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    90 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Dorf Fudgetress 2 Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)20:39 No.18219626  
    Majaik, elegance, and an angry teaset. We have it all.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    You and the guys search the room for any hints on Shirou's location.
    At the same time you have Kraus try and find His Device in the huge structure.

    Gai finds Shirou's diary under his pillow of fudge.
    You turn it to the last entry:
    "I found it.
    I finally found it.
    After much digging and carving in the mines I have made it.
    Tomorrow I shall break through the final few feet."

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:43 No.18219677
    Aw, I was going to go to bed.... No sleep again tonight /tg/
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:44 No.18219686
    I think it's the fudge that's the problem.

    We could get rid of this fudge had we only some milk...
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:45 No.18219697
    I thought you fell asleep at the keyboard or something

    That's more romantic, don't you think?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)20:45 No.18219700
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    You may have found a clue to your errant classmate's location.
    Somewhere deep below you, Shirou might be trapped in his mines.

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:47 No.18219718

    "Kraus, search the area for any tunnel leading downwards. Direct us there.

    Dammit, Shirou, did you tunnel to Fudge Hell?"
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:48 No.18219739
    Clearly we need to head DOWN theSTAIRS. For Shirou has delved too DEEP. Oh man, I hope it's just wonka and not some horrible fudge balrog. Reanimating corpses by dipping them in a fondue river. Fondue Zombies, slowly hardening, bits flaking off horribly. Or they just solidify when your weapon is in them.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:49 No.18219758

    Ironically, we have the best weapon for this dimension.

    HOT WATER, Fudge Dimension's Lava
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:49 No.18219759
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:50 No.18219771
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:54 No.18219824

    Although... I am REALLY curious about what's UP.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:54 No.18219830
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:55 No.18219843
    You know, I hope Krause or one of the other devices is recording this little jaunt. Mike won't believe our AAR at the debriefing otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:55 No.18219844
    We still need to come across a shrine to Susan bringer of fudge and weird feelings

    Naturally us in bunnymode is the statue in the middle
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:57 No.18219869
    Search for some sort of map, if not head down.
    I want to torture a marshmellow man for information.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)20:59 No.18219889
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    "Kraus can you find us the fastest way down?"
    "errr.. Okay."

    Your group swiftly decend the first set of stairs back into the wide hall where you fought the marshmallow golems.

    You head down the set of steps heading deeper into the fortress.

    Roll em
    taking first three rolls
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/05/12(Mon)21:00 No.18219895
    I need more time in the day to catch up lol. Been fishing all day

    Bear leaves part was glorious by the way
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:00 No.18219900
    rolled 45 = 45


    So dead
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:01 No.18219906
    rolled 47 = 47

    Shit is going down.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:01 No.18219911
    rolled 98 = 98

    Shrine time
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:02 No.18219920
    heh. Bear gummybears.
    We still have a tin of those left.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:03 No.18219930
    Hah wondered whether you checked this out Papa.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:05 No.18219955
    We're off to a good start tonight!
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/05/12(Mon)21:09 No.18219998

    yeah I wanted to catch up over my spring break but had to spend all day yesterday fixing my motor and have been fishing all day
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:10 No.18220007
    Nw watch this be my one good roll for the night
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)21:10 No.18220017
    Catch anything?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)21:10 No.18220018
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    Your group goes down the stairs carefully, remembering the trap that was built into the ones going up.

    Half-way down, you find a small side room.
    Carved into the hardrock fudge that formed the foundation for the huge structure, the room was illuminated by countless candles.

    In the middle stood a pedestal of fudge, inlaid with candy gems.
    And on it a life sized statue of you in bunnymode.

    The statue was carved in perfect detail out of fudge, down to the last hair.
    This sweet doppelganger of yours looking down upon you with a sweet smile on its face and mirth in its eyes.
    Arranged around the base of it's pedestal are offerings of flowers and platters of fudge.

    "Who's the chick?" Kenji asks, his vision not enough to recognize that it was you.
    "Uhhh, I have no idea." you deflect.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]go down
    [ ]investigate
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:11 No.18220025
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:12 No.18220037
    Look up our fudge-skirt. For science.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:12 No.18220039
    Investigate, not wasting a 98 on something we don't check out
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:13 No.18220045
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:13 No.18220050


    Wish Keima was here.

    He might scheme to steal the statue.

    Take some pictures. We need to show the girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:13 No.18220051
    Goddamnit Shirou...
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)21:13 No.18220052
    Investigate. There may be information. Plus, we need to see how Kenji will react when he finds out it's us.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:14 No.18220054
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:15 No.18220065
    I do suggest doing this, did he give us lady parts? How do they look? Man parts? How accurate? We need to know, for science.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:15 No.18220067
    Investigate! Then burn it on the way out...
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)21:16 No.18220086
    Fuck it, [x]Investigate
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:17 No.18220091
    Take a photo. Show it to the girls later.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)21:17 No.18220095
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    You look around the room, trying to find a method to the madness that was Shirou.
    you take a quick look up the statues skirt and find a perfect copy of your panties, stripes and bows and all.

    Touma finds the box of amulets in one corner.
    You draw one out to look at it

    ***Roll for random amulet***
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:18 No.18220107
    rolled 16 = 16



    for san loss
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/05/12(Mon)21:19 No.18220109

    some yellowtail and grouper. really windy and high seas so hard to make it as far out as I'd like

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:19 No.18220115

    Goddammit shirou, how does he know EXACTLY what it looks like?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)21:19 No.18220117
    rolled 1 = 1

    Oh god, this is gonna be funny.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:20 No.18220118
    rolled 53 = 53

    I hope it's one we haven't seen yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:20 No.18220121
    rolled 16 = 16

    But did he make us a man or a woman!?
    Rolling for an epic amulet. Make sure Kraus at least attempts to make some sorta digital map of this place.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:20 No.18220122
    rolled 100 = 100

    What could possibly go wrong??
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:20 No.18220123
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    And we were having such a good start
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)21:21 No.18220128
    I hope this gets some HUE HUE HUE
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)21:21 No.18220129
    rolled 17 = 17

    Oh shit oh shit oh shit
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:21 No.18220131
    Exploding awesome

    This will be interesting
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:22 No.18220137
    I don't know which of these would be more amusing.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:22 No.18220141

    >Nat 1


    >Nat 100

    Dammit /tg/ dice

    Now you're just fucking with us
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:23 No.18220157
    >roll nat 100

    Yep, all of you better duck, 'cuz I'm about to turn left and I don't want to hit you with my dick.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:23 No.18220164
    Break that damn statue!
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)21:24 No.18220175
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    Dear Dice Gods,
    Fuck you.
    Arch-Magos Winter
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:26 No.18220199

    we gonna get you lost me'd
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)21:26 No.18220203
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    You pulled out a fine amulet of fudge, bristling with spikes made of nuts.
    On it, you see a rabbit falling down a hole, the hole filled with water.
    Carved on the back is a sword
    You don't know why but this disturbs you, you put it back in the box and and close it.

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:28 No.18220211
    Record the creepy fudge statue to show the girls.

    Or if we can manage it throw it in the folio to give to Erica
    I think she would like the gift
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:28 No.18220216

    Take pictures. including upskirt shots. Then leave this room.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:29 No.18220223
    Well, it's lots of fudge, and Erica might like it. Will it fit in our folio?
    If it can, examine the pedestal for traps, then take the statue.

    Then continue going down the stairs.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:29 No.18220226
    Urge to lick your fudge self rises uncomfortably, make hurried excuse to leave room.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:30 No.18220229
    Besides be afraid that all this sugar turned Shirou into a seer? Take pictures, then continue. We must watch for pitfalls. His fudge amulets predict the future.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:30 No.18220231
    rolled 54 = 54

    Keep going down the hole I suppose. Look out for pitfalls.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:30 No.18220238

    are we still dressed like a girl?

    my normal-person-that-doesn't-wanna-get-raped senses are telling me punishment be damned butler suit time.

    My CoC senses are telling me that everything is perfectly normal advance in a carefree manner

    My HLQ senses conquer with my CoC senses
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:30 No.18220242
    >statue of us made of fudge
    >give to known candyholic
    No no no no no no she will do THINGS to it. Disturbing, suggestive things.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:31 No.18220255
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    But delicious things
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)21:32 No.18220259
    We need Jakob. Else this is an Alice in Wonderland reference, in which case, we are in WAY over our heads, and about to enter Wonka's Demon Tunnel
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:32 No.18220261
    I'd be happy knowing if he make Fudgeyate a man or a woman. For science.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:32 No.18220264
    Look man, we've got to come up with gift ideas for White Day, and we're fast running out of time.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:32 No.18220266
    That's the point, It would be awesome
    Seconding the idea
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:33 No.18220274
    Oh shit there we go
    Perfect gift for Erica for white day
    Now we have to do this
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:33 No.18220277
    If we take enough pictures, Kraus can just make a duplicate of it for Erica. Better to leave the original alone.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:35 No.18220291
    Does this stupid picture have to be on the front page all the time?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:35 No.18220295
    Third-ing, the statue if a perfect gift for the girls. All of them.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:35 No.18220297
    Well he can do perfect 3D scans of the area so that is a good point
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:38 No.18220322
    I know this won't work, but have we tried getting Kraus to dismiss the fudge? I recall him saying he could when we filled Shirou's room with fudge.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)21:38 No.18220324
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    >oh wait that was a nat 1

    You pull out what appears to be half of a large intricate piece.
    On it you find a a carving of a naked Shirou, his arms outstretched as if reaching for something.
    You dig some more in the box and find the other half.

    It shows you naked, except for a pair of bunny ears and a large bow.
    The creator of the thing gave you a modest chest and the womanly bits to go with it.
    Your arms also reaching for something.

    The two pieces interlock perfectly.
    You and shirou now embracing in naked glory.
    You snap.

    Mike reads the report on the incident a few days after the recovery team found you and what remained of the fortress.
    "Goddamn." he says. "5 trainees dead, and one gone insane."
    "And I had such High hopes for him too."

    You sit there in the corner of the large padded room they gave you deep in the medical wing.
    The white jacket they gave you designed to make you give yourself a nice warm hug.
    "No. No. No. No. Nonononononononono..."
    You say over and over again.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:38 No.18220329
    What, instead of that cake we were going to bake for them, we bake them a fudge-Hayate complete with striped side-tie panties that you can actually take off?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:40 No.18220342
    I'm definitely on board with the "steal the statue to give to the girls plan." What can go wrong?

    >for Dickenj

    I agree captcha, it WOULD be good for our "future felations" to do this.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)21:40 No.18220348
    rolled 40 = 40

    In all of Shirou's previous carvings, the Rabbit represents Us.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:41 No.18220357
    Yep. That's exactly what we do.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:42 No.18220366
    Exactly. We'll make it better with edible clothes instead of just a solid fudge statue. The girls will have more fun with it that way. Therefore we leave the original alone and just scan it for future reference.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:42 No.18220373
    Now that I think about it, instead of just taking something Shirou made, for a White Day gift, it really should be something we make.

    So just take pictures and a full 3-D scan of the statue so that we can make one ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:42 No.18220374

    So much what
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:43 No.18220388
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    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:44 No.18220398
    The cake has been mostly forgotten about I think.

    We can still do it for the girls though, just seems people like the idea of a life sized Fudgeyate for them
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:45 No.18220403
    This is a bit beyond us now.
    We made his room filld with fudge
    Shirou infinite fudge worked his room so it turned into this
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:45 No.18220405
    Exactly, make one big one w/ removeable panties for the twins, and a smaller nondirty one for nanoha
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)21:46 No.18220410
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    You decide to take the statue for 'scientific' purposes.
    Using a spoon, you dislodge the base from the floor.
    It fits easily in your folio.

    You regroup with the team and reach the bottom of the stairs.
    On a rack to your left you find picks, shovels and helmets.
    Right in front of you a large gate lies wide open revealing a a tunnel lit by lamps.

    You have found the entrance to Shirou's mines.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)21:46 No.18220415
    rolled 98 = 98

    I think we are. If we aren't already armored, we're out of class for the day, in a potentially dangerous situation. We should be okay.

    Yes. At least until we hit autosage.

    Also, I agree with looting the statue for our ladies.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:47 No.18220439

    "...Well, here we go, gentlemen. Into the belly of the beast."
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:47 No.18220443
    We take the equipment, get kraus to start mapping the tunnels, no doubt it'll get complex.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:49 No.18220456
    Everyone is armored up at this point, right?

    Alright, grab helmets.

    "Time to see where this hole leads, gentlemen."

    And make sure that Kraus is mapping for us; these tunnels could get very complex.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:50 No.18220464
    Woo commonsense-mind!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)21:50 No.18220465
    rolled 80 = 80

    "Helmets on, people." Well, maybe not Gai, as I assume he has his Rider helm on.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)21:50 No.18220466
    yes. armored.
    Everyone did so when the door out got buried in a landslide.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:53 No.18220498

    you mean so much want
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)21:57 No.18220534
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    The group grabs a helmet except for Gai.
    And you prepare to venture in.
    AS you walk inside you ask Kraus if he can scan the mines to generate a map.
    "Goddammit Shirou."

    You walk on.
    You find yourselves at a junction.
    You can only move left or right.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:58 No.18220547

    Always left.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:59 No.18220551
    Left. Always go left.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)21:59 No.18220552
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:59 No.18220553
    Let's split up and search for clues.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)21:59 No.18220556
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:59 No.18220560
    Leftwards ho!
    This man is NOT your friend; he does NOT fight for freedom.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:59 No.18220563

    NO. Don't split up the party!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:00 No.18220572
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:01 No.18220580
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)22:01 No.18220582
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    your group heads left.
    A few hundred feet later you find a corridor to your right, with the path your on still stretching forwards.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:02 No.18220586
    Start marking the fudge so we have a path. It shouldn't exactly be hard to carve in messages either.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:02 No.18220592

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:02 No.18220593
    Continue straight forward.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:02 No.18220597
    We continue straight. Always taking the leftmost path.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)22:03 No.18220599
    One man, does not a consensus make. But it looks like "left" does
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)22:03 No.18220600
    Do this.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:03 No.18220606
    rolled 1 = 1

    lets roll to split up

    1 by ourself, with all the other going another way
    2 us,gai and kenji
    3 us souske, and Tomua
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:03 No.18220610
    This is going to be like dark souls isn't it?
    Trap ahead
    For the light!
    Try fire
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:04 No.18220615

    We keep as a group and we go straight ahead
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)22:04 No.18220619
    Kraus is mapping where we've been.

    Though, I suppose it couldn't hurt to leave markers. Hopefully.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:04 No.18220622
    Straight. Keep to the left at all times.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)22:05 No.18220630
    You continue forwards, the dark tunnels echoing your steps.
    A Small distance from the last intersection, Touma steps on a hidden switch in the floor.

    I will only take the first roll
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)22:06 No.18220638
    Knock that shit off. We're not splitting up.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:06 No.18220645
    Damn you! Damn you to hell!

    We keep going left, Souske take point.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:06 No.18220648
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:06 No.18220649
    rolled 36 = 36


    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)22:07 No.18220653
    rolled 29 = 29

    Gogo one!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:07 No.18220659
    Well there we go.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:07 No.18220660
    I agree.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:07 No.18220663
    Some additional benefits:
    In the case of others (possibly Shiro even) coming after us, it'd be useful. It'd also help if this place makes it worse on Kraus and he starts losing parts of the map. Or if the place changes, we might be able to see parts of where it moved, etc.
    It also means we'll look at the walls for other writing more closely.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:07 No.18220666
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    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)22:07 No.18220669
    You are correct.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:07 No.18220670
    rolled 9 = 9

    Dodge, cup or saucer whatever works
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)22:08 No.18220678
    rolled 36 = 36

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:08 No.18220683
    ...and Touma's luck holds true it seems.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:09 No.18220695

    Oh god. We're so boned.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)22:09 No.18220698
    A pit opens up under Touma and he falls in.
    You hear the splash of water as the hole seals itself back up

    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)22:10 No.18220705
    rolled 78 = 78

    Dice gods hear my plea. I have taken failure from you today. You owe me one.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:10 No.18220711

    Jet of Hot Steam!

    Melt that fudge, deploy rope to rescue that idiot!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:10 No.18220712
    Oh fuck he doesn't have a device.

    Break that shit open and fly our ass down there.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)22:11 No.18220717
    I realized that in the middle of that post, which is why I didnt leave it at brushing it off
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:11 No.18220718
    Rescue Touma!

    Find the pit, and cut it open with our knife!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:11 No.18220724
    rolled 13 = 13

    Scream Touma's name dramatically, and begin hammering at the location where the hole was in order to get him out.

    Get our fellow classmate back.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:11 No.18220731

    Open that hole right the fuck back up. Use some large knives, and hope the non Euclidean physics isn't actively malevolent.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:12 No.18220734
    We save him, Souske ready C4 charges, do we have rope? Or just Kenji's scarf?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:12 No.18220737
    >Hear a splash of water
    >No Fukou Da!

    We break that fudge open, that's what we do. No man left behind.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)22:12 No.18220738
    rolled 95 = 95

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:13 No.18220750
    The amulet was a clue...what was it telling us?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)22:13 No.18220755
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)22:14 No.18220766
    That there was a pit trap is about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:15 No.18220769
    Just like they said, we're not leaving anyone behind here.
    ...and maybe check that water pit for secret doors, just in case Shirou is hiding behind a wall in the water pit in an odd version of that amulet.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)22:15 No.18220772
    You head back at the spot in the floor where he fell in.
    You take out a spoon and Kenji begins using a drill.

    After some digging you finally make a large nough crack to look into.
    "TOUMA!" you yell "ARE YOU OKAY!"

    "Yeah! I'm alright! I fell into a chocolate river." He answers.
    "You guys go on ahead. I'll follow the river and meet up with you later."

    [ ]nope
    [ ]do as he says
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:15 No.18220775
    There was a sword on the back. do we need Excalibur?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:16 No.18220786
    I am inclined to trust him but
    No man left behind
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)22:16 No.18220787
    No one left behind. That's why we came here.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:17 No.18220788
    [x] Do as he says.
    "Okay. Don't drown!"
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:17 No.18220789
    Nope. Send down a teacup. No party splitting. If we can help it, that is.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:17 No.18220790
    His funeral I guess.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:17 No.18220793
    I was meaning the sword on the back of the amulet. Maybe we should make a fudge Excalibur?

    Fish his ass out. No man left behind. We have rope and spoon/shovels.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:17 No.18220795
    rolled 79 = 79

    We break that floor and get our comrade out.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)22:17 No.18220797
    It could simply be a "maker's mark," who knows?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:18 No.18220800
    We get him out of there. He's safe for now, but who knows what will happen if he lingers, or what lies at the end of the chocolate river.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:18 No.18220802
    Or maybe he's implying he wants to sheathe his sword in our scabbard.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:18 No.18220804

    "It's too dangerous! You don't have a Device, and we don't know what's in that river! I'm sending a saucer down!"
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:18 No.18220806
    This is what I suspect. Shirou is swords and fudge after all.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)22:19 No.18220808
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    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:19 No.18220813
    Why am I expecting a room full of fudge weapons like infinite blade works now?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:20 No.18220823

    Or what's IN the river.

    >inb4 chocolate crocodiles.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:20 No.18220828
    It could be, but it was never mentioned before. That makes me think it was something more significant.

    He made something else for that. See the HUEHUEHUE post.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:21 No.18220844
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    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)22:22 No.18220855
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    "NOOOOPE!" you yell back at him. "YOU ARE COMING WITH US AND THAT'S FINAL."

    You widen the hole you made enough for a person to go through.
    Kenji volunteers for this, his scarf transforming into a kick-ass jetpack.
    He flies down and prepares to scoop up Touma.

    From somewhere in the hole you hear a distant rumble growing stronger.

    taking first 2 rolls
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:23 No.18220862

    I was thinking the animal but... are those basically chocolate covered twinkies? Huh. I wonder if they're carniverous.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:23 No.18220863
    rolled 97 = 97

    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)22:23 No.18220866
    rolled 26 = 26

    Praise the dice gods
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:23 No.18220867
    rolled 70 = 70

    I blame the feminists if this goes wrong.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:23 No.18220868
    rolled 9 = 9

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:23 No.18220869
    rolled 37 = 37

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:24 No.18220870
    rolled 28 = 28


    Looks like things are getting.... dicey.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:24 No.18220872
    HUE posts aren't really canon.
    Shirou's FUCKING SHIROU-ness is.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:24 No.18220873
    rolled 63 = 63

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:25 No.18220890

    Everything is canon.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:25 No.18220892
    One good, one bad.

    I wonder what that means?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:26 No.18220902

    There are at least six Nanohas with broken hearts wanting to destroy the universe.

    If all the HUES are canon, we're going to meet them at some point.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:26 No.18220907

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)22:27 No.18220917
    The back of the amulets was never mentioned before, either.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:28 No.18220920
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    Can someone make a nervous breakdown version of this?

    Where Hayate is visibly panicked?

    I can't find a good pic for it, and I have SO MUCH fucking fuel for the posters.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)22:28 No.18220931
    >still lost one

    A huge torrent of chocolate floods the tunnels and is headed straight for Kenji as he attempts to pick up Touma.

    "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" he says as he sees the wall of liquid approaching.
    "Goddammit man! Go ahead!" Touma says "you cant fly two of us in time!"

    Kenji pulls away in time to avoid the rushing chocolate, it takes Touma with it further down stream.

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:29 No.18220943
    Just use >>18220324
    Carry on, I guess.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)22:30 No.18220949
    Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Nothing left to do but search for Shirou and hope for the best.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:30 No.18220951

    Moment of silence.

    We might have just lost one of our friends forever in this fucking chocolaty hell.

    When we find Shirou we're going to beat the stupid out of him.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:30 No.18220952
    Press onward.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:31 No.18220962
    Shit. Dammit, we'll just have to keep going. We'll have to look for Touma later.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:31 No.18220969
    rolled 74 = 74

    Try to find first gear in our giant robot car.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:33 No.18220984
    He'll be fine, we keep to the left.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:34 No.18220993
    We carry on. But not before punching the fudge wall in righteous, broful anger.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:34 No.18220997
    I love you.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)22:35 No.18221000
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    "Fucking Chocolate-loving feminazi's man.."
    Kenji says as he climbs out of the hole.

    Your group has a moment of silence for your friend before you decide to press on.

    You follow the tunnel through a hard turn to the right and find another corridor leading off from it to your right.
    The path you are on continues forwards.

    [ ]right
    [ ]forwards
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:35 No.18221005
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:35 No.18221008
    >[✓] forwards
    Always go left.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:36 No.18221010
    >beat the stupid out of him
    Do you have any idea how long that'd take, and how many 100s we'd have to roll for success? The Trex was cake compared to this.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:36 No.18221016
    we go on have souske on point so he can use his specialist training to mark traps
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:36 No.18221020
    I hope you didn't design the tunnels in a grid LG, cos we're keeping to the left.
    Straight ahead!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:37 No.18221023
    left + this
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:37 No.18221027
    I think the implication is that we just beat him to death.

    Alternately we turn him into Kurou-san and find a means of making it permanent.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:37 No.18221028
    Forward, and have Sousuke on point.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:39 No.18221047
    rolled 67 = 67

    >The Trex was cake compared to this.

    Well I guess that's because

    this is a bunch of fudge.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)22:40 No.18221055
    Do this
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)22:40 No.18221058
    You keep going onwards.
    You have Sousuke take point to try and spot any traps.

    ***Roll for trap detection.**
    you only need a 60
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)22:41 No.18221067
    rolled 9 = 9

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:41 No.18221071
    rolled 75 = 75

    Come on, Sagara! You've got a girl to go back to!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:42 No.18221073
    rolled 53 = 53

    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)22:42 No.18221086
    rolled 68 = 68

    This is gonna go badly.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:43 No.18221088

    I think it's mostly going to beating on him and abusing powers to keep punching him after people drag us off.

    Over and over.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:43 No.18221092
    rolled 13 = 13

    Speaking of which, I feel we need to educate him on this subject.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:44 No.18221095
    rolled 21 = 21

    specialist training go!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:45 No.18221106
    No, he lives next door to us and the walls are thin. If he knew the real origin of what he hears at night he'd be pissed.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:46 No.18221113
    Fuck that, we need to gank the bitches from his world. Oh yes, adding Tessa and Mao to our harem...
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:46 No.18221114
    You mean you do that with twins every night?
    YOU BASTARD!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:46 No.18221116
    I can't help but feel that this is my fault, I supported the fill shiro's room with fudge plan, every death is on my soul. I'm sorry men
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:46 No.18221123
    Fuck forgot about that. Damn well... maybe after graduation then?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:47 No.18221128
    That would be awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:47 No.18221135
    Gotta press on bro. You can drink yourself to death after we complete the mission.
    >> Alpharius 03/05/12(Mon)22:48 No.18221141
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    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:48 No.18221143
    Shit I supported the plan even if he was in his room.
    We all caused this
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:49 No.18221149

    speaking of drinking myself to death

    MSQ drinking game

    take a shot every time you get aroused by bad ends
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)22:50 No.18221159
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    YOu follow the corridor as it takes another sharp turn to the right.
    Sousuke finds another trigger set in the floor.
    He marks it and warns the rest of the group from setting foot on it.

    You walk on and find yourselves in a large chamber.
    In the middle is a pond filled with what looks like molten caramel, it bubbles and gurgles on its own
    To the left is another doorway leading out.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:50 No.18221164
    I was dead long ago then.
    The Nanoha ones were the only ones not appealing to the inner /d/eviant
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:51 No.18221169
    Check the room for traps etc and move on to the left / up
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:51 No.18221173
    After this is over, we should consider going on a training trip with Sagara for a few days. We need to be able to keep up with Nanoha's training.

    And it'll be a good bonding experience with our fellow classmate.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:51 No.18221175
    We take a left.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:51 No.18221178
    Avoid pond, fly if necessary. Go left.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)22:52 No.18221180
    rolled 20 = 20

    Let's cap that with a saucer, we don't need people falling in, some how. Then onward!
    >> Alpharius 03/05/12(Mon)22:52 No.18221181
    What, you mean you're not turned out by yandere lolicon guro? What kinda sick fuck are ya?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:52 No.18221185
    Yeah we can both have PTSD flashbacks while we are out in the woods
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:53 No.18221188
    Examine the pond, see if there's anything down at the bottom.

    Take the doorway going left.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:53 No.18221193
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:53 No.18221197
    I know, it's my secret shame.
    Yandere yes
    Lolicon yes
    Guro I just lose
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:53 No.18221198

    >turned out

    but we were turned out...
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)22:56 No.18221222
    >avoid pond go left
    You decide to avoid the pond and go straight to the door.
    Your group skirts the edge of the chamber slowly.

    Im gonna need you guys to roll for stealth.
    You must beat a 70
    First 3 rolls.
    >> dice+1d100 Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:57 No.18221230
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:57 No.18221235
    rolled 34 = 34

    Be the sneakiest fucker.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:57 No.18221236
    And strangely enough it was my ex who got me into loli.

    Thought women didn't really like that sort of thing but she loved it, not the rape stuff but romantic loli
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:57 No.18221240
    rolled 10 = 10

    It's too late, the gazebo attacks you!
    >> Alpharius 03/05/12(Mon)22:57 No.18221242
    rolled 61 = 61

    No way is this gonna fuck everything up!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:57 No.18221244
    rolled 95 = 95

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:58 No.18221248
    rolled 80 = 80

    Stealth? Uh oh.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:58 No.18221249
    rolled 74 = 74

    >> Alpharius 03/05/12(Mon)22:59 No.18221268
    To tell the truth, I can fap to most anything that's romantic. Stuff like age, gender, and species are just window-dressing.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:59 No.18221271
    rolled 95 = 95

    Backup plan: Time stop.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:00 No.18221276
    >Every roll outside the first three makes it

    Fucking /tg/ dice man.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:01 No.18221277
    Yeah same

    And oh shit chocodiles
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:01 No.18221281

    Oh of course you guys had to wait until


    went ahead.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:03 No.18221299
    Those fags were just quicker than me. Not much I could do
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:03 No.18221306


    I think I'm kinda the same way.

    Though some terrible part of me is always amused by trickery. Not stuff like date-rape drugs, but I recently found a site that's basically 'Ha ha I wasn't wearing a condom' and it's fucking hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:03 No.18221309
    Oh god. We survive Yandere Nanoha, but THIS is what kills us? WHYYYY TG DICE WHYYYYY!

    Oh, speaking of nanoha, here's an example of her powerlevels later on (this is basically in her happy lesbian marriage years, I think) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X89RL8kW4rg

    She just offhandedly blows the shit out of one of her students to prove a point. Also, this guy resubbed it. She evidently sounded more insane and broken in the original...
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)23:03 No.18221310
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    Quietly you make your way to the door.
    Noone making a sound, until....

    You try to shut him up, but it's too late.
    The pond's surface shakes and bubbles.
    And from within it rises a large caramel blob monster

    It gets the jump on you.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:05 No.18221317
    >Caramel Muk

    Landing Gear, I love you.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)23:05 No.18221321
    rolled 27 = 27

    Damnit, I knew we should have capped that thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:05 No.18221322

    Go Ted! Use bite
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:07 No.18221340
    Gai and Sousuke rawkit lawnchairs gogogo.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:08 No.18221347

    Drop a tea-cup on it.

    Smack Kenji in the back of the head and explain how STEALTH works.

    The have Gai kick the door in or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:08 No.18221350

    freeze it then shatter it.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:08 No.18221354
    kill it with fire
    when caramel gets overcooked it hardens into what basically amounts to sticky rock
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:10 No.18221362

    Okay, muk is a pure poison type, so assuming it hasn't been modified, it's weak to ground and psychic attacks and... strong against... fighting CRAP.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:12 No.18221381
    >assuming it hasn't been modified
    >It's made out of caramel
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:12 No.18221386
    rolled 99 = 99

    Easy. Iced Tea laser! Iced tea is a kind of tea right?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)23:13 No.18221394
    rolled 11 = 11

    Yes, but this one is made of caramel, which is basically semi-melted sugar. A pressurized beam of steam should do some decent damage.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:13 No.18221398
    It's already boiling.

    If anything, I'd guess it's already a rock type. Just molten.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:13 No.18221401
    It is when you roll like that.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)23:14 No.18221403
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    "Goddammit man! That's NOT how stealth works!" You tell Kenji with a slap upside his head.

    Gai and Sousuke shoot at it with rocket launchers.
    The blasts hit but do very little damage.
    YOu let loose some shots from your tealaser and notice the burned parts of it start crumbling.


    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:14 No.18221408
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:14 No.18221410
    rolled 91 = 91

    oh fuck mothering... This is gonna be sad TG dice
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:15 No.18221415
    rolled 15 = 15

    Burn baby burn baby disco inferno
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:15 No.18221416
    rolled 56 = 56


    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:15 No.18221418
    rolled 35 = 35

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)23:15 No.18221419
    rolled 99 = 99

    Aye aye!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:15 No.18221422
    rolled 35 = 35

    this is the only thing I'm good at!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:15 No.18221429
    Yes! Hating yourself works!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:16 No.18221437
    We don't need no water (let the motherfucker burn).
    Burn, motherfucker. Burn.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:17 No.18221445
    My 99's are rolling themselves.jpg
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)23:19 No.18221460
    I''m glad I've rolled decently on something tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:20 No.18221467
    rolled 100 = 100

    I'm beginning to suspect that the dice-gods are tsundere for Hayate.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)23:20 No.18221474
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    Sousuke generates his full bonta squad, as he also materializes his own bonta suit.
    Each one of the battle hamsters appear equipped with a flammenwerfer.
    KEnjis scarf also transforms into a flamethrower, a more modern one that would not look out of place in a scify action film.

    They surround the monster and POUR ON THE HEAT, making sure not to cross the jets of flame.

    The mosnter struggles in the inferno.
    Quickly it begins to cook.
    A few moments later and it's a blackened statue of burnt caramel.

    Seeing this opportunity, Gai jumps up and delivers the coup de grace.

    He yells as his foot shatters the beast into a thousand fragments of carbonized candy.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:21 No.18221479
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:22 No.18221487
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:22 No.18221488

    Clearly they are.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:23 No.18221494
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    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:23 No.18221504
    We need that roll for when we do our controlled crash / seduction attempt on Keima on our last day of skirt wearing
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:23 No.18221507
    rolled 13 = 13

    Kamen Rider is teammate of the year, all years.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:24 No.18221509

    oh god

    i was joking when i posted that

    oh god i cat breath

    vison blurrrrrrrr
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:25 No.18221517
    Well only one way to go. Press on men!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:26 No.18221525
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    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)23:26 No.18221527
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    >and for that crit i shall reward you

    As your group looks over the shattered remains of the beast, something shiny in one of the fragments catches your eye.

    You recognize Shirou's sword.
    It's embedded blade first firmly in a chunk of hardened caramel, the hilt waiting.

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:26 No.18221534
    rolled 57 = 57

    This is not going to end well
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:27 No.18221537
    rolled 59 = 59

    FOR KRAUS! May his Harem grow!
    (nat 1 ain't it... fucking tg dice...)
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:27 No.18221538
    rolled 36 = 36

    And we shall be the true king!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:27 No.18221539
    rolled 33 = 33

    >Drawing Excalibur from a stone
    >Not the sword in the stone
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:28 No.18221544
    rolled 36 = 36

    Seconding this.
    Kraus needs just as many women as us
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:28 No.18221546
    rolled 61 = 61

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:28 No.18221549
    rolled 60 = 60

    Come on!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:28 No.18221552
    rolled 46 = 46

    I pray it's Saber as opposed to... him....
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:28 No.18221557
    rolled 22 = 22

    I wonder what happens is we crit this?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:29 No.18221558
    rolled 47 = 47

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:29 No.18221561
    rolled 85 = 85

    It's not like I want the sword or anything....
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:29 No.18221566
    rolled 91 = 91

    Pull with the might of a million suns
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:30 No.18221575
    rolled 8 = 8

    might as well
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:30 No.18221577
    It hardly matters, given how badly the myth has been butchered by this point anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:30 No.18221578
    rolled 81 = 81

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:30 No.18221579
    rolled 40 = 40


    If it makes you feel any better, the stone did come out of a lake... pond thing. Made of caramel.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:30 No.18221581
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:30 No.18221585
    rolled 1 = 1

    It's...it's not like I like you or anything!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:30 No.18221591
    looks like Kraus does have another one
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)23:31 No.18221592
    rolled 37 = 37

    Eh, why not
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:31 No.18221596
    Ruh roh...
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:31 No.18221597
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:31 No.18221599
    How could this happen
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:31 No.18221601
    Were falling in the camel lake aren't we?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:32 No.18221603
    rolled 17 = 17

    b-baka dice.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:32 No.18221612
    Oh it's worse than just that.
    We will fall in and a chocolate Ra'Alman will be in there to fish vore tentacle us
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:33 No.18221616

    Oh god, there's a lady in the lake and she's going to EAT US!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:33 No.18221621
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:33 No.18221622
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    rolled 34 = 34

    the gods have punished us for our hubris!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:34 No.18221631
    rolled 5 = 5

    Swag powers activate!
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:34 No.18221634
    rolled 25 = 25

    So just caught up now. I see the dice gods are being oh so great tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:36 No.18221648
    rolled 92 = 92


    Swag is for little boys. Class is for men.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:36 No.18221656
    But we combine swag and class so what are we?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:37 No.18221667
    Hayate, god of passion.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:37 No.18221672
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    My legend begins in the 12th century...
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:38 No.18221680
    If that's him I vote we toss him into the lake.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:39 No.18221691
    If it is saber I vote we toss her in our bed
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:40 No.18221699
    Hell the fuck yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:40 No.18221704
    The lake is too good. We dig deeper intot he Fudge Hell, drop him in there, then cake in EVERYTHING BEHIND US. Once we get Shirou, of course.

    And we don't let Shirou see Excalibur, he might be able to stand the little bastard, then we're triple fucked.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:42 No.18221723


    Actually, if it's Saber we need to ask why the HELL Shirou is getting away with all this.

    Turn his device into a drill sergeant, and have the stupid beat out of him by proxy.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:42 No.18221725
    rolled 24 = 24

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:42 No.18221728
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    So annoying...
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)23:42 No.18221730
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    You manage to pull the sword out after your first few pulls.
    As you draw it from the caramel block, it begins to glow.
    White light fills the room.

    After it fades you find yourself looking at a woman in armor.
    "Thank you for retrieving me." She says.
    "Please, help me save Shirou."
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:42 No.18221733
    I actually like the idea of his device being saber who is tired of his idiocy and putting up with his derp.

    The only time she likes him is in combat because he focuses and isn't totally derp
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:42 No.18221734

    Thirded and signed.

    Either that or Hack the AI and turn him INTO Saber.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:43 No.18221745
    "Anything for you my lady" Get on one knee and take her hand, show her the respect she deserves. "What did he do this time?"
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:44 No.18221747
    Ask her if she knows where he is or what the fuck is going through his fucking head oh my god
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:44 No.18221749

    "I hope by 'save' you mean 'beat the stupid out of him'. I saw that little shrine he built."

    Visible shudder.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:44 No.18221754
    Let's get another woman infatuated with us.

    Pretty soon the twins will just be handing out numbers and telling them to get in line
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:45 No.18221759

    Combine these.

    If she was locked up or something, this isn't her fault.

    It's Shirous. And when we save him we're going to take turns beating the stupid out of him for putting us through this.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:45 No.18221762
    Dooo iiiit.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:46 No.18221767
    Not quite so forward.

    Let's introduce ourselves first at least. Respecting the bitches into our bed comes next.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:46 No.18221768

    As much as I like this, I think we need to say it a tad nicer.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:46 No.18221769
    But... what if he likes it?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:47 No.18221776
    Hit him harder until he either stops liking it or is unconscious.

    Then keep hitting him.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:47 No.18221777

    >pretty girl needs help: chivalry mode activate
    >my head is full of fuck

    Yeah, combine these. It sort of sums up how we feel right now pretty well.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:47 No.18221778
    Or he turns into Kurou after the first bit
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:48 No.18221780
    Let's tone it down a little.
    Not get on our knee, but bow over her hand.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:49 No.18221785

    Then the resulting break-down is going to put us on the express-line to getting the therapy we clearly need.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:50 No.18221790
    Yes, combine like >>18221759 says but tone it down a little.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:51 No.18221797

    I think that he would fully expect the beating, and take it like a man.

    That would actually be kinda funny. Switching constantly back and forth between DERP and stoic receiving of the punishment.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:51 No.18221798
    Gentleman it up, kiss her hand and say "I am at your service, what has the chucklefuck done this time."
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:51 No.18221800
    We need to see about making Fudgeyate into a real girl.
    The twins could dress her up, we could have disturbing Fudgey love with ourselves
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:51 No.18221807
    You get on your knee when addressing royalty.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:52 No.18221812
    But how could we hit Kurou? Just touching him would cause us to melt for him
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:52 No.18221818
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)23:52 No.18221820
    rolled 55 = 55

    If that's what our Ladies want to do with their present, that's up to them.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)23:53 No.18221822
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    "Anything for you my lady" You say as you get on one knee and take her hand, "What did he do this time?"

    "They caught us by surprise as Shirou was exploring the river. The orange fiends took him away and then threw me into this pond." she answers.
    "Which way?" you ask her.

    "There." she says as she points towards the tunnel you were headed into. "At the end of that corridor."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)23:53 No.18221824
    rolled 90 = 90

    We wouldn't need to hit Kurou-saaan~, of course. he'd realize what a bother he'd been, and would be very... apologetic.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:54 No.18221827
    Well then let's go get the little orange buggers
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:54 No.18221832

    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:55 No.18221846
    Very well, let's go rescue our resident dumbass. Am I right in guessing that you are Shirou's device?
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:56 No.18221849
    Alright so we need an awesome one liner. We move forward, time to kick some ass. Shirou's mostly. And I suppose the Oompa Loompa's
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:57 No.18221859

    I think it should be used for leverage for something.

    "Mike, I found THIS is Shirou's fucking derp-candy fortress. Me. In a dress. As the focal point of what can only be described as an Alter."
    "How many weeks paid vacation do you want to pretend this never happened?"


    "Did the Director say why she wanted the chocolate statue thing?"
    "She said something about 'man candy' and started giggling."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)23:57 No.18221864
    rolled 86 = 86

    "Excalibur, right? These orange guys wearing white over-alls, singing?"
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:57 No.18221865

    you have made my night anon.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:58 No.18221867
    "Then we shall make haste.
    "May I presume that you are Excalibur, then?"
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:58 No.18221869
    I can't believe Landing Gear missed such an easy HUEHUEHUE with that sword draw natural 1.
    >> Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:59 No.18221878
    I think he ignored it, I hope he did.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)23:59 No.18221879
    Shut up, damnit!

    Not that I actually midn the HUEHUEHUE now.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)00:00 No.18221888
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    "Very well, let's go rescue our friend." you tell her as you get back up on your feet. "Am I right in guessing that you are Shirou's device?"
    "Yes. In this form, you may call me Saber." she answers.
    "Well, then ms.Saber. Let's not waste time and go get him back."

    Your group now walks down the last long corridor.
    It's incline telling you that you are headed deeper and deeper.

    After you've lost sight of the entrance, you find the way ahead blocked by a cave-in.

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:01 No.18221890

    Even better, don't have one.

    Kick open the door, point dramatically, mouth open. Awkward silence.

    "I HAD something for this, but that was when I was still planning to beat the stupid out of Shirou."
    "Aren't we still doing that?"
    "Well, yes, but we need to save him first. And the line doesn't really work in this context."
    "Should I come up with something?"
    "No no, moment's past now."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:01 No.18221894
    rolled 19 = 19

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:02 No.18221897
    rolled 7 = 7

    Blast the blockage away! Or stow it in our folio for Erica and Sakura
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:03 No.18221908
    rolled 88 = 88

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)00:03 No.18221909
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    and since you have cleared the mines, I shall reveal this.

    >yes that was a chocolate beholder
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:03 No.18221911
    rolled 52 = 52

    >/tg/ dice
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:03 No.18221912
    rolled 58 = 58



    That mental image is equal parts adorable and horrifying.



    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:03 No.18221913
    rolled 18 = 18

    "I'll show you an everlasting gobstopper you orange bastards! Now give me my retard and we can all go home alive!"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:04 No.18221918
    rolled 41 = 41

    Let's clear a path!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:05 No.18221924
    rolled 53 = 53

    This sounds good but I like the idea that director Nagato is already falling for us from our hijacking Ted more than the paid vacation part
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:06 No.18221937
    rolled 17 = 17

    Roll for breaching with Sagara. He'll shoot an assult rifle, well throw silverwear.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)00:07 No.18221944
    All Left is gonna fuck us next time, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:07 No.18221945

    It was supposed to be Mike sweeping that shit under the rug so he doesn't have to worry about the paper-work.

    Nagato volunteered to dispose of the statue in private for totally unrelated reasons.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:07 No.18221948
    goddammit off topic but i started watching full metal panic and was wondering if any1 knew of any good mech games
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)00:08 No.18221951
    That was pretty plain, to me.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:08 No.18221955
    rolled 82 = 82

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:09 No.18221958
    I know but it's still funny either way
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:09 No.18221960
    rolled 27 = 27

    Mech Warrior series.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:09 No.18221963
    Mechwarrior, Armored Core, and Super Robot Wars are popular series on /m/.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:10 No.18221971

    You weren't the guy I was responding to.


    >That mental image is equal parts adorable and horrifying.

    Only as I typed it out did the full implications for that mental image hit me.

    I'm glad I'm not the only one.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:12 No.18221980

    Armored Core 5 comes state-side on the 20th.

    It was one of the few games series that /tg/ claimed was /tg/ related 'because shut up' instead of having a flimsy rational behind it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)00:12 No.18221981
    I was just sayin', chum. That your intent wasn't muddy to all.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:13 No.18221989

    Maybe that's what he'll WANT us to think! But no, seriously, it'll probably kill us. Of course, hayate won't know that, seeing as it worked so well last time. So if we aren't metagaming, we're pretty much OBLIGED to march straight into whatever death traps await.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:14 No.18221993

    I didn't think it was, until somebody posted a clear misinterpretation of what I wrote.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)00:14 No.18221994
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    You and Kenji get to work on clearing a path, your spoon and his drill making good time through the blockage.
    After about half an hour, you see light.

    You pull yourselves through the tunnel and find yourselves standing inside an immense structure.
    the interior of which is landscaped in fanciful and twisted shapes.
    Right infront of you, a raging river of chocolate, on each side of it weird trees and shrubbery.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)00:14 No.18221995
    Oh, sure. Just... thinking aloud.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:16 No.18222003
    Trust nothing and no one in this place. See if we can track Shirou or if Saber's connection to him lets us find him. EAT NOTHING IN HERE.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:16 No.18222010
    rolled 76 = 76

    "Sargent take point, Kenji cover our rear, Miss Saber are you familiar with this room?"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:16 No.18222015
    Is the river of chocolate flowing from Shirou's fudge-plane, or into it.

    If from, then Touma might be here.
    Let's start searching the area, but remain on guard and wary.

    Ask Saber if she can detect Shirou anywhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:17 No.18222021
    Look around for Touma, if the river is the same one he could of ended up in here
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:17 No.18222022
    Start singing this.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:18 No.18222035

    >didn't Hurricane Kick the rubble out of the way.

    We're saving it for Wonka then.

    I guess look around and finally state what we've been thinking all along: "How the christ did Shirou manage to tunnel his way miles through a 20 foot wall of fudge into Candy-Land?"

    Turn around "No really, how is this even remotely fucking possible? I was brought here by a talking monkey and wield a tea-set as a weapon, and I'm calling bullshit."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:20 No.18222050
    I just had a thought: the protagonist in Fate/Stay Night was supposed to be a girl at first... I think we all know where that's going.

    In before shirounotfollowing.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:21 No.18222058

    I agree with the general sentiment to do the logical thing, but first we >>18222035

    I think the absurdity of the situation has finally reached the point where it breaks our composure.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:21 No.18222063
    rolled 2 = 2

    Gender-Bend shirou? We've tried that once, we need more practice.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:23 No.18222077
    File it away, then.

    Maybe we could practice on Kenji when he's drunk or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:24 No.18222086
    Or just tell him we are trying a potion that will protect him from feminist plots.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:24 No.18222087
    That we have been planning for a while now.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:24 No.18222090
    rolled 7 = 7

    well im off to go rent armoured core 4 dont get us killed while im gone
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:24 No.18222091
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    Wait, i was a sword?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:26 No.18222103
    "Kenji I made this potion for you, it will allow you to seamlessly blend into and infiltrate the Fem-Nazi's. I warn you thought, the effects are permanent. Your the only one man enough to do it thought.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:27 No.18222122

    I actually had an idea on the Kenji Front.

    If we used a disguise UNDER a Hayate mask, we could flip-him and make him think it was a feminist conspiracy.

    And then he'll tell everybody that it was somebody disguised as us, giving us free-reign to fuck with everybody we want.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:27 No.18222126
    We never did look at potion blasting after Shirou either.
    I still think the idea has merit
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:27 No.18222127
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:28 No.18222135
    So wait.
    A female mask under a Hayate mask so we can mess with Kenji?

    I like the way you think
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:29 No.18222138

    Better yet, tell him it's a potion that will make the users truest, deepest desires to come true.

    Act totally bewildered when he becomes a woman.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:30 No.18222148
    I just thought.
    We have Yuki as the director so where is Haruhi and Mikiru?

    Especially since Mikiru is largely a female version of us with less confidence
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:31 No.18222151

    You guys are awesome.

    Let nobody tell you otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:33 No.18222172

    If Yuki's here then that means the situation with Haruhi's stable and she no longer needs to be there.

    Mikiru, if I remember correctly, was only such a fucking woobie to avoid paradox, and was actually fairly assertive and charming outside that situation.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:34 No.18222184
    I still think we could use the three days in the girls uniform as experience for progress on that potion.

    Might not be perfect but I think it would be a bit better than
    last time
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:34 No.18222186
    As long as we don't take a boat ride, I'm OK.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:35 No.18222194
    An, been too long since I have seen the series to remember that.

    We aren't using canon perfect chars though so we could get woobie Mikuru rather than proper though
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:36 No.18222205
    >Try new potion on Shirou
    >Turns into Kurou loli
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)00:39 No.18222240
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    Your group follows the river upstream.
    Sousuke taking point, and Kenji covering the rear.
    You walk through the weird landscape as quick as you can, not touching anything.

    In the distance you spot a large chocolate waterfall, the source of the river beside you.
    As you walked closer and closer to it you begin to hear the singing.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:39 No.18222243
    rolled 22 = 22

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:41 No.18222256
    Get combat ready, do not trust the orange fiends or their diabolical master, Gene Wilder.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:41 No.18222259
    Yeah, fuck the Depp version.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:41 No.18222260

    i'm sure someone will appear if we destroy everything.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:42 No.18222264

    >Read these posts back to back
    >Actually think that's the song for a moment.

    Total fucking bewilderment, followed by laughter when I realized my mistake.

    Also, where are those lyrics from?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:42 No.18222272
    Listen and prepare for combat.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:42 No.18222274
    The Depp version wasn't inherently bad just the Gene Wilder version was shitloads better
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:43 No.18222281
    The original Charlie and the chocolate factory movie, the boat ride
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:43 No.18222283
    Prepare for battle, move forward cautiously.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:44 No.18222289
    Stealthu modo.
    Get out the cardboard boxes
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:44 No.18222291
    I weep for your childhood.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:45 No.18222295
    Gai and Souske on point, saber and Kenji will act as Cavalry.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:45 No.18222299

    I was in a parody of a Willy Wonka movie once.

    It was a gay-porno with supriingly good musical numbers.

    I'm not sure what happened to our production of 'Willy Wanker and the Coitus Factory'.

    Took the term candy maker in a whole new direction.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:47 No.18222313
    Why is Gai here? Wasn't he set up with that paper chick?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:47 No.18222317

    I used to love this movie, and I have no memory of this scene.

    What the christ.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:47 No.18222318
    Was there a chocolate factory scene?

    Also you did gay porn? Did it pay well?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)00:49 No.18222335
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    >Umpa lumpa doopity doo,
    >I have a perfect puzzle for you~
    >Umpa lumpa doopity dee,
    >If you are wise you will listen to me~
    You spot a man in a violet suit, standing in the middle of a group of orange skinned, green haired midgets.
    "Im sorry kiddies, but we arent giving tours of the factory anymore." the man says with a gleam in his eyes.
    The singing continues

    >What do you get when Shirou guzzles down treats?
    >Eating as much as an Elephant eats?
    >Did you think that prime shit was free?
    >Now for you debts you will answer to me~
    Shirou is dangling over the waterfall in a cage made of peppermint, hes trying to chew his way out and enjoying every moment of it.

    "Such a bad, bad boy. Eating all of my wares, thinking it was free." the man says as he raises his cane in your direction.
    "And you? You also come here to fill your stomachs?! Not today."
    The orange midgets face you threateningly, each of them now holding a mean looking cleaver caked with dried chocolate and blood.
    "GET THEM!"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:50 No.18222338
    Honestly I would be surprised if a gay porno DIDN'T have good musical numbers.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:51 No.18222357
    Timestop, pull Gai and Sousuke in. ROCKETS FOR EVERYONE!
    Also some tea laser.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:51 No.18222359
    Timestop and grab Wonka. If we start killing his fucking Umpa Lumpas he'll never listen to reason.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:52 No.18222363
    rolled 84 = 84

    Challenge him to a chocolate making contest.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:52 No.18222364

    I wasn't in the actual Sex Scenes, I was a comedic relief character: The janitor who walked in and saw the mess he had to clean up after everyone else left the room.

    I'm not sure if there was an actual 'chocolate' related scene per-say, but I remember licorice being used in a bondage scene. And that it was a lube waterfall instead of chocolate.

    My stuff was mostly walk in DUMBSTRUCK HORROR AT THE MESS and ordering pizza, so I wasn't paid too well.

    It was a surprisingly high class production though, not sleazy basement filmed ones like most Pornos I've been involved with.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:53 No.18222367
    This. So fucking hard. Also put a bullet directly into Wonka's head.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:53 No.18222371

    free him wonka or prepare to end up in a sticky situation.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:54 No.18222383

    I remember the look on the choreographer's face when we told him what we wanted to do.

    Fucking priceless.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:54 No.18222390
    You do lots of comic relief characters?
    And was there a pizza orgy with the pizza.

    And let's see about using that smokescreen for once then catching wonka while we have cover
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:55 No.18222403
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)00:55 No.18222407
    That was at lunch, man.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:56 No.18222410

    "Factory? Where the fuck are we? Who the fuck are these midgets? Who the fuck are you? How the fuck did Shirou manage to TUNNEL HERE FROM HIS DORM?!?"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:56 No.18222416
    Fucking Shirou, still oblivious even now.
    I don't think I could slap the stupid out of him it would be like kicking that cute retarded puppy who thinks what you want is crap in your shoes
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:57 No.18222425
    Reason? he's sicked a gang of orange midgets with meat cleavers on us.
    We're also standing by a river, in a factory, at the bottom of a mine in castle in a dorm room, in a Bureau where a talking monkey teaches us.

    I think we passed the point for reason long long long ago
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:57 No.18222428

    Challenge him to a fucking cook-off desert style. Who ever makes the best sweets and treats gets to keep the dumb-fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:58 No.18222433
    Alright we have a sort of dilemma here.

    We never really got the low down on Bureau regulations w/r/t killing the shit out of people.

    Also we never really reached a consensus on whether or not that is something Hayate is down for.

    Stop time if necessary and try to negotiate.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:58 No.18222436
    Play to lose?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:59 No.18222452
    rolled 9 = 9

    Don't fight, evade.
    Offer Wonka tea. Try to diplomacy our way out of the situation.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:59 No.18222453
    Wouldn't we deliberately throw the match?
    I mean we could go home with Saber and be happy

    Iron chef majaikal dessert battles sound fucking cool though
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:00 No.18222460
    Stop time and try to negotiate with Wonka. This is possibly a huge misunderstanding.
    Failing that, kill the shit out of everyone.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:00 No.18222464
    >Winner keeps Shirou

    Wonka just grabs a box full of terrible rejected candy, we shit on a plate.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:00 No.18222466
    Musical numbers? WE ACCEPT. RELEASE THE VIOLIN!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:00 No.18222467

    This is hat we need to tell Keima when we have our little breakdown later.

    "And there was a fucking SHRINE! *sob*"

    When he asks why him afterwards just say he happened to be the closest friend to us when e felt the panic attack coming on.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:00 No.18222470
    ...why the fuck didn't I think of that?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:01 No.18222479
    Do we really want him back?

    Voting for dapper diplomacy.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)01:01 No.18222481
    I doubt this'll have an impact, but:
    "Sir, I assure you, we're only here to retrive the idiot. He's being missed in class. Somewhat."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:02 No.18222485

    THIS. just play. No explination, no witty one-liners, just start playing. Take all of our hurt and sadness and channel it into pure soul wrenching music.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:02 No.18222497
    >He's being missed in class. Somewhat."
    "Specifically, Target Practice."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:02 No.18222498
    No! That's going too far! We want to beat them, not make them kill themselves!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:03 No.18222501
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    God damn, we will make them all weep! LG we need a PTSD flashback!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:03 No.18222505
    "Nice rhythm, catchy too.
    "Alto's are fine, but you need to work on your bass.
    "You've shown me yours, now allow me to show you mine."

    Pull out our violin, and begin playing.
    Towards our friends "Everyone, cover your ears!"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:05 No.18222515
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    This is a war crime. We must do it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)01:06 No.18222519
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    Theyre upon you, the cleavers flashing in the light.
    Everyone in your group prepared to fight down to the last man.

    "WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" you yell, stopping your friends from attacking the midgets.
    "Good sir." you tell the man in the violet suit. "It appears we have come to a huge misunderstanding."
    "We only want to retrieve our friend that has gone missing. We are not here to rob you of your work, nor are we here to fight you."

    "Please, calm down and listen as I PLAY YOUR THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE."

    You take out your violin and prepare to play.

    What do you play?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:07 No.18222528
    rolled 13 = 13

    And now we fail miserably
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:07 No.18222529
    The Violin will bring us victory.

    It also might have some effect on Shirou. What, I don't know, but it will be amusing.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:07 No.18222530
    rolled 49 = 49


    curse you dice gods!!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:07 No.18222532
    rolled 80 = 80

    We compose a song as sad as Shirou is dense.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:07 No.18222534
    rolled 28 = 28

    I don't know, something sad.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:08 No.18222537
    rolled 74 = 74


    Play something upbeat, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:08 No.18222538
    rolled 71 = 71

    In The Hall of The Mountain King
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:08 No.18222539
    rolled 10 = 10

    We play either the same one from earlier, or maybe just play with another memory in mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:08 No.18222542
    rolled 52 = 52

    Draw on what we felt that first night with Erica, when Shirou barged in looking for fudge.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:08 No.18222543
    rolled 25 = 25

    Shirou will be too dense to understand why everyone is crying

    Saber will fall in love with us from how beautifully sad our music is
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:08 No.18222546
    rolled 6 = 6

    The Ballad of Never Again. It's a mournful and angry piece. It takes all of our abandonment and loss and channels it into a song about how we'll never let that happen again. It is meant to evoke fear and sorrow in our enemies. Sorrow at what they might do to someone already so wounded, fear at what our retribution would inevitably be.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:09 No.18222553
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    rolled 34 = 34

    We play SONG OF LOVE so that Wonka will give us what we want.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:09 No.18222557
    rolled 44 = 44

    fucking TG dice...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:09 No.18222558
    rolled 8 = 8

    Are you mad?
    Even we could not compose something as sad as hew is dense. It's .. It's just not possible
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:09 No.18222560
    rolled 65 = 65

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)01:09 No.18222561
    rolled 87 = 87

    How can we not play this?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:10 No.18222565
    rolled 92 = 92

    Sonata in G minor, Unrequited Vanilla Icecream.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:10 No.18222568
    rolled 61 = 61

    Seconding. Seems like it'll go over well with the little orange bastards.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:10 No.18222569
    rolled 68 = 68

    This but the oompa loompas commit suicide by jumping into the chocolate lake as well
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:10 No.18222572
    rolled 92 = 92

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:11 No.18222575
    rolled 97 = 97

    Oh shit, which one? I vote for the Ballad of Never Again.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:12 No.18222586
    rolled 8 = 8

    I think we will have made a new song here
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:12 No.18222587
    TG dice did us proud.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:13 No.18222590
    rolled 14 = 14

    One more vote for "Ballad of Never Again"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:13 No.18222592

    This is going to be good.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)01:13 No.18222595
    rolled 20 = 20


    Now where's the one?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:14 No.18222599
    Inb4 it fails to affect Shirou at all
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:14 No.18222603

    >Never Again.

    This is going to be awesome.

    All our sorrow and hate for the world in one song, at a 97.

    Wonka's going to give us the keys to the fucking factory.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:15 No.18222607
    rolled 56 = 56

    You have no call to ask for a 1.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:15 No.18222608
    rolled 52 = 52


    Don't worry bro, got ya covered.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:16 No.18222617

    >Actually a decent roll

    /tg/ dice are sentient and fucking with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:16 No.18222619
    I hope the fear and sorrow doesn't instantly drive anyone who hears it to suicide because they don't want to by on our bad side.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)01:17 No.18222631
    I'm not asking for it. I'm happily having my expectations broken.

    Also note that I've turned my dice off.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:17 No.18222636
    After we finish playing, just walk up to Wonka and give him a hug.

    Then go cut Shirou down.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:19 No.18222651
    I know exactly what favor to ask of him instead of those keys. Something like, say, 2 statuses like the one we have, hand made with edible clothes and anatomically correct. There's our presents. Then we give Nanoha the original that can't be stripped.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:19 No.18222656
    Just a heads-up, we're on page 7.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:20 No.18222658
    Best finisher.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:20 No.18222661
    Fuuuuuu we need to jump up some.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:21 No.18222667
    We sink under the weight of MSQ's awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:22 No.18222670

    For one, we can make that, for two, that's fucking creepy.

    Just give him a hug and ask for nothing in return.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)01:22 No.18222676
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    You draw your bow across the strings and begin to play the The Ballad of Never Again.
    A song you made to reflect that night Shirou interrupted you and Erica.

    The rage and disappointment flowed into the music. A hint of sadness adding to the melody.
    You glance around as you play.

    Kenji and Sousuke are balling thier hands into fists, eyes watering.
    Saber stands there looking morose, remembering the night she was unable to stop Shirou's idiocy.
    Gai is gritting his teeth, his right hand flexing as if resisting the urge to slap something.

    The midgets, with thier weapons held high, freeze and one by one lower them.
    The man in the violet suit, stands up and approaches you.
    "You have made me see why I should let him go. I would not want the same tragedy to befall me."

    He claps you on the shoulder.
    "GO! Go and take that idiot with you!"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)01:24 No.18222683
    Post faster, you glorious bastard, I need to go bed.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:24 No.18222690

    This is the best answer.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:25 No.18222695
    I wonder if we can reimburse Wonka with some of our prize money.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:25 No.18222698
    "Thank you Mr. Wonka. Now Shirou we have some things to discuss." Drag that bitch to Mikes office.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:26 No.18222711
    See if Saber wants to make up for her failure of stopping Shirou after hearing the song.

    Or probably better leave it for another time, we have our hands full with our natural charm attracting too many ladies as it is
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:27 No.18222718
    Bow to Wonka.
    "Thank you, sir. May we cross paths again under better circumstances."

    Have saucers take Sousuke and Kenji up so they can get Shirou.

    "Until we meet again, please accept this token of my apology."

    Pour him a cup of some of the best tea we've made.

    Now we need to find Touma.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:28 No.18222722
    Uh guys we're still missing Touma.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:29 No.18222733
    We probably should look into that.

    He was probably waiting to ambush the oompa loompas or wonka during the fight
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:29 No.18222737



    I fucking KNEW we were forgetting something.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:29 No.18222739
    rolled 30 = 30

    "Ms. Saber, should you ever tire of Shirou's... personality... decisions... stupidity, let's say stupidity, feel free to drop by, I will always be happy to accept you into my team, among other thing."
    Or something similar. Rolling for Classy Swag.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:31 No.18222754
    rolled 68 = 68

    "Wonka, has our friend washed up anywhere?"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:32 No.18222769
    Might want to wait with that, we're still not fully stabalised with the girls we have and the ones that are currently already in our swag field.

    To grow to greedy will unleash things best kept locked away.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:33 No.18222771

    Let's not ok?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:33 No.18222773
    That's insulting to her sense of loyalty and honor. As stupid as Shirou is, she is his Device.

    "Ms. Saber, the door of myself, Kraus, Jakob, and Theodore are always open to you should you wish some tea, company, and conversation."

    There, that's better.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)01:33 No.18222775
    Guess not
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:33 No.18222776
    Your correct, we dont want it to collapse in on itself.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:35 No.18222789
    Yeah we want the tenchi route.
    Once it becomes self sustaining then we add as many as we please
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:36 No.18222792
    You know, this is the second time we've seen somebody else's device take on a human form.

    We should ask Kraus if he could do that, because I can see more than one situation where an extra set of hands could really help us out.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:36 No.18222796
    This on the way out after finding Touma
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:36 No.18222799
    So where's Touma? we still need to find him, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:37 No.18222806
    >she is his Device
    Which means we help her get with Kraus.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:37 No.18222813
    I don't think it's a standard feature but we could learn it.
    Have Kraus either as the butler from Hellsing or an angry marine in a tuxedo
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:38 No.18222818
    No we share her with Kraus
    He gets sword more we get Saber mode
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:39 No.18222824
    Like hell he's getting saber to himself.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)01:39 No.18222829
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    "Thank you sir." you tell him with a bow.
    "Please, I know this isnt much, but let me pour you some tea."
    Kenji flies up the falls to retrieve Shirou.
    He withers under Saber's cold look when regrouped with you.

    "Sir, I don't know if youve, seen him. But one of our friends were carried away by the river on the way here. Perhaps you know where he is?"
    "Oh? Im pretty sure he should be in that moat, this idiot dug diverted my river into." He answers as he sips the tea you've served.

    After finishing his cup he leads you to a small dock where a boat is moored.
    "Just take this boat and it should take you outside. I'll take care of the breach in the mines."

    Your group steps into the boat, Shirou firmly in place between Saber and Gai.

    "As an apology for our in-hospitality earlier, allow me to give you these." he says as he hands out leather-bags with the words 'WONKA's BAG-O-SWEETS'
    "Theyre a new product we're testing out. Should hit the stores by next month. Guaranteed never to run out."

    The boat pushes off and you sail peacefully down the river.
    On and on you rode in peace, that is until you reach the tunnel.

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:40 No.18222836
    rolled 46 = 46

    oh no
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:41 No.18222845
    rolled 30 = 30

    Fuck we stared down the Necronomicon this shit is nothing....

    Unless we nearly drowned as a child and this trigger s PTSD mode
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:42 No.18222848
    rolled 44 = 44

    We tell NO ONE about those bags. It will cause problems.

    Rolling for SAN Loss.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:42 No.18222850
    The tunnel will prove useful fuel for future songs and future potions. Also, I'm pretty sure that the BAG-O-SWEETS will fix the Shirou problem.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)01:43 No.18222855
    rolled 94 = 94


    It was damn tempting to cheat for a 1, but that really would not be cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:43 No.18222858
    rolled 16 = 16

    Infinite bag of sweets.
    Erica and/or Sakura are gonna put that to the test
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:43 No.18222860

    nice knowing you guys
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:43 No.18222862
    rolled 85 = 85

    i love the warm and cozy feeling of sanity loss reminds me of home
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:44 No.18222869
    Goddamnit I thought we set up Gai with that paper chick!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:44 No.18222871
    rolled 81 = 81


    Bitch please.

    Hayate's childhood is worse than anything we'll see in this tunnel.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:44 No.18222874
    We will have to head back some time and ask him for alchemy lessons
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:45 No.18222885
    We did at lunch
    This took place after classes
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:45 No.18222887
    We did but Shirou is a friend sorta. So we all are obligated to bail him out.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:46 No.18222889
    rolled 9 = 9

    Worse? Probably.
    Anywhere near as trippy? NOPE.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:46 No.18222891
    rolled 80 = 80

    Let me get that for you
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:46 No.18222899

    WE DID.

    They had LUNCH.

    This is WELL AFTER THAT.


    >captcha: Debt irrelivent

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:47 No.18222904
    what about heterosexual sex in the missionary position between a married couple with the purpose of procreation
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:47 No.18222908
    Oh shit! Sakura! She heard our Requiem! She was the last person to get to class today! We should talk with her, make sure she's okay.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:47 No.18222912
    Take that shit back to /d/ where it belongs.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:47 No.18222913

    Sounds Kinky. Lights on or off?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)01:48 No.18222916
    The dice have accepted that the tunnel can show us nothing we haven't lived through or already imagined.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:48 No.18222919
    She needs hugs! After we escape this hellhole we go to her!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)01:48 No.18222921
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    Visions, shapes and sounds assaulted your senses.
    Things of utter horror flying at you out of the darkness.

    YOu take it all in stride. You are a butler. NOTHING fazes you.
    Gai is sitting stoically, Saber doing much the same.
    Shirou is busily digging into the bag of sweets.
    Kenji and Sousuke have these bored look on thier faces.

    A moment later and you sail out into the light.
    You find yourselves in moat in front of the fortress.
    There, on the banks, Touma is sitting on a chunk of fudge after he cleared away the landslide covering the door.

    You hear a distant thunder and feel a rumbling in the earth. You know that the mines have been sealed.

    You get off the boat and regroup yourselves by the door.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:49 No.18222930
    This is a good point.
    We know how impressionable she is and we don't want to make her sad after sorting the issues with Nanoha out
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:49 No.18222933
    >Infinite bag of sweets.
    >Suddenly Erica's room is clean because no candy-wrappers.


    Can't wait to see the look one Perrine's face when she realizes we've domesticated her.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:50 No.18222940

    Drag Shirou to Mike's office.

    Take turns with Mike beating the stupid out of him.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:50 No.18222942
    "Ms. Saber it has been a pleasure working with you. Shirou get us out of here."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:51 No.18222947
    Don't you mean Trude since she shared a room with her?
    Although I think they all would be amazed at us domesticating Erica somewhat
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:51 No.18222948
    Oh, God, THIS!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:51 No.18222951
    Yeah, honestly, I think that's the only right word for it. We make her go from being a feral dog to our puppy.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:52 No.18222958
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:52 No.18222962
    Team Gives-No-Fucks in da house.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:53 No.18222968
    I like the way you think.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:53 No.18222969

    >No fucks mind
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:53 No.18222971
    Why do you have such a hard on for beating Shirou?
    It won't actually do any good. Best we can do is leave him to Saber and she sorts him out some
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:53 No.18222973
    Sousuke is unnafected.
    Kenji just doesnt have enough SAN to loose anymore.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:53 No.18222978
    Okay, let's exit the room/plane. Say >>18222773
    Invite Saber for tea and talking it out when Shirou's stupid gets too much.
    Contact Mike and give him a brief report. Ask what we should do about the fudge plane.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)01:54 No.18222981
    "Sup. you, uh, hear any music out here?"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:54 No.18222982
    We've tamed her. Mostly.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:54 No.18222985
    That and he's pretty much blind.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:54 No.18222987
    Voting for this.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:54 No.18222989

    Then we take Shirou to Mike, explain the situation, and tell Saber to beat the stupid out of him?

    I really don't care who does the beating, as long as it happens until the stupid is gone.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:54 No.18222990
    Good plan
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:55 No.18222998
    I like it too, it's up to our classy standards.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:56 No.18222999
    There is no such thing as a beating sufficient to knock the stupid out of Shirou
    That's like trying to put out the sun by pissing on it
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:57 No.18223006
    If we knock enough stupid out of Shirou... would he become Archer?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:58 No.18223019

    We won't know until we try.

    If it works then we've just solved one of our biggest problems.

    If it fails then we've given Shirou the most savage beating of his life.

    So it's a pretty solid win/win.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)01:59 No.18223027
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    Your group leaves Shirou's room covered in chocolate and fudge stains.
    In the hallway, you report in with Mike.
    'Mike we found Shirou.' you tell him
    'Good. Send him up to my office.'

    Gai volunteers to escort Shirou to Mike's as the others take their leave.
    As Saber leaves with Shirou and Gai, you call out to her.
    "Miss Saber, If you ever want a spot of tea, or just some company, please know that my room shall always be open to you."
    She thanks you for the offer and leaves.

    Left alone in the hallway, you check the time.
    [21:30] it reads on the digital clock on the wall.

    You think of what to do next.

    FudgeBunny hayate
    infinite bag of sweets.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:00 No.18223037
    Take a shower. See what the girls have been up to.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:00 No.18223040
    We check in on Nanoha, Im worried now.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:01 No.18223045
    rolled 39 = 39

    Have the girls lick us clean.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:01 No.18223048
    I've been thinking that Archer is an average of Shirou and Kurou.

    Shirou turns into Kurou, and vice versa, from a sharp impact.

    We just need to beat him in such a manner that he gets stuck halfway.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:02 No.18223056
    So much this.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:02 No.18223057
    Check on Sakura, since she seemed affected pretty badly by our violin practice
    Go to our room.
    Show Erica the bag of sweets if she is there if not hang onto it
    Collapse into a heap and wonder just how strange this world is going to keep getting
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:02 No.18223058

    Seconding this.

    Also, we should wait to give Erica the candy-bag until her birthday.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)02:03 No.18223062
    Dinner. See if any of our ladies would care to join us. If not, the rest of Team Where-the-fuck-is-Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:03 No.18223069
    Heh best birthday present ever for her.

    We should see if the others want theirs cause Sakura would love one too
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:04 No.18223079

    >infinite candy for her birthday

    Our hips are going to be too sore to walk for weeks afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:05 No.18223082
    Check in to see if Sakura is asleep, or if she's awake, if she wants to talk about the music this morning. She was the most affected, and we want to be sure she's okay.

    Maybe we should play her a song of when we got our bike, one of the rare bright moments in our past life.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:05 No.18223084
    What hips?
    Once she is done they would be gone and we would need majaikal replacements
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:05 No.18223085

    I like this line of thought.

    It can only lead to good places.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:05 No.18223086
    rolled 60 = 60

    We'll need a gift for Ursula of equal magnitude by then. After all, they have the same birthday.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:06 No.18223089
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:06 No.18223094
    This can only end poorly, we see Sakura, we make sure she's fine. I don't want depressing her normally bubbly self on my conscience.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:06 No.18223097
    Nah all the sex will burn up the calories
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:07 No.18223105
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    I'm just waiting for somebody to talk shit about our bike.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)02:08 No.18223110
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    >check in on Sakura.
    You straighten yourself up and generate a new, clean uniform.
    you head up the stairs to the girls' floor.

    You found Sakura in her bed just laying there quietly.
    "H-hayate?" she asks you as you open the door.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:08 No.18223112
    Visit Sakura if she hasn't gone to bed, otherwise, dinner with the Twins.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:09 No.18223121

    want some candy?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:09 No.18223122
    We can't ask Gai, because he has a use for his. Souske and Kenji should be able to part with theirs though. We can trade Souske some BREAD for it. It'll work, trust me. Kenji...we can trade him the gender swap potion for his bag, but we'll tell him it's the ULTIMATE ANTI-FEMINIST WEAPON, because it kinda is.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:10 No.18223123
    I feel bad now. She laying there in the quiet. Alone. In the dark. We must comfort her.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:10 No.18223124

    "Hey, what's wrong?"

    We are going straight to fucking therapy if we broke the fucking little girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:11 No.18223138

    No, tell him it'll grant his deepest wish when he drinks it.

    Then we act totally bewildered as to why he's a woman.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:12 No.18223152


    You hit me right in my emotions!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:13 No.18223157
    No no breaking the cutie, bad hayate

    Ask her what's wrong
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:14 No.18223168
    actually thats right i read in a article that sex burns more calories than running
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:14 No.18223171
    We smell like candy. She will be alright after we use our butler powers.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:15 No.18223187
    "Hey Sakura. Want to talk about it?"

    I seriously considering Adagio in A minor, "I like to ride my bicycle" to cheer her up.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:16 No.18223190
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    This is the only pic that adequately conveys my feelings at the situation.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:16 No.18223192
    maybe there's a correlation between fatness and lack of sex?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:18 No.18223203
    I know I am claiming it.
    Sadly I am single or i would use it as on my girlfriend
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)02:18 No.18223206
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    "Hey what's wrong?" you ask her as you approach her bed.
    "The song..." she tells you in a whisper.
    "It was so sad..."

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:18 No.18223208
    Hey Sakura, are you doing OK? Tell her everything will be alright.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:18 No.18223210
    Bring that up to a university, $100 bucks says one of them will fund your study.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:18 No.18223211
    What the ever loving fuck did I must watch?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:19 No.18223216
    Hurm. Must investigate later.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:19 No.18223220

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:20 No.18223228
    The question is which way the causation goes.

    Probably both. It's a vicious cycle.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:21 No.18223233

    it's time for one of our hugs.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:21 No.18223236

    Give her a hug.

    Apologize for it being so sad. We'll try and write a happy one for her.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:22 No.18223244
    Apologize and give her a hug
    Remember to never play our sadness songs around her
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:23 No.18223255
    Give her a hug.
    "I'm sorry Sakura. It's all my fault."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:23 No.18223257
    "I do apologize, I had played without realizing just how easy it was for noise to escape my room. Do not worry Sakura, that song was nothing more than an old memory from home." I vote for a hug. Bitches love hugs.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:23 No.18223258
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:23 No.18223260
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    you know goats can do the same thing trust me i have four of the bastards
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:24 No.18223263
    Hug her, tell her that while the song was sad everything is better now. The song was born from a pain that no longer rules our life. Instead of having deadbeat parents the song now has a great new life with people he cares about.

    About half way through this we realize we're not actually talking about the song anymore.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:26 No.18223280
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:26 No.18223282
    "Sakura, Don't be sad just because the song was sad. The song that you heard was just a memory, from my past, to remind me. What I have now, compared to where I came from is paradise, I could possibly call this heaven if I thought I might be dead. Sometimes you have to look at the sad times to better appreciate the good times, that's what the song was about."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:26 No.18223285
    Too formal, Sakura is more a little sister to us
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:27 No.18223289
    I call for a mixture
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:27 No.18223295
    This sounds so... Hayate. That sounds so Hayate.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)02:28 No.18223302
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    You sit beside her and give her a quick hug.
    "I'm sorry if i ruined your day Sakura."
    "i promise i'll play happier songs from now on."
    She smiles at this.
    "Hey, How about i play you one now?"

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:29 No.18223310
    rolled 18 = 18

    A song about the joy of buying your bike, how hard work paid off with success.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:29 No.18223312
    rolled 38 = 38

    Play her the song of your bike how much you loved riding it and how happy you were the day you got it
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:30 No.18223314


    The sooner we realize we need therapy, the better off everyone will be.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:30 No.18223322
    Hmm. The Ballad of New Life, a piece about the feeling of having someone who cares about you there when you wake up.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:30 No.18223324
    rolled 29 = 29

    Play the song of meeting a talking monkey and becoming a magical butler.

    It starts off confused and then it is still confused by it is the happiest confusion you've ever heard.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:30 No.18223325
    rolled 66 = 66

    Salvation of a Bike. It has tons of spring, renewal, and joy in it.

    It's secretly actually called Salvation of a Butler, but we're in denial about that.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:30 No.18223326
    rolled 89 = 89

    Don't need rolls but following the crowd anyway
    Agreeing with

    Ode to bike chan
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:31 No.18223331
    rolled 44 = 44


    Play her a song inspired by our new life here.

    Brief but happy.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:31 No.18223333
    Yep. So suggesting this right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:31 No.18223336
    rolled 30 = 30

    Play "Ode to Bike-riding"
    All of the joy we had from Bike-chan.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:31 No.18223337
    rolled 20 = 20

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:32 No.18223338
    We know we need therapy, we just fear that it would all go wrong and we would lose everything or this all turned out to be a dream
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:33 No.18223354
    Or we would just depress our therapists too much
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:35 No.18223372
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:36 No.18223382
    We still need a grand piano that we can sneak into Keima's room at night to serenade him with.
    Play either fly me to the moon or something Elton John, either way it would be glorious
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:36 No.18223383

    I kinda want to get help in the most comedic way possible.

    Like since tomorrow is the last day we have to wear girl's clothing, we should just walk into Mike's office wearing it and telling him we need therapy.

    Tell him it had something to do with playing the violin, and refuse to elaborate.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:36 No.18223384
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:37 No.18223395
    I assume Mike or someone would have one we can borrow.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:38 No.18223398
    No tomorrow we have to controlled crash onto Keima and make him take us to Mike to get therapy
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:39 No.18223404
    True but we wanted our own one anyway just the panic room and flak variants were too expensive and consensus decided against it
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)02:39 No.18223411
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    YOu whip out your violin and play Happiness on Two Wheels.
    It's a song about your bike, the joy of your first ride on it.
    It's a swift song with terrific pace.
    Notes reflecting each wonderful rotation of the tires.
    YOu play your heart out with this happy upbeat melody.
    You see her smiling her sweet bright smile by the end.
    After the song ends, you sit back down besides her and put an arm around her.
    :"hey you okay now?" you ask
    "Yes!" she answers smiling.
    "but... I was wondering if i could ask you a favor..."
    "Sure. What is it?"
    "Can you sleep by me tonight?"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:40 No.18223421
    Oooooooooohhhhhh Shit.

    This is going to be interesting.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:41 No.18223424
    Well we can't say no and not seem like an asshole so yeah. Not aiming for her to join the harem but do it for her
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:42 No.18223431
    Im going to say yes. It's going to hurt a hell of a lot tomorrow when the twins find out, but it is a necessary risk.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:42 No.18223433

    We gotta find out why and then clear it with the rest of the gang.

    We do have some experience with this sort of thing, we have already unexpectedly spent nights with Ursula and Nahona, but this is our little sister analogue so it is time to tread extra lightly.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:42 No.18223434
    Okay, we need to, like, design some forms that girls can fill out and submit to our existing harem. So they can apply for time-share or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:42 No.18223436
    rolled 24 = 24


    mentalate to kemina about this like he were the twins, just for fun then let the twins know that sakura wants to go to bed in a bed that we are using for the purposes of sleeping and sleeping only

    rolling for effect
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:43 No.18223441
    >implying there exists anyone who won't eventually be in the harem.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:43 No.18223442
    And our swagravity has pulled another one into orbit around us. At least we have enough real love right now to soften the blows from that incoming swarm of tsunderes.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:44 No.18223444
    Send a message to the girls, tell them

    "I think another girl has a crush on me. I'm going to spend tonight comforting a little girl, nothing sexual. See you in the morning, also you might want to draw up legal contracts for harem entry, we'll need them."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:44 No.18223445
    We could ask if she wants to come to our bed.

    We need to explain to Nanoha and the twins where we are, if they are expecting us to show up (which I assume they are).
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:44 No.18223446
    rolled 90 = 90

    Mentillate to the twins with an honest, unabashed, "OH SHIT WHAT DO I DO!?"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:45 No.18223451
    Well because she is the little sister analogue we will be avoiding everything aside from being like a big brother for her

    But do tell our girls what is happening and why
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:45 No.18223452
    >people thinking harem shit

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:45 No.18223456
    This, but include Nanoha as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:45 No.18223458
    Yes this is good.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:45 No.18223459
    Lets do this. I mean theres no way we have the strength for the twins, plus nanoha. Chances are they dont notice till morning.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:46 No.18223463
    Because this is how it all started and we want to avoid that shit like the plague with her.

    People complained enough about Nanoha being a girlfriend imagine the shitstorm if they got that idea about Sakura
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:46 No.18223464
    rolled 7 = 7

    This is what you should have linked.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:46 No.18223465
    Chill your jimmies, nobody's suggesting we add Sakura to the harem, but we do have three other people to consider when deciding what bed to sleep in.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:47 No.18223468
    One leads to the other. So I vote both.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:47 No.18223469
    Yes that is what I meant if it wasn't clear.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)02:47 No.18223474
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    "Why?" you ask her.
    "Well, my dad used to do it for me when i was sad. And I was sad earlier. Can you do it please?"

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:48 No.18223478
    rolled 59 = 59

    >calls someone a faggot
    >calls someone a faggot for not choosing Freddie Mercury
    Sounds about right.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:48 No.18223481
    I still want to see what happens when Sakura drinks espresso. The idea came up during the SW arc and it sounded awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:49 No.18223482
    Call Twins, ask for advice.
    Then maybe ask Nanoha if she'd like to come over.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:49 No.18223485

    This one
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:49 No.18223486

    On the one hand, I kinda like that song.

    On the other, you just put down the R/B bike song and linked to Freddie Mercury while calling someone a fag.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:49 No.18223487
    Contact the twins and nanoha. We have to do it regardless, so midas well tell them whats up.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:50 No.18223496
    See if we can get Nahona to do it.

    Dodge any potential misunderstandings and get a whole night alone with the twins
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:50 No.18223503
    Mentilate our girlfriends and tell them what is going on.
    Tell her ok but we need a shower first because we spent all afternoon and evening trudging through another dimension
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:50 No.18223504

    Although I see no problem with the arrangement, so long as we have a chaperone. It's not about sexytimes, it's about being there for someone who seriously needs the company.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:51 No.18223507
    rolled 97 = 97

    Sleepover? You, your girls, and her?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:52 No.18223511

    Call the girls.

    We want to comfort little girl, but we don't want awkward.

    We need to make sure they're cool with either us being here, or her joining us.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:52 No.18223512
    Call Nanoha, tell her the situation, have her sleep over too.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:52 No.18223515
    Not the worst idea
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:53 No.18223519
    That was my plan. More company, more happy times.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:53 No.18223520
    While that sounds like a good idea she seems to want more just one person to stay with her like dad used to and she sees us as a big brother who would do that sort of thing for her
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:53 No.18223522


    We need to make sure that our girls are alright with it though.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:54 No.18223526
    Ding Ding. We have a winner!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)02:54 No.18223529
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    You contanct the Twins and Nanoha.
    "Girls, I'm gonna be spending the night in Sakura's room." you tell them
    "WHAT?!" Erica screams in your mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:54 No.18223530
    We really need a bigger bed
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:55 No.18223540
    Way to tread lightly there sport.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:55 No.18223541
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:55 No.18223545
    That either means hoping somewhere like the ridiculously convenient store has one or another trip to Billy's...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:56 No.18223547
    'My playing messed her up pretty bad, she doesn't want to be alone. I was hoping you wouldn't mind joining us, I don't want anything to be misunderstood.'
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:56 No.18223549
    Hahaha misunderstandings
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:56 No.18223552
    rolled 13 = 13

    "Since you asked so nicdly, there is no way I could refuse. "
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)02:58 No.18223567
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    "No, no... Not like THAT! She's homesick, and lonely. She just wants to sleep next to somebody."

    "Oh." Erica answers. "Well, just bring her down here. We're all waiting for you here in your room anyway."

    You lead Sakura down the stairs to your room.
    In there you find your bed had been replaced by a much bigger one. And all three girls waiting on it.

    "Wait... Why is everyone in here?" Sakura asks as she sees the three.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:59 No.18223572
    We should seriously remove our balls from the chopping block.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:59 No.18223574
    "Little girl is lonely and homesick and needs a friend beside her. There was no way I could refuse. We could opt for a sleepover, perhaps."

    Internally: PANIC.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:59 No.18223581
    >The girls got us a bigger bed

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:59 No.18223583
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:00 No.18223584
    They were here for a sleepover
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:00 No.18223585
    rolled 71 = 71

    "It looks like we're all having a sleepover tonight."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:00 No.18223588
    Yay they are so thoughtful!
    The fuck do we tell Sakura?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:00 No.18223592
    It's not sexual, perv, my violin playing disturbed her, she's homesick and lonely. She needs company, trust me on this one. I'm not going to do anything like that without your consent. You'll live without me for one night. Hugs and kisses meine herrin.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:00 No.18223594
    "I forgot to turn off my swag one night. But the company is nice, so it turned out okay."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:00 No.18223595
    I really wanted to go to Billy's again
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:04 No.18223618
    Sleepover, you need company and friends, I've got a large bed full of people who care for you. Make her some hot chocolate and go all caring big brother mode on this.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:04 No.18223620
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    rolled 72 = 72

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)03:05 No.18223624
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    Everyone freezes, unsure of what to say.
    Sakura thankfully answers herself..
    "SLEEEEEEEPOVER! YAY!" she happily shouts as she jumps onto the bed.
    The girls welcome her in the group and get to doing what girls do best, talking lots and lots of talking.

    As the girls get to talking you excuse yourself for a quick shower.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:05 No.18223625

    "Told 'em you were feeling sad, they decided to have a sleep-over."

    Give everyone THE LOOK when Sakura turns away.

    It is too soon for her to realize the truth of the SWAG.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:05 No.18223628
    Page 11.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:06 No.18223632
    >meine herrin

    Meine schatzi would work well, or meine dame, or meine fraulein.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:07 No.18223646
    rolled 75 = 75

    Awww... I was hoping the girls would clean the chocolate off of us. With their tongues.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:08 No.18223657
    That might still happen...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:08 No.18223658

    so do we had over the bag of sweets now or later?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:09 No.18223664
    not today.

    Later we could consider doing something like ParrotBathingInChocolate.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:11 No.18223677
    Later, after we have a chance to collect the bags from some of the other guys.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:12 No.18223686
    Save it for her birthday. Unless it was recently, anyway. With crazy timestream shenanigans, who knows when it will be.
    We have to get something for Ursula too, they are twins after all. Some wibbly-wobbly thing from the Doctor?
    >> Sidestory: Le chat du train Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)03:13 No.18223698
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    You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
    There's this weird guy in your class.
    A weird guy you just can't seem to avoid.

    You were coming out of your room to head to the showers when you saw him.
    He was walking with one of your youngest classmates towards the stairs.
    He was wearing his butler uniform, she in her pajamas.
    You don't think you like what's going on.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)03:14 No.18223708
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    What the Butler Saw
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)03:15 No.18223715
    new thread 0600 4chan time..
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:15 No.18223717

    one huge misunderstanding.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:15 No.18223722
    >4 girls in room
    >Only have gift for 1 girl

    Wat do /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:15 No.18223724

    I'm just waiting for her to confront us.

    We're going to completely re-define the Hayate-Hina dynamic from canon.

    Up front and honest about everything. No misunderstandings EVER.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:15 No.18223726
    Yey more misunderstandings!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:16 No.18223733
    It is a bag of infinite candy.

    We can give it to all of them to share.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:16 No.18223734
    OOOHHHH. I sense misunderstandings afoot.

    I wonder how Shirou will react now that he's lost his mines
    Also how would he react to his shrine being desecrated.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:16 No.18223735
    Someone get this on the archive, please.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:17 No.18223737

    Save it.

    Candy-bag is going to be for Erica's birthday, and we've got a few weeks to get something as awesome for Ursula.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:18 No.18223750
    Until LG twists our words or outright ignores our suggestions...
    Thankfully its all in good fun most of the time and all the other times it's because he didn't refresh the page or was lightly railroading us to awesome...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:22 No.18223783

    >Twists words.

    That's why we're as un ambiguous as possible.

    Still plenty of room for comedy, like when we need to explain why we're pimping so hard.

    "It's quite simple. I have entirely too much swag."
    "Swag. It's sort of a broad term for the sort of qualities that attract and enamor women. And I have a lot of it apparently."
    "Really now."
    "Bagged twins right off the bat. ever since then people have just been slowly drifting in. Last I counted there was like six different people crushing on me. One of them's a dude."
    "The crazy part is that they all seem willing to share! I honestly have no idea what I'm doing, but apparently I'm doing a damned good job of it."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:24 No.18223795
    "I see..."
    "And if you're not careful, you just might end up like the rest of them."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:26 No.18223819
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:26 No.18223820
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:26 No.18223821
    Then we take a wooden sword to the face. You can't appease those violent tsunderes. They hunt for excuses to be violent, because that's how they show affection.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:28 No.18223835

    "So what, you're building a Harem?"
    "It's building itself! I have done nothing to incite nor encourage this behavior."
    "Sooo.... How many do you plan on taking in?"
    "I have no idea."
    "You actually want-"
    "Not WANT per say, but if someone genuinely cares for you, it's sort of callous to just turn them away. I'm not actively seeking women out, but if a beautiful girl comes knocking that's a different story. As long as my girls have no problem with them joining in, than neither do I."
    "And what then?"
    "I shall do my best to make them happy. All of them."
    "...How many do you think you can handle?"
    "Won't know till we get there."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:29 No.18223841
    "I-it's not like I wanted to hit y-you or a-anything. Baka!"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:31 No.18223857

    "L-Like the rest?"
    "Totally satisfied."

    THEN sworded.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:33 No.18223871
    Then we SWORD her.
    In the butt
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:34 No.18223874
    Exactly. It's just better to let her misunderstand and take our lumps like the manly motherfucker we are, than to tie ourselves in knots trying to avoid the inevitable.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:36 No.18223895
    I was thinking today about our stated goals for this quest, as well as the bits of our future we have been spoiled about. I want to keep a running list, and I believe this covers things well.

    >Ayasaki Hayate, Goals and Spoilers
    >Long Term Goals:
    > Expand Harem
    > Current Candidates: Keima, Perrine, Hinagiku, Director Yuki
    > Acquire Swag Mansion
    > Collect Museum of Hayate's Horrible Childhood
    > Discover a way to satisfy the entire harem without risking a Swag Singularity
    > Fully Repair Cassiopeia
    > Lunch with Keima on the Day of Time Shenanigans
    > Help Past Self achieve TWINS THEY WERE!

    Did I miss anything?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:36 No.18223898
    >the unavoidable
    Waking up covered in bitches?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:39 No.18223930

    I'm picturing Erica listening in on the conversation, thinking about interrupting. When...

    "Look, I know it sounds kinda weird, maybe even kinda sleazy, but it's not like that."
    "Oh really?"
    "I know what it's liked to not be loved back. I know what it's like to wake up alone. To go to bed alone. It's not the sort of thing I would wish on anybody. I would sooner cut our my own heart than hurt any on my friends or anyone I might be involved with romantically. If they feel that a line must be drawn , then I will not cross it. But if I see somebody hurting, somebody lonely, I'll walk right up to that line and give them what comfort I can."
    "Damn. No wonder all the women want you."
    "I just hope there's enough to go around."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:39 No.18223931
    Consolidate Consorts
    Purchase Piano
    Plan Party
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:41 No.18223946
    Visit Max (re: Bear Gummy Bears, chat him up)
    Continue alchemy studies
    Continue visiting Doctor
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:42 No.18223951
    Awesome Alliteration, amigo.

    >seemed steuth
    Quite classy, Captcha
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:42 No.18223952
    And then we learn Hina's sad backstory as well.

    [her parents abandoned her, she was adopted by her teacher]
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:42 No.18223954
    Also find out what is draining our majaik
    Perfect gender swap potion
    Learn more alchemy
    Add more nekomimi modes ( inu, neko and kuma suggested so far )
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:42 No.18223959
    No, the other unavoidable thing. Violent tsunderes gonna violence. In any harem comedy, there's always at least 1 which will kick the MC's ass for any and all reasons, real or imagined. We can't avoid this, so we might as well just take our beatings and get them over with.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:43 No.18223965

    >"I know what it's liked to not be loved back. I know what it's like to wake up alone. To go to bed alone. It's not the sort of thing I would wish on anybody. I would sooner cut our my own heart than hurt any on my friends or anyone I might be involved with romantically. If they feel that a line must be drawn , then I will not cross it. But if I see somebody hurting, somebody lonely, I'll walk right up to that line and give them what comfort I can."

    DAMN, you almost got ME.

    And I'm the guy who's been spamming A BEATING FOR SHIROU for the last few threads.


    Looks about right.

    Be sure to never write any of that shit down though.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:44 No.18223980
    Also our swag palace needs time to go faster so we can send more time with our girls in there.

    Nothing too drastic but say 2 days to 1 bureau day
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:44 No.18223983
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    I nominate adding THIS ONE to our harem.
    We will have to go back to our Dimension to find her though
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:46 No.18224004
    >Consolidate Consorts
    I got the others, but what do you mean by this?

    >Be sure to never write any of that shit down though.
    Of course. These are OUR goals, not Hayate's.

    >Ayasaki Hayate, Goals and Spoilers
    >Long Term Goals:
    >-Expand Harem
    >--Current Candidates: Keima, Perrine, Hinagiku, Director Yuki
    >-Acquire Swag Mansion
    >-Collect Museum of Hayate's Horrible Childhood
    >-Discover a way to satisfy the entire harem without risking a Swag Singularity
    >-EPIC Party
    >-Purchase Piano
    >-Learn at the feet of Max Decarus
    >-Continue Alchemy Studies
    >--Perfect Genderswap Potion
    >-Continue Regular Doctor visists
    >--Discover source/cause of Majaik drain
    >Acquire more variants to BUNNYMODE
    >-Fully Repair Casseiopeia
    >-Lunch with Keima on the Day of Time Shenanigans
    >-Help Past Self achieve TWINS THEY WERE!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:47 No.18224007
    I'd be hesitant about something like that. Burning the candle at both ends and all.

    Then again if we get good at potions maybe we can get our elixir of life on or some shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:47 No.18224016
    ...just that "meine Herrin" actually does work. And "meine Schatzi" is just wrong, unless you go plural. The other ones would be fine too.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:48 No.18224018

    I think that's going to screw with things a bit too much.

    Besides, a simple enlargement should be relatively easy. Alternating time-streams via pocket dimension? A bit trickier of a proposition.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:48 No.18224026
    I was thinking for Ursula some techs gadgets from home since she seemed interested in the cameras etc people were using in the tokyo tower.

    So digital camera, phone, handheld gaming console or laptop?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:49 No.18224035

    Video Games.

    We need to introduce the girls to Video Games.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:49 No.18224037
    It would be "Mein Schatzi" or "Mein Fräulein".
    The latter is also *very* easy to use as an insult accidentally.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:49 No.18224038
    Oh hello yes.
    Also the bakery girl and the Wagnaria girls should be added later on
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:49 No.18224039
    We need to ask Mike how the Bureau has operatives hundreds of years old
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:51 No.18224059
    The bureau seems to have life extending technology / majaik and time goes much faster than 2 to 1 in the HNG dimension so it would not be too bad to have it slightly faster so that we get more time to relax and enjoy our girls company
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:52 No.18224066
    Something like that is a great idea, but we need to remember to get her 2 of them. You all KNOW she's going to take one apart. A good butler plans ahead. She gets 1 to use and 1 to tinker with.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:53 No.18224075

    I kinda like the idea of the bakery girl being a test for Hayate.

    "Hey, let's go to the bakery."
    "You guys have fun with that."
    "You aren't coming?"
    "Why not?"
    "Because as much shit as you guys give me over the Harem thing, I'm trying to remain true to my girls."
    "Have you SEEN the girl that works there? I'm trying to avoid un-neccisary temptation."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:55 No.18224105
    ...I'm scared of proposing new female characters to include. Because we would surely fuck them and LG would probably change their personality and abilities.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:55 No.18224106
    Oh yeah it would be multiples because she would go nuts on tearing them apart.

    I just thought it would be a good plan given that we have no real clue otherwise what we should get her
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:56 No.18224108
    If we add her to the girls, we get to have our cake and eat it too.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:56 No.18224110
    Just means other people will vote to include their choices
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:05 No.18224184
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    That's cool. I have a couple dozen I could nominate, and that's just from magic-related shows.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:09 No.18224214
    We also had people wanting to go scoop up the witches but mainly the softnesses I and II so we had a it more variation in our choice of ladies.

    I am hoping Luchinni comes through so we can get her and Sakura to try espresso
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:13 No.18224254
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    I'm not a fan of scooping up too many from 1 place at once. There's women we can get that make the Softnesses look like DFC. Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:15 No.18224263
    By the consorts I mean get them little trinkets too. Someone was talking about a 3-man band, so we'd need to ask Ten and Jacob if they can play any musical instruments.

    I mean, we're all about butler-service and what not, and these guys help us out on an equal level, but at the end of the day we're their Master. They are equally our bros and we need to think a little more about them.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:15 No.18224265
    Yeah but they were what spawned the joke and one is British which is a rare thing in anime women
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:18 No.18224289
    >and one is British which is a rare thing in anime women
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:19 No.18224303
    We need to get some more characters in.

    We've already established Negima as a home universe, and that just leaks plenty of girls. Plenty of series we can farm off of for more bros and hos.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:21 No.18224323
    Wait. wait. wait.
    Is this the longest quest on the archives now?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:21 No.18224325
    Oh, I'm not saying we should NEVER get them, just that a variety of universes should take priority over completing a set. We only have 2 currently signed up, with a couple more about to be represented. We're also already pulling in our 3rd from SW. You get what I'm saying, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:22 No.18224343
    Maybe by number of threads, but even then probably NOPE.

    By volume of writing, MSQ comes nowhere near other quests (the one I have in mind is Void Quest).
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:28 No.18224400
    I understand that fine, I was just saying what has already been said before

    We are nowhere near as long as Zerg quest, commander quest or void quest on the archives even frost giantess quest ran longer than we have so far
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:37 No.18224457

    Zeon Quest has it's ass kicked hard.

    More than a hundred threads over more than a year.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:38 No.18224462
    You know what universe we should visit next?

    Universe at War
    It's an RTS and the setting is about an alien invasion.
    The humans lose and only get to survive because, coincidentally, another alien army followed the aggressors on a Jihad against them.
    I think it would be a fun setting for an actual mission. But maybe we need to complete advanced training first.

    The alien races are:
    Hierarchy, which is a collection of all alien myths ever. Their force is actually just a mining operation and they use flying saucers, tripods, Hollywood-style radiation (transforms living beings into zombies) and fuckhuge walkers will all kinds of optional weaponry instead of factories.

    Then there's Novus, which is an army of living iPods, at least in terms of aesthetics. One of their heroes is the last remaining member of the species that created the Novus and she's operating a mecha.

    And then there's the Masari, which is pretty much a collection of all ancient aliens stuff. They can generate matter from nothing and do all kinds of crazy stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:40 No.18224486
    I had totally forgotten about that game.

    Ran ok for all of ten minutes at a time then CTD right on schedule.

    Seemed pretty awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:44 No.18224517
    It was a nice enough game, but I feel that we're doing anime worlds here.

    Transpace Guard handles the vidya. We don't want to get involved with those people. They'd probably try to eradicate us.

    Shame that there was no follow up on it though. I loved the tech group's fighting style.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:45 No.18224525
    Just so you know WHY it crashed:
    The developers, Petroglyph, had Sega as publisher.
    Sega, being a Japanese company, basically didn't communicate with them at all.
    The release was announced about one week before the game was released. When the fans on the official forums were fucking surprised about that (because the game seemed like it still needed dev time), some of the devs made comments along the line of "Wait...What?" that pretty much implied that they themselves didn't know about the release.
    So they released a buggy product.
    Ok, patches could fix this.
    Part of the contract for Sega publishing PC games at the time was using GFWL.
    And if you use GFWL, you are allowed to make three patches for free until you have to pay to patch your own game.
    So Petroglyph did their best to work with three patches to somehow manage to get the game to work AND have it compatible with the Xbox 360 version (It has cross-plattform play, which is something that we'll probably never see in a game again).

    Oh, just so you know:
    Petroglyph consisted at the time of a bunch of former Westwood developers. Who fucked themselves over when they did a publishing deal with EA.
    These guys seem to have some ridiculous amount of bad luck in terms of publishing. It's like a running gag - Some of the best RTS devs never amount to anything because of fucked up deals.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:48 No.18224541
    Well we work with the TG somewhat so it isn't beyond reason to expect it to be in game later on

    I remember that, poor bastards were some of the best RTS creators of the generation and they have just been shat on each time they thought they caught a break
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:48 No.18224544
    Yeah, especially as it was mechanically extremely fresh.
    Almost all RTS at the time took the approach of "Fuck it, we don't want RTS. RTT is better!" like in DoW2.
    UaW managed to be unique without completely disregarding genre conventions. It was actually a fresh take on a good formula.

    Unfortunately, the balance was busted. Early game lack of scouting really killed the game, in addition to the fact that you needed GFWL gold to even use the ladder and that replays were plainly broken.

    Thinking of this game makes me sad. It's a bit like my own version of PTSD.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:50 No.18224554
    Well, I just thought the world would be nice for an actual mission.
    We could do some small-scale stuff without affecting the whole war directly and check out real combat with unorthodox enemies.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:51 No.18224565
    I'll be totally honest and say I don't know much about Anime, but some other things might be interesting to see:

    /tg/ original characters, Old Man Henderson being the first one that comes to mind, mostly because he was mentioned before.

    Certain characters from Vidya. I can see people like Dante from DMC and Jenson and Denton from the Deus Ex games fitting pretty well.

    Of course there's lots of characters from books we could use as well, but I can only think of a couple that might be appropriate. Like Dresden. He would just be so fucking PLEASED to have a TV that worked for more than an hour at a time.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:52 No.18224569
    We probably won't be heading into a war zone situation until we finish the training.
    Even though the combat has been coming it is all training with the exception of the Alium attack and Fudge Fort and neither of those was very dangerous
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:53 No.18224582
    rolled 37 = 37

    Yeah, Jenson would be fuckawesome.
    Dante would be... Well, I recently rewatched the intro to DMC 4. Let's just say that this guy is a poser of the highest magnitude.
    It would be fun for us to not bat an eyelash at his "coolness", though. Maybe he will hate us because we aren't awed or something.

    Also, voting for boxcar joe.

    Personally I'm against book characters because I'm from Germany, which basically means that I'm disconnected from most of the stuff the people on the board have read.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:54 No.18224584

    >Transpace Guard handles the vidya.


    They take from everywhere.

    And there's absolutely no reason we shouldn't be allowed to either.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:54 No.18224588
    Dante would fit in with the characters introduced before as a field agent. He would probably be impressed by our swag

    Jensen and Denton might be a bit harder since as characters they act very much how the player wanted them to act but doable.

    Also the amount of time put into having the characters we have is smaller because LG has to plan so much shit as it is really, that's why many of the characters are boiled down to one major trait more than in their canon.

    That's how I see it anyway
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:55 No.18224591
    Also keep in mind that Hayate isn't actually great in combat, and we prefer solving problems with diplomacy. Our combat role is support, anyway.

    I mean, we can't be the best at everything (even though it seems like it sometimes).
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:56 No.18224605
    Yeah, our combat capabilities feel annoyingly overpowered at times.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:57 No.18224606
    Let's remember that this is a story about us and our group, which is already put together. We're not going to go out and recruit an army like in TG Quest. We're gonna be handling events BEFORE they get to the point that the Guard or TSAB gets called in. We'll go in as a small operation cell, clean up, and get out before anyone knows what's wrong.

    Lots of new people showing up would be one-shot cameos that would take away from the main story.
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)05:00 No.18224634

    Boxcar Joe would work horrifyingly well in this setting.

    Old Man Henderson actually had something of a part two to his story that I never got around to telling, mostly because there hasn't been a real good story-time thread on /tg/ lately, and I feel like OMH has something of a reputation to live up to.

    Which the story does, it gets balls out insane a couple of times.

    If you guys want I can post a mostly-spoiler free ending, so that you'd have something to work with when/if you want him in this quest.

    Also, Dante is hilariously awesome and appropriate I think. His device would be his coat, you know it to be true. It instantly explains where all his weapons go when he isn't holding them, and why he has so much swagger.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:06 No.18224670
    I think someone mentioned boxcar joe being a friend of the doctors so when we go to see the doctor one time he and joe should just be sitting there sharing a drink while joe is playing his guitar.

    His device would either be his guitar or couch it is undecided which yet but since you are here you could give us some ideas
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:06 No.18224672
    Seriously, watch the first fight in Devil May Cry 4 (which is pretty much the tutorial).
    It's absolutey hilarious, because it's basically Nero and Dante one-upping each other in coolness like two Mary Sues who can't stand not being in the spotlight.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:08 No.18224687
    rolled 99 = 99

    Sorry everyone fainted from awesome. Sure, we'd love that
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:11 No.18224707
    Most of their interactions in DMC4 fall into that.
    The DMC setting pretty much is designed just for sues though
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)05:15 No.18224745

    The thing I loved from those interactions is that from the other games, you can see why Dante's acting like a snarky asshole since he's the POV character.

    DMC 4 was hilarious because you got to see just how infuriating it was to be one of the side characters in his games.


    Yeah, alright, gimmie a sec to type it up.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:15 No.18224746
    Dante meets Bayonetta.
    Suddenly, emo Dante.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:16 No.18224750
    >The thing I loved from those interactions is that from the other games, you can see why Dante's acting like a snarky asshole since he's the POV character.
    I didn't play the other games. Why was Dante like that?
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)05:25 No.18224834
    Right, so the tale of Old Man Henderson ended when he died.

    Or so I thought.

    A friend of mine gave me a call and asked me if I wanted to play in a game he was going to run.

    The premise was this: there were various people who were simply amazing during life. Like how there's a normal engineer, and then there's Tony Stark. There's a normal driver, and then there's the Stig. There's a normal detective, and then there's Sherlock Holmes.

    These people were basically heroes, like the ones of old, expressed in a new way. And when these legends die they don't completely fade away.

    Sometimes when one dies with a job unfinished they end up haunting a place. Some when they die become martyrs for the cause, never fully removed from memory. And then there's the oddest cases. When two heroes clash and destroy each-other. Their duel continues in another place. A place somewhere between life and death, heaven and hell. Here, their quarrel is settled properly, and the winner gets a second shot at life.
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)05:28 No.18224858

    He was kinda like The Doctor, he knew what he was doing, knew he was awesome enough to settle everything by himself, and never bothered to explain the hows and whys to his supporting cast.

    He was also infuriatingly SMUG about it.

    The thing is that the other games sort of let you in on the thought process and the reasoning. DMC4 lets you see how Dante's antics look to everyone else.
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)05:30 No.18224883

    As for the why it was partly because he didn't have the time, didn't trust them with the information, or telling them the how and why would let them in on some secrets he didn't wish to share.

    So he'd act like a smarmy cunt and dance to and fro across everyone's fraying patience.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:37 No.18224951
    This is why I liked Dante as well.
    I also felt he used his smugness as a barrier or smokescreen to deflect attention to the fact he is actually smart enough to know what is going on.

    I sort of felt that he was just trolling everyone all the time
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)05:42 No.18224984

    I'm not going to tell the full campaign story here, since this isn't the time or place, nor have I had a chance to type it up properly.

    In the end, Henderson beat a vastly weakened Hastur, and won his resurrection. Then he found out what happens to a god when they die. They don't GET an afterlife, they just stop existing and then a new one takes their old place in the cosmos.

    So he did something that threw everyone for a loop: Hijacked Hastur's essence to contact another god. Nyarlathotep answered the call, since he just LOVES fucking with the established order of things. He cut a deal with Henderson: He'd bring them both back to life as normal humans, but he got to keep Hastur's power unless Hastur decided to claim it back.

    Henderson was then reborn into the mortal world. In his new life he came across some knowledge that his childhood friend Heather was Hastur reborn, while simultaneously regaining all the memories of his past life.

    He then got Heather drunk, got her to 'reclaim' her power and sealed it in an amulet.

    Nyarlathotep does not appreciate the irony, and tries to send cultists to kill him. Which is kinda like trying to put out a wild-fire by dumping oil on it.

    Henderson was last seen at around age 17, grabbing Heather and using some weird ritual to throw them into a parallel universe that Nyarlathotep couldn't touch.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:45 No.18225011
    So wait...
    Old Man Henderson became Young Old Man Henderson and went dimension hopping?

    I think you created the actual origin of Boxcar Joe and why he can keep disappearing into death only to reappear down the track
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)05:48 No.18225032

    So Henderson at this point trying to protect Heather both from inter-dimensional forces, but the knowledge of her 'true' nature, since he doesn't know if that'll kill her and Hastur comes back with a grudge, if she'll ascend and she won't be ready for it, or just kills her and she's gone.

    So I could see him signing up with this organization in exchange for protection for the two of them from the Elder Gods.

    He's also at this point seen so much shit that he's gone out the far side of crazy back to sane and calm, where nothing phases him.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:51 No.18225046
    Yeh call tha horrifying? I faced doon a bloody elder god you are nothin compared to him ya pansy!

    Confirmed for best field agent ever
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)05:51 No.18225048

    Boxcar Joe is somebody else entirely. I can't even fucking claim credit for that shit, since I'm not the only one who was given him via random character generation.

    One of the most interesting things to come out of it though is that Henderson was finally given a first name.

    Well, technically, he isn't Henderson anymore since he was born into a new life with a new body.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:53 No.18225061
    Yeah I know but it fits nicely for the "how the hell does a hobo do all this shit" angle and the crit fail / success rate
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:53 No.18225062
    >young old man henderson
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)05:54 No.18225066

    At this point he doesn't really do the accent thing anymore, just because most of the people who'd get the joke are dead.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:54 No.18225072
    Story time thread btw.

    They are posting some of your old stories already
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:55 No.18225074
    What is MC NGAF?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:55 No.18225076
    Damn it would of fit so nicely too.

    Suddenly SWQ makes perfect sense
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:56 No.18225087
    Ohhh, right, we already had him.
    Let me find that thread...
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)05:57 No.18225092

    As fucking hilarious as that mental image is, especially since planefag writes him almost EXACTLY like I played Henderson, Henderson was born in '62.

    Mostly because saying he was 12 in '74 was a throwaway line about how he never actually went to 'Nam like he claimed, which is in turn a reference that I'm fairly certain nobody else in the universe will 'get'.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:59 No.18225102

    It's already too late to claim otherwise. While planefag hasn't done it (yet? As far as I'm aware...), LG DID.
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)06:00 No.18225107

    Yeah, no. MC NGAF isn't Old Man Henderson.

    I'm not even going to let somebody try to steal planefag's thunder like that, since that quest is non-stop awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)06:00 No.18225112
    It's a movie reference I think but I cannot remember the name of the movie
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)06:02 No.18225122
    I know he isn't but being written pretty much like him makes me understand it better.

    Always was a bit lost as to where the hell things we're since I came into SWQ late

    Since HLQ finished though this and SWQ are pretty much the two reasons I keep coming to /tg/
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)06:03 No.18225128

    I'm aware of that. I was in that thread, and I believe that was the thread where I put the name up and gave my express permission to use Henderson at a later date, since people were angry with him for using some of planefag's shit.

    And he basically said 'cool, I'll keep that in mind.'

    MC NGAF isn't Henderson.
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)06:04 No.18225137

    Musical reference actually.

    I'm not going into more detail about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)06:05 No.18225142
    Also, we already fucked every canon and every continuity ever, it wouldn't be too hard to turn YOMH into MC NGAF (which he already is here in MSQ).

    ...I should stop it with the acronyms, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)06:06 No.18225147

    I kid, it's just too funny to think about.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)06:06 No.18225149
    Nah WHM said he isn't so he isn't.
    Might be able to throw gnome jokes in and references to it but different characters
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)06:08 No.18225155

    You could also call Young Old Man Henderson Eli Burning, since that's technically his name now that he's been reborn.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)06:09 No.18225163
    Do all your characters end so awesome or are the stories really just the stand out ones?
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)06:10 No.18225173
    Also, I'm going back to anon after this thread is over, unless LG wants me to talk about something.

    I genrally don't upstage someone else's threads, but since this is just dicking around until part two gets started...
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)06:12 No.18225181
    oh hey. new thread
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)06:12 No.18225182
    It's good to know we have some "prominent" figures among us.
    That said, awesome attracts awesome...

    And where's LG? I NEED MY MSQ FIX
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)06:13 No.18225191
    We do have Papa N following as well

    And damn LG right on schedule
    >> Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)06:14 No.18225195

    I generally try to stay true to the characters.

    Nobody wants to hear the tale of that one humble wizard I played who quietly contributed to saving the world and retired to teach magic and live with his wife.

    Then somebody like Old Man Henderson or Michael Ajax happens on occasion.

    In truth, I'd say only maybe one in ten characters are worth telling a story about those most are good for an amusing anecdote or two.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)06:15 No.18225201

    I know, that's why I thought it's a good idea to state it. And I said "some" for a reason!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)06:15 No.18225204
    I love how creative you seem to be.
    I never would've pulled off stuff like what you just described in this thread.

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