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    90 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Ceci n'est pas une pipe Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)21:12 No.18128273  
    Majaik, elegance, and an angry teaset. We have it all.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    "I don't know how you did it. I don't know how you managed to destroy the ones directly above me. But the flash of silver I saw was proof enough that you did it."
    Perrine says as you and the twins listen.
    "I don't know how you, a crazy gazebo wrecking crossdresing pervert, managed to blow up all those enemy fighters about to shoot us all down."
    She takes a few steps closer.
    "I don't know how you did all of that. But I know you saved all of us. And for that I thank you."
    She leans in and gives you a quick kiss on a cheek, much to the twins' surprise and irritation.

    She runs out of the room.

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:15 No.18128323
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    Just tell the truth, we may have become her hero after saving her from the demonic gazebo.
    Oh an blowing an attacking martian out of the sky.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:16 No.18128329
    Twins jelly we got Frenchie to kiss us before they did.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:17 No.18128337
    We did nothing wrong, we neither seduced her nor anything else. We destroyed a mad gazebo, then we saved her life from martians. No foul play.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)21:17 No.18128341
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    You freeze.
    You didn't expect that one coming for sure.
    On either side of you, the twins' hands clamp around you.

    "Hayate?" Ursula looks to you in confusion
    "Hayate..." Erica looks at you with some anger.

    "Please tell me what, if anything, happened between you and Perrine." The bespectacled one asks.
    "EXPLAIN YOURSELF AT THIS INSTANT!" the fiery one yells

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:18 No.18128350
    "Nope. She was ALL OVER Jakob, though."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:19 No.18128359
    "I had to save her! It was going to eat her alive! Is that so wrong of me? Why?" and queue the PTSD episode.
    (Seconding >>18128323)
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:19 No.18128362
    "She has a crush on Mio and we promised to give her Mio's swimsuit and jacket, which Mio gave me."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:19 No.18128365
    Nothing happened, we showed her Jacob, killed a demonic gazebo and saved her, and many others, from martians. No need to get all worked up ladies, while they are distracted by us explaining ourselves kiss the both of them.

    I don't think there is any need to mention the swimsuit, it isn't important and just won't help.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:21 No.18128378
    rolled 71 = 71

    Adds to the MISUNDERSTANDING POOL though.

    Lets just kiss them
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:24 No.18128422
    "I let her cuddle Jakob and slew the dread gazebo, that's it. But seriously? You guys had me thrown in a tub full of naked softness and you're worried about that?"
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:25 No.18128428
    What's the most constructive way to
    deal with this situation?
    What could possibly clear this up?

    Tried and true...


    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/27/12(Mon)21:26 No.18128442
    rolled 3 = 3

    Totally this
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:27 No.18128448
    think it's an 'anybody but her' situation

    i say we let them know we couldn't stand around and watch them be in mortal danger without acting, and if that gets the Gaul's attention, that is an acceptable price for their well being
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:28 No.18128461
    "I served her tea, had Jakob assist me, and I believe I may have damaged the Castle's gazebo in the process. I will, of course, repair it before the day is through. That's all there was."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:28 No.18128463
    but she was in the tub they threw us in.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:29 No.18128470
    What!? No. We will not resurrect the beast.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:30 No.18128486
    Man up, little boy! Man up, or we'll get Patton to Patton Slap some goddamned spine into you! What kind of excuse is PTSD for a butler?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)21:31 No.18128491
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    In your mind you are running around a track. The hurdles fast approaching.

    "Well, I made her some tea to apologize."
    -first hurdle passed-
    "And then we talked about swimsuits."
    -you stumble-
    "Then she attacked me, and pushed me down on the ground."
    -you fall hard.-
    "And then Jakob came, and I threw it at him."
    -you unsteadily get back on your feet and continue running-
    "So then I offered to give her the swimsuit i was wearing."
    -you fall again-
    "and then the gazebo attacked."
    -dazed you begin to run out of course.-

    "No. Stop. You're no making any sense." Erica says, Ursala nodding in agreement.

    "Hayate" The feiry one asks you. "you did it again didnt you?"

    [ ]yes
    [ ]no
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:32 No.18128500
    >[✓] it?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:32 No.18128501
    Yes, That's it exactly Oujo-Sama.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:32 No.18128504
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:33 No.18128507
    What did we do again, I do not know, we engaged in no improprieties with Perrine, nothing that goes outside of the bounds of proper gentlemanly behavior. We made her tea, killed a gazebo and blew up martians.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:33 No.18128511
    "What? Killed a gazebo? I don't recall killing any of those vile creatures around you..."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:33 No.18128512
    Umm did what? My head is a bit fuzzy from collapsing after that battle still
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:33 No.18128519
    If by 'it' you mean her and by 'again' you mean 'haven't willingly laid my hands on anyone beside you two the entire time I've been here' then the answer is:
    [x] yes
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:34 No.18128529
    SO. It has come to *this*.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:35 No.18128533
    [ ]yes
    dive dive dive
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:35 No.18128544
    Oh all the people who haven't read the gloriousness that is Hayata no Gotoku, you are oh so very obvious in your responses when these situations occur.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:36 No.18128549
    xkcd has never been funny.

    Either one of these.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:38 No.18128563
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    funny is in the eye of the beholder i suppose. that being said, >pic
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:42 No.18128607
    "It? If by 'it' you mean recklessly expended all of my majaik, then yes, mistress, and I must apologize for my selfish actions."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:42 No.18128608
    Pretty judging by the situation, this is a reference to the manga
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:43 No.18128614
    No sorry it is objectively terrible and anyone who disagrees needs to get their sense of humor fixed because they are simply wrong.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:44 No.18128619
    >humor is objective
    You're a tool.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:45 No.18128630
    looks like you should get your sarcasm detector checked while you are at it there sport
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:46 No.18128640
    did again what?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)21:46 No.18128646
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    "Yes, That's it exactly milady." you say as sweat drops form.
    "Why do you keep getting into these situations?"
    exasperated, she asks.
    "I am a magnet for misunderstanding." you explain with an awkward smile.

    They lean in and kiss you on each cheek.
    "I think we may have to keep you well guarded while we're here." Erica states.
    "Indeed." Ursula adds.

    The three of you sit in comfortable silence.


    The sun begins to set outside.
    You are still in bed, the twins cuddled up on either side of you.
    All is right in the world.

    A knock.

    Sakamoto walks in.
    "Hey, the guys down at the hangars are throwing together a post-battle barbecue, and you were chosen as the guest of honor."

    "You should get over there and mingle a bit. let everyone see 'the guy that killed an alium with a lightpole'."

    "Well, im headed back there." she turns to leave. "All that booze isnt gonna drink itself"

    [ ]go
    [ ]dont go
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:47 No.18128661
    [x] ask the twins
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:47 No.18128665

    Cannot pass up the opportunity to see Drunkamoto in action.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:48 No.18128669
    [x] go
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:48 No.18128670
    Mate, sarcasm through text, and especially on 4chan where aspies who actually believe in things like objective humor reside, doesn't work. Ever.
    >[✓] go
    But bring the twins. Haven't gotten to spend enough time with them the past few days. After all, they've been so busy.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/27/12(Mon)21:48 No.18128672
    rolled 53 = 53

    Let's [x]go, an Angel on each arm.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:49 No.18128680
    Go, take the twins, but we can't miss a barbeque in our honor. We killed shit with a lightpole and a bicycle, lets get our party on.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:49 No.18128682
    "Well ladies, should we make an appearance, or...stay in bed?"
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:49 No.18128686
    It would be rude to not at least show our face there for a bit.
    Slip out from between the twins, cover them up, leave a note detailing where we're going, and then go down to the BBQ.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:50 No.18128693
    works fine on the non-autists and I get my jollies whether they catch on or not.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:51 No.18128714
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    Cuddle with them for five minutes, leave Jackob to tell them where and when you left, then booze!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:52 No.18128720
    Can you both just shut the fuck up already?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)21:54 No.18128750
    Go bring the twins and the sake.

    Enjoy ourselves
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)21:56 No.18128776
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    The twins look up at you, waiting for your decision.
    "Sooo ladies... Wanna go?"

    You arrive at the hangars to find a party in full swing.
    A series of large grills supplied endless mountains of meat to the tables scattered inside and outside the hangar.

    Mechanics sat around joking, witches walked around mingling, MPs stood around watching.

    On a bed of a truck being used as an impromptu stage, a group of base personnel are singing.

    You walk in with a girl in either hand.
    Abrupt silence. It was as if someone pulled the plug on a jukebox.

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:00 No.18128811
    Put on some aviator sunglasses and grin
    "You are all smalltime."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:00 No.18128812
    "So, did I make ace?"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/27/12(Mon)22:00 No.18128815
    rolled 2 = 2

    "What're you all looking at? Is this a victory party, or what?"
    >> Alpharius 02/27/12(Mon)22:01 No.18128826
    rolled 74 = 74

    "Gentlemen, ladies. At your service."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:01 No.18128827
    "Holy shit I haven't eaten in a day and a half"
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:01 No.18128828
    rolled 39 = 39

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:02 No.18128836
    This! (Longer, actually)
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:02 No.18128841
    "Umm.. hi guys... good work out there." Resist birthday party PTSD.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:02 No.18128842
    Grin, kiss both of them. Bow to the crowd and say "Yes, I did kill an allium with a Lamppost and I haven't eaten in more than a day."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:03 No.18128843
    This, we were told there was a party and we expected to turn up to one
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:03 No.18128849
    "So, this is a victory party, correct? Would someone direct me to the alcohol? I believe I have a lamppost and bicycle to toast."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:03 No.18128850
    "Good evening, everyone. Uhhh...How does the evening find you?"

    Being the center of attention for such a large crowd seems outside of Hayate's experience.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:05 No.18128866
    Hayate is actually very good at introductions and crowd speaking due to the many job interviews he's been through.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:05 No.18128868
    Im going for this too.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:05 No.18128870
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    No. I can't handle LGs sad flashbacks
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:06 No.18128878
    "Fuck Mars and it's red sand!'
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:07 No.18128888
    I think we can call that 2 Endurance pretty solid now.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:07 No.18128896

    Combination of these
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:09 No.18128912
    I like this
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:11 No.18128943
    This seems appropriate, the combination works well.
    "Is this a party or what? Now wheres the food, I haven't eaten for several days."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)22:21 No.18129077
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    You look around at the people staring at you.
    "Is this a party or what? Now wheres the food, I haven't eaten for several days."
    The music starts playing again.

    A mechanic comes up to you and shakes your hand.
    "Hey man, that blue stuff helped our guys out a lot. We appreciate it." he says.
    "No. It's no problem." you smile as you reply.
    He leads you to the food and makes his way back into the party.

    You grab a plate and get a steak and some salad.
    Ursula gets salad and some chicken.
    Erica piles her plate with fries, jsut fries.
    "What's with you and potatoes?" you ask her.
    "I just like em." she says through a mouthful of potatoes.

    The three of you look for a place to sit.

    In one table, the guys that fly the blackwidow sit with MEEYAFOOGEE and Samakoto.
    In another, Minna, Trude and Lynnette, with them is a witch wearing a hat and large 'equipment' you've never seen before.

    At another sits Perrinne, talking to another unfamiliar witch.

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:23 No.18129093
    Let's... Avoid Perrinne for now. For the twins' sake.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:23 No.18129094
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    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:23 No.18129100
    Sit with Perrine, troll twins.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:24 No.18129111
    [x] Troll the French one
    "Well this party's going swimmingly, certainly suits the character of the base, wouldn't you say Perrine?"
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:24 No.18129112
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    >this late at night.
    well, looks like im not sleeping again.

    Did you guys do that BIKE DOGFIGHTING we were discussing?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:24 No.18129113
    Minna, Trude, Lynnette and new witch.

    Gotta avoid Perrinne for now and eat some food and get some strength back before dealing with the Gnomes.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:25 No.18129114
    Sit with the gnomes MEEYAFOOJEE and Sakamoto
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:25 No.18129122
    >In another, Minna, Trude and Lynnette, with them is a witch wearing a hat and large 'equipment' you've never seen before.
    We must make contact with SOFTNESS III.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:25 No.18129123
    >MC Pilot
    >not sitting with Minna by this point

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:25 No.18129124
    Let's sit with the guys.

    And we're not MC NGAF, so don't troll Perrine intentionally.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:26 No.18129132
    Every night bro.

    Also no, but we threw a bike and a lamppost at one before we started flying around. We just used timestop to roflstomp the aliums without dogfighting.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:26 No.18129133
    We peasant railgunned the bike and a lampost into an alium.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:26 No.18129136
    With blackwidow guys, Sakomoto, and MEEYAFOOGEE,

    Thank them for what they've done for you. And show Sakomoto the pictures when/if they go off for a bit.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:26 No.18129139
    >implying implications

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:26 No.18129142
    Second table, unknown hat witch, we'll hang out with blackwidow guys later.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)22:28 No.18129159
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    Actually, what Hayate did was use a giant spoon like an atlatl
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:28 No.18129165
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    i was just passing through and saw a call for aid.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:28 No.18129166
    No but we wrecked a tonne of Martian shit and used the bike and a lamppost to bring down one of the ships
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:29 No.18129167
    Minna's table. We'll probably being seeing a lot more of Trude than any of the rest of them after this arc, plus new SOFTNESS
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:29 No.18129179
    Nah, all of our kills were ground to air (4.5, if you were wondering). We DID use timestop highly effectively, however.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:32 No.18129196
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    HMS Elder Softness?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:35 No.18129210
    I hope they do get the chance to drop by though, they make for a fun change.

    Not to mention I still want to see Sakura and Luchinni together and Perrinne and Keima in goddess mode
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:37 No.18129233

    We really do need to introduce Sakura to her.

    And then give them caffeine.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:39 No.18129242
    >giving caffeine to the Zucchini
    >Implying that won't just make her have a sleeping schedule like a normal person
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:42 No.18129273
    This won't be normal coffee, we will get Kruas to majaik up some 99% caffeine sweet coffee and watch them obliterate everything
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:46 No.18129312
    Late for the theard.

    But lets go with
    >Minna, Trude, Lynnette and new witch.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:46 No.18129317
    >99% caffeine
    Starting with their hearts?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:52 No.18129387
    No that would be the end.

    I doubt it would really have any noticeable effect though since they are both already as hyperactive as kids who have drunk espresso
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:58 No.18129444
    Looks like LG got promoted for browsing tg at work
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)22:58 No.18129446
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    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)22:59 No.18129470
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    You and the twins head to the table Minna's in.
    as you sit down, the new witch says,
    "So, this is the guy that blasted that large alien carrier?"
    "Yes ma'am," you tell her, eyes quickly darting down for a visual inventory "I just did what i had to do."

    'SOFTNESS 3 AHOY!' an imaginary lookout in an imaginary crow's nest calls out.
    'FULL SPEED AHEAD! BLOOD AND HONOUR!' you yell as you wear your imaginary captains hat on the deck of your imaginary galleon
    'VICTORY AT SEA!' your imaginary crew replies.

    "Impressive." she says.
    Minna makes the introductions.
    "This is Sergeant Wilma Bishop, she flew in with the rest of the Isle of Wight Detachment Group to assist us with clean up"

    "Nice to meet you miss Bishop," you say as you extend your hand. "Thank you for your assistance earlier."

    "Oh, not at all. Me and the girls were already in the air for patrol, so we all just flew as fast here as we could when the alarm went out. We wish we could have been here earlier." she replies.

    "YOur last name is also Bishop?" you ask her, "Any relation to Lynnette over here?"
    "Yeah. We're sisters."

    On your imaginary galleon a hundred imaginary voices yell out 'FUCCCCCCCK YEAH!'

    [ ]fire the torpedoes
    [ ]prepare boarding party
    [ ]trim the sails

    >fucking captcha y u no accept
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:00 No.18129471
    Bah. This is nothing. You should wait on Planefag every now and then. One post by him, and then 150 posts before he finishes writing up the next piece.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:01 No.18129490
    rolled 3 = 3

    >[x ]prepare boarding party
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:01 No.18129494
    [x] Trim the sails
    That's more to do with how popular the quest is than anything else.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:01 No.18129498
    >[✓] trim the sails
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:02 No.18129506
    Prepare the boarding party!

    All hands stand ready!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:02 No.18129508

    I think
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:03 No.18129514
    Trim the sails, I hope?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:03 No.18129518
    >shirou censor image

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:03 No.18129521
    Would it be cool if I used the setting you have going here for an RP-type thing on a forum I'm on? Not the characters or anything, just Bureau/Academy and the devices stuff.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:03 No.18129525

    Trim the sails, we want smooth sailing for now.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:03 No.18129527
    Whichever one gets us the best odds of more SOFTNESS and/or SISTERS THEY WERE
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:04 No.18129532
    [x] Prepare boarding party
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:04 No.18129535
    [x]trim the sails
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:04 No.18129536

    Just for clarification, this was indeed directed at Landing Gear.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:04 No.18129544
    >doesn't use handy google reverse image search link in 4chanX
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:05 No.18129547
    Trim the sails.
    We're a gentleman here.
    That, and Erica and Ursula are right here.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:06 No.18129564
    Prepare boarding party
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:06 No.18129566
    No it's just a fucking Shirou continuation
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:06 No.18129569

    seconding i'd rather survive this holiday.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:07 No.18129576
    Being a gentleman is all good but there is softness to be had.

    Also we aren't in an exclusive relationship with them yet so we can have a little more fun before going all serious
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:07 No.18129579
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    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:09 No.18129589
    [X]prepare boarding party
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)23:12 No.18129631
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    You begin to chat her up in earnest, talking about her own squadron and random stuff.
    Erica and Ursula, wary of the attention you're paying to this newcomer, nod to each other.
    "...oh? And does that also me--YOWCH!" two feet slam down hard on yours.
    Wilma notices this and sees the look on the twins on either side of you.

    She smirks.
    "Don't worry girls,"She addresses them. "He's too young for my liking."

    'SIR SHE'S PULLING AWAY!' Your imaginary first mate tells you.
    'Can we catch up to her?' you ask him as you check some imaginary charts.
    'NO SIR! The Bismark and the Tirpitz are blocking all routes.' he replies.
    'Very well. All hands at ease. We cease pursuit for now.'

    You look down at your twins.
    They don't seem too happy with you.

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)23:13 No.18129642
    GO ahead.
    Spread the crazy

    And if you manage to develop the setting further, id appreciate the feedback
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:14 No.18129648
    Eat as much and as quickly as is polite. We need nourishment to keep up with the schedule we have for ourselves. We probably have another couple of hours of party, then who knows how much screwing with the Hartmann's.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:14 No.18129651
    Ask them for a real tour around the base. The night air, the stars, it will be really nice. We haven't gotten to spend enough time with them this trip, between them being busy and us being unconscious... twice...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:15 No.18129667
    Ask them after the party with the eating, socializing yada yada whether they could give you a very personal tour of the base, the stars, their secret corners and hideaways all that. This ought to get us in their good graces. Make some level of public displays of affection as well.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:17 No.18129683
    Disregard soft, acquire food.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:17 No.18129684

    Genuine confusion.

    Were they jealous or something? Did that look like something other than polite conversation?

    Scared and confused.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:17 No.18129689
    'Prepare boarding actions against the Bizmark and Tirpiz. Bring main gun to bear'

    Perhaps a dance with Ursela?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:19 No.18129709
    Chat up with Minna and Trude about Erica. We've seen small part of what Ursula does on this side. But wondering what Erica did here from well a third party as it were.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:19 No.18129711
    They be jellin.
    Thier "boyfriend" is "flirting" with a woman he just met, right after the base's stuck up bitch kissed him in the infirmary.
    Yeah, they be jellin
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:20 No.18129729
    >Hayate discovers his delicious German disciplinarian is a huge slob

    I like it.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:20 No.18129733
    Apologize for neglecting them so much. Ask about their daily life here at Castle Barin. Try to rope Trude and Minna into the conversation, to get a third-party's view on Erica and Ursula.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:22 No.18129756
    Ask what was wrong, say we were just happy to meet someone we could talk to in this dimension who did not immediately try to molest, attack or.force us to cross dress
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:23 No.18129767
    Arrr, the sea be a cruel mistress. Give the blockading vessels a reassurin' grope on their lower decks.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)23:30 No.18129831
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    Deciding to placate your girls, you give them each a quick kiss on the forehead.
    This makes Ursula blush, and Erica grin.
    "You know I was just talking to her, I've already got you two." you whisper to them.
    They hold you tighter.

    "So girls," you now say louder. "What was your daily life here in the castle like?"
    "oh, normal stuff. Meetings, drills, patrol, fights. boring stuff." Erica replies.

    "if only you could take time away from taht 'boring stuff' to clean your side of the room." Trude says from across the table.
    This raises your interest.
    "Oh? She was a messy roommate?" you ask Trude.

    "Messy doesnt begin to explain it." she answers with an exasperated laugh. "They say it took the base's custodians a week to haul the trash out of our room when we left for the Bureau."

    Erica just laughs at this, but you see a quick look of embarrassment flash over her face.
    You decide to not push things further.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:31 No.18129842
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:31 No.18129849
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:32 No.18129858
    >not push things further
    Hold up. I say we push a little more.

    Shit eating grin and all.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:32 No.18129862

    i'll second this.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:32 No.18129863
    >imaginary galleon
    >sailing the seas for love

    I like this, i like this a lot
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:34 No.18129888
    Come on we're big damn heroes.

    Push a little bit. Not too much so as to be ungentlemanly, but we are innocently curious.

    Be ready to change subject at first sign of anger.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:34 No.18129891
    >You decide to not push things further.
    A wise decision. Don't push on this issue.

    "So, just work and no play? What did you do for entertainment? I doubt that the aircrew over there were as gracious as me when it comes to being made to wear dresses."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:38 No.18129940
    Push on this slightly, later on. For now, just raise an eyebrow followed by a smile. We can even let Ursula bring up a memory or two possibly and maybe get some home life story.

    But for now, after our smile, we cover for her and change the topic.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/27/12(Mon)23:40 No.18129964
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    You decide to not push things further... until Ursula gives you a very small nod.
    You go on.

    "Messy huh?" you address Erica in a low whisper, "And now i think i know why we don't spend much time in your room."
    "N-no, I-i'm not messy." she answers flustered "I-i just have a lot of stuff. A-and I don't have anywhere to put most of them"
    She tries to push you away. You respond by leaning in and giving her a raspberry on the back of her neck.

    That done, you turn to Minna.
    "Miss Minna, do you get these sleeper attacks often?"

    "No. The last one was about a month ago over the Panama Canal. That force was about as large as this one." she answers.
    "They hide the carriers under the sea, and wait there. I guess contact with their main command broke off when we routed the motherships, so they can't make any organized sortie."

    You continue the conversation and eating a few more minutes until the sisters and Trude excuse themselves.

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:42 No.18129980
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:44 No.18129994
    Softness II?

    Softness II.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:44 No.18130002
    >Erica flustered

    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:46 No.18130019
    Let's get over to the aircrew. We showed them that we're not just a pretty-boy dandy; we're a tea-lasering time-stopping stomper of Martian ass.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:47 No.18130027
    Hahaha, yes.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:47 No.18130031
    Scan for the Hound of Gaul. We can't let her get the drop on us.

    Seek out the nearest SOFTNESS.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:47 No.18130032
    Tell them about the prank war with the Gnomes we started before the Martian Attack.

    Ask where we can acquire lawn gnomes to retaliate, if need be, with all due speed.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:47 No.18130037
    More food. We are making up for a serious calorie debt. Continuing making smalltalk with Minna as we do so.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:48 No.18130040
    Hey guys, we have been here for several days already. We get only five days vacation. Since we still need to get back home to our own dimension, should we start planning on leaving?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:48 No.18130050
    [x] talk to gnomes

    get some man-time in this sea of witches
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:49 No.18130054
    Lets talk to the Blackwidow fliers, MEEYAFOOGEE, and samakoto. We've probably proven ourselves to the flyboys. If they decide to continue the prank war we'll escalate as well. And grab more food.

    This should probably be our last night here though. At the end of the night, have "the Talk" with the Hartmanns, hit up our home dimension and grab our bicycle.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:49 No.18130058
    Yes, we should.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:49 No.18130062
    Indeed. Weigh anchor and set a course for HMS Softness II. Keep the crow's nest looking for the Softness I, she's out there somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:50 No.18130072
    we need a day at most in our home dimension.
    In then OUT. We just getting bike-kun.

    And maybe a date with the girls
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:51 No.18130082
    Or we could fool around with a bunch of witches and then have the talk when we get back.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:51 No.18130085
    SOFTNESS II just left with ELDER SOFTNESS.

    We have yet to sight SOFTNESS I or WASHBOARD.

    I think.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:52 No.18130090
    We cant jump straight to our home dimension. we need to port back to the bureau.

    Here's what i think should happen:
    SEXINGS [optional?]
    get organized [optional]
    get bike-kun
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:52 No.18130093
    Date with the girls should take place in a completely different city, on the other side of Japan.
    The Yakuza are not at all a monolithic organization. If we're in a rival gumi's territory, the Yakuza gumi that Hayate has the debt to will be unlikely to make a move.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:53 No.18130095
    No that was the twins, Lynette is still around.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/12(Mon)23:59 No.18130146
    nah that was the SOFTNESS2 and 3.
    the twins wont just leave us in a minefield of witches.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:06 No.18130215
    oh oops I can't read today.

    Talk to the gnomes then.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)00:09 No.18130236
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    You offer to get your dates some drinks and rise from the table.
    On the way to the buffet you stop by the table taht Mio is currently at.

    Mio and the pilot of the p61 are having a drinking contest.
    Theyre downing shot after shot of what you assume to be vodka. Both of them seem to be well inebriated by now.

    Sean turns to you, "hey man. Thanks for the assist earlier. I don't know what that thing you did was, but you helped us a lot." then he leans in to whisper. "If that picture ever makes it out and around i will skin you and wear you like a kilt."
    You can only reply nervously.

    The pilot finally notices you in between downing vodka and grabbing ribs off a plate.
    "HWAIT UP!" he tell mio
    "AHM Gonna haff to taalk to dis guy."

    "Hey! Hyou!" he says as he usnteadily gets up on his feet. "Youre aaaalrayt man. Dat MAgiiiik shit youu pulled saabed our ASSSES out there."
    he then hands you one of the glasses of vodka.
    "Heere, HAFF A DREENK on me."
    He returns to the table to continue the match with Mio.
    he goes on unintelligibly.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:09 No.18130237
    This. Spend as little time at home as possible to avoid being grabbed. Just get the bike and get out!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:11 No.18130258
    Drink it, find a drink for the girls.
    >> Will 02/28/12(Tue)00:12 No.18130267
    Mother of god.
    The universe makes sense now.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:12 No.18130270

    old man henderson?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:13 No.18130275
    rolled 19 = 19

    now i'm wondering what our alcohol tolerance is like
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)00:14 No.18130283
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    You slip the glass of vodka to a passing mechanic and continue on.

    After getting drinks you make your way back to your table to find that the girls are now alone, Minna having gone off to keep Mio and the pilot from causing too much damage.

    You sit down with them.
    "Hey, What do you want to do next?" they ask you

    [ ]tour
    [ ]THE TALK
    [ ]OTHER
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:14 No.18130287
    Well, bottom's up!
    Drink it, and I don't think we've been properly introduced to Ian.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:14 No.18130291
    tour and when we get somewhere isolated give them THE TALK!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:15 No.18130295
    the tour, then the talk once we're somewhere private and starry
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:16 No.18130298
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:16 No.18130299

    the talk.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:16 No.18130300

    When we get to a nice place with a view of the Channel, then The Talk.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:16 No.18130314
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:19 No.18130340
    Huh. That consensus was fast.

    That can't be right.
    Maybe we're making a mistake, then?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:21 No.18130356
    your paranoia makes the DM harder!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:23 No.18130375
    Who cares? If it ends horribly, then it will only be another chapter in Hayate's sad life thus far.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:26 No.18130409
    Refresh my memory, is this the 'I want to take this twin thing to the next level and be all exclusive like' talk or the 'you are only the first two rungs in my bitchladder to the heavens' talk?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:27 No.18130413
    Yep. Just one more PTSD episode. That's all.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:28 No.18130423
    This is the "You're the only hot German blonde threesome I'll ever need" talk.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:28 No.18130430

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:28 No.18130432
    "I want to make this relationship a more serious one."
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:29 No.18130439
    Heh, just kidding, this is the "Let's make this relationship a real one, be exclusive." talk. We're not proposing to them or anything, just suggesting we try going steady for a while.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:30 No.18130444
    fuckit. skip the talk
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:30 No.18130448
    but but

    but the multiverse full of bitches!

    are we going to throw all of that away and settle for a pair of identical german angel twins?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:31 No.18130464
    For now, yeah. We're not going to try to juggle too many chainsaws until we get a little better at juggling. Don't worry, we'll keep them all revved on the side and grab them once we are.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:33 No.18130482
    ooh! i know, ask them how they feel!

    they mad about Perrine and Wilma? WHY. what do they EXPECT us to behave like. no mind reading expectations can be tolerated
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:34 No.18130489
    It gives us more time to focus on Butlery and unfucking our majaick reserves and team combat I guess, which is something we could use a little more of.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:34 No.18130497
    And get us prepared for when future us goes back in time to date Keima.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:35 No.18130499
    Before we leave this dimension we need to get some gnomes dressed up like THE gnomes and put them in their positions in the P61.

    Just as a goodbye gift
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:35 No.18130500
    Identical, svelte, blonde german twins is a pretty tall order. One we got right out the gate. I say we take this gift and embrace it wholeheartedly. I mean, poor Hayate getting a steady diet of poon would do wonders for the poor man. And the twins are a pretty awesome choice, I would say.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/28/12(Tue)00:35 No.18130501
    rolled 23 = 23

    Let me think. Yes.

    Once we effectively dropped the fake name, it was less about the harem, more about the TWINS THEY WERE
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:36 No.18130515
    What about the TITS man! Have you forgotten about BREASTS?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:36 No.18130518
    No we are still all for the harem, just we have our angels there forever and the harem as friends with benefits
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:36 No.18130522
    Don't forget back in time with Keima, though. LG has clearly hinted at the fact that past us goes back in time and starts dating Keima in secret right now. It's inevitable.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)00:36 No.18130525
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    "well, since the tour that Lucchinni gave me was basic at most. I was wondering if you two could give me a personal tour around the castle."
    "okay." they reply
    And the three of you excuse yourselves from the party.

    After a quick tour of the general areas of the castle Erica hauls you three up the rooms.
    She opens a door saying, "This is Minna's room. I just need to get something real quick"
    She opens a drawer beside the bed, pulls out a gun and puts it aside, she then reaches in again, and pulls out a box of belgian chocolates.
    "Hah. SCORE!" she says as she gets a few pieces from within.
    She places the box and gun back into the drawer and you move again.

    At a random corridor, Ursula stops by a suit of armor. "i wanted to show you this." she tells you as she reaches behind it.
    A section of the wall to beside the armor opens up revealing a dark tunnel. Ursula flips a switch and lights turn on as she guides you inside.

    You come out of the tunnel somewhere in the garden. And the three of you walk on.
    As you pass the gazebo you see that it has been destroyed by debris from a crashed alien fighter.
    'SERVES YOU RIGHT.' you tell yourself.

    The hours pass in the pleasant company of your twins. The tour comes to at end at the edge of the long runway jutting out over the sea.

    The three of you sit there, and look out over the water.

    You think if this would be the right time t do this.
    [ ]THE TALK
    [ ]DONT TALK
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:37 No.18130530
    >past us
    I meant 'future us.'
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:37 No.18130532
    If not a harem we at least gotta be gettin some on the side from some transdimensional tail.

    With the understanding of the twins ofc.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:38 No.18130536
    >[✓] THE TALK
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:39 No.18130555
    >ask them how they feel!

    >hey mad about Perrine and Wilma? WHY. what do they EXPECT us to behave like.

    >no mind reading expectations can be tolerated!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:39 No.18130559
    The Talk

    but with reservations as to permanence. More of a 'how about we give something more serious a try' than 'FOREVER AND EVER ONLY YOU MAI WAIFUS'
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:40 No.18130570
    ...because they're jealous. They're not mad AT us, they're trying to keep us for themselves. Are you that dense? They really care about us and don't want to risk someone taking us away from the.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:40 No.18130577

    You two are the only hot blonde german twins I need in my life. You come first and foremost to all others. We might see if we can leave side options open, with and only with permission from those two.

    It's not a confession of marriage or eternal staying together, but we want it to become more serious than it currently is.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:40 No.18130579
    Agreed. More 'going steady,' less 'I THINK YOU ARE MY SOULMATES.'
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:41 No.18130583
    i want them to say it. assumptions lead to future misunderstandings
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/28/12(Tue)00:43 No.18130610
    rolled 74 = 74

    I certainly don't mean no harem ever. More that it's on the back burner. It's gonna take some work to convince the Twins, I'm quite sure. They're the best thing to happen to us, we don't want to fuck this up.

    Keima was NEVER off the docket, mate.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:43 No.18130617

    <The Talk.

    And it should be awkward and terrible.

    How we were going to be casual, and then Ursula got involved and how their jealus about other women and we're t the next level in all but name and the mental break-downs, freaking out and pushing ourselves too hard on the runway because they were in danger...

    At the end EVERYONE should be confused as to what we're trying to say.

    Even us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)00:43 No.18130618
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    But.. Waifus are never permanent.
    You add some more, or forget the old ones as the anime seasons roll around.

    Except if theyre traps. If theyre traps theyre there to stay.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:44 No.18130624
    [x] THE TALK

    But tone it down from "I love you two and only you two" to "Hey, I don't know where this is going, but would you two follow me to see where it leads?".

    We're not proposing eternal love yet, just exploring if this relationship has more going for it than our tea and hot sexings.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:45 No.18130639
    >saved for next WHO DO YOU SEE roll
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/28/12(Tue)00:45 No.18130640
    I like this. May not be perfect, but it's pretty good.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:46 No.18130655

    >And it should be awkward and terrible.

    We're smooth and solid for absolutely everything other than personal issues.

    Sounds like us.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:47 No.18130668

    Mix these.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:50 No.18130707
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:52 No.18130725
    And then Shirou'd
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)00:55 No.18130755
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    >[x] THE TALK

    You put your arms around the girls as you look out into the open waters.
    They lean in closer.

    "Ursula, Erica. I've never been happier in my entire life. These past few days with you two have been amazing and almost dreamlike."
    They look up at you, and listen attentively to your every word.
    "I've been thinking about this for quite some time now."
    "Ursula, I think you know that me and Erica have this 'open relationship' agreement. Well, now I know that I don't want that anymore."

    "Erica, I know this might all be too fast for you. But i'm willing to take a risk. I only ask you to do the same."

    "Erica, Ursula." you look them straight in the eyes. "I want to make this official. I want to make us official. Will you two be my girlfriends?"

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/28/12(Tue)00:55 No.18130760
    As he tunnels out of a chocolate, via the Elemental Plane of Fuuudge?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:56 No.18130768
    rolled 69 = 69

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:56 No.18130771
    rolled 74 = 74

    Part of me wants this to fail.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:57 No.18130777
    rolled 95 = 95

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:57 No.18130778
    rolled 69 = 69

    Time to get that nat 1 I've always wanted.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:57 No.18130779
    rolled 22 = 22

    I'm praying for a 1, how fucked up is that
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:57 No.18130780
    Oh god, /tg/ dice.

    I don't even trust myself.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:57 No.18130783
    rolled 82 = 82


    Here we go.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:57 No.18130784
    rolled 94 = 94

    Here goes!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:57 No.18130785
    Hey guys, I've been thinking about some stuff, and wanted to run a few things past you guys, both fellow players and LG.

    Possible battlefield technique: SHELL GAME.

    Summon several saucers and cups big enough to shelter people. Put cups on saucers upside down to create a closed container. Shuffle them around. This will allow us to hide more vulnerable people we might have to work with, Such as Kemia and Lily.

    We could also time stop, scoot theirs away and replace it with another we spawn, thus making our opponents think there's a viable target when there isn't.

    Also we should talk to Mike about our past when we get back, but before we go to rescue our bike. Maybe not EVERY detail, but I think he's earned our trust.

    Other thing we need to talk about is the actual trip home. There were good, solid points for both bringing the team with us and only bringing the twins. Eventually a semi-consensus was reached in that we would invite people but make it their choice entirely, since as some pointed out "Having more people good in a mundane fight (such as Gai) reduces the odds of having to use magic, and consequently get us in trouble". Just wanted to make sure we were still cool with that course of action.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:58 No.18130790
    We did really well. Two 69s!
    >> Will 02/28/12(Tue)00:58 No.18130793
    >that roll
    I know where this is going...
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:58 No.18130795
    almighty dice gods please accept my soul for our rolls to not suck.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:58 No.18130798
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:59 No.18130802
    Fine rolling gents. Please hold your dice now.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:59 No.18130805
    At least it would only be a cockblock.

    Imagine getting Archer'd.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)00:59 No.18130807

    >High rolls.
    >Two 69s.

    I think even the dreaded /tg/ dice are taking pity on Hayate after his life of woe.

    Though I have to wonder, what would 100 have done?
    >> ............................................. Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)01:00 No.18130808
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    Night of the third day.
    I continue my carving. Always carving.

    I am carving an amulet of fudge.
    It shines with gems of candy.
    It depicts a rabbit. It depicts two birds.
    The birds are flying around the rabbit.
    It cracks in my hands.
    It falls to the floor.

    I carve anew. Carving, always carving
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:00 No.18130811

    I like it.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:01 No.18130813
    100 would have been, "Oh, Hayate... You can be with anyone you want as long as you keep us too..." Then they both swoon.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:01 No.18130815
    Sex then and there.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:01 No.18130822
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:01 No.18130823
    rolled 55 = 55

    >Imagine getting Archer'd.

    Imagine getting Henderson'd
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:01 No.18130824
    ...we must roll more
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:02 No.18130832
    Dude, cut out the rolling. We've gotten some really good rolls. At this point, we only really stand to lose.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:03 No.18130839
    rabbit = hayate
    two birds = the twins
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:03 No.18130840
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    >It depicts a rabbit. It depicts two birds.
    >The birds are flying around the rabbit.
    >It cracks in my hands.
    >It falls to the floor.

    .....that...sounds bad.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:03 No.18130841
    ... God damnit, I just realized what's going to happen.

    Shirou is going to dig far enough that he can start cockblocking us again.

    No escaping the Shirou web.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:03 No.18130847
    Somewhat related, somewhat unrelated comment:
    A few threads ago, LG mentioned that White Day (3/14) was coming up.

    A little more than a month after that is our Angel's birthday (4/19).

    Other important friends and teammates:
    Sakura: 4/1
    Keima: 6/6
    Gai: ??/?? (depends on which Rider he is, I guess)
    Amazoness: ??/??
    Jun and/or Shinku: ??/??
    Hayate: 11/11
    Madoka: 10/3
    Nanoha: 3/15

    Just something for us and/or LG to think about.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:04 No.18130848
    random picking from first 12? averaging first 5? taking the mean of every other prime number?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:04 No.18130851


    That is fucking AWESOME.

    >Tell Mike.

    Not sure we should do it before or after the bike-chan mission, but agreed in spirit.

    >Other thing we need to talk about is the actual trip home. There were good, solid points for both bringing the team with us and only bringing the twins. Eventually a semi-consensus was reached in that we would invite people but make it their choice entirely, since as some pointed out "Having more people good in a mundane fight (such as Gai) reduces the odds of having to use magic, and consequently get us in trouble". Just wanted to make sure we were still cool with that course of action.

    I think the consensus was that if we went that route we'd say something along the lines of "Going home to get some stuff, might be trouble. Want in?"

    Personally, I think that if we bring other people besides the twins, it should be Gai plus maybe one other like maybe Kemia. They'll keep their shit together, might actually contribute in a fight, won't be nearly as out of their depth as the Twins, and is still a small enough number to keep a low profile.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:04 No.18130853
    The Cockblock Train has no brakes
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:05 No.18130858
    Well, I was referring to a cockblock by either sword rain or by GAR so potent as to get all the bitches.

    Getting Henderson'd would require Hastur showing up.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:05 No.18130859
    That sounds really bad.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)01:06 No.18130864
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    Erica looks at you, Ursula does the same.
    Suddenly they both jump you.
    "YESYESYES!" Erica says "you Idiot. I was waiting for this."
    Ursula says nothing, but you see some tears form in her eyes.
    They then both turn their faces to you. Eyes closed, lips waiting for a kiss.

    [ ]ERICA
    [ ]URSULA
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:06 No.18130866

    oh shit oh shit
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:07 No.18130873
    And thus, the other shoe drops.

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:07 No.18130875

    Timestop and/or bunnymode as necessary.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:07 No.18130876
    >> Will 02/28/12(Tue)01:08 No.18130880
    >[✓] Yes
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:08 No.18130881

    Ursula first, but move back and forth.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:08 No.18130883
    Brave man this one is.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:08 No.18130885
    This one! Or future us somehow appears in a bowler, gives the other a kiss, and then disappears as quick as he came!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:08 No.18130886

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:08 No.18130888
    Both. Bring them in close, Time Stop, Erica then Ursula, get both effectively at once.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:08 No.18130892
    [x] Erica. But get some Ursula groping in there.

    silly anon, there is always another shoe
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:08 No.18130894
    Erica, but i am pretty sure the cockblock train is incoming any hour
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:09 No.18130896
    Somehow pull off both at the same time, either move back and forth, or timestop or speed up in order to get them both at close enough to the same. Choose one randomly and keep switching back and forth. Make it work.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:09 No.18130899

    Yes. They've earned it.

    Also acceptable.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:09 No.18130902
    [x] Kiss Erica, wipe the tears from Ursula's eyes, then kiss Ursula.

    Kissing a girl when she's crying is bad form.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:09 No.18130903
    I'm sorely tempted to have them kiss each other.

    Personally, I'm leaning towards Erica, but for some reason I feel we've been leaving Ursula out. I vote Ursula.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:09 No.18130905
    Both through time manipulations

    Otherwise Ursula, then Erica
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:10 No.18130906

    But which does present us kiss and which does future us kiss?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:10 No.18130908
    neither. hug them both to you but we ain't shooting ourselves in the foot
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:10 No.18130912



    I don't think Shirou is actually an idiot. He wasn't that bright when we first met him, but not nearly as dumb as later meetings.

    Remember how he reacted to bunny-mode?

    Possible horrifying thing we haven't considered: Shirou has a crush on us, threw himself into his work to avoid thinking about it/ruining our relationship with the twins.

    When he can't do that, he acts dumb so that even if it's awkward there's no long-term consequences.

    And now slowly going mad he's about to hit Wonka land as was previously implied, and interact with the locals.

    tl;dr: Possible yandere Shirou with an army of Umpa-lumpas coming for us/the twins.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:10 No.18130913
    Not bad, but we don't have to settle for one at a time if we can help it.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:12 No.18130923
    rolled 91 = 91


    [x] Ursula
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:12 No.18130928

    well it can't be helped we'll have to kill him...
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:12 No.18130930


    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)01:13 No.18130934
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    As you lean in to kiss one of them someone taps you on the shoulder.
    There you stand, wearing your Temporal Bolero, and holding the Casiopeoa in-hand.
    You say nothing.

    He moves in to kiss Erica. You move in to kiss Ursula. and as soon as the twins open their eyes, he's gone.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:13 No.18130938

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:14 No.18130944
    Perfect. Good job, LG.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:15 No.18130950
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:15 No.18130952
    Time Shenanigans. The Doctor would be amused.
    Or not. Depending on which incarnation we're talking about.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:15 No.18130954

    And all was good.

    Never answer the question of how we pulled off the double-kiss thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:15 No.18130955
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    rolled 94 = 94


    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:15 No.18130960
    I'm still waiting for Shirou to be caught in Time Shenanigans and be transformed into/replaced by Archer/EMIYA, if only to keep everyone off balance with his Eye of the Mind (True) guided snark, cynicism and trolling.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:15 No.18130961
    He... didn't make us choose?


    Well, guess my post was for naught then. Good job fellow anons figuring out how to get this done.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:15 No.18130962
    >Fixed personal time machine AND dimension device
    goddamn i wonder how long that will take
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:16 No.18130968
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:16 No.18130971
    rolled 37 = 37


    We just met our doppleganger...

    Wasn't this what the doctor said should never happen?

    We're in trouble.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:16 No.18130972
    Either way, it's going in our Time Travel Diary, along with Lunch with Keima. We need to keep a list of events we need to go back in time and cause.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:17 No.18130975
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    No ideas? How about Ms. Frizzle for an instructor? I think she'd hit it off with the Doctor.

    Assuming she and River Song aren't somehow the same person.

    Actually that explains a lot about that damn bus.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:17 No.18130981
    Yeah that's what I thought.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:17 No.18130986

    It really only had to be the time machine one. All we would have to do is freeze/shift time to here after walking in form the gate, and then shift/freeze out when we were done.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:17 No.18130987
    No, we're not supposed to meet with our past self unless we remember having met our future self. We can't alter the past unless our present was already altered by our future. Now if we DON'T do this it makes a paradox, rather than the other way around. Make sense?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:17 No.18130989
    So we are eventually gonna fix the Cassiopeia. Did anything about ourselves look different? We need to keep a diary of when we show up or some extra future self help would be nice.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:20 No.18131009

    The issue is changing the time-stream. He didn't say anything, let us know why there was another us, and didn't reveal anything game changing.

    Well, we did fix the watch eventually, but we already knew we were going to.

    Close contact with a temporally displaced version of yourself is tricky, but safe if handled correctly.

    And we did it close to perfect right there.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:22 No.18131030
    No that is bad juju.

    We want to stay as free of predestination as possible.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)01:23 No.18131039
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    You once again put your arms around them, and they around you.
    The cold night air not being a deterrent to how warm their embraces are.

    A couple of moments of silence.
    Then Erica asks.
    "When do you plan of going to your Dimension?"
    "Can we still come?" Ursula adds

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:25 No.18131047
    "As soon as your business here is done. All I want to do while I'm there is get my bike, take you two on a date in my home dimension, and not get my organs stolen."
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:25 No.18131049
    "Last day of vacation. You can still come if you want, but...I don't have many good memories there. It's going to just be a quick trip to get my things."
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:26 No.18131057

    I'm thinking of heading to my home dimension after you guys are finished here. I'd like both of you to come with me.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:27 No.18131060
    This, but replace "my things" with "the only thing of value I have in that world."
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:27 No.18131061
    You are welcome if you want to come along, but I do not expect it to be a pleasant experience.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:27 No.18131066
    Assuming your aren't busy, a quick trip tomorrow works. As long as it gets done I don't care exactly what day of the vacation it happens. In, grab the bike, get out. I'd rather not linger, it's not exactly full of happy memories. If you want to come along I'd love to have you.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:28 No.18131070
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/28/12(Tue)01:31 No.18131098
    rolled 99 = 99


    Go to dimension.
    >Jack shit happens because we never met the REDICULOUSLY WEALTHY BITCH.

    Learn she died of 'huge retarded twat-itus' and gets herself killed in the first 'chapter'.

    And when concerning how she was at first:
    >And nothing of value was lost.Jpeg
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:32 No.18131118
    rolled 9 = 9


    Did we even run into Nagi before we left?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:34 No.18131131
    we allowed to carry/use mundane weapons on our trip to our non-magical original (it ain't home) dimension?
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/28/12(Tue)01:35 No.18131140

    Nope. We just left our parents to rot in yakuza hell.

    Then Mike comes along...
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)01:36 No.18131154
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    "As soon as your business here is done. You can still come if you want, but...I don't have many good memories there." you tell them
    "All I want to do while I'm there is get my bike, take you two on a date in my home dimension, and not get my organs stolen."

    "Well we're pretty much done here. Trude might stay longer to arrange somethings." Erica says
    "I have collected and stored spare Striker unit parts for further experiments. I too have nothing further to do."

    "So that means we can go anytime we want? you ask
    You wrap your arms tighter around them.
    The two of them lean in and kiss you in turn.
    You feel like the luckiest unlucky man in the world.

    [ ]say goodbyes
    [ ]move to somewhere more private
    [ ]jump back to bureau
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:36 No.18131157
    rolled 33 = 33


    Why do you need them muggle weapons when you have magical knives and tea lasers?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:37 No.18131166
    rolled 69 = 69


    [x] Somewhere more private

    We can make our way back tomorrow after saying our goodbyes.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:38 No.18131170
    Our home dimension is much stricter. We can't break the masquerade at home. Not even once.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:38 No.18131173
    rolled 75 = 75

    Move to somewhere more private.
    We can leave in the morning; let's just enjoy tonight.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:38 No.18131175
    Japan is pretty shitty for weapons, even of the mundane sort. Would have to be subtle or deniable. A couple of Fairbairn Sykes style blades might work, considering our skillset.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:38 No.18131178
    Because we can't use the magical knives and tea lasers
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/28/12(Tue)01:39 No.18131184
    rolled 90 = 90


    [X]Jump back to Bureau
    ... But not before replacing the P-61 with a fudge copy, just to leave McMGAF scratching his head.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:39 No.18131186
    Somewhere more private, but not private enough to preclude the possibility of another witch happening upon us.

    Thrill of the risk and all.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:39 No.18131195

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:40 No.18131197
    Say our goodbyes and roll out. Get our bike and get sexytimes in our own bed.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:40 No.18131200
    you can use the knives. As long as you dont ZA WARUDO them or enlarge them. it will just look like youre pulling silver ware out of your pockets.

    Tealaser and the other incredible shit is a NO though
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:40 No.18131205
    We can go back to the Bureau tomorrow morning. Find somewhere private and Buttle them all night long.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:42 No.18131216
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    make out on the top of the castle looking over the ocean at night!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:42 No.18131218
    Buttle the shit out of them. I assume buttling involves their butts i.e. the kind of anal that leaves their knees weak in the morning.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:43 No.18131223
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:44 No.18131234
    i.e. the kind that is ungentlemanly to perform this early in our relationship.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/28/12(Tue)01:44 No.18131236
    rolled 3 = 3


    You see, there's this thing called photoshop...
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:44 No.18131237
    Photoshop CS5
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:45 No.18131243
    To Buttle means to perform ones duties as a butler, though it is a back-formation and is considered nonstandard.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:45 No.18131246
    rolled 89 = 89


    It's a composite.

    You don't see anything like these colours from earth.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)01:49 No.18131277
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    You let the twins pull you back to Ursula's lab by the hangars.
    Inside, you can still hear the muffled sounds of music coming form a few buildings away.
    You kiss them again.
    "So.. What are we gonna do in the lab?" you ask them, as they lead you to a pile of sleeping bags on the floor.
    "You know very well what we're gonna do." Erica says with a smirk that Ursula mirrors.


    In the middle of the night, you wake up for a moment and find the twins snuggling up to you.
    You pull the sheets over the three of you and wrap an arm protectively around both of them.
    "I hope this never ends."
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:50 No.18131291
    >"I hope this never ends."
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:50 No.18131296
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:51 No.18131299
    >"I hope this never ends."
    Dammit Hayate, you just had to tempt the /tg/ dice, didn't you?
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/28/12(Tue)01:52 No.18131313
    rolled 49 = 49

    Do the twins follow us into the Shriou/ wonka arc, and shenanigans ensue?

    Or does Hayate just REALLY FUCK THING UP?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:54 No.18131325
    Goddammit Hayate I won't let you fuck this up.
    >> Sidestory: le chat français Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)01:56 No.18131340
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    You are PERRINE CLOSTERMANN, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.

    You fly around the battlefield with a damaged striker. Controls getting harder and harder.
    Next thing you know almost all the alium ships around you explode. The one right on top of you pierced by a huge silver fork.

    You see him flying down on a saucer and run to the end of the runway.
    You watch as he fires at the huge carrier and collapses.

    You have no idea what just happened.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:57 No.18131348
    And then we wake up to find ourselves in a tub of ice.

    With a sleeping gorilla blocking the only way out.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:57 No.18131350
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:58 No.18131356
    Become consumed with lust.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)01:58 No.18131363
    rolled 78 = 78


    Scream his name and rush to catch him before he hits the ground.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/28/12(Tue)01:59 No.18131367
    rolled 22 = 22


    And then I kill myself because I'm a FUCKING WHORE.

    The end.
    >And STILL; Nothing Of Value Was Lost.
    >> Sidestory: le chat français Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)02:00 No.18131375
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    You are PERRINE CLOSTERMANN, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.
    A gazebo destroying idiot saved you from an alien fighter a few hours before.

    The same gazebo destroying idiot that had the nerve to walk around the base wearing Major Sakamoto's clothes.
    That cross-dressing gazebo destroying idiot is now in the infirmary.
    You need to find out just how he took all those ships out.

    Arriving at the infirmary, you inform Eila that you'll take a turn watching over this cross-dressing gazebo destroying idiot
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/28/12(Tue)02:00 No.18131376
    it's time for another Prime-Canon delusion, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:01 No.18131383
    Kiss him while he's sleeping. J-just to... Shut up!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)02:04 No.18131416
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    You are PERRINE CLOSTERMANN, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.
    A gazebo destroying idiot saved you from an alien fighter a few hours before.
    You are now waiting for this cross-dressing gazebo destroying idiot to wake up.

    An hour passes, the cross-dressing gazebo destroying idiot still sleeps.
    Another hour, he still sleeps.
    Miyafuji walks in and takes his vital signs.
    Still he sleeps.

    It seems like this lazy cross-dressing gazebo destroying idiot has no plans to wake up.

    A bout an hour later, Trude arrives to take watch
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/28/12(Tue)02:06 No.18131433
    rolled 53 = 53


    You know... If she had a boyfriend, she'd most likely be less of a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:07 No.18131442
    Or a girlfriend. No judging.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/28/12(Tue)02:09 No.18131455
    rolled 60 = 60


    And it's canon she has a RIDICULOUSLY sensitive... well... lets just say not wearing pantsu + running = nearly creaming herself.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:09 No.18131456

    Or if anyone showed her anything approaching compassion at all for that matter.
    >> Sidestory: le chat français Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)02:10 No.18131459
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    You are PERRINE CLOSTERMANN, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.
    A gazebo destroying idiot saved you from an alien fighter a few hours before.
    You waited for said cross-dressing gazebo destroying idiot to wake up.

    Now, you are informed that the lazy cross-dressing gazebo destroying idiot has finally woken up.
    You head up to the infirmary with everyone.

    After a while all that's left is you, and the lazy cross-dressing gazebo destroying idiot with the german twins hanging onto him.

    You thank the lazy cross-dressing lecherous gazebo destroying idiot and run out of the room.

    You dont know why you kissed him.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/28/12(Tue)02:11 No.18131468
    rolled 39 = 39


    Compassion would require her being more likeable.

    >And with THAT attitude she has... it might be a while...
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:11 No.18131470
    We shall have to revisit this.

    Freakin' tsundere crap gets me right in the heart every time.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)02:19 No.18131507
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    You are PERRINE CLOSTERMANN, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.
    A gazebo destroying idiot saved you from an alien fighter a few hours before.
    You thanked said lazy cross-dressing lecherous gazebo destroying idiot for saving you.
    You don't know why you kissed him.

    They threw a small party together in one of the hangars.
    The lecherous gazebo-destroying idiot showed up with both twins still attached to him.
    Now you sit at a table, one of your juniors from a another wing showering you with compliments.
    In another time you would have loved the attention, but now you hear nothing of what she says.

    A few moments later you notice that the gazebo-destroying idiot is now gone.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:20 No.18131517

    (kidnap the one who wears the bowler)
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:21 No.18131522
    Find him.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:21 No.18131524
    Oh, are we going to get to see Perrine's heart break a little?

    Or is it going to be more time shenanigans?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:21 No.18131531
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)02:22 No.18131537
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    You are PERRINE CLOSTERMANN, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.
    You don't know why you kissed him.

    You slip away from the party and look for him.
    You spot the three of them walking down one of the hallways in the castle.
    But as you catch up to them, they are gone.

    You begin to search again.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/28/12(Tue)02:23 No.18131540
    is it wrong that I hope it's both? Heartbreak followed by shenanigans?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:24 No.18131545
    No. It's oh so right.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)02:26 No.18131558
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    You are PERRINE CLOSTERMANN, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.
    You don't know why you kissed him.
    You also don't know why keep looking for him.

    You are back by the hangars.
    You check back in with the party in case he came back. Hes not there.
    You walk outside for some air.
    In the shadows you spy three figures walk into one of the smaller buildings in the row of hangars.

    You follow.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:28 No.18131569
    rolled 80 = 80

    I just thought of this but...
    We totally stole Jacobs watch. We should at least get him a new one... maybe from the watch maker in town here before we leave this Universe
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:28 No.18131571
    Either no time shenanigans or she gets laid by a bowler-clad Hayate at the same time normal-Hayate is celebrating with the twins.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)02:32 No.18131585
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    You are PERRINE CLOSTERMANN, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.
    You dont know why you kissed him

    You saw him walk into this building with the twins.
    Now, you look in through a window.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 02/28/12(Tue)02:33 No.18131603
    I don't say this much, but: Type faster goddamnit!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:35 No.18131611
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)02:35 No.18131613
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    You are PERRINE CLOSTERMANN, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.
    You don't know why you're running.
    You don't know why tears are falling.

    As you run around the back of the hangars you bump into someone.

    "You know there's nothing more unsightly than a crying lady," he says as he hands you a handkerchief.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:35 No.18131614
    help i am starting to feel bad for perrine
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:36 No.18131615
    bracing for bowler hat
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:36 No.18131616
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:36 No.18131617
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/28/12(Tue)02:37 No.18131622
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    rolled 54 = 54

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:38 No.18131627
    Either Bowler!Hayate, or Ian. 'Cos Ian would be canon.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:39 No.18131634
    Fuck that this is our AU AU
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:44 No.18131662
    Hoping for Ian.
    >> Sidestory: le chat japonais Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)02:44 No.18131664
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    You are KATSURAGI KEIMA, the capturing god.
    You were recruited by the Bureau for your tactical prowess.
    Now sit in your room in the dorms for vacation, surrounded by a dozen monitors, playing a dozen games.
    Your PSP/Elsie is asleep.

    From a different, much smaller monitor the music plays.
    'Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars..~'
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:45 No.18131666
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:46 No.18131671
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:46 No.18131673
    Because he's building suspense for the immanent time travel arc.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:46 No.18131674
    I am ok with this.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:46 No.18131679
    Wrong Ascot, LG.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:46 No.18131682
    deal w/ it nerd.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:47 No.18131686
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)02:52 No.18131725
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    I continued digging that eastern tunnel today.
    Each chunk of fudge that came loose with my pick i place in my sack. Each sack of fudge that i fillI store in near the entrance.
    Each hundred sacks that i complete i bring to Billy.
    What he does with all that fudge, i do not know.
    I do not ask.

    I dig.
    Loose fudge crumbles beneath my pick.
    I dig some more.
    I hear the sounds of water. A river maybe?
    I dig.

    I was placing another chunk into my sack when the cieling began to collapse.
    I only barely made it out in time.

    Tomorrow I dig again
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:53 No.18131738
    Billy... Billy Wonka?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:55 No.18131750
    rolled 99 = 99



    Where in the 7 hells is he tunneling to.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:56 No.18131757
    It's Wonka's Factory. With the chocolate river.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)02:57 No.18131766
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    You wake up as you have done so a number of times before.
    The sun shining through the window. The twins in your arms.
    Later you will say your goodbyes to the friends you've made, and after that head back and prepare to go back to your original dimension.
    But for now you just want to keep your arms around them and savor their warmth
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:57 No.18131767
    You stop wasting those rolls...and I agree where in the Nine Divines is he?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:58 No.18131772
    Kiss Erica's neck and Ursula's ears and nose gentle until they wake up.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)02:59 No.18131784
    >Nine Divines

    Brother you forget yourself.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)02:59 No.18131786
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    New thread in about 3 hours from now.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)03:02 No.18131807
    Well done as always.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)03:06 No.18131822
    BIlly, the naked guy that runs the hardware with HARD-GAY

    okay, so we going back to the bureau?
    I suggest we head to the PX. pick up some stuff.
    Guns, disguises etc
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)03:07 No.18131827
    Not guns. Anything but guns. Bringing guns into Japan is one of the few guaranteed ways to fuck yourself.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)03:10 No.18131843
    >Next thread looks awesome.
    >It's midnight.
    >I actually have somewhere to be tomorrow.
    >Fuck my life.

    Do me a favor and talk about the stuff brought up >>18130851

    Specifically the bits about bringing other people with us and telling Mike.

    I personally think the compromise on bringing people ie only one or two additional volunteers as opposed to just the twins and/or the whole team is the best option.

    As for the telling Mike... I think we can set aside a bit to grab lunch with him or something and talk to him before we head out to get our bike.

    If nothing else, him being aware of how fucked home is along with him knowing our back-story is a good safety net in case something happens. Like we get separated from Kraus and captured.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)03:11 No.18131857
    Fuck I just realized.

    Shirou is carving the events of our life in the fudge.

    Somehow he is watching us through the fudge.

    Rabbit and sword Perrinne nearly stabbing us / Jakob

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)03:12 No.18131859
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    How about disguises then? im sure they have those for sale maybe a cloak of camouflage?

    oh, im sure Recette wont spare us
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)03:14 No.18131876
    we get a backpack, 12 pairs of ankle socks, 200 industrial zip ties and 6 rolls of duct tape. anybody mess with us, timestop gag bind blindfold dump
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)03:15 No.18131879
    Nonono. we talk to mike AFTER we get Bike-kun.
    we can go for a ride around town.
    Us on Bike-kun. MIke on the flying dutchman [military bike]
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)03:17 No.18131896
    or we slit their throats. i'm not into reoccurring villians and we're not coming back here
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)03:22 No.18131913
    We should be getting specifics on the rules of engagement before we go doin that kinda shit.

    Also I am inclined to go full moralfag and not kill people.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)03:24 No.18131924
    Why attack when you can avoid?
    Time stop. grab twins teleport, run.

    hell im pretty sure our 30 mins of invisibility would be useful.

    Also, we could just crossdress. Get and afro fig, some oooold dandy clothes and rock the town
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)03:26 No.18131928
    you may have your moral high ground as long as it's out of range of Hayate's internal organs. somebody get in threatening distance, much more actually threaten to harvest organs and i'm gonna be saying kill them harder
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)03:28 No.18131936
    we go for them ONLY if they go for the twins.
    how about that?

    Also, goddamn this quest. now im reading bartender, the world god only knows, and hayate no gotoku because of it
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)03:30 No.18131954
    This has started me reading Strike Witches Quest. And Heretical Love after that.

    I think we need some sort of index of references or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)03:31 No.18131958
    Yu know unless we really do something stupid we could just sneak in under disguise and get the bike out.

    I mean I know LG has something bad planned for our trip home but he would give us the chance to avoid it if we are smart.

    So fuck it if we have to crossdress again we can do that easily enough, get our bike port out somewhere our organs are not a wanted commodity and enjoy the rest
    of our day in our home dimension with the twins.

    We seriously need Perrinne and Luchinni to come to the bureau with us just so we can introduce them to their counterparts though
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)03:34 No.18131969
    if just us? invis/timestop/bunnyhop and gone, nobody would ever see us
    if we take twins, COMPLICATIONS. disguises, sure. but if enemy contact? well.... they're wartime twins, so they'd understand
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)03:35 No.18131972
    We are going to end up making a running thing of getting it on with pairs of nearly identical women.

    I am more than ok with that.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)03:45 No.18132019
    Well I was thinking more for potential hilarity on the part of Luchinni / Sakura but Perrinne / goddess Keima threesome I am all for
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)03:45 No.18132021
    rolled 95 = 95


    But those are extremely good stuff.

    Be happy, anon.
    >> Will 02/28/12(Tue)03:51 No.18132050
    My experience with SWQ makes this post bring me immense amounts of joy.

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