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    1.05 MB Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)16:53 No.18204471  
    What do the chaos gods look like, do they have palaces on worlds in the eye of terror, or do they just exist as warp energy without physical manifestations?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)16:55 No.18204496
    Slaanesh looks different to everyone who views him/her/it, and Tzeentch can change his form at will, usually looks like a bird. I think Nurgle looks like an even bigger greater clean one but less sinister, and im not sure about Khorne.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)16:56 No.18204509
    Fluff in the Daemon Codex gives you a half decent idea.
    >> LaBambaMan 03/04/12(Sun)16:57 No.18204516
    >greater clean one
    Baths for the bath god?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)16:58 No.18204519
    Soap for the soap throne.
    >> sage sage 03/04/12(Sun)16:59 No.18204533

    >>literally dozens of books telling you exactly these things from GW over the years
    >>posts thread on /tg/

    Go ask your parents to spend some time with you, you sad lonely aspie fuck.
    >> LaBambaMan 03/04/12(Sun)16:59 No.18204537
    Bathshower 40k?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)17:02 No.18204552
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)17:04 No.18204583
    >So Isha what do you think about this?
    >Huh, seems like I bet on the wrong horse all this time. KU'GATH GET THE BRUSHES! WE GOT A LOT OF CATCHING UP TO DO!
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)17:09 No.18204632
    never change /tg/
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)17:12 No.18204660
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    >> LaBambaMan 03/04/12(Sun)17:15 No.18204682
    He's only worth the points if you give him Magic Eraser.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)17:15 No.18204683
    Chaos Gods do not have a physical form. But they do have physical forms.

    Chaos Gods are both the map AND the territory. Khorne exists both as a great warrior in blood drenched armour atop a pile of skulls. He is also a snarling wolf-faced daemon with 6 arms. And a twin-faced greco-roman figure armed with spear and shield. And a thousand other forms.
    These forms are all Khorne in his entirity, but Khorne exists beyond them. He is the very emotion of rage, the desire for vengence, to separate friend from foe, living from dead, mine from yours.
    As long as two sentient beings exist, rage will, and so Khorne is eternal, even though his forms may be destroyed, and rent asunder, and scattered to the winds of chaos.
    Khorne is an emotion, a spiritual direction. He is the choleric feeling in your blood.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)17:16 No.18204698
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    >What do the chaos gods look like
    Depends, they are beings of Chaos and thus are not consistent.

    >do they have palaces on worlds in the eye of terror
    Yes they do.

    >or do they just exist as warp energy without physical manifestations?
    They're this as well, at the same time.

    The Chaos Gods simply are. How they look like depends on which lens you are looking through. To an auger's sensor, they're dangerously high concentrations of warp energy in the Immaterium. To a Third Eye, they are a stream of allegory. To a psyker's sixth sense, they're horrid monstrosities come to consume them. To a physical eye they are strange, large creatures within their own bizarre realm (pic related is the Maze of Tzeentch, one such realm), although very few people actually walk into them.

    It isn't really right to call the Gods of Chaos four single beings, they have many aspects reflecting sub-categories of emotion and belief. Rather, you might think of them as four nations.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)17:20 No.18204729
    Does annihalation occur if a Great Unclean One and a Great Clean One come into contact?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)17:27 No.18204809
    Great Clean One and a Great Unclean One can never meet eye-to-eye - they will only attempt to destroy or corrupt what the other has touched.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:21 No.18205270
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    Here you go.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:26 No.18205314
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    That Tzeentch doesn't look anything like a bird.

    And aren't these from Warhammer Fantasy?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:28 No.18205326

    You better be fucking trolling you stupid cunt.
    >> James Joyce 03/04/12(Sun)18:29 No.18205334
    I never noticed how phallic Nurgle's symbol is in that picture until today.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:31 No.18205350
    He looks pretty sticky too.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:32 No.18205362
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    he's Tzeentch, he has many, many forms even compared to the other gots. This is how he's was portrayed in the first chaos rule book and it I think it was meant to be his favourite guise.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:33 No.18205369
    Tzeentch isn't a bird. Any more than he's a pink horror.

    Nurgle is the only one who's functionally just a larger version of his greater daemon (which in itself a greater version of nurglings... wheels within wheels).
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:34 No.18205387

    I've always assumed that's it's meant to represent him as a god of stagnation. Using the same design over and over rather than creating something new.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:35 No.18205392
    As a not-very-informed/new fan to Warhammer: I thought there were actually a few other Chaos Gods too- just none nearly as powerful or important as the main four.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:36 No.18205402
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:36 No.18205407
    Tzeentch's appearance, as described in Black Crusade:

    Images purported to depict Tzeentch are rare, and normally conflicting in their nature. Some show him as having the characteristics of birds or fish but most depict the Master of Magic as a long-armed, manlike fi gure with its face sunk low down between his shoulder blades. Huge, asymmetrically curving horns appear to spring from the fi gure’s shoulders. Those that claim to have witnessed the Changer of the Ways in their dreams say that his skin crawls with constantly changing faces leering and mocking the onlooker. As Tzeentch speaks, these faces sometimes echo what he says with subtle but important differences, or provide a commentary that throws doubt on the words spoken. They say that the fi rmament about the Architect of Fate is heavy with brooding magic. Languid coils of essence weave like thick smoke around its head, forming subtle patterns. The vagrant forms of people and places appear in the vapours as Tzeentch’s mercurial mind contemplates their fate.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:38 No.18205424
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    yep, same description as pictured in these posts >>18205362 >>18205270 and now this one too.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:39 No.18205437
    Yep. There are a few that pop up from time to time, like Necoho, the god of atheism, who becomes stronger the fewer people worship other gods. The most widely-known one is Malal, the god of destruction, who was caught in a copyright snarl several years back, and is sort-of still canon under the name Malice. He may or may not be in the Chaos Legions 'dex coming later this year.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:41 No.18205453
    Yeah, many are described as being "mixtures" of two other gods. Hashut being the SW to Khorne's South, and Tzeentch's West.

    Gods we know of:
    Kweethul (May be the Horned Rat)
    The Horned Rat (May be Kweethul)
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:41 No.18205454

    Everyone (ironicaly enough) remembers Necoho, nobody remembers Zuvassin. I even had to go look up his name.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:42 No.18205463

    Now you've lost me. Who are the last 3?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:44 No.18205473
    Minor deities that Chaos Marines honour by putting spiky bits on their armour.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:44 No.18205484
    You mean, like primarchs?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:45 No.18205486
    The gods of spikey bits.

    No seriously, the old fluff had them as the gods the Chaos Marines stuck spikes on their armour to honour. The names are the names of fantasy artists and authors.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:45 No.18205495
    Guess things aren't going to plan for Necoho...
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:45 No.18205497

    With the amount of spikes around I have to suspect if these 3 aren't the real greatest chaos gods and they just let the other 4 play at being big boys because conquering the universe isn't enough of a chalenge.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:46 No.18205502
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:46 No.18205506

    His fatal flaw was being too interesting.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:47 No.18205515
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    or if you like a little better looking slaneesh
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:49 No.18205539
    No, like daemons or gods.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:49 No.18205542
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:50 No.18205556
    Ugh, that comic just shows they don't get chaos.

    Especially Nurgle... that's probably the only place Nurgle is ever depicted as anything other than happy.
    He was probably smiling when Gork and Mork ate him. Since it's all part of life and despair.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:51 No.18205568

    I guess being a god and knowing your physical form isn't real anyway helps.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:54 No.18205594
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)18:59 No.18205654
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:07 No.18205743
    Pretty much, except when you pull out your dick to fap, she turns around and does the same.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:12 No.18205782
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    (hail nurgle... at least he cares)
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:14 No.18205807
    The Sanitation Marines are a truly horrible threat to face, always preceded by the horrible, wafting odor of a fresh meadow breeze under a Springtime sun. Their armor, immaculate and polished to an impossible sheen, make it difficult to draw a bead on them.

    The only signs they leave of their presence is a battelfield so clean, you could eat off of it. Many soldiers do, and fall prey to the Great Clean One's fresh lemon-scented corruption.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:18 No.18205835
    >She turns around and does the same
    But wouldn't she have a dick on her ass?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:19 No.18205841
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    clean this heretics!!
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:21 No.18205862
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    Hygiene is purity!

    Let the purgation begin!
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:22 No.18205864

    The truth is they were once Reasonable Marines who succumbed to severe OCD lurking in their geneseed.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:24 No.18205884
    Why is she wearing a diaper?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:25 No.18205901
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    Khorne sits ontop of a throne of all the skulls of all the dead and a lake filled with all the blood ever shed. He spends his time forging bigger and meaner weapons for his Bloodthirsters
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:26 No.18205905
    >can't unsee

    Oh you mother fucker... Fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:27 No.18205909
    Because Technomancer's fetishes suck.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:27 No.18205913
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    a view from the sanitation marines hideous(ly shiny and safe to be in) daemon world
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:28 No.18205915
    "Only kills 99.9% of germs?! HERESY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!"
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:28 No.18205916
    To protect herself from the stain of corruption, I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:30 No.18205934
    Do Gork and Mork has physical manifestations in the immaterium?
    I'm guessing they'd just be giant Orks.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:30 No.18205936
    i see what you did there
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:33 No.18205953
    the marines showing the ocd qualities are given a psych eval, and if needed a forced discharge because behavior like that is most unreasonable, they do however provide pension and free drinks at the reasonable marines vxw (veterans of xenos war) lodges, but by the time toe first check comes in its usually too late and the retiree will reject it as he can "feel the germs mocking screaming CORRUPTING! OH GOD THESE GERMS ARE KILLING THE EMPEROR! MUST PURGE ALL GERMS AND THEIR HOSTS!"
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:38 No.18205986
    Wait, are these marines loyalists or traitors in service to the great clean one?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:40 No.18205993

    The Sanitation Marines are a truly horrible threat to face, always preceded by the horrible, wafting odor of a fresh meadow breeze under a Springtime sun. Their armor, immaculate and polished to an impossible sheen, make it difficult to draw a bead on them.

    The only signs they leave of their presence is a battelfield so clean, you could eat off of it. Many soldiers do, and fall prey to the Great Clean One's fresh lemon-scented corruption."
    quite clean traitors of the highest magnitude.
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:41 No.18205999
    Seems to me like they could be a chaotic offshoot of the adeptus orthodontus that went TOO FAR. Kind of like The Emperor's Children.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:43 No.18206009
    Yes, they're called Gargants.

    Seriously, the Gargants are made to represent them, and are filled with Gork and Mork's power. And then go all stompy.

    Also the occasional wyrdboy summons their foot or eye to smash tanks and that kinda stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:43 No.18206011

    He's been sitting on the Golden Throne HOW LONG?! Oh no, that's way past the expiration date. Think of all the mold that must be growing in there! Must cleanse... must cleanse the... the Emperor... the dirty, unsanitary Emperor. FOR THE GREAT CLEAN ONE!

    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:43 No.18206014
    they serve the great clean one, also known as the billy of mays or the prince of palmolive, with their desire to clean everything to a smooth shine they are the most diabolical force the gritty and dark 41 millenium has to face yet
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:45 No.18206027
    Deep in the darkest parts of the galaxy, some say even their souls have been cleaned so thoroughly that they no longer exist.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:46 No.18206036

    And rather than relying on smoggy promethium-based fuels, their vehicles are powered by pure warp power (which has no carbon footprint). Their flamers, rather than shooting sooty flames, fire high-powered UV rays.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:47 No.18206041
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    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:48 No.18206057
    Hmm... like the Flawless Host.
    Obsessed with perfection.

    So, their daemonworld is clear perfection, light airy, sterile.
    Mutation, corruption, possession, all those are scorned by these Marines.
    Their skin is scrubbed raw by monowire-scourers, every blemmish is a mark of imperfection which must be cleansed.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:48 No.18206058
    oh gods, tell me this is getting put in 1d4chan
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:50 No.18206074
    this thread is already a candidate for the archives i can tell
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:51 No.18206091
    they use lasweapons mostly (no discharge or bolt casings or soot) also they will use a huge orbital lascannon mounted in their battle barge to sanitize a dropsite from orbit
    >problem solved... almost STILL CORRUPTED! CLEANSE!!! CLEAAAAAANSE
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:52 No.18206096
    Don't touch me, you filthmongers! I bet you scum haven't manicured your nails in months, have you?

    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:53 No.18206108
    In a twisted mirror of slaaneshi marines with permanent drug injectors, they carry dialysis machines to keep their blood clean of any pollutants.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:55 No.18206130
    Impacts from las weapons would still be scorched but I can see your point. I think a healthy variety of converted flamers spewing lye and other industrial cleaners would be in order.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:55 No.18206135
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:55 No.18206137

    Use of biological agents against these marines is a double-edged sword. On one hand: it will cause them great distraction, on the other: they may frenzy and inflict great destruction.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:57 No.18206160
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:58 No.18206166
    A varient of the melta as well, which reduces its victim to nothing but a cloud of atomised steam.
    And of course, the blinding white flash of purity.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:59 No.18206184
    smells like lemon
    (or bacon for the unsure)
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)19:59 No.18206190
    Actually, they do abuse drugs, constantly. It's just these drugs are antibiotics, antihystimines... it's theorised one of their geneseed mutations involves losing their amazing healing factor, which exacerbates their already obssessive cleaning.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)20:02 No.18206219
    they have bio weapons of their own, agent lye soll and the dreaded scrubbing bubbles foaming cleanser. formally used to clean the bases of the angry marines they were stolen from the mechanicus and are now used as weapons of germ destruction
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)20:02 No.18206221
    Right but that doesn't have to be injected, so why not do both?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)20:04 No.18206238
    Khorn is a massive armoured figure, covered in blood and burning with hatred. He sits upon a throne of skulls, which is Khorne as well, all in the middle of an ocean of blood, and that realm is Khorne also. Just trying to get across that Chaos Gods don't really do the single form thing. In fact, I'm not sure if they can even really physically incarnate. They're more...well, they're massive flows in the Warp wtih wills of their own.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)20:06 No.18206249
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    a rare image of the sun glinting off one of these foul heretics making planetfall
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)20:13 No.18206329
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    Stuck between fact and fiction, a story floats about depicting just how dangerous a daemon of the Great Clean One can be. It accounts how one of the creatures managed to splash a Commissar with the terrible chemical its kind is known to carry about in strange chalices decorated in their naitive tongue. The most steeled marines are chilled by the description of the Commissar being reduced to tears by how soft and downy his coat was made. They say the men under him were forced to save his soul by ending his life.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)20:32 No.18206496
    >SOAP FOR THE SOAP GOD!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Platyspy 03/04/12(Sun)20:38 No.18206557
    >> CDR Nonsense 03/04/12(Sun)20:42 No.18206601
    Anyone here have Billy Mays as a Space Marine?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)20:47 No.18206663
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)20:50 No.18206708
    Im glad I mispelled unclean now.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)20:50 No.18206709
    I've heard stories of their daemon world. They say the entire realm is beset by the soft tones of lounge jazz. It lulls even the most wary into dropping their guard.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)21:00 No.18206829
    The typo which launched a thousand lols.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)21:01 No.18206840
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    >> LaBambaMan 03/04/12(Sun)21:26 No.18207092
    And we thank you, sir.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)21:28 No.18207119
    one produced a strange container and all the heretics began to chant in a strange song "sc johnson, a family company" again and again. and then from the infernal device came a deluge of cleansing chemicals that purified our men and out vehicles. even our weapons. nothing was safe. my... my friends from cadia were the first ones hit. i knew them back in my hiver days, and suddenly... suddenly poof!! *sobs* oh god... the horror. the horror!
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)21:34 No.18207198
    forgive my friend there. he has been through a rough patch. we all have. we are the only survivors of our unit after the sudden attack. we thought we had them on the run at one point, but they opened up a warp portal and summoned one of their twisted daemon machines. as the clean-cultists sang "stanley steamer makes your home cleaner" the machine awoke, snorting steam and noxious foam everywhere. those where werent immediately consumed were liquidated and absorbed by the machines inexorable and slow advance and retreat, advance and retreat.the only thing that saved us was the sudden appearance of the world eaters. while the sanitary scum tried to wipe the blood off of kharn and his ilk, the world eaters lost sight of their initial targets and we got the chance to slip into our vehicles and make a tactical retreat. never thought id be happy to see a chaos force come in ya kn-*blam*
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)21:35 No.18207204

    This is a lot more awesome than his bird look.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)21:37 No.18207235
    The marine stopped on a small rise, and looked about him.

    The battlefield was spotless. The surviving vegetation had been carefully scrubbed, down to the last leaf. Te dirt had been washed away by sanitizer agent. All of the enemy guardsmen, one subdued, had been decontaminated and piled off to one side of the clearing. Cleanliness.

    The marine allowed himself one moment of relaxation.

    Suddenly, he tensed. Something was wrong. It a moment the source of this feeling manifested itself with a revolting squish as a plague marine emerged from around a boulder.

    The marine's hands quaked. The pure blood rushing through his veins suffered a burst of equally clean adrenaline. One of his eyes twitched.

    The marine gave into the frenzy, throwing himself at his foul counterpart with a bellow of rage, scrubber sword revving and oxyclean bolter coming up to fire.

    The two opposites met.
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    is this, an image of the container in question?! we must know. answer us!
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)21:50 No.18207410
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    what transpired next?
    notation that the computer code for input is henceforth for this posting "zamore thy"
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)21:53 No.18207471
    The plague marine looked about, startled by the sudden scream. He was met by a barrage of soap rounds to the face, which then detonated and released the secondary stage of filtered water. As the plague marine staggered back, stumbling, the cleanliness marine brought down his scrubber sword upon the disgusting marine's neck seal. Careful to minimize the residue that fell on him, the cleanliness marine began to chant his chapter's somewhat catchy battle cries.

    Soon, the plague marine lay incapacitated at the clean one's feet. The victorious marine looked with disgust at his grime- splattered sword and gauntlet.

    He would have them both burned later. No heresy of the germs must survive.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)22:00 No.18207553
    Question. Would the color scheme be pure, sparkling white, blue and white, or what?
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    id say a bright dazzling white with some grey where they scrubbed the first layer of ceramite off. that or bright dazzling white and brighter even more dazzling white
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    I hear they wear plaid with quilted quicker-picker-upper armor
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    hard to tell, in the dark they look like this, all sudzy and such, in the light they look like this >>18206249
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)22:13 No.18207698
    He's covered in the heretical demons of the great clean one
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)22:17 No.18207736
    the antithesis of the nurgling, the scrublet!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)22:17 No.18207737

    where do i get the full comic??
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)22:20 No.18207785
    naver change!? thats so unsanitary! imagine the filth that your body puts out daily! and you want it to remain on the same clothes and then put them back on so they can get MORE FILTHY!? CLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)22:22 No.18207811
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    mr. culexus on deviant art. he is the creator of much awesome, now back to clean marines
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)22:29 No.18207860
    oh fine, heres a link. you are looking for drannon the professional, although admittedly his other comics are also great. the only one that isnt 40k in some way is box the neutral, that being said, i think we may need to petition him to draw a clean marine. because why not?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)22:31 No.18207876
    this mean that they hate tzeench and khorne AND nurgle? their great clean one sure is a closeted little bugger
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)22:33 No.18207892
    The Ork world of Mukamuk was filthy. Blind to the Emperor's Purity. Chapter-Master Mundus gazed down on it in barely-controlled revulsion, his shining pate glinting in the harsh white lights of the bridge of the Battle-Barge 'Guilliame Maius'.

    "Gunnery Control, commence Purificatus", he ordered, smashing the immaculate red firing control. The battle-barge's brilliantly clean hull trembled as thousands of macro cannons opened fire, their shells bringing soapy death.

    Within three hours, Mukamuk was awash in a caustic mix of bleach and superheated soapy water, its turbid surface roiling from internal tremors as Scrubber shells polished its crust and mantle clean. After three days, the planet was a perfect sphere of compacted, polished stone, its uniform surface glinting in the sun.

    Mundus smiled to himself as the Battle-Barge pulled out of orbit. Another xenos world, cleaned to perfection. Such was the holy work of the Marines Immaculate.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)22:33 No.18207899
    >Dranon the Professional
    I think I am in love with this man.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)22:35 No.18207919
    So, uh, what's this bird-form look like? Never seen it.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)22:37 No.18207934
    Followers of the Great Clean One also constantly butt heads with Slaanesh worshippers. The Great Clean One advocates the use of extra thick condoms and highly potent spermicides while in a contained, disinfected area when engaging in carnality.

    Slaanesh thinks the mess is half of the fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)22:39 No.18207946
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    show him, he appreciates all the love
    >also, smile, your love is archived
    >as is my misspelling of the work i linked you to
    >must cleanse self in sacred soap
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)22:42 No.18207969
    1. Marines Immaculate? Sweet name.
    2. "The Emperor's purity"? I thought these guys were chaos-aligned.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)22:46 No.18208013
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)22:47 No.18208028
    yeah, chaos corrupted reasonable marines or adeptus orthodontus. at least that seems to be the consensus, but ill let it slide because that story was pretty cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)22:51 No.18208072
    The Marines Immaculate/Sanitation Marines were started by fallen Reasonable Marines who gave into OCD, that much has been established

    How did the Great Clean One come into creation though? Was he spawned by the univere's very revulsion of Nurgle?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)22:52 No.18208076
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    Some people seem to have misunderstood. The Great Clean One is, in fact, a chaos deity and his followers are all heretics to the end. They view the Imperium and its moldy corpse of an emperor, the polluted and disorganized hives, and smoke belching weapons of war with contempt. If the pre-existing chaos gods represent violence, pleasure, change, and pestilence - the Great Clean One represents obsession with purity to the point of stagnation (if the universe entropies, everything stops, nothing gets dirty, and everything is forever more held in exactly the right place) and that in-itself is a form of chaos.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)22:59 No.18208153
    no, by mixing ammonia, citric acid, comet, bleach and a type of naturally occurring acid (naturally occurring on worlds other than holy terra), to swab the decks of a ship during a warp storm, the fumes forming a mighty cloud of clean that peeled the very flesh from the bones of any caught in its way he gained sentience very quickly by virtue of the revolting nature of nurgle (and the detritus left behind by other chaos followers no less)
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)23:11 No.18208284
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    >mfw somebody makes a fairly decent analysis out of a warband based on a typo
    >> LaBambaMan 03/04/12(Sun)23:19 No.18208411
    Are you really surprised?
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)23:22 No.18208446
    honestly no. this IS /tg/ after all.
    and i love all of you
    most of you
    some... some of you
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)23:28 No.18208518
    i just never get to use that reaction face ya know. and also it was a thinly veiled bump on the thread
    >implying it needed a bump
    >implying implications
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 03/04/12(Sun)23:42 No.18208696
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    >MFW this thread
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)23:50 No.18208780
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    If you guys will forgive my autism, I drew up an (I think) interesting matrix to represent the relationships between the Chaos gods that can give us some interesting options.

    It works like a 3-dimensional diagram with the "y" plane representing what each god is doing, "x" is how they do it, and "z" is in which extreme they do it.

    For "x", Khorne and Slaanesh oppose because it is inward versus outward expression from the followers. Every act for Khorne is war in Khorne's glory, while Slaanesh passively feeds off people feeding their own vices. Tzeentch and Nurgle oppose because of the Change-versus-Order dichotomy.

    "y" is how they do it. Khorne is action versus Tzeentch's thought; likewise, Slaanesh is avarice and Nurgle is complacency.

    "z" is our new ballpark - the intensity thereof. Our first contribution is an opponent to order-by-decay: order-by-purification. Now we have a whole new plane to play with.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)23:52 No.18208810
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    I was paid by a furfag to draw an Androgenous Slaanesh.

    So this is what I have so far.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)23:53 No.18208815
    it is a gift from the dark gods. rejoice and join in the dance of blessed purification!
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)23:55 No.18208841
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    After many weeks of travel, the Arcadian 118th infantry and 356th armored regiments emerged from the warp to descend upon the Imperium world of Freyr VIII. Not more than a month ago, they had received an Astropathic distress call from the planet's capital claiming that its PDF was being utterly decimated by blindingly illuminated figures who claimed to be serving "the Great Clean One". As the naval force carrying the regiments emerged from the warp however, it immediately became apparent that something was amiss. Where Freyr VIII was supposedly located upon the star map, there was only a bright rock, devoid of all life or any other outstanding features. Even the atmosphere had been blown away from the planet. A small detachment from the 118th was sent planetside to scout out the capital and see if there were any survivors. Upon landing, the soldiers came out to a horrific site. A sea of chrome appeared before them. The land in its entirety was scrubbed clean of any life or personality even though it had a fresh lemon scent. Everything that had once lived now lie dead, never to decay. Never to fall prey to the multitudes of bacteria once present on this world.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)23:55 No.18208843
    i love everything you said, did and can i have your babies? (note, has no uterus, will let fetus gestate in box tho)
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)23:58 No.18208874
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    >Slaanesh is The Joeyberry
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)23:58 No.18208880
    As the detachment moved into the city, they came upon an even more horrific site. Much like the plant life all over the rest of the planet, its citizens lay in a similar state. They had become chrome statues, forever a testament to their former lives lost in this great conflict. It became apparent that nothing could be done for this world after the first few hours of scouting and the detachment returned to their ship, not bloodied and bruised like normal, but disheartened all the same. Before the final private boarded the vessel, he took one last look over the expansive landscape before him and mutter to himself "Not even the Emperor's light can pierce this shell of cleanliness. May he help us all."

    This is the destruction that the Sanitation Marines seek to bring upon the entire world and if they are not stopped, many more worlds of the Imperium will fall in the same way. Remember friends, the Emperor protects.
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)23:59 No.18208885
    >"z" is our new ballpark - the intensity thereof.
    Dear god

    We can create three more new Chaos Gods
    >> Anonymous 03/04/12(Sun)23:59 No.18208887
    Slaanesh is excess, not just pleasure. And wouldent the heat death of the universe result in the ultimate stagnation? As in, nurgle wins?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)00:13 No.18209064
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    oh gosh~ our children shall be the Chaos gods of Armchair generals, freaky prudes, and the serendipitously-blessed -- by my estimation
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)00:24 No.18209217
    I would think more the gods of diplomacy, freaky prudes, truth and unearned knowledge
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)00:35 No.18209355
    If Nurgle is stagnation through decay and the Great Clean One is stagnation through purification, then would Khorne's opposite exemplify suffering through continued existence? Its followers undying, but vulnerable beings who could be disemboweled and live on wracked with hunger that could never again be satiated? Its demons stitched together out of tortured souls commanding bodies cobbled together out of the detritus and cast off bits of the living?
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 03/05/12(Mon)00:39 No.18209397
    So, the Marker from Dead Space?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)00:40 No.18209412
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    There are many possibilities, and we roamers of the Great Teej shall find them together.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)00:46 No.18209481

    I saw Khorne as caring about conflict over suffering. Slaanesh cares if it hurts, Khorne just likes killing. I saw Khorne as physical conflict; is his opposition conflict of ideas? The belief you must always have an ideological villain to devote your life to fighting -- leaving behind the nihlism of Khornate devotion?
    >> arcanemidget 03/05/12(Mon)00:53 No.18209563
    The origin of these marines are clouded in febreeze and myth, it is said that there was a secret 21st primarch “Billy of Mays” that the mighty Emperor tried to hide due to massive corruption in the gene-seed but it was far too late.
    During the Great Crusade while the rest of the marines were reunited with their great primarchs there was one legion that was not, the Great Clean Ones travelled and travelled looking for their primarch whom they assumed would be just like them. The OCD, extreme germ phobic marines cleansed the filth that was the universe one planet at a time. With their modified boltguns that now shoot a huge blast of foam that they called “scrubbing bubbles” and their massive maces that look oddly similar to ancient mouth cleaning devices now dubbed “ Oral-B’s” they go about their duties of cleanliness.

    Then one day while their fleet was looking for filth to purge they stumbled across a planet, to the IoM it was called ly-sol 3, but the Sanitation marines knew this was their home, upon planet fall they are greeted by the cleanest people they have ever met, not an inpurity in sight nor a smear of dirt on the entire planet.

    The clean peoples of ly-sol 3 brought them to their king a great bearded man of impeccable health and cleanliness. The marines knew immediately who this was, THE GREAT CLEAN ONE HIMSELF!!!! Billy of Mays! Throughout the entire legion their warcry was bellowed at the top of their lungs! SCRUBBING BUBBLES FOR THE EMPOROR! CLEANLINESS FOR THE CLEAN THRONE!
    >> Radical-Ordo-Xenos 03/05/12(Mon)02:14 No.18210300
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    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)03:26 No.18210891
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    Sometimes I love you /tg/
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:04 No.18212565
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    When you see figures that have only been primed white - know that they are actually of the Marines Immaculate
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:05 No.18212573
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    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:13 No.18212627

    >Billy of Mays!

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:18 No.18212654
    I love you /tg/. Stay classy
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:29 No.18212716
    the... chaos god of moderation? That'd have to be like, straw man moderation/balance.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:32 No.18212734
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:33 No.18212737
    no, khrone's intensity opposite is a chaos god of concession, of ALWAYS backing down. On their own, they would never fight, but it's rare to see a chaos warband that doesn't include a few of them presses into service. It's a god of the enslaved, a god who looks upon the downtrodden and whispers in their ear...

    "know your place."
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:41 No.18212792
    Which suggests Malice.
    He opposes everything, so is the perfect balance of moderation to all the other gods.

    Necoho would be the opposition of Tzeentch. No plans, no scheming... he gets power from those not beliving him, and so plots for no cults, tries not to gain prominance, as that would make him less powerful.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:54 No.18212871
    and yet they both Mirror the intent-opposite basically as much as they are opposite. It's surprisingly elegant
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:09 No.18212962
    That'd be Malal. Except while as a god he's powerful, he has literally no influence outside the immaterium due to his creed. Since he hates chaos, his followers just kill each other then hunt other heretics.

    I'd imagine one gibbering cultist running at a khornate warband alone screaming something in malal's name, with pieces of his fellow cultists on him.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:13 No.18212984
    Malal is basicly the 5th Beetle. He was kicked out of the band before they made it big.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:28 No.18213081
    Actually Malal/Malice does have his champions, his daemons, his warbands.

    They know they must eventually destroy one another, but for now, they must purge the universe of other forms of chaos.

    It's like Khorne, as a god of bloodshed, his followers should logically kill each other, and they will sometimes, but often they focus their rage outwards, to further the Blood God's aims.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:39 No.18213167
    The reasonable marine looked at his dwelling. It was spotless, pure. In the days since his discharge he finally had the time to get some cleaning done, cleaning that was desperately needed. He let out a sigh of relaxation and went to get some mordian iron brew from the fridge. As he crossed the room to the kitchen he noticed an open window, a window that had a single dust molecule floating through it and into his house. He stood, paralyzed in fear as the hell spawned mite hung aloft over his spotless abode, and then it landed gently on his drinking glass. he stood in silence gaping at the thing, wondering why he was afraid of a pathetic dust mite when he had fought against the FILTHY orks and the vomitious tyranids. A voice sounded, interrupting his reverie "ARE YOU TIRED OF GERMS WORMS DIRT AND FILTH!? WELL PLEDGE YOUR SOUL TO ME AND SAY GOODBYE TO DECAY FOREVER! BUT WAIT THERES MORE! PLEDGE IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES AND YOULL GET GIFTS OF THE CLEAN ONE ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! PLEDGE NOW" as the ringing echo of the voice died out, the marine looked to his armor and devotional image of the emperor. He knew what he had to do. after he cleaned his armor and straightened the picture that it. He leaned back and let out a loud war cry "BLEACH FOR THE BLEACH GOD! SUDS FOR THE SUD THRONE"
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:41 No.18213186
    I love the image of the Great Clean One recruiting his thralls/worshippers/minions with advertising slogans.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:46 No.18213210
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    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:49 No.18213230
    he prefers to call them "mades" im told. nobody knows quite what he means, but emperor help you if you find a cleanon prince!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:41 No.18213559
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:00 No.18213694
    >They hide in sticky rollers, We shall take away their sticky rollers.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:34 No.18214295
    the cleandex immaculatus calls this scent spring rain
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)12:48 No.18214863
    The crackling of the vox woke up the heretic lord. Rolling out of his perfectly tailored bedsheets he gestured to his polished servitors and they began to completely clean the entire chamber. He grabbed his orthodontal cleansing rod and ocular liquidrops and began the morning ritual. ten times on all sides. His face, once normal but now raw and red from years of consistent scrubbing gazed back at him from the mirror. He would have the apothicleanery attach more pure skin soon. He simply could not have a face that was as tore apart as that of a nurglite. With his gloves on (as ever) he began to inspect his armor for blemishes, marks that would single him out as unclean. satisfied that the armor was sufficiently pure he slowly donned it, preparing it in bleach and incantations of cleanliness the entire time. he then made his way to the bridge of the shining ship. he arrived on the immaculate bridge as the men were beginning one of their hourly scouring rituals. he breathed in good pure air and turned to his aide. the aide, wordlessly pointed at a viewscreen showing the forge world bubos IX. "forge worlds" the bright lord growled "a stain on the galaxy and an abomination to the clean one. their pollutants and sooty factorums must be cleansed lest they push forth their filth onto the entire galaxy. how soon till arrival?" the navbot replied with "eta of exactly 10 minutes sir" the lord again took a deep breath of fresh scented air and said "good. prepare the instruments of purification"
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)12:49 No.18214872
    the men scrambled to the lower bays. all around the ship soft jazz sounded, the soothing tones of the cleanest. The vessel emerged from the warp in a jolt of dazzling energy above the forge world. from belowdecks the cry came over the vox "the weapon is ready my lord... FOR THE BLEACH GOD" "for the bleach god" came the reply. the lord moved his vessel into position. it had to be perfect. just the right alignment. just the perfect order. no mistakes could be made. nary a single blemish could escape. from the commscanners came an alarm, the forge world PDF had seen the glittering vessel and had launched interceptor frigates. the lord laughed a crisp clean laugh and ordered the gunners "fire lye cannons. let us clean these scum" the cannons blasted forth in a blaze of light and the frigates shuddered at the impact. the report from the cannons came again, and a third time. at the third blast the PDF cruisers broke apart, their hulls unable to stand the consistent barrage of purity washing over them. the cannons fired twice more. satisfied that the ship was now in prime position he calmly strode over to the command chair and sat down in its squeaky clean cushion. he got on the vox and said "IMMACULATE MARINES! once, we were servants to a disgusting dying emperor and his putrescent filth of an empire, now we serve one greater. one who will not let the rank disease continue. this day we show our devotion! this day we rain clean death upon the servants of the maggot king! this day we cleanse!" and at that he pressed the button.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)12:50 No.18214875
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    the ship power dimmed as a concentrated UV beam struck the forge world, purging it of all life, germs, filth and atmosphere. the planet, now evaporated into chunks of pure rock and chrome flung itself apart as the servants of the great clean one sang in exultation of their service to the bright god. the lord ordered the astro techs to find another target and make all haste to getting there. one world cleansed, millions left
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)13:02 No.18214971
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    I love you fa/tg/uys. so much
    >pic related
    >its me smiling
    >the mask is for added purity
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)14:13 No.18215632
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)14:39 No.18215840
    Goddamn, /tg/ this is why you are my favorite board.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)15:23 No.18216347
    archive this ploz
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)15:44 No.18216637
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    motherfucking archived in 2 emperordamned spots!
    bitches all we need to do is get the best parts on 1d4chan and we will have won the internet
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)16:12 No.18216956
    >In a twisted mirror of slaaneshi marines with permanent drug injectors, they carry dialysis machines to keep their blood clean of any pollutants.

    Take it a step further. Their dialysis machines clean the pollutants from their blood so efficiently, that they're left with a highly caustic disinfectant running through their veins.

    Thus comes about the birth of the Fresh Breath Platoon.

    A favored modification of former Adeptus Orthodontus, the blood-cleaning devices utilized by most Marines Immaculate can be rigged with their armor in such a way as to allow them to expel their inner purity in spray form.

    Like walking aersol cans, the Fresh Breath Platoon roam the battlefield releasing jets of minty death through the breathing receptacles of their helmets. Victims are left peeled to the bone and protected against the gum disease known as gingivitis.

    A recent upgrade has given them a fluoride additive for extra tartar control and cavity prevention.
    >> El_Nazgir 03/05/12(Mon)16:15 No.18216980
    Those are the specialists in the blood cleaning thing, but I'd make every single of their marines' blood eat away all the dust and filth where it hits a surface.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)16:28 No.18217102
    Drawfags! We need drawfags to give these cleansing crusaders of chaos form!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)16:31 No.18217142
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    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)16:42 No.18217245
    >must clean
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)16:43 No.18217257
    i like. its almost like a special attack from a psyker. only those with the special genes of cleanliness can be given this extraordinary gift.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)17:35 No.18217738
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)17:58 No.18217998
    bump for drawfags
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)18:02 No.18218036
    this thread's still alive? How it it not on 1d4chan?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)18:05 No.18218060
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    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)18:06 No.18218075
    You could make a page yourself you know.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)18:07 No.18218083
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)18:08 No.18218087
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    go on...
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)18:09 No.18218102
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    enlighten me
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)18:29 No.18218311
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    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)18:43 No.18218440
    Make account
    Search for Sanitation Marines
    Click create page
    Write article
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)18:44 No.18218454


    Although it don't got much at this point.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)18:51 No.18218514
    its a start. added supplications to the moderator spirits that lurk the site to aid us. also. this counts as a request for help on /tg/ right? damn right
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:00 No.18218621
    I've added the stories in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:05 No.18218657
    you missed a bit from the duel, but i got it.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:06 No.18218668
    ok, we have a frame. now time to get to brass tacks and make it worthy, weapons, all that stuff. we cant miss any badassery
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:11 No.18218727
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    so far so good.
    we have victored over the internet this day and forevermore
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:15 No.18218769
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:18 No.18218797
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:24 No.18218843
    This anon here. Making it up to you guys for screwing up the alignment earlier. Also,
    >That feel when people adopted your name idea.

    Deep within his chrome shell, Mundus the Untarnishable stirred. Ancient systems whirring to life, the dreadnought stood, sunlight glinting menacingly off the pristine corrupt symbols adorning his armour. He remembered a drop- shuddering in disgust at the thought of what reentry would do to the perfect shell of his drop pod- and then blackness. He gazed about, seeing only filth and the carnage of war. Had his brothers betrayed him? Abandoned the Untarnished to strike out on their own path? Impossible.

    Then he saw the bodies, a mechanical roar of fury tearing through him. The servants of the False Emperor had broken the gloriy of the Great Clean One, leaving the bodies of his pure brothers dirtied and torn. He knew the culprit. Another dreadnought. And it bore the regalia of... Inductor. The so-called 'Reasonable Marines', who dirited themselves, daubing their armour in filth and abasing themselves before the Corpse on the Filthy Throne.

    He screamed his hatred to the heavens, the chain-scrubber on his left fist singing with his anger. The other dreadnought lumbered towards him, its assault cannon spitting unclean shells that left unforgiveable scorch marks on his hull. He charged, with a roar.

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:25 No.18218849
    The Purity Injector on his left side spat and hissed, spraying a caustic curtain of cleansers and abrasive dust. The scrubbing cloud tore into the Loyalist dreadnought, wiping away its foul insignia and reducing its assault cannon to a shining lump of ultraclean metal. Then he was upon his enemy, chain-scrubber grappling with powerfist as the two war engines crashed together. Over the roar of machinery, the Inductor spoke in reasonable tones from vox-casters laden with filth.

    "Surely we can negotiate a peaceful ceasefire?"


    He surged forwards, driving the chain-scrubber directly into the center of the enemy Dreadnought's sarcophagus. There was a crunch as its deep-cleaning power-bristles tore through adamantium, then a squelch as they reached the body within. The Inductor collapsed, soap and lye leaking from every joint in its broken hull.

    By the time the Knights Inductor arrived on the scene, the drop zone was a perfect circle of shining, polished rock. The remains of Ancient Marius were nothing more than a lump of well-scoured chrome.

    The traitorous Marines Immaculate had struck again.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:26 No.18218858
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    This thread survives?

    /tg/ is best board.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:30 No.18218894
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    MORE EDITING DONE! I daresay we may have an actual page cropping up old bean(s)
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:31 No.18218903
    anon. i love you. *single tear* i... love... you
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:33 No.18218921
    added to the stories.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:34 No.18218927
    Bless you, wikianon.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:38 No.18218964
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    no. bless you writefaggot. bless you.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:42 No.18219001
    Mechanicus report on the Hydrojet Chimera incoming.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:43 No.18219013
    It seems that the more marines there are, the more zealous they get (the duel vs. Freyr VIII).

    Or perhaps it's just me.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:50 No.18219072
    the nastier the mess the more people they need to clean, the more people they need to clean, the more the need to clean themselves and others grows, the more the desire to clean themselves and others grows the more revolted they get, the more revolted they get the more zealous they get
    >thats why
    >> More writing! Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:51 No.18219086
    Ave Omnissiah.

    Magos, I am sending you this report without the usual formalities because I have just borne witness to the terrible tech-heresies of the so-called Marines Immaculate. These traitorous Chaos-worshippers have been cutting a swatch through most of the Segmentum, althought they have been kept away from most major Imperial worlds. Until now. Bubos IX has fallen. I was assigned to Bubos IX.I, a minor moon which the worshippers of the 'Great Clean One' apparently decided to take via conventional means. While we were able to repel the invaders with the help of the Knights Inductor, we nonetheless saw heavy combat with an Immaculate armoured spearhead.

    Magos, they have gone far beyond the corruptions of usual Chaos marines. They have taken from us one of the greatest of the Omnissiah's holy designs- the Chimera. I was fortunate to be able to inspect the ruins of one of these corrupted vehicles after it was destroyed by our Skitarii, and what I found concenrs me greatly. The outer shell of the machine is mostly untainted- it is normally scrubbed to a blinding polish, apparently fitted with dirt-dissolving powerfield technology as we use for maintaining Titans. All holy symbols have been replaced with the foul iconography of the Great Clean One. The exhaust ports have been brutally removed.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:52 No.18219091
    It is the inside... Omnissiah protect me from the horrors I have seen. They gutted it, replacing the engine with some sort of clean-burning Chaos engine. Thankfully, the Skitarii prudently annihilated this first. The rest of the vehicle is simply one gigantic tank of boiling water and caustic cleaning products, in which the Marine pilot sits, floating in his own corruption. All the external weapons ports have been replaced by high-pressure pumps, which spray this heretically pure liquid over prodigious distances. The vehicle proved capable of scrubbing away even the most stalwart of the Inductors. I have given this technological abortion the tentative name of 'Hydrojet Chimera', although the one I discovered bore the legend "Fist of Ly-S.ol"

    Magos, I have also heard rumors that the Marines Immaculate have been seen using Dreadnoughts and Terminator armour. I fear for us all.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:56 No.18219141
    added as well
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:57 No.18219157
    "Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It is above it."

    - Oxiclenus, Sergeant of the Clean Ones
    >> CDR Nonsense 03/05/12(Mon)19:59 No.18219170
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    This thread is still alive?

    SWEET JESUS, /tg/ is now the best image board hands down
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)19:59 No.18219172
    That is an excellent quote and you should feel good for having made it. I will be sorely disappointed if that isn't one of the main quotes associated with this Legion.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:00 No.18219182
    well done. saved
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:03 No.18219205
    I moved that particular quote to the top of the page, if you don't mind. Seems better there.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:03 No.18219211
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    ikr?! triple archived and over a day old AND still alive
    >mfw i was there for the beginning of it all
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:04 No.18219223
    mind?! not at all! I agree with you greatly good sir.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:12 No.18219312

    Well we should probably change it to "Oxiclenus, Sergeant of Marines Immaculate", but I'm bored right now and can't bother it.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:13 No.18219326
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:18 No.18219363
    What category do the Marines Immaculate fall under on 1d4chan? /tg/ made space marines?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:24 No.18219422
    >That feel when you mispell something and it becomes a new daemon and inspires a chapter.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:25 No.18219439
    I don't think the page has been categorized, and I don't know how to do so.

    Welcome to the best board on 4chan, friend.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:27 No.18219463
    Your spelling error was the birth cry of a new, moderately powerful Chaos God.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:31 No.18219512
    the typo that burned a thousand worlds
    the misspelling that opened the floodgates of the warp
    the error that created the best thread in 2 millenium
    welcome to /tg/ welcome to heaven
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:37 No.18219604
    "and for generations, millions of fa/tg/uys would claim they were the misspeller, all seeking to curry some favor and glory in this brave new world, a cleaner, more sanitary world. there there never has been and may never will be consensus on the true persona of the misspeller, i like to think he is silently lurking, watching over us with a smile and edging all of our shit threads somewhere awesome. bless you misspeller. bless you"
    >captcha: officers wisdom
    >indeed it is
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:49 No.18219747
    any other writefaggotry? anything?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:52 No.18219794
    Sorry, I'm busy with other things. If there's a second thread, though...
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:55 No.18219831
    hey no problems. your contributions to the cause have earned you a medal. shiny and new. take a well deserved break my friend. i shall await to see if any others wish to fill the void. drawfags also welcome
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:00 No.18219890
    This is literally the 2 best days in my whole life.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:07 No.18219980
    YEAH fuck my wedding and the birth of my son! THESE TWO FUCKING DAYS!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:11 No.18220030
    This is great but what's the name of the Great Clean One? Hygeus, perhaps?

    Also, it seems like they would be kind of bro-ish with Slaanesh what with the shared obsession with perfection. I'm so proud of you, /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:15 No.18220076

    Love hate maybe. Sure they get along when it comes to the pursuit of perfection, but if you'd only seen some of the unsanitary things they get up to at Slaanesh's pleasure palace...
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:18 No.18220098
    "Followers of the Great Clean One also constantly butt heads with Slaanesh worshippers. The Great Clean One advocates the use of extra thick condoms and highly potent spermicides while in a contained, disinfected area when engaging in carnality.

    Slaanesh thinks the mess is half of the fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:24 No.18220168
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    >implying sex should take place
    >implying reproduction shouldn't be handled by pure, thrice-disinfected machines
    And don't even get me started on just how FILTHY FILTHY DISGUSTING live birth is.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:41 No.18220355
    implying implications
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:07 No.18220662
    i love that the thread creating a concept has lasted long enough to see the first argument of "youre wrong and this way is the more correct way... pro skub" argument. im almost proud.
    >little thread is all growsed up
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:26 No.18220900
    hygeus. good but too high gothic. think... think... sláinteachas or gigiyena or iġjene (gaelic, azerbajani and maltese)
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:56 No.18221216
    Iġjene (pronounced Ig-jeh-ne for the same reason that it's Korn and not *throat clearing*orne) sounds like a suitably Chaos-y name.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:58 No.18221250
    >mfw this god is actually worshipped 300 years from now
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:02 No.18221292
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    wiki'd up is this name
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:36 No.18221654
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)06:55 No.18225468
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)07:16 No.18225604
    We need more of this stuff
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)07:18 No.18225615
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)07:19 No.18225623
    40k rawx
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)07:19 No.18225629
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)07:20 No.18225642
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)07:22 No.18225655
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)07:41 No.18225778
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    Nurgle's symbol is an erect penis and balls.

    This isn't getting enough attention.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)08:26 No.18226156
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)08:29 No.18226184
    So Nurgle already won in Warhammer 40k.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)10:48 No.18227209
    I looked for the Latin for clean
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)10:56 No.18227273
    This is as good a place as any, I suppose.
    I've been wondering about something /tg/;
    Are there official adjectives for each god? Like, Khornite, Slaaneshi, things like that?
    I hear Khornite everywhere, so I figure that's official, but what do you call something belonging to Tzeentch or Nurgle? Tzeentchian? Nurglic?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)11:06 No.18227353
    Khornate, Slaaneshi, Tzeentchian, Nurglite.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)11:07 No.18227365
    Iġjenite as well. for the great clean one!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)11:09 No.18227373
    very high gothic of you
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)11:11 No.18227391
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    not yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)13:07 No.18228207
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    >A misspelling creates a new chaos God
    >> CDR Nonsense 03/06/12(Tue)14:55 No.18229212
    This thread will live on forever
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)17:06 No.18230636
    And ever
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)17:20 No.18230796
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    Can we have more chaos pics here? Especially from these series.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)18:25 No.18231620
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:02 No.18232575
    This thread shall not die this day.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:05 No.18232613
    For the greater clean one.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:15 No.18232702
    Pure white armor is the armor of the paranoid marines, just saying.

    Oh, hold on someone's knockinaoisbghwIUGHVJIUKbCVVIHKJWVfqUOIHYQwfvO9HFW.-ÑvBF
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:16 No.18232709
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    Nothing happened here, understood?

    absolutely nothing.

    fucking traitors everywhere.
    >> CDR Nonsense 03/06/12(Tue)22:37 No.18234522
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    But we saw that took brother Anon away
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:28 No.18235205
    If they don't have a Venerable Dreadnought named Barrius Scottarion who fires dirty pennies at of his enemies coated in a special solution that activates upon contact with bacteria to create a huge explosion that not only cleans the penny to an almost unnatural shrine and lustre but also leaves the delightful smell of summer breeze then I just don't want to live on this planet anymore.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:33 No.18235257
    >just got out of the shower
    >find this thread

    also what does Isha look like?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:44 No.18235433
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    they do now.
    >mfw this thread is over 48 hours old and still living
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:46 No.18235458
    hey. anybody feel like editing the 1d4chan page on it? i simply. obsessively cant be bothered
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:50 No.18235499

    cillitus pattern dreadnaught
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:59 No.18235618
    Barrius Scottarion, Marines Immaculate Cillitus pattern dreadnought. One of the original marines to fall to the worship of the great clean one, he is a tterly devoid of pity or mercy for those who do not strive for cleanliness in all things. Inscribed upon his sarcophagus are his final words before being interred "Clean as a whistle, sharp as a chainsword". Some say he has endured and kept his sanity for so long simply because he will not allow his mind to slip until he has personally scrubbed down the false emperor in lemon pledge until he can see his own battered form in the now immaculate golden throne.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:02 No.18235668
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    meester Scottarion, we no have lemon pledge
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:08 No.18235746
    Then he shall make pennies from your bones!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:12 No.18235790
    seems unsanitary. why not a good old fashioned caustic bleach bath.
    >cleans the nasty flesh right off
    >leaves you with a nice pure smell
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:21 No.18235918
    I love the thought of a dreadnought bathing someone. And of course the bones would be thrice blessed and cleansed in the name of the great clean one before being crafted in to pennies loaded in to the shrapnel cannon to purge the unclean.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:27 No.18236005
    pledge fist and underslung oxybolter with autopenny arm and purity injectors shoulder mounted
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:28 No.18236017
    all thrice blessed of course
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:44 No.18236226
    The Marines Immaculate don't wear pure white armor, but armor so polished, it looks like >>18206249 in even the dimmest of light

    Rumors say that the weak-willed are driven mad when they gaze upon a Marine Immaculate's spotless armor, forced to confront the full brunt of their own filth in the armor's reflective sheen. Others say that the shine alone will reduce a man to ash if he's not properly protected.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:54 No.18236358
    you mustnt forget
    they are not tomb sealed after all. (that would allow all the dead skin to build up. very unclean indeed)
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:29 No.18239440
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    do not go gently into that good night
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:32 No.18239455
    Make a new chaos thread. Let your thread die OP.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:42 No.18239537
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    agreed. it led a good life. but now its time to let go. there is nothing else to contriboot, otherwise it would have been done. like all epic threads it finishes its life not with a bang but a whimper, this is the way the world ends op.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:55 No.18239632

    But we need more drawfaggotry.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)07:58 No.18239653
    Then bump one or both drawthreads that are still alive.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)08:03 No.18239687
    or draw your own.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:17 No.18241208
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    Hey guardsman dave? what was awesome while it lasted and now is slowly rotting whilst its feeble followers try to resurrect and otherwise venerate it?
    >mmm i dont know. the emperor?
    good guess dave! but youre wrong! its this thread!!
    *peals of laughter*
    >> noko Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:27 No.18241286
    For the love of the chaos gods has this thread been screen capped?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)11:28 No.18241296
    archived here here and here



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