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    90 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Deal with it. Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)21:26 No.18193357  
    Majaik, elegance, and an angry teaset. We have it all.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    You land in the bed, your body weight forcing the air in it in a tiny audible pomf=3

    "Uh girls...? I was kinda hoping to sleep early tonight..." you tell them.
    "Well that's no fun." Erica says as Ursula nods in agreement.
    "Besides, we even came fully equipped tonight."
    They take out toothbrushes and a tube of toothpaste.
    "Now, open wide, and don't squirm too much...."
    It's morning again.
    You wake up much like you did many times before.
    On your left, Ursula, snuggling in close for warmth.
    On your right, Erica, snoring quite cutely.
    But today it's a little different...

    Because there, on your chest, you find Nanoha sleeping soundly.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:29 No.18193400
    rolled 32 = 32

    GO BACK TO SLEEP. Let the twins be the first ones to deal with this when they wake up. Pretend to be asleep if you have to.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)21:30 No.18193414
    As was suggested last ni-... earlier today, fuck it. Let's go back to sleep. If a hand is free, pat Nanoha gently on the head, but not if it would disturb either of the twins.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:32 No.18193443
    Make a mental note, get lighter covers and a bigger bed. Enjoy this, when the others wake up pretend to have been asleep and cheerfully make breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:33 No.18193465
    rolled 9 = 9

    Seriously, fuck dealing with our personal problems for just a little while longer. We'll have enough of that once everyone's awake. But yeah, let's get a bigger bed.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)21:33 No.18193469
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    You have no idea how this happened.
    Did you forget to turn your swag off last night?
    Did she somehow sneak into the room?
    Did you kidnap her from hers?
    These and a million more possibilities run through your head.

    You try and analyze just how badly this could turn out.
    Ursula, the quiet one on your left, could science up a dozen ways to punish you.
    Erica, the fiery on your right, could do things to you with her hands and feet that are so, so wrong.
    And finally there's Nanoha, the younger one on your chest, you can't even imagine what it must feel like to be blasted into atoms.

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:34 No.18193473
    this will only end in two ways the good way and the might be good way.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)21:35 No.18193488
    I guess we
    posted too soon
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:36 No.18193497
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    >Watch Magic Knight Rayearth
    >Episode ends
    >Check /tg/ if any threads for quick read before going to bed
    >Mahou Shounen Quest

    Also, go back to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:36 No.18193499
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:36 No.18193506
    Rest calmly curled in a huddle of warmth with those who love us.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:37 No.18193509
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    >tiny audible pomf=3
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:38 No.18193523
    rolled 23 = 23

    and let the problem explode all on it's own while pretending to be fast asleep. Those 3 honestly they need to be able to work out quibbles without our guidance.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:40 No.18193546
    Gently get up not to disturb our angels and prepare breakfast
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)21:41 No.18193566
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    'Ah fuck it.' you think to yourself.
    You just may be the quintessential gentleman, but goddammit, you can't handle this shit so early in the morning.

    You manage to free the arm Erica had pinned to your side.
    You wrap Nanoha in a warm embrace as Erica latches back on to you, Ursula does the same on your right.

    You drift back to sleep, leaving the ladies to deal with it when they woke up.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:43 No.18193594
    rolled 8 = 8

    That's the ticket.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:46 No.18193647
    now what can we do to mess up LG's plans today gentlemen?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:46 No.18193660
    >that feel when nothing we will do will reach the epic of c.a. 950 post Ted the Dinosaur thread
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:51 No.18193725

    >LG is too distracted by SWQ AWESOME right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:52 No.18193743
    I find the idea of Nanoha waking up in the middle of the night, finding us asleep with the twins and crawling on top of us carefully really cute
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:53 No.18193773
    Aw, dammit, we needed to make breakfast for the three of them.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:55 No.18193809
    We can do that in a minute, but waking all three of them up at the same time by sliding out would bring utter chaos upon our house.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:57 No.18193836
    If we could do it carefully enough so that they don't wake up they might just do like the twins normally did and hug each other
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:57 No.18193846
    Could always time stop, slip out, and leave Nanoha in the middle for the twins to cuddle.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:58 No.18193854
    More like twins hugging nanoha, then everyone wake up and go what the fuck
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)21:58 No.18193860
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    You wake up to the sound of talking.
    The three girls on and around you have found each other and surprisingly have not taken you apart limb from limb.

    They notice you stirring,
    "Hey sleepyhead. We're almost late for classes.'
    Erica pokes your forehead.
    "Goodmorning Hayate..." Nanoha says from her place on your chest.
    "Maaawwmeee 'Yate" Ursula yawns from beside you.

    Your eyes scream the question your mouth woundnt say, 'What the hell happened last night?'

    Erica naturally picks up on this, "Oh, Nanoha? We called her down here when you were already asleep." she explains "We had a very interesting conversation last night."

    You think of something to say but the bell interrupts you.
    You need to get to classes.

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:59 No.18193874
    That's what I meant, should of been clearer sorry
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)21:59 No.18193880
    rolled 9 = 9

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:00 No.18193903

    to class we can talk later.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:00 No.18193906
    rolled 74 = 74


    Super butlery activate!
    Make breakfast
    Eat in shower
    Group shower to save time

    Go go go.... ok I'm sorry
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:00 No.18193907
    Good to hear you had a talk.

    We have no time for proper breakfast so conjure up everyone some toast. So they can to the traditional holding it in their mouth while running to class.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:01 No.18193917
    [S] Hayate: Ride the Dinosaur, stop the time
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:01 No.18193927
    Probably do that age old anime tradition of charging out of our room toast in mouth.
    We would have to be cross dressing though since it is always girls who do that, so I guess a quick question of what exactly happened once I fell asleep then a promise to see them all at lunch
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:01 No.18193929
    "Kraus! We're late, we'll have to serve on the go, can you handle that?"

    Gently extricate ourselves, and get dressed, and have a simple breakfast prepared.

    "Interesting conversation? May I ask what was the topic of conversation?"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)22:03 No.18193953
    No time for food, no time for showering.
    Get dressed. In the wrong uniform.
    Bunny Mode and rush everyone to their appointed places. Get to class with Erica, realize we're in the wrong uniform.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:04 No.18193978
    I wonder if we can bring Nanoha to our class. I'm sure she'd enjoy hanging out with us.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)22:05 No.18193987
    >toothbrushing scene linked last night
    What the actual fuck did I just watch?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:05 No.18193990
    Oh, how about using our teleports to get everyone to where they need to be?
    This is a class day, so we probably won't need them.

    And be dressed in the wrong uniform again.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:05 No.18193994
    Extra vote for toast in mouth class sprint. However, I'm AGAINST asking about their girl talk time. Girl talk is girl talk, and a gentleMAN does not pry into that shit. They'll tell us what we need to know when we need to know it. Besides, it also shows we trust them.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:05 No.18193995

    Your new fetish
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:07 No.18194020
    rolled 24 = 24

    You're welcome. (I'm the guy who posted this. This is what LG was referencing.)

    ((The girl was the older of the dude's two younger sisters.))
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:07 No.18194023
    This but with the toast in mouth sprint
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)22:07 No.18194032
    Teleporting would also work. I mainly suggested Bunny Mode because it changes our clothes anyway, so we would have a better excuse to not really notice that we were wearing the wrong uniform till we were at class.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:08 No.18194042
    To be honest, it did nothing for me at all
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:08 No.18194047
    Yeah, but then it would deactivate and leave us in our pajamas unless we go into Battle Mode.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:09 No.18194059
    He did say get dressed in the wrong clothes
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)22:10 No.18194069
    I... don't think so. That was just a bit too damn weird. Though the other sister interrupting was pretty amusing.

    Not if we got dressed first. In the wrong uniform.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)22:12 No.18194094
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    You reall don't want to go through the whole 'I was late because i slept in with the girls' talk with Mike again.
    You rush the girls to their rooms to get ready, and you quickly do the same in your own.
    You meet them a short while later in the lobby and and out pieces of toast.
    They look at you oddly as you run to classes.
    "Sorry, but toast is all I could handle right now." you say through the piece of bread in between your teeth.

    You first drop off Erica and Nanoha in the Academic building, being that it's much closer, You then pick up Ursula and run as fast as you can to the R&D department.
    After getting her on an elevator, you begin run back across the quad to your classroom.

    You've barely made it halfway down the long path that cuts across the front of AdMin when you crashed into someone.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:13 No.18194111

    Oh wow.

    Dere Rei
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:14 No.18194124
    Dun dun dunnn
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:14 No.18194140
    rolled 46 = 46

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:15 No.18194153
    Keima, he sees our silky pink pantsu
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:17 No.18194178
    rolled 49 = 49

    Was there ever any doubt?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:17 No.18194190
    Hina! She is the new transfer and was coming out of admin on her way to basic classes
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:17 No.18194193
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    rolled 38 = 38

    Im going for this next time we add characters.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:19 No.18194224
    We do need another 30 odd characters for the new class apparently.

    Also what happened to matsuri? We saw her for all of one thread never heard what her powers were and then nothing
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:21 No.18194241
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    God damnit Suzaku
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:21 No.18194242
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    rolled 91 = 91

    I know who one of the characters should be.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:22 No.18194264
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    >We do need another 30 odd characters
    Totally-not-Hitler san.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:24 No.18194288
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    rolled 90 = 90

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:25 No.18194301
    rolled 18 = 18

    >New characters
    Ageha Yoshina (Psyren)
    Yuji Sakai (Shakugan no Shana)
    Shana (Shakugan no Shana)
    Oyamada Kouta (Kanokon)
    Myoujin (Mieru Hito) as the Class Teacher
    Okegawa Himeno (Mieru Hito)
    Kuzumi Taiga (Mx0)
    Junpei Kousaka (Nyankoi)
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:25 No.18194302

    She met up with tama.

    Shes gonna turn up here already.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:25 No.18194305
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    rolled 48 = 48


    The shadow leader of the entire school

    Supplies the lunches
    Supplies the books
    Supplies the land
    Supplies the props for crazy battles
    And still finds time to latch on to adventurers/butlers and have them fight to the death for her
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)22:25 No.18194310
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    The impact sent you falling on your butt, the toast flying from your mouth and made your skirt hitch up.
    'Wait... SKIRT?!' you look down again.
    You have no idea how you did it, but you managed to unknowingly put on the female uniform that was in your closet.

    "Hey... Are you okay?" someone asks you as they help you up.
    "Y-yeah..." you look up at the one that crashed into you.

    You recognize her instantly. There was no mistaking her for anyone else.
    She, in return, remembers you as well.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)22:25 No.18194313
    You're right. Perhaps she's on Negi's team, and we'll find out more later.

    Not to imply LG forgot about her.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:26 No.18194321
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    Laura would be an interesting conflict with our twins. I was thinking about that last night myself.

    For myself, I'm baffled how we could have this much mahou shoujo and not have a Nana Mizuki character yet.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)22:26 No.18194330
    Recette works in the PX, and whatever shop she can manage to have a go at in the town.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:27 No.18194339
    Excellent. We get to cross dress again!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)22:27 No.18194350
    Damnit, stop teasing us and GET ON WITH IT
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:27 No.18194353
    I think it was more we did.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:27 No.18194356
    Is it Rei?
    Also Yuuko from Tasogare Otomo x Amnesia
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:28 No.18194367

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:29 No.18194391
    She ran into Tama so it probably is
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)22:33 No.18194467
    We must remember, we may be wearing a skirt, but aside from the initial surprise, it ain't no thang at all. Unless its Hinagiku, then we've gotta play along.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:35 No.18194495
    Well comfortable in a skirt or not we don't really like doing it, it's more we don't mind doing it for our girls
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:35 No.18194497
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    >YFW you realise that the picture is us not the person we ran into.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:36 No.18194507
    rolled 49 = 49

    Except that our best-fitting casual outfit is a girl's pink hoodie and black skirt. Like, perfectly-fitting. Completely perfectly.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:36 No.18194514
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    More like pic
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:37 No.18194524
    Because it was designed to be.
    And it was funny
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)22:38 No.18194533
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    "It's you!" she says, a look of surprise on her face.
    The bell rings again, you are well and truly late.
    You don't bother saying anything further and just run to class.
    "Wait!!" she calls out to you as you dash off.

    You arrive in class with Mike already behind the podium. Outside the door, you try and use Keima as an anchor to teleport into your seat.
    You fail, for the second time this morning you fall on your butt.
    "NOPE." mike says from inside the room.

    You walk in through the door, everyone looking in your direction.
    "Look at what we have here. Not only are you late AGAIN, you even tried sneaking in... And why are you wearing the female uniform?"
    "err... sorry Mike?" you say as you scratch your head.
    "Nope, not this time kid. Hmnnnn.. Ah I have it."
    "As punishment for tardiness, and for trying to deceive an instructor, I'm ordering you to wear that uniform for the next three days. failure to comply will result in deductions against your balance."
    "Now go take your seat. Lessons need to start."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)22:39 No.18194538
    Well, yeah. I figure if he'd taken more time, they would be shooped to have Hayate's face in place of Rei's where reasonable
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:39 No.18194547

    Nice setup, LG.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:40 No.18194550
    Ooh the shenanigans we can get up to with this
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:40 No.18194552
    "Pft, like that's a punishment"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:40 No.18194556
    So do we eat the deductions with our contest money or do we keep wearin the skirt?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:40 No.18194565
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    >MFW It's 3:40am here and I have to leave.
    Butler well my brothers and give me a good exploit to read on the 'morn
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:41 No.18194572
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:41 No.18194573

    [x] Keep wearing!

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:41 No.18194577
    Question, may I change your edict to female uniform in general rather than this particular one, I do still have to do laundry.

    Also this isn't much of a punishment.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:42 No.18194580
    Shit wear the skirt, not like we care. Plus it leads to interesting situations in which Hina tries for lesbiantics to hilarious results
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:42 No.18194582
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    mfw it's 5:41 am and I kind of need to sleep but fuck that
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:44 No.18194614
    rolled 45 = 45

    hinagiku or perrine?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)22:45 No.18194626
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    The morning classes pass by quite easily enough, with Mike diving into minute particulars of Bureau operations.

    The resounding bells tell you that lunch has come.

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:46 No.18194629
    God either would of been hilarious
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:46 No.18194631
    Lunch with Nanoha, Erica and Ursula
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:47 No.18194638

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:47 No.18194640
    Ask if Erica, Ursula, and Nanoha would like to have lunch together. We can go to maybe a rooftop and have a nice, quiet lunch together.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:47 No.18194644
    This, a nice lunch on the grass, tell our angels what mike said. I think they will find it hilarious, or extremely arousing or both
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:48 No.18194647
    Serve lunch to our newly expanded group of mistresses.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:49 No.18194666
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:50 No.18194676
    rolled 74 = 74

    Go see our bartending friend about a certain gemder swap potion.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)22:51 No.18194687
    And ask them why they didn't mention we had on the wrong uniform earlier.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:51 No.18194696
    Nah, no reason to.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:52 No.18194703
    Dammit, and I had such high hopes for this quest, its just slowly degenerated to foreveralone anime fags playing out their favourite fantasies and having a superb main character become thoroughly unlikeable and whipped. Just once /tg/, just once I'd like to read a quest that doesn't involve the main character being/becoming a woman. This post makes me sound misogynistic but honestly I'm sick of some of you guys holding out on the female/feminine options just so you can fap to the characters. Erotica exists for a reason. I keep hitting this thread hoping the butler will become more like Jeeves and less like LOLHILARIOUSMISUNDERSTANDINGS High School Quest.
    Landing Gear, you've done a superb job and I'll still follow the quest, I have the utmost respect for your writefagging and dedication. I.....just got bloody annoyed.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:52 No.18194712
    No, if we use this as experience we can make it then show him the potion and show we are a good student.
    He would be proud I think
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:52 No.18194715
    Monster Girls Quest
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:53 No.18194723
    Ha ha bite me
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:54 No.18194744
    Yeah the quest runs by consensus, more of us wanted this because we find it funny too bad if you don't like it
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)22:59 No.18194837
    And LG is distracted by awesomeness?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:01 No.18194873
    Hey. MC and his aircrew are storming the forecastle of a Great Lakes ore hauler that the Martians dragged from the future and converted into a giant troop lander, after the MC crashlanded his plane onto the freighter's deck after trying to spoof the Martians' own radar guided missiles into attacking the freighter.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)23:02 No.18194876
    I'm in it more for the lulz and heart warming/breaking moments at this point, not to see "us" be the manliest of men. If we have to get in a skirt for that to happen, okay. If there's implied poon, okay. It's fun either way.
    I'm certainly not in this to fap to waifus, cause I don't know who half (or more) of these characters are, before they show up.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:02 No.18194892
    Hrrrm? I think I'm missing something here
    Nah, I don't have a problem with consensus, thats how quest threads are supposed to run, its the hyperfocus on genderbending and crossdressing that's really starting to annoy me.
    Have our antics been funny? Hell yes, I've laughed out loud more than I can count.
    Do I love the quest? YES. Just can someone explain WITHOUT bringing their own fantasies into this why genderswapping a BUTLER, the manliest of beings, into a woman makes sense.
    Trolling bitches is all well and good, but for some of you it seems more than that.
    Sage for noncontributing
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)23:03 No.18194898
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    You link up with Ursula and Nanoha as you talk to Erica face to face, "Hey girls, Want to join me for lunch?"
    "I want breakfast." Erica complains.

    You lead Erica to the side of the gym and instruct the other two to meet your there.

    You sit with three lovely ladies around a table generated by Kraus.
    Jakob serves the four of you while Ted sits under a tree drinking some tea.

    "So..." Erica begins. "What's up with the skirt?"
    "We didnt break you, did we?" Ursula asks, concerned.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:03 No.18194908
    >Hrrrm? I think I'm missing something here
    If that is what you wish in a quest thread, Monster Girls Quest is what you're looking for.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:03 No.18194910
    And SWQ was orignally thought to be cute girls doing cute things for the most part by tg
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:04 No.18194920
    Because the character we created ended up matching an existing anime character with a penchant for crossdressing, and has since become that character.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:04 No.18194925
    rolled 20 = 20

    Troll them.

    "No, you didn't break me... Just made me realize who I always was inside."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:04 No.18194927
    "Thought I'd try something different for now."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:04 No.18194930
    Yes. Yes you did.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:04 No.18194932

    explain we're not broken it's punishment for being late.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:05 No.18194937
    Tell the truth

    Just grabbed the first thing out of the closet. Is it a problem?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:05 No.18194938
    We're not trying to swap ourselves.
    We want the potion to swap keima.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:05 No.18194945
    I was in a rush this morning and Mike says if we don't wear it for the next 3 days we'll be deducted Guptas. I don't mind really, if this happens I may as well go all the way and fuck with people.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:05 No.18194946
    "I simply grabbed the first thing in my wardrobe.
    "And I'll be wearing this for the next few days, thanks to Mike."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:06 No.18194963
    Not yet. Explain Mike's punishment and see what they think

    Look at it as an opportunity for us making the gender swap potion since we have to dress like a girl for 3 days
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:06 No.18194976
    rolled 50 = 50

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:07 No.18194984
    That....actually makes sense now.
    Thank you.
    Ohhhhhh, this does get better and better. I stand corrected questfags. This is indeed all about the lulz and trolling. I am full of approval.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:07 No.18194997
    For me it's just because it's funny I think there is like 2 people who really want us to be gender swapped
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:08 No.18195004
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    While the pic is tempting....

    "I don't even know WHY there were female uniforms in my closet. I was just shooting for 'not-naked', and now Mike wants to leave me like this for punishment."

    "Between you guys and the whacky Shenanigans though, I'm not even sure why I even have pants anymore. Them and my dignity go out the window at the first bloody chance."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:09 No.18195020
    well they can both go huff a dick.
    we will use it for justice (also genderswapping people who annoy us)
    brb, gonna photoshop a trollbutler
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:09 No.18195022
    This is perfect
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)23:10 No.18195031
    Let's not do this.

    Let's do this.

    >tea-time, Suedasu
    Of course it's tea-time, Captcha, but it's Susan, or Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:10 No.18195038

    I really hope this post made it in time.

    Because this is fucking amazing. I love those pics too.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:11 No.18195048

    say this aswell.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:11 No.18195061

    >"Between you guys and the whacky Shenanigans though, I'm not even sure why I even have pants anymore. Them and my dignity go out the window at the first bloody chance."

    Oh god, my ribs.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:12 No.18195071
    We need one that says
    Keima has a fever.
    And the only cure is more Hayate
    It was said last thread but not sure if the anon who suggested it did it
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)23:13 No.18195080
    Or, no, this truly is best.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)23:14 No.18195094
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    "I don't even know WHY there were female uniforms in my closet. I was just shooting for 'not-naked', and now Mike wants to leave me like this for punishment." you tell them.
    "Why didnt you say anything when we met up at the lobby?" you ask the three.
    Nanoha jsut blushes.
    Ursula fidgets in her seat.
    Erica laughs, grabs baked potato off a platter, and says "Because it would be hilarious. That's why."

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:15 No.18195112

    Steal that potato

    "This is too."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)23:15 No.18195122
    "Of course it would. Thanks."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:15 No.18195124
    Well you guys can have fun with it for a few more days then, since Mike punished me to wear girls clothes for 3 days
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:15 No.18195127

    bad end right here.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:16 No.18195128

    >People who annoy us.

    Speaking of which, I had an awesome idea.

    Give the Gender-swap potion to Kenji, and then use Kraus to disguise ourselves as some random woman.

    Once we 'unmask' ourselves, we tell him this is a just and hilarious response to his misogynist ass, and then disappear.

    Done properly he'll be MORE paranoid, and he'll tell people there's somebody disguised as us wrecking havoc.

    Which gives us the perfect cover to fuck with people should ours plans backfire.

    Bonus points: we have ERICA on our side, and I highly doubt she wouldn't provide us with an alibi when we shift into maximum over-troll.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:16 No.18195129
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    face to pic related, steal potato
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:16 No.18195131
    Timestop, EAT potato.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:17 No.18195148
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    Got you covered bro.

    Made it while I was whipping up a fresh batch.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:18 No.18195150
    Eat her potato.

    He said female uniform, I don't think he was specific as to which one so we can get some variation in here. Look strongly at Nanoha, so you seem to like it when happenstance pushes me into crossdressing, you'll get along just fine with those two.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:19 No.18195174
    Steal her potato, shift discussion over to their conversation last night.
    >> Sidestory: le chat japonais Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)23:19 No.18195175
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    You are Katsuragi Keima, the capturing god.
    Scouted by the IDPKB for your tactical prowess,
    you're now eating lunch by yourself on the roof.

    You don't know why he came in today like that.
    You don't like how it got a reaction from deep inside you.
    You do know one thing though,
    you could use this.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:20 No.18195190
    Hahaha awesome.
    I was going to do it if no one had
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:20 No.18195197
    Oh boy now we are in a race to see which one of us can turn the other into a girl first.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:20 No.18195198
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    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:21 No.18195206
    Write it in as the final route
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:21 No.18195213
    "Of course. One of these days I'll wake up with lip gloss and eye liner, won't I?"
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:21 No.18195214
    He has us beat there, goddess mode turns him into a girl I am pretty sure
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)23:22 No.18195227
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:23 No.18195228
    rolled 100 = 100

    challenge accepted.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:23 No.18195243

    Time to make that genderswap potion.

    "I got the potion to work."
    "You sure?"
    "I hope so, you're on your third cup."
    "I was wondering why my iced tea tasted like treason."
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:23 No.18195245
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:24 No.18195255
    Oh god why?

    Also ask them what they talked about last night, since it seems they are all happy now
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:24 No.18195256
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    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:25 No.18195267

    >rolled a hundy.


    >"I was wondering why my iced tea tasted like treason."

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:25 No.18195278
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:26 No.18195289
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    Ooh, delinquent girlfriend for Rider Bro! Come on~ It'll be fun!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:27 No.18195295
    rolled 54 = 54

    and there we have it. Sooner or later, its gonna happen.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:27 No.18195301
    I think we wanted to set him up with the melee paper sister
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:27 No.18195302
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    Once again, I have the perfect picture for the occasion.

    I am so glad I had nothing to do last tuesday.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:27 No.18195304
    Once again it is we who bring the huehuehue.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)23:29 No.18195341
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    "You know what's also funny?" you ask Erica. "This." And you make a quick grab for her potato.

    "NOPE." she swats your hand like it was air. "MINE."
    You see the fork she was holding beginning to bend.
    "Ahahahaha..." you laugh unconvincingly. "I was only kidding."
    "Kraus! Whip up some chips! NOW!"
    With Erica suitably distracted, you talk to Nanoha.

    "Hey, so you had a talk with the girls?"
    "Yes." she answers.
    "Can I know what it was about?"
    "Oh, okay. Anyway, like I've said earlier, i'll be stuck wearing this uniform for the next three days. Are you okay with that?"
    She thinks about this for a while, then answers.
    "Yes. I think it looks cute on you."
    Erica and Ursula share a look at this answer.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:30 No.18195352
    man, now I'm just thinking of that scene from transformers where they CAS the roboscorpion
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:31 No.18195362
    It was always going to happen.
    We just were ironing out the plan and making him doubt his sexuality until he asks us to give him the ton so we will make hot, elegant satisfying love to him
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:31 No.18195364
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:31 No.18195371

    Have long, slow, mental shutdown as we realize we're outnumbered.

    We may never get to wear pants again.

    We need a shoulder to cry on, someone who understands our pain.

    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:32 No.18195378
    god i hope we don't have to suddenly fight something dressed like this.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:32 No.18195386
    You know, I bet Kraus heard their entire conversation while we were asleep. As I recall, he can play such things back.

    Not that we should reveal to them that we know about it, of course... but isn't it our job as their boyfriend to know their hearts as well as possible?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:33 No.18195405
    "You're right. I look pretty damn good in girly clothes"

    I refuse to be embaressed
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:33 No.18195407
    'Kraus, I'm fucked, aren't I?'

    Outnumbered, outgunned, time to surrender.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:33 No.18195415


    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:33 No.18195418
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:34 No.18195426
    But us being embarrassed is half the fun for them
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)23:34 No.18195432
    Well, I was wrong about her not liking the clothes. But that's not news. We're definitely not getting any reprieve from the enforced cross dressing, now.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:34 No.18195441
    Kraus most likely had his CPU fully inserted in Frau's socket during that whole conversation. Even if he did hear it, we most certainly should not ask him. Hell, I'd tell him to erase it.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:34 No.18195444
    Start acting complete and 100% girly, talk about how cute guy is, and how fat the bitch from the next class over is getting, avoid any signs of being turned on by anything they do.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:35 No.18195452

    You beautiful son of a bitch.



    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:35 No.18195456
    No. Nanoha said she doesn't want to talk about it, so we won't ask. In fact, ask Kraus if he has a recording, and if so, to delete it.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:35 No.18195458
    *how cute Gai is
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:36 No.18195472
    That is the most inserting euphemism for sex I have ever heard, and that is counting his hate fuck with shinku
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:37 No.18195479

    Fucking brilliant.



    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:37 No.18195482
    This, show them we trust them or it will just cause problems
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:37 No.18195486
    Frau probably had him tied up just the way he likes it.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:38 No.18195493
    He enjoys seeing us dominated
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:38 No.18195500
    > most inserting euphemism
    Was that typo on purpose?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:39 No.18195506
    No but it works very well now that I see it
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:39 No.18195509
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    I greatly enjoy this plan.

    Also, why the hell DIDN'T Kraus say anything?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)23:40 No.18195529
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    Lunch ends.
    The ringing bell telling all of you to head back to class.
    You opt to leave Jakob and Ted outside behind the gym to enjoy the afternoon.
    You take the girls to their classes and head to your own with Erica.

    Classes start.

    MIke enters the room and makes an announcement.
    "Okay guys, we have a new trainee with us today."
    he says as he looks over a file in his hands.
    "She's joining us late due to some circumstances."
    He calls out to someone outside the door.
    "You may come in now."

    "You!" both you and Erica react as she walks into the room.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:40 No.18195530
    rolled 61 = 61

    I do look pretty damn good in a skirt. If I'm stuck like this I may as well go all the way, where do you girls keep the make up and stuff? I may want it.

    Also have you seen Gai, I'm going to play matchmaker on him with one of the paper sisters, care to help out?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:41 No.18195536
    Christ I love that one.
    Dunno where the quote came from but it is excellent
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)23:42 No.18195553
    Because he thought it would be funny too, of course. He's already said he doesn't really give a shit if we wear girl's clothes. He only dislikes Bunny mode because he becomes a fucking pair of bunny ears.

    Fucking suspense!
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:42 No.18195559
    She wouldn't react that way to Perrinne
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/03/12(Sat)23:43 No.18195575
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    >brb quick lunch
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:45 No.18195601
    We still need to get neko mode and kuma mode when we get more powers.
    Neko mode for stealth, kuma mode for strength and maybe inu mode for defence?
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:46 No.18195614
    Each being another slutty dating sim reject costume of course
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:47 No.18195637
    rolled 61 = 61



    >d100 for haet
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:48 No.18195647

    thats not enough to do anything but complain loudly re-roll
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:50 No.18195669
    >Ohh so close

    You try to hate him, but you just can't bring yourself to do it. Your welled up emotions threaten to overwhelm you anyway.

    Roll to see if you cry, and if so, how hard.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:57 No.18195730
    rolled 10 = 10

    *hik* I am not going to cry.... *hik*
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/03/12(Sat)23:58 No.18195748
    You're crying like a bitch. But that's okay.

    You can choose to roll to try and pass it off as something else.
    >> Anonymous 03/03/12(Sat)23:58 No.18195751
    bad news friend
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:08 No.18195921
    "Damn you Mike, I don't know how but you planned this!"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)00:10 No.18195945
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    She walks into the room.
    Her pink hair swaying with each step.
    Stepping up to the podium Mike was using earlier, she introduces herself.

    "I am Katsura Hinagiku from the HnG Dimension. I was recruited by field agent Tama and given preliminary training in the field. I leave my self in your care."

    "Hmnnn letsee, where do we sit her... Wait where's Shirou?" Mike says as he looks at the empty seat behind yours.
    "Anyway, Miss Katsura, you can go ahead and take that empty seat there by the window. Shirou can find a seat when he gets here."

    She walks to the back, with everyone in the class following her stride.
    She glances quickly at you as she walks past and takes her seat.

    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:12 No.18195976

    Smile and wave.

    /watch for feelings of death and destruction at our back
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:12 No.18195978
    Smile and wave at her. She had a crazy-strong punch, but was also pretty nice, so it would be best to be on her good side. Be completely oblivious to the fact that she thinks we're a girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:12 No.18195987
    "Hello, Ms. Hinagiku. Nice to know your name."
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:13 No.18195998
    We cry inside. We've been forced into a love comedy.
    "Kraus what the fuck do I do?"
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:13 No.18196000
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:16 No.18196042
    Yeah, one of the more physically powerful chicks in our class. Probably a good idea to remain on good terms with her.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:16 No.18196052
    The girls are going to love this...
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:19 No.18196099
    She did get all cute and flustered when we helped her out, so I dare say we have 3 days of funtimes
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:20 No.18196113
    Let us invite her shopping with Keima.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)00:23 No.18196170
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    You give a quick look back at her and smile and wave.
    "Hermione, I'ts you right?" she asks softly.
    But before you could answer, Mike starts the lecture.

    Classes for the afternoon done.
    Some of your classmates crowd around Hinagiku to talk to the newcomer.

    [ ]talk
    [ ]run
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:24 No.18196187

    "Ah. Well.
    Right and wrong. Sure I'm the same person but that name was a fake."
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:24 No.18196192

    See if we can get her alone and explain things
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:25 No.18196206
    Change to our butler uniform and try to squeeze in a session with Ryuu.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:26 No.18196221
    Basically, walk away, let her make her own assumptions.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:26 No.18196224
    Talk, don't mention anything about us being a guy just talk.

    We don't want another girlfriend / confused girl situation so soon after solving the last one.

    Damn swag we really need an off button for it
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:27 No.18196233

    We need to talk to someone about this.

    "I starting to worry that I'm too suave. I mean, I'm apparently putting off a signal that only single women and Keima can hear, and they all want to jump my bones and/or dress me up like a woman. Fuck, was Kenji right about a female conspiracy? Am I too manly and it scares them? Are they trying to turn me into one of them?"

    "Oh god, I'm being hunted by a sexy lesbian conspiracy! I need to figure out a way to stop this before they.... before.... they.... Actually, why the hell SHOULD I stop them?"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)00:27 No.18196234
    Admit that hermione wasn't our real name, we were using it as part of a disguise. Most people here still know us as Susan, officially. I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:27 No.18196241
    "Thats an alias, my name is Hayate. It occurs to me you've not been long here, would you like me to show you around town?"
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:27 No.18196252
    We should probably talk this out and head off the inevitable beating at the pass.
    Tell Erica that we're going to try to nip this in the bud.
    Tell Hina that we were undercover in her world.

    Of course we'll fail horribly, but at least we tried.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:28 No.18196268
    Mike: Can't let you do that, Dave
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:29 No.18196279
    Talk, tell her that our name isn't Hermione and we we're only using the name while we were in our dimension with potential Yakuza after us. We're a man and crossdressing just happens to us.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:29 No.18196283

    Ruuun awwwaaay~

    For now at least.

    I think we might as well tell her most people know us a Susan, since we're trying not to reveal our true identity.

    Alternatively: Panic. We JUST managed to escape our home dimension AND NOW IT'S FUCKING FOLLOWING US!
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:30 No.18196298
    We have had enough drama for the weekend i think, let's leave her thinking we are a girl for the 3 days until we get to know her better then tell her
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:31 No.18196306
    We do nothing to make her think we are men. Let us make small talk and invite to lunch. Served by Jakob.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:31 No.18196310

    "This times happens to be Mike trying to punish me. Frankly, I have no idea why a giant taliking gorilla wants me in a dress, and I'm afraid to ask."
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:32 No.18196339

    >Alternatively: Panic. We JUST managed to escape our home dimension AND NOW IT'S FUCKING FOLLOWING US!


    Maybe we can do it later, but we need to have this horrible realization sooner or later.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:33 No.18196354
    Well we have dropped Susan for most the important people and we don't introduce ourselves as such anymore so I don't think it is that important to tell her Hermione was a false name
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:36 No.18196391
    This sounds amusing but would give her the wrong idea possibly
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:37 No.18196419

    I am loving that panic option.

    We haven't had a good bout of PTSD in a while.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)00:38 No.18196429
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    You try and talk to her, and you see she's trying to do the same, but the wall pf people around her just doesnt give you the opportunity to do so.

    Erica walks up to you, "Hey, wasnt she the one from the train?"
    "Yeah," you tell her
    "What are the odds, huh? Maybe we could give a tour of the town." She suggests.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:39 No.18196448
    Sounds pretty good.

    Will have to explain crossdressing shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:39 No.18196452
    I think we have been a bit too busy to PTSD lately what with trying to avoid befriending and ruining a young girl's confidence
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:40 No.18196454
    "Perhaps. You didn't have any plans did you?"
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:40 No.18196472
    Sounds like a good idea. Maybe you could help explain things
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:41 No.18196473

    "Don't tell her i'm a he. Lets see how long we can keep this up."
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:41 No.18196474
    "Yeah. And maybe that any cross-dressing shenanigans on my part are 80% at your instigation. Wouldn't want her to get the wrong idea."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)00:41 No.18196487
    Perhaps… too long.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:41 No.18196488
    That and we've worked out a lot of our issues lately.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:42 No.18196502

    I like panic, but I think it should be a delayed thing.

    We've got a lot to freak out over.

    We're in a quasi stable relation ship with multiple women (which is a fun ball of stress, let me tell ya), one of the girls in it is young enough that people are going to think we're a pedophile, our home dimension is apparently unhappy we escaped and is hunting us, and between Mike and the three girls we're currently macking on we might never get to wear pants again.

    That's a lot to go on a plate in one morning.

    So we should totally flip out later, and have a decent cry.

    Bonus points if it's Keima.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:42 No.18196508
    Yes, I sort of wanted to get that across but it doesn't mean some things won't trigger it again
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:43 No.18196523

    Sounds good.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)00:43 No.18196524
    YOu wait with Erica for an opportunity to talk to her.

    "Hayate," Mike tells you in your head. "come to my office and bring miss Katsura with you."
    "Okay MIke."

    Hinagiku excuses herself from the group, obviously sent the same message .
    You excuse yourself from Erica telling her about Mike's errand and walk up to her.
    "Miss katsura," you told her, "I was told by Mike to take you to his office."
    "Youre Ayasaki? Oh, OK." she answers.

    The two of you head off to Mike's office

    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:45 No.18196546
    But most probably won't, Ryuu even said that people of the IDPKB are more understanding thanks to coming from different dimensions and understand that if it is for the right reasons and love, not just lust it is ok
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:45 No.18196548
    Get her to Mike's office.
    Don't talk too much along the way. I'm hoping that Mike will help sort everything out.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:45 No.18196553
    Explanashuns about disguise and current crossdressing and how this totally isn't a thing we like to do, it just keeps happening for some reason.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:45 No.18196554

    we go to mikes office.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:46 No.18196569
    Introduce ourselves as befits a proper gentleman.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:46 No.18196570
    Do as we are told I guess, ask her how she got recruited and see what she thinks of things so far.

    We are gonna get assigned to help her get used to this place I bet
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:47 No.18196577

    >Bonus points if it's Keima.

    You're thinking too small.

    We realize that we might freak out, so it would be a good idea to let off some steam before we have another breakdown.

    A controlled crash, if you will.

    Keima will be our target for three reasons: It will test to see how much he cares as a friend to put up with that shit, we can gauge how close he's getting to 'DTF', and trolling never gets old.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:48 No.18196595
    "If I've learned anything here, it's misconceptions both can and will kill me."
    "I am a man, yes I realize I am wearing a girls uniform, yes it looks really cute on me, and no, I am not some pervert. You may call me Hayate, and I do hope we can get along well."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)00:49 No.18196598
    Take her to Mike's office. Chat a bit on the way. Admit to "Hermione" not actually being our name, that most people here call us Susan.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:49 No.18196600
    This, totally this.

    Controlled crash because it is better than sobbing wreck out of nowhere and Keima because he is just too much fun to screw with.

    And of course bonus points since we are breaking down on him while dressed as a girl
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:49 No.18196610

    Take her to Mike's office, small talk.


    Troll Keima while faking a nervous breakdown?

    I like your style.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:51 No.18196637
    We really need to collapse onto him drag him onto the ground if possible
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:51 No.18196646

    Part of the plan.

    Picture yourself in his shoes: A guy you think you might be attracted to sexually/romantically despite being 99% straight just started sobbing into your shoulder about how his awesome life is getting ready to drop the other foot and HOLD ME.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)00:53 No.18196668
    Keima's uncomfortable boner? Yes, this will work.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)00:53 No.18196673
    Not entirely faking, I think. From our experience, life is waiting to drop the other steel clad boot to crush us under its heel, and we are starting to freak the fuck out.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)01:00 No.18196754
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    The two of you walk down to Mike's office.
    You show her some of the facilities on the way there, and engage in smalltalk.

    Once you arrive, Mike makes the two of you sit down on the couch and begins talking.
    "Miss Hinagiku, you were recruited by field agent Tama, two weeks ago in your timeframe, under particular circumstances."
    "he tells me he has given you some basic training, and that is why I allowed you to come here in the middle of training for the basic classes, instead of dropping you in with the next batch of basic trainees."

    "With Tama still locked up on assignment in your Dimension, I will be acting as your handler here. You and Ayasaki will be my two wards. I hope you will get along."

    "Now, Tama has also told me you have opted to specilize in closerange combat. Is this true?"
    "Yes sir." She answers.
    "I see. anyway, I didnt just call you here for introductions. I want to see how far you have gone in training under that furball Tama."
    he taps his cane on the ground, and the office falls away to reveal the grassy plain Mike often uses for sparring matches with you.

    "I want you to show me what you've got."
    "For easier comparison, I want you to fight Ayasaki here."

    "Now you two, Armor up."
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:00 No.18196763
    Well this is new to us really, life has never done anything good for us without immediately taking it from us so waiting for the other shoe to drop is waiting for a planet sized boot to screw us must be getting to us
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:02 No.18196792
    Let's do this hard and real. Teleports, invisibility, bunny mode, time stop, the whole deal. Go fucking wild on her.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:03 No.18196811

    'Kraus, come on partner.'

    Armor up.

    "Allow me to reintroduce myself, Ms. Hinagiku. Ayasaki Hayate, at your service."

    We use everything but Time Stop. Mike wants this as an evaluation of her CQC training; going all out would defeat the point.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)01:04 No.18196824
    Exactly my point. Hence not entirely faking the breakdown.

    We're gonna end up in a girly variant of the suit, aren't we?

    Time stop isn't entirely fair. Let's save it for later. It doesn't seem to be infallible, from the "fight" with Nanoha, either.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:04 No.18196830
    Armor up, get some cutlery, we aren't a specialist in close range but we have more practice than her. Lets not start off the bat with timestop/bunny mode.

    Start with some standard melee combat, than use saucers and ranged projectiles, use invisibility, do a bit of bunnymode and at the end teleport behind her and show her our real moves.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:04 No.18196831
    IT'S A TRAP!

    Mike wants us to change clothes so that he can FINE us!!!
    Don;t fall for it D:
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:04 No.18196833
    No need for timestop, anything else is good.

    We need a transformation sequence for bunny mode, it woud be funny
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:05 No.18196839

    Go easy at first, warm her up and such. No magic, just skill.

    THEN go absolutely bat-shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:05 No.18196852
    Totally need to be a maid suit instead of a butler suit
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:05 No.18196860

    That's bullshit, and if he tries to pull that call him on it.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:06 No.18196870
    No it's not.

    He's testing us to see how quick of a thinker we are.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:07 No.18196880
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    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)01:07 No.18196881
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    You face each other, and activate your armors and devices.

    She appears in a school uniform you recognize as coming from Hakuo. She holds an ornate looking wooden sword in her hand.
    You transform into your butler suit and activate Kraus.

    She looks at you... "Why the suit?" she asks.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:08 No.18196901
    Because it is classy and easy to move in
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:08 No.18196912
    "Mike, should I use weapons or hand to hand? And should I not use my special weapons?"
    Seriously we have a fucking TRex, and timestop. Our badass teaset, swordbelt, lasers, Jakob and his adorable fuzzyness, and that natural ability to be fine after being run over by a car.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:08 No.18196915

    He just gave us a direct order to armor-up.

    That shit's wedged in our subconscious, and we don't 100% control over it.

    So our options are to NOT wear the armor, or wear the armor.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:09 No.18196922

    "It is easier to move about it."

    >Change to Maid Star?
    [ ] Yay?
    [ ] Nay?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:09 No.18196926
    Because I am a Butler of the highest caliber who the universe conspires to make spend an inordinate amount of time in woman's clothing. Come and show me your skills, if you win I'll make you the best tea you've ever had, if you lose I will still make you the best tea you've ever had, but it won't taste like victory.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:09 No.18196927
    "Because it is a reflection of myself."
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:09 No.18196928
    "Man. Don't ask, just know that it had something to do with poor luck and Yakuza."
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:09 No.18196930
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)01:10 No.18196937
    Ted and Jakob are out enjoying the afternoon, however.

    Hah, I like this.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:10 No.18196949
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:11 No.18196967
    Nice, I like it.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:11 No.18196971

    [x] YESSSS
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:11 No.18196973
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:12 No.18196974
    That's beautiful. We must do this, it fits our dapper character so well!
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:12 No.18196975
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:12 No.18196977
    This one
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:12 No.18196984

    "Because I'm a man. It's a long story, that involves my life being the punchline of the entire universe."
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:12 No.18196986
    Reintroduction time. No sense in dragging this out.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)01:14 No.18197016
    This, also. Apologizing for deceiving her on the train.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:14 No.18197023
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)01:22 No.18197157
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    "Because I am a Butler of the highest caliber who the universe conspires to make spend an inordinate amount of time in woman's clothing." you tell her.
    "Wait... You're.."

    "Let me reintroduce myself. I am Ayasaki Hayate. Operative in training for the IDPKB."
    "Y-you... You're..."

    " Come and show me your skills, if you win I'll make you the best tea you've ever had, if you lose I will still make you the best tea you've ever had, but it won't taste like victory."
    "YOU'RE A GUY?!" she finally finishes the thought.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:24 No.18197179

    wuod you prefer i dressed up as a maid?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:24 No.18197187

    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:25 No.18197193

    no my spelling!
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:25 No.18197196



    "It's a long story involving my life being the punchline of the entire universe. If you would like I can explain it after our exercise."
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:25 No.18197199
    "...do I really look that feminine?"

    Then do one of those things where the background fades to black and the top half of our face becomes blue with black lines on it. You know, that animu thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:25 No.18197200
    rolled 35 = 35

    Put on shit-eating grin, and reply "Would you care to check for yourself?"
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:26 No.18197219
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:26 No.18197225
    Sounds like a good way to get badend'd
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:27 No.18197230

    Either or
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)01:27 No.18197236
    Both of these. With >>18197219 implied.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:27 No.18197237

    Nah, not classy.


    Combine these.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:28 No.18197259

    Consensus achieved.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:29 No.18197275
    The little depression lines?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:30 No.18197283
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:30 No.18197294
    Yes. Sorry, I don't know the names of all of the animu-specific tropes. I just know of their existence.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:31 No.18197301

    Every time I see that picture....

    He just looks so damned PLEASED with himself.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:31 No.18197309
    I have no clue what it is called that's just what I call it

    And yeah going with consensus here
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:32 No.18197320
    He has good reason to be
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:35 No.18197356
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:38 No.18197391
    Yeah, okay that works.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)01:38 No.18197398
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    "Indeed. I assure you it's all just a chain of circumstances that forces me to wear cute frilly clothes."

    "B-But... You were so cute! and so cool! A-and the train! A-and ...." she blushes furiously.
    "Do I really look that feminine?" You ask her.

    "But don't worry though, I find i have that effect on everyone."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)01:39 No.18197408
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    "Whenever you're ready kids. We don't have all day." Mike says from the side.
    'Hayate, go easy on her okay, no fancy tricks, i want to gauge her, not see her crushed..' he tells you in your mind in addition.

    She charges, her wooden sword poised to strike.
    [ ]block
    [ ]parry
    [ ]dodge
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:39 No.18197409
    We gonna get lit the fuck up.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:40 No.18197417
    Block seems safest.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:40 No.18197420
    >[x] dodge

    she''s probably break through the parry and block
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:40 No.18197424
    rolled 72 = 72


    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:41 No.18197427
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:41 No.18197428
    rolled 9 = 9


    [x] dodge at a slow speed

    Test her reaction speed. See if she can force us to parry. Thats her first test.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)01:41 No.18197431
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:41 No.18197437
    Test strength with a block but with dodging prepared in case it blows through our guard.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:41 No.18197439
    "Right then. Shall we begin?"

    Chuck a dagger half heartedly to get things going.

    I vote we start nice and slow, work in teaccups and saucers, ultimately using the teacup+rebounder, and finishing with timestop.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:41 No.18197442
    I honestly never dressed up as a girl before coming here, I have been here less than a month and it seems I have spent over half of it in girls clothes thanks to circumstances outside of my control

    >atwoman months
    Captcha thinks our cross dressing troubles are far from over
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:41 No.18197443
    No, it doesn't. Blocks only work when you're stronger than our opponent. A parry uses her own strength against her. Of course, any good parry is done at the same time as a dodge, just in case the parry fails (the parry is also only there in case the dodge fails). So, I'm voting parry and dodge.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:43 No.18197454


    Go pure defence until we've gaged her speed, then do a couple parrys until we have a feel for her strength. THEN the fight begins in earnest.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:43 No.18197461
    Start off slow and see how she does
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:45 No.18197485

    I like how you can immediately spot the people who actually know their shit when it comes to sword-fighting.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)01:47 No.18197499
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    You dodge. The wooden edge cutting air mere inches from you.

    You move away form her to give yourself soem room.
    Taking out a few knives you think of your next move.

    [ ]throw
    [ ]close in
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:48 No.18197514
    While making a few easier throws
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:49 No.18197517
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:49 No.18197519
    Chuck them. Lets see how she doges.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:49 No.18197526

    Throwing's risky if she can't block it and we don't have a good gauge of her abilities yet.

    Quick step into her circle. Close enough to shock her then quickly retreat.

    Let see how she deals with sudden changes.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:49 No.18197529

    We need to evaluate how she responds to ranged attacks.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:49 No.18197531
    "Excuse me, but it was in no way related to sexual gratification. Well, not mine anyway."
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:49 No.18197533
    We're testing her, throw them, test her reactions and blocking ability. We want to test her strength, speed, reactions and most importantly her creativity.

    See if she is willing to fight dirty, throw dirt in our eyes, use in environment and so on.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:49 No.18197536
    Throw. If she's a melee fighter, why hand her the match?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:49 No.18197540
    "It really never was my choice"

    Throw a knife or two, then close in
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:50 No.18197544

    Throw, then follow them in.

    "Pervert? Is this about the whole cross-dressing thing? Because that's never by choice."
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    rolled 12 = 12

    >mfw LG screenshots an episode just for this.

    Test her reaction time
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)01:51 No.18197555
    Keep our distance, and throw. "I assure you there was never any intention of such!"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)01:51 No.18197559
    The armor will prevent her from any realy injuries. If it doesn't, I'm sure medical wing can fix the damage.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:54 No.18197606

    But if she gets injured now, the test is over.

    Also a normal student won't have any experience parrying projectiles. So by starting off with something shes familiar with before moving on to the harder stuff.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)01:56 No.18197634
    She's had two weeks of training with a talking white tiger, and the very fact that she was approached for entry into the IDPKB makes her non-normal.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:57 No.18197650
    She won't get injured and she needs to be able to think on her feet since others will be long range. Tama will of taught her enough to protect herself
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)01:57 No.18197652

    2 weeks of training? Didn't recall that. Hmm. Ok then, lets see what shes made of.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)01:59 No.18197667
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    "I swear non of those times i wore female clothes were voluntary."

    You throw the knives at her.
    The silver projectiles flying straight at her.
    She easily swats them out of the air with her knife.

    "D-deviant!" she says as she charges you again.
    Her sword glowing dangerously.
    'Holyshit. She's way faster now.' you think

    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:00 No.18197677
    Bunny mode, let's really flip her out
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:00 No.18197681
    Show her a small trick in our arsenal, turn invisible for a few seconds and trip her as she runs past.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:00 No.18197692
    "Seriously, girls keep dressing me up like that."
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:01 No.18197695
    Two weeks?
    But we met her just a few days ago.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:01 No.18197699
    If she's faster, then we should be too. Bunny mode. Also, if perversion sets her off, this should make her mad enough to make a mistake.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:01 No.18197703

    Full combat speed.

    Hold off on bunnymode for now.

    Dodge, parry then begin striking.

    Head chest legs. Start with quick single strikes and then move on to faster strikes at different locations.

    Gauge her adaptability and she whether she'll attempt to block everything or dodge some.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:02 No.18197712
    Two weeks her time, time runs differently in HnG to IDPKB dimensions
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:02 No.18197713
    Time travels at different rates in some dimensions relative to other dimensions.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:02 No.18197721

    We're testing her. Not beating or making fun of her.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:02 No.18197724
    I'd suggest countering with our own speedboost, but bunnymodo isn't going to help our case here.

    Go invisible for a little bit.

    We really gotta use the rebounder at some point too.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)02:03 No.18197733
    To her, she was recruited by Tama two weeks ago, as stated in >>18196754
    It may not have been two weeks of solid training, but it seems to have been enough to get her in in the middle of Basic.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:03 No.18197740

    >'Hayate, go easy on her okay, no fancy tricks, i want to gauge her, not see her crushed..'
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:04 No.18197741
    This. Use bunnymode if she is moving too fast.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:04 No.18197742

    "Alright, are you talking about me or you at this point? Because I get the feeling you aren't listening to me."

    Charge her, and then fucking LEAP over her.

    Spin around and throw some knives.

    remember: Mike sadi no tricks.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:09 No.18197811
    I don't think he wants us crushed either, he wants a good estimation of her skills
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:10 No.18197825
    She is using some magic speed thing, we can use a little magic trick to respond
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:10 No.18197831

    He flat out told us not to do what you're suggesting we do, when he's already upset with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:11 No.18197839


    Also give running commentary on her skills.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)02:16 No.18197903
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    "Excuse me, but it was in no way related to sexual gratification. Well, not mine anyway."

    Your extraordinary reflexes allows you to dodge and parry her blows.
    She strikes quite hard for her size. Her speed almost comparable to your max non-boosted speed.

    Her blows are accurate, showing she's quote a proficient sword user.

    You parry her and close in with the knife/sword you were using. Her guard is down.

    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:19 No.18197931
    Attack but don't connect, check the blow before it lands.

    If she dodges or parries go on the offensive
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:19 No.18197932
    Almost hit, stop, step back, keep fightin
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:19 No.18197940
    Stab her quick, no flourish, while her guard is down. Better she have an honest evaluation where she gets beaten by us than a dishonest one that leads to get getting shoddy training.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:19 No.18197941
    Trip her/send her flying.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:19 No.18197947
    Bop her on the nose, back off and tell her to show us everything she has, stop holding back.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:20 No.18197951
    Steal her nose. A tad childish, perhaps. But funny as shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:20 No.18197955
    Strike. If we're feeling exceptionally bold, attempt a disarm. If we could end up with her sword that would be ideal.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:20 No.18197960
    Hit her with the blunt side of the blade. Gets the point (ha ha) across without any real damage, this is just sparring after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:21 No.18197974
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:21 No.18197975
    We're in a simulation like before, right? So no damage either way.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:21 No.18197980
    "I can assure you that had I not told you now, a chain of events would have unfolded, one where either you, me or both of us would have been humiliated."
    Giant spoon to the side of the head?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:22 No.18197986


    "Dame desu, Hinagiku-san. You can't afford to leave yourself this open when you're on the attack. Try to reign in your emotions."
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:22 No.18197988

    Smack her ass with the flat of our blade.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:23 No.18197996
    Hit with flat or back of blade, tell her to step up her game.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:23 No.18198002
    figurative ass of course, not literal.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:24 No.18198005

    Lets tap her arm with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:24 No.18198010
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    My vote:

    (Shitty anime, but good move for this situation)
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)02:27 No.18198041
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    You attempt to check her with a blow to the body but she lets a kick fly up at your torso.
    You back off just in time.
    "W-walking around in a g-girls usinform isnt perverted?!" she says

    'She's good.' You hear mike say 'Okay hayate, try using one of your less orthodox moves. Let's see how she handles that.'
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:28 No.18198047

    "As you wish."

    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:28 No.18198048
    Clearly Bunnymode will help our situation.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:28 No.18198051
    ...Okay, you're just BEGGING for us to activate Bunnymode.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:28 No.18198052
    Teleport behind her, slap her in the back of the head.

    "No, because I wasn't gaining sexual gratification from it. To be perverted, it would have to be sexual. I think you're projecting your own issues onto me."
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:28 No.18198053
    Lock her blade so she can't move then teacup her.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)02:29 No.18198055
    >cloudfart acting up a bit.
    >dont panic if i disappear from thread
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:29 No.18198057
    Not when you look fucking spectacular in one. Also you have no idea how much all the ladies love it, ooh yeah.

    Goad her into a charge, turn invisible, trip her up. or when she charges stick her under a teacup.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:29 No.18198058
    Drop a teacup on her.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:29 No.18198060
    Pull back a bit.

    Then blast her with a wave of tea. Doesn't even have to be the laser kind, just make her get dripping wet and miserable.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:29 No.18198061
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    >make her get dripping wet and miserable.
    Seriously I don't think we want a HUEHUEHUE from this fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:31 No.18198073
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:31 No.18198080


    It's not what you'll expect in a normal fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:32 No.18198085
    Rebounder on a blade used for parrying. Make life tough..
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)02:32 No.18198090
    "That was an accident. I was late, I just grabbed the first thing. I don't even know why it was in there!"

    Actually, we do. It was included in case of potion drinkage first day.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:34 No.18198104
    >one of your less orthodox moves
    But... but Mike... that's all of our moves...

    Bunny Mode + Throwing Little Cakes.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)02:35 No.18198115
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    You let her charge you.
    Just as she is in striking distance you teacup her.
    She struggles inside the silver prison for a few seconds until she grows silent.

    You turn to Mike, "Would that be all Mike?" you ask him
    "Oh no kid, I don't think shes finished just yet."

    You turn around just in time to see her split the teacup with a second sword, this one looking like it was made of glass.

    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:36 No.18198124
    Start using the tray shield, Kendo fares poorly against the sword and shield style.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:36 No.18198126

    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:37 No.18198128
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:37 No.18198134
    Anything but bunnymode.

    And explain that in this case there really is nothing perverted about wearing a skirt.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:38 No.18198137
    Teleport behind her and use a spoon to scoop and throw her.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:38 No.18198141
    Both of these at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:38 No.18198142
    Tray shield it up. Coat our shield with Rebounder to really mess with her.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:38 No.18198146
    I like it.

    Also no to bunnymode
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:39 No.18198151
    What does Rebounder do again?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:40 No.18198158
    Things bounce off without losing momentum. She hits our shield and gets massive recoil
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:40 No.18198160
    Dodge and saucer into the sky.

    Assess our situation and see if we can handle her
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:40 No.18198164
    We haven't had much use of rebounder thus far, lets do this.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:40 No.18198167
    "Ayasaki, you need to be more open-minded."

    Bunnymode, and rebounder on knife/sword/whatever.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)02:41 No.18198173
    We can't really SHELL GAME without Shinku, unless we want to completely burn through our teleports.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:42 No.18198179
    No shell game for now, keep bunnymodo under wraps until she starts going faster (that may have already happened, though)
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:42 No.18198180
    WE are Ayasaki.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)02:42 No.18198185
    You mean Hinagiku. (We're Ayasaki)
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)02:48 No.18198240
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    You dodge her twin swords.

    After getting enough space in between the two of you you take out your tray and coat the outside of it with rebounder.

    You allow her to get in close.
    She strikes with the wooded sword. you block it with your knife.
    She strikes again, this time you block it with your tray.
    The rebounder woks just as planned and sends her reeling back.
    She jumps back again on you, with both swords at the ready.

    She uses the woodensword on the shield and the recoil sends her spinning.
    She uses this to bring the glass one into bear.
    You try and block it with both sword and shield but it slices through both easily.

    You jump up and use a saucer to fly out of her reach.

    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:50 No.18198261
    Maintain altitude, fire low-power tealasers quickly.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:51 No.18198262
    Bunny mode to school her in speed, keep hitting her from behind.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:51 No.18198265
    We time stop then throw a few knives around her, not in kill points, but enough to test her perception and reflexes.
    Use no more than 20 seconds, we may need it later today.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:51 No.18198267
    Timestop, throw a lot of knives.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:52 No.18198274
    So, how are we going to finish this off?

    Probably bunnymodo and stabbings?

    I guess massive laser has been our signature battle-ending technique, but we haven't done anything else.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:52 No.18198277
    >glass sword is cut-anything hax
    Can we take the gloves off yet? She's going to rely on that thing until we do something to her that she CAN'T simply cleave.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:52 No.18198279
    Tea laser time?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:53 No.18198293
    This is why we need a gun.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:54 No.18198299
    We have a tea laser. Why the fuck would we need a gun?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:55 No.18198310
    Let's avoid wasting time stop.
    Bunnymode, invis and knives / tea laser should be more than enough
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:55 No.18198313
    Antimagic, and other such similar shenannigans.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:55 No.18198316
    See how she does against pot shots for a while. After that, we should try bunnymode.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:55 No.18198319
    Im thinking it's a Lancer (Fate/Zero) thing going, one is antiphysical, one is antimagical.

    Whatever we do make sure to yell "If you see a mysterious potion in your room don't drink it!"
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:55 No.18198320
    Wasting? Do you expect to need more of it today? We're not saving it for a later fight like we were at the tournament.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:56 No.18198322
    Stop time and throw a ton of knives at her.
    Glass sword seems to cut through everything, might even be able to cut through the tea laser. If we simply throw enough knives at least some should hit her. And worst case scenario she cuts all of them and all the flying shards hit her instead.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:58 No.18198346
    Shit, guys, this one's on to something. That's why she hit the shield with the wood first, then the glass. She canceled Rebounder, then cut our shit. We should plan with this in mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)02:59 No.18198352
    After yesterday's threads I am expecting to need it 24/7.
    We massively derailed things so I am waiting for the shoe to drop
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:00 No.18198365
    Belt sword. We let her see it's magical so she uses glass, then we revert it to belt, then if she goes for wood we re-swordize it.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:00 No.18198372
    Tealaser bombardment.

    Do not use timestop. Do not use bunny mode. We haven't gotten authorization to break out our really nasty tricks.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:01 No.18198379
    Tea laser, wide spread low power. See what defenses she has, lower chances of dodging, don't really hurt her.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:01 No.18198382
    You got it backwards. Wood cuts magic, glass cuts physical.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:02 No.18198385
    Don't think it works that way, she either cuts it with glass or demajaiks it with wood
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:02 No.18198387
    One laser shot to see what she does, then maybe a little ZA WARUDO or something
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:02 No.18198392
    We can block the glass one with rebounder, but the wooden one cancels it, other wise as far as it goes we're going to need to parry the crystal sword.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)03:03 No.18198401
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    You take out your teapot and fire a few low energy blasts at her.
    She dodges them easily and surprisingly fires back with shockwaves from her swords.

    You quickly fly down and face her.
    'Let's see how you deal with this' you think as you stop time.

    It takes you 30 seconds to fill the air around her with knives aimed at her.
    You make sure that they only contain enough momentum to lightly wound her.

    You go back to your original position and release time
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:04 No.18198413

    >She uses the woodensword on the shield and the recoil sends her spinning.
    >She uses this to bring the glass one into bear.
    >You try and block it with both sword and shield but it slices through both easily.

    No I have it right, the wood sent her spinning, glass cut through them like butter.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:05 No.18198415
    Gun is mundane, doesn't get affected by antimagic. Also allows for operation in universes where magic is not permitted (i.e. ours).

    Obviously this wouldn't be our go-to weapon, but it is a nice addition to our armament, considering that we're playing midfield so often, so to speak. We've done everything from close-combat to ranged support, to just straight up tricks/enabling, so being ready for all eventualities is good.

    A gun, and a non-magical dress sword (smallsword, it's like a rapier) both need to happen eventually.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:06 No.18198426
    Except the first time she used the metal one it bounced off.

    The wooden one cancelled the rebounder magic.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)03:07 No.18198443
    Both times she struck the tray shield with the wood sword, it bounced. When she followed up wiht the glass, it went clean through.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:08 No.18198454
    Because the damned wooden sword doesn't have the power to cut through everything, so it was stopped by the shield.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:09 No.18198462
    Yes glass cuts anything physical, wood drains anything majaikal.

    The wooden one stops majaik from working on rebounder glass cuts the shit out of it the belt would be cut or drained it we used it
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:09 No.18198463
    It certainly didn't cancel the potion though.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:10 No.18198471
    The wooden bounced off twice though.

    You are making assumptions.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:10 No.18198477
    While I'm against getting a gun, if we DO get one it should be a skill weapon, not a spray'n'pray.
    She only hit the tray with the wood sword once. We parried her first hit with it, then blocked the glass.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:11 No.18198480
    It is a fair assumption to make given the circumstances
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:11 No.18198481
    What is active vs passive effect.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:11 No.18198482
    It seems she can have only one out at a time. The wooden is physical. The glass is magical. If it were the other way around we would have smashed the damn thing. She used the glass sword to cut out of her prison, not the wood.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:11 No.18198484
    We should go after the wood sword with the belt sword. We can use it like a whip and take it away from her, then magic spam time.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:12 No.18198489
    She hit the shield with the wood sword twice, though, and it was affected by rebounder both times. She just used it to her advantage the second time around.

    Soshite, toki ga ugokidasu
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:12 No.18198496
    >She strikes again, this time you block it with your tray.
    >She uses the woodensword on the shield and the recoil sends her spinning.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:12 No.18198498
    On the wood vs glass debate: Wait till fight is over, then ask her about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:13 No.18198505
    Why not get a gun?

    To keep with our butler aesthetic we would probably be looking at a small handgun, old fashioned safari rifle, or double barreled shotgun.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:15 No.18198518
    Because we have a tea laser and all of our weapons/tools are disguised as butler items. If we get a gun, it would be a cane gun or an umbrella gun.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:15 No.18198520
    She seems to only be able to summon one at a time. We attack with alternating belt strikes.
    Wood : Sword
    Glass : Belt.
    Trust me on this.

    LG will you clear this up any?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:15 No.18198521
    Good idea, win first. Find out afterwards
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)03:16 No.18198533
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    You watch as she flares up and blasts all the knives coming at her.

    She rushes at you, you take a step back but trip in one of the craters you made with the tealaser.

    She stands over you, the wooden sword at your neck.

    "Okay, that's enough." Mike tells her.
    "I see that Tama's closerange skills has rubbed off on you."
    You get up off your back and dust yourself off.
    He deactivates the training field and his office materializes back around you.

    "You two may go now. I will need some time to review your fight in depth."
    he says as he motions the two of you out the door.
    "Oh, and Hayate. I expect you to still come in that female uniform tomorrow. It is your punishment after all."

    "Of course Mike." you say as you and Hina walk out of his office.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:17 No.18198539
    It doesn't fit us too much, but a hunting shotgun or a duelling pistol would be fine.

    Or a significantly classy revolver ie a specially made Colt single action army with embellishments so it fits with our overall look
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)03:17 No.18198541
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    >talk about guns.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)03:18 No.18198546
    > colt mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:19 No.18198560
    Now that wouldn't be bad
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:20 No.18198567
    I am a fan of high caliber revolvers.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:20 No.18198568
    Let's ask her about the swords, and offer to give her a tour of the town.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:21 No.18198574
    Call TWINS ask for HELP.
    Nah, that's not a butlery gun. I'd say either a dueling pistol or sniper rifle. Or anti-tank rifle.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:21 No.18198578

    Apologize to her for any misunderstandings.

    We would gladly take the time to explain this shit to her in detail if she likes.

    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:21 No.18198579
    SAA is about the only handgun I could think of that was suitable for a classy gentleman to use.

    The alternative was a Mauser or Luger but they are not very classy
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:21 No.18198582
    Hm, I was thinking of a more modern pistol. It's simple, effective, not over-the-top ornate, and screams business. This is a gun for a butler that means business.

    The ornate pistol reminds me of Mami-san's (madoka) flintlock rifles. Cute, but not very practical.

    If we're going victorian, we need a dress sword anyway, too.

    Ask Hina about anti-magical properties of her swords. Comment that we need to work on finishing moves.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)03:22 No.18198586
    We should apologize again for the deception, and offer her a tour of the town with some of our friends.

    It may not be for the best to say that Erica, Ursula and now Nanoha are our girlfriends. At the moment.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:22 No.18198589

    Small Talk

    "That was amazing, hinagiku-san. You totally overpowered me there. ahaha"
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:23 No.18198595
    A duelling pistol would be nice but they are one shot models, we need something that can fire more than one without reloading and doesn't require majaik to reload quickly
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)03:23 No.18198597
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    You walk in silence with Hinagiku down the hall.
    She breaks the ice.
    "So you're wearing that uniform as punishment?"
    "Yes, I was late to class and tried to sneak in by teleportation."
    "And that time on the train?"
    "I was under cover." you tell her.
    "I see..."

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    Or this. I think it's a Walther? Either way, a revolver is suitably classy, as long as it isn't like an Anaconda or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:23 No.18198602
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    Weeaboos always go right to the SAA.

    This is a Korth. It is better.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:24 No.18198604
    tour + talk about her swords
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:24 No.18198605
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    [x] Thompson Contender

    "I only need one shot"
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:25 No.18198612
    Ask her about her swords.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:25 No.18198614
    Get ERICA, lead her on a TOUR, ask about her SWORDS
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:25 No.18198618
    Ask about her swords, call up the twins and Nanoha see if any of them are free to help give her a tour. We might want to tell her about our girlfriend situation as getting that out of the way may help prevent any future mishaps. After touring play matchmaker and see Ryuu for more alchemy and have a lesson with the Doctor, we need to keep up on our learnings.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:26 No.18198623
    Not just weeaboo's people who don't know much about guns generally go for it because it was popular.

    I went for it because it is recognizable and we could get a classy version of it which fits our aesthetic, having a big hand cannon doesn't suit the character
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:26 No.18198625
    Contenders have style, have to admit.

    Plus we could get it in some ridiculous rifle chambering because we have magic arms.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:27 No.18198629
    in addition,
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:27 No.18198630
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)03:27 No.18198632
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    is it bad if im also partial to the nambu?

    [spent a lot of time as a kid playing with my grandfather's nambu. he got it off a japanese soldier he 'befriended']
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:29 No.18198644
    We want a gun for non majaikal fighting though, having it use majaik which can be messed with or get us in trouble in certain situations is sort of against the idea in the first place. Also one shot pistols are just not really useful if we are in a situation where we can't use our abilities which is why a revolver is a good alternative
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:29 No.18198646
    They have a universal reputation for poor quality, weak ammunition, and unreliable operation, but they do look pretty neat.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:29 No.18198647
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    Posting more classy as fuck men with suitable guns. Bolt actions are also relics of the gentleman's age, and therefore suitable.

    We don't want anything too modern or too super high caliber. They don't fit the Classy type we're trying for.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:31 No.18198664
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    Korth may be more expensive, but I have a hard time conceiving of a more perfect .357 than a well regulated Colt Python. Trigger on them things is amazing. Butter smooth double action, telepathic single action. Ideal weapon for a discerning gentleman.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:32 No.18198668
    Bolt actions and revolvers are more reliable than other guns generally as well which means an amateur like us at this point in time would have less trouble using one and keeping it in good condition
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:32 No.18198669
    Only if she asks why we were undercover.

    As far as guns go, while I prefer the more modern semi-automatic pistol, a high-caliber revolver could be nice. I don't really care either way about what kind of gun it is, it just needs to be
    a) practical: effective, easy to reload without magic
    b) not detract from the butler appearance
    c) non-magical. That's the whole point.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:32 No.18198676
    Personally, I think a Walther PPK is classy as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:33 No.18198681

    Aye. Single shot or bolt action.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:34 No.18198684
    A little bad. They are like the P08's mongoloid cousin. Crappy, peashooter caliber, blowback operation, poor ergonomics. Japs could not into small arms.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:34 No.18198688

    Also, the Contender can fire shotgun shells.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:34 No.18198689
    Man I own a whole bunch of guns that might be suited for this, depending on how we want to play it.

    Personally I'd lean towards old school bolt action or double safari rifle in something like .375 H&H.

    Handgun wise pretty much any high-end .357 revolver like an S&W 686+, Python, or Korth would be great.

    Walther PPK is also the quintessential carry gun for a man in a suit, and I love mine.

    Of course we are loaded right now so maybe cover our bases and use them situationally. We have a folio of holding after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:35 No.18198695
    Korth is basically the same thing with an even smoother trigger and a nicer finish.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:37 No.18198705
    PPK, mah nigga. It's the perfect gun to put on the inside pocket of a suit jacket, and it's high enough caliber to not be a pea-shooter, without being over-kill. And it looks so nice.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:37 No.18198710
    >Walther PPK
    This makes me think of old school Bond for some reason. Is this intentional? Bond being James fucking Bond does make that an interesting choice.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:38 No.18198714
    I do not care for the PPK. It is a blow back weapon and is thus far more massive than is necessary for the cartridge it is chambered in. It has the magazine release in a silly spot, the trigger is pretty meh, and the sights are rather poor. It is pretty bad when a Soviet knock off (the Pistola Makarova) managed to be a better fighting arm.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)03:38 No.18198715
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    "I would like to apologize over this whole misunderstanding. Please believe me when I say that i did not mean to decieve you in anyway."
    "No. It's alright now. Although, it is still kinda your fault for looking so good in girls' clothes."
    'Oh god, not another one.' you think.

    the two of you walk on.
    "Hey Hinagiku, can you tell me more about your swords? I've met very few people that can cut through my silverware."

    "Well, my device is Muramasa, the wooden sword. He amplifies my strength, speed and reaction time." She explains.
    "My glass sword is the Shirosakura. It can cut through anything as long as i put my mind to it. But i can only take it out for five minutes at a time."

    "You can cut through anything?" you ask her to clarify.
    "Yeah, as long as i can visualize the cut hard enough, I can."
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:38 No.18198716
    The PPK is nice for a concealed gun, I was thinking along the lines of an old engraved colt lightning with a pearl grip or something
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:39 No.18198722
    He's probably more than half the reason it has the reputation and association it does. The other half is Nazis
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:40 No.18198726
    >folio of holding
    >buy as many guns as we can.
    >of any make we want.

    >in battle
    > dump contents of bag.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:40 No.18198730
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:41 No.18198735
    It is the same thing in that it is a .357 as well. It has a safety, for no damn reason, and costs 10 times more. For no improvement in fit and finish. The finish on blued pythons is probably the nicest i have ever seen. Each one is a mechanical work of art.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:42 No.18198740
    Get the girls together.
    Don't mention your particular arrangement for now.
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    Engraved PPKs.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:43 No.18198743
    Can we agree that this is a pretty reasonable solution?

    See, now we're being Homura instead of Mami, which is a good thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:43 No.18198748
    It is barely perceptively more heavy than more modern .380s, and is thinner than almost all of them, with the advantage of being incredibly simple to field strip and clean. Only old-ass ones that belong in museums have heel mag releases, the rest have it in the exact same place as any other modern handgun. The single action trigger is excellent and the double action is smooth and heavy by design.

    The Makarov is garbage and has a horrific trigger and you must have never fired one to think it a better fighting arm.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:43 No.18198752
    Way too heavy for the pocket of a suit jacket. Would print like a motherfucker, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:44 No.18198753

    "Between you and me? Don't ever mention swords to Shirou. Or Fudge. Totally different reasons though. Tell you what, I'll call up a few of my friends and we'll give you a tour of the town."

    Keima, Twins, anybody on the team who's interested.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:44 No.18198754

    I'd still rather we stick with the butler motif and theme instead of gunsgunsguns
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:44 No.18198757
    What happened to the OFFER HER TEA as well?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:45 No.18198761
    Tour, introduce her to our other friends.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:45 No.18198762
    Agreed. I think the guns are tacky in this light-hearted and rule-of-cool game. However, if the majority insist on one, I'm going to suggest nice ones at the very least.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)03:45 No.18198763
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    >I am officialy over my head in gun talk
    >all i have is a dinky Bersa thunder9
    >lol silver hollowpoints
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:46 No.18198770
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:47 No.18198773
    I'm a skinny fucker and I carry mine in my jeans. No one has noticed it yet.

    Seriously though it really isn't heavy at all.
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    >Running about the observatory near-pissing in fright

    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:47 No.18198778
    I guess we just like talking about guns? Like I said above, I don't care what gun we get as long as it's non-magical, effective, and doesn't detract from the butler appearance. For an in-universe solution to "WAAAAH THIS GUN IS BAD" consider that it's unlikely any kind of make/model we would get at the bureau is going to be one we are familiar with.

    Well, OK, it COULD be (since the bureau operates in all dimensions), but it doesn't have to be.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:47 No.18198782
    I am of the same opinion but if people want to steer us towards it I am going to make damn sure we have a classy gun to go with our classy self.

    I mean we missile drop kicked a goon out of a car, who needs guns when you can do things like that
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:48 No.18198785
    >promised tea
    >assemble harem
    >warning to not tell Shirou about swords. Better yet, just avoid talking to him at all.

    Y/N? This seems to sum up what everyone's said.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:48 No.18198788
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:49 No.18198791
    I live in Australia
    No guns at all.
    Rather rely on massive balls, sheer manliness and dapper to solve our problems
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:49 No.18198795
    I really don't think a pistol would suit us at all. I mean, if we didn't have Folio of Holding, sure, practicality over style.
    I'd like a high-powered bolt-action rifle.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)03:50 No.18198796
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    "If you would like, my friends and I could take you on a tour around town. Maybe show you a few spots. The shops they have here are mindboggling."
    "Sure. I'd like that" she answers you.

    [ ]team?
    [ ]twins+nanoha?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:50 No.18198799
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    Wait, we're talking Classy Guns we could have as a back-up, and nobody mentions the 1911?

    I present custom engraved 1911s. We could hook these things up to magazines of holding, and have nearly infinite bullets.

    We get to have magic hax 1911s.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:50 No.18198804
    Yeah, nobody has suggested anything else, and it's a good idea.

    I'll also re-iterate the request for a non-magical dress sword. It's rapier-like, so it fits our combat type, and required for a gentleman of Victorian class.

    Just keep it stowed away most of the time.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:50 No.18198805
    All good ideas and information for her to have
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:51 No.18198810

    >All of the above.

    We said friends, might as well introduce them all in one go.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:51 No.18198813
    I have fired a fair number, sir. The single action trigger is good enough. The double action trigger is a touch heavy, but reasonably smooth on the Bulgarian example with which I have most of my experience.

    Both being blowback operated firearms are awkward to disassemble and weigh far more than their utility makes up for. With a modern locked breach firearm, you can get the same caliber to fire reliable out of a weapon weighing less than half of what the PPK does.

    I still vote for the Python.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:52 No.18198817
    >[✓] all of the above
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:52 No.18198818
    Let's take the team.
    CELEBRATORY SHOPPING SPREE! Gotta spend that money somehow!
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:52 No.18198819
    Need non majaikal means since we want to use it if we cannot use majaik

    Team for now, twins + Nanoha might be a bit tricky first out
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:52 No.18198820
    All of them, it's a large group but showing her around is just a small reason behind this. We want to introduce her to the group, integrate her some, make sure she can make friends and answer the unspoken "Do you have a Girlfriend" question.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:52 No.18198822
    Problem is Hayate isn't exactly a trained marksman and probably won't be doing much at long range without investing a lot of practice time. I think the gun is more a contingency in case we get in close with someone who doesn't give a fuck about magic.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:53 No.18198824

    Well, I guess we can incorporate tea-time and warnings about certain people (Shirou and Kenji mostly) into the tour.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:53 No.18198826
    Twins+Nanoha. The opportunities for lulz are immense.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:54 No.18198839
    Twins+Nanoha, if she's already crawling into our room to sleep, no reason to exclude her from anything else really.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:55 No.18198841

    We can have some non-magic clips as well.

    But come on, you know some small part of you wants bottomless mags if only to fuck with people.

    >"HAH! I imported these guns from Hollywood! I only have to reload at appropriately dramatic times!"
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:55 No.18198843
    I guess the consensus is GROUP, which is OK, now that I re-think it.

    Yeah, gun is contingency, not a big deal, we'll keep it stashed anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:58 No.18198868


    Yeah, my inner /k/ommando is ashamed I didn't bring up the 1911. Voting for these.


    >All of the above.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)03:59 No.18198878
    It is a cool idea and asking Recette about it next time we head to the PX is a great idea
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:00 No.18198881
    >Awkward to disassemble

    Pull lever down
    Pull slide back
    Pull slide up
    Let slide forward

    Compare to the three handed thumbcrushing, tool required takedown on the P-3AT seen here
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:02 No.18198887
    Exactly, we're debating Plan Z a bit too hard. We've listed some good choices, so it's not THAT important which one of them we get.

    That said, we should train on a variety even beyond our emergency gun. We even have Erica to provide a machine gun to train with. Only the basic shit, though. Loading, shooting, aiming. We don't need to learn field stripping for 9001 firearms, just how to make the other guy dead with them.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:02 No.18198889
    I honestly didn't think of the 1911 but I am not really a /k/ommando more an occasional interest
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)04:03 No.18198896
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    You have Kraus contact your team and the girls.
    "hey guys, want to go around town for a bit? Maybe spend some of that cash we won in the tourney? Also take our new classmate for a tour? We'll meet you by the gates in about 5 mins." you tell them.

    You two walk towards the gates to meet everyone there.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:05 No.18198903

    Why the fuck are we even DEBATING?

    We have at least one bag of holding already. We could bring ALL of them.

    Then if we get into a gunfight where we cannot into magic with our team, then we can just hand that shit out.

    Which plays into the butler always being prepared.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)04:05 No.18198909
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    Shopping Spree

    >I have some errands to run, so Ill end this here for now.
    >ill be back in about 2 hours or so.
    >prepare to roll new shops for the town
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:06 No.18198915

    While we're there, acquire PIANO.

    Consider acquiring a VIOLIN.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:06 No.18198916
    rolled 91 = 91

    oh boy this is my favorite part

    Can I get anyone to second the dress-sword idea? Anyone?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:07 No.18198924

    All excellent points.

    Besides, collecting a wide variety of classy weaponry is certainly an acceptable hobby. Just look at Mike.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:08 No.18198925
    I like this solution. Not one, all. Works for me.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:08 No.18198935

    I think the new plan is WHY NOT GET ALL OF THEM.

    Which is certainly a novel take on things.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:09 No.18198937
    I don't think we were debating so much as looking at options and window-shopping.

    This trip is also a great time to talk about which facility we want.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:09 No.18198942
    Yeah, I agree. In case we have to fuck someone up in a no-magic dimension.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:13 No.18198974
    A nice basket hilted rapier? It would sit our aesthetic I think
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    2 words.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:16 No.18198996
    Our beltsword is one in hard mode.

    can someone update hayate's character sheet?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:17 No.18199005
    Oh god yes. That's our Limit Break.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:17 No.18199008
    The gym of course.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:18 No.18199018
    just took new meaning.

    We shall play a song so sad, entire universes collapse on themselves.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:21 No.18199032
    A song so sad that everyone just puts down their weapons and hugs each other for the sorrow. The song? It's a lyric-less piece with an ambiguous inspiration. Only we'll know the truth. That it's the song of all of the pain and suffering we've experienced in our life, condensed into a single limit break.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:21 No.18199036
    So are we adding hina to the harem?
    because im all for that.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:21 No.18199039
    I shall play you the song of sadness.
    World dimensions collapse from sheer concentrated depression of their inhabitants
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    Two or 3 kinds of pistol, a rifle, and a shotty is reasonable, but it'd be kinda silly to carry an armory around. That's why I mentioned a few minutes ago that we should train on a variety of types. I'm sure the Bureau has a range for that sort of thing, because worlds like ours are out there. We can learn about common types for a variety of administrated worlds. Also, I bet the twins wouldn't mind joining us.

    As for a Mundane Firearms instructor, I nominate Jr from Xenosaga. He's magic enough to get into the Bureau, but he looooooooooves guns almost as much as Shirou loves swords.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:24 No.18199051
    While it is a good plan I think we need to take it a bit slower.

    I mean we need a bigger bed before we get more girlfriends and some way to avoid being crushed under our swag pile every morning.

    Also anyone see the post last thread someone said how our power was proportional to how many girls we had? I thought about it and it actually made some sense
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:27 No.18199068
    I think it's more the fact that we've had some heavy training since we got the to Bureau.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:28 No.18199070
    I say we pull we use Mecha-Jeff Cooper. He was one of the driving forces behind the change in the way handgun combatives are taught here in the US. That and having a character that combines a grumpy old marine, a grandfatherly figure, and a scholar in one go would be fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:28 No.18199073
    At the rate we're going, we might as well just move to the girls' floor, knock down all the walls, and make a super loft suite out of it with a 5 meter square bed.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:29 No.18199078
    Yeah I like the idea our power grows with our harem though, it is more amusing
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:30 No.18199086
    I like your style, sir. I support this plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:31 No.18199087
    Probably a good plan, or make our room an Pocket dimension that is roughly mansion sized with a house sized bedroom and a 10 meter square bed
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:36 No.18199115
    I know we need Travis Touchdown to be a CQC instructor, wrestling specialty.

    Was gonna suggest Sousuke for gun trainer until he ended up on team what's a vagina
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:36 No.18199116
    Yea, pocket dimension would probably be less headache for Mike and the school. We'll probably end up going that route. We should set that up ASAP so the twins can just move in with us. Then we'll be ready for the rest of them. A bit smaller than you're thinking, though. We shouldn't need any more space than the dorm building itself already has.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:38 No.18199128
    Well I was thinking nice and fancy mansions with a good dining / entertaining area but roughly dorm sized is more realistic.

    A nice big master bedroom is a must though, and possibly separate rooms for each girl to have their things and space
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:39 No.18199132
    Heh can imagine Mike's response.

    "dammit kid I know I said the dors weren't monitored but really?"
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:43 No.18199158
    Speaking of Mike I wonder how high up on the list of impressive students he has had we are.

    I mean have constantly done ridiculous things since day 1 and even amazed the director with our last stunt
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:45 No.18199172
    We didn't "beat" Hina. In fact, she's the one who ended up with the blade at our neck.

    Like I said, we need to hammer out a finishing move that isn't TEA LASER.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:47 No.18199187
    I never meant Hina I meant the competition.

    We also didn't go full strength on her but I agree we need some new finishing moves.

    Something close range we can do with timestop + swords comes to mind
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:51 No.18199206
    There should be plenty of room for everything we need. The girls will still have their original rooms, so long as they want to keep them, so they already have that space for themselves. Communal living allows for a more efficient design, though. For example, we can just dedicate a whole floor to be a bathhouse. Another floor is the dining room, and then our penthouse swag suite on a third. Our dorm is canon for at least 4 floors, so we still have at least 1 to work with to do whatever we want. How does this look?
    >penthouse swag suite
    >dining room
    >living/entertainment room
    >bathhouse (basement)
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)04:57 No.18199237
    Our powers are proportional to the affection we receive?

    It was sucked out of us when we broke A-tan's heart?

    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:00 No.18199249
    id love to see LG's face when he reads about this playboy pocket dimansion.

    itll be the T-REX Ride scenarion again.

    Ill be happy with just a house sized space in our room for now.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:01 No.18199251

    So we're going to pocket-dimension house a building the size of the entire dorms?

    I like it.

    I'm trying to picture the reactions of various people when they first learn of it though.

    I think the twins would like, Keima would be dumb-struck and then move in, Mike would begin questioning our sanity....
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:02 No.18199258
    How about a floor for Ted and Jakob? They deserve somewhere nice
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:02 No.18199263
    >Implying he wouldn't move in to make sure we weren't raped to death.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:04 No.18199271

    Ted, Jakob, and our slowly growing army of minions.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:04 No.18199273
    Actually Mike would like our style but wonder just how in gods name we managed to get the resources to pull that off.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:05 No.18199280

    You mean other than the fact that we're friends with the doctor?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:06 No.18199292
    He even mentions that remaking the effects of the Tardis / Gym was tricky and probably very expensive
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:08 No.18199297
    So, it sounds like we want the gym for a day-long party.

    What do we make it into?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:08 No.18199302

    I think we should make it a running policy to never explain anything. Our reasoning, our methods, anything to do with the how or the why.

    If it's a power with obvious combat applications or something, share with the team.

    Or tell them just enough so that they know better, like the time-travelling hat.

    But for the most part, polite misdirection.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:09 No.18199306
    A mountain resort or a seaside paradise?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:09 No.18199311
    I like this idea.

    If we are pressed say we used our dapper butlering powers to do it
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:10 No.18199315

    Well, yeah, but the gym does all kinds of crazy shit. What e're talking about is just a larger-scaled version of a bag of holding.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:12 No.18199327
    Just the twisting space is tricky I think.

    Just means it will be more fun to do though
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:13 No.18199343
    So our go to explanation would be...

    "Who put this whale in Rance's office?"
    "The butler did it."
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:14 No.18199346



    Use our teams combined skills (and maybe a few members of the staff) to help pull it off.

    Imagine the potential awesome of a giant complicated WHODUNNIT game with a couple of hundred people involved in the massive conspiracy.

    Get an awesome prize for whoever manages to win/solve it.

    We need to start setting this up in advance, and if we do it AWESOME enough, they might let us throw parties as a regular thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:16 No.18199363

    This is the best idea ever,

    People we need to invite/get involved: The Doctor, Mike, Max, Ryuu, and maybe the Director.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:16 No.18199365
    If we only need spacial expansion...
    And SCP is a branch of the bureau...
    There's this thing. http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-184

    >When inside an enclosed structure, SCP-184 expands the structure's inner dimensions without altering its outer dimensions. SCP-184 will increase the inner dimensions of any enclosed structure by several hundred feet each day, beginning one hour after entry into the structure. Initially, SCP-184 only extends the walls out, causing rooms to become much larger without adjusting the height of the room. This expansion continues until the original square footage has been tripled.
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:17 No.18199374
    Exactly, but it's more like...what's the name of that one that makes the living quarters? Sure, making such a thing is probably a pain in the ass, but it's less of a hassle than remodeling the real dorms to suit our living needs. I mean Shirou tunneled to the Wanka factory through sheer derp. It can't be that much harder to copypasta the dorm building with a different floor plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:18 No.18199379
    We want to restructure space inside so we have a dorm sized building not just making the space bigger
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:19 No.18199383

    London themed haunted city?

    Maybe a splash of steam-punk for artistic flair?

    Either way, this is fucking fantastic. We also need to consistently one-up the 'big-event' parties we throw. We might have a regular little thing, but for something like Christmas? Prepare to have your world rocked.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:20 No.18199390
    This would be awesome

    I would rather get the doctor in on it, he could help us make an awesome place with a mobile entrance rather than permanently fixed to our dorm room
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:21 No.18199399
    Proposition the Doctor with helping plan the London Murder Mystery.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:21 No.18199400
    Dude. We have Santa on Bureau staff.
    Im sure they have Christmas fucking covered
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:22 No.18199407
    >mobile entrance
    Portable hole+ expanded bag of holding that holds a whole mansion?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:23 No.18199410

    >We might have a regular little thing, but for something like Christmas? Prepare to have your world rocked.

    I like this.

    Throw a normal party for a birthday or something.

    Do something cool for people.

    But for shit like Valentines day? Christmas? Mark your fucking calendars.

    It's going to get to the point where field agents are going to be pulling favors with the director and/or the doctor so that they get to attend the next one.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:24 No.18199412
    If Santa gets around to kicking our dimension's mean Santa-wannabe faggot's ass, we should pay him back. Setting up a bomb ass event would take some worry off his shoulders.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:25 No.18199415
    Shit imagine our Christmas party.
    Massive halls with a snowy balcony
    Santa and his reindeer presiding over the party handing out gifts and having a great time
    Great big traditional Christmas feast and so on
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:25 No.18199417

    Make a Christmas Party so awesome it blows Santa's mind?

    Challenge accepted.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:25 No.18199419
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    we could go for this http://negima.wikia.com/wiki/Evangeline_A.K._McDowell#Evangeline.27s_resort

    basically a mansion in a bottle taht's a pocket dimension.
    We can keep it in the folio for travel
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:27 No.18199426
    That's a good plan.
    Keep the doorway in our room while we are at the bureau, otherwise it travels with us
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:29 No.18199436
    I like the idea of presenting this plan to our friends.

    "So remember how we won the use of facilities for the day? i was thinking, there's a lot we could do with that sort of power. But knowing what that Gym is capable of, I say we throw a fucking party."

    Stand up dramatically. "An ALL DAY party. And it will be the best party ever. Until the next one."

    Then start detailing that shit. The classy victorian attire, the london fog, the bright parties and the dark alleys...
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:32 No.18199447
    Having a mobile door for a 2nd entrance is a good idea. We should still keep a static one, though. There's 3 who need access now, and more to come, and they're not always with us. It's best if we keep the 1 door in our room so that everyone can always get to it.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:32 No.18199450
    We're inviting others from the Bureau too, right? Like, the actual operatives or whatever.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:32 No.18199451
    Speaking of potatoes:
    I want GlaDos to appear.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:34 No.18199461

    Blow the minds of everyone at the table.

    "Hayate, we could do much more productive things with that sort of authority."
    "We certainly could Keima, but would they be as awesome?"
    "Come on now, you know you wanna..."
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:35 No.18199467
    What's he going to suggest, anyway?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:35 No.18199468
    Maybe she is part of the R&D department, maybe AI studies or something
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:36 No.18199471
    Probably training or simulations or something
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:36 No.18199472

    I think that for the BIG events like that, it's advertised as an open invitation.

    And we try to goad our various friends and such into goading staff into goading students into goading etc.

    I think it's safe to say that anyone who came to the LAST party will help advertise for the NEXT party.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:40 No.18199494
    Lain should be in R&D
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:40 No.18199497
    lame as fuck

    besides, this can be a training simulation too. An overly-elaborate one, but whatever.

    What's the prize for winning the murder-mystery?
    Winner gets our services for a day?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:42 No.18199514
    Oh yeah definitely open invitation and we will just keep it as a circular announcement so that when the next one comes up everyone tells everyone
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:42 No.18199516
    Best team.
    Of all time.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:43 No.18199526
    Well aside from having a shitload of fun I guess a dinner hosted by us or something similar
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:44 No.18199531
    We did mention having her in R&D or security a few threads back
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:44 No.18199532
    That and maybe everyone throws 1 gupta into a pot. That's a fair chunk of change just for the characters we know.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:44 No.18199534

    If we can get multiple staff members on board, we can probably offer something a bit cooler.

    Or maybe winner gets to pic the parties theme: Like the guy who solves this choose to make the next one a winter-wonderland thing, and whoever does the awesome there decides the next one should be tropical paradise or something...
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)05:45 No.18199538
    Valentines, White Day, and the like, should be private affairs, with us and our ladies. We can throw massive balls out parties on other holidays, I'm all for a Christmas party to impress even Kris, but certain days we should make extra special for us and our ladies.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:46 No.18199545

    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:48 No.18199558
    >alice party
    >tweedledee/tweedledum TWINS
    >we'll be the rabbit
    >Queen would be nanoha
    >Shinku as the cheshire cat

    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:49 No.18199568

    >Everyone chips into a cash prize.
    >Pick the next theme.
    >Get smaller personalized event catered to by us.

    If everybody throws in some pocket-change, maybe not even a gupta, we'd have a pretty huge pot.

    But the other two seal the deal for me I think.

    Plus we could totally take this shit to the director after the party and show how much of a positive effect it had on morale, thus giving us ample excuse to keep doing it in the future.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)05:49 No.18199569
    Shit no, that's a great idea. I think we have a theme for the break day party.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)05:53 No.18199597
    Wait, what roles would Gai and Amazoness fill?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:54 No.18199603

    >Totally awesome idea for giant Victorian Murder Mystery.
    >Someone points out the potential for an Alice in Wonderland theme.

    Dammit, the sad part is that they're mutually exclusive.

    Actually thinking about it, I'm coming up with lots of awesome ideas.

    >Pirate themed.
    >Tim Burton/MC Escher theme.
    >Giant wheel shaped seasonal thing.

    Son of a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:54 No.18199604
    Yeah valentines, white day and the girls birthdays are for us and our ladies. Other holidays are for everyone
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:54 No.18199609
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    Well, see, now we've got two great themes.

    And I can't decide.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:56 No.18199619
    Yeah, I guess what this quest really wants is to be the Host Club.

    And GUNS DISCUSSION too, apparently.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:56 No.18199623
    I prefer Alice in wonderland really.
    Not because we are in bunny mode. Honest
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:57 No.18199625
    >Alice in Wonderland
    >London Murder Mystery
    >Tim Burton/MC Escher fustercluck

    Alright, these are all totally awesome.

    And those of you who contributed should be proud of yourselves.

    But I seriously can't pic here, these are all equally awesome.

    Shall we leave it to the dice gods?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:58 No.18199630
    Gai would be the caterpillar.
    Amazoness the mad hatter

    Team WHAT IS A VAGINA as the card soldiers.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:58 No.18199633
    You missed the pirates.

    Now, space pirates.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:58 No.18199634
    rolled 1, 2, 2 = 5

    Rollan, best of three
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:58 No.18199636
    rolled 6 = 6


    Sounds good to me:

    1-2 Alice
    3-4 London
    5-6 Cthulhu
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)05:59 No.18199640
    Except lily.
    She could be something else
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)05:59 No.18199641
    Well, that is good too. I stopped paying attention for a while, and was just skimming the conversation to catch up, didn't mean to step on any toes.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:00 No.18199652


    Uh, so what would it be then, a d4?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:00 No.18199653
    We could also do a caveman / amazon themed one for Amazoness, make her feel at home

    Also I think the twins would be cute in amazon clothes
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:01 No.18199659
    rolled 2, 4, 4 = 10

    best of three then
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:02 No.18199665
    Yarr harr fiddle-de-dee
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)06:02 No.18199669
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    >I like alice in wonderland
    >easier to write.
    >also Kenji as the mad hatter
    >new thread in a few mins
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:02 No.18199670

    Here's what we're going to do: We're going to list ALL THE GOOD PARTY IDEAS, then we're going to assign numbers and ROLL.

    But first, we need the list of ideas we need to consider.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:03 No.18199673
    The London murder mystery, bring the first idea, should probably be the first one we go with.

    Wonderland, Escher, pirates, etc, can come later.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:03 No.18199676
    >Alice in Wonderland
    >London Murder Mystery
    >Tim Burton/MC Escher fustercluck

    Pirates won
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:04 No.18199680

    You can't just roll without assigning numbers in the post man.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)06:05 No.18199693
    The numbering started in >>18199636 and expanded to 4 options with Pirates as the fourth option. Not that hard to figure out.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:05 No.18199696
    I think that settles thigngs
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:05 No.18199698
    I already regret posting the pirates one, as in retrospect, it's not nearly as fucking good as any of the other choices.

    Even the ones I suggested.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:05 No.18199700
    Hm, wonderland seems like it might be unappealing to the adults, though.

    And we wanted to invite those guys too, because that opens to the door to other, more fabulous, events.

    Wonderland would probably be a big hit for those in-training, but not the adults. Maybe. I don't know. It's got to be something more than just fancy tea party in wonderland.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:06 No.18199704

    And of course captcha eats my fucking post right as you fuckers all dive for pirates.

    God Fucking Dammit.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:07 No.18199708
    What if it was Space Pirates instead? Break people up into "crews." I don't know, it's 3am here. I should go sleep.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:07 No.18199709
    Hey LG, there's an unsolved mystery:
    How did Nanoha break our timestop? You haven't answered yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:07 No.18199713
    There is no reason it would be unappealing to adults any more than any other idea.

    If done well it could be a great event same as all the rest

    I like the idea of Amazoness's birthday throwing a Amazon / Caveman party just so we can do things like the big anime meat on the bone things, she would love those
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)06:07 No.18199714
    Just might. And Kenji really is perfect for the hatter.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:08 No.18199725
    And what happened with Matsuri? We sort of forgot about her after she turned up at the ball
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:09 No.18199727
    The two best ideas are the London Mystery, and the Wonderland ones, as they both have a lot of potential for awesome, and are fully fleshed out.

    I don't really care for the Wonderland one, but that's more for personal reasons.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:10 No.18199740
    So, looks like WONDERLAND it is.

    Ideas for anything to do there besides play dress-up? We could do all kinds of small themed games, and there would be a queen's court, maybe a dragon would show up, and everyone who wanted to could fight it?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:12 No.18199753
    Split people into "crews" have them go around various rooms or "ports / planets" have them loot and pillage and try to steal each others loot.

    Winners are those with the most loot and get the Captains table for the night and a chest of loot ( random prize based on who wins )
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:13 No.18199763

    I have no idea man.

    Honestly, I think I'm going to have to skip the wonderland ark when it comes.

    When/If we went with the London thing I got a lot of cool ideas there, but I have nothing to contribute for the other one.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:14 No.18199772
    I personally hated the Strike Witches arc.
    And the bastardization of most characters.

    Still love to read the quest, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:14 No.18199776

    Skip the Wonderland arc?

    What happened, did the fucking Chesire cat molest you as a child?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:14 No.18199778
    well, i liked london mystery better too, but you saw >>18199669
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:16 No.18199783
    Hang about, most the good ideas I have had are spur of the moment anyway.

    Like Ted, that was a spur of the moment mostly joke that everyone loved and picked up and ran with
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)06:16 No.18199789
    >wonderland party
    >girls [and keima] can play the role of alice.
    >first one to clear the course wins

    >falmingo croquet minigame, tea party
    >bigass pool
    >shrinking and giant-ing experience care of sakura [she has the cards]
    >etc etc etc

    Matsuri is in negi's team
    She has command/information capabilities like keima
    Additional capability is encryption/decryption [lol two-sen yen]

    power of tween angst. and majaik
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:18 No.18199794

    Replace that with 'Mad Hatter' and 'My Sister' then you're pretty spot on.

    There's also the fact that two guys dressed like Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum mugged my Dad and his brother, putting my Uncle into a Coma that he never woke up from.

    That fucking carnival almost destroyed my whole family because of the sick fucks who worked there.

    But like I said, personal reasons, you guys have your fun. I'd just like to avoid thinking about that shit.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)06:18 No.18199799
    That's pretty much what I thought.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:19 No.18199809
    I wonder what vita will do next time we run into her?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:19 No.18199811

    Ok, holy shit, won't push you further bro.

    Might be better we did something else and/or you weren't here for that.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/04/12(Sun)06:19 No.18199814
    Yeah, that's pretty fucked up. Can't blame you for skipping that part, then.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:20 No.18199821
    Ouch seeya later on then man
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:22 No.18199836
    Be tsundere and eat all our food (growing girl my ass). That's about all she ever does when she's not hitting things with Graf Eisen.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)06:23 No.18199849
    well, it's not like the party is right next. theres still a full week of lessons to go through.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)06:24 No.18199851
    Heh yeah that seems to be about the two things she does I guess.

    Figured it might end up with us getting hit and pinballed through some trees or something though
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    well now i see where you're coming from
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/04/12(Sun)06:24 No.18199858
    new thread

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