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    134 KB Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)10:50 No.18093549  
    Spider Quest time!

    Sup/tg/ contains the earlier threads under the spider quest tag.

    You are a little female jumping spider named Bibi currently living inside a hole in a tree, with your mate Dorpou, your eight young siblings, your newborn brood of spiderlings and your pet centipede Isaac.
    In addition to your family, the hole also is a home for old spider named Ranou, who agreed to let you stay there, a honorable warrior ladybug named Andor and a light headed parasitic wasp you befriended and named Chyrsi "Bubbles" McTitty.

    In the last session you sent Bubbles to investigate nearby wasp activity. Unfortunately she was spotted, and ruthlessly beaten up. Realizing the threat of the wasps, you and the other denizens of the tree-hole started planning how to prepare for the possible wasp invasion. Dorpou and Ranou started building web traps while you built an armor from the chitinous plates and your siblings began making knives from the glass shards you found in the bird's nest.
    You also discovered a red sticky substance leaking from mushroom growing inside the hole.

    You are currently at the entrance of your nest with your mate. Ranou is in his web planning how to carry out your plan to build a scarecrow. Andor is feeding the aphids. Bubbles is looking at her reflection from the water. The dragonfly you captured is starting to wake up.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)10:51 No.18093556
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    >How this works.
    Suggest an action and then depending how feasible it is, the spider will act.

    You are just an ordinary spider in moder day earth. You have no special powers, other than your intellect.

    Making silk costs proteins, which you can restore by eating. Your mate has his own protein reserves. You both have currently 95% if your reserves.

    You can upgrade your nest with silk.Your nest currently has the following improvements:
    >Small rudimentary web nest:
    >Storage chamber
    -30 units of food, 2 chitin plates, 3 metal shards, 1 chitin armor.
    >8 slingshots.
    >Trap webs near the base of the tree.
    >Aphid pen.
    -5 aphids.
    >Warning web at the entrance to the tree hole and warning lines.
    >Drop down net attached to the ceiling at the entrance.

    Your current skills:
    >Efficient web architecture.
    -The protein cost of your silk structures is reduced by 5 units. Structures costing 5 units will still cost 1 unit.

    You also need to feed your family.
    Your siblings, brood and Isaac combined require 15 units of food per day. They are fed for this day however. You and Dorpou require 4 units of food combined.

    What do will you do next?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)10:54 No.18093577
    AS a long term project, can we build a fungus chamber? It will attract other insects for us to hunt. Like cow/sheep in a field? And we are the wolves...
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)10:55 No.18093584
    I forgot to add that in the last session you also planned to go and meet the bees, and maybe get them to ally with you by giving them the sweet nectar that the green plants inside the tree hole secrete.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)10:57 No.18093599
    >>18093577

    Feasible. There are already fungus and mushrooms growing inside the tree hole, so cultivating them is technically possible.
    Although the mushrooms you have encountered thus far don't seem very edible.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)11:00 No.18093632
    We have to be careful with the bees. What if they want our sweet nectar source to themselves?

    But right now, we concentrate on getting more aphids, or upgrading our pen to be more breeding friendly.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)11:04 No.18093666
    >>18093632

    So what will you do?
    Upgrade the pen or get more aphids? Note that the current pen can barely hold the 5 aphids inside it already.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)11:15 No.18093738
    bumb
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)11:19 No.18093773
    OK .. um.

    The red sticky stuff has potential. Maybe we can line the entrance with it, save for 1 spot left clean as our entrance pathway?

    Good ant defense I think. Still need better anti-air stuff.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)11:22 No.18093800
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    >>18093773

    You pick up a stick and smear the red stuff at the entrance of the hole.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)11:24 No.18093814
    >>18093632

    We don't have to tell them where it came from. We also don't have to say were we are living.

    I'm for taking up a supply of sweet stuff as an offering, mount up Andor with Bibi and maybe one other.

    Take the dragonfly with us, he can carry the goods.

    Go looking for bees, just a scout or food gatherer to start, let's NOT crash the main hive. Talk to them, make an offering, take it easy, see how it goes.

    Before this any other orders anyone have for home defense?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)11:31 No.18093878
    Bee hunt!
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)11:35 No.18093903
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    >>18093814

    You use leaves and silk to make a makeshift container for the nectar, and roll it inside a small web sack. Unfortunately the dragonfly is still too exhausted to fly anywhere, so Andor will need to carry both you and the supplies.

    Bubbles, Dorpou and Ranou leave to guard the nest.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)11:39 No.18093927
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    For lack of any better ideas check out the flowers area?
    <=
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)11:44 No.18093959
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    >>18093927
    You head towards the sunflowers
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)11:48 No.18093995
    Oh yeah sunflowers! Them'll do nicely.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)11:52 No.18094028
    andor have any concerns here? he ever dealt with bees?
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)11:52 No.18094029
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    A bee confronts you.

    "Halt! Who comes to our nectar fields?"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)11:56 No.18094057
    "Greetings oh magnificent fuzzy flier of industrious grace personified! Spare us a moment of your busy day that we may chat of things of concern to us both?"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)12:00 No.18094079
    ( Can't wait to she gets a good look at us. Can she even tell what we are in that armor? )
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)12:00 No.18094085
    "Not much, just a fellow bee, wondering if there are any weaknesses in our hive that I should be helping to fill in. Just out here, doing, you know, bee stuff."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)12:02 No.18094099
    >>18094057
    This
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    ...
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)12:05 No.18094120
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    The bee is baffled by your compliments.

    "Oh you.. by the queen, I am not worthy of such high words! I am just a lowly gatherer. what is that you seek here?"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)12:11 No.18094170
    "We face a myriad of threats of ever changing scope. it is time for the better denizens of this world to unite in honorable alliance! We would speak of these things and of the one threat that looms above all others. we know your schedule admits of no foolishness. We demonstrate our earnestness with a gift that
    you may judge us worthy of your time. Perhaps we may speak of this and more to the queen?"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)12:14 No.18094195
    >>18094170

    Not sure if we should just charge in and see the queen if they let us. Oh well - so much for taking it easy.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)12:15 No.18094207
    >>18094110

    Utterly off-topic, but I never noticed Humungus looks like a Stormcloak soldier.
    >> I've got a bad feeling about this 02/25/12(Sat)12:19 No.18094233
    >>18094207

    What I'm really looking for is something like:

    MadMaxTrainEscape"Plan?There'sNoPlan".jpg

    As I think it's coming up, like, soon. But there's always room for Humungus.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)12:21 No.18094256
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    >>18094170

    "You got a gift? Gift for us? That's sweet! What is it? Unfortunately I can't take you to the queen. I am not worthy of being in her presence. Only the council of the elder sisters and the royal guard are allowed to address her. "
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)12:26 No.18094304
    >>18094256

    They let us land on their sunflower. At least that's some progress. I'm for dropping the goods and jetting.

    "A message then. We would discuss these matters at a time and place of better convenience. Perhaps you could appoint an ambassador to meet with us? And as a gesture of our sincerity and good will please take this and make good use of it."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)12:27 No.18094311
    >>18094256
    Ask where we can find the elder sisters or royal guard. And ask for her name. It can never hurt to have one more ally.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)12:32 No.18094367
    >>18094311

    Yeah we might wanna hang and chat for a bit if they're ok with it. Ask about any current events or news?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)12:34 No.18094383
    God, that bee is so cute!
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)12:43 No.18094472
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    >>18094304
    >>18094311
    >>18094367
    You hand the nectar to her, and she curiously opens the web bundle.
    "Smells sweet! Is it nectar?"

    Before leaving you ask her about the Royal Guard and the council.

    "I can't tell thing like that to an outsider, sorry."

    You also ask her name.
    "Name?"

    As you are about to ask more another bee appears.

    "What's going on here? Who are these interlopers? You, scent 321! Why are you idling with these outsiders? And what is that what you have there?"

    "Overseer, I can explain!"

    "No need! Report back to the nest for punitive action. Dealings with outsiders are against the rules!"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)12:46 No.18094491
    Did Scent 321 take the nectar with him, or is it still with us?
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)12:47 No.18094505
    >>18094491

    She didn't touch it yet, but the bundle that contains the nectar is with her.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)12:49 No.18094527
    >>18094472
    Tell the overseer it was entirely our fault. We want to open diplomatic relations with the bees.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)12:50 No.18094537
    Ugg. Red tape.

    "Your pardon overseer! A message for your Grand Queen and council. No one should be idle in these times of great import, and I'm all for a show of discipline! But this little one needs to finish her task at hand first and deliver this message. Bee about your business as the fine overseer commands 321! Go on shoo!"

    ( Finger crossing time, etc. )
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)12:55 No.18094592
    >>18094472
    Beg to not punish 321.

    Also, we should remember 321's face, in case we might cross paths again. Remember to give her a proper name.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)12:58 No.18094618
    Yes, ask for 321 to not be punished.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)13:05 No.18094684
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    >>18094527
    >>18094537
    >>18094592

    "And what makes you think that we would be willing to associate with you? What is the message, a lowly pollen picker like 321 isn't worthy of addressing her betters. I will take it to the evaluation of the council, and you will go away. In the unlikely case that the council agrees to whatever you are proposing, we will send someone to find you."

    You ask her not to punish 321.

    "Outsiders have no business interfering in our business. Begone! 321 deserves whatever is coming for her for failing to inform me of your presence immediately!"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:10 No.18094721
    >>18094684
    "We wish for an alliance with the bees, to eliminate the wasps that plague the land."
    Bow as we say this.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:12 No.18094736
    OK, at this point I'm torn between actions one of:

    a) "Yes sir, etc. If you want more sweets goods see to it that 321 is your appointed ambassador. We will return noon tomorrow."

    - or -

    b) We're a jumping spider with quick reflexes and the idiot is hovering right over us. Let's take him & tie him up, non lethally. We're armored right? "We talk the talk but we can fly the line too pal." Shoo off 321 with a suggestion she be the ambassador and then jet.

    Any thoughts /tg?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:16 No.18094770
    >>18094736

    I think neither of those would be very good, even though we like 321, if we respect their society and its ways we are much more likely to gain diplomatic standing in the long run.

    I say we basically ask him for a chance to hear us out for an alliance against the Wasps.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)13:19 No.18094782
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    >>18094721

    "You WHAT!? Are you insane? By the queen, don't even say things like that! If the wasps would hear that, they would punish us! It is enough that they take their share of our honey and larva! If they knew about this ,they would slaughter us all!

    Go away you, you...INSANE little spider! Go, before you doom us!"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:19 No.18094783
    Say nothing and leave. Let them consider our offer, if they refuse they will meet the power of our empire as the wasps will. It's only a matter of time.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:20 No.18094799
    >>18094736
    I don't think risking a severe diplomatic incident and possible military conflict with the bees is a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:22 No.18094811
    >>18094782
    And back to the tree we go.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:23 No.18094823
    OK, we'll play nice, or at least smartly. Still see if we can judge the distance and probability of of nabbing the overseer.

    "Dedicated overseer! We admire your magnificent work ethic and your commitment to your people is a fine example for all Bee kind. To ease your efforts and belay any loss of time We would meet again here at noon tomorrow. Have 321 around again as a carrier of another offering for us if you please! Well shall now depart and trouble you no more this day."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:24 No.18094848
    >>18094782

    Lets just leave now, we have other work to do and they now our offer is on the table.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:25 No.18094852
    Yay spider quest! I missed a few issue, but... Where is Bubble McTitty and why she isn't with us?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:25 No.18094861
    If we do leave now direct Andor to take a stop at the aphid fields for a snack. We'll stand guard.

    Point being let's not just head directly back.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:26 No.18094868
    >>18094852

    Shes back in the tree. There is no way she would make a good choice for an ambassador, best to leave her home.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:27 No.18094877
    >>18094861

    Sounds good, its a lot nicer than forcing him to just head back after our work.
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    You leave the shocked bees to their flower.
    Where do you go now?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:28 No.18094900
    >>18094852

    She needed some down time and as we've seen they're not too fond of wasps of any sort.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:29 No.18094903
    >>18094888
    Aphid fields, I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:30 No.18094912
    To the Aphid fields!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:30 No.18094914
    >>18094888
    Aphid fields to get some food.

    Then we should get on extending our aphid pen.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:30 No.18094919
    >>18094888

    Aphid hunt.

    "Thank's Andor, that was a little hairy. Nice to have you here with me thru that. Let's get you a snack."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:31 No.18094922
    Let's hunt some aphids, but I thing than try to get in the good side of another garden power will be smart.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:31 No.18094929
    Bleah. I still thing we could've take him.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)13:32 No.18094932
    I have an idea that I think would be neat, but before going on with it, I think that I should ask you what you think about it.

    I was thinking that you could play as 321 for a while, to mix things up. What do you guys think? I don't want to force it if you prefer to play as Bibi.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:32 No.18094939
    >>18094922
    If the bees don't send anyone to contact us, we'll have to go directly to the hive.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:33 No.18094954
    >>18094929
    Us against the Bees would be like a chihuahua messing with a great dane.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:34 No.18094967
    Something to think about /tg. It looks like the bees *do* have a big problem with the wasps. That's good we can use that. Suggestion: Maybe we should show up to the next meet with a tied up wasp prisoner? Think about it.

    Now have at them Aphids.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:35 No.18094969
    >>18094932
    sounds cool, let's do it.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:35 No.18094971
    >>18094932
    Sounds kinda interesting.
    We should wrap Bibi's day up first tho.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:35 No.18094973
    >>18094932
    It seems too easy to metagame.

    "Clearly the life of a bee is shit. I will pretend to report back for punishment, but instead, I will loop around and go with the spider!"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:35 No.18094978
    If /tg/ is the chihuahua I pity the Great dane. Let's do it.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:35 No.18094981
    >>18094954
    Except the great dane has wings and a poisoned spear instead of a tail.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:36 No.18094991
    >>18094932

    Yeah, I think we can handle that, especially if you feel the need to mix things up OP.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)13:37 No.18095000
    >>18094973

    You assume that I allow you to metagame.
    Maybe a little but nothing like ditching the hive just because some random spider talked to me few moments ago.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:38 No.18095021
    >>18095000
    What would be the point of playing 321? What could we do?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:40 No.18095037
    >>18095021

    Well if we're gonna get down and dirty with Bee society it might be nice to have a better look at it, from the inside.

    Other quests have gone this route. Let's give the OP some creative play room.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)13:41 No.18095051
    >>18095021

    This wouldn't be permanent of course.
    I just felt like it would be neat little experiment.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:41 No.18095053
    We can start our own hive revolution! Appoint a queen larva at the throne and be the evil vizir for example. Bibi has planted the seed of individuality in us when she asked our name. Let's dig it.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:44 No.18095077
    I like it. Lets do this,
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)13:47 No.18095103
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    Alrighty then!

    Bibi and Andor go on a wild aphid hunt.

    Meanwhile:

    You are a small female bee, whose scent is 321. one that the administrator registered in this egg batch. Recently, a strange spider clad in makeshift armor came and chatted with you claiming to seek an alliance between the bees and the spiders. The spider also gave you a bundle containing sweet smelling nectar.

    Unfortunately, your overseer didn't like this at all, and thus, she send you to be punished by the disciplinary officers.

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:49 No.18095121
    Outlaw bee anyone?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:51 No.18095135
    "ButthisspiderthingshowedupandItriedtostopthemand .. a ladybug? .. andthere'sthissweetofferingand .. yes Overseer."

    Engage pout mode.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:54 No.18095158
    >>18095103
    Try to talk your way out of it.
    Do we still have the nectar? Maybe show the officer some of it / ask if he knows what it is.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:54 No.18095163
    >>18095103

    Attempt to ignore orders and follow Bibi to investigate their base and determine what they really want.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:59 No.18095206
    I think we're just gonna have to take it like a .. uh .. drone.

    We could just grab the goods and head back to the hive while the overseer gets his ( Her? They're all females right? Might need a ruling from OP here this could get confusing. ) equilibrium back?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)13:59 No.18095216
    >>18095163
    What did we say about metagaming dammit
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:00 No.18095225
    >>18095163
    No. We're a lowly worker drone. Not some sort of spec ops bee.
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    >>18095163

    2 votes for Detective 123
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)14:01 No.18095235
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    >>18095135

    You aren't exactly happy about this development.
    It's not like you actually told the spider anything important.
    >>18095158

    You attempt to talk to the overseer.
    "Silence! You are way too talkative for your own good. For all of our good. Be glad that I got there before you spouted something that may cause even more harm to us that you already did."

    You ask about the nectar.
    "Whatever it is, it is for the council to decide. I will be bringing it to them directly."

    >>18095163

    "And you better fly directly to the nest missy, or you will be in even bigger trouble than you already are."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:02 No.18095242
    >>18095206
    Basically this.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:02 No.18095243
    >>18095229

    Well I'm apparently retarded today. Detective 321.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)14:03 No.18095255
    >>18095206

    The bees are by large, all female. The male drones are few and far between, and do not actually posses any other purpose than breeding.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:06 No.18095286
    Oh well, let's see what the justice system has on offer today. In this dangerous world it's not like they can afford to just waste drones "pour encourager les autres."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:07 No.18095297
    >>18095286
    in b4 commissar bee BLAMing uppity drones left and right.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:09 No.18095314
    >>18095297

    Oh gawd LOLing! I know, right?
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)14:10 No.18095322
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    You fly back to your nest.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:12 No.18095344
    >>18095322

    Inb4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSf3Kshq1M
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:13 No.18095362
    Wait, what? Is that a proper commercially engineered and built hive? The Giants are running the show here?

    Not of any use to know at this point but interesting ...
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:17 No.18095410
    >>18095362
    As 321, we might know if the giants open the hive to take honey.

    Do we remember this?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:19 No.18095424
    >>18095362

    Wait, going on meta knowledge we could totally use this bit of knowledge to poison the giants and get them out of the way. Could also get the bees blamed for his death too.

    After we use them to deal with the wasps anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:20 No.18095437
    >>18095322

    Do wacky aerial maneuvers on the way there to rebel against authority as we follow the rules begrudgingly.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:20 No.18095439
    >>18095424
    Using meta knowledge, we know that killing a human is more likely to create additional problems than to solve them.
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    You enter the nest.

    " You go straight to the drone chambers and seek the Disciplinary officer to administer your punishment. I'll be taking this to the Royal chamber for the council to see."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:23 No.18095470
    >>18095462
    Go to the drone chambers.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)14:24 No.18095476
    >>18095462

    Dammit! Typos in my pics! Fuck! This is embarrassing.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:25 No.18095490
    >>18095476
    You just missed an A. Who cares?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:26 No.18095503
    >>18095462

    To the drone room we go. Let's hope our punishment isn't quite as bad as waxing the male bees to get them ready to make more drones or something equally titillating to /tg/'s alarmingly large insect loving community.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:27 No.18095506
    >>18095437

    I'm guessing we're known for this. May as well enjoy our last few moments of relative freedom on the way to the Drone chamber. Screw around a bit.

    What's the worst that can happen? We end up feeding larvae as hard labor for a week or two. Bring it.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:29 No.18095527
    Bees confirmed as spelling challenged. Who has time for it anyways, GIT BCK 2 WRK!
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)14:40 No.18095643
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    You head to the Drone chambers.
    As you enter, you encounter another worker.
    "Hey 321!
    How are you doing?"

    "Hello 313."

    What do you do?
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)14:41 No.18095657
    >>18095643

    btw sorry if the updates take too long. I have to plan and draw new backgrounds and that takes time.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:41 No.18095660
    >>18095643
    Tell her about the spider and how you're being punished and all that.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:41 No.18095661
    >>18095643
    Tell him what happened.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:43 No.18095684
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    >>18095643

    "We're doomed."

    Tellum about our chance encounter and the overseer.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:46 No.18095698
    >>18095657

    Understood.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)14:51 No.18095756
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    You tell her of your predicament.

    "Aww, that sucks. Dam the officers are going in to the overdrive now that the wasps are about to retrieve their "share" of our work.
    That spider sounds very strange, why would it come to you and talk about that kind of silly stuff.

    Well, never mind that. All non fliers are crazy anyways, right! Do you need to go to the Officers right now, or do you have time to chat? I am heading to the mess hall to get some grub. We could go together."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:55 No.18095798
    Reeks of bad idea but maybe we should do lunch. It'll give the higher ups time to chew on the news and maybe we'll be rescued from bad end.

    Or, you know, the little rebel gets into more hot water.

    We could always start a food fight and go out Animal House style?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:55 No.18095800
    >>18095756
    Tell her you'll catch up soon, don't want to get in more trouble than we already are and head to the offices.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)14:56 No.18095807
    >>18095756
    I'd say we go and get chewed out.
    Not want to rile the officers up even more.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)15:00 No.18095853
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    >>18095798
    >>18095800

    Which is it?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)15:01 No.18095862
    >>18095853
    To the officer's hall!
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)15:05 No.18095905
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    >>18095862

    You wave 313 good bye and head to the Officer's lounge.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)15:06 No.18095926
    >>18095905
    Look for that disciplinary officer.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)15:08 No.18095950
    Sorry guys, something came up.
    I'll need to take a small break. I'll be back within 30 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)15:10 No.18095977
    >>18095950

    Oh wow what luck! This poster has to run for a bit too.

    ( Thread archived so no worries, etc. )
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)15:19 No.18096082
    bumping periodically
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)15:27 No.18096204
    Whooohoooo spider's in the shed...shouldn't the title be named something else now?
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)15:28 No.18096213
    Alright, I am back.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)15:33 No.18096268
    >>18096213
    Welcome Back. So, what happens at the Officer Lounge?
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)15:33 No.18096278
    >>18096204

    Perhaps.
    Though nothing is preventing you from returning to the shed, if you so desire.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)15:35 No.18096307
    >>18096278
    Except there's angry humans in there.

    Still, Bees, officer's lounge.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)15:38 No.18096329
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    >>18096268

    It seems busy.
    The scent of these portals doesn't mention anything about the Disciplinary office.
    Guesswork time!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)15:38 No.18096340
    >>18096329
    To....administration?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)15:39 No.18096343
    >>18096329
    Try Worker Relations
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)15:39 No.18096353
    >>18096343

    This I would think
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)15:40 No.18096360
    >>18096340
    >>18096343

    1 vote for administration.
    1 vote for worker relations.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)15:40 No.18096367
    >>18096340
    I'm with administration
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)15:41 No.18096370
    >>18096360

    2 votes for relations.

    Anyone disagrees?
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)15:41 No.18096374
    >>18096367

    2 for administration.

    I think I should stop counting these.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)15:41 No.18096375
    I'll go with administration
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)15:45 No.18096408
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    Administration it is!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)15:54 No.18096517
    Here's hoping we'll only get yelled at or something
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)15:56 No.18096546
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    You enter the administration portal.
    A bored bee sits in the center of the lobby, her scent is of a lower officer.

    "What do you want worker? Do you have some business here?"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)15:57 No.18096557
    >>18096546
    "Um...hi...we were sent for disciplinary action. Talking to an outsider who brought the hive honey."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)15:58 No.18096564
    >>18096546
    Tell her what happened. Everything.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:00 No.18096599
    >>18096546
    Tell the officer that you were sent by your superior to be given your shift off for working diligently.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)16:04 No.18096637
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    >>18096546

    "Woah, woah, woah! I don't need to hear your life story, and besides you are at the wrong place.
    This is administration, not worker relations. The disciplinary office is the third portal at the left inside the Worker relations chamber.
    Go now, you must be in a hurry. "
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:05 No.18096644
    >>18096637
    Well, we know where we need to go next.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:06 No.18096648
    >>18096637
    Well off of the disciplinary chamber it is then.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:06 No.18096649
    >>18096637
    >worker relations

    Told ya.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:07 No.18096665
    Out of curiosity check the other chamber?
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)16:13 No.18096732
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    You arrive at the disciplinary chamber.
    An old bee is sitting in the middle of the lobby.

    "How may I help. Are you perhaps reporting in for rule violation?"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:14 No.18096748
    >>18096732
    "Yes, I am. They were so nice too, giving us honey..."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:14 No.18096761
    "Right. What's the penalty for greeting an outside ambassador?"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:15 No.18096769
    >>18096732
    Explain to him everything that happened but emphasize that you were disciplined even though you were doing your best to retrieve as much nectar for the hive as you could during your shift.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:16 No.18096781
    Attaboy /tg. Let's see if we can sleaze our way thru this!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:17 No.18096793
    >>18096732

    Every time I see a thing like this I'm reminded of the old dude from tron who sat on the throne thing who got killed by Sark.

    Anyway, explain your story and paint the one who sent you there in a NAZI light while doing it. Make yourself sound like Anna Frank.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:18 No.18096811
    "WellthisspiderthingcameupsoIstoppeditand .. this ladybug .. andshehadhoneywithamessagetothecouncilandqueenbuttheoverseercameupandthenshewaschasedoffbut .."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:19 No.18096818
    >>18096811
    Genius
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:20 No.18096823
    >Disciplinary action is a long talk with the old bee
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)16:22 No.18096856
    You try to weasel your way out of this mess by explaining what happened.

    Unfortunately the old bee doesn't even let you finish.

    "Save your tales to the disciplinary officer. They won't move me. Just walk to the punishment chamber to your left, and wait for your turn. Remember, the pain of today grows to a lesson for tomorrow. A happy worker has learned many lessons."

    (help! I got a warning that my pic contained malicious code when I tried to post it. Wat do?)
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:25 No.18096886
    >>18096856

    Roll with it. It's all a part of the chan experience, happens to us all.

    Was it a GIF? Maybe change a few pixels and try again when convenient.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:25 No.18096892
    >>18096856
    Go to the disciplinary lounge for drawing malicious code! Stat!

    On a slightly more serious note, ask him what she should do to make sure her superior knows that she was disciplined. Maybe we can get out of this whole process.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)16:27 No.18096904
    >>18096886

    It wasn't a gif.
    I'd rather not risk getting banned in the middle of the quest though.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:29 No.18096927
    >>18096904

    Yeah don't worry about it, just move on.

    Maybe change and post it again at the end when you do the questions / cool down thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:30 No.18096932
    >>18096904
    Not really sure. I have had this happen to me before but never was banned for it.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)16:34 No.18096970
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    Never mind the one pic.

    You enter the punishment chamber. It seems that there are few others here too.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:35 No.18096982
    Might as well ask them what they're in for.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:38 No.18097011
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    Pick someone ...

    "So what are you in for pal?"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:46 No.18097097
    >>18096970
    Engage in casual conversation
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:48 No.18097111
    >>18096970
    Discuss the conversation you had with the spider with your fellows, perhaps isite some dissent with your fellow drones.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)16:48 No.18097113
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    >>18096982
    >>18097011

    You try to strike up some small talk.

    "So, what are you in for?"

    "Me?" Asks the bee on your left.
    "I was late from the patrol schedule, and because of that, a wasp raid managed to steal our all the nectar and pollen that the morning retrieval had collected for delivery, not to mention that they slaughtered the guards. The disciplinary officer is going to rip of my antennae!"

    "I stole some royal jelly." Boasts the bee to your right.
    " They are going to have me scrub the hatchery floor for the rest of my life. Totally worth it."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:49 No.18097124
    >>18097113
    That's one bad ass beetch...
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:50 No.18097135
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    >>18096970

    Well my guess for what the corrupted picture was was completely wrong.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:51 No.18097143
    "Royal jelly's OK and all but anyone seen any - " - hushed voice - " male drones?"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:54 No.18097164
    >>18097124

    Beehave yourself. Too much punning summons that which lurks betwixt the words.

    >>18097113

    >stole royal jelly

    We've got a rebel on our claws here. Ask her why she stole it.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)16:54 No.18097165
    "Even outsiders hate wasps. A spider approached me with an offer to ally against them, I guess that's why I'm here."
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)17:01 No.18097215
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    >>18097143

    "Male drones? No I haven't. Why, we can't even reproduce."

    "Who gives a buzz about male drones when you can have royal jelly?"

    "I have! That's why I am here though..." one bee yells from the other bench.
    >>18097164
    "Because it tastes better than anything in the world! They feed it to the larva that will develop to new queens!"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:01 No.18097216
    >>18097113
    So we are all going to end up mauled or dead? Can't we start a small rebel group?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:02 No.18097228
    >>18097215
    Ask what usually happens to bees that speak to outsiders.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:04 No.18097240
    >>18097228

    Second.
    >> mick824 02/25/12(Sat)17:05 No.18097250
    >>18097228
    thirded
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)17:11 No.18097304
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    >>18097228

    " I don't actually know. I guess it depends on what you said and to who."

    "Nope! They get their mouthparts sealed with wax, so that they can only eat, but never again will they be able to speak! Sounds fun! And besides, you always talked too much anyways."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:13 No.18097338
    >>18097304
    "B-...but...they only wanted to give us honey."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:14 No.18097347
    >>18097338
    Nectar.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:14 No.18097352
    Mouth wax?

    That's a problem. I guess we could chew thru eventually.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:15 No.18097363
    >>18097338
    Nectar dammit, if other bees hear us say shit like this they're gonna kick our pathetic ass.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:17 No.18097382
    >>18097304
    Ask why we just don't just split, since obeying the rules is only going to get us maimed. Apparently the wasps have weakened the nest lately. Escaping and going to see the spider that gives us food is a much better bet than staying here.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:17 No.18097385
    >>18097304
    This guy is really starting to buzz me.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:18 No.18097392
    We can always ditch the hive if they really seal our mouth with wax.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:20 No.18097415
    Sounds like we can get thru this if we keep up appearances. We can Rebel out later and ditch the wax after a good show of quietude.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:21 No.18097433
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    >>18097338

    "If I were you, I wouldn't take anything that dumb bitch says at face value. She has never done anything honest since the day she hatched."

    "Are you buzzing little sheeple calling me a liar?! I can take you on! Come here and say that! You blind clueless excuse for a drone!"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:23 No.18097450
    >>18097433
    "Guys...hey, guys...guys?"
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)17:23 No.18097451
    >>18097433

    Forgot mah name
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:23 No.18097452
    >>18097433
    Oh look, its our turn to get punished, lets get away from them!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:23 No.18097459
    >>18097433
    Take a peek inside where the bees are being sentenced to see for yourself what you are fated to deal with.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:26 No.18097489
    Let there be riot!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:30 No.18097537
    1.Provoke
    2.Call drones
    3.????
    4.Escape!
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)17:35 No.18097618
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    You try to peek inside to see what is going on while the two other bees verbally assault each other.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:36 No.18097634
    >>18097618
    OH GOD ARE THOSE WASP RAPING THEM?!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:38 No.18097663
    >>18097634
    ARE THEY GONNA RAPE US?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:39 No.18097668
    >>18097663
    >>18097663
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:40 No.18097696
    QUESTION:

    Can we go Super Apis 3 and kill everything?

    It's like Super Sayian 3 only Apis.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:41 No.18097710
    >>18097696
    Apis? Like, the bull-shaped deity worshiped in the Memphis region?
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)17:42 No.18097716
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    >>18097634

    You are pretty sure that they are just larger bees.
    Wasps inside the hive...that is preposterous. It could never happen!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:42 No.18097718
    >>18097618
    Fuck that shit! We're getting out of here. Ask if anyone wants to come along.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:42 No.18097731
    >>18097710
    No, Apis like the genus of the Honeybee.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:43 No.18097737
    >>18097716
    D'aww...that's kind of adorable...wait a sec...

    OH GOD ARE THOSE LARGE BEES RAPING THEM?!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:46 No.18097774
    Can we try to get a closer look?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:48 No.18097798
    >>18097618
    "Hey, guys? I think we should get out of here before we're punished. I took a look inside and whatever's in there is too big for any of us to deal with on our own... This doesn't seem right somehow."
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)17:49 No.18097802
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    >>18097737

    Why... Female on female rape! How would it even work! Why would they even do that? It's abhorrent!

    No way anything like that is going on there! No way! NEVER! That is IMPOSSIBLE!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:50 No.18097811
    >>18097802
    What if those are drones? Is that possible?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:51 No.18097820
    >>18097716

    This is the wasp's payment.

    >>18097802

    Oh...my...
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:51 No.18097825
    >>18097802
    Guys we are freaking the fuck out.
    Lets get our terrified abdomen out of here!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:52 No.18097836
    Why did this become beequest?

    Bees are adorable, but what about teaching our babies the dance of our people!
    >> Alexander Degtyarev !!kZE1+H2+PeX 02/25/12(Sat)17:54 No.18097852
    Beerape please.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:55 No.18097860
    >>18097836

    Read the thread. Just an intermission to change things up for a short while. And 321 is adorable. That's why
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:55 No.18097861
    Consensus seem to lean towards jetting.

    We're pretty freaked.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:57 No.18097880
    >>18097836

    Change of scene for creative sake, Bibi's still out there and will return.

    We're getting a first hand good look at our potential allies. Relax and roll with it.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)17:57 No.18097886
    >>18097802
    Fly the fuck out of here and go back to the sunflower, see if we can go see that spider that was being nice to us.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)17:59 No.18097917
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    Commence operation "Freak the fuck out and get the fuck out of here"!

    >>18097836

    Don't worry, Bibi will return. This is just a temporary intermission and a closer look at the bee society.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:00 No.18097924
    Do you guys really think there is any way for us to get out of a hive alive once the others notice we've gone rogue?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:01 No.18097931
    >>18097917
    Oh shit oh shit oh shit-
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:01 No.18097937
    >>18097924
    Bees all look alike, and they smell with their antennae or something, as long as we stay away from the guy who sent us here, we should be fine.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:03 No.18097952
    >>18097937
    Damn man, that's speciest!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:03 No.18097955
    >>18097924

    Let's deal with that once they notice. Until then let's explore!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:04 No.18097966
    >>18097917
    I just wanted to make sure the OP wasn't burning out, I do enjoy my spiderquest every week.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:04 No.18097971
    >>18097937
    And what about the overseer bee?
    It's not like he's gonna see us running for it and sounding some sort of alarm.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:05 No.18097978
    We should run over to get lunch first. Meeting up with the drone we met on the way and telling them what we saw might be worth it. Right now the only bees who know our side of the story are a thief and a "deserter." If we have to leave we should at least make sure someone could argue our case while we're gone.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)18:05 No.18097980
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    You are getting the buzz out of here!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:06 No.18097997
    >>18097980
    I like how they're expressions are just like "...Da fug?"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:07 No.18098009
    >>18097980
    Go talk with worker 313."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:08 No.18098020
    >>18097980
    Are we going to go back to the sunflower to find the spider. If so, we should find some kind of offering for it, so we can join it's hive. Look around, while we are escaping.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)18:08 No.18098025
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    Still getting the buzz out of here!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:08 No.18098029
    >>18097978

    Sounds like a plan.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:10 No.18098036
    >>18098025
    Good, hes asleep, no problem then.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)18:10 No.18098045
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    Seems clear! Gotta go fast!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:10 No.18098050
    >>18098036
    Either that or she's too old for this crap.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:11 No.18098054
    >>18098020
    >>18097978
    Can we combine both of these?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:11 No.18098059
    >>18098045
    Maybe we should slow down, we dont want to draw attention to ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:14 No.18098082
    Music for the escape:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2vc7Zunsvk
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:14 No.18098086
    >>18098054
    If we combine those we should meet with 313 first. She'd probably ask why we're carrying around stolen things in our nonexistent pockets.

    Also, if we're meeting with 313 first, we should probably slow down so we don't smack into anyone and become incredibly suspicious. I can see it now...

    >Hey, did you just slam into me coming from the direction of worker relations?
    >Um...no?
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)18:17 No.18098115
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    It seems you managed to slip by!
    You probably should slow down though...
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:20 No.18098139
    Guys, if we get caught, can we fake PTSD or something due to the encounter with the spider?
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)18:22 No.18098148
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    >>18098115

    Smack!

    "You are 321, aren't you?"
    "This is quite convenient. Come with me!"

    Her scent reveals her status as a royal guard.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:23 No.18098158
    >>18098148

    A fair cop - it was a good run.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:23 No.18098160
    >>18098148
    Aww yeah! Go with her; this is going to be good.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:24 No.18098169
    >Royal guard

    Damn that's a big boned girl.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:24 No.18098170
    >>18098148
    Uh oh.
    Either we're getting laid off or royally (pun intended) buttfucked now.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:25 No.18098181
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    >>18098148
    We should start crying little bee tears and say "They were going to touch me in my no-no zones!"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:27 No.18098201
    >>18098148
    Nothing much we can do. Lead the way Mrs. Big and Scary.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)18:28 No.18098212
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    "Your overseer has requested you to be delivered to the council room inside the Royal Chamber.
    She insisted that you will be able to explain what the buzz is going on in there. The Queen is most worried."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:29 No.18098218
    >>18098212
    "The queen? Oh god, I forgot to send my Christmas card and-"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:32 No.18098254
    >>18098212
    "WelltherewasthisSPIDERanditgavemenectarandthenigotintroubleandwenttogetdisciplinedanditwasscar
    yandIonlyWANTEDTOHELP!!!" ;_;
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:33 No.18098265
    >>18098254
    So many times this.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)18:38 No.18098321
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    "There you are! This is a DISASTER!
    The councilors have gone mad! While you were gone, one of them even went and gave that stuff to the Queen! Now she is also gone nuts! WHAT WAS THAT BUZZING STUFF THE SPIDER GAVE YOU! IT HAS MESSED UP OUR WHOLE LEADERSHIP!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:40 No.18098345
    >>18098321
    Damn you, Bibi.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:40 No.18098346
    >>18098321
    Pahahaha, they be hopped up on that crack...gel...
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:40 No.18098350
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    >>18098321
    "W-...what?"

    "I can go find the spider! She can tell me where she found it!"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:40 No.18098352
    "I don't know."
    "Are you saying they just ate it without knowing what it was?"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:42 No.18098374
    >>18098321

    Um. Oopsie. Clearly Bibi needs a competent material handling department.

    Fine. Off to our doom. At least we get to see the hierarchy stagger about before it all comes crashing down.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:44 No.18098397
    Define nuts?
    What are they doing?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:46 No.18098409
    >>18098350
    All for this
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)18:47 No.18098423
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    "WELL YOU BETTER FIND OUT! RIGHT THE BUZZ NOW! WE CAN'T KEEP THIS HUSHED UP FOR LONG! YOU WILL GO AND FIND THAT....

    ' I want more of that good stuff.... hey were is everyon....agh..uuf.. BRING ME MORE!"

    The loud shriek emanates from the royal chamber.

    "The Queen...."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:48 No.18098441
    The red stuff cam from a mushroom, no?
    The Bee leaders are totally high right now.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:50 No.18098457
    >>18098423
    "YouaretheBOSS!"
    Get to the sunflower asap.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)18:54 No.18098501
    >>18098457

    You quickly head back to the sunflower.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)18:55 No.18098508
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    >>18098501

    Forgot the pic.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:55 No.18098512
    The spiders are now drug lords.

    I wonder what other species the substance will work on.

    Nectar must flow.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:55 No.18098513
    >>18098501
    Try to find where the spider came from.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:57 No.18098527
    >>18098508
    The spider said it would return the following day didnt she?
    This is bad, badbad bad

    Theyaregonnatearustopiecesifwewaitthatlong!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:57 No.18098529
    I'm OK with heading back to the sunflower but what do we do when we get there?

    We could try to track the spider, or wait there until noon "tomorrow" - we may not even be sure we overheard that part.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)18:58 No.18098544
    Go to sunflower and see if we can pick up a scent.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:00 No.18098560
    wait wait wait, so. the wasps ocasionally take the bees food.
    and we are in possesion of some kind of drug.
    let's slip this drug in the wasps food and cripple their army!!
    we can do this, we just have to convince the bees to trust us and cooporate.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)19:03 No.18098591
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    Sorry, but this is Spider Quest after all. Bee intermission has ended. 321 heads to the sunflower and tries to figure out how to find the spider.

    You are Bibi again, and your aphid hunting is going reasonably well.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:05 No.18098615
    >>18098591
    Even though it's completely metagaming...go to the sunflower? Just say that your spider sense is tingling...
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:05 No.18098619
    >>18098591
    That was a very nice little intermission. Thank you OP.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:06 No.18098624
    >>18098591
    I was going to say continue the hunt, but >>18098615 and his comment of spider senses made me giggle.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)19:06 No.18098634
    >>18098615

    I am not sure if I should allow that....
    So metagamey. You little cheater.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:08 No.18098652
    Let's see what the hunt turns up, is Andor satisfied?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:08 No.18098654
    >>18098634
    Don't, then.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)19:12 No.18098686
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    >>18098652

    Andor says that he is quite full. He asks if we are going to carry the aphid you have tied up back to the nest.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:14 No.18098720
    >>18098686
    Yeah, let's head back and see what our family is up to.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:15 No.18098736
    Wasn't planning on a restock run, our aphid is full yes?

    Let's bring it back anyway. Toss it at Dorpou if nothing else as a random gift.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:16 No.18098749
    >>18098736

    er .. aphid pen is full, yes?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:17 No.18098760
    Right we should get to work on extending that aphid pen once we're back.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)19:18 No.18098768
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    Lift off!

    You fly back to your base on the back of Andor. He is also carrying the aphid.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)19:19 No.18098790
    >>18098760
    >>18098749


    You can also kill the aphid and store it's corpse.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:20 No.18098798
    >>18098768
    Take a look behind you to make sure the giant isn't lurking about.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:22 No.18098824
    >>18098749
    We can always expand the pen if needed.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)19:24 No.18098843
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    You return to your nest.
    It seems that Dorpou and Ranou are arguing with the Dragon fly.
    Bubbles is hiding behind your nest.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:27 No.18098880
    Ask what all the discussion is about?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:27 No.18098884
    While the dragonfly "works for us" I for one don't entirely trust him.

    Still let's see what's going on first before we hammer him down.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:27 No.18098885
    >>18098843
    Confront the dragonfly.

    "By the right of the spider tribe, you are now ours!"
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)19:33 No.18098947
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    You confront the Dragonfly.

    "You! You imprisoned me and drugged me! Tell these buffoons to release their scraps of web from me, so I can fly free! I agreed to serve you, but how can I fulfill my oath, if I can't fly?"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:34 No.18098967
    >>18098947
    "But how do we know if you won't just fly away?"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:35 No.18098979
    That sounds reasonable enough. Hear what Dorpou and Ranou have to say before we do anything, feel them out.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:36 No.18098988
    >>18098947
    "I will if you accept me as your rider."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:39 No.18099005
    How about this?

    "You owe us and we shall have need of your services in time but not today. Stay safe and be prepared for our call. Farewell and remember - hunt who you will save for our clan and especially Bubbles, steer clear of her."
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    You tell him that he can fly free, as long as he will return. To ensure that, you will be riding him.

    "Are you sure that is a good idea?" asks Dorpou.
    "How can you know that this beast won't devour you the moment we let it go. I don't trust anything that big."

    "You doubt my honesty, small one? You are wise to do so. A being of your size would be ill advised to trust me. Don't worry though, I have sworn my oath, and to break it, would even further ashame me to my ancestors."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:43 No.18099072
    >>18099046
    Release him.

    We will take him on a test drive around the yard.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:43 No.18099073
    >>18099046
    Climb on his back and give him a big hug. "Welcome to the family! :3"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:44 No.18099081
    >>18099046


    "What is your name great flying one? If I am to show you proper respect I must call you by name, to do without would demean us both to our own respective codes."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:46 No.18099099
    "Truly this world is harsh yet biggest is not bestest and you've had but a taste of what we can do. Remember that well and above all that we would have you as a friendly ally not a thrall."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:46 No.18099107
    >>18099046

    God I like the style of that Klingon Dragonfly. BEFRIEND THE FUCK OUT OF HIM.

    Also call him Kahless and we need to make him a Bat'leth in the future.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:47 No.18099120
    Fancy talk aside I'm also in favor of a test drive, this should be fun. I'm sure he's a bit more zippy and agile to Andor's solidity.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)19:50 No.18099145
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    You ask him his name.
    "Name? I do not have one. There is no one to name our newborn. We grow and strive alone, only the memories of our ancestors are passed down in the perfection of our body."

    You take off.

    "I shall show you what real flying is, you have seen nothing when you have flown on the back of the red fat one!"

    Meanwhile Dorpou and Ranou start expanding the aphid pen.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:52 No.18099181
    >>18099145
    "I wish to give you a name."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:53 No.18099192
    Zippy Kahless?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:54 No.18099202
    If he lets us name him.

    We need to name him Nidhogg.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:55 No.18099207
    >>18099145
    Name him Apache.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:56 No.18099219
    >>18099202
    Wait, scratch Apache. I vote Nidhogg as well.

    Or Thor.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:56 No.18099229
    >>18099145
    "While your body shows the strength of your ancestors, it will one day decay. But a name will carry you through the ages now that you are with a group. Let us find a name that suits your strength and swiftness... how does Kahless sounds?

    >>18099107
    just for you :3
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)19:57 No.18099238
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    >>18099145

    Bumb limit and clock being 3 am are good signs of the fact that this session has reached it's end.

    Thanks to all who participated, and especially to the anon who archived this.
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18093549/

    Once again, I will be taking feedback before hitting the bunk.
    As of the next session, I am afraid that Spider Quest will be going for hiatus, as my final exams are getting very close, and I really need to focus on them.
    As much as I like you guys, I can't afford to throw away my changes of future because of this quest.
    You can expect me back within a month or so.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:58 No.18099247
    Thank you google.

    Voting for Nidhogg as well.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)19:59 No.18099254
    >>18099238
    Later Spiderbro. Good luck on your finals.
    >> Spider Quest OP 02/25/12(Sat)19:59 No.18099257
    >>18099238

    Oh, and you name the dragonfly "Kahless Nidhogg".
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)20:02 No.18099280
    >>18099257

    Done then!

    No problem with the hiatus here. Wow OP this was a hell-of-a episode!

    Will keep an eye out for next edition - same time / same day, month from now?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)20:03 No.18099290
    >>18099257
    See you later! I really enjoy this game.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)20:19 No.18099437
    >>18099229

    Oh you're so sweet Anon. Take a spiderhug :3c

    And the hiatus is no Problem OP. Of course I will miss my weekly dose of cute jumping Spiders and friends, but I will fill the time with praying for your success in your exams. Praying to the spider gods of course.

    Thank you very much for your effort again.



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