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    195 KB Warhammer 40: Heretical Love Part XXV - The End OVERTIME Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)22:40 No.18114549  

    "Oh no, oh fuck no..." Creed glares so hard it breaks the control console in front of him, and he snips the cigar in two with his teeth.

    "...Don’t hate us like we’re famous..."

    "No no no NO NO NO NO!!!!" He jumps down, grabs a tarantula turret, raises it to the sky with strength of fury, and forces it to fire with pure hatred.

    "HATERS GOONA HATE!!!" The drop pods all chime as they slam into the ground all at once.

    "FUCK. EVERYTHING!!!!" Creed pitches the turret aside in disgust.

    "Ah, a glorious day for the universe indeed. Good thing the Partridges were here, or this would have ended in disaster!" Harry chimes as he strolls out from his drop pod in a burst of doves.

    "Oh, well if it isn't my good friend Logan." He pauses, taking a sip of his Space Wolves mug as he smiles back at the glowering Wolf lord of Wolfish Wolving Wolves.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/26/12(Sun)22:42 No.18114579
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:42 No.18114582
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:42 No.18114584
    could we ask the emelianenko, er the emperor for a favor? i know he's probably a bit emotionally raw right now, but it's the goddamn partridges!
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)22:42 No.18114587
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:42 No.18114588
    Fuck yes overtime!

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:43 No.18114591
    rolled 5 = 5

    Open fire.
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and never finished it 02/26/12(Sun)22:43 No.18114592

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:43 No.18114598
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    And then a swarm of Angry Marines swarms down to deliver unending justice to the Partridges.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:44 No.18114608
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    rolled 17 = 17

    no, fuck no. not this time motherfucker. its on.

    rolling to attack the partridges.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:45 No.18114614
    max, blam them. . . blam them all
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and will probably finish it 02/26/12(Sun)22:45 No.18114619
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    Dis gon' be good.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:45 No.18114622
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    Now, don't get me wrong. I'm a pacifist, and I like solving problems by talking it out. And normally, you can talk it out if you really want. But... there is no talking with the Partridges. There is only war and the laughter of blood-thirsty gods.
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/26/12(Sun)22:45 No.18114625
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    >MFW Partridges
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:46 No.18114627
    the space wolfs should troll the partidges the same way
    after they think they won the space wolves drop in and wipe em out
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:46 No.18114631
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    Funny story. Turns out that Malal has been feeding off of the worship of the Partridges for years. They are his agents, in fact. It's the reason their egomancers are so powerful, and how they can predict the exact moment of victory and intercept it so well.

    The desruction of Malal is not complete without destroying them.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:46 No.18114632
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)22:47 No.18114646
    The Egomancers already seem to be taking effect, as you hear cries of jubilation from the lesser forces of each race. Though those with strong enough mind can resist their powers.

    Not that this seems to matter, as guardsmen are already helping the Partridges to erect massive banners, alluding to their glorious battle here.

    "You have got to be fucking kidding me..." You groan, feeling quite helpless.

    "Badger shit cunts."

    "Badger shit cunts indee... Wait, Fucklaw?!"

    The old Commissar gives you a quick once-over, before nodding curtly.

    "What are you doing here?"

    "A simple errand, really. But I feel like..."


    You realize, all too late, your fatal error. Fucklaw's eyes twitch, and his hand raises the pistol. You can tell he doesn't want to shoot you, but it might not even be up to him.

    1d20 to avoid blamming
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:48 No.18114648
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    Papa-N, can we have some angry marines? Please? No warhammer quest on /tg/ is complete without them
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:49 No.18114657
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:49 No.18114658
    rolled 59 = 59

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:49 No.18114659
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    rolled 15 = 15


    These are not the droids you're blamming for!
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)22:49 No.18114662
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    The Heretics MUST DIE
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:49 No.18114665
    rolled 1 = 1

    Well fuck me sideways.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:49 No.18114666
    rolled 7 = 7

    oops try that again
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:49 No.18114667
    rolled 10 = 10


    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/26/12(Sun)22:49 No.18114669
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    My God!! IT ALL ADDS UP!!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:50 No.18114671
    rolled 18 = 18

    No, Fucklaw, no!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:50 No.18114675
    rolled 13 = 13


    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:50 No.18114676
    rolled 5 = 5

    well, this would be an ironic way to die
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:50 No.18114677
    rolled 5 = 5

    Not like he can help it.

    Rolling to dodge.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:50 No.18114680
    rolled 2 = 2

    OH FFS!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:50 No.18114684
    rolled 9 = 9

    dodge that!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:50 No.18114688
    rolled 17 = 17

    You bastard.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/26/12(Sun)22:51 No.18114692
    rolled 17 = 17

    Avoid blamming, aquire Angry Marines, dispose of Partridges.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:51 No.18114694
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    I am so sorry everybody.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:51 No.18114695
    rolled 15 = 15

    Rollan to dodge
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:51 No.18114698
    rolled 12 = 12

    no blamming today
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:51 No.18114704
    rolled 12 = 12

    must be the little inquisitor that could quest
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and will probably finish it 02/26/12(Sun)22:51 No.18114708
    rolled 19 = 19

    Oh, fuck.

    Only a 20 will get us out of this. BY THE DARK GODS, A TWENTY, I BEG OF THEE!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:51 No.18114709
    rolled 11 = 11

    Roll us a twenty then.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:51 No.18114711
    rolled 5 = 5

    But sir -- !
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)22:52 No.18114712
    Fucklaw is a man of few things, but there is one thing he has to stick to.

    His principles.


    The shot pierces Max's head, and the body of the faux-commissar falls to the ground with a thud.

    "Heresy, its all heresy!" Fucklaw shouts, before destroying this thread.
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)22:52 No.18114714
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    rolled 17 = 17

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:52 No.18114715
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    rolled 11 = 11

    Rollin' to atone for my one.

    May the righteous fury Angry Marines guide my dice.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:52 No.18114717
    rolled 8 = 8

    apologize for interrupting his commissarness.
    >> dice+1d20 Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/26/12(Sun)22:52 No.18114721
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    Also this is a daemon of Malal
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:52 No.18114722
    rolled 2 = 2

    Evade! EVADE!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:53 No.18114726
    rolled 3 = 3


    Get out of here Fucklaw. I saw some guys two threads over talking about Squats.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:53 No.18114730
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    Something about this does not surprise me.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:53 No.18114732
    rolled 20 = 20

    Then, what did I just post in?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:53 No.18114733
    rolled 19 = 19

    Rolling to interupt ourselves interupting him.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:53 No.18114739
    rolled 20 = 20

    Damn you dice god damn you!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:53 No.18114741

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:53 No.18114743
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    rolled 9 = 9

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:54 No.18114746
    rolled 18 = 18

    Why did GW cut this? This is twice as cool as half the shit in the Chaos Codexes.
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)22:54 No.18114751
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    rolled 17 = 17


    Bad end bro
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/26/12(Sun)22:54 No.18114761
    rolled 12 = 12

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:55 No.18114762
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    Hey papa, two 20's. Does that mean we get the harem ending with the Space Wolves and Angry Marines?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:55 No.18114763

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:55 No.18114781

    DOUBLE 20

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:56 No.18114788
    rolled 1 = 1

    Rolling for Eight to shoot down the bullet in mid flight.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:56 No.18114796
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    rolled 10 = 10

    I know, it just makes all too much sense.

    I think someone should do something about it.
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)22:56 No.18114798
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    >Space Wolves and Angry Marines?

    What about the Bloody Magpies?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:56 No.18114806

    You son of a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:56 No.18114807
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    Cease rolling.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:57 No.18114814

    John Fuklaw would never put up with the Heresy in these threads.

    This was an inevitability.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:57 No.18114817
    rolled 17 = 17

    You just can't take a hint can you
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and will probably finish it 02/26/12(Sun)22:57 No.18114820
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    Well shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:57 No.18114821
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    Sure, why not.

    Hey, let's invite Titus too. He's an awesome bro.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)22:57 No.18114823
    "No Fucklaw no! The enemy is out there man! OUT THERE!!"

    You narrowly avoid the shot from his pistol, than another, and another.

    "Are you fucking INSANE!?!?! YOU INTERRUPTED FUCKLAW YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT ASSFUCKING YOKEL!" An angry marine shouts as he pulls you out of the way.

    "Hey, thanks for the save!"

    "I SHOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK! I DIDN'T GET TO KILL ANYONE YOU CUNTLICKER!" As though to demonstrate his point, the angry marine boots a corpse, sending it flying.

    Fucklaw approaches again, his gun holstered.

    "Excuse my outburst, you knuckle dragging cocksucker, but you should know to never interrupt me."

    "Yeah, got it. Now, about these Partridges..."

    [ ] Kill em all

    [ ] Reason with them

    [ ] Gift them to the Blood Ravens
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and will probably finish it 02/26/12(Sun)22:59 No.18114843

    >[x] Gift them to the Blood Ravens

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:59 No.18114845
    [x] Gift them to the Blood Ravens
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:59 No.18114850
    rolled 19 = 19

    [X] Kill them and gift their remains to the Blood Ravens.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:59 No.18114851

    I propose we erect a giant banner that reads "GIFT" on one of the monuments.
    Then give it about 30 seconds
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:59 No.18114852
    If we can't >[x] Kill em all

    The we >[x] Gift them to the Blood Ravens
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:59 No.18114856

    [x] Kill em all
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:59 No.18114857
    >[ ] Gift them to the Blood Ravens
    Because that EVER turns out well.

    Kill em all. Better yet burn them, it'll set the birds on fire.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)22:59 No.18114858

    [x] Kill them all
    The space magpies can have the remains.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:00 No.18114860
    I like the way you think
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:00 No.18114864
    Gift them to the blood ravens

    "Hey Blood Ravens, I've found some brand new gun-servitors for you..."
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)23:00 No.18114865

    I sneeze, entirely on accident.

    Oh no, after all my training, I'd forgotten one simple thing.

    Trigger discipline.

    Powerless to stop the turbopenetrator round now, I can only watch as it pierces Max through the chest. He stops mid-word, blinking quickly, before looking down at the gaping wound.

    With a bloody cough, he stumbles to his knees, before collapsing.

    Unable to live with what I had just done, I put an Exitus pistol round through my own temple.


    Our tale ends here...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:00 No.18114866
    >[X] Gift them to the Blood Ravens
    They're perfect for each other.
    >> Frosted Weasel !!dLUhj2yYgMt 02/26/12(Sun)23:00 No.18114871
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:00 No.18114878
    [✓] Gift them to the Blood Ravens
    i do want to kill them but this is too good to pass up
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:00 No.18114879
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    rolled 10 = 10

    [X] Gift them to the Blood Ravens
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)23:01 No.18114892
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    >[ ] Gift them to the Blood Ravens

    No thanks, we'll kindly deny your gift
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and will probably finish it 02/26/12(Sun)23:01 No.18114895
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    I like this idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:02 No.18114898
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:02 No.18114901
    Kill, then gift the remains.

    Their Egomances are too dangerous to be left alive.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:02 No.18114907
    i like the kill then gift remains
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/26/12(Sun)23:02 No.18114913
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    rolled 2 = 2

    [X] Gift them to the Blood Ravens & Trayzin
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:02 No.18114916
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    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:02 No.18114918
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:03 No.18114926
    Gift them to the blood ravens.
    In pieces

    Also holy shit papa n I thought you had forsaken us, so glad to be wrong
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:03 No.18114928
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    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)23:04 No.18114938
    [ ] Gift them to the Blood Ravens
    This option is just to hilarious of an option to avoid
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/26/12(Sun)23:04 No.18114940
    [ x ] Gift them to the Blood Ravens

    All my this.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:04 No.18114945
    yeah if the angry marines cant kill them they'll look for something else to kill
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:04 No.18114946
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>18114850 here
    Declare everything they have as a gift to the Ravens. Including their glory.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:04 No.18114949
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:06 No.18114969

    >videois MFW this thread
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)23:07 No.18114985
    "Creed... Hey, Creed..." You whisper.

    "What is it, kid? I'm not really in the mood?"

    "Got any spray paint? I've got... A plan!"

    Creed raises his head off of his double face palm, looking you right in your crazy eyes.

    "You? A plan??"

    "Oh yes, a plan."


    "Brother, why did you erect these new banners? They don't conform to the codex Partridge."

    "What banners? Hey, what are these...?"


    The Blood Ravens all perch at the outside of the battle.

    "Gifts?" One of them chimes quietly.

    "Gifts!?!?" Another joins in.


    "GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS! GIFTS!....." Is all you can hear now coming from the approaching wave of red tide.

    "Emprah preserve us all..." Harry says, dropping his mug as the Blood Ravens begin...

    To gift...


    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/26/12(Sun)23:07 No.18114991
    Crap I forgot to remove the dice
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:07 No.18114992
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:08 No.18114998
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:08 No.18115004
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:08 No.18115005
    kill them all,

    wow, i just raeg'd for like 10 minutes before i saw the post where max lived. . . then i read the VIII post after that. . . and raeg'd some maor

    So in the name of Raeg. . . They All Must Die
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:08 No.18115007
    Now's the time to get everyone back to a safe distance to watch the carnage.
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)23:09 No.18115017
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    And no one speaks of this ever again.....EVER
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/26/12(Sun)23:10 No.18115028
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    YES! YES!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:11 No.18115035
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    This is so perfect.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)23:11 No.18115042
    Oh god my sides, Im dying over here
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)23:13 No.18115055
    "FLEE, YOU FOOLS!!!" You shout to your forces, who look at you bizarrely.

    "I said run! Don't you see?! Run unless you want to be gifted to the Blood Ravens!!!!"

    "By the dark gods, no!" The Marines shout, quickly piling back into their metal bawkses.

    "GO GO GO GOOOOO!!!" You hound your own driver even as you help the three daemonettes up onto the landraider limo. Doomrider and Emps jump up to meet you.

    "Hold onto your butts, I've got this!" The Emperor shouts, before giving the landraider a single tap.

    It immediately turns golden, with radical rock music blaring out of its speaker guns, its treads now replaced with surf boards.

    "What are we going to do?!" Lilith cries, panicked, at the red wave approaching.

    "What I do best," The Emperor states, standing once more, "We're going to surf our way out of this."

    1d20 to surf the golden twin linked landraider limousine
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:13 No.18115057
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:13 No.18115066
    rolled 18 = 18

    The Codex Astartes names this maneuver "Steel rain"
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:14 No.18115072
    now applies to
    as well.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:14 No.18115075
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    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:14 No.18115076
    rolled 9 = 9

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:14 No.18115077
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    rolled 9 = 9

    >surf the golden twin linked landraider limousine
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:14 No.18115079
    rolled 15 = 15


    >'ere we go
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:14 No.18115080
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    rolled 3 = 3

    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and will probably finish it 02/26/12(Sun)23:14 No.18115085
    rolled 4 = 4



    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:15 No.18115099
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:15 No.18115103
    rolled 8 = 8

    Oh god its like an avalanche of awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:16 No.18115111
    rolled 2 = 2

    So awesome...
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and will probably finish it 02/26/12(Sun)23:16 No.18115113
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    rolled 19 = 19


    oh, damn. Re-rolling?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:16 No.18115114
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    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:16 No.18115116
    rolled 8 = 8

    surfin' all day, e'rry day
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:17 No.18115120
    rolled 14 = 14

    Us surfing in a golden limousine with the Emperor, Doomrider, and a load of Chaos Marines. All on top of waves of Blood Ravens gifting themselves Partridges.

    This is exactly how I imagined this quest would end.
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/26/12(Sun)23:17 No.18115122
         File: 1330316230.gif-(1.33 MB, 230x172, VenerableBroSurficus.gif)
    1.33 MB
    rolled 13 = 13


    >Even in death, I catch gnarly waves.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:17 No.18115126
         File: 1330316240.gif-(2 MB, 288x216, 5MEv2.gif)
    2 MB
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:17 No.18115128
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    Surfin' Yagis V...
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:17 No.18115135
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:18 No.18115140

    Not even the Eversor temple can help me
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:18 No.18115150
    rolled 5 = 5

    We cannot become a gift, tis a fate far worse than death.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:19 No.18115151
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:19 No.18115154
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    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:19 No.18115156
    rolled 8 = 8

    Or an avalanche we are about to faceplant in. Rerolling.
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/26/12(Sun)23:19 No.18115158
    rolled 19 = 19

    We give this many fucks
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:19 No.18115163
    rolled 9 = 9

    Rollan to drive the landraider limo.
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)23:20 No.18115173
         File: 1330316424.gif-(1.13 MB, 230x172, dred.gif)
    1.13 MB
    rolled 18 = 18


    Even in death I still surf
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)23:20 No.18115178
    And surf you do.

    The torrent of rushing Bloody Magpies serves as a wave, a wave the Emperor plans to surf brilliantly.

    Below, you can see the Ravens quite clearly. In their hands they clutch various things. Partridge bolters, purity seals, a space wolves mug, whole Partridge marines themselves...

    "Wow, I didn't think it would work this well..." You comment, quite impressed at your deed.

    "Never underestimate the Blood Raven's penchant for gifting, man." The Emperor nods, chuckling at the sight.

    Things seem to be going great, you are surfing along with Kaleshi and Emps, the battle is won...

    Oh fuck.

    You slip on the shiny surface of the metal bawks, and before you can stop yourself...

    "Gift?" A Blood Raven asks, stopping to look at you.

    "Gift!" Another chimes in.

    "Oh no..." You groan.

    And all at once, they start to gift you.

    They gift you real hard.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:21 No.18115183
    rolled 8 = 8

    No, dice gods. I said RErolling.
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/26/12(Sun)23:21 No.18115185

    Nice roll.

    Along with those 19's, I think our work here is done.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:21 No.18115190
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:21 No.18115195
    rolled 20 = 20

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:22 No.18115204
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    rolled 2 = 2

    You gonna get gifted.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:22 No.18115210
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    done and over with
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:22 No.18115211
    rolled 8 = 8

    Rolling to add the Blood Ravens to our harem.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:22 No.18115212

    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/26/12(Sun)23:23 No.18115215
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:23 No.18115223
    Still waiting on this, Papa-N.
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and will probably finish it 02/26/12(Sun)23:23 No.18115224
         File: 1330316638.jpg-(777 B, 150x150, Heavy_what_is_it.jpg)
    777 B
    rolled 1 = 1


    ...THE FUCK?

    What are the odds of that?
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/26/12(Sun)23:24 No.18115225

    Remember, its twinlinked.
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and will probably finish it 02/26/12(Sun)23:24 No.18115234



    Don't count it!
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/26/12(Sun)23:25 No.18115237

    >Remember, its twinlinked.

    Please this!
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)23:25 No.18115238
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    rolled 17 = 17


    >And all at once, they start to gift you.
    >They gift you real hard.

    Well you know what they say, better to be gifted than never be gifted at all
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:25 No.18115241
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    ...THE FUCK?

    What are the odds of that?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:25 No.18115250
    Apparantly the dice gods are VERY certain.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:25 No.18115258
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    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/26/12(Sun)23:25 No.18115259
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    rolled 8 = 8

    No, you fool! You've doomed us all! The blood ravens will reach through our screens to gift us!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:26 No.18115261
    rolled 14 = 14

    Quickly! Offer one blood raven to another! They just might get distracted gifting themselves to themselves so we can escape!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:26 No.18115267
    practically inevitable
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:27 No.18115282
    Also, they don't want you asking questions.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)23:27 No.18115283
    "Gotcha!" Kaleshi shouts as she grabs your wrist, and with a heave, pulls you back onto the landraider.

    You are covered in Blood Ravens purity seals, emblems, and a hasty red paint job.

    "I... I've been... Gifted...." You gasp, hugging the tank as it continues to surf the wave of marines below it.

    "Oh, that's a good look.... BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!" Lilith finally just cracks up, pointing at you.

    "Ara ara, poor Max. Don't worry, we can get that all off."

    "This... This is what relics must feel like..." You shudder in your armor.

    Even the Emperor doesn't appear immune, his legs covered in purity seals and Blood Ravens markings where the waves of Ravens crashed over the front of the tank.

    "Get us out of here!" You yell to him.

    "I'm trying dude, but man this swell is gnarly!"

    "Just do something!!!"

    [ ] Ramp into the Wolves and get Wolfy

    [ ] Ramp off of an Angry Marines Titan toward their FURY LINE YOU CUNT

    [ ] Give yourself up to be gifted
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:28 No.18115295

    This IS Heretical Love Quest, after all.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:28 No.18115300
    rolled 19 = 19

    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and will probably finish it 02/26/12(Sun)23:29 No.18115315
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    >[x] Ramp off of an Angry Marines Titan toward their FURY LINE YOU CUNT

    Bloody Magpies vs Angry Marines

    I must see this.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:29 No.18115316
    >[X] Ramp off of an Angry Marines Titan toward their FURY LINE YOU CUNT

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:29 No.18115320
    [x] Ramp off of an Angry Marines Titan toward their FURY LINE YOU CUNT SHIT PISS MOOT SNACKS ASS
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:29 No.18115322
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    [x] Ramp off of an Angry Marines Titan toward their FURY LINE YOU CUNT

    Is it... YES IT'S RAGE TIME!
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:30 No.18115323
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    >[Fuck Yeah ] Ramp off of an Angry Marines Titan toward their FURY LINE YOU CUNT
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:30 No.18115324
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:30 No.18115330
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    rolled 17 = 17

    >[X] Ramp off of an Angry Marines Titan toward their FURY LINE YOU CUNT

    If we're gonna go out, we're doing it in style.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:30 No.18115332
    >[ ] Ramp off of an Angry Marines Titan toward their FURY LINE YOU CUNT

    "Man is only separated from heaven by that which he will not ramp."
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:30 No.18115337
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:30 No.18115339

    >captcha: Wind-sails sanguine
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)23:30 No.18115341
         File: 1330317053.png-(43 KB, 510x546, Did someone say mugs?.png)
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    rolled 18 = 18

    [X] Give yourself up to be gifted

    Rollan for HUE from Bloody Magpies
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:31 No.18115347
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:31 No.18115348
    [✓] Ramp off of an Angry Marines Titan toward their FURY LINE YOU CUNT
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:31 No.18115354
    Wolves. What's the worst that could happen?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:32 No.18115360
    [x] Ramp off of an Angry Marines Titan toward their FURY LINE YOU CUNT
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:32 No.18115371
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:33 No.18115383
         File: 1330317192.jpg-(81 KB, 683x476, 1319153330582.jpg)
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    rolled 10 = 10

    [ ] Give yourself up to be gifted
    rolling to get gifted
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/26/12(Sun)23:33 No.18115391
    [ x ] Ramp off of an Angry Marines Titan toward their FURY LINE YOU CUNT
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:33 No.18115394
    rolled 17 = 17

    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/26/12(Sun)23:34 No.18115409
    rolled 16 = 16

    [ ] Give yourself up to be gifted
    because why the hell not
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:35 No.18115410
         File: 1330317301.jpg-(25 KB, 216x282, wot.jpg)
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    rolled 6 = 6


    Rolling for angry marines, Emperor preserve me
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:36 No.18115430
    rolled 1 = 1

    Rollan for FUS RO DAH to send ourselves flying away from the gifting horde
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/26/12(Sun)23:37 No.18115437
    The Hue! IT IS HERE!
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and will probably finish it 02/26/12(Sun)23:37 No.18115448
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:37 No.18115452
    rolled 6 = 6

    Rollan for perils of the warp
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and will probably finish it 02/26/12(Sun)23:39 No.18115465
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    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)23:39 No.18115466
    "The Angry Marines, head toward their titan!!!" You point the Emperor toward your one and only possible salvation from the gifting that lurks below.


    "You heard 'em, ramp this damn thing!"

    So the Emperor does the one thing that can save you now, he ramps off of the foot of the titan.

    The momentum of the wave carries you into the sky, where you leave the last of the Blood Ravens behind. Your landraider soars effortlessly for several moments, before descending to a radical landing inside of the Angry Marines line.

    "WELL PISS IN MY FUCKING CEREAL, IF IT ISN'T THE SHITEATING COMMISSAR AND THE HOLY EMPEROR OF FUCKING TERRA HIMSELF!" Temperus Maximus yells, so angry he snaps a rhino in half with his fury.

    "Thanks for the assist." You tell him.


    "Hey, Temperus, cool it dude..." The Emperor raises his hands to try to placate the chapter master.

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:39 No.18115477
    Angry marines.


    And then we run.
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)23:40 No.18115482
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    I detect HUE of the Bloody Magpie variety
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/26/12(Sun)23:40 No.18115485
    But the 1... and the 18... and the gifting?
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:40 No.18115488
    Not even the Emprah himself can chill Temperus out.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:40 No.18115496
    But then the Partridges live.

    I think they both need to go.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:41 No.18115518
    Angry Marines aren't big on leaving survivors. We should be fine.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:42 No.18115530
    Agreed. Clear everyone else out of the way and let them have their fun.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:43 No.18115546
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:44 No.18115554
    What are you guys so worried about?
    They haven't killed ANYONE all day.
    So long as we stand behind them we're good.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:45 No.18115576
    "well T-man, The partridges there are trying to take all of the credit for EVERYTHING your chapter has done. And the Blood-Magpies. . . they just tried to loot the emperor"
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/26/12(Sun)23:47 No.18115599
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    And that's a problem....why?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)23:47 No.18115600
    "Hold the fuck up..." Temperus says in a very uncharacteristic booming voice, a whisper to him.

    "Did those fucking cuntrags try to gift you, Emperor?"

    "Well I mean..."

    "GET THE FUCKING POWERBATS, THE POWER FUCKS, GET FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT CAN FUCK SOMEONE UP WITH POWER! TODAY WE ARE GOING TO DICKSLAP SOME BITCHTOED BIRD MARINE FAGGOTS!" Temperus screams, grabbing at a pile of power weaponry and carrying most of it with him as he breaks into a furious charge toward the wave of Blood Ravens with a final "FUCK!!"

    In a torrent of curses, so loud you have to clamp your hands over your ears, the Angry Marines charge after their chapter master.

    "Bad day to be a Partridge or a Blood Raven, I doubt the Angry Marines can tell the difference, or even care!" Kaleshi yells as you all run from the ensuing fray.

    "I'm just glad I'm not one of them!" You yell back.

    You notice a mushroom cloud made of Blood Raven and Galactic Partridge body parts behind you. Once in the air, they gather up to form the word "SHITFUCKINGCUNTS!" in the sky.

    "Yeah, real bad day to be one of them." Lilith agrees.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:49 No.18115622

    We need to get our hands on some of those.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:49 No.18115634
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    I am loving how all this drama with blood magpies and partridges has way more posts then the "epic" fight against Malal's forces.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:50 No.18115655
    Is that like a power codpiece?
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/26/12(Sun)23:51 No.18115660
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    >MFW we get them
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:52 No.18115673
    Oh, and pic unrelated.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:52 No.18115679
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/26/12(Sun)23:55 No.18115708
    At long last, you are finally out of the action. The battle still wages between Angry Marines and anyone unfortunate enough to be left behind, but you are just thankful that doesn't include you.

    After checking in, you affirm none of your friends got caught up in that shitstorm either.

    Your group slows up to a stop, all of you breathing hard.

    "Well, dude, I need to go find my bird girl and make sure she's alright." The Emperor says, before vanishing.

    "I'M OUT OF COCAINE!" Doomrider pipes up in a panicked voice, shuffling through his bags to affirm that he is, indeed, completely powder free.


    "Cool, so we get to...Mmmmph!?" Lilith glares at Nyx, who placed a hand over her mouth to cut her off.

    "We have things to do as well, you two have fun now..."

    Even they disappear.

    Leaving you with...

    "Been a while since we were alone, hasn't it..." Kaleshi says, standing beside you as you both watch the clash from a far distance.

    "Yeah, it has been."
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:55 No.18115711
    rolled 13 = 13

    >Mushroom cloud of body parts.

    Looks like Slaanesh finally got into Khornes pants, after all this time.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:56 No.18115729
    You should put a link to this on the twitter.
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:58 No.18115750
    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:59 No.18115763
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    >> Anonymous 02/26/12(Sun)23:59 No.18115768
    Can we fuck Slaanesh? That would just be grand.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/27/12(Mon)00:00 No.18115772
    ... Akuma time now?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:00 No.18115776
    This sight is sort of romantic isn't it?
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/27/12(Mon)00:00 No.18115777
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    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:02 No.18115800

    Thunderdome of Sex. All waifu's entered, . . . well im not sure what happens after that
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/27/12(Mon)00:03 No.18115812
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    Waifu time?
    Waifu time.

    Cpatcha: Spermatozoa giesMa
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)00:03 No.18115819
    "So... What now?" She asks you.

    "Now? I never think that far ahead."

    Kaleshi giggles, before leaning her head against your shoulder. To tell the truth, you really hadn't thought this far ahead.

    "Well, whatever it is, I want to be there."

    "I want you to be there, with me." You tell her, looking down at your loving khornette.

    "Getting soft on me?"

    "Pah, as if. I'm just one smooth operator."

    "So you are." Kaleshi laughs.

    You both watch the carnage for several minutes of silence. The Angry Marines don't appear to be having too much trouble tearing everything to pieces.

    "I'm sure there is going to be a lot of shit left to do after this last thing dies down, so can I count on your help?"

    "Max, of coarse you can count on my help, we're all..."

    Your thumb on her chin stops her short, and you raise her eyes to meet her own.

    "I'm not asking if you're going to be my ally, I'm asking if you're going to be my girlfriend."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:04 No.18115824
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    Goddammit, I've reached my power reserves and I'm drunk. It's 6am here, I love HLQ since Thread #5 and I regret nothing. Take my love, my hate, and all of my sorrow, have fun and good night! Papa-N, thank you for everything!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:05 No.18115841

    this is the 2nd time, so i'm not sure if i'm missing a joke, or you are just bad at spelling
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)00:07 No.18115855
    No its my tablet muckin about, I picked up a bluetooth keyboard for it and its spelling correction is both annoying and awful.

    Took a lot of fucking around for it to realize FUCK = FUCK and not DUCK
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/27/12(Mon)00:07 No.18115856
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    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and will probably finish it 02/27/12(Mon)00:07 No.18115863
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    >"I'm not asking if you're going to be my ally, I'm asking if you're going to be my girlfriend."

    All of my Dawwwwwwww
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/27/12(Mon)00:09 No.18115873
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    >"I'm not asking if you're going to be my ally, I'm asking if you're going to be my girlfriend."

    Happy end?
    Happy end.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:09 No.18115876
    So is this the canon ending? I know a few threads back you were thinking of making the Harem ending the canon one.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:10 No.18115886
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    Yeah, it's 5 here and I've been bad about snooze lately. It's been a fucker of a ride, Papa-N. Thanks for everything.
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and will probably finish it 02/27/12(Mon)00:12 No.18115912
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    I'm so sad this is drawing to a close.

    Best thing on /tg/ since Rubyquest, no two ways about it.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:13 No.18115915
    It's only eleven eleven here, i'm still ready to roll.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:13 No.18115920

    Agreed wholeheartedly.

    Papa: you are a champion of the internet and a gentleman of prose. A very well told story.

    I thank you.
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/27/12(Mon)00:14 No.18115927
    9 PM here, Last post of voice actors
    Narrator: Morgan Freeman
    Max: Steven Bulm
    Fem Max/Helena: Nicole Sullivan
    Sister Lycheria: Tabitha St. Germain
    Ailia: Tara Strong
    Esh: Grey DeLisle
    Senna and Senda: Grey DeLisle
    Kaleshi: Melissa Fahn
    Lilith: Kathleen Barr
    Nyx: Cree Summer
    Tonya: Francesca Smith
    Mika: Andrea Libman
    Karen: Olivia D'Abo
    Doomrider: Tommy Blacha
    Abbadon: Christopher Sabat
    Nurgle: John DiMaggio
    Slaanesh: Tim Curray
    Khorn: Keith David
    Tzeentch: Nicole Oliver
    Warboss: John DiMaggio
    Emperor(Casual): Andrew Stanton
    Emperor(Serious): Peter Cullen
    Malice: Frank Welker
    DarkHammer: Tony Jay
    Kais: Scott McNeal
    8: Phil Lamar
    Niut: Emilie-Claire Barlow
    Vect: J.K. Simmons
    Ra'alman(before): Ian Holm
    Ra’alman(after): Tricia Helfer
    H Jon Benjamin: Teach
    Tankered: Brian Blessed
    Logan Grimnar: Vladimir Kulich
    Creed: Liam Neson
    Bjorn: Patrick Warburton
    Horus: David Kaye
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/27/12(Mon)00:14 No.18115929
    >>Took a lot of fucking around for it to realize FUCK = FUCK and not DUCK
    Im sorry for this, but it must be done
    >>"GET THE DUCKING POWERBATS, THE POWER DUCKS, GET DUCKING EVERYTHING THAT CAN DUCK SOMEONE UP WITH POWER! TODAY WE ARE GOING TO DICKSLAP SOME BITCHTOED BIRD MARINE FAGGOTS!" Temperus screams, grabbing at a pile of power weaponry and carrying most of it with him as he breaks into a furious charge toward the wave of Blood Ravens with a final "DUCK!!"
    >> Dowjin !!9I4SJG4jQPb 02/27/12(Mon)00:14 No.18115930
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    I have been entertained for countless threads.

    Pat yourself on the back you magnificent bastard.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)00:16 No.18115947
    Kaleshi blushes, quite the contrast to her brazen facade, but lurking down in there you know there is the little girl who always wanted to wind up with the prince.

    "I didn't think you were... Uh... The girlfriend type of guy..."

    "Well when you face down as much death and shit as I have, a guy starts to realize that there is more to this life than mindless heretical sex."

    "Well I mean... If its what you want..." Kaleshi isn't looking you in the eyes, in fact she appears to be avoiding doing exactly that.

    So you kiss her.

    You feel her arms slip around your waist as she leans into it, and you can tell its her way of saying yes.

    "Not going to be an easy road, I don't think, hope your ready for it."

    "Hah, I'm the daughter of a god, I'm ready for anything."

    You give her hand a squeeze as you both stare back out over the battlefield.


    Years later, happily married, you look back on that short event in your life, the event that changed everything.

    "Tell us again dad!" Your three children all cry, and you hold out a hand to placate them.

    "I'll tell it again tomorrow night, now its bedtime for the three of you."

    "Aww!! But Daaaadddd!!"

    "You heard your father, now go to sleep!" Kaleshi, Nyx, and Lilith all tell the kids.

    "Little rascals..." You smirk, heading off to your own bed with your three gorgeous daemonettes in tow.

    "Where do you think they get it from?"

    "I blame you three."

    "HAH! As if."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:16 No.18115949
    rolled 11 = 11

    1pm here, are we wrapping up for now or are you going to continue, papa-n?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)00:16 No.18115955

    I want to see this
    >> The guy that made the 1d4chan page and will probably finish it 02/27/12(Mon)00:16 No.18115962
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    I don't have a single picture anywhere on my machine, and not even with a google search, of a Guardsman saluting.

    This'll have to do, for you, Papa.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:17 No.18115973
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:18 No.18115986
    This is excellent but I am inclined to accept the harem as the one true ending.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)00:18 No.18115987

    I can keep going for a while, its only just after midnight here so I don't have to sleep yet. I couldn't even if I wanted to, probably.

    I'll keep writing if you guys want it, anyone who has to catch some sleep is welcome to. I'll make sure the archive stays up to date until the end.

    To anyone heading to bed, I just want to say thank you for following along, it has been a glorious adventure.
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/27/12(Mon)00:18 No.18115991
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    Well done Papa, well done
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:19 No.18115998
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    Max? Ending it with JUST three gorgeous women?

    As if.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:19 No.18115999
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    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:20 No.18116009
    Hey Papa I know you said that you might write an end to the other two, but could you do an end for all of em, you could just put it up as a text document on twitter or something. I wanna know what the other ends would be like.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/27/12(Mon)00:20 No.18116011
    My sense of humor is amazing isn't it?

    Waaaaaaiiit, what happened to Malal? Was he defeated?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:20 No.18116017
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    A final: You are the best, Papa-N. Pic related. That is all.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:20 No.18116022
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    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:20 No.18116023
    I've been reading since the start of the first thread and I can say that this is my favorite thing on /tg/
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:20 No.18116029
    yhea just after midnight
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:21 No.18116033
    Yeah come on papa happy end is all nice but you promised the harem ending too
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:21 No.18116039
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    Yes, please keep going.
    There's a lot of ground to cover, such as the Emperor's return in the gran scheme of things, what happened to bro-nid, a harem ending, what eight's going to do now, stealing Esh's heart panties for slaanesh, etc, etc.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:21 No.18116043
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    It's been a great ride, Papa.
    You truly are one of the best wordsmiths on /tg/.
    I should be able to hang around for another hour, so please do keep going.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:22 No.18116060
    Who the baby is is my biggest question.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:23 No.18116077
    I'm pretty sure Malal is hurt, but going to rebuild. This new outlook of cooperation that Max and Big E started will only work if everyone has a common foe. There's also 'Nids that are still consuming the entire galaxy.
    >> Cidolfas Orlandu, aka Thunder God Cid !gYjELVKQn6 02/27/12(Mon)00:24 No.18116084
    Do we ever make up with Tzeentch? Y'know, now that we're not ruining her plans anymore.

    >lack of Ra'alman sex
    I am surprised, Papa.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/27/12(Mon)00:24 No.18116085
    *coughcough* akuma... Eh, a fanboy of akuma can dream can't he? But duck yea Papa, it's been one ducking ride from start to finish, i ducking can't wait for Eight's own questline... Quack
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:24 No.18116097
    Fucking awesome job papa. I'm so glad I got caught up in time for the last thread.
    Its only 9pm on PST, so I'm around until the thread is over. If you're going to keep writing, there's a lot of cool shit you could do. The harem ending, the continuing adventures of Eight or the Big E, and I'd love to see an Esh ending as well.
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/27/12(Mon)00:25 No.18116103
    Any advice for a wannabe Quest Thread maker? Also best thread ever of all time!
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)00:28 No.18116142
    >harem end time

    The "Battle of SKULLFUCKED BIRDS" as the scholars will one day call it, draws to an end.

    Thankfully, none of your friends did.

    "I'm so glad you all made it..." You look over the girls standing in front of you, truly thankful.

    "Well yeah, its not like I was going to die before doing THIS!" Esh reaches out and tries to give your backside a smack, but you are too fast.

    "No wait Max, what are you... AHHH?!?!?" Esh yells as you give her thick rump a resounding SMACK before spinning her around and setting her back down.

    "You know this is far from over, though, don't you?" Ailia asks with a smile.

    "Yeah, I know, still a lot of work to do."

    Its true. Though you may have won here today, the universe is far from a peaceful place.

    "We'll need to stick together if we have any chance at uniting everyone for good..." You ponder.

    "..." Comes the wall of silence from the girls.

    "So, you're saying..."

    "Yep! We're all going to pile onto a ship and sail about the stars bringing peace and prosperity in our wake!"


    "And maybe make some... Heretical lovin?"


    "Inquisitors on deck, alien sex!"


    A year later, and you cruise about the universe on the massive ancient battleship. Its quite a peaceful life, really, aside from the occasional unification mission...

    Hah, as if.

    You're a man stuck with a horde of women who only want one thing most space flights, as most are incredibly boring.

    "Inquisitor?" One of your Marines asks as he notices you hiding underneath a pipe.

    "SHHH!! They'll hear you!"

    "Too late!" You hear Lycheria shout.

    "Get him!" Senna and Senda cry in unison.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:28 No.18116147
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    thank you papa. its been a wild, crazy ride.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:29 No.18116164
    so will eights quest be b4 or after these events
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/27/12(Mon)00:29 No.18116166
    Advice from me to you:
    Be sure that everything is spelled properly with good grammar. I can't tell you the multitude of spelling and grammar errors I've made in my previous Nod Quests (despite writing it out before hand), just really rustles my jimmies seeing those errors, but other than that, have fun with it and ignore the naysayers, trolls will always troll no matter what
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:29 No.18116167
    We have Marines? Fuck yeah.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)00:31 No.18116195
    Have fun, that would be my best advice. Don't worry if you get writers block, just let the words flow and they will lead you.

    I don't think I could do Akuma justice, I don't know much about him. I've played Streetfighter but I don't know the lore at all.

    His VN is mostly before, I'm not sure if I want the rest of his afterstory to be a quest series or a part of the VN. In either case, it won't be any time soon. But I will give him some wrap up tonight.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:32 No.18116201
    i was voting for demon ending but im not gonna lie i like this better im gonna think of this as max canon
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:32 No.18116205

    Also we actually made inquisitor and had marines? Why do I get the feeling we are less inquisitor more pimpquisitor?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:33 No.18116224
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    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:35 No.18116250
    I still want to know what happened the night before the battle.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:36 No.18116262
    did helena get looted? i mean she was with the guardsman
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:36 No.18116275
    ahem i mean "gifted"
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:37 No.18116281
    Hey Papa -

    Do you GM? What do you run?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)00:37 No.18116287
    "Marines, stand against this foe!" You tell your troops, who look to you, then back to your harem.

    "Apologies sir, but you are on your own here."


    The girls all start dragging you, you know exactly where they want to take you.

    "Sheesh, why are you playing hard to get?"

    "Because we just did it an hour ago! And two hours before that!!! I'm dry, I'm exhausted, I have paperwork to do!!!"

    "Tough shit, I only came twice." Kaleshi frowns.

    "...So if I get you all off again, you'll let me actually do some, you know, WORK?!"

    The girls all look between each other. The Daemonettes taught them how to talk without speaking, and you don't like that. Not one ducking bit.


    "Than bring on the tentacles..."

    You summon your inner Slaaneshi prince and tentacles spring forth from your body.

    Kaleshi and her sisters, Karen, Lycheria, and the Twins all lick their lips excitedly.

    Esh and Mika look a bit panicked, they always do when you spring these things up, though.

    Tonya is already masturbating furiously in full BDSM gear.
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/27/12(Mon)00:39 No.18116311
    Thanks, My plan is Emperor Quest, You play as the Emperor, who has preformed an ad-hoc reincarnation ( into what will be determend in quest) and has to get shit done in a new form with (initial & comparitavly) nerfed powers (how nerfed they'll be may be sensitive to who/what he ends up as).
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:39 No.18116313
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    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)00:39 No.18116319
    Nah I'll wrap up her and Frederick

    I ran two sessions of Dark Heresy before my friends decided pen and paper isn't for them. Most of my friends are from my highschool handegg/furpuck days so they are normalfag as fuck. Such is suffering.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:39 No.18116326
    >Tonya is already masturbating furiously in full BDSM gear.
    Do not know what I want anymore.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:40 No.18116331
    >Tonya is already masturbating furiously in full BDSM gear.
    That lovable waif!
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/27/12(Mon)00:40 No.18116341
    Eh, all there is to know is that he is corrupted from some evil chi/energy called the satsui no hado or simply dark hado, stuff corrupted him so bad to where he's a half human, half demon. And because of that, he is fucking ridiculous beyond reason from the shit he can do, and if he were any more corrupted, he would turn into Oni, as seen here http://streetfighter.wikia.com/wiki/Oni
    The thing is with Akuma is that he follows a sort of code of the warrior, where he challenges only the strongest of oppenents and not those who are crippled or handicapped in some way.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:41 No.18116348
    But where is Ra'alman!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:41 No.18116353

    seriously, i find your lack of vore. . . disturbing
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:42 No.18116366
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:42 No.18116367
    rolled 19 = 19

    Now that we have tentacles, let's try using them on Ra'alman in her giant tentacley form, to turn the tables on her for all the HUEHUEHUE she did do us
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:43 No.18116368
    We never got it on with the changed Ra'alman. I mean, we went through all the trouble of changing her into something fuckable and then she disappeared on us.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:43 No.18116382
    No no, in her transformed humanoid form.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:44 No.18116385
    Wish I lived nearby cause I would love to run a PnP game with you.

    Last two groups I had I left due to the, being super serious grim derp is necessary and the other were the sort of people who want to play whatever video game character they played last
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:44 No.18116394
    Also I would like to hear about the Esh pantyraid for Slaanesh's bargain.
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/27/12(Mon)00:45 No.18116399
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    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)00:45 No.18116404
    You sigh as you shove wriggling tentacles into every available orifice.

    "H-hey! Not my... Ah, my bbbbutt?!" Esh howls, muffled against the tentacle in her mouth.


    Turning toward your seawaifu, you plead for some assistance. She rolls her eyes.

    "Ugh, fine!"

    With that, she turns into her massive self and swallows you all whole.

    Her tentacles add to your own, and pretty soon the insides of her nether place is full of climaxing women and copious amounts of semen.

    And such is life for you, not that you mind. You still manage to get work done, and the universe is a more peaceful place than ever.

    Ah shit, you almost forgot, Eight starts at the Academy tomorrow. You had better get this ship headed in the right direction.

    You look down at the collapsed bodies of your harem, each of them exhausted. Your tentacles are still moving on their own.

    "Wait... Max, no!!!!" They all cry.

    ...You'll get some work done later, tonight, you have no brakes.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/27/12(Mon)00:47 No.18116431
    Despite that though, he gives two ducks if someone steps in on him training. If you get in his way while he hadokens, you're as good as dead and he wouldn't care, so in that instance he's evil, and all of his challenges/duels are fights to the death, so theres that too... Really it wouldn't be too hard to write him in, he could be some crazy ass warp turned human kungfu dude who wanders the warp and materium challenging those he deems worthy to face him
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/27/12(Mon)00:47 No.18116438
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    We Have our bizarro ending! Though I am partial to Mirror Fem-Max with her reverse Harem
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:47 No.18116440
    rolled 12 = 12

    We should totally go hang out with the tyranids sometime, Bronifex was a total bro, maybe the others are too?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:49 No.18116472
    >tonight, you have no brakes.
    Best end!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:49 No.18116475
    Best ending.
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/27/12(Mon)00:49 No.18116478
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    >YFW Nid-Girl is a total Kudere
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:50 No.18116493
    And they all lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
    Best ending indeed.
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    Harem end is best end.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)00:52 No.18116513
    "So... That was quite the fight..." Frederick sighs, taking a seat next to Helena on her tank.

    She graciously accepts the bottle of juice from him, before leaning her whole, tired body onto his.

    "So what do you think happens now?" He asks, gently putting his arm around her.

    "With my idiot brother in charge? I fear for the Imperium of man."

    They both chuckle.



    Their lips meet, and Helena pulls the techpriest down with her onto the top of the tank.

    "Hey uh, don't take this the wrong way, but... I love you." He tells her, eyes locked in her own.

    Helena smirks, kisses him again, and they tumble down the open hatch and into the tank.


    A year and a half later, you attend their wedding. A smaller affair, with the Emperor himself leading the ceremony.

    "You ready?" You ask your sister, who despite looking scared, nods.

    At the end of the long isle, you hand her to Frederick.

    "Take good care of her, she's your problem now."

    "I will, forever." He nods, oblivious to your joke.
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/27/12(Mon)00:52 No.18116514
    Golden Ending Achived!

    Achivement Unlocked: You Have No Brakes
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/27/12(Mon)00:52 No.18116518
    Blood Ravens ending, everyone gets gifted?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:53 No.18116535

    This. Oh man this.
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/27/12(Mon)00:55 No.18116562
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    >MFW This is released as an H-Game with bad endings, good endings, and everything else.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)00:56 No.18116569
    The Blood Ravens stare out over the vast expanse of the field.

    "Brothers, this is the day we have long waited for." Gabriel Angelos looks proudly across his Marines.

    They have done it, at long last.

    They have gifted everything.

    "I'm not really digging this paint job, dudes." The Emperor pipes up, looking distressed at the red coat on his golden armor.

    "Ah yes, today the Blood Ravens stand victorious." Gabriel takes a sip out of his new mug, which has the symbol of the Galactic Partridges upon it.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)00:57 No.18116587
    rolled 15 = 15

    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/27/12(Mon)00:57 No.18116595
    I'm all for this, everyone is in a glass case in suspended animation or in those weird window things that locked General Zod in that one Superman movie
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)00:58 No.18116606
    Soon, the symbol of the Blood Ravens is on everything and anything. Titans, Terra, Orks, toilet paper.

    Everything is a gift of the Ravens.

    The Imperium of the Blood Ravens looks well, going on into the future. They manage to hold everything together by simply gifting themselves anything that appears out of place.

    Thus, the event of "The Gifting" ushers in an era of peace of length the universe has never seen the likes of.
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/27/12(Mon)00:58 No.18116608
    They Gifted Trazyn, THEY GIFTED TRAZYN!!!!!
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/27/12(Mon)01:00 No.18116635
    Third best ending ever!
    >> CDR Nonsense 02/27/12(Mon)01:01 No.18116657

    All of my sides
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:02 No.18116662
    All of my everything to get this.

    With rolls included so you can get good ending of HUEHUEHUE
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:05 No.18116705
    Pizza orgy ending!
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)01:05 No.18116709
    About to go to bed, you grimace when you feel something scaly wrap around your leg.

    "Hora hora? I didn't get mine yet, Max."

    You sigh as you turn back to Ra'alman, who smirks as her tail continues to wrap you up.

    "Can we do it without eating me, just for tonight maybe?"

    "Hmm? What fun is that? But... I suppose, just for tonight."

    With a powerful rip, she tears your pajamas off with one go. Her snakelike tongue flickers across her lips.

    Without warning, she suddenly thrusts you into her, causing you to jump in surprise.

    "Hmm? Was it good? I got it wet just for you~" She whispers as she nibbles your ear.

    Good? Oh, most certainly yes. Completely different than the other girls, with small tentacles that toy with you once inside.

    "Oh, what was that just now? Did you cum already? Well, one down and ninety nine to go I suppose."

    "Ninety... Nine?!" You gasp.

    Ra'alman's smile grows further.

    "I'm adding two more times for every time you complain..."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:06 No.18116731
    Not even going to pretend that this isn't my fetish
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:06 No.18116733
    What happened to our Bro-Nid? And how does Hat-Chan deal with this since we can now communicate to him?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:07 No.18116743
    Fishwaifu with no vore? MY BODY IS CONFUSED.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:08 No.18116754
    All of my fetish.

    Just turn this entire quest into something like Corruption of Champions and you will take all my money forever.
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    here's to you, Inquisitor Max Decarus!
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)01:11 No.18116793
    I take a seat, watching the flames and the dust of the dead battle rising around me.

    A sight all too familiar.

    Max was snatched up somewhere, so I guess I don't have to worry too much about him.

    Just as I flick my lighter, I hear something. With a pause, I wait, but don't hear the sound again. Another flick and I draw in my welcome reprieve.

    I hear it again, a cough.

    With a frown, I stand up from my seat atop a dead Chaos Marine and peer around. Another cough, but from where?

    As I hear it again, I finally figure it out. With my foot, I shove a dead cultist off of something.

    Or rather, someone.

    A Krieger lays there, clutching his head. I notice a hole in the helmet and pull it off. I can see a nasty bump, but nothing fatal.

    "Here, let me get you drink." I tell the guardsman, and reach out to take off his mask.

    A hand stops me, which I gently brush aside.

    "Relax, the air is safe here."

    Despite his protests, I remove the mask.

    Or rather, HER protests.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:12 No.18116806
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    Tonight, my right hand 'girlfriend', has no breaks.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:13 No.18116824
    rolled 10 = 10

    More Ra'alman!
    Also seconding turning this into a game
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:14 No.18116836
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:15 No.18116855
    Love and Krieg for Eight!
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    >Or rather, HER protests.

    Don't fucking tell me its 68b #6345. Holy fucking shit this just went nova in terms of all encompassing /tg/ fan characters.

    For those not in the know:
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)01:17 No.18116880
    The girl lays there, her head in my hand, as I pause for a moment.

    Her face is dirty and tired, but rather pretty. She isn't looking me in the eyes, and her face is red.

    I reach out and place the water bottle against her soft pink lips, and watch a trickle of water run off of them before she accepts it and starts to drink.

    Neither of us talk as I help her to her feet, and it appears one of her ankles is sprained as she can't walk on it.

    Not knowing what else to do, I bend down and carefully pick her up. This causes her to blush even more furiously.

    Even as I gently place her on a cot with the Krieger medics coming to take care of her, I can't help but have the feeling that we will meet again perhaps, someday.

    As I turn to go, I feel a small tug on the back of my belt.

    Turning around, I see the kriger girl sitting up slightly on the cot, her hand on my belt, her eyes averted and her face red.

    Her other hand is extended out, and clutched in her fingers is a small yellow flower.

    With a smile, I reach out and accept it. The girl looks back at me, and for a moment I think I see a faint smile grace her shy features before she turns over and the medics cart her away.

    Leaving me standing, in the battlefield once again, clutching the small flower.

    I give it a small sniff.

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:17 No.18116881
    Well, more realistically it would be one of her sisters. BUT STILL.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:18 No.18116902

    Why dem krieger girls be so difficult with protocol.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:21 No.18116927
    great. another /tg/ archive to peruse.
    my sleep schedule is dooooooooomed
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:21 No.18116939
    I can't wait for the VN where it takes them weeks of interaction before they even speak to eachother.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:23 No.18116952
    It's a short (relative to this) read, so it should only take an hour or so.

    Also, make sure to read the See Also section. Some epic level shit in there.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)01:23 No.18116958
    I shirked out of the awards ceremony that the Imperium had insisted on having. I don't really care for stuff like that.

    Instead, I look down at the flower I'd preserved by pressing it, which I carry with me now.

    The ship I'd... Borrowed... Lands gently on Catachan. Though its been a long time, far too long, since I've been here... Somehow, I know exactly where to go.

    The settlement of my youth, long blown out and overrun by the surrounding jungle. Only the inner field provided enough room to land.

    None of that bothers me, so long as I find what I'm looking for.

    My boots crunch over the dried leaves, and I sling the Exitus rifle up a bit. I still remember enough to know trouble could lurk around every trunk.

    But I find what I'm looking for, rather than a fight.

    A small plot, with two modest bricks atop the soil. Though cracked and weathered beyond recognition, I know to whom they belong, though not their names.

    Setting down a small envelope, its corners bent, I stand back up and give the graves a slow salute.


    Its raining...
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    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:25 No.18116979
    Whelp, I got nothing... Except maybe some moar cross dimensional communication shenanigans between Max and Commando
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/27/12(Mon)01:26 No.18116986
    Always forgetting to put my name in the field
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    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:29 No.18117022

    Panty raid for Slaanesh
    Doomrider being Doomrider
    Tzeentch and Emps parenting vignette?
    Anything with Nurgle?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)01:29 No.18117026
    Or... Perhaps it isn't?

    I raise a hand to my eyes, and when I pull my fingers away I notice they are slick and wet.

    Maybe I'd forgotten how to cry, maybe the Ordo had made me forget. Either way, I don't stop the tears now. I stand there, for a long while, until they slow to a stop.

    Shit, I had better be getting back before someone realizes I was gone.

    I wasn't looking forward to this "Academy" Max was talking about, but Esh and Mika were both teaching me things now to try to get me ready.

    "I think... I found a new home." I tell them, and as I turn away from the graves, somehow, I know they would be happy for me.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:30 No.18117036
    Who is the kiiiiidddd?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)01:34 No.18117079
    The Emperor laughs as he bounces his son on his knee. The baby, now two, giggles and smiles.

    Tzeentch is sleeping gently against his arm, and he adjusts her so he can pull her into an embrace.

    The baby suddenly stops giggling, frowns, and belches.

    All of the lights in the room explode in a shower of sparks and glass.

    "We really need to figure out a way to get him to stop doing that..." Tzeentch mumbles.

    The Emperor laughs, which makes his son laugh along. Both he and Tzeentch know that years from now he will be a beacon of hope and unity for the galaxy.

    But for now, he's a joyful bouncing two year old with a fascination for keys, which drives the Admech batshit.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:35 No.18117092
    Can it be?

    The baby is Lil' E?
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/27/12(Mon)01:36 No.18117098
    Niut, The Tzeentchen girl that has a crush on 8
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)01:36 No.18117100
    Something like that, kind of just prove for the races that unity is possible I guess.

    Anything else people want wrapped up before we draw to a close?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:37 No.18117110
    I am envisioning a giggling, toddler-age Lil'-E stomping a path of destruction across Mars in a hijacked Titan with a horde of Admech desperately chasing him. It is beautiful.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:37 No.18117113
    how the esh ending would have looked?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:37 No.18117115
    The other two ends that got voted on? Eldar/Mika.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)01:38 No.18117116
    Yep, you've got it down to a T
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:38 No.18117128
    You mentioned earlier that you might write up a few alternate endings for Mika or Esh. Are those still in the running?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:38 No.18117131
    Something for the nids.

    Or maybe faptau
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:39 No.18117133
    Maybe some thoughts from Hat-Chan?

    What happened to Bro-'Nid and/or what role are the tyranids going to play in the future of this?

    Will Max's tentacle dicks ever be satisfied?
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/27/12(Mon)01:39 No.18117136
    I want me some Mika and liberty prime titan action! Or this>>18116979
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:40 No.18117146
    Yes we must know the fate of hat-chan.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:40 No.18117153
    Daemottes interacting with eachother?
    Stealing Eshwe's unmentionables and what Slaanesh does upon receiving them?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:40 No.18117154

    Esh end.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:41 No.18117158
    Ooh, yes. A hat-chan afterword would be awesome. So many heads to sit on! The decadence!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:44 No.18117186
    rolled 17 = 17

    Is Slados coming along with us on our ship of love?
    How are Bronid and the tyranids going?
    What are the survivors from the bird chapters up to?
    How's hat-chan doing?
    What's vect up to?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:44 No.18117195
    I think the question well all want to know is this: Will this planet resume it's panty production anytime soon? War is hell and all, but with the new peace will the Women of the Imperium finally get their panties?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:45 No.18117202
    hey papa i saw a conversation during swq where youre talking about your fire arms i was wondering what brand is your ar
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:46 No.18117211

    Good one.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)01:47 No.18117235
    >right, nearly forgot

    "You going my way, tech-priestess?"

    "Wha!?" Mika shouts with a start, before whirling around to face you. You can't help but grin at her reaction.

    "Ah, y-you startled me..." Mika says quietly.

    The battle is long since over, and night is nearly upon you yet again. Most races have broken camp and are seated around fires or screens, talking and eating joyfully.

    With one stark difference, not a one is shooting at the others.

    "S-so, d-do you want to get some food... Or the Emperor probably wants to s-see you maybe..."

    "That isn't why I came to find you." You say quietly, taking her hand and bringing her around until she's in front of you.

    "W-well we can go grab some food may..."

    You kiss her before she can finish, and spin her around until you are pressing her against the tank.

    "Ah... M-Max what are you...!?"

    You pull away again, a thin strand of saliva connecting your tongues.

    "I came to ask you something."

    "A-ask away?" Mika stutters, her face entirely red.

    "Be mine, I can't keep doing this without you, I realized that. So I want you to follow me to wherever this crazy journey finally ends."

    Mika pauses, shuffling her feet nervously.

    "C-close your eyes..." She stutters.

    You do, and feel her lips meet your own yet again.

    "Th-That's my answer..." She smiles, and you smile back, before pulling her into a tight hug.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)01:50 No.18117275
    LMT with an Aimpoint CompM2

    Is Slados coming along with us on our ship of love?
    >No she is vital to running the lingerie forgeworld

    How are Bronid and the tyranids going?
    >bronid is chilling with his friends, who are still consuming the galaxy

    What are the survivors from the bird chapters up to?

    How's hat-chan doing?
    >Getting filled up by delicious heads and hair, also horns when he feels horny

    What's vect up to?
    >Making papers, trying to get keep his daughters away from the expensive things
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:52 No.18117292
    But his daughters are with us on the ship. He should be paying us for keeping them off his hands for over a year. It must be a record for him; that long without his office getting trashed.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:52 No.18117294
    rolled 96 = 96


    Man I was all set to call whatever it was shit, but you picked a good one.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:52 No.18117303
    rolled 9 = 9

    They can't have sent everyone to the battle, someone has to stay behind and look after the homeworlds, warehouse world, ect.
    At the very least, there will probably be some regular humans left on the homeworlds and ships.
    It'd be interesting to see what they do now that the chapters have been given such a huge bitchslap for fucking with the emperor.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)01:54 No.18117326
    Four years later, you and Mika are both awakened by your son fussing from his crib.

    "Your turn..." She mumbles in her sleep.

    With a groan, you pull yourself out of bed and head over to the crib in the other room.

    "C'mon Tanner, what's wrong?" You pick the infant up, and look down into his crib.

    Oh, his Admech mobiles is out. You fix it with one of your mechanical arms while bouncing your son to keep him occupied.

    "Oh, is that why he's crying?" Mika asks, rubbing at her eyes.

    "Yeah, probably blew a fuse."

    Mika fixes it in under a minute, and you set your son back down under it, where he quietly watches it spin.

    "Now, back to bed. I've got a long day tomorrow."

    "Hey hun?"


    "D-do you... Maybe... W-want to make another one?"
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)01:57 No.18117354
    ah very nice next week after i get my refund im gonna pick up a RRA i saw. new condition, $900 then mount a magpul ctr stock, tangodown battlegrip, and magpul mbus sights
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:03 No.18117417
    The MBUS are alright, but like the name implies are really meant more as a backup to an optic. If you just want to run irons, a Troy Battlesight or maybe a fixed Daniel Defense one might serve you better.
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/27/12(Mon)02:03 No.18117418
    We need a good Draw-fag to give us a character line up
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:05 No.18117432
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)02:05 No.18117433
    I've really got the AK itch going. I want to get one so bad but man, they are so expensive now compared to maybe 5 years ago when I should have bought one.

    And lastly, Esh end.

    You barge in, rather unceremoniously, into the room where all the Eldar have come to meet to discuss the after-battle whatnot's, you stopped paying attention about the time you just kicked in the door.

    "Hey, I'mma let you finish your space Elf meeting, but first I need to find Eshwe and get my swag on."

    Out of the corner of your eye, you see a red-faced Eldar clutching a spear.

    "Max... You....."

    "You mad?"

    The energy blast knocks you out of the building, and you can't help but laugh as you tumble end over end through the grass.

    "Damn right I'm mad!" Esh glares, standing over you.

    "Perfect angle, thanks!"

    With a "yoink!" You slip her panties right down and off.

    "H-hey! Whats the big deal?!"

    "Shush up, I need these!" You force them off of her, despite her struggling, and pocket them to give to Slaanesh later. You decide it would be better to not let her know the reasoning...

    "Wow, you just wax it today?"

    "Ugh." She steps on your face.

    "Hey, while I'm down here, mind if I ask you something?"

    "What is it, stupid idiot dolt of a mon-keigh?!"

    "Will you be my girlfriend?"
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:05 No.18117436
    Thats one thing that always bothered me about this quest: the lack of Drawfriends. Seriously, there were so many good moments that will forever remain undrawn now.
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/27/12(Mon)02:05 No.18117441
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    >"D-do you... Maybe... W-want to make another one?"
    >Mika: Andrea Libman
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:09 No.18117478
    So beautiful...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:09 No.18117484
    Man these threads hit every fetish I knew I had and some I did not.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:10 No.18117490
    ive got a 74 picked it up for 300 loud as hell but recoul is like a ruger .22
    i could just wait on the sights till i can get an eotech or something like it. id give my left nut for a acog tho
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:12 No.18117506
    I see vz. 58s going for reasonable prices around here still. They don't seem to have been hit with the same gouging that hit the real AK market.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:12 No.18117512
    I'm just so sad it's all over.

    What's next?
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/27/12(Mon)02:13 No.18117515
    Saddening how my only knowledge of firearms is based on vidya gaems (Cod & BF der hurr)
    Though just to add to the conversation, the one gun i want more then anything is either a revolver rifle or a revolver shotgun... And maybe a steyr aug
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)02:14 No.18117526

    "So... Yes?"

    "Ugh, fine! I guess! Gods know I can't trust you to watch out for yourself! Its not like I wanted this, or anything." She glares, looking away, but helps you to your feet.

    Before she can react further, you grab her and force a kiss. She struggles, only for a moment, before grabbing you roughly and pulling you tighter to herself.

    "Idiot." She mumbles.

    "I don't know how I fell for an idiot like you..."

    "My charming good looks and swashbuckling charisma." You grin.


    Two years later, you are neck deep in Administratum paperwork, rushing to get it all completed. Your dinner, left for you, sits cold and untouched.

    "Max!" Esh barges into the room, looking quite ruffled.


    "I'm pregnant!" She bursts in a panic.

    "Hoo-kay, well that was certainly..."

    "Get it out, now!" She points down to your crotch.

    "Hey now, I mean, its great news and I'm happy and all but..."

    "Shut your face, we need to keep doing it to complete the baby."

    Oh now this is just too golden an opportunity to pass up.

    "Fine but first you have to say something."


    "Not quite. Look me in the eyes, flash me some clevage, and tell me to get over there and fuck you."

    "W-what?! I'm not doing that you fiend!"

    "Well, guess I'll just get back to doing this paperwork..." You make a show of picking up the pen and shuffling a few papers around.

    "UGH! FINE!" Esh wings the pillow she was clutching at your head.

    "G-get over here..."

    She blushes as she notices your grin, and you give her the eye that tells her she isn't out of this yet.

    "Oooo....! Get over here and f-fuck me!" She shouts, stomping her foot.
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/27/12(Mon)02:15 No.18117542
    after this I say, LycheriaXChaos orgy, I always felt like She was under-apreciated
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:17 No.18117550


    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)02:17 No.18117555
    I figure if my CompM2 fails AND my Mbus fails then I'm too far fucked for anything to matter.

    I'm thinking about an Interarms 74 or buying a parts kit and the shit to fold my own receiver. Maybe a cheap RomyG kit for an AKM as well.

    I like the VZ58's, very lightweight. Unfortunately, they are pretty expensive now.

    I've fired one of the AUG clones. Pretty nice but pricey
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/27/12(Mon)02:18 No.18117558
    Gotta love that ineficient eldar breeding cycle
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:20 No.18117572
    Have you looked at Dracos?

    They make great project guns, if you can stomach the part about sending $200 to the ATF for the privilege of putting a stock on it.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:21 No.18117575
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    holy hell, that writing.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/27/12(Mon)02:21 No.18117581
    Yet in the LCB stories, LIIVI knocked up Taldeer and she spat out Lofn, suppose the writer tooken some liberties and what not
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)02:22 No.18117589
    No SBR's in Michigan or I'd have already snatched one up. holy fuck do I love me some short AK's. Someday, though.

    Any last things I need to wrap up before this thread 404's? Not much time left now.
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/27/12(Mon)02:22 No.18117590
    *Knocked her up and done the do only once with her (apparently)
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/27/12(Mon)02:24 No.18117600
    Pretaining to endings? I got none.
    Pretaining to bsing around... Pizza orgy
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/27/12(Mon)02:25 No.18117613
    >LIIVI & Taldeer
    >not fucking like rabbits

    I've already said everything I need to, thank you for a wonderful Quest
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:26 No.18117623
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    i cant think of anything else.

    thank you, Papa-N. godspeed, and good luck.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:26 No.18117628

    The very last epilogue should be Hat-chan.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:26 No.18117630
    Doomrider, Eight, and Max cracking the case
    DEldar pilotbro
    Something with Nids
    Or Max and Daemongirls take the kids to hang out with Grandaddy Nurgle, Uncle Doomrider, and Khorne
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:26 No.18117632
    my dad has one of those pretty badass he rigged up a detachable buttstock for his
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:28 No.18117639
    >was going to post the Cirno "get over here and fuck me" picture, but then realized I don't have it anymore
    I swear to god, Papa, you've probably hit on almost every meme /tg/ has ever made or enjoyed. It's truly, astoundingly, impressive.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:28 No.18117640
    Thanks for the quest and the good times man.

    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/27/12(Mon)02:28 No.18117643
    Eh, thats why i said apparently, writer never really elaborated whether they done it more times then they can count.... Or wrote a follow up to the cliff hanger (kinda grind my gears but whatever)
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:29 No.18117657
    rolled 3 = 3

    Thanks for running this quest, Papa-n.
    It was a fun ride, and i'm glad to have participated.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:31 No.18117669
    Just want to say thanks again for running this.
    It's been great.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:31 No.18117671
    This was great. Thanks for running it and I look forward to your future work.

    Good luck with school and your BR and your sisters and junk too.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)02:31 No.18117675
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    Well /tg/, what else can I say other than how much fun this has been? I didn’t expect it to last this long, or to have so many people participate. I’m glad it went the way it did, I don’t think it could have been any better.

    We’ve had quite a ride of ups and downs; trolling and heart attacks, but sadly, like all good things, this too must draw to a close.

    I’ve got two other quests drawn up, and I hope either of them will be half as fun as this was. I may have set the bar high, so I hope I don’t disappoint in the future.

    Regardless, I know that this board will always be as excellent as it has always been and shall forever be. So with this final thread, we draw Heretical Love to a close.

    Until next time, excellen/tg/entlemen. Stay gold.
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    Alright, I'm going to head off to bed, but before I do:
    Closing music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcZhyH-ODd4

    Thank you Papa-N.

    I've been following since the first threads and I must say this has come a long way. I can't really say I've regretted anything (well, other than that whole "Best Fisherman" and rolled ones). It's been an amazing ride and we all appreciate the time you put into this quest; all those late hours and such. I'm glad I can say I've been part of such a quest.

    It was never a serious quest, and many will put it down because of that, but in more ways then one it helped symbolize the Warhammer that /tg/ created; that skewed view with its outlandish characters and fan created cannon. No other quest has ever combined it in such a way that you have.

    Many see this as just fan wank material, but really I think it was a great and outlandish view of Warhammer as we fa/tg/uys see it. It's just so grimdark that makes your contrast so hilarious.

    Again, great job my good sir. I hope that your writing continues to grow in both excellence and wit.

    The Emperor Protects.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:32 No.18117679
    I'd say the others have the right of it. A little Hat-chan to wrap things up would be great. And thanks a lot Papa, these threads have been thoroughly awesome.
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 02/27/12(Mon)02:32 No.18117681
    Not to mention that now Taldeer is dead, the best we can hop for is her coming back as a wraith-seer
    >> Rubbish Soldier 02/27/12(Mon)02:34 No.18117698
    I'm pretty much done though, thank ye Papa for this maginificent questline
    I laughed, I cried, but then I laughed some more, with a bit o rage sprinkled from those oh so many successful troll posts, whatever Quest you come up with next, I'll be sure to follow
    Plus Nod Quest shall begin again either this Tuesday or Wednesday, and if all goes swimmingly, first overtime will commence focusing more on other characters or random stuff that I improv on the spot
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)02:34 No.18117703
    I bristle against the cool of the command bridge of the ship, high upon the perch of Max's head.

    Neither he nor I know what our future holds, where we will go, what there remains to be done.

    Despite the uncertainty, I feel content.

    No matter where I end up, Max will be there, and that is enough.

    I feel him tighten me down on his head.

    "Gentlemen, to the future." He grins, before the ship enters the warp.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:35 No.18117710
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    So long and thanks for all the fish vore.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:36 No.18117713
    rolled 13 = 13

    21 roll salute
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:36 No.18117720
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    I'll miss you, Max.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:37 No.18117728
    Glorious. Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:38 No.18117737
    rolled 14 = 14

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:38 No.18117738
    Shine on you crazy diamond.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:41 No.18117761
    its not like papas leaving i see him on several times a week here
    and i for one would like to think of the end of heretical love as the beginning of greater things
    >> ChosenOfOdin 02/27/12(Mon)02:44 No.18117781
    Frith, Papa. Please update twitter when you make a new quest, i look forward to them all. I was glad i finally got to be in one of these glorious threads.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:45 No.18117790
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    goodnight, papa-n. and goodbye.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)02:47 No.18117811
    Yeah I'm not leaving lol, I've been on /tg/ since it came to be from all of our Warhammer Wednesdays. Just need to break out from the Warhammer universe, at least for a while, to do something fresh and new.

    Will do. I'm still debating which one I want to do first though. It won't start until after the 8th at the earliest I think, but then again I never know. Just going to relax from writefagging for a few weeks probably.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:48 No.18117821
    goodbye heretical love
    oh look its raining...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:52 No.18117865
    Thanks for making /tg/ a better place Papa N
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)02:54 No.18117879
    A better place? Don't know about that, but I'm glad that HLQ was a blast.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)02:56 No.18117895
    well now max is /tg/ canon ive seen him mentioned and guest appearing several times
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)02:57 No.18117903

    Really, guest star lol? I must have missed those threads, any of them archived?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:00 No.18117942
    one right here

    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)03:02 No.18117952
    Oh man, that is golden. I've been meaning to catch up on that quest, probably what I will do with my downtime.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:04 No.18117967
    I know the people in mahou shounen quest want to find a way to fit him in.

    Surprisingly for a quest which started looking like it would be about a guy in a frilly dress it has ended up.... Well pretty much that but awesome while happening
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:06 No.18117978
    yeah its pretty awesome, its no heretical love or swq but its good and on every night
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)03:07 No.18117994
    >guy in a frilly dress
    >this is exactly like my Chinese cartoons
    It looks pretty awesome, and every night? Damn, LG has some stamina
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:10 No.18118009
    i kno right starts at 21:00 and goes on indefinitely
    of course LG is in the philippines ( i think) so thats before noon for him
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:11 No.18118014
    He is on roughly Australian time so he runs it during his daytime.

    And it generally always ends up in overtime
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)03:11 No.18118018
    Impressive, seems like I'll be around for quite a few of them then. I'd better be quick about catching up if he runs it every day.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:15 No.18118042
    rolled 72 = 72

    well ill not keep you papa goodnight
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)03:17 No.18118059

    Night. I've already downed cough syrup to actually be able to fall asleep so I'll lurk until I pass out on my computer desk where my girlfriend will likely find me in the morning.

    Such is insomnia
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:18 No.18118070

    Archives for you
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)03:18 No.18118072
    and by the way that quest actually got me into the hayate no gotaku (?) anime its pretty good
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)03:20 No.18118080
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    >mfw 17 threads

    Whole lotta reading to do I guess
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 02/27/12(Mon)03:21 No.18118094
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    Papa, If anything, I have to say that it's been a pleasure and an honour to have been even a small part of this glorious journey of Heretical Love. I shall down an oiler for you and this, the final overtime...

    The HUEHUEHUE were some of my favorite parts of this entire journey.

    I shall be waiting and watching your twitter in the hopes of a new quest.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)03:24 No.18118108
    I had one while writing tonight, they are pretty damn good.

    The HUE will live on always, for it is my life force

    Expect it in a few weeks, whichever one I decide to go with. I might throw up a brief overview of each and a poll and have people vote. Though MONSTERGIRLS would probably override being possessed by a witch quest.
    >> HUEmarine !UGnRYF8tC2 02/27/12(Mon)03:28 No.18118150
    As the HUE sustains you, I shall willingly fight for it. When the HUE is lacking in a thread I shall roll when uncalled for. If I am around, which, unfortunately is far too little than I'd prefer.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)03:31 No.18118167
    The monstergirl one is going to be pretty HLQ-ish in nature, lots of hue and whatnot.

    witchquest is more serious business but I'll probably toss some hue in somewhere in the threads

    Hope to see you in the next thread, whenever that may be.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/27/12(Mon)03:34 No.18118185
    I feel the sleep overtaking me, it is a good pain

    goodnight /tg/, goodnight HLQ
    >> ChosenOfOdin 02/27/12(Mon)03:39 No.18118216
    i'm voting for the Monster girls right now. Possible Ra'alman crossover?!
    >> ChosenOfOdin 02/27/12(Mon)03:40 No.18118230
    Good Night, Sweet Prince.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)04:10 No.18118409

    The Steyr is a savior man. Ming Xiao went down like a little bitch thanks to that baby.

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