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    306 KB STRIKE WITCHES: THAT IS NOT MY COW planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)20:18 No.18232723  
    You're a P-61 pilot of the 501st Joint Wing and you're in a barn near a Martian invasion fleet disembarking from a flying ore freighter with a horse-riding Witch and an evil hissing robo-cow.

    Oh, and now you hear bagpipes.

    "I did not sign up for this shit," you state bluntly.

    "We need to get out of here!' Trude informs you urgently. "Fast!"

    "I don't think we'll all fit on that," you say, eying the Arabian. A desert horse it is, small and fast, but not really made for transporting several people.

    "I think I can handle that," Sean tells you.

    "No," you reply, instantly sensing his solution. "No, you cannot handle THAT," you finish, pointing at the 'cow.'

    Then an alien mortar round lands near enough to send shrapnel into the far wall of the barn.

    About thirty seconds later, Trude goes galloping out the front door of the barn with Chris riding behind her, and you, Sean and Ian astride the demon-cow. Hissing triumphantly, the cow belts after the horse at an insane clip, moving with a fluid, very un-cow like grace.

    "WHERE'D YOU GET THE HORSE?" you call after Trude.


    "Touche," you grumble.

    Trude gallops out of the little barnyard, turning onto a little dirt lane, and promptly jumps her Arabian right over the hedge bordering the road a moment before a rocket whistles right down the lane. Sean reigns in the demon-cow and you stick your head up enough to see a Martian walker-tank squatting on the small country road, its mortar-cannon nosing around for a target.

    >Looks like a job for:
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)20:18 No.18232727
    >life is hard today
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/06/12(Tue)20:18 No.18232728
    first post
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:19 No.18232729
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:19 No.18232730
    cough cough join irc
    >> LEoor 03/06/12(Tue)20:19 No.18232731
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)20:19 No.18232732
    >> Colonel Guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 03/06/12(Tue)20:19 No.18232733
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:19 No.18232735

    >> Writefag 03/06/12(Tue)20:19 No.18232736

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:19 No.18232737
    ya people were having meltdowns
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)20:19 No.18232738
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:19 No.18232740
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)20:19 No.18232741
    Its cool, we're just glad to get started.

    Jack Churchill! WE NEED HIS BAGPIPES!
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)20:20 No.18232742
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:20 No.18232746
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:20 No.18232747
    >got my smoothie
    >got my blanket
    >SWQ time
    TRUDE HULK awwwww yeah
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:20 No.18232749

    Give em hell Churchill.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:20 No.18232753
    >Riding the demon bovine

    You have absolved yourself of your tardiness, my child.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:20 No.18232755
    Fuck yes.
    I have read for five days in a row waiting for this single moment. You magnificient bastard.

    What took you so long?

    We need some motherfucking covering fire in here.
    >> sage 03/06/12(Tue)20:21 No.18232757
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    the greatest time of the day has finally (finally!) arrived.

    [x]home guard rep-rah-zent.
    >> Will 03/06/12(Tue)20:21 No.18232759

    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)20:21 No.18232760
    Home guard represent.

    The common folk shall march at our side!
    >> Writefag 03/06/12(Tue)20:21 No.18232762


    Air support. All day erryday.
    >> LEoor 03/06/12(Tue)20:21 No.18232763
    You should have been on the IRC the tears would have powered you for centuries planefag.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:21 No.18232764
    >Looks like a job for:
    Anyone but us. Time to gee tee ef oh.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:21 No.18232765
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:21 No.18232769
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    We still don't know the origins of demon cow.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:21 No.18232772

    She's dual wielding MG-42s.
    >> Starshadow 03/06/12(Tue)20:21 No.18232773
    >Riding the demon cow
    YESSSSS, you DID see that suggestion :D
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:21 No.18232774
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:22 No.18232776
    Can't let the sparkles have all the fun!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:22 No.18232777
    Looks like a job for AIR SUPPORT!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:22 No.18232780

    Unless we can fly a devil cow, in which case,

    >> Colonel Guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 03/06/12(Tue)20:22 No.18232781
    home guard while trolling sean
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:22 No.18232782
    It's from your nightmares.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:22 No.18232783
    >Suddenly Paratroopers
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:23 No.18232792

    >mfw I'm one of those guys looking up planes in their little books.
    >mfw I have no face.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/06/12(Tue)20:23 No.18232794
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    you fast posting sob, we have been waiting

    also trudehulk or homeguard
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)20:23 No.18232795

    there is literally no part of that image that doesn't make me fall off my chair with laughter

    >that idol

    oh my god
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:23 No.18232800
    As promised, OST guy here with the other two playlists.
    Action: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL53BD7A7059FA284B
    Relaxing and/or trolling around: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC902C88EDC4516F0
    Foreboding/shit got real: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE740CEF6C65C7DF3
    And for when we eventually have our award ceremony (we will live to see it, right planefag?): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KegTVzpFMdw
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:24 No.18232804
    >My other ride is a widow

    It shouldn't be funny but it is just so fucking funny.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:24 No.18232806
    Home Guard representin' and killin aliums.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:24 No.18232807
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    Oh speaking of which
    I totally TOLD you guys. TOLD. YOU.
    I finally get back with my smoothie and the thread's up.
    It's like I'm psychic.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:25 No.18232818
    >Me in comic
    This feels weird.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)20:25 No.18232819
    And that friends, is why we should shag Minna. We can troll her forever after that with this!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:25 No.18232820
    That is the most beautiful thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:26 No.18232833
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    Pike armed Home Guard to the rescue!
    >> Colonel Guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 03/06/12(Tue)20:26 No.18232834
    praise be planefag
    faith in planefag
    trust in planefag

    >nycredrt chap
    yes captcha it is incredible
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:26 No.18232835
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    >mfw playing Battlefield 1943 while following SWQ.

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:26 No.18232837
    Yeah cracking jokes about her dead boyfriend is a great idea!

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:27 No.18232838
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    >mfw it's 2:30 AM and SWQ finally shows up
    Totally worth it.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:27 No.18232839
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:28 No.18232848
    [x] HUDE TRULK
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:28 No.18232849
    Nowhere, because now that everyone's on the same side we're mass-producing Panthers.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:28 No.18232850
    It's like the old "shag Trude from behind, then whisper 'Chris, you're so hot' and see how long you can hold on" trick.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)20:28 No.18232855
    I'm sure we could have found a way to get more...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:28 No.18232856
    were a year off bro
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)20:29 No.18232859
    We did, but they were modular mounts that weren't available to us.
    >> Starshadow 03/06/12(Tue)20:29 No.18232861
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    >My other ride is a widow
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:29 No.18232862
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    Home guard
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/06/12(Tue)20:29 No.18232863
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    Daily dose
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:29 No.18232864
    Guns were for people actually in combat. Some home guard units ended up with four guys sharing an old Webley and a muzzleloader.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:29 No.18232865
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    >2:30 AM
    Someone else who shares my pain!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:29 No.18232866
    We must do both. Possibly doing the same to Shirley, too.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)20:29 No.18232867
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    At some point she'll have to get over it. The trolling potential is my main draw to this idea. I admit it's dickish, but the MC doesn't give a fuck.
    >> Colonel Guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 03/06/12(Tue)20:29 No.18232868
    yesss my favorite tank mixed with american mass production
    isnt the tiger around by 42?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:30 No.18232874
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    >My other ride is a widow
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:30 No.18232877
    '43, buddy. First Panthers were coming on-line this year IOTL.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:30 No.18232880
    ...no way we're telling shirley "Chuck, you're so hot". Not even for trolling purposes.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/06/12(Tue)20:31 No.18232881
    Ja mien furher, panther was in 43
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:31 No.18232883
    MC: "Oh Chuck!"
    Shirley: "What?"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:31 No.18232885
    And then we were laughed forever out of the 501st.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:32 No.18232887
    Where did Chuck go? He can still help us out from the sky right?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)20:33 No.18232894
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    "Whelp," you say to Sean, "there's a Martian walker-tank down there."

    Martian tanks, like everything else they make, are a mixed bag. They come in a few types, but the "walkers" are the most common; with three stumpy legs on a side that move with surprising speed, they're low-slung little bastards with all sorts of arms and weapon apertures about them.

    Martians know about guns - they employ machine guns of their own, though they prefer minirockets, situation depending - but they've never been seen fielding a heavy cannon. Instead they've an odd mid-point; a heavy mortar-like weapon that flings a heavy shaped-charge projectile in a fairly flat arc. Or, if the mood takes them, they can fling other things.

    Very, very nasty fucking things.

    "Well, demon-cow? Can you handle a fucking Martian tank? Are you HARD enough?"

    The cow gives a slithery little hiss and dips its shoulders.

    "I think the evil hissing cow just called you a wise-ass," you inform Sean. "Now THAT is a new low."

    "Fuck you," Sean says cordially, and all three of you peek over the hedge at the prowling tank. It's advancing down the lane slowly, sniffing for defenders.

    It finds them.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:33 No.18232895
    also....did we tell command about the radar and its effect on the rocket bombs?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:33 No.18232897
    Nah bro, that's some shit. Even by our standards.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:33 No.18232898
    We troll Shirley by making her think her motorcycle is cheating on her.

    With the Widow.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:33 No.18232904
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:34 No.18232909
    We JUST bailed out of the Fitzgerald. Strangely enough, we haven't found the time to compose a proper report.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/06/12(Tue)20:34 No.18232910
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    The most exciting time of the day as finally come
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:34 No.18232914
    I want us to do this so that if I meet Chuck Yeager one day I can tell him about it.

    "So your website screamed out my name while porking my imaginary sister?"
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)20:34 No.18232915
    Or, we could of had a partially modified G variant, which still had all the nose guns but no radar.
    Bonus points for having a mashup of the DB-7A variant, for 12 nose mounted 0.303 guns and the P70-B1 for the 4 in the bomb bay.
    That gives us 16 without the need for gun pods.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:35 No.18232919
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:35 No.18232920
    Good job guys, now it eats the Home Guard. GET AIR SUPPORT
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:35 No.18232922
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    >Walker tanks
    If only...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:35 No.18232927
    We must rig up the bike so that it can be found in compromising positions with the Widow.

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:35 No.18232933
    Also, guys, we have to get Satan Cow recognized as the official 501st emblem/mascot.

    Because broom pentagram is nice and all, but come on. SATAN COW.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:35 No.18232934
    >Draw Shirleys motorcycle on the widow
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)20:36 No.18232937
    Fine, fine. Still say we should at least keep it in mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:36 No.18232940
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    >this doujin
    >> Starshadow 03/06/12(Tue)20:36 No.18232943
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    Also guys. I just figured out SWQ forever.

    When you give no fucks, life is a china shop.

    MC is a pretty cool guy, he kills aliums and doesn't afraid of any Ming.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:36 No.18232945
    Oh fuck. Who it is now?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:36 No.18232947
    Other way around, broseph.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:36 No.18232948
    Home Guard augmented by German Wehrmacht and French Foreign Legion refugees, maybe. Now that would be interesting.

    It'd be like Waterloo, except the French are on our side and Napoleon's a tentacley alien.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/06/12(Tue)20:38 No.18232961
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    literally the best
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:38 No.18232965
    It's a worse idea than leaving the watch around everywhere. It is literally the worst idea I have heard in this Quest.

    No, we will not keep it in mind.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)20:39 No.18232971
    Personally, I'd go with a flaming skull with a cigar and aviator glasses. Below are the words "You're all small time!"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:39 No.18232973
    I though NOPE martian was our new mascot.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:39 No.18232979
    I think that is enough guns. Possibly.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:40 No.18232982
    It's too obvious.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)20:40 No.18232983
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    The walker stumps its way out of the hedges to a more open area with a hillock on one side and the gate to a pasture on the other. Apparently feeling safer in the open ground, it enters that queer little gallop you've seen on the briefing films, turret swinging around to-

    An explosion rips out of the hillock, a blast of motion, dirt and dust spewing over the road-


    The blast of fifty gallons of explosives-ignited-fuel hits you like a wet pillow, even a hundred yards down the road. The sky turns orange, and the Martian is enveloped in an instant inferno of flaming death. Smoke and fire roars into the sky.

    "Der fuq," Ian marvels.

    "AY! HOW YA LIKE THAT, YA TOSSERS? YA BLACK-HEARTED DEVILS!" Somebody with a rough, aged accent and a wheezing afternote is raging from behind the hedges on the other side of the road. "PUT THAT IN 'YER PIPE AN' SMOKE IT!"
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)20:40 No.18232987
    FIne. Admit it's a funny joke and I'll drop it.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:40 No.18232991
    Maybe as a pet.

    But Satan Cow disses Sean and doesn't afraid of anything. What else do we need?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)20:40 No.18232992
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    But so many others are untranslated. ;_;
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:41 No.18232995
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:41 No.18232997
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:41 No.18232999
    I think the poor sod NOPE'd himself halfway back to Mars by now.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:41 No.18233007
    >flame fougasse
    I love you so.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)20:42 No.18233008
    And that's why it works. Plus, it fits us to a "T".
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:42 No.18233013
    Yeah, it was pretty damn funny. I could imagine MC thinking that, but even he'd know to keep his mouth shut.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:42 No.18233017
    Nah, we should try it. If we do with the shrieking harpy, I mean.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:43 No.18233021
    The state of enough DAKKA can in fact be reached.
    Little known fact.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:43 No.18233022
    We are not doing Zucchini. What the fuck is wrong with you?
    >> Colonel Guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 03/06/12(Tue)20:44 No.18233027
    the more you know
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:44 No.18233028
    Link plox
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:44 No.18233030
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:44 No.18233035
    This has yet to be proven
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/06/12(Tue)20:44 No.18233036
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    this is trude
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)20:44 No.18233037
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:45 No.18233043
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:45 No.18233050
    >That face
    Oh look at the time
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:45 No.18233051
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    No, these are Trude.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:46 No.18233054
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    >get over her dead boyfriend
    >> Colonel Guardspam !ZtIxy9nLcA 03/06/12(Tue)20:46 No.18233058
    wrong on so many levels yet it feels so right
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:48 No.18233069
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    Quit it, I want to follow SWQ, not fap.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:48 No.18233072
    Search your hearts, you know it to be true!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:48 No.18233074
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    Come on, what could go wrong?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:51 No.18233089
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    >yfw Chris and Yoshika are actually traps
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:51 No.18233096
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:52 No.18233101
    '43, and it's not actually that good. Now Tiger IIs could be nice, when built with superior American resources and procedures, but the best possible thing would be for the development of the Centurion to be accelerated.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)20:52 No.18233103
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    Smoke and flame obscuring the road, Sean gets while the going is good, urging the cow into the road. Encountering the hedge, it snorts and clears it with an impressively athletic leap, whinnying a little as it goes over.

    "Ah, the lass' 'as more style," the voice says after a moment. You behold a stout-looking man of sixty years or better, iron-grey hair over a sun-weathered face. "Borrowed Wuther's hoss from down the street, she did." He nods at the Arabian Trude and her sister are riding. "Fine thing, t'save an animal from the flaming ruins of everything that crotchety old bastard own'd."

    "It wasn't flaming," Trude says. "It was perfectly in-"

    "Ah, let an old man have his dreams, will ye?" He taps a small wooden plank with a battery wrapped to it with wire. Wires lead away from it to and into the hedge. "I've got a few more 'o these to set off. Y'all coming or going?"

    The thunder of engines tears by overhead, and you see a Spitfire, a Warhawk and a Mustang flying in a loose vic tear over your heads, their guns chattering. Another piece of metal hits your head, and you wince as the .50 caliber brass casing rolls into the grass.

    "NADFUK AH AH FUCK SHIT OUCH FUCK FUCK ARGHASNR," Ian says, falling sideways off the cow as he does a twisty little war-dance.

    "Shit!" Sean says, sliding off the cow. "Where are you hit?"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:52 No.18233106
    who says you cant do both
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)20:54 No.18233119
    >Ian's hit
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:54 No.18233124
    >he got a hot casing down his shirt
    Hahahaha Ian.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/06/12(Tue)20:54 No.18233126
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:54 No.18233127
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:54 No.18233128
    >Ian hit in the balls by brass

    Anyway, let's go with the old guy.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:54 No.18233129
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:54 No.18233130
    >Hot brass dance

    One of my favorite things to watch. Second only to the funky volts dance.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:54 No.18233131
    Nah, a case probably just went down the back of his shirt.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:55 No.18233132
    rolled 62 = 62

    Hot brass casing down the back of his shit, fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:55 No.18233134
    He's got brass in his pants
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:55 No.18233135
    >inb4 somehow he got a brass casing down his pants
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)20:55 No.18233136
    If he has energy to move and swear, its probably not fatal. Still, should ask where he's hit.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:56 No.18233145
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    Enrough tomfoolery, here's Sean on a horse.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:56 No.18233147
    >"Shit!" Sean says, sliding off the cow. "Where are you hit?"

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:56 No.18233150
    Fookin Terrada...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:57 No.18233156
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    It's not like I wanted to give you a link or anything! I just wanted Crix to stop posting it here...
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)20:58 No.18233165
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    This can't possibly go wrong...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:58 No.18233170
    Will ya look at that


    Shitposts incoming
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:59 No.18233178
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    It begins
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)20:59 No.18233179
    Yeah the thread sure did seem to be going pretty well. I was wondering what was up.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:00 No.18233180
    I'd take offence to that if it wasn't true.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:00 No.18233184
    goddammit. Well maybe they will behave themselves this time...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:01 No.18233189
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    Seriously what the gob-knobling krog is going on up here. We were floating smooth and the next thing I know the whole transport starts rolling like a snu-snu in heat. And of course they send me out to see what is going on...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:01 No.18233191
    >arguing over Trude and Minna so much that it chokes out the thread
    pick one, and only one.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)21:01 No.18233193
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:01 No.18233194
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)21:02 No.18233195
    Oh...oh god yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:02 No.18233198
    >posted 40 minutes ago
    Guess what?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:02 No.18233200
    I like where this is going.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:02 No.18233201
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:02 No.18233203
    >Frame 1
    All of my YES
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)21:02 No.18233205
    Oh for fucks sake....
    And it was going so well
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:02 No.18233206
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    >Frame 1
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/06/12(Tue)21:02 No.18233208
    you just got one upped
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:03 No.18233213
    You guys and yer negative waves...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:03 No.18233215
    It's /a/. Of course not.

    Anyway, what IS the cow we're riding on? Probably not a Martian. Some kind of robot that's bonded itself to Chris? Why hasn't the Martian control transmissions overriden its onboard programming?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:03 No.18233219

    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)21:03 No.18233222
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    "BRASS!" Ian swears. A spent brass casing tumbles from the bottom of his shirt. "Fucking- fucking -"

    "Three-oh-three," Sean comments, picking it up.

    Ian snatches it out of his hand. "I'm going to need that," he says dangerously.

    "Well, guess you lot can get going, then," the farmer says. "Don't suppose I'll have problems with infantry in the bush, with yer friends giving them what-for."

    "And if you do?" Trude asks.

    The man pulls up his shirt, revealing an old Colt revolver tucked into his trousers. "I'll give 'em some medicne, that's what. Courtesy of the Yanks." He squints at you curiously. "I'd say it's a funny sight seeing a Yank riding my cow, but after that hella big ship flying over just now, I 'unno."

    The cow lowers its head, its brown, bovine eyes swiveling forward to lock on the old farmer. With stealthy malice, it hisses, long and quietly.

    "... that is not my cow," the farmer stutters.

    Thinking quickly, you distract the man with questions as to the quickest way out of the area. He gives you a rough idea of the roads around the place, and the surrounding countryside.

    "Head on South, the farm country stops 'n your up to 'yer ass in beatnik crybitches 'afore ya know it," he scowls. "North, country gets more rugged 'n ya get real farmers, not babysitter's fah rich men's hosses."

    >North or South?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:04 No.18233230
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)21:04 No.18233232
    North. More Scotsmen are needed.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:04 No.18233233
    North! Where the real men are!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)21:05 No.18233236
    Head towards the airbase, whichever direction that is.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)21:05 No.18233238

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:05 No.18233241

    We can call for extract there.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:05 No.18233242
    Bader is gonna get a boot up his ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:05 No.18233243
    More likely to have working telephones, and cars, which we can use to get to an airbase so we can get back into the air.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:05 No.18233245

    Going south would get us back to "civilization" faster.

    But in the middle of a martian invasion, we may want as little civilization in our companions as possible.

    My vote is north.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:05 No.18233247
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:05 No.18233251
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:05 No.18233252
    Whichever way gets us back to base. We need to regroup.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:06 No.18233253

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:06 No.18233255
    South. Head towards London. The sooner we get back to civilization the sooner we can regroup and get back in the air. And we can hand over the hell cow to Intelligence while we're there.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:06 No.18233256
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:06 No.18233264
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:06 No.18233265
    North first, we must get Chris some rest and help the farmers
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:06 No.18233268
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:06 No.18233269
    But if we go South, we can see beatnik crybitches, and mock them and make fun of these kids from Liverpool, and what not.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:06 No.18233271
    >North is farmers
    >REAL farmers
    >crop dusters
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:06 No.18233275
    South. We are Pilot, not filthy infantry. Even if we DO do a better job then them most days.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:06 No.18233276
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:07 No.18233277
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:07 No.18233278
    What doujin is this?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:07 No.18233279
    >That face
    >That door

    Oh man you are the greatest.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:07 No.18233280
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:07 No.18233287
    South. And stop saying hella.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:07 No.18233288
    South will obviously get us back in a plane faster.

    So, let's go NORTH!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:07 No.18233289

    we're on the british isle.

    theres no civilization here.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:07 No.18233292
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    They don't pay me enough to deal with this. I quit.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)21:08 No.18233296
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    >that face

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:08 No.18233298
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)21:08 No.18233301
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:09 No.18233302
    South. We can play army later.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:09 No.18233305
    Oh yeah question for Planefag.

    Where's Sanya in all of this? Still locked up?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:09 No.18233310
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    >"Three-oh-three," Sean comments, picking it up.
    >Ian snatches it out of his hand. "I'm going to need that," he says dangerously.

    DOHOHO I smell .303 soap bullet.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:09 No.18233313
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:10 No.18233317
    What's going on in this thread?
    Oh Lord.
    Fuck this, I'm out.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:10 No.18233320
    Hey drawfag. You should do MC and company meeting ODDBAll
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:10 No.18233322
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    Some think she's in a cellar in Sutton farm all pic related
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:11 No.18233332
    So, PF, do the comm buttons only work if the witch is wearing her strikers? Or, did Trude otherwise lose hers?

    Because calling for an evac would be really nice about now.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:12 No.18233344
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    Yeah, they'll send in the chopper's for ya.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:13 No.18233352
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:13 No.18233353
    We don't exactly have CSAR Spetsnaz teams flying around in Hinds in '43.

    We're going to need to RTB under our own horsepower.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:13 No.18233356
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:14 No.18233366
    rolled 18 = 18

    Find a root cellar somewhere, hole up in it and take a goddamn nap.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:14 No.18233373
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:14 No.18233378
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:14 No.18233381

    Trude has the horse.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:15 No.18233383
    Well Trude has a horse.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:16 No.18233392
    >single passenger capacity
    No thank you.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)21:16 No.18233394
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:16 No.18233398
    Great! Then we can get to them.

    Alternatively, given that there probably aren't any helicopters in England in 1943, we could get a truck. And some air cover. And maybe have Yoshika or somebody run back to Barin and grab Trude a spare pair of strikers.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:17 No.18233404
    ...Okay, now I want to see Fallschirmjager CSAR teams running around in those extracting downed witches behind martian lines.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:17 No.18233409

    This is good and you should feel good.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:17 No.18233414
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    >rescued a downed liaison aircraft pilot and his three British soldier passengers; two at a time.

    How many of us are there? Oh right, 4. Plus Chris who can just sit on Trude's lap
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:18 No.18233416
    yes 131 made from 1942 to 1944 and enough to carry all of us are just gonna show up brilliant you win a cookie
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:18 No.18233420
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:19 No.18233426
    >implying we won't be sitting on Trude's lap
    >alternatively, implying Chris won't sit on our lap
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)21:19 No.18233428
    Strap it to the underside?
    >> Cookie 03/06/12(Tue)21:19 No.18233432
    Well there is always the experimental Weser WP 1003/1 VTOL.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:20 No.18233435
    >alternate reality
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:21 No.18233454
    I want to know what this cow's deal is.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:21 No.18233455
    In the middle of a giant invasion, getting aboard a slow moving aircraft with the durability of a house of cards sounds like a pretty terrible idea.

    On the other hand so is riding a hellcow.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:22 No.18233462
    If there is a chopper, Trude and Chris go first. We go on the second flight.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:22 No.18233465
    Sounds like something we would do.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)21:22 No.18233466
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    "We go South," you decide.

    "Who put you in charge?" Trude says stuffily.

    You suck in air, outraged. Then you huff it out to buy more time to come up with a good answer.

    "He's right," Sean says. "My jamming sent those rocket... transport things all over the nearest few square miles. Looks like lots of 'em were carrying troops, so the countryside is riddled with Martians creeping and peeking."

    "South is London! It's a battle-zone!" Trude exclaims.

    "Exactly," Sean says. "Which means there'll be allies, and we can sneak through while they're all busy shooting the hell out of each other."

    Trude sighs, and shrugs.

    "This," Chris says dreaminly, hugging her sister tightly, "is the best dream *ever.*"

    Your little band heads South, Trude leading on her borrowed steed, her twin MG-42s thundering on occasion. The heavy-machine guns make quick work of any threats, a few blasts send the Martians ducking for cover behind hedges and stone walls and stone walls IN hedges and every other damn thing the English countryside seems riddled with. The "cow" keeps pace with the nimble Arabian easily, alternating between excited whinnies and dismal hisses when somebody shoots at you. Your crew and you do nothing but hang on to the bony ass of that 'cow' for dear life as it plunges after Trude and Chris.

    Eventually, you come to a sunken lane. Trude guides her steed down into it gently, its hooves sliding on the bank a bit. The cow simply leaps down, legs flexing like huge shock absorbers.

    "I didn't just see that," Trude gripes.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:24 No.18233488
    Just so you know, we're keeping the cow.

    I'll find a way to get it to Barin.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:24 No.18233489
    how many snakehosecows could be delivered by a B-52?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:24 No.18233491
    We are keeping this cow. No clue what we will do with it, but its gonna be glorious.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:24 No.18233492
    That damn cow.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:24 No.18233496

    Does... does our cow have hydraulics? CAN WE MAKE IT BOUNCE?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)21:24 No.18233500
    As many as can fit.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:25 No.18233504
    Of course! Otherwise no one will ever believe that we rode into battle on the back of a hellcow. Can't have them questioning our sanity without being able to have it hiss at them for it.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:25 No.18233506
    >but its gonna be delicious
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:25 No.18233509
    Bovine of the year, all years!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:25 No.18233512
    Do a SITREP

    Put Trude on point. Her shields can adsorb fire.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:25 No.18233513
    >"I didn't just see that," Trude gripes.

    "You didn't just see what?"

    Pointedly ignore that you're riding SATAN COW. Trude must be seeing things.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:26 No.18233520
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    >"This," Chris says dreaminly, hugging her sister tightly, "is the best dream *ever.*"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:26 No.18233522
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    >The cow simply leaps down, legs flexing like huge shock absorbers.
    Pic related, it's the cow.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:26 No.18233524

    This is udderly ridiculous.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:26 No.18233525
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:27 No.18233531
    Cowm on.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:27 No.18233539
    It's a load of bull, if you ask me.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:28 No.18233542

    This quest is becoming too much. We'll haft to put it out to pasture soon.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)21:28 No.18233545
    Good point. We're nearly at a Section 8 already.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:28 No.18233549
    I'd berate you guys for the bad puns, but it's no use crying over spilled milk.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:28 No.18233551

    This cow... With this cow we can BOUNCE. No longer shall our bouncing be limited to the skies!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:28 No.18233557
    For some reason that description of the satan cow makes me immediately think of this:
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:29 No.18233561
    Now, we can keep milking it.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:30 No.18233575
    More like this one:

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:30 No.18233580

    Mooving on with the puns...
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)21:31 No.18233593

    You done good, friend, you done good.

    Now...we need a picture of Miyafuki and Lynette wearing their aviators, Haters Gonna Hatine-ing across the hangar.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:31 No.18233596
    >No buzzing

    My god
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:32 No.18233610
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    >2 built
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:32 No.18233613
    Vuvuzela add-on is optional.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:34 No.18233636
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    Is anyone from our unit gonna come check on us?

    Do the witches think us dead?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:34 No.18233642
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    Or it is simply a disguised LASER COW!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:34 No.18233643
    No, Kathy told Trude she saw us jump and I assume she told Minna as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:35 No.18233650
    >dual-wielding mg42s from horseback

    That horse should've bucked her off by now. And what the fuck is up with that cow?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:35 No.18233652
    The tubes you see hanging down to it are probably pneumatic or hydraulic hoses to power it's joints - the buzzing comes from the engine, which isn't in that test model.

    That's also why you can see a 50-pound weight on the side of it, to simulate part of the weight that would be there if the engine was mounted
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:35 No.18233658
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    "Trude, wait!" you call out.


    "We should get out of this thing," you comment. "It's a sheltered lane of approach."


    "So, this is where infantry, or psychotic trigger-happy Englishmen with thermos's full of thermite lay for tanks," you inform her brusquely, pointing up the rise the sunken lane is cut into. "And that right there's a natural point to go hull-down."

    "The hell is that?" Trude asks irritably.

    "What that Martian tank is doing," Sean says placidly.

    "FUCK!" Trude screams in a most unladylike fashion, kicking her horse. The Arabian leaps up the opposite bank, Chris crying out with delight. Sean kicks the cow in the sides and shouts "GIDDYAP!"

    "hsss?" the cow wonders.

    There's the low, throaty KRA-WHMP! of a Martian mortar-cannon from up the ridge, and a shell hits the ground on the left side of the lane. The blast and shrapnel fly over your head, the natural trench saving you, but the next one won't miss.

    >WUT DO
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:36 No.18233677
    She has magically enhanced thigh strength.

    Which is probably something we should take into consideration in the waifu debate.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:37 No.18233678
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:37 No.18233679
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    >That picture

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:37 No.18233682
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:37 No.18233685
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:37 No.18233687
    >"hsss?" the cow wonders.

    >> Major Airlift 03/06/12(Tue)21:37 No.18233688
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    Move it!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:37 No.18233689
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:38 No.18233692
    Get the Hell out of here and follow Trude.
    We can't be separated.
    >> Writefag 03/06/12(Tue)21:38 No.18233693

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:38 No.18233696
    The last charge of the cow brigade!
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)21:38 No.18233698
    >That horse should've bucked her off by now

    Remember bro, it's an Arabian. Bred in Arabia. By Arabs.

    Basically it's the equine equivalent of a Toyota Hilux in Africa, in terms of what it'll tolerate.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:38 No.18233701
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    I don't care if it isn't applicable.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:38 No.18233703
    Optional, Miyafugi leaning back in chair with Lynette in arms, wearing her aviators and with a candy cigar in hand.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:38 No.18233704
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:38 No.18233706
    It's close to a sniper-tank, but alright.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:38 No.18233708

    charge straight toward the tank. they can probably sweep side to side faster then they can change elevation.

    when we get close shoot it in the joints of the leg.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:39 No.18233719
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:39 No.18233721
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:39 No.18233722
    do a E.T. jump up in this bitch on the cow
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:39 No.18233725
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    Better yet, the Kolibri. Used as early as 1942 iirc.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)21:40 No.18233729
    CRAZY IVAN and hope chuck's still got a bomb left, or the pyro-farmers have some AT weapons besides the foueglasse
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:40 No.18233730
    Is it our fault we chose the better mount?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:41 No.18233737
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    Pic related?

    And I just know she's profiteering it up somewhere in war-torn England.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:42 No.18233751
    She supplies the sailor uniforms for the witches. You know it's true.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:42 No.18233754
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    When do we meet brick-brit?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:42 No.18233755
    ...if we're still inside when she orgasms, the muscle contractions would smash our penis, wouldn't they.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:43 No.18233761
    Odd, my first thought was this:
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:43 No.18233767
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    >Recette witch

    Oh god so very much want.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:43 No.18233769
    Similar, but arm around her woman
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:44 No.18233772
    >All witches have enhanced strength
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:44 No.18233775
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    rolled 1 + 99 = 100

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:44 No.18233779
    >WAT DO?


    Unless Satancow wants to MOVE sometime soon.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:44 No.18233784
    Only when they're wearing the striker, bro. Trude is the only one that has it normally.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:45 No.18233789
    Trude is motherfucking Hulk, man. I wouldn't leave my junk anywhere in her reach.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:45 No.18233794
    >ditching demon cow
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:45 No.18233798
    But not at Trude's level.

    Erica needs to POWER UP to punch a hole through a Martian, Trude doesn't even need to break out the ears and tail to punch MC across the bath room.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:45 No.18233801
    Babby's first attempt at cheating /tg/ dice
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:45 No.18233802
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    She supplies them for EVERYONE.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:45 No.18233803
    who's up for a steam group?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:46 No.18233812
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    Tanks... Why did it have to be Tanks...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:47 No.18233821
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)21:47 No.18233822
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    You stare into the two-hundred millimeter maw of the Martian mortar-cannon, and the pure, sharp voice of instinct screams what you must do.

    "CRAZY FUCKING IVAN!' you scream, jumping to your feet - on the cow's back. With the extra elevation you're able to leap clear off its back and onto the embankment with no problem. Ian follows suit, jumping with you. Sean leaps of the cow's back as well, and the cow itself -

    - vanishes.

    "The shit," you say.

    "What?" Ian asks.

    "Dude, the cow! The fucking cow just vanished!"

    "Do you have a two-second memory? Or is it some mental defect with fighter pilots that you cannot contextualize anything?"


    "WHAT!?" Ian nearly screams. He latches onto your jacket front and shoves you down on the ground, his eyes wild. "FLYING ORE FREIGHTER. HISSING DEMON COW. SO WEIRD EVEN THE MARTIANS ARE FREAKED OUT. And you're impressed by vanishing cows?"

    "When did you lose all your sense of wonder?" you retort.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:47 No.18233831
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:47 No.18233833
    Noooooo we lost SATAN COW ;_;
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)21:47 No.18233835
    >DAT COW
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:47 No.18233837
    Ian and his pragmatism
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)21:48 No.18233838
    Ian's a pilot too, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:48 No.18233847
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    I have no idea whats going on, BUT FUCK IT, THE CRAZY IVAN ACTUALLY WORKED
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:48 No.18233848
    Yea I was experimenting to see how much I shouldn't trust nokodice at one point. 4chan X sees all, remembers all.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:48 No.18233849
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:48 No.18233854
    He's not the alpha pilot though. And that's all that matters.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:49 No.18233855
    Man, Ian is losing it.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)21:49 No.18233862
    Did the cow just go invisible? Is this predator cow?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:49 No.18233863
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    >abandoned the cow
    >it disappears
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:49 No.18233868
    >"When did you lose all your sense of wonder?" you retort.

    Probably around the time Perrine stole his innocence.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:49 No.18233870
    There goes the macguffin.
    >Captcha: endaYou Railroad
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:49 No.18233873
    >Stealth mode engaged
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:49 No.18233874
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    nooo cowwww
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:50 No.18233875
    He just needs some Perrine gentle care and he'll be alright.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:50 No.18233879
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    Did... Did they really do it?

    She's, like, 15
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:50 No.18233882
    Meh, it'll be back.

    Probably we'll RTB, open the fridge to make a snack, and the damn thing will have bunked down in there Pen-Pen style.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:51 No.18233889
    One of these days we should ask him if those handcuffs chafe.

    The ensuing knife would would be totally worth it.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:51 No.18233890
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:51 No.18233893
    She's French dude.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:51 No.18233895
    And Ian is like 18.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:51 No.18233897

    I don't think so... We'd have heard more screaming from Ian.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:51 No.18233901
    And is man hungry, and French.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:52 No.18233907
    Now we wait for the shellfire to stop. Then we leave the area.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:53 No.18233915
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    I'll just leave this here...
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)21:53 No.18233916
    >Implying she didn't gag him.
    Perrine is probably into some freaky shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:53 No.18233923
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:54 No.18233926
    oh fuck you
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)21:54 No.18233931
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    "I can't believe we're having this conversation," Ian mutters. He rises to one knee and peers out of the impressively thick weeds obscuring the roadside. "Fucker's still sitting there."

    You yank him down. "Don't give him any damn targets! At least it's not one of the tripods."

    Ian gives you a jaundiced look. "What? I wish it was. Those things suck."

    "What?" you say, utterly mystified. "The tripods? The terrifying sinuously-legged death machines with the terrifying horns that bring screaming death from way above?"

    "Nineteen-Forty called, they want their over-rated Kraut-shit back," Ian says.

    "... what?"

    "STOOOOOO-KAAAA!" Ian exclaims, waving his hands in the air dramatically. "OH NOOO IT'S A STOOO-KAAA!" He snorts. "And then the Russians raped them all to death because they're slow and ugly and stupid. Same with tripods."

    "They're tanks... with legs..." you say. "Really creepy long robot whippy tentacle legs. They walk, man! They're the most horrible thing on earth!"

    Ian gives you a level glare. "You," he says flatly, "don't know shit about engineering. Legged anything sucks ass."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:54 No.18233932
    >silk gown
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:54 No.18233933
    The cow was just an hallucination. You did the crazy ivan over Ian's shoulders
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:54 No.18233936
    Well, of course she is, she's French. I bet they even held hands.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:55 No.18233944
    >Ian gives you a level glare. "You," he says flatly, "don't know shit about engineering. Legged anything sucks ass."

    Oh shit it's like I'm really in /m/
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)21:55 No.18233948
    Ian has lost it.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:55 No.18233950
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    Threadly Dose
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:55 No.18233952
    Ian's lost it
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:56 No.18233958
    Lets see, copies animal noises(predators record and playback voices, so match that) ridiculous jumping strength, again match that, optical camo, matches again. So, 3 for 3, it matches up pretty well, all we need to be sure is shoulder gun with 3 red dots now.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:56 No.18233962
    A martian needs to break up this fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:56 No.18233963
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    >His face as he says this
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:56 No.18233970
    And Ian once more proves who's boss.
    We're losing the race here, guys.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:57 No.18233981
    I dunno, that cow was pretty bitchin.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:57 No.18233983
    >Every mecha thread in /k/
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:57 No.18233984
    >kick martians out of tank
    >commandeer tank
    >> Starshadow 03/06/12(Tue)21:57 No.18233989
    >Brick Brit
    That's a Canadian actually. I don't know how but we apparently got a reputation as grenade spammers.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:58 No.18234001
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    >Dissin' on my Ju-87

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:59 No.18234004
    Fuck. Ian's improving his trolling technique. We need to figure out countermeasures and comeuppances ASA-fucking-P.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:59 No.18234006
    do we still have the booze from the plane? can we improvize a molly?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)21:59 No.18234014
    Probably from shit like Ortona. "Hey, there's a wall here! Let's BLOW IT UP and throw some more high explosives in the next room over."
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)21:59 No.18234016
    rolled 16 = 16

    Rolling for this!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:00 No.18234020
    >Suddenly dive siren
    >Suddenly Rudel
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)22:00 No.18234025
    We don't use dice.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:00 No.18234026
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:01 No.18234036
    Stop trying to get is killed.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:01 No.18234041
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    >hating on the Ju-87
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:01 No.18234043
    It's like you really didn't read any of the other threads!
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)22:01 No.18234044
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    You blink.


    "Legs are useless," he snorts. "I mean, look at that bugger. Look!"

    You give him a blank look.

    Ian sets his jaw and squints at you.

    You sigh and stick your head up a little. A slow, agonizing death bleeding out from a blown-off leg is preferable to listening to Ian bitch when he's in a mood like this.

    "See him?"

    You sigh. "I see him. Keeping us all pinned down and waiting for a counter-attack to blunder down that inviting sheltered lane-of-approach."

    "See how he's gone hull-down? Possible because of a LOW profile. Having legs makes you a target; high, wide and handsome."

    "Well you'd know about the wide part," you grumble, but Ian ignores you. "And there's a matter of armor efficiency. You get more protection per pound of armor with a more utilitarian, boxy format then anything else. Look, even the fucking ALIENS figured that out, why do you think they stopped fielding the tripods?"

    "Because... we shot the shit out of them," you admit.

    "Exactly. Fuck, a tank with legs is retrograde; why not give it a god-damned sword, too? Fight like honorable sam-ur-ai, HAI, MASTER, WE KILL HUMAN DEVILS!" Ian sketches a sarcastic little salute.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)22:02 No.18234053
    I know. Just trolling. (And praying for a 1 and some HUEHUEHUE)
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:02 No.18234064
    >Ian's lost it
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)22:03 No.18234069

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:03 No.18234074
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    Ian is really on a roll today, isn't he?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:03 No.18234076
    This tank needs to die
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:03 No.18234078
    I'm sure Sakamoto would be enthralled by your tactical observations, Ian.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/06/12(Tue)22:04 No.18234079

    >Fight like honorable sam-ur-ai, HAI, MASTER, WE KILL HUMAN DEVILS!" Ian sketches a sarcastic little salute

    Tell him to cut that shit out before Sakamoto and her magic eye decides to gut him.

    Jokingly of course. We don't seriously believe she'd slay him in a single blow for insulting her country and honor.

    Do we?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:04 No.18234080
    Oh god.

    Gnomes are contractors; MC's remuneration is trolling.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:04 No.18234083
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    >Suddenly Spitfires
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:04 No.18234084
    Don't try to play it off like it was a joke. At least be man enough to say you were acting like an idiot.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:04 No.18234087

    >wasting booze

    get out
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:04 No.18234088
    This is where we silently point to Sean's pig-sticker.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:04 No.18234091
    We throw Ian to Perrine for this.
    Yeah, it's not very sophisticated. But it gets the Hound of Gaul out of our hair, and it drives Ian batshit.
    I see no downsides to this.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:04 No.18234094
    Shoot tank in one of its joints.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:04 No.18234098
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:05 No.18234103
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    >"Hey guys, whats goin on in this thre-"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:05 No.18234105
    inb4 Sakamoto takes out the tank with her sword...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:05 No.18234106
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:05 No.18234111
    It is our default 'Ian is bothering us' reaction.

    So far it has been working pretty well.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:06 No.18234121
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    Mate, I think the fucking *B* model Stuka is a good-looking plane, and even I know that the thing was a sitting duck in everything but total air superiority.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:06 No.18234122
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:07 No.18234130
    >people bitch about /a/ arguing about waifus
    >planefag goes and does that all by himself
    Would you look at all the Sakamotofags.

    I love you pf.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)22:07 No.18234132
    And admitting I'm a horrible, horrible, troll isn't admiting I'm an idiot?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:07 No.18234133
    nb4 infantry come and blow it up while we argue
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:08 No.18234144
    I'm just going to post this because you're being a faggot.

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:08 No.18234155
    You want a sexy German bomber, go with the Ar 234.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:09 No.18234161
    By the way, where has Trude gone?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:10 No.18234169
    Confirmed for worst taste.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:10 No.18234170
    Actually, I take that back.
    inb4 'cow' takes out the tank.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:11 No.18234182
    Hellcow is Tank-kun from the future. You heard it here first.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:11 No.18234184
    Gone to actually do her job, unlike the Ghostriders.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:11 No.18234186
    >sound heard falling from the sky
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)22:11 No.18234188
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    "That doesn't..." you fume. You remember the stories of the tripods, how they could peek behind hedges and through the windows of buildings, how they scaled cliffs and strode through rivers like they weren't there. But Ian and his fucking smug logic. You want to push his face in. "Whatever."

    Ian sits back, looking quite pleased with himself. "Don't hate the player, hate the g-"

    You hold up a hand. "Do... do you hear that?"



    "Am... I hearing that?"

    "Yes," Ian confirms, his head already bobbing with the beat. "You are."

    The Martian seems to hear it too, because his turret swivels and the mortar-cannon KRUMPS immediately. You hear it detonate somewhere downrange, trying to silence the music.

    You hear the sharp, high crack of a human cannon in reply.

    "Fuck," you say miserably.

    "What!? The cavalry's here!"

    "With piss-weak short 75mm peashooters," you complain.

    Ian gives you a strange look. "How do you know all this shit about ground-pounder stuff?"

    "I like things that explode is that a *crime*" you retort hotly.

    The Martian KRUMPs again, but this time you hear the human return shot hit home. You and Ian cheer, and stick your heads up in time to see a huge gout of pink paint still settling on the Martian's front.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:12 No.18234196
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    Better version
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:13 No.18234206
    >a huge gout of pink paint
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:13 No.18234211

    >Ian gives you a strange look. "How do you know all this shit about ground-pounder stuff?"

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:13 No.18234212
    >The Martian KRUMPs again, but this time you hear the human return shot hit home. You and Ian cheer, and stick your heads up in time to see a huge gout of pink paint still settling on the Martian's front.

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:13 No.18234214


    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:13 No.18234218
    >pink paint
    What the hell
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:13 No.18234219
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)22:13 No.18234224
    Sing, Sing, Sing? Uh?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:13 No.18234227
    Damn you logistics!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:14 No.18234231
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/06/12(Tue)22:14 No.18234232
    75mm peashooters
    Are you trying to break my heart planefag?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:14 No.18234234
    Turn and yell at Trude.
    "I fucking told you so, goddamn paint shells to line units, you owe me a goddamn apology!"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:14 No.18234238
    Fuck me, its a paint shell. Did requisition fuck up *again*? We talked to Trude about this happening when she found out we thought Chris was alive.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:14 No.18234240
    >Paint shells

    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)22:14 No.18234241
    Now to link up with Kelly AND ROB A FUCKING BANK.
    Looting german gold with a german witch? What could go wrong.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:15 No.18234246
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    >Minna's ass
    >> Major Airlift 03/06/12(Tue)22:15 No.18234248
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:15 No.18234249

    either they just marked him for air support or allies, or they're a fucking training unit with no real ammo.

    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/06/12(Tue)22:15 No.18234250
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    We're boned.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:15 No.18234252
    Woof, woof!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:15 No.18234260
    Oh great, we just stumbled into a paintball match.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:15 No.18234261
    So much fucking this!
    >> Writefag 03/06/12(Tue)22:16 No.18234264

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:16 No.18234270
    when it's in time with the beat...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:16 No.18234271
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:16 No.18234274
    Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know. This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Krauts think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. We got our own ammunition, it's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes... pretty pictures. Scares the hell outta people! We have a loudspeaker here, and when we go into battle we play music, very loud. It kind of... calms us down.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:16 No.18234275

    The best part is the faggots who haven't seen Kelly's Heroes.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:16 No.18234276
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    >paint rounds

    Someone is going to get colon crucified when this is over.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:17 No.18234279
    Definietly. She only apologized the first time after we gave her booze.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:17 No.18234282
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:17 No.18234287
    All of my yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:18 No.18234300
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)22:19 No.18234305
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    You and Ian both stare mutely at the pink-painted tank.

    "What the fuck?"

    The Martian's turret spins wildly, the mortar-cannon KRUMPing again, far too fast to be aiming.

    "I... I think he's blind?" you say.

    That's when you hear the triumphal, surging roar of a gasoline engine accelerating rapidly from your right. Daring to stick your head up a little further, you see a Sherman climbing over a stone wall seventy or eighty yards to the right. The front comes down sharply, bouncing on the Christie suspension, and the Sherman accelerates madly.

    "IT DON'T MEAN A THING!" the tank croons as it rushes in. The Martian hears it, and the mortar-cannon swings to bear, but the machine is still blinded. A hatch opens on the top of the vehicle and a Martian's head pops out, donned in a leathery cap.

    "IF IT AIN'T GOT THAT SWING!' the tank declares.

    Even from a hundred yards away, you can see the expression on the Martian's ugly litso.

    And it is fucking glorious.

    The Sherman rams into the side of the Martian walker-tank with a ear-piercingly loud CLANG! of steel-on-alloy, and the Walker lurches violently, falling into the sunken lane. Landing on its side, the short little legs wiggle madly for a few seconds, then go still.

    You turn to Ian with a shit-eating grin on your face. "You were saying something about Stukas?"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:19 No.18234309

    >officers GTrasmal
    You said it, captha
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:20 No.18234316
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)22:20 No.18234321
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:21 No.18234328
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:21 No.18234331
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:21 No.18234336
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:21 No.18234337
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:22 No.18234344
    Not enough cocks for that. Also needs more cunt auger.
    >> Will 03/06/12(Tue)22:22 No.18234348

    Oddball with the save!
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)22:22 No.18234349
    We had better hook up with kelly to get the gold
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:22 No.18234352
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    >> Major Airlift 03/06/12(Tue)22:22 No.18234354
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    I take it all back!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:23 No.18234357
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:23 No.18234358
    Woof woof.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:23 No.18234363
    Did Trude see that? Tell me Trude saw that.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:24 No.18234371
    No, an actual Sherman.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:26 No.18234383
    For the poor ignorant bastards:


    The man in the cap, Oddball, is our savior today. Now cut it out with them negative waves.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:28 No.18234393
    >disappearing, super-cows
    >non-sequitor argument about legs vs treads

    I can't wait to get back to the air so we can get out of this strange, strange place.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)22:29 No.18234403
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    The hatches of the tank pop open, and tentacles go a-swarming as the crew bails out. Trude emerges from her side of the lane and peppers it with some MG-42 fire to encourage the crew to get the hell away.

    From behind you the distinctive "clackclackclackclackclack!" of a Martian machine-gun starts up, and the occasional brief screams of mini-rockets. The heavy concussive blasts of a Ma Deuce answer in turn.

    "Shit," you say. "I think we're in the middle of a big fight."

    You and Ian scramble down the embankment and climb up the other side to join Trude. The Arab is snorting and pawing at the ground, eyes wild, but it's holding its position.

    "Well-trained animal," Ian comments.

    "Duh. Lippa-whatsits were originally trained as war-horses, you know." You sniff. "Get culture."

    "Get DOWN," Trude grunts, yanking you deeper into the thick weeds. You hear the roar of a nearby engine again, and risk tanking a peek.

    "The Sherman's pulling back," you comment.


    There's the whistle of a rocket, and a sharp explosion.

    "No infantry support," you say. "Martians are bringing out their stove-pipes."

    Trude snorts. "You Yanks. Bazooka this. Stove-pipe that. Always fixated on long, phallic objects."

    You file that insult away for future retaliation. "Well, what do we do now?"

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:29 No.18234410
    I half expect to get back in the air, then have deal with flying hissing demon cows.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:30 No.18234418
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:30 No.18234420
    though less abrasive due to it no longer being immediately afterwards.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)22:31 No.18234426
    Stay low, go through the grass to nearest solid cover, get Trude to radio our position with her magic bead, protect Chris as best we can.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:31 No.18234427
    Trude has FIREPOWER and SHIELDS.

    Hold the position while Team Ghostrider flanks and murders the fuck out of the Martian anti-tank crew?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:31 No.18234432
    Ride Oddball's tank to safey
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:31 No.18234434
    I wouldn't mind giving Trude my stove-pipe, if you know what I mean...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:32 No.18234444
    Have Trude protect Chris with her shield as we see if we can out-flank the Martian anti-tank crew, or if it's a big group of them, in which case we follow the Sherman and get the fuck out of here.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:32 No.18234445

    We should make a sexual reference just as Trude has, then we should bug out with Oddball.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:32 No.18234446
    Keep moving. We stay here, we die.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:32 No.18234450
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:32 No.18234452
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:33 No.18234454
    Moon the martians, dodge rockets.
    Then Moon Trude.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:33 No.18234456
    Fall back towards the nearest allied group or encampment. Trude's probably choking for ammo right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:33 No.18234461
    Worth a shot. We never did find that martian plane on the ship.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:33 No.18234463
    Everything we say till we get to safety should a be a sexual innuendo
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:34 No.18234468
    If we can link up with Oddball, at least *he* has a radio...

    ...which means we have a chance to get a jeep or a truck called in to take us back to an airfield where we can get another plane and kill more aliums properly.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:34 No.18234473
    >Fuck with martian weapon
    >Fuck with martian tank
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:35 No.18234482
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:35 No.18234490
    >Trude snorts. "You Yanks. Bazooka this. Stove-pipe that. Always fixated on long, phallic objects."

    Says the Krauts with their Rockets and railway guns. Perhaps their men are compensating for something?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:35 No.18234491
    Give those boys a hand. We play distraction and let Trude do the heavy shooting.

    Also, give her machine guns a sensuous stroke. Talk about how hot the barrels are.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:36 No.18234497
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    >no infantry support

    we're here aint we?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:36 No.18234504
    Hijack the motherfucking alien tank
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:37 No.18234519
    >stroke machine-gun barrels for joke
    >receive second-degree burns

    Oh, they're hot alright.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:37 No.18234520
    I think he meant
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:37 No.18234521

    >Sensuous stroke
    >Nothing says sexual like second degree burns.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:38 No.18234524
    OH MY
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:38 No.18234526

    says the girl whos gun is so phallic its got balls
    >point at double drum magazines

    then get serious.
    >> Writefag 03/06/12(Tue)22:38 No.18234532

    Well, obviously the fact that she's wielding two huge machines guns like that means she must be compensating for a lack of bust size.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)22:39 No.18234544
    She won't forgive us for making that joke in front of her sister.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:39 No.18234547
    Ok this won for me
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:39 No.18234552
    Which is why we're filing it away for later.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:40 No.18234558

    she fired the first shot man, cant blame us.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:40 No.18234565
    Wait, you mean it's extra trolly? It has my vote!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:41 No.18234571
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    Link up with Oddball, use the tank as a lure, draw Martian tank hunters into an ambush, introduce them to Hitler's buzzsaw
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:41 No.18234573
    Exactly. You don't need to grab them until you smell cooking flesh, just give them a suggestive rub. Lick your hand first, even.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:41 No.18234579
    >LATER ON:
    >Chris: "Trude, Whats phallic?"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:41 No.18234582
    Chris thinks this whole thing is a dream, and I don't think she'd be that mad anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:41 No.18234583
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    Trudes Smoking. Hot. Barrels.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:42 No.18234587
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:42 No.18234593
    Act as infantry support. Move around and gun down the martian rocketmen while Trude shields us.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:42 No.18234599
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    >Trude snorts. "You Yanks. Bazooka this. Stove-pipe that. Always fixated on long, phallic objects."

    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)22:43 No.18234606
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    "We need to keep moving," you say. "I don't want to sit here with my thumb up my ass, waiting to be found."

    "Move where?" Trude asks pointedly.

    You point at her. "You've got the firepower of two gun crews, sweet-cheeks. Lets get up there and suppress those Martians and hope the tanks can plaster them."

    "And if they've got more armor?"

    You shrug. "Shit happens."

    Trude sighs, clearly flummoxed, but she knows you're right. Not much to do but fight it out, and you don't have all day to dick around.

    Your small group creeps forward through the grass, leaving Chris to tend to the horse. The thick weeds die out as you advance up the slope, where the drainage is better, and soon the rushes give way to pretty much open ground. Poking your heads over the high point, you see some Martians with the tell-tale "stove-pipes" they launch their anti-tank rockets from, holed up in the yard of a small church. Across from the church is a burning house.

    "Well, we're getting closer to London, at any rate," you mutter.

    "Even if I hose them down," Trude says, "I don't see any way to advance." She's right. Between the edge of the rise the sunken lane cuts into, and the headstones and monuments of the little country church's cemetery, there's naught but the split-rails of a fenced pasture connected to the burning house to provide cover.

    "Hundred yards... no, a hundred-fifty, easy," Ian says stiffly. "Only a madman would try that."

    As if on cue, the dramatic skirl of bagpipes sounds from behind.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:43 No.18234608

    she'd thank us for giving her the excuse, I think
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)22:44 No.18234633
    >that pic
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:44 No.18234637
    Here it comes
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:45 No.18234641
    >> LEoor 03/06/12(Tue)22:45 No.18234650

    I...I think my dick just exploded.
    >> Starshadow 03/06/12(Tue)22:45 No.18234654
    Can we please just radio in for an evac? Or did Trude lose her radio bead. We have 2 low on ammo MG42s, a Thompson, an M1A carbine and a sword. Our infantry power is pretty lacking.

    We should be NOPEing towards the nearest airfield.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:45 No.18234655
    >That pic
    >Jack Churchill

    Holy shit I can't even handle this shit anymore.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:46 No.18234659

    And tell the joke in front of everyone
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:46 No.18234662
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:46 No.18234665

    As if on cue the most British man ever to wield a longbow in combat during the second world war.

    Also I agree with the other Anons that all talk with Trude should be sexual innuendo, at least until we are safe. Nothing like endless near death action to raise the blood.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:47 No.18234679

    you see an airfield? think martians brought some helis back along with the edmund fitzgerald?

    or are you prefering to double up in strikers and trying to fly home through a warzone that way?

    tl;dr: no.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:48 No.18234681
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    Also, >that pic
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:48 No.18234686
    >In b4 Sean and Mad Jack compare the size of their swords.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:48 No.18234690
    Plus, people get horny when in deadly situations, and if we get her hot and bothered enough we can get frantic victory sex once we're safe.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:49 No.18234701
    way to lower the tone...
    Casual innuendos are a thing of class, your talk is not. And what are we if not the classiest guy in the air?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:50 No.18234707
    >Frantic sex with SheHulk

    What could go wrong!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:51 No.18234713
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    Not to mention...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:51 No.18234720
    So what we need to do is set up Minna and Sakamoto, and Trude and Erica. That'll shut up the waifufags.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:52 No.18234728
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:52 No.18234735
    A truck or jeep will do just nicely, thank you.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:52 No.18234736
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    Don't forget Yoshika and Lynette.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:53 No.18234747
    >Implying that the one witch in the unit confirmed to like dick will go lesbo
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:53 No.18234751

    Fuck her. Aim for a threesome with Eila and Sanya.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:54 No.18234763
    Nope, not in this quest.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:54 No.18234764
    >implying any of them are really straight
    or alternatively
    >implying Sakamoto couldn't seduce her
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:55 No.18234768
    Sakabroto swings both ways.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:55 No.18234772
    Well she does get emotional feedback of those around her, maybe it justs rub off on her.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:55 No.18234773
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    >all this talk about which Witch MC will end with
    Looks like /a/ has arrived.

    We don't like your kind around here.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:56 No.18234779
    I think you mean Kathy, the only good American witch.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:56 No.18234781
    >Implying Sakabroto is not straight kryptonite.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/06/12(Tue)22:56 No.18234785
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    why is trude such a rapist
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:57 No.18234794
    Sakamoto already has a boyfriend.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:57 No.18234800
    Kathy and Shirley, you mean.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:58 No.18234805
    I'm not sure that's been confirmed in this version.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:58 No.18234806
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:58 No.18234809
    does the mc have a sister? also what is the oss doing?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:58 No.18234813
    >implying that matters
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:58 No.18234814
    >Film camera

    Fuckin kids these days.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:58 No.18234817
    Sean? Or is there some canon animu thing I am unaware of.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)22:58 No.18234819
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    From the lane behind you emerges a Jeep, moving like a scalded bat out of hell. As it catches mad air coming over the ridge, you see two men on Vickers machine guns hammering away, screaming at the top of their lungs - and a passenger in the back blowing on the bagpipes. The dramatic skirl of pipe music carries across the distance, and you think you recognize a bar or two of "Scotland the Brave." The Jeep hits the earth hard enough to bounce everybody a foot out of their seats, but the piper never misses a beat.

    The madmen are almost upon the Martians before they get over their collective shock, and anti-tank rockets begin flying every which-way, most of them upright as panicked Martians discharge them before adjusting for the range. The terribly, terribly short and closing range. The driver puts the Jeep in a steep drift-turn and the gunners swivel to keep hammering the church graveyard with machine-gun fire.

    Trude takes a knee and levels her MG-42s. Yes, she's magic and all, but it's still terrifying to see such a slender girl level two heavy machine-guns and fire them as if they weigh nothing. Ian leaps to his feet and rushes forward, firing his carbine from the hip, and you follow with your Thompson. You'll never get a better chance, and neither of your weapons are much good at this range.

    Fortune may favor the bold, but you can only cheat probability so far. Something moves behind the church's windows, and something silvery-metallic flashes from the window and towards the Jeep.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)22:59 No.18234825
    Had one, at least. We could try to trade Trude, but she seems attached to hers.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:00 No.18234835
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    Seriously, MC is in the MIDDLE OF COMBAT, jeez. Listen to some M2 firing to put you in the right frame of mind, fucking waifufags.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:00 No.18234838
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:00 No.18234840
    Stirling & Co?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:00 No.18234842
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:00 No.18234843
    In before Ian shoots it out midair.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:00 No.18234844
    >"My sister now! Finders keepers!"
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:01 No.18234846
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    Let the kiddies have their fun. The oldfags remember who always seems to win these arguments.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:01 No.18234850
    holy fuck the oss did tons of shit back in ww2
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:01 No.18234853
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:02 No.18234863
    And you wonder why people hate Minnafags
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:03 No.18234873
    I like it, but she might be a bit protective still. Maybe once she's calmed down. Also, does anyone else think it may not have been a good idea to leave her on her own with the horse?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:03 No.18234877

    Gentlemen, the only windbag I wanna hear right now is bouncing around in a jeep, stablized by his massive brass balls.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:04 No.18234885
    There's never a winner in these arguments. That's why they keep happening.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/06/12(Tue)23:04 No.18234887
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    Yes, the erica fags will win, now that's settled, shut the fuck up
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:04 No.18234895
    >In 1942, a young physician named Christian J. Lambertsen invented the first Self-contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus (SCUBA) and demonstrated it to OSS – after already being rejected by the U.S. Navy – in a pool at a hotel in Washington D.C. The OSS not only bought into the concept, they hired Lambertsen to lead the program and build up the dive element of their maritime unit.

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:05 No.18234898
    This. we have more important things to worry about
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:05 No.18234902
    Clearly the way to survive this fight is to sing along.


    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:05 No.18234905
    >that "109"

    Jesus Christ, how horrifying
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:07 No.18234926
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    >straight sanya
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/06/12(Tue)23:07 No.18234931
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    Gentlemen, you're thinking about this all wrong.
    MC and Lynette.
    Think about it.
    She cooks, she cleans, she's not crazy. She even speaks english as her first language. Even has a cute accent too.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:08 No.18234938
    Shouldn't the wings and the exhaust on her striker be pointing the other direction?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:08 No.18234944
    Oh you bet I can remember. And then you all cry like little girls when Planefag takes advantage of something you didn't think about and you stamp your feet, gnash your teeth, and try to call him out on railroading. Of course, he quickly pacifies the lot of you so he can set himself up for the next time.

    The waifufags may be, well, just that, but at least they know when to serious up and not make cripplingly stupid choices. I'll take their company any day.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:08 No.18234945
    Odd, I didn't think she wore panties.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:08 No.18234946
    I think at this point Miyafuji is officially on our bro list.
    And bros don't steal girls from bros.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:08 No.18234951
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    >still waifufagging
    Why can't /a/ just fucking leave. I thought you hated men in your Strike Witches
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:08 No.18234952
    Kill the fuck out of the one in the church.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)23:08 No.18234958
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    The Jeep jerks sharply to one side as the driver dodges, and then there's a violent flash of UnLight, invisible but for the lingering after-image on your retinas, which is paradoxically visible immediately. The explosion is terrifically loud, but curiously electrical; static washes over your skin and the blasts undertone sounds like an overloaded capacitor popping. Blinking away the afterimages, you make out the Jeep, tilted on its side, the passengers sprawled on the ground. They slowly pick themselves up, but almost immediately a hail of fire descends on their position.

    "SHIT!" you exclaim, falling to one knee and swinging up your Thompson. You empty the magazine at the Martians, forcing them to duck behind their stone monuments and gravestones again as they find a position that covers them from both angles.

    That one second is all the madman in the jeep needs. He springs from the ground and a length of steel flashes in his hand. With a hoarse cry of rage, he flits over the ground like a jackrabbit and dives neatly through a window in the Church.

    The alium screams start immediately.

    Now there's fire coming at YOU, and you and Ian go prone in the open, reloading and firing as fast as possible.

    "Sean!" you call back to the edge of the rise. "Time for some clever ideas!"

    "WHERE! IS! MY! COW!" Sean roars with mistakable rage. From somewhere back there. Way back there, in fact. Back where you were originally pinned by the tank, even.

    What the hell?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:09 No.18234961
    The idea was to set her up with Yoshika, but given the way they both reacted to the SAS guys, that might be something that didn't translate from the series.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:09 No.18234962
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:09 No.18234965
    >implying there aren't plenty of fa/tg/uys among the waifufags
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)23:10 No.18234972
    ...Oh no.
    >> Writefag 03/06/12(Tue)23:10 No.18234973

    God no. It should be MCxSanya.

    She could sing to us!

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:10 No.18234975

    Huh. Her underwear is REALLY lopsided there.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:10 No.18234977
    Oh shit, VIMES RAGE!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:10 No.18234981
    Nope. Certain elements of Strikers are "backwards" because the direction of flight is "backwards."
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:10 No.18234982
    >Minnafags are not waifufags
    >> Starshadow 03/06/12(Tue)23:11 No.18234986
    I have no idea wtf is going on anymore.

    Par the course!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:11 No.18234992
    She shit herself.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/06/12(Tue)23:11 No.18234995
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    Why the hell is sean way the fuck back there?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:11 No.18234998
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    I WAS wondering where he had gone.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:12 No.18235000
    Sean didn't charge in with a maddening yell while swinging his sword?
    Something is wrong...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:12 No.18235008
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:12 No.18235010
    But that stuff's lined up as if the propeller is at the front, when it's actually at the back end.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:12 No.18235011
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:13 No.18235012

    Aaaand now I can't see that bulge on the left for anything else. Thanks.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:13 No.18235019
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    Nothing to do but stay prone, put hope in the madman.

    And as amusing as it is to participate in the Waifufaggotry, for all intensive purposes this question was answered last time on STRIKE WITCHES: QUEST. All other inputs are pointless, MC has set his sights on one Witch and once he sets his goals, even the most sultry barrels will not deter him.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:13 No.18235020
    >implying that guy isn't a waifufag
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:13 No.18235021
    He can't civer the distance fast enough. That's why he needs his war cow steed.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:13 No.18235022
    >Minna in thighhighs

    Boner reaching critical levels...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:13 No.18235023
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:14 No.18235025
    I aim to please.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:15 No.18235037
    Ah yes, Erica.
    >> Starshadow 03/06/12(Tue)23:15 No.18235039
    >The waifufags may be, well, just that, but at least they know when to serious up and not make cripplingly stupid choices.
    Its called maintaining character you dumb twats. You guys couldn't do it to save your life.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:15 No.18235045
    They'll go straight for SAS men for the same reason that straight guys would go gay for SAS men.

    Besides, they could just share one. I doubt either Yoshika or Lynette could handle a member of the SAS by themselves.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:15 No.18235048
    Well according to our faux game over screen, Minna and Trude are neck and neck and likely to break even.

    >intensive purposes
    ...I DO hope you were kidding
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:15 No.18235049
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    I hate you
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:16 No.18235050
    >dat lynette oh god
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:16 No.18235051
    >implying cripplingly stupid choices isn't in character for MC.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:16 No.18235061
    Sakamoto had the same score, remember
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:17 No.18235072
    >Minna and Trude are necking
    Fine by me!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:17 No.18235073
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    >pairing MC with anyone but Minna or Trude
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:18 No.18235077
    If I had any pictures of any of them shitting themselves, this'd be a great time to post them.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:18 No.18235081
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    I don't remember Trude being in that screen.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:18 No.18235082
    >Pappy Boyington had a score
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:18 No.18235086
    She's welcome to join, but we've only gotten minna and trude points since then. Probably at 8/10 each
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:19 No.18235090
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:19 No.18235092
    But Sakamoto is sakabroto. Not Sakahoto.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:19 No.18235093
    Now she just needs either a skirt or a longer jacket to get the full zettai ryouiki effect.

    ...or maybe just a sweater that comes down to her upper thighs.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:19 No.18235096
    I have no idea what is happening anymore.

    Hoping this whole scenario ends soon.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:20 No.18235103
    Patton had a score. And it was pretty high.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:20 No.18235104
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/06/12(Tue)23:20 No.18235107
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    dat sanya
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:21 No.18235111
    The linsanity is overwhelming
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:21 No.18235117
    Thanks man, that'll go right next to the one of Trude gurgling Helma's piss.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:21 No.18235119
    inb4 10/10 Sakamoto doesn't get us in her pants, it gives bonus events with Minna
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:21 No.18235123
    What Minna points have we gotten since then?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:21 No.18235124
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    >> Starshadow 03/06/12(Tue)23:22 No.18235134
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    >implying cripplingly stupid choices isn't in character for MC.
    I'm not. Are you? We do this stuff all the time.

    Fighting to the death is cripplingly stupid. We also call it heroism. Like I said earlier, were a pilot in a china shop. MC doesn't afraid of any Ming.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:22 No.18235135
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:22 No.18235139
    So kind of like clearing Ranmaru in Sengoku Rance?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:23 No.18235141
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:23 No.18235143
    and now I am blind
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:23 No.18235144
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    it was a 3 way tie ya ninny.

    shitfuckpiss etc etc.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:24 No.18235160

    How stupid can you be?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)23:24 No.18235164
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    KA-WHAM! You hear the sharp crack of a 76mm gun somewhere behind you.

    GLURPH! A Rorschach-blot of pink paint comes screaming through the air, covering the courtyard with splatters of fabulosity. You and Ian lurch to your feet and run like hell during the brief distraction, and manage to dive into the roadside ditch. The low iron fence encircling the small cemetery is hardly ten feet past that, and the ditch starts to feel very, very shallow once industrious Martians begin playing their masers over the weeds on either side, trying to light them afire.

    "Clever bastards," Ian says.

    You raise your Thompson and begin pegging shots over the edge of the ditch, chipping away at the gravestones, but accomplishing little.

    "Fucking rich English country gentlemen and their overpriced private cemeteries with their fucking huge stone monuments!" you snarl, sending another half-dozen rounds of .45 ACP at a heat-ray wielding Martian hiding behind a big stone plinth with an angel statue standing atop it. The rounds beat at the stonework, but inflict no harm on alium flesh.

    Ian's little carbine pops politely, and a Martian screams in anguish.

    "Show-off," you grunt.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:25 No.18235168
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    I like you.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:25 No.18235169
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:25 No.18235170
    >we get drunk, Sakamoto strips us and sticks us in a girls swimsuit.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:25 No.18235174
    Oh, misread I guess. We coo'.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:25 No.18235178
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    This Waifu War is starting to pis--wait, what was that?

    >Sakamoto in Perrine's uniform

    .....Whelp, time to join the fighting, SAKAMOTO BANZAI!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:26 No.18235183
    Oddball needs to start with that noise warfare.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:27 No.18235193
    As stupid as necessary

    I'm ok with this.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:27 No.18235196


    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:27 No.18235198
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    >best witch
    >not handsome eila
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:27 No.18235200
    650+ posts and image limit
    We need a new thread
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:28 No.18235203
    Tell me more...
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:28 No.18235207
    >pussy detected
    >> LEoor 03/06/12(Tue)23:29 No.18235208
    IS it just me or have we been getting slower and slower lately?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:29 No.18235210
    She's fucking crazy, but she's our kind of crazy and also the sanest witch available. You'd think she'd be more popular.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:29 No.18235216
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:29 No.18235217
    She seems to have warmed to us, but it's sort of a package deal with her, and some people are uncomfortable with that.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)23:29 No.18235218
    planefag's giving us fewer and fewer chances to actually change anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:30 No.18235220
    Just a bit. We have fast and slow days
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:30 No.18235229
    Okay. Next time, we're stowing a panzerfaust or three in the cockpit in addition to the Thompson. Maybe some grenades. And an MG42.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)23:31 No.18235233
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    From the front door of the church staggers the Madman, his tunic soaked with green ichor and his long blade dripping with it. The door faces the road, so he's able to edge along the front of the church a little without being taken under fire by the Martians.

    The men hiding behind their Jeep aren't as lucky. You hear a PAM! as a tire pops when a maser beam plays over it, and then the fuel tank goes up with a KRRRUMP! Vickers ammo starts to cook off, forcing the SAS troopers sheltering behind it to retreat even further, reducing the protection it provides as they slide into the LOS of more and more Martians.

    "They seem a bit shy, don't they?" the madman calls out to you. "No stomach for an advance, eh?"

    "A tank'll do that," you call out.

    "Aye," the man says, squinting into the distance behind you. "Never thought I'd see a tank firing paint 'n blasting Big Band swing next to 'a Witch firing machine guns and standing inna grass fire, but ey." He shrugs, as if this is modestly impressive. "But if that made 'em shit..." he says, and sheaths his sword.

    That's when you realize the lunatic has a fucking bow slung around him. He unlimbers it from his chest and nocks a wicked-looking broadhead arrow on it, glancing towards the church corner. "...wait till they see this."

    Then Sean arrives.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:31 No.18235238
    everyone is busy wankin it in IRC
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:31 No.18235243
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:32 No.18235252
    Indiana Jones theme time.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)23:33 No.18235262
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:33 No.18235270

    Without waifuing or other choices to argue about there is little to say. Since we are currently stuck in ground combat with the choices of get in cover or die, we are left without options because I know from previous quests a lot of people would choose die, either through maliciousness or more ususal the idea that the MC has better plot armour than the enemies guns.

    Once we get back to which Witch Bitch do you wanna go talk to comes back around I'm sure it will be back to ten million posts in 20 seconds, probably the same 10 dudes arguing.
    >> LEoor 03/06/12(Tue)23:34 No.18235273
    Not really. Been alttabbing back and forth all night, its not really that fast over there.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:34 No.18235279
    New thread?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:35 No.18235290
    What's the IRC channel ?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:35 No.18235292
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:35 No.18235297

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:35 No.18235299
    >Sean and Mad Jack
    >Poor Aliums
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:35 No.18235303

    Time to party like its 1392.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:35 No.18235304
    #swq on Rizon
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:36 No.18235308
    Is that Churchill?

    And I mean Jack, not winston.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:36 No.18235321
    Planefag, we needs a Cutts Compensator for our thompson.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:37 No.18235326
    >Its some other guy with a claymore and a longbow in ww2
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:37 No.18235327
    He has a bow, a broadsword, and bagpipes. It must be peter fucking pan.

    >> Starshadow 03/06/12(Tue)23:37 No.18235330
    >S it just me or have we been getting slower and slower lately?
    Do you mean discussion or action? Most of the inane crap went to IRC. And since this is a ground battle we don't really have many options other than NOPE and WE PARATROOPER NOW.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:37 No.18235332
    Well, that's an odd place for a thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:38 No.18235348
    To be fair when i posted that for some reason i couldn't see half the thread.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)23:40 No.18235366


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