>>18114549
KILLL EVERYTHING!

>>18114549
could we ask the emelianenko, er the emperor for a favor? i know he's probably a bit emotionally raw right now, but it's the goddamn partridges!

>>18114549

NOT SO FAST, PARTRIDGES

>>18114549
Fuck yes overtime!

TEAR OUT HIS LUNGS LOGAN

rolled 5 = 5

>>18114549
Open fire.

>>18114549

WHAT DOES THE GOD-EMPEROR HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE PARTRIDGES GLORIOUS VICTORY?

>>18114549
And then a swarm of Angry Marines swarms down to deliver unending justice to the Partridges.

rolled 17 = 17

no, fuck no. not this time motherfucker. its on.

rolling to attack the partridges.

max, blam them. . . blam them all

Dis gon' be good.

Now, don't get me wrong. I'm a pacifist, and I like solving problems by talking it out. And normally, you can talk it out if you really want. But... there is no talking with the Partridges. There is only war and the laughter of blood-thirsty gods.

>MFW Partridges

the space wolfs should troll the partidges the same way
after they think they won the space wolves drop in and wipe em out

Funny story. Turns out that Malal has been feeding off of the worship of the Partridges for years. They are his agents, in fact. It's the reason their egomancers are so powerful, and how they can predict the exact moment of victory and intercept it so well.

The desruction of Malal is not complete without destroying them.

>>18114622
>>18114608
Seconded.

The Egomancers already seem to be taking effect, as you hear cries of jubilation from the lesser forces of each race. Though those with strong enough mind can resist their powers.

Not that this seems to matter, as guardsmen are already helping the Partridges to erect massive banners, alluding to their glorious battle here.

"You have got to be fucking kidding me..." You groan, feeling quite helpless.

"Badger shit cunts."

"Badger shit cunts indee... Wait, Fucklaw?!"

The old Commissar gives you a quick once-over, before nodding curtly.

"What are you doing here?"

"A simple errand, really. But I feel like..."

"Huh?"

You realize, all too late, your fatal error. Fucklaw's eyes twitch, and his hand raises the pistol. You can tell he doesn't want to shoot you, but it might not even be up to him.

1d20 to avoid blamming

Papa-N, can we have some angry marines? Please? No warhammer quest on /tg/ is complete without them

rolled 11 = 11

>>18114646
NOOOOO, SHOT THEM, NOT ME!

rolled 59 = 59

>>18114646

rolled 15 = 15

>>18114646

These are not the droids you're blamming for!

The Heretics MUST DIE

rolled 1 = 1

>>18114648
>>18114646
Well fuck me sideways.

rolled 7 = 7

>>18114658
oops try that again

rolled 10 = 10

>>18114646

EVASIVE ACTION

>>18114631
My God!! IT ALL ADDS UP!!!!

rolled 18 = 18

>>18114646
No, Fucklaw, no!

rolled 13 = 13

>>18114646

GODDAMNIT FUKLAW HARNESS YOUR RAGE AND DESTROY THEM!

rolled 5 = 5

well, this would be an ironic way to die

rolled 5 = 5

>>18114646
Not like he can help it.

Rolling to dodge.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18114646
OH FFS!

rolled 9 = 9

>>18114646
dodge that!

rolled 17 = 17

>>18114665
You bastard.

rolled 17 = 17

>>18114646
Avoid blamming, aquire Angry Marines, dispose of Partridges.

>>18114665
I am so sorry everybody.

rolled 15 = 15

Rollan to dodge

rolled 12 = 12

no blamming today

rolled 12 = 12

>>18114665
must be the little inquisitor that could quest

rolled 19 = 19

>>18114646
Oh, fuck.

>>18114665
Only a 20 will get us out of this. BY THE DARK GODS, A TWENTY, I BEG OF THEE!

rolled 11 = 11

>>18114694
Roll us a twenty then.

rolled 5 = 5

But sir -- !

Fucklaw is a man of few things, but there is one thing he has to stick to.

His principles.

*BLAM!*

The shot pierces Max's head, and the body of the faux-commissar falls to the ground with a thud.

"Heresy, its all heresy!" Fucklaw shouts, before destroying this thread.

rolled 17 = 17

>>18114666
>>18114665

rolled 11 = 11

>>18114646
Rollin' to atone for my one.

May the righteous fury Angry Marines guide my dice.

rolled 8 = 8

apologize for interrupting his commissarness.

>>18114646
Also this is a daemon of Malal

rolled 2 = 2

>>18114646
Evade! EVADE!

rolled 3 = 3

>>18114712

Get out of here Fucklaw. I saw some guys two threads over talking about Squats.

>>18114712

Something about this does not surprise me.

rolled 20 = 20

>>18114712
Then, what did I just post in?

rolled 19 = 19

Rolling to interupt ourselves interupting him.

rolled 20 = 20

Damn you dice god damn you!

>>18114732
>>18114733

THERE WE FUCKING GO.

rolled 9 = 9

>>18114712

rolled 18 = 18

>>18114721
Why did GW cut this? This is twice as cool as half the shit in the Chaos Codexes.

rolled 17 = 17

>>18114712

Bad end bro

rolled 12 = 12

>>18114721
FUCK!! ACTIVATE ALL SWAG!!!

rolled 8 = 8

>>18114741
No,
>>18114732
>>18114739

THERE WE FUCKING GO.

Hey papa, two 20's. Does that mean we get the harem ending with the Space Wolves and Angry Marines?

>>18114739
>>18114741

DON'T FORGET THE ICING ON THE TOP

>>18114732
>>18114739

DOUBLE 20

FUCKING FINALLY

rolled 1 = 1

Rolling for Eight to shoot down the bullet in mid flight.

rolled 10 = 10

>>18114669
I know, it just makes all too much sense.

I think someone should do something about it.

>>18114762

>Space Wolves and Angry Marines?

What about the Bloody Magpies?

>>18114788

You son of a bitch.

Cease rolling.

>>18114712

John Fuklaw would never put up with the Heresy in these threads.

This was an inevitability.

rolled 17 = 17

>>18114788
You just can't take a hint can you

>>18114788

Well shit.

>>18114798
Sure, why not.

Hey, let's invite Titus too. He's an awesome bro.

"No Fucklaw no! The enemy is out there man! OUT THERE!!"

You narrowly avoid the shot from his pistol, than another, and another.

"Are you fucking INSANE!?!?! YOU INTERRUPTED FUCKLAW YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT ASSFUCKING YOKEL!" An angry marine shouts as he pulls you out of the way.

"Hey, thanks for the save!"

"I SHOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK! I DIDN'T GET TO KILL ANYONE YOU CUNTLICKER!" As though to demonstrate his point, the angry marine boots a corpse, sending it flying.

Fucklaw approaches again, his gun holstered.

"Excuse my outburst, you knuckle dragging cocksucker, but you should know to never interrupt me."

"Yeah, got it. Now, about these Partridges..."

[ ] Kill em all

[ ] Reason with them

[ ] Gift them to the Blood Ravens

>>18114823

>[x] Gift them to the Blood Ravens

THE MOST GLORIOUS OF DESTINIES.

[x] Gift them to the Blood Ravens

rolled 19 = 19

>>18114823
[X] Kill them and gift their remains to the Blood Ravens.

>>18114798

I propose we erect a giant banner that reads "GIFT" on one of the monuments.
Then give it about 30 seconds

>>18114823
If we can't >[x] Kill em all

The we >[x] Gift them to the Blood Ravens

>>18114823

[x] Kill em all

>>18114823
>[ ] Gift them to the Blood Ravens
Because that EVER turns out well.

Kill em all. Better yet burn them, it'll set the birds on fire.

>>18114823

[x] Kill them all
The space magpies can have the remains.

>>18114850
I like the way you think

>>18114823
Gift them to the blood ravens

"Hey Blood Ravens, I've found some brand new gun-servitors for you..."

>>18114788

I sneeze, entirely on accident.

Oh no, after all my training, I'd forgotten one simple thing.

Trigger discipline.

Powerless to stop the turbopenetrator round now, I can only watch as it pierces Max through the chest. He stops mid-word, blinking quickly, before looking down at the gaping wound.

With a bloody cough, he stumbles to his knees, before collapsing.

Unable to live with what I had just done, I put an Exitus pistol round through my own temple.

Max...

Our tale ends here...

>>18114823
>[X] Gift them to the Blood Ravens
They're perfect for each other.

GIFT THEM!

[✓] Gift them to the Blood Ravens
i do want to kill them but this is too good to pass up

rolled 10 = 10

>>18114823
[X] Gift them to the Blood Ravens

>[ ] Gift them to the Blood Ravens

No thanks, we'll kindly deny your gift

>>18114851
>>18114851

I like this idea.

GODDAMN BADGER SHITTING DICK NIPPLE I REFUSE TO LET THIS GODDAMN QUEST END IN THIS FUCKING SHITTY ASS MOTHERFUCKING FASION WHAT THE HELL ARE THE DICE GODS THINKING FUCK THAT THEY ARENT IM GOING KICK THEM IN THEIR CUNTS SO FUCKING HARD THEY START PUKING THE FUCKING CUM THOSE WHORES OF JFNLKAJGSKJDHFLKJHFALKSJFLKJASHFKLASFH HFKHLKASJHFLKJASHFL KLASJHFKLJASHF KLSJAHD

Kill, then gift the remains.

Their Egomances are too dangerous to be left alive.

i like the kill then gift remains

rolled 2 = 2

>>18114823
[X] Gift them to the Blood Ravens & Trayzin

rolled 3 = 3

>>18114865
...

>>18114865

>>18114788

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

Gift them to the blood ravens.
In pieces

Also holy shit papa n I thought you had forsaken us, so glad to be wrong

>ALLOFMYGODDAMNRAGE.FUCKYOU

[ ] Gift them to the Blood Ravens
This option is just to hilarious of an option to avoid

[ x ] Gift them to the Blood Ravens

All my this.

>>18114850
yeah if the angry marines cant kill them they'll look for something else to kill

rolled 2 = 2

>>18114823
>>18114850 here
Declare everything they have as a gift to the Ravens. Including their glory.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0MKLnTqjLM

>videois MFW this thread

"Creed... Hey, Creed..." You whisper.

"What is it, kid? I'm not really in the mood?"

"Got any spray paint? I've got... A plan!"

Creed raises his head off of his double face palm, looking you right in your crazy eyes.

"You? A plan??"

"Oh yes, a plan."

***

"Brother, why did you erect these new banners? They don't conform to the codex Partridge."

"What banners? Hey, what are these...?"

***

The Blood Ravens all perch at the outside of the battle.

"Gifts?" One of them chimes quietly.

"Gifts!?!?" Another joins in.

***

"GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS!....." Is all you can hear now coming from the approaching wave of red tide.

"Emprah preserve us all..." Harry says, dropping his mug as the Blood Ravens begin...

To gift...

Themselves...

EVERYTHING.

>>18114913
Crap I forgot to remove the dice

YOU FOOL

>>18114985
TELL EVERYONE ELSE TO CLEAR OUT BEFORE THEY GIFT THEMSELVES THE EMPEROR.

>>18114985
RUN YOU FOOLS

>>18114985
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4BNbHBcnDI

kill them all,

wow, i just raeg'd for like 10 minutes before i saw the post where max lived. . . then i read the VIII post after that. . . and raeg'd some maor

So in the name of Raeg. . . They All Must Die

>>18114985
Now's the time to get everyone back to a safe distance to watch the carnage.

>>18114985

And no one speaks of this ever again.....EVER

>>18114985

YES! YES!

>>18115004
This is so perfect.

>>18114985
>>18115003
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP98WCRMhAg
Oh god my sides, Im dying over here

"FLEE, YOU FOOLS!!!" You shout to your forces, who look at you bizarrely.

"I said run! Don't you see?! Run unless you want to be gifted to the Blood Ravens!!!!"

"By the dark gods, no!" The Marines shout, quickly piling back into their metal bawkses.

"GO GO GO GOOOOO!!!" You hound your own driver even as you help the three daemonettes up onto the landraider limo. Doomrider and Emps jump up to meet you.

"Hold onto your butts, I've got this!" The Emperor shouts, before giving the landraider a single tap.

It immediately turns golden, with radical rock music blaring out of its speaker guns, its treads now replaced with surf boards.

"What are we going to do?!" Lilith cries, panicked, at the red wave approaching.

"What I do best," The Emperor states, standing once more, "We're going to surf our way out of this."

1d20 to surf the golden twin linked landraider limousine

>>18114985

rolled 18 = 18

>>18114985
The Codex Astartes names this maneuver "Steel rain"

>>18115057
now applies to
>>18115055
as well.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18115055
GO GO GO GO GO

rolled 9 = 9

>>18115055
ROLLING

rolled 9 = 9

>>18115055
>surf the golden twin linked landraider limousine

rolled 15 = 15

>>18115055

>'ere we go

rolled 3 = 3

>>18115055

rolled 4 = 4

>>18115055

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDZy6-fMCw4

YES.

rolled 5 = 5

>>18115055
WE ARE THE BEST SURFER

rolled 8 = 8

>>18115055
Oh god its like an avalanche of awesome.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18115055
So awesome...

rolled 19 = 19

>>18115099
>>18115085
>>18115080
>>18115075

oh, damn. Re-rolling?

rolled 6 = 6

>>18115055

rolled 8 = 8

surfin' all day, e'rry day

rolled 14 = 14

>>18115055
Us surfing in a golden limousine with the Emperor, Doomrider, and a load of Chaos Marines. All on top of waves of Blood Ravens gifting themselves Partridges.


This is exactly how I imagined this quest would end.

rolled 13 = 13

>>18115055

>Even in death, I catch gnarly waves.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18115055

Surfin' Yagis V...

rolled 16 = 16

surfin

>>18115114

FUCKING HELL
Not even the Eversor temple can help me

rolled 5 = 5

We cannot become a gift, tis a fate far worse than death.

rolled 11 = 11

Surfing.

rolled 16 = 16

rolled 8 = 8

>>18115103
Or an avalanche we are about to faceplant in. Rerolling.

rolled 19 = 19

>>18115055
We give this many fucks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCaYttc0Hks

rolled 9 = 9

>>18115055
Rollan to drive the landraider limo.

rolled 18 = 18

>>18115055

Even in death I still surf

And surf you do.

The torrent of rushing Bloody Magpies serves as a wave, a wave the Emperor plans to surf brilliantly.

Below, you can see the Ravens quite clearly. In their hands they clutch various things. Partridge bolters, purity seals, a space wolves mug, whole Partridge marines themselves...

"Wow, I didn't think it would work this well..." You comment, quite impressed at your deed.

"Never underestimate the Blood Raven's penchant for gifting, man." The Emperor nods, chuckling at the sight.

Things seem to be going great, you are surfing along with Kaleshi and Emps, the battle is won...

Oh fuck.

You slip on the shiny surface of the metal bawks, and before you can stop yourself...

"Gift?" A Blood Raven asks, stopping to look at you.

"Gift!" Another chimes in.

"Oh no..." You groan.

And all at once, they start to gift you.

They gift you real hard.

rolled 8 = 8

>>18115156
No, dice gods. I said RErolling.

>>18115173

Nice roll.

Along with those 19's, I think our work here is done.

rolled 6 = 6

go

rolled 20 = 20

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF4uldy2QTA
ahem

rolled 2 = 2

>>18115178
You gonna get gifted.

>>18115185
done and over with

rolled 8 = 8

>>18115178
Rolling to add the Blood Ravens to our harem.

>>18115195

THAT'S THE BALLGAME.

>>18115178
WE ARE NOT A GIFT!!

>>18114762
>>18114821
Still waiting on this, Papa-N.

rolled 1 = 1

>>18115103
>>18115156
>>18115183

...THE FUCK?

What are the odds of that?

>>18115204

Remember, its twinlinked.

>>18115224

I FORGOT TO TURN THE DICE OFF!

I FORGOT!

Don't count it!

>>18115224

>Remember, its twinlinked.

Please this!

rolled 17 = 17

>>18115178

>And all at once, they start to gift you.
>They gift you real hard.

Well you know what they say, better to be gifted than never be gifted at all

>>18115224
...THE FUCK?

What are the odds of that?

>>18115224
Apparantly the dice gods are VERY certain.

>>18115234

rolled 8 = 8

>>18115224
No, you fool! You've doomed us all! The blood ravens will reach through our screens to gift us!

rolled 14 = 14

>>18115178
Quickly! Offer one blood raven to another! They just might get distracted gifting themselves to themselves so we can escape!

>>18115241
>>18115185
practically inevitable

>>18115250
Also, they don't want you asking questions.

"Gotcha!" Kaleshi shouts as she grabs your wrist, and with a heave, pulls you back onto the landraider.

You are covered in Blood Ravens purity seals, emblems, and a hasty red paint job.

"I... I've been... Gifted...." You gasp, hugging the tank as it continues to surf the wave of marines below it.

"Oh, that's a good look.... BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!" Lilith finally just cracks up, pointing at you.

"Ara ara, poor Max. Don't worry, we can get that all off."

"This... This is what relics must feel like..." You shudder in your armor.

Even the Emperor doesn't appear immune, his legs covered in purity seals and Blood Ravens markings where the waves of Ravens crashed over the front of the tank.

"Get us out of here!" You yell to him.

"I'm trying dude, but man this swell is gnarly!"

"Just do something!!!"

[ ] Ramp into the Wolves and get Wolfy

[ ] Ramp off of an Angry Marines Titan toward their FURY LINE YOU CUNT

[ ] Give yourself up to be gifted

>>18115267

This IS Heretical Love Quest, after all.

rolled 19 = 19

>>18115178
Rollan

>>18115283

>[x] Ramp off of an Angry Marines Titan toward their FURY LINE YOU CUNT

Bloody Magpies vs Angry Marines

I must see this.

>>18115283
>[X] Ramp off of an Angry Marines Titan toward their FURY LINE YOU CUNT

FUCKING DO IT YOU CUNTING WHORE

[x] Ramp off of an Angry Marines Titan toward their FURY LINE YOU CUNT SHIT PISS MOOT SNACKS ASS

>>18115283

[x] Ramp off of an Angry Marines Titan toward their FURY LINE YOU CUNT

Is it... YES IT'S RAGE TIME!

>>18115283
>[Fuck Yeah ] Ramp off of an Angry Marines Titan toward their FURY LINE YOU CUNT

rolled 2 = 2

>>18115283
Wolves.

rolled 17 = 17

>>18115283
>[X] Ramp off of an Angry Marines Titan toward their FURY LINE YOU CUNT

If we're gonna go out, we're doing it in style.

>>18115283
>[ ] Ramp off of an Angry Marines Titan toward their FURY LINE YOU CUNT

"Man is only separated from heaven by that which he will not ramp."

>>18115324
STOP. ROLLING.

[x] FUCKING ANGRY MARINES.

>captcha: Wind-sails sanguine

rolled 18 = 18

[X] Give yourself up to be gifted

Rollan for HUE from Bloody Magpies

rolled 16 = 16

>>18115283
[X] WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK, YOU SHITNIGGER? OF CUNTING COURSE WE ARE GOING TO THE GODEMPERORDAMN ANGRY MARINES

[✓] Ramp off of an Angry Marines Titan toward their FURY LINE YOU CUNT

>>18115283
Wolves. What's the worst that could happen?

[x] Ramp off of an Angry Marines Titan toward their FURY LINE YOU CUNT

>>18115330
>>18115341

NO

NOOOOOO

rolled 10 = 10

[ ] Give yourself up to be gifted
rolling to get gifted

[ x ] Ramp off of an Angry Marines Titan toward their FURY LINE YOU CUNT

rolled 17 = 17

>>18115283
>>18115354
WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE ASSOCIATE OURSELVES WITH A FUCKING BUNCH OF LEGHUMPING FURRIES, YOU KNOBGOBBLING WHOREMONGER?

rolled 16 = 16

[ ] Give yourself up to be gifted
because why the hell not

rolled 6 = 6

>>18115341

THIS SHALL NOT STAND
Rolling for angry marines, Emperor preserve me

rolled 1 = 1

Rollan for FUS RO DAH to send ourselves flying away from the gifting horde

>>18115430
The Hue! IT IS HERE!

>>18115430

rolled 6 = 6

>>18115430
Rollan for perils of the warp

>>18115452

>Perils
>6

"The Angry Marines, head toward their titan!!!" You point the Emperor toward your one and only possible salvation from the gifting that lurks below.

"GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM YOU TWATS AND RAMP, FUCKING SHIT WHAT IS TAKING YOU SO LONG YOU ASSDICK?!"

"You heard 'em, ramp this damn thing!"

So the Emperor does the one thing that can save you now, he ramps off of the foot of the titan.

The momentum of the wave carries you into the sky, where you leave the last of the Blood Ravens behind. Your landraider soars effortlessly for several moments, before descending to a radical landing inside of the Angry Marines line.

"WELL PISS IN MY FUCKING CEREAL, IF IT ISN'T THE SHITEATING COMMISSAR AND THE HOLY EMPEROR OF FUCKING TERRA HIMSELF!" Temperus Maximus yells, so angry he snaps a rhino in half with his fury.

"Thanks for the assist." You tell him.

"SHUT YOUR DAMN PILE HOLE YOU SHIT EATING MAGGOTFUCK, I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, CUNT!"

"Hey, Temperus, cool it dude..." The Emperor raises his hands to try to placate the chapter master.

"NO! I DIDN'T GET TO FUCKING KILL A SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING COCKFAGGOT BITCHSUCKER THIS WHOLE FUCKING SHIT ASSED DAY!"

Angry marines.

"HEY YOU YELLOW BELLIED SHITFUCKERS! THOSE THRICE-HERETICAL MAGPIES JUST TRIED TO LOOT THE EMPEROR! WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT!?"

And then we run.

>>18115430

I detect HUE of the Bloody Magpie variety

>>18115466
But the 1... and the 18... and the gifting?

>>18115466
Not even the Emprah himself can chill Temperus out.

>>18115477
But then the Partridges live.

I think they both need to go.

>>18115496
Angry Marines aren't big on leaving survivors. We should be fine.

>>18115496
Agreed. Clear everyone else out of the way and let them have their fun.

rolled 6 = 6

>>18115466
WHY DON'T YOU GO AND TAKE SOME GROXFUCKING POTSHOTS AT THOSE HERITIC PARTRIDGES THEN, YOU DUMB FUCK?

What are you guys so worried about?
They haven't killed ANYONE all day.
So long as we stand behind them we're good.

"well T-man, The partridges there are trying to take all of the credit for EVERYTHING your chapter has done. And the Blood-Magpies. . . they just tried to loot the emperor"

>>18115576

And that's a problem....why?

"Hold the fuck up..." Temperus says in a very uncharacteristic booming voice, a whisper to him.

"Did those fucking cuntrags try to gift you, Emperor?"

"Well I mean..."

"GET THE FUCKING POWERBATS, THE POWER FUCKS, GET FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT CAN FUCK SOMEONE UP WITH POWER! TODAY WE ARE GOING TO DICKSLAP SOME BITCHTOED BIRD MARINE FAGGOTS!" Temperus screams, grabbing at a pile of power weaponry and carrying most of it with him as he breaks into a furious charge toward the wave of Blood Ravens with a final "FUCK!!"

In a torrent of curses, so loud you have to clamp your hands over your ears, the Angry Marines charge after their chapter master.

"Bad day to be a Partridge or a Blood Raven, I doubt the Angry Marines can tell the difference, or even care!" Kaleshi yells as you all run from the ensuing fray.

"I'm just glad I'm not one of them!" You yell back.

You notice a mushroom cloud made of Blood Raven and Galactic Partridge body parts behind you. Once in the air, they gather up to form the word "SHITFUCKINGCUNTS!" in the sky.

"Yeah, real bad day to be one of them." Lilith agrees.

>>18115600
>THE POWER FUCKS

We need to get our hands on some of those.

>>18115600
I am loving how all this drama with blood magpies and partridges has way more posts then the "epic" fight against Malal's forces.

>>18115622
Is that like a power codpiece?

>THE POWER FUCKS
>MFW we get them

>>18115634
Oh, and pic unrelated.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18115634
WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE CARE ABOUT SOME LOSER NO-NAME WARPNIGGER WHEN SOME CUNTSHITTER JUST TRIED TO LOOT THE MOTHERFUCKING GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND?

At long last, you are finally out of the action. The battle still wages between Angry Marines and anyone unfortunate enough to be left behind, but you are just thankful that doesn't include you.

After checking in, you affirm none of your friends got caught up in that shitstorm either.

Your group slows up to a stop, all of you breathing hard.

"Well, dude, I need to go find my bird girl and make sure she's alright." The Emperor says, before vanishing.

"I'M OUT OF COCAINE!" Doomrider pipes up in a panicked voice, shuffling through his bags to affirm that he is, indeed, completely powder free.

"I'LL CATCH YOU LATER OR SOMETHING, BUT I CAN'T STAY HERE THIS ISN'T COCAINE COUNTRY!" He warps out as well.

"Cool, so we get to...Mmmmph!?" Lilith glares at Nyx, who placed a hand over her mouth to cut her off.

"We have things to do as well, you two have fun now..."

Even they disappear.

Leaving you with...

"Been a while since we were alone, hasn't it..." Kaleshi says, standing beside you as you both watch the clash from a far distance.

"Yeah, it has been."

rolled 13 = 13

>>18115600
>Power-Fucks
>Mushroom cloud of body parts.

Looks like Slaanesh finally got into Khornes pants, after all this time.

You should put a link to this on the twitter.

>>18115708
HAREM ENDING.

>>18115708

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLiPISVAwek&feature=related

Can we fuck Slaanesh? That would just be grand.

... Akuma time now?

>>18115708
This sight is sort of romantic isn't it?

>>18115711

>>18115708

Thunderdome of Sex. All waifu's entered, . . . well im not sure what happens after that

>>18115708

Waifu time?
Waifu time.

Cpatcha: Spermatozoa giesMa

"So... What now?" She asks you.

"Now? I never think that far ahead."

Kaleshi giggles, before leaning her head against your shoulder. To tell the truth, you really hadn't thought this far ahead.

"Well, whatever it is, I want to be there."

"I want you to be there, with me." You tell her, looking down at your loving khornette.

"Getting soft on me?"

"Pah, as if. I'm just one smooth operator."

"So you are." Kaleshi laughs.

You both watch the carnage for several minutes of silence. The Angry Marines don't appear to be having too much trouble tearing everything to pieces.

"I'm sure there is going to be a lot of shit left to do after this last thing dies down, so can I count on your help?"

"Max, of coarse you can count on my help, we're all..."

Your thumb on her chin stops her short, and you raise her eyes to meet her own.

"I'm not asking if you're going to be my ally, I'm asking if you're going to be my girlfriend."

Goddammit, I've reached my power reserves and I'm drunk. It's 6am here, I love HLQ since Thread #5 and I regret nothing. Take my love, my hate, and all of my sorrow, have fun and good night! Papa-N, thank you for everything!

>coarse

this is the 2nd time, so i'm not sure if i'm missing a joke, or you are just bad at spelling

>>18115841
No its my tablet muckin about, I picked up a bluetooth keyboard for it and its spelling correction is both annoying and awful.

Took a lot of fucking around for it to realize FUCK = FUCK and not DUCK

>>18115819

>>18115819

>"I'm not asking if you're going to be my ally, I'm asking if you're going to be my girlfriend."

All of my Dawwwwwwww

>>18115819

>"I'm not asking if you're going to be my ally, I'm asking if you're going to be my girlfriend."

Happy end?
Happy end.

>>18115819
So is this the canon ending? I know a few threads back you were thinking of making the Harem ending the canon one.

Yeah, it's 5 here and I've been bad about snooze lately. It's been a fucker of a ride, Papa-N. Thanks for everything.

I'm so sad this is drawing to a close.

Best thing on /tg/ since Rubyquest, no two ways about it.

It's only eleven eleven here, i'm still ready to roll.

>>18115886

Agreed wholeheartedly.

Papa: you are a champion of the internet and a gentleman of prose. A very well told story.

I thank you.

9 PM here, Last post of voice actors
Narrator: Morgan Freeman
Max: Steven Bulm
Fem Max/Helena: Nicole Sullivan
Sister Lycheria: Tabitha St. Germain
Ailia: Tara Strong
Esh: Grey DeLisle
Senna and Senda: Grey DeLisle
Kaleshi: Melissa Fahn
Lilith: Kathleen Barr
Nyx: Cree Summer
Tonya: Francesca Smith
Mika: Andrea Libman
Karen: Olivia D'Abo
Doomrider: Tommy Blacha
Abbadon: Christopher Sabat
Nurgle: John DiMaggio
Slaanesh: Tim Curray
Khorn: Keith David
Tzeentch: Nicole Oliver
Warboss: John DiMaggio
Emperor(Casual): Andrew Stanton
Emperor(Serious): Peter Cullen
Malice: Frank Welker
DarkHammer: Tony Jay
Kais: Scott McNeal
8: Phil Lamar
Niut: Emilie-Claire Barlow
Vect: J.K. Simmons
Ra'alman(before): Ian Holm
Ra’alman(after): Tricia Helfer
H Jon Benjamin: Teach
Tankered: Brian Blessed
Logan Grimnar: Vladimir Kulich
Creed: Liam Neson
Bjorn: Patrick Warburton
Horus: David Kaye

>>18115855
>>Took a lot of fucking around for it to realize FUCK = FUCK and not DUCK
Im sorry for this, but it must be done
>>18115600
>>"GET THE DUCKING POWERBATS, THE POWER DUCKS, GET DUCKING EVERYTHING THAT CAN DUCK SOMEONE UP WITH POWER! TODAY WE ARE GOING TO DICKSLAP SOME BITCHTOED BIRD MARINE FAGGOTS!" Temperus screams, grabbing at a pile of power weaponry and carrying most of it with him as he breaks into a furious charge toward the wave of Blood Ravens with a final "DUCK!!"

>>18115819

I have been entertained for countless threads.

Pat yourself on the back you magnificent bastard.

Kaleshi blushes, quite the contrast to her brazen facade, but lurking down in there you know there is the little girl who always wanted to wind up with the prince.

"I didn't think you were... Uh... The girlfriend type of guy..."

"Well when you face down as much death and shit as I have, a guy starts to realize that there is more to this life than mindless heretical sex."

"Well I mean... If its what you want..." Kaleshi isn't looking you in the eyes, in fact she appears to be avoiding doing exactly that.

So you kiss her.

You feel her arms slip around your waist as she leans into it, and you can tell its her way of saying yes.

"Not going to be an easy road, I don't think, hope your ready for it."

"Hah, I'm the daughter of a god, I'm ready for anything."

You give her hand a squeeze as you both stare back out over the battlefield.

***

Years later, happily married, you look back on that short event in your life, the event that changed everything.

"Tell us again dad!" Your three children all cry, and you hold out a hand to placate them.

"I'll tell it again tomorrow night, now its bedtime for the three of you."

"Aww!! But Daaaadddd!!"

"You heard your father, now go to sleep!" Kaleshi, Nyx, and Lilith all tell the kids.

"Little rascals..." You smirk, heading off to your own bed with your three gorgeous daemonettes in tow.

"Where do you think they get it from?"

"I blame you three."

"HAH! As if."

rolled 11 = 11

>>18115886
>>18115915
1pm here, are we wrapping up for now or are you going to continue, papa-n?

>>18115929
>POWER DUCKS

I want to see this

I don't have a single picture anywhere on my machine, and not even with a google search, of a Guardsman saluting.

This'll have to do, for you, Papa.

>>18115947
Awright

>>18115947
This is excellent but I am inclined to accept the harem as the one true ending.

>>18115949
>>18115930
>>18115920
>>18115915
>>18115912
>>18115886
>>18115824

I can keep going for a while, its only just after midnight here so I don't have to sleep yet. I couldn't even if I wanted to, probably.

I'll keep writing if you guys want it, anyone who has to catch some sleep is welcome to. I'll make sure the archive stays up to date until the end.

To anyone heading to bed, I just want to say thank you for following along, it has been a glorious adventure.

>>18115947

Well done Papa, well done

>>18115947
Max? Ending it with JUST three gorgeous women?

As if.

>>18115947
HEY KIDS ITS YOUR FAVORITE UNCLE

>>18115947

>>18115962

Seconded.

>>18115947
Hey Papa I know you said that you might write an end to the other two, but could you do an end for all of em, you could just put it up as a text document on twitter or something. I wanna know what the other ends would be like.

>>18115955
My sense of humor is amazing isn't it?

>>18115947
Waaaaaaiiit, what happened to Malal? Was he defeated?

>>18115947

A final: You are the best, Papa-N. Pic related. That is all.

>>18115987

>>18115987
I've been reading since the start of the first thread and I can say that this is my favorite thing on /tg/

>>18115987
yhea just after midnight
sniff
TWENTY PAST FIVE GMT SLEEP DUCKER

>>18115987
Yeah come on papa happy end is all nice but you promised the harem ending too

>>18115987
Yes, please keep going.
There's a lot of ground to cover, such as the Emperor's return in the gran scheme of things, what happened to bro-nid, a harem ending, what eight's going to do now, stealing Esh's heart panties for slaanesh, etc, etc.

>>18115987
It's been a great ride, Papa.
You truly are one of the best wordsmiths on /tg/.
I should be able to hang around for another hour, so please do keep going.

>>18116039
Who the baby is is my biggest question.

>>18116011
I'm pretty sure Malal is hurt, but going to rebuild. This new outlook of cooperation that Max and Big E started will only work if everyone has a common foe. There's also 'Nids that are still consuming the entire galaxy.

Do we ever make up with Tzeentch? Y'know, now that we're not ruining her plans anymore.

Also,
>lack of Ra'alman sex
I am surprised, Papa.

>>18116039
*coughcough* akuma... Eh, a fanboy of akuma can dream can't he? But duck yea Papa, it's been one ducking ride from start to finish, i ducking can't wait for Eight's own questline... Quack

>>18115987
Fucking awesome job papa. I'm so glad I got caught up in time for the last thread.
Its only 9pm on PST, so I'm around until the thread is over. If you're going to keep writing, there's a lot of cool shit you could do. The harem ending, the continuing adventures of Eight or the Big E, and I'd love to see an Esh ending as well.

>>18115987
Any advice for a wannabe Quest Thread maker? Also best thread ever of all time!

>harem end time

The "Battle of SKULLFUCKED BIRDS" as the scholars will one day call it, draws to an end.

Thankfully, none of your friends did.

"I'm so glad you all made it..." You look over the girls standing in front of you, truly thankful.

"Well yeah, its not like I was going to die before doing THIS!" Esh reaches out and tries to give your backside a smack, but you are too fast.

"No wait Max, what are you... AHHH?!?!?" Esh yells as you give her thick rump a resounding SMACK before spinning her around and setting her back down.

"You know this is far from over, though, don't you?" Ailia asks with a smile.

"Yeah, I know, still a lot of work to do."

Its true. Though you may have won here today, the universe is far from a peaceful place.

"We'll need to stick together if we have any chance at uniting everyone for good..." You ponder.

"..." Comes the wall of silence from the girls.

"So, you're saying..."

"Yep! We're all going to pile onto a ship and sail about the stars bringing peace and prosperity in our wake!"

"..."

"And maybe make some... Heretical lovin?"

"..."

"Inquisitors on deck, alien sex!"

***

A year later, and you cruise about the universe on the massive ancient battleship. Its quite a peaceful life, really, aside from the occasional unification mission...

Hah, as if.

You're a man stuck with a horde of women who only want one thing most space flights, as most are incredibly boring.

"Inquisitor?" One of your Marines asks as he notices you hiding underneath a pipe.

"SHHH!! They'll hear you!"

"Too late!" You hear Lycheria shout.

"Get him!" Senna and Senda cry in unison.

thank you papa. its been a wild, crazy ride.

so will eights quest be b4 or after these events

>>18116103
Advice from me to you:
Be sure that everything is spelled properly with good grammar. I can't tell you the multitude of spelling and grammar errors I've made in my previous Nod Quests (despite writing it out before hand), just really rustles my jimmies seeing those errors, but other than that, have fun with it and ignore the naysayers, trolls will always troll no matter what

>>18116142
We have Marines? Fuck yeah.

>>18116103
Have fun, that would be my best advice. Don't worry if you get writers block, just let the words flow and they will lead you.

>>18116085
I don't think I could do Akuma justice, I don't know much about him. I've played Streetfighter but I don't know the lore at all.

>>18116164
His VN is mostly before, I'm not sure if I want the rest of his afterstory to be a quest series or a part of the VN. In either case, it won't be any time soon. But I will give him some wrap up tonight.

>>18116142
i was voting for demon ending but im not gonna lie i like this better im gonna think of this as max canon

>>18116142
BEST END!

Also we actually made inquisitor and had marines? Why do I get the feeling we are less inquisitor more pimpquisitor?

I still want to know what happened the night before the battle.

did helena get looted? i mean she was with the guardsman

>>18116262
ahem i mean "gifted"

Hey Papa -

Do you GM? What do you run?

"Marines, stand against this foe!" You tell your troops, who look to you, then back to your harem.

"Apologies sir, but you are on your own here."

"Nooooo!!!!"

The girls all start dragging you, you know exactly where they want to take you.

"Sheesh, why are you playing hard to get?"

"Because we just did it an hour ago! And two hours before that!!! I'm dry, I'm exhausted, I have paperwork to do!!!"

"Tough shit, I only came twice." Kaleshi frowns.

"...So if I get you all off again, you'll let me actually do some, you know, WORK?!"

The girls all look between each other. The Daemonettes taught them how to talk without speaking, and you don't like that. Not one ducking bit.

"Agreed."

"Than bring on the tentacles..."

You summon your inner Slaaneshi prince and tentacles spring forth from your body.

Kaleshi and her sisters, Karen, Lycheria, and the Twins all lick their lips excitedly.

Esh and Mika look a bit panicked, they always do when you spring these things up, though.

Tonya is already masturbating furiously in full BDSM gear.

>>18116195
>>18116166
Thanks, My plan is Emperor Quest, You play as the Emperor, who has preformed an ad-hoc reincarnation ( into what will be determend in quest) and has to get shit done in a new form with (initial & comparitavly) nerfed powers (how nerfed they'll be may be sensitive to who/what he ends up as).

>>18116287

>>18116262
>>18116275
Nah I'll wrap up her and Frederick

>>18116281
I ran two sessions of Dark Heresy before my friends decided pen and paper isn't for them. Most of my friends are from my highschool handegg/furpuck days so they are normalfag as fuck. Such is suffering.

>Tonya is already masturbating furiously in full BDSM gear.
Do not know what I want anymore.

>>18116287
>Tonya is already masturbating furiously in full BDSM gear.
That lovable waif!

>>18116195
Eh, all there is to know is that he is corrupted from some evil chi/energy called the satsui no hado or simply dark hado, stuff corrupted him so bad to where he's a half human, half demon. And because of that, he is fucking ridiculous beyond reason from the shit he can do, and if he were any more corrupted, he would turn into Oni, as seen here http://streetfighter.wikia.com/wiki/Oni
The thing is with Akuma is that he follows a sort of code of the warrior, where he challenges only the strongest of oppenents and not those who are crippled or handicapped in some way.

>>18116287
But where is Ra'alman!

>>18116348

seriously, i find your lack of vore. . . disturbing

>>18116287
PARKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rolled 19 = 19

>>18116287
Now that we have tentacles, let's try using them on Ra'alman in her giant tentacley form, to turn the tables on her for all the HUEHUEHUE she did do us

>>18116287
We never got it on with the changed Ra'alman. I mean, we went through all the trouble of changing her into something fuckable and then she disappeared on us.

>>18116367
No no, in her transformed humanoid form.

>>18116319
Wish I lived nearby cause I would love to run a PnP game with you.

Last two groups I had I left due to the, being super serious grim derp is necessary and the other were the sort of people who want to play whatever video game character they played last

Also I would like to hear about the Esh pantyraid for Slaanesh's bargain.

>>18116287
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

You sigh as you shove wriggling tentacles into every available orifice.

"H-hey! Not my... Ah, my bbbbutt?!" Esh howls, muffled against the tentacle in her mouth.

"Eh? Oh sorry, got distracted BY ALL THIS PAPERWORK I HAVE THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE BEFORE TOMORROW!"

Turning toward your seawaifu, you plead for some assistance. She rolls her eyes.

"Ugh, fine!"

With that, she turns into her massive self and swallows you all whole.

Her tentacles add to your own, and pretty soon the insides of her nether place is full of climaxing women and copious amounts of semen.

And such is life for you, not that you mind. You still manage to get work done, and the universe is a more peaceful place than ever.

Ah shit, you almost forgot, Eight starts at the Academy tomorrow. You had better get this ship headed in the right direction.

You look down at the collapsed bodies of your harem, each of them exhausted. Your tentacles are still moving on their own.

"Wait... Max, no!!!!" They all cry.

...You'll get some work done later, tonight, you have no brakes.

>>18116341
Despite that though, he gives two ducks if someone steps in on him training. If you get in his way while he hadokens, you're as good as dead and he wouldn't care, so in that instance he's evil, and all of his challenges/duels are fights to the death, so theres that too... Really it wouldn't be too hard to write him in, he could be some crazy ass warp turned human kungfu dude who wanders the warp and materium challenging those he deems worthy to face him

>>18116382
We Have our bizarro ending! Though I am partial to Mirror Fem-Max with her reverse Harem

rolled 12 = 12

We should totally go hang out with the tyranids sometime, Bronifex was a total bro, maybe the others are too?

>>18116404
>tonight, you have no brakes.
Best end!

>>18116404
Best ending.

>YFW Nid-Girl is a total Kudere

>>18116404
And they all lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
Best ending indeed.

>>18116404

Harem end is best end.

"So... That was quite the fight..." Frederick sighs, taking a seat next to Helena on her tank.

She graciously accepts the bottle of juice from him, before leaning her whole, tired body onto his.

"So what do you think happens now?" He asks, gently putting his arm around her.

"With my idiot brother in charge? I fear for the Imperium of man."

They both chuckle.

"Frederick..."

"Hmm?"

Their lips meet, and Helena pulls the techpriest down with her onto the top of the tank.

"Hey uh, don't take this the wrong way, but... I love you." He tells her, eyes locked in her own.

Helena smirks, kisses him again, and they tumble down the open hatch and into the tank.

***

A year and a half later, you attend their wedding. A smaller affair, with the Emperor himself leading the ceremony.

"You ready?" You ask your sister, who despite looking scared, nods.

At the end of the long isle, you hand her to Frederick.

"Take good care of her, she's your problem now."

"I will, forever." He nods, oblivious to your joke.

>>18116404
Golden Ending Achived!

Achivement Unlocked: You Have No Brakes

Blood Ravens ending, everyone gets gifted?

>>18116518

This. Oh man this.

>MFW This is released as an H-Game with bad endings, good endings, and everything else.

The Blood Ravens stare out over the vast expanse of the field.

"Brothers, this is the day we have long waited for." Gabriel Angelos looks proudly across his Marines.

They have done it, at long last.

They have gifted everything.

"I'm not really digging this paint job, dudes." The Emperor pipes up, looking distressed at the red coat on his golden armor.

"Ah yes, today the Blood Ravens stand victorious." Gabriel takes a sip out of his new mug, which has the symbol of the Galactic Partridges upon it.

rolled 15 = 15

>>18116562
FUND IT

>>18116518
I'm all for this, everyone is in a glass case in suspended animation or in those weird window things that locked General Zod in that one Superman movie

Soon, the symbol of the Blood Ravens is on everything and anything. Titans, Terra, Orks, toilet paper.

Everything is a gift of the Ravens.

The Imperium of the Blood Ravens looks well, going on into the future. They manage to hold everything together by simply gifting themselves anything that appears out of place.

Thus, the event of "The Gifting" ushers in an era of peace of length the universe has never seen the likes of.

>>18116595
They Gifted Trazyn, THEY GIFTED TRAZYN!!!!!

>>18116606
Third best ending ever!

>>18116569
>>18116606

All of my sides

>>18116562
All of my everything to get this.

With rolls included so you can get good ending of HUEHUEHUE

Pizza orgy ending!

About to go to bed, you grimace when you feel something scaly wrap around your leg.

"Hora hora? I didn't get mine yet, Max."

You sigh as you turn back to Ra'alman, who smirks as her tail continues to wrap you up.

"Can we do it without eating me, just for tonight maybe?"

"Hmm? What fun is that? But... I suppose, just for tonight."

With a powerful rip, she tears your pajamas off with one go. Her snakelike tongue flickers across her lips.

Without warning, she suddenly thrusts you into her, causing you to jump in surprise.

"Hmm? Was it good? I got it wet just for you~" She whispers as she nibbles your ear.

Good? Oh, most certainly yes. Completely different than the other girls, with small tentacles that toy with you once inside.

"Oh, what was that just now? Did you cum already? Well, one down and ninety nine to go I suppose."

"Ninety... Nine?!" You gasp.

Ra'alman's smile grows further.

"I'm adding two more times for every time you complain..."

>>18116709
Not even going to pretend that this isn't my fetish

What happened to our Bro-Nid? And how does Hat-Chan deal with this since we can now communicate to him?

>>18116709
Fishwaifu with no vore? MY BODY IS CONFUSED.

>>18116709
All of my fetish.

Just turn this entire quest into something like Corruption of Champions and you will take all my money forever.

here's to you, Inquisitor Max Decarus!

I take a seat, watching the flames and the dust of the dead battle rising around me.

A sight all too familiar.

Max was snatched up somewhere, so I guess I don't have to worry too much about him.

Just as I flick my lighter, I hear something. With a pause, I wait, but don't hear the sound again. Another flick and I draw in my welcome reprieve.

I hear it again, a cough.

With a frown, I stand up from my seat atop a dead Chaos Marine and peer around. Another cough, but from where?

As I hear it again, I finally figure it out. With my foot, I shove a dead cultist off of something.

Or rather, someone.

A Krieger lays there, clutching his head. I notice a hole in the helmet and pull it off. I can see a nasty bump, but nothing fatal.

"Here, let me get you drink." I tell the guardsman, and reach out to take off his mask.

A hand stops me, which I gently brush aside.

"Relax, the air is safe here."

Despite his protests, I remove the mask.

Or rather, HER protests.

>>18116793
Yess

>>18116709
Tonight, my right hand 'girlfriend', has no breaks.

rolled 10 = 10

>>18116709
More Ra'alman!
Also seconding turning this into a game

>>18116793
YES! EIGHTQUEST ENGAGE!

>>18116793
Love and Krieg for Eight!

>>18116793

>Or rather, HER protests.

Don't fucking tell me its 68b #6345. Holy fucking shit this just went nova in terms of all encompassing /tg/ fan characters.

For those not in the know:
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Love_and_Krieg

The girl lays there, her head in my hand, as I pause for a moment.

Her face is dirty and tired, but rather pretty. She isn't looking me in the eyes, and her face is red.

I reach out and place the water bottle against her soft pink lips, and watch a trickle of water run off of them before she accepts it and starts to drink.

Neither of us talk as I help her to her feet, and it appears one of her ankles is sprained as she can't walk on it.

Not knowing what else to do, I bend down and carefully pick her up. This causes her to blush even more furiously.

Even as I gently place her on a cot with the Krieger medics coming to take care of her, I can't help but have the feeling that we will meet again perhaps, someday.

As I turn to go, I feel a small tug on the back of my belt.

Turning around, I see the kriger girl sitting up slightly on the cot, her hand on my belt, her eyes averted and her face red.

Her other hand is extended out, and clutched in her fingers is a small yellow flower.

With a smile, I reach out and accept it. The girl looks back at me, and for a moment I think I see a faint smile grace her shy features before she turns over and the medics cart her away.

Leaving me standing, in the battlefield once again, clutching the small flower.

I give it a small sniff.

Pretty.

>>18116862
Well, more realistically it would be one of her sisters. BUT STILL.

>>18116880
DAMN IT, WE COULD HAVE SAVED YOU SOME TIME AND TOLD YOU TO GIVE HER PERMISSION TO SPEAK.

Why dem krieger girls be so difficult with protocol.

>>18116862
great. another /tg/ archive to peruse.
my sleep schedule is dooooooooomed

>>18116880
I can't wait for the VN where it takes them weeks of interaction before they even speak to eachother.

>>18116927
It's a short (relative to this) read, so it should only take an hour or so.

Also, make sure to read the See Also section. Some epic level shit in there.

I shirked out of the awards ceremony that the Imperium had insisted on having. I don't really care for stuff like that.

Instead, I look down at the flower I'd preserved by pressing it, which I carry with me now.

The ship I'd... Borrowed... Lands gently on Catachan. Though its been a long time, far too long, since I've been here... Somehow, I know exactly where to go.

The settlement of my youth, long blown out and overrun by the surrounding jungle. Only the inner field provided enough room to land.

None of that bothers me, so long as I find what I'm looking for.

My boots crunch over the dried leaves, and I sling the Exitus rifle up a bit. I still remember enough to know trouble could lurk around every trunk.

But I find what I'm looking for, rather than a fight.

A small plot, with two modest bricks atop the soil. Though cracked and weathered beyond recognition, I know to whom they belong, though not their names.

Setting down a small envelope, its corners bent, I stand back up and give the graves a slow salute.

Oh.

Its raining...

>>18116958

>>18116958

Whelp, I got nothing... Except maybe some moar cross dimensional communication shenanigans between Max and Commando

>>18116979
Always forgetting to put my name in the field

>>18116958

>>18116958

Panty raid for Slaanesh
Doomrider being Doomrider
Uh
Tzeentch and Emps parenting vignette?
Anything with Nurgle?

Or... Perhaps it isn't?

I raise a hand to my eyes, and when I pull my fingers away I notice they are slick and wet.

Maybe I'd forgotten how to cry, maybe the Ordo had made me forget. Either way, I don't stop the tears now. I stand there, for a long while, until they slow to a stop.

Shit, I had better be getting back before someone realizes I was gone.

I wasn't looking forward to this "Academy" Max was talking about, but Esh and Mika were both teaching me things now to try to get me ready.

"I think... I found a new home." I tell them, and as I turn away from the graves, somehow, I know they would be happy for me.

>>18116958
Who is the kiiiiidddd?

The Emperor laughs as he bounces his son on his knee. The baby, now two, giggles and smiles.

Tzeentch is sleeping gently against his arm, and he adjusts her so he can pull her into an embrace.

The baby suddenly stops giggling, frowns, and belches.

All of the lights in the room explode in a shower of sparks and glass.

"We really need to figure out a way to get him to stop doing that..." Tzeentch mumbles.

The Emperor laughs, which makes his son laugh along. Both he and Tzeentch know that years from now he will be a beacon of hope and unity for the galaxy.

But for now, he's a joyful bouncing two year old with a fascination for keys, which drives the Admech batshit.

>>18117079
Can it be?

The baby is Lil' E?

>>18117036
Niut, The Tzeentchen girl that has a crush on 8

>>18117092
Something like that, kind of just prove for the races that unity is possible I guess.

Anything else people want wrapped up before we draw to a close?

>>18117079
I am envisioning a giggling, toddler-age Lil'-E stomping a path of destruction across Mars in a hijacked Titan with a horde of Admech desperately chasing him. It is beautiful.

>>18117100
how the esh ending would have looked?

>>18117100
The other two ends that got voted on? Eldar/Mika.

>>18117110
Yep, you've got it down to a T

>>18117100
You mentioned earlier that you might write up a few alternate endings for Mika or Esh. Are those still in the running?