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    90 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Befriending Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)01:42 No.18157527  
    Majaik, elegance, and an angry teaset. We have it all.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    You look the two of them in the eyes.
    "Even with everything...At least now, I have three good memories of home.
    "My bike, meeting Mike, and now...today. Thanks to you two."
    You then lean in and kiss them both.

    After the Ferris Wheel ride, the three of you head to go back home.
    'Hey MIke. can you beam us up?'
    'Of course kid. Did what you had to?'
    'Yeah. We're good to go.'
    'Okay, just find an open place again, and ill get the techs to lock onto you.'

    As the three of you stand in the open square, by a huge fountain, waiting to jump out.
    You hold the twins' hands and just stand there enjoying their warmth.

    >fucking taxes. I hate you so much
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)01:45 No.18157549
    Wonka, Dorfs, or Back to Training?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)01:45 No.18157551
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)01:46 No.18157553
    Montage time?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)01:46 No.18157560
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    You walk out of the gate feeling like a million dollars.
    You have your bike back.
    The Yakuza didnt harvest your liver.
    You had a great time with the twins.
    And now your back to the normal abnormality of the bureau.
    All's right in the world.

    You jumped into the Bureau at 21:00.
    Minimal personnel and operatives are around.

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)01:47 No.18157563
    training. We shall become even more dapper.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)01:48 No.18157567
    So, We need to talk to Nanoha, that flat voice spells trouble.

    When we get back, dress up in our white suit (Nanoha said she liked it) and visit her, find out what's wrong.

    The alternative is potentially a befriending, which is terrifying.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)01:48 No.18157574
    To doctor. He needs to fix our shit up!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)01:48 No.18157575
    Just stand there hugging the twins. Have one final warm, happy, hard cry as we finish letting go of our terrible past. It's time to finish our catharsis and start our future.
    >in before we're about to time travel and our future IS our past
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)01:48 No.18157577
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    Back to training, to become the very best magical ...boy we can become.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)01:48 No.18157579
    Dress in WHITE SUIT visit NANOHA.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)01:49 No.18157585
    See the Doctor if he is around. If not look for Nahona and/or Kamen Rider.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)01:52 No.18157609
    visit nanoha, see if she's still upset by our past.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)01:54 No.18157623
    This just got posted in the 'waiting for quest' thread:

    >I think we're agreed in telling Mike our real name and history.

    >Bonus points if he wants us to go to therapy.

    >Other suggestions: Learn to play a musical instrument. I'd like to go piano; violins and cellos are also quite classy, but preclude the chance to sing along.

    >I also think there should be a lot more old-timy blues and jazz on our musical radar.

    >It seems a little out there, but butlers are generally expected to have a large array of skills, and it sets the right tone for smarmy class that we've been shooting for.

    I like everything about that.

    I personally think that as far as talking to friends about stuff goes, we could use a 'welcome back' lunch thing to ask them how their vacations were.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)01:55 No.18157631
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    As the three of you walk around aimlessly in the quad, you notice Ursula let out a small yawn.
    "Hey, you tired?" you ask her.
    She gives a small nod.
    "I think I could use some rest too." Erica says "My feet are killing me."
    You and the girls walk up to the dorms.

    As you walk down the halls holding their hands in the general direction of their room, a door to your right opens.
    Out walks Nanoha, wearing white pajamas with little red devils on it.
    She looks at the three of you in silence.

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)01:57 No.18157646
    Excuse me you two, I'll join you in a few minutes, I need to talk to Nanoha for a bit.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)01:57 No.18157647
    Are we still wearing that pink hoodie/skirt?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)01:57 No.18157648
    "Hey there Nanoha! It's been a great day. How about you?"
    Stereotypical MC cluelessness.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)01:58 No.18157651
    "Evening, Nanoha. You... seem upset. Something wrong?"
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)01:58 No.18157656

    Feel enormous sense of relief.

    Calmly tell the twins that since now we got our personal things, the only reason we can think of to go back 'home' is if we decided to burn it down.

    Seem entirely too cheerful at the prospect.


    >I personally think that as far as talking to friends about stuff goes, we could use a 'welcome back' lunch thing to ask them how their vacations were.

    Yeah, isn't it around 9 PM? not the best time for a social call.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)01:58 No.18157657
    rolled 99 = 99

    "I hope this evening finds you well Ms. Nanoha"
    (SHIT what is her last name?)
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)01:59 No.18157663

    I am a colossal faggot for remembering that fact.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)01:59 No.18157665

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:00 No.18157669
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    It's Takamachi, but do we know that?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:01 No.18157677
    Sorry I have to ask who the fuck is Nanoha and why do we give a shit?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:01 No.18157680

    I like this.

    Just formal enough to be polite, but at the same time we're kinda friends now. We told her our fucking name for christ-sake. We can be a little friendly to her.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:02 No.18157687
    Girl in the Advanced Class. Heard our tragic backstory, wants to destroy out home dimension for doing that to us. He the power to easily do so.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:02 No.18157689
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    A loli in the advanced class.

    She has enough personal firepower to destroy cities.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:02 No.18157690
    I'm sure Mike knows our real name and history.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:03 No.18157698

    Girl, younger than us. She's kinda a friend of ours.

    She's also hilariously powerful to the point of possibly capable of destroying an entire universe.

    She's also a lady who might have feelings for us.

    All good reasons to be nice.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:04 No.18157700
    along with this, bow, but still be friendly about it. if we have to sort out stuff with her, we definitely don't want to do it in front of the twins. we only recently made it official with them, no need to go setting off jealousy alarms.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)02:04 No.18157701
    You are wearing your butler uniform, you covered up the hoodie after you ported in
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:05 No.18157707

    We've actually had that conversation.

    He flat out told us that he knew our name wasn't Susan, but that if we didn't want to talk about our past that's our choice and he wouldn't pry.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:08 No.18157723

    >covered it up.

    "I had a dream last night. A dream where, for an entire day, I didn't have to dress like a woman. I know you girls are excited about whatever humiliating outfit you've got in the bag there, but I'd like to hold onto that dream for a while."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:08 No.18157725
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    If we're going to learn an instrument I vote for Piano. pic related. (sorry, can't find a bigger one at the moment, but it's Jeeves and Wooster playing the piano. Jeeves ought to be one of our mentors in butlering, in spirit at least.)
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:11 No.18157742

    That makes three votes for the piano.

    Now the only real question is if it's going to be a long, winding road, or we're going to be musical prodigies waiting to happen.

    Not sure which would be more amusing.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:12 No.18157750
    Is LG typing up the next post?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)02:12 No.18157752
    Just uncomfortable silence.
    Her eyes flick down to your hands holding the twins' then looks you back in the face.

    If you were any less clueless you'd pick up on this. But then again, you ARE Ayasaki Hayate,
    being clueless is one of your many skills as a butler.

    "Good evening Nanoha! How was your day?" you say enthusiastically.
    "Fine. And you?" the cold tone in her voice imperceptible to only you.
    "Oh, the girls and I went aorund my Dimension. We went to an amusement park and had lots of fun."
    "I see. Well then, Goodnight." she says as she goes back inside and closes the door quietly.

    thinking that Nanoha just may be sleepy, hence the minimal conversation, you take the twins to their room.

    After getting the two settled, you head to your room to unpack.

    You take out your hats, and let Jakob out.
    You take out Bike-kun and the Flying Dutchman.
    You hang your old jacket in the closet.
    After this, you lay in bed not feeling a bit sleepy.

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:12 No.18157753
    We are Piano Man. Let's do this shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:12 No.18157754
    I think I like the idea of a long winding road but we are very talented. Given our natural speed and poise that shouldn't be too hard.

    Personally I think a violin would be good to learn as well
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:13 No.18157763
    That one will probably end up being decided by the dice gods.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:13 No.18157765
    Oh boy we fucked up now.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:14 No.18157766
    Go see Mike or Ryuu, if we go see Ryuu tell him about making the potion in the twins dimension
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:14 No.18157771
    we should just add it to our next round of training montage. And we need not be prodigies if it's not going to serve a purpose in combat, we're just expanding our repertoire of servicing skills.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:14 No.18157773

    Welp, can't do anything about it yet. Let's see if Mike's still up, give him those Creed Cigars, and share a drink or two with him.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:15 No.18157778
    >If you were any less clueless you'd pick up on this. But then again, you ARE Ayasaki Hayate,

    I must be the densest motherfucker but does she have a crush on us?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)02:15 No.18157782
    3 words.

    lets see if you can roll it in the next level-up thread
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:15 No.18157783
    So the magic loli that can destroy everything is jealous...

    Good thing or bad thing? Maybe both?!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:15 No.18157784

    >I know you girls are excited about whatever humiliating outfit you've got in the bag there, but I'd like to hold onto that dream for a while.

    I have this awesome mental image of Hayate staring out the window at some scenery, and over his shoulder behind him you can see the twins silently arguing over whether they should stuff him in a schoolgirl uniform or some sort of cocktail dress.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:15 No.18157785
    >General consensus is to actually ASK if something's wrong, a la >>18157651
    >Ignore that in favor of the one post with no support of "HURR DURR DENSE AS A BRICK."

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:16 No.18157792
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:16 No.18157793
    go to Ryuu, see if the bar has any interesting late night customers aside from us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)02:16 No.18157795
    adds more dynamic, for now.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:16 No.18157797
    This isn't unsalvageable just tricky.

    Shit we got through the pitfalls of our home dimension perfectly we can fix this
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:17 No.18157798
    Not being allowed to metagame isn't railroading bro. We are playing a character here.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:19 No.18157821
    >NPC is acting noticably different
    >Trying to talk to them about it is METAGAMING!

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:19 No.18157824

    Dammit man, do you go for the most awkward response with the least votes on purpose?


    YUP. That's why we were going to tread carefully. Were, mind you.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:19 No.18157825
    also, making it worse before hand will make the success sexing all the better.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:19 No.18157826
    Do you remember our first conversation with Erica?

    We were trading sausage innuendos for five minutes.

    It's not like we're actually dense; that's Shirou. We should be able to notice when something's wrong with a girl we know.

    I'll pretend we're waiting for a time we run into her when we don't have the twins on our arms.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:21 No.18157839
    Nanohafags out in force it seems.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:23 No.18157849

    I fail to see how deliberately hurting a friend is 'dynamic'.


    I wouldn't go as far as 'railroading', but we've noted her noticeably subdued behavior the last time we talked, and even made a point of speaking to her about it when we got back.

    Like right now.

    When she's acting the same way.

    There's a difference between 'obtuse' and 'deliberately going in the other direction'.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:23 No.18157850
    If you're playing with INT as a dump stat it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:23 No.18157854
    OK, so we had one bad encounter with Nanoha. It's not the end of the world. And, obviously by >>18157795 LG has something planned. Keep Calm and Butler On.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:23 No.18157855
    We outright wanted to screw her within 5 seconds of meeting her.

    Nanoha we are less forward or sure about.
    Not to mention we are with our twins right now so we can't really go looking like we are eyeing her up in front of them,me specially given our only link to her is through Sakura who is in our team.

    Hate to say it but in character the smart thing to do was be a bit dense
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:23 No.18157856
    >Not wanting a mentally unbalanced superpowered loli trying to kill you, and likely able to succeed at it.
    >lol waifufaggotry

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)02:25 No.18157871
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    You eye the box of cigars on your desk.
    And since you do want to report back in with Mike, you decide to take them to it.

    You go to his office, hoping to find him there, but when you get there the lights are out.
    You contact him mentally, 'Hey Mike, Can I see you?'
    'Sure kid, Im down at Ryuu's. Just meet me here.'

    You head down to Ryuu's bar in R&D.
    Johnny opens the door for you.

    Inside you find Ryuu at his Usual place behind the bar. Mike on a stool drinking a beer, with Kris beside him with a mug of milk.

    "Hey kid. How was the trip?" Mike asks you.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:25 No.18157876
    But we aren't dumping INT. If anything, we're dumping CON, with what terrible magical endurance we have.

    And wouldn't perception fall more under WIS anyway?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:26 No.18157880

    I don't give two shits about her personally. Hell, I didn't even know who she was prior to this quest.

    But trampling the feelings of a girl we know likes us and is supposed to be a friend?


    To be completely fair, Erica was about as unsubtle as humanly possible without trying to mount and ride us there in the middle of the park.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:26 No.18157891
    "Much, much better than I anticipated"
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:27 No.18157893
    "Better than I'd expected. I even managed to keep all my internal organs!"
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:27 No.18157894
    "Good. I come bringing victory and cigars." Exchange some pleasantries and small talk before talking to Mike about our history, to finally purge ourselves of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:27 No.18157895
    rolled 46 = 46

    I like tothink that MC finds nanoha too young.
    Hence acts not like he wants to bone her, but talks to her like one would a fun little girl.

    Not expecting her to show affection for him, he doesn't notice it when she does.

    "Well, I got back in one piece."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:27 No.18157897

    "I now have no reason to every go back, unless I decide to burn it down or something. So quite well."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)02:28 No.18157906
    I don't want to live in this world any more.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:29 No.18157909
    rolled 97 = 97

    But we dont know in character.
    We know as players. But not as the character.

    Unless she outright tells MC or someone clues us in [like the URSULA thing] then we don't know
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:29 No.18157917
    We were probably the first guy to actually respond to her advances after she went through the whole SW(Q) deal of not being able to interact with dudes that weren't asshole pilots with no interest in her.

    I'm amazed she didn't try to mount us right there in the park.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:30 No.18157921

    She literally all but fucking confessed to him at the ball.

    We even noted that while we didn't feel the same, we found her cute in a non-romantic fashion.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:30 No.18157923
    Go up and take a seat at the bar
    "Surreal in a way I never expected. The yakuzas are still out for my organs, but I also met someone who didn't want to do terrible things to me, even offered me a job. But now that I've got my bike back, I doubt I'll be returning anytime soon."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:31 No.18157928
    She is like 15-16 in this setting.

    One of the few chars much younger is Sakura iirc and even she is like 13
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:31 No.18157935
    Except we aren't that dumb, Hayate isn't great with noticing romantic feelings towards himself, but he's damn good at noticing when a girl is unhappy.

    And Nanoha was clearly giving unhappiness signals.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:32 No.18157948

    But we DID know, in character.

    She told us at the ball.

    Well, Sakura told us while teasing her about it, but we were directly fucking informed of the fact.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)02:33 No.18157950
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    "Great. I come bringing victory and cigars." You tell him as you take out the box of cigars. "Hey, I even came back with my organs intact."
    "Great to hear that kid. Now grab a seat and lets have a drink."

    Your take the stool on the other side of Mike.
    You give your greetings to Kris and Ryuu.

    "What can I get for you?" Ryuu asks.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:34 No.18157960

    Combine these.

    Best possible lead in to "That's right, I never actually told you guys about my past, did I?"
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:34 No.18157962
    rolled 26 = 26

    Scotch. neat
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:35 No.18157963
    rolled 8 = 8

    Hot Chocolate or genderpotion
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:36 No.18157972
    Also we should ask Ryuu and Mike about the tactical advantages of playing the piano...
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:36 No.18157973
    rolled 29 = 29

    Nope. Nanoha is about as old as Sakura here.
    The first season Nanoha I think
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:36 No.18157977
    "Irish Hot Chocolate."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:37 No.18157982
    rolled 24 = 24

    Flaming Moe.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:37 No.18157985

    "Martini, neat and dry."

    Make a note to only have the one drink.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:37 No.18157988
    Gin and Tonic
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:37 No.18157991
    rolled 81 = 81

    What Nanoha said was "You look good in that suit."
    Not much of a confession there.

    "Hit me with a chocolate milk."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:38 No.18157994
    rolled 61 = 61

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:42 No.18158017
    rolled 60 = 60

    "Something that taste's best when you're feeling good. Or surprise me."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:42 No.18158022
    And she blushed beet root red and ran away.

    I'm not one of the ones arguing for it but we were aware at least
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)02:43 No.18158029
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    "I'd have a hot choco, thanks." you answer him
    "Sure." He says as he prepares the drink "Mike tells me you got some use out of our lessons already. I'm glad you remember what snippets of potioncrafting I can impart to you."
    "Yeah, the healing potion came in real handy what with the fight and all." you answer.
    "I'm happy it did." he hands you your drink and turns to clean up behind him.

    "So kid." Mike gets you attention. "You didn't get into any trouble over there did you?"
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:44 No.18158034
    Question for you LG, about how long do you usually wait for replies before composing you next post?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:44 No.18158035
    We the players yes. We the Hayate in full on TWINS THEY WERE mode may have missed the implications.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:44 No.18158038
    "Surprisingly there was almost none of that"
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:44 No.18158039
    rolled 28 = 28

    Tl;dr let's go to a picnic with nanoha and Sakura
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:44 No.18158041
    No, we had a few close calls but I used discretion and as little majaik as I could
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:46 No.18158053
    reply honestly. "A little, but I did my best to avoid any unnecessary attention, and I used my least flashiest abilities to get away."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:46 No.18158055
    "Although I did dropkick this one car..."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)02:46 No.18158056
    Uhhh, for unimportant ones, i wait 5 mins.
    For key junctions in the route, i wait for 15
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:47 No.18158064

    "Shockingly, no. But I suspect that's because I took absolutely no risks at all."

    Deep sigh.

    "If I'm lucky, I won't ever have to go back though."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:49 No.18158075
    great, so I do have to be refreshing like every ten minutes to make sure I can get input in before it will be overlooked.
    >gnoming is half the battle.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:49 No.18158080
    I was in the middle of typing a much longer reply but this Anon pretty much summed it up for me perfectly...
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:50 No.18158085

    Not sure how much that helps. I get high rolls, lots of votes, and in quick and my shit still gets ignored.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:51 No.18158090
    but that would be lying to our boss who is a bro and watches out for us, and showing integrity gets us not fired so NO.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:52 No.18158094
    We still do owe them one, it woud be a great opportunity to sort this all out
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)02:52 No.18158096
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    "A little, but I did my best to avoid any unnecessary attention. Kept it as low key as you told me to." you tell him.
    "I see, well, that's a load of paperwork off my hands." he answers, "Before you left, you told me you'd be expecting trouble."

    "What exactly were you expecting?"

    [ ]tell him now. [Kris and ryuu will hear.]
    [ ]tell him later [when alone]
    [ ]don't tell him
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:52 No.18158101

    Comes from my real life experience of being extremely taciturn. It's amazing how much meaning you can put into a couple of words if you try.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)02:53 No.18158109
    Let's do it now.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:54 No.18158112
    Tell them.

    Ryuu will find out anyway and Kris has been a bro so far
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:54 No.18158113

    Who's Kris?

    I'm voting tell, so we don't have to worry about telling Ryuu later.

    But I'm not sure who Kris is.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:54 No.18158114
    Kris already knows about the jackass santa in our dimension, he may as well know the rest, and ryuu knowing more about our past will help him mentor us better.
    [x] tell him now
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:54 No.18158115
    Tell him now, Ryuu wouldn't tell anyone else unless it'd help them, and this Santa has proven trustworthy.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:54 No.18158117
    >[x]tell him now. [Kris and ryuu will hear.]

    There's no point in hiding something from Ryuu. If anything that's another person to help us with issues as they come up. Plus it's fucking Ryuu.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:54 No.18158123
    Ryuus bar I think.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)02:55 No.18158125
    Kris? As in Kris Kringle? Santa Claus? That Kris?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:55 No.18158130
    rolled 73 = 73

    [x] Spill the beans
    Kris Kringle AKA Santa "Don't call me Santa" Claus.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:55 No.18158131
    he's the real Santa Claus, and has expressly said he will destroy anyone over the age of 12 who calls him that.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:56 No.18158133

    >Tell him

    "Yeah, I guess I should tell you. Hell, you've already delivered on all the promises you made to get me here, so I might as well give you the truth."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:56 No.18158134
    Kris Kringle aka Santa Claus.

    The real one who retired from delivering gifts full time and runs shit for the bureau now
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:56 No.18158136
    >[x]tell him now. [Kris and Ryuu will hear.]

    We're trusting these guys to teach us how to survive in the field. Mike essentially saved our lives, and Ryuu taught us HOW to save lives. They deserve to know what we've been through... hell maybe they can tell us how to use it to our advantage.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:56 No.18158140
    Inter-Dimensional battle Santa.
    has super speed, cyborg reindeer and ice powers
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:57 No.18158141
    I vote tell them.

    Also use this as the opener >>18158133
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:57 No.18158149
    > hell maybe they can tell us how to use it to our advantage.

    You mean in other ways besides ggetting pitty sex from the twins?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:58 No.18158156

    >"Yeah, I guess I should tell you. Hell, you've already delivered on all the promises you made to get me here, so I might as well give you the truth."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:58 No.18158160
    Here's hoping this doesn't turn into a breakdown. Let's be calm and collected and NGAF about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:59 No.18158165

    >pity sex from EVERYONE

    Fixed that for you.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)02:59 No.18158170
    Tell, Ryuu ought to know, he's a good mentor and Santa has been a complete bro so far. Anyway, it's a bar, you're supposed to be able to unload your sorrows there.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:00 No.18158176

    I think at this point we've let enough of the pent-up emotion out to get through this telling.

    Until we get somewhere private.

    Hopefully there's nobody in our room, and we can have a nice quiet breakdown over this later.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:01 No.18158181
    >>pity sex from EVERYONE
    >Fixed that for you.

    Inb4 Kris tries to comfort us with a "backrub"
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:02 No.18158185
    Consensus achieved: Tell the tale, remain mostly stoic, then when we get back to the room have a nice quiet emotional breakdown.

    Hopefully there's no witnesses.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:04 No.18158192

    "I need an adult..."

    Ryuu laughed gently as he loosened his collar "Come now Hayate, we're all adults here..."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:06 No.18158203
    can't we get through even one thread without a bad end?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)03:07 No.18158209
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    "Yeah, I guess I should tell you. Hell, you've already delivered on all the promises you made to get me here, so I might as well give you the truth." you tell him, not minding if Ryuu and Kris hear your story as well.

    You dive into your involuntary involvement with the Yakuza, the events that led up to that and the general way that the universe seemed to be out to get you in your home dimension.

    The tales of your horrible childhood and unimaginable misfortune move the three listeners.
    "Kid... Damn. I didn't know. Fuck." mike says as he puts an arm around your shoulder.
    "I really need to check in on my branch there, shit." Santa says as he grips his mug enough to crack the glass.
    Ruu just stands there solemnly.

    "Anyway." you finish optimistically, "that's all in my past now right? I'm here, and things couldn't get any better."
    "Here's to you Hayate." and mike tips his glass in your direction.

    Time passes in cordial conversation, Santa talking about his days making rounds, and Mike talking about the other agents he's trained in the past.
    "...And that's when Tama burned down the whole forest! hahahaha. I swear, fucking cats and water."

    The night deepens. at about midnight, Mike advises you to go get some sleep.
    "You have lessons again tomorrow. and I have an announcement for the class that you just may not want to miss. I'll see you tomorrow."

    And to bed you went.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:07 No.18158211
    inb4 the hot chocolate has the genderswap potion in it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)03:08 No.18158214
    Is it wrong to wish we break down on the way back to our room, and have Nanoha, or Keima, run into us?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:08 No.18158215
    It bothers me that we're not quite butlery enough. Think the butler from the Vimes stories in the Diskworld.

    Come on. Will a bit of sardonic humour really kill him?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:09 No.18158220
    >roommate wants to know why I'm laughing
    >Explain that we're going to get raped by Santa and a five hundred pound magic gorilla
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:09 No.18158221

    Where our brave face promptly fucking shattered after we locked the doors.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:10 No.18158230
    It's just a style choice we liked not our life

    It works well when charming bitches but we can act as a person
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:10 No.18158233

    I like the idea of not wanting to break down, and slowly losing our shit as we try to politely break off from conversation.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)03:12 No.18158237
    That is also good.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)03:12 No.18158242
    Morning. You wake up alone in bed.

    You reach out to the twins mentally.
    'Morning girls.'

    'Mawniiiin' they both reply sleepily.

    [ ]fix them breakfast
    [ ]get ready for class
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:12 No.18158243

    I had to deal with the same shit after talking to Hard Gay in the hardware store.

    >I'm not just an adult... I'm an adulterer.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:13 No.18158246
    Breaking down would be all good except we have no reason to now.

    We have our own life going well, we sorted out the only things we wanted in ur home dimension and we have twins.

    There is nothing we should break down over anymore
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:13 No.18158247
    Is there really a choice? Butler them up some breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:14 No.18158252
    [x] fix them breakfast, take it up to their room and eat there.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:14 No.18158255

    Offer to fix breakfast.

    Consider learning to play the Piano.

    I wonder how hard 'Fly me to the Moon' would be to play.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:14 No.18158257
    Fix them breakfast.

    Although getting ready for class might end up with us running into Sakura or Nanoha
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)03:15 No.18158263
    G-get ready
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:16 No.18158271
    >[x]get ready for class

    Can't we eat in the cafeteria just once, like a normal trainee?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:16 No.18158272
    Get ready.

    We gotta get some space here. Can't be all twins all the time ya know.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:16 No.18158277

    It's called PTSD. You'd be surprised what sort of things can trigger that shit.

    I had a friend of mine have a nervous breakdown because Elton John came over the radio, and it reminded him of watching his Grandpa die of a heart attack.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:17 No.18158281
    Not altogether that hard actually, it doesn't really sound right just with the piano though you really need someone singing it or other instruments
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:19 No.18158291

    >I wonder how hard 'Fly me to the Moon' would be to play.

    I like your style.

    "Oh hey Kemia."
    "Hey... what're?"
    "Learning to play the Piano. Like what you hear?"


    Offer them breakfast.

    I mean, we don't want to seem to clingy, but we also want to show our love.

    Strikes a nice balance I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:20 No.18158296
    I know but people are pushing it to occur so much we might as well be named Shinji
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)03:21 No.18158306
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    'Hey girls? want some breakfast?'
    'Waffles please.' Ursula answers
    'Hashbrowns.' Erica answers
    'You and potatoes.' you tell her with a chuckle.
    'I like 'em'

    You go to their room via the window, floating up there on a saucer. There you begin to fix up breakfast for the three of you.

    As you sit them down to a table loaded with waffles, hashbrowns and sausages, Erica engages in some small talk.

    "What was with Nanoha last night?" she asks
    "She was also like that the morning we left." Ursula adds.
    "I'm not sure." you answer them

    "I think I know." Erica says with a grin. "she likes you."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:22 No.18158314
    hey, hey, no need to go so far.
    besides, we've gone from horribly depressing circumstances to pretty fucking awesome circumstances, not bad to worse. We're just having some trouble adjusting to the idea that the universe does not, in fact, wish us total misery.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:22 No.18158317

    It doesn't have to be great to fuck with Kemia, just instantly recognizable.

    If he points out that it doesn't sound as good without the whole band thing, shoot him a knowing look and start playing Elton John. A lot of those sound fine with just the Piano.

    The fact that he's a talented, famous and OPENLY GAY has nothing to do with it. No sir.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:23 No.18158320
    rolled 34 = 34

    Stunned silence. What a shock!
    Then ask them if they're okay with that.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:23 No.18158323
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:24 No.18158333

    "Huh, I thought she might after what happened at the ball, but I wonder why she was suddenly so down..."

    Look at the twins. "Oh. Ohhhh...."

    Facepalm. "Oh god dammit, I really should have seen that one coming."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:25 No.18158336
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:26 No.18158342
    >inb4 roll to unlock harem modo
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:26 No.18158344
    You know what I'm up for?

    NOT being a total dumbass!

    Voting for this.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:26 No.18158345

    I like this one.

    We're not COMPLETELY clueless, but we were a little too distracted to think about that.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:28 No.18158361

    I like this. Still vaguely clueless, but not too dumb to live.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:28 No.18158362
    rolled 44 = 44

    voting for this one.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)03:28 No.18158363
    rolled 99 = 99

    All of my this.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)03:30 No.18158376
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    "I see..." It all seems clear to you now.
    The blushing, the awkwardness, the coldness whenever you were with the twins.
    "And what do you two think about it?" you ask them.

    ROLL EM!
    1-20 NOPE
    21-50 indiference
    51-90 see what happens
    91-100 ???
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:30 No.18158383

    Vote cast for this
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:31 No.18158386

    I enjoy the idea of Hayate slowly becoming Genre Savvy.

    At first? Utterly blind to Ursula's crush.

    Now? Understanding the repercussions of his actions and caring. Slowly coming around to the idea of actually planning this shit out.

    Future? Apparently pimps through time and space, if that bit on the runway is anything to go by.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:31 No.18158387
    rolled 18 = 18

    You didn't refreeeeeeesh.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:31 No.18158388
    rolled 32 = 32

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)03:31 No.18158392
    rolled 90 = 90

    Goddamnit, I had to waste that >>18158363 99.

    Welp, trying again!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:32 No.18158394
    rolled 42 = 42

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:32 No.18158395
    rolled 81 = 81


    >and go dice gods go.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:32 No.18158400

    Why are you so insistent on typecasting us as totally clueless tonight?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:32 No.18158404
    rolled 89 = 89


    >It's all clear now.
    >Not realizing on our own.

    It's like you aren't even reading the posts anymore....
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:32 No.18158405
    rolled 15 = 15

    Is.. is this a trigger for harem mode?

    OH GOD.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:33 No.18158411
    rolled 55 = 55



    Performance anxiety? Happens to the best of us.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:33 No.18158413
    Honestly, at this point, I don't care about harem mode. I just want "Hayate's not a dumbass" mode.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:34 No.18158415
    rolled 13 = 13

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:34 No.18158419
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)03:35 No.18158425
    I really shouldave refreshed
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:35 No.18158431
    rolled 84 = 84

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:36 No.18158434

    Man, I've been doing suave and classy since this quest started. Well before we were actually supposed to be Hayate.

    Without fail, he ignores 90% of my shit, even when it's got the best rolls, the fastest entries, and the highest votes. AT THE SAME TIME.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:37 No.18158440
    rolled 6 = 6


    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:37 No.18158445
    rolled 9 = 9


    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:37 No.18158446

    That could sum up the whole quest at this point.

    "And then our amazing well thought out thing was ignored, because LG can't find the refresh button."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)03:38 No.18158448
    rolled 6 = 6

    This is kinda why I wish we'd stuck with Susan. "Hayate" was our old life. Now we're Susan, interdimensional Pimpin Butler
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:38 No.18158450
    rolled 62 = 62

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:38 No.18158453
    rolled 55 = 55


    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:39 No.18158458
    rolled 34 = 34

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:39 No.18158460
    rolled 74 = 74


    Rollin' terribly
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:40 No.18158462
    rolled 40 = 40

    LG was slipping up anyway, Hayate is easier
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:41 No.18158468

    As someone who's run quests before, I feel your pain. Nothing sucks more than missing awesome because you didn't refresh.

    On the one hand, it's entirely your fault and the players feel like they just got screwed.

    On the other, retconning and shit tends to set a bad precedent, and you look like MORE of an ass when you try to block something later.

    Best thing you can do is type it up in a word document, and keep refreshing the page to make sure there isn't a dramatic shift in tone along the way.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)03:41 No.18158471
    I'm not complaining about using Hayate more, just stating my preference and thoughts.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:43 No.18158478

    Susan was a troll post, by a guy who then admitted he was trolling, and then immediately left the quest.

    Nobody was too thrilled over that one. Honestly, I'm glad to be rid of it.

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:44 No.18158487

    Hey, LG, you're reading this right?

    This man speaks fucking WISDOM.

    He speaks it all FLUENTLY.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:45 No.18158494

    Mostly glad or mostly rid?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)03:46 No.18158500
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    "Let's see what happens." Erica says, "You know, I didn't know you were this slow. How could you have not noticed?" She asks.

    "I think I had an idea at the ball, but what with everything that's happened to me in the past week, i guess i put it on the back burner unknowingly." You place a palm to your forehead. "I really should have seen this one coming."

    "We may have hurt her, seeing the three of us together could have shaken her a lot." Ursula says.
    "Yeah. You need to make it up to her." Erica finishes.
    "I know, And I think I may have just the thing."

    Breakfast done the three of you head to class.

    >retconny much?
    >i hope not.
    >well, maybe.
    >okay yeah, im allover today.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)03:46 No.18158502
    Well, yeah. Troll post or no, it still led to some interesting places, and isn't that really what these things are about?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:47 No.18158513
    Nah it's all good
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:48 No.18158516
    rolled 24 = 24

    Nah, it's fine. It doesn't really matter, still flows nicely.
    In before Erica lends Nanoha her whip. And Frau.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:49 No.18158520
    interesting places yes, but usually it should move in the direction that the majority players would like it too.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)03:49 No.18158523
    How old is this Nanoha in this multiverse, again?

    And, you're doin' okay, man.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:50 No.18158529
    we still love you and your quest LG. please be a bit more prudent about refreshing.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:50 No.18158530

    We are well over-due for a picnic.

    >Between you and me, as a fellow quest-runner? You fuck up bad enough, there's no shame in calling a retcon. The trick is doing it before it's a big deal.
    >The clusterfuck over Shinku? Retconning it THEN would have been fine. You chose not to.
    >If you chose to retcon THIS shit? Nows the only time.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:52 No.18158539

    It's cool man. Sometimes people fuck up, that's life.

    Just keep in mind what >>18158468


    Word document, refresh before you post.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)03:53 No.18158549
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    >aaaaaaaaand i just posted the wrong picture.
    The morning classes were pretty ordinary, more history, field guidelines and basics of Bureau operations.
    Before Mike lets you out for lunch he makes an announcement.

    "Guys, I know this may be too much for you right out of vacation, but we want to keep you on your feet." He says.
    "We will be having combat exercises with the advanced class this afternoon. It will be done in a tourney combat, with the Advance teams fighting your teams. We're doing this to asses how your newly formed teams can do in combat with an organized group of foes."

    "Report to the gym at 1400. We begin then. I suggest you take this time to get together with your teams and make some plans."
    And he dismisses the class.

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)03:55 No.18158555
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    This nanoha is the season1 nanoha. 12-ish.
    Not as powerful as later iterations but still enough to blow up a city
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:55 No.18158562
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    So fucked its not even funny.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:56 No.18158563

    Begin plotting a PICNIC.

    Also this: >>18158317
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:56 No.18158564
    Season 1 was 9, Season 2 was the 12-13 year old one.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:57 No.18158569
    We may want to get to that picnic before she obliterates us in combat 'practice'
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:57 No.18158571
    rolled 91 = 91

    Check in with our old buddies and try not to detonate the new ones.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)03:57 No.18158573
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    the younger one then.
    no cartridge system yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:58 No.18158575
    we should probably let our team know that if we end up fighting the advanced team that Nanoha is on, she might be gunning for us specifically, so we should plan around that.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:58 No.18158577
    >This quest made me re-read HnG.
    >Made it to the beginning of the A-tan flashbacks.
    >Tearing up all the time.

    God damn it LG why are you making me go through all these emotions again?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:58 No.18158579
    rolled 14 = 14

    Get with team.
    Post vacation luncheon, planning with keima
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)03:59 No.18158585

    Well, I have a great way to open this planning session. "Well, good news, bad news time. Bad news: I'm pretty sure one of the most powerful members of the people we're sparring with this afternoon is pissed at me. Good news: Might be able to talk to her about it before the fight, and we become SLIGHTLY less screwed."

    Also mention that we can now stop time, and our SHELL GAME technique.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)04:00 No.18158591
    So she got aged a bit somewhere along the li-
    Aand now it's just creepy. Goddamnit.

    Team lunch, finding the time to apologize to Nanoha for not respecting her feelings, and ask if we can make it up to her.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:01 No.18158594
    rolled 45 = 45

    And now we know why the thread is titled BEFRIENDING.
    We gonna blow up before the night is over.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:01 No.18158600


    See if there's some way we can talk to Nanoha before she rapes us.

    If we can't avoid rape we might be at least able to talk her into lube.

    We should avoid using those terms by the way.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:02 No.18158608

    I say let her go at us during the tournament.

    More fun and shenengans that way.

    And we actually can lead her away from the others, dodging her befriending attacks instead of letting our teammates get hit.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:03 No.18158611

    >Good news, Bad news time.

    This is how we should preface everything terrible.

    Our goal is to make everyone in earshot cringe when we say that.

    Off to a healthy start there, I'd say.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:03 No.18158613
    rolled 48 = 48

    Wait, who was on our team again?

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)04:04 No.18158617
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:04 No.18158621

    Speedster Shinku/Jun
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)04:04 No.18158623

    Ursula is in R&D, a different class. non-combat.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:05 No.18158625
    Ursula is R&D not on our team, we also had Shinku and ouselves.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:06 No.18158633

    THIS. Best thing you can do with a kid who has an opinion is to respect their opinion.

    We don't want to hurt any ladies who might have feelings for us, no matter how young/old they might be.

    If it's just a crush, she'll remember we treated her with respect and appreciate it.

    If it's actually something more, she'll remember this, and the seduction will be much easier when she's a more appropriate age.

    Because we're not a pedophile.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:09 No.18158645

    >Because we're not a pedophile.

    Never say this to her, but point it out whenever we have to. "She's what, 6-7 years to young for me? She's sweet and all, but that's a little creepy."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:11 No.18158650

    Yeah. Let's let everybody know that we might be just a LITTLE BIT FUCKED.

    I think they should know that certain parties might be carrying a grudge.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:14 No.18158663


    Well, that's going to be slightly awkward.

    "Nanoha want's to kill us."
    "Wha? She'slikemybestestfriend..."
    "Well.... Actually, it's mostly me, and you guys are on my team."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:15 No.18158673
    Nanoha might go gunning for Erica too, since if she dies we're suddenly a lot more available than previously.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:16 No.18158675
    Well, gents? safe to say we have a consensus on our next course of action?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)04:16 No.18158677
    All the more reason to try and calm her before the tourney.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:17 No.18158681


    Also, we have the shell game.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:18 No.18158683
    I only thought we liked her in the first place because she was older than Sakura. Oh well lay the groundwork when she grows up more we will go for it
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:18 No.18158688
    i think so. we want to try and defuse things with Nanoha during lunch, and inform the team of possible serious fucked-ness.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:20 No.18158698

    I don't think it was ever a case of us liking her, at least not in that sense.

    It's more of a respect as a friend and a respect for her feelings.

    Which we've sadly neglected.

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)04:21 No.18158700
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    >oops posted wrong
    You take Mike's suggestion and get your team together to discuss the tourney.
    Keima leads you all to the cafeteria.
    There, you ask Sakura if she could get Nanoha to join you for lunch.
    "I'm sorry. Nano-chan says she's having lunch with her team." she finishes with "she says she'll see you later at the gym."

    With everyone seated, he begins to discuss your team's chances.
    "I have been looking through our specs, and I think I may have the basics of a plan. I can't get much data on whe we'll be fighting, so we will have to just make use of predetermined roles."

    "Ursula will again cover the skies and act as a distraction as needed. Shinku will join you."
    "Gai, Amazoness, again I leave the close quarters combat to you two. You both have the highest physical combat capabilities in our group."

    "Sakura, Hayate, I want you two to go play artillery. Bombard them with your spells."
    "Hayate, you will also be incharge of covering for us. YOur speed and versatility will allow you to assist any of us when needed."
    "Jun, I remember you telling me taht you have some defensive and trapping skills. I want you to work with Hayate to protect Elsi and I."

    "We will provide you with information, and tactics in real time. I have also learned some evasive skills, so you need not worry about us too much."

    "If any of you have any objections, or would like to add anything. please tell me now."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)04:21 No.18158703
    ERICA. not Ursula.

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:23 No.18158708

    Good news/bad news tiem
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:23 No.18158712
    >she says she'll see you later at the gym.

    soo fucked
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:23 No.18158714
    add that Nanoha may be making this fight a bit personal if we go up against her team.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:24 No.18158717


    We really need to start incorporating some sort of dry self-dericiating humor into this.

    "I never thought being so handsome and charming would come back to haunt me."

    "I thought life was a little too nice lately..."

    "Sounds great, can't see how it could go wrong. So it probably will, quite hilariously."

    "Don't mind me, just waiting for the other shoe to drop."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:26 No.18158736
    rolled 11 = 11

    Tell them about the Nanoha thing, but make sure we use terms like 'may' and 'possibly'. We don't want to assume she WILL attack us directly.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:27 No.18158742

    "I can stop time, if that changes things."


    >Good news, bad news time.

    "On the plus side, she'll probably focus on me.... or Erica. Shit, didn't think of that one."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:27 No.18158747
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    >Nanoha might be gunning for Erica

    Alright, so, I'm guessing we don't stand much chance of winning a confrontation with Nanoha. But we must protect our Mistress. We may need to figure out how to win over Nanoha's destructive emotions, even if we must loose the fight.

    Gentlemen, if worst comes to worst, we may need to take a leaf out of Kumagawa's Book.. Maker.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:28 No.18158750
    "Ladies, Gentlemen, Keima. I have a plan for a last resort defence maneuver. The Shell Game."

    Then explain it.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:28 No.18158754

    Mention our time stop, since I don't think our team knows.

    Also warm about Nanoha.

    See if we can talk to her before the fight.

    Or during the fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:28 No.18158756
    Hey OP, if you use Firefox, you can get an addon called Greasemonkey, which runs user-written scripts.
    There's a script for 4chan called 4chanX which basically removes the need to F5 a thread; it adds new posts to the bottom automatically, and adds a counter in the tab title for posts you haven't scrolled over yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:30 No.18158765

    We also have a time-stop.


    >Ladies, Gentlemen, Keima.

    I chuckled, but I think we should be a little more subtle than that.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:31 No.18158766
    I know I'm a bit late for this, but Nanoha was 9 in season 1 and A's, 15 in A's epilogue, 19 in StrikerS.

    ...so yeah, a 9-years-old killing machine is jealous of us. Not good, not good at all.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)04:32 No.18158773
    >Gentlemen, if worst comes to worst, we may need to take a leaf out of Kumagawa's Book.. Maker.

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:32 No.18158775

    He usually runs this at work, and add-ons tend to fuck with that.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:34 No.18158785
    I'd go so far as to say that in general we should not engage in our regular Keima seduction/trolling during combat/planning. The last thing we want is him deciding that he'd have an easier life if we were to suffer a debilitating accident during training or a real fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:35 No.18158787
    9 sounds a little ridiculous for this though. Do we have to stick to canon that bad or can we make her say, 14 for the sake of believability?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:37 No.18158801
    That would be better. Plus the idea was everyone was a bit older so we couldn't get up to anything too creepy according to the first few threads
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:38 No.18158807

    I don't mind the trolling, but we ned to tone it down a bit when it's SERIOUS TIME.

    We need to be serious then, if never at any other time.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:39 No.18158809
    Yeah we leave messing with Keima and his sexuality to non combat situations
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)04:40 No.18158814
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    "Okay, I have bad news, and some more bad news."
    "Bad news. Nanoha, the one they say is strong enough to level the whole town if she sneezes, will be one of the ones we may have to fight later."
    "Badder news. She may be out to get me. Well maybe we could use this to our advantage."
    You tell them. "I could act as a decoy for her when the time comes."
    Erica grins at this.
    "In other news, I have an ability that few of you know about. I can stop time."
    You now have everyone's full attention.
    "I can do it for 80 seconds. and I can pull anyone into the state with me. At most, ive pulled three people into the timestop, not including myself."
    You see Keima make some notations.

    "And with that. Ladies, Gentlemen," you continue, "Keima." you throw him a look,
    "I have a plan for a last resort defensive maneuver. The Shell Game."
    "I can use my time stop to remove or replace anyone under my cups. Possibly giving anyone attacking them quite a surprise."
    You explain.

    "I advice you to use that timestop ability as little as you can. We might need it in later rounds."
    Keima tells you.


    With most the planning over, your group engages in talking about the previous vacation.

    you think of who to talk to
    [ ]gai
    [ ]amazoness
    [ ]sakura
    [ ]other?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:40 No.18158815

    I remember something about time moving at different rates in different dimensions. So maybe we'll meet an older her later or something.

    Besides, you've never heard of a little kid having a crush on an adult in their life?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)04:40 No.18158816
    This, LG. is there any reason Nanoha can't be at least, say, 13? Just say she was older when her power was unlocked, or whatever.
    Aren't we already dealing with alternate universes?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)04:42 No.18158828
    I will get back to you on this.


    Also, time pimp.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:42 No.18158829
    We have been neglecting to speak with her lately, then Sakura and if we have time Gai
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:42 No.18158831
    That would imply that she has the Cartridge system in Raising Heart and I'm pretty sure she doesn't have that one yet. We gotta keep SOME canon here and if we alter her age, there are a lot of things that wouldn't make any sense.
    For example, I'm pretty sure Fate would be here with her in that case, maybe even Hayate (Yagami, not us).

    Of course LG could always go LOLSHENANIGANS and leave them out.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:43 No.18158841

    Sakura. See how she feels about her friend possibly having it in for us.

    Also, make sure we have the flying Dutchman and some bounce potions before we start this up.

    I wanna go dog-fighting on a bicycle at some point. If nothing else, the bike dramatically speeds up our movement around the battlefield.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:45 No.18158848
    [x] gai

    also, didn't refresh to see we want to not mess with Keima when it's srs bsnss time.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)04:45 No.18158850
    Sakura. Maybe we can get some insight into Nanoha?

    I think it's less the crush, and more the "9 years old" thing. It certainly is for me.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:45 No.18158851
    Well it IS altered canon so there is nothing to say he can't go loltimeshenanigans, it would make things a bit easier as you could say she got scouted earlier and it interrupted her canon like it did ours
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)04:46 No.18158855
    You always have a liter of rebounder in your flask.
    You may make the whole flask contain rebounder for a total of 3 liters.

    The bikes are in your room.
    do you want to keep the dutchman in your folio from now on?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:46 No.18158858
    I don't know if I can explain Kumagawa properly, he is something that can only be experienced. All I can say is, since he cannot win anything, he always manages to loose in such a way that the end results are actually better than if he had won, and are very trolltastic. He is also, in my opinion, the only really good thing to come from Medaka Box.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:47 No.18158864
    Aaand LG Syndrome for me. Should refresh more often.
    [spoilersdontworkon/tg/]That or leave my Nanohaverse-boner at home[/whydontwegetspoilers]

    Anyway, voting for Sakura.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:48 No.18158872

    Regardless of age, she's still a young lady with feelings.

    A real gentleman would bear that in mind when dealing with her.

    Also, I enjoy the idea of a kid liking us like that, it's cute, and it leads to interesting scenarios when seducing them AND crushing their feelings are off the table.

    Like this one.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)04:51 No.18158884
    Just wanting to put the idea out. Though, if we're gonna be playing with time shenanigans, I think I'm okay with a younger Nanoha.

    I'm not helping at all, am I?

    Any way, I'm off to bed, I has a tired.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:52 No.18158889

    I think the standard should be one bounce, one heal, one normal drink unless otherwise noted.

    The Dutchman should go with us into possible combat scenarios.

    Bike-Chan is leisure time only, unless circumstance forces our hand.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:52 No.18158897
    Gai. We've been neglecting our RiderBro.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)04:54 No.18158902
    >Regardless of age, she's still a young lady with feelings.
    >A real gentleman would bear that in mind when dealing with her.
    I agree entirely.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:54 No.18158903

    Order is


    We can decide third dude later.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:56 No.18158910
    We may not be intimate or anything like that, but we can serve more as a father figure. It'd certainly help her.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)04:57 No.18158912
    Amazon, we really have been neglecting her more than the others, and we did like her. We were even teaching her proper etiquette
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)04:59 No.18158930
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    "Hey Sakura how was your vacation?" you ask the bubbly powerhouse.
    "It was fuuuuuuuuun. I took Nanoha with me and i introduced her to my dad and idiot big brother, she says she likes you better though, then we wentaroundTOKYOandthenwewenttotheTOKYOTOWERandthentheBEACHandthenwetriedoncostumesbyTOMOYOandthenweh
    "Cool, I also visited the Tokyo Tower in my Dimension."
    "Isnt it AWEEEEEEESOME?"
    "Yes. yes it was. Anyway, about this whole Nanoha thing. What do you mean she liked me better than your brother?"

    "Oh silly." she answers with a chuckle "She likes you. A lot."
    she then finishes with "I like you too, you're fun."
    "And I like you too Sakura." you tell her

    'Dammit, I really should have noticed from the start. Goddammit.' you think to yourself.

    [ ]amazoness
    [ ]gai
    [ ]other?
    >not including keima and jun since we saw them after we jumped form the SW universe.
    >you could still talk if you want to.

    >pulling overtime at work today
    >waiting for some documents to come in
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:01 No.18158937
    Gai, then Amazoness, then Keima. We've got to catch up with our Bro and our student, then apologize to Keima. Perhaps suggest a way we can hang out after.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:02 No.18158940
    [x] Gai
    we really do need to check in with our wingman
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:02 No.18158942
    I'm cool with
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:03 No.18158947
    I just had an amusing thought.

    What if Sakura's from our dimension, but neither of us knew it?
    Disregard if you so please. It's the lack of sleep talking.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:12 No.18158968
    Voting for Gai -> Amazoness too.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)05:16 No.18158978
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    "Hey man, how was your vacation? Didn't see you all week."
    "I helped clean up some trouble at home." he tells you.
    "Oh? what exactly?"
    "Ordinary stuff, New Deathcult sprung up in Okinawa, mutants in Sendai, Cyborg assassins tried to go after my uncle again. things like that."
    "Did you have a hard time?"
    "No. Not at all my friend. The Rangers helped me out a lot, and my uncle isnt too old not to take out a few kaijin on his own."
    "I see.. anyway, I was jsut checking up on you, If you need anything from me you just have to ask."
    "Of course." he tells you with a bow.

    You now head over to talk to your exotic lady frind.
    "Hi there, you go back home for vacation?"
    "Yes. Me go back jungle. Eat many fruit and loojhatz."
    "Did you have a good time?"
    "Me and sisters wife go on hunt. Catch big hratning. Eat many days."
    "It's great that you had fun. You know I'd still love for the two of us to have tea together again."
    "Me want that, yes please." she says with a small smile.

    [ ]keima?
    [ ]erica?
    [ ]other?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:18 No.18158985
    [x] keima. see if he has anything more for a battle plan, and seriously, no funny business this time.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:18 No.18158987

    We were kinda out of line with the whole ladies gentlemen Keima thing, we should find some way to make it up to him after.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:26 No.18159025

    Out of line? Possibly. Funny? Yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:27 No.18159026
    Funny definitely.

    Least talk to him though
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:29 No.18159038
    It was quite funny, and this is from the guy that suggested it.

    However, this allows us to spend some time and put Keima back on the 'OD on Hayate' train.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:31 No.18159049
    Yeah it seems like we have let him stew over the dance long enough, especially if what we saw in his room was anything to go by
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)05:32 No.18159055
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    "Hey man, Sorry about ribbing you earlier."
    "It's nothing. I almost didnt notice it. Anyway, Could you tell me further how your timestop works? How do you pull people in it?"
    "Well, I could pull people in by touching them and concentrating to unfreeze them. I could also make stuff move in in by concentrating."
    "Can you make projectiles move freely?" he asks
    "yeah. I did that in a situation I was in. I could make the bullets maintain movement even after they left the gun."
    "I see.. I will try and factor that in to our plans."
    "Okay man. Hey, you know if there's anything i need to do to make up for it, you just have to tell me okay?"
    "sure. I will consider it" he answers.

    The lunch went on like this in good company until the bells rang.

    Time is now 1300. You still have an hour before you have to go to the gym.

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:34 No.18159065
    Picnic. something to keep everyone's spirits up.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:36 No.18159076
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:36 No.18159078
    Try and find Nanoha.
    Make peace before she blows up to kingdom come
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:36 No.18159079
    [x] Write up a will...
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:37 No.18159084
    we Just had lunch though.

    Lets warn Erica about the possibility of Nanoha blasting her.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:38 No.18159085
    See if we can't run into Nanoha before the exercise, at least make an attempt at apologizing before the exercise
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:39 No.18159089
    >"anything i need to do to make up for it"
    like a free bunny show.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:39 No.18159096
    This. With this, we'll place the seed of doubt that eventually blossoms into the flower of forgiveness.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:40 No.18159099

    We just ate.

    See if there's some way to talk to Nanoha....


    Give Kraus to Erica, visit Doctor, see if we can get a head start on fixing things up with her.

    If we tell her it's to help a girl with conflicting emotions, he might be willing to go for it.

    If not, we should have enough time to make it back
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:44 No.18159118

    We could also mention to him that we apparently end up fixing the watch at some point.

    And the time-travel hat.

    And advice on how to manipulate the time-stream while avoiding paradox.

    We need to know this shit so we don't end up breaking time.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:46 No.18159125
    Bad idea, that's getting into paradox territory
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:47 No.18159130
    yeah, this upcoming scenario is going to be tough enough without adding pime taradoxes.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:52 No.18159149

    Agree with trying to speak to Nanoha, and the Doctor.

    Let's do the Doctor thing AFTER this, and avoid time-travel, until we actually know what we're doing.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)05:52 No.18159153
    rolled 45 = 45

    >try and find nanoha
    You excuse yourself from the table, telling your friends you will meet them at the gym later.
    you head out and try to find Nanoha.
    YOu walk around the Bureau, looking at areas she might be in.

    I will roll too, if your rolls come close to mine, you will find her

    >boss footing the bill for dinner [surprisingly]
    >get some chinese delivered
    >sweet and sour pork
    >omg i missed meat
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:53 No.18159157
    Let the dappering commence.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:53 No.18159162
    rolled 95 = 95

    Avoiding having the city we're in blown up dice go!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:55 No.18159171
    rolled 90 = 90

    >roll close
    oh great our mediocre rolling skills will serve us well...

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:56 No.18159176
    rolled 39 = 39


    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:56 No.18159177
    rolled 81 = 81

    Why do we only roll this good when we're not supposed to?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:57 No.18159181
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:57 No.18159182

    not rolling again, someone else do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:57 No.18159184
    rolled 25 = 25

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:58 No.18159187
    okay, we should be fine with this.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:58 No.18159188
    rolled 37 = 37


    I will invoke David Tennant for this roll, because the dice gods still scorn you for ignoring that one.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)05:59 No.18159192
    the dice gods, they know when we're trying to score, and that's when they screw us.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:00 No.18159194
    rolled 6 = 6


    >>18159177 here
    Last time I rolled, I got stuff in the 10-20 range! Blame the /tg/ dice!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:02 No.18159205
    rolled 66 = 66

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:03 No.18159212
    rolled 69 = 69

    Let's do this.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)06:03 No.18159217
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    I will take that roll.

    You walk around campus, checking almost everywhere a trainee might have access to.
    unable to find her, and with fifteen minutes to go till the excercise, you head to the gym

    There, you find Nanoha talking to a girl with red brains and a croquet mallet.


    >little girl
    >likes you A LOT
    >saw you with twins, all lovey and shit
    >she can blast you all the way back to the stone age.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)06:05 No.18159226
    >red BRAIDS
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:06 No.18159228
    "Hey Nanoha! Thought I could catch up with you before class. Mind if we talk?"
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:06 No.18159230
    >red brains

    Um. Did Nanoha go all COOL YOUR HEAD on Vita?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:07 No.18159239
    >red brains
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:08 No.18159247
    Walk up and say hi, introduce yourself to her friend and ask if we can speak with Nanoha for a moment
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:09 No.18159250
    rolled 9 = 9

    What we say depends on how old she is.
    You sticking with 9?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:09 No.18159255
    Polite and friendly,
    "Nanoha, I was hoping we could have a quick chat before this afternoon's exercises, that is if your friend doesn't mind me stealing you for a few minutes."
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:10 No.18159259
    It will make her think were talking about her behind her back AND will embarrass her.

    "I wanted to apologize if I made you uncomfortable, or anything.
    I think you're mad at me for some reason, and for that Im sorry."

    That should cool her a bit.
    Now, we wait for her response.

    Just lead her in, but never drag her into the conversation
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:11 No.18159268
    Dice, why do you antagonise me so?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:14 No.18159284
    Or if we are sticking it to a 9
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:16 No.18159295
    Well, with Vita in here, she can be anything from 9 to whatever you want.
    ...it'd also mean she has her Cartridge system. Shit.

    Ask her who her friend is then ask for a few moments with her alone, we have to talk.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)06:18 No.18159313
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    okay, i will concede.
    She's 12-ish. [as old as end of anime sakura, and about as old as nagi]
    old enough to feel strongly about things.
    but not too young to be squik-ish
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:22 No.18159332
    12, you say?
    That means she's starting to develop those delicious breasts and hips.
    I think we'll have to talk to the twins...
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:24 No.18159348
    we want to follow this anon's advice, >>18159259
    basically say exactly that, we want to apologize if we made her uncomfortable, but we don't want to tell her outright that we know she has strong feelings for us.
    And if she decides that punishing us during the exercise is going to make her feel better, well, then we best hope our teacups are in pretty damn good shape.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:26 No.18159361
    This is a good idea, plus if she hurts us she will feel bad about it later since we were nice
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:27 No.18159370
    Well then, >>18159259 pretty much sums it up.
    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SAY 'FRIENDS'. Say we'd like to get to know her better, or something.
    Eeeeh. I dunno about that.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:29 No.18159384





    Polite. Nice, friendly.

    Of course, I have a hilariously evil back-up plan, should this fail.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:31 No.18159395

    >Hilariously Evil Plan.

    You can't just say something like that and not elaborate.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:31 No.18159396
    Second. We gotta try to head this off, and without making Nanoha feel bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:32 No.18159401
    I love it when more people than just me have contingency plans
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:33 No.18159406
    No fear, I was kidding.
    I fully agree with going full force butler-politeness on the situation.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:33 No.18159412
    Yes avoid Friends
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:34 No.18159414

    She comes for us during the fight, before she can attack we stop time, run up to her, pull her into the time stop and shove our tongue down her throat.

    Then we re-freeze her, erase evidence, and return to our position before re-starting time.

    Emotional whiplash should be enough for her brain to shut down temporarily, and she won't even know we did it for real.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:35 No.18159419
    Not what I had planned but that is fucking brilliant for messing with her head...

    We should do something similar to Keima when we want to mess with him
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)06:35 No.18159420
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    You walk up to Nanoha.

    "Hi, Nanoha. Guess were having joint exercises today. Oh, who's your friend?"
    "Hey there. I'm Vita." the red brained one aswers.
    "I'm in Nanoha's team. And well kick your ass later."
    "Ah, Miss Vita. I hope you don't mind if I took a few moments to talk to Nanoha?"
    "Sure. Sure. I need to head inside anyway." She says as she leaves the two of you alone.

    YOu turn to Nanoha.
    "Nanoha, I notice you've been kinda upset around me lately. Now I'm not sure what I did. But I apologize profusely." you tell "I know you're mad about something, and for that I'm sorry."

    Just silence.
    And then,
    "I-I... I need to go back to my team."
    She says as she hurries off inside the gym.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:35 No.18159421
    ...you magnificient bastard. That might just work.
    Unless we have to ROLL FOR EFFECTIVENESS.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)06:37 No.18159426
    Did.... did you just plan a timestop mouthfuck/mindfuck?

    I have no idea ow to react to that
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:37 No.18159429
    Are you trying to push a new in-joke on us?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:38 No.18159431
    Either way it woud get a response out of her, just depends whether it would be stunned "did that really happen?" or "What? I am gonna kill this bastard"
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:38 No.18159432

    It might, if we didn't already explain our time-stop powers in detail to him.

    He would know EXACTLY what was going on.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:39 No.18159438

    Hopefully, neither will she.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:40 No.18159440
    I never said he had to be unaware of what happened.

    But you know he won't say anything in front of everyone, so we can sit there poker faced while trolling him around everyone
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:40 No.18159441
    we need to figure out how a way to make sure that Sakura is the one fighting Nanoha. That ought to work out in our favor.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:42 No.18159446
    No we will have to react to how it evolves and hope we can throw her into Nanoha if that's what we try.

    I like the idea of messing with her head and making her feel bad if she hurts us
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:42 No.18159447

    But we told EVERYONE.

    He could scream rape and the burden of proof would be on US.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:43 No.18159455
    Do it when no other team members are around.

    It's not impossible, it just requires planning
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:44 No.18159457
    rolled 6 = 6


    Still wtf.

    And Butlers be classier than that.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:46 No.18159467
    >and everyone else
    Are you faggots serious?
    Jesus Christ.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:47 No.18159470
    Why does everyone keep bringing that up? We troll the shit out of him already and we are not a butler. it's just a style we like to use. The last few threads should of amply shown that to everyone
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:48 No.18159475
    >utter and complete annihilation is at hand?
    >plan to troll Keima with timestop
    Someone should make a advice_hayate.jpg
    You guys are just glorious.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:49 No.18159481
    What can I say? The only person I like trolling more than ourselves is him
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:52 No.18159498
    I think you broke LG
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:55 No.18159506
    >access to master alchemist teacher
    >must learn how to make genderswap potion
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)06:56 No.18159512
    Can't post images from an iPad

    >I made an amulet today.
    >It was made of fudge.
    >It was made of rice.
    >It menaces with spikes of cigarettes.
    >It depicted a man. It depicted a computer.
    >The man was typing on the computer.
    >It pleases me.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:00 No.18159529
    Because its not just an aesthetic, that we put on and take off like an accessory, it's a personal way of life. And Kraus and Jakob would be disappointed in us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)07:00 No.18159530
    You also head into the gym.
    Inside, you find all your classmates and the advance classes standing around.
    you see your team standing off to one side and join them.

    Mike walks up together with the man in Grey armor you remember from the stargate.
    "Okay guys, lets do this." the guy says. "I'm Commissar Knight Max Decarius, and I lead the Advanced classes. Me and Mike here decided to pit you all up against each other to determine how well you will all react in combat against an unpredictable, organized foe. Also, we want to watch you kids beat the shit out of each other."
    he laughs.

    Mike interrupts him quickly."The four teams of the Basic classes against the 4 teams of the Advanced classes. You will pick opponents by random drawing."

    "Victory will be determined by elimination. Eliminate all the members of the opposing team, and you win." Max explains.

    "We will outfit all of you with an extra barrier that will absorb damage. Each barrier shall be calibrated to fit the levels of damage you can incur. Once the barrier passes the damage set to it, you will be eliminated and teleported from the arena." Mike says.

    "Think of it as a healthbar for yourself. If it goes 0, you're out." Max finishes.

    "Okay, now will each team pick a representative and draw who you will fight." max says as he motions to a box in his hand.

    *********ROLL EM. 1d7.*********

    1 advance class team
    2 team kenji
    3 advance classes team [nanoha]
    4 team negi
    5 advance classes team
    6 team shirou
    7 advance classes team
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:02 No.18159537
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:02 No.18159542
    rolled 3 = 3

    Not nanoha, dealing with that level of raw destruction will be really difficult. We do have a good balanced team though so we stand a good chance.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:03 No.18159543
    rolled 5 = 5

    We can't be lucky enough to get Nanoha on the first try.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:03 No.18159544
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:04 No.18159550
    rolled 3 = 3

    oh shit here we go
    Sakura should be our representative, make sure everyone knows she took out Mike previously
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:04 No.18159551
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    Ladies. Gentlemen. Keima.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:04 No.18159554
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:05 No.18159555
    rolled 7 = 7

    Aww, too slow. At least we have yet to get the same num-

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:05 No.18159556
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:07 No.18159569
    Oh god, thanks.
    It's like Void Quest all over again!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:09 No.18159575
    rolled 2 = 2

    we need a cross-dressed version as well.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)07:11 No.18159582

    "Now that everyone has drawn, we can now start." Max says. "Hat-chan. Please ready the arenas."

    You find you and your team teleported to an empty city.
    A kilometer away, your opponents the unknown team from the advanced classes, get ready for the fight.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)07:12 No.18159588
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    >dafuk. i cant post pics?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:12 No.18159591
    rolled 93 = 93


    Power Up Tea. Serve to our team members.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:13 No.18159596
    Wow, that must be some really potent tea.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:14 No.18159598
    We need some recon, one thing that really sets us apart is Keima's tactical genius. Going into battle blind really screws us over. Erica can do a high altitude fly over and give us data on location, maybe who is in the group, how many.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:15 No.18159605
    rolled 18 = 18


    LG, this is now a tournament right?

    Got the team match ups?

    >Inb4 we meet nanoha's team in the finals.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:16 No.18159608
    We still need to brew up buffing potions for Jun so that he can be of use in battles.

    I suppose we should get ready with the teacups.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:18 No.18159620
    Actually, wouldn't Shinku be better? She's a speedster type, and as a doll is a much smaller target that Erica. Also, since her flight isn't tied to Striker units, she's quieter too.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:20 No.18159626
    rolled 66 = 66

    Send them both!
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:22 No.18159627
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    I am at your service.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:23 No.18159634
    That's a pretty good idea.
    Have Erica act as an obvious scout, as in let her fly up in plain sight, while Shinku sneaks up to the enemy team and does some close-up scouting.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)07:25 No.18159642
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    Okay quick listing of team capabilities.

    Tactical GEENUS
    new evasive abilities?
    battlefield radar [elsie]
    data mining [elsie]

    Sexy ass

    Thread barrier/ traps
    Teleportation [reflective surface]


    weapon combat [polearm]
    archery [average]

    her cards
    limited flight
    beam spam
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:27 No.18159650
    Glad to know my templates were good enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:27 No.18159651
    What is the distance on the teleportation and limits, can she see through mirrors and not go through? It seems like a good scouting method if we need more detailed info.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:28 No.18159659
    rolled 56 = 56

    >Teleportation [reflective surface]
    With GIANT KNIVES OF KNIVING, this will be soooo abusable.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:31 No.18159670
    Did we ever test to see if Shinku can use our silverware to teleport?
    I was thinking of Hayate doing an Unlimited Silverware Works, covering the battlefield in forks, knives, and spoons, and having Shinku teleporting all over the place to confound the enemy.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:31 No.18159671
    I believe we are starting to sink, bottom of page 5.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:31 No.18159680
    Get Gai to throw Erica upwards, and throw out knives around the arena. Have Erica and Sakura rain fire on them, with Amazoness picking off any who attempt to go forward. Have Jun setting up traps in case some of them make it to us.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:32 No.18159685
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:34 No.18159694
    Yeah, we've been way past the bump limit for some time now.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)07:34 No.18159695
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    YOu are in a city plenty of mirrors.

    She can only teleport through a surface large enough for her to fit.

    She must know where shes headed beforehand [use teammate as a landmark or see the place visually]
    She cant see through mirrors, she needs to jump in to see the other side.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:34 No.18159698
    Have Erica and Shinku get a visual on the opposition. We need recon data for Keima to analyze. Then we can formulate a plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:37 No.18159708
    They're from the advanced classes, we probably don't want to get into an artillery war. If they're a nuke heavy team we're doomed. Our primary asset is our balance of differing abilities and Keima's planning. This allows us with some information to target their weak point with our rather Jack of All Trades group composition.

    If they are melee focused keep them at range, if they're nukes/artillery move fast and mobile to make them waste and beat those glass cannons in the face, if they're speed based we can draw them into a kill zone with our defense and Keima knowing where to lead them. If they're tactically unsound we can split them up, maybe using Shinku's mirror jumping to make them spread out, and eat them

    We can't rush in without a plan and pray that we target what they're bad at.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)07:37 No.18159714
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    tourney sheet.
    Victory for other teams will be decided by dice later
    [except for nanoha's team she gets instawin]
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:40 No.18159725
    Poor Kenji...
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:41 No.18159731
    However, with range weapons, we keep the pressure on without having to actually engage in the battle. Spreading out the people a little more would help, granted, but this would work well. As this is happening, We get Hayate to expand the knives, creating big enough spaces for Shinku to poke through and gain visuals on the group, and report back to Keima. This will give us the element of surprise, and allow us to formulate a plan while the other team are too busy defending.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:42 No.18159736
    we might get the opportunity to really get Shirou back for the cockblockage,
    or he'll turn into Kurou-saaaaan and we'll forfeit.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/01/12(Thu)07:43 No.18159747
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    Oh and shinku can pull one person through a mirror.
    mirror must be large enough to accommodate said person, as said before.

    okay guys, im headed home.
    Im not sure if i'll do another thread tonight.
    I'll post in this thread in case.

    The Warriors
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:43 No.18159749
    I think our female party members could handle him.

    Even though we can
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:45 No.18159762
    it's almost five am on the west coast here, so I am out for now. So glad I finally got caught up though.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:46 No.18159764
    That assumes the opponents don't have air assets or anti-air majaikal units. Better to get recon done without expending our own reserves.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:47 No.18159772
    someone archive pls.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:47 No.18159773
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    Oh okay. Have a thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:47 No.18159779
    How about if we omit the Erica and Amazoness thing, and just have Hayate begin creating the UNLIMITED CUTLERY WORKS for Shinku to gather intel through?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:49 No.18159790
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    Have one yourself.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:50 No.18159793
    I had a somewhat disturbing revelation earlier.
    The character on the front of the maid RPG book looks like hayate crossdressing
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)07:59 No.18159828
    So what does everyone think of the ending line up?

    Kenji naturally gets befriended and Nanoha can't lose until the final so we have two advanced classes and Shirou that we may have to fight.

    Anyone got any ideas?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)08:13 No.18159905
    We will fight AC-1, Shirou, and Nanoha. Calling it now.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)08:17 No.18159929
    So... does Nanoha have Cartridges or not?
    That's a matter of life and death.

    Anyway, canon isn't all that important. Canonically, Nanoha is at least Lesbian (maybe bisexual). She even adopts a child with her girlfriend.

    Also, I want a Yuuno appearence. Maybe as defender on Nanoha's team?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)08:18 No.18159932
    rolled 91 = 91


    And shirou's team will have Lily as the only sane person there.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)08:20 No.18159937
    If she is not at least bisexual we will make her that way.
    But she has shown interest in us before so I dare say no les
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)08:22 No.18159950
    I can just picture this, especially given rance is his handler and is probably trying to push him to hit on her
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)08:26 No.18159974
    So who would fit?

    TK from Angel Beats
    The insane scientist from Shana?
    Other ideas?

    Personally, I'd love for QB and that contractor from C - The money of soul and possibility to appear. They both could make a contest in who's got more people forced into a contract. They might make bets with Satan or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)08:33 No.18160001
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    Yuuno was in the library.

    <guy in team shirou

    no wait.
    Hes in the advance classes

    either way, we screwed
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)08:38 No.18160032
    Maybe Travis Touchdown? He was pretty crazy
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)08:40 No.18160037
    Touma has his own team.
    The issue is that his harem is about a dozen women. Most of which have large-scale applications (Like complete knowledge about magic and a railgun with defensive iron sand. Also, female half-Jesus).
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)08:44 No.18160064
    Could have Dokuro chan, she fits the crazy bill pretty well
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)08:48 No.18160083
    Yeah, a cute and amoral psychopath would be quite fitting. We don't necessarily need her victim to appear. Would be too cruel for my taste.

    ...I just had this vision of a group of Mad Max badguys appearing to take on our team.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)08:49 No.18160089
    THis makes me wonder. How would academy city react to The IDPKB.

    Infact, with that world split between magic and science, who would the IDPKB interact with>?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)08:51 No.18160100
    AC Espers are magicians. It's just that this kind of magic is based on fucking reality with a rake by imposing your own world views onto it. The kind of energy that makes this possible causes your blood vessels to burst if you attempt to use magic.
    Accelerator does it anyway.

    But seriously, Crowley would be all over the IDPKB.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)08:51 No.18160101
    Team shirou would be team clueless-maxima.

    Shirou, that guy form love hina, touma, the guy from ah my goddess.
    basically every harem manga MC ever
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)08:52 No.18160108
    And the church? Im sure as fuck the english church would be cool with them, but not the roman catholics.
    fucking hardasses
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)08:54 No.18160123
    ...Would Yoshi count as insane?
    I always saw it as that. That's why it was my favourite character in Smash Bros.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)08:55 No.18160133
    if its team clueless, then Travis Touchdown definitely belongs on it. NMH1 Travis that is.
    NMH2 Travis Touchdown, the Crownless King, he is either a field operative or an instructor of some kind, wrestling would be my bet. He could bond with Keima pretty quickly over their reliance on side jobs to survive.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)08:56 No.18160135
    Oh god that's even better.

    All of them were recruited by rance, all of them clueless the only normal one was lily.

    We need more of that potion we hit Shirou with
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)08:57 No.18160143
    But that would imply that Lily got her own harem.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)08:57 No.18160144
    He would bond well with Gai for the unarmed combat angle
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)08:58 No.18160148
    Of totally clueless guys that would not understand an advance if you wrapped it in the fist of god?

    I think we would be safe
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)08:59 No.18160156
    Team Shirou is Lily's harem? And everyone in it got their own harem?
    Wouldn't that cause a quick death by electrolution/King Arthur/etc.?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)09:00 No.18160164
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    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)09:01 No.18160171
    are Kamen Riders cool with people who wantonly slaughter thousands of people, for money? Because that's what Travis does. If Kamen Riders are respectful of Masterful Fighting Spirit or what have you, then they'd probably get along alright, as Travis is very much into passionate all-out fighting.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)09:02 No.18160176
    Well he wouldn't be a mass murderer in this universe.
    I do see lots of amusing hijinks if he is around given he watches a mahou shoujo anime in NMH1 and 2
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)09:08 No.18160201
    Wait, isn't Sakura in the advanced classes, as well?
    But still in our team?

    Also, team pink gods:
    Nanoha, Sakura, Madoka, ?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)09:08 No.18160203
    If we can't get Travis we at least ought to get this fucker as a boss at some point:
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)09:09 No.18160210
    No Sakura is in basic, Madoka is in advanced with Nanoha
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)09:12 No.18160219
    No I wonder how Sakura's power compares to her original version.
    She was a more or less omnipotent Demigod after the anime.
    - Flight
    - Cut anything
    - Defend against anything
    - Spatial warping for all eternity
    - Super strength
    - Gaining magical power by increasing size
    - etc.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)09:14 No.18160226
    The fact that most of her cards were absolutes really doesn't help.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)09:15 No.18160234
    Probably at base level or maybe mid first season.

    She took out Mike during the first. Training exercise by spamming cards but we haven't seen anything else
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)09:23 No.18160285
    Travis seems like a good CQC instructor more than a student
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)09:36 No.18160345
    rolled 25 = 25

    That guy from Mx0 should be somewhere here doing what he does best.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)09:36 No.18160346
    Nah she drags her victim along.
    Finally hayate meets someone with some idea of how his life was
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)09:40 No.18160371
    Fuck yeah, the master of bullshit.
    He would fit well with the protagonist from Kaze no Stigma.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)09:41 No.18160380
    rolled 76 = 76

    Fucking balls that the series was killed.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)09:45 No.18160411
    MxO taiga vs Index Touma?
    Canceller vs canceller?
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)09:46 No.18160422
    rolled 97 = 97

    Eh, more like Absorber vs Canceller
    And then he absorbs Cancel and uses Cancel against Cancel
    Then Cancel is Cancelled and there is no more Cancel.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)09:46 No.18160424
    And then Nanoha Force Touma?

    The issue is that Taiga's ability is limited by his magic points. It's also ranged. And he's smarter than Touma.
    But then again, Touma can block lightning.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)09:51 No.18160448
    Touma has a CQC weakness.
    Taiga is a CQC master due to his sister.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)10:13 No.18160592
    TOuma can CQC.
    Not preperly trained but with the bullshit he fought [he can react to a fucking railgun in time]
    he and taiga should be at par.

    in the end itll just be a fist fight, with both of them sprouting one liners and heroic tripe

    and then they become BFFs.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)10:17 No.18160627
    He reacts to Mikoto's abilities purely via precognition.
    Any other explanation would be bullshit.

    Taiga grew up with his Martial Arts expert sister and is used to fighting.
    Touma still loses when a dedicated close combatant attacks him.
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)10:38 No.18160770
    Looks like LG crashed as soon as he got home
    >> Anonymous 03/01/12(Thu)10:59 No.18160907
    rolled 62 = 62

    It's okay. I mean, 25 threads in what, a week?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/01/12(Thu)11:53 No.18161262
    About two weeks, but he's been doing two threads a day for most of that time

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