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    432 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Someone~ Wan~ Wan~ Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)21:44 No.18074051  
    Majaik, elegance, and an angry teaset. We have it all.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    The three of you walk through town. you sandwiched in between the two gorgeous blondes, they in turn are latched onto your arms tight.
    As you pass a brightly-lit family restaurant, you feel Ursula pull slightly towards it.

    "Here?" you ask here. "We could try and going into the City you know?
    "Why not," Erica says, "As long as the food is good."
    "Yeah, and it looks cute too." Ursula adds.

    The three of you pass through the the sliding glass doors and are greeted by what looks like an elementary student with quite large 'assets'

    "WELCOME TO WAGNARIA!" She says with a smile

    =-=-=-=-AND NOW=-=-=-=-=
    "Good evening," You tell the petite waitress.
    A quick scan of the interior shows you a very ordinary family restaurant, except for a tall waitress walking around with a katana at her side.

    "Smoking or non-smoking sections?" she asks.

    [ ]smoking
    [ ]non-smoking

    >Get to work
    >"lol redo these spreads, yesterday's data was bad."
    >suddenly, late for MSQ start
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)21:46 No.18074074
    Do either of the girls smell like they smoke? If not, "Non-smoking, please."
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)21:49 No.18074112

    Why the shirou face?

    We doing Shirou Quest tiem? :D

    [x] non-smoking
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)21:55 No.18074218
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    "Non-smoking please" You tell her.
    The small, long haired girl leads you to a booth in the non-smoking section.
    You get a peek at the kitchens on your way there, and see a short-haired cutie deck a glasses wearing guy of about your age.
    'Poor sod.' you think

    Reaching the table you observe that each side sits two people.

    How do we arrange ourselves?

    Accidentally the wrong image.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)21:55 No.18074234
    Ursula and Erica on one side, Susan on the other.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)21:56 No.18074237
    Slide in to one side, let them pick side(s) as they please.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:00 No.18074299



    Also LG, in the time paradox, why would going to the PX create two paradoxes?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:05 No.18074383
    Later we need to set up Riderbro with a chick, preferably a sword wielding, gang-leading delinquent for maximum effect.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)22:06 No.18074394
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    You sit the twins aon one side, and locate yourself opposite them.
    "Please signal a waitress when youre ready to order." The shorty, you know identify by the name Poplar by her nametag, says.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]menu
    [ ]talk
    [ ]other

    you wouldave run into yourself going in to/out of the library.
    also possible to have been SAN LOSS'd during the necronomicon's attack.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:06 No.18074397
    Really? I thought he and Lily would be good together.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:07 No.18074408
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    Forgot my pic
    >> Alpharius 02/23/12(Thu)22:07 No.18074413
    rolled 87 = 87


    Ask Ursula what drew her to this restaurant in particular. Afterwards, order.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:07 No.18074416
    He does seem the sort to go for a rivalry romance/hatemance/black romance.
    Let's make small talk while idly playing footsie with the girls.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:08 No.18074447
    Talk with the two, about what their family life was like, how Ursula likes cute things since she picked this place, while looking over the menu.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)22:17 No.18074578
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    Deciding to make the most of this impromptu date with the Hartmann's, you engage in some small talk.

    "So, Ursula." You ask the less CRUSH-YOUR-GONADs-y twin "What exactly drew you to this place?"
    "It just looks so warm inside." She answers quietly.
    "Hey," The twin with the scarily dexterous feet ask you. "Tell us more about this time travel stuff."
    "Time travel?" aks Ursula, her interest picqued.
    You retell your tale of reliving the day again.
    As you finish trying to explain paradoxes, with Erica scratching her head, and Ursula nodding sagely; Ursula asks you.
    "S-so the one from this morning wasnt the you from breakfast? B-but the you now?"

    "Yes. but it doesn't matter. I still got your message loud and clear." You reach over the table and take both their hands in yours.

    The three of you begin to scan the menus
    Also roll for what the girl's would be getting too
    a roll for each order.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:19 No.18074596
    rolled 6, 81 = 87

    Duck breast for us
    Fried noodles for Ursula
    A steak for Erica
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:19 No.18074601
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    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:20 No.18074604
    rolled 62 = 62

    Balls, here's the third roll.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:20 No.18074605
    rolled 5, 43, 19 = 67


    Erica: A giant mountain of seasoned potatoes

    Ursula: Club Sandwich

    Susan: Children's Menu, the one with the flag (HES NEVERS HAD ONE BEFORE)
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:21 No.18074620
    rolled 37, 56, 74 = 167

    Erica: Shepperd's Pie
    Ursula: some chicken pea soup
    You: some lasagna
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:21 No.18074622
    rolled 24, 81, 44 = 149

    Susan: Chicken Alfredo
    Ursula: Penne Vodka
    Erica: Steak and Potatoes.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:22 No.18074624
    Pasta in meat sauce, garlic bread and wine for us.

    Hamburger for Erica,

    Fish fillets with a Cesar salad opener for Ursula.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:22 No.18074635
    rolled 26, 76, 45 = 147

    I cannot into dice tonight either I guess.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:23 No.18074642
    rolled 59, 31, 90 = 180

    You: a hamburger steak
    Erica: baked potatoes with goatcheese
    Ursula: idk, uhhhh a salad
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:24 No.18074654
    rolled 79, 41, 17 = 137

    Erica: Seafood platter.
    Ursula: Chicken Salad.
    Hayate: Accidentally the whole children's menu.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:24 No.18074658
    rolled 54, 40, 76 = 170

    Susan: Salmon
    Ursula: Caesar Salad
    Erica: Steak
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:25 No.18074682
    Reading Hayate the Combat butler right now.

    I am so pissed nobody told me this comic existed.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:29 No.18074723

    I was introduced to it by a friend a few years ago.

    Took all of one page to sell me on the series, where the MC rants about how he's going to kidnap some random girl and be a criminal mastermind because Santa's an asshole.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:29 No.18074724
    rolled 94 = 94

    This quest made me start watching the anime. It's pretty decent. How's the manga? I plan on reading it soon.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:31 No.18074761
    rolled 1, 52, 97 = 150

    Anime is Ok, manga though? I still find myself tearing up by the end of volume two and I've read the entire thing 4 times now.

    Manga is god tier.

    Ranked 36th on the manga traders charts in popularity.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:33 No.18074777

    I'm not even done with the first chapter.

    And Hayate just accosted a girl looking like an insane pedophile (which she saw as a knight in shining armor via naive-o-vision) plotting to ransom her off.

    Because Santa's an asshole.

    This series is fucking amazing.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)22:33 No.18074787
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    Erica goes for the seafood platter and a baked potato, Ursula chooses the chicken salad.
    As you scan the menu, your eyes fall on the KIDDY MEALs section.

    You remember dreaming of eating a rice omellete as a kid. The one that came drizzled with ketchup and a little flag on top. You dreamt and wished to see your name written in ketchup on the golden egg wrapping. Not even once as a kid did you get to eat one, your parents never took you out to eat, and you never had enough money to go out and get one yourself.

    As a throwback to a childhood gone horribly horribly wrong you decide on the Kid's omelette meal.

    Your choices made, you signal to the nearest waitress.

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:34 No.18074796
    This seems kind of neato. What would a new player need to know to get into these threads?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:35 No.18074812
    You would need to read LG's posts in the archives, pretty much.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:36 No.18074819
    >don't cry
    >don't cry
    >omelette comes out with a little flag and a funny cat picture in ketchup
    >break down uncontrollably.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:36 No.18074829
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    I love LG.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:37 No.18074838
    We're going to break down crying, then be forced to explain our backstory to Sugar and Cinnamon, aren't we?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)22:38 No.18074856
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    just go with the flow.
    It's basically a CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE BOOK with a bit of madlibs thrown in.

    Im glad i got you guys to partake in a series I enjoy.

    Discovered the manga years ago, been loving it ever since.
    I love how the story shifted in the latest chapters. kept it from stagnating.

    and the great thing is, the story shift still managed to retain the manga's flavor.
    Unlike negima, [lol love comedy now shounen]
    and Medaka box [LOL SLICE OF LIFE, now SHOUNEN]
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:39 No.18074866
    rolled 15 = 15

    I used to think I was straight. Until this damn quest ruined my life.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:40 No.18074883
    We're all gay for Kurou.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:40 No.18074886


    We need to hold our shit together, exactly that long.


    Yeah. We're doing this. But only after the cutesey plate arrives.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)22:42 No.18074921
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    We are still straight.
    YOu still have not confirmed what bits goddess mode keima has under his/her skirt
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:43 No.18074940
    rolled 19, 12, 29 = 60

    >We're all gay for Keima.

    damn straight.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:43 No.18074946

    Negima was fully intentional.


    Pretty much.


    We are going to get so much sympathy sex out of this.
    >> Alpharius 02/23/12(Thu)22:44 No.18074962
    I feel that strictly cleaving to a single sex is somewhat boring. If it's pretty, fuck it, that's my motto.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:45 No.18074971
    rolled 19 = 19

    Didnt we just kiss him out of nowhere last time?
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:46 No.18074991
    Almost. So close.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/23/12(Thu)22:47 No.18075007
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/23/12(Thu)22:49 No.18075024
    It was a panic maneuver, but…
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:50 No.18075045
    rolled 67 = 67

    Truthfully. Getting with Keima has been my goal since the first thread. Its the only reason I post anymore.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)22:50 No.18075047
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    The waitress you waved to comes to the table.
    You eye the Katana she has at her side as she talks to you.
    "Are you ready to order now?" she asks.
    "Yeah, we'd like ..." as you point out your choices
    "Very, well we'll be right out with your meals."
    She then proceeds to the kitchen to ring up your orders.
    As you sit around, waiting for the food to come, Erica asks you.
    "What's with the kiddy meal?"
    "I just felt like it." You try and contain yourself.

    The food arrives carried by the katana waitress a another young girl. This new waitress has long dark hair, pinned on her apron is a badge saying 'TRAINEE'.

    As the two of them nears your table, The trainee trips over nothing and the omelette and baked potato go sailing through the air straight at the twins.

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:51 No.18075065
    I know we are gay for Kurou... We need to sort that out really
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)22:52 No.18075074
    well the negima shift was done well, i didnt drop it like a hot potato like i did medaka box.

    Im actualy quite sad that its about to end.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:52 No.18075077
    Stop time. Grab them out of the air. Place them in front of the ones who ordered them. Because thank you, Doctor.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:52 No.18075080
    SAVE THE TWINS. The omlette too, ideally... But, uh, Sugar and Cinnamon there are more important. Catch them, bat them out of the air, use your body as a shield, whatever. Just see this through.
    >Manly tears.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:52 No.18075083
    rolled 61 = 61


    This seems like a fitting occasion to test our new timestop powers
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:53 No.18075090
    Block with majick or our big dumb head or something, shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:53 No.18075092
    Time to show off our skills!

    Time stop catch the food and the girl then unstop with our meals on the table
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:53 No.18075094
    Time Stop Watch, catch, place on table, pick up waitress if time
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:53 No.18075095
    rolled 21 = 21

    Forgot to roll.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:53 No.18075100

    I think it's more of curiosity than a determining factor, personally.

    I think part of this isn't so much that we're attracted to him as it is we're good friends, have no shame, and find his discomfort hilarious.

    That isn't to say we aren't attracted to him, it's just not really the main motivator here.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:53 No.18075102

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:54 No.18075103
    rolled 99 = 99

    If we need to, Time Stop.
    Catch the meals mid-air, place them on the table.
    >> Alpharius 02/23/12(Thu)22:54 No.18075105
    rolled 26 = 26

    Fucking with time solves all problems.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:54 No.18075113
    Time stop, retrieve the food, place it where it ought to be and catch the waitress before she falls. We can't let her hit the ground.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:55 No.18075114
    Also despite him being so fucking tsundere about it, he does actually seem attracted to us
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:56 No.18075136

    Time-stop, save the meal, help the girl regain composure, then back to our regularly scheduled nervous breakdown.
    >> Alpharius 02/23/12(Thu)22:58 No.18075160
    He's not tsundere, he's just clinging to his last vestiges of heteronormity in the face of overwhelming manliness.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:59 No.18075183
    We're basically Kurou to him. It is inevitable
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)22:59 No.18075186

    We're fully aware.

    And we feel back to a limited degree.

    This does not stop us ribbing and teasing.

    He clearly has a sense of shame and honor, where as we were contemplating murder and kidnapping to survive the Yakuza.

    I think we find his concern over things as petty as sexual orientation hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:01 No.18075213


    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:02 No.18075223

    >I think we find his concern over things as petty as sexual orientation hilarious.

    I think that sums it up quite well.

    It's not like we NEED a harem, twins is like winning the superbowl. We're just having a good time while desperately trying to ignore our paranoid streak telling us the other shoe is going to drop.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)23:04 No.18075254
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    Reaching quickly for the silver watch you now keep in your pocket instead of in the hat with Jakob, you stop time.

    Everything freezes in place. The potato just inches from Ursula's face, the omelette about to impact on Erica's shirt.

    You quickly grab the food out of mid-air and place them on the table. The potato, in front of Erica, and the omelette in front of your seat.
    You then go to the little waitress now stuck frozen at a forty-five degree angle and stand her securely back up.

    You slip back into the booth and unfreeze time.

    "See, Yamada told you that Yamada knew what she was doing." The trainee tells the katana-waitress, as if she had all this planned out.

    The taller of the two then set's Ursula's salad, and Erica's seafood in front of them.

    She then turns to you with a squeezebottle of ketchup.
    "I can write or draw anything you want on the omelette." she says with a smile.
    "What would it be?"


    >goddamn i can never spell omelette.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:07 No.18075281
    "Happy Birthday, Hayate...."

    Then several seconds after she writes it, just stare at it, fists balled, as tears run uncontrollably down our face.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:07 No.18075285
    rolled 65 = 65

    "Happy Birthday, Hayate."

    And it's not even our birthday.

    I'm getting misty-eyed already.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:07 No.18075288
    rolled 21 = 21

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:08 No.18075296
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:08 No.18075304
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:08 No.18075309
    rolled 57 = 57

    Too long.
    Maybe just happy birthday?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/23/12(Thu)23:09 No.18075317
    Oh... Oh god. It's time to breakdown, isn't it?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/23/12(Thu)23:11 No.18075350
    rolled 32 = 32

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:11 No.18075352

    >> Alpharius 02/23/12(Thu)23:14 No.18075390
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    I will never forget how to spell omelette.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:14 No.18075399
    No, I think it's perfect.
    Along the top of the omelette: Happy Birthday
    Along the bottom: Hayate
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)23:16 No.18075423
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    You ask her to write "Happy Birthday."
    "oh it's your Birthday today?" she asks as she does as you requested.
    "No, not really, I just felt like seeing Happy Birthday on an omelette."

    The deed done she walks away telling you to call anyone over if you need anything else.

    The twins begin digging into their food. Ursula taking small forkfuls of salad, while Erica destroys the baked potato.

    You just sit there, looking at the golden yellow mound of eggs and rice.
    Your fists ball up on either side of the plate, and as much as you try and stop it, your eyes begin to water.

    "Hey, what's wrong?"
    "Hayate?" The twins ask.

    [ ]exposition
    [ ]hold it in.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:17 No.18075437
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:17 No.18075443
    Hold it, no reason to spoil the meal
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:18 No.18075453
    >[x] hold it in

    "I... I'll tell you back at the dorms..."
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:18 No.18075456
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    >Happy birthday
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:18 No.18075462
    [x] hold it in

    it'll make the eventual break all the more satisfying
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:19 No.18075469
    Hold it for now. we can talk later.

    We are a butler and this is a meal after all, composure is key.
    >> Alpharius 02/23/12(Thu)23:19 No.18075473
    rolled 5 = 5

    >[X]hold it in.
    Our backstory is too ridiculously tragic. It would spoil an otherwise enjoyable outing.
    >> Taffer 02/23/12(Thu)23:19 No.18075475
    Hold it in. You are a man, goddammit, and you will behave like one. The tears you drop are manly and you will not disgrace them.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:19 No.18075481
    Hold it in.
    "Ah...I-I'm..sorry, ladies. I must be disrupting your meal. How unsightly of me. If you will excuse me..."

    Go to the bathroom, have a good cry, feel better.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:27 No.18075601

    >Hold it in.

    "Nothing important."

    >The real tragedy comes when they realize that's how he summed up his entire existence up until about a week ago.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:30 No.18075657
    Reading the Manga the main character's from, I thought all the false bad-ends were Papa-N inspired trolls.

    Turns out the Manga is just like that with people getting the wrong idea, or imagining a horrific outcome.

    It's already happened twice by chapter four.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)23:31 No.18075666
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    >[x]hold it in

    The twins reach across the table to hold your hands.
    "Hey, wanna talk about it?" Erica asks you.
    Not wanting to ruin your dates' meals you will the tears back and hold it in.
    "No, it's nothing"
    "Are you sure?" Ursula asks.
    "Yeah, I'll tell you later. For now lets eat." And you flash them a smile.

    The three of you get back to eating. Idle chitchat across the table.
    YOu savor every bite of that omelette.
    Though it is true that you've had an omelette before after you started working, and you could no doubt make a better omelette.
    That omelette was still one of the most delicious things you have ever had.

    The three of you order some dessert and the meal ends.
    On the way out, the guy in the glasses is at the register, rubbing an obviously swelling cheek.

    The three of you walk out into town.

    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:33 No.18075688
    Romantic walk around the park! Get them a little tense and sore so that the massages will be even better later.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:33 No.18075698
    Wander aimlessly for a while. See what kind of shops are around.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:34 No.18075707
    Hayate, prior to the beginning of the manga has had absolutely nothing good happen to him that wasn't soon taken away.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/23/12(Thu)23:35 No.18075717
    rolled 81 = 81

    Aw goddamnit T_T
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:35 No.18075720


    At what point do you think we're going to have our rapidly approaching freak-out.
    >> Alpharius 02/23/12(Thu)23:35 No.18075725
    >The three of you order some dessert and the meal ends.
    What ridiculously cliche thing could we do?

    >Paddle-boat ride

    There's also plain-ol' window shopping, which should be pretty interesting considering we're situated on a transdimensional nexus.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:37 No.18075759
    Nah lets not go window shopping again.
    I dont want to be jumped by Hard-Gay or Helga while were walking around town with the cuties
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:37 No.18075764
    Hmm, we probably still have a fair bit before massage time so take them to the park, go for a walk, watch the stars. If we get Kraus back we can have some tea under the stars.

    If it's not really dark out then we might want to get some exercise so they are very compliant for a massage, teach them how to roller-skate or ice skate if we can find a frozen lake, which given the area isn't unlikely.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:38 No.18075769
    Check out some of the stores, do some window shopping, maybe a dress shop.
    Erica and Ursula try on dresses to Hayate's enjoyment, then Erica forces Hayate to dress up in dresses for her amusement.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:38 No.18075775
    Window shop and then park.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:45 No.18075900
    Window shop, see if Recettear is still around somewhere.

    Maybe find somewhere the twins like
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)23:47 No.18075933
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    You decide to do a little window shopping before you head to the park for a walk.
    You spot Helga's Shop of Helging and BILLY's Hardware in the front row of shops, and decide to stay clear of those.
    As you walk by a costume shop you haven't seen before, Erica pulls the three of you in.

    Erica seems to enjoy testing out various costumes and her twin, though hesitant at first, now also willingly joins in.

    After showing themselves to you in quite a reavaling pair of succubi costume, Erica turns to you.

    "YOUR TURN." She says with an evil grin.
    Beside her you see a small glint off Ursula's glasses.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:48 No.18075946
    Smile and comply.

    "Okay, okay... Just... Don't make it too hilarious, okay?"
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:48 No.18075947

    [x]crazy ivan
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:49 No.18075960
    >> Taffer 02/23/12(Thu)23:49 No.18075964
    If they're succubuses, shouldn't we be Satan? Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:50 No.18075975
    "Just...no striped panties, please?"

    inb4 bunny suit and miniskirt with thong.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:51 No.18075994
    I don't think we have a great deal of choice in this matter.
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:54 No.18076038
    Nah I get the feeling this will be either little angel or cat mode
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:54 No.18076040

    Look Nervous.

    "Be gentle."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/23/12(Thu)23:54 No.18076043
    rolled 69 = 69

    We quickly grab what we think is a vampire costume, but instead of Dmitri, we get Felicia filed wrong
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/23/12(Thu)23:56 No.18076076
    They're Morrigan/Lilith, to be precise. So we should hope for Dmitri, or Jedah. Not that we will
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:56 No.18076078

    >Crazy Ivan
    >captcha: cannot lastchd
    >> Anonymous 02/23/12(Thu)23:56 No.18076082

    Yes. This.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/23/12(Thu)23:59 No.18076136
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    The two shove you into the dressing room.
    And hand you costume after costume.
    A pirate suit, a wolf, a powerranger, After you put each of these on you reveal yourself to the twins' delight.

    And then Erica hands you the maid's dress.
    "NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE." You say as you push it back out to her.
    "Ohohoho, resisting us now, are you?" She says.
    "Ursula, give me a hand here" as she shoves all three of you into the dressing room.

    A few moments later you are dressed in a quite flattering maid suit. The female clothes suiting your build surprisingly well. the color of the fabric complimenting your hair.

    The twins step back to admire their handy-work.
    Erica grins with delight, as you spy Ursula's eyes glazing over, as a small trickle of blood begins to fall out of her nostrils.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:01 No.18076157
    "Yeah. Alright."

    "This definitely works."
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:01 No.18076163
    Take out a handkerchief, wipe her nose, give her a kiss, cock an eyebrow at Erica, than step back into the changing room grinning to get back into your normal clothes.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:02 No.18076172
    We'll take two.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:02 No.18076173
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:03 No.18076187

    One for us, one for jakob, and one for keima.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:03 No.18076189
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:05 No.18076205
    Agree with the handkerchief and the kiss.

    Throw in a little twirl for Erica's benefit first.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:05 No.18076208
    >Ursula dies of brain aneurysm
    >BAD END

    Shit we went too kawaii
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:08 No.18076237
    Get into the role
    "How can I serve you, mistresses?"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)00:08 No.18076243
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    You take out a handkerchief and quickly wipe Ursula's nose. You plant a quick kiss on her lips to snap her out of her daze. Ursula blushes as red as an apple in the snow.
    Raising an eyebrow at Erica, you proceed back inside the dressing room.
    "OH NO YOU DONT." She says as she pulls you in for a quick kiss of her own, and lets you go.

    As you change back into your clothes inside, a shit eating grin plastered on your face, you hear Erica address her device.

    "Did you get to scan that one?"

    Your grin becomes considerably smaller.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:09 No.18076263
    Oh shit. Oh well, nothing we can do about it now. Time to tire them out with a walk around the park.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:10 No.18076277
    I dont know if we should get turned on or scared.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:11 No.18076283
    Make sure we buy the succumbs outfits for the twins.
    And see if there are bunny or cat girl ones as well.

    We aren't the only one who is gonna be dressing up
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:11 No.18076285
    Why 'or?'
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:12 No.18076304
    We don't need to buy them.
    The devices can replicate clothes
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:14 No.18076328
    Yeah but that would get weird really quickly. THose things are AI devices.
    Theyre basically your partners.

    You don't fuck your girlfriend with your bestfriend acting as a fetish costume for her.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:14 No.18076337
    She already did exactly that to us.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:15 No.18076339
    Erica's been doing it to us.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/24/12(Fri)00:18 No.18076379
    Oh yes we do.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)00:18 No.18076384
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    The three of you walk out of the costume shop.
    And you're now laden with a bag taht Erica won't tell you whats inside of.

    YOu cross the street and head into the park.
    You glance over at a park directory and see some amenities it has to offer.

    There's a lake on the other side of the treeline, with boats.
    A trail that goes around and through the trees for approximately 2kilometers.
    There's the wide inviting field of grass.

    There are no clouds in the sky and the stars are all out.

    [ ]lake
    [ ]trail
    [ ]grass
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:18 No.18076390
    We are not going to be a clothes pirate. Buy them.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:19 No.18076408

    More walking means better response to eventual massage.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:20 No.18076419
    Lake, it's the most romantic option. Also is Kraus back yet?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:20 No.18076421
    [x] field.
    I'd suggest the lake but I don't want the shopping to get wet.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:20 No.18076423

    See if we can get to walk around afterwards
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:21 No.18076435
    Just lie back and relax with the sisters.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:22 No.18076452
    Yeah lake sounds best
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)00:29 No.18076541
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    You invite the twins for a boat-ride on the lake and they readily agree.

    Walking through the trees you finally see it.
    It's a pretty large lake, soft sand lines it's shores.
    Trees surround it at all sides.
    In one end you spot a small dock where rowboats are tied up.
    On another you see what appears to be a localized snowfall, and in it you see the man in the red suit gliding gracefully on skates across the ice he has formed.

    [ ]boat
    [ ]santa
    [ ]shore
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:30 No.18076561
    Wave to Santa, hit the boats.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:30 No.18076563
    >[x] anything but santa
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:30 No.18076566
    Shore, Santa is mean.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:33 No.18076592
    Wave to Santa then head to boats
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:34 No.18076597
    Nod to santa, go to the boats.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:34 No.18076598
    Wave towards Mr. Kringle.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:38 No.18076654
    Nah real Santa is a bro imitators are mean
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:42 No.18076702

    Have Santa flashback 'Nam style.

    Then snap out of it a few seconds later, and offer to take the girls on a boat-ride.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:44 No.18076737

    I know this Santa is a cool dude, but the Santa thing was horribly traumatic.


    Nightmarish flashbacks.

    It fits with the running theme of the slowly cracking facade we have going tonight.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:45 No.18076751
    The big question is do we break down before or after we oil them up?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:45 No.18076754

    >It fits with the running theme of the slowly cracking facade we have going tonight.

    Yeah, that's an excellent point.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)00:45 No.18076755
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    Still remembering the beatdown santa gave you in the combat excercise you try and avoid him and head to the boats.

    You only manage to take a few steps to the dock when you feel Ursula tugging at your arm.
    She's looking at the falling snow and the figure of Santa skating within it.
    Erica takes the cue and helps her twin steer you towards the bearded one.

    Santa notices you three walking towards him and makes his way to you. His huge form gliding elegantly across the frozen lake.

    He stops a few feet away.
    "Hi, kids. Out for a walk?" he asks with a smile, a far cry from the red and white monster you fought against.

    "NOPE. A DATE." Erica answers.
    "I see." he throws you a knowing look.
    "S-santa..." Ursula murmurs beside you.

    "Ah Ursula!" he says as he reaches out to ruffle her hair. "I hope your classes down in R&D aren't too hard. Rood can be quite the character.
    "N-no. He's great." she says with a smile.

    "Well kids," He says as he steps off the ice. "I hate to talk and run but that's enough skating for me tonight."
    "Rudy, set the snowfall for another hour or so. Let's let these three have some fun"

    He says as he walks off.

    [ ]skate
    [ ]boat
    [ ]shore
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:46 No.18076760
    During, they feel warm drops hitting their back as we're rubbing them down.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:47 No.18076786
    Ask the girls what they want to do.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:47 No.18076788

    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:47 No.18076789
    Hm...voting Skate.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:47 No.18076792

    It is ideal for inducing muscle ache.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:47 No.18076795

    Ask if they want to skate.

    Get distracted by Santa Flashback and horribly injure ourselves ith the skates.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:48 No.18076804
    >[x] Skate
    It's the only right option. We can get all handsy, since that goes with the territory. It will also make them nice and tired and sore for the massages.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:50 No.18076838
    You shits could at least try to make sure they are having a good time.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:51 No.18076844
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:52 No.18076851
    Well obviously we're skating.

    Afterwards we can have Kraus majaik up some hot cocoa for the girls.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:52 No.18076852
    I think Ursula has pretty much dragged us here to skate anyway
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:53 No.18076855

    Man you need to lern2relationship. They are clearly enjoying themselves. Acting all insecure and not making a decision will just be annoying.

    I used to be that guy.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)00:55 No.18076892
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    before asking the girls if they wanted to skate, Erica has already materialized skates on the feet of you three.

    As you move across the ice, the girls at your side, you marvel at how elegant they both move.

    You yourself are no amateur at skating.
    You worked as a driver for a Zamboni for a skating rink down town back when you were 12 years old, this allowed you to dabble a bit in skating.
    You still remember how the freezing rink was still loads warmer than the cold, uncaring house you had to go back to at the end of your shift.

    You watch the pair have fun on the ice. You keeping up with them the best that you can.
    Erica tries a corkscrew but fails, she falls onto the ice. This put an end to your skating.

    [ ]home
    [ ]lawn
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:56 No.18076903
    Girls like a guy who can make up his own mind. Even Erica, who's dominant as fuck in the bedroom, lets us lead them around.

    So yeah, skating it is. Because the setup is too good. I'm seeing some light rails here, but I wanna see how it ends.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:56 No.18076915


    Their muscles will be slightly sore.

    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:57 No.18076923
    Home, carry Erica no matter how much she protests.

    If she yells, kiss her.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:57 No.18076927
    If she took a spill, it's definitely massage time.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:58 No.18076930
    Home and massage.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:58 No.18076932
    Our room, massage, hot oily twincest threesome
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:58 No.18076938

    Time to finally put the master plan into motion and break down sobbing halfway through the massage session.

    Also we have two wimminz here, how do you guys suggest we massage both? Bunnymode?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:58 No.18076944
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:59 No.18076947
    This. Carry her like a princess.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:59 No.18076951
    Nah just do one then the other
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)00:59 No.18076954

    She is a combat veteran. We don't need to baby her.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:00 No.18076962

    Fly the three of us home on a saucer, serve tea and/or Coco.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:01 No.18076978
    That's beside the point we want to make her feel special, plus taking control from her for once would be nice
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:01 No.18076979
    Baby her? son, you need to learn to seize opportunity better, this is a chance to hold a beautiful woman in your arms for a long period of time, this is for us, not her.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)01:02 No.18076989
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    a scenario i wanted to use.
    >[x] Trail

    You walk down the trail. Both girls enjoying the crisp night air and the walk.
    Through the trees and lawn you walk, aimlessly wandering.

    A few minutes later you see him.
    He running at full speed in your direction.
    He's pushing a wheelbarrow loaded down with picks, shovels and lamps.

    "SUUUUUUUUUSAN!" he says as he waves to you, some lanterns falling off the wheelbarrow in the process.

    'GODDAMMIT SHIROU!' three voices think in unison
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:02 No.18077003
    That fudge-cavern must be looking pretty awesome by now.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:03 No.18077006
    Good lord that was close.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:03 No.18077010

    I know you guys like this, but: >>18076962

    Magic carpet ride.

    Whole new world of Romance, bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:04 No.18077037
    That fudge cavern has actually become a fudge fortress.

    He has a fudge well, a fudge bridge, a fudge mine and the fudge forges

    He has chairs, tables and beds made of fudge which menace with spikes of fudge and are inlaid with bands of fudge
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:05 No.18077040

    We should ask him to go grab something from the hardware store.

    I think even HE would feel the gay. HARD GAY.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:06 No.18077059
    Then what do we do with HARD GAY Shirou?

    [spoilersontglol]every path leads to rape[/lolol]
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:07 No.18077070

    Just watch, he found a magic tunnel into the fucking wonka factory.

    We're going to have to fetch him and get umpaluma'ed.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)01:08 No.18077087
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    The three of you make your way home.
    As Erica walks beside you, you feel her lagging behind a bit.

    Saying nothing, you pick her up in your arms.
    "I-I can walk!" she protests. "Y-you dont need to carry me!" a small blush spreads across her cheeks.
    "A gentleman never lets a lady be inconvenienced, no matter how little." You tell her as she struggles in your arms.
    "lucky." Ursula says in a small voice beside you.

    Erica eventually stops struggling and wraps her arms around your neck. Ursula once again is hanging off your arm.

    An amiable atmosphere restored, you head back home.

    [ ]our room
    [ ]thiers

    we really need to play Mahou Shirou side quest.
    maybe this weekend.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)01:09 No.18077101
    cool scenario idea.

    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:10 No.18077117
    Well, the oil and other supplies for the massage are in our room, so
    [x]Our room.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:10 No.18077122

    Our room. Locks and all.

    And the massage supplies.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:11 No.18077123
    Our room is where we have the massage oil stashed, yeah?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:11 No.18077125
    Our room. Ze cake is ready, ja?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:11 No.18077133
    I'd say ours, we have locks, we usually stay there anyway and that's where the massage oil, fluffy towels, candles and so on are anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:12 No.18077138
    All our supplies are in our room.

    If they want to go to theirs we are fine with that but will have to grab some things.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:13 No.18077165


    Umpa lumpa doopity doo,
    I have a perfect puzzle for you~
    Umpa lumpa doopity dee,
    If you are wise you will listen to me~

    What do you get when Shirou guzzles down treats?
    Eating as much as an Elephant eats?
    Did you think that prime shit was free?
    Now for you debts you will answer to me~

    Yeah, no fucking way does that end well.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:16 No.18077212

    Glide the rest of the way via >>18077010

    Our room. Massage surprise.

    Also surprise breakdown because that sweet girl at the massage parlor who we almost got the nerve up to talk to when our parents left and-

    Oh look. It's raining.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)01:17 No.18077221
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    >[x]our room

    You head up the stairs to your room.
    And deposit the twins inside, gently sitting Erica on the bed.

    As you move to close the door, Kraus says into your mind, 'FUCKING FINALLY! IF I HAD A HEAD IT WOULDAVE EXPLODED HOURS AGO'
    'You okay now man?' You ask him

    Kraus is now online.
    WAT DO?

    [ ]cake
    [ ]massage
    [ ]other
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:18 No.18077234

    Save the cake for tomorrow, we'll cook an all out meal for them with our own hands, no magic.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:18 No.18077235
    [x] cake and [x] ambiance
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:18 No.18077239

    >What do you get when Shirou guzzles down treats?
    >Eating as much as an Elephant eats?
    >Did you think that prime shit was free?
    >Now for you debts you will answer to me~

    Oh god. I can't stop laughing.

    You magnificent bastard.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:18 No.18077242
    Massage. Save the cake for tomorrow. They must be sore from all of that skating. Give one a massage while the other drinks cocoa, then switch.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:19 No.18077250
    Set up the ambiance and get to the Massaging.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:19 No.18077262


    Then >>18077212

    >Oh look it's raining.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:20 No.18077269
    Your thinking is smalltime.

    Hard Gay KUROU!
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:21 No.18077288

    My body isn't ready.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)01:22 No.18077307
    He's been to the hardware.
    He gets mining supplies there.
    And he was also there with Gai when they built bunkbeds.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:22 No.18077311

    I like the way you think sir.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:23 No.18077324
    Oh man Gai scooped us on Kurou.

    Oh well.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:28 No.18077377
    Shit what if we inadvertently already set Gai up with Kurou?

    We never thought that he might not bat for the same team
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:30 No.18077418

    Now is the perfect time for a nervous breakdown.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:30 No.18077419
    What's wrong with that? We did what to set Gai up with someone, and we are responsible for creating Kurou. I figure that's close enough.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:30 No.18077424
    rolled 19 = 19

    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:30 No.18077425
    Whether he did or not before going into that hardware store with Kurou is immaterial.

    Not that it is all that unlikely considering his motorcycles and boots and leather and whatnot.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)01:32 No.18077462
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    [x] massage

    'Hey Kraus,' you tell your aibo 'we have ladies to tend to. You think you can handle that now?'

    The room dissolves around you. and turns into the interior one would expect form a high-class spa.
    The bed turns into a pair of massage tables with some space in between.

    You dig out your massage supplies. Lighting a couple of candles and placing them in appropriate holders, and digging out the towels and oil, you turn to the twins.

    "If you ladies would kindly disrobe and lay on the tables, I shall now administer a massage"

    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:33 No.18077479
    rolled 88 = 88

    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:33 No.18077487
    rolled 7 = 7

    C'mon sexy dice gods
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:34 No.18077500
    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:35 No.18077521
    rolled 16 = 16

    I hope I'm doing this right.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:35 No.18077528
    rolled 59 = 59

    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:36 No.18077538
    rolled 31 = 31

    Here's hoping.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:36 No.18077539
    rolled 25 = 25


    Rollin terribly
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:36 No.18077540
    rolled 11 = 11

    i think i can beat that.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:36 No.18077541
    rolled 84 = 84

    Don't roll with noko.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:36 No.18077552
    rolled 60 = 60

    >Oiled up Hartmann sisters twincest threesome
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:36 No.18077553

    Just... just take the first roll.

    We won't be doing better than that.

    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:36 No.18077554
    Well thank god we got that 88 first.

    OOH! We should see if we can use our time-machine to give super massages.

    Because we don't care about being responsible with an item that can destroy causality.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:37 No.18077564
    rolled 4 = 4


    Nice, I think we have this
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:37 No.18077572
    rolled 42 = 42

    rolling for seduction
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:38 No.18077579
    rolled 20 = 20

    >These rolls

    I called it.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:38 No.18077588
    rolled 55 = 55

    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:39 No.18077596
    in b4 shirou somehow manages to tunnel into our room to interrupt massage time
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:39 No.18077600


    We just place our Angels happiness above potential paradox.

    Like when we went to see Ursula via time-travel.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:40 No.18077604
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:40 No.18077605
    rolled 82 = 82

    What is the worst that could happen?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)01:40 No.18077618
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    >Ill take those double dubs.

    Erica strips down to her panties unhesitantly, Ursula shyly asks you to turn away before doing the same.

    They lie face down on the tables, cover their cute butts with the towels you've handed them and wait for you.

    Warming some oil up oil up in your hands you consider who to do first.

    [ ]Erica
    [ ]Ursula
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:41 No.18077622
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:42 No.18077633
    Ursula. She felt left out when we carried Erica home. Plus, I wholly expect Erica to be grabbing out butt (and worse) the entire time until her turn.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:42 No.18077635

    [x] Ursula
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:42 No.18077637
    Last I checked, I had two hands. BOTH OF THEM.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:42 No.18077638
    [x] Ursula. We'll need to save our strength for Erica.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:42 No.18077639
    rolled 95 = 95

    I think Ursula, we want to make sure she doesn't feel left out after all
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:43 No.18077648
    open door, reveal another time-travelling copy, massage both

    then paradox
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:43 No.18077652

    Ursula I think.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:43 No.18077656
    rolled 2 = 2

    Because he wants to see some HUEHUEHUE?

    Flipping for it.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:44 No.18077662
    rolled 33 = 33

    >The bed turns into a pair of massage tables with some space in between.

    >space in between.


    we butler. we ambidextrous.
    Lets show them we can handle them at the same time
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:44 No.18077668
    ...is she going to do ...things... to our butthole?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:45 No.18077670
    Going for Erica first gives Ursula a chance to get used to the idea ever so slightly. And possibly pick up on how much Erica enjoys such; kinda let her know it's okay to enjoy, etc.
    Plus, we gave Ursula a kiss before Erica stealing one at the clothes earlier, so a tad bit of balance wouldn't hurt.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:45 No.18077683
    [x] Ursula
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:46 No.18077687
    rolled 80 = 80

    We choose the twins route. LET'S GO BALLS IN ALL THE WAY
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:46 No.18077693
    Erica first. I'm tempted to do some teasing, but we'd pay for it later.

    Start from the shoulders, work your way down, don't ignore the thighs and calves. And especially the feet.

    Actually, to ensure that one isn't left out too long, switch after doing half of Erica. Then we'll return and go from the feet up.

    We'll get her so relaxed she falls asleep on the table.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:47 No.18077705
    rolled 54 = 54

    Ursula first.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:47 No.18077706

    But if we work on Erica first, Ursula might get a tad insecure/self conscious... Why is the romance stuff harder than avoiding Paradox?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:51 No.18077769
    Because this is /tg/. Time travel, we get.

    Girls? No fucking clue.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:51 No.18077770

    When was the last time you gave someone a massage? Dat shit works best with TWO hands.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)01:51 No.18077782
    rolled 3 = 3

    >little consensus
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:52 No.18077796
    Switch between the two. Erica's back, Ursula's back. Erica's legs, Ursula's legs. Etc.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:52 No.18077800


    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:53 No.18077808
    rolled 40 = 40

    Oh fuck now we try both and fail miserably.

    Saving throw.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:54 No.18077826

    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:56 No.18077858
    This is sadly the effect of samefagging.

    I posted my roll and left it at that why can't everyone else?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:56 No.18077866
    I know, right?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:58 No.18077881
    Shut up, faggot.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)01:58 No.18077887
    Hopefully, the BOTH option will go more like >>18077796
    Than >>18077637
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)02:01 No.18077925
    rolled 1 = 1

    Feeling pretty confident with the massage skills you picked up working as an errand boy in a hostess bar long ago, where the tired ladies asking you for massages after the night's shift, you decide to do both of them at the same time.

    Taking advantage of the space in between the tables you set up there and begin using your deft, well-honed fingers to their fullest

    You silently work your fingers across their skin.
    Applying pressure where needed, and releasing the knots you can feel in the muscles.

    As your left hand glances the nape of erica's neck she lets out a small giggle.
    'i need to remember that' you tell yourself.
    Your right hand works Ursula's lower back, she lets out soft moans as you the oil and your warm hand do thier magic.

    You want nothing more than to continue doing this forever, and you're pretty sure they would both agree.

    Switching methods, you begin concentrating on Ursula
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:03 No.18077949
    >see 1
    >terrified, thinking its a skill roll for massage
    >still 1d3

    Thank God, it's just a leftover roll.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)02:06 No.18077976
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    rolled 3 = 3

    You now use both hands to work her.
    Running them across her shoulders, arms and back.

    The smooth skin of her thighs under your fingers, she's now softly moaning into the table.

    "Hey," Erica whips you with the towel. "Aren't you getting too carried away there? Or did you forget that I'm also here?"

    "Of course not." You say with a smile as you switch to her
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)02:10 No.18078036
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    rolled 1 = 1

    You now turn your attention to the dominant twin, her ivory skin glistening with oil.
    You sensuously massage her while tickling her nape every now and then.
    In the middle of rubbing her feet the scent from the candles catches your nose as you massage her.

    It's vanilla.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:12 No.18078050
    >It's vanilla
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:13 No.18078059
    rolled 53 = 53

    Fuck yes emotional breakdown!

    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:14 No.18078071
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:15 No.18078086
    rolled 99 = 99


    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:15 No.18078089
    No No No.

    We can pull our PTSD shit another time, we need to be classy now
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:16 No.18078093
    So be it!
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:16 No.18078096
    Well damn. Man the fuck up I guess.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:17 No.18078108
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:18 No.18078125
    >LG has BAWWWWW post worked out
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:19 No.18078147
    Remind me again what's the deal with vanilla?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:23 No.18078202
    We'll find out when LG posts.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:25 No.18078234
    >giving two beautiful girls a rubdown
    >break down sobbing and rocking in fetal position

    This is even worse than a GODDAMMIT SHIROU!

    For the love of fuck we need to see a therapist about this. We can't break down in a combat situation.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:25 No.18078240
    That's why he is taking so long.

    Had to rewrite our path
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:26 No.18078248
    rolled 9 = 9

    We wouldn't break down in a combat situation, the issue is happiness, Hayate has never had it, so he doesn't know how to deal with it.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:27 No.18078260
    Well, at least get the rubdown done before we start with the tears of joy.

    Just imagine: If we pull this off we might get our own massage.

    OH! We should whisper to Erica if she wants a "happy ending."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)02:28 No.18078271
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    The simple sweet scent makes the memories hit you like a tidal wave.

    As a child of five, in the middle of a hot sweltering summer, you were out in a park playing with yourself. No kid wanting to be seen with you.
    Parents were there with their children enjoying themselves. In one corner of the park, an icecream vendor.

    Oh how inviting those cold cones looked on that sweltering day. You see children and adults enjoying icecream in various forms. Sprinkles, marshmallows, chocolate chips. The stuff your dreams are made of.
    Unable to resist further you walk over and see the sign.

    You reach into your worn pants' pocket, drawing out a pair of 100yen coins. You found one of them While playing in the sandbox a few weeks ago, the other one you saw in a rain ditch after a light shower.
    You held on to these two coins for quite some time. This was your only treasure. Your life savings.

    You take another step towards the ice cream stall. The alluring white swirls of frozen milk pulling you in.

    Another step forward. You've made up your mind.
    You will buy icecream. You will savor it.

    Before you can take another step more, your father appears over your shoulder.
    "Oh hey, Just who I was looking for." He says.
    "What's this?" he spies the coins in your hands.
    "you want me to invest this towaards our dreams?" He takes them from your hand.
    "PERFECT! There was this newly opened pachinko place downtown where i know i can hit it big."
    "See you son! Our dreams will come true tonight!"

    He disappears before you can even react.
    You look up at the clear summer sky, unable to put into words your frustration.
    YOu see big, dark, heavy clouds swiftly begins to move in from the west.
    And the rain begins to pour
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:30 No.18078290

    Ahaha. Oh god, what the shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:31 No.18078309
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)02:31 No.18078312
    goddammit, i teared up a bit typing that.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:31 No.18078315
    rolled 26 = 26

    oh lord
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/24/12(Fri)02:32 No.18078323
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    Fuckin.. Landing Gear.. Fuck.. Must not.. Manly.. Tears.. too late
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:32 No.18078324
    Fuck this bad memory over back to manning it up thanks to


    Kraus mentally cockslaps us or something
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:32 No.18078334

    >the issue is happiness, Hayate has never had it, so he doesn't know how to deal with it.

    Oh God, even knowing it's true that's an incredibly bleak way of putting it.

    Though personally, I also think part of him is waiting for the other shoe to drop. Surrounded by friends, steady work, money, etc.

    Via a talking Monkey he met in the park. It's entirely likely that the reason he's taking this all in stride is because he thinks he got hit by a car and is in a coma or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:35 No.18078362
    rolled 5 = 5

    Cry, Hayate, and let loose the tears of past.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:35 No.18078364
    I admit, I teared up only a tiny bit before I began giggling like an asshole.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:36 No.18078389
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    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:37 No.18078403
    I can't even feel bad for him because his whole life has been so fucking tragic that it is funny.

    Life literally shat on him every turn to the point it has to of been planned
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)02:37 No.18078406
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    > he's taking this all in stride is because he thinks he got hit by a car and is in a coma or something.
    That actualyl happened in the manga.
    Right after he got fucked up rescuing nagi for the first time.

    He woke up in her mansion and thought he was dead, in heaven.

    ended up naked in the baths with the maid.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:37 No.18078409

    Oh god, that's actually worse than anything I was expecting. That looped past sad into hilarious, and all the way bad to fucking heartbreaking.

    It's like the first time I saw Old Yeller when I was like eight. I was not expecting them to shoot the dog.

    Fucking A man, I had that memory repressed for like a decade and now I'm crying again.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:38 No.18078416
    These bits have gone way over the "sad" meter, and make me crack up each time.

    I'm just seeing this kid about to buy an ice cream, then his deadbeat dad yanks the change and a raincloud appears out of nowhere and pours on him and him alone.

    This is just like my chinese cartoons.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)02:38 No.18078439
    > he's taking this all in stride is because he thinks he got hit by a car and is in a coma or something.
    That actualyl happened in the manga.
    Right after he got fucked up rescuing nagi for the first time.

    He woke up in her mansion and thought he was dead, in heaven.

    ended up naked in the baths with the maid.

    >geting 502 errors here. FUCKING CLOUDFLARE.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:40 No.18078457

    I know. That's part of what made me think of it.

    He's probably so cavalier and such because he only half believes any of this is real.

    He's probably wondering why he hasn't woke up yet.

    >the issue is happiness, Hayate has never had it, so he doesn't know how to deal with it.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:42 No.18078485

    >Old Yeller

    Fuck you man, fuck you.

    This shit's bad enough without you bringing that up.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)02:58 No.18078579
    Did the thread suddenly die?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)03:01 No.18078587
    Cloudflare bullshit. Just give it some time.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)03:05 No.18078600

    We had the ice-cream thing followed by somebody mentioning Old Yeller.

    People will come back when they stop crying.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)03:08 No.18078609
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)03:09 No.18078611
    Am I the only one not having Cloudflare issues?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)03:11 No.18078621
    It JUST stopped. Apparently Cloudflare's DNS went down. Which is funny because that's their core service; DNS uptime.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)03:13 No.18078627

    I blame SWQ.

    They crashed cloudflare.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)03:14 No.18078632

    Weird. I've been fine this whole time.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)03:15 No.18078636
    It wouldn't have been a problem if your DNS records didn't need to update.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)03:46 No.18078793
    Did this die?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)03:46 No.18078796
    Would it help at all if I posted stuff?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)03:47 No.18078800
    No op is having dns issues still I think
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/24/12(Fri)04:16 No.18078949
    Where did all this rain come from?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)04:22 No.18078976
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)04:33 No.18079062

    i see what you did there.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)04:33 No.18079067

    I don't.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)04:45 No.18079139
    Waiting warmly for LG

    Hopefully his cloudflare problem is fixed.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)04:48 No.18079158
    By this point he is probably going home or making his rice ball dinner
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/24/12(Fri)04:49 No.18079162
    Based on when previous non-overtime threads have ended, I think he's vacated his workplace and is on his way home now, or will be soon.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)04:52 No.18079188

    The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain.

    Now say it quickly.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)05:29 No.18079338
    I think the thread is sinking so he will probably go right into overtime once things get working.

    Also wtf kind of job does LG have where he can run a quest on /tg/ during work and get games like sengoku rance from his it buddies?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)05:37 No.18079362

    You'd be amazed what you can get away with when you start blackmailing people.

    I remember when I found out my last boss had a subscription to a hard-core bestiality site.

    Turns out a 9-5 at $27 an hour in 'human resources' is cheaper than a divorce. And HR is pretty much an excuse to do whatever the hell you want if there's nothing pressing going on.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)05:40 No.18079369
    There are hardcore bestiality pay sites?

    And i wish I had that sort of luck, my jobs involve less computer work so less chance
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)05:53 No.18079433
    rolled 46 = 46

    or it's possible he's gone to bed.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)05:55 No.18079443


    Nah, I'm just a conniving asshole.

    I went there because the guy running the company was the dad of guy I hated. I went there with the intention of getting dirt and fucking his son by proxy.

    Turned out the old man was also a sick fuck, and a much easier target.

    But even so, HR is fucking boss. You basically make sure that people have a productive, happy work enviroment.

    So in a good company, your work isn't really needed 99% of the time, so you can just dick around.

    In a bad company, people just do lip-service to keeping people happy and productive, so 99% of the time you can just dick around.

    Plus, as far as having connections, sneaking shit under the radar, and having blackmail material, HR is second only to security and the janitors/custodians. And we can raid their shit for that anytime we want, so their nuts are in a vice.

    It's like being a corrupt cop, but everyone's a bastard and it isn't illegal!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/24/12(Fri)06:01 No.18079476
    I… I can't believe that. Not yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:04 No.18079498
    I wish I could do this with the guys I have worked with.

    Construction company bosses who get $150 an hour and are the laziest fucks in the world. One of them I nearly ran over in a forklift.

    Sadly I havent been in a position to do such things or I would
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:04 No.18079500
    Last regular thread ended ~04:30, OVERTIME started ~06:30.
    I'd wait another half hour before giving up.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/24/12(Fri)06:12 No.18079533
    That's pretty much what I was getting at, just not having numbers to hand. Sadly, I really can't stay up any longer. I'll just have to hope to find a continuation come the morning
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)06:13 No.18079535
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    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/24/12(Fri)06:14 No.18079542
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:14 No.18079547

    MSQ: So heart-wrenching, it crashed 4chan.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)06:15 No.18079551
    Im an accountant for a local clothing firm.

    WIth the chan inaccessible, about 30% of the people at work had nothing to waste time on.
    me and a couple of guys from sales had to fucking go ghetto and play counterstrike.

    oaky, let me feed the dog quick and we continue this PTSD sleigh ride
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:18 No.18079562

    Personal Request?

    When we inevitably have to deal with the Bereau's HR department, please take >>18079443
    Into account.

    For it is magnificent.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:19 No.18079564
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    rolled 11 = 11

    >4chan down
    >30% of people at work bored
    >play counter strike
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:21 No.18079579
    I think he could add me to the list as well.

    It might not be the highest paying job but it sounds fucking awesome
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:25 No.18079601
    rolled 52 = 52

    And then LG can quit his job and make by by renting his apartment and helping people get started at his old job place.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)06:26 No.18079613
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    ...And the rain begins to pour

    Erica noticed you stop moving your hands, and feels some warm drops on her back.
    Looking up at you, she sees you tearing up.

    "Hey, what's wrong? This is even worst than at the restaurant earlier." She asks.
    "Hayate?" Ursula says

    Erica sits up and hugs you. Ursula does the same, ignoring her state of undress.

    "Come on. Tell us." They say "We can't have you breaking down like this out of nowhere everytime."

    [ ] man up
    [ ] let loose
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/24/12(Fri)06:28 No.18079618
    It's safe, we can let loose.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:28 No.18079619

    "Are you sure? It's kind of a long story..."

    And then let loose.

    This shit needs to come with a disclaimer.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:28 No.18079620
    rolled 5 = 5

    >Cry, Hayate, and let loose the tears of past.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:28 No.18079626
    >enough money
    >LG lives on rice
    Goooood luck with that.
    Man up. Then tell the omelette story, followed by the vanilla ice cream thing.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)06:29 No.18079629
    oh dear god, you dont want to work here.
    Sure im taking it easy. but thats only because i somehow manage to breeze though all the shit handed to me.
    We had someone down in design try to hang himself with a belt. [ironically he was designing a buckle for it.]

    oh and the pay is so little im forced to subsist on salt and rice. [but then again im a weeaboo so onigiris are boss.]
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:29 No.18079634

    Yeah, make sure they REALLY want to know before letting loose.

    Then drop it. Because holy shit guys, I'm not sure they're ready for this.

    Ask first.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:31 No.18079645
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    rolled 10 = 10

    When can I move in?
    also >>18079620

    >thus matingg
    Yes, there will be mating. In NZ or in Hayate's room.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/24/12(Fri)06:31 No.18079648
    Fuck, you're right
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:34 No.18079672

    Then mention the bike, the child labor, etc.

    After just going down the list, cap it by saying that we're starting to freak out because good things don't happen to us, and the other shoe isn't dropping. And that some small part of us is freaked out that this is all a dream, because let's face it: being whisked away into a life of adventure by a talking monkey sounds pretty fucking ridiculous.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)06:34 No.18079676
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    Keeping yourself in check for a few moments more, you manage to tell them.
    "It's a long story, and it will take some time to tell it all. Would you be okay with me revealing just enough for now?"

    They both give you a squeeze, their warmth something so alien to you before. The warmth of another human who cared.

    "Yeah, tell us as little or as much as you want."
    "We're here for you Hayate."

    [ ]let loose
    [ ]man up
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:35 No.18079680
    rolled 34 = 34

    >Cry, Hayate, and let loose the tears of past.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:36 No.18079688
    [x] let loose
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:36 No.18079693
    Open the floodgates of your soul!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/24/12(Fri)06:37 No.18079695
    We're gonna crack sooner or later. Let's make it sooner, and let slip the tears of war.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:37 No.18079696
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    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:37 No.18079698
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    rolled 61 = 61

    >came into quest expecting animu high fanfiction.net bullshit

    Goddammit man, you know how to hit where it hurts

    [x]LET IT OUT
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:38 No.18079701
    Ok since we seem to have some samefagging here.


    We didnt get anything from life by crying about it so we are gonna stop this shit right now and get back to making these two want to jump on our love train and not get off

    Before the whole loss of LG we had decided on that anyway
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:38 No.18079704

    see >>18079672

    >because let's face it: being whisked away into a life of adventure by a talking monkey sounds pretty fucking ridiculous.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)06:39 No.18079710
    rolled 80 = 80

    people seems to want to let loose.
    Tell you what.

    Roll me for it.
    beat my roll and ill just drop a bit of ptsd.
    I beat you and well, the floodgates will open
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:40 No.18079714
    rolled 33 = 33

    let's roll low then
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:41 No.18079719
    >multiple posts expressing the same opinion
    >said opinion runs counter to your own
    ur a fagt
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:41 No.18079720
    rolled 9 = 9


    Manning up!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/24/12(Fri)06:41 No.18079721
    You shut the fuck up.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:41 No.18079722
    Nah go with it.

    It will just turn into another shinku / lily if i roll anyway
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:42 No.18079725

    >Before the whole loss of LG we had decided on that anyway

    It wasn't that so much as we were trying to find a more appropriate time to freak out than in a restaurant.

    And on the Meta, I REALLY want to see people learning about how terrible Hayate had things.

    I think Mike in particular is going to be fucking hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:42 No.18079727
    Well then.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:42 No.18079731
    You read the thread as it was left off.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:43 No.18079734

    Welp, looks like the dice gods want this to happen as much as I do.

    Besides, once that's out the healing can begin.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:49 No.18079770
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    The anal healing.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/24/12(Fri)06:49 No.18079775
    I've been here for the past 3 hours, man. Well, almost.

    We may not be certain that what's happening is real, and if it isn't, there's no harm in opening up. If it is real, and we really are in the presence of lovely twins that care for us, as we care for them, it can't hurt to tell them a little.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)06:53 No.18079791
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    rolled 33 = 33

    You let loose, and cry like youve never done before.
    All the pain, all the suffering breaching your emotional dam.

    You tell your story again, diving even deeper into the abyss that was your former daily life.
    The whole universe conspiring to keep happiness just a few inches from your grasp.
    The more you tried and grab it, the farther it moves away.

    Your release without a doubt affecting the ladies terribly, Erica is wiping silent tears, and Ursula is loudly sobbing into your shoulder.
    Both crying for a past that could only be too horrible to be true.

    "The universe wants me to suffer. I once thought that it would take a miracle to even have someone to cry to. And here I am now, two wonderful ladies at my sides. Sharing my pain." They hug you tighter.

    "And the worst part is," You say through the racking tears."I have no idea when all of this, all this happiness I'm experiencing right now, will end."

    "Don't worry." Erica says.
    "We'll make sure it doesn't." Ursula finishes for her sister.

    You return their hugs and finally manage to smile.
    This was what you have always wanted. Not the money. Not the prestige. You just wanted to know someone was there for you.

    "Thank you for being here for me."

    >too much?
    >[x] yeah
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:53 No.18079794

    "Jesus fuck kid. I had no idea..."

    Silence, then hug.

    Crash, needs to reboot.

    "Wait, this other 'Santa' said WHAT?!?"

    Total loss of composure, followed by him mixing a nice stiff drink. For himself.


    "Do... do you need a hug Susan?"
    "I just told you that isn't my real name."
    "Dammit Shirou..."

    "Do... do you need a hu-"
    "TAKE ME."
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:54 No.18079795
    I've been here the whole thread.
    Makes little difference though really.

    Just we are gonna start coming over a bipolar depressive if We got from perfectly happy to crying constantly.

    And nothing ruins the mood from a nice evening quicker than someone breaking down in front of you
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/24/12(Fri)06:55 No.18079797
    In other words, I came here for some heartache, and I hope to get it, goddamnit, and there's no need to go around shouting "samefag!"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)06:56 No.18079799
    rolled 62 = 62

    Fucking feminists man...
    *hand on shoulder

    Cries herself to sleep for two weeks

    Hayate's home dimension is erased from Bureau files. marked only as EXTERMINATUS
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)06:57 No.18079805
    Okay guys i'll try and lessen the PTSD bits.

    MAybe once per tread. AND ONLY IF you manage to trigger it [ill add it to the preplanned routes]
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:57 No.18079806
    Nah man. Perfect.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)06:57 No.18079807

    It just feels right to get that off our chest.

    "I didn't really want to burden you with my troubles. You and the rest of my friends here are the best thing that's ever happened to me."


    "Actually, really the only good thing to happen to me."


    "I think I need a moment before I can finish the massage."

    They mean more to us anyway. Plus apologizing for ruining their massage is only polite.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:01 No.18079823

    Those little glimpses are perfect.

    We just need to start voicing them when out friends are around.


    >Expanded the list.
    I want to kiss you through the internet.

    >marked only as EXTERMINATUS
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:01 No.18079826
    Kraus I think has some idea since he is neurally linked.

    I think mike would grab a cigar and a looooong drink.

    I can imagine Sakura just about dying of sadness from hearing it as well
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/24/12(Fri)07:02 No.18079831
    >You just wanted to know someone was there for you.
    Oh god. Dem words man, dem words. Are you me?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:02 No.18079833
    We don't really need any more big ones, and the small ones are so sad they're funny.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)07:05 No.18079842
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    The three of you spend a couple more hours just snuggling. Kraus returning the room to it's normal state once midnight rolled around.

    In the dark, you reach out with and find them not too far away.
    "Hey, you okay now?" Erica asks.
    Ursula looks you in the eyes.
    "Yeah, I'm sorry for dropping all of that on you girls."
    "NO. DON'T BE." Ursula says in a surprisingly firm tone. "It's all for the better to vent it from time to time. We wouldn't want you to just explode one day."
    "Hey. You know," Erica snuggles closer. "Instead of just sitting here, I can think of a couple of things that would be way more fun to do."
    In the dim light you see Ursula blush a bit, but she too saddles up close to you.

    "I've died and gone up to heaven.."


    Morning. The sun shines though your windows.
    In each arm is a girl more precious to you than anything you have right now.
    You squeeze them tighter and closer to you.
    They do the same.

    You guess you could afford to be late for class just this once.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:06 No.18079845
    The small one are hilarious.

    I want to see our teams response to this whole thing though
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:06 No.18079847

    >tell our friends

    "Here Kemia, you can use my umbrella."
    "Are you sure? I mean, it's raining pretty hard..."
    "Oh this is nothing. Hell, I remember this one time my parents left me alone to go on a river-barge poker-tour and forgot to leave a key to the apartment. Took me a week to get dry."


    >Plus apologizing for ruining their massage is only polite.



    We're going to have to skip class tomorrow, all the sympathy sex we're going to get from that line.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/24/12(Fri)07:06 No.18079850
    If they fit in as things go on, I think it's half the fun. At the same time, having "confessed" to the Twins, perhaps further episodes won't hit so hard
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:08 No.18079863
    Classy fade to black is classy.
    Every time.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/24/12(Fri)07:09 No.18079868
    Thank god, I can go to sleep now
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:09 No.18079870

    "So, you're late."
    "Yeah, hot date and a nervous breakdown. Sorry about that, I can tell you the full story later. My name's Hayate, by the way."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)07:11 No.18079877
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    We going into overtime boys.
    See you in a new thread in about an hour.

    I just need to wait for the rain to stop
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:11 No.18079878
    Let's see what Kraus has to say.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:11 No.18079879
    >My name's Hayate
    Didn't we tell Mike that already?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:13 No.18079887
    just when i've caught up through the archives

    damn me for judging a book by it's cover in the archives
    this is awesome and doesn't afraid anything, Landing Gear
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/24/12(Fri)07:14 No.18079892
    Personally, I like the idea of sticking with Susan, cause we've just picked one hell of a go at a new life.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:16 No.18079899
    Wipe away tears and apologize to the ladies for breaking down like that. Think a few more minutes of hugging and Hayate should have his composure back.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:17 No.18079904
    Yeah mike knows.
    Others in class dont.

    Well nanoha seems to.

    RYUU [omniscience?]
    Sakura [pure heart mind probe]
    ERICA [told her]
    Ursula [told her]
    KRAUS [he figured it out]
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:18 No.18079907

    Not yet.

    The only people who know are Kraus, the twins, and.... Sakura...

    Actually, how the fuck did she know our name?

    Anyway, I think we should show a little bit more trust in our friends. Our team at least needs to know about us, and Mike.

    We tell our hilariously tragic backstory to the group, then follow up by "But the real news is I got a hat!"

    And then enthusiastically explain how our time travel hat is going to stop us from destroying the universe via-paradox while we make time our bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:19 No.18079910
    I thought it was Sakura.

    By the way, we need Nanoha to teach us some training tips. She's got that whole "Let your device drain your mana every single moment of your life to gain more power" paradigm.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:20 No.18079914
    >Actually, how the fuck did she know our name?
    Sakura has precognition. Might be the reason.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/24/12(Fri)07:20 No.18079918
    So guys would you be okay for some over time?

    You will be able to pick up some skills, and accomplish some stuff with a few rolls of dice.

    and it will make the time pass faster.
    [closer to bike-kun rescue arc]
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:20 No.18079919
    No, we only told Mike that Susan isn't our real name, and that we'll tell him when we're ready.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:21 No.18079921

    Susan was our piss-poor attempt at a fake ID when we were on the run from the mob.

    I think we're now emotionally stable enough to admit that it isn't our real name.



    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:22 No.18079926

    Sounds like good times.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:22 No.18079928
    leveling up is the why to the rpg
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:23 No.18079930
    Hell yes! Overtime!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/24/12(Fri)07:25 No.18079935
    If only I didn't have to do this goddamn sleep thing… two and a half hours ago.

    Oh well, totally worth it. Thanks for your efforts, man
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:27 No.18079942

    >And then enthusiastically explain how our time travel hat is going to stop us from destroying the universe via-paradox while we make time our bitch.

    Oh god yes.

    Act flustered by the sympathy. "Yes yes, tragic backstory. Can we move on to how awesome my hat is?"

    Act genuinely bewildered by any criticism for using our hat as a paradox shield. "What if you run into yourself?"
    "Well as long as one or more of me is wearing the hat, I'll know it was time travel and we'll be fine."
    "What if you don't remeber seeing you?"
    "But how would that help?"
    "Because I'd know."
    "BUT HOW?"
    "HAT. Are you feeling alright?"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/24/12(Fri)07:30 No.18079949
    Wait. If we start into multiple loops, we're gonna need more hats.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:33 No.18079956
    We need ONE hat.
    It needs to change colors.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:34 No.18079962
    >hatband changes colors
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/24/12(Fri)07:35 No.18079965
    That would also work. Something to differentiate the different Hayate loops
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:35 No.18079969

    Well WE'LL know better.

    The hat thing is more of a warning flag to our friends that SHENANIGANS are happening.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:39 No.18079984
    10000% this.

    And it must be totally offhand when we tell them about our past like it is just something that we came across then ridiculously happy about the hat
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:56 No.18080066

    This is going to be hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)07:59 No.18080077
    rolled 41 = 41

    im good for overtime.
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)08:06 No.18080109
    >asking if we want overtime

    >implying we will ever not be ready

    My body is ready
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)08:06 No.18080113

    "What Time is it?"
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)08:12 No.18080137
    Wait this was an overtime already.

    So now we are into over overtime?
    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)08:14 No.18080145
    well, according to LG's last two posts, we have overtime coming in the next few minutes if things go as planned

    >> Anonymous 02/24/12(Fri)08:16 No.18080159
    New thread

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