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    90 KB Mahou Shounen Quest Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)21:58 No.18047793  
    Majaik, elegance, an angry teaset. We have it all.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    She pins you against the door. The riding crop pokes your chest as she locks it. "So, you think you can get away with groping my sister that easily?"
    She says as she puts her hat on your head.
    "Frau, DisguiseMode. Schwarze Katze."
    She then slaps the riding crop against her thigh.
    "You've been a very bad kitty. And for that you will be punished."

    >Try running Shirou Quest last night
    >Gets baleeted lol
    >Get to work this morning
    >SWQ, YES!
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/21/12(Tue)21:59 No.18047803
    Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo MS quest
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/21/12(Tue)22:00 No.18047827
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    Goddammit Landing Gear, now I have to balance Butler awesome with Pilot awesome. Also, PANIC MODE ERICA IN DOMINAZI MODE. I KNOW WHAT HER EXTREMITIES DO TO GENITALIA!
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/21/12(Tue)22:00 No.18047832
    .... Fuck yeah!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:00 No.18047840
    rolled 36 = 36


    "...Yes Mistress"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:01 No.18047858
    I was upset. I was pumped for shirou quest.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:02 No.18047875
    "Worth it."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:04 No.18047916
    Insane grin on our face.

    Never stop smileing.

    Not once.

    Apologize, act sincire as we have to. Submit to the kinky.

    And never.

    Take that shit-eating grin.

    Off the face.

    Not even for a second.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:06 No.18047939
    "Yes, angel, I do think I can get away with it."

    Then, take the all of the pain (and pleasure) with a cocky smirk and raised eyebrow. Make it seem like despite everything she's doing, you're secretly in control, or there's a joke there that only you see. It will drive her crazy (in a good way).
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:06 No.18047949
    A gentleman never has regrets.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:07 No.18047957

    >That mental image.

    Oh god, now I can't stop picturing Hayate troll-facing.

    In a skirt, tied down, butler gear, whatever.

    I just see his face as 'problem?'

    We have to do this.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:11 No.18048042

    Combine these.

    "I only regret it wasn't you."

    Then take what she dishes.

    Then we ask if she'll autograph our improptu porn-shoot.
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    Gai stands under the shade of a tree.
    In his hands a bottle of forty.
    He solemnly pours some of it out on to the ground.

    Shirou is sitting in the dark fudge cave he's managed to carve out of his room. Tears rolling down his eyes.

    Keima watches the recording of the two of you dancing.
    Elsie is sobbing into his shoulder.

    Erica faces the Adriatic.
    Behind her, the castle that serves as the 501st's base of command looms quietly.
    She tosses her hat into the water, "Im sorry."

    Mike finishes his report for the day.
    Deleting records and fixing entries where needed.
    "Goddammit kid, I told you to make sure noone gets hurt." he mutters.

    They found your body in front of the East Nerima Hospital.
    On you they find suitable identification. A blank grey slab of plastic falls out of your back pocket as they strip you.

    Your body is covered in what appears to be whip marks and scratches.
    YOur genitals are crushed beyond recognision. Cause of death recorded as shock and blood loss.

    BAD END.

    [ ] reload
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:14 No.18048092

    >"I only regret it wasn't you."

    Deflecting, complimenting, while still implying we have the hots for her sister?

    This is smooth. Damn man, you've got practice don't you?

    >Then we ask if she'll autograph our improptu porn-shoot.

    Alternatively: Ask her out on a proper date.

    Suggest catching a movie afterwards. Prepare troll-face.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.18048106
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    Landing Gear is enjoying his bad ends way too much.
    >> dice+1d100 Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048154
    Saw that one coming. Rolling for bluff check.

    Tell her that i was saved her life from a black widow on her ass.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048168

    Methinks you've ben hanging out with Papa-N too much.

    Alternatively: I really can't see >>18048042

    Going that badly.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.18048176
    I'm voting for this.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.18048179
    rolled 66 = 66

    I may be retarded.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:21 No.18048266
    You're definitely retarded, but it has nothing to do with not being able to roll dice. That lie is fucking stupid.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)22:22 No.18048271
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    [x] reload

    You stir in the darkness, your body aching in more ways than one.

    Someone is knocking on your windows.
    You try to get up and see who it is but Erica beats you to it.

    "Hey what're ........ here?"
    "....was lonely"
    "Okay. Okay."
    "You take that side. I'll take this."

    A pair of soft bodies press up against you on either side.
    Turning to your left, you find ursula making herself comfortable.
    Saying nothing, you wrap your arms around them and the three of you head back to sleep
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:24 No.18048305

    >Suggest catching a movie afterwards.

    Oh god yes.

    You sir are amazing.

    >Deflecting, complimenting, while still implying we have the hots for her sister?

    I like this.

    Hits the right balance between 'sorry' and 'I regret nothing' while also very subtly implying a threesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:24 No.18048306
    Yeah, this is going to end up in an interesting and fucked up triangular relationship. I am so okay with that. Give them both a comforting, protective squeeze and get ready for an interesting morning.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:25 No.18048318
    Go back to sleep, and let's try to wake up before they do, so we can prepare breakfast for them again.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:27 No.18048357

    One the one hand, daww...

    On the other, No reaction to >>18048042

    That is some of my A-Game right there, both with scoring and trolling.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:32 No.18048460


    Whatever this is, we should be supportive of it.


    Feel your pain bro.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)22:32 No.18048462
    Morning comes. You wake up in bed with two warm bodies pressed up against you.
    You get up off the bed as smoothly as you can as Ursula tries to grab onto you.

    Managing to shake her off, you watch as she reaches across the bed and pulls Erica close.

    You stand there for a few moments watching them sleep

    i really should refresh more.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:34 No.18048507
    Prepare delicious breakfast, serve it to them in bed.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/21/12(Tue)22:35 No.18048522
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    Make traditional German breakfast of course. Get Klaus, bust out tea set and assorted cold meats and cheeses. Also, breads and sweet toppings. We're going to do this proper, german style.

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:35 No.18048535

    Get up without waking them.

    Prep breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:36 No.18048547
    Breakfast in bed. Those two are fucking adorable. Also, check for bruises.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:37 No.18048558
    rolled 37 = 37

    Quick shower.
    Then prepare breakfast.
    Smells should wake atleast Erica up.
    Serve it to them in bed
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:38 No.18048577

    Have a nice breakfast waiting for them.

    Also subtly play up injuries from whatever Erica did to us.

    Not enough to make it look like bitching, but enough to make the discomfort obvious. While saying nothing and not acknowledging the topic.

    This will either make her feel guilty or make her think we've been suitably punished, either of which is good.

    As far as the other shit goes.....

    Try typing it up in notepad or something, and the refreshing right before paste/spellcheck.

    Worked well for my quest, moved about as slow as yours.

    But those posts also sandwiched your HUEHUEHUE, so I'm actually shocked you missed it.

    You can always retcon if you want. Obvious, small, and/or accidents are all readily overlooked when it comes to that.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:40 No.18048605

    This post. Takes everything the others are saying and refines it into a smooth course of action.

    I can get behind this.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:40 No.18048607
    Quietly and quickly shower, then prepare breakfast.
    Bonus if we can serve it to them in bed, but a nice little table with a single black tulip would be fine.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:44 No.18048661
    Yeah, I like this
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/21/12(Tue)22:46 No.18048696

    The codex astartes supports this action. So long as it's a German breakfast so as to earn MAXIMUM BROWNIE POINTS
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)22:57 No.18048903
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    You pad softly across the room, and grab your towel.
    Down in the baths you check the damage from the night before.

    Slightly red whip marks allover, scratches in your back. Your little majordomo still thankfully functional.

    'goddamn, she was rough last night'
    'But her feet! Her strong, dexterous feet.. Soo wrong, but felt so right.'

    In his office, drinking his coffee, Mike feels the inexplicable urge to put on some sunglasses and say, "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

    You head back to your room, a quick peak confirms that both of your guests are still asleep.
    Activating Kraus you begin to whip up some breakfast.

    The smell of hot bread and jam wakes Erica up, and she gently shakes Ursula awake as well.

    The two of them try to get out of bed but you stop them.
    "Ladies," You tell them as you arrange some bed trays "Please don't bother getting up on my account. Breakfast will be served in bed."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:03 No.18048991
    Serve the twins breakfast in bed. We should be able to handle it ourselves, let Jakob sleep in a little, considering how he exhausted himself last night.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:04 No.18049012
    rolled 26 = 26

    Let's go ahead and cut to the chase. When do we get to make Keima overdose on our dick?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:05 No.18049019
    And let's not bother getting dressed. They can admire our lean physique, as well as the marks Erica left, while we serve them. I don't think Ursula will mind getting to see us like this, considering how she was snuggled up on our naked/mostly naked self last night.
    Soon. Soooooon.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:11 No.18049117

    Quietly, Subtlely, play up the injuries. Not enough to look like a baby, but like a pat on the back gets a suppressed wince.

    Never say a word or loose our composure completely though.

    As far as the 'whipped' comments go, we know he can't actually read our mind, just our mood.

    So let him feel a smug 'I know something you don't' and refuse to explain.


    Pants on, no shirt. Enough to give them a view, not enough to make it look like we're flaunting it and/or making Ursula feel weird.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:13 No.18049132
    I'm thinking boxers. That should be sufficient.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:13 No.18049142
    >In his office, drinking his coffee, Mike feels the inexplicable urge to put on some sunglasses and say, "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

    can i get a draw fag?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:14 No.18049152
    Give Erica the self-porn after breakfast.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)23:15 No.18049155
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    You serve the two of them in bed. [breakfast for now, maybe something else on a later date]
    You fake difficulty in moving as you do so.

    "You okay there Teapot?" Erica asks
    "Oh it's nothing" You respond "please don't mind me."
    "I guess i went overboard last night with the whippings huh?"
    You see Ursula blush furiously at this.
    "Oh, don't be such a prude. We were just having a little fun, it's all."

    Turning to Ursula you say "I hope you had a good night's rest."
    "Yes, I did. You were very warm." She says with a smile.
    "If you need a bed warmer, please dont hesitate to ask me again." You say as you throw Erica a small smirk on the side.

    "OI." Erica cuts in."Just because we agreed on this open ended thing, does'nt mean you can go after my sister. Well, not yet."

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:15 No.18049164
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:16 No.18049170
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:17 No.18049181

    >So let him feel a smug 'I know something you don't' and refuse to explain.

    Does he know we're angling for twins?

    Because if he doesn't figure it out, we aren' telling him.

    Also if Erica asks us if the whole 'sister' thing is weird our response needs to be, word for word: "Not at all. I'm glad to see you two are so close."

    Sounds completely innocent, and even if she spots the 'hidden subtext' I don't think she'll comment on it. If she does act totally oblivious. If there's one thing Hayate can do, it's act completely oblivious to innuendo.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:18 No.18049195
    In YOUR endo!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:20 No.18049232

    No, too forward. "Yet?"

    Quirk an eyebrow.

    Make her wonder if you were actually making an innuendo.

    Remember, butlers never outright say anything. Butlers never let you know what they're thinking. Butlers are the undisputed masters of psychological warfare.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:21 No.18049255
    Agreeing with this. Let's go for subtle.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:22 No.18049269
    Include a little twitch of a smile too, along with the eyebrow quirk.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:22 No.18049270
    this, then follow it up with "I have a video I think you'd enjoy, and Ursula might like as well"

    Then hand her the security camera footage with no other comment.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:22 No.18049275

    Agreed, too much.

    On the other hand, we have a chance to tease Ursula with the fact that we've been fucking her identical twin.

    "Identical" being the key. So we've effectively seen her naked.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:22 No.18049276
    rolled 6 = 6

    "Miss Ursula, please advice me when the opportune time comes for hitting on you. So that I may prepare for the deed accordingly."

    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:24 No.18049318
    Elegant and trolly.
    i like.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:25 No.18049330
    rolled 19 = 19

    I assure you Angel we meant that in a purely platonic sense
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:26 No.18049353
    Hey guys, I think we're laying it on a bit thick here.

    Suggestion: We act classy, deflect potential harm with obfuscating stupidity and never flat out say something we can imply with a subtle jab hidden in a metaphor.

    We should only ever make the big move just prior to big reveals.

    Until then, we make everybody dance like puppets.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:27 No.18049358
    No, we didn't. Do not lie. Be evasive, redirect, whatever, but don't lie. We want to fuck Ursula and Erica at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:28 No.18049385
    rolled 46 = 46


    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:29 No.18049402
    This is absolutely correct.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:31 No.18049434

    An exellent point.

    And with that in mind...


    These are all excellent.

    Also tell Erica that Mike gave us the tape, said he thought we'd find it interesting, and never actually said what it was.

    Let her think we know nothing about it, see how she reacts.

    She might suggest watching it. In which case we need to act waaaay too shocked to try and stop the tape, acting very-foot-in-mouth through the whole thing.

    Bonus points if nobody snaps out of it until the end.

    >How'd you know?
    >I didn't.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)23:34 No.18049470
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    "Yet?" You ask with a slightly raised eyebrow
    Erica sticks her toungue out at you in response.
    Turning to Ursula, you say with a small bow "Miss Ursula, please advice me when the opportune time comes for hitting on you. So that I may prepare for the deed accordingly."
    This earns you as buttered roll to the face from Erica as Ursula attempts to hide behind a napkin.

    After breakfast is done, you escort the two ladies to thier room. The pair opts to use the stairs instead of flying.

    Walking back down, you find Shirou once again trying to dig out his room. He has now managed to carve out a tunnel about 3 meters deep.
    You sagely decide to ignore him and get ready for class.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:34 No.18049477

    Are we lieing?

    I personally like to think that Hayate angles for enough near-miss innuendoes that nobody has any idea if he's actually 'going there or not'.

    I think we shouldn't say something like "Of course we didn't mean it like that" and go for something like "Of course, but what did that have to do with the conversation?"

    Obfuscating stupidity is our SOP.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:35 No.18049488
    The thought occurs that Ursula may take an interest in attending to our wounds as well.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:37 No.18049506
    This! Subtle, with a delicious subtext. Exactly what we should aim for. They are bright girls, they will catch on.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:37 No.18049514
    Make sure we put the elevator footage in our bag. Later, give it to Ursula saying, "Here, could you give this to Erica for me? It's the footage from when we were in the elevator. I think she'll want to watch it." Then walk away, knowing that Ursula will secretly watch us fucking Erica (dressed up as Ursula) and keep it to herself at that.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:37 No.18049517

    >Come to consensus.
    >OP already picked a response, typed up a response, and then posted without refreshing.
    >Tone has completely changed

    Every time.




    OH well, let's see what we can salvage from this then.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:38 No.18049529
    >Mahou action-adventure anime crossover fan-fiction dating sim quest
    >Disregard single route approach
    >Date every girl and go for maximum good end
    >> That McGuyver 02/21/12(Tue)23:39 No.18049543
    >One twin causing wounds, the other soothing them
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:40 No.18049553
    Alll the time Erica has spent in our room overnight has given me an idea for our next power "Wardrobe"

    We carry a small bag from which we can pull the most appropriate outfit for the situation at hand for anybody.

    Formal party? fancy dress.
    waking up before school? school uniform.
    Spaceship leaking air and no way to stop it in time? emergency space suit completely supplied with oxygen.

    All properly fitted for whoever the item is intended for, we can also do requests.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:41 No.18049575
    It should be one of those classy, victorian modesty screens.. I don't know what the fuck they are called, but it's essentially a shoulder high folding wall for privacy and nudey-covering.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:42 No.18049591

    No, best possible delivery of tape is this: >>18049434

    Preferably after some sort of apology dinner to make up for all the awkwardness we've caused for Ursula with our fling.

    And then we watch the tape, she hears "I didn't" and we're not back to square one, but several steps PAST square one.

    Then we lock eyes with Erica and say with a gesture far more articulately than words ever could "Did that just happen?"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:46 No.18049640

    Oh god I know that feel. That's the feel of every quest ever.

    You gotta force yourself to refresh.

    Always refresh.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)23:46 No.18049641
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    I really should try making plans again.
    Quests go smoother with them
    See diagram
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:47 No.18049651
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    Sorry. lol
    I blame SWQ.

    Classes for the morning went considerably well, with only one instance of Kenji standing on his seat and yelling "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE YOU FUCKING FEMINISTS".
    Shirou spent most of that time downing chunks of fudge behind a book propped up on his desk.

    As the bells for lunch ring, you ponder what to do.

    [ ] give Erica the tape
    [ ] give ursula the tape [head to R&D for this]
    [ ] eat lunch with Mike
    [ ] other
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:48 No.18049681
    Give Erica the tape, suggest Ursula may enjoy it as well, say nothing about it when asked.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:49 No.18049684
    Give Ursula the tape. Stop by the Bar for alchemy lesson/
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/21/12(Tue)23:49 No.18049700

    This + Lunch with Mike. Fuck yeah, let's spend time with Gorilla bro.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049702
    [x] Head to R&D, apologize if we've made anything awkward, say that this is the tape of him and Erica in the elevator and that Erica will want to watch it, then say we need to get going to our alchemy lesson.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049712
    >[x]Eat Lunch with Mike.
    We want to save that tape for later. When we'll really need or want it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049736

    Whatever you think is best.

    I kinda dig the open-ended stuff more, but when you don't REFRESH it kinda fucks us.


    In the name of all GMs everywhere: Fuck You. Running games is difficult, even without hard rules.

    Little shits with entitlement issues is why I've stopped running entirely.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049737
    These. Set the ball in motion. Hand Ursula the loaded gun and let her use it herself.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:52 No.18049758
    Excuse me? I was Bohohoing about how fucked Susan could have been. Go project elsewhere, mate.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:52 No.18049760
    Second. Mike's been a real bro, even when it meant increased paperwork for him.
    Owe him a salad. And beer. I don't think bananas will go over well unless he asks for them first.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:53 No.18049782
    Perfect. That set things up nicely.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:59 No.18049860


    Give her the tape, act like we have no clue what it is, then hit up our alchemy teacher for lunch/lessons.

    If he's not down we go hang with Mike.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:01 No.18049894
    >Mike's been awesome posts.
    >My name happens to be Mike.
    >Thus far all my posts are well received.

    I know it's a coincidence that means nothing, but I found it amusing.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:01 No.18049895

    Tape to Ursula

    Maybe imply that it is a tape of sexytimes but say that she is to give to Erica.

    Then Alchemy
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:02 No.18049918
    Really, guys, Alchemy lessons during lunch? That's all of an hour at most.
    Better to get Alchemy lessons after class, when Ryuu will have more time for us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)00:03 No.18049926
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    As Erica heads out of the room for lunch, you run up to her.
    "Hey, someone told me you might find this interesting."
    "What is it?" She asks.
    "I have no idea." you reply as you hand her the disc.

    She walks away, as she pockets the disc, saying something about having lunch with Ursula.

    You return to the room and find Mike sitting at his desk about to light up another cigar.

    "Hey Mike," You tell him. "Wanna have lunch? My treat."

    "What's this about?" he asks you suspiciously. "Do I need to cover for your ass again?"
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:04 No.18049935
    It's mostly just an excuse for why we're down near R&D instead of up with Erica.
    "No, I just really appreciate what you did. You're a real bro."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:05 No.18049951
    We can only pray that Ursula sees that tape. We should have given it to her personally.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:06 No.18049960
    Agreed. Oh well.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)00:07 No.18049967
    Oh god, my heart. T_T
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:08 No.18049986

    Laugh, hard.

    Thrown back head HAHAHA then say "Not yet."

    Let him infer what he will.

    Then say it's mostly because he's had our back so far, and we wanted to show a little appreciation for that.


    Confirm or deny nothing about future plans, make him nervous. He should start to think that "Don't do that again" Means "Next time don't get caught."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:10 No.18050009
    rolled 61 = 61

    Man we Re running the twincest train all the way to the station.

    Also tell mike it's because he's been such a bro and covered our ass that we are offering
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:10 No.18050015
    "No sir! You have had our back since we got here, and extracted me from a tough spot in my life. It has been a long time since I have had it this good. Now stop overthinking it and eat some lunch."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050050

    >"Not yet."

    Best response.

    Oh god. By the time we're done people are going to look at us and wonder why we're neck deep in ass and the subject of intense scrutiny by High command.

    We should start rumors about ourselves just to fuck with people.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:13 No.18050058
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:13 No.18050068
    Second, though maybe we should add "I can't give any guarantees about the future, however."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)00:19 No.18050146
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    "No, man." you tell him. "I just want to show you how much i really appreciate you going above and beyond the call of duty for me"

    "Oh. Okay then." he asnwers, still not fully convinced. "Hit me up with a salad."

    You activate Kraus and make mike a huge serving of apple walnut salad with a honey balsamic vinaigrette. You promptly follow this up with a large mug of Guinness.

    You then prepare some pasta for yourself and sit down on the nearest desk.

    The two of you spend the majority of the time chatting about random stuff as you eat.

    Halfway through your meal the door slides open with a bang.

    "Hey, Teabag! Wher'ed you get this tape?!"
    Erica storms in.


    *****ROLL EM*****
    Diplomacy check, best of 5.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:21 No.18050168
    Found it at my door with a note.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:21 No.18050181
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    "From the surveillance camera, of course."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:21 No.18050188
    "Mike was kind enough to keep it from ending up in a disciplinary file. Would you like some lunch?"
    Why do people keep fucking thinking that 'diplomacy' means 'bluff?' That is an outright fucking lie.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050199
    rolled 34 = 34

    "It was swiped from Security. I thought that you would not be pleased if they had access to it."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050207
    rolled 14 = 14


    Rolling for this one.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050222
    Point to mike.
    "He gave it to me."
    Run out of room
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:24 No.18050234

    And no reason to out the source, Mike could get in trouble for it and might not be as willing to help out in the future.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:24 No.18050240
    rolled 2 = 2

    lol reroll
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)00:24 No.18050241
    rolled 95 = 95


    you guys suck at dice. But I'm probably no better.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/22/12(Wed)00:25 No.18050248

    This. Let us not rat out bro-tier Gorilla man.
    >> That McGuyver 02/22/12(Wed)00:26 No.18050261
    rolled 83 = 83

    I used my connections and grabbed it before it was seen by anyone. Why so concerned? I thought you'd enjoy watching it.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050277
    rolled 72 = 72


    It's just vague enough to be useful, and informative, without ratting out Mike.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050285
    rolled 96 = 96

    "Sooo, did you like it?"
    Shit eating grin
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)00:30 No.18050316
    rolled 57 = 57

    Though I would agree with what ever one else said to not actually name Mike. "A friend" got it for us.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:31 No.18050333
    Right, so you're actually backing >>18050199
    Not saying who got it, just that we ended up with it, so that no one else would see it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:31 No.18050334
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    rolled 100 = 100


    Also I fucking told you guys we should have given it to Ursula.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:33 No.18050354
    rolled 33 = 33


    We give the tape to Ursula, Ursula watches it and gives it to Erica, Erica watches it and kills us.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)00:33 No.18050355
    rolled 65 = 65

    I suppose, so.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:33 No.18050360

    She went to have lunch with her.

    They probably watched it together.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)00:35 No.18050374
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    'OH SHIT' you throw a quick looke over to Mike for back up.

    You find an empty chair, and an equally empty salad bowl. The mug of beer is conspicuously missing.

    "So... Tell me, where did you get this?" She asks again as she waves the disc in front of your face.

    "It was swiped from Security. I thought you wouldn't be pleased if someone else had access to it." You reply with a calm voice. "So... Did you like it?"

    "I DID!" She answers. "Ursula didn't."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:35 No.18050376

    Or Ursula just keeps it to herself.

    Also holy shit my rolls are on fire today.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)00:35 No.18050377
    Oh the shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:36 No.18050382
    "Why did you watch it in front of her?"
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:37 No.18050390
    >implying Ursula isn't getting off to it as we speak.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:38 No.18050398
    We didn't exactly tell her what as on it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:38 No.18050399
    Sorry. I didn't want to say too much about it with everyone around. Care for some salad?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:38 No.18050400
    I know. I'm trying to redirect her sense of blame.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:39 No.18050403
    Erica is holding the disk, your suggestion is so impossible I think you successfully made me retarded for having read it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:39 No.18050406

    Damn, that gorilla moves fast.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:41 No.18050432

    Blank Stare.

    "Why did you- Of course she's going to- WHY DOES EVERYTHING BACKFIRE?!?"

    "Seriously, this is going from 'unfortunate coincidence' straight to 'higher power actively screwing with me'."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:41 No.18050438
    >What is short term recall?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)00:41 No.18050439
    rolled 13 = 13

    Shit, it's time for another bad end, isn't it?

    "I... Shit. I'm sorry, I should have given you some warning."

    Or >>18050432
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:42 No.18050449
    Do you need a woman in the room with you to jack off to her?

    If so congrats, you were already retarded.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)00:43 No.18050461
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    "What? You watched it with her?" you ask while doing nothing to hide the amusement on your face.

    "You didn't tell me what was on it you ass!" she explains. "I went down there for lunch and asked her to play it on one of the holoprojectors."

    "Lo and behold, its fucking surveilance tapes from the elevator.
    "You have no idea how confused and red Ursula was when it showed you making out with her."
    "I was too enjoying watching it too much myself to realize and stop it halfway."

    "You do realize she has a slight thing for you right?" she asks you.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:45 No.18050486
    rolled 87 = 87

    Well I don't see that being my fault.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:45 No.18050489
    No, I'm a blind idiot with some serious learning disorders. I pay attention but I'm not going to rush things or be too aggressive about this. I'm a butler, master of subtlety and long term plans not a mad brawler of romance.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:45 No.18050495
    rolled 86 = 86

    "I thought you were joking about that"

    Find some way to make it up to her
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:46 No.18050497
    "The thought did cross my....Alright, alright, yes. I had a suspicion that she might."
    Placating hand motions required to keep Erica from killing us.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:46 No.18050500
    rolled 10 = 10

    "No, I'm completely oblivious. You did tell her that I knew it was you, right?"
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:46 No.18050508
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    rolled 16 = 16

    "Explain further"
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:47 No.18050510
    Kinda noticed that when she didn't have a problem crawling into bed with me, and didn't slap me for grabbing her ass last night.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)00:47 No.18050511
    rolled 95 = 95

    This is entirely our fault.

    I'd like to again put forth my suggestion in >>18050439 but not the other one at this point.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:47 No.18050513
    "I woke up with her snuggling up to me on my left side. It's pretty obvious. The only reason I haven't pursued her as aggressively as I have you is out of respect for both her and you. I'm not going to lie - I think you're both beautiful - though it would be hard to think one is and not the other. I would like to be with both of you."

    "Seriously, though, I didn't expect you to show it to her without watching it first."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:47 No.18050523
    rolled 5 = 5

    No. I'm a blind, deaf, comatose lobotomy patient.

    With awesome hair.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:48 No.18050528
    rolled 88 = 88

    Wow, I can't into dice.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:48 No.18050531
    "Who DOESN'T have a thing for me?"
    Is what I would say if I wanted another bad end.

    "The blushing is a bit of a giveaway. I thought you'd enjoy the surprise, but I just didn't expect you to watch it with Ursula, damn. My fault entirely."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)00:48 No.18050539
    rolled 40 = 40

    Goddamnit, why do people have to make far superior suggestions immediately after I post?
    >> That McGuyver 02/22/12(Wed)00:50 No.18050561
    Going with this.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:51 No.18050575
    rolled 92 = 92

    Shit, that is really good, especially since Erica always seems super shocked and touched when we speak our heart.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:52 No.18050587
    rolled 95 = 95


    Going with this along with an apology for not telling her what was on the tape
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:52 No.18050589
    I had suspicions.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:54 No.18050614
    Yeah, this sounds the best.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:55 No.18050633
    Latter part looks good to me. Seconding that.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:57 No.18050653
    I really don't want to endorse actively telling Erica we want a threesome with her sister.

    Because That probably won't end well.

    Honesty: Yes.

    Flat out saying you were waiting for the moment to strike: Horribly awkward, out of character, and ends in castration.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)00:58 No.18050660
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    "Who DOESN'T have a thing for me?"YOu answer with a cocky grin. She hits you on the head with the disc for this.

    "In all seriousness though." You continue, "The blushing is a bit of a giveaway. I thought you'd enjoy the surprise, but I just didn't expect you to watch it with Ursula, damn. My fault entirely."

    "Yes. It was all your fault. And you will have to make this up to us BIGTIME." she answers as she grabs you by the arm and pulls you in for a quick kiss.
    "Dont bother making plans though, I'm sure we can figure something out ourselves."

    The two of you spend the remainder of lunch with her on your lap and eating some biscuits.

    The bells ring and classes start back up.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:59 No.18050680

    Yeah, >>18050513

    Is not good end territory.

    "We kinda were waiting for you to say it was cool before we fucked her. Because we totally want to. And you. Together."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:00 No.18050689
    rolled 37 = 37


    We need to stop getting into these situations.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:01 No.18050704
    We need to spend a bit less time romancing and throwing parties and some more time hanging out with Ryuu and getting some more Alchemy down.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)01:01 No.18050708
    But they're so much fun.

    But seriously, a bit less often, perhaps.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:01 No.18050714
    That... ended far better than I expected it to when I made the first part of that response.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:02 No.18050716
    rolled 6 = 6

    Are you mad?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:02 No.18050718
    One of these times we gotta turn the tables on her.

    I suggest some kind of restraining coat that we wear, but can flip out and over easily, so that when she thinks she has us, we turn it about and have her!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)01:02 No.18050726
    Are you insane?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:03 No.18050730
    Welp. Back to class.

    Can we go over the kinds of force we're supposed to use on the job?
    Like, are we closer to the TSAB and their "All Stun, All the Time" policy, or the TG's "Kill them all with a headshot from a mile away, reconstruct them with a nanite tank afterwards" policy?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:04 No.18050745
    rolled 21 = 21

    No but I am concerned for the well being of our genitals.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:05 No.18050754
    rolled 86 = 86

    Not sure about your methods, but yes we do.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)01:05 No.18050756
    We're Majaikal heroes with the ability to do a limited reality reset. We get in there, and get the job done. It may get messy, but it won't stay that way.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:08 No.18050792
    But that doesn't say anything about whether we use the "non-lethal only" methods of the TSAB, or the more ruthless operational protocol of the TG.

    I doubt we're using the Hyper-Athenian or Closer methods, though. They're even more ruthless than the TG when it comes to it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:09 No.18050797
    rolled 96 = 96

    I like it how it is really.

    Although we should totally get Ursula in on dominating her sister
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:09 No.18050810
    lol Landing gear.

    Touching down at the wrong castle.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:09 No.18050813
    rolled 42 = 42

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:11 No.18050828
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:11 No.18050837
    rolled 50 = 50

    Preemptively saying we add Shinku and Kenji to the team.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:12 No.18050852
    Add Sakura, she managed to take down a teacher, and we already know she likes us so no integration issues.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:13 No.18050859

    lol, very nice.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:13 No.18050860
    rolled 90 = 90

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:14 No.18050871
    It's clear there is only one solution to our problems:

    Flirt with more women.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:14 No.18050874
    rolled 21 = 21


    Yeah fuck Kenji. Shinku and Sakura
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)01:14 No.18050875
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    The afternoon's classes went by faster than you had expected.
    Shirou still sneaking lumps of fudges under his desk, Kenji still Screaming about "ALUIM FEMINAZI CONSPIRACIES".
    MIke finishes the lesson by informing the class that they had to form teams of 7 for future activities.

    Your class is composed of 42 trainees.
    You have a team of 5 already.
    You need 2 more.


    >Post in wrong thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:14 No.18050878
    rolled 92 = 92

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:15 No.18050886
    LG: Regarding your post in the other thread-

    Negi and Lily.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:15 No.18050889
    rolled 26 = 26

    With added rolling
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:15 No.18050890
    rolled 33 = 33

    Add Sakura
    And Matsuri
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:15 No.18050893
    rolled 59 = 59

    Negi and Lilly.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:16 No.18050898
    rolled 44 = 44

    Shinku and Lilly
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:16 No.18050902
    Sakura. Definitely. Need some classical GODO MODO MAHOU SHOUJO on our team.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:17 No.18050911
    rolled 42 = 42

    Sakura and Shinku.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:17 No.18050912
    rolled 33 = 33

    Sakura and negi for majic bombardment
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:17 No.18050917
    rolled 67 = 67

    Voting for Lily and Shinku.
    The banter between Shinku and Kraus will be hilarious, and Jun getting jealous over a teaset making moves on his doll will be funny as hell.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:18 No.18050931

    Ask the team.

    Particularly the strategist guy.

    He's probably already got everyone stated out and knows our strengths and weaknesses better than anyone else.

    He probably already did all the calculations in the three second span between getting the news and us turning to ask for his input.

    Just make sure it's neither of the idiots. State that it would be 'conflicting personalities' not our personal hatred for Harry Potter and Captain Cockblock.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:19 No.18050936
    rolled 13 = 13

    Shinku and


    I dunno, Sakura maybe
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:19 No.18050946
    Sakura has some serious brute force that us and Keima can properly direct.

    So far we have KamenRider, Us, Erica, Keima and Amazoness.

    Getting some brute magical boom power through Sakura would be nice. Honestly us and Keima have support covered and amazoness and Gai have front liners and Erica has air support down. We need some glass cannons, artillery.

    Sakura and whoever Keima thinks is best. I however say nay to Shirou no matter what.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:21 No.18050971
    rolled 42 = 42


    Really, ask the team.

    See what abilities the new folks have.

    Remember guys, this negi is not the powered up version after the Magical World Arc.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:21 No.18050975
    rolled 32 = 32

    Got a point. Maybe we can ask his input first, have him do a tactical analysis of the abilities of each of the candidates.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:22 No.18050978


    Asking the strategic genius is a GOOD MOVE. We can make our picks through him, let him have operational command, and if we piss anybody off we can use him as a social tank.

    We deflect and he gives not a fuck.

    Remember, a butler's place isn't in the lead, it's support and manipulation.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:22 No.18050979
    rolled 31 = 31

    shirou and kenji
    because Shenannigans
    >> Dorfboots !!6qujI7jhvLR 02/22/12(Wed)01:23 No.18050997
    rolled 79 = 79

    Negi all the way if we want raw blasting power. God damn. Have you all even read that one? Fucker is nuketastic.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:23 No.18051003
    Ok, >>18050886

    Changing to Negi and Sakura. We have plenty of Brute, need more boom. Negi can also become pretty hacks if the rest of us start working with him. MSN had some re-cunt-ulous fights.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:24 No.18051011
    rolled 26 = 26

    He only gets that way after training, most of these people seem to be showing up around the beginning of their magical careers in which case Negi is not all that great.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)01:24 No.18051012
    rolled 56 = 56


    Sakura could also probably pull in assists from Nanoha and Madoka.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:25 No.18051030
    rolled 38 = 38

    Negi is cool and all but is less harem conducive than Shinku or Lilly

    Sakura either way.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:26 No.18051033
    rolled 31 = 31

    Except they'll be in other teams.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:26 No.18051035

    We're going to play second fiddle/hyper competent sidekick to another guy?

    Hyper-competent ASAIN butler, saving the day, serving coffee/tea and getting the bitches while avoiding the spotlight?

    Guys... We're fucking Kato.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:26 No.18051040
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    rolled 88 = 88

    The foul mouthed punk who won't take off his rollerblades.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:27 No.18051048
    Please Landing Gear, refresh before you write, and let us do the intelligent thing of asking the tactical genius of our team what the other classmates are capable. of.
    >> Dorfboots !!6qujI7jhvLR 02/22/12(Wed)01:27 No.18051049
    He still has tonnes of raw power and skill in the beginning.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:27 No.18051055

    Noh Mie Gawd
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)01:28 No.18051057
    rolled 90 = 90

    That's irrelevant. They're also in the advanced class. Neither factor has stopped Sakura from pulling them along.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:28 No.18051064
    but we can't fuck him
    >> Dorfboots !!6qujI7jhvLR 02/22/12(Wed)01:29 No.18051078
    You are right. New requirement for team mates. Must have tits.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:29 No.18051079
    Pulling them along in purely social situations. They're probably doing their own training at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:30 No.18051082
    rolled 10 = 10

    We are working on a gender change potion remember.

    Also he seems to attract bitches, they may not all go for him but they gravitate towards him
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:30 No.18051086
    Was thinking long game. He has exceptional work ethic and has the talent to improve meteorically. Getting that shit in now could be handy. Just have to watch out for that pactio crap. Maybe give him the lolis.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:30 No.18051088
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    rolled 47 = 47

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)01:31 No.18051099
    When it matters, they'll have tits.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:31 No.18051100

    Don't sell us short man, we're Jarvis/Kato to a weeaboo Avengers.

    And I think I like it.

    A lot.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:32 No.18051111
    With the right potion, anyone can have tits. Just look at Keima.

    Also, suggesting we start looking into stat buffing potions during alchemy lessons. Would help any team greatly and would make us less reliant on Tea Laser (which seems to be linked to passing out)
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:34 No.18051119
    Stat-buffing, or maybe MAJAIK-replenishing, like ethers and hyper-ethers.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:34 No.18051122

    That doesn't sound like something that should be a constant theme
    >> r 02/22/12(Wed)01:35 No.18051138


    >Stat buffing tea

    Ok everyone, time for pre-combat tea!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:36 No.18051142
    Clarification I mean the genderswapping

    Alchemy support is great.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:36 No.18051145
    Ok now we sort of have to take Shinku
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)01:37 No.18051162
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    As Mike heads out of the room, you look to your left at Keima.

    "So who should we get?" you ask him as The rest of your team gathers around you.

    "Well," He begins. "Im sure this team building isnt just gonna be for paper work and mundane stuff so i have considered some people to add to our combat capabilities."

    "I'm sure that you would all agree with me on getting Sakura, she has the power to take down an experienced instructor, and our added support will make the team more effective as a whole."

    "As for the other one, I've been looking through the other's combat evaluations since the evening of the fight with Santa."

    "And i can nominate the following as the final addition to our team. Negi has shown to be about as powerful as Sakura. Shinku and Jun have the speed. Shirou has surprisingly good close range and mid-range combat capabilities. And Lily's spatial awareness far exceeds Elsie's radar."

    "All of these candidates have thier weakpoints though. Negi casts significantly slower. Lily has no combat capabilities. Jun is almost helpless without Shinku, and Shirou has the attention span and intelligence of a goldfish."

    "I leave it to you to decide."

    brb grabbing a smoke
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:38 No.18051171
    So we're waiting for LG to give us feedback from our team?


    Buy everyone a nice thermos.

    Bunny-mode to dispense mid-combat.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:40 No.18051195
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    >shirou has the attention span of a goldfish

    Vote for lily. We have a person for most roles already and with greater coverage, Keima will be more effective.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:40 No.18051198
    We have enough support classes and need some damage dealers, so Lily is out.

    Shirou is out by default.

    Sakura is in.

    Down to Negi or Shinku/Jun

    I vote Shinku/Jun
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:41 No.18051212
    rolled 69 = 69

    I vote Lilly with the intention of leaving Keima and Little huddled up together under the same tea cup.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)01:42 No.18051237
    rolled 73 = 73

    Just what I was thinking.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:43 No.18051241
    rolled 7 = 7

    Hmm, I think we can counter Jun's weakness easiest, it can be us, him and Keima flying around on a saucer.
    We don't really need both Negi and Sakura, nor do we have a pressing need for another pure support unit in Lilly. As for Shirou, he's Shirou. 'Nuf sed.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:43 No.18051246
    rolled 10 = 10

    Plus we can just stick her in the same tewacup we do Keima and Elsie, not like it'd be an added drain, but it would hugely increase our detection capability.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:44 No.18051261
    Detection is great and all but we need fighters.

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:45 No.18051270
    Right, screw Shirou, and between us and Keima we have all the support we should need so we don't need Lily that much. I'd rather go for Shinku/Jun. If we need more nuking than Sakura and our tea lasers can provide we're in deep trouble and having a speedster that doesn't require us to go bunny mode is helpful. Shinku is my vote.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:45 No.18051272
    rolled 19 = 19

    Well Sakura is a given

    Shinku isn't bad, Shirou is useless since we have 2 CC range people already and us a possible 3rd when needed.

    Lily could be interesting with the whole extended range senses thing but if she is stuck as a one trick pony then it might be a waste

    Although we can bang a blind girl, can we bang a doll?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:46 No.18051276
    rolled 97 = 97

    Fuck balance. I like Lily.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:46 No.18051281
    rolled 78 = 78

    I think we should go with Shinku.
    She's capable of aerial combat, which would mean giving Erica a wingman if dogfights, and with our alchemical potions and teas, we could buff Jun into being an effective fighter, if only for a while.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:47 No.18051289
    Not impossible.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:47 No.18051293
    Lily. Having magical AWACS will be handy. Sakura will probably have punch pretty well handled. And having more blondes in close proximity cannot be a bad thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:48 No.18051296
    This is a valid reason and I respect your choice although I disagree with it.>>18051272
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:48 No.18051298
    rolled 59 = 59

    >buff Jun
    Jekyll and Hyde stuff?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:48 No.18051302
    Kraus probably can sorta at least
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:49 No.18051309
    I like this as well. Having a non-majickal guy to experiment on or whatever isn't a bad bonus.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:49 No.18051311

    We can damn sure try. Not to mention with have tons of lolmagic to mess around with too. I'm sure we can come up with a solution to the doll thing.

    I'm voting for Sakura and Shinku myself, with Lily as a back up in case someone is unavailable or the gods smile upon us and give us another member.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:49 No.18051313

    Inb4 "Not Shirou!" from the whole group.

    "Speed or Radar I think. We've got plenty of power in the melee that adding Shirou would almost be counterproductive. Boosted awareness Is always good, but no combat abilities at all? On the field that's a liability. So Negi or Jun. Speed is nice, but the fact that that dynamic is so easily countered worries me. Negi's got power, and has decent odds of improving what he's got. But if we're already getting Sakura..... If we're looking at the long-veiw I'd have to say Negi's the safer bet, but we also have no idea what this team's going to look like in the future. We were flat out told that we've only gotten a tiny bit of our powers, and that we'll be getting stronger and more varied over time."

    "Of course, that's just hard tactical thinking. We also need to consider personality conflicts, preferred methods of operation.... If I had to vote, I'd pick Negi. But we should think about this one."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:49 No.18051314
    Shinku, none of the others fill a niche we don't already have someone in, she has speed and hopefully some jack of all trades both of which we need.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:49 No.18051321
    rolled 58 = 58

    Also, two detector units even if one is slightly shorter range means triangulation, they can find stuff easily if they split up, and if they stick together then she's not costing us any extra in magic resources cause they can just stay in the same teacup.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:50 No.18051328
    Guys, as brought up in SWQ, theres a difference between radar and spatial awareness.

    That means lily SEES EVERYTHING in her area of influence.

    Equipment loadouts, skills, terrain, everything.

    Shes ranged recon and intel gathering as well.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:50 No.18051329
    rolled 2 = 2

    honestly torn now between Lily and Jun/Shinku.

    Lily: Dedicated Rader = Awesome, and allows potential sniping from Tea Laser. Cons: we'd have two non-combat supports.

    Shinku: Speed allows better support of team-mates, can move between objectives easier and lessens need of Bunny Mode. Cons: Seem unreliable in straight up fights, would have to be used as back-up for frontline fighters.

    And they both love tea. Damn.
    Let dice decide; 1 - Lily, 2 - Shinku/Jun
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)01:50 No.18051331
    rolled 32 = 32

    I also agree with this.

    As amusing as the Shinku/Kraus interaction is, it isn't really good team dynamic.

    I'm pretty sure he can get busy with Frau because they are both Devices. Shinku is not a Device.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:50 No.18051333
    rolled 77 = 77

    Another vote for Shinku

    Besides, not choosing them for the team does not rule out having sex with them later.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:51 No.18051344
    I was >>18051293
    Changing support to >>18051313
    Good points. If we work with both him and Erica in CC, we will really have something.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:52 No.18051349
    Changing my vote to Lily.

    Particular considering the skill progression on her dedicated one-trick pony class has got to be completely nuts.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:54 No.18051377
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    > can we bang a doll?
    The internet says yes.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:54 No.18051379
    Dammit guys.

    The one time I actually come up with a good reason, come to a solid conclusion, and genuinely feel like I've made a sound decision about something in this quest.....

    Every single person other than >>18051313
    Wants to tell Negi to fuck off.

    I don't think you guys understand how awesome Negi is in the long-term.

    Also, Erica will castrate us if we try and turn the team into our personal harem.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:56 No.18051396
    rolled 6 = 6

    I'll take my chances and vote for Lily anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:57 No.18051407
    rolled 14 = 14

    >8 year old girl
    >Kamen Rider

    Admittedly, we do want to turn Keima into a girl and add her to our harem, but Erica shouldn't be expecting that.

    And Lily is a good choice, just not your choice.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:57 No.18051409
    Honestly, I'd feel a little guilty about shoving everyone awesome onto our POWER TEAM if we took Negi. Our people are solid already, let him help out some other squad become good instead of turbocharging our awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:57 No.18051414
    rolled 20 = 20

    Well really we won't be turning it into our harem since the whole universe will be our harem.

    She old be useful for AWACS for Erica though.

    And Keima will benefit greatly from the intelligence she could get for us
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:58 No.18051416

    On the contrary, she'll join in as the alpha female.
    >> Dorfboots !!6qujI7jhvLR 02/22/12(Wed)01:58 No.18051419
    Alright. I fucking can't stand Sakura. Plus Negi has bro-tential. Lets go with him and Shinku because we want to avoid bad ends.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:58 No.18051425
    I suppose have 2 artillery types to go along with our 2 front-liners and 2 support and 1 command would make things more balanced.

    But Lily's spatial awareness is pretty damn useful, especially combined with Keima's information processing abilities.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)01:58 No.18051426
    rolled 39 = 39

    Don't you get it man? Susan doesn't think with his BRAIN (I so wish I could use italics here). And that's fine with many of us.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:58 No.18051429
    rolled 48 = 48

    Lily because Keima + complete battlefield overview = instawin
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:59 No.18051432
    rolled 83 = 83

    Lets grab shinku.
    her small size and speed would prove invaluable for recon. She can also jump through mirrors, and if i remember correctly anything as suitably reflective.

    >Throw knife at enemy.
    >Enemy blocks.
    >Shinku teleports in with Gai through knife.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:59 No.18051433
    Hey, changed my vote to Negi. Negi is going to be fucking brutal long term. Only downside is the pactio thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:01 No.18051453
    rolled 26 = 26


    No need for recon with Lily on the team
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:02 No.18051462

    Oh no, we're taking the adorable little murder-machine.

    She took down one of the instructors. BY HERSELF.

    For the other option, why can't we have something really bizzare? I mean, one of our teachers is a Gorrila. There's gotta be something crazy out there.

    Why not a tentacle monster? Imagine the utility all those limbs would have! And we could use him to deal with any unwanted additions to our harem, since it's not like we aren't going to be neck deep in cute Asian ass.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:02 No.18051464
    yes, but that adds another person to look out for.
    Reducing our combat output further
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:04 No.18051479
    Information is nice but we don't want half the team to be support, we already have one pretty much non combat character, we don't need more people to protect.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:04 No.18051485
    rolled 76 = 76

    Not everything is a straight up battle.

    She'd be absolute aces for infiltration or on either side of an ambush or anything like that.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:04 No.18051486
    Anon, don't you see? If we put Negi on our team, we lose all the bitches we came to this academy for. You think getting cockblocked by Shirou is annoying? Wait 'til all the women on our team are swooning for Negi. Kid has epic charisma, and there will be jack we can do about it. Not sure we shouldn't try getting him expelled just to be safe.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:05 No.18051495
    rolled 74 = 74

    W have plenty of combat oriented people to cover that anyway.

    Hell Keima can fight we just haven't seen him do it yet, we are a jack of all trades and Gai / Amazoness are a tank and lancer respectively

    If we get someone who can see everything thanks to majaik we will be a lot more efficient than having another fighter or having to use shinku to scout
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:07 No.18051501

    >Only downside is the pactio thing.

    I have no idea what you're saying.


    I think it would be a nice boost, but I'm not sure it would be worth what we'd be giving up in exchange for that. Plus NO combat abilities?

    I know we kinda have to deal with that already, but dropping someone like Negi for slightly better radar is madness.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:07 No.18051503
    Doesn't cost us anything extra at all if she sticks with Keima like she should, we already stick him in a teacup as standard practice, sticking her in with him costs us nothing.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:08 No.18051510


    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:08 No.18051511
    We can't have Negi, he might try and even worse might succeed at obtaining the objects of our seduction. Think about it, he will charm the woman with his innocent charm before we can work our seductive butler magic. Look at the Harem he acquired in his manga/show and how acquiring a harem powers both of them up, we can't let this fox into the chicken coop.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:08 No.18051515
    Alright, you've made your point.
    Given the kinds of plans that we tend to come up with, we'll likely need Negi's artillery more than Shinku's speed.

    Changing vote from Shinku to Negi.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:11 No.18051529
    I vote for Shinku/Jun. We're already support and while Lily is better than Elsie, we don't need to tie up two slots for one role.

    We can cover Jun in a teacup shield like we do with Keima.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:11 No.18051530
    rolled 32 = 32

    The only correct answer is Lilly. We have more than enough firepower. Perfect Tactician + Perfect Radar is a combo too perfect not to have.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:11 No.18051533
    rolled 34 = 34

    We aren't talking slightly here. We are talking like realtime full 3D battlescape and who knows what else.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:12 No.18051538
    rolled 57 = 57

    Elsie is Keima's PSP, she isn't filling a slot.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:14 No.18051553
    I vote for Shinku/Jun.

    Command: Keima, in teacup fortress
    Aerial: Erica
    Tank: Amazoness
    DPS: Kamen
    Support: Us

    What we need is a debuffer. If only they had recruited Suiseiseki, her vines would be perfect.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:14 No.18051555

    So it's a radar upgrade.

    A VERY GOOD ONE, but still.

    Negi is fucking Hax man.

    I know she's a solid option, but think about what we're tossing out for that.


    We're well on our way to having TWINS.

    TWINS. This is the sort of thing most people don't even fantasize about, so god won't smite them for their hubris!

    Plus Tactics guy is slowly losing his grasp on hetro over us anyway.

    We're doing solid, and if he gets a powerboost from his bitches more the better.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:14 No.18051560
    >who knows what else.
    Maybe not just knowing everything that's going on in her detection space, but also the AWACs ability to transmit targeting solutions and the battlescape information to all members of her team?

    Combining her spatial awareness with Keima's information and tactical processing, would be like playing Final Fantasy Tactics with a strategy guide.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:18 No.18051601
    rolled 43 = 43

    You clearly never watched the anime that Negi's from. If he becomes on our team, WE WILL NEVER HAVE A BITCH AGAIN. HE WILL TAKE ALL OF THEM. HE WILL NOT EVEN TRY AND YET THEY WILL ALL INSTANTLY BE HIS. YOU ARE ABOUT TO DONE FUCK UP.

    If Keima has Lilly, he goes from being awesome to hax in ways that Negi's raw power can never compete with.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:19 No.18051603
    rolled 56 = 56

    Switch Kamen and Amazon, add Sakura as caster.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:19 No.18051607
    Elsie already fills that role. She's less a strategy guide and more a hints section, but I think that's good enough considering we've got Keima to figure shit out.

    man, we should've checked to see if they had Yagami Light or Lelouch. Then we wouldn't need a command crew.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:20 No.18051611
    rolled 89 = 89



    OH GOD.

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:20 No.18051614
    Maybe we should scout our options a bit? Ask Lilly if her spatial awareness really is a realtime map or if it just lets her see better.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:20 No.18051616
    True. Might be a good guy to pawn lolli attention off on too. Jesus, imagine him getting a pactio on all three of the little girls. Walking magical holocaust right there.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:21 No.18051628
    Holy shit, this. A thousand times this. None of us will ever agree. A consensus will never be reached.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:21 No.18051634
    rolled 3 = 3

    1 - Negi
    2 - Shinku and Jun
    3 - Lily

    I shall roll my trusty three sided die.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:23 No.18051646

    Yeah, the only 'yes' is Sakura.

    Let's scout them out and bicker a little while longer.

    We can't let OP pick, He'll pick Captain Cockblock to punish us for not deciding on our own!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:23 No.18051649
    Command: Keima, in teacup fortress
    Aerial: Erica
    Tank: Kamen
    DPS: Amazon
    Support: Us
    Caster: Sakura

    Negi would be another caster, Lily would be a dedicated AWACS, Shinku would be a Rogue, I think. High damage and maneuverability, low toughness.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)02:24 No.18051653
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    YOur whole team now around, you consider the decision you have to make.
    Everyone gives thier thoughts on the subject.

    "Amazoness like Shirou fight, but not like Shirou. Shirou dumb like rock in tree. Amazoness want fight with GreenBoy, more boom good." Amazoness states simply.

    "I vote we invite Lily-san" Gai states "Her power would provide much needed knowledge in battle. And Knowing is half the battle."

    "I'm cool with anyone else we pick. But i wouldnt mind some more aerial assistance. Shinku's levitation should fit the bill." Erica states.

    Everyone now turns to you.
    "What about you?" keima asks.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:25 No.18051665
    From the mouth of Kamen Rider himself. Lilly.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:25 No.18051667

    Gotta agree with Kamen Rider, Lily's ability would be wasted in any other team.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:25 No.18051669
    rolled 42 = 42

    Nt everything we do is going to be
    "see this shit? Blow it up"

    And even if it is what if we get something that we can't see or track otherwise.

    LG isn't gonna pull anything too dickish on us but he won't made it easy mode either
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:25 No.18051670
    Kamen rider has spoken, and referenced GI Joe, clearly he has the right of it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:26 No.18051672

    We're not going to get much of a consensus.

    Do your GM fiat.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)02:26 No.18051675
    rolled 72 = 72

    "Knowing is half the battle."
    Now really, how can you argue with that?
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/22/12(Wed)02:27 No.18051687
    Alright. Counting down from this post, the tally of votes is...
    Shinku 15
    Lily 12
    Negi 6
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:27 No.18051690
    rolled 13 = 13

    >"Knowing is half the battle"
    Yeah but she can't do shit for the other half.
    I vote Shinku.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:28 No.18051698
    I'm switching my vote from Shinku to Lilly. At the very least, we'd be keeping Keima in close quarters with a girl for extended periods of time.

    We can play matchmaker!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:28 No.18051700

    Still vote lily.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:28 No.18051701
    Lotta samefaggin in there. (Some of it me)

    I'd say start the count over from the last post and humbly request that you gentlemen only vote once from here on out.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:28 No.18051703
    rolled 53 = 53

    Actually mostly we do it's just about three people still arguing.
    most seem to be leaning towards Sakura and Lily but a couple want another magic cannon instead
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:29 No.18051706
    I think half of those Shinkus are the same person over and over. In fact, I think that for most of those. I don't think we currently have 33 players in this thread. I seriously want to abdicate our decision. We cannot make up our fucking minds.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:29 No.18051712
    Fuck it, Lily, Kamen Rider said so and I can't disagree with him.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:30 No.18051721

    Clearly they are unaware that we've gone totally catatonic, staring into space, unable to handle this shit.

    I vote we talk to the three of our proables to get a feel for them.

    Remember: we might have to bunk up with these guys on assignment. We can't hate them. (I know what we think, but this should buy us some time).

    Other option is to let the dice-gods decide.

    But if we did that that we'd have to let the OP do it. Choosing it based on our prior roll locks us into Lily, which is the main point of contention.

    So a fresh roll from OP, or we get a feel for the characters.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:30 No.18051723

    Lily supporter and i'll have to agree.

    If LG picks for us, I'll be happy with the decision.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:31 No.18051729
    Still sticking with Negi. Sakura has some amazing utility magic. Negi is slow, but is bright enough to get shit done even with a limited repetiore. I don't care for either teabitch or Jun. I could live with Lily, but am uncomfortable with our wandering eyes having somewhere else to lie in our team.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)02:31 No.18051735
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    >trusting your count.

    "Well, I say we go for Shinku." You say. "A dedicated speedster and another Aerial combatant would be useful in various situations."

    With the tie broken, the team agrees.
    Gai goes off to fetch Jun While Amazoness and Erica go out to find Sakura.

    In the corner of the quickly emptying room, you and Keima wait for them to return.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/22/12(Wed)02:31 No.18051739
    Alright. Reducing that by half...
    Shinku 7.5
    Lily 6
    Negi 3

    Factoring in New Votes/Vote Changes
    Shinku 6.5
    Lily 7
    Negi 3

    Hopefully, this will accurately represent the number of votes, and not horribly screw up.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:32 No.18051743

    I know for a fact some people voted more than once, as me and my friend have been bickering in-thread and in RL this whole time.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:32 No.18051750
    Since the last LG post we've had one each for Negi and Shinku and an assload for Lily.

    Kamen Rider changed my mind for one.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:32 No.18051751
    LG, please just pick it. While I have a definate preference in the matter, your writing has been sufficiently fun that I would probably enjoy whatever.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:33 No.18051756
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/22/12(Wed)02:33 No.18051758
    ... And too late. I think from now on, I'll be taking any vote counts and dividing by half. Less inflated votes that way.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:33 No.18051760

    That feel
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:33 No.18051762

    I find this hilarious but i'm cool with it.

    LG, you using any plugins for auto-updates?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:34 No.18051763
    GOOD ENOUGH. Not even close to the choice I wanted - in fact, it's the EXACT ONE I didn't want - but at least the shit storm is over. Let's move on, now.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:34 No.18051771
    rolled 72 = 72

    We just about banged a dude who was gender swapped, repeatedly lose out shit when kurou pops up and you are worried about another girl? We are waaaaaaaaaaaay beyond theming we should be worrying about things like that
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:35 No.18051781
    Or Ask Elsie if she recorded the dance
    [I'm sure she did though]
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:35 No.18051786

    >Trusting the count.

    It's a bickering thread. We all know that's nothing resembling an accurate count.

    We agreed to dice-gods or stall.

    I WANTED Shinku and I'm pissed.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:36 No.18051793
    rolled 17 = 17

    Have we been working on the genderswap potion? Ask him if he'd like to test it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:37 No.18051798
    It's no big deal guys. We can add Lily to the team after the Amazoness gets killed off for being a flat joke character with no chance of development.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)02:38 No.18051806
    rolled 13 = 13


    Eh, oh well.

    We haven't had time to work on it, or go beyond the basics, really. It is far too unstable in its current state.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:38 No.18051810
    Please, just let the thread move on. Shinku was the one I wanted least - by a wide margin, too - but at least we're finally done. Fucking hell, that brick of arguing was goddamn miserable. I'm going to bed now, fuck this headache, I'll read the updates in the morning and catch the next thread...
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:39 No.18051813
    rolled 37 = 37

    Yeah I would of rather had a redo with people having to take a name and vote only once or rolling over trusting the bickering votes we had.

    And what about Sakura? I thought people were arguing over who our second member was since we all agreed to have her?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:39 No.18051814

    Nite, anon.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/22/12(Wed)02:39 No.18051818
    Honestly, I hit F3/ctrl+f and then enter the various names as the search term, then count the number of highlights that follow the post I use as start. I do make sure it isn't something such as "Lol no Shinku please" or et cetera though.

    Still, it's probably not too accurate, but that'll be why I'm going to divide by half. It at least gives some idea of what the general feel is.

    Problem is accounting for same-fagging, but that can't really be helped.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)02:39 No.18051821
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    Ive been trying to dog the fucking filter they have installed on the office network.
    Last time i tried a plugin, it somehow blocked even more sites for me.

    >>18051553 Suiseiseki
    the dolls can jump dimensions by themselves.
    We just might have to watch out for flying briefcases crashing through our window.

    >now we watch Shinku and Kraus hate fuck each other to death
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:40 No.18051826

    It's done. Lets just carry on.

    Sakura was a given already.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:41 No.18051835

    Well LG, have you tried the 4chan only plugins?

    Theres those for chrome and firefox.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:41 No.18051836
    >Three solid choices.
    >One slot to fill.
    >Nobody's happy with the results.

    And it was such a nice quest.

    Bout to ask if I could vote for 'not shinku' too.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:43 No.18051855
    rolled 94 = 94

    Yeah I wasn't sure if that was the case or not though so I figured asking would be the smart course of action
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:43 No.18051857
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    >now we watch Shinku and Kraus hate fuck each other to death

    Okay, this makes the choice worth it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:46 No.18051882
    Since we're stuck with Shinku (Goddamnit all, the one I wanted least, counting Shirou) because of a horribly flawed 'vote' here's my proposal: in the event of such an event in the future, OP rolls to decide.

    If we narrow it down and can't choose, dice our narrowed field. If we're totally lost, dice.

    Note I'm not asking for a ret-con, just saying that if we lack a consensus, we should have a solid way of moving forward that can't be blamed on a miscount and/or samefagging.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:48 No.18051896
    We could always pop open an IRC channel to reduce samefagging. DragonQuest did that to solve a similar problem.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)02:49 No.18051900
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    The room now desolate except for the two of you, you turn to Keima
    "Hey can I see it again?" You ask in an impressive impersonation of his female voice.
    "See what?" He asks you flatly.
    "Goddess Mode." You reply.
    "N-no!" He blurts out. "It wasn't made just for you!"

    "You want to see it?!" Elsie enthusiastically responds from the table. "I have a recording of last night's dance!"
    She then projects a full sized hologram of the two of you dancing. You in your white suit, and Keima in his goddess mode.
    "It's soooooooooo romantic." She squees

    Keima quickly grabs his errant PSP off the desk and stuffs it in his pocket, effectively ending the projection.
    He pulls you by your collar and gives you a sharp look."Tell no-one!"

    Erica, Amazoness and Sakura walk into the room.
    "Ohhohoho, what's all this then?" Your angel asks
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:49 No.18051903
    that is a good idea
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:49 No.18051905

    IRC channels usually mean a large drop in thread participation.

    Lets not. I like it the way it is.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:49 No.18051906
    rolled 72 = 72

    That is a very good point, forgot about that whole episode, only problem I can see if LG being at work might not allow irc
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:50 No.18051915
    rolled 39 = 39

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:51 No.18051919
    rolled 43 = 43


    "One of the last dances last night."

    /give that clueless Hayate smile.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:51 No.18051920

    *hip throw*
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:51 No.18051925
    rolled 51 = 51

    Keima about to hate fuck me

    With the biggest troll grin possible
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:51 No.18051928
    God-DAMN there's another shitstorm brewing over the last-one having a terrible resolution.

    At this point I think the OP should go back and fucking roll for it, and that's where we go.

    Agreeing with >>18051882

    Here, we need to at least have a go-to if this shit happens again.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:52 No.18051929
    rolled 7 = 7

    "NO HOMO"
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:52 No.18051932

    Nothing nothing. Elsie was just telling me a story of Kemia. He doesn't wan anyone too know so my lips are sealed.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:53 No.18051941
    rolled 86 = 86

    Ok this is better than my idea of >>18051919 so changing my vote
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:53 No.18051943
    rolled 15 = 15

    We didn't have a shitstorm, we had a calm and polite discussion while OP went for a smoke.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:53 No.18051947
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    rolled 45 = 45

    Good grief folks, I know we're all coming off a SWQ high but MC and Susan are two different people.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:55 No.18051959
    rolled 60 = 60

    Yes, and?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:55 No.18051961

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:56 No.18051970
    rolled 73 = 73

    "What do you mean?"
    play safe, hope she didnt see the holo
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:59 No.18051999




    We are subtle, classy, and would never fuck one of our friends like that.

    So we lie to them. Something that deflects attention away from him.

    "I can keep secrets."

    Something like that would throw everyone off, and reassure our friend, who is currently freaking out.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/22/12(Wed)02:59 No.18052001
    This. This works. Dice are probably a better solution.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:00 No.18052012
    Considering we're putting together a combat team, CQC is a totally viable excuse.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:01 No.18052019

    Throwing away established character "4 lulz" is the problem here.
    >> Dorfboots !!6qujI7jhvLR 02/22/12(Wed)03:01 No.18052022
    rolled 53 = 53

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:01 No.18052025
    rolled 89 = 89

    >and would never fuck one of our friends like that.
    Like what? What the fuck are you going on about?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:02 No.18052028
    rolled 70 = 70

    That our character while not in butler mode hasn't been trolling people subtly?

    We do that classy shit when we are suited up otherwise we are us from the first thread who took majaik powers for bitches and money
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:04 No.18052048

    Nothing, why? What does it look like?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)03:05 No.18052060
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    "Showing him the basics OF CQC." you answer her. And you attempt a weak hipthrow on Keima.
    Keima unsurprisingly is able to resist this.

    "I see... Looked like you two were about to have an angry make0out session to me." She says "Anyway, Here's Sakura."
    "Yay! I'll be happy to work with you guys. IllbeEXPLODINGstuff.andthenillusemyCARDS.andthenwellbeWINNING!"

    Gai now walks in with Jun, he is carrying shinku around in his arms.

    "Good afternoon guys." Jun says. "Gai-san told us about you wanting us for your group. We'll be happy to work with you guys."

    The group now assembled spends a few minutes in chatting and getting to know each other further.

    As the sun sets in the window, Gai and Keima take thier leave.
    The others do so as well.


    Are we sinking?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:07 No.18052073

    Yeah, I'll second (third?) this.

    I'll admit the Shinku thing is more of a personal thing (What with bullshit related to that show almost ruined all Anime forever for me), but I really REALLY didn't want him. And a bad count of the vote fucked me hard whereas the dice seem like a really appropriate way to solve things.

    We can curse the Dice gods, it's much better than cursing our fellow questers.

    Hell, I'd go as far as to actually retcon and roll for this since it's had no-impact on the quest itself yet, but if people are worried about that stirring up shit then I'll let it lie.

    But even people who wanted Shinku thought it was bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:07 No.18052077
    rolled 22 = 22

    Nah people are still pissy over the outcome
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:08 No.18052078
    rolled 20 = 20

    What's the weather like tonight? I'm thinking rooftop dinner for Erica and Ursula as an apology for SUDDENLY, PORN.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:08 No.18052079
    rolled 11 = 11



    Research into books for alchemy and majiks
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:09 No.18052088
    Tea time with Jun and Shinku
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:09 No.18052095
    rolled 66 = 66


    Rolling for bumping into Ursula down in R&D
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)03:09 No.18052096
    rolled 89 = 89

    Newly expanded team dinner, inviting Ursula, as well.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:09 No.18052097
    I think it's time for our alchemy lessons, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:10 No.18052098
    Also yeah we're at 374 posts and autosaging.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:10 No.18052102

    Seems like we are.

    Need to go see the alchemist to work on our potency. If you know what i mean.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:10 No.18052103
    rolled 69 = 69

    >even people who wanted
    One guy who wanted.
    You people are being pretty autistic about this; end of the day, it's OP's quest and he can do whatever the fuck he likes. He doesn't need our permission, and he doesn't have to follow our advice.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:10 No.18052105
    Alchemy lessons.

    If we could alter our tea-laser to have different effects in battle based on the potion Kraus is currently using, we drastically increase our effectiveness.

    Heal-ray, death-dray, pain-ray, freeze-ray, the options are endless.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:12 No.18052119
    rolled 79 = 79

    Except when he ASKS for it.

    And one guy posted, I wouldn't of minded shinku or engine and I thought it was bullshit as well
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:13 No.18052125

    At this point I'd support a ret-con/roll for that just to shut them up.

    I'll admit it was borked, and It'd be nice to have something so it doesn't happen again, but goddamn.

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:13 No.18052134
    rolled 79 = 79

    Fuck this shitty tablet and it's autocorrect, I meant Negi
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:13 No.18052137
    Yes, this. Check in with Erica so she isn't waiting up for us.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:14 No.18052140
    I think it is really only one or two guys.

    I am over it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)03:18 No.18052175
    I'm a bit disappointed in the end result, but it's done. Sure I would have preferred Lilly, but I'm okay with Shinku, 'cause even with the conflicts with Kraus, that shit'll be fuckin' glorious.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:20 No.18052192
    rolled 5 = 5

    Yeah the hate fucking each other to death will be amusing.

    That and I am interested in how she will react to Sakura
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:20 No.18052201
    Erica said no plans tonight, it's tonight so we head back to the room and wait for her.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:23 No.18052221

    >pretty autistic about this

    I'm going to play the devil's advocate here, just because people throwing around shit like 'autism' derogatorily without reason pisses me off.

    Let's go over this:

    >OP gives us a choice to make.
    >People bicker about the choices.
    >Eventually, a vote is tallied.
    >Vote is clearly flawed, consensus not reached, warnings are put out, alternate methods of resolving it discussed.
    >Too late, OP took the flawed tally and rolled with it, not knowing any better.
    >People are upset, for multiple reasons.
    >To avoid future issues, suggestions are made, OP is asked to weigh in.
    >Some people ask for a quick do-over with these new methods before it's too late, due to unsatisfactory resolution.

    And then you 'duuur autism'.

    Personally, I give no shits in any direction, but because I enjoy this game, I would like to see this potential issue addressed so that it doesn't hurt the game and the experience like it did just now.

    And it is a game, and interactive adventure. meaning the dynamic is give and take, and the OP needs to let us play the character(s) we are given, in the same way we need to respect rules and ruleings he has laid down.

    All this will lead to is a better game for all, and the sooner we can agree to something, the sooner we can move on.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)03:25 No.18052240
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    You decide to head down to R&D for some quick alchemy lessons form Ryuu.

    You make your way to the other side of the quad and get inside the squat dome that lays on top of the huge underground complex that makes up the Bureau's R&D branch.

    You press the the call button for an elevator and wait.

    The doors open, You hear an "EEEP!" and see Ursula trying to mash the elevator's buttons inside.

    [ ] apologize
    [ ] take another elevator.
    [ ] jump in
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:26 No.18052252
    rolled 19 = 19

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:26 No.18052254
    rolled 57 = 57

    Apologize [X]

    We can't let things get out of hand
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:27 No.18052258
    Jump in.

    Quickly say, don't worry, this time I won't make out with you unless you ask.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)03:27 No.18052261
    rolled 64 = 64

    Jump in, and Apologize. Assure her we have no real intention of doing anything before she is ready.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:28 No.18052262
    rolled 49 = 49


    Jump in, but apologize afterward.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:28 No.18052269
    Take the next one. Apologize and bow. We can deal with her bashfulness later
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)03:29 No.18052276
    rolled 93 = 93

    Quite possibly not in those words, for I have a bit of the dumb, I think.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)03:30 No.18052289
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    Okay, next time a clear concencus is not made for a voting situation, ill roll a die.

    I apologize for any rage this has caused.
    although i must admit that i am glad to have been able to oversee a game that is able to actually draw some emotional response from the players

    [can i claim GM fiat for now?]
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:30 No.18052291

    Yeah, let's take a moment and just settle this right now.

    For the retcon thing, I'm not too happy about the situation, but I could live with it. I'll go either way.

    But we DO need something just so this shit doesn't happen again.

    I like the idea in >>18051882

    When we end up in a situation where we can't come to a consensus we have the OP roll for it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)03:32 No.18052303

    And you have totally yanked on my heart strings, I'll admit.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:34 No.18052325
    rolled 27 = 27

    No need for a retcon. Let's just roll with it and keep going.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:34 No.18052330
    Folks: Jumping in seems a touch too forward, especially after seeing a video of herself apparently making out with us. Give her a little time to recover.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:34 No.18052333

    I can live with it.

    I'm upset that the only person I hated more the Shirou out of the choices won, but I can cope.

    If, IF mind you, you wanted to ret-con, now is pretty much the only time you can, before the choice affects anything.

    That said, I'm fine to let it lie if it's gonna be a big deal. I'm just happy that we can avoid this shit in the future.


    Jump in. We need to nip this in the bud.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:34 No.18052334
    Jump in, apologize.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:36 No.18052348
    [ ] apologize
    like a boss
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)03:37 No.18052353
    Nah, we're taking the initiative to apologize, now. We give her as much space as we can in the elevator, but we're not gonna draw this out any longer than we have to.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:37 No.18052356
    rolled 27 = 27

    It's cool mang, nobody is raging.
    But please keep Shinku, her and Kraus will be hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:37 No.18052357
    We get in the elevator, apologize, and ride it to our floor while keeping our hands to ourselves.

    If she gets up in our business, great, if not, still great.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:37 No.18052361
    Sounds good
    Jump In while Apologizing
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:37 No.18052364
    I'm all up for teasing her. Advance slowly until she's back against a wall. Then just lean back and wait for your floor.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:37 No.18052365

    >Making out with us.

    Actually, it was all but said it was hard-core amateur porno, IIRC.

    That said, we need to jump in.

    Talk to her, apologize.

    Make sure she understands that we knew it wasn't her before we pounced, thought her sister would know better than to invite her to watch it, etc.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:38 No.18052377
    Not your fault. Each character has a lot of fans of their particular series and their divergent abilities make the choice even more controversial. Thanks for running this.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:40 No.18052388

    I'd like the retcon/dice, but I won't push it if people don't want it.

    I'm happy it won't happen again at least.


    Jump in. We need to sort this out now, before it becomes an issue later.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)03:41 No.18052398
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    You jump in before the doors fully close again.
    Ursula wedges herself into a corner of the small compartment.

    You turn to face her and give her a deep bow.
    "Miss Ursula, I apologize for any discomfort the situation your sister and I have put you in earlier at lunch."
    you straighten up and look her in the eyes.
    "I take full responsibility for not warning Erica about what was on the tape. Please feel free to dish out any punishment on this humble servant."

    "N-no. I was just surprised." She says "I don't want to punish you or anything."
    She then adds in a small voice, "I-i know you and Erica like each other a lot, and i can't stop you from doing those things."

    The door opens and she heads out into a lobby.
    "Again, I'm sorry" You apologize humbly.
    "I forgive you." She says as she walks away.

    The doors close and you head down to Ryuu's bar.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:43 No.18052420
    rolled 90 = 90

    >and i can't stop you from doing those things
    No matter how much she wants to.
    Obviously, we're going to have to talk to Erica about this.
    For now, SCIENCE!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:44 No.18052425
    rolled 37 = 37

    I bet if we rolled 90-100 she was gonna lose it and screw us in the elevator

    Wonder how mike would of reacted to that
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)03:44 No.18052427
    Damnit, why do I feel like we fucked up?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:45 No.18052438

    A bit Cordial, but it's nice to have that sorted out.

    I get the feeling she's going to be a little bit awkward around us.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:48 No.18052458
    Twincest might no longer be in our future. Then again, might still be.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)03:48 No.18052462
    She's just seen evidence that we've been fucking her sister, I'd think so.

    I wish at the end we'd stopped her, and said, "Ursula, I like you, too." or something similar.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)03:48 No.18052463
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    see the sample flowchart i posted earlier.
    You did quite well in the general direction.
    I have expanded upon that now.

    Seeing taht we all have great emotional investment in erica /possible ursula, ive modified it accordingly.

    [yes, I too am an erica fag.]

    <You guys might remember this situation
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:50 No.18052479
    Your flowcharts are solid gold.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)03:51 No.18052493
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:52 No.18052497

    Because we sorta did.

    I've dated girls like that before. That excessive shyness is one part defense mechanism, one part psychological problem.

    You need to push to get them to open up, but if you fuck up you have potentially ruined everything. It's the same feeling you get when you have to cross a mine-field with a time limit.

    So the fuck-up was the tape.

    We gave Ursula an eyeful when we meant it as a prank for her sister, who COULD take the joke.

    We are currently in damage control mode. My vote is we talk to Erica about this later, see if she'd be willing to help us repair the bridge we burnt with atomic fire.

    That's later though. Right now, we got alchemy to learn.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:52 No.18052499
    rolled 50 = 50

    We need to talk to Erica about it first.
    It's not exactly emergency-grade drama, but we certainly shouldn't let it fester.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:55 No.18052517

    God, that makes me wish I still had the one flowchart WHM drew for that one quest thread.

    It was a giant mess of "Oh Shit Son" and "You have now fucked up" to see how badly it was like a 50/50 split between ebonics and profanity.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:57 No.18052531
    rolled 4 = 4

    We should have just followed and make out with her.
    >> TWINS! TWINS! 02/22/12(Wed)03:57 No.18052532

    >Not Emergency Grade



    >duo cuties

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)03:58 No.18052540
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    You arrive at Ryuu's bar, Johnny opens the door for you before you even knock.

    "Good evening Hayate, back for lessons I see?"
    "Yes Ryuu-san." You answer as you grab a stool.
    "Okay, first things first." He says as he takes a small knife from under the bar.
    "Take this and cut yourself."

    Next time on MSQ: Bloody Mary.

    [are you guys good with me going into OVER TIME or should i continue tomorrow?]
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)03:59 No.18052544
    No, he's right. It doesn't really require immediate action, and it can't hurt to get some consultation from qualified personages. Being Erica and Ryuu, for example.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)04:00 No.18052550
    I gotta go to bed, tomorrow, please.

    or, make a new thread right soon, if you're going into OVER TIME.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)04:00 No.18052555

    I am down for OVERTIME
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)04:00 No.18052558

    I'm fine either way.

    Raring to go myself, but if you need to sleep or something.

    Also, fyi? SWQ can go fuck itself, this quest is DIAMONDS.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)04:01 No.18052562
    rolled 15 = 15

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)04:02 No.18052571
    rolled 55 = 55

    I can not into writing with phone
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)04:03 No.18052576

    Keep going mate, if you're up it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)04:04 No.18052591
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    Still at work. leaving in about 30 mins.

    Overtime will start in about an hour and a half.
    [when i get home]

    YOu should see the bullshit ones i put together back in college.
    Fucking things wasted a shitload of iink and only ended in [FUCK YOU] and [SLEEP WITH THE TEACHER]

    >goddamn keima why are you so delicious?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)04:05 No.18052597
    rolled 22 = 22


    Btw LG am right in guessing you are a fellow Ausfsag?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)04:07 No.18052610
    I wish my college experience had gone more like that, though I could probably make a pretty good flowchart illustrating how long it took me to stumble into my current relationship.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)04:08 No.18052616
    Well it is 4 am here and I've got class at 8 so I'll look for it tomorrow then.

    Good stuff as always.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)04:09 No.18052626
    rolled 91 = 91

    Is overtime going to be in new thread?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)04:09 No.18052629

    Apparently, there's a trap manga with him on Fakku.

    I haven't read it myself, I just happened to spot it on my way by, so to speak.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)04:09 No.18052630
    rolled 80 = 80

    My college experience was quite an easy one to flow chart.

    One path lead to "Eacape with sanity intact"

    The rest lead to "Fuck You go insane"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)04:09 No.18052631
    >hour and a half till part 2
    Welp, hope I can find it in the morning.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)04:10 No.18052636
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    Im from the philippines.
    Time zones are pretty close.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)04:12 No.18052651
    rolled 48 = 48

    Yeah it always is

    Sort of like stumbling over that SW dojin with Erica?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)04:12 No.18052654
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    Yes, new thread

    See you in an hour and a half guys.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)04:12 No.18052656
    >Hour and a half.

    It's only midnight in Alaska, and I'm not getting any sleep until at least 6.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)04:21 No.18052713

    I haven't seen that one actually.

    It should be noted that I found the manga on Fakku before this quest existed, and I knew what the source manga was.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)05:54 No.18053290
    rolled 89 = 89


    New thread here.

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