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    51 KB STRIKE WITCHES: OUR DARKEST HOUR (POSTPONED FOR TROLLING) planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/28/12(Tue)22:43 No.18142977  
    >Previous Thread: >>18139667

    You spot the airfield you were looking for. Wheeling in slow circles, you carefully shed altitude and lighten your fuel load while fucking with your radioman's head.

    A good pilot multi-tasks.

    "So according to you, we've got Toto the Dog-Witch riding our wing, we took off from an aircraft carrier with a land-based twin-boom fighter and we should land on a runway, with floats. What's next, man? We're fighting little green men?"

    Sean just chokes into the mic.

    "Yeah, that's it! Little green men from fucking Mars," you continue, entering the down-wind pattern for the RAF base. RAF... RAF Fucking Convenient, you dub it. They built too many aerodromes and give them all fruity names, damn. "And the Japanese are fighting them with super-advanced robots, but they arm them with SWORDS, because SAMURAI STRONG BUSHIDO CODE, right? And the Royal Navy is attacking with torpedo-rams because RAMMING STRONG, gonna go Salamis up in that shit! Don't worry, your panty-witch gets dibs on the FUCKING RUBY SLIPPERS!"

    "Just land, okay?" Sean is saying, his voice brittle. "Just get us down. Down. Slow. In one piece. Slow. Please. Oh god, please."
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:45 No.18143001
    Sean is rapidly approaching the point of SQUAD BROKEN.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/28/12(Tue)22:45 No.18143006
    I do sincerely hope we're not going to suffer for your trolling.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:45 No.18143007
    once we land, we act like absolutely nothing bizarre happened on the flight back.

    Next time we enter the plane, We're back to the real world's version of WWII
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:45 No.18143009
    Poor Sean. But this is what you fucking get.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/28/12(Tue)22:45 No.18143010
    Revenge is sweet
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:45 No.18143011
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    > Sean's face when
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:45 No.18143018
    And this, gentlemen, is why you NEVER. EVER. TURN OFF OUR GOD DAMN RADIO.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:46 No.18143022
    You fucking pussy...
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    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/28/12(Tue)22:46 No.18143040

    You guys remember that we didn't even HIT the other Firewasp right?
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:47 No.18143042

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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:48 No.18143054
    we're trying to win the damn war here, fuck the battle
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:48 No.18143055

    We probably will.

    >Failed hidden objectives, everywhere.

    Then NEXT TIEM, for our tears when it hits.
    >> Arcbound 02/28/12(Tue)22:48 No.18143059

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:48 No.18143062
    Yes, and we really are not in a condition to fight. So we might as well fuck with our radioman because THE WIDOW IS NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO TROLLS.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:48 No.18143064
    Yeah, and one of our engines just finally died. That would have happened independently of us fucking with Sean.

    Besides, we are almost out of ammo in a shot to shit fighter. Unless you wanted us to go kamikaze something there ain't much we can do.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/28/12(Tue)22:49 No.18143073
    True, true.

    The Witch is probably needed somewhere else though.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:49 No.18143074
    we didnt even hit the first one, that was the pantsu witch
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:49 No.18143075
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    I'm sorry, mate.

    That made no fucking sense at all.

    Please elaborate
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:50 No.18143087
    I think she's an escort.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:50 No.18143091
    Never heard of 'Win the battle, lose the war?'
    >> Arcbound 02/28/12(Tue)22:50 No.18143094
    I believe he is referring to the radio signals and shutting them down.

    Listen, guy who is pushing that, we've already deferred to Minna's judgment on that. When we get said judgment. It's on our to-do list.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:50 No.18143096
    sorry, I thought you were bitching about flying away from the beach to save Chris
    disregard my comment
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:50 No.18143101
    What the FUCK is going on here?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:51 No.18143109
    We're pretending to be an 8-ball to troll the fuck out of the witch and our buddies
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:52 No.18143117
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:52 No.18143118
    Sean tried to fuck with our heads because he cut off our radio and thus we didn't know we got a witch escort.

    As it turns out, the pilot pretending to be crazy is much much scarier.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:52 No.18143123
    So wait were not going for the downed witch ourselves?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/28/12(Tue)22:53 No.18143138
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    "Hey, Hallucination," you say, looking at the Witch riding on your wing. "Which one of those strips is the river?"

    "I AM NOT A HALLUCINATION!" she screams, pounding her fist into your wing.

    You shrug. "Great, not even my own brain helps anymore. Alrighty then, that big patch of woody stuff. Probably the willows on the bank reflecting off the water."

    "LONG STRAIGHT BLACK ONE LONG STRAIGHT BLACK ONE!" Katherine screams in horror.

    You giggle. "That's what SHE said."

    "I-" the girl turns beet-red. "I DID NOT!"

    "Alrighty, woody spot-"

    "NO! NO!"

    "So you DID say that! Hurrrr, long straight black one-"

    "I'm going to KILL you!"

    "But you can't, because that'd be a form of SUICIDE!" You break out in mad, mad laughter, and the look of simultaneous horror, fear, embarrassment and rage on the girl's face is just too much to commit to memory.

    So you take a photo.

    "What! What was that!"

    "A photograph!" you say, still weak with laughter. "Should've seen... oh. Oh," you mope, feigning sadness. "It's not that funny, is it?"

    "NO IT IS FUCKING NOT!" Sean howls from the back. "Focus on landing, you fucktripe!"

    "Because you can't photograph a hallucination!" you finish, then laugh some more. Ian kicks the back of your seat hard. Okay, spoilsport. Time to actually land this fucker.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:53 No.18143141
    Where the FUCK have you been?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:53 No.18143142
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:53 No.18143144

    But losing Britain means the loss of an essential staging point for the eventual invasion of the continent.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:53 No.18143145

    We are reporting back because a shot to shit widow with a bum engine would result in a rescue party.. for a downed widow.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:53 No.18143146
    Uh, that was like ten threads ago.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:53 No.18143147

    I see. Carry on then.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:53 No.18143150
    >"And the Japanese are fighting them with super-advanced robots, but they arm them with SWORDS, because SAMURAI STRONG BUSHIDO CODE, right?

    So, when do we get Tactical Surface Fighters?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:54 No.18143153
    Dude, you have a time machine? You gotta let me use it.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:54 No.18143155
    We should stay crazy for the rest of the war
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/28/12(Tue)22:54 No.18143159
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/28/12(Tue)22:54 No.18143162
    What downed witch? Do you mean chris? We have no proof that chris is at the signal site.
    That is going in the calendar
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:55 No.18143168
    but we'd be section eighted as soon as they could get rid of uc.

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:55 No.18143171
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    Oh my christ I cant fucking breathe
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:55 No.18143174
    Ten quatloos on Sean attempting to divorce our head from our body by means of B.H. Broadsword, Esq. once we land.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/28/12(Tue)22:57 No.18143184
    Oh that's a given, which is why we need to stall for time. Or initiate a distraction.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:57 No.18143188

    I swear, I'm seriously thinking about running an Eishi Quest come the end of April or so. See how long you can avoid getting raped by BETA!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:57 No.18143191
    Well, maybe he needed to fucking learn not to kill our radio or deny us information in the middle of a fucking firefight.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:57 No.18143194
    We need to find her birthday.

    And make her that month for the calendar.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:58 No.18143207
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    This is the best thread since I can't remember when. Not even pretending to be dead was this awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:59 No.18143211

    >impliying we weren't crazy before the war
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:59 No.18143212
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    Airstrips are EASY MODO.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)22:59 No.18143224
    I am wondering if NAVAL WITCH QUEST would be popular. Witches of the ENTERPRISE
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/28/12(Tue)23:01 No.18143244
    Any form of witch quest is likely to be popular i feel.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/28/12(Tue)23:01 No.18143247
    Oh gods, I am dying of laughter.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/28/12(Tue)23:02 No.18143258
    rolled 84 = 84

    PlaneFag, I salute you.

    I will pay you a million internets to 'lose' the other engine during the landing, causing Sean to officially loose his shit.

    I'd participate. The Enterprise would be a damn sight better then the Akagi. Doesn't sink and it's record is one giant NGAF to damage.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:04 No.18143274
    Am I the only one who thinks that Strike Witches should replace Touhou as /tg/'s official magic girl harem?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:04 No.18143278
    The Enterprise has the advantage of 8(!) reactors, but yeah, I'm not sure if it would be during the 60s or now, god that thing is so old.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/28/12(Tue)23:04 No.18143286
    Wrong one, dude.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:04 No.18143288
    ...CV-6, you fool. Not CVN-65.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:07 No.18143315

    So the Enterprise you're talking about isn't http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvX5tCo6FeM ?

    Witches in Space, the Final Frontier.

    Sorry, can't help it, every time I hear that ship name...
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/28/12(Tue)23:07 No.18143317
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:07 No.18143318

    I will see his million internets and add my own million internets.

    If you have the other engine cut out on landing, you will get 2 MILLION internets.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:08 No.18143326
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    I love you, planefag.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:08 No.18143330
    I will add my meager internets too this pool.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:08 No.18143331

    Hahahaha, oh god. Yes.
    >> Major Airlift 02/28/12(Tue)23:08 No.18143334
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:11 No.18143363
    rolled 87 = 87

    though i am poor in internets i also commit my last internet to this endeavor.

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    The landing gear comes down without a hitch, and you ask your hallucination to verify they deployed correctly. She says she's going to deploy her revolver up your ass, which you take as a "yes." You guess.

    "Requesting emergency landing clearance! My pilot's gone insane!"

    "An insane Yank pilot, who would've fucking guessed?" comes back the tower's harried voice. "Runway's clear, Yank, just slap her down. You need the meat wagon or fire trucks?"

    "Men with butterfly nets!" Sean almost shrieks.

    "I am not a butterfly," you snort. "I'll have you know my ancestors were DRAGONflies. Rude bastard."

    The right powerplant is laboring and putting out less power then she ought, but that might be a fuel problem. Between the Widow's low-speed handling and your high-angle approach, you put the machine down with no problem, the brakes squealing gently as you slow and roll her onto the ramp.

    You sit in your cockpit for a good ten minutes, just resting. Flying is harder work then most people realize, and combat flying is utterly exhausting. And you've been going non-stop for hours, on the heels of some serious wounds.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:12 No.18143372
    See all these internets? You know what too do planefag
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/28/12(Tue)23:13 No.18143384
    Ah sean...you never could take a joke.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:13 No.18143390
    ok, here is the question:
    what do we fly for the rest of the way while they patch our baby up
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:13 No.18143393
    We need to find a phone.

    (in b4 crank calling Minna)
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:13 No.18143395
    do we still have the soap bullets?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:14 No.18143396
    No rest for the wicked, we got things to do and witches too troll
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:14 No.18143405
    Bad idea just now.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/28/12(Tue)23:14 No.18143406
    Bit shocked the tower lets us chillax for ten minutes in the middle of World War Alium.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:14 No.18143407
    >There is no witch
    >Treat the witch like we just met her when we see her
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:14 No.18143410
    We need to find a phone and make a call to Castle Barin, see if Minna has already sortied.

    If she has, then we need to get to the Tower and see if we can raise her.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/28/12(Tue)23:15 No.18143415
    rolled 53 = 53


    Dude, CV-6 is one tonne better then the pansy-waisted child that the CVN-65

    CV-6 got slugged by bombs BY THE MAGAZINES. The carrier equivalent of getting KICKED IN THE BALLS.

    Told the enemy to fuck itself, went to the repair docks, and came back out in a third of the time it should have to give the enemy one hell of a giant middle finger.

    The Enterprise was the first carrier to receive a PRESIDENTIAL COMMENDATION, for christsakes.

    All other carriers are smalltime in comparison.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:15 No.18143416
    I wonder if Kathy rode us all the way down.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:15 No.18143417
    They are likely bringing someone over to figure out wtf is going on.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:15 No.18143421
    Pretend it's the first time we've seen the witch
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:15 No.18143422
    Okay, when we get out of the cockpit, play up the exhaustion. That should prevent any sword-related shenanigans.
    And if we happen to animegropefall our hallucination, so much the better.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:15 No.18143423
    Let's jump on the witch and ride her back to base.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:15 No.18143425
    Bit surprised let us go ten minutes without an asswhupin'
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:15 No.18143427
    >"Hey there. So what are you wearing?"
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:16 No.18143431
    I think we are gnomed out.

    Anyway let get a hold of minna and tell her our theory and ask wat do?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:16 No.18143434
    Okay, pf. You've had your fun. Now can we figure out what the hell's going on with our unit?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:16 No.18143437
    OH U
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:17 No.18143451
    "Damnit Sean, why didn't you tell me there was a witch escorting us"
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:17 No.18143452
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:17 No.18143456
    This, and then get disappointed when you hear she doesn't have pants on.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:17 No.18143459
    If they think we're nuts, they won't let us fly. So we say 'brilliant work, Kathy. Wonderful flying with you.' WE ARE AAALL GOOD.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/28/12(Tue)23:17 No.18143461
    I think we should act as if nothing happened at all. We know who the witch is and have no idea why sean and her are trying to kill us.
    Hell, thank her for helping us in, confuse the hell out of her.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/28/12(Tue)23:18 No.18143470


    >reproduction innelg
    bareback Erica later, defeat aliums now!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:18 No.18143474
    I am very, very confused.

    The last thread looks like it cuts off halfway through, after Ian tries to make us apologize to that Marine pilot bastard. What am I missing?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/28/12(Tue)23:19 No.18143494

    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/28/12(Tue)23:19 No.18143496
    Gah, linked to the wrong ones
    Should have been,
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:19 No.18143498
    The rest of the last thread?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:19 No.18143500
    The archive seems to be a bit broken. Noticed that happen to a few threads. Try looking it up on foolz.us
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:19 No.18143508
    We fly, go a li crazy after taking off from a carrier, Witch bounces some aliums that tried to jump us, we pretend she's a hallucination to fuck with him after the radio was disconnected
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/28/12(Tue)23:20 No.18143520
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    "And now," you whisper, "I go for the kill."

    You know the instant your feet touch the tarmac, Sean will be there to physically detain you as a lunatic. Even if he doesn't, it'll be because you reveal the prank, and then he'll just beat the shit out of you.

    There's only one thing to do.

    It's hard to operate an 18-cylinder radial engine right, and easy to do it very, very wrong. You do it just wrong enough to flood it with fuel. When an 18-cylinder powerplant backfires, it backfires with the force of a fat man barreling towards the Fish Buffet day after Good Friday.

    You press the starter.


    Out of your open canopy hatch, you scream: "SHE'S ON FIRE! THE AMMO'S COOKING OFF! HELP, HALLUCINATION, HELP!"

    You soon see Sean booking across the tarmac at a dead run, NOPE-ing like man with his ass on fire towards the small field's tower.

    Cutting power on landing, well, that can be mistaken for... cutting power on landing. As you are wont to do. But the EIGHTEEN-BACKFIRE-BLAST TECHNIQUE, now that's something else altogether.

    You are a bad man.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/28/12(Tue)23:21 No.18143525
    rolled 96 = 96


    You forgot to mention the part where she's essentially a female us.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:21 No.18143533

    hit reload.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:21 No.18143539
    This. Then act like we've never met Kate and be super-polite. Just for the sake of trollin'
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:22 No.18143551
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/28/12(Tue)23:22 No.18143553
    No MC, you are a magnificent man.
    >> Arcbound 02/28/12(Tue)23:22 No.18143561
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    >Sean's face when

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:23 No.18143564
    "Before this moment, did I ever troll the world?"
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:23 No.18143575
    NO MC you are truly the greatest man in existence and i love you planefag.
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    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/28/12(Tue)23:24 No.18143581
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    rolled 52 = 52


    We are a bad, bad man.

    And we will get ours.

    >Might as well make it worth it!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:24 No.18143586
    >> Major Airlift 02/28/12(Tue)23:24 No.18143590
    No. This is female us:

    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/28/12(Tue)23:24 No.18143591
    I'm glad you know how aircraft work, I would never have thought of that.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:24 No.18143596
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    >worth it
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    Mah niggah.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/28/12(Tue)23:26 No.18143611
    >doesn't know about the forestall fire, or Enterprise's fires during Vietnam, or George Washington's more recent fire in the ENGINE SHAFTS which is the true carrier version of the SPINAL KILL

    I'm sorry but you don't know about carrier ops, and I'm a sub dude (submarine operations are glorious, Natutlius alone is a thing)
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:26 No.18143615
    I have a good feeling that when MC wakes up tomorrow (after getting stabbed/drugged/whatever else knocks him out), he'll be wearing a straight jacket. And Sean will be denying the existence of planes and man-made flight
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:27 No.18143630
    >She is also a hard-drinking womanizer and a hedonist with an easygoing personality
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/28/12(Tue)23:27 No.18143636
    rolled 73 = 73

    It was a small example to tell the guy "I like the CV-6, fuck off".
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:29 No.18143658
    >> Major Airlift 02/28/12(Tue)23:29 No.18143659
    Keep going to the part about an emergency landing.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:29 No.18143663
    ...Dare I ask which way the guy she was based on leaned?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/28/12(Tue)23:30 No.18143687
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    You slither out of your cockpit like the snake-in-the-grass you are, and observe Sean's flight with great satisfaction. Ian comes clambering out after you.

    "Overdid it, much?"

    You snort. "You saw that sword he totes around. Didn't feel like taking any chances."

    Ian sighs and shakes his head. "You never consider all the angles. Only most of them."


    The other angle kicks you in the back of the knee, and twists a hand into your hair.

    "HERE I AM, PUNK!" Katherine shouts. "WHO'S A HALLUCINATION NOW!"

    "What in bloody hell are you babbling about!?" you object. "How does a damn hallucination counterbalance the drag of a feathered prop? Or shoot down a Firebee? Unhand me, Wench!"

    She unhands you. "But... but... you..."

    You stand, rubbing your head and wincing. "Ian, you know what she's talking about?"

    Ian faces you. And only his face. He does not wear a pokerface; nay, his expression is to a pokerface as a match is to the Sun. He turns to you a visage so blank, so disconnected, that you can feel the vacuum tug at your soul as his very presence on the mortal plane takes a long step away from the entire metaphysical CONCEPT of the situation.

    You gesture at Ian. "See?"

    >Katherine's expression at this juncture
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:31 No.18143696
    we've got more important shit to do than sleep
    like troll
    and save humanity
    not that we give a fuck or anything
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:31 No.18143699
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    Best witch or bestest witch?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/28/12(Tue)23:31 No.18143705
    And confusion shall reign, whilst we escape scot free.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:32 No.18143713
    >Ian faces you. And only his face. He does not wear a pokerface; nay, his expression is to a pokerface as a match is to the Sun. He turns to you a visage so blank, so disconnected, that you can feel the vacuum tug at your soul as his very presence on the mortal plane takes a long step away from the entire metaphysical CONCEPT of the situation.

    >You gesture at Ian. "See?"

    I fell out of my chair
    >> Starshadow 02/28/12(Tue)23:32 No.18143719
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    mfw this whole fucking thread. I can't even think of something to say, the giggles are overwhelming.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:32 No.18143721
    Ian is truly our soulbound gnome brother.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:32 No.18143724
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    >This quest
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/28/12(Tue)23:32 No.18143728
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    >carrier fires

    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/28/12(Tue)23:33 No.18143730
    rolled 32 = 32


    Lets fuel up and bug our before anyone's the wiser.

    >If Sean is left behind while this happens... well...
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:33 No.18143732
    Holy shit and I thought WE gave no fucks.

    Ian is playing at an entirely different level.


    We are smalltime.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:34 No.18143740
    Reeeally. Is trying to track a Kilo as FUCKING INFURIATING as it is in my sims? Or are you not in a position to know/say?
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/28/12(Tue)23:34 No.18143743
    The scariest thing planefag: dryers on a submarine. Trust me
    >> Major Airlift 02/28/12(Tue)23:34 No.18143747
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    Planefag, you're killing me. I can't breathe anymore. My face and chest hurt so bad....
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:34 No.18143748

    grab Ian's hand and place it on the witch's breast

    proceed to yell "NOW DO YOU SEE!?"
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:34 No.18143749
    Now, let's get the fucking Widow patched up, fueled up, and loaded with ammo while we go and find a telephone to call Minna.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:34 No.18143755
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:34 No.18143759
    Baah, Ian may manage to pokerface, but there's no way in hell he could have ever come up with anything that awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:35 No.18143767
    Never cared much about SW quest but read planefags writing in passing and WOW that is some really good writing. I haven't laughed this hard reading anything since I read catch-22.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/28/12(Tue)23:36 No.18143777
    Aaah, but deep down, we know that Ian is in fact giving fucks. He is merely good at hiding this fact.

    We are still the undisputed master of no-fucks-given
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/28/12(Tue)23:37 No.18143793
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    >shit ventilation
    >tiny amount of lint
    >the mere thought of the concept of thinking about fires on a submerged boomer

    all my why
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:37 No.18143796
    Right, time to get our baby patched up and get a call to Minna
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:37 No.18143798
    unfortunately, that hasn't been the case for a while now, but this stuff right here is definitely a leap in the right direction
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:38 No.18143804
    holy shit that is the worst thing
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:39 No.18143818
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    Oi planefag, quick background question.

    What became of the Yavuz? Did she die in the Martian invasion, or did she fight her way to safety with the spirit of Kemal Ataturk hisself guiding her shells?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:39 No.18143819
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:39 No.18143821
    What's your fire suppression like?

    All out balls to the wall Halon at the slightest hint of smoke?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/28/12(Tue)23:40 No.18143828
    And then, whilst the mess turns into an inferno, you hear an ominous PING
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:40 No.18143830
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:42 No.18143855
    congrats planefag, you've made a pilot that competes with PapaN on the HUE HUE HUE.

    >irstice $219.31
    And only for two-hundred and ninteen dollars and thirty-one cents too.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:42 No.18143862

    I heard the indans lost a few men to that recently
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/28/12(Tue)23:42 No.18143865
    >> Major Airlift 02/28/12(Tue)23:43 No.18143870
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    Why would you google it?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:43 No.18143876
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:43 No.18143879
    wait...I though it was fake...WHAT THE FUCK!?!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:44 No.18143881
    Needs a shoop with Erica/Trude
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:44 No.18143883
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    why would you google it
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/28/12(Tue)23:44 No.18143885
    rolled 82 = 82


    How about the often faulty wiring of the ENTIRE FUCKING SHIP. One spark in a high oxygen environment:

    >Fellow Sub-mariners get treated to the dying screams of a dying crew via the sonar.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/28/12(Tue)23:44 No.18143890
    Morbid curiosity.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:44 No.18143891
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    >> Starshadow 02/28/12(Tue)23:44 No.18143895
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    rolled 8 = 8

    rolling for SAN loss...
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/28/12(Tue)23:45 No.18143897
    Eh? What?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:45 No.18143907

    What's that, some kind of mobius ship?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:46 No.18143911
    implies that some other fucker just went active on his sonar and sees you, while your shit is on fire at the bottom of the ocean
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/28/12(Tue)23:46 No.18143918
    no comment, but protip: they have to surface sometime.

    image_chief_master_Cheif_Ltjg_ensign_first_Classes_in_underwear.jpg with various pieces of equipment. Halon.. is iffy because it WILL kill you. AIFF~ and CO2 works.

    Also, the worst thing I've heard, flare fires. Boat wasn't in danger of being lost, but shipyard was .. well the boat just went out a while ago, some 688.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/28/12(Tue)23:47 No.18143933
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    "Where DID you come from, anyways?" you ask Katherine.

    "US Navy, VF-221!" she says brightly. "Stationed on the USS Lexington! Pappy called from the Saratoga and said you could use an escort!"

    "And your unit didn't want you?" you say, raising an eyebrow.

    "We'd already mopped up," she says. "And I had plenty of magic left and they ALWAYS make me land last, for some reason..." she sighs. Then she shoves her hand out. "Katherine O'Hare, at your service!"

    You quirk an eyebrow. "Wait, weren't you in the Stars and Stripes?"

    "Yep!" she says brightly. "The Grunman people sent me like a million cigarettes!"

    As she happily introduces herself to Ian and inquires into Sean's terrified evacuation, you notice a man approaching from the nearby camouflage-tarped revetments that pass for hangars. He moves with an odd gait, one leg seeming to swing out at the knee and snap to in a rather mechanical fashion. It's one you recognize, from a man you've seen around the Castle on occasion...

    "Douglas Bader, I presume?" you greet the man as he lurches closer.

    "Quite, chap, quite," he says, taking your hand and shaking it firmly. "What the hell are you blokes doing here?"
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/28/12(Tue)23:47 No.18143936
    >image_chief_master_Cheif_Ltjg_ensign_first_Classes_in_underwear.jpg with various pieces of equipment. Halon.. is iffy because it WILL kill you. AIFF~ and CO2 works.

    The fuck?

    >the user comments
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:47 No.18143937
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    fucking work made me miss the quest.
    BRB, catching up.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:48 No.18143940
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    Because the world wants you to develop a time machine and help the Nazis win the war to prevent that crap?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:48 No.18143949
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:48 No.18143952

    Was that the Russian sub that went up in flames earlier this month or am I completely off the mark?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:48 No.18143955
    >"Douglas Bader, I presume?" you greet the man as he lurches closer.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:49 No.18143959
    Ha! I knew you'd find a way to get us to meet him after what you said last week!
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:49 No.18143961
    We only just met Katherine, right? Man, those first impressions we make.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:49 No.18143965
    Oh not again...
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/28/12(Tue)23:49 No.18143967
    >"Well, sir, we didn't want out beautiful aircraft serving as an anchor for the Richelieu, so we dropped it off here. Got a Mustang we can steal?"
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/28/12(Tue)23:49 No.18143970
    fire always happens, when anyone and everyone senior is sleeping. so you put on the fire fighting equipment, and since you sleep in underwear or roast, image sailors in underwear.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:50 No.18143979

    "Well we were just coming back from paying a quick visit to the Lexington. Thought we'd stop in and say hello. Have you met Miss O'Hare?"
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/28/12(Tue)23:50 No.18143981
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    >no comment, but protip: they have to surface sometime.

    "You see that star, Vassily? The one moving very fast? SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!"

    >flare fires

    Magnesium flares will burn right through multiple bulkheads. The oxygen is in the magnesium, so they'll fucking burn UNDERWATER.

    And... they store them together, don't they? In boxes? OH LAWD
    >> Starshadow 02/28/12(Tue)23:50 No.18143984
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    >We meet Bader
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:51 No.18144000
    Men in their underwear fight the fires because they were asleep.

    Halon is fucking toxic but puts out fires like no other. CO2 doesn't kill people as readily and also puts out fires.

    I guess they assign enough relative value to life of the crew to not give them nerve gas fire extinguishers, which is more than can be said for a lot of important facilities in the post-war years.

    Do try to keep up dearie.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/28/12(Tue)23:51 No.18144002
    You can detect the passage of a sub by finding its wake. Search for an area where the gas density in the water and the size of the bubbles is different. Search for the presence of oil in the water, things like that.

    This noise is hell.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/28/12(Tue)23:52 No.18144005
    ... i fucking hate CSes.
    you have no idea how much my hate for them is
    it is something a normal man cannot understand.
    the hatred transcends normality and goes into a hate beyond words and deeds
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/28/12(Tue)23:52 No.18144014

    (I admit I have never heard of this ship. You may assume the latter for maximum awesome.)
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:52 No.18144017
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    >The OTHER Big Wing Advocate
    >Friend of Faggot Mallory

    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:52 No.18144019
    >read this post, start laughing
    >try to type response, laughing too hard, fuck up
    >try to correct mistake, still laughing, fuck up worse
    >hit windows key, right arrow, enter
    The worst part is a had a Dwarf Fortress game going. I'm scared to start it back up...
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:55 No.18144053

    But how could you not have heard of her? The SMS Goeben escaping to Constantinople was one of the reasons the Ottomans entered WW1. That, and she was both the longest surviving member of the High Seas Fleet and the last battlecruiser to be scrapped, in like 1973 I think.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:56 No.18144057
    "Oh, just coming back from the Lexington. I was chasing Martian radar beams when the general call went out.
    "Right now I have a hole to patch, fuel to chug, and ammo to load. Oh, and a telephone; I need to call up my CO."
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:56 No.18144059
    This is all very well and good, but we STILL have not heard jack shit about the current status of the 501st.

    This our home unit. I thought maybe we would be a litle more interested in how they're doing.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:56 No.18144061
    >Katharine O'Hare was sent to Suomus Independent Volunteer Squadron for crashing total of 63 Striker Units. For that record, she is nicknamed "Crasher O'Hare".
    >Katherine had the strongest shield out of the Suomus Independent Volunteer Squadron.
    Forget having her at our wing, let's strap her to the roof of whatever we end up flying. Safer in so many ways.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/28/12(Tue)23:56 No.18144073
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    Kathrine hasn't shot us yet, so that's good!
    >> Major Airlift 02/28/12(Tue)23:57 No.18144076
    And she'd up up crashing our Widow.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:58 No.18144093
    You're asking players to be more concerned with the war, rather than trolling opportunities.

    Besides, a Wat Do hasn't come up yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:58 No.18144098
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    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:58 No.18144101

    Hey planefag, did the Manhattan. Project still go through? Or is that above our paygrade?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/28/12(Tue)23:59 No.18144114
    Way way way above our paygrade.

    Also not yet concluded, if this is spring '43.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/12(Tue)23:59 No.18144123
    ...I'd hoping our gnome powers counters her bad luck. Besides I don't think the widow needs some tlc while we head out.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:00 No.18144135
    You're right, I have no idea what I've been smoking to make that kind of mistake.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:01 No.18144140
    Not suggesting what do, merely observing a lack of fucks being given about the "big picture".
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:01 No.18144146

    Unfortunately. You're not the only one with concerns.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:01 No.18144147

    the 501st are the best witches in the world. as long as thy are in the air flying they are basically invincible. and since they asked after us on the radio it can be surmised that, miracle of miracles, they weren't caught flat footed.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:02 No.18144149
    Lemme put it this way. Knowing that there is a project codenamed Manhattan is far enough above our paygrade to get a visit from the OSS for namedropping it.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:02 No.18144152
    Well, we are a PILOT
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)00:03 No.18144161
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    "Coming back from a BARCAP over battleships entering the Channel," you tell him. "We've been pushing those prototype-modified radials at sixty-five pounds of boost for several days with short maintenance time, and..." you shrug. "Bound to happen sooner or later. Engines only have so many hours in 'em."

    Bader nods, then points at a shot-up fighter sitting on the ramp some distance away. "Martians got some good licks into me south of London, so I put down here. Lucky, we've got more planes then pilots these days, so they're fueling up a spare Spitfire for me."

    "What's the situation?" you ask. "I have no clue what's going on."

    Bader sighs, and he looks strained. "The Martians are invading Sussex. In force. They've also landed troops in East Anglia, in force."

    Your heart tightens. "EastChurch?"

    "Safe, but I can't say for how long. They punched through the Coastal Crust like it wasn't there and they're coming up on the GHQ Line fast. The Arun Divisional Stop Line is holding them to the West, but mostly because the river plays merry hell with their Black Smoke."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:03 No.18144172
    >Did the Manhatten Project go through?

    The fuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:04 No.18144180
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:04 No.18144190
    What about the 501st, how are they holding out?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/29/12(Wed)00:04 No.18144194
    I have no fucking clue what half of those abbreviations and euphemisms were.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:05 No.18144204
    "And the 501st? Where are they?"
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:06 No.18144212
    google still works at night bro.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:06 No.18144222

    They're defences lines built against Operation Sealion.
    >> Major Airlift 02/29/12(Wed)00:07 No.18144226
    Barrier Combat Air Patrol
    General Headquarters
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:07 No.18144235
    >Way way way above our paygrade.

    Man has a point, however, once the bomb is done, one has to wonder how long it will be before they start examining pilots to see who would be cut out for making a bomb drop.

    I mean, look at the shit we've already pulled off, knowing we're gnomes or not, our names have probably crossed a desk or two.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:08 No.18144246
    So has Paul Tibbets and a bunch of dudes who actually fly bombers.

    Not to mention sparklebitches
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:09 No.18144255

    The problem is...

    What exactly are you dropping the bomb ON?

    And how the hell do you get in there without getting shot down?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/29/12(Wed)00:09 No.18144262

    This makes me wonder how much of the Maginot line saw combat when the aliums attacked. The Germans hadn't actually bypassed all of it by that time, had they?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:10 No.18144264
    Witches are not cut out for nuke delivery. Shields won't protect them from radiation and not all of them have Trude's superstrength.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)00:10 No.18144270

    "Radio reports coming through?"

    Bader snorts. "I saw it with my own eyes, chap. I was flying ground-attack against them."

    "What'd they bring?"

    He sighs. "Fucking everything. More dreadnaughts, but they're finally fielding them with escorts, now."

    "Yeah, I saw one dropping parasite fighters not an hour ago," you inform him. He swears quietly.

    "The 501st?"

    "Being held in reserve, actually. We know the rotters got an ace up their sleeve, so we're keeping ours close as well. When I sortied they were debating moving to Sutton Field. Barin was too close to the front for comfort, but it's also got ancient magic or summat to protect it." He shrugs. "Fat lot 'o good it did 'em a week ago."

    "I've got to get over there," you say.

    Bader nods. "They need their auxiluries. Big Wing, and all that. But you're not going in *that* bird," he says nodding at Ghostrider.

    "What, then?"

    Bader shrugs. "Little bit of everything ended up here; take your pick."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:10 No.18144277
    I'm picturing a witch manually carrying Little Boy in her arms. That'd be some shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:11 No.18144286
    We're a fighter pilot, what makes you think we'd ever push a bomber through the air.

    Magitek Uranium cannon shells, eyyyyyyyyyy.

    Yes it would work. We gnome, physics is our bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:11 No.18144291
    Kid In A Candy Store mode activated.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/29/12(Wed)00:11 No.18144292
    Do we get a list? Or can we rack our knowledge of ww2 fighters for the perfect plane?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)00:11 No.18144294

    The English countryside is still strewn with OVER 9,000 pillboxes built as invasion defenses. That map shows the defense-in-depth "Stop Lines" built to stop German tanks.

    Ironic, since their only shot at invasion would be with tank-less paratroops. BUT THEN ALIUMS
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:12 No.18144296
    A bibplane. For the trollocity. Or some hurricanes.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:12 No.18144298
    pf suuuuure wants us out of our plane for this... at least we kept it in (mostly) one piece so that we can (hopefully) retrieve her later.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:12 No.18144304
    Need at least one two-seater for Sean, if we can get him calmed down.
    >> Major Airlift 02/29/12(Wed)00:12 No.18144312
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    >"Little bit of everything ended up here; take your pick."

    Does that include a P-61?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:12 No.18144313
    Take a Spitfire
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:12 No.18144314
    I would be damn surprised to see them put an atomic weapon in the hands of a witch. As is the testing for the bomb will probably be longer just to see what the effect of radiation is on magic. Not that the...who was doing arms research at the time? Was DARPA established yet? Anyway, point is they didn't much give two shits h
    About the effect of radiation on people, so maybe not.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:13 No.18144317
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/29/12(Wed)00:13 No.18144320
    Well, in fairness, the English were worried about Goering dropping a tank division at Kent and rolling inland.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:13 No.18144328
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    >"Little bit of everything ended up here; take your pick."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:14 No.18144336
    Bf-110 variant, perhaps? Some came with some damn big cannons.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:14 No.18144339
    ME 262!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:14 No.18144348
    Funny story, my cousin worked for a summer on the course at St. Andrews, and while clearing gorse off of a hill by the shore they uncovered a brick pillbox with a rusted Lewis gun still sitting in it.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:14 No.18144349

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:15 No.18144353
    OK, MC and Ian can pick whatever they want, but what about Sean?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:15 No.18144357
    No lads. We grab a Fairey Swordfish.

    We'll sink those alium battleships, just you fuckin' watch.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:15 No.18144359
    gota go fast mode!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:15 No.18144363
    If we have to split up, have Ian take Sean to track the radar, we'll fly a single seater.

    Ian may be a trained pilot, but he's got nowhere near the combat experience we do, plus Sean doesn't even want to look at us atm.

    And tracking a radio signal hardly requires extreme piloting skills.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:15 No.18144364
    Something with a tail gun maybe. Or another radar plane
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:15 No.18144372
    Kathy is gonna drag him by the ankles through the air.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:16 No.18144377
    He can ride Katherine
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:16 No.18144379
    I don't think they knew much of anything about radiation back then.

    But they've probably got science-y witches all over that thing, putting magic into it. When it goes off, it'll be a huge pink ball of death rather than a ginormous fireball.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:16 No.18144382
    We need more Sanics!
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/29/12(Wed)00:16 No.18144384
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    A Mosquito, obviously
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:16 No.18144385
    Would he NTR Sakamoto like that? I don't think so.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:17 No.18144389
    I also say me-262
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:17 No.18144400
    Standard P-61!

    Keep the party together!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:17 No.18144405

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:17 No.18144410
    They know a bit more now due to Martian masers.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:18 No.18144415
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    Does that include these?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:18 No.18144419
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    this this this!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:18 No.18144426
    F4U Corsair or ME-262
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/29/12(Wed)00:18 No.18144428
    How about an A-20 Havoc?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)00:18 No.18144429
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    You scan the airfield. It's a tiny, one-runway thing, and you're mildly surprised it actually has a concrete runway. A little inspection demonstrates why; it's not just a forward fighter field, but an emergency/forward strip for twin-engine stuff. There's a few Bristol Beaufighters available, one sporting the antenna of a nose-mounted radar. Likewise there's a few A-20 Havocs (or "Bostons" as the limeys call them,) two of which are night-fighter variants as well. A P-40 is sitting under a hastily-applied camouflage net, there's another Spitfire being hastily readied for combat (alongside Bader's borrowed ride,) and you even see-

    "-is that a Buffalo!?" Katherine declares, leaning forward eagerly.

    "... it is," you say, baffled.

    Bader looks over. "Eh? Oh. I think that was on its way to Burma and never made it over for some reason. Then the Battle started and we didn't want to let it go." He scratches his head. "Or it was en-route to Finland when they threw in with the Krauts..." He shrugs. "Whatever, it's there."

    >Ian is a qualified pilot, but not as in-practice.
    >Sean can into aerial gunnery.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:18 No.18144431
    Another vote for a P-61 if we can wing it.

    It's not NTR if we do it with her twin!
    >> Fleet Admiral Anon 02/29/12(Wed)00:18 No.18144432
    I vote we grab either an Me-210 OR Mosquito for us and Sean, and Ian takes whatever he likes, a Spitfire, Mustang, Lightning, anything small and zippy to cover us.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:18 No.18144434
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:18 No.18144435
    <3 <3 <3
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:19 No.18144437
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:19 No.18144440
    So would Bader's wing have the Spitfire VB model yet? Those Hispanos would be nice.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)00:19 No.18144445
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    >wasn't even prompted
    >dat Havoc
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:19 No.18144448
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    a P-12 Rhino
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/29/12(Wed)00:20 No.18144450
    Agreed. Though we want the A20G variant.
    >The glazed nose was replaced by a solid nose containing four 20 mm (.79 in) Hispano cannons and two .50 in M2 Browning machine guns
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:20 No.18144453
    >Crew: 2-3

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:20 No.18144456
    ACQUIRE P-70
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:20 No.18144458
    look up claude eatherly. Hes a rl us.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:20 No.18144460
    We should take the buffalo. Let Ian and Sean have what ever two seater is available.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:20 No.18144465
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    I'll take a jetpack if you have one.

    Shut up, if Strikers exists real in this world, so do jetpacks
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:20 No.18144466
    A-20 A-20
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:21 No.18144474

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:21 No.18144486
    Never mind. Lets do it in a Havoc
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:22 No.18144494
    A-26, if one is available. 3 crew, bombs+guns+fancy remote turrets (just like P-61). No radar (if there was a prototype with radar, I'd pick this, hands-down).

    A-20 Havoc I (or P-70). Slower, older, but still 3 crew+radar+guns/bombs/turret.

    Mossie. Great speed, but ISTR MC has already made a crack about them. Also, no turret, no room for Ian.

    Bf-110. Closest thing to a P-61, but do they even *have* those in Britain?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/29/12(Wed)00:22 No.18144495
    Havoc IF it's the three-seater.

    If it isn't, we and Sean take it while Ian covers us in the Spitfire.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:22 No.18144496
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    Can we make a B-25J appear out of nowhere? Please? :D
    'The last production model of the B-25, often called a cross between the B-25C and the B-25H. It had a transparent nose, but many of the delivered aircraft were modified to have a solid nose. Most of its 14–18 machine guns were forward-facing for strafing missions.'
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/29/12(Wed)00:22 No.18144497
    It's a wonderful aircraft, what variants are available?
    A-20G for silly number of guns?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:23 No.18144508
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    Is it mid-season-upgrade tiem??
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:23 No.18144511
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    Planefag, since I have been enjoying your threads greatly, I thought I should do some drawfaggin as thanks. I plan to continue doing so until the quest stops or my hand curls up into a shriveled monkey's paw. To spice things up a bit, I propose the following system. I give you choices, you pick one (very original, I know) and when I finish it goes in the thread. Then process starts anew. Now, I am slow as hell so there will probably be a few threads between each picture. You pick something hard and it will be longer. Seem fair? Good.

    [ ] Pose as a team, 'cuz shit just got real (Ian, Sean, MC and our one true love: the P-61)

    [ ] Male Bonding: NO HOMO *

    [ ] Cheesecake Picture of MC to Troll Minna (INCREDIBLY HOMO)


    [ ] Witches Sans Britches: Witch of choice gets drawn. Battle mode optional.

    [ ] I reject your reality and substitute my own (WRITE IN CHOICE)

    [ ] Operation Benevolent Overlord (Give the thread the option to choose one of the above. Ends in tears and heart break.)

    * = NOT ACTUAL PORN. This IS 4 Chan, so I feel the need to make that clear
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:23 No.18144514
    Sean and Ian in a radar equipped havoc or beaufighter, us in the Spitfire
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:23 No.18144517
    CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE... ... ...Havoc!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:23 No.18144518
    A20-G, has to be. We must have every fucking gun.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:24 No.18144524
    Sean and ian in a radar equipped defiant, us in the spitfire.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:24 No.18144527
    Only if the G variant.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)00:24 No.18144529

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:24 No.18144535
    >Offer Drawfagging
    >No Rommel Steak-fighting option

    Also...holy shit, dude. That's fucking awesome.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/29/12(Wed)00:24 No.18144539
    This is magnificent and I love you.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:26 No.18144556
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    >Poor Decision Making in Action 4.jpg

    You, my friend are a gentleman and a scholar.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:26 No.18144561
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    >Take jetpack
    >Fly unnoticed to large Martian
    >Strap explosives
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:26 No.18144564
    You sir are a gentleman and a scholar. My vote
    >> Writefag 02/29/12(Wed)00:26 No.18144566
    See any P-38's?


    W-what? It's not like I like Lightnings or anything, they're just a really good plane! That's all!

    ...Stupid Lightning...
    >> Major Airlift 02/29/12(Wed)00:27 No.18144578
    [ ] I reject your reality and substitute my own (WRITE IN CHOICE)

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:27 No.18144580
    We are not worms.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:27 No.18144585

    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/29/12(Wed)00:27 No.18144587
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:28 No.18144591

    Also good fucking work man.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:28 No.18144600
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    Rhinos were flying by 42 this shit is totally legit.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:29 No.18144603
    Havoc, especially if it carries something bigger than .30s.

    Beaufighter would be second choice, but that leaves Ian flying something else and DO NOT SPLIT THE PARTY.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:29 No.18144606
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    I like you.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:29 No.18144612
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    >Nobody asks for one of these

    Really guys?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)00:30 No.18144623
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    >this entire post

    Oh. Oh my. This is so nice.



    Quite good art, too. But I must go with:

    [X] Operation Benevolent Overlord (Give the thread the option to choose one of the above. Ends in tears and heart break.)

    -because there's been plenty of drawfaggable moments, and even though we need a "POSE AS A TEAM" shot just for completeness, Quests are all about spreading the joy around~

    And of course,

    >ends in tears and heartbreak

    Well, that's this quest all over, innit?

    IN OTHER NEWS: Yes, you can still snag a production P-61 or a B-25 or damn near anything else. I just wanted to give Anon a chance to get out of the P-61 for a bit. Before, you know, they deliver your production-model P-61C with the wave-motion generator that shoots guns at the enemy.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:31 No.18144633
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/29/12(Wed)00:31 No.18144634
    Rommel in the fridge.

    Why is this even open to debate?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:31 No.18144638
    Well then shit, why didn't you say so?

    We are a Black Widow crew; we fly Black Widows. Just make sure we get one with a turret so Ian can make use of it.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:31 No.18144639
    Erwin Rommel fighting Dave Stirling with a frozen Kielbasa while Stirling counter attacks with two spatulas
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:31 No.18144640
    >Shoots guns at the enemy.
    But isn't it more efficient to fire bullets instead?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:31 No.18144642
    Do those guns shoot smaller guns?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:32 No.18144647
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:32 No.18144648
    It shoots guns? Do they shoot smaller guns? And those guns shoot even smaller guns?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:32 No.18144651
    [x] Male Bonding: NO HOMO *
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:33 No.18144661
    I think CRY HAVOC is pretty unanimous.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)00:33 No.18144666
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    ... well, it's legal under Aerospace, which is technically out-of-print, so... I'd allow it.

    Hell, we could even use the Tombo. Based on a Tonbo chassis, but... well... I'll let you work it out.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:33 No.18144674
    Oh god I'm torn. On one hand, BLACK WIDOW PRIDE. On the other, FUKKEN HAVOC.

    I'll leave this one up to you, gents. As long as you don't get anyone in a Buffalo because what the fuck is wrong with you
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:33 No.18144676
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/29/12(Wed)00:34 No.18144680
    Is the P-70B-1 of the havoc available?
    Its a converted A-20G with the 4 more mounted cannons where the bomb bay should be and a better radar.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:34 No.18144682

    Fridge, Rommel, Kielbasa, SAS duel, etc
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:34 No.18144686
    How about a Stuka?

    Humanity united and all.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:34 No.18144689

    We fire guns... that are firing on their own!!

    >Gnomes using bits/fannels
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:34 No.18144693

    We know em inside and out
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:34 No.18144697
    I think the me262 was out around 1943
    >> Major Airlift 02/29/12(Wed)00:34 No.18144699
    I vote widow pride.

    Plus there's no need to throw ourselves into combat in an unfamiliar plane we've never flown before.

    Has MC flown any other planes besides the P-61?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:34 No.18144700
    Sounds pretty much ideal to me
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:34 No.18144701
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:35 No.18144705
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    PBY Catalina
    >Packs heat
    >Storage room
    >Ability to land in water
    >Night attack and naval interdiction
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/29/12(Wed)00:35 No.18144710
    This...pleases me.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:35 No.18144714
    P-51. Make it so. It must be done. We must best Chuck at his own game, to prove our superiority.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:36 No.18144719
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    Hey planefag, you said Luke was a balloon buster right? By any chance did he happen to fly a SPAD XII ca. by any chance?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:36 No.18144721

    Quick, distract him!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:36 No.18144722
    Minna pic please
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/29/12(Wed)00:36 No.18144723
    [x] Pose as a team
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:36 No.18144730
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    Dats... dats almost enuff dakka.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:36 No.18144733
    A P-70. A slower than our current waifu, but it'll do for the time being.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:36 No.18144743
    I mean, we wear P-61 boxers. What does that tell you about us?
    >> Will 02/29/12(Wed)00:36 No.18144747
    Is there really a choice besides another Widow? We know them inside and out, our crew is good on them, and they have the equipment we need for what we're going to do.
    >> Major Airlift 02/29/12(Wed)00:37 No.18144748
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    Delicious delicious fatlas...
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/29/12(Wed)00:37 No.18144754
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    can you draw the scene where Ian is sitting on the couch looking terrible while Perrine is drinking tea
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:37 No.18144761

    >Implying you don't deserve something cool for your efforts

    Drawfag here.

    You are too kind. Or you are just trolling to watch the tears of everyone when their choice doesn't get picked. Either way, I approve.

    Looks like it is write in choice so far.

    Leading contenders:

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:38 No.18144787
    I really like the A-20, but TBH, the P-61 is more powerful and maneuverable, and most of our flight time has been spent in one. If one is available, we should take it, because all three of us know how it works.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:39 No.18144789
    2 FRAMES
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:39 No.18144792
    all of my boners
    >> Major Airlift 02/29/12(Wed)00:39 No.18144794
    Rommel leaping out of the fridge at Stirling with his deadly meat weaponry.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:39 No.18144802
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    The chase after "he read your book." The way I picture it, it would resemble pic related, but with more Rommel Trollface.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:39 No.18144803
    rolled 1 = 1

    Rommel being chased by angry Patton
    >> Writefag 02/29/12(Wed)00:39 No.18144805

    This. I think it pretty neatly encompasses SWQ.

    "Pilots and the witches that stalk them."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:40 No.18144818
    go for the p61
    but if not il take a havoc
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:40 No.18144823
    Aight, throwing in with another P61.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:40 No.18144826

    Like we don't want the massive HOMO

    ((Do the HOMO one, lets just say its for Trude, yeah?))
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:41 No.18144842

    I concur. Also...would the special parts from our widow be interchangeable? Hmmmm....
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:42 No.18144852
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    I personally would want to see MC running against volleys of martian fires holding miyafuji who is raising a shield and she is screaming "son of a duck"
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:42 No.18144854
    The special parts that are all busted up anyway? Don't think so.

    Eh, we'll just have to make do without WEP.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:42 No.18144858
    I thought we used those to make our robot friends...
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:42 No.18144862
    The "special parts" are our engines, which currently need an overhaul.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:43 No.18144872
    Sounds awesome, lets do it. Massive offense and radar is as good as it gets right now.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:43 No.18144873

    Those special parts are the ENGINES. One of which kind of... caught fire a little. So no. No we cannot.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:43 No.18144876
    The other ladies are nice and all, but we know everything about her, how she turns and behaves under pressure. Now's not the time to be trying out new airframes.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:43 No.18144880
    What special parts? The radio that is TOO DELICATE TO TOUCH or the engines that are ASPLODED?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:44 No.18144892

    im for it
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:45 No.18144899
    fine but after the battle we pick out some planes to try out.

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:45 No.18144905
    A-20 A-20

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:46 No.18144913
    this sounds go. Promise the Widow we'll be back for her
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:46 No.18144916
    Minna giggling
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:46 No.18144921

    Glad to see another Mistie haunts the quest scene. Carry on, bro.

    Also, +1 for gettin' with our Widow's sister.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/29/12(Wed)00:47 No.18144929
    We must score at least one railing kill at some point.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:47 No.18144930
    While that's true and all, a good argument can be made for getting a heavier plane with more dakka for this particular encounter, you know, seeing how there are plenty of heavies out there.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:47 No.18144932
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:47 No.18144938
    I'd say go with the havoc. might as well try something new out
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:47 No.18144939
    Sounds like a sexy mistress.

    Let's get her.
    >> CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP... planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)00:48 No.18144945
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    You're tempted by the Beaufighter - that aggressive forward-slung bulldog look, the powerful cannons, the nimble responsiveness of the lighter aircraft... but Radar has been too good a friend to you in the past, and Sean is an average gunner, but a radar genius. And now is not the time to stick Ian in a fighter, alone, and test his rusting skills in combat.

    "The A-20," you declare.

    Ground crewmen rush about, hooking up fuel lines, checking ammo and going over the control surfaces for any missed damage or obstructions. It's almost soothing to see them rushing around the Douglass.

    "Ever flown one of those beasts before?" Ian asks you.

    "Hell yes. It was my advanced trainer at Twin-Engine school."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:48 No.18144946

    It must be this! Rommel Rommel Rommel
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:48 No.18144951

    I'm going to have to vote for the massive amounts of GUNS this option provides. Sadly wikimagic tells me they only flew in the Pacific theater. So if one of them doesn't MAGICALLY show up, that gives us 4 7.7mm nose guns, 2 dorsal, and 1 on the belly. And bombs.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:48 No.18144953
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:49 No.18144957
    dis gun b gud

    Also, I want to reiterate, I think we need to keep the gang together for maximum gnome coordination.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:49 No.18144959

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:49 No.18144961
    please tell me we get to keep it....
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/29/12(Wed)00:49 No.18144964
    If two carriers that never even tastes Atlantic salt can be here, the MOAR DAKKA 20 can be here.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:49 No.18144965
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:49 No.18144966

    Apologize to Ghostrider, tell her we'll just lie back and think of England.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/29/12(Wed)00:49 No.18144967
    Do we know what variant?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:50 No.18144972
    Please be an A-20G
    Please be an A-20G
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:50 No.18144981
    Please tell me it's an up-gunned version with Hispanos and Ma, not that .30 biplane garbage... :)
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:50 No.18144982
    Oh shit, almost forgot.

    Demand the footage from the gun camera on that P-61 we just flew, It has images of us hitting a flying battleship with massive missiles and we absolutely must have those pics.
    >> Major Airlift 02/29/12(Wed)00:50 No.18144983
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    I feel dirty cheating on the Widow...
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:51 No.18144992
    Oh shit!
    Yeah, we can't forget great combat footage like that.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:51 No.18145000
    Oh, fuck, THIS. We can't lose DREADNOUGHT KILLSHOT
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:52 No.18145002
    OH FUCK. Can't forget our priceless cargo.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:52 No.18145003
    we cant be tied down by one plane bro its not healthy
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)00:52 No.18145006
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    "No shit. They were trying to get us trained on this goofy little purpose-built chibi-bomber, but it was unstable as hell, and..."

    "The hell is Chibi?"

    You shrug. "I dunno. Yoshika called an I-16 'Chibi' and that trainer had that same kind of..." you make soft patting motions in the air with your hands, like you're rounding off a ball of dough.

    "Adorably stunted?"

    You nod.

    Ian snorts. "Sounds like a word the Japs could use, all right."

    You take a feeble swipe at him. "And it's Yoshika now? Aww, dose widdle pilot have a guurl-friend?"

    "Better then a stal-"

    "No shit," Ian cuts you off dourly. "Hey. Hey, think you can cut it out with that shit?"

    "What shit?" Sean says innocently, running the whetstone down the length of his broadsword's blade.

    "It's sharp enough, okay? Okay?"

    Sean runs the stone down his blade again, staring at you with cold, empty eyes.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:52 No.18145008
    She'll understand
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:52 No.18145011
    We need two copies of that. One for our own personal viewing...

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:52 No.18145013
    yes! definitely yes!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:52 No.18145014

    You fucking genius!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:53 No.18145016
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:53 No.18145027
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/29/12(Wed)00:53 No.18145029
    I'm ok with this.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:54 No.18145033
    Oh right.

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:54 No.18145034
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)00:54 No.18145036

    Don't think so... think he flew a Nieuport. Frank Luke made his mark early-war.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/29/12(Wed)00:54 No.18145046
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:55 No.18145051
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:55 No.18145052
    Yeah, I fucked with you. You fucked with me. It happened, it's done, we've got pantsless broads to show up.

    Deal with it and get inside.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:55 No.18145053
    Sean seems happy.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:55 No.18145058

    There were -70 variants of the -20Gs. That brings us up to:

    4x 20mm Hispano Cannons and
    2x .50 Browning Machine guns in the nose, and
    2x 0.303 in Brownings on our dorsal turret.
    1x 0.303 Vickers in a belly turret AAAAAND
    4x 20mm Cannons in the bomb
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:55 No.18145059
    More like adopted little sister. She takes such good care of us, even though we're so irresponsible.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:55 No.18145066
    "The pilot stays in the intercom loop for a reason, Sean. No going Braveheart on us just because object lessons were required.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:56 No.18145076
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:56 No.18145077
    We'll be back for her.

    We just need to see other airframes for a while. But when we get together again, and she's fully repaired, our time apart will make the alium raping reunion that much sweeter.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:56 No.18145080
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    Dear lord... That's... That's a whole lot of dakka.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:56 No.18145081
    But can't you Imagine (our version of) Luke shooting down shit with a manually operated 37mm cannon from a biplane?
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/29/12(Wed)00:56 No.18145082
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    rolled 76 = 76


    BTW, is O' Hare coming with?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:56 No.18145083
    Wonder what o'hare is up to.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/29/12(Wed)00:57 No.18145088
    Dat's zoggin' orky!
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/29/12(Wed)00:57 No.18145096
    I mentioned the P-70B-1 earlier, though it looks like we have a normal A-20G.
    It would be brilliant if we got the 70B-1 though.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:58 No.18145100
    We need to keep this beast! first thing we do when we get back to base is paint her like the widow
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:58 No.18145104
    Indeed. He only got what was coming to him.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:58 No.18145105
    Dammit we do not go back on Ghostrider like that
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:59 No.18145110
    Even better, we paint the widow on the side.

    She'll always be with us.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:59 No.18145111
    They had 4x20+2x.50 in the nose AND the radar?

    Plus another 4x20 in the belly?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:59 No.18145117
    we keep both you moron!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:59 No.18145124
    We can keep her till they fix the Widow's engines, but that's it.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:59 No.18145126
    Don't forget our glorious guncamera footage, planefag!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)00:59 No.18145128
    rolled 52 = 52

    Name her the banshee?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:00 No.18145134
    If we actually downed that dreadnought, we will be bona-fide heroes.

    There won't be a woman alive who could resist us.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:00 No.18145135
    Most animu heroes have a harem of girls.

    WE have a harem of aircraft.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)01:00 No.18145138
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    "I'm really sorry about that whole insanity thing," you say to Sean.

    "... You Are Not," he declares in a flat voice.

    "... yeah he's right about that," you admit to Ian. Ian does that Distance thing again. Fucking drama queen. Your shenanigans aren't THAT bad.

    The ground crew finishes with the A-20 in short order and your crew mounts up. Sean heads to the back to tinker with the radar equipment, and Ian checks the guns.

    "This bitch has TWO dorsal guns," Ian calls from the back with satisfaction. "And a power turret!"

    "They've had'em for a while, man."

    'Scuse me, last Douglass I saw still had a bombsight," he says with a sniff. "You know, for people who could aim with precision."

    "Your penis size has nothing to do with mission effectiveness," you snort. You flip down the back-up iron sighs and peer through them as you settle into the pilot's seat. It's a one-seat cockpit, more like a fighter then a bomber. You were expecting six .50s in the nose, like most A-20Gs, but the radar dish and equipment occupies that spot, naturally.

    Which is why this ship has four 20mm cannons mounted in the belly.


    Oh yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:00 No.18145142
    Also, do we get a radar with this model?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:00 No.18145143
    Gentlemen, we've done it.

    We have enough dakka.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:00 No.18145146
    yep we must get both!
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/29/12(Wed)01:01 No.18145149
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    We sure be Man-Slut.

    >OFW Widow is back at base.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:01 No.18145150

    That's what it looks like from the wiki.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:01 No.18145155

    Hey, know what we should do? Train the older witches up as combat pilots. So that when their magic starts to fade, they can still fight on the front lines and not go all emo-mopey "I'm going to make a sword that fucks me up badly" on everyone so that they can keep on fighting for just a little longer.

    We can build our own squadron of hot crazy pilot chicks.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:01 No.18145159

    I like the cut o' this guy's jib. we are commandeering pilot O'Hare for the duration of current hostilities. If she tries to defy us, we goad her into it via maximum overtroll.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:02 No.18145169

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:03 No.18145181
    Witches in Planefag's setting don't lose magic as they age.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:03 No.18145185
    In this AU the Witches don't lose their magic.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:03 No.18145187
    ...why not, have another yes vote.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:04 No.18145192
    I think they do, but it's much delayed (so Sakamoto isn't in danger of losing her mojo any time soon)
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:04 No.18145193
    Time to link up with the rest of our squadron
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/29/12(Wed)01:04 No.18145198
    Yes! Planefag you are kind to us!
    Now let us find a target for our ludicrous amount of dakka, we can inform the 501st that we outgun the entire squadron a bit later.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/29/12(Wed)01:04 No.18145206
    rolled 56 = 56


    Does this mean we'll have some withered old Sakamocrone in '74 trying to keep up with the younger jet bunnies?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:05 No.18145209
    So, basically, we have the same fixed guns as a P-61, weaker turret guns, but a good radar and a ventral gun. We also are slower and less maneuverable, but most likely have more armor, which probably works well with the BRRRRRT that we're going to be doing.

    Also... ordnance? Can we get some more
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:05 No.18145210
    Only one question remains
    Rockets, Drop tanks, or Bombs
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/29/12(Wed)01:05 No.18145212
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:06 No.18145219
    Fuck you, get the drop tanks.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:06 No.18145221
    May as well. An escort would be nice, we can do more crazy attack runs with one.

    And the reactions from the other Witches of the 501st should be interesting.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:06 No.18145227
    Where's that .gif that one guy mad?
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/29/12(Wed)01:06 No.18145230
    rolled 53 = 53

    If we had, say: A Mitchell, could have said yes to all three.

    >Just saying.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:06 No.18145233
    There are surprisingly few full-size pictures of Christopher Judge's head.

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:06 No.18145239

    Fuck that can we get some BK 37 gunpods?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:07 No.18145242

    >Coch'lea2 ntsLuke

    See, even Luke supports me.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:07 No.18145243
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    In the other thread
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:07 No.18145248
    Drop Tanks this time. We're going to be needing the endurance to stay in the air.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:07 No.18145253
    >Make retarded decision
    >GM Fiat makes us survive it
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:08 No.18145256
    Fuck yes more dakka
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/29/12(Wed)01:08 No.18145258
    You either have ludicrous number of guns and no radar. Or you loose the nose guns and gain radar., we have the latter. We still have a large number of large guns.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:08 No.18145261
    will we try to contact the 501st before we take off, or can we do that in the air?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:08 No.18145264

    And if we really need a bomb, Ian's impossible shooting skills can turn it into a FAE
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:09 No.18145273
    We're on a short-ranged mission, for once. No more than a few hundred miles (whether we go north or south), and we have a combat range of 1,000 miles, compared to the P-61's ~600ish.

    I think we're fine on gas. The beams weren't coming from Switzerland.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:09 No.18145277
    210 Hell, it's '43. You should be asking for the considerably-better 410.

    Preferably one with the 5cm Bordkanone or extra 30mms in addition to the 20mms and MGs.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:09 No.18145278
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:09 No.18145279
    Guys, our combat radius is nearly twice that of our widow, we don't need DTs.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:09 No.18145280

    testing planefags patience for our bullshit is basically the point, no?
    >> Writefag 02/29/12(Wed)01:09 No.18145283

    Rockets. We already know that the Martians are using Dreads so we should probably pack some heat to take them out.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:10 No.18145295
    The Havoc's got a radio set, so we could just as easily contact the unit when we're in the air.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:10 No.18145303
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    "I got that feeling," Ian says, "When you're leaving a hotel, you know? You forgot something? Well, I got the... fire suppressant solution."

    "I have my sword," Sean growls from his position near the ventral gun port.

    "I've got what I want," you say, tucking the film canister from Ghostrider's automated gun camera into your jacket pocket. Yee-haw.

    You're mildly surprised when Katherine O'Hare and Bader both form on your wing after take-off, but Bader's smart enough to fight with friends, and Katherine... well, the chances of her flying back to her boat when the war's on soil is pretty low, you figure. Still, it's an odd sight - a Witch and a Spitfire flying formation with an A-20 (well, P-70, whatever. Army and their fucking acronym overload.)

    "The radio is a fucking mess, tell ya what," Sean grumps from the back. "It's utter fucking chaos."

    "Any word?" Ian shouts over the engine roar.

    "Not sure," Sean says. "Sounds like most of the RAF and the Eight is flying short hops for ground-pounding - like, two miles away short. Either that, or pulling back."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:11 No.18145319
    Voting for Rokkits and keeping Katherine.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:11 No.18145322
    >Because fuck your Dreadnoughts
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:12 No.18145335
    Doing it on the ground has the advantage of NOT BEING INTERCEPTED.

    Since our mission will likely involve the beams, this is a plus.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/29/12(Wed)01:12 No.18145337
    >That image
    Expected photoshop, got formation of sequential seakings.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:12 No.18145339
    Guys, I know we already made our decision.
    But before we congratulate ourself on all our dakka, let's take a look at the A-26

    Up to 8 0.50 in (12.7 mm) M2 Browning machine guns in the nose (1,600 rpg)
    8 0.50 in (12.7 mm) M2 machine guns paired in four optional underwing pods
    2 0.50 in (12.7 mm) M2 machine guns in remote-controlled dorsal turret
    2 0.50 in (12.7 mm) M2 machine guns in remote-controlled ventral turret
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:13 No.18145343
    Fly to the CASTLE

    Get ORDERS.

    FOLLOW them.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:13 No.18145356
    >When you're leaving a hotel, you know? You forgot something?

    Ah... fuck. This is not a good feel.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/29/12(Wed)01:13 No.18145359
    Oh god...what did we forget?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:14 No.18145366
    More remindan gaems: We gotta make sure Minna knows the details on the mission from after we landed.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:14 No.18145369
    This is what confuses me. Planefag is a good storyteller because he takes our choices and crafts the story around them. If we'd taken the droptanks there likely wouldn't have been the big dreadnought fight. It seems likely that we got that BECAUSE we took rockets. It's the way you take people's choices and make it their story that they can enjoy instead of going, "AHAHAHA, FAGGOTS, YOU HAD A 33% CHANCE OF PICKING THE WRONG ANSWER. HOPE YOU LIKE DYING" which to me, is frankly railroading in a slightly different form. Sure the players have choices but they're punished if they choose any except the one that's "right".

    There was no right or wrong answer there. Just different directions. But, honestly, I think we all already knew this. This is less about if we picked the right or wrong answer. It's about several people throwing a tantrum because they didn't get exactly what they wanted.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:14 No.18145372
    ... Uh huh sure buddy.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:14 No.18145374
    >Fuck ton of dreadnoughts
    Rockets, unless our piloting skills are good enough to drop bombs on dreads, but...wait, what would our total payload of rockets be? We also have to remember that we don't have our godly engines anymore, our maneuverability will be shot to hell compared to what we're used to.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:14 No.18145375
    We might have left a few fucks back in the Widow, but that's alright.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:15 No.18145380

    The scotch?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:15 No.18145381
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:15 No.18145384
    Y'know, if Ghostrider is going to be down for a few days anyways for repairs, we should ask if our Hero status permits us to have a few upgrades... like replacing the quad Hispanos with a pair of Mk108s with LOTS of ammo... and replacing the quad fiddies with ANOTHER pair of Mk108s (Trude has some, so we know 30x90 is being made *somewhere*).

    Ian might never be the same again once he gets to shoot hand grenades at Martians... but, that's a small price to pay.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:15 No.18145389
    Didn't see action until '44 though.

    And I'd rather have a bordkanone than a bunch of .50s
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:15 No.18145390
    >Time for the tears

    Drawfag here. So the votes are:


    Rommel/Stiriling Shenanigans

    [x] Male Bonding: NO HOMO *


    Witches Sans Britches: Minna

    You Dun Goofed: Ian/Perrine Tea Time Electric Bugaloo (I like this. Consider it added to the list)

    "MC running against volleys of martian fires holding miyafuji who is raising a shield and she is screaming "son of a duck""


    [x] Pose as a team


    Well, looks like it the Rommel/Stirling option wins by a wide margin. I like some of the suggestions you guys had though and will add them for next time. Also, I think I might need to wait until the end of the thread next time. I feel like I threw a massive derailment into the middle of everything by posting when I did. Oh well.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:16 No.18145394
    The booze that was stocked in the cockpits, and the film reel from the gun camera.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:16 No.18145401

    Also, how about Miyafuji in Aviators, strolling next to us. We're a pair of no-fucks giving fliers, and she's our apprentice.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/29/12(Wed)01:16 No.18145405
    No you didn't.

    A good writefag isn't dissuaded by his fans deciding what of their material they want MORE of.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:16 No.18145406
    Maybe but... the gnome sign we put up? I'm gonna lose sleep over this if we don't figure it out.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:17 No.18145418
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    >forgot something

    i expect to hear about this in the future,
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:17 No.18145421
    We got the reel
    fffffffuck yesssssssss
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:17 No.18145422

    Probably something war related. Something big.

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:17 No.18145425
    We got the film. Third line.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:18 No.18145434

    Were we still storing that duffel of weapons in the widow?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:19 No.18145439


    My body cringes in sympathic pain.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:19 No.18145444
    Nope, still got our balls.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:19 No.18145452
    If we feel like we forgot something we should head over to the other plane and give it a once over.
    Just to double check
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:19 No.18145454
    >I bet I know what this is
    >That faggot's gonna get fu-
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:19 No.18145455
    Yes, that comment explained why they went /back/ to the P-61 which they had already /left/.

    It had been forgotten when they left the plane, and then they had that "I forgot something" feeling and went back.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:20 No.18145460
    We already in the air
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:20 No.18145463
    While we're in the air? How do you think that will work?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:20 No.18145465

    Ah... that makes sense.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:21 No.18145478
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:21 No.18145488
    Yeah, but no cannons, because BuOrd (or was it somebody else this time?) was so incompetent they couldn't build Hispanos from the blueprints, even after the Brits TOLD us what we were doing wrong.

    An A-26 with a heavy cannon-based armament and a radar? Now, I'd go for that. We could actually out-fly most fighters at Himalayan elevations, and Ian's skills could keep us alive at lower altitudes.

    Plus, it's one of the few aircraft, other than the P-61/B-29, to use the newfangled remote turrets.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:22 No.18145489

    Sure is BEAMS, Sean. Check for those goddamn beams, we're not going to hear anything over the general chaos of the radio now without knowing where to look. So look for something we know how to find.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:22 No.18145497


    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/29/12(Wed)01:23 No.18145507
    Track down the beams and see what the alien vermin are painting, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:23 No.18145508
    I miss that show
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 02/29/12(Wed)01:23 No.18145517
    rolled 49 = 49



    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:24 No.18145518
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    Gone but not forgotten.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)01:25 No.18145533
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    "What else?"

    Sean is quiet for a few minutes.

    "Lots of Home Guard traffic," he says at last. "Boys wouldn't know OPSEC if it bit 'em in the ass, but hey. Lots of talk about waiting on the armor and... they keep on saying 'you can always take one with you'."

    You all go quiet at that.

    "Don't tell me they're still using those goddamn thermos'o'thermite things?"

    "No, they issued them Gammon bombs months ago," Ian tells you.

    "Woo hoo, cloth bag full of TNT, big fucking deal."

    "It's bad down there," Ian says softly.

    "Choke on it," Sean says brusquely. "Oh no, there's Martians within twenty miles of the coastline of the worlds largest battleship fleet! Once they get here, it's all over but the bitter Martian bitch tears."

    "So where are they?" you ask.

    "... shut up," Sean replies, and you take that as good advice. You all shut the hell up.

    You put down at Sutton Field, on the outskirts of London, not thirty minutes later. Even after months of flying over it, you're still constantly surprised by just how small England is, compared to the 'States. Forty miles ain't much, not at 300+ MPH. The pattern is confused as hell, with inbound and outbound strikes flying every-which-way, and you count yourself lucky that no level bombers are paying a visit at the moment. Without Bader's authority, you would've been in a holding pattern longer then you were in transit.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:26 No.18145543
    It begins
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/29/12(Wed)01:26 No.18145549
    I'll tell you where they fucking are: they got teleported away by the Philadelphia Project's horrible, horrible shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:27 No.18145552
    Say, why are we in London? I thought we were linking up with our unit.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:27 No.18145555
    Huh? We didn't go back. We just got in the Havoc, Ian said the "forgetting stuff" line, we checked over our stuff, made sure we had what we wanted and took off. We never went back to get stuff.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:29 No.18145572
    Because the 501st was temporarily transferred to Sutton Field.

    And we need to triangulate those radar beams.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:29 No.18145576

    "got" is past tense
    he "got" that feeling prior to the scene, you went /back/ to the widow, retrieved your items, and went to the havok, you proceeded to have the conversation planefag posted.

    Goddamn you fucking retard.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:30 No.18145587

    Gorram. GORRAM! Shit is for real-real; not for play-play. Voting to gather intel, gather gas, and find them beemz!


    Chill, brother. It'll all be fine.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:30 No.18145590
    Find Minna
    Report beam findings
    >Rub dread kill in Chucks face
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:30 No.18145594
    Do we have any guns on us? We need some when we go chasing after chisrs
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:31 No.18145601
    this is probably the best idea, but it's already 1:30, so I don't think we'll get the chance tonight.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:31 No.18145604
    .>"I got that feeling"

    Pretty sure he means it like "I have that feeling." You know, slang and stuff. People have this tendency to do that sometimes. Also, calm the fuck down. No need to get so butthurt.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:32 No.18145613
    Also, if we sortie, we go in force.
    >> Starshadow 02/29/12(Wed)01:33 No.18145614
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    I can't think of anything we left in the Widow. Except maybe those tommy guns and the emergency booze.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:33 No.18145616
    Or, since we /left/ the widow without half the items mentioned, and then in that scene we /had/ the fucking items he meant it in that exact sense and you're a retard.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:33 No.18145621


    I prefer Rectal Ragnarok myself.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:34 No.18145633
    I read it as him saying that he has the feeling now, and then saying what he grabbed, to see if anyone thought of something they forgot.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:35 No.18145639
    Maybe I'm right, maybe you are. Calm the /hell/ down. Also there's fact that it was never at any point stated that we went back. Just sayin'.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:35 No.18145641

    Gotta go with anal crusaded, though yours is definatly one I shall remember for future use.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:37 No.18145662
    >leaving the widow
    no film in our hands, conversation with other pilot, pick out plane

    >now we have the film.
    Where oh where did we get that from? oh yes the Widow.

    Film teleported to us, yup.

    This is you.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:39 No.18145687
    there was a fair bit of time between picking out the plane and getting in the plane that was undocumented. it's not unreasonable to assume that we went back then. stop being an idiot
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:40 No.18145696
    rolled 17 = 17

    Like that newspaper on the carrier and those silk scarves and that pistol we pulled on Mio and Minna from our belt with no pants.

    Sometimes we have things without them being pointed out.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/29/12(Wed)01:40 No.18145708
    Does it fucking matter? Does the fate of this quest hinge on the wording of a single sentence? If no, shut the hell up and enjoy the quest.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:42 No.18145729
    >that pistol we pulled on Mio and Minna from our belt with no pants
    That was in a shoulder holster.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:42 No.18145733
    Not to detract from your point, but actually, the pistol was very cleverly mentioned--something to the effect of "You strap on the most important piece of gear" or somesuch.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:42 No.18145735
    But my autism!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:42 No.18145738

    ^ What he said. Man, the 'sperg is so thick in here you could cut it with a brick...
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:43 No.18145746

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:43 No.18145750


    And I thought he was strapping on his penis.

    Shows me, eh?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)01:44 No.18145761
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    It doesn't take long to find out the 501st is indeed at Sutton Farm. Even with Martians launching the long-feared invasion of their homeland, even with their countrymen dying on the beaches, the landing grounds, the fields and the streets and the hills, even with the end of the thousand-year-old British Empire possibly at hand, well, twelve teenage girls in their underwear still make a serviceman stop dead in his tracks. Sometimes you wonder if Mary Madeline flashing some leg at Golgotha couldn't have let Jesus make a clean break for it, cross and all while the Centurions picked their jaws off the ground.

    Or perhaps they were jaded by the donkey-Collesieum thing. History isn't your strong suit.

    You soon learn the 501st's Witches are being entertained in the unofficial officer's club, which is to say the closest pub. Bader, familiar with the place, leads you to a brick building identified as "The Good Intent," which causes you to examine the flagstones of the sidewalk most suspiciously. Bader almost walks in the front door before he notices you and your crewmates sidling down the alley to enter through a side-door out of long-ingrained habit.

    You had fun at EastChruch's O-Club, oh yes you did.

    Slipping in the door, you hear a girl crying almost immediately.

    It's coming from one of those high-backed, well-padded booths sometimes tucked into the corners of English pups for drinkers with private business to discuss. By the bar you see the other Witches of the 501st, all looking tense and scared and anxious as hell as they ignore half-filled mugs of this and that.

    A quick glance at their numbers tells you who's crying in the corner before you even start identifying them. Of all the Witches, there's only one who ends up sitting alone most days.

    >How we gonna play this?
    >> Starshadow 02/29/12(Wed)01:46 No.18145781
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    What other answer is there?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:46 No.18145783

    Give the stare to Ian. Thats his show and his alone.

    Get ready to bust some heads if he needs backup.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:46 No.18145786
    Oh god... read the mood or go for broke and yell "MISS ME?"

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:46 No.18145787
    >Or perhaps they were jaded by the donkey-Collesieum thing. History isn't your strong suit.
    I love you forever.

    Aw damn it. Okay, we can do this not-dick thing. Ask someone else what's wrong first, then try approaching her.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:46 No.18145792
    Ian, if you ever want me to do anything for you again, you will go over there and comfort that girl, I need to talk to Wing Commander Wilke.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:46 No.18145796
    Read the mood, play it smooth
    >> Arcbound 02/29/12(Wed)01:47 No.18145797
    Troll softly.

    Push Ian into her lap.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)01:47 No.18145804
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    It's important for writers to learn, at some point, that they can indeed let some things be implied. For instance, Ian doing the old "last minute check - did I forget anything?" thing we all do implies they already went through the Widow for all your shit. Writers who don't realize this waste a LOT of time writing "Then you go here and get this then go there and get that and then you go here and get this," apparently terrified that readers will be too thick to work things out for themselves.

    And that's just silly. Readers aren't that stupid.

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:47 No.18145807
    rolled 95 = 95

    That is Ian's thing to handle. We are on a schedule here. Give him a look and and a shove if necessary and then head further in.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:47 No.18145808


    We poll our wingmates. "What happened?"
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:48 No.18145810
    Announce the fact "YOU ARE SMALL TIME" to our witches. Then ask em what happened/\.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:48 No.18145812
    This. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:48 No.18145813
    We need to play this cool. Suave. Able to make the 501 stop being so depressing.

    Naturally, we need to stare in shock at the girls, shout out "I didn't know it was THIS kind of gentleman's club!" and remove our pants in lieu of boxers.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:48 No.18145815
    >readers aren't stupid

    Should we tell him?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:48 No.18145818
    Ian's responsibility.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:48 No.18145820
    Yeah, this needs to go to Ian. While we give no fucks, it may not be the best time to troll the fuck out of her with all shit breaking loose.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/29/12(Wed)01:48 No.18145821
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    Cheer up, emo kid! We're all alive!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:48 No.18145822
    Perrine's a bitch, but that's still mean of them. I say we drag her over to the others and sit her down.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:48 No.18145823
    Walk up to bar, order two beers. Plop down in booth with crying witch.

    Roll with it from there.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:48 No.18145824
    I haven't seen that meme in ages.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:49 No.18145828

    No no, he might get all GS on us.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:49 No.18145833
    >Readers aren't that stupid.
    >on 4chan, a site known for it's user base and their eccentric ways
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:49 No.18145834
    Walk in, loudly order a beer (nothing too strong, we gotta fly), and report to our CO.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:49 No.18145835
    Not even Perrine deserves that shit. Take a seat.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:49 No.18145836
    Uh, you guys
    Don't seem to get it:
    Pantless girls
    Lots of alchohol

    Them Witches be getting harassed.
    Them MANLY MEN be harassing OUR WITCHES.
    I think we need to pick up the nearest unoccupied bar stool and start clearing an evacuation route.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)01:49 No.18145838


    >> Major Airlift 02/29/12(Wed)01:49 No.18145842

    >caring about perrine

    I certainly hope you still don't do this.

    No need for trolls, get some info updates on what's going. Inform them we killed a dreadnaught cause we're awesome. Suggest we go save Chris.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:50 No.18145843
    Oh boy. Now we're going to debate what you meant by that. Anuses will be annihilated.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:50 No.18145844
    The way I've DM'd, that happens so fucking often.

    >just leave town
    >"DM, can I go back to town to get this basic necessity/quest related item/what have you that my dumb ass forgot to mention picking up?" "Your character remembered even though you didn't, dumbass."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:50 No.18145846
    "I think I'm hallucinating again."
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    >in a pub
    >more than half of the Witches are under 21 or whatever the legal drinking age is at the time
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/29/12(Wed)01:50 No.18145853
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    Oh and we have to introduce O'hare!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:50 No.18145854
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    Shit, I wonder how long this image will stay relevant.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:50 No.18145855
    Welcome to war.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:50 No.18145858
    We should say hello to the lone witch like only we can, we can't really get into mission details in the pub, so we can sit down, have a nice pint and a chit chat, then take the important shit outside and get to business, once we have wetted the ol whistle.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:51 No.18145859
    I really don't think we have time to waste right now. We need to talk to Minna about the signal beam thingies.

    Also, I didn't quite follow the whole side door bit. What's with that?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:51 No.18145860
    Why is she crying and not Lynette? It's not like her homeland is being- oh wait.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:51 No.18145862

    Be nice... We don't need to do shit to cheer up Perrine... The moment she sees us here, she'll perk up... Or pounce on our associate.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:51 No.18145863
    Turn that frown upside down. If all else fails, set up the film and show off how you took down the Dread
    >> Writefag 02/29/12(Wed)01:51 No.18145864

    You mean there's a witch by herself unaware of our approach and there's any goddamn question of what we're gonna do?

    Who are you and what have you done with Planefag?

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:51 No.18145868
    Bitches go wild when you lose the pants. Trust me on this one. I've done the research.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:52 No.18145872
    This is the bar where we fought with... Luke?
    >> Arcbound 02/29/12(Wed)01:52 No.18145877
    Crack skulls.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)01:52 No.18145879
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    >Oh and we have to introduce O'hare!

    You have no idea how much I've been looking forward to this.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:52 No.18145880
    Time for us to use our unflappable face on Ian. Then commence the final part of Operation: Get Our Wingmen To Kill Us
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:52 No.18145884
    >Shove Ian to booth
    >Get a Beer
    >Find Minna
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:52 No.18145888
    How about just triggering the fire alarm?

    Clear out the fucking riff raff.

    Offering drinks to witches on standby. Bastard pieces of shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:53 No.18145894
    That was the one on our base, and we're unfamiliar with this one, apparently.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:53 No.18145895
    Give her some support if possible, then get back to work.

    There's a war going on.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)01:53 No.18145899

    You're used to entering any drinking establishment by the side-door, out of long-ingrained habit, because more often then not there's somebody laying for you by the main entrance.

    You're just that fucking popular. Wonder why.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:53 No.18145902
    >By the bar you see the other Witches of the 501st, all looking tense and scared and anxious as hell as they ignore half-filled mugs of this and that.

    Obviously the girls aren't worried about Martian Operation: Sea Lion and the fact that people are dying while they sit on their ass in a bar. They're clearly just distraught because they haven't seen us for half a day or so.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:54 No.18145911
    If they're messing with our witches then shits about to get real
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:54 No.18145916
    Look, we don't know if everybody's upset because we're overdue, because the castle was overrun, or because they're being harassed by jerks.

    By ordering a beer loudly, we let them know we're alive and present, which gives us a chance to gauge how their moods shift--if they're still depressed, we probably lost our home or something.

    Then, once we know just how much brashness we can get away with, we go up to Minna and find out the details that we've been missing since Thursday night.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:55 No.18145924
    What if she's crying over Mio, who died? Or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:55 No.18145925
    Sounds like a plan. If there are other pilots drinking, we should have them clear out.

    Magical bullshit and high-value ops are above most of their paygrades anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:55 No.18145928
    Rolling for humor!

    "Ladies, please, no need to fret. I have returned, safe and sound. Oh and brought those two other guys with me, whatever"
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:56 No.18145933

    His psychology checks. I support this.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:56 No.18145938
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    >Manly men hitting on our witches
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:56 No.18145944

    That or some BAD NEWS about TRUDE'S SISTER or some other APPROPRIATE QUEST ITEM we haven't heard yet. We aren't the center of the world.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:57 No.18145947

    This. But we throw Ian to go rescue Perrine and bring her back into the fold.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:57 No.18145953
    Given that we identified who was crying by her being the only one missing, I find that unlikely. Unless they've stuffed Mio's corpse and brought it to a bar for lulz.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:57 No.18145955
    maybe not, but acting like we are can be entertaining sometimes. if this is one of those times, it definitely seems like they could use the cheering up
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:58 No.18145959
    They could also be uneasy from the whole 'Giant invasion which they are being held in reserve for' thing

    Just saying, usually when the girls are upset, it has little to do with us
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:58 No.18145960
    >We aren't the center of the world

    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/29/12(Wed)01:58 No.18145963
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    jokes on you all of the 501 is dead
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:58 No.18145967
    It couldn't be anything like that. These are just silly little girls. What sort of bother could possibly be running through their little heads?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:58 No.18145970
    Maybe, but some writers can be unreasonably obtuse, look at Grant Morrison, sure I can understand what is going on, but most people can't.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:59 No.18145980
    >Actually saved that picture.

    And I'm totally not surprised by that once again.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:59 No.18145982
    That's a fair point. I like it.

    NEVER! Clearly the center of the world is our PLANE! Our one true waifu.
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    Okay, I admit. I giggle like a girl.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)01:59 No.18145991
    >We aren't the center of the world.

    You clearly don't understand the power of a pilot's ego yet. No worries, you'll get it one day.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:00 No.18145992
    >Toss Ian under a careening French bus

    This modification is acceptable.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:01 No.18145996
    >It's getting late
    >Girls are all morose and shit
    >Oh no, those churlish Barbarians must be hitting on those girls. WHITE KNIGHT - ENGAGE!
    >Planefag is going to hit us with a serious cliffhanger and trollololol all the way to the bank because the white knights didn't see it coming.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:01 No.18146000
    How about we just grab her ourselves and drag her along?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:01 No.18146002
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:02 No.18146004
    >Let us troll BOTH members of our crew today!

    I approve of this action.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:02 No.18146006
    It really didn't sound like they were doing anything but sitting at the bar. No mention of anyone else with them or the like
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:02 No.18146009
    No, I'm half-expecting at this point that we're homeless, or somebody died, or something.

    Stuff Just Got Real, and all that.
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    They found Chris's body
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:03 No.18146013
    One center among a few, PERHAPS. Even that's pushing it, and the other centers of the world are all other pilots.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:03 No.18146018

    Too little crying... and not enough wrecked furniture.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:04 No.18146023

    Huh. This show...is actually THAT weird. Who'dathunk?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:04 No.18146024
    Ecept they're all lesser centers, because we're better pilots than they are.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:04 No.18146026
    Man, that didn't even enter my thought process. I was mostly going for "Pilot is a dickbag with a soft gooey center for this shit."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:04 No.18146029
    I'm confused by that. She wasn't in the hospital rubble, but the beams are pointing toward that general area. Did the aliums kidnap her, but not get out of the country?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:05 No.18146031

    Drawfag here. Really? Aw man, I got it wrong. I just figured we were bad enough dudes to wear a belt holster with out pants. But a shoulder holster does make more sense when we are sans pantalones. Oh well. Live and learn.

    Also, I can believe I am saying this, but should we try being...subtle? I know that might literally cause reality to collapse around our ego. Our brain would be a supernova of WAT before turning into a black hole of confusion. But that would still probably be less dense than the next action we are going to do. Oh lordy, this will not end well.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:05 No.18146033

    God fucking damn it. Now I won't be able to get it out my head.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)02:05 No.18146035
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    Even for Big Bad Ace-In-A-Day-Doesn't-Give-A-Fuck, the sound of a fifteen-year old girl from an alien-occupied continent crying alone in a corner is a bit much to bear. Sure, she's alone in a corner because she's such an elitist bitch that she can't even make friends in England, but that might not be her fault. It's obvious she was raised with Money, capital M, and you doubt you'd have been much better, yanked straight out of a privileged upbringing and thrust into the real world with no time to mature, adjust, or extract your head from your own ass.

    To say nothing of a fucking *fighter pilot* not being in any position to judge on that one, etc.

    You've been hankering for a promotion for a while now, as much for the sound defeat of logic, sense and social norms it would demonstrate for you of all people to achieve such a thing. Luke made Major, which makes anything higher then Major your personal long-term goal. Aside from killing things and stubbornly refusing to die, you've heard that Demonstrating Leadership is another way to achieve promotion. Something about being too useful to discharge and too famous to murder, you gather.

    You cut your eyes sideways at Ian and decide it's time to Demonstrate Leadership.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:06 No.18146038
    Now, if it turns out that Sara, beautiful Sara, the oldest carrier to survive the war, went down with all hands, I will rage like a burning supernova.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:06 No.18146044

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:06 No.18146046

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:07 No.18146049
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    >Demonstrate Leadership

    >> Starshadow 02/29/12(Wed)02:07 No.18146052
    >Also, I can believe I am saying this, but should we try being...subtle?
    HEY! Stop breaking character! We may have a soft spot but the best way of breaking these girls out of their funk is to give them a good shock.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)02:07 No.18146054

    I noticed that, and thought about pointing it out, and my fist SPONTANEOUSLY PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE for even thinking about being that fucking autistic.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:08 No.18146056
    pf, you evil genius! I READ YOUR BOOK!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:08 No.18146064
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    >You cut your eyes sideways at Ian and decide it's time to Demonstrate Leadership.

    Oh, boy. This is going to be delicious.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:08 No.18146067
    I was thinking.....if some Flak 88s could bring down an aerial dreadnought......how much devastation would the USS Atlanta bring to an aerial dreadnought? I mean, all those delicious and beautiful 5" 38cal DPs.....
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/29/12(Wed)02:10 No.18146077
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    fuck dat bullshit

    We're doing this
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:10 No.18146078

    Yes. You do understand leadership.

    Getting others to do things you tell them to.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:10 No.18146080
    Planefag, y u make me stay up late when I have to get up in the morning.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:10 No.18146082
    Demonstrate Leadership

    capitalized... that cant be good
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:10 No.18146085
    SWQ is more important than whatever you have planned in the morning
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:11 No.18146088
    >she's alone in a corner because she's such an elitist bitch that she can't even make friends in England
    Are you saying it should be easy for her to make friends in England if she wasn't a bitch? She's fucking French. You know, from France.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:11 No.18146089
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    How am I doing so far?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:11 No.18146093
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:11 No.18146095
    I'm getting married.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:11 No.18146099
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:12 No.18146101
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:12 No.18146102
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:12 No.18146103
    Doesn't change anything.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:12 No.18146104
    Everything should still be there when you finally make it.

    Alternatively you could use the raw fear coursing through your veins to stay awake.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:12 No.18146106
    And I have a political science group presentation, handouts and all, in 10 hours. NGAF, SWQ Time.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:12 No.18146107
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:13 No.18146115
    It isn't Perinne, is it?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:13 No.18146117
    I have to go to a lecture about the people that the witches are based on.
    >> Starshadow 02/29/12(Wed)02:13 No.18146118
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    >You've been hankering for a promotion for a while now
    I'd like to see them try! and-

    >Luke made Major, which makes anything higher then Major your personal long-term goal.
    Oh wait that makes sense.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:14 No.18146124
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:14 No.18146125

    B...Bueno. Isn't /tg/ a SFW board?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:14 No.18146130
    Unless your bride-to-be has twin double wasp radials and over 1000 horsepower, your ass is staying glued to the shiny blue internet square, sonny jim.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:15 No.18146132

    Oh yea, the queen is suppose to be at my school today...

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:15 No.18146133
    Not to be a dick but I hope at some point you're called on to answer a question and fuck it up with SW material.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:15 No.18146136
    ...My dick
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:16 No.18146143
    >Queen of Canada
    >No mention of England or Britain

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:16 No.18146152

    "My turret is moving on it's own...... ~NYAAAAH!"
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:17 No.18146155
    >and Chuck Yeager's panties...
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:17 No.18146157
    Well, she IS the Queen of Canada by virtue of being the Queen of England.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)02:17 No.18146159
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    You see a glint of alertness enter Ian's eyes.


    You must strike swiftly!

    At the bar, you see what you need, and lunge forward, legs hammering the wooden floor in swift, short strides, just like you were taught in High School track for the hundred-yard sprint. You bolt across the pub like greased lightning, eyeing your prize.

    Minna and Sakamoto have just clinked their ceramic steins of beer together and are just applying it to their lips when you skid to a halt between them.


    You snatch the ceramic steins out of their hands with the speed of a striking snake, whirl, and sprint through the milling Witches towards Ian. He's got his Wry Amusement face on, but it vanishes damn quick as you continue to barrel in at him. You see realization sweep over his face as you grow ever closer. You're not in the middle of antagonizing the Witches.

    Your target is Ian.

    You collide with him before he can take a single step to save himself, bull-rushing him into the corner and knocking him into the booth bodily. He falls backwards over the bench-seat, landing in a stunned Perrine's lap.

    'HEREYOUGOKIDSBEGOODNOW' you say, depositing the ceramic steins on the table and getting the fuck out of there.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:17 No.18146161
    As the guy having to go to the lecture, I will love myself and our Lord and Master Planefag forever if I do.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:18 No.18146167
    OH MY
    >> Major Airlift 02/29/12(Wed)02:18 No.18146172
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:18 No.18146176
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:18 No.18146177
    I'm pretty sure Minna and Sakabroto are of legal drinking age in Limeyville by any stretch of the imagination.

    But that doesn't matter when you've got THE PLAN.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:18 No.18146179
    She is Queen of all her territories separately. So she is the Queen of Canada. She is also the Queen of Australia. But they're both separate titles.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:19 No.18146183
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:19 No.18146185
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:19 No.18146186

    If you drew that by hand, I tip my hat at you good sir. Though it would be cool to see a clean copy without the black background? DEM LINES MAN

    sondere isometry

    Why, yes Captcha. I am quite dere for that isometric view.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:19 No.18146187
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    Yeah, I guess it is. Fixed.

    I need INFO. Noseart(this can also be a picture, if I do it myself it will look bad, I'm no artist), name for the plane, total kill count.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:19 No.18146189
    >Pull pin, drop grenade, RUNFORYOURGODDAMNLIFE

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:19 No.18146191
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    i imagine we've upset at least 1 person to the point that we're gonna die.


    no wonder we use the side entrance
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:19 No.18146192
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    We're doomed.

    All is good in the world.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:20 No.18146197
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:20 No.18146199
    rolled 13 = 13

    Trolling. Trolling never changes'
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:20 No.18146200
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:20 No.18146202
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    "Ian, you love your country right? Well right now your country needs you. Your country needs you to comfort an overpriviledged, elitest, French, minor while she unloads all her stress and bottled up sadness onto you. I know you can do Ian, the American People know you can do. Now get out there and serve your country. As for me, pint of stout if you be so kind, barkeep!.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:20 No.18146203
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    We're so terrible to our aircrew.
    Now let's get back to the bar and get a drink.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:20 No.18146206
    And that's how you feed Ian to the Hounds.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:20 No.18146207

    Now, about those aliums...
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:21 No.18146211
    >Minna has to take orders from us
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:21 No.18146212

    >censor strip


    As for the noseart, there's the ghost silhouette floating around here somewhere...
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:21 No.18146215
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    Lineart's vectorised off a scan I found, coloured everything else between planefag's posts in this thread.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)02:21 No.18146218

    Man. Maaan. Do you do skins for IL-2 or something in your spare time?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:21 No.18146221

    +1 fuck for caring for perrine

    +1 fuck for "leadership"

    -1 fuck for trolling Minna+Sakabro

    -1 fuck for trolling Ian

    Guess what that equals?
    >> Starshadow 02/29/12(Wed)02:22 No.18146226
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    Also I just realized that when X-Com takes the fight to Mars in this universe. They will have witches with them...
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:22 No.18146227
    Though to be fair,we now need to buy new drinks for Minna and Mio. Because.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/29/12(Wed)02:22 No.18146230
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    He thought he was going to get away without being noticed? HahaNo.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:22 No.18146231
    Return to the bar, buying drinks for ourself and both of our senior officers, and playing the whole thing off like nothing happened.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:23 No.18146234
    Gonna need to buy Minna and Sakamoto their pints, ahaha.

    It is still glorious.
    >> Will 02/29/12(Wed)02:23 No.18146239
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:23 No.18146241
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:23 No.18146244
    two rounds and they might even forgive us
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:23 No.18146245
    No we don't. They were being mean to Perrine, and they're in charge here, which is unacceptable. They can buy their own damn drinks.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:23 No.18146248
    >You collide with him before he can take a single step to save himself, bull-rushing him into the corner and knocking him into the booth bodily. He falls backwards over the bench-seat, landing in a stunned Perrine's lap.

    Damn, didn't get a chance to add "And Christmas comes early, have fun kids." All while having the most demonic Lear on our face. Ah well, good times had by most.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:24 No.18146252
    Consensus achieved in time for planefag to actually notice? excellent.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)02:24 No.18146257
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    You retreat into the middle of the room, putting enough tables and chairs between you and Ian to give you a reasonable chance of escaping alive.

    Then, and only then, do you notice every Witch in the room staring at you.

    >Wat say
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/29/12(Wed)02:24 No.18146263
    Equilibrium. Which is usually a good thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:24 No.18146264
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:24 No.18146267

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:25 No.18146268
    >> Will 02/29/12(Wed)02:25 No.18146269
    What the hell is Nara Burns doing in that picture? Go back to my childhood!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:25 No.18146270
    Miss me?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:25 No.18146271
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:25 No.18146273

    Drawfag again

    Eh, you wouldn't have hurt my feelings. I never learn if people don't point out my screw ups. If I had to rework it like 19 times I might go "NO". But I don't have a problem correcting something that is wrong/uncanny valley. That being said, I probably won't fix it this time since I gotta do the next one. Yay lazy!

    Also: Everything went better than expected.jpg
    >> Major Airlift 02/29/12(Wed)02:25 No.18146274
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:25 No.18146275
    >or not because that wasn't a wat do
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:25 No.18146276
    Guess who killed a flying dreadnought?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:25 No.18146278
    Sorry I'm late, the dryer just wouldn't finish drying my pants.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:25 No.18146280

    This...this is a PROFOUND breakthrough in the philosophical persuit of Not Giving a Fuck!

    NGAF is not about massive prickery...it's about maintaining a zero-sum state of fucks-given!

    My mind is blown.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:25 No.18146284
    "So...guess who just landed and soon after took off a P-61 from a carrier?"
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:25 No.18146285
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:25 No.18146286
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:25 No.18146288
    ...Did I miss something?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:25 No.18146289
    "Next round is on me?"
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:26 No.18146293
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    "I'm back, did you miss me?"
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:26 No.18146294

    So now we've "Gifted" Perrine to Ian once... And "Gifted" Ian to Perrine once.

    In some cultures, I think we may have accidentally married them.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:26 No.18146295
    The fuck are we doing here?
    Don't we have an imouto to save?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:26 No.18146297
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:26 No.18146301

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:26 No.18146303
    rolled 71 = 71

    You guys look like youve seen a ghost. With a shit-eatimg grin.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:26 No.18146306





    They're all good, really.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/29/12(Wed)02:26 No.18146312
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:27 No.18146315
    "... sorry I'm late, mom."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:27 No.18146316
    "Sorry we're late. Had to stop for gas on a carrier--I *told* Sean to make sure he went *before* we left--"
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:27 No.18146322
    I just killed a dreadnaught, so y'all can just deal.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:27 No.18146324


    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:27 No.18146325
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:27 No.18146326
    "What? Don't act so surprised you big meanies."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:28 No.18146328
    "Sorry I'm late, had to land on a carrier to get some fuel after I downed a dreadnought, then had to fly to find you guys. Oh hey, let me introduce you to Kathy O'Hare, US Navy."
    >> Will 02/29/12(Wed)02:28 No.18146330
    "Ladies, There's a conflux of radio beams over the north end of London. Whatever them aliums are after is probably there. Who's with me?"
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:28 No.18146331

    "...What? Is there something on my face?"
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:28 No.18146334

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:28 No.18146336

    This has my vote
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:28 No.18146338
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    "So, what CRAAAaaazy adventures did you girls get into while we were gone?"
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:28 No.18146339
    Except we'd need to develop the pictures or find a suitable projector, both of which would take more time than we'd give a fuck about.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:29 No.18146349
    It's a bar. They -totally- have that kind of film equipment.

    Right, planefag?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:30 No.18146353
    either of these would work
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:30 No.18146355
    Get in our trolling lumps, but we gotta remember our job.
    "I'm a bastard. You know this. I need to talk to Minna and Trude."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:30 No.18146358
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    I just figured out who MC is.

    pic related.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:31 No.18146359
    Maybe they have movie nights?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:31 No.18146360
    "Lemme introduce my other Hallucinations, O'hare."

    Then proceed to introduce each one.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:31 No.18146361
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    Nah, can't get the hang of actual texturing, just this cel-ish shading crap.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:31 No.18146362
    "Quick, I need a beer, a situation update, and an order that let's me go kill all the ailiums."
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/29/12(Wed)02:31 No.18146364
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    hahah yes thissssssssssssss
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:32 No.18146369
    >in b4 "I just flew in from a carrier, and boy, are my arms tired."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:32 No.18146372
    rolled 54 = 54

    Jesus! It makes to much sense!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:32 No.18146374
    "I just flew in from a carrier, and boy, are my arms tired."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:32 No.18146376
    Um, shouldn't we actually try not to tell Trude about this? We need to keep her as cool-headed as we can, I think, and bringing up Chris isn't gonna help with that.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:32 No.18146379
    Except we've already let her know we were just trolling around. Unless she wants to help troll all the witches, then yes.
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    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:33 No.18146383
    rolled 85 = 85

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:33 No.18146387
    I really don't think we know it's Chris.

    We've had so much discussion about it that we've convinced ourselves that the pilot knows.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:34 No.18146389
    Okay, point. Maybe Minna and Sakamroto.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:34 No.18146390
    not too bad, but we really should probably talk to Minna first
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:35 No.18146397
    "Oh gosh, I don't know how to react with all you looking at me, I feel so embarassed" *figit* *figit*
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:35 No.18146399
    Fair enough, but why talk to her at all? Since she's not in charge we can play it safe.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:35 No.18146402

    ~KYAAA! Pilot-sama! D-don't touch me th-there! I'll *WEP ENGAGED*

    >DFac great

    Ugh. Have you even been in the DFAC? Food's not so good, yo.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:35 No.18146410
    Another idea, "Hey, did you know you can launch a P-61C from a carrier. It's true, I tested it myself earlier."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:36 No.18146411
    I considered that, but MC is more of a man of action.

    Maybe if you crossed Winger and Venkman with late-AoD Ash, you'd get something closer.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:36 No.18146419
    "... it's a natural response to this much hot."
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:37 No.18146422
    That's not half bad.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:37 No.18146424
    When PF says every witch, does that just mean all of the 501st, or are there other here too (apart from Kathy)?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:37 No.18146429

    They know.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:37 No.18146430
    Land AND launch
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:38 No.18146434

    And how many fucks are we supposed to give?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:38 No.18146436
    Well, duh.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:38 No.18146438
    With how popular these quest threads are, I'm surprised that no one has collected them into one page on 1d4chan yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:39 No.18146442
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    >get invited out for bar hopping
    >well, i'll miss SWQ but at least i can catch up in the archives
    >get home drunk to fuck, open /tg/
    >see SWQ still in swing
    >mfw i catch up on everything still drunk
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:39 No.18146445
    They are also smalltime.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:40 No.18146449
    there's a zip of just PF's text floating around on MF somewhere, should be current to the last session
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:40 No.18146451
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    Minna with a black veil and nothing else, leaning back on a widow silhouette angled like the pic? call it the Flying Court Martial?
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/29/12(Wed)02:40 No.18146456
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    >Ugh. Have you even been in the DFAC? Food's not so good, yo.

    it depends entirely on what's on the menu

    The fried catfish here is great, the disgusting 'yakisoba' and swiss steak are not
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:40 No.18146457

    And? Hey, buddy, I just had a major paradigm-shift in my understanding of how NGAF works. So they know! The balance of fucks/no fucks must be maintained.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:41 No.18146459

    I'm liking the hallucinations option, though that may remind Sean to kill us in our sleep. I've gotta dig the "Guess what _I_ did today" options too.

    >Guess who just killed a DESTROYER?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:41 No.18146460
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:41 No.18146461
    I seem to be in charged of keeping the compilation file. Anyone who wants to slap it up on 1d4chan can feel free. I'll be posting a new one as soon as tonight's session ends.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:41 No.18146465
    But if you give zero fucks and you give a fuck, 1+0 still equals +1. We must discover how to somehow UNgive fucks - negative fucks, if you would.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:42 No.18146470

    0 is the first one that wasn't archived on sup/tg/.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:43 No.18146483
    Many thanks.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:43 No.18146486

    Fucks are both given and taken.

    It's impossible to move the "zero" fuck... so you must take fucks in return...

    So if they know... We take it in stride, and the balance remains...

    The fucks must flow... If we remain in control of the fucks, we are in control of the universe.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:45 No.18146511

    ^ This! Exactly this! It's poetry.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:46 No.18146516

    That's because I lifted it piecemeal from Dune.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:46 No.18146519
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    Some Erica while we wait
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/29/12(Wed)02:46 No.18146521
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    You look into the dumbfounded stares of several Witches and one Mustang jock.

    "Laaaaaaadies," you drawl lavaciously. You pluck the film canister from your pocket. "Who wants to see VACATION PICTURES!?"

    ".... what," Lynette manages to stammer.

    That one little "what" seems to shatter the silence, and a torrent of voices pour forth all at once. Loudest amongst them is Minna.

    "WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU!" she bellows, bouncing off her barstool.

    "We were covering that convoy, and-" you take a deep breath - "and we shot down a dreadnaught and ran out of gas and landed on a carrier and took off from a carrier and we landed at some base and borrowed another plane because ours is worn out and flew here it's pretty simple I guess right ha ha hahaha?" you break off in nervous little giggles just looking at Minna's expression, the blank, slack-jawed look of somebody who's blown a tube somewhere.

    "Oh, Katherine!" you say, turning to O'Hare. "These girls are my other manic hallucinations! Five-Oh-First, Meet O'Hare. O'Hare, meet my assorted testosterone-driven fantasy nightmares. Minna here is my repressed authority issues. Miyafuji there is my guilt over teasing my little sister when I was a kid. Sakamoto-"

    "He's just being difficult!" Katherine interrupts brusquely, bumping you aside. "Hi! I'm Katherine O'Hare, hero of Vee-Eff Two-Twenty-One!" She seizes a stunned Minna's outstretched hand and pumps it vigorously. "Anybody want a smoke? The Grunmann people sent me a ton!"
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:46 No.18146522
    I'm a bit skeptical of this, but am willing to give it a try for a while. But if it doesn't work out we're ditching it!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:47 No.18146534
    Was working on that as well as some basic editing (grammar and spelling) when my comp crashed. New comp's not in until the 9th, and text editing on a Ipad is hell.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:48 No.18146546
    >repressed authority issues
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:48 No.18146549
    Ooh, I like having her around, I think.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:48 No.18146554
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    >"Oh, Katherine!" you say, turning to O'Hare. "These girls are my other manic hallucinations! Five-Oh-First, Meet O'Hare. O'Hare, meet my assorted testosterone-driven fantasy nightmares. Minna here is my repressed authority issues. Miyafuji there is my guilt over teasing my little sister when I was a kid. Sakamoto-"
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:48 No.18146558
    "Oh, Katherine!" you say, turning to O'Hare. "These girls are my other manic hallucinations! Five-Oh-First, Meet O'Hare. O'Hare, meet my assorted testosterone-driven fantasy nightmares. Minna here is my repressed authority issues. Miyafuji there is my guilt over teasing my little sister when I was a kid. Sakamoto-"

    >"He's just being difficult!" Katherine interrupts brusquely, bumping you aside. "Hi! I'm Katherine O'Hare, hero of Vee-Eff Two-Twenty-One!" She seizes a stunned Minna's outstretched hand and pumps it vigorously. "Anybody want a smoke? The Grunmann people sent me a ton!"

    O'hare confirmed for mai waifu.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:49 No.18146560
    >Minna here is my repressed authority issues.
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    To bounce witches, all you need are some wings and a place to stand.

    As much as I want to do the hallucination skit, we decided to pretend that never happened right? For extra trolling. Also causing Sean to suffer a relapse will get us killed.

    So my vote goes to normal introductions and HOME MOVIE TIME.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:50 No.18146570
    this is some waifufagging I could get behind
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:50 No.18146573
    Also, ~800 posts.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:50 No.18146577
    We just broke our CO with nothing but our cunning wit and bravado.

    All in a days work.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:50 No.18146581

    I totally get that. It doesn't lessen the accuracy of the whole, though. "The fucks MUST flow!"
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:50 No.18146582
    She's the ones that are repressed, we have plenty that aren't repressed.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:52 No.18146597
    Luke was the hallucination of our authority issues we were always perfectly aware of but never quite dealt with until one particular bartender gave us an opening.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:52 No.18146600
    >Sakamoto is my guilty conscience, she doesn't let me get away with ANYTHING.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:53 No.18146608
    Oh yeah, we should replace those beers we just stole from Minna and Sakamoto. Minna especially seems like she needs a moment to collect her thoughts after apparently stripping a gear.

    Also, Sakamoto lost the "-bro" from her name.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:54 No.18146610
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    >Miyafuji there is my guilt over teasing my little sister when I was a kid
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/29/12(Wed)02:54 No.18146612
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    Does that make Luchinni his inner child
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:54 No.18146613
    BRILLIANT! (/accent)
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:54 No.18146615
    Let's not be hasty.
    Provisional stripping of brodom, but frankly I think she'll make it back.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:54 No.18146618
    I just realized we haven't even SEEN Sakamoto since our little encounter in the cellars.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:54 No.18146619
    >"Oh, Katherine!" you say, turning to O'Hare. "These girls are my other manic hallucinations! Five-Oh-First, Meet O'Hare. O'Hare, meet my assorted testosterone-driven fantasy nightmares. Minna here is my repressed authority issues. Miyafuji there is my guilt over teasing my little sister when I was a kid. Sakamoto-"

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:54 No.18146620

    Oh! Oh!

    Sanya is his hidden heart of gold!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:55 No.18146624
    I kind of want to know what the rest of the squad represents.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:55 No.18146626
    We've still not squared with her yet, and until we do she stays a ho.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:55 No.18146634
    I'm not sure that really fits. I think Ian's played that role more than Sakamoto thus far.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:55 No.18146635
    Speaking of whom... is she actually here?

    Above ground? Is she wearing magic tinfoil?
    >> Major Airlift 02/29/12(Wed)02:56 No.18146636
    A manifestation of sleep deprivation is more likely.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:56 No.18146638
    Speaking of Sanya, is she here, what with all the martians invading and I don't see any lead cubes, it could be a problem.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:56 No.18146645

    >Sanya in a tinfoil hat

    If she isn't... She should be.

    Or a bucket...
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:57 No.18146647
    incoming cliffhanger!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:57 No.18146648
    Our heart of gold shot Minna.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:57 No.18146653
    >O'Hare, meet my assorted testosterone-driven fantasy nightmares.


    Planefag...I love you, man!
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:57 No.18146654
    Sounds about right
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:58 No.18146658
    Our vulnerability.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:58 No.18146664
    To be fair, we almost did, too.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)02:59 No.18146670
    Yoshika: guilt over little sister
    Lucchini: inner child
    Shirley: gearhead
    Eila: homolust
    Sanya: heart of gold
    Erica: troll
    Minna: authority issues
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:00 No.18146683
    hmm... sexual frustration?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:00 No.18146690
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:00 No.18146692
    Or homesickness.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:01 No.18146696

    >Inner siscon.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:03 No.18146710

    Ego or overinflated sense of self-importance. Not that we'd ever admit to that.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:03 No.18146712
    Lynette fits better with homesickness. She gives off that motherly vibe sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:04 No.18146717
    Yoshika: guilt over little sister
    Sakamoto: bro
    Perrine:superiority complex
    Lynette: (never really interacted with her much so fuck if I know)
    Lucchini: inner child
    Shirley: gearhead
    Eila: homolust
    Sanya: heart of gold
    Erica: troll
    Minna: authority issues
    Trude: repressed sexual tension
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/29/12(Wed)03:04 No.18146718
    Pertine: Inner bitch
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:04 No.18146724
    Our Oedipus Complex?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:04 No.18146725

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:05 No.18146727
    Too soon, the tension and rage levels aren't nearly high enough.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:05 No.18146729
    inner psychosis
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:06 No.18146735
    >Harem built from manifestations of different aspects of your conscious.
    /a/ would eat it up.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:06 No.18146739
    We started at 6:30 my time it is now 2 am. Its coming on soon.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:07 No.18146740
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:07 No.18146743
    Anyway, MC better relay the findings on the radar beams before planefag passes out and gets waffle face.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:07 No.18146746
    New thread, gents.

    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:07 No.18146748
    It's also 3 in the fucking morning. I'd just resigned myself to heading off at 2, before, but this is getting far too late for me.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:07 No.18146750
    come on, we all know they're mopey because "aliums be using chris' body as a cumrag" also next thread innaweek
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:07 No.18146753
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:08 No.18146763

    >Implying that it wouldn't be a horrible Lovecraftian abomination
    >Implying that would stop them

    4Channers are not known for their mental well being...
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:13 No.18146833
    >Implying that we would not love it.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:14 No.18146849
    Saya no Uta.

    Also, fucking image limit.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:21 No.18146919
    Funny how the only image folder I cared to save on the iPad is actually my Saya folder, how funny indeed.
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:31 No.18147027
    Planefag, where you go?
    >> Anonymous 02/29/12(Wed)03:32 No.18147037
    To the new thread.

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