>>18087172
She's on to us, quick hide in a teacup!

huzzah

>>18087172
Give a bow.
"Pleased to make your acquaintance, Miss...?"

Which Witch is this Witch?

>>18087202
if the picture last time was accurate, its Trude.

>>18087202
this

>>18087202
+1

>>18087206
I don't think it's Trude, because it sounded like Trude was waiting for the Hartmanns back in their dimension and wanted them to report in during the break.

Also, this Witch was supposed to be in negotiations with the Bureau upper management, so I'm guessing it's either Mio or Minna.

You quickly scan the new witch. Brown hair tied in two small pigtails. A grey shirt and boots, also pantsless.

"I am Flight Lieutenant Gertrud Barkhorn, fomerly of the 501st Joint Fighter Wing." She says as she takes some steps towards you "I hear you've been keeping these two company over the week."

You think of how to respond to this introduction

[ ] salute
[ ] shake her hand

rolled 40 = 40

>>18087350
We aren't military.

Shake hand.

>>18087350
>[x] shake her hand
We aren't military, so we don't salute. It's actually disrespectful, generally speaking, for civilians to salute to military.

>>18087350
We aren't military, shake her hand.

>>18087350
We're not military, we're a gentleman, at least outwardly.
[x]shake her hand, then bow over it.

id say shake some military people get pissed when civvies salute them

>>18087350
Shake her hand.

Hooray consensus

Oh, right, do we introduce ourselves as Hayate, or Susan?

I'm voting Hayate, since the twins have probably talked about us with that name, and she's from another dimension and very, very unlikely tied to the Yakuza from our home world.

>>18087350
[x] shake hand

"pleasure to meet you miss barkhorn." You say as you give her a firm handshake. "I have indeed been lucky enough to enjoy the company of those two."

"My name is ....."

[ ]Susan
[ ]Hayate
[ ]other?

>>18087400
Hayate. We don't have to hide our identity with her.

Hayate

>These choices
>LG now ticking routes off chart

>>18087400
Hayate. We've largely come out of the Susan closet now.

>>18087400
Hayate

>>18087410
That is how it works yes.

We've so far managed to avoid the 'get smacked the fuck up by Trude' route.

"My name is Hayate Ayasaki." you tell her, "I hope you dont mind me intruding on your vacation."

"Oh no, not at all. I will have to give you a bit of a warning though." she informs you
"Even if it is true that majaik is prevalent in our dimension, a male majaik user such as yourself is almost unheard of. I'd appreciate it if you would keep it below radar."


[ ]yes
[ ]no
[ ]NGAF

>>18087462
The fuck is "NGAF?"

Regardless: [x]I'll do my best.

>>18087462
>[x] yes
The twins can take care of us if need be.

>>18087462
On the one hand, Yes keeps us from getting smacked by Trude.

On the other, NGAF sounds like we'll get to experience MC Pilot shenanigans.


Option 4: [x] Say "I'll do my best." and actually NGAF.

>>18087470
NGAF = no giving a fuck/not giving a fuck

Also [x] yes

>>18087462
Of course, I'm just there to spend time with these two on their trip.

[ ]yes
just because were going to the strike witch dimension doesnt mean we stop being a gentleman and scholar

>>18087462

[x] Yes

>>18087462
>[x ]NGAF
But pretend to GAF

"I'll do my best." you tell her with a slight bow.
"Good, a couple of gnomes running around the base is too much already. I would not want an uproar when a full blown Magos like you shows up."
'Gnomes?' you think to yourself, but keep from asking her about them.

Introductions now over, you wait for the Stargate to be dialled-in.

==================
>be at home.
>weekend
>suddenly mom pops by for a visit
>FFFFFFFFFFFF
>HIDE ALL THE THINGS!
>oh cool she brought lunch
>posts might now be considerably slower due to IRL parental interactions

>>18087548
>Gnomes?
Indeed.

>>18087548
BUT HOW WILL WE SERVE EVERYONE TEA AND BISCUITS WITHOUT USING MAJAIK!?!?

>>18087556
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.

>>18087556
We've been getting food the hard way our whole lives, I'm sure we haven't forgotten how after a couple of weeks.

>>18087556
This time we are a guest. No worries.

>>18087548
>gnomes
Hah! MC Pilot shenanigans ahoy!

I'm wondering what their official classification is, whether it's Warlock or Wizard. Though I can totally see them all being call collectively "gnomes" as a slur by Witches.

>>18087566
>Whenever my parents selfishly asked for meat, I'd penetrate

>>18087567
Doesn't matter!

>EVEN IN ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS I STILL SERVE

>>18087556
Oh crap!
You know what we forgot to do?

Get to a currency exchanger and get some of the local currency!
It's unseemly for a gentleman and a butler to have their mistresses pay for everything.

>>18087568
We should ask him.

"Hey are you one of those gnomes?"

*punch*

>>18087597
They live on a military base and get pretty much whatever they can get their hands on fo free. Also gold is still good everywhere.

>>18087548
Even slower? Balls. I'm curious, can we quietly ask Erica/Ursula what she meant by Gnomes?

>>18087617
While true, I still want to be amused by Hayate confusingly trying to understand 1940's British currency with his early 21st-century Japanese currency mindset.

>>18087651

It concerns money.

His mind will instantly adapt.

>>18087559
>>18087566
>>18087567

Awwwwwww, but I really wanted all other girls to swoon over us and then become jelly when they learn that we're in a relationship with Erica&Ursula.

>at the end of this sub-plot: all other girls want to join the Bureau too just to be close with us
>WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TROLL NOW GnomeMC?

"okay, you guys can go through now." the man in the small booth off to the side tells your group.

You begin walking up the small ramp.
"WAIT!" Erica grabs your hand.
"You know what would be fun?"
You turn around to find a grin on her face and Ursula holding an all too familiar paperbag.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18087805

run?

>>18087805
"...w-what?" AS CAUTIOUSLY AS POSSIBLE.

>>18087805
Traptime?

Traptime.

>>18087805
"Maybe later, during a special event"

>>18087812
No I'm pretty sure we want to be the little girl, yeah.

>>18087805

Slowly back away towards the stargate and RUNNN

>>18087805
Lightly resist.
"Oh no. I know that look."

Give in, but at least make an attempt to resist.

>>18087805
Ask Ursela if they still have a room here. If yes, quickly snatch bag, upend it over Erica's head, grab her around the waist, and haul ass towards said room. No costumes quite yet.

rolled 89 = 89

>>18087805
[x]CRAZY FUCKING IVAN

>>18087805
Eh why not.

>>18087805
CRAZY IVAN. Say look the "winged victory of samothrace", point in a direction and then run through the portal.

>>18087805
"Oh, you really want the other girls witness the this glory without having to work for it like you did?"

>>18087864

seconding

rolled 93 = 93

>>18087840
I wanna see where this is going so seconding this guy.

>>18087909
We're going to be forced to wear it; there's no question of that.
The only question is how much we resist, and if we make the other Witches work to see us in it.

rolled 69 = 69

>>18087928
>if we make the other Witches work to see us in it.
This. It's no fun when they just get given stuff without effort.

>>18087939
in4 we lose another potentially great idea due to LG not refreshing.

rolled 18 = 18

>Go in
>See everyone is pants-less
>Start taking of the pants
>Erica:"What the hell are you doing!?"
>"What? I thought this was customary in your world."

>>18087973
There is at least one dimension that we will eventually have access to where this is the case.

rolled 78 = 78

>>18087939
Magnificent!

rolled 24 = 24

>>18087973
We must not do this, but I am laughing.

"MEEP MEEP!" you say as you run.
You dont even know where you're headed, you just run. You run as fast as your feet can propel you.

But you didn't count on one thing, youre feet are smalltime compared to full blown magic engines.
2 pairs of magic engines pursue you down a hall in AdMin.
"SHITOHSHITOHSHIT."
There is no implausible painted-on tunnel to save you now.

[ ]invisibility
[ ]keep running
[ ]teleport

>>18088092
>[x] keep running
We're not trying to get away, just trying to make them work for it.

>>18088092

[x] keep running

[nospoilers]otherwise we might get away[/nospoilers]

rolled 92 = 92

>>18088092
>[ ]teleport
lol, not this, we can only teleport to our team-mates. And we are running away from our tem-mates.

>[x]invisibility
Make sure no one sees it.
...Or actually
>[x] stop-watch

>>18088092
Invisibility.

And tell Kraus to sever his network connection so that Frau and Victor can't track us.

>>18088092
Turn a corner, go invisible, escape. I don't want to burn a teleport on this quite yet.

>>18088092
Keep running.

We aren't trying to get away.

>>18088113
>>18088115
>>18088118
We're not actually trying to successfully escape. We're playing hard to get.

>>18088092
If Erica is pursuing, stop suddenly, grab her, and blow a loud, raucous raspberry on the sensitive part of her neck. Then resume our escape.

rolled 54 = 54

>>18088092
Begin stripping, we cannot escape so we midas well make the job easier.

>>18088136
Hahaha, yes.

>>18088092
When did we get TELEPORTATION and INVISIBILITY?

Didnt we just have TIMESTOP?

[x]keep running

>>18088092
Stop Watch, pull down their underpants, then return to where we were, resume time and continue running.

>>18088162
We got them during our 80's training montage last thread.

>>18088092
Give up. We've done our token resistance maneuver

rolled 41 = 41

>>18088136
Make it so.

>>18088092
If they really want to catch us they need to deserve it, not something easy like catching a man on foot using rockets attached to their feet. Go invisible when they lose sight of us for 1 second.

>>18088092
>Run into MC
>Ask him to hide you

>>18088136
She will be merciless.

>>18088181
What? Giving up so soon?
No, no, they need to corner us and semi-rape us.

/tg/- rape fetish.

keep on running.

>>18088195
>Get MC Pilot's help
That's right!
Turn invisible, double-back, go through the Stargate and run into MC.

"What's your hurry, kid?"
"HIDE ME."
"....under that workbench."

>>18088196
That's fine. The idea is to make her work for her lulz. It will be less interesting if we are but putty in her hands.

>>18088214
>metagaming

>>18088221
Yes, she has us completely whipped. But she likes it when we're feisty.

So were letting ourselves get caught, right after we raspberry Erica. Most excellent.

>>18088197
Well, that's my vote, but it seems I'm the only one ready to give up already. But that's fine.

i dont mind being whipped theres always a light at the end of the tunnel... or entrance into hers ; )

>>18088282

that was terrible.

>>18088236
We will turn it around at least once at some point.

But this is not the time or the place.

>>18088295
Loyal anons are working in inter-dimensional harem even as we speak.

>>18088277
what the hell?
NEVER GIVE UP! ...come on, man.

You keep running.
Luckily the corridors are deserted.
You keep running on. Taking random corners and side corridors, you soldier on.

You're coming up to a crossroads.

[ ]left
[ ]right
[ ]straight ahead

>>18088318
Break right, break right!

>>18088318

left because nobody expects the left.

>>18088318
Always left.

>>18088318
UP!, Find a vent above us and get into that.

>>18088318
left

Stop. Ready watch. Take off our jacket. Why? Because were sexy.

>>18088335
This! Break the pursuit! Make them have to hunt for us.

You feint to the right, but take the left hallway at the last moment.
The twins, going too fast to correct themselves stumble a bit at the crossroads and overshoot.
You take a quick peek behind you, while still running.

And then you crash.

>>18088357

oh god not shiruo please...

>>18088318
Wait.
Can't we use the stop-watch to stop the time for 60 sec, then go back and move BEHIND Erica and Ursula. They will continue pursuit onwards, while we will leisurely walk in different direction.

rolled 44 = 44

>>18088357

If we crash into someone, our hands are all in the inappropriate places.

>>18088357
GODDAMN SHIROU!

>>18088372

We're not really trying to escape, just playing hard to get.

>>18088388
why not?

Do a barrel roll.

>>18088394
Relationsheep.

Also we want to be the little girl.

>>18088394
Because we want sexy fun times with the two hot twins chasing us and we don't actually have an issue with crossdressing for them? We're just trying to excite them.

>>18088406
>>18088410
well, alright then

>>18088357
Erica's got a thing for snagging panties, doesn't she?

>>18088434
And for making us wear them, so that she can take them off.

>>18088394
Because then it would be so much worse when we are caught. And we would be caught.

>>18088451
Giggity.

>>18088454
Worse? Or BETTER?

>>18088484
Worse. It would go from fun pain to pain pain. We want her excited, not mad.

>SWQ MC avoids sexy-times with witches like a plague
>Hayate comes
>"Don't worry man, I'm going to take care of them. I'm going to tap those asses so that you don't have to."

>>18088504
Well one of our plans was an inter dimensional harem and I can think or wise ways to start than in the SW universe

The crash was a soft one. Too soft even.
Like the masters of the the ancient Japanese art of FALL-N-GROPE teach, you instinctively squeeze whatever your hands were touching at that moment.
"Done yet?" Trude looks down at you as you lay there between her decent mounds.
'Aaand two more for good luck.' the motions are ingrained into your very soul.

"ARE YOU QUITE DONE YET?" She asks again.

[ ]NOPE
[ ]NOOOOOOPE

>again my apologies for super slow posting.

>>18088689
>[x ]NOOOOOOPE

>>18088689
"Yup, thanks for breaking my fall!"

Then keep running.

>>18088556
My heart's not into getting a harem anymore. Friendships with benefits, sure, but it's not an overriding desire. That was when we had nothing.

But now. Now we have something. Hayate finally has a bit of happiness. He's got something to lose. And he's going to do whatever it takes to keep from losing it.

>>18088689
"Yes'm. Thanks for the crash pad."
And get up and start running, cause now Trude's after us as well.

rolled 50 = 50

"Well it appears I've made a poor impression. I do apologize, but your friends are attempting to force me into cross-dressing once again, so I must run for a short while longer, before they inevitably catch me."

Help her up, dust yourself off and double back to the beginning of our run.

rolled 63 = 63

>>18088714
Ahahah this

>>18088724
Second. May as well stay courteous and dapper.

>>18088724

thirded

>>18088724
This. Uncomfortable honesty is fun.

rolled 14 = 14

>>18088724
Trying for a better roll for this one.

It baits Trude, teases her, tantalizes her with the mental image of what Hayate must look like cross-dressed that would get Erica and Ursula, of all people, so hot and bothered that they would chase him down with their Strikers.

rolled 49 = 49

>>18088724
Damnit, this is so much better.

YOu quickly asses the situation before replying.
'Breasts. Cleavage. My face. Starga- GODDAMMIT IM BACK AT THE STARGATE! CURSE YOU, RATIONAL GRID LAYOUT.' you scream inside.

While trying to find a half decent one-liner, you hear this behind you,
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOPE. Not quite done yet."

Your struggling does nothing to stop the twins from dragging you into a storage closet.

rolled 83 = 83

>>18088724
Gotta keep with our persona.

>>18088778
OH GOD THE HUMANITY. Also, let's get a little frisky with them while they're doing this. It's a perfect time to raspberry Erica's neck and kiss Ursula so hard she nearly faints. Bohohoho...

>>18088778
i am intrigued

>>18088799
This is the best way to fight back.

>>18088806
Right. I mean, we're still not going to win. But it will be a fun way to go.

rolled 51 = 51

>>18088799
Yuuup.

>>18088799
im down

>>18088701
Thats more or less what we were aiming for

So much for my well though out one-liner.

Fuck yea, more crossdressing.

A few moments later you emerge from the closet once again wearing the maid costume from the costume shop you visited last week.
Erica is dragging you along with a shit eating grin on her face. Ursula following behind with a handkerchief against her nose.

You see Trude throw you an abrupt [hungry?] look, before returning to her calm demenor.

"... so we pretend he's a witch, and now he can use majaik whenever he needs to." Erica explains as the four of you step through the Stargate.
"Also. It's cute." Ursula adds with a straight face before you are all engulfed

>>18088837
IN A FIERY CONFLAGRATION.

THE END.

HUEHUEHUE

>>18088837
"Ursula's reason is the actual reason they're doing this..."

>>18088837
"Clever, but it shall backfire within the hour." Seriously, this situation is obviously going to crash and burn.
But were gonna look damn good doing it.

>>18088837
Oh god....

Onsen scene incoming
Mistaken gender
Witches all over us...

rolled 20 = 20

>>18088863
And it was good. Very good.

just remember even with frills when a man is wearing a skirt its a kilt

>>18088853
It only needs to fool the general populace.

The witches can know but we can't have every person in the SW verse seeing men using majaik

>>18088879
A kilt isn't any old skirt. It's a very specific type of Scottish skirt.

>>18088885
that only manly men wear

>>18088837
>You see Trude throw you an abrupt [hungry?] look
>Trude's fw seeing what the Hartmann's get to taste every night

>>18088879
Oh no it's not.
Besides, we are secure enough in our sexuality to be okay with the occasional spot of crossdressing and man loving. We're all about the ladies, of course, but then, there's... Kurou-Saaaan~.

"Hayate wanna try my striker?"
We crash into the bloody obelisk outside
of the Vatican, our panties come off and
Susan's dick is there for the world to see.
Men can use magik, and this one's a
sexual deviant.

>>18088903
but kurou doesnt count he can get anyone and i mean ANYONE

>>18088837
This actually gives me an idea.

When we take however many of our team to our home lets suit up.

Let's walk around like a bunch of cosplayers and use our ridiculous appearance to our advantage.

Because seriously who is gonna believe you saw magical girls, Kamen rider, a butler and an amazon schoolgirl walking around?

People will just think it was a cosplay convention or something in town. Plus it gives us a chance to get the twins back into the succubus outfits we got them

>>18088912
I don't think the Church is much of a thing in the SW universe.

Considering ya know, magic and shit.

>>18088912
>Men can use magik, and this one's a
sexual deviant.
No, no, that's our excuse!
"Only sexual deviant men that cross-dress can use majaik."
There, that'll keep men of this world from trying to become maguses.

>>18088931
I said vatican because its basically the center of Rome, or close to it. Really we could crash into anything.

>>18088916
That's... That's my point, really. Also Keima.

>>18088935
You really think so?

Cause to be honest if cross dressing sexual deviants could get majaikal powers I would be our there in a fucking flash and you can imagine the guys who have been fighting and wish they could use the sort of powers witches do

>>18088935
mfw that actally works.

>>18088954
I only said it jokingly.
Though we could use it as an excuse for why WE are wearing a dress.

But I think the problem is that we're using flashy majaiks, while Wizards can only use the subtle kind, and the Witches don't want to have to deal with that yet.

From the way that Trude mentioned the gnomes, it sounds like post-war, Allied High Command made the existence of male magic users public knowledge.

>>18088986
Im assuming their like little mahou shounen's, as we are apparently "Magos" or whatever.

The light fades.
You find yourselves on a beach,to your left a large castle with a runway jutting out into the sea.
"Welcome to our home, 'HERMIONE'." Erica tells you with a grand sweeping motion of her right hand.
"Wow, amazing place." you tell her as you take in the scenery. "What's with the name?"
"I just thought it sounded more 'witchy'."

You walk across the sand towards the magnificent structure, when you hear a telephone ringing out of nowhere.

Looking to your companions to see if they had cellphones or something, Trude walks up to a rock and opens a hidden panel. She takes out the handset of what you assume is an old rotary phone and answers it.

After a few moments she heads back to the group.
"Seems like someone spotted us touching down. Minna wants us to see her in the conference room ASAP. Looks like some brass are on the island waiting for us as well."

She then turns to you. "Ayasaki, as much as we would like to take you on a tour right now, duty calls. We must leave you to your own devices for a few hours."

She then picks up her pace. Ursula jogging behind while dragging her twin.

"Hey! Remember what i told you about the titty monster!" Erica calls out to you as they disappear into the distance.

You are now left all alone just at the edge of the runway.

Right ahead, the magnificent castle.
A small air control tower sits at the near end of the tarmac.
To your left are what appears to be some hangars.
You also spot a pier in the distance jutting out of the beach.

WAT DO NOW OH MAGICAL MAIDS?

>>18089056
Pier! Beach time!

>>18089056
>Hermione
>more Witchy
I see what you did there.

Go to the hangars.

>>18089056
To ze HANGAR! She said avoid titty monster, so obviously we must do that.

>>18089056
HANGARS.
Nothing good will come of this. But still.

>>18089075
Pier, might find bikini witches.

>>18089056

>Hermione
>more witchy

Why is this so funny to me?

>>18089080
>>18089086

>avoid tits mcshirley
>head straight for the hanger

You're doing it wrong.

>>18089104
That's the false name Hayate uses in the anime too.

TO THE HANGARS. Lets see if we can hijack one of them leg airplanes

>>18089122
Doing it wrong? Fuck no. I wanna be higher that i've ever been in my life.

>>18089124

Then I really gotta check out this anime sometime. What's it called?

>>18089142
Hayate no Gotoku
read the manga. It's more fun
http://www.mangafox.com/manga/hayate_no_gotoku/c092/3.html

>>18089142
Strike Witches.

Also seconding doing exactly what she said not to.

to the hangars well never run into the tit monster in there

>>18089056
Let's go to the castle. May as well find a place to relax.

>>18089191
Like a hotspring bath?

>>18089265
this idea i like

I second going to the hangars and trying out a striker.

If we get caught, play it off as being a new recruit for a tank unit, but our flight got sidelined due to red tape and we're stuck here for a bit.

>HANGARS

Your thick skirt under the blazing sun is begining to cook your lower extremities.
Since there's very little in way of shade at the runway, you decide to head to the nearest cool place you could see.
You go to the hangars.

You find one with the doors wide open. Inside, mechanics are shuttling about doing their mechanical mechanicality.

In the middle of the floor sits a gorgeous large black plane. It's airframe fairly unique.
With two booms connected to the engines and the tail, and the crew compartment hanging in between.

Your experience as a night janitor at a military museum told you that this was a P61 BlackWidow. Designed by Northrop back in the second world war. This beauty was one of the first planes to use RADAR.

You reach out with one hand to touch an edge of a propeller.

"Hey. What're you doing there!"

Im waiting for a neroui raid. Why? I wanna blow the fucker out of the sky with a tea laser.

And we'd be in butler mode, so we'd look dapper as fuck doing it.

Awesome one-liner necessary. "Sorry chap, but your ruining my ladies vacation, I simply cannot allow that to happen."

>>18089347
"Touching this beautiful bird."

>>18089362
And then you'd get Lynnette allover your cock.

>>18089347
"They ditched me so i'm looking around. Sup with the black antique?"

Being 50+ years in the future in an alternate timeline kicks ass.

>>18089392
That sounds a bit rude, though.

>>18089364
This is good, though.

>>18089347
I just was looking at this beautiful machine, I'm a guest of the Hartmann sisters and they left me here and told me to entertain myself.

Do we play up being a skirt?

rolled 88 = 88

>>18089364

This one.

>>18089362
The war is over. No more aliums on Earth.

It's also a crossover with SWQ, so they'd be Martians not Neuroi.

Also: "Just taking a look at this plane. I'm a ground unit myself so I don't get to see many this close."

rolled 6 = 6

>>18089418
With the second part o f>>18089413

"Looking around, naturally this beautiful contraption has naturally caught my interest. What is it?"

Also ask about "gnomes" sometime.

>>18089425
Martians then. Still really want to use that line.

just started watching the hayate anime
pretty badass, and i dont even like anime other then strike witches of course

You look around trying to find where the voice came from. You spot the man in the cockpit of the plane.
You make a quick decision to act in character as it were, [not wanting to be mistaken for a weirdo running around in a maid's uniform].

using the most feminine voice you can, [and it's not that much different from your true voice], you say.
"I-i was just touching this beautiful plane. C-can't I?"
"No. No you cant." he then taps a small hand written sign stuck to one of the panels that make up the transparent canopy.
You can barely read, CLUB GHOSTRIDER - GNOMES ONLY.

"I-I'm sorry." You say as you back away.
You remember Trude, also using the word 'Gnome' earlier.
"Whats a gnome? A-are you a gnome?" you call up to him.
You could swear he teleported out of that aircraft to get to you.

I am Writefag and what is this?

>>18089594
Pure distiller canon shredding awesome

Oh shit are we racist now?

***ROLL FOR DIPLOMACY and/or EVASION***

rolled 27 = 27

>>18089584

Scream like a little girl

This will get SWQ-MC-kun in hot soup, probably with Minna.

rolled 5 = 5

>>18089621
DODGE

rolled 12 = 12

rollan

rolled 88 = 88

Who needs evasion when you can stop time? Oh well. Rolling for evasion.

Shit we can use bunny mode too if need be.

rolled 82 = 82

>>18089617
No, just fucking dumb.

>>18089621
Rollan for Diplomancy

>See STRIKE WITCHES QUEST
>Click thread.
>Realize its MSQ in drag.
I'm okay with this.

rolled 73 = 73

>>18089621
Evasive action!

rolled 40 = 40

>>18089621
rollan for meido grace.

Wait. Is this quest actually crossing over with another quest?

WHY.jpg

rolled 13 = 13

>>18089695
Diplomacy

I dont think we are, from how I read the earlier it seemed like LG didn't want to do a crossover, but then again I was half asleep.

rolled 66 = 66

>>18089695
Sorta. But not, I think, really.

>>18089706
He just described the plane from SWQ. down to the little sign in the window.
Yeah, we in SWQ territory now.

>>18089695

AU of SWQ, where the war ended.

...Yea, an AU of an AU, chew on that for awhile.

>>18089607
Fucking autocorrect

distilled

rolled 51 = 51

>>18089721
Well then. Time to fuck up the space time continium.

Rolling for counter attack. (Dodge)

>>18089640
>>18089643
"WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD?!"
He says with a fist held up.
You put your hands up over your head and drop down to stay in character. A not-so-fake fake scream escaping from your lips.

"Where did you learn that word?!" [fake?] anger filling his voice.
"I-i saw it written on the sign."
"oh. ..."

>>18089839
I am sorry if I offended, but i've never heard the term gnome outside of fairy tales back home, so any insight would prove truely worthwhile.

>>18089903
Let's just drop the whole "gnome" thing.

This man is clearly unstable. Let's get out of here and find the strikers.

You think you're on to him.
A grown man, trying to pick on 'girls' for fun?
Why, that's just ungentlemanly.
You decide to push his buttons.

"Wait, who are you? I've never seen you around these parts before. Hell, I've never seen a skirt here wearing an actual skirt."

Putting your plan into action, you pounce.
"I'm Ayasaki Hermione. The Hartmann twins invited me to come with them when they went gnome for vacation."
You see a twitch in his eye.
'Ohohohoho, gotcha now.'

"I-im sorry for touching your plane so suddenly, I should'ave gnome better."
Another larger twitch.

"They left me all agnome to check out the area when they went in for that meeting. I-i'm sorry for offending you without gnoming it."

>>18089998
I never knew we were suicidal.

>>18089998
Bohohohoho...

>>18089998
Even in drag we got balls of steel.

>>18089998

>>18090029
You do know WHY it's called drag, right?

Because for a man to do it willingly, with his head held high, he must have balls that drag on the ground as he walks.

You see him fiddling with the catch on a pitol he has in his holter.
'OH SHIT,' you think
'I really need to learn to read people better.'

WAT DO?

>>18090076
I admit, I did not gnome that.

[x]CRAZY IVAN

>>18090127
Gnoming is half the battle

>>18090117
CONTINUE PUNS, NO SURRENDER

>>18090117
...maybe we should mentate to Erica that we need help. Violence may be imminent and we don't want to blow our cover before an hour has even passed by defending ourselves.

>>18090117
Time stop, pants him, take the pistol, replace it with pants. Point pistol at him in an inquisitive way, head tilted.
"Weren't expecting that were you soldier boy?"

We are butler. We control time. We will not be phased.

>>18090117
"I'll cry rape if you touch me."

rolled 48 = 48

>>18090157
this

>>18090148
Nah, we can handle this.

Time-stopping is covert, we can play it off as our ability being super-speed. Which it sorta is with bunnymode.

>>18090157
i find myself supporting this.

rolled 97 = 97

>>18090117

RUN

>>18090153
This, but change to "Bet you didn't gnome I could do that."

>>18090153
This so fucking hard.

>>18090136

rolled 53 = 53

>>18090184
Yesss add this.

rolled 14 = 14

>>18090117
Grab him and say
"Gnome, I am an alien from another dimension, help me escape this form."

>>18090184
>>18090184
>>18090184
>>18090184
>>18090184
>>18090184
>>18090184
>>18090184
>>18090184
>>18090184
>>18090184
>>18090184
>>18090184
>>18090184
>>18090184

>>18090216
DONT say ALIEN.
Thats an easy way to get shot around here

>>18090184
no. no.
we say.
"Arent you out of uniform? as then say, WHEN IN GNOME..."

>>18090230
We already are saying Gnome to someone we really shouldn't be, might as well go full AHUEAHUEAHUEAHUE.

>>18090244
Saying GNOME gets you punched. or at worst SOAP BULLETS.

caliming to be an AILUM gets you blasted with anti-aircraft fire.

>>18090216
NO.

rolled 31 = 31

>>18090117
We knock this gnome shit off, for the love of god. Possibly even apologize.

Fuck's sake.

>>18090262
It's also putting us in a position to make posters want to use MAJAIK, which we will probably end up being FINED and PUNISHED for, like Mike said.

So we might as well get a Bad End and reload from a save where we won't lose all of our Guptas because Anon wanted to use Majaik/call the Magic Traumatized Pilot a Gnome.

rolled 43 = 43

>>18090269
Good point. Butler modo, then apologize. But timestop and take his weapons.

>>18090316
No Timestop. FINES, PUNISHMENT, BAD.

>>18090326
We only get punished if we use magic in an obvious way.

The watch isn't magic, and we can easily pass it off for something normal in this universe. We just move really fast, it's our magical ability.

>>18090326
When we're wearing a skirt, we're a girl. Girls can use majaik just fine.

>>18090332
Let's go somewhere out of the sun. Like you said before, this long skirt is fucking hot.

rolled 88 = 88

>>18090332
Thank you. Let's check the beach. Even if it isn't entirely comfortable in the dress.

rolled 98 = 98

>>18090332
Damn I wanted to die today.

Castle. We should raid their kitchens.

>>18090339

It's a subset of time magic, which im quite sure the bureau can detect.

>>18090332

[x] castle

>>18090316
oooh, i wish i coulda seen this earlier.


You quickly tell Kraus to put up your armor, the flash of light disorienting the man long enough for you to get back up in full butler uniform.


"Hey man, It's cool. I'm sorry if I insulted you."

He takes his hand off his pistol and proceeds to punch you. "Fucking crossdressing weirdo."

>>18090332
[x] Castle
may need cleaning, give us something non-supicious to do

>>18090365

wait, whut?

We're not going with this, right?

>>18090379
nope, just a WHAT-IF

>>18090365
Yey sensibility.

"I'll have you know the Hartmann's cornered me, forcibly stripped me, and dressed me as a maid."

>>18090339
There is no way to make instantly vanishing weapons not obviously something a witch from Strike Witches couldn't do, not even Shirley is that fast. Because they can't do that, SW Magic takes time to conjure without Striker Units. It's blatantly not SW Magic, meaning Crossover Issues, which I really doubt Mike would overlook.

And in the worst case Scenario, neither would a Transpace Guard taskforce.

>>18090385
damn that's another good one.
goddammit.
OKAY, RELOAD.

rolled 46 = 46

>>18090385
Too bad it's not happening.

>>18090384
Might be good to make WHAT-IF posts more clearly WHAT-IF.

>>18090409
im tired as fuck and on top of my game.

>>18090401
And that makes me curious. Landing Gear, is there something in your flowchart about the Transpace Guard or other organization dealing with us becoming Meta Contaminants?

rolled 6 = 6

>>18090460
The IDPKB was established early on to work with the Guard. First, maybe second thread.

>>18090409

An actual reload?

Bad precedence, man.

>>18090409

what? don't reload, just save them for the next time we see him.

>>18090481
Yes, and this means exactly what when a Trainee starts fucking up other Canons?

>>18090486
If it gives him a better situation to work with, I'm okay with it.

>>18090507
That it's the IDPKB's job to clean it up, I assume.

>[x]FORCED RELOAD

You quickly get Kraus to activate your armor.
The bright flash of light distracts the man long enough fo your to stand up in your butler uniform.
"hey man. It's cool. Im sorry if i pissed you off or anything."

He takes his hand away from the pistol and proceeds to punch you square in the face.
"Fucking crossdressing freak." he says.

Still reeling from the hit, you reply.
"II'll have you know the Hartmanns' cornered me, forcibly stripped me, and dressed me as a maid."
"Oh? And you didnt try to fight back?" he asks
"They were having too much fun, I didn't want to spoil it." you say with a smile.

"Goddamn witches." he says with a small shake of his head.

***THIS IS THE REAL PROGRESSION***

>>18090530
Yeah, you really should refresh more often.

>>18090486
This is the very first time he has done it.

He had plenty of calls to do it over other decisions but he has stuck by his word. So if LG feels like doing it then there is no problem

>>18090524
So we can assume that our own group has it's own Black-Ops or failsafes to deal with wayward Members?

>>18090530
So, good sir, are you a pilot then?

>>18090530
"So what's your name friend?"

>>18090510
THIS. allows some more interaction with MC-NGAF

bear with it for now.
>>18090460
not just a scenario. its a whole story-arc

>>18090537
>>18090510

It's the first time on a slippery slope. Hence why I'm hesitant on it.

And it adds fuel for folks to cry 'better option came later, reload and redo'.

>>18090530
Speaking of which.

What did kraus think of that little episode since he didn't get changed into anything and has in the past admitted he likes seeing his user dressed up like a "SLUTTY MAID FROM SOME CHEAP DATING SIM"

rolled 78 = 78

>>18090530
"Sorry about all that 'gnome' business, but seriously, what's the deal with it?" Sigh, and continue, "I should probably change back, disguises and all."

rolled 34 = 34

>>18090576
He probably thinks it's hilarious.

>>18090567
Yes but he has already laid down the precedent that complaining about it won't change anything.

That's why we can trust him to only do it when it is something very big or something that he really thinks adds to the story

rolled 40 = 40

He just struck us.

As a gentleman, we demand satisfaction.

Right-hand hook the FAKE! LEFT TO THE EYE!

>>18090530
"INDEED. FUCKING WITCHES. IF THIS LITTLE COCKCHUD HERE WASNT BANGING THEM, I WOUDNT LET THEM DO THIS MUCH TO HIM"
Kraus says audibly.

"What the fuck was that?" the man asks
"uhhh that was my partner." you say as you take out your badge/Kraus
"SUP GYRODICK." he greets the man.

"Hey..." he says as he leans in close. "ARE YOU MAGIC?"

[ ] punch
[ ] yeah
[ ] other

>>18090653
Yeah

No need to punch him back because we honestly deserved it. Also it is unseemly of a butler to take offense at such a small thing

>>18090653
[x] Punch
GNOME TAG.

>>18090653
>[x] punch
And then turn back to the maid uniform and run away crying.

rolled 41 = 41

>>18090653
Stop time, move behind him, resume time, [x]"Yeah."

>>18090653
Punch. "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you want everyone catching on?"

rolled 53 = 53

>>18090653

[x] "Somewhat, I guess"

Butler not be an asshole.

>>18090653
This.
>>18090675

rolled 43 = 43

>>18090653
Okay. I like this.
Forced reload was worth it.

"yeah" then we serve him some coffee

>>18090675
+1

"What is magic? Im just a spectacular butler who has supernatural abilities. Keep it quiet though, that Trude character seemed quite serious when she said im not to let people see me use magic whilst im here."

We are butler. We must be whitty and not lie to a possible bro.

>>18090684
Let's just ignore the magic comment, ask about the airplane, "So, tell me about flying a nightfighter. How do you navagate and such?"

>>18090675
That's so perfect!

>>18090653
[X] Punch

"Does that answer your question Sir?"

>>18090716
>possible bro
>punched us out for something out of our control

He gets an elbow in the nads.

Actually, I'm surprised that an older man hitting us didn't trigger horrible memories of our father abusing us every night he came home drunk after failing at gambling, wasting our life savings that we had promised the cute girl next door to take her out for ice-cream with. And we had to make up some bullshit excuse about it and she never talked to us again.

>>18090675
Hahaha, that's awesome.

Either
>>18090724
or
>>18090675

Let's not talk about Magic if at all possible. Meta-Contamination is serious business.

>>18090771
Nah we are over out little PTSD moments for now.

Not to say we won't have anything trigger any more Hilariously tragic memories to relate to people though

>[x]punch
You throw a quick punch right to his face, watching him flinch as you stop just millimeters from making contact.
"Does that answer your question?
"Yeah."

"Hey, since im almost pretty sure we're both not what we seem, can I ask you one thing?"
"What's with this 'gnome' thing? Trude mentioned it earlier, and you really did not take well being called it. What's up with that?"

****ROLL FOR DIPLOMACY****

rolled 26 = 26

>>18090829
Come on 1

rolled 76 = 76

>>18090829
Rolling for YOU TO REFRESH MORE OFTEN.

rolled 1 = 1

>>18090829
Here goes

rolled 93 = 93

>>18090829
Let us roll like gentlemen.

rolled 78 = 78

>>18090829
Gnome, guide my rolls!

rolled 77 = 77

>>18090854
Fuck me sideways.

rolled 36 = 36

>>18090854
Sadly it won't count now but you got my roll!

>>18090841
>>18090854
Damn it guys...

>>18090854
lol 1d1+ fake 1d100email

rolled 12 = 12

Comeon tell us you old bastard.

"It's clearly bad, if not derogatory. I'm a guest in this world, and I need to know these things if I'm to blend in."

rolled 79 = 79

>>18090874
Not in the slightest. It's not even a noko, so you can check. But if you want to ignore it, I'm fuckin' fine with it.

Fuck's sake a trip alone doesn't mask the email. It's using noko that masks the email. Which, okay, I do while on my phone, but only because it's a bitch to get back to threads.

>>18090902
Your dice say "dice 1d100" instead of "dice+1d100"

rolled 90 = 90

>>18090917
All my dice do! They work the fucking same!

>>18090939
I'm just saying, that's the reason he thought that.

yes, I mad. A bit. And I probably shouldn't be.

>>18090857
"it's all HUSH-HUSH bullshit, but were basically witches with pants and balls."

Deciding to not push this any further you talk to him about the plane.
"So, what are you doing with a plane as gorgeous as this?"
"I fly this baby. Dives like nothing else." he says as he gives the engine cowling an affectionate pat.

"HEEEEEY! YOU GUYS SEE THAT GIRL ERICA FLEW IN WITH?" you hear from outside the hangar.

rolled 76 = 76

>>18090949
Oh, okay.

>>18090957
CHANGE BACK TO MAID COSTUME NOW.

>>18090957
CHANGE BACK CHANGE BACK

rolled 81 = 81

>>18090957
Timestop. Change back. Curse under your breath.

"Kraus deactivate on the double. She'll kill us if she finds out we changed back!"

>>18090902
What kind of phone do you have? I use the htc sensation when i am out and about and it has a back button which makes life a lot easier.

Been browsing the Internet with an iPad lately though since I have no computer

rolled 88 = 88

...He doesn't use dice+1d100...

BURN THE HERETIC!

More seriously, does this guy know about the inter-dimensional stuff? Might screw ourselves over if we talk about stuff we're not supposed to.

"Do you know where the Hartmanns have been for the past few days?"

>>18090957
back to maid costume, tell him to keep it quiet. Don't wanna cause any more fuss.

>>18090957
Hide behind the plane then Time stop and deactivate kraus back into Meido

Gotta keep it quiet

rolled 41 = 41

>>18090986
iPhone, and I'm fuckin' lazy. But any way.

>>18090957
Curse, change back. Look all impressed by the plane.

>>18090989
No, stop that, mc-ngaf is a ww2 fighter pilot, not a multiverse-travelling reality-fixer-in-training.

>>18090989
>>18091015
Also, it's been a couple weeks.

>>18091028
I dare say they would of been listed as "away diplomatic missions or away training exercises"

>>18091015
This.

I highly doubt that he knows anything about this whole arrangement.

rolled 45 = 45

>>18091015
>>18091047

...This is why I suggested trying to ask questions to gauge whether having a dude with a talking card and flashy instant clothes changing makes any sense around here...

You quickly deactivate your suit, going back to wearing the maid uniform once again.
"Gotta get back into disguise i guess. Don't want Erica to staple this outfit onto me."
"Goodluck." he says as he scrambles back up into the plane.

You turn to the hangar door and see a small girl of about 12 walk in. Shes wearing a khaki shirt on her tanned skin. Her lack of pants showing off blue and white stripped panties.

"THERE YOU ARE! Erica told me to take you on a tour." a fang is noticeably protruding as she says this

[ ] go with her
[ ] nope

>>18090989
Best not to push.

>is that technically a shirt?
>is that khaki?
>my eyes suck

>>18091089
about as much sense as little girls flying around with guns and no pants, with planebits stuck to thier legs. as they fight aliens

>>18091092
[x] Go with Zucchini
>shirt
Yes
>khaki
no
>eyes
yes

>>18091092
Well, if Erica said so...

>>18091092
Yay tour.

make sure this is archived, i need sleep.

Next time we get more powers we need to get noko mode.

We talked about it earlier on but we never did it

also LG probably has about 10000 pictures of him with nekomimi

>>18091092
I'd call it a blouse, but any way.

[x]Go with her

>>18091152
Fuck not noko mode neko mode.

I swear autocorrect is learning how to screw with me each time I post

>>18091092
Go with her.

What's the worst that could happen

rolled 77 = 77

>>18091166

Why not have kemono mode and cover all the bases?

>>18091092

>>18091155
in the military shirts are blouses and id say white
[x]Go with her

>>18091092
We shall go with her.

>[x] go with her.

Once again using your faux-female voice, you say
"Hi, Im Hermione. I would love to get a tour of this place."

"Im Francesca." she replies. "but first things first..."
She moves to grope your chest

[ ]evade
[ ]head-on
[ ]crazy ivan

>>18091208
[x]evade
"Wh-what are you doing?"

>>18091208
>[x] crazy ivan

>>18091186
Well we started with bunny so I figure as we find new ways to change we can add more animals

But that works too

>>18091178
>whats the worst that could happen
Dont test me.

>>18091208
Crazy Ivan. Maybe get some majaik ally enhances fake breasts to make it seem less wrong

[x]CRAZY MOTHERFUCKING IVAN

>>18091208
CRAZY IVAN IN FEMALE FORM

>>18091208
DIVE DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT
>>18091225
>trans-dimensional tunnel of fudge
glorious.jpg

rolled 99 = 99

>>18091208

We have longer arms, right? COUNTER-GROPE.

>>18091245
Crazy Ivan this!

>[x]crazy ivan
You think quickly and command Kraus to materialize a pair of buns under your shirt.
The little tyke grabs full hold of these, and squeezes for a few moments

***ROLL FOR MAMMARY PASTRY BLUFF***

rolled 35 = 35

>>18091259

rolled 51 = 51

>>18091259

rolled 18 = 18

>>18091259
...Oh god what.

rolled 14 = 14

>>18091259
DICE
Please be gentle.

rolled 12 = 12

>>18091259
>***ROLL FOR MAMMARY PASTRY BLUFF***
best bluff check i have ever rolled against

>>18091259
I got nothing.

>>18091259
Rolling for maximum kneading satisfaction.

[x] head on
create magical implants THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH (being us)

rolled 26 = 26

>>18091259
Bluff like the gods themselves.

Also counter grope to distract

rolled 88 = 88

>>18091282
Let me actually roll this time.

rolled 38 = 38

>>18091281
Damn you /tg/ don't forget my rolls.

rolled 98 = 98

tig ol bitties

rolled 37 = 37

>>18091259
One more roll for good measure

"heeeeey..." she says still kneading. "These don't feel right."
She pulls the buns out of your shirt.
'OH SHIT! JIG'S UP!' you think.

"You don't need to be ashamed of a flat chest you know. Sakamoto told me that in Fuso, they were in high demand." she puffs her chest out. "Walk proud comrade."

She then proceeds with the tour.
Her explosive energy turned the tour into a blurr of scenery.
"...andthenSHIRLEYsmackedMIYAFUJIwithherTITS"
'She's like Sakura's skirtless doppelganger.' you think to yourself.

"Hey," she says as she winds down in what appears to be a dining room inside the castle "are you a witch too?"


>what page are we on?

>>18091342
'Um, yes, but I'm not very powerful. I... Well, I can summon cutlery."

>>18091342
Kinda, not like you, I'm supernaturally good at preparing food and tea and don't always need ingredients.