!DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)00:49 No.18222335|
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>Umpa lumpa doopity doo,
>I have a perfect puzzle for you~
>Umpa lumpa doopity dee,
>If you are wise you will listen to me~
You spot a man in a violet suit, standing in the middle of a group of orange skinned, green haired midgets.
"Im sorry kiddies, but we arent giving tours of the factory anymore." the man says with a gleam in his eyes.
The singing continues
>What do you get when Shirou guzzles down treats?
>Eating as much as an Elephant eats?
>Did you think that prime shit was free?
>Now for you debts you will answer to me~
Shirou is dangling over the waterfall in a cage made of peppermint, hes trying to chew his way out and enjoying every moment of it.
"HEY GUYS! LOOK, FREE CANDY!"
"Such a bad, bad boy. Eating all of my wares, thinking it was free." the man says as he raises his cane in your direction.
"And you? You also come here to fill your stomachs?! Not today."
The orange midgets face you threateningly, each of them now holding a mean looking cleaver caked with dried chocolate and blood.