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    237 KB MAHOU STRIKE SHOUNEN WITCHES QUEST: Ace Combat Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/25/12(Sat)21:25 No.18100125  
    Wait. wut?

    Majaik, elegance, and an angry teaset. We have it all.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    Erica gets up off her seat and hugs you, Ursula does the same.
    "We're sorry, but it was just too good of an opportunity to pass up. Also, I'm glad that you were a total gentleman even when you were trapped in the bath with the girls." The twins kiss you on each cheek.
    Erica then has Luchinni take a few photos of the three of you together, with you still wearing Sakamoto's clothes.

    "Hey, can I change back to my normal clothes now?" you ask the girls.
    "Of course."
    You take out Kraus.

    You then turn to everyone.
    "If everyone were to please settle down, tea will now be served."
    >Trans-Dimensional Shenanigans CONTINUE!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/25/12(Sat)21:26 No.18100142
    rolled 1 = 1

    Fuck year!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/25/12(Sat)21:33 No.18100224
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    AS you begin to pour tea out for everyone someone barges into the room

    Perrine is standing there. A rapier in hand.

    Her lounge was faster than anything Mike has ever thrown at you.
    You try to block the tip with your tray, cups, spoons and saucers flying everywhere.

    The blade's tip sinks quickly and surely into your chest, piercing your heart.

    Okay guys. great thread.
    I'll see you for the next quest.
    [x] RELOAD
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:35 No.18100244
    Told you faggots not to reveal our maleness. But noooooo.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:36 No.18100248
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    Oh come on, LG, at least let us make a stupid mistake before giving us a Bad End.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:36 No.18100251
    Good job, look what you did.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/25/12(Sat)21:37 No.18100269
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    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:39 No.18100289
    > her lounge

    You know, when we got killed in Maid Quest, we woke up in hell and fought our way out...
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:41 No.18100301
    Nope. Continue. Fuck you, we're fighting on anyway. Willpower and adrenaline should keep us going long enough to kick frenchie's ass.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:41 No.18100305
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:42 No.18100323
    My question is, is LG serious?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:44 No.18100340
    No, he does this 0-3 times per chapter.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:44 No.18100345
    Nah. He's just writing up a troll post in response to a rolled nat 1, just like Papa-N does for HLQ.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/25/12(Sat)21:47 No.18100378
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    That was what you hoped wouldn't happen.
    Thankfully it didnt, as Perrine chose to stay AWOL for the rest of the afternoon.

    With everyone settled down for tea, you take Jakob out to help you with service.
    MEEYAFOOJI claps in delight as you pull him out with your now usual "Ta-dah~" flourish.

    Deciding against activating his Laplace mode, you place him on the table to help from there.

    You now make your rounds of the table.

    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:51 No.18100417
    I believe it's customary that we introduce ourselves to the commander of the unit.

    Of course, we could go over to Sean, and tell him that we will have to take him up on his invitation to the hangars, if we feel like getting impaled by an Irishman.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:51 No.18100421
    we must have more of THE SOFTNESS
    Talk to the titty monster
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:52 No.18100431
    Minna? Is that the CO?
    that or Sakamoto
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:52 No.18100436
    Not this
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:54 No.18100460
    rolled 26 = 26

    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:55 No.18100473
    rolled 53 = 53

    Rolling for this.
    Though get ready to run and hide under a teacup if we actually go ahead with taunting Sean's sexuality.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)21:57 No.18100494
    This. Run, hide in teacup, then bunny mode. Cry too.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:00 No.18100516
    Nah. Our Sugar and Cinnamon will just shoot him if he tries to do anything worse than bruise us a little. Nothing to worry about.
    >They're the only ones allowed to leave scars.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/25/12(Sat)22:10 No.18100649
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    Thinking it only proper to present yourself to the CO, you walk over the one you recognize as Minna from the twins' stories.

    "Ma'am,I am Ayasaki Hayate, Operative in training for the IDPKB " You say with a bow to her, "I shall be in your care for the time being."
    She stands up and shakes your hand,
    "Wing Commander Minna-Dietlinde Wilcke."
    your eyes quickly gaze at her thighs that peak out from under her shirt, "Please make yourself at home here."
    'MUSTLOOKAWAYMUSTLOOKAWAY' you command yourself.

    "You know," she says as she motions to the food you've laid out for everyone "You didn't have to do this, you're our guest afterall"
    "Oh no ma'am," you smile, "I live to serve."

    NOW WHO?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:13 No.18100670
    We can generate brandy right? Sean.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:13 No.18100675
    Get more of that SOFTNESS
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:15 No.18100691
    Let's go to Sean. Brew him up a mean Irish Coffee. Say we'll take him up on that invitation to the hangars sometime.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:15 No.18100693
    Wasnt it Ian?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:17 No.18100708
    It was Ian. We haven't met Sean yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:19 No.18100728
    The man with the sword wasnt named in the last thread.

    It was sean. He's the only one on base walking around with a longsword
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:19 No.18100737
    You sure?

    The guy we talked with had a sword, which is only Sean, that I know of. Ian is the one with the .45 revolver.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:20 No.18100750
    Guys, what are you doing allowing rampant meta-contamination of a canon?

    That doesn't sit well with the TSAB or the TG.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:21 No.18100752
    May bad yo. That WAS a while ago.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/25/12(Sat)22:22 No.18100767
    Okay. i messed up typing IAN in the last post for the last thread.
    Was supposed to be Sean and MC-NGAF in the room.

    it was also the unnamed Sean that you met near the laundry.

    My bad.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:23 No.18100795
    This won't go down well with the Guard.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:24 No.18100805
    This is not Meta-Contamination because:
    1. This is a Completed Work Canon
    2. This is now a Meta-Aware Canon
    3. The TSAB pulls this all the time once they determine the locals either have magic or are ready to make First Contact and come under TSAB jurisdiction.
    >> That McGuyver 02/25/12(Sat)22:25 No.18100813
    We hold a treaty we the Transpace Guard. Its aight.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:27 No.18100836
    Loophole. "We also have a standing pact of cooperation with the Transpace Guard"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:36 No.18100962
    >> The TSAB pulls this all the time once they determine the locals either have magic or are ready to make First Contact and come under TSAB jurisdiction.


    This means the Iron Mahou Curtain of the TSAB isn't as airtight as once thought. There's canons, worlds out there that would flip the bird at Space Wizarding Society.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:37 No.18100976
    Less stressing more softness.

    Actually find softness 1 and softness 2 die from happiness
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:40 No.18101009
    rolled 45 = 45

    Every Time...
    I laugh at this EVERY FUCKING TIME
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:45 No.18101084
    The IDPKB seems to be a neutral organization that straddles the line between the TSAB and the TG.
    In the scheme of the Meta Cold War between the TG and the TSAB, we're probably like the nations of South America, or India; one of the Non-Aligned Nations, in other words.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:47 No.18101098
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    Fuck yea chocolate.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:47 No.18101110
    So it looks like the votes and rolls are for talking with Sean next.

    After that, maybe talk with MC NGAF again? Talk about P-61's, and other relevant planes from our time working in a military museum?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:47 No.18101111
    That's us alright.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:50 No.18101135
    And everywhere else is HERE BE DRAGONS with SUEs, Shippers and Hedonists.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:50 No.18101143
    love that about Hayate. He's done every job imaginable.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/25/12(Sat)22:52 No.18101159
    can you stop stealing crap from another quest thanks!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:53 No.18101173
    Can you start using punctuation, capital letters, and not importing your name and trip to a thread where it's irrelevant? Thanks!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:54 No.18101183
    We could see what MEEYAFOOJI thinks about this whole situation.

    And let's see if we can have a go of some strikers, we need to try that out
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:54 No.18101186
    No one will ever love you and you will die alone. But yeah, We'll stop.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/25/12(Sat)22:55 No.18101201
    can you stop being a newfag?


    Aw, that's too bad.

    I am the greatest.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:56 No.18101208
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:56 No.18101214
    Ah, I see, you're a troll. Well, welcome to /tg/, newfag. Reported, minimized, and permafiltered.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:56 No.18101216
    Not like it belongs to you only.

    And not like it affects anything outside this thread so why so butthurt?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:57 No.18101232
    We're using the Editors setting.
    What's your point?
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/25/12(Sat)22:57 No.18101242
    >calls others a newfag
    >can't even get the meme right

    oh god who are these peopleeeeeee
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)22:59 No.18101263
    Yeah, he's pretty much a faggot wherever he shows up. Ignoring him is the best idea.

    Also voting for more SOFTNESS
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:00 No.18101274
    Agreed SOFTNESS AHOY!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:01 No.18101277
    Why are we not talking to softness II? We are butler, she is british. It's the natural thing to do.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:01 No.18101280
    Dual softness
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:02 No.18101291
    I think we don't actually know that yet. But we can totally go for her after THE SOFTNESS I.
    >> That McGuyver 02/25/12(Sat)23:03 No.18101300
    Hey look I'm on 4chan acting like an oldfag because oldfags are cool!

    No one gives a shit. About the trip, about the memes, about you. Now contribute or GTFO.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:04 No.18101312
    Actually, Erica did already tell us a little about Lynette, so I think we know she's English.

    But voting to talk with Sean and MC Pilot, we need to show some balance between our attentions.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:06 No.18101335
    Well we did meet her when we were running around in Sakakatana's clothes earlier.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:08 No.18101355
    We should go ask the others what they did to haze Erica while we are here.

    Ursula I get the feeling was kept from having to go through that thanks to her sister
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:09 No.18101373
    In before nobody else has been hazed because MC-NGAF introduced the concept.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:10 No.18101382
    Oh, right. Completely forgot.
    Well, we can still do that after SOFTNESS I.

    ...I bet LG is throwing something at us right after that.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:11 No.18101392
    I'm guessing that since LG hasn't posted in an hour, that he got auto-banned by the word filter.
    If so, the auto-ban will expire at midnight.

    Or work pulled him into a meeting or something.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/25/12(Sat)23:12 No.18101405
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    >sorry had to run out for lunch

    As your eyes wander around the room, they come upon the two other males there.
    Knowing full well the value of back-up, you sail towards this small island of trousers in a sea of panties and thighs.

    You walk over to them.
    "...and he was such a cute girl too." you hear sword-guy finish telling plane-guy

    "Hey guys, Anything I can get you?"
    "Can you do beer?" plane-guy asks.
    "Of course." as you hand him a bottle.

    Sword-guy is looking up at you from his seat, saying nothing.
    You make the first move.
    "Hey there man, sorry for the misunderstanding earlier." as you manifest an Irish coffee. "I'm Hayate."

    He takes the drink. "I'm Sean, this asshole here is...."


    *best roll of first five 1d100s*
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:12 No.18101409
    Probably work.

    He seems to know enough to avoid word filter bans.
    Plus he would just go see the IT bros to get around the ban probably
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:13 No.18101412
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    So nobody else sees the problem of blatantly taking existing characters from another ONGOING (keyword) quest without permission (original character do not steal)?

    This is a serious question, because from this angle it seems pretty fucking douche-y, and uncreative.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:14 No.18101421
    rolled 71 = 71

    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:14 No.18101422
    rolled 78 = 78

    "This is McNgaf. from the family McNgaf"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:14 No.18101435
    Nick, his initials also spell NGAF somehow
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:15 No.18101444
    rolled 91 = 91

    It's fine, we'll just say it's an alternate alternate alternate reality.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:15 No.18101446
    rolled 100 = 100

    Yes, because its so much more of an offence compared to taking the characters from an existing franchise.

    >"This is an asshole"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:16 No.18101453
    rolled 89 = 89

    Forgot dice
    Combine these
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:17 No.18101462
    rolled 73 = 73

    Mike Caster.
    >> That McGuyver 02/25/12(Sat)23:19 No.18101486
    rolled 85 = 85

    Herp derp PF has no issues with others using his work, panzerhexen is using it for his upcoming quest too. And I see no intellectual property markings on other quests, its not like they specifically asked to be precluded from others work. Lastly, immitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

    His name is Mike. Pronounced like M-Cy.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:20 No.18101488

    Eh. Every quest is like this. You have a few people who keep them going for their own personal kinks. This particular ones runs on crossdressing and transgender fetishists.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:20 No.18101495
    rolled 17 = 17

    Our elf ears hear SOFTNESS! They are both in the room talking about Erica and what they did when she joined
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:20 No.18101496
    rolled 17 = 17

    >He takes the drink. "I'm Sean, this asshole here is...."
    Suddenly General Patton Burst through the door and walks through the room cursing up a storm, stops to light a giant cigar, and then continues cursing as he exits the room...
    >Sean:Well... He's just an asshole
    >MC NGAF: Glad to meet ya
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:22 No.18101514
    rolled 94 = 94

    No one is forcing you to read this, nor does it have any effect on the continuing quests.

    This just happened because the people voting wanted it to when given the choice of regular SW or SWQ SW
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:22 No.18101516
    rolled 34 = 34

    No, no, it's General Patton and Field Marshall Rommel crashing through the door, fighting each other with a frozen linked sausages and a frozen kielbasa, respectively.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:23 No.18101520
    Except Panzer asked permission, isn't using the same characters, and is using Planefag's setting documents.
    I'm not saying we shouldn't be having fun with the setting as well, just that you shouldn't be so quick to rationalise.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/25/12(Sat)23:23 No.18101523
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    "... this asshole here is an asshole."
    "Fuck you." Plane-guy says as he jabs Sean in the ribs with his elbow. "Anyway kid. Now that youve outed yourself as a guy, you're gonna need this."

    He hands you a metal whistle connected to a short rope lanyard.
    "Huh?" you ask, "what's this for?"
    He throws a look at the Titty-Monster, "Kid, Keep that on you at all times. You dont want your bones jumped by one of these crazy witches."
    "Err. okay." you say as you pocket the gift.


    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:23 No.18101524

    >implying quests aren't the FUCKING CANCER of this board
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:24 No.18101531

    Little do you know that this whistle is actually a signal that you WANT to be raped.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:25 No.18101535
    >Make a point of sticking closer to Erica and Ursula from now on to keep from getting raped.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:25 No.18101538
    Then why are you here?
    Thank Lynette for her help. And 'thank' Zucchini for her 'help'.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:25 No.18101540
    Oh go cry to your mommy that the Internet is doing things you don't like then.

    The majority of /tg/ has long ago learnt to hide threads they dislike so you should too
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:26 No.18101549
    rolled 96 = 96

    "There was a gentleman in a fridge that punched me in the face. I counter-punched him, of course, but...what was that about?"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:26 No.18101552
    Go talk to the softnesses, we wanna find out what they did to Erica for hazing
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/25/12(Sat)23:27 No.18101564
    >Charlotte corners you
    >blow whistle
    >no sound

    >Erica, Ursula and Trude run around the corner carrying various costumes they want you to "try on"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:28 No.18101568
    rolled 5 = 5

    its orgy time
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:28 No.18101573


    [X] Reload
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:28 No.18101574
    i see what you did there.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:29 No.18101587
    this im ok with
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:30 No.18101589
    I want us to get back to perfecting that gender-swap potion goddammit. No, I won't let it go.

    I have a burning desire to subject someone to it.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:30 No.18101590
    As long as the OP of that other quest consents, it's fair game.

    Just like how apologized consented to the Nachtmaren appearing in MA Quest.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:31 No.18101605
    Enjoy lunch, go look at PLANES!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:32 No.18101621
    Our plans were Keima and Shirou for the gender swap potion.

    We should figure out a way to separate Shirou from Kurou though we wanted to gender swap Shirou then leave him to Rance's tender loving a while ago
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:33 No.18101637
    Really it is just a delaying tactic so we can work on those two more and LG can make us work for our potion of maximum trolling, which I haven't problem with.

    It leads to some interesting side events
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:35 No.18101647
    rolled 30 = 30

    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:35 No.18101650

    I want to use it on one of the twins.

    (yes. I am deranged)
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:36 No.18101659
    The obvious one is Ursula. Make her a weak, vulnerable boy... To get femdommed by Eric, just like us...
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:37 No.18101669
    Oh good fucking going. You just know he's going to get here somehow now.
    I will do everything in my power to prevent Erica related anal trauma, and another bad end.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:38 No.18101678

    >Ursula x Erica

    This shouldn't turn me on.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/25/12(Sat)23:38 No.18101687
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    As you were about to discuss the manly points of being manly men flying around in a manly plane with these gentlemen, someone pulls you by the arm.

    "You can talk to these fly-boys later, why don't you join us at that side of the table?"
    The titty-monster asks you as her engine nacelles get acquanted with your arm.
    She pulls you along to where Jakob is being manhandled by MEEYAFOOJI and the zuchinni.

    "So, Hayata." she begins. "Whats the deal with you and the twins.?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:39 No.18101695
    Well we could use it on both the twins and ourselves.

    Might make for an interesting night and a OH GOD THE BRAIN BLEACH QUICK! Morning
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:40 No.18101710
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:40 No.18101713

    Didn't you see what happened with the pregnancy BAD END? Do you really want a repeat of that?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:41 No.18101719
    "I'm their boyfriend."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:41 No.18101724
    A lot of fun and good company.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:41 No.18101726
    rolled 97 = 97

    Stop rolling for SHIROU. goddammit you guys.

    *rolling for Shirou resistance*
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:41 No.18101727
    rolled 59 = 59

    "Ah, the ladies and I are fellow trainees. Miss Erica is also in my class, as well as a valued member of my operative team."

    Make her fish and work for the information!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:42 No.18101741
    rolled 31 = 31


    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:42 No.18101742
    One night potion, everything goes back to normal in the morning
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    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:43 No.18101750
    We go to the same school of course. They are dear friends and classmates. Add a very wide grin to this.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:44 No.18101757
    Mmmmm, getting DPed by Sugar and Cinammon...
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:44 No.18101758
    Let's not just blab that we're doing them, ok? They might want to keep that to themselves.

    +1 for good fun and company. Also our squadmates, so we're putting in the effort to be on good terms.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:45 No.18101775
    once again, /tg/ = /totally gay/

    When we're male, the girl takes the dominant role. And now you want to transform into a girl and take a pair of dicks. Can we please turn down the fagometer?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:46 No.18101789
    Do this.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:47 No.18101791
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    dont answer shes trying to lull you into a false sense of security
    its a trap!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:47 No.18101793
    I agree with this guy...
    As a classy She-Butler that lives to serve, we should be able to take at least 3 dicks...
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:49 No.18101805
    id say 4
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:49 No.18101807
    Never said it has to happen just took an idea and ran with it for a bit I honestly expected it to be mostly ignored.

    But it works out well for how alchemy works in this setting with alchemy being based off experience and it could lead to some more trolling purposes with other people.

    Plus let's be honest, Hayate is not the most manly man given how often we have ended up in girls clothes and this would not be the worst thing LG could do to us
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:50 No.18101815
    Well we are ambidexterous so probably 5 or 6 depending on how skilled we are
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:50 No.18101818
    Well, we have three holes, after all. We could get Kurou~
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/25/12(Sat)23:52 No.18101834
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    "They're a lot of fun and great company." you tell her.
    "AND?" She asks you "Iv'e never seen them so close to a guy. There must be something more."
    She pulls you closer.
    "Come on. Tell me." The sentient pile of soft commands.


    Side effect. Pregnant guy Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:52 No.18101836
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    hey its ok its for science
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:52 No.18101840
    No the joke with Kurou is we swoon for him as a guy.

    If we ever drank the gender swap potion we should become immune to his charms
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:53 No.18101849
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    >oh hey MSQ!
    >people talking about taking dicks

    What? What the fuck?

    Landing Gear, could you please put a stop to this? Your crossdressing fetish is cascading into a critical homosexuality limit.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:54 No.18101857
    "...I'm their boyfriend."
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:54 No.18101860
    Look whats that!
    Leg it
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:55 No.18101862
    Soooooooooooooft, brain melting soft.

    Anti pregnancy drugs, they are common enough in our world to be reasonably easy to find everywhere else.

    Or condoms, we have found and used enough lately to know they still exist
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:55 No.18101866
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:55 No.18101868
    rolled 36 = 36

    "Miss Erica and I are in the same class, and we're on the same team. Why, whatever could you be insinuating, Miss Yeager?"
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:56 No.18101876
    >found and used
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:57 No.18101881
    rolled 99 = 99

    "I butler'd them."
    Okay guys really?
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:57 No.18101884
    rolled 17 = 17

    "I am a butler, I am dapper and class given form. A gentleman does not kiss and tell." We need to establish this apparently.

    "If you are truely curious, then I suggest asking the ladies Hartmann." Bow and attempt evasive maneuvers.

    We don't want to be shot down again... or do we? No... likely not.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:57 No.18101887
    Keep our cards close to our chest.

    What else could there be between us 3. Are you insinuating that the three of us are together. That is unthinkable, it would take a man of immeasurable charm, fortitude and prowess to pull something absurd like that off.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:57 No.18101890
    Christs sake lighten up.
    If people want to joke about things like that then they will.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:57 No.18101891
    Gai gave us a box of condoms. And a bunch of locks for our door. And a bro fist.
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:57 No.18101892
    that is just vague enough to work
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:58 No.18101899
    i know its just the phrasing
    >> Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)23:59 No.18101909
    This. Because everything else is worse.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:00 No.18101913
    I like this, it implies hat we are some sort of tactical genius with stamina to keep up with them both
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:01 No.18101925

    Then this
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:02 No.18101931
    i like the combo
    im goin with this
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)00:03 No.18101949
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    "I act as their butler." you calmly reply

    "And that means what exactly?"
    "I take it upon myself to see to their every need."

    Not wanting to escalate things further, nor to lose yourself in the softness you quickly excuse yourself.

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:04 No.18101959

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:05 No.18101965
    Ask to see their facilities, the striker units, the bitching planes and so on.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:05 No.18101967
    rolled 1 = 1

    Thank Lynette for helping us earlier.
    Start thinking up 'flat' puns for Zucchini.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:05 No.18101972
    rolled 89 = 89

    this this this
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:05 No.18101975
    rolled 79 = 79

    See what Ursula and Erica is up to. We need to pay attention to them.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:06 No.18101978
    Teach her tsurupettan
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:06 No.18101981
    rolled 2 = 2

    Go to Lynette, see if she would like more tea, or watercress and cucumber sandwiches.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:07 No.18101986
    They're at the meeting we just left.

    +1 for strikers. If we can't, we could try to set up a race between Erica on strikers and us on our flying-plate-thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:07 No.18101987
    Fuck yes this. So what we can fly with our saucers having leg planes that can blast around in would be fun
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:07 No.18101990
    YAY! My first 1 ever!
    And yes that's a d100.
    >> That McGuyver 02/26/12(Sun)00:08 No.18102001
    'Now now Ms. Yeager, that would be telling. How about you tell me more about yourself instead? What was it like growing up in America?'


    On the subject of TEH GHEY, I don't really care. I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to assist RPing a crossdresser or having sex with/as a genderswap. /tg/ gets so damn caught up in the ALPHA AS FUCK sometimes I wonder if some of us are compensating.
    Tl;dr if you don't like it, find another quest, I promise to not intrude on your MANLY quest, where MANLY characters do MANLY things together in MANLY ways.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:09 No.18102011
    rolled 88 = 88

    I agree. Though perhaps we should make sure that Jakob is alright along the way?
    He's been an excellent footman and an important part of our Teatime Trio.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:10 No.18102023
    rolled 19 = 19

    "Hey Zucchini... or should I say flat-chini herherher"

    They still haven't found all of Hayate, and his left testicle is still stuck to the ceiling, as a reminder of what can happen.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:11 No.18102029
    Go find Erica and Ursula. I think we have ample reason to fear being raped at this point. Also, we're in an unfamiliar environment, and they're pretty much our anchors here.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:11 No.18102032
    Pretty much took the words out of my head.

    I can find things like this humorous and RP it because I am comfortable with myself to NGAF
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)00:11 No.18102040
    The HMS SOFTNESS II is not in the room.

    The twins are in the room.
    Quick list:

    Perrinne left the room when you revealed you were a guy, no one cared.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:13 No.18102057
    We are in an unfamiliar environment of awesome things, let's check things out more. The twins will find us when they want to
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:13 No.18102061
    TWINS. We were given a rape whistle, accosted by a titty monster, and are in an unfamiliar environment. I'm betting some familiarity will do us some serious good. Plus, I'm betting they'll want to show us off a little.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:13 No.18102064
    [x] Miyafuji.
    "So soft..."
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:14 No.18102068
    rolled 34 = 34

    Still saying we should check up on Jakob, and we can chat a bit with Miyafuji and Lucchinni while we make sure they haven't done anything to him.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:14 No.18102071

    SE what life is like in fuso in this dimension
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:20 No.18102133
    rolled 37 = 37


    Ask about how home is fairing in this world, and offer her some sweets.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:21 No.18102157
    Offer her Mochi or something similar from home.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:22 No.18102162
    Agreeing with this
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:23 No.18102168

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:24 No.18102187
    Yeah, but I think that MEEYAFOOJI is getting more votes. I agree with this option, but, well, maybe we'll get to it next.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:24 No.18102194
    rolled 97 = 97

    chat with MEEYAFOOOJEE
    ask how things are
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)00:25 No.18102204
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    YOu quickly check up on Jakob.
    The little rabbit is now fully and well ruffled. The two girls playing with him taking delight in petting and hugging him
    "Cuuuuudly." MEEYAFOOJEE says as Jakob remains calm in her bear hug
    "Hey! Hey! ME NEXT!" zuchinni reaches out for the rabbit.

    "Hey J" You tell your footman, "You doing allright there buddy?"
    "I'm just fine Sir.." came his dignified reply.

    "Hey Lucchinni, i want to praise you for your acting earlier. The SMALL tour you gave me was great, and i didn't expect to be entrapped by you not by a TINY bit." She glares at you as she now cuddles your rabbit.
    "Jakob, please keep these ladies company as long as they want to."
    "Of course Sir."

    Before you walk away, you pickup the camera on the table and tell the Italian, "I hope the pictures you took earlier come out great. We wouldn't want them to look FLAT would we?"

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:27 No.18102215
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    But ... hayate is Japanese...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:27 No.18102221
    >[✓] Twins.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:27 No.18102230
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:28 No.18102231
    Makes Sense < Is funny
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:29 No.18102244
    rolled 97 = 97


    We owe Jakob for this, this.
    >> erich vonweinerschnitzel 02/26/12(Sun)00:29 No.18102246
    wtf how did u do that
    >> That McGuyver 02/26/12(Sun)00:29 No.18102248
    Bjorn the fell handed agrees, twins they were.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:30 No.18102256
    What, you mean ✓? It's just a character. You can copy/paste it, assign a key to it, whatever.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:31 No.18102269
    rolled 47 = 47

    >>is easily amused by flat jokes
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:32 No.18102272
    Might as well talk to the twins.

    Ask Ursula what they did to haze Erica while we are at it.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:41 No.18102361
    Did this thread just die out of nowhere?
    Just me?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:42 No.18102372
    We're all just waiting for LG to post. No reason to keep bumping the thread once we've all had our input.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)00:43 No.18102384
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    You head over to your twins, wondering when you began thinking of them as YOUR TWINS instead of the usual THE TWINS.

    "So, how did he meeting go?"
    "Boooring." Erica replies as she munches on some fries. "they just wanted a quick overview on the Bureau, again, and our insight and obervations during the stay there."
    "They seem to be highly interested in the nonmagical technology that the Bureau had." Ursula adds, "not that I can blame them."

    "OH. Also, during the meeting, one of the brass up and walked out. No one knows why, and i don't think anyone's seen him since." Erica says as she reaches for some shepherd's pie

    "Tall man? German uniform? Goggles strapped to hat?" You ask the twins.
    "Yep. That's Rommel." Erica says. "Seen him?"

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:44 No.18102392
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:44 No.18102396
    Nope, haven't seen him.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:45 No.18102405
    "Yeah, he and I punched each other. He thought I was Patton."

    Give them both a hug and whisper to them, "Is the rape whistle just a joke? If not, please, keep me with you."
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:46 No.18102407
    rolled 65 = 65

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:46 No.18102408
    rolled 83 = 83

    Knock on refrigerator.
    Invite Rommel out for tea
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:46 No.18102409
    havnt seen him but could you get me a drink from the fridge?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:46 No.18102413
    He was in a fridge, we punched each other in the fridge, he was looking for Patton I think.
    >> That McGuyver 02/26/12(Sun)00:47 No.18102425
    He's on a personal mission. You'll hear about it later today.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:48 No.18102444
    "Ah, Field Marshall Rommel. Quite famous in my world as well. I believe he is waiting for someone."

    I wish this was the kitchen, otherwise we could go over to his fridge and knock on it to hand him a beer.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:49 No.18102448
    rolled 77 = 77

    this. this so fucking much.

    "He kinda jumped me when I was checking the fridge... I may or may not of cross countered him."
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:50 No.18102459

    No no no no no. It's KRAUS COUNTAH!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:54 No.18102512
    rolled 13 = 13

    It is kraut-counter.
    Get it? Cuz he's German and he was in the fridge.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)00:55 No.18102538
    rolled 57 = 57

    Throwing support for this
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)01:01 No.18102613
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    "yeah, I have some idea where he could be."
    You walk over to the refrigerator and knock.
    "Sir, would you like to have some tea with us?"
    after knocking again you open the door.
    Once again a fist lashes out.
    But you're ready for it this time.
    You sidestep the punch and Rommel stumbles out into the room.

    "sir," you ask him again." would you like some tea?"
    He wordlessly goes to a chair and reaches for some rolls and jam.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:03 No.18102620
    rolled 70 = 70

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:03 No.18102623
    Seriously, ask Sugar and Cinnamon whether or not the rape whistle is a joke.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)01:08 No.18102689
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    The meal comes to an end without any further incident, and everyone goes off to do thier own things.

    As you walk aimlessly around with your twins, you ask them
    "Any plans for this afternoon?"
    "Meh. Not really. Although i could use a trip to town." Erica says
    "I wanted to check up on my lab here. Maybe pickup some papers and equipment." Ursula answers.
    "is there anything you wanted to do?" they ask

    [ ]lab
    [ ]town
    [ ]other
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:08 No.18102700
    [x] LAB

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:09 No.18102705
    "I was just hoping for you to show me your home. I'd like to spend the day with you two."
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:10 No.18102720
    Lab, I've always wanted to see your equipment/striker units. After you two are done for the afternoon how about you show me where you live?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:13 No.18102753
    rolled 3 = 3

    "I'm perfectly happy with my present company. I'll accompany you wherever you wish to go."
    You want to go all the way to war-torn Germany?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:14 No.18102774

    maybe we can get the watchmaker there to check out our watch
    >> That McGuyver 02/26/12(Sun)01:15 No.18102796
    How would we get there? Horribly suspicious flying saucers? Spooning Erica while she flies?

    Wait, that last one sounds kinda nice.

    Voting lab also.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:15 No.18102797
    rolled 58 = 58

    Town first, then lab. I fear that we've not been around Erica enough lately.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:17 No.18102818
    Why the fuck didn't I think of this...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:17 No.18102827
    Town, Watch, any chance of fixing this must be taken, and time with Erica is good.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:18 No.18102833
    Town. Time to talk to Erica about relationship stuff. It's time to say that we don't want to just be friends with benefits, if we ever really we, were want to be boyfriend and girlfriends. We want a long-term committed relationship with twins.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:18 No.18102835
    rolled 95 = 95

    >Roll for repair
    >Spin off Old Watchmaker Quest
    >Permanently lose timestop.
    >Gain a time traveling 60 year old.

    voting town, that actually sounds awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:18 No.18102841
    rolled 15 = 15

    You take a blimp of course.
    I hear the Airship SOFTNESS-1 has pretty good airspeed

    We'll be there in no time.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:20 No.18102862
    >flying to germany hanging off charlottes boobs
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:21 No.18102876
    I agree. It's time to make things official and we should start with Erica, since we decided we would be "just friends" with her to begin with.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:24 No.18102902
    rolled 62 = 62

    Yes. I believe we should become Erica and Ursula's official.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:30 No.18102983
    Butler, grab my boob!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:31 No.18102997

    Nah, leave it alone for now.

    She did say she didn't know what she wanted earlier last week. So let her make the move to official when shes comfortable.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)01:31 No.18103008
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    You decide you'd like to see what civilian life is like on this world, and you express interest in seeing the town. Ursula opts to stay behind in her lab, saying something about RPM and tuning.

    You and Erica drive across the long bridge that connects the island to the mainland in a very nice kubelwagen you borrowed from the base's motorpool.

    >BRB. STUFF.
    you take this opportunity to discuss things among yourselves
    >> That McGuyver 02/26/12(Sun)01:32 No.18103014
    Boo. I'm all for romancing the twins, but we have plenty of other women interested too that we rarely talk to, like Amazonesse. We're in it for interdimensional pussy, and all of it. Hard to pull that off while bogged down with such burdensome things as real relations.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:33 No.18103026
    I still think we should express what we want. Even if she decides she wants to think on it, she still deserves to be kept in the loop. Besides, I would rather she not make a decision like that until we talk to Ursula too.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:39 No.18103097
    rolled 25 = 25

    It's been only a week. To want to get in hot and heavy is a bit... worrysome.

    I second communicating with Amazon hottie and fem-Keima. Interdimensional Harem awaits.

    Also we need to sick tittymonster on shirou. He'll think were doing him a favor. Maybe slip him some Lucky Lady while were at it. That will make 5 minutes awesome, but a whole week fucking suck for him.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:40 No.18103108
    Well the twins are our solid relationship, the rest are fun and friends with benefits
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:40 No.18103114
    No, it drains the MAKER's luck, not the USER's.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:41 No.18103124
    >but a whole week fucking suck for him
    Uh, no. It drains the luck of whoever makes the potion. IE us.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:42 No.18103137
    Shirou would be so clueless it would defeat the softness.

    We would check up on them and find her sitting there while he is talking endlessly about fudge
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:44 No.18103158
    rolled 65 = 65

    Damn forgot about that...

    Oh well at least we have it for when we truly need it.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:44 No.18103166
    incidentally, now all I can think about is Charlotte covered in fudge...

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:45 No.18103179
    You mean for when someone else really needs it. Apparently someone drinking a Lady Luck they made causes some kind of freaky luck feedback loop.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:46 No.18103184

    Softness and Softness II covered in fudge.

    Excuse me while I hnnnng
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:48 No.18103213
    No it just means we condense all our luck into that short period of time and have shitty luck for a while.

    So if you look at luck like a balance then Hayate drinking it means he would win the multiverse forever given his childhood
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:50 No.18103236
    Guys, guys. We are all forgetting. It's all about become the undisputed king of time, space and reality.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:52 No.18103263
    That is our long term goal.

    We are breaking things down into smaller steps while we build our power
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:52 No.18103266
    Sounds like an excellent idea to attempt with the twins later on. That or whip cream. Or both.
    Dear god this is going somewhere amazing.
    >> That McGuyver 02/26/12(Sun)01:52 No.18103270
    Makes me wonder if hyate CAN lose luck, or if he just has some bottomless pit of positive karma to draw off due to his horrible childhood.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:53 No.18103279
    rolled 42 = 42

    The best part about /tg/ is finding new and interesting things that give you a boner.

    Thanks, /tg/
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:55 No.18103299
    >Drink potion
    >Take over multiverse in 30 seconds.
    >Establish harem of 100 worlds in rest of time.
    >Potion wears off
    We cant be less lucky.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:56 No.18103315
    We've been surprisingly lucky lately. Twins, man. Twins. I think all of our luck was saving up just for this.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:58 No.18103332
    I think it's more like we get different luck sets in different universes.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:58 No.18103333

    This was the tip of the iceberg, the multiverse paying us back for a shitty home dimension
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:59 No.18103343
    Oh god. So if we go back home...

    Oh no.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)01:59 No.18103345
    I'd count that as 1-3 year max. We should still have 13 left. 12 assuming any decent time with those beasts we call parents.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:02 No.18103374
    Watchmaker if we can, just to see if he can do anything to help.

    You know, we've never seen Erica outside her uniform. Let's see if we can't get her something casual. The ladies love clothes shopping.


    And for the love of fuck I want to try out a striker unit. If we don't before we leave, I will be a very sad panda.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:03 No.18103384
    You know, I picture everything everyone says in this threads as Hayate's inner monologue. So Hayate's debating with himself whether he should ask Erica and Ursula to be his girlfriends or try to get more women. He's wondering about watchmakers. He's considering his luck, past and present. And so on.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:03 No.18103390
    That reminds me, we need to but a few powerful, old fashioned guns. Im thinking an M1 Grand and a Thompson.
    those nice people could possibly handle regular Hayate, but not magical dapper butler Hayate - traveler of 3 (and counting) dimensions, and lover of blond German twins.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:05 No.18103407
    Don't bring guns into modern Japan. Nothing good will ever come of that.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:06 No.18103415
    Freaky I was just thinking the same thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:06 No.18103418


    Beside shipping MCxMinna, the Hartmann sisters will kill us.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:07 No.18103433
    old fashioned?!?!
    i went to a gun store today and saw 3 m1's 4 m1a's (successor to m1 garand) and a thompson, hell some companies are still making thompsons
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:07 No.18103434
    Well I am leaning more towards all the witches being ours but that is a good start
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)02:07 No.18103437
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    The two of you arrive in town. It's a quaint little English town.
    It would have been picture perfect if not for the burned down buildings and boarded up windows.

    Erica drags you along with her as you explore the small market square.
    First, she goes to a candy store and goes nuts.
    She must'ave brought half her body weight in sweets..
    Then she picks up some socks and unmentionables.
    You pass the afternoon just mucking around with her, enjoying her company fully.

    You watch out of the side of your eye as the sun hangs low at the horizon.
    Looking back, this past week has been amazing with her and Ursula.
    Never before have you had such the affection and companionship they have given you.

    You've been considering for a while your past conversation in a hallway down in R&D.
    Maybe, just maybe she'd go for it if you ask her.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:08 No.18103439
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    See this picture? This is you, right now.
    Cut it out.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:10 No.18103463
    you know that the hayate has no idea that there's a watchmaker right?

    you cant decide to just "HEY LETS GO TO WIZARD TOWER" if your character don't know that there is one

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:10 No.18103464
    "Erica... What we said about this relationship... I would like for you and Ursula to be my girlfriends. I would rather you not answer until I also tell Ursula and you two talk about it... But I just wanted you to know what I want us to be."
    >> That McGuyver 02/26/12(Sun)02:11 No.18103466
    We're japanese. The one country on the world with the lowest interest in firearms ANYWHERE.1000000:1 odds we shoot ourselves if we ever try to use a gun.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:12 No.18103475
    Nah, let's ask them both, but not right now.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:14 No.18103500
    noone decided to do this.

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:15 No.18103514
    It's not a leap of logic to assume a town might have a watchmaker nor is it odd that given a time travel watch we might seek out chances to find a watchmaker.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:16 No.18103519
    A few people did. There was no huge opposition.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:16 No.18103524
    No shut up, we need them both together, preferably alone.
    In public without the other third of the triangle is awful.


    Mention whip cream and chocolate sauce however. That will end nicely.
    Wait we can generate that.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:17 No.18103525
    Wait until we have both of them in the same room and give them time.

    Maybe mention it over dinner and tell them there is no rush
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:17 No.18103530
    I like this, but:
    I agree, let's tell them both at once. And I do mean tell. We're not asking them to be our girlfriends, we're telling them that's what we want. There's a difference.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:18 No.18103542
    Sounds like general consensus to me.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:21 No.18103566

    They probably wouldn't be comfortable making that decision without the other's input.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)02:23 No.18103581
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    Still wondering if this was the time to do this, you just go for it.
    As the setting sun sends the shadows racing across the pavement, you abruptly stop walking.
    This of course makes her stop since her arm was interlocked with yours.
    You grab her by the shoulders, and turn her to face you.
    Your eyes lock.

    "What is it?" she asks you, her face bathed in amber light.
    "I've been thinking about this for sometime, and I think i figured it all out." You tell her
    "Figured what out?"
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:24 No.18103588
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:25 No.18103594
    *sniff sniff*
    "Do... do you smell fudge?"
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:26 No.18103598
    Uh LG we decided AGAINST this very course of action.

    Consensus was to wait until we had both in the room to ask
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:26 No.18103603
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:26 No.18103607
    He rewinds and does HUEHUEHUE endings. I'm not too worried.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:27 No.18103609
    That's not what this is going to be about.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:27 No.18103613
    rolled 1 = 1


    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:27 No.18103617
    It will be Zuchinni
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:27 No.18103618
    OH GOD NO.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:28 No.18103624
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    >This will be terrible and hilarious
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:28 No.18103627
    HUEHUEHUE yes, rewinds and retcons are very rare
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:31 No.18103637
    >actually a d100
    The warp is gonna split open and we wont just get Shirou we will get multiple
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:34 No.18103658
    >Bracing for impact.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)02:38 No.18103679
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    You take a deep breath, knowing that this may very well be one of the biggest questions you've asked her.
    She just looks up at you, waiting.
    You stare into her eyes, and are immediately lost in the sapphire pools.
    "Erica... What we said about this relationship... "

    An old man yells as he steps out of the store you two were stopped in front of.

    "We're sorry," both you and Erica say before separating yourselves.

    YOu turn to the man to apologize again, "Sorry if we interrupt your business sir."

    He looks at you quizically and and grabs you by the tie.
    "Hyou. FOLLOW ME."
    And drags you into the store
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:39 No.18103684
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:40 No.18103687
    Oh shit it's us from the future here to save us from making a mistake.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:41 No.18103695
    Er no. This is a crazy German watchmaking gnome.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:41 No.18103697
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:41 No.18103698
    Fuck yes!

    Also, while I was in the shower, I thought of a great flat joke we could have made at Zucchini... Waaay too late...
    >> dice+50d100 Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)02:41 No.18103699



    Oh great. Gnomes are a feedback from the Bureau meddling in the SW universe. The clockwork guy from SWQ is actually an old agent.

    And in other news, I've created a character if you want to use him. OC from the UC Gundam universe. 6'2, kinda overweight Built like a fucking line-backer. Has a giant wrench for a weapon, and many Mechanic related powers. Almost literal 'White Knight' with a severe case of Giant-Boobs worship and JUSTICE. /m/ in a nutshell.

    [/tg/ has no spoilers] USE HIM. I DEMAND IT. [/tg/ no spoilerising]
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)02:42 No.18103702
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    >DId someone jsut hit the HUEHUEHUE BUTTON?

    "figure what out?" she asks you.
    "For a while now, ive been observing you closely." Your hands grip her shoulders tighter.
    "How you slept, how you talked. how you laughed. I took it all in."
    "After some thinking and deliberation i'm now sure."
    Your right hand moves to the top of her head.
    You grip a handful of her hair in your fist, an you yank upwards.

    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)02:42 No.18103703
    Damn it. off by one field. >>18103699
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:43 No.18103706
    Roll for him next time LG asks for new chars.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:43 No.18103707
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)02:44 No.18103721
    Roll him the next time I ask for more chars.
    Like how i do the "WHAT DO YOU SEE" classroom things.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:44 No.18103723
    Ahaha you.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:45 No.18103724
    Can't stop laughing, my roomate is threatening to kill me.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:46 No.18103733
    Obviously, those links are backwards.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:46 No.18103735
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    >Sleeping with shirou all this time.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:48 No.18103752
    Well, clearly he's a good lay, and whats more, a master of disguise.
    Well played Shirou, well played.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:49 No.18103755
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    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)02:50 No.18103760
    Will do.

    Also, DAMN IT, SHIROU!

    Gee, you think?
    >NGAF time- HO!

    Oh, LGD, is what I said true? Is the Bureau mucking about with the SW universe what caused the Gnomes in your telling of the story? I MUST KNOW. That would be funny to see PlaneFag try to work in.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:51 No.18103764
    It's a WHAT IF post.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:52 No.18103765
    He isn't going to, this is a alternate alternate alternate time
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)02:52 No.18103767
    Erica is left puzzling over this situation outside as the oldman drags you further in to the back
    As he quiickly pulls you through, you see clocks and watches of various make covering every surface.
    Your hand darts into your coatpocket and you finger the whistle nervously.
    The man stops in a little nook surrounded by grandfather clocks on three sides.
    He pulls you close and sniffs you.

    "Hyou." he says "Hyou have ze smell of magik."
    He holds you by the collar tighter.

    [ ]punch
    [ ]whistle
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:54 No.18103773
    >[✓] whistle
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:54 No.18103776
    rolled 53 = 53


    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:54 No.18103777
    Whistle, whistle like you never ment it before.

    Also i now have to remember this...
    fuckin time gnomes.
    >> dice+5d100 Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)02:55 No.18103783

    Oh well, it was worth a shot...

    Captcha: tons futioin
    >Don't you DARE give LGD any HUEHUE ideas, captcha.

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:55 No.18103785
    >don't get the joke
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:56 No.18103790
    "Incorrect, I am a butler"
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)02:57 No.18103794
    rolled 60, 36, 11, 99, 24, 14, 37, 86, 48, 12 = 427

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:58 No.18103799
    We need demon powers.

    Punch that old man.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)02:58 No.18103803
    [x] shrug it off
    We are butler. never unfazed
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:00 No.18103821
    >never unfazed
    Uh, you mean either 'never fazed' or 'forever unfazed'.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)03:02 No.18103835

    >You also have me reading 'Hayate the Combat Butler', you Magnificent Bastard. Damn your awesomeness, damn you.
    (Though the furry hands/ feet are a bit off-putting...)
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:09 No.18103879
    "Why yes, I have magic. I'm aware, thank you."

    "You have it as well?"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)03:14 No.18103908
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    You feel the inexplicable desire to just clock the old man.
    But you manage to hold it off. You are a butler afterall, and elegant gentleman, can't have you punching old people left and right.

    You pull out the whistle and blow.
    You blow like youve never blown before.
    Shrill notes flow out of the whistle and throughout the shop.

    You hear a crash and see Erica running at full speed towards you.
    She yells as she yanks you out of his grip.

    "Hyou, OUT! Zis is not ze talk for vhitchy ears."
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:15 No.18103916
    Cling to her like a delicate little flower.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:15 No.18103919
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:16 No.18103924
    Swoon at your knight in panties.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/26/12(Sun)03:17 No.18103925
    rolled 4 = 4

    Oh god, my influence on this episode, and I laughed so hard.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/26/12(Sun)03:17 No.18103931
    rolled 95 = 95

    my ONLY influence. Fuckin words.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:18 No.18103939
    The man has clocks, listen to him. Tell Erica to wait outside and we will receive more time powers. We all want time clock fixings and he can provide.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:18 No.18103941
    And you felt like posting this nearly 4 hours later?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:19 No.18103950
    Do not let go of Erica

    Creepy old German man = nope.jpg
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)03:19 No.18103951
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    rolled 57 = 57


    >No one touches him inappropriately but us!
    >Clockwork Mans face when.

    (MFW is laughing hysterically.)

    Rolling for Defusing the situation with IMPROMPTU TEA TIME!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/26/12(Sun)03:21 No.18103964
    rolled 24 = 24

    Regain composure, apologize for panicking, and assure Erica there was no actual inappropriate touching.

    I've been busy, actually. I have only just caught up now. If I'd been around, I'd have been posting.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)03:32 No.18104035
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    Taking this opportunity to play up your rescue, you cling to Erica like a an orchid cling to a tree.
    Faux-tears pool in your eyes, and your lip starts quivering on cue.

    "Go. Ve must talk about somezings." The old man tells your brave knight.
    "NO. IF HE STAYS. I STAY." her hand wraps around you protectively.

    "Fhacking vitches. Okay. follow me."
    He leads the two of you to all small office in the back. dust covering every flat surface.

    He turns to you again.
    "You have ze smell of magik. YOu are a gnome."

    You shrug. Of course you'd smell like magik. You ARE majaikal afterall.
    The only point of interest was that word again, 'GNOME'.

    "Gnome? Can't you call me something cooler like a warlock or a wizard? Why gnome? I've heard the word 3 times today, do i assume correctly that it reffers to male magic users?"

    "Yes. You are gnome. You noticed it before, yes? clocks stop around you, or somezimes it's like hyou are far too lucky..?"

    "yeah, yeah, I can use magic." You say, stressing the word for MAJAIK in the local tongue.
    You take off your hat, and pull Jakob out and place him back in. "See? i can do Magic."

    "FHAKIN KIDDY TRICKS." he's had enough of this, he knows you aren't taking him seriously and ushers you out the shop.

    As you walk through the shop's interior surrounded by clocks of various shapes and sizes you ponder if you should show him yours.

    [ ] show him Casiopea
    [ ] keep it hidden
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:33 No.18104043

    This is the whole reason we came here.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:34 No.18104048
    >clocks of various shapes and sizes you ponder if you should show him yours.
    [x] Compare clocks.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:35 No.18104055
    Okay dude, seriously, stop rolling.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:35 No.18104057
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:36 No.18104059
    Dear god show him the watch. SHOW IT TO HIM.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/26/12(Sun)03:36 No.18104066
    That other post? Never fucking happened.

    We have a lunch date with Keima last week. Let's show him the watch.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:36 No.18104069
    Show him the watch and, just as importantly, show him the cracked gears.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)03:37 No.18104075
    rolled 20 = 20


    See >>18104049

    Perhaps our intrepid german clockmaster can do his Gnomo-mojo on the wristwatch?

    >O.K., HUEHUE tiem.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:37 No.18104077
    >deleting a post to get rid of a bad roll
    Oh man. This is going to be GOOD.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/26/12(Sun)03:38 No.18104086
    Fuck you, I panicked.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:40 No.18104098
    I saw it. My thread auto-updates, so THAT ROLL is still sitting up there... Time for some hue.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:40 No.18104101

    If only to increase our timestop limit.

    I really really don't wanna do another time travel episode.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:40 No.18104105
    Might as well see if Gnoming is sufficient to unfuck the watch. Getting that to preserve momentum or some such could lead to large amounts of win.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:41 No.18104109
    I think you're responsible for more 1s than anyone else on this quest.

    Not that the HUEHUEHUE that's resulted hasn't been amusing.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:42 No.18104118
    >Becoming Dio Brando
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/26/12(Sun)03:43 No.18104125
    Possibly. At least I can honestly say they were all legit 1s from 1d100 rolls, and not noko'd 1d1s.

    Even when I was using a noko roll.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:43 No.18104126
    If the watch gets unfucked, I hope it has some caveat, like it takes a week to recharge, or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:44 No.18104129
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    Dear raidah,

    Please join me for a nice, relaxing bath...

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:44 No.18104130
    We already do get momentum preservation, unless LG changed his mind and I didn't see it.
    >Maid outfit
    I think you mean Sakuya Izayoi.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:45 No.18104135
    The Doctor couldn't unfuck this watch. I doubt some half-assed gnome-in-hiding is going to be able to do much to a device that is worth SEVERAL GALAXIES.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:46 No.18104143
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    But we're a man.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:47 No.18104151
    I"m sure, upon seeing the watch, he will summon his clockwork golum so that he can steal our preciou... our watch
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/26/12(Sun)03:47 No.18104157
    The Doctor isn't a magical clockmaker.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)03:48 No.18104162

    A cripple is working out the kinks in the fabric of the Universe IRL. I don't think you should be making such assumptions.

    >Never underestimate the underdog.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:48 No.18104164
    Or he didn't unfuck it not couldn't. He might have not wanted to hand us a time machine on a platter and make us work for it. Or he just didn't have temporal cogs lying around and didn't want to bother pulling them out of storage or finding them. Or he just felt like not fixing it. The Doctor lies.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:49 No.18104165
    "More things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy" applies. Similar to our passing out when using magic.

    Have you SEEN what the MC looks like?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:49 No.18104168
    Not for long~
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)03:51 No.18104183
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    This crazy magic obsessed watchmaker just might be able to do something for you.
    You take out your pocket watch.

    "Hey can you take a look at this?" You ask him without saying anything further.
    He takes it from you and begins examining it.
    "Hmnnn. Yes, very nice. Custom piece."
    He turns it around and opens it without even asking you.
    "Seems like it's veen repaired before..."
    he applies a few tiny tools to it.
    "Mizzing some very important parts but still vorking.
    "badly tuned though. Must be ze work of bad repairman."
    He hands it back to you.
    "Hyou take care of zat watch. I correct ze gear timing. should be better a little. If only i had ze tools, and ze replacement parts i could restore it."

    ***ROLL EM***
    10-33 +10 seconds
    34-66 +20 seconds
    67-100 +30 seconds
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:52 No.18104187
    rolled 54 = 54


    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:52 No.18104188
    rolled 35 = 35

    Here we go.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)03:52 No.18104193
    rolled 8, 51 = 59


    Rolling for messing with shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:52 No.18104194
    rolled 42 = 42

    Let's get something good!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:52 No.18104196
    rolled 48 = 48

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:53 No.18104200
    Stop time, set up a table with a teapot and Erica and we sit down restart time sipping tea
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:53 No.18104202


    "Would you be able to furnish me a list of the parts I would need? I travel a lot and may come across them in the future."
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:53 No.18104203
    rolled 23 = 23

    Don't fail us now.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:53 No.18104204
    rolled 77 = 77

    This will end horribly. That's what we get for being optimistic.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:54 No.18104210
    rolled 4 = 4

    "I kept the cracked gears. Do you think you can do anything with them?"
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:54 No.18104211
    rolled 96 = 96

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:55 No.18104215
    rolled 22 = 22

    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)03:55 No.18104217
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    rolled 18 = 18


    Rerolling to get the bad taste out of my mouth.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:55 No.18104219
    rolled 25 = 25

    Seems we always roll shit when we are upgrading abilities.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:55 No.18104220
    Let's ask him what he would need since we come across unusual things in our travels
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)03:56 No.18104230
    rolled 4, 4, 5 = 13

    cloudflare beginning to act up again for my end.

    picking numbers
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:57 No.18104231
    90 second time stop
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)03:57 No.18104234
    You might roll shit, I'm averaging somewhere in the seventies.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)03:59 No.18104246
    51, 51, 42

    average: 48

    TIMESTOP NOW 80 seconds
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:00 No.18104254
    Let's ask if he can take a look at those cracked gears we kept.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:00 No.18104256
    Cool. Ask the Watchmaker if he knows where we could find replacement cogs or if he could fix any of the cracked ones.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:01 No.18104259
    Fuck Yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:02 No.18104273
    And we haven't even used it yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:03 No.18104286
    Yeah we did. We kept Erica and Ursula from getting a faceful of potato and omelet.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/26/12(Sun)04:04 No.18104288
    We used it in the restaurant, during our dinner date with the twins, to keep the food from being ruined when the waitress tripped.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:05 No.18104296
    Oh right. Well we haven't used it in a combat situation.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:07 No.18104313
    It's total hax in a combat situation. 80 seconds is a game-changer.

    Pause time, fly to enemy, knife through the eye, get back to starting point, release time.

    Make it look like we throw our knives with lethal accuracy.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)04:07 No.18104314
    rolled 16 = 16

    We really SHOULD use it more....

    Also, question:
    If we are, say, holfing hands with someone-
    >Will they also become entangled in the 'Pause-field'?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:07 No.18104315
    Haven't been in too many proper fights.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:08 No.18104318
    Why would we? We don't exactly go picking fights. You seem to have a combat-oriented mindset typical to gamers who primarily play wargames and D&D. This isn't that kind of quest - it's less combat (physical) and riddles (mental) and more social. That said, I think time shenanigans count as riddle work.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/26/12(Sun)04:10 No.18104330
    Since I just looked it up, we're at the middle of page 4.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:10 No.18104333
    >You seem to have a combat-oriented mindset typical to gamers who primarily play wargames and D&D
    Guess what faggot, I've never played either. How about you go make ridiculous assumptions somewhere else?
    I was just pointing out that we haven't even come close to using the ability to the full, and we're getting mad upgrades for it.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:12 No.18104349
    Combat isn't 'to the full,' though. An 80 second time stop is terribly useful for any manner of other thing. Also, calm down, friend. No need to get worked up and calling people names.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)04:12 No.18104350
    rolled 35 = 35


    Never played either

    >Isn't it, like, a prerequisite to do at least one (Preferably both) of them before coming onto this board?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:12 No.18104352
    I believe when we got it and were hammering out the details, LG said we could bring other people along.
    This thread, specifically:
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)04:12 No.18104356
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    "'replacement parts'? you could get those?"
    you ask him.
    "No. Like I said, zis is custom piece. Every gear handmade, mastercrafted. Fhakin dorfs."
    "I can only adjust ze timing. Now should be 30% more eefficient."
    Not wanting to push this old man any further, you and Erica take your leave.

    As you step out back into the street.
    Erica says, "Krazy old coot."
    she then turns to you.
    "so what were you gonna say before we got rudely interrupted?"

    [ ]ONWARDS!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:14 No.18104364
    [x] Neither, we need Ursula here.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)04:14 No.18104365
    rolled 13 = 13


    Rolling for dickings with the twins.
    >[X] ONWARDS!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:14 No.18104369
    Whichever option is [x]Wait until Ursula is around so they can decide together.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:15 No.18104372
    "Heh, never mind for now. I'll tell you later when all three of us are in one place."

    Then give her a kiss and continue. Also, smile without reservation.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/26/12(Sun)04:15 No.18104373
    This, generally
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)04:15 No.18104374
    okay. timestop has its limitations.
    i will expand upon said limitations as the story goes.
    [you will need to see the doctor more to trigger these scenes]
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:15 No.18104379
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:17 No.18104398

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:19 No.18104403
    Yeah, that was a pretty big hint. I think we need to ask Mike if the stargate can go to where dorfs make time-travel watches.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)04:19 No.18104407
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    [x] hold the line!

    "I'll tell you later when we have Ursula around. It concerns the both of you."
    "okay." she says as she gives you a quick kiss.

    With the sun now fully set, and night quickly taking over, the two of you decide to return to base.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:21 No.18104412
    I wonder where we're staying tonight.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)04:21 No.18104414
    rolled 63 = 63


    Let's see if Ursula takes charge tonight.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:23 No.18104423
    The twins room naturally
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:25 No.18104435

    But erica always shares a room with trude.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)04:27 No.18104458
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    rolled 67 = 67


    >I'm Throwing money at the screen...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:29 No.18104469
    And isn't Erica's side of the room HORRIFICALLY messy?

    I'm now glad that we've generally been meeting in our room at school
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:29 No.18104470
    Trude didn't seem too put off when we crashed into her and copped a feel, or when the twins caught us and had their little dress up session with us
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:30 No.18104490
    Yeah, we don't mind if she hangs around. Could be fun. Should get a couple of HUEs in at least.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)04:31 No.18104495
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    cloudflare beginning to act up.
    dont panic if i suddenly disappear.

    The two of you arrive at the base.
    and as per Erica's instructions head down to Ursula's lab.

    Her laboratory is one of the smaller hangars near the tarmac. All looked normal outside, just an ordinary box of GI cladding.
    Inside you find Ursula wearing a labcoat and fiddling with one of those leg planes the pair wear.
    "Hi we're back!" Erica greets her twin.
    "Did you have a nice trip?"
    "I got some candy!"
    "Your definition of 'some' is often equivalent to 'too much'..."
    You can only chuckle as the twins go back and forth.

    You watch as she takes a small wrench and reaches into the machine she was working on.

    Black smoke covers her and quickly reveals her lab coat shredded and her hair disheveled.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:33 No.18104511
    Put your suit jacket around her and smooth her hair back down. She's probably startled.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:37 No.18104532
    If she is not properly covered in the aftermath of the explosion place our coat on her as a proper gentleman would.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)04:39 No.18104551
    rolled 13 = 13

    Yeah... I been perverting long enough.

    Let's be the gentlemanly butler and
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)04:39 No.18104557
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    YOu quickly go to her side. Erica just standing there grinning.

    "You okay?" you ask while checking her for any injuries.
    "she's fine." Erica says from behind you. "She blows stuff up at least once a week."
    "....I should have turned it clockwise..." Ursula says.
    You lead her to nearby bench and sit her down.

    WAT DO?
    [ ] small talk
    [ ] THE TALK
    [ ] Dinner
    [ ] other?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:40 No.18104558
    Seconding this. I also think we should tell the twins our piece.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:40 No.18104564
    Wait until after dinner for THE TALK.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:41 No.18104567
    THE TALK. It's time.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:41 No.18104569
    Ask where we can get a pair of the to try out, do the whole girlfriend question over dinner
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:41 No.18104576
    [x] smalltalk
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:41 No.18104577
    After dinner but before bed (sex)?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:42 No.18104578
    [x] small talk
    Ask her about those leg planes.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)04:42 No.18104579

    Let's see if we can... 'Convince' the twins to let us 'borrow' a set of strikers. Before a nice dinner and THE TALK.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:43 No.18104595
    [x] other
    Sex them up for no reason
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:45 No.18104608
    Smalltalk, then dinner, then THE TALK!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:55 No.18104694
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)04:56 No.18104707
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    >[x] smalltalk

    After getting Ursula all settled down and covered with your jacket, you decide to ask them about these legplanes.
    "so what exactly are these things? Iv'e seen you two use them, but i thought they were just like my saucers."
    "and now i see you," you look to Ursula "fiddling with one of them."
    "are they just like miniature planes? Just technology. no majaik?"

    "yes, and no." Ursula answers. "your saucers are a pure majaik construct, these striker units are machines designed to harness magic. Theyre similar to our devices, but they have the option of being easier to produce and repair."

    "They convert magic into both thrust and lift, allowing the user to be able to maneuver easily when airborne." Erica adds
    "Can any majaik user use them?" you ask.

    "Im not sure," ursula replies "Only females have ever used these, something to do with a witches innate ability of channeled flight."
    "there is also the problem of interfacing with a Striker." Erica states "you need the right mindset to even make one turn over."

    [ ]can i try one?
    [ ]ah i see
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/26/12(Sun)04:57 No.18104712
    it's not over yet, chum
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:58 No.18104724
    [x] Can I try?
    In b4 nopants
    Also, we're on page 6
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)04:58 No.18104727
    rolled 42 = 42


    [X] Can I Try One?

    >INB4 we splatter on the hangar wall bad-end.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:59 No.18104732
    [X]can i try one?

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:59 No.18104734
    >[✓] Can I try one?
    Cue kinky mid-air sex.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:59 No.18104736

    [x] Try

    Just to see if it can be done.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)04:59 No.18104737
    Try to get them to let us fly them. Then dinner...something exciting. Then THE TALK.
    >> Anon 02/26/12(Sun)04:59 No.18104739
    >419 posts and 42 image replies omitted.
    >Page 5
    Just a heads up. Now, to read the thread
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/26/12(Sun)05:00 No.18104744
    well of course we want to try
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)05:07 No.18104800
    Try with all our might. Cross dress if necessary and practice some "midair docking"
    >> Anon 02/26/12(Sun)05:10 No.18104822
    there has GOT to be an easier way to join the mile high club
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)05:11 No.18104830
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    "Can I try one?" you ask.
    "No." Ursula shakes her head "It's too dangerous, too many thing could go wrong."
    "Yeah, and we don't want anything to happen to you" Erica adds

    You pull them close to you in a warm embrace
    "You can't operate a striker unit as it is... But there is this thing i was working on."
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)05:17 No.18104891
    Time for SCIENCE!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)05:17 No.18104896
    Easier definitely

    Anywhere near as fun? Nope
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)05:19 No.18104911
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    "You see, when i first got my device," she takes out Victor, "I already imagined the application of using an intelligent processing unit in a magic engine."

    "when i discussed it with Mr.Rood, he encouraged me and allowed me to do some work on an old unit we gifted to the Bureau back when first contact was made."

    "Victor, Vault-mode. Please release item 22-b1"

    A large wooden crate materializes on a worktable off to one side.
    Ursula stands up and heads for it. You and Erica follow her.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)05:19 No.18104914
    Turn on the Waterworks and tell them that if they really loved you, they'd let you fly one of their underwear planes.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)05:23 No.18104952
    No, there is a limit to the degree we will degrade ourselves for a diversion.
    >> Anon 02/26/12(Sun)05:23 No.18104953
    still not a fan of emotional manipulation
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)05:23 No.18104954
    >underwear planes
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)05:24 No.18104974
    INB4 warlock
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)05:26 No.18104995
    Jet powered?

    We need one that reflects how big our balls are and accounts for the drag caused by them
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)05:29 No.18105031
    Things should be getting INTERESTING!

    I maintain my battlecry of "FOR MAJAIK SCIENCE!"
    >> Anon 02/26/12(Sun)05:38 No.18105096
    majicistic science?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)05:38 No.18105097
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    She opens it to reveal a pair of striker units.
    But the third peice was what drew your attention.
    It looked like a small wingless airplane.

    "This is the prototype ive been working on."
    She says as she lays out the white pieces of machinery on the table
    "The leg units are normal strikers but have had the controls slaved to the command unit."
    "the command unit is where the user would have to install his device to be able to route his majaik into the strikers."

    "I eventually aim to be able to integrate the control unit into the strikers themselves. With Bureau technology and some time, i might be able to do just that."

    "The bureau having access to striker units will allow them give those that dont have the flight capabilities the ability to do so. This will in turn be tactically invaluable."

    "since ive been working on this all this time, I am quite confident enough to say that it wont harm you in anyway. But since it is just a protoype, I'm not even sure you would be able to even make it start."

    "do you still want to try?"

    [ ]yes
    [ ]no
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)05:40 No.18105109
    Hell Yeah, we are the new king of the skies.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)05:40 No.18105110

    okay, I'll stop that now.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)05:40 No.18105118
    [x] HELLS YEAH
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)05:42 No.18105132
    All of our yes.

    We need to fly with our angels
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)05:44 No.18105147
    rolled 51 = 51


    [x] OMG YES

    >Rollin' for explodium
    >> Anon 02/26/12(Sun)05:45 No.18105154
    >Rollin' for explodium
    as the immortal bard of avon, william shakespeare once said, THINE MOTHER
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)05:57 No.18105222
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    "since you seem adamant enough, I will allow you to try and activate it."

    "Now take off your pants." she says as light flashes off her glasses and Erica grabs you from behind.

    a moment later, you are pantsless and wearing thestriker units, while you hold the command unit with one arm.

    "Do i really need to be pantsless?" you ask Ursula.
    "Close skin contact is needed for the striker units to be able to harness your majaik."

    "now take your badge and insert it into the slot on the control unit. AI integration should be instantaneous."

    You do as told, and after Kraus is inside the Control unit, a pair of bunny ears materialize on your head.

    ""hey man, whats up with the bunny ears?" you ask him.

    "now, please visualize the engines starting."

    10-40 take off failure
    40-80 engine troubles
    80-100 take off

    i will be picking randomly for the average.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)05:59 No.18105236
    rolled 34 = 34


    >These images... I want them all

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)05:59 No.18105237
    rolled 31 = 31

    >80% chance of failure
    BUT WHAT ABOUT 00-10?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)05:59 No.18105243
    I assume that that's the HUEHUEHUE range
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:00 No.18105246
    rolled 98 = 98

    Come one dice gods!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:00 No.18105250
    rolled 76 = 76

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/26/12(Sun)06:00 No.18105251
    rolled 9 = 9

    >> Anon 02/26/12(Sun)06:00 No.18105255
    rolled 73 = 73

    >come one
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:01 No.18105264
    rolled 52 = 52

    if we become a flyboy i recommend our callsign be EARL GREY
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:02 No.18105272
    No no no, Teacakes.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:02 No.18105274
    rolled 100 = 100

    ROLL 3'S, LG! ROLL 3'S!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:03 No.18105278
    rolled 95 = 95

    Fucking bunny mode flight come on!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:03 No.18105281
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)06:04 No.18105288
    rolled 9, 4, 2, 7, 2 = 24

    Picking numbers

    wow you guys rolled nice for that one
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:06 No.18105299
    >didn't hit the 100
    >hit the 31 twice
    /tg/ dice: always uncaring.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:07 No.18105301
    rolled 65 = 65

    The dice gods want us to be a flying bunny.

    Either way we want a pair of these, so much fun could be had with them
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:08 No.18105309
    95, 76, 31, 52, 31
    Average is 57

    We may still get our Strikers, we just need Ursula to fix it.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:08 No.18105311
    we need a new thread, this is slowly dying due to autosage
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:09 No.18105319
    Well it is only engine trouble instead of crash and burn so probably a little refinement and maybe tuning for the specific person and bam we have our strikers
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:09 No.18105320
    We're still on page 8. We've got a few hours left.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)06:13 No.18105341
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    76 31 31 52 95
    average 57

    you visualize the engines on the srikers starting.
    A few moments later, and they do.
    "Good," ursula says, while Erica watches on. "now think of flying, like you would using your saucers. kraus should be able to handle the rest."

    You think of moving a couple feet up.
    There's a small lag in the reaction time, but you still do manage to get airborne.

    "good, now try doing some maneuvers."
    Ursula commands as Erica now watches in rapt attention.

    You fly as high as the hangars ceiling would allow you.
    [ ]BOUNCE
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:14 No.18105350
    rolled 16 = 16


    Barrel Roll
    >> Anon 02/26/12(Sun)06:15 No.18105357
    rolled 52 = 52

    we are not pilot! how about asking kraus how it feels, status/drain, etc?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:15 No.18105359
    [x] Other
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:16 No.18105362
    BOUNCE, whatever that does.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:16 No.18105365
    [x] Roll
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:16 No.18105367
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:18 No.18105377
    [x] Bounce and barrel roll out of it.

    Why even bother if we dont go hard?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)06:38 No.18105484
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    >[x] Do a barrel roll.

    You first do simple maneuvers like flying left and right across the hangar.
    "hey kraus, how you holding up buddy?"

    Now, you pull back to one side and attempt a barrel roll.
    "hey Erica," you call out below. "mind if i copy one of your moves?"
    "Go ahead Teacakes."

    You pick-up speed and begin rolling. On about the third one, you hear the engines sputter and see black smoke billow out of the control unit in your arms.
    "FUCKING BITCH, YOU DONT DO THIS TO ME. IM KRAUS!" your partner yells trying to get back in control to no avail.
    You begin to fall.

    You must beat an 85.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:40 No.18105499
    rolled 64 = 64

    Here's to hoping SOFTNESS of some description is around.
    >> noko Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:40 No.18105500
    rolled 48 = 48

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:41 No.18105504
    You mean a hairline from crashing and on fire? I'm game.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:41 No.18105506
    rolled 37 = 37


    >> Anon 02/26/12(Sun)06:42 No.18105513
    rolled 79 = 79

    BIG badaBOOM
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:43 No.18105522
    rolled 32 = 32

    Don't die.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:44 No.18105527
    rolled 71 = 71

    Rolling to not die horribly.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:44 No.18105530
    rolled 52 = 52

    We're going to die horribly aren't we.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:44 No.18105531
    rolled 73 = 73

    >no ones
    Almost as disappointing as no hundreds...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:45 No.18105538
    rolled 86 = 86

    >Not a single roll passes

    Me Gusta
    >> Anon 02/26/12(Sun)06:45 No.18105543
    ain't that the way it always works
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:46 No.18105546
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    >86, JUST beating 85
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:46 No.18105551
    rolled 44 = 44

    But crash landing doesn't really inspire any HUEHUEHUE scenes.

    Except landing on SOFTNESS.

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:47 No.18105559
    rolled 23 = 23

    Come on, keep it together!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)06:54 No.18105607
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    As you fall you try and use your hands and legs to control your descent to no avail.
    The girls could only look on as you plummet.

    You hit a table full blueprints and papers on the way down.

    You open your eyes to the sun shining in through a window far to your left.
    An unfamiliar ceiling stares down at you.
    To your right the twins are sharing a bed, obviously tired from looking over your through the night.

    You pull a lightly bandaged arm out from under the sheets and reach up to your head, you feel bandages there as well.

    The rustlings of your movements wakes Erica up.
    "Hayate..." she says as she quietly makes her way over to you. "are you alright now?"
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)06:57 No.18105633
    inquire about the striker unit, did we break it?
    (also we are on page 10)
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)06:58 No.18105638
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    New thread tomorrow at 21:00 4chan time
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)07:00 No.18105652
    Our first words on waking should be something how we knew it all had to be a dream
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)07:02 No.18105660
    First time no overtime...

    You mean LG need his sleep for once?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/26/12(Sun)07:04 No.18105668
    It's a monday tomorrow, I need the sleep yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)07:13 No.18105723
    I know it's Monday tomorrow I just felt like being sarcastic since it seemed like you never fucking slept.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)07:13 No.18105724
    Sleep well, LG.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)07:14 No.18105732
    Lain really needs to be the next person who we add to the universe... Dunno what we could use her for though
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)07:17 No.18105754
    Too predictable
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)07:18 No.18105757
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)07:22 No.18105774
    Maybe she could be down in R&D as part of the AI research team? Learns in the same labs as Ursula just a Different specialization
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)07:23 No.18105777
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    I think we need to find this guy as one of the instructors. Maybe a leadership class?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)07:25 No.18105795
    Nah he and Juergen are already in the field.

    We totally should run into him while he is back at base for a moment though
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)07:39 No.18105880
    We sjould get Gin Rummy from the boondocks as a lecturer for intelligence operations or something along those lines
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/26/12(Sun)10:58 No.18106836

    In a similar vein, what do you think would happen if Creed and SWQ's Rommel got together...


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