Sweet bonus, must be a some weird Necron radiation thing.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)20:18 No.18032859
    She removes the Necron headdress, before replacing it with your beloved Commissar hat. The Pariah smiles faintly as she adjusts it.

    “Well… That was… Anyways, can we get out of here? No offense but this Tomb gives me the creeps.”

    “Sure. I’d go anywhere, as long as it’s with you.” Tonya hugs you around the middle, and despite everything she’s done, you can’t help but return the gesture.

    The hug lasts as long as it needs to, for Tonya. You don’t let go until she does, finally, before looking up into your eyes with a smile.

    “If you don’t mind, and I know it won’t be fun at all… But I’ve got a friend that I need to see. One last time.”

    Tonya takes the picture that you offer her, and looks it over with a sad expression.

    "I forgot what its like, to miss someone." She whispers, squeezing your hand.

    You couldn't be aware, not then, of the price of a god.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:18 No.18032862
    rolled 15 = 15

    Alpharius i don't think nobody really thought Max killed the Femcron.
    it was so out of character
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:21 No.18032892
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    HK and Bender are back?

    i don't know what's going on anymore
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:22 No.18032903
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    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)20:23 No.18032907
    They were never dead, they just got a damaged speaker, after it was fixed they decided to shut up for a while.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)20:23 No.18032917
    I know, I knew it was an unlikely outcome, right from the start.
    I could merely hope, and enjoy the outcome whatever happened.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:24 No.18032925
    >Price of a god
    >Our deal with the chaos god of CHANGE
    >said we wouldn't miss what she took
    >inb4 she takes our memories of eight
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:25 No.18032936

    Oh fuck Tzeentch wants something.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:25 No.18032942
    We dun goof'd.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/20/12(Mon)20:25 No.18032945
    rolled 18 = 18

    Rollan to prevent this
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)20:27 No.18032964
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    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:27 No.18032965
    Cruel cruel fate, but we asked for this.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:30 No.18032995
    I said I would listen to this when Eight dies, but I didn't think I would sing with Johnny.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)20:31 No.18033005
    The two of you emerge, at long last, out into the fresh air. You suck it in, filling your longing lungs with its sweet, sweet taste.

    “I really, really don’t like that Tomb.” You groan, stretching your legs, now back in their armor. Tonya had it cleaned for you, and it shines like it never has before.

    “It’s a bit… Dim, even for me.” She admits.

    The gentleman that you are, you help her onto the back of the bike after swinging yourself onto it. The Pariah takes a moment to get comfortable, before grabbing you around the waist and holding tight. Too tight.

    “Hurk… Uhh? T-Tonya?!” You gesture to your throat.

    “Ah! Sorry! It’s just…” She glances down at the bike, then back at you, looking downright terrified.

    “I’m not used to going fast, at all.”

    “Well you’d better hold onto your panties… Do you…?”

    “Want to… See them?” She asks, raising the skirt she had put on ever so slightly.

    “Well I mean… But later! Just hold on tight, but don’t choke me out!”

    With that you rev up the engine, and twist the throttle.
    Even at the low speed you take, Tonya is panicking like you are moving at a million miles an hour. With every bounce she gasps, with every rock she “eeep!”s.

    You admit, you find it rather cute. But unfortunately for her, you’ve got your mind on something else at the moment.
    Right now that letter in your pouch feels like it weighs as much as a Titan, as does the weight on your heart.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)20:32 No.18033017
    Your mother had told you once, when you were young, that everyone has their choices to make. For better or for worse, Eight had made his. You aren’t going to sully his memory by thinking he chose wrong. You just wish you had gotten a chance, just one, to really say goodbye.

    Though it was a bit late, too late, you were going to tell him. You were going to tell him, and then take that envelope and bury it, in the black dirt of Catachan. You would do whatever it took to carry out that final wish, he deserved it.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:32 No.18033019
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    oh, oh my.
    what have we done.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/20/12(Mon)20:35 No.18033049
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    >Music for whenever we reminisce about Eight
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:36 No.18033060
    I thought we got confirmation that she was not after that.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:36 No.18033063
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    This is just great. You guys had a perfectly reasonable from Slaanesh with the possibility of DICKS and you chose to take the Birdladys offer.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:37 No.18033074
    We did both.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)20:37 No.18033076
    Heretical Love will resume in a bit, but for now I am in desperate need of food and I have nothing here.

    But while I'm gone...

    [ ] Open Eight's envelope

    [ ] Leave it shut

    [ ] Mind powers to look inside
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/20/12(Mon)20:38 No.18033080
    This is Tzneech were talking about. She probably changed her mind.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:38 No.18033083
    I was pushing the Slaanesh option the whole time.

    I wonder how many pairs of assorted panties it would take for Slaanesh to get Tzeentch off our back.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)20:38 No.18033087
    [x] Leave it shut
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:38 No.18033090
    Open it.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/20/12(Mon)20:38 No.18033092
    I'd say open it or mind powers it.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:39 No.18033099
    >[ ] Mind powers to look inside
    >[ ] Open Eight's envelope
    These would pretty much be the same thing.

    Also, I think eight implied he was hoping we did open it up, so I'll go with [x]Open Eight's envelope
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:39 No.18033106
    [x] Leave it shut

    Eight deserves our respect.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)20:39 No.18033107
    [X] Leave it shut
    We don't need to know, we just need to deliver it.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:40 No.18033109
    You always push the dumbest shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:40 No.18033117
    Leave it shut. Don't try to see what's in there.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:40 No.18033119
    Spoiler: Eight killed his parents and the letter is his apology.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:40 No.18033120
    [ ] Leave it shut

    for now, at least. if whats going on is what i think it is.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)20:43 No.18033143
    In what way? Name another example? And slagging tonya does not count as there were others who wanted that.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/20/12(Mon)20:43 No.18033148
    Yes, but opening is obviously something that Eight would have expected us to do. We should at least mind-scan it.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:43 No.18033150
    Slagging Tonya counts.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:44 No.18033157
    [ ] Leave it shut

    I don't trust our mind powers to not vaporize the thing on contact.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)20:46 No.18033185
    So because I happened to disagree with you one something then I push dumb shit? Sure thing...name other examples.

    Whats wrong with respecting the privacy of our dead friend anyway?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:46 No.18033187
    [ ] Leave it
    If we are going to read it, we are doing it the proper way, no psyker bull. We should keep it closed out of respect for our brother.
    >> Not completely retarded 02/20/12(Mon)20:46 No.18033188
    [X] Leave it shut.

    We can talk to Eight next time we go hang out with the chaos gods or our daemonette girlfriends, so if it's important he can tell us himself.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:47 No.18033205
    I'll vote for leaving it shut.

    Max and Eight will meet again, somehow. I'm sure of it.

    Unless Tzeentch uses her favor to screw with it.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)20:47 No.18033207
    Dude, calm down. This is a quest, and there's options. Don't go crazy just because someone didn't pick the one you wanted.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/20/12(Mon)20:59 No.18033341
    Wonder where Papa-N's gone to?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)21:02 No.18033375
    see >>18033076
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:04 No.18033393

    Went to get some food.

    Just sit back and enjoy the difference in vote numbers between this and the slag vote.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)21:11 No.18033489
    >posting this before I start cooking

    I look out over a field of green. All seems surreal. I know none of this is reality. I know, and yet find myself at ease with that fact.

    The shapes, the colors… Everything muted in a white haze. A washing white bloom that is almost too bright.

    But despite everything, I feel something I haven’t perhaps ever felt, or maybe I simply can’t remember. Whole.

    I walk through the vast expanse, eyes half lidded. I walk, and walk, and walk. This place seems endless, perhaps it is.
    I crest a hill, and stop, my eyes opening wide now.

    Two dark shapes stand in front of me, and though I can’t see their faces, I don’t have to. It’s been so long, but I know who it is that I see.

    Will they understand? Will they take me back into their arms, will they finally bring me to peace? Or are they here to judge me? To berate me for a life of death, of murder and misdeed and ill fortune onto others?

    I hesitate now, perhaps more than I ever have.

    Until the figures raise their arms, welcoming me with the promise of a warm embrace I haven’t known for far too long a time.

    “Home.” I whisper, though there is no sound in this place.
    I start to run toward them, abandoning any remaining doubt. No, they aren’t here to force me to deal with my past. At long last, I’ve found what I’ve been yearning for most of my remembered existence.

    Nearer and nearer I draw, and I can’t help myself as I shed tears. I have so much to tell them, I want them to listen, to hear how I’ve missed them both.

    I know they will listen. I know they will finally bring me to a much needed rest.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)21:14 No.18033524
    Eight seems to have achieved a good end.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:14 No.18033530
    I am so okay with this.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)21:17 No.18033571
    Excuse me, these are not manly tears.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:18 No.18033592
    We need to build a monument for Eight. A gold statue in his likeness, sitting with one arm propped on his knee as if in thought. He looks like he might be brooding, but there is a little smile on his face.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)21:22 No.18033649
    A faint, dark blotch in front of me. My elation falters as I see it, it looks so out of place here…

    A void begins to open in front of me. Dark and evil, like the gullet of a terrible beast. Howling winds the only sound, as though a slew of angry Daemons clawing at me.

    Shocked, I skid to a stop, putting up my arms to shield my face from the wind. The black chasm only continues to grow, and I watch in terror as the figures on the far side slowly begin to drift away, still standing on the far side.

    “No!” I shout, and in a last ditch attempt, I jump.

    Far. Too far. I can’t make it.

    My fingers reach out longingly, aching to feel the far side. But to no avail. Falling, down and down, tumbling into the darkness.

    A long, ragged breath.

    A forest alive again with the sound of morning, dew clinging to all.

    “No.” I whisper up at the canopy above.

    I can feel the life in my bones, no pain present in my side. Cold. I feel cold again.

    I hate it. I hate it more than I’ve ever hated anything.

    …I don’t want this.

    My hand reaches out, searching, until I find it. A cruel piece of steel, an instrument of my deeds.

    I’ll go back. Back to that place. Back to the promise it held.
    Cold metal against my temple, like a kiss of death. I’ll go back…
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/20/12(Mon)21:23 No.18033671
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    Reviving Eight after this would be just cruel.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)21:24 No.18033680
    And there goes that happy ending...
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:25 No.18033694
    About that....
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:25 No.18033699

    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)21:26 No.18033707
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    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:27 No.18033730
    It's just going to heal back up again isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:27 No.18033734
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    And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I don't hesitate strongly to recommend.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/20/12(Mon)21:27 No.18033738
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    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)21:33 No.18033799

    The Expitus pistol falls from my hand as my head sinks and my knees rise to meet it.


    Why can I never have what I want, why is every choice made for me?

    “Because this isn’t your story, not yet.” A melodious voice reaches through the branches, skirting the trees until it graces my ears.

    Footsteps crunch leaves underfoot as someone, or something, approaches. I don’t care at this point. Hopefully whatever it is will just send me back. I want to talk to them again, I want to…

    “Surely you don’t think that vision was real? Do you?”

    “Real enough.” I clutch my side. The blood is dry now, and the hole is gone.

    “You’re a peculiar one, aren’t you?” Whatever it is asks, now standing over me. I don’t even bother to look up.

    “Is it too much to ask, for all of this to just be over? I died for something, I died the best way I could have. At least… At least give me that.”

    “Hmm… Sorry, but that isn’t my place. No, Eight, we can’t turn back time, not now.”

    I sit up, reaching around, looking for something else now. I find it, and slowly place one in my lips. A flick of the lighter, and I draw in.

    “Just who are you?” I finally look over, nothing can shock me now.

    A beautiful girl. Well, that I hadn’t expected. Though not a girl, but rather…

    “Daemon…” I frown.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:34 No.18033813
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    No... NO, NONONONO!!!

    Why!? Why take this from him!? Why!?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)21:35 No.18033823
    One of the nettes or someone new?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:35 No.18033825
    That was not ours to give.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:36 No.18033833
    So is Eight alive again or has he been cursed to some sort of warzone demiplane?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)21:37 No.18033845
    The girl with a light blue hue smiles, brushing aside a feather that falls into her face as she sits down next to me.

    “That’s right.” She nods, brushing out her dress of leaves.

    “Why?” I ask simply, though really that question carries all the weight of anything else I could have asked at that moment.

    “Because your friend made a deal.” She replies with a smile, and a twinkle in her soft hazel eyes.

    The cigarette falls out of my lips, I’ve forgotten about it.
    “Max… Did?”

    The girl nods, reaching out and picking up the still glowing cig, which she places back.

    “That’s right. A deal with my mother.”

    A well of intense anger, which quickly subsides. Max may not think anything through, he may not look two steps ahead, but if there’s anything I know about him, it’s that he wouldn’t do something like this on purpose… That doesn’t make me feel any better.

    “She tricked him.” I state.

    The girl smiles, perhaps sadly, as she places a hand on my shoulder.

    “Not a difficult thing.”

    “Perhaps not. Before this goes any further, I’m going to let you know, I won’t be a pawn in any kind of game. I won’t be…”


    I open my mouth to reply, but think better of it and close it shut. I only give her a hard stare in return.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)21:38 No.18033863
    Yup, tzeentchette
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:38 No.18033867
    This is not something that we should have been able to give her. Eight picked his battle.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:39 No.18033876
    Was wondering when Tzeenchette would show up.
    >> Cidolfas Orlandu, aka Thunder God Cid !gYjELVKQn6 02/20/12(Mon)21:39 No.18033883
    Of course. It's not something *we'd* miss. Eight, on the other hand, is a different story...

    However, this re-opens up the post-HLQ Eight option.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/20/12(Mon)21:41 No.18033924
    Yes. It also gives Papa-N more options to Hue Hue Hue us, so be on gaurd.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:42 No.18033929
    wait with warp time involved could that be emps' kid?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)21:42 No.18033931
    “Well, I expected that, or rather, we did. We certainly aren’t playing fair, are we?” She giggles, rubbing my arm.

    “Fair. Hah.” I shrug her off and let myself back onto the ground, still stained in my own blood.

    “What is ever fair.”

    The Daemon lies back alongside me, looking deep in thought.
    “Nothing is ever fair, I suppose.”

    She stops for a moment, and I know she’s looking over at me, but I won’t give her the satisfaction of looking back. I want her to know that it wasn’t my choice to come back here, that if it had been up to me, I would have stayed dead.

    “Well, we knew you would be like this. Which is why we thought to offer you something else in return for your help.”

    I snort mockingly at her words.

    The girl sighs, before sitting up. She pulls my head over onto her lap, though I struggle. I know she’s using some kind of warp trick, whatever you can even call something like that. With two fingers, she gingerly plucks the cigarette out of my mouth.

    “Gee, how persuasive. Just let me…”


    This is… I don’t even know…

    The wind blows through the forest as she sits back up, a faint smile gracing those lips that just were... On my...

    “Rest now, you’re going to need it.”

    Hah, rest. As though I could sleep. As if I could…

    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:42 No.18033935
    Mother? Oh fuck, looks like jr took after mommy's side of the family.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:43 No.18033949
    Ok... now that I've had a second, and read this I feel better. I guess this is good, I hated to see 8 go. I'd just gotten used to the idea of him being gone, so this hit me like a curve ball.

    Damn you, Papa. I've been with you since thread 2, but this was the first time I'd reacted like this. Good God, you are an amazing writer, And I praise you wholeheartedly.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)21:43 No.18033952
    Tzeentch could of had more than one child...
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:45 No.18033968
    >“Because this isn’t your story, not yet.”
    So do we have a tentative date for that Eight VN?
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/20/12(Mon)21:46 No.18033989
    That... went better than expected.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:47 No.18033994
    Well yea but the fact that Emps and Tzeentch had a kid needed to payoff somehow. That's story writing 101
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:49 No.18034032

    its funny that you should say that. Even though Slannesh is the Chaos god of sex. . . Tzeench is the one with A Thousand Sons
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)21:51 No.18034062
    Tzeentch's only daughter, between Lilith and Kaleshi in age


    "Ara ara~"


    The blue tzeentchette starts, and does her best to turn quickly without awakening the sleeping Vindicare.

    Her three sisters are all standing there, giving her a knowing and evil grin.

    "Hey hey Niut, what was that, just now?" Kaleshi teases, knowing full well how to push her younger sister's buttons.

    "N-nothing!" Niut snaps.

    "Hmmm? Was it good, I never expected to see your first..." Nyx takes over, grinning behind her hand.

    "I-it... J-just as planned!" Niut shouts, before warping out, Assassin in tow.
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/20/12(Mon)21:53 No.18034081
    That was a horrible pun. The only thing worse than that pun was that I found it funny.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:53 No.18034085
    I no longer know what to feel.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)21:54 No.18034097
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    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:55 No.18034118
    So, would you say that Max has become quite the influence on Eight's love life?
    Let's see, he's got that Dark Eldar girl from back when we had that trip to Tortuga, there's tsunseer v2.0, and now a Tzeenchette.
    Who next, a nice, silent-type Krieger girl?
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/20/12(Mon)21:56 No.18034137
    >krieger girl
    This must happen.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:57 No.18034147
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    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:57 No.18034155
    Yes, just yes.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:58 No.18034162
    >Silent type Krieger girl

    They go on a dinner date.
    No words are exchanged.
    Order by pointing at menus.
    Eat in silence.
    Split the check.
    End of night, nod once to eachother and leave.

    Both go back and write in their journals that it was the happiest night of their lives.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:58 No.18034163
    rolled 10 = 10

    Niut confirmed for Tsundere
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)21:59 No.18034172
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    They would call her... Fista-roboto.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)21:59 No.18034178
    Not really, that's acting flustered rather than anything else. Not enough evidence and she did kiss eight right off the bat.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)21:59 No.18034187
    You look down at the envelope as you ride, thinking to yourself. Though you do want to open it, it just doesn't feel right.


    With a startled yelp, you slam the brakes and the bike skids sideways, you can barely keep it up.

    Tonya is screaming.

    You, are screaming.

    After skidding for a good few hundred yards, the bike finally tilts over and you put your foot down to stop it. Your chest is heaving fast as you breath rapidly.

    "What was that just now!?" Tonya yells, clearly shaken up, and clutching onto you harder than ever.

    "I don't know." You state simply, blinking rapidly as you try to clear your head.

    You DON'T know, really. There was some kind of spike in energy and you could feel it, in your BRAIN.

    In your experience, that is rarely, if ever, a good thing.

    An experience proven wrong as a warp hole opens in front of you.

    And out steps... Out steps...

    "YOU MOTHER FUCKER, WAS THIS ALL SOME KIND OF JOKE WITH THE ELDAR?!" You berate Eight even as you down a handful of bear leaves to give him the biggest hug of his life.

    "No, I really did... Did you just..."

    You can only respond with a roar.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:00 No.18034194
    sad thing is thats probably the case, especially for the krieger
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:00 No.18034199
    >J-just as planned!

    That is adorable.

    Almost makes up for stealing our bro's afterlife.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)22:01 No.18034208
    >bear leaves
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)22:01 No.18034214
    >was thinking loli SOB for 4th and last Eight route
    >shy Krieger girl



    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:02 No.18034226
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    THis gif, is my entire reaction to what the fuck just happened
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:02 No.18034236
    Max finally getting to the point quickly for once.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:04 No.18034262
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    rolled 7 = 7

    >How do i see Niut
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:05 No.18034281
    did we ever put our armor back on cause if not abbadons comin
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)22:06 No.18034288
    "What just happened, whats going on?!" Tonya yells, entirely confused.

    Eight hesitates, but only for a moment, before snatching the pouch off of your belt.

    "Wait, what are you...!?"

    "Trust me, this is the only way!" Eight yells, even as he stuffs his own mouth full and crunches down.

    "Max this is.... ROOAAARRRRR!!!"

    "ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!" You bellow back at your bear comrade. In the land of bears, fierce mountain bears rarely can bear with another bear, but you can bear with this one, if only bearly.

    [ ] Salmon fishing

    [ ] Fight Ron Burgundy

    [ ] Bears on ice
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:07 No.18034300

    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:07 No.18034301
    The armor just makes it harder for Max to wave his giant balls in his face anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:07 No.18034304
    >That .gif
    Is it any wonder that Americans trust that man to tell them what's going on in the world?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:07 No.18034312
    Bears on ice.

    Also doomrider
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)22:08 No.18034314
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:08 No.18034316
    [ ] Bears on ice ON FUCKING MOTOCYCLES

    Summon doomrider, get a third bear in here
    >> General Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 02/20/12(Mon)22:08 No.18034319
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/20/12(Mon)22:08 No.18034321
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:08 No.18034325
    More so than I'd trust anyone who takes themself seriously.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:08 No.18034330
    Bears Vs Ron Burgundy on ice.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:08 No.18034332
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    Let's take this show on ice!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:09 No.18034336

    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:09 No.18034341
    [ ] Bears on ice
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:09 No.18034342
    [x] Fight Ron Burgundy
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:09 No.18034347
    [x] BEARS ON ICE
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:09 No.18034349
    [X] Bears on ice
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:10 No.18034365
    [ ] Fight Ron Burgundy
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:11 No.18034368
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    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)22:11 No.18034378
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    >Her mother
    Bears vs Ron Burgandy on ice!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:12 No.18034385
    Last time we fought Ron a table got pretty fucked up. I'm worried that since the only other thing around is Tonya Burgundy may not be the best option.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:12 No.18034393
    Fight Ron Burgandy in the fields of ice.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)22:13 No.18034411
    Another warp hole, and both the startled Tzeentchette and Pariah turn toward it.

    "NOW THIS IS MY KIND OF PARTY!" Doomrider grins as he surveys his surroundings, watching Max and Eight roaring and clawing at various things. He pulls out something from his belt, a mad cackling laugh following.

    "HERE, EAT THESE!" He chucks the two things out, and Max and Eight, both bears, devour them whole.

    "What was... What are... What did you give them?!" Tonya asks, not knowing what the fuck is going on.

    "OH NOTHING, JUST A LITTLE ICE!" Doomrider can't contain himself, and shovels a literal shovel full of assorted substances into his mouth.

    "I-ice?" Niut asks nervously, still a bit upset at being caught by her sisters.

    A drop pod falls from the sky, slamming into the dirt with a force that shakes the very earth around it.

    Darkhammer bursts forth, grinning as he strolls.

    "Ha ha, time for bear leaves!"
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:13 No.18034415
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)22:14 No.18034430
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:15 No.18034442
    rolled 17 = 17

    Oh My God.
    Im Speechless
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:15 No.18034447
    i lold i cried i came TWICE! thank you papa now i can die happy
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:15 No.18034452
    the fuck just happened?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:16 No.18034461

    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:17 No.18034482
    I'm Grinning Here, with the biggest shit eating grin i ever managed to do.
    Holy Shit, this is hilarious.
    Darkhammer just killed me
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:17 No.18034483
    Let the leaves decide our fate.

    I am so putting bear leaves into my next campaign.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)22:17 No.18034486
    Four bears. Four glorious, terrifying bears.

    They bound across the desolate snowlands of the north, headed toward the great castle beyond, a dark place nestled in the mountains of the lost kingdom.

    "ROAAARRR!!!" Eight says.

    "ROAR ROAR ROOOARR!" Max agrees.

    They all steel their bearnerves for what is to come, the finality, the greatest fight of all time.

    The battle that will end the world.

    Burgundy awaits, high upon his wizard tower, brushing his crown of rainbow furs out of his face.

    "So, it begins." He says quietly, watching the approaching bears as they charge up the icy hill.

    Only he is rendered momentarily speechless, shocked to silence, as the bears rise up.

    And put on ice skates.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)22:18 No.18034496
    It gets better...
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:19 No.18034510

    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:19 No.18034521
    I'm kinda surprised that nobody in story has gone "WTF necron!?" yet. But then again, I suppose fukkin' DOOMRIDER is a good enough distraction.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:20 No.18034530
    rolled 10 = 10

    I'm Assuming that we will defeat Malal by being bears?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:20 No.18034536
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    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:20 No.18034541
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:21 No.18034552
    >yfw Ron Burgundy is really Malal and that this is the final HLQ thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:21 No.18034553
    To be fair, the only peoples we`ve met since we got Tonya was a Niut and Eight.
    I'm sure they all know about our antics
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)22:25 No.18034593
    "Hah, so you've come to face me at long last, have you?!" Burgundy shouts from upon his tower of compensation.

    "ROAAARRRR!!!" Darkhammer exclaims, slashing to a halt alongside his brothers.


    The other bears look over at him, at his spinning eyes of color and his mat of ever changing fur.

    Doomrider shrugs.

    "Well, you'll find me no easy opponent!" Ron shouts, as he activates his jet pack.

    Eight raises his arms, and uses his rapid fire claw attack. The sharp black hooks sailing through the air, coming close to Burgundy, though the wizard dodges expertly.

    "ROOOOAAAAAAARRRR!" Max bellows as he increases speed, heading right toward a jagged jut of ice. With deft expertise, he launches himself into the sky, paw raised for attack.

    "Aha! A brilliant attack!" Ron laughs, before juking around at the last moment.

    "Now, things are really heating up, its really getting out of hand fast. And you know what that means." The dark wizard grins his terrible grin.

    "ROOAARRR!!!!" Darkhammer yells in warning, but too late.

    They are powerless to stop Burgundy as he raises his lips to the conch shell, and blows hard. The resounding noise causes avalanches across the mountain range, and resonates across the world.

    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)22:25 No.18034600
    Niut: Emilie-Claire Barlow
    Suggestions for Nyx and Lilith?
    >> Frosted Weasel !!dLUhj2yYgMt 02/20/12(Mon)22:26 No.18034603
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    This is the awesomest thread of awesome to ever awesome. I'm grinning so hard my fucking face hurts. Wow. Papa, I need to move to where you are and have you GM a campaign. I don't give a flying fuck what system.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)22:26 No.18034607
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:27 No.18034615
    Abaddon maybe.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:27 No.18034622
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    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:28 No.18034642
    >The other bears look over at him, at his spinning eyes of color and his mat of ever changing fur.
    >Doomrider shrugs.

    I can only imagine a Bear turning to a druged bear thinking:
    "Dude, What the fuck"
    And the bear Shruging
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)22:28 No.18034645
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    We strike back with our own jet packs!
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:29 No.18034662
    They are mostly confused because he paused twice in his incoherent scream to clearly enunciate 'SEMICOLON'
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:30 No.18034673

    I so heartily concur. Engage!
    >> Cidolfas Orlandu, aka Thunder God Cid !gYjELVKQn6 02/20/12(Mon)22:31 No.18034681
    Just as it was getting good (and hilarious), I must go to bed.

    I expect to see the rest on the archives in the morning. G'night, Papa, and thanks for another wonderful thread.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)22:32 No.18034696
    Max lands, whirling around in shock. If Burgundy summons his news team, there's no stopping his evil.

    "ROAAAARRRRRRR!!!!" Max shouts in anger, attacking again and again. Each time, the wizard throws up another shield of rainbows.

    Doomrider knows its no use, already he can see the four riders of doom approaching.

    "IVE GOT A GRENNAADDDEEEE!!!" One of them shrieks, sitting so he's faced toward the ass end of the horse.

    "ROOARRR?!" Eight shouts.

    "ROAR!" Max agrees quickly. If there is any chance of winning, they are going to have to use THAT.

    Darkhammer dodges a charging stampede of nefarious black panthers, dropping several with his HAMMMER CLAWS.

    There's no time, there simply isn't...!!!!

    "ROOOOAR!" Max shouts, causing all the other bears to look upwards.

    A glorious, golden bear descends from the heavens, paws outstretched.

    The world stops at a standstill as he lands, resuming when he opens his eyes.

    "ROOAR! Dudes!" He roars, with a grin.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:33 No.18034710

    >Artillery division is standing by for your orders
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)22:33 No.18034723
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    >yfw Ron is Horus
    >> Cidolfas Orlandu, aka Thunder God Cid !gYjELVKQn6 02/20/12(Mon)22:33 No.18034727
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    >Bear-Emperor of Mankind
    And just when I thought it couldn't get any better...
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:34 No.18034728
    >mfw the emperor
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:34 No.18034734
    were did you get a grenade?
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    >forgot pic
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:35 No.18034747
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    >>a great golden bear
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:35 No.18034754
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    I just... wow.
    Clearly Papa-N is the best storyteller of ever.

    >guize, i think we need a new thread
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:36 No.18034766
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    >God Emperor of Bearkind

    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:38 No.18034795
    I'm assuming that the thread has been archived?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:43 No.18034871
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)22:43 No.18034874
    "ROAR!" Max shouts, bearfisting the Emperbear.

    "ROAR Bear!" He returns with a grin.

    They all know its time, those five bears of fate. Time, at long last, to put an end to all that is Ron Burgundy.

    "ROAR!" They all shout in unison.

    And with that, bear gattai.

    The five bears all leap into the air, spinning around in a circle of furious snow, ice, and alcohol. Even the dark wizard himself steps back in shock at the sight.

    "Odin's raven! They are really doing it!" He exclaims as he watches.

    Sure enough, the bearazord lands with a deafening boom, before rising off of it's knee and punching its paw.

    "You bear, we heard you like to bear so we put a bear in yo bear so you can bear while you bear!" Xzibit yells with a thumbs up.

    "ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!" The bearazord yells, before assuming a fighting stance.

    "Oh yeah, lets dance. News team! BEARFIGHT!" Burgundy yells as he summons a lance of pure ego and hits his jetpack thrusters.

    The four knights of the apocalypse charge as well, and the bearazord rushes toward them.

    Again and again they clash, trading blows, each feeling the pain of battle.

    "ROOAAR! Dudes, ROAAARRR!!!" The Emperor of Bearkind exclaims.

    "ROAR!" Max nods, turning back as the wizard and his minions all charge at once.

    "ROOAR ROOAR, ROAR ROOAR, ROAR ROAAR, ROAR ROOAR ROAR ROAR ROAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!" Max roars as he leaps, drawing back his paw into a fist and then punching outwards.

    "I'm in a glass box of emmooottioooonnn!!!!" Burgundy howls as the bearing finger slams into his wave of forces.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)22:44 No.18034883
    A massive struggle, the power alone causing great crags in the earth to split open and the seas to swell. Each side vying to push back the other.

    With a final "ROOOAAAAAARRRR!" The bearazord emerges victorious.

    "Jazz fluuutttttttt.....!!!" Burgundy shouts, one last hurrah in the face of his own demise.

    The burning bear fist obliterates the dark wizard, and his four horsemen, and the world can again know peace from this evil.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:44 No.18034893
    I can't bear with this.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)22:45 No.18034900
    I wonder what they were actually fighting this time...
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:45 No.18034904
    the end is bearing down on us
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:45 No.18034905
    >The End
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:45 No.18034906
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:46 No.18034920
    I wonder what the hell Tonya thinks about all this
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)22:47 No.18034924
    I wonder what they were actually fighting
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:47 No.18034928
    We are under arrest?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)22:51 No.18034981
    The two girls stand, watching in utter amazement at the sight.

    Even the Emperor of Mankind himself had teleported in, stuffed his own mouth full, and joined into the fray.

    They had watched, quite lost for words, as the boys went at it.

    Again and again, they would roar to each other. Again and again, they would lash out in attack, or fall back in injury.

    But there was no denying, that at the end of the day, they had emerged victorious. Though only after forming some kind of... Thing, as they each clamped onto one of the Emperor's limbs and Eight on his back where he made "pew pew" noises with his fingers outstretched.

    "Wow, they really gave those things a thrashing."

    "Yeah, poor shrubbery never stood a chance." Tonya agrees, before frowning.

    "Ni!" She adds.

    "Huh?" Niut turns to the necron, quite puzzled.

    "I... I don't know why I said that..." Tonya says with a deep, lost frown.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/20/12(Mon)22:52 No.18035011
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    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:52 No.18035012
    >Yeah, poor shrubbery

    Ok That's it.
    I can bear with this anymore
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:53 No.18035019

    >But there was no denying, that at the end of the day, they had emerged victorious. Though only after forming some kind of... Thing, as they each clamped onto one of the Emperor's limbs and Eight on his back where he made "pew pew" noises with his fingers outstretched.

    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:53 No.18035030
    Maybe they can catch some herrings while they're at it
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:53 No.18035034
    just bear with it man, hell come back for us
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)22:54 No.18035038
    >page 12
    >have to be up at 6am

    I dunno, can we justify an overtime? Would have to be shortish though.
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)22:55 No.18035056
    Its 8:00 where I am, but do what you want
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:55 No.18035065
    probably not. its late and the middle of the week. still been a good run papa.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:56 No.18035066
    With only one thread to go we sort of need it.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:56 No.18035068
    I would be fine with it ending here.
    We only have... what? One more thread to go?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:57 No.18035090
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    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)22:57 No.18035094
    Yeah, 25 will be the final thread and will wrap up the story as much as possible.

    I wonder how much time before this thread falls off of /tg/
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)22:58 No.18035105
    Well that was awesome.

    When do you think the next thread will be?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:58 No.18035107
    not a lot
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)22:59 No.18035119
    Needs Necron sexytimes before the grand finale thread. Overtime must happen.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)23:00 No.18035143
    Not sure yet, I want a day where I can really dedicate myself to it. Maybe Saturday night?
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)23:02 No.18035173
    YES. before the end, we have to boff the necron, before the harem-orgy.
    >> Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)23:02 No.18035175
    I'm so sad that this quest had a disturbing lack of Drawfags
    >> Spawn_more_Synaps 02/20/12(Mon)23:03 No.18035194
    I concure
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)23:03 No.18035196
    Sounds good.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)23:03 No.18035198
    I miss amateurdrawfag, his abbadon pic is boss
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/20/12(Mon)23:06 No.18035247
    As much fun as overtime would be, I really need sleep pretty badly as I have about 15 hours of school+work combined tomorrow.

    I can either add Necron romancing into start of last thread or post it in a word file on the twitter
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/20/12(Mon)23:07 No.18035261
    Either way works

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