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    90 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST : Bloody Mary Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)05:31 No.18053129  
    Majaik, elegance, and an angry teaset. We have it all.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    You arrive at Ryuu's bar, Johnny opens the door for you before you even knock.

    "Good evening Hayate, back for lessons I see?"
    "Yes Ryuu-san." You answer as you grab a stool.
    "Okay, first things first." He says as he takes a small knife from under the bar."Take this and cut yourself."


    =-=-=-=AND NOW=-=-=-=
    You take the knife he has offered.
    "excuse me, Ryuu?" you ask him perplexed, "Cut myself?"
    "Yes. Do it however you want." he replies "But i want to see some blood."

    [ ] cut, small, where?
    [ ] cut, deep, where?
    [ ] nope
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)05:32 No.18053141
    Actually, small cut to palm of left hand.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)05:39 No.18053174
    rolled 60 = 60


    Seems like we can hide that well enough if we can't heal it straight away, so seconded.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)05:40 No.18053181
    rolled 29 = 29

    [x] cut small. palm of left hand.

    As mentioned above
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)05:41 No.18053186

    Look at him.

    Best "What the fuck" face we can manage. Slowly quirk an eyebrow, squint a little.

    Comply, but be visably confused, scared, and a little weirded out.

    Also >>18053141

    Works for me. We're right handed, and it's not too deep.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)05:46 No.18053231
    Small cut, index finder of left hand.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)05:52 No.18053274
    rolled 19 = 19

    Go for the heart Jackie
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)05:53 No.18053276
    Yeah, this seems the better option.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)05:58 No.18053314
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    "Ooookay..." you say as you comply, still confused with the command.
    You take the knife and cut the palm of your left hand, wincing a little as steel bit into flesh.

    "Okay, for your first lesson, i'll try and teach you how to make a potion that will heal light wounds."
    he begins to explain as you hold a handkerchief to your bleeding hand.

    He takes a shaker from under the bar and pours in some water from the tap.

    "Alchemy, as I've explained to you the last time is the modification of materiel. Potion crafting goes beyond that. Potions are modified materiels that modify the states of whatever they are applied to."

    He manipulates the shaker in his hands.
    "Alchemy like most majaik are controlled by your subconscious. But, potions need to be willed into effectiveness."

    He transfers the now blue liquid into a martini glass.
    "And to will a potion into existence takes concentration and visualization. Emotions also play into this by allowing you to focus your minds eye. In the end, most potions are basically your emotions in liquid form."

    "This healing potion uses me visualizing your wound getting better and my memories and feelings of a time when I also had a similar injury."
    He then hands you the glass, and motions for you to drink it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:01 No.18053335
    rolled 63 = 63

    > "Alchemy like most majaik are controlled by your subconscious.we wanted Kuro.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:01 No.18053340
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:02 No.18053344

    Martini glass?

    Drain it in one go, like a long, smooth, sip.

    If we're doing classy bartender lessons, we aren't going to bolt down the contents of a martini glass.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:03 No.18053351


    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:03 No.18053355
    rolled 86 = 86

    Did we actually figure that out earlier? No problem if not I was just under the assumption we were ambidexterous as all good butlers should be.

    And somewhere small on a finger so we could pass it off as a cooking / training mistake
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)06:05 No.18053360
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    You drink the blue liquid, surprised to find it tasting a lot like a glass of tears.

    You see your left hand glow, and feel a warmth rush through it. The scratches on your back also experience a similar warmth.

    Taking the bloodsoaked handkerchief off, you find your hand healed as if nothing happened to it.

    "Of course you know what I always say, Experience over Information." He says as he steps out from behind the bar and motions you in his place.

    As you stand behind the bar, Ryuu takes the knife and runs it along the vein in his left forearm.

    "Now it's your turn"
    Blood begins to pour.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:05 No.18053365
    rolled 22 = 22


    I am not looking forward to learning how to make a potion of Cure Fatal Wound...
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:07 No.18053371
    rolled 65 = 65

    Shit son. He's going all out to motivate us.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:08 No.18053372
    rolled 18 = 18

    Let's do this; like a butler.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:10 No.18053382
    rolled 61 = 61

    Let's make the magic happen.

    Don't panic, fast, sure, even movements, while humming some little jazz number.

    We remember the beating those thugs gave us for our tenth birthday quite clearly, shouldn't be too hard with that jaunty damn tune stuck in our head.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:11 No.18053387
    rolled 84 = 84

    So not going to end well. Next we're making reverse kuro potion
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:13 No.18053397
    rolled 93 = 93


    Maybe a percolator would be better for potion making than a teapot, since percolators actively push the stuff you want out of the ingredients.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)06:14 No.18053399
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    As you begin to panic at the absurd situation, Ryuu calmly directs you in what to do.

    "Now Hayate, take some normal water and put it in any container. I just used the shaker because the motions help me to concentrate."

    You take the shaker as well, and run it under the tap.

    "Now as you agitate the water I want you to focus your majaik on to it. As you do so, i want you to think of my arm as it looked like healed."
    Not wanting to fail your teacher you visualize the fuck out of his arm.
    Ryuu feels the flow of majaik, "Good. Now Im sure you may not have had a similar wound to this that you can draw a memory on."
    "So I want you to think back to any recent pain."

    Still concentrating hard you begin to search your brain for a memory to use.

    ****Roll 1d100****
    Best of first 5
    What memory do you use?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:14 No.18053400
    rolled 6 = 6

    Just do what Ryuu said: visualize the wound and its healing process, put your emotions in in it, etc
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:16 No.18053408

    >We remember the beating those thugs gave us for our tenth birthday quite clearly, shouldn't be too hard with that jaunty damn tune stuck in our head.

    Is it wrong that the offhand cheerful way that you laid that out made me laugh?

    Just him having a flashback, beat to shit in a damp alleyway, thanks some deity or another that it wasn't as bad as last year's 'reminder'. Cut back to the group in an awkward silence after Hayate soundly wins the "Worst Childhood" contest.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:16 No.18053410
    rolled 38 = 38

    The time during when we were doing carpentry odd-jobs, we accidentally sliced a gash along our arm. Not deep, but it stung like hell.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:16 No.18053413
    rolled 32 = 32

    Erica beating the shit out of us of course.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:17 No.18053415
    rolled 91 = 91

    Erica's feet on our junk
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:17 No.18053417
    rolled 100 = 100


    Nightmares of when we could've had our organs harvested to pay off our parent's debt.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:17 No.18053418
    rolled 86 = 86



    Bonus awkward points when he asks when the music we were humming was from.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:18 No.18053423
    rolled 59 = 59

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:18 No.18053424
    rolled 42 = 42


    >trying to beat with the pain of being abandoned to organ leggers by our parents
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:19 No.18053429
    >rolls 100
    >doesn't use physical pain
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:20 No.18053432
    rolled 13 = 13

    That 100 will probably make something that could cure cancer
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:20 No.18053433
    rolled 42 = 42

    Would'ave been funny to have seen this happen
    Good roll.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:22 No.18053437
    rolled 36 = 36

    He only concentrated on Ryuu's hand though.
    We heal the fuck out of that hand so well, it turns into gold.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:22 No.18053438

    Part of me wonders if we like Erica because she hurts us the LEAST of the various people we've been close to.

    As soon as Erica gets a more detailed account of our childhood I think she's going to drop the bondage stuff.

    "Why didn't you say it bothered you?"
    "Compared to being set on fire it wasn't that bad. Wait, are you telling me that sort of thing isn't normal?"
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:24 No.18053449

    Yeah, we're going to turn Hayate's tragic childhood into an awkward comedy goldmine.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:24 No.18053451
    rolled 32 = 32

    I'm pretty sure we like Erica because she was the first one to fall on our dick
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:25 No.18053460
    I'm pretty sure we like Erica because she's fucking hot.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:25 No.18053461
    And it probably has something to do with SWQ.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:27 No.18053468
    rolled 15 = 15

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:28 No.18053474
    rolled 54 = 54

    Actually I think it's largely because we've had the most time spent with her and she was the most forthcoming girl about what she wanted

    This too
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:28 No.18053476

    >The time my girlfriend almost neutered me on accident.
    >The time my parents tried to off me via-organ market to cover their debts.
    >The time I was beaten in a dark alleyway on my tenth birthday because my parents pissed off a loan-shark.

    I'm trying to laugh and cry at the same time.

    This has never happened before. Oh god, what else happened? Did he meet santa and get refused presents as a child?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:28 No.18053477
    rolled 51 = 51

    Fucking ahot didn't qjote
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:29 No.18053485
    rolled 24 = 24

    >Oh god, what else happened? Did he meet santa and get refused presents as a child?

    Hahaha, it's even better. Santa refused to give him presents because "Your parents are poor".
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:31 No.18053495


    [yeah, a shitty dub but what can you do?]
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:31 No.18053500
    rolled 17 = 17

    No Santa handed his ass to him during training though
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:32 No.18053502

    That's terrible and hilarious.

    Holy shit.

    We did pretty much gloss over the bad stuff.

    Kinda wonder how she'd react to that knowledge.


    >Did he meet santa and get refused presents as a child?

    Exactly that happened actually.

    It happened in the Anime. He asked Santa why he never got anything for Christmas, since he was so good, and Santa said that poor kids who's parents didn't love them don't deserve a happy Christmas.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)06:33 No.18053508
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    Your thoughts begin to shift to the feelings of when you found that letter from your parents. The crushing feeling of pain, betrayal and defeat. The realization that the world must be out to destroy you.

    You pour your feelings into the potion you're making.
    "No need to look so grim," Ryuu says from across the bar "Tis but a flesh wound."

    You feel the potion change, and take shape.
    Thinking that it's suitable prepared, you pour it out into another glass and hand it off to Ryuu.

    "Now tell me." he asks you as he peers at the blue liquid in the glass he's holding. "How confident are you that this will work?"

    And give me a responce.

    >brb making dinner.
    >time for riceballs i guess.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:33 No.18053512

    When he makes a potion of hate, that draught will be a black constantly bubbling drink giving off a terrible miasme.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:35 No.18053521
    rolled 5 = 5

    "I am confident that it has some very potent memories poured into it, and that it will work."

    We included the part where those feelings went away, right? Because that's the HEALING part of a healing potion.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:35 No.18053522
    rolled 24 = 24


    "Fairly confident. If it works as you mention, this should be smoothing on the soul as well."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:35 No.18053523
    rolled 13 = 13

    It will heal you back to baby.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:36 No.18053528
    rolled 10 = 10

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:36 No.18053529
    rolled 86 = 86

    I am certain this potion will be able to cure anything which ails you
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:36 No.18053531
    rolled 62 = 62

    "I have no idea what I'm doing, lol."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:36 No.18053532

    So let me get this straight, Santa told him to fuck off as a child, and later PERSONALLY slapped the shit of all his friends, and possibly the only people who were ever nice to him.

    At some point, somebody needs to find out our life-story.

    I know we'll downplay it, but I need to see how they react.

    Erica in particular should be priceless.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:36 No.18053534
    rolled 75 = 75

    Hah, this
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:36 No.18053536
    rolled 93 = 93

    Shit guys. wtf

    Although this seems fitting being that it's just the first time we are actually making a proper potion
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:38 No.18053547
    rolled 42 = 42

    "This will cure you I think. Turns out I know a thing or two about pain."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:38 No.18053549
    rolled 65 = 65

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:39 No.18053557
    rolled 58 = 58

    Oh he didn't just slap our shit.

    He destroyed it, from us nearly killing ourselves to hit him we singed his beard.

    Anyway the one who told him that shit was a mall Santa this was the real one
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:42 No.18053565
    rolled 26 = 26

    Abdolutely fucking certain.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:44 No.18053574
    rolled 22 = 22


    OH WOW, Hate Potion Tea Laser... That's like Nanoha+Sakura tier powerful.

    P.S.: Since we'll probably stop using tea with it very soon, should we call it a Steam Laser or something?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:46 No.18053585

    Methinks Landing Gear greatly enjoyed Bartender
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:50 No.18053599
    rolled 46 = 46


    It is a good manga after all
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:56 No.18053616
    rolled 43 = 43

    Uh.... LG, you there man?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:57 No.18053620
    rolled 11 = 11

    He said he is making dinner
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)06:58 No.18053622

    Call it the Steam Beam, if only for the Magicka reference.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)07:02 No.18053642
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    "Truthfully, I don't have much confidence that this will work. This is my first time of actually making a potion after all."

    "Fair enough," Ryuu says as he drinks the contents in one smooth draw

    You see the wound in his arm glow. When the light clears, there is a reddish scar where it was.

    "Hmnn," Ryuu says as he looks at his arm "Very good for your first time. I've seen people make potions that did very little in a similar situation as yours."

    He stands up off the stool and joins you behind the bar.

    "Now, let me teaach you how to make a mean Grashopper." he says as he grabs some mint liquor off the shelf.

    Time passes. And too soon, it is time to leave.
    As you head out of the bar you bid farewell to Ryuu and Johnny.
    You step out into the dimly lit corridor and spot the time on a clock in the wall.

    Yes, I did enjoy it a lot.

    >make riceballs, out of Nori
    >rice only. salt only.
    >still delicious
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:03 No.18053649
    rolled 46 = 46

    Message Erica, we need to talk about Ursula.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:03 No.18053651
    rolled 27 = 27

    Is it too late to visit the Doctor?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:03 No.18053654
    Schmerz Beam, to keep the German theme in.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:04 No.18053657
    rolled 26 = 26


    I like Steam Beam so much, I'm angry at my past self for not thinking of it.

    Maybe we should try and find a Tea-fu sifu to teach us close combat skills.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:05 No.18053658

    Before we leave, see if we can grab a book on potions before leaving.

    After that... bed, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:05 No.18053660
    rolled 73 = 73

    Is there any Wayne can gauge our majaikal usage? Because I would like to see if it is our powers suck us dry due to being massive energy sinks or we have a different problem.

    Otherwise let's see what Erica and Ursula are up to, maybe make dinner for them in apology if they aren't busy
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:05 No.18053661
    Find Erica. Dapper sex.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:07 No.18053670
    rolled 93 = 93

    Fuck I hate as autocorrect
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:07 No.18053671
    rolled 97 = 97

    Never too late for the doctor. He could even drop us off at yesterday.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:08 No.18053677
    rolled 17 = 17

    Hey yeah let's go fuck with our own head by turning up yesterday and saying something cryptic
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)07:08 No.18053679
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    Okay since i noticed some people getting confused i'll try and list the dramatis personae we have so far

    Device: Kraus [teapot]
    Familiar: jakob [rabbit]

    Erica Hartmann
    Device: Frau [hat]

    Ursula Hartmann
    Device: Victor [pen]

    Device: Elsie [psp/teenage girl projection]

    Device: Stick [spear]

    Shirou Emiya
    Device: Excalibur [sword]
    Alternate Persona: Kurou-san

    KamenRider /Karate Gai
    Device: Cyclone [belt/motorbike]

    Device: Domingo [pimpcane]

    Negi Springfield
    Device: unnamed [staff]
    Familiar: Camo [rabbit]

    Device: Johnny [bar]

    The Doctor
    Device: Unnamed [Tardis]
    Companion: River Song
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:14 No.18053693
    So.... Current plan is:

    -Grab Alchemy book.
    -Visit Doctor.
    -Have Doctor drop you off a couple of hours before you arrived.
    -Go visit Ursula

    Sound solid chaps?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:15 No.18053698
    rolled 17 = 17

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:16 No.18053701

    By Ursula, I meant Erica.

    Whatever. Deal with the whole TWINS situation.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:16 No.18053704
    Do you think the Doctor will do it? He may be reluctant to mess with time for other's trivial matters.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:17 No.18053707
    rolled 56 = 56

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:18 No.18053713
    rolled 37 = 37

    We ask nicely. If no, then plead to River's romanticist side
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:19 No.18053715

    Hah ha!

    Good old Freudian slip, when you say one thing but mean your mother.

    We all kinda knew what you were on about though.

    When we meet the Doctor, we need to make all sorts of time jokes. And then realize he's a time-traveler.

    "Come at a bad time?"

    "Hopefully this won't take too long."

    "All the time in the world."

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:23 No.18053729
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    rolled 56 = 56

    > hah ha
    Pic related
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:24 No.18053732

    He has more than once, gone on TARDIS assisted Holiday.

    Once he bought tickets to an Opera. Six months in advance, to guarantee the good seats.

    Then he stepped in and out of his Phone booth and went to the show.

    Or the time he assembled a choir of talented musicians through time to serenade a dinner date with River.

    Or the fact that he routinely replenishes his money supplies by betting on events he knows the outcome to.

    Or the time when the stress of one situation got him so bad he checked out for a week to think it through and then came back two seconds after he left to finish fixing the problem.

    These are all canon by the way.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:27 No.18053746

    Bonus points if he dosen't realize we don't know.

    Awkward silence after realizing you spent the last hour cracking time jokes without realizing you're standing in a time machine.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)07:28 No.18053748
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    >Okay i'll try and follow that.

    You decide to head to the library to check out some basic alchemy texts.
    There you find a huge expanse of shelves as far as the eyes can see. Shelves tower over you for hundreds of feet, with no ladders in sight.
    Slightly over whelmed by all this you head to the librarian's desk for some help.

    There, seated behind the fine wooden counter you find ________________

    **** WHO DO YOU SEE? ***
    Best of five rolls
    [and i hope to god its not obscure as fuck]
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)07:29 No.18053750
    >the time he assembled a choir of talented musicians through time to serenade a dinner date with River

    When did this happen?
    or was it just mentioned in passing?

    Also goddamn, next season when?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:29 No.18053751
    rolled 78 = 78

    Don't forget going back in time to give a tie to make a point.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:29 No.18053753

    So he'd probably be down with helping us fix our relationship SNAFU?

    I mean, his whole thing is helping people. If him taking a couple of seconds to give us a boost does that then I think he'd do it without hesitating.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:32 No.18053765
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    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:32 No.18053766
    rolled 28 = 28


    There were a couple of off-hand mentions to it. One was when they went to rescue Amy and Rory went to recruit her for the cause.

    She said that her and the Doctor had just gone for a cruise around 1700's venice whilst being serenades by Stevie Wonder.


    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:33 No.18053769
    rolled 18 = 18


    Roll Dem bones.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:34 No.18053771
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:34 No.18053773
    You need to actually suggest someone
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:34 No.18053775
    rolled 46 = 46


    Any chance of a snappy musical number in our future, by the way?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:35 No.18053776
    rolled 87 = 87

    Paul the Octopus
    He's still alive, after all and uses his Octopus intelligence and precognition to aid the users of the library.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:35 No.18053778
    This is a perfect place to find a quiet library type girl. Unfortunately I have no ideas.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:36 No.18053779
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    rolled 9 = 9

    Nice noko 1d1.


    was there any other choice?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:36 No.18053784
    rolled 96 = 96


    Fuck me.

    I didn't see that one, I thought it was just a roll for results.


    Tenth Doctor.

    Because Tennant was the best Doctor.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:37 No.18053785
    Hahah what. 1 wins?
    It was a d100. I shit you not.
    >> !HAPPYp0V4U 02/22/12(Wed)07:37 No.18053786
    THIS. For all that is unholy. THIS
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:38 No.18053789
    rolled 39 = 39

    Seconding with dice!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:39 No.18053796

    Oh God Yes.

    Best part is we can actually have two Doctors without Paradox, because No. Ten actually cloned himself, and then said clone went to live with Rose when she got shunted to another dimension.

    So we get the Doctor AND Rose.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:40 No.18053798
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:40 No.18053802
    >AND Rose
    You say that like it's a good thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:41 No.18053806
    I did some of those fail-dice, because I'm an idiot.

    Those shouldn't count, as no names attached.

    Also because the Dice gods fucking Love David Tennant.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:43 No.18053817

    The Love/Hate Rose thing is almost as bad as the Trekie/Treker thing.

    I'm more neutral on the topic.

    I did like her a damn sight more than River Pond.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:44 No.18053820
    rolled 3 = 3

    Let's think...

    What about the Librarian from the Discworld series - since he's an Orangutan, he'd be the second ape on staff (also L-space stretches across realities).
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:46 No.18053827

    As much as I love the idea, I think the dice gods have spoken.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:46 No.18053828
    rolled 85 = 85

    Yuuno Scrya, from the Nanohaverse, in ferret form
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)07:48 No.18053836
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    You find an octopus in a tank. On a stand in front of it is leather bound copy of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

    'Alchemy books is it?' it asks you mentally as he flips a page.
    "How'd you know that's what i needed?" you ask baffled.
    'Wizard.' it replies. 'Go to the fifth hall, right past the the medical section.' it points with a dripping wet tentacle it raised out of the tank.
    'The basic books should be on the fifth shelf from the top.'

    "Thank you" You say as you head to where he was pointing.

    'By the way,' He calls out to you in your mind. 'If you see a screaming book covered in human skin, just chuck it into the nearest fireplace. Fucking thing keeps coming back and wont stay in its cage.'

    "err okay." you answer

    ***SPOT CHECK***
    first number determines if you are picked [closest to fifty]
    Second number determines book findan skillz
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:49 No.18053846
    rolled 16, 72 = 88

    i liek bukz
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:49 No.18053847
    rolled 21, 72 = 93

    Also Paul's awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:50 No.18053849
    rolled 15, 98 = 113

    Bookfinding GO
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:50 No.18053850
    rolled 54, 51 = 105

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:51 No.18053855
    rolled 42, 22 = 64

    Alright, let's do this.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:52 No.18053857
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:52 No.18053858
    rolled 15, 19 = 34

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:52 No.18053859
    rolled 66, 14 = 80


    >Not Tennant.

    The only fucking roll I've ever won on /tg/.

    Oh well, rolling for books.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:53 No.18053861
    rolled 38, 85 = 123


    Oh well, octopi are kinda like orangutans.

    At least we don't have to understand what "Ook." means.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:54 No.18053868
    Wait. let me get this straight.
    The Librarian is an Octopus?
    The Doctor is the doctor?
    And our teacher is a Gorilla?

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:55 No.18053874

    The only one?

    No shit?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:56 No.18053875
    We're also banging a Strike Witch, whose job description is basically 'Disregard Pants, Acquire Alium Kills'.
    Or rather, she's banging us and we're just praying that we survive the experience.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)07:57 No.18053883

    Well, at least my horrible roll won't be picked.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:00 No.18053894

    Yep, came here back in... '10? First thread I saw on /tg/ was the one with Old Man Henderson.

    I got to see that shit live.

    Been here ever since, but apparently /tg/dice hate former /b/tards.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)08:01 No.18053907
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    You find the area after some searching.
    On he way there you run into a ferret being chased by two catgirls, and a woman surrounded by hundreds of origami cranes.

    Looking up at the shelf before you, you count out the appropriate number of shelves from the top and fly up on one of your saucers.
    You pull out book after book.

    ***ROLL ME SOME DICE!***
    rolls over fifty are books we pull, highest roll is what we check out.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:03 No.18053911
    rolled 29 = 29

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:04 No.18053917
    rolled 77, 11 = 88

    The necronomicon
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:04 No.18053919
    rolled 67 = 67

    Tome of Eternal Darkness
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:04 No.18053920
    rolled 32 = 32


    "Witches and Poes: A beginners guide to hexes, potions, enchantments, and more."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:04 No.18053922
    rolled 55 = 55

    Idiot's guide to potions
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:04 No.18053923
    Fuck, this was the first thing that came into my mind as well. Then I thought "wait, that's so unoriginal, I should come up with something better" and couldn't think of anything.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:06 No.18053926
    rolled 25 = 25


    The Actual Hitchhiker's Guide to the Metaverse
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:06 No.18053928
    rolled 9 = 9

    Op described the necronomicon as running loose in the library, It's possible to pull it out
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:06 No.18053929
    Wait, wouldn't that cause us to appear in that parallel dimension made from screaming souls?
    And wouldn't we get the memories of all former users implanet, in addition to gaining the power to cast magic powered by the Old Ones?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:06 No.18053931
    rolled 22 = 22

    "How To Fake Emotion"
    could be useful for this type of alchemy
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:06 No.18053932

    Aaaand back to shit rolls.

    Of course. My one good one gets ignored and we're back to shite. Fucking /tg/ dice.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:07 No.18053933
    rolled 77 = 77

    Liquid Memory: The Detailed Guide to Channeling Emotions in Alchemy.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:07 No.18053935
    I know, but still....
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:07 No.18053941
    rolled 77 = 77

    Rolling for
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:08 No.18053947
    0.o uh oh
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:09 No.18053950
    >all of those sevenses
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:09 No.18053953
    rolled 100 = 100


    Fuck it, I'll re-roll for you. You got fucked out of your one good one.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:10 No.18053957
    We have a winner
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:10 No.18053958
    Oh god /tg/ dice, never change.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:10 No.18053962
    To be fair, the Necronomicon and Tome of Eternal Darkness aren't all that different.
    One is made by Lovecraft, one is inspired by Lovecraft.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:11 No.18053965

    Holy shit, thanks Anon.

    >inb4 this gets ignored like my last one >>18053784
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:11 No.18053968
    rolled 10 = 10

    Insta-Win buttons are boring, though.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:14 No.18053987

    You see that OP?

    The dice gods have SPOKEN.

    Note that it was a 100 when you got called on doc-blocking >>18053784


    >Witches and Poes

    I chuckled.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:16 No.18053998

    Maybe he'll give us another book since we got a crit.

    But when the dice-gods speak, you fucking listen.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:22 No.18054038
    Man, it got quiet in here suddenly.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:24 No.18054044
    rolled 19 = 19

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)08:24 No.18054046
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    First you pull out 'The Idiot's Guide to Alchemy"
    'Too silly' you tell yourself as you put it back.
    Then you pull out "Witches and Poes" Written by someone listed only as Kohaku. You put it aside for later.

    Then you pull it out. A book bound in what appears to be greasy leather. On the front is what seems to be a stretched human face.
    Horrid curiosity overcomes you, and you open it.

    Then the screaming began.

    ^ive always wanted to say that
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:25 No.18054052
    rolled 38 = 38

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:25 No.18054054
    rolled 20 = 20

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:25 No.18054055
    rolled 44 = 44

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)08:26 No.18054058
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    >brb taking the dog out for a quick walk around the block
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:26 No.18054060
    rolled 3 = 3


    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:27 No.18054065
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:27 No.18054070
    rolled 52 = 52

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:28 No.18054072
    rolled 22 = 22

    Ignore San loss totally.

    Find something to throw it at and cause it to burn
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:28 No.18054075
    rolled 84 = 84

    We're so losing SAN for this.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:28 No.18054076
    rolled 8 = 8


    Its evil is so great, it'll eat all our high rolls for when we wanna get laid.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:28 No.18054079
    rolled 100 = 100

    Rolling for classy butler stare-down.
    "Are you done, sir?"
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:29 No.18054085
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    rolled 28 = 28


    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:30 No.18054089
    well done.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:30 No.18054090
    Holy shit, man.

    >sufferings artendi
    Not this time, captcha!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:30 No.18054093
    rolled 73 = 73

    /tg/ - Yes, The Dice Do Hate You
    Oh well in that case I'm going to bed. Have fun guys! Remember to be kind to Ursula, and lewd to Erica. And don't get them mixed up!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:31 No.18054099
    MSQ took my max roll virginity.
    No words for how good it felt.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:32 No.18054108
    We found a winner!
    New ability: Xel'lotath staredown
    You may cause other people to go insane by looking at them. Stronger minds will just feel uneasy. May induce hallucinations and spawn demons.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:33 No.18054114
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    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)08:36 No.18054125
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    The horrible screaming reverbrates in your ears and in you mind.
    You raise an eyebrow at it, "Are done?" You ask the book.

    "I say sir, are you quite done yet?" YOu ask it again. "I have reading to do, and you're screaming would be quite distracting."

    "AAAGH?" It finishes, and then falls silent.
    You close it back up and secure it tightly under an arm. You float back down to the floor with two books and walk to the check-out desk.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:38 No.18054133
    I think we just got a boost to our magical capabilities.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:38 No.18054136
    rolled 51 = 51

    O yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:39 No.18054143
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    rolled 52 = 52


    When we check out that book, it stays HIDDEN.

    Who knows what Erica will do if she loses SAN from looking at it.

    >Pic related
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:42 No.18054162
    Here's hoping Paul is smart enough to not let us leave with the fuckin Necronomicon.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:43 No.18054170
    rolled 94 = 94

    We are best butler, even the very essence of insanity does nothing to blow our cool
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:44 No.18054176
    We shall politely ask it for its secrets and it will not be able to resist us
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)08:44 No.18054181
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    At the desk you find the OrigamiCrane lady there.
    "Oh hello, you checking some books out?" She asks you.

    "Only this one." You hand her Witches and Poes.
    "I think the Librarian was looking for this one though." You say as you slip her the now silent screaming book.

    "NECRY!" She says as she admonishes the horrific tome. "You got out of your cage again, you bad, bad boy!"

    She binds the book with a couple of chains and a heavy padlock and slips it under the desk.
    She then scans the other book and hands it to you.

    "You have this book for 7 days. You can then return it or renew it." she then leans in close to whisper, "Please don't be like the doctor. We have records showing he has books 351 years overdue."

    You take the book from her and head back out.

    [ ] The Doctor
    [ ] Erica
    [ ] Ursula
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:46 No.18054196
    rolled 3 = 3

    The doctor then get him to drop us back in time to see Erica and Ursula about dinner
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:46 No.18054197
    The Doctor
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:47 No.18054201
    I'd say Erica.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:47 No.18054202
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:47 No.18054205

    Plan says Doctor. a quick consultation with him, and then he drops us off a couple of hours ago so we can go talk to Erica and have time to speak with her.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:50 No.18054224
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:53 No.18054230

    >Slip in the read or die girl.

    Now you're just fucking with the poor guy.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)08:54 No.18054243
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    You decide to see the Doctor for a quick consultation.
    Upon arriving arriving at his blue box in the medical wing, River opens the door for you> SHe's wearing what appears to be some kind of space-suit.

    "Did i come at a bad time?" You ask her.
    "Oh no Dearie," She replies with a chuckle, "You are always on time when you go to see The Doctor."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:56 No.18054257

    >bad time/clock puns.

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)08:57 No.18054270
    rolled 60 = 60

    "I've been... sort of having a hard time these days..."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)09:03 No.18054308
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    Inside you find the doctor fiddling with the levers on the clusterfuck in the middle of the room.

    "Ah yes, Susan!" he tells you enthusiastically. "Right on time!"

    "Uhhh did we have a prior appointment?" YOu ask him confused.
    "Appointments are only for those that choose to be restricted by time." He tells you matter-of-factly.

    He then leads you down a corridor and into pure white room with a white sofa in the middle.
    On the sofa is a colander with random odds and ends stuck onto it.

    "Now what I want you to do is sit there and put that on your head." he says as he gestures to the sofa. "I need the colander on your head for about six hours. Feel free to do anything as you're there."

    Feeling quite silly about the whole prospect you decide to just do it.

    You sit down and put the Strainer on your head, various bulbs on it light up and you even hear a small hissing sound.

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:04 No.18054318

    >Puns you say?

    "I've been having some problems with my powers. We all have a limited supply of power to work with, but it's like whenever I decide to boost my power by ten percent, the sand slips 10 times faster. I was wondering if the Doctor could help me, maybe it's something like a simple re-tuneing of the tics and tocks. I'd like his opinion if he has the time."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:05 No.18054324
    rolled 98 = 98


    Well, we've just got a book out of the library.
    Might as well read through it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:05 No.18054327

    Exactly what I was gonna suggest.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:06 No.18054338

    Fucking Captcha, I had you too. Beat your post.

    >Wat do

    Talk to him about our problems?

    With our powers that is, I doubt he wants to hear our hilariously depressing life story or about our recent problems with women.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:08 No.18054358
    rolled 64 = 64

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:08 No.18054362

    Converse with them when they pop by, otherwise read.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:11 No.18054374
    me too
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)09:18 No.18054437
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    You decide to make the best of the time you have and take out your book.
    You read it and gain a little insight to the workings of alchemy and potions.

    You continue reading on. As you turn to the fifth chapter, one about the caveats of improper potion crafting, you hear a steam whistle go off on top of the aparatus on your head.

    A moment later River song walks into the room and herds you to the next test.

    In the next room you find what appears to be a a massive teched out throne. Connected to it are bundles of sires and hoses. Pieces of parchment are stuck to it with seals of wax.

    "Okay Dear, sit yourself down and visualize yourself reaching out to your home dimension." River explains to you. "This tests how far you can project your majaikal energy."

    ***Roll for ASTROPATHY***
    Also what/who do we visualize back home?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:20 No.18054452
    rolled 45 = 45

    >Also what/who do we visualize back home?

    Our run-down apartment
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:20 No.18054457
    rolled 26 = 26

    >mfw the doctor looted the golden throne

    WE think of that cute girl from 7-11
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:21 No.18054470
    rolled 21 = 21

    Butlering the fuck out of those guys who were after us so they feel realy bad about it and give up
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:23 No.18054482
    rolled 12 = 12

    That girl we wanted to kidnap but didn't actually do it
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:25 No.18054492
    rolled 47 = 47

    The playground we met Mike at.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:26 No.18054508
    rolled 97 = 97

    Your bike.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:26 No.18054512
    rolled 63 = 63

    Our childhood home, for the rare good memories we have of it
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:28 No.18054522
    rolled 78 = 78


    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:29 No.18054528
    rolled 3 = 3

    I'mma coming for you bike!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:30 No.18054534
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    rolled 87 = 87


    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:32 No.18054544
    He was our only friend ;_;
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)09:34 No.18054566
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    You visualize your bike.
    Your trusty, old, blue bike.
    You remember buying it after saving enough from washing dishes in a pub downtown.
    How you managed to get employed as a bicycle messenger with it.
    How, with your escape from your old house from the 'nice people', it was the only belonging you were able to take with you.
    How you lovingly maintained it, and cared for it.

    You visualize your bike as it sits in your mostly empty, run-down apartment.

    The picture clear as day.

    "Okay lad, that's enough." You hear the Doctor say. "You look like you could use a break."

    You step off the throne and touch your forehead. It's drenched in sweat.

    River and and the doctor lead you to what looks like an exact replica of a living room for the early 60's. There's even an ancient-looking television set in one corner.

    You sit down on the couch, and wipe your sweat with a handkerchief.
    You remember that you've not talked to Jakob since the end of the Masquerade.

    Ass you pull him out of the hat, the Doctor notices, the watch strapped to his back.
    "Oh hey, I know what that is." he says
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:35 No.18054575

    Apparently all we need for good rolls is to remember our hilariously sad backstory.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:39 No.18054600
    rolled 90 = 90

    >the Doctor notices the watch strapped to his back.

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:39 No.18054603
    rolled 27 = 27


    Go go, Gadget Chameleon Arch!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:41 No.18054614

    We're going back for that bike.

    We are going back and getting the one thing from our old life worth getting.

    It's also the perfect excuse to tell our hilariously tragic backstory.

    "So why go back for the bike?"
    "It was the only good thing in my life."
    "Come on, it can't be that bad."

    >Time passes...

    "Jesus Christ Hayate, do you need a hug?"
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:42 No.18054627

    "No. I need my bike."


    >"Oh hey, I know what that is." he says

    This should be interesting.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)09:46 No.18054658
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    The Doctor takes the watch as you hand it to him after taking it off Jakob.

    "What you have here is a genuine Cassiopeia."
    "Is it expensive?" you ask.
    "My boy, people will pay dozens of galaxies for one of these,." he answers enthusiastically, "This here is a time machine."
    "Not as good as mine though," He adds.

    "Wait, so I can travel through time with it?"
    "You could if it was functional." He answers.

    "Can it be fixed?" You ask.

    ***ROLL EM!***
    10-33 NOPE
    34-66 Not Really
    67-100 Of course.

    I will be rolling 3d5.
    Numbers posts corresponding to my roll will be the ones used out of the first five.
    If the number is duplicated, i use corresponding post accordingly.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:47 No.18054662
    rolled 71 = 71


    "That's a watch. It tells the time."

    But seriously, I want it to be a Chameleon Arch so bad I'm saying it twice.
    Especially since that can mean "Jakob" could actually be a genetically-rewritten A-Tan or Elvis Presley or anyone ever.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:48 No.18054666
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    rolled 3 = 3

    >Witches and Poes by Kohaku

    So, we either end up making pic related or delicious Sanity loss poison?

    I am okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:48 No.18054667
    rolled 33 = 33


    Let's make the magic happen.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:49 No.18054673
    rolled 50 = 50


    Our team shall be overcome with grief due to our life and our desire to rescue our one point of light in our shitty once life.

    That and Erica would probably either freak out or feel bad and instantly jump us
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:49 No.18054674
    rolled 83 = 83

    Time shenanigans!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:50 No.18054683
    rolled 33 = 33


    Hey OP, how much longer do you think we'll be going?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:50 No.18054690
    rolled 79 = 79


    I can feel the NOPE magic happening already.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:50 No.18054692
    rolled 11 = 11



    Holy hell.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:51 No.18054694
    rolled 43 = 43

    And possibly Ursula at the same time
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:52 No.18054707
    rolled 75 = 75

    Come on, high rolls!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)09:53 No.18054713
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    rolled 4, 3, 2 = 9

    pray the dicegods be kind tonight
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:54 No.18054727
    Goddamn you fuckers.
    You just had to screw us up with your shit rolls didn't you. And you weren't even rolling for post that requested it!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:54 No.18054728
    rolled 46 = 46


    50, 33, 3?

    Yeah, we so lucky.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:56 No.18054747
    rolled 3, 4, 2 = 9


    I can't help but blame this on you for not putting Tennant in.

    You angered the dice gods.

    Let's see how my rolls go by comparison.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:58 No.18054758
    rolled 53 = 53

    Oh wow they hate you too
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:58 No.18054765
    Hey Landing Gear, can we ignore the fuckfaces that screwed this us up for us by rolling in a reply to something other than your post?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)09:59 No.18054771
    I would say I'm surprised, but Hayate gets fucked by the universe at every possible turn.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:00 No.18054782
    rolled 93 = 93




    Time travel motherfuckers!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:00 No.18054787
    I hate you fuckers so much right now. Were you even meaning to roll for getting the Cassiopeia repaired?
    And if not, why the fuck were you rolling?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:01 No.18054789
    rolled 60 = 60

    Not to mention 80+ here
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)10:03 No.18054805
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    "Nope." he answers. "the best i could do is give it a fraction of it's old functionality back."
    "What do you mean?"
    "Well, see here?" he mentions as he quickly unscrews the back "You have 5 of the 7 temporal cogs cracked. The flux capacitor is shot, and the warp linkage is broken."

    he then begins to strip screws gears and springs out from it.
    "Best i could give you is it's basic capability of stopping time. And even that would be heavily stunted. On just 2 gears, i can have you stop time for 60 seconds from your viewpoint."

    He hands you the watch now missing a load of it's internal workings. "And hey, it tells time again."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:03 No.18054806

    If we did that the spread is 11, 33, 33.

    Personally, I don't know why he did something fucking bizzare like that instead of averages of 'best of' like we have been.

    OH WELL.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:03 No.18054814
    What your point? That was roll 5. We only get rolls 2, 3, and 4.
    Which are these guys:
    3, 33, 50
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:05 No.18054830
    "Any way to get replacement parts for it, then? Like some old German temporal watch-maker out in the Magellanic Clouds or where/whenever?"
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:05 No.18054831

    "Know of any place that can get at least the timestop fixed?"
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:05 No.18054834
    Ah I see I thought he meant post ending In that number
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:06 No.18054842
    he fixed the timestop
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:06 No.18054845
    Why does this quest suddenly hate it's players?

    All day, if the op doesn't slip on something the Dice rape us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)10:08 No.18054853
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    I was trying something new.
    Flat averages always range in the midpoint.
    This method allows for a more random picking.

    I have no Idea. It's just 11:06 here.
    maybe until we reach autosage or something

    you get time stop
    >not really
    LImited time travel. 6 hours backwards
    >of course
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:08 No.18054855
    60 second time stop?

    with this we can beat santa!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:08 No.18054857
    It hates its players because they're stupid and roll unnecessarily, and punishes us for it. Just like HLQ.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:08 No.18054858

    He just said it costs more than the universe.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:10 No.18054876
    The universe is composed of trillions of galaxies.
    A Cassiopeia is worth a couple dozen.

    Expensive, yes, but not worth an entire universe.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:10 No.18054878
    No he didn't
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:11 No.18054882
    Let's be honest full ass time travel would be fucking op as all hell, shit even being able to jump 6 hours back is so abuseable
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:11 No.18054887
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    Read wrongly then.

    We Sakuya now
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:11 No.18054890
    Fuck it, I'm going to bed.

    Dice hate me, OP ignored my only good roll, and we just lost our shot at time travel.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:13 No.18054910
    rolled 56 = 56

    We might be able to melt the temporal cogs down and reforge them good as new.

    Not as sure about how to fix the flux capacitor or the warp linkage, though.

    But yeah, we might be able to completely repair it one day. Don't lose hope just yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:14 No.18054914

    It would also be totally awesome.

    Besides, it's not like we'd abuse it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)10:15 No.18054917
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    your first shot at time travel.
    Remember, youre in a majaikal bureau of random shit.

    ANYTHING can happen down the line

    The Doctor wasnt the only british guy that had access to a time travelling box.

    Goodnight anon.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:17 No.18054933
    I think maybe you should remember to get rid of the dice when they are not needed, just incase
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:17 No.18054939

    Soo.... are you just going to let the Tennant thing hang forever?

    I don't give a shit about time travel, but he won the roll AND an awesome reason for the two doctors co-existing was given.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:18 No.18054945
    Let's cordially thank the Doctor, then ask if he has any more tests he would like to run today.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:18 No.18054948
    Or just find replacements someday.

    Not like it is the only one in existence and we can be a classy motherfucker while taking the bits
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:21 No.18054972
    Pocket all of the parts that the Doctor removed; we might find an old gnome of a German watch-maker in a small sea-side English village who can fix the things at some point in the future.

    Then thank the Doctor, and ask him if he's been able to make progress on our Majaikal condition.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:23 No.18054988

    I think you need to start dropping warning posts.

    Like "In five minutes I'm gonna wrap up the discussion and start typing."

    So then we know.

    Otherwise we do something like lay out an awesome plan, only to discover you went with an earlier derp post we all ignored.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:26 No.18055009

    Don't see a need to. The only quest that really does that is Ironheart.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:26 No.18055011
    Or how about we accept that's how things happen and LG doesn't need to hold our hands the whole way.

    Chances are even if we had of known we were gonna fuck that roll up so how about we leave it in the past and keep going
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:28 No.18055023
    Anyone else notice.

    Bunny mode lasts 60 seconds.

    Time stop lasts 60 seconds.

    We can cause some massive fuckingn havoc if we can combine those two
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:30 No.18055034
    rolled 98 = 98

    Maybe we could make a potion of Fix Serious Breakage and dunk the Cassiopeia parts in to repair them.

    Or maybe find the Donna-Doctor hiding in the library somewhere and ask him.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:32 No.18055049
    With a roll like that quite possibly
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:32 No.18055052

    That means if we combine both, our effective usage time can be 2 mins.

    Then again, 60 secs to go about spreading knives and sharp implements about like another time stopping maid sounds fantastic.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)10:34 No.18055064
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    You take the watch back from the doctor as he gives it back.
    "That knob there stops time." He says as he points out one of the numerous knobs around the face of the watch. You consider pushing it. "DON'T Try it out in here though. Activating a temporal device in another temporal device is just asking for trouble."

    You wisely decide to keep the watch for now and test it's capabilities later.
    "So doc," you ask the Doctor "How many tests do we still need to do?"
    "Oh I dont know. About 512 more I guess. You see your condition is a fairly odd one. One that I've never come across in all my travels."
    The thought of 512 more tests daunts you.
    "Don't worry though we can do the testing little by little. We have all the time in the world."

    "Darling." River Song interrupts the Doctor. "Don't you think it's time for him to go back outside? It's getting quite late you know?"
    "He still needs to get rested up though, he's no Energizer bunny llike you."
    "Ah, yes. Quite."

    The two of them lead you back to the central room.
    "Okay chap. Since we took too much time with the tests today, I'll throw you a bone and get you back to whatever time today that you want to get back to."
    "Here's a warning though, you cant meet yourself back in time. Woudnt want any more time paradoxes like what happened 421 years from now."

    [ ] jump to after assembling the team/before going to ryuu's
    [ ] jump to morning
    [ ] OTHER
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:34 No.18055066
    Well it's not even that bunny mode speeds us up 2x that it makes us inhumanly fast.

    Inhuman speed + time stop for 60 seconds = rape whatever is pissing us off with billions of knives
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:34 No.18055069
    How about people don't post derp-tastic suggestions?
    That's as likely to be successful as telling people to not complain when a stupid post is chosen over one that has consensus support.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:37 No.18055088
    Before Ryuu. No need to fuck around too much...

    Although we could make sure we s run into Ursula before she gets into the elevator and then she runs into us on the way to Ryuu's...
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:37 No.18055091
    Lets jump to right before going to Ryuu's. Getting a chance to actually study might be new. And getting some from Erica might be nice
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:37 No.18055094
    [X] Jump to after assembling the team/before going to Ryuu's

    Now we can have that nice dinner with Erica (and maybe Ursula). Maybe even have a talk with Mike beforehand about picking up our bike.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:39 No.18055106
    This is a quest people will post all sorts of stupid shit for no reason. The earlier thread is a grand example of that and if you can't handle that then maybe you shouldn't be here
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)10:40 No.18055113
    all youd have is a temporal stop of 60 seconds, where you move 3xfaster.
    YOu basically can cover 3x more ground.
    instead of you "teleporting" 100 feet you teleport 300

    YOu also have no idea what kind of strain that would put on your systems

    If you spread knives in the time stop condition and release time stop all youd get is a bunch of knives clattering to the floor. best bet is to stab people with the knives in those sixty seconds.


    YES. keep exploring the Bureau. you dont know who you'll meet
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:42 No.18055122
    rolled 52 = 52


    I'd like to jump back to the morning and just mess around making different potions while referring to the book, then talk to Ryuu again after "we" have left R&D.

    I think his "Experience over Information" stance is because experiences give you emotions that let you make better potions. So let's try getting the right sort of experiences from now on.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:43 No.18055127
    Can we throw knives and they hit things in our time stop or do they stop as soon as we let go?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:43 No.18055130
    rolled 84 = 84

    Jump to us in bed with Keima.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:43 No.18055135
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    >No sakuya style antics

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:43 No.18055136
    >[x] Jump to the evening
    Let's first see if Erica intends to make us 'pay her back' for the embarrassment tonight or if that's going to get put on a later date. If it's not tonight then, yeah, morning works.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:44 No.18055144

    Preparations must be made before anything close to that happens
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)10:46 No.18055156
    temporal field only affects stuff you are touching.
    Just stab people.

    > take out pocket watch
    > 40 gazillion knives in your enemy's EVERYWHERE.
    > Stand back in place
    >time release.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:47 No.18055160

    I'm assuming that timestop only affects objects that we touch?

    If say we throw items in timestop, will they just freeze and then continue when we stop the timestop?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:48 No.18055165
    Of course I know people will post stupid shit. I was pointing out that your complaint against complainers is in the same vein of stupid shit, because just as some posters will post whatever stupid idea percolates through whatever passes for their excuse of a brain, other posters will always complain when a good idea with broad support is passed over for a stupid idea that only a minority, or even just the original poster, supports.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)10:48 No.18055166
    Taht works. Momentum freezing.
    Momentum does involve speed. and speed involves time
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:49 No.18055175
    rolled 8 = 8


    That kinda boils down to "When we go outside time for a minute, does Kraus come with us?", since those knives are a part of Kraus.
    If Kraus can move outside of time, the knives can move outside of time.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:50 No.18055183
    >[x] Time Stop shenanigans.
    Let's impress all of our friends by seeming to appear out of nowhere (and being a voyeur).
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:51 No.18055188
    So we now ARE Sakuya. YES!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:51 No.18055189

    Yay, timemaid fighting is ago.

    Other things to consider:
    1) Can timestop be triggered in small amounts? 10sec, 30sec or continuous only?
    2) Recharge time
    3) If it affects things by touching, does this mean we can bring our teammates into timestop as well?
    4) Will (3) reduce timestop duration?

    We'll need some combat practice with the team.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:51 No.18055190
    Right, so we can pull off a Za Warudo.

    How much time between uses of Time Stop?
    Can we use it in 15 second chunks until we hit 60 seconds?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:54 No.18055201
    I thought as much just wanted to be clear.

    We could pull the old samurai trope with that and slash a heap of people the stop return time and watch them all die
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:55 No.18055203
    does timestop alow for some role switch between us and Erica?

    i'd like to see her face when she's about to dominate us and suddenly finds herself bound in a compromising position.

    assuming she doesn't jump into timestop with us as soon as we touch her.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)10:55 No.18055206

    So guys.
    What time does the doctor drop you off to?
    [ ] jump to after assembling the team/before going to ryuu's
    [ ] OTHER
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:57 No.18055220
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    >Bringing teammates into timespots is yes
    >No reduction in time

    Oh My God. This has so much potential for RAPE
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:57 No.18055222

    this morning.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:58 No.18055228
    This Morning.

    It will give us more time to experiment with alchemy, and we can have dinner with Erica while our past self is indisposed.

    Just make sure to do it where we won't be seen by our past self.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)10:58 No.18055229
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    You guys keep referencing that maid.
    Do you really want MAID MODE that much?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)10:59 No.18055235
    >[x] Morning
    Part of the reason Ursula was so awkward in the elevator was NOT that she just saw the video but, rather, actually "approached" "us" (future us) this morning, admitted her feelings, and shared a kiss with us.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)11:00 No.18055245
    That's pretty BOHOHOHOHO right there. I'm going to agree with this. Time shenanigans should always make your life more dramatic, complicated, and interesting by at LEAST a factor of ten.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)11:00 No.18055246

    Holee Shitttt.



    LG, this be 4chan. We always wanna be the little girl.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)11:01 No.18055249
    Ok my complaint was for someone wanting the game to be say mode since he cannot handle failure.

    As it is we have ended up with a damn good power from it anyway so really the only reason someone would of been complaining would be that they just want to cry about it.

    This probably goes with the tards who cried about the decision for our teammate earlier on which while it wasn't my choice I accepted because it was the closest we had to consensus.

    And now I realized how stupid it is arguing with you over the Internet I am just going to ignore your posts about this from now on
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)11:01 No.18055250

    Nah, bunny mode is more than enough.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)11:01 No.18055253
    We should try to limit this kind of thing as it could lead to horribly confusing shenanigans and frustration if overdone.

    But what the hell may as well do it just this once.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)11:01 No.18055255
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)11:02 No.18055263
    Support this
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)11:03 No.18055280
    This, but we should explain it to her at the end of the day.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)11:03 No.18055281
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)11:04 No.18055288
    No, we should explain it to her immediately after the kiss. Say that she can't tell us "when she sees us later today in the elevator" because of "spoilers."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)11:05 No.18055297
    This evening, before Ryuu
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)11:05 No.18055298
    So she confesses to us, kisses us, then lunch rolls around and she sees the security tape with us in the likely same elevator making out with Erica while dressed as her.
    Yes, that's going to make things a lot more awkward, and I'm voting against because that's awkwardness that we don't need.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)11:07 No.18055319
    i like this option
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)11:08 No.18055324
    Oh god yes.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)11:08 No.18055332
    Not butlery. Also, Erica will kill us.

    [x] jump to after assembling the team/before going to ryuu's

    Let's hang out with Gai instead
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)11:09 No.18055337
    If we play it carefully enough, maybe she will think it is her on the tape at first.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)11:10 No.18055350
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    Since you may never have another opportunity to experience time travel again in the near future, you decide to ask the doctor to drop you off to this morning to make the most of it.

    The Doctor and River Song pull a few levers and tunr a few knowbs on the central console, you hear a weird WOOOOPWOOOP sound, the floor shakes slightly.
    And then it stops.

    "Okay Susan. Here we are. 8:00am in the morning. YOu make sure to stay away from yourself."

    You thank the Doctor and River for their time. As you head out the door River calls out to you.
    "Susan, make sure to get some rest. Reliving a full day will be tiring. Oh. And remember to not change the past too much."

    The door to the blue box closes behind you.


    New thread will be up at around 2100 4chan time.

    Oh god time travel shenanigans.
    Some of my flowcharts just might become worthless.

    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)11:12 No.18055359

    we should use this time for training rest is for the weak.

    goodnight OP.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)11:12 No.18055361
    >MFW LG already had planned this to some degree and is going to reveal it later
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)11:12 No.18055362
    Which would make her even more nervous in the elevator (if Erica didn't adequately explain it before stopping it and running at us since she said they only watched 'half of it'). She thought that she was about to get a predestined fucking.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)11:12 No.18055363
    Assuming Doctor Who time travel rules you can get away with a lot here.

    Good luck, thanks again for the great quest.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)11:13 No.18055368
    Heh nice pun

    Guys. were still not sure if our encounter with Ursula will happen, or if it will go as we want it to,.
    This is still OPs game, he can run it as he wants.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)11:18 No.18055403
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    since we're gonna jump back in time, i guess this flowchart is now obsolete.

    Okay, goodnight guys.
    I guess i read some doujins for 'inspiration'
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)11:19 No.18055406
    Good point maybe.

    We have to be careful with this, time travel bullshit gets tough fast.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)11:20 No.18055410
    >Oh god time travel shenanigans.
    This is why I'm glad the watch wasn't fully repaired. Also, we'd just fuck it up.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)11:23 No.18055430
    aaaaaand archived.

    Thanks for a cool session LG
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)11:24 No.18055433
    I would rather the better levels of success been longer / better time stop because really if we had time travel the whole game would of gone so far off the rails it wouldn't be funny

    And I know I am talking about a quest where Santa is one of our trainers, our handler is a talking gorilla with a pimp cane and our team / class,ages are every anime character possible
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)11:42 No.18055551
    >so far off the rails it wouldn't be funny
    That's one of the things I was getting at, yes. Hell, if we're not careful, this hop could be very, very bad. For one, we should probably avoid being seen by Erica till our past self is at Ryuu's.

    Also, say with a grin, "Can't change the past when it's already happened."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)12:49 No.18056167

    Posting in a dead thread to say:
    >The Doctor
    >Device: Unnamed [Tardis]
    The correct answer is "you sexy thing"
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)13:10 No.18056341
    Hell, we could just use the time for extra alchemy training, just explain to Ryuu about time travel shenanigans, and that we've already gone through his healing training.

    Perhaps spend the morning reading the book we just checked out.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)13:19 No.18056414
    I just got up and got up to date on the thread. This is fucking glorious.
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    So was our lunch with Mike now a distraction from futureself/Ursula shenanigans?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)13:28 No.18056472
    Kinda, yeah. I think. DIS GUN B GUD.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)13:30 No.18056489
    I still think this is a bad idea and that it's going to bite us in the ass.
    So far we've been lucky enough to avoid the worst of the consequences of our choices, and this would just be tempting fate.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)13:32 No.18056508
    I'm expecting at least one [Bad End, huehuehue] before this is through. I'm really excited. I think it will be really fun. I like watching Susan squirm.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)13:42 No.18056590
    A huehuehue Bad End is fine, because they're just funny what-if's which savepoints we can use.

    I'm talking about actually going down the No Twincest Threesome path on the flowchart that LG has. That's not a sacrifice I'm willing to accept.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)13:46 No.18056625
    OH GOD I HOPE HE ISN'T HERE TOO. After all, Madoka is here... Oh god oh god oh god. I think we have more to worry about than just our timelines.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)13:47 No.18056626
    You! You and your thoughts are the reason I can't sleep at night!

    Also, that's why I'm advocating spending the day on alchemy lessons.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)13:48 No.18056635
    If we keep being cautious, we'll never have the twincestuous threesome anyway. I would rather do the interesting, risky thing than the boring thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)13:50 No.18056665
    I really do wonder how similar her magic in this setting is to her original version.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)13:56 No.18056714
    That's why we aren't going to mess with having let Ursala see the film, it should leave her thinking about us making out with her, instead of just Erica.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)13:56 No.18056715
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    Of course he's here. The TSAB picked up Madoka because she's a primary witness in the "Incubator Con-Artist Suicide Cult" case.

    [spoilols]Oh how I wish[/spoilols]
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)13:57 No.18056727
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:04 No.18056784
    >If we keep being cautious, we'll never have the twincestuous threesome anyway
    How do you know that?
    And there's a difference between taking a risk with a potential for great reward, and taking an inordinate risk for an uncertain reward.

    Messing with time like this is the latter, not the former.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)14:04 No.18056788
    We just spent six hours reading it with a metal hat on, we should spend the morning resting, rather than working.

    I feel we shouldn't move on Ursula too much, still go for a lighter touch than we've used with Erica. So, nothing much more than a brief encounter before our the past self encounters her at the elevator.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:08 No.18056820
    Before lunch and just enough for her to confess her feelings to who she things is present-Susan, and for us to say tell her we're from the future and to "not say anything to present-me in the elevator later because I don't want to give myself spoilers. It might result in a time paradox or something."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)14:11 No.18056843
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:12 No.18056852
    Too confusing, I still vote we leave the Ursula thing alone, because of paradox shit, as well as potential progress.

    She knows we're with her sister more or less, now she's about to see what appears to be us with her, this will lead to emotional turmoil, and that way leads to progress.

    If nothing happens, things will settle into the status-qua, and we'll go nowhere, with this she'll actually have to think about what she wants.

    And you guys all want to muck about with it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:13 No.18056854
    Good, that was exactly what I intended when I first suggested it back here:
    I'm glad that most people seem so enamored with my idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:14 No.18056870
    "Settling into the status-quo" is fucking boring. This is a quest thread - we're supposed to do interesting things, not easy/safe things. And this is really fucking interesting.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:18 No.18056903
    This is a once-in-a-lifetime time shenanigans opportunity, bro. Not jumping it it would be like the Chosen One staying home to tend to his farm instead of hunting down the BBEG. It would be like if the Doctor never got stolen by the TARDIS. That would be a tragedy.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:18 No.18056905
    That's why we should leave things as they are, altering the current timeline may end up preventing Ursula from seeing the video, which is what would have the largest impact possible.

    instead we use the time to make personal progress, and deal with relationships in "real time" rather than confusing them in ways that we cannot readily fix.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:19 No.18056919
    Your Shenanigans could very well end up destroying our chance at a twincest threesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:21 No.18056933
    If the timeline gets altered to that extent, it would result in a paradox so large that the universe would be destroyed. Any changes that we're going to make to the past have already been made by future-us. Ursula will see the tape. Erica will spend an angry lunch with us. We will see the doctor, get the watch fixed, and so forth. Any time scheme which doesn't work that way is logically impossible.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)14:21 No.18056938
    Well it's a fun take on things. Though I think I prefer the "don't tell because of spoilers" line, cause it's goofier.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:23 No.18056954
    Your caution may destroy out change at a twincestuous threesome. This may be the act which guarantees it. Maintaining the status quo could lead to Ursula never working up to guts to actually get with us. You're making assumptions with no reason to have them. The time travel option will MORE PLAUSIBLY result in the twincest threesome - and be more interesting, to boot - than being cautious and cowardly. It will be far, far more interesting than your boring-ass intentions.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:23 No.18056958
    so in other words, you're looking at trying to get Ursula to confess, then let her watch a video of at the very least you and her sister making out, and possibly far more right afterwards?

    You don't see this as a problem? No way it'll backfire?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:24 No.18056969
    She only saw the first half of the video. By the first half, it's very plausibly a video of her and Susan in the future rather than Susan and Erica in the past. That's part of the whole point. Did you even read the thread?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:25 No.18056971
    I have in no way suggested maintaining the status quo, that would require us preventing Ursula from seeing the video at all.

    What I'm saying is messing too much is just as bad, which we're heading for.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:27 No.18056989
    No, you're suggesting wasting a once-in-a-lifetime chance to have time shenanigans on studying. That's fucking stupid. It makes the quest more boring instead of more interesting. You're too caught up in yourself-as-Susan rather than Susan-as-a-character and it's making you too risk-averse. We need to take a chance, have fun, any by my count, there are only two people actually opposed to this in any way. You're one of them.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:27 No.18056996
    What are you fucking on? No it isn't, she knows it's a fucking video that Erica brought in to watch.

    She knows it's not her, and she flat out said it was us and Erica during the apology portion.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:29 No.18057015
    I'm mostly adverse to altering the Erica/Ursula thing, studying was just an alternative.

    Other time travel shenanigans would be perfectly fine, but taking a risk to alter something fragile like that while it's still up in the air is just dumb.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)14:30 No.18057023
    Sure, it could backfire. It could also work out just as we hope. We won't know unless we try.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:32 No.18057033
    If it's dumb, then so be it. It's also interesting, and the option that the majority of people were into. You're letting your caution blind you to the possibilities - not that it matters. We already have majority consensus, so we're going to do it any way. I would rather hear you present ideas of how to mitigate fuck-ups while doing this, rather than advocating courses of action entirely counter to the majority optinion.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:33 No.18057044
    Actually we have maybe 5 people in this thread right now, that's hardly a majority when the time comes for the actual thread to run.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:33 No.18057045
    You misspelled opinion, bro. But yeah, I have to agree. I would be really interested in cautious-anon's ideas in how to go about our intended time shenanigans safely rather than just hearing him advocate not doing it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:34 No.18057052
    The majority of people agreed above, back when the idea was first presented. It had overwhelming support, save for by two, of which I expect you are one.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:35 No.18057063
    Dude, we had tons of people agreeing well before the thread died down for the day.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:37 No.18057087
    Not fuck around with romance options?

    Seriously If you're juggling fragile items you don't want breaking adding more items is very counterproductive. Possible to do and succeed at? Yes, but it drastically increases the chance of dropping something.

    I'd suggest messing with /other/ people and walk into rooms right after you've supposedly left for example.

    Use the time to mess with Shirous room more, maybe refill the place he's already dug out with different fudge.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:39 No.18057103
    Let's just chill and talk about it in the new thread. No point in having a discussion in a thread that's autosaging and the points will all be just as relevant in seven hours.
    Your ideas are bad.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:39 No.18057104
    not really, the only thing agreed on was morning time travel, and that was a small number of people more than the "this evening before the alchemy lesson" people.

    Then it more or less died for a couple of hours before I added my two cents.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:40 No.18057109
    Yeah, I'm going to go take a nap.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:41 No.18057116
    We're basically unsupervised for several hours, those two ideas were just off the top of my head, hell we could take the time and go into town, pick up some supplies.

    Massage oil maybe? give Erica a surprise tonight?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:47 No.18057167
    Sleep well, anon.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)14:54 No.18057218
    Fuckers like you are going to end up getting us hurt, or the others in our team hurt.
    Sometimes the best method of damage mitigation, is to not do the thing that causes the damage in the first place.

    As for the specific situation that others seem to want, there's no way to know if Ursula is actually going to confess or not.
    Having her confuse the security tape for that of herself and Susan is just stupid; it's a fucking security tape, it has a timestamp on it.

    The best way to handle any confession from Ursula would be accept it, and apologize for what's going to happen in the future without being specific. And to then ask her to not speak of this encounter to our past-self, in order to avoid a time paradox.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)15:11 No.18057360
    >The best way to handle any confession from Ursula would be accept it, and apologize for what's going to happen in the future without being specific. And to then ask her to not speak of this encounter to our past-self, in order to avoid a time paradox.

    This, I wholly agree with, and is roughly how I hope a pre-lunch encounter with Ursula would go. If she doesn't confess her feelings, we should still do the rest of it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)15:13 No.18057380
    If we end up seeing her I agree, however I'm still firmly against /trying/ to meet her, that's just asking for trouble.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)15:21 No.18057437
    Oh, I agree. I just think its gonna happen, regardless.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)15:25 No.18057471
    Considering how everyone else was acting?
    We're going to try to find Ursula in an elevator.

    And this is when we should be going into town to find some massage oil for Erica tonight, or getting some rest because we've already experienced a full day, or Hell, getting Erica some black tulips (Hartmann's signature).
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)15:29 No.18057495
    No, we're going to try to happen to run into her, and and up in a discussion about mutual feelings.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)15:31 No.18057504
    Mutual feelings AND SPOILERS, mate. Don't forget the spoilers.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)15:32 No.18057513
    Glad you liked the massage oil idea.

    A) Massaging her would be fun

    B) Erica Hartmann covered in oil.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)16:12 No.18057789
    I hope it's not an elevator.

    At this point, I'd like to see the morning spent resting, head out to town a little before lunch-ish, spend the afternoon there, and spend the evening with ???.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)16:14 No.18057806
    Aand I forgot my trip. Oh well. Not sure too much why I care.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)16:57 No.18058182
    Well according to these assholes >>18057033
    It doesn't matter if it's a dumb idea or not, we're going to go and find Ursula in the elevator, and your opinion doesn't matter because majority already voted for it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/22/12(Wed)16:59 No.18058206
    We'll just have to see what LG writes, in the end.
    Maybe hope he reads this post-game conversation in the archives, since the thread is pretty close to falling off page 15.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)17:00 No.18058212
    No, we were never suggesting finding her in an elevator. What the fuck are you talking about? We were talking about going and talking to her before class in the hope that the plot lines up in such a way that she confesses her feelings for us. What the fuck did you think we had been talking about? My nap was great, by the way.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)17:00 No.18058215
    Except they're wrong about a "majority" there where only 4 or 5 people talking about the issue, and at least two of us didn't want to talk to Ursula, maybe 3 with the tripfag saying their opinion was more of a "what if we run into her anyways" thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)17:02 No.18058239
    Glad you had a good nap.

    Still think the idea is dumb
    >girl likes guy
    >girl confesses feeling for guy
    >girl is forced to confront inescapable evidence of the fact that the guy is well and truly into her sister.

    I really don't see why you think it's a good course of action.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)17:06 No.18058274
    And where were you planning on intercepting her?
    She goes down to R&D, which is accessed via the elevators. Therefore, the most likely place to meet her without meeting with ourselves and causing a time-paradox would have been either the elevators down into R&D, or in R&D itself.
    R&D itself is a bad location simply because of the researchers there and we don't know the area.

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