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    90 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Stop! Hammertime! Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)06:23 No.18066295  
    Majaik, elegance, and an angry teaset. We have it all.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    YOu turn your attention to Billy's Hardware.
    You walk through the ironclad door.
    Rows upon rows of shelves in sight.
    Tools, and nails, planks of wood and even some gardening supplies.
    As you walk down one of the aisles a man clad in black leather pops up before you.
    His short shorts, vest, and cap studded in gleaming silver. large aviator glasses covering his eyes.

    "FOOOOOOOO!~ HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY YOU BEAUTIFUL BOY?" he asks as he thrusts his indecently in your direction hips.

    =-=-=-=-=-AND NOW=-=-=-=-=-=
    His thrusting hips inching closer and closer to you, his arms gesticulating obscenely in the air.
    The leatherclad man encroaches on your personal space.

    "So, boy, what can I do to you today?"

    [ ] I need an adult
    [ ] i gotta have some wood.
    [ ] are you billy?

    >Went to work on bike.
    >Go home
    >raise visor on helmet, it keeps fogging up
    >Moth flies into my mouth
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:26 No.18066312

    >I need some wood.

    We're going to be equal parts stoic and oblivious.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:26 No.18066316
    Did you eat it?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:27 No.18066320
    We also need to get a couple of copies of our room key made for Erica and Ursula.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:28 No.18066323
    Last thread we got priorities.

    >Get our hands on some nice hard wood we can pound some nails in and make our security ROCK HARD.
    I think we should remain totally stoic for this encounter. The idea of Somebody taking Hard Gay at face-value and not laughing amuses me greatly.
    >Acquire HAT.
    I'm thinking Semi-classy, like a Fedora or a Bowler.
    >Get Cake.
    We can buy it or bake it, but we need to make up with the twins.
    >Get BAG
    I think we should talk to Ash. If he don't got it, he probably knows someone who does.

    If we still need to kill time, let's hit up the bookstore.

    Otherwise, Go talk to Erica.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:28 No.18066325
    rolled 10 = 10


    "Good day, shopkeep. I require quite a lot of hard wood to reinforce my entrance. Where may I find it?"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)06:28 No.18066326
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    But it tasted like talc. had to spit it out.
    Spaeking of eating i need to get some rice on.

    >3 days on a riceball only forced diet.
    >I miss meat.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:29 No.18066331
    rolled 35 = 35

    I need some wood please mister can you help a poor butler to construct a machine of pain?

    (poor not in financial way)
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:30 No.18066333

    I'll update the list in a sec.


    I need an adult seems funny, but picturing Hayate standing there seemingly oblivious to Hard Gay made me laugh my ass off.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:31 No.18066338
    rolled 34 = 34

    Butler with a fedora? I can't even start to think of the awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:32 No.18066346
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:33 No.18066347

    >riceball only diet

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:33 No.18066348

    Oh god. I really hope we don't have to roll for composure.

    Because comedy gold. GOLD.


    Agreed. Maybe even one or two more just in case.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:35 No.18066356
    rolled 32 = 32

    Yes for the other future ladies who'll swoon over us. And Kamen. And Keima.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:36 No.18066357
    That's a doughnut you moron.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:36 No.18066358
    Eh, leaving spare keys around is a bad idea, if it gets misplaced and falls into someones hands who we don't want to give access to the room *cough* Shirou *cough*

    Better to just buy more if/when they're needed.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:37 No.18066365

    It was more of a rough way of the classy-ness of the hat.

    Top Hat's a bit much for the scenario, and a baseball cap is too casual.

    Bowler/Fedora is a nice ballpark.


    New list:

    >Get our hands on some nice hard wood we can pound some nails in and make our security ROCK HARD.
    I think we should remain totally stoic for this encounter. The idea of Somebody taking Hard Gay at face-value and not laughing amuses me greatly.
    >Make spare keys.
    For Twins and maybe one or two friends in case of emergency.
    >Acquire HAT.
    I'm thinking Semi-classy, like a Fedora or a Bowler.
    >Get Cake.
    We can buy it or bake it, but we need to make up with the twins.
    >Get BAG
    I think we should talk to Ash. If he don't got it, he probably knows someone who does.

    If we still need to kill time, let's hit up the bookstore.

    Otherwise, Go talk to Erica.

    Did I get everything this time?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:39 No.18066377
    rolled 19 = 19

    I think that's good.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)06:40 No.18066384
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    [x] I need an adult.

    "I need an adult.." You say quivering.
    "Ohohohoho, Don't worry your pretty little head." He says, as he latches onto you.
    "Not only am I an adult," His hands touches you in places youve never been touched before "I am also an adulterer."

    He takes out his mighty jackhammer and revs it to pound your pavement.
    As the first blow hits, you can only scream in pain.
    HARDER AND HARDER. His drill pierces your heavens.
    His auger dives into your untouched earth deeper and deeper.

    You break right there in the aisle, in between rows and rows of nails, screws and hooks, you were getting NAILED, SCREWED, and you think you just might get HOOKED on this.

    BAD END.
    [x] reload
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:40 No.18066385
    Goddamnit, this thread.

    It's 5:30, and I have a novella to read and a paper to write on it. Plus a test today. There goes any fucking chance of sleep until this fucking afternoon. After the test.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:42 No.18066399
    Hah! I live on the east coast, I've already been up for 20 hours.

    But damn it, I suggested the massage oil in the first place, and I'll stay up and continue reading until I get my Erica covered in oil!
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:43 No.18066407

    I want to be angry like I get with Papa-N, but fucking Hard Gay.

    I laugh my ass off every time he walks into frame.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:44 No.18066413
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:45 No.18066421
    rolled 10 = 10

    MORE CAFFEINE! Also serious poker face activate, we are in need of wood for our not-so-healthy contraption of obedience.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:46 No.18066425
    Speaking of which what has happened to papa n? Never see him around anymore, did he finish up HLQ?

    Also goddamn you LG I love your bad ends more than I should
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:47 No.18066431
    rolled 73 = 73

    Banned for some silly reason.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:49 No.18066437
    [x]Are you Billy?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)06:50 No.18066442
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    "Good day, shopkeep. I require quite a lot of hard wood to hammer into my entrance. Where may I find it?" you answer in the straightest face you could muster.
    "Oh? Well i have your hard wood right here." He says as he begins to pull down his zipper.
    "I believe you have mistaken me. I mean lumber."
    "well. thats no fun." he says dejected.

    He leads you down another aisle and shows you various types of wood to examine.
    "You just take your time bubble-butt," he says witha slap on your ass. "I'll be waiting at the counter for you."

    You examine the lumber available.
    The feel of the wood under your fingers throws you back to memories of working a construction site just so you could have enough lunch money for school in the 8th grade. You remember the splinters and blisters you received on your first night on the job.The near miss with the badly balanced crane load.

    [ ]Teak
    [ ]Birch
    [ ]Mahogany
    [ ]Oak

    >FORCED diet.
    Im too broke.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:51 No.18066448
    [x] Mahogany.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:51 No.18066450
    Mahogany or oak, they'd be the most durable.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:53 No.18066461
    >The feel of the wood under your fingers throws you back to memories of working a construction site just so you could have enough lunch money for school in the 8th grade.
    Jesus Christ, these are like Vietnam flashbacks.
    Only sadder and funnier at the same time

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:54 No.18066466

    "Not just any Mahogany, Mahogany from the planet Malchior VII where the trees are Eight Hundred feet tall and breath FIRE!"
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:55 No.18066475
    Hayate has the quintessential sob story

    the being sold for 150 million yen? that's not even the worst of it, it's about par for the course.

    Get sick enough to be completely bedridden? well his mother is off to the racetracks to bet on the horses.

    The imagery in the manga suggests he was maybe 7 in that particular flashback.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:56 No.18066476

    >The feel of the wood under your fingers throws you back to memories of working a construction site just so you could have enough lunch money for school in the 8th grade.

    We really need to start sharing this stuff.

    Comedy Gold.

    I'm pretty sure we have enough raw pity from our childhood that we could skull-fuck a baby and still be considered decent folks.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:57 No.18066477
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    rolled 51 = 51

    Yes! YES!
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:57 No.18066481
    But also harder to cut.
    But also classy as shit.
    I vote mahogany.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:58 No.18066488
    I think oak it comes up beautifully when polished and is a very classy looking wood.

    Although mahogany does serve much the same purpose tbh
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:59 No.18066492
    >harder to cut

    That's kinda the point, we're reinforcing the frames so Shirou can't "accidentally" force the door by busting the frame.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)06:59 No.18066494

    There's a lot of little details we add in too.

    Like the bit about how he occasionally hums a happy tune when he's working?

    He heard it coming out of a gentleman's club after the thugs beating him to send his parents a message left him in a dark alley with the rain pouring down.

    That song made his Tenth Birthday his happiest.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:00 No.18066496
    Wow hayate's backstory is so fucking tragic it comes right out the far side and becomes hilarious
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:01 No.18066498
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    rolled 40 = 40

    God damn that feel...
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:01 No.18066505

    I fucking read that in the voice.


    >That song made his Tenth Birthday his happiest.

    I don't care what LG says, that little nugget is canon.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:01 No.18066506
    How about the fact that his parents pawned off the one chance he'd ever have at happiness for ~$25
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:03 No.18066516
    rolled 62 = 62

    Oh I thought we were making something for Erica and us to have fun with/in
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/23/12(Thu)07:03 No.18066518
    That wonderful, deep reddish colour. Go with it.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:03 No.18066521

    >How about the fact that his parents pawned off the one chance he'd ever have at happiness for ~$25

    I don't remember this one.

    I do remember a 6 year old Hayate being told by Santa that poor kids who's parent's didn't love them don't deserve to have a Merry Christmas.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:03 No.18066523
    It IS canon.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:04 No.18066526
    That's what the massage oil is for.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:04 No.18066533
    The ring that he was given by A-tan when he was a kid.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:05 No.18066540
    rolled 43 = 43

    Why can't we use the excess wood and the oil?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:06 No.18066543

    Wait, something like that actually happened?

    I just made that shit up spur of the moment a couple of threads ago.

    [never read/watched the show he's from]
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)07:06 No.18066544
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    [x] Mahogany.
    You select some choice pieces of mahogany, enough to reinforce your door and some other side project you might think about.

    You think of how to bring the pieces you've selected to the counter, but you spot a couple of paperbags hanging off a rack at arm's length.
    Taking one of the bags you slip the pieces of lumber you have chosen.

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:07 No.18066550
    Nails, hammer, and the keys.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:07 No.18066554
    rolled 60 = 60

    Make spare keys
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:08 No.18066559

    Nails, tools.

    Also get 3-4 spare keys for the room made.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:08 No.18066562
    Steel plates for the door.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:09 No.18066567
    Fucking Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:09 No.18066569
    From the hardware store, wood screws, a drill and bits, and a saw. Hammer, nails, and wood glue can't hurt either. Maybe a level, tape measure, and paint/finish. We're classy as fuck butlers, so we should take pride in our jury-rigged door strengtheners.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:10 No.18066575
    Jesus Christ, we're not making a bank vault, we're just trying to keep Shirou out.
    Actually yeah, steel plates. And reinforced hinges.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:10 No.18066577
    Kraus can turn into tools. He did that when we installed the locks from Gai
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:10 No.18066581
    >Jury rigged

    Nope, we're going to do it right, which fortunately we can due to previous construction experience.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:12 No.18066593
    rolled 77 = 77


    Maybe something like one of those Engaged/Available things some public toilet doors have, so someone doesn't come in during fun times?

    > Captain ladyyis
    That's the game plan, CAPTCHA.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:12 No.18066594
    I can just picture our room turning more and more into a paranoids dream, eventually we're going to have anti-Shirou turrets retinal scanners, a blast door, the works.

    And it will be hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:16 No.18066623
    >and it will be horrifying
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)07:18 No.18066641
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    Thinking that you should reinforce your door further, you head down to another aisle to get some steel plates.

    There you find a tall well built Caucasian wearing nothing but tight, white briefs.
    He seems to be preoccupied with polishing some brass rods with a towel.

    You sneak past him the best that you could. But still feel a hard smack of a towel against your behind.

    You hurry and grab what steel you can find, stash them in the paper bag and head down to the register.

    You hand the bag over to the still gyrating black clad man and he rings your purchase through.
    You then hand him your set of room keys to be duplicated 3 times.

    This accomplished, you hurriedly pay and walk out the door before he can make any further advances on you.

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:18 No.18066643
    Then Mike wanders into the dorms, and walks right the fuck back out muttering about how he's not paid enough to deal with this shit (and remember as trainees we're being paid $6200 a week, mike as a trainer presumably gets paid far far more)
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:21 No.18066655
    What time is approximately? After lunch yet?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:21 No.18066657
    Check time, if it's near evening we may need to head back before purchasing everything on our list, other wise
    >see list
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)07:21 No.18066659
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    Oh and since you guys managed to survive lunch, ill drop this chart here.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:22 No.18066672
    rolled 30 = 30

    Hang on, didn't Gai go to this store to get us the extra locks?

    ...We should REALLY get him something nice since we're out shopping.

    > distinctly dsiderf

    Yes, he really does deserve something nice, CAPTCHA.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)07:22 No.18066674
    lunch was over when you finished the little swordfight with mike.

    Time is now mid afternoon. IDK maybe 2:30ish
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:23 No.18066677
    It's well after lunch, we were hanging out with mike for lunch.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:23 No.18066683
    Ok, then we still need that cake, the hat and a leather satchel for carrying stuff.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:24 No.18066686
    >near miss
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:24 No.18066689
    Shit you planned out for us to try and seduce Keima again? I know we like the joke but I don't think we are going that far until we have the gender change potion ready
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:26 No.18066700
    >No Nanoha

    Totally could have wrecked that chart if we had gone with her instead.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:26 No.18066704
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)07:27 No.18066711
    Multiple keima seduction routes.
    >ROOFTOP seduction
    goddessmode keima
    male keima
    >TOwn/park seduction
    could be guy or female keima
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:28 No.18066715

    We have a to-do list now!

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:30 No.18066724
    I thought that only lasted 5 minutes? Unless Elsie can do a cut down version which changes Keima girls but no other differences
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:30 No.18066727

    No longer sure how serious this shit is.

    But it's fucking funny.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)07:32 No.18066736
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    You decide to get ingredients for a cake you want to bake for the 2 wonderful ladies who's company you have been enjoying recently.

    You head back to Pantasia.
    Now only the girl and the kid are working the counters.

    [ ]girl
    [ ]kid
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:33 No.18066738
    Given LG's style so far it is all serious
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:33 No.18066745
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:34 No.18066747

    Girl I guess.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)07:36 No.18066756
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    all seduction routes for keima lead to getting SHIROU'd

    had it that way to keep the thing all hetero... for now.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:36 No.18066758
    Make sure we look nice and thoughtful by asking her what kind of cake we should get for a girl we like
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:40 No.18066772

    I have this mental image of Kemia trying to focus on something when his mind drifts.

    >"You know, the outfit's kinda embarrassing, but bunny-mode's pretty awesome."
    >"With the speed boosts and the strength-boosts, I'm so agile I might as well be wearing nothing at all!"
    >"Nothing at all."

    And then Elsie says someone and he flips out.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:41 No.18066776

    We already know the cake.

    We're just not sure if we should but it or bake it yet.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/23/12(Thu)07:42 No.18066782
    Damnit Shirou!
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:43 No.18066783
    So... Is goddessmode Keima male or female?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:43 No.18066785
    But once we perfect the genderswap potion, all bets are off, right?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:44 No.18066794
    Female apparently
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:45 No.18066799

    Oh god, I can't stop laughing.


    Meh. If it's pretty, fuck it. Worry about implications later.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)07:46 No.18066804
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    Having had enough weird encounters with males this day, you decide to talk to the girl.
    The green ribbons in her hair sway as she bubbly converses with you.
    "Back so soon?" She smiles "what can I get you?"

    "Well," You begin, "I wanted to bake a cake for these really special ladies in my life. And I was wondering, what kind of cake a girl might like."

    "That's easy." she replies. "Chocolate of course!"
    "okay, ill have the fixings for that please."

    As she moves around behind the counter for the various ingredients, her nice firm buns trace themselves in her skirt. Your thoughts wander into how much you'd like to butter them.

    She finishes putting together a complete set of ingredients and lays them out for you on the counter-top.

    "would that be all?" she asks you with a smile

    [ ] butter her buns, lay it on thick
    [ ] just trim the crust.
    [ ] yes
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)07:47 No.18066810
    You're not sure yet.
    You might need to check under the hood.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:47 No.18066812

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:48 No.18066815

    Trim the crust

    Crust taste goooood
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:48 No.18066816
    [X] Butter her buns

    I know chances are Erica and Ursula are about to walk in the door but still
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:49 No.18066818
    >Butter her buns
    [x] Yes.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:50 No.18066825
    Im assuming these are to seduce her?
    Just trim the crust for now.
    Introduce yourself and get her name.
    make more visits to the bakeshop later
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:50 No.18066827


    Then leave before our dick gets us into MORE trouble.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:53 No.18066840



    Erica WILL find out.

    She WILL.

    I don't care if she says it's casual, she obviously isn't being 100% straight with us.

    She will NEUTER us. And not joke bad-end either.

    Nothing good lies down this road.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/23/12(Thu)07:54 No.18066844
    >[x] butter her buns, lay it on thick

    Dem sweetbuns. They need butter.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:54 No.18066847
    this will end badly we have to get the fuck out.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:55 No.18066850
    This anon has the right of it, she's looking like she'll share with her sister, and may share with others if she knows about them beforehand, but she's being awful clingy for a "not serious relationship"
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:56 No.18066859

    Some jealousy is good. She may then decide to make it official.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/23/12(Thu)07:57 No.18066864
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    On second thought, despite the amusement factor, and my poor decision making after 15+ hours of being awake...

    I do have to agree with

    Things will not end will with Hayate/Susan if Erica finds out and is offended/upset/murderous.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:57 No.18066867

    This might be legitimate bad-end territory.

    "So hey, remember how I did the sex-tape thing yesterday? Then I went and broke time, got your sister to confess her feelings to me prior to that, and fucked some girl in a bakery."
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:58 No.18066873
    Fine then trim the crust instead of this.

    The hue is just so overpoweringly alluring though
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)07:59 No.18066880
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    "Yes, that would be fine."
    As she rings up the purchase and hands it to you you say "I thank you for the assistance miss..."
    "Tsukino, I'm Tsukino."
    You make a gracious bow to her, "Thank you miss Tsukino, I'll make sure to visit your fine establishment again in the near future."

    You head out of Pantasia.
    You are now in desperate need of a single container for all your purchases by now.
    Sure these disposable bags of holdings are fine, but carrying around assorted plastic and paper bags just isnt your style.


    "hey man, do y-" You're interrupted before you could finish your question
    "A nice bag of holding? Nope. all out. Did you try Helga's?"

    "Yes. But she made a deal i coudnt accept."
    "wise choice. Try the Inconvenience Store or you could wait a couple more minutes," he says as he checks his watch. "The other shops should come up soon."

    [ ] 9-11 inconvenience store
    [ ] wait for whatever he means
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)07:59 No.18066881

    >"So hey, remember how I did the sex-tape thing yesterday? Then I went and broke time, got your sister to confess her feelings to me prior to that, and fucked some girl in a bakery."

    Actually, yeah.

    What the fuck are we thinking?

    Christ, we're here buying an apology gift for the LAST time we fucked up.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:01 No.18066883

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:01 No.18066886
    Good things come to those who [x] wait.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:02 No.18066890

    "What do you mean by that?"

    We should ask before making any decisions.

    Also, ask if there's a decent tailor in town. We're still pretty new here after all.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/23/12(Thu)08:02 No.18066892
    My curosity is pricked.
    Wait for whatever it is.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:03 No.18066896
    Wait, so a Baba Yaga being in town is a normal thing? also, new shops?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:04 No.18066897

    Waiting sounds good. Might as well ask >>18066890

    Since we're chilling anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:05 No.18066902
    I think the other shops. 9-11 is going to be sheer concentrated derp
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)08:07 No.18066915
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    You decide to wait, intrigued by what the clerk at the RIDICULOUSLY CONVENIENT STORE said.

    A few minutes later, as you bite into your third croissant, you see a short man with white hair and an oversized hat run out of the big municipal building.

    He's ringing a small bell as he walks across the storefront saying, "CHANGE PLACES!"
    As he reaches the end of the row of stores, they all pull themselves up by their foundations and switch places around.

    In a flash a whole new row of stores sit before you.

    With a sweeping look you check the signs on these stores.

    ****ROLL 1d100****
    First five rolls over fifty will be a store

    He's ringing a big bell as he walks by the storefronts.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:08 No.18066918

    I am worried that it will be literal.

    Also, maybe it's because AMERICA but the 9-11 makes me a bit uneasy.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:09 No.18066920
    rolled 65 = 65

    The misidentified potions shop.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:10 No.18066926
    rolled 81 = 81

    Olgreb's Toxic Radiance
    It's a bar.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:10 No.18066929
    rolled 18 = 18

    CREEDS tobacco shop
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:10 No.18066930
    rolled 11 = 11


    "Ackbar's legitimate shop for legitimate people [not a thinly disguised black-market]"
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:10 No.18066932
    rolled 34 = 34

    Ye Oldde Magaik Item Shoppe..
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:11 No.18066934
    rolled 62 = 62

    HAT AND COLD all weather hat shop
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:11 No.18066936
    rolled 65 = 65

    Slanesh' Secret.
    A lingerie shoppe
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:12 No.18066940
    rolled 24 = 24

    wait. so ALL THE STORES are baba yaga huts?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:12 No.18066941
    rolled 23 = 23

    YES. Rolling to support this.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:12 No.18066945
    rolled 73 = 73

    SkullSmasha Gubbinz Shop
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:13 No.18066946
    rolled 95 = 95

    Mrs Megorium's potion emporium.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:13 No.18066948
    rolled 72 = 72

    rolling for THIS.
    lets get mike some cigars
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:13 No.18066949
    rolled 71 = 71


    "The Horrible Revelation"

    Fine clothing establishment.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/23/12(Thu)08:17 No.18066974
    rolled 28 = 28

    The Traveler's Outfit.

    A shop containg among other things, travelling goods, such as satchels, rucksacks, cloaks, boots, and such items as travellers and other buisness persons might need on the road.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:19 No.18066985
    rolled 48 = 48


    also supporting.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:19 No.18066987
    rolled 51 = 51

    lol, only 4 shops that could possibly have sold any of the items we were looking for, and only 1 of them made it in.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)08:20 No.18066992
         File: 1330003224.jpg-(72 KB, 715x419, crows-nest-shop-row-old-n.jpg)
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    rolled 2, 1 = 3

    Okay we have.
    >Olgreb's Toxic Radiance
    >The misidentified potions shop.
    >SkullSmasha Gubbinz Shop
    >Slanesh' Secret.
    >HAT AND COLD all weather hat shop

    As your mind reels a bit from the bit of architectural musical chairs you've just witnessed you scan the new shops now in view.

    You spot a lingerie store
    a hat shop
    a medieval looking tavern
    a potion shop that looks like it's seen better days
    and what appears to be a junk shop

    Im rolling to see which shops we go to
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:21 No.18066999
    >Implying a Bag of Holding would not be in the 'Gubbinz' item class.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)08:21 No.18067003
    rolled 2, 5 = 7

    wow I roll bad.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:21 No.18067004
    Lingerie shop. Let's get something that will turn Erica on for ourselves. Something... lacey.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:22 No.18067006


    What? Why?

    Why can't we choose?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:22 No.18067011
    rolled 83 = 83

    Naah, not anywhere near shiny enough to be gubbinz.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:22 No.18067012
    >something for ourselves that will turn Erica on
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:22 No.18067013
    The hat store, for the time-travel hat!
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:23 No.18067016
    Yeah, that's what I meant.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:23 No.18067017
    And a bowler.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:23 No.18067021

    Let's not.

    We don't MIND cross-dressing, but we don't active seek out chances to go in drag.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:24 No.18067028
    I'm not suggesting drag, I'm suggesting some kind of lacey male lingerie. It exists. Erica would get a huge kick out of it too.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:24 No.18067029
    I know, but your sentence structure was terrible.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:25 No.18067037

    The Bowler IS the time-travel hat.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:26 No.18067038
    Bro, I was thanking you for helping me clarify, not trying to defend myself.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)08:26 No.18067041
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    rolled 1, 2 = 3

    derp that will do.
    You decide to check out the hilariously named 'misidentified potions shop'

    Inside you find shelves labeled [HEALING POTIONS, We think.] and [IMMORTALITY WATER, if it kills you, you get your money back.]

    You spot the shop-keep, its a little red headed girl wearing a brown cloak with various vials stuck in multiple holsters on her person.

    "See anything you like?" She asks you
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:27 No.18067045
    Nope, on to the haberdasher/lingerie shop. The things in here are not worth the risk.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:27 No.18067046

    Let's just not do the lingerie thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:27 No.18067047
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:28 No.18067054
    rolled 29 = 29

    Actually, buy a bunch of them, we can Practice Identifying them and replicating them with Kraus.

    And they seem like they'll be cheap.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:30 No.18067064
    You guys realize we don't get to pick the shops right? He rolled for them.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:30 No.18067070
    >Magical Amber

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)08:31 No.18067077
    >rolled for shops since idk. make things faster i guess
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:32 No.18067084
    It's all good, dude.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:33 No.18067086
    Jesus, dice really want us to visit the hat shop.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:34 No.18067092

    To be fair, we went into this with a list, and no real reason to go investigating other shit.

    Ah well, live and learn.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)08:35 No.18067105
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    "Maybe," you ask her curious as to what potions you might pick up in here.
    "How much are they?"

    "Half a gupta per liter." She answers. "Or you can get the 5 liter grab bag for only 2 guptas."
    she motions to an assortment of various vials and bottles in a basket
    [ ]buy? how much?
    [ ]no buy?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:37 No.18067109
    2 grab bags. EXPERIMENTATION~
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:37 No.18067112
    rolled 76 = 76


    Sounds like a good idea to me.
    Getting good at making potions is important for all sorts of current and future plans.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:37 No.18067113
    [x] No

    we are looking for a bag of holding, not buying potion

    ask her where to buy it
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:38 No.18067116
    And a hat.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:39 No.18067124
    It's fucking Kohaku!
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:40 No.18067127
    rolled 94 = 94


    Aren't potions usually small dosages? like 20 doses to the liter?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:40 No.18067130
    rolled 35 = 35

    Dont have any gender bending potions do you?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:41 No.18067132
    But the red one has such a snazzy logo!
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:41 No.18067133
    That's the joke.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:41 No.18067134
    buy a bag

    Who knows what shit well get.
    Maybe a perfect, non expiring version of the gender bender
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:41 No.18067137

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)08:42 No.18067143
    Shes talking about the total volume of the sale.
    Multiple vials for a liter.
    She has no idea what the fuck the bottles contain so shes selling them off by volume
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:43 No.18067146
    Let's just buy a medium-sized grab bag, then move on to buying a bowler and some frilly draws.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:45 No.18067155

    >No idea what she's doing.

    Let's NOT buy this shit.

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:46 No.18067166
    We should ask Ryuu about testing unknown potions sometime.
    For now, we have Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:47 No.18067167


    Fuel for testing on shirou

    "Ah, so no. 4 sets the drinker on fire..."
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:47 No.18067168
    rolled 41 = 41

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:47 No.18067171
    Buy two bags.
    Don't test on Shirou. We might be getting into trouble.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:48 No.18067174
    Guys, we have goals, remember?

    We need to FOCUS.

    Let's not throw away money on potions right now, and instead get the only things on our list: A bag and a Hat.

    We can come back to the shop later, for now: Stick To The Plan.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:49 No.18067179
    A bag, a hat, and some lacey underwear.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:51 No.18067186


    Come on guys, can we bat at the shinyies when we AREN'T worried about paradox?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:51 No.18067192

    >Lacey Underwear.

    You are in no way helping.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)08:51 No.18067193
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    You decide it's best to not mess with any mystery potions until you become confident with your alchemy skills.

    Instead you ask her if she knows where you could buy a bag of holding.

    "Have you tried Helga's?" she asks
    YOu tell her that you've decided to not deal with Helga.
    "Well, the Bureau PX should have some for sale to it's operatives. But only people connected to the IDPKB can buy from it."

    You almost facepalm after realizing that you shouldave checked the Bureau itself before hand.

    You take your leave of the weird potion shop and head back out, your feet leading you to the hat shop next door
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:52 No.18067197
    Fuck yeah, let's get a bowler.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:53 No.18067200
    Except the reason we're out on the town batting at shinies in the first place is due to the fact that we're worried about paradox.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:56 No.18067212
    rolled 83 = 83

    Rolling for the best damn bowler ever.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:58 No.18067226
    Next time I am rolling for us to get Recettear

    Just know it would be worth it
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:59 No.18067232
    But what would we do with a 3% bonus to Guptas earned?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)08:59 No.18067236

    Nah, Recettear would probably be running the PX, racketeering.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:01 No.18067244
    I'd like to come back here sometime, get a grab-bag in order to get some ideas for new potions.

    At the haberdashery, let's get a bowler.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)09:02 No.18067246
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    You enter the hatshope, all sorts of headwearare laid out on tables throught the shop, weirdly enough there are also some cakes and what appears to be a durian fruit intermixed with them.
    There are a few vending machines placed against the wall to one side.

    Near the back is a counter where a little girl wearing red and green sits, she seems to be in a heated argument with a fairy.

    "But Tear! the cakes are cute!"
    "No, we're trying to run a hat shop here. Not a bakery."

    The fairy notices you and asks "Do we have something we might need?"

    >luckily had the recettear screenshot just for this
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:02 No.18067248
    Good point
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:02 No.18067250
    rolled 3 = 3

    Aw she's not running the PX.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:03 No.18067257
    "Do you have any bowler hats? I'm looking for a good 'beware of paradoxes because I'm a time traveler' hat."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)09:04 No.18067258
    missed those posts when i was typing that up and looking through my recettear screenshots.


    well, i guess i can have her work the PX on weekends
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:04 No.18067259
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    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:04 No.18067260
    "Yes, miss, I am in the market for a hat. A bowler type, if possible."
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:05 No.18067266
    rolled 18 = 18


    Huzzah! We give up on spending 4 guptas for hundreds of potentially useful potions so we can get conned out of all our guptas while buying a hat for when we play at being time travellers!
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:06 No.18067269
    rolled 29 = 29

    Also ask where you can get that same sort of system which announces the news, like if something's cheap or expensive etc.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:07 No.18067272
    Maybe Alouette and Prime run that.

    Remember in the game they had that fuckhueg chain of stores.

    "Hi I am looking for a hat, a fake mustache and a bag of holding"
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:09 No.18067278
    We were at a shop NAMED mislabeled potions.

    W would be lucky if the least we got was gender swapped more likely we would of gotten a "FUCK YOU AND DIE" potion
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)09:10 No.18067286
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    "Do you have any bowler hats? I'm looking for a good 'beware of paradoxes because I'm a time traveler' hat." you answer her.

    "Ah, a gallifreyan special." she answers.
    "Recette, get our customer that one we keep in the back. No, not the fluffy pink one. the one in the box."

    The little girl runs out to the back of the store and quickly comes out with a classy black bowler hat.

    "That would be 400yonks" she tells you as she shows it to you.

    i shall also match rolls with you.
    2 rolls must be higher than mine to beat me.
    You need to beat 2 of my rolls.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:10 No.18067287
    We probably would have gotten gender-swapped while drinking a healing potion, then bleed to death for a [bad end].
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:10 No.18067288
    rolled 28 = 28


    A "FUCK YOU AND DIE" potion is not useful for shooting at enemies?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:11 No.18067290
    rolled 78 = 78


    "I can't pay that much"
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:12 No.18067293
    rolled 76 = 76

    We will get paid for taking it.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:12 No.18067297
    rolled 11 = 11

    THEY ARE MISLABELED. The 'fuck you and die' potion would be labeled a healing potion, or an awesome sex elixer, or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:13 No.18067298
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:13 No.18067299
    And jewelry that can store majaikal energy if it is possible
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)09:13 No.18067303
    rolled 59 = 59

    My first roll.
    two rolls before this need to beat this
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:13 No.18067305
    rolled 48 = 48

    Two rolls beat that.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:14 No.18067310
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    rolled 31 = 31

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:14 No.18067313
    rolled 63 = 63

    Do we roll again? I'm rolling anyway. YOU CAN'T STOP MEEEEEE
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)09:15 No.18067318
    rolled 17 = 17

    "300." you counter offer.
    "NOOOOOO." she says "black things are in demand right now. 375"

    My second roll
    2 rolls after this must beat this
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:16 No.18067322
    rolled 99 = 99

    Easy mode.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/23/12(Thu)09:16 No.18067324
    rolled 89, 77 = 166

    Ah Bartering. Let's see if we can't knock off a hundred or two from the price.
    >"Shall we say... 200?"

    (Rolling 2d100 since I'm not sure what dice you want to use. d100 seems to be the usual.)
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:16 No.18067326
    rolled 53 = 53

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:16 No.18067327
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/23/12(Thu)09:17 No.18067333
    Oh wait. You said two of your rolls not two dice. My bad. Count only the first of the pair then. (I need another cup of coffee it seems.)
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:18 No.18067339
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    Pic related
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:21 No.18067355
    rolled 54 = 54


    Thank you for stating all that obvious for me, but I'm afraid we could take the time to learn what they actually do.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)09:21 No.18067356
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    rolled 77 = 77

    "250" You offer again, just to shake her.
    "Oh okay." she hands you the hat knowing that you have her fully beat.

    You walk out of the shop with a new hat and 250yonks lighter.

    back in the open, you see that the sun is just about to go down.

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:22 No.18067359
    rolled 79 = 79

    Check time, if enough, visit Ursula
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:23 No.18067368
    Head back to the room and wait for Erica.

    You're an idiot our other self is about to do that right around this time
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:23 No.18067369

    We should have entered the Tardis by now.

    Head back, bake cake and prepare to massage.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:23 No.18067370
    rolled 53 = 53

    It's about this time that we went into the TARDIS, right? No need to worry about paradoxes anymore. Let's go give the twins a massage.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:24 No.18067373

    Are we in the clear? Anytime after we went to learn alchemy and we should be fine.

    Go back to the base store and get the bag.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:24 No.18067376
    rolled 87 = 87

    cake then massage
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:24 No.18067378
    No, the sun was setting when we left the classroom.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:25 No.18067379
    rolled 30 = 30

    Oh, I'm changing my vote from this...
    To this.
    No, we encountered her just after lunch. We're in the clear now.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:25 No.18067382
    DONT. We are just about to have that elevator encounter with her.
    The one where we apologized for the sex tape.
    I say head to the room and prepare for the twins.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:25 No.18067383
    Do this
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:26 No.18067387
    rolled 35 = 35

    Time to make a cake. That should keep us out of the loop juuust long enough.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:26 No.18067388
    No, we were in class just after lunch, our past self encountered Ursula in the elevator on the way from the discussion about teams, to learning from Ryuu.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:27 No.18067390
    Hit up the PX for a bag, upgrade our room's security, and then go get that cake baked.

    Show Erica the Time Travel Hat.

    Inform her of the purpose of the Time Travel Hat.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:28 No.18067396
    rolled 48 = 48

    Yeah, let's do our work to prepare for the evening. Keep out of our timestream for any reason.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:29 No.18067400
    Okay fags. this is what happened.


    Go to ryuu's for lessons.
    Head out to the library at [21:32]
    Then we head to the DOCTOR

    this period of time where we go from place to place IS THE MOST DANGEROUS OF THE DAY.
    We dont know what time paradoxes will result of us bumping into ourselves

    WE GO TO THE ROOM. We cant trigger paradoxes with anyone there, since the only one were with right now is URSULA.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:30 No.18067409
    rolled 86 = 86

    Agreed. It's cake time. While the cake is baking, we'll upgrade our door.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/23/12(Thu)09:31 No.18067410
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    How about we combine the best suggestions?
    Get a bag of holding from the PX, then head back, reinforce door, bake cake, prep for massage, set up subtle lighting and scenery, the whole deal.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:31 No.18067411
    Bro, only one person suggested meeting Ursula. Everyone else is suggesting cake.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:31 No.18067415
    >time travel discussion

    Go to the PX get a bag
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:35 No.18067426
    I am in favor of getting shit done, in the order listed.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:38 No.18067433
    I agree except bake the cake before we do the door. That shit's gotta have time to cool, yo.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:38 No.18067437
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)09:39 No.18067445
    You guys best be very carefull
    You are skating on thin ice.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:41 No.18067452

    Running around campus is too dangerous
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:41 No.18067453
    What, trying to do too much at once?
    Drop the door stuff then that can wait. Bag too.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:41 No.18067455

    Crap, LG, what was Susan doing at this time?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:41 No.18067456
    Don't go anywhere except straight back into our room until it's such a time that we would be in the TARDIS. Enter through the window via flying saucer if possible.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:42 No.18067460
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    rolled 10 = 10

    Yeah we've kind of noticed.
    And that's what makes it all the more fun.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:42 No.18067462
    Yeah. Lets get shit done
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)09:43 No.18067463
    YOu should be apologizing to URSULA at this moment.
    Your team has dispersed, unknown locations for all
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:43 No.18067465

    Our plan is a quick in and out for the store, go back to the room in a roundabout fashion, lock ourselves in and set to work.

    Unless you know something we don't about the store, we should be fine.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:43 No.18067466
    Then back to the room now.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:44 No.18067471
    That means it's post interaction, we can safely explain what's going on if they ask since they won't be talking to our past self.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:45 No.18067473

    Well, we didn't run into anybody, so we should be fine.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:45 No.18067474
    Liberal use of stopwatch?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:46 No.18067478
    Alright, let's skip going to the PX; too much chance of running into someone.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:47 No.18067482

    Then the objective is to get back to the room, not by the corridors, though.

    Sneak onto the grounds, then activate Bunny mode and timestop, fly to our window and enter.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:48 No.18067487

    Past us is going to be mixing cocktails for a while, and didn't really talk to anybody since then.

    We should be good for the store if we hurry, but then we need to do a hermit impression.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)09:52 No.18067500
    >concensus, ROOM

    You head back to the Bureau.
    As you enter the gates, you stealthily go around back alleys and emergency routes to the to the dorms.
    You see Gai, Keima, Kenji and Jun enter through the front running close behind them is shirou with a shovel.

    You have 3 options of getting in.
    [ ]front
    [ ]rear
    [ ]window
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)09:52 No.18067504
    i think i should make a small map of bureau grounds.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:52 No.18067505

    ...but I really want to know what they're doing.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:53 No.18067507


    Lock everything until further notice.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:54 No.18067509

    Window. Activate timestop and bunny mode before we go as well.

    1 minute should be sufficient to get us in.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:55 No.18067512
    Window. But do it time-stopped.
    Should we risk Bunnymode with Kraus in OH GOD MY BRAINS condition?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:55 No.18067513

    Could we send J to find out what's up?

    Have him return to us later?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:55 No.18067515
    rolled 71 = 71

    Keimas mouth.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:56 No.18067517

    Ask him if he can do so, i guess.


    Oh god, thats a good idea. He can stay nearby and eavesdrop.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:56 No.18067518
    We're on the second floor guys. We don't need bunny-mode.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)09:58 No.18067524
    Anyways, Kraus should be able to signal when we go to see the Doctor since he'll probably stop being Schrodinger's teaset once our past self is inside the Tardis.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:02 No.18067545
    I have a truly morbid desire to know why Shirou has a shovel...

    But window will have to do for now.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:03 No.18067556

    Probably Fudge
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:03 No.18067558
    Window, and use Bunny Mode to get in quickly.
    Lock both the window and the door.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:04 No.18067560
    It's to dig fudge.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:06 No.18067575
    >Shirou mining fudge
    >has dug a tunnel much longer than his room would allow
    Dear God, he may tunnelled into the Elemental Plane of Fudge.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:06 No.18067579

    ...Unlimited Fudge Works
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:07 No.18067580
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)10:11 No.18067596
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    >optional: JAKOB SCOUT

    You slink your way to the side of the dorms. and take Jakob out of your hat.
    "Hey J, can you go through the front and up to our room and scout for me?" YOu ask you little white companion
    "Of course sir." he says as he goes off hopping towards the front of the dorm to enter through the front door.

    "Hey Kraus, Buddy." You ask your partner.
    "You okay to use some Majaik now?"


    "Okay buddy," You tell him, I'll just be needing a saucer to get up to the room.

    'Sir,' Jakob contacts you mentally 'your male classmates are currently crowding around Mister Shirou's room watching him attack the fudge.'

    'Okay J, thanks for the heads up.' you tell him in return. 'ill sneak you in through the door once im in the room.'

    You take out a saucer and enlarge it for flight and float up to your room.
    Once there, you open the door just enough to get Jakob inside.

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:13 No.18067599
    rolled 66 = 66

    It's cake time. But first cover the door so that the odours won't get out to the hallway.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:13 No.18067602
    Let's head on in. If we can't summon up a kitchen yet, we may as well watch Shirou mining fudge.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:13 No.18067603
    Lock the door, close the window shutters.

    Then read the alchemy book or take nap again.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:13 No.18067604

    Batter down the hatches. They're close by so it might be a good idea to bake or work on reinforcing the door.

    Lets do some reading of the books.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:13 No.18067605
    And maybe setup for double massage.
    Hey, idea, the girls can eat cake while getting massaged.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:14 No.18067607


    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:14 No.18067611
    And the window.
    Prepare our cake ingredients, but wait until our past self is safely into the TARDIS. We can't have Kraus set up a kitchen for us until then.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:14 No.18067612
    Lock door, leave window unlocked for Erica, bake cake.

    While cake is baking, upgrade the door frame and the door.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:15 No.18067616
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:15 No.18067617

    Shirou's room is very close by.

    DO NOTHING that will produce a smell or loud noises, aka baking or working on the door.

    Read the books we got.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:20 No.18067637
    We are free from any paradoxes.
    Everyone in the dorms isnt someone were interacting with right now.
    We couldave gone in through the front door no question.
    Noone knows where we went after the class. WE couldave easily just been walking slower than everyone else.


    I say, see the shenanigans with shirou and the guys.
    or get gai to help with carpentry work
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:20 No.18067640
    But Shirou's room is RIGHT THERE.
    Loud noises, like reinforcing the doors, will attract him and the other guys.

    And the smell of baking a chocolate cake is going to get him to come running and ruin the cake. Do you really want us to get Shirou'ed that badly?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:20 No.18067642
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:21 No.18067647

    Our interaction with the guys now will not result in any paradoxes.
    Much like our interaction with URSULA earlier.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:23 No.18067656
    Oh god OP just do something it is nearly 2:30 AM here I need to sleeeeep.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:23 No.18067659

    I'm gonna meta abit and point out that LG said we're on thin ice.

    This is a quest GM's "Are you sure you wanna do that?"

    Risking ANYTHING right now is not a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:24 No.18067667
    He meant that when we were considering checking out the PX i think
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:24 No.18067668
    No, see the Ursula thing could have resulted in paradox, the flowchart explicitly said so.

    That's separate from what's going on here, as they have no reason to suspect us of being anywhere else and are not going to interact with our past self again
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)10:29 No.18067687
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    >open window
    >no further consencus

    Yyou lock your door, and make sure the window is left open.
    You decide to listen in on the guys in the corridor for now.

    You hear the sound of metal against something fudgy. The chitchat of the men around shirou's room.

    And then you hear the low rumble.
    It started off like faraway thunder that grew louder and louder.

    "CAAAAAAAAAAVE IIIIIIIIIN!" You hear Kenji's shout.

    Crashing shout's and noises of moving feet are then heard.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:30 No.18067695
    Oh no, he'll have to eat his way out. How horrible.
    >> Alpharius 02/23/12(Thu)10:31 No.18067697
    Dat fudge.

    Check with Kraus to see if we're in the TARDIS yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:31 No.18067700

    >Friends in danger

    Paradox be damned!


    We have a minute now to drag anyone out of the way.

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)10:32 No.18067706
    You listen in as you hear people working down the hall. The sound of shoveling and digging ringing through the dorms.

    And then you hear it. The steady, rhythmic sound of a jackhammer.

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:33 No.18067709
    They aren't getting the wood we bough to reinforce the doorframe as support beams, nope, not happening.

    Though we should step out and make sure Gai and Jun didn't get buried.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:34 No.18067711
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:34 No.18067712
    More tools? they're fine.

    Get to work reinforcing the door.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:35 No.18067718

    LG, wheres old us right now?
    >> Alpharius 02/23/12(Thu)10:35 No.18067724
    We bought extra wood, remember? We have more than we need right now. Anyway, we really need to ask Kraus to let us know the very second his head stops ringing. Or whatever his head would be for an intelligent magical tea-set.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:36 No.18067728
    Really doesn't matter, post apologizing to Ursula, since after then the only people with a track on our location are faculty.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:36 No.18067730
    We need confirmation of whether we've stepped into the TARDIS or not.

    If Kraus says it's okay, then we can go out, help the guys.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:36 No.18067731
    Send Jakob out to check if everyone is ok.

    If so then get to work upgrading our door. If we have enough wood left over let's see about making something for sexy times with the twins
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:37 No.18067736
    Ok, well, I'm going to bed now.
    Aim for classy cake and massage apology, guys. No lewdness.
    Though if they jump us that's fine too.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)10:37 No.18067741
    You should now be inside RYUU's bar.
    Trying your hand on making a healing potion.

    YOu leave the bar at 21:32
    After that you would be at the library [30mins tops], then in the tardis

    KRAUS should be back to normal at around 22:10
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:38 No.18067743
    Let's make sure our door upgrades look nice too.

    No point making our room Shirou proof if everyone knows about it
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:39 No.18067755

    This. Send out the bunny. If need be he can go laplace to help out with rescue.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:41 No.18067760

    Let's send Jakob out the door, to assess how bad the situation is. He can say that Susan had sent him back to his room to pick something up, if asked why he's here.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:41 No.18067762
    >implying Ursula is actually going to show up for the funtimes instead of sliping into bed with us afterwards like she's done every other night.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)10:43 No.18067773
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    Okay guys, im gonna step in from a carpenterial point of view.
    You cant just slap the mahogany on top of the existing door jamb and call it reinforcement. in fact the nails/screws you would be using to attach the mahogany cladding onto the existent doorframe would just weaken it.
    You should replace the whole doorframe itself.

    As for the steel plates you have, you need them on both sides of the door for best results.

    For a temporary reinforcement you can make a crossbar for the door. but it will be as crude as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:44 No.18067786
    Well she did kiss us earlier today.

    And couldn't keep her hands off our ass during the ball.

    I think it is becoming more and more likely
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:45 No.18067790
    wouldn't steel plates as the center of two pieces of wood work best?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:46 No.18067797
    We'll hold off and rely on the locks for now then.

    Start baking and keep the stopwatch close at hand so we can vanish out the window if anyone shows up.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:47 No.18067799
    Man. We should just brick the doorway and always use the window.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:47 No.18067800
    And then she was confronted by the fact that we are very much into her sister. followed by a brief apology.

    It's heading that way, but it's not there yet, especially since the apology took place about 15 minutes ago objective time.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:47 No.18067803
    Can we not insert the steel plates between the door so we have a thin layer of wood then Steel then empty space / wood then steel then another thin layer of wood?

    Also work on making the doorframe then install it later on maybe?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:48 No.18067809
    Lets just catch up on the alchemy reading.

    Less things that can go wrong.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)10:49 No.18067813
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    Over the noise of the digging outside, you manage to slip Jakob back out for a quick assesment of the situation.

    'So, J.' you ask him ' How's everything out there?'
    'Master Kurou seems to be trapped in his room sir. No one is hurt though. Mister Kenji and Gai-san are digging him out as we speak.'

    'Okay, thats good. I'd hate to see anyone get hurt.' you tell him ' You can come back in now.'

    You lay out the engredients for the cake on your desk, and stow your other purchases for now.

    A few moments pass and you hear a knowck on your door.

    [ ]use peephole
    [ ]do nothing
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:49 No.18067817
    rolled 51 = 51


    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:50 No.18067819
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:50 No.18067820
    rolled 54 = 54

    Use peephole, but under cover so it won't look like it's being used.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:51 No.18067828
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:52 No.18067834

    Might have to let Jacob open the door later.

    We'll hide under the bed or in the closet or something and have the rabbit open the door.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)10:52 No.18067835
    You use the peephole and see Keima outside your door.

    [ ]let him in
    [ ]keep quiet
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:53 No.18067839
    rolled 99 = 99

    Let him in
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:53 No.18067842
    Use peephole.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:54 No.18067850
    Open the door juuuust enough, quickly grab him and pull inside the room. When he expresses 'WTF' tell him "Shh, I'm hiding" when he asks from what, tell him "From Paradoxes"
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:54 No.18067851

    >Possible trouble but what the hell

    Let him in.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:55 No.18067854
    Hide. Have Jakob answer the door.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)10:57 No.18067865
    You decide to let him in.
    You open the door just enough to squeeze him through.
    Then you grab him by the arm and pull him inside.

    Keeping a tight hold on him once inside. you quickly cover his mouth.
    He begins to panic.

    [ ]"dont say a word"
    [ ]"this will be over soon"
    [ ]"just relax and let me take the lead"
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:58 No.18067871
    Lock the door.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:58 No.18067873
    rolled 56 = 56


    dont say a word
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:58 No.18067874
    >[x]"dont say a word"
    >[x]"this will be over soon"
    >[x]"just relax and let me take the lead"
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:58 No.18067875

    >Anything that will cause more misunderstanding

    [x]Just Relax and let me take the lead

    This choice is just so Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:58 No.18067876
    rolled 8 = 8

    Just relax and let me take the lead.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)10:59 No.18067879
    >[x] "Just relax and let me take the lead."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)11:01 No.18067890
    "Just relax and let me take the lead." you tell him as you lock the door quickly.
    His eyes go wide in alarm.

    "Now, I'm gonna let go of your mouth, but you promise me not to scream."

    ^pick wich one you roll for.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:02 No.18067893
    rolled 50 = 50

    Diplomacy. We're not actually going to sex him up, mind you, just chat.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:02 No.18067894
    rolled 94 = 94


    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:03 No.18067898
    rolled 74 = 74


    >> Alpharius 02/23/12(Thu)11:03 No.18067899
    We're gonna diplomance the pants right offa him.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:03 No.18067902
    Literally! Anyway, let's stop rolling now. We got the good roll.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)11:07 No.18067915
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    Before he can even reply, you hear this from your window.
    "OI, what's going on here?"

    There you were. holding Keima against your body, your hand covering his mouth. His eyes full of alarm.
    And Erica Hartmann outside your window.

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:07 No.18067920
    Don't say a word
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:08 No.18067922
    rolled 24 = 24

    Kiss him
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:08 No.18067927
    rolled 62 = 62

    "I'm here from the future and I can't let anyone know for fear of paradox. I couldn't risk Keima making any loud noises or else the people in the hall would be alerted."
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:08 No.18067928
    rolled 93 = 93

    "Trying to avoid Shirou."
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:08 No.18067929
    Shirou's out there somewhere, and I don't want him knowing I'm around
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:09 No.18067930
    Well, there we have it.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:10 No.18067942

    Perfect. Eheheh.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:10 No.18067945
    rolled 3 = 3

    Aw but I like >18067922 more :(
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:10 No.18067947
    The paradox issue is dead now bro, they'd have to actually work to find our past self and disrupt our timestream.

    We avoid Shirou just because he somehow would manage it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)11:16 No.18067986
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    "Trying to avoid Shirou." you tell her in the most deadpan voice you can muster at the moment.

    "and why do you look like you're gonna violate Keima? DEAR GOD MAN! LET HIM BREATH!"

    You realize that your hand was still over Keima's mouth. and abruptly let him go.

    "jerk." he says.

    "Sooo uh... Keima." You say while scratching the back of your head. "what brings you here?"

    "I was gonna ask you why you were sneaking around the whole day, I didn't expect to be choked choked."

    [ ] waht do you mean?
    [ ] abort abort
    [ ] kiss him
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:17 No.18067990
    rolled 73 = 73

    Kiss him
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:17 No.18067992
    rolled 94 = 94

    [x] kiss him

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:17 No.18067997
    rolled 48 = 48



    "Ahahah, Whatever do you mean?"
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:17 No.18067999
    Shenanigans, don't worry about it anymore, anyways, if that's all then out you go, don't mention me to Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:18 No.18068007
    rolled 20 = 20

    Again, avoiding Shirou, and getting ready to improve my door.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:18 No.18068012
    rolled 25 = 25




    [x] What do you mean?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:19 No.18068014
    rolled 17 = 17

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:20 No.18068022
    Dammit guys, neither one of us is cross-dressed at this time. And we're not Hard Gay, either. We don't have the leather for it.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:20 No.18068025
    >risking oiled up Erica to kiss Keima

    Seriously guys, I know we want him, but... oiled up Erica.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:21 No.18068031
    rolled 31 = 31

    Well then Bunnymode and make him Goddess mode and sloppy makeouts
    And throw the oil to Erica.
    Tell her to bring Ursula.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:22 No.18068042
    Abort Abort

    Find some way to keep him quiet or explain our sneaking as wanting to surprise Erica and Ursula
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:22 No.18068044
    rolled 42 = 42

    Elsie has known our location through Kraus all day (which is why I should've said to turn him off a while back - I dropped the ball a bit there.).

    Not much we can do to bullshit out of it now.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:23 No.18068045
    rolled 72 = 72


    Shes been behaving very clingy.

    This is heading right into Yandere territory! STOP
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:24 No.18068053
    rolled 97 = 97

    Current music
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)11:24 No.18068055
    You panic. And just like the little Dutch Boy, your first course of action is to plug an orifice.
    You lean in to kiss him.

    Erica yells as she pushes Keima out of the way.
    You land facefirst on your floor.

    "I know he's cute and all in female form, but do try and keep it in check." She tells you with a stern look.

    "So, Why were you sneaking around?" she says as you get back up
    "Ursula told me she met you before classes. And i know for a fact you were in the room with us."

    [ ]reveal
    [ ]deny
    [ ]kiss her
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:25 No.18068059
    No, that's just asking for a BAD END and losing any progress we've made on getting TWINCEST.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:25 No.18068063
    rolled 77 = 77

    >Deny the sex
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:27 No.18068084

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:27 No.18068088
    Kick Keima out


    Safe now that she's no longer interacting with our past self.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:27 No.18068090
    rolled 52 = 52

    Goddammit we should have kept the blinds closed and Kraus in standby.

    We're almost in the TARDIS, however, and we won't be interacting with Erica or Keima so we should be safe from Paradox.

    Reveal. But also say that this is very much against Bureau regulations and to keep it secret.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:27 No.18068092
    rolled 33 = 33


    Eh, well if its with her and keima, might be fine.

    Come clean.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:28 No.18068095
    Say she caught us.

    We were sneaking out to town so that we could surprise you and your sister and he gone down to see our alchemy tutor before we headed out.

    Or explain the whole thing since I think we are well into paradox territory anyway
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:30 No.18068102
    No, paradox territory would require interaction with our past self.

    and they aren't going to chase down our past self just to cause a paradox, that would be something that Shirou would do.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:33 No.18068120
    rolled 77 = 77

    Bunny mode, then kiss her.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:35 No.18068134
    rolled 68 = 68

    As long as we prevent Erica and Keima from going after our past-self, or accidentally telling Shirou who WILL try to interact with our past-self, should keep this from becoming a paradox.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)11:37 No.18068141
    "well, heres the jist of it" You begin to explain as you sit down on the bed "I, me here, am also right now at R&D taking Alchem lessons."

    "Ive been given the opportunity to travel back a day in time and ive been trying to avoid myself and cause a paradox the whole day."

    "So when I saw you head to the Admin building very early, that was this you?" keima asks.
    "And the one Ursula talked to before class was this you?"
    "yes." you answer her.
    "What about the guy that feeding me buiscuits by hand for lunch? Was that you?"
    "No, that was past me. It's all pretty simple and complicated at the same time."

    "The Doctor warned me against paradoxes and changing the past. I was sneaking around on campus and out in town to try and avoid just that."

    "And why tell us this now?" Erica asks you.
    "Well, My past me has no interactions with you two as of this moment. so nothing i say or do should affect the timeline."

    "I have one final question. Who was with me in town at lunch then?" Keima asks
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:38 No.18068145
    rolled 74 = 74

    Fuck yes!
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:38 No.18068152
    That wasn't either of me that I know about.

    Uh oh.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:40 No.18068159
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    >Who was with me in town at lunch then?
    Aw fuck. We just walked into a possible time paradox, didn't we? With another future version of ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:40 No.18068161
    rolled 29 = 29

    "That would be spoilers, don't say anything about that to me. I'm apparently not supposed to know that stuff."
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:40 No.18068162
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    rolled 47 = 47



    If we're going through another round of time travel bullshit I swear I will tableflip.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:41 No.18068164
    Probably not yet me, I have no reason to go back to today that I can think of though.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:41 No.18068165
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    rolled 39 = 39

    Pic related.
    And >>18068161
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:41 No.18068166
    rolled 45 = 45

    wat? back in time again?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:41 No.18068169
    That sounds like spoilers.

    I'll get back to you on that.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:42 No.18068173
    rolled 37 = 37

    Seconding that text.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:42 No.18068175
    Also, no, I will not play time travel shenanigans again LG, you send us back I'm out it was a shitstorm the first time and it will be one again the second time.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)11:45 No.18068192
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    "I have no idea what youre talking about."
    Erica plops into bed besides you and you instinctively put your arm around her.

    "well, I guess i try and figure that out by myself." Keima says as he heads for the door.
    He goes out of the door and heads back to his room.
    You lock the door after him and jump back into bed with Erica.

    "Now that that's over, lets get on with the important part." she says as she straddles you.
    "Ursula seems to have confessed to you this morning." she leans in a for quick kiss.

    "What do you think?" she asks.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:46 No.18068200
    rolled 46 = 46

    "I think you two are in need of cake."
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:46 No.18068202
    Disturbingly not me in either timeline I have experienced.

    Did he have this hat on? ( produce the bowler we bought ) I'll skip the obvious question of was it me since you wouldn't of mentioned it if you were not sure.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:48 No.18068216
    I am happy if you are happy with it Erica.

    And I think we should have a nice dinner together, the three of us. While I was in town today I picked up something that you will both like
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:48 No.18068220
    what an absolutely gorgeous extremely intellegent girl who enjoys crawling into bed with me at night alongside her twin sister goes and tells me she likes me? Of course I'm happy, but what about you?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:49 No.18068221
    rolled 26 = 26

    "I think...that I am the luckiest man in 12 dimensions, and that I should get to baking you two that cake."
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:50 No.18068229
    rolled 88 = 88

    Seconding this.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:50 No.18068232
    Kinda late for cake bros though take a couple of hours to cook.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:50 No.18068234
    rolled 84 = 84


    "I guess I'm still sorting it out?

    What do you think, if you're not comfortable with it, then I won't continue down that road."
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:52 No.18068247
    "...I need an adult?"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)11:53 No.18068253
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    "What? An absolutely gorgeous extremely intellegent girl who enjoys crawling into bed with me at night alongside her twin sister goes and tells me she likes me? Of course I'm happy, but what about you?"

    "We'll it's simple really. We're twins. We've shared everything through life. We've never denied each other anything. And I certainly don't mind sharing you with her. And I'm sure you woudn't mind keeping the both of us company from now on"
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:54 No.18068257
    Maybe, but >>18068216 could refer to the massage stuff we also got for them, if it's too late for cake.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:54 No.18068259
    We have Kraus.

    If he can't cook a cake quickly with all the other shit he has managed for us so far then he would have some explaining to do
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:55 No.18068261
    Well let's just chill here until other us goes into the Tardis.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:55 No.18068264
    rolled 15 = 15

    "Well then. Go get Ursula and I'll make something to eat."
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:55 No.18068267
    That's true.

    Save the cake for tomorrow, we'll cook them a full on meal.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:56 No.18068271
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:56 No.18068272
    If we wanted him to majick up a cake we wouldn't have needed to buy ingredients.

    We are going to bake this one the old fashioned way as a gesture.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:56 No.18068273
    Kraus can fucking produce cake on command by magic, if we're just gonna do that then why bother with the ingredients at all?

    I thought the point was to make it with our own hands.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:57 No.18068278
    rolled 13 = 13

    "I would love to provide you two company, as long as you'll have me.
    "Now, let me get some preparations started, and I'll begin making dinner as soon as the past-me meets with the Doctor."
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)11:59 No.18068288
    Well, I have a surprise for you, and Ursula if she isn't too freaked out by what happened today, why don't you go see if she'll join us while I set it up

    Then get out the giant towels and massage oil and set everything up while she's gone.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/23/12(Thu)12:00 No.18068290
    "Now this is gonna sound corny, but: It would be my pleasure."
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:00 No.18068291
    rolled 42 = 42


    Indeed. Ask Erica to make it with us.

    Maybe Ursula too if she drops by.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)12:01 No.18068308
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    "let me tell Ursula the good news." She says as she taps her hat.

    A few moments later Ursula appears at your window.
    She's blushing extremely but also looks very happy.

    Erica pulls her into bed with the two of you.
    "So.. Do you two have any plans for the night?" You ask them.
    "Nope." Erica replies.
    "I'm fine with whatever you want to do." ursula says

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:02 No.18068315
    Dinner then massage, we'll save the cake for tomorrow, and will be sure to leave early in order to cook it in time.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:04 No.18068323
    Sounds about right.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:04 No.18068327
    Dinner and massage to start with
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:05 No.18068334
    "Got any advice on seducing Keima?"

    Srsly though, this >>18068315
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)12:10 No.18068358
    "Well How about the three of us go out for dinner?"
    You tell them. "Kraus is unfortunately out of commission at the moment, but we could try and find a good restaurant out in town."
    "And after dinner, i have a surprise for you two that you might like."

    The twins agree to this plan and the three of you head out, as you walk the corridor with both Germanic beauties at your sides, the guys working on Shirou's fudge mine stops to watch you.

    "Deadman walking." Kenji says from behind his weird orange pointy shades, while rubbing some fudge from a gigantic drill.

    Gai give you a sage nod. From withing the pile of fudge a brown hand appears and gives you a thumbs up.

    waht restaurant do we go to?
    ***best of first 4 1d100***
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:12 No.18068368
    rolled 53 = 53

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:13 No.18068374
    rolled 28 = 28


    It's a theme restaurant, they've got different rooms based on the phases of them moon, each has a glass ceiling that shows the night scene of a world that has that moon phase at that point in time.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:13 No.18068375
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    rolled 82 = 82


    Oh god. This.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)12:14 No.18068379
    Srsly? A romantic date that could possibly lead to an oily threesome and you want to go to a family restaurant?
    I suggest you reconsider.

    Also is the thread sinking?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:14 No.18068381
    rolled 72 = 72

    Whichever is best

    Literally that's the name of it and that's their motto, they will cook and serve whatever you want and it is the very best you can find
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:15 No.18068386
    rolled 64 = 64

    Like a rock, 436 posts.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:15 No.18068387
    Yeah, page 6 atm.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/23/12(Thu)12:16 No.18068388
    rolled 26 = 26

    Fukken this
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:17 No.18068397
    Yeah I think it has been for a little while now
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/23/12(Thu)12:18 No.18068398
    rolled 80 = 80

    For more than an hour. Over 350 posts an hour ago, when I found it
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:21 No.18068417
    new thread soon?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:24 No.18068429
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:27 No.18068442
    rolled 81 = 81

    I'm in favor of this.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)12:28 No.18068450
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    The three of you walk through town and find no suitably atmospheric restaurant to dine at.
    As you pass a brightly-lit family restaurant, you feel Ursula pull slightly towards it.

    "Here?" you ask here. "We could try and going into the City you know?
    "Why not," Erica says, "As long as the food is good."
    "Yeah, and it looks cute too." Ursula adds.

    The three of you pass through the the sliding glass doors and are greeted by what looks like an elementary student with quite large 'assets'

    "WELCOME TO WAGNARIA!" She says with a smile

    Next time on MSQ:

    new thread will be up at around 2100 4chan time.

    congratulations on clearing the clusterfuck of time travel..
    I personally wont be trying another time travel bit anytime soon.

    Oh god my head hurts from all the plotting.
    Im thankful you guys managed to go on the easier routes. and didn't head down the paradox filled route of running around campus in the afternoon.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/23/12(Thu)12:28 No.18068451
    I wouldn't be surprised if we're pretty much done for the day
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:30 No.18068457

    Chart please, LG?

    The paradox route was probably not a good idea. We'd fuck up, badly.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:32 No.18068469
    We got the Twincestuous Threesome End. I would call that Best End. A harem is too big - it's a hassle, really. But this? Perfect. Now to score Keima because Susan doesn't know when to quit.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:32 No.18068470
    Yay... now I get a short nap before I wake up for SWQ
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/23/12(Thu)12:32 No.18068473
    What is this I don't even

    You did well, boss. I do like the opening for more later, for that lunch with Keima
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)12:35 No.18068482
    the afternoon chart? i deleted it off my flashdrive when i remodeled it, seeing you guys were successful in eating up time in town.

    the revamped chart involved 3 paradox routes, 2 of which were activated if you insisted on heading down to the PX. and one if you chose to not open the door for keima

    [not open door for keima]
    [he tries to contact you mentally.]
    [massive feedback loop for 2 of you and keima.]
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:36 No.18068486
    So LG I have a pretty good idea of what time zone you are in and I have a question.

    Ausfag or not?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:36 No.18068491
    Damn, we just luck out a ton, don't we?
    He mentioned in a previous thread that he's in the Philippines.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)12:37 No.18068496
    possible future scenarios what with me adding that "you can use the stargate/extended rest period" bit

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/23/12(Thu)12:37 No.18068497
    Phillipines, it was revealed… I think yesterday
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:38 No.18068503
    you forgot [Remodeling your room into a fortress of anti-shirou]
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:39 No.18068504
    Ah close,

    And I didn't see that.

    Figured he would have to be on a time zone near mine
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)12:40 No.18068507
    phillippines. close to aus timezones. 2 hours from yours IIRC

    More future scenarios
    [THE THIRD WITCH/aka meet the parents]
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)12:41 No.18068511

    i wish you guys bought some potions from that shop. I was already envisioning scenarios when the name popped up.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:41 No.18068513
    Well, at least we only have half the awkwardness there, we have no parents to introduce them to. *light laugh*
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:41 No.18068514
    I hope they enjoy their massages.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:41 No.18068515
    I think we should really make an effort to make it look refined and elegant while also being totally fucking impenetrable.

    I think we need to give the twins some keys soon as well, I think they will be spending quite a bit of time in our room from now on
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:42 No.18068518
    Hmmm... I wonder if we could get their mother in on the Hayate-Dick-Train too.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)12:43 No.18068524
    considering the dramu that would be generated if one of them wants to move into your room, but the other one doesnt.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:43 No.18068525
    rolled 24 = 24

    MILF indeed.
    Unless they got their looks from their father.
    Like Chandler.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:43 No.18068529
    I thought it was a good idea myself, and it'll be positively useful if we actually learn to properly identify the stuff later on.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:43 No.18068531
    I think they'll just keep using the window, which we'll be leaving unlocked. Maybe we should install an shutter on the window that has an actual door knob and lock. That would be fucking cash. Or, hell, just replace the window entirely with a door in the wall opening to balcony. That would be perfect, actually. We need a balcony.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:44 No.18068533
    Ah k, just surprised to see a quest running in my time zone was all.

    Seems rare enough to get Aussies in here let alone anyone in our whole region
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/23/12(Thu)12:44 No.18068535
    I've been wondering, how old are the Twins? Aren't they like, preteen in the source material?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:44 No.18068537
    Move in? this is more of a "I trust you to come and go freely" deal.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:44 No.18068538
    are you considering an SWQ crossover?
    I'll be so allover that lol.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)12:46 No.18068546

    Same age our the archetype im using for MC
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:47 No.18068558
    Well I am not sure how much leeway we woud be given for modifying our rooms.

    They may not monitor them but something on that scale might attract some attention
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)12:47 No.18068560
    All three of them are far more mature than thier age.
    Twins hardened by war. and hayate by his sucky life.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:49 No.18068570
    That reminds me. We need to tell them our life's story. Tomorrow, though. After the sexy twincestuous massage and threesome. They deserve to know about us.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/23/12(Thu)12:49 No.18068571
    This is a terrible idea, and thus think we should try it.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:50 No.18068575
    I know, right?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:55 No.18068601
    You remind me of the Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy.
    Marvin managed to get some computer to commit suicide by telling him his views on the universe.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:55 No.18068602
    No not yet.

    Save that for when we explain why we are going to get our motherfucking bike back!
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)12:56 No.18068610
    Oh, and invite them to accompany us for that! So they can meet our whole family! ...our bike.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)13:02 No.18068651
    I was thinking the whoe team for that.

    Make them all sort of stop and think for a minute about how the fuck we turned out like we did after our ice
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/23/12(Thu)13:04 No.18068672
    Oh good. I was wondering if I should be morally obligated to feel a bit squicky about banging 13 year old girls. Not that I actually would, since this is all so damn adorable.
    Oh, totally.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)13:05 No.18068673
    >2 strike witches in HnG dimention

    i wonder if tama and maria could be written in.
    or maybe hinagiku.

    Yeah i love me some hinagiku

    well actually, almost none of the main cast could be written in.
    Only ayumu and A-tan and Izumi have prior experience with hayate before the main story.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/23/12(Thu)13:09 No.18068707
    We did tell Erica a short version, when we admitted that "Susan" isn't actually our name. She's obviously told Ursula some of it, since Ursula used our real name on the elevator this morning.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)13:11 No.18068721
    I continue to be torn between Isumi and Hinagiku as best girl in the series.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)13:11 No.18068722
    What all did we tell her? It wasn't even close to most of it.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)13:13 No.18068740
    We told her that our older brother ran away when we were young, and that we were sold by our parents to organ leggers in order to pay back a debt, which still hasn't been paid off and so we're still a target back in our home dimension.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)13:13 No.18068742
    Pretty much our name and why we got the hell out of our dimension when mike offered us the chance
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/23/12(Thu)13:14 No.18068747
    I really can't recall, specifically, and can't really go check the archives
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)13:14 No.18068750
    IIRC that our real name was Ayasake Hayate and that we're using a fake name cause our parents sold us to loan sharks for ~$1,570,000
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)13:50 No.18068984
    almost at SAGE hell
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)13:51 No.18068992
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)13:57 No.18069034
    Let us burn like a Cake!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/23/12(Thu)14:01 No.18069066
    Oh, that poor cake.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)14:02 No.18069072
    So soft and sweet and warm and moist...
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)14:03 No.18069079
    I can't tell if you're talking about cake or Erica and Ursula.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/23/12(Thu)14:08 No.18069109
    I've started to think of Erica as more "spice" than "sweet," not that she isn't when she wants to be.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)14:09 No.18069117
    I for one welcome our new german overlords
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)14:09 No.18069119
    So, Erica is cinnamon and Ursula is sugar? I like that.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)14:15 No.18069155
    Those are good nicknames, actually.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/23/12(Thu)14:16 No.18069157
    I hadn't thought of it quite so precisely, but yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)16:26 No.18070225
    Yeah, especially since there isn't a cute parallel nickname to the current one we have for Erica, 'angel.'
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)16:48 No.18070436
    rolled 63 = 63

    Rolling for possibility of run-in and butler thrashing of said organ leggers while retrieving bike.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)16:56 No.18070519
    A thrashing would not be gentlemanly, the proper course of action would be to pay it off as quickly as possible, also Hayate is quite weak against people he owes money to.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)16:59 No.18070542
    >Hayate is quite weak against people he owes money to.
    ...Hayate sounds like some kind of demon - Bound by contracts. Owing money means that he's not allowed to harm his clients until he pays it back.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)17:03 No.18070579
    Hayate not only sounds like a demon when described, he often looks like a demon, He also acts like a demon, attacking weak points and describing absolutely horrifying courses of action with a cheerful grin on his face.

    He also gains hugely in power when he's "summoned" to aid someone, especially his employer.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)17:07 No.18070609
    That's why we bring backup in the form of say, Erica. I doubt she'd have problem gunning down some mobsters if necessary.
    Not that we would want it to come to that, of course. Ideally, we'd sit their representative down, give them some of the best damn tea they've ever had, and inform them that we've found new employment, and given a little time, they shall see the debt paid in full.

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