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    432 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Dorf Fudgetress Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)06:19 No.18212280  
    Majaik, elegance, and an angry teaset. We have it all.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    The five of you arrive at the dorms and quickly make your way to Shirou's room.
    After a few unanswered knocks you open the door.

    In the middle of the gargantuan space is a huge castle of fudge.
    Instead of the small cave of fudge you saw back then, you find yourselves staring in at a colossal cavern.

    A moat filled with chocolate cuts the doorway off from the the rest of the place, a raised drawbridge on the other side.
    Thick walls and tall towers stand over a large heavy looking door that seems to be made of gingerbread.

    Shirou is somewhere inside this fortress of sugar.
    And you must find him.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:19 No.18212283

    yay it's time!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)06:23 No.18212303
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    With you are four others.
    Gai, ally of justice, the KamenRider.
    Kenji, conspiracy theorist/ vagina hater.
    Sousuke, Gun expert, clueless as a brick
    Touma, A certain spikey haired youth.

    The five of you prepare to assault Shirou's stronghold of sweets.

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:24 No.18212306
    If Shirou has made a fortress does that mean dorfs have been migrating into it?

    Will we see alcoholic fudge and chocolate that the dorfs would need to survive?

    Find out.... Right now in fact
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:25 No.18212312
    Saucer over the moat and drop the drawbridge
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:25 No.18212316

    strike for fudge dig deep!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:26 No.18212321
    "Guys, any suggestions on storming the castle?"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)06:27 No.18212328




    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:28 No.18212331
    Tell Sousuke to cover us as we fly over the moat and over the walls on a saucer to find the gate controls and lower the drawbridge.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:28 No.18212336
    >Bonta squad.
    All of my yes
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:29 No.18212338
    rolled 4 = 4

    My vote is that we knock.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:32 No.18212357
    Remember not rolling when it is not called for?
    That's the sort of thing that gets us impaled on a fudge spear trap or trapped in a molten chocolate death pool
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)06:33 No.18212362
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    You take out a saucer and prepare to fly over the moat.
    "Sousuke, Cover me."
    He nods and takes out a SAW.

    You fly. On the other side you find the capstan attached to the chain that held the bridge up.

    [ ]Turn left
    [ ]turn right
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:34 No.18212368
    I think we should ask Sousuke for a bootcamp excursion to help toughen up. Nanoha's doing her Training from Hell thing, and we shouldn't get left behind if we want to be able to help her with her weapons course.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:34 No.18212369
    [x] left
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:34 No.18212375

    Ask for thoughts.

    I'm not saying they're going to contribute, I just think our head is full of fuck, and we need some else to either freak out first or show they're keeping their cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:35 No.18212378
    knock on a moat?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:35 No.18212385

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:38 No.18212399
    Turn left.

    Capstans always Wound up clockwise.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:39 No.18212407
    This I guess
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)06:39 No.18212408
    You turn it left.
    It refuses to budge at first but gives way easily on your third try.
    It spins violently by itself.

    You hear a loud bang outside.
    And the sound of rocks falling.
    The bridge remains up.

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:43 No.18212430

    Have kraus use his powers to split the chain.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:44 No.18212437
    Reflexively flinch waiting for the roof too crash on our head

    Then cut the chain once it doesn't happen
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:44 No.18212438
    When in doubt; break it.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:46 No.18212450
    What, are you messing with us by intentionally screwing with expected standards? Will all bottle caps and screws here need to turned clockwise to open?

    Anyway, check in with the other guys, ask what the bang was. Then take out our monomolecular violin bow and cut the chain holding the drawbridge up.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:49 No.18212465
    To be fair we are dealing with a fortress made of fudge crafted by Shirou, normal expectations go right out the window at the first line there
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:50 No.18212476
    Granted, you have a point.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)06:56 No.18212506
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    You cut the chains with a knife from Kraus.
    The bridge falls into place.
    The guys run across it towards you.
    "FUCK! The door got sealed by a landslide! FUCK!" Kenji says as he scrambles across.

    Your team now find yourselves facing the fortress itself.

    The large gingerbread door closed against any and all intruders.
    High above you, set in the walls, are window slits.
    You consider how to gain entrance into the massive structure.

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)06:57 No.18212513
    Who is this person you are posting images of.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:00 No.18212530
    Throw a knife up in one of the window slits in order to know what is kept up there. See if there are any obvious weak points on the door that we can exploit.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:00 No.18212535

    Tell Gai to use his Rockets.

    Crack that mother-fucker open.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:01 No.18212545
    When a door has been sealed by a fudgeslide, that's when you make your own. Fly up to the window slits and carve them open with one of our oversized knives or with our violin bow. Then get everybody on saucers to go through the new door.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:02 No.18212546
    Tell Touma to IB the landslide.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:05 No.18212572
    Does Sousuke have any Anti-Chocolate Assault Squads in his Bonta Corps?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)07:05 No.18212576
    just for clarification, the door sealed by the landslide was the door leading outside to the dorms.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:08 No.18212590

    oh god dammit can we radio for help?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:08 No.18212591
    Should of brought the girls along, they would eat their way out in a flash
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)07:08 No.18212594
    Bonta SQUAD
    6 grey bontas [autonomous]
    +1 commander [Sousuke]
    He can summon parts of the squad at a time, or summon the whole squad.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)07:13 No.18212625
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    You prepare to breach the door.
    You tell Gai to take it out with a rocket.

    He takes out his guitar case, places it on his shoulder with the fat end pointing forwards and braces himself.

    The rocket flies at the door as the res of your group take cover behind an enlarged tray.

    Roll for effect.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:15 No.18212635
    rolled 54 = 54

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:16 No.18212638
    rolled 42 = 42

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)07:17 No.18212650
    you can try.

    Pictures are of SEGAWA IZUMI.
    Bestest HnG girl.
    Promised hayate she'd marry him when they grew up, but forgot the promise.
    [or did she?]
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:20 No.18212662
    rolled 50 = 50

    She must be ours, too cute not to
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)07:21 No.18212668
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    The rocket hits, and smoke covers your view.
    When it clears the door still stands.
    Only minimal damage.

    WAT DO>?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:21 No.18212674
    Try knocking? Or pushing it open
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:21 No.18212675
    rolled 95 = 95


    Looks like things are getting.... dicey.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:22 No.18212678
    rolled 58 = 58

    Get Sousuke c4 the shit out of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:24 No.18212689

    >Roll awesome
    >Make terrible pun
    >Cloudflare delays my post.

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:25 No.18212694

    Know that feel bro.

    Know that feel.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:26 No.18212701
    rolled 16 = 16


    Time to gain a sdden understanding of our innate abilities.

    Fuck that door.

    Hurricane Kick.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)07:28 No.18212706
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    You approach the door.
    All the damage you could see on it is the blacked point of impact and a few crumbs on the steps before it.

    Your eyes fall on an ornate knocker shaped like a lion's head.
    You use it.

    The door opens by itself after a moment to reveal a long hallway lit by torches.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:28 No.18212707

    Can I give my 95 to this guy?

    Because the mental image of Hayate Doing a flying kick and destroying a door a rocket couldn't do is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:29 No.18212718

    >Once again cloudflare puts my post mere seconds after LG's.

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:32 No.18212733

    I'm sorry, I know your pain and all, but fucking a, this is hilarious. Did you piss off moot or something?

    How do you shafted like that TWICE that quickly?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:33 No.18212741
    Because Cloudflare.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:33 No.18212742

    Well since I can't kick the door without looking dumb now, I guess we walk down the hallway.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:35 No.18212753

    I'm reminded of that one .gif where the guy flips out on the door for like ten minutes, and then it's revealed that it was unlocked the whole time.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:36 No.18212759
    ...Why didn't we just use IB?
    We wasted a missile.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:36 No.18212764
    rolled 4 = 4


    Don't worry guys. Someone or something is getting the Hurricane Kick before we leave here today.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)07:36 No.18212767
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    Your group walks the long corridor, progress marked only by the number of torches you pass.
    YOu take the time to try and contact anyone outside.
    'Kraus, link me up with Erica or Keima. We may need back-up here.'
    A few moments of silence.
    'Goddammit Shirou.' you could only say.

    Your group finds itself in a large hall, a chandelier hangs from a chain attached to the high ceiling, throwing soft yellow light on the interior.

    To your front, 3 doors.
    To the left a staircase leading up.
    To the right a staircase leading down.

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:37 No.18212776

    he is not worth this much trouble...
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:37 No.18212778
    rolled 72 = 72


    Do the dice only roll well when we make terrible puns?

    I guess I can... roll with that.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:40 No.18212790
    He has found the answer to our roll troubles
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:41 No.18212793
    rolled 32 = 32


    You're fucking kidding me.

    PUNS is how we work the /tg/ dice?


    Hurricane Kick the center-door so hard the other two are blown open.

    That is... if them's the shakes.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:41 No.18212796
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:43 No.18212801
    rolled 42 = 42


    That's not even a good bad pun.

    It's just bad bad.

    I do however like the idea.

    I guess you could say I like your style but... not the way you bounce.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:43 No.18212802
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:44 No.18212808

    Two awesome rolls supporting the same basic idea.

    We really just wanna kick a door in.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:45 No.18212810

    We shall find shirou in his throne room
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:46 No.18212817

    It's really all i want.

    I've been pushing the Hurricane Kick thing since I found this quest, whenever I got the chance.

    I just like the idea of a totally bad-ass supermove that can fuck up giant robots and isn't magical.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:47 No.18212820
    Kick his throne room door in
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:48 No.18212827

    As the guy with the two good rolls, I wish I could support this endeavor.

    Sadly, I think the dice gods are mocking us tonight.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)07:48 No.18212828
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    Your eyes fall on the central one of the three doors.
    You run up to it.
    After you gather enough speed, you jump and deliver a vicious jumping roundhouse kick.

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:48 No.18212831
    rolled 99 = 99

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:49 No.18212832
    rolled 47 = 47


    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:49 No.18212834
    rolled 12 = 12

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:49 No.18212835
    rolled 92 = 92

    Kick like the fist of the northern star
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:49 No.18212836
    rolled 71 = 71

    Fudge for the fudge king
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:50 No.18212842
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:50 No.18212845

    Clearly your poor grammar and totally riffing my line is why you failed.



    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:51 No.18212846
    Jumping roundhouse aka hurricane kick
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:53 No.18212860

    I believe this is enought to three doors at once.

    This pleases me.

    I can rest happy now that we've got the Hurricane Kick.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)07:53 No.18212867
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    The door gets torn off it's hinges, and bursts.
    Your momentum sending it and you flying inside.
    You ride it across the floor like a skateboard.

    When you finally come to a stop, you find yourself in rest-room.
    On an elevated platform is the toilet, made out candy.

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:56 No.18212882
    ...Well. That's an anticlimactic event i'd rather not discuss.

    Next door?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:56 No.18212886
    So we are now exploring the world of fudgecraft? Better look out for fudge creepers!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:56 No.18212889
    lol u
    Go back, go UP.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:57 No.18212890
    I made an amulet today
    It is made of fudge
    It is encrusted with bands of sugar
    It menaces with spikes of pecan
    It shows a rabbit, it shows a door
    The rabbit is destroying the door

    This pleased me
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:57 No.18212895
    >fudge creepers

    More like sherbet bombs.

    That actually explode.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:57 No.18212896


    Check the other two doors to be sure, then check upstars.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:58 No.18212897
    rolled 73 = 73

    Guys just realised: WE are the FUDGE GOD, and our domain is PLANE OF FUDGE, accessible from Shirou's room.
    We can do what we please here.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:59 No.18212905
    >not Fudge Fortress
    ISHY etc etc.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)07:59 No.18212907

    >Totoally ballin roll
    >lol it was a bathroom

    .... I'm too tired to be upset over this

    I'm going to hope that we've unlocked the Hurricane Kick, and go to bed.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)08:01 No.18212921
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    As you pick yourself up and prepare to rejoin your group, fully intending to go up the stairs, you notice that the two side doors have also opened with the impact of your kick.

    And then you spot them,
    "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" Kenji yells from the hall.
    From each of the two side doors pour out Marshmallow golems.
    8 feet tall, and built out of large white marshmallows, each carrying a large club of licorice.

    Ten of these beasts attack your group.

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:03 No.18212928

    can dinosaurs eat marshmallow?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:04 No.18212934
    rolled 84 = 84

    Hot Chocolate Laser.
    Immobilize them and make them delicious.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:04 No.18212935
    rolled 72 = 72

    Use your powers as FUDGE GOD to get them tangled in Fudge Vines
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:05 No.18212938
    Do we want to kill Ted by diabetes?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:07 No.18212945

    can he even get diabetes?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)08:08 No.18212952
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    The golems attack each of your group 2 to 1.
    You see Sousuke using a shotgun, Gai using his kicks, Kenji using a flame thrower and TOuma using his fists.

    Two Golems attack you, thier clubs raised menecaingly
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:08 No.18212957
    I don't want to find out

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:08 No.18212959
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:10 No.18212969
    ...Can't Touma just instakill all of them?

    I get the feeling that LG hasn't thought the team composition through.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:10 No.18212970
    rolled 91 = 91

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:11 No.18212972

    god dammit shirou!

    blow them up.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:11 No.18212976
    rolled 18 = 18


    trap them in a teacup and then fill it with hot chocolate, serve to group.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:11 No.18212977
    They're made of candy, not magic.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)08:12 No.18212982
    Read the team outline again.
    not MAJAIK

    [of course im gonna limit that HAXX arm of touma's]
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:14 No.18212993
    rolled 89 = 89

    Oh god
    It.... It makes sense....
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:16 No.18213004
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    We built this world, Shirou was mearly our arcitect.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:16 No.18213006
    So, basically, you disabled his ability entirely, making him the most useless combatant at the whole facility?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)08:16 No.18213007
    You take out your teapot and begin firing small lasers at the things.
    The lasers go right through leaving a burnt tunnel and a delicious smell, but they still walk on towards you.

    Kenji's Flamethrower sets the two he's facing ablaze. Now hes fighting flaming marshmallow golems.
    "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" he says as he ducks a fiery club.

    Gai's kicks hit the beasts squarely, doing very little except knocking them back.

    Sousuke's bullets also just go right through the things.

    Touma's punches seem to take chunks out of the things. but not enough to stop them
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:19 No.18213023
    Moisture, like we used against the paper sisters
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:19 No.18213024
    rolled 20 = 20

    We did it while being Susan, and Shirou thinks Susan, not Hayate did it.
    We must mentally crossdress for it to work.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:20 No.18213027
    rolled 35 = 35

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:20 No.18213029

    this isn't fair we can't eat all of this only erica could eat this much.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:21 No.18213043
    rolled 16 = 16

    >Tea Laser
    >Not Hot Chocolate Laser
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:23 No.18213049
    rolled 16 = 16


    Captcha agrees

    >topicst dress
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:25 No.18213057
    rolled 32 = 32

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:31 No.18213104
    rolled 42 = 42

    Teacups, if we can't kill them immediately, trap them to give us a bit of time.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:32 No.18213106
    Let's not let Erica get wind of this. We'd lose her forever in here.

    'sides what happens on a Boys night out stays on a Boys night out. The girls must never know of this marshmallow hell.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)08:36 No.18213151
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    You decide to do what must be done to rampaging marshmallows.
    You scoop your two adversaries up in cups, and quickly fill them with boiling hot chocolate.
    YOu cover the tops with saucers and wait.

    YOu hear banging and gurgling from inside the cups, and then silence.

    Shirou has taken out one of his assailants.
    He chipped away at it until it was immobilized.

    Gai still has two mosnters on him

    One of Kenji's opponents has finally melted into a molten puddle on the floor, the other one still flaming and attacking him.

    YOu see sousuke take out a bazooka and aim at one of his enemies.

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:38 No.18213157
    rolled 32 = 32

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)08:38 No.18213158
    TOUMA not Shirou.

    lol wtf am i typing
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:40 No.18213174
    The others can handle theirs easily enough
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:46 No.18213208
    Bromen rider
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)08:47 No.18213215
    You step up to help Gai.
    You teacup one of his attackers much like you did the first two. It's down.

    You then have Gai move away fro the one he's engaging, and you drown it in a deluge of hot cocoa.

    TOuma takes out the second of his opponents.
    Kenji only had to wait a bit longer for the remaining golem to melt into a gooey mess
    And Sousuke took out both of his targets in successive rocket attacks.

    The room now clear you begin to head up the stairs.

    ***ROLL EM***
    averaging first three rolls.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:48 No.18213221
    rolled 94 = 94

    We are fucked
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:48 No.18213224
    rolled 26 = 26

    >ROLL 'EM
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:48 No.18213225
    rolled 84 = 84

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:49 No.18213234
    Doesn't look too bad
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)08:55 No.18213266
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    YOur group makes it's way up the stairs.
    On the way up you stop just in time to spot an almost invisible string across one of the steps.

    You step over it, and warn the others about it.
    A few meters more you see a jawbreaker larger than yourself positioned in a crevice in the wall.
    This was what the string was rigged to.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:56 No.18213272

    we can beat shirou when we find him right?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)08:59 No.18213291
    I think the idea is just to find him.
    Also, lol 1am and work tomorrow. Nite guise.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:01 No.18213293
    "If Shirou isn't dead when we find him, we're going to kill him.
    "That means we haze him like fresh-faced Spetsnaz recruit for making his comrades go through so much trouble, Sousuke."
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:02 No.18213301
    rolled 48 = 48

    G'nite fellow ausfag.

    Lets find this fudge eater.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)09:03 No.18213305
    You arrive at the top of the stairs.
    Down a hallway and through a door you find his throne room.
    A large throne made out of fudges sits at one end of the room. On it hangs a crown jeweled with candy.
    It's empty, not a sign of life anywhere.

    Just behind the throne is a door.
    yes, yes you can beat him up
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:04 No.18213312
    Oh god.
    Let's bring down the roof.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:04 No.18213314
    rolled 44 = 44

    Perception check?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:04 No.18213320
    Take our place as the God of Fudge, upon the Fudge Throne.
    Conquer the material plane, and bring the foolish mortals under the reign of Fudge God.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:05 No.18213324
    Here we go...
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:05 No.18213326
    Prepare to breach the door.
    Gai in first, followed by Sousuke, then Hayate, Kenji, and Touma.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:06 No.18213332

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)09:06 No.18213333
    You find no clue as to where Shirou is, all you find are a couple of bottlecaps wedged under the throne's cushion
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:07 No.18213335
    ...Are you an idiot?
    If he's dead, we'll kill him some more.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:07 No.18213336
    all this fudge has made shirou lose it, we must make him realise what he has done, what he has become.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)09:12 No.18213361
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    >breach door

    You has Sousuke rig the door with c4, readying your group to rush in when it blows.

    he blows it open.
    you rush in and find a perfect replica of the normal dorm room done in fudge.

    The fudge bed, and fudge desk mirror thier real counterparts to the smallest detail.
    There are even fudge pens in a fudge mug on the desk.

    Again the room is empty.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:12 No.18213364

    Such a trap.

    Poke the crown with a long stick. Maybe the whip sword.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:13 No.18213374

    Fucking shirou...

    "Kraus, any sign of shirou or his device?"
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:15 No.18213385
    >Room is empty again
    Somehow, I think Shirou has become one with the fudge.
    All seeing, all knowing.
    He controls this plane, and we are merely pawns in his game
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:16 No.18213391
    Second. Maybe we can contact Excalibur.

    Also, check if there's anything here that's different from the regular dorm rooms, aside from the fudge.

    Otherwise, we're going to have to go deeper into the castle.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:16 No.18213395
    rolled 40 = 40

    Perception check
    Lets search the room
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:18 No.18213405
    >contact Excalibur.
    Is Excalibur's human for Saber?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:19 No.18213409
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)09:20 No.18213420
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    >check room

    You and the guys search the room for any hints on Shirou's location.
    At the same time you have Kraus try and find His Device in the huge structure.

    Gai finds Shirou's diary under his pillow of fudge.
    You turn it to the last entry:
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)09:23 No.18213438
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    I found it.
    I finally found it.
    After much digging and carving in the mines I have made it.
    Tomorrow I shall break through the final few feet.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:24 No.18213445
    Is Kraus gonna add another device to his conquests?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:26 No.18213451
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    Shirou, wtf have you been doing?

    Have you reached Fudge Hell?!

    "Kraus, scan for tunnels leading down, to the deepest regions. How do we get there?

    Also is there any fudge magma around?"
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:26 No.18213459
    Alright, let's go back to the staircase, and go down. We need to get to the lower levels, closer to the river that Shirou was talking about.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:27 No.18213463
    Hey, what if our capability of gaining bitches was based on the gender of the devices?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:29 No.18213472
    Naw it's our Swagger, man.

    We must give chase to the lowest levels I guess.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:31 No.18213487
    Ursula's device is a male.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:42 No.18213562
    Look through it for some sort of map.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:48 No.18213606
    Get Kraus to ping the area and see if he can make a map of the area
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:49 No.18213615
    Did 4chan die for anyone else? Or is cloudfag just hating me right now?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:50 No.18213626
    I still seem to be okay.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:50 No.18213629
    Sure was a good idea not bringing either of our two friends who are literally walking radars along.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:52 No.18213642
    Posting was rather slow for me for a bit
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:56 No.18213665
    LG seems to of collapsed at his desk.
    Or is waiting to pull a rocks fall
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:56 No.18213666
    Did we lose LG?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:57 No.18213669

    no satan he will be back.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)09:59 No.18213688
    Heh one of the new banners is a Nanoha banner.
    Seems fitting for a quest where she is our girlfriend
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:12 No.18213784
    So find our way down into the dark scary depths of doom?
    Will LG return to finish the night?
    Find out same thread hopefully a little later

    On a related note what do we think actually happened to Shirou aside from going dorfy and digging too deep?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:16 No.18213802
    That's fucking stupid.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:16 No.18213803
    Kidnapped by oompa loompas.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:16 No.18213807
    Well if I know anything about Dwarf Fort, and I dont, Im thinking Fudge Dragon, or some sort of pita viper.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:18 No.18213816
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    I remember him saying he heard water. I assume chocolate milk.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:18 No.18213820
    Why? We were the ones who created the fudge
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:19 No.18213833
    That's probably how he got his moat.

    Personally I want to know just how he was so stupid he managed to imagine that we didn't just fill his room with fudge but made it into a demiplane of sugar
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:20 No.18213834
    If memory serves, Shirou used his own power to create a closed space in his room, an Unlimited Fudge Works, if you will.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:21 No.18213845
    I forget whether we told him our real name or not.
    I know he wasn't told our past
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:21 No.18213847
    But we made the fudge
    It is ours
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:22 No.18213852
    technically, Kraus made the fudge
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:22 No.18213856
    We filled his room with fudge.
    While Shirou was digging his room out he subconsciously tapped his abilities and created an entire pocket dimension of fudge
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:24 No.18213866
    While he has his own personality isn't Kraus more an extension of ourselves though?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:27 No.18213887
    Am I the only person that was disappointed Shirou never got to finish Unlimited Blade Works? I mean, I know it's his win button and all, so letting him finish it would be tantamount to putting a pretty ribbon on our head while laying down on the curb so he can get the most optimal stomping position to stompulate us, and this quest kind of takes his "slight" canon derp and inflates it to cosmic levels of reality-defying ignorance, but still.

    It's Unlimited Blade Works. This shit be off the chain if you get what I'm sayin'.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:29 No.18213903
    I was hoping that the fudge would derail it and turn his swords into fudge because he fucked up the chant
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:31 No.18213911
    Unlimited Blade Works is dependent upon him having seen the most awesome and impressive melee weapons that have ever existed. The very blades of which legends were written and epic sagas told. Weapons so mighty that anyone holding one of them is worthy of the title Hero.

    In this, he used our fudge instead.

    I'm kind of flattered.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:38 No.18213953
    I was sort of expecting a shrine to Susan bringer of fudge and uncomfortable feelings given how much he liked our gift.

    The shrine would of course be us in bunny mode
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:39 No.18213959
    >Shrine is us in bunny mode
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:40 No.18213962
    We just need to smack him once, and he can become competent.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:46 No.18213988
    We actually haven't seen Kurou San for a while either.
    Partly less time around Shirou and partly it might of worn off since it didn't affect him during combat
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:49 No.18214001
    Well... atleast we can focus our feelings on the girls now.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:51 No.18214008
    Yeah I am just curious as to whether it means the potion wore off or something a bit more troubling
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:52 No.18214015
    His stupidity/dorfism overtook Kurou-san's personality?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)10:57 No.18214044
    That or massive sugar ingestion such as living off fudge for a few weeks erased the effects.

    I was thinking though for a mahou shoujo parody this is missing probably one of the most commonly known series, sailor moon.

    I keep expecting LG to randomly throw it in there when things quiet down but either we keep things going too fast or he has too many other things up his sleeve to resort to that yet
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:02 No.18214071
    I had always assumed someone would throw Mercury or Pluto or someone in on the next roll for who you see post.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:04 No.18214081
    I was surprised no one had so far
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:04 No.18214085
    >I was thinking though for a mahou shoujo parody this is missing probably one of the most commonly known series, sailor moon.

    We aren't exactly parodying Mahou Shoujo.
    We are just bastardizing the Nanoha universe for whacky hijinks.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:04 No.18214087
    Oh Hayate, so cute. You won't last three minutes against the Hedonians. Or a SUE for that matter.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:05 No.18214098
    Well we started off as a mahou shoujo parody in general and it became more and more Nanoha as we went along
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:11 No.18214135
    >it became more and more Nanoha as we went along
    It was Nanoha the moment we got a device and the Buraeu was mentioned.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:12 No.18214141
    So it is probably fair to say LG went and collapsed on us while writing or waiting for a consensus by now?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:14 No.18214159
    Technically we're in Editors country now.
    We've got the TG, the TSAB, and the Doctor.

    All we need now is a SUE, an ATN Time Scout, a Closer Slave Searcher, and a Combine expeditionary force.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:18 No.18214186
    And that post made about 0 sense to me. Beyond knowing vaguely what the editors setting is
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:19 No.18214199
    I stil think running into a looter team would be funny.

    Not when we are at the bureau though
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:20 No.18214201
    Well, the whole meta-bullshit annoys me as well.
    Actually, all of the references to anime and meta stuff should've been kept out.
    I enjoyed it more when the anime characters were only cameos and we got actually unique characters like Mike and Kraus.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:27 No.18214251
    If you don't like the setting, then that's your problem.
    It's not going to change anytime soon.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:31 No.18214271
    Well see the quest is inspired by anime, our character basically became hayate and people kept putting anime characters etc in when LG asked for input so there is really little you can take out of it without removing the point.

    I quite like that we take characters from just about everywhere and use them, some characters are very different or very simplified but we still have more of a framework than trying to flesh out every single character which can get both boring and very annoying quickly
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:32 No.18214286
    >I quite like that we take characters from just about everywhere and use them, some characters are very different or very simplified but we still have more of a framework than trying to flesh out every single character which can get both boring and very annoying quickly
    I'm not opposed to taking characters from everywhere. The issue is when the actual characters clash with their versions in our universe - Stuff like Touma's IB being completely different from its original incarnation, Sakura being even more hyperactive than she already was and the clusterfuck with Nanoha canon.
    I can mostly tolerate Shirou's total rape due to Carnival Phantasm.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:33 No.18214290
    Also, Sakura vs Nanoha matchup.
    That's just all kinds of fucked up.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:37 No.18214310
    Each is a different faction in the Editors setting.
    The Transpace Guard and the Time-Space Administration Bureau are the two big superpowers in a Meta Cold War, with the IDPKB between them.

    SUE's are Mary-Sue's, that crop up in dimensions and need to be neutralized, one way or another.

    The ATN are the Allied Timelines for Non-Determinism. Instead of simply finding other Dimensions to bring into their fold, they go back in time, assassinate key figures or drop off a bunch of advanced technology, and guide history so that the branching timeline becomes a world with the military resources, industrial infrastructure, and advanced science that will be useful in their war with the Closers.

    The Closers for their part are just super-advanced Carthiginians.

    And the Combine is from the Half-Life series of videogames.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:38 No.18214316
    That is the whole point of it not following the canon, LG probably had no clue how else to actually use her.

    And Touma's power even though I have no clue what it originally was outside of what has been said, sounded stupidly powerful and would of been basically the I win button for the setting
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:40 No.18214329
    >And Touma's power even though I have no clue what it originally was outside of what has been said, sounded stupidly powerful and would of been basically the I win button for the setting
    Exactly. That's why it makes no fucking sense to include him. The whole setting is built around powerful magic and Touma is just a normal dude, except for his magical right hand. Taking away his power makes him basically completely useless.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:41 No.18214334
    Ok thanks

    Also 2 threads a day I wouldn't even be bothering with new characters or the sort of derailing shit LG has let us pull.

    The amount of planning he has to do for the loose rails he already has us on is huge trying to introduce more OC character would be ludicrous, the whole Ted situation was a good example of that
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:41 No.18214338
    > Time-Space Administration Bureau
    ...Is it the actual Bureau from Nanoha or just some weird version of it?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:43 No.18214348
    It wasn't even taken away though it just works differently than in his setting LG said, I trust that he will still be useful but not over the top
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:47 No.18214367
    Yes. There are still alternate timelines that alternate-Nanoha's can be found in, but the TSAB is generally the same.
    You could say that there's weird alternate versions confined to small clusters of alternate timelines, but in general, we're talking about the one from the anime series, just extrapolated to be post-series and Meta-Aware.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:47 No.18214368
    The original version of his ability basically made anything out of the ordinary mundane.
    Magic, reality warping, etc. - Everything that isn't mundane gets removed.
    The version we have right now is pretty much Taiga's (from Mx0) black card ability without a limit in terms of magical points.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:48 No.18214378
    We need a rollerblade device.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)11:49 No.18214385
    Uh, no?
    Taiga could absorb and then use them himself, this' just less powerful cancellation
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)12:00 No.18214462
    We already have Kraus, though. And two familiars, Jakob and Theodore.
    And you want ANOTHER Device?

    Though I suppose the extra drain on our majaik reserves could help us in expanding them.
    Do you have a name or aesthetic in mind?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)12:04 No.18214495
    I think he just wants magical rollerblades, rather than another Device.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)12:06 No.18214519
    Damn it looks like we are all here except LG
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)12:07 No.18214525
    Or a different character whose device is rollerblades
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)12:09 No.18214542
    We have Bike-kun and the Flying Dutchman. We should be trying to figure out if we can get majaikal circuits installed in them, like with Ursula's prototype Device-compatible Striker, so that Kraus can interface with the bikes and pump our majaik into them.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)12:10 No.18214551
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    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)12:12 No.18214568
    Holy shit.

    Dude I know you do this at work, how do you pull it off? I mean, doesn't your boss watch out for people doing this?

    Do you actually do anything, or do you just surf 4chan all day erry day?

    And how can I get your job?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)12:12 No.18214570
    I don't know, he has a fascination with them? I'm not him.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)12:13 No.18214579

    Are the Protectors of the Plot Continuum part of the Editors setting, or is that off in a different metaverse?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)12:14 No.18214585
    I think his boss is more of a "don't fuck up and I don't care" type of boss
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)12:14 No.18214589
    You can get his job by being an accountant in the Philippines, and getting paid just enough to live on rice.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)12:16 No.18214605
    Sounds like a normal NEET lifestyle really.
    Although they are more often living on cup ramen than rice
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)12:17 No.18214620
    They have not been specifically added to the Editors Setting, no, but if you want to find them, they'd probably occupy a niche similar to the IDPKB; patrolling their own sector of the Meta, and trying to not get caught up in the Meta Cold War.

    The flexibility of the Editors setting allows it to contain just about anything and everything.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)12:18 No.18214628

    Also not him, but if Magickal roller blades dude/gal shows up, why not someone from Air Gear? Because "it's Magik" makes one hell of a lot more sense than some of the explanations in canon. Also, seeing magik upgrades to the Thorn/Flame roads would be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)12:20 No.18214646

    NEET kind of precludes a job, no? It does stand for something like "not educated employed or in training."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)12:30 No.18214741
    From what I understand from reading a not very clear setting "bible", it can contain pretty much everything, and in fact does.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)13:19 No.18215111
    LG got caught and is being yelled at by his boss.

    He's gonna get fired, sell his computer for money, and we'll have no more MSQ.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)13:21 No.18215130
    Not that likely. The morning sessions (6AM server time) are done when he's at home.
    The ones that run from 2100 server time are the ones that he does while at work.

    Most likely the reason he's gone is that he just fell asleep.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)13:34 No.18215274
    We're well past when he would have called it for the day/night, too.

    Probably safe to say the exploration of the Dorf Fudgetress will continue tonight, when LG's settled at work.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)14:20 No.18215694
    Fuck it, adding the Archive. Dorf Fudgetress 2 later I hope.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)14:29 No.18215760
    If LG gets fired, I'm going to reboot MHQ with more rules in place.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)14:30 No.18215763
    He gained that ability later on.
    The basic ability of the black card is negating magic. Absorb was an upgrade.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)14:31 No.18215778
    he could he just been word filtered guys or his internet got filtered and It is just being an asshole about fixing things.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)14:32 No.18215784
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)14:52 No.18215960
    He's in the Philippines. It is nearly 4 AM there. LG is asleep.

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