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    76 KB STRIKE WITCHES: THERE'S MY FUCKING COW planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)23:40 No.18235365  

    The lunatic is just peeking around the building corner, an arrow nocked and ready, when you all hear it.


    The man blinks. "Bloody hell?"

    "MEET MY FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOW" Sean screams at the top of his lungs as the Hell-Cow comes charging through the open, hooves but a blur as it hisses with horrible malice. Sean swings his blade around his head twice, then thrusts it forward.


    You've heard some unique sounds in your life. The sound of an engine simultaneously exploding and restarting. The sound of thirty cigarette butts hitting the floor of a bar at the same time, usually following a smartass remark about the Army from a sailor. But you've never, ever heard the sound of twenty alien guns being dropped at the same time. The Martians flee as fast as their tentacles can carry them, their many long slender limbs but a blur as they bug out at lightspeed.

    The HellCow leaps over the iron fence and lands in the center of the abandoned graveyard, snorting and pawing, his rider poised bold and triumphant.

    And Fightin' Jack Churchill drops his fucking arrow.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/06/12(Tue)23:41 No.18235378
    first post please god
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/06/12(Tue)23:41 No.18235382

    And now for Mad Jack.
    >> LEoor 03/06/12(Tue)23:41 No.18235384
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:42 No.18235385
    Fuckin cows
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)23:42 No.18235387
    <3 you so hard, planefag.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:42 No.18235390
    how do i get first post

    please respond
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    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/06/12(Tue)23:42 No.18235393
    Damnit, Panzer you shazbot!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:42 No.18235394
    So apparently Sean is some kind of strange, insane druid, and the Hellcow is his animal companion.

    I approve of this.
    >> Arcbound 03/06/12(Tue)23:42 No.18235395
    Gentlemen, we know their weakness.

    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:42 No.18235397
    where did the cow come from?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/06/12(Tue)23:42 No.18235398
    We died when we crashed...this is the mad hallucinations as we slowly bleed out.
    >> Major Airlift 03/06/12(Tue)23:42 No.18235400
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    I don't even...what...
    >> Starshadow 03/06/12(Tue)23:42 No.18235401
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    >And Fightin' Jack Churchill drops his fucking arrow.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:42 No.18235404
    >mad jack stunned into dropping his arrow

    we MUST play this cool. yeah our cow hisses. so fuckin' what?
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    Also, speaking of pilot-fying Miyafuji...
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:44 No.18235422
    >made Jack drop his arrow
    Do the words for this exist? Can we properly assess this situation?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:44 No.18235423
    OK, it's time to go back to base.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/06/12(Tue)23:44 No.18235428
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    Eat that planefag

    Jesus Christ how horrifying
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:45 No.18235448
    My reaction image folder is insufficient for this level of awesome.
    >> Starshadow 03/06/12(Tue)23:46 No.18235452
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    >So apparently Sean is some kind of strange, insane druid, and the Hellcow is his animal companion.
    >Sean is signal gnome
    >Sean can recognize psi signals
    >Sean can decode magical radio
    >Sean can talk to animals
    It all makes sense now!
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    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/06/12(Tue)23:47 No.18235471
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:47 No.18235472

    Man, high command it going to have a fit when the R&D boys get wind of this "Cow".
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    Hell Yeah Mothafucka!
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:49 No.18235488
    Sean is a reverse-trap witch.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:49 No.18235492
    Point the reference out for us uncultured ignorant fools, if you would.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:49 No.18235494
    How many cows can we fit in a B-52?
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    Double Dose.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:50 No.18235497
    Im ok with this
    >> Starshadow 03/06/12(Tue)23:50 No.18235503
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    MC/Ian = Pilot + Women = Clueless
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:50 No.18235508
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:50 No.18235509
    >The sound of thirty cigarette butts hitting the floor of a bar at the same time, usually following a smartass remark about the Army from a sailor

    oh dog
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:51 No.18235514
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    Okay so remember how Kathy's shield was all AMERICA?
    And how Planefag likes Reisen with guns?
    I only wish I'd remembered this at the time.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:51 No.18235515
    Regular cows or hellcows?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:51 No.18235521
    It's a reference to the book Thud by Terry Pratchett.
    In the book the main character reads his infant son a book called "Where's my cow?" every night

    Deleted original due to spelling mistake
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    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:52 No.18235529
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    Oh god.


    Does it come in chewable?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:53 No.18235538
    Nope, suppository only.

    Bend over and spread 'em.
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    Only suppository? Good god man.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:55 No.18235558
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    Press the assault! No mercy!

    except for NOPE Martian, he's cool
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:55 No.18235562
    >Shitty green and purple blocks edited in.
    >Lines are jagged.
    >The cut around Perrines head is even worse
    Why you do this anon?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:55 No.18235563
    but....but that dose would kill a bull elephant that has rabies!
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:55 No.18235567
    >planefag has used my OC twice so far
    I feel like I have contributed despite missing most votes.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/06/12(Tue)23:55 No.18235569
    SCIENCE time!
    Assume the max loaded weight of a B-52, then assume an ideal cow, weighs 1400 pounds... roughly 216 cows and a calf.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:56 No.18235572
    You know...sense it seems that we are quite the pistolero, as is Ian, we need to try to get some Registered Magnums. Perhaps we can use our chest full of medals from all of this crazy shit to secure them.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:56 No.18235582
    because i'm lazy
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:57 No.18235587
    In .455 Webley?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:57 No.18235591
    NOPE martian is dead. Let's just head back to base.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:58 No.18235598
    Don't break my heart, anon
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:59 No.18235604
    I think most of those are going to have to be external stores. Even big belly BUFFs don't have the weapon bay volume for all of that beef.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:59 No.18235607
    It's not a glorious, but it'd probably do to get Chris to safety. I'm worried she'll have run off again.
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:59 No.18235611
    He noped away soon enough, no worries.
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    Suppositories you say?
    >> Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)23:59 No.18235613

    Yeah, I pretty much assumed as much when Sean shut the door quietly behind him at the end of the last thread. Sometimes you just can catch a break.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/06/12(Tue)23:59 No.18235614
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    You wake up on the plane.

    Across from you, Trude is holding her sister in her lap, eyes squeezed shut, gripping her little sister with all her might. Chris is fast asleep, twitching every now and then when the C-47 rocks with turbulence.

    Ian is napping in the seat next to her, his M-1 Carbine sitting between his legs, muzzle-up.

    You look towards the rear of the plane, where Sean is keeping an eye on the Hell Cow. Said cow is sitting with its legs folded underneath it, its creepily aware gaze moving around the cabin in a slow, tracking pattern. You shudder involuntarily.

    "Fancy a slug?"

    You accept a flask from Paddy Mayne, who's seated next to you, and drain a quarter of it one go, choking and coughing as you come up for air.

    "Bloody hell mate, that's Uzo you've got there."

    You cough hoarsely. "Perfect."

    "So," Stirling says, on your right.


    "If I were to write this shit down," Paddy says evenly, "They'd call me a fucking liar."

    "You," drawls a man further back in the aircraft, "need to cut it out with them negative waves, man."

    "Amen," Stirling says, taking the flask from you and addressing it himself.

    The C-47 puts down at Castle Barin a few minutes later, and you stagger off to find some nice, dark hole to sleep in. Your first instinct is to sleep in the Widow, but you remember you left her behind on some remote airbase in South Bumfuck or whatever they call that county that feeds off the tourists driving to and from the Isle of Wright. Touristlandia? You don't know. You're tired.


    god damn


    >You dream...
    >And remember something that's been bothering you for FOREVER, but was forgotten!
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:00 No.18235624
    I'm fine with the suppository, but why is she wearing yoshika's uniform?
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    Why can't I stop thinking about this?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:00 No.18235629
    Nope. .357 magnum. The first of the magnum revolvers. We are also going to need to meet Elmer Keith, the cartridge's developer, a right powerful gnome.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:00 No.18235633
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/07/12(Wed)00:01 No.18235636
    >negative waves
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/07/12(Wed)00:01 No.18235638
    That we never distributed the aviators and pants.

    That trude needs to pay for making those jokes and punching us.

    That we need to paint a recursive widow on the widow.

    That we need to make a pillow fort in the hangar.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:01 No.18235640
    That. Why the fuck is this redhead fucking me up?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:01 No.18235641
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    Sanya got the Measles, and Miyafuji was taking care of her since she'd had it before. So she piledrived Miyafuji and stole her clothes so she could give her the dose instead.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:01 No.18235649

    The the martians fled from the Cow, they knew what the fuck it was and they were afraid of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:02 No.18235651
    What was I about to realize yesterday?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:02 No.18235656
    Minna's ass.
    Minna's gnome training.
    Minna's ass training.
    Minna's... she's alright, right? Of course she is.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:02 No.18235659

    the pants and aviators we never gave out.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:02 No.18235660
    We dream of a pillow fort, and trolling witches.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:02 No.18235661
    You never did get answers about male witches.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:02 No.18235662
    guys we need to inform command about radio waves and martion rocket bombs this shit might change the war
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:02 No.18235664

    Uh, what? Did we skip a post between Mad Jack dropping his arrow and our recovery? I don't remember passing out.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:02 No.18235667
    We dream that we need a friggin' bath. It's been days.

    Again, moving that we drag Yoshika along as our battle buddy who we can use to cover our escape.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:03 No.18235671
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:03 No.18235672
    So, time to figure out what Minna did to our brain.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:03 No.18235676
    Time to have a talk with Minna about something only she could do the other day
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:03 No.18235678


    oh god is she being watched? guarded?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:03 No.18235679
    >What *do* Minna and Sakamoto know about gnomes, anyways?
    >And what did she do to my head in the pub?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:03 No.18235681
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:03 No.18235686
    >what was I about to realize the previous night before a bunch of Witches interrupted my dreams
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    So planefag, I have a very important question. When do we upgrade to one of -these- bad boys and become real pilots?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:03 No.18235689
    I dream of Nope-Martian, fleeing from us, barely a step ahead, until in his haste to hide he shifts his shape...

    ...into that of a cow.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:04 No.18235691
    That your little sister ran away crying when you left for the military before you got a chance to say goodbye.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/07/12(Wed)00:04 No.18235694
    Minna terror-boner?
    Sanya being ok?
    Aviators and pants?
    No-witches allowed fort?
    Girl back home who likely hates our guts after seeing the newspaper?
    >> LEoor 03/07/12(Wed)00:04 No.18235695
    What did Minna do to our brains.

    >Can it FINALLY be plot tiem plz?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:04 No.18235696
    Kinda like ending a chapter or some shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:04 No.18235698
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:04 No.18235701
    >And remember something that's been bothering you for FOREVER, but was forgotten!
    Cause we miss things.
    >> Major Airlift 03/07/12(Wed)00:05 No.18235708
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    That things needs to be playing on a loop on a huge ass projector somewhere in the castle.

    Oh, and I guess Minna mind raping us. That too.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:05 No.18235709

    Planefag said it was like midair refueling for humans. No big deal. The other witches weren't experienced enough to do it, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:06 No.18235716
    >You dream...of standing at a court martial, with Sakamoto leveling a gun at your temple while Minna passionately kisses you. Every time someone at the tribunal speaks, you just hear the two of them talking about gnomes in the castle basement. You're torn between anger, crushing sorrow, and why boner.
    >And remember something that's been bothering you for FOREVER, but was forgotten!
    >God damn it, how does Sean always know this shit? Girls, aliums, radios, whatever. What if he goes Sanya on us?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:06 No.18235717
    >MC doesn't know this
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:06 No.18235724
    Hello? 1940's film development?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:07 No.18235729
    Oh, no... I just realized.

    Oddball has been identified by High Command as a gnome as a result of today's action, and has been transferred to Barin.

    Along with, presumably, Mad Jack, who really should have been assigned there earlier.
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    One other thing. We need to confront Sean about his powers. That's been bothering us ever since he detected the martians landing on Barin.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:07 No.18235734
    That we still need to resolve Minna moving all of our stuff in with the enlisted mechanic pigdogs?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:07 No.18235735

    >You dream of a good nights sleep... Once comfortable in your meta-dream, your mind turns to less metaphysical considerations.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:07 No.18235736
    hello movie deal...also I wonder if our landing was on tape
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:07 No.18235737
    To keep us from having to go over that again, lets just say Minna told us about it afterward.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:07 No.18235738
    Seriously it could have just been hormones.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/07/12(Wed)00:07 No.18235740
    You say that like it is a bad thing
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:08 No.18235742
    You dream...nothing, because you are so fucking sleep deprived, that you NEED THIS. Fuck thinking, dreams, or anything other then napping until the war is over, or we have to kill something again.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:08 No.18235747
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    >> Will 03/07/12(Wed)00:09 No.18235751
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    >Oddball a gnome
    >now stationed at Barin
    >Oddball has joined the party!
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    Who we always dream about.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:10 No.18235758
    A lot earlier.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:10 No.18235759
    Speaking of which, I'm writing a side-story about the Brolium.

    Also, we really do need to mention to Minna that we need her to do something for us. Something that we've wanted her to do for quite a while now, and that only she can do for us. We need her to start explaining what's going on around here: namely, why us being a gnome is a problem, and what she did to us while we were passed out drunk. Bonus points if the lead-in makes her blush.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:10 No.18235764
    How about fucking not? Are you out of your mind? We need to talk to Minna and Sakamoto, separately, and without letting them talk to each other in between, about the exact extent of their knowledge of gnomes, what that means for us practically speaking, and what the fuck happened in the pub. This is important fucking shit, and not something that we can just forget about. Besides, Minna was awfully fucking against doing whatever she did, so she wouldn't have fucking told us.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:10 No.18235765
    the part between mad jack dropping his arrow and you on the plane
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:10 No.18235766
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:10 No.18235768
    The Widow speaking with Minna's voice, and Minna speaking with the Widow's engine growl?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:11 No.18235772
    Our Plane?
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    I like this idea, but God-Damn if we don't show that gun footage, I will not feel complete.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:11 No.18235779
    The Widow, right. We really do need to go pick her up. We have some nose art to get to, after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:11 No.18235781
    We try to take over to world?
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:12 No.18235794

    this seems rather more time sensitive then anything else...
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:13 No.18235798
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    Oh and one more thing guys.


    We just helped to kill half of an invading martian army and disable a martian antigravity ship which is probably being captured as we speak. Make with the award ceremony already.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:13 No.18235800
    >Inb4 we wake up in the infirmary... Again...
    >> Arcbound 03/07/12(Wed)00:13 No.18235805
    Oh god, it'll be like the stoner dream from Harold and Kumar, but with a Widow.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:14 No.18235810
    You got me wrong there. We DO need to talk to Minna about all that shit. But we already know what she did to us back at the pub. So we can skip that and get to the important stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:14 No.18235812
    We should talk to the brass about the cow, the signals, and probably some other stuff. And we should talk, well gloat, maybe, to Trude about saving her sister and her punching us.
    >> Major Airlift 03/07/12(Wed)00:14 No.18235813
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    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/07/12(Wed)00:14 No.18235819
    It's our bed, where else would we wake up?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:14 No.18235821
    Everything is still getting processed.

    We literally made ourselves eligible for every single combat-related medal the USAAF awards, up to and including the Medal of Honor. It takes a while for that paperwork to be processed.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:15 No.18235825
    Eila's bed, duh.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:15 No.18235827

    Do we have a room anymore? We never followed up on this.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:15 No.18235831
    The infirmary, our home away from home. A permanent bed has been assigned and MEEYAFOOGEE has been moved next door to the infirmary, all for dumbass Pilot.

    Don't you feel proud for warping the laws of military hospital care? IE actually getting some?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:15 No.18235834
    >The Infirmary
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:16 No.18235838
    We do, but MC doesn't. It's not that hard to understand. It's something that would seem important, so we can't just pretend that he knows. You're not from around these parts, are you?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:16 No.18235846
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    So we shut down...whatever it was that was screwing with Sanya's head, right? So she can stop being under lockup, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:16 No.18235849
    We dream a dream of ships sailing on a clear ocean of tears, each one bearing a name oddly familiar to us. No matter how close the waves of tears try and guide us to any one ship, the wind always blow us clear, leading to ever rougher more turbulent waters.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:16 No.18235851
    We sleep where we feel like it. Anyone already there will make room.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:16 No.18235853
    Dey gonna need be a meltin down the medals and makin a statue for ya!
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/07/12(Wed)00:17 No.18235855
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    In the oblivion of slumber, you dream.

    Minna. In her shirt. In... only her shirt.

    "I know what you want," she says to you, smiling coyly. She advances towards you slowly, slowly undoing the buttons of her uniform tunic. "I know what you desire...."

    You reach out longingly, your hands tingling as they touch her skin.... your fingertips tracing down her neck... and then you ball your fists up in her shirt and start shaking her as hard as you possibly can.


    Suddenly, Minna has pants on, and she snaps a pair of glossy black Aviator glasses open, and dons them. "Deal with it," she states. Then she dissolves in your hands in a cloud of

    "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!' you scream, thrashing madly, and manage to face-plant as you fall off the couch.

    "Are you okay?" somebody asks from behind you.

    "UGNFFF," you hiss. "I... uh..." you shake your head violently, trying to shake the bucket of puzzle pieces you call a brain till something resembling a pattern appears. Right. Okay. Saved London, saved the Witches, bounced the aliums, big hero, yadda yadda... now, perhaps, you can get some god-damned answers. "Yeah, I guess I'm okay."

    "Good." Somebody kicks you in the shoulder. You yelp with surprise as you're flipped onto your back... and then Erica straddles you and kisses you full on the mouth.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:17 No.18235856
    My grandfather won the DFC, and it took a couple weeks for the paperwork to go through, if the date on the pic of the award ceremony is right.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:17 No.18235857
    The infirmary is fine short term, but those doctors will probably get annoying. We should move our stuff back over here if it hasn't been.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:17 No.18235858
    Sorry, all I could think of was this. I had to

    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/07/12(Wed)00:17 No.18235862
    ...not unexpected
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:17 No.18235864
    They should make an armor suit of medals for us.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:17 No.18235868
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:18 No.18235869
    Fuck yes!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:18 No.18235870
    Nope. Shot down two ships, but we never did anything about the antennas in France.

    >shot down two ships
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:18 No.18235873
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:18 No.18235875
    Have I ever told you how much I love you?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:18 No.18235876
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:18 No.18235878
    >Get home, look for SWQ
    >Read about cow shenanigans
    >Sean goes Vimes-crazy

    You're a Pratchett fan, aren't you planefag?
    >> Major Airlift 03/07/12(Wed)00:18 No.18235882
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    watdafuck is going on!?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:18 No.18235883
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:18 No.18235885
    As soon as our lips break, go "No! No! DON'T TAKE MY HAT, BRO!"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:19 No.18235888
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:19 No.18235889
    Finally, a waifu I can support!
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/07/12(Wed)00:19 No.18235898
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    I like where this is going....
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:19 No.18235899

    Um...Did we ever get that massive head wound looked at? I mean I know skull cuts bleed like crazy, but still. It was bad enough to block our goggles. We did kinda crash land a few times as well. Once in a plane, once with our legs after jumping from 200 feet. I know we are 20, AMERICAN and a pilot, but we probably could use some sparkle juice right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:19 No.18235901
    Well, good morning.

    I wonder if word of our would-be last joke has gotten out?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:20 No.18235906
    Hey, it's her turn, everybody else is getting some!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:20 No.18235907
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    And this chain of events comes from where?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:20 No.18235908

    Gentlemen... I think we've got this backwards...

    We don't have a harem choice...

    They do.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:20 No.18235909
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:20 No.18235910

    [x] Trude
    [x] Erica
    [] Sanya
    [] Eila
    [] Minna
    [] Sakamoto
    [] Miyafuji
    [] Shirley
    [] Lynette
    [] Lucchini
    [] Perrine

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:20 No.18235914
    Maybe Sean or Ian sent us a present for saving Britain.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:21 No.18235915
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    inb4 this is some huge misunderstanding
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:21 No.18235916
    ......my god....
    >> Writefag 03/07/12(Wed)00:21 No.18235919

    Goddammit, PF. Did you really feel the need that bad to stir the shit? And with a *third* waifu.

    You really do live on our tears and rage.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:21 No.18235920
    You don't think Sean wanted some payback after what MC did to him?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:21 No.18235924
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:21 No.18235926
    hourly dose
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:21 No.18235928
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:21 No.18235930
    You forgot, Perrine. I can see how you would, though. I'd rather I had too.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:21 No.18235932

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:22 No.18235934
    We kissed Perrine at the airfield. It was in the papers.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:22 No.18235935
    Uh. [x] Perrine. On the base, with the guns, and the photo, remember?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:22 No.18235936
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    >our DFC
    Erica has it.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:22 No.18235938
    >implying this is bad
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:22 No.18235940
    Because you're still a virgin?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:22 No.18235942


    Push it to the Limit, MC, we don't care if we have an audience.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:22 No.18235943

    (and boy, would it irritate the waifu snobs if every girl wound up with one of the three of us :)
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:22 No.18235946
    Ballbusting mind
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:22 No.18235947
    Order of operations and story telling and other things don't work like that.
    But it's still funny.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:23 No.18235949


    ABORT ABORT ABORT. Get out of there while your men are still in one piece Ghostrider!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:23 No.18235952
    >inb4 we are still dreaming and instead wake up to someone else kissing us
    For maximum confusion
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:23 No.18235956
    The cow. Our true waifu.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:23 No.18235957
    i wasnt counting the bed one since we kissed her, but yeah airfield you're right.

    [x] Trude
    [x] Erica
    [] Sanya
    [] Eila
    [] Minna
    [] Sakamoto
    [] Miyafuji
    [] Shirley
    [] Lynette
    [] Lucchini
    [x] Perrine

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:24 No.18235964
    Well, Ian's got Perrine, and maybe Sakamoto, so it's not a bad start.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:24 No.18235966
    So it's basically like we're collecting Germans.I am entirely okay with this.

    Also, I know what we forgot.

    We forgot to turn off our swag.

    It has begun.
    >> Writefag 03/07/12(Wed)00:24 No.18235967

    Seconded. We don't need a third waifu, dammit.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:24 No.18235970
    So, when they part, ask her if we are dreaming. Before she answers, go in for round two.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:24 No.18235971
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    Oh god. I love it
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/07/12(Wed)00:24 No.18235973
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    You fail wildly, seeking your whistle, your shrill savior, but Erica doesn't seem interested in allowing you enough air to use it, or lip real estate. After an instantaneous eternity, she turns you loose with a loud, wet "pop."

    She licks her lips sensually. "That," she says, "-is for saving my best friends little sister."

    Then she smacks you upside the head.


    "And that," she says, "is for trying to fake your death and break her heart, you staggering moron." She gets off you and makes a show of straightening out her uniform shirt, looking like somebody who's just done a good job of training a dog with a hot-dog and a stick.

    "Whu?" you query the ceiling, dazed. Rubbing your face, you groan.

    "War," you mutter, "happens way, way too quick for my tastes."

    There's so much to ask. Like, how the invasion of England is going. Yeah, that whole thing. The Mysteries of the LawnKeepers needs plumbing. Oh Jesus, all that shit. You have to talk to your crew about the whole Gnome thing, get them on your side. The Cow. What The Fuck Is Up With The Cow. Chris. Yeah, how's she doing?

    A stab of guilt goes through you just thinking about Chris, when you remember how Trude was holding her. You haven't seen your own little sister in a long, long time... the one who reminds you of Miyafuji so much.


    >WAT DO
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:25 No.18235975

    Shake her off, then "Chuck if you don't stop sucking my face NOW I will punch you in the dick."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:25 No.18235976
    Why do you guys fall in love with every girl who kisses us?

    Except for Perrine, of course.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:26 No.18235983
    >See Minna about GNOME SHIT
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:26 No.18235984
    Write her a letter!
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/07/12(Wed)00:26 No.18235985
    Isn't it obvious??
    >Ring little sister
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:26 No.18235986
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:26 No.18235988

    "I think I broke even on that one."
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/07/12(Wed)00:26 No.18235989
    Demand answers.


    We want FACTS, damn it.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:26 No.18235990

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:26 No.18235993
    Sweet brown medicine, take away all the confusion and pain.

    [X] BOOZE
    >> LEoor 03/07/12(Wed)00:27 No.18235994
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:27 No.18235995
    >trying to fake your death and break her heart
    That was quite a while ago. It's taken her this long to smack us for it? She could have at least worn the pants we gave her.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:27 No.18235996
    You must do the most important thing first:

    Find out who won the fight in the kitchen. Also, maybe call your sister, I guess?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:27 No.18235997
    get some breakfast. its been more then a day. a lot of that in combat.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:27 No.18235999
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:27 No.18236000

    Actually, this. Let's be a decent older brother for once. See how she's doing.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:27 No.18236002
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:27 No.18236003
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:27 No.18236006
    Seek Trude, smooth things out and see how Chris is doing.

    Then gather your crew, find out about this Gnome business.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:28 No.18236008
    >Plumb the mysteries of the lawnkeepers
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:28 No.18236009
    If that's what Erica will do for us saving Chris, I wonder what Trude'll do.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:28 No.18236010
    Thank Erica. Ask how/what everyone else is doing. Status of unit, current whereabouts of hellcow, and current locations of Minna and Sakamoto.

    We need some answers.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:28 No.18236012
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:28 No.18236014
    Still voting for BATH TIME as a way of bonding with Miyafuji. I'm sure we could both use some time spent staring at tits.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:28 No.18236020
    Talk to Minna

    Also, booze. It will help with the awkwardness.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:28 No.18236022
    That was more so that MC didn't get any funny ideas. Somehow I don't think Erica is up for husbandoing.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:28 No.18236025
    If we can, ring up our little sister. Though I doubt that we have a telephone line back to her since this is the 40's.
    If we can't phone her, write her a letter.

    THEN we find Minna and get this gnome business sorted out.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:28 No.18236026
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    >Mysteries of the LawnKeepers

    So kind of like this?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:29 No.18236036
    >Find Trude and Chris
    >See how she's holding up
    >Bring up the Paint shells with the tank for lulz
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:29 No.18236038
    Cow is probably first on the list since it is some non-martian disappearing robot.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:30 No.18236045
    We've got a steady pattern of worrying about everyone except us first. Ask about casualties, injuries, morale, mindset, Chris, Trude, et cetera. Get our info. Then it's back to sparkleshit/gnope/war business as usual.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:30 No.18236046
    Likelihood that our little sister shows up at the end of this update as a new Witch assigned to the 501st or the Patton Girls: HIGH.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:30 No.18236049
    We need to talk to Minna, but let's get status updates first. Ask Erica how people are doing, how the invasion went/is going, and make sure to flirt shamelessly with her the whole time.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:30 No.18236051
    [21:24] <_Will> It's SeanxCow
    [21:25] <planefag> ^ NOW CANON
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:31 No.18236060
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:31 No.18236064
    This sounds good.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:32 No.18236069
    Are we sure the MC isn't an ass man?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:32 No.18236070
    Order of priority:
    >Trude and Chris
    >what the fuck is happening in England
    >crew and gnomes
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:32 No.18236074
    Fuck it let's get sloshed.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:32 No.18236077
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    And take a goddam bath. How many days has it been since we slept in our own bed? Its been even longer since we got clean.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:32 No.18236083
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    We still in dream.Lucid this bitch up. Pic slightly related.

    Even if fails, give no fucks.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:33 No.18236089
    Uh oh. Now that she's done that, she's bound to either start arguing with us constantly, physically assaulting us, or stalking one of our friends. That and keep accidentally coming back to us for more, of course.
    >> Will 03/07/12(Wed)00:33 No.18236090
    Hooray, I contributed!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:35 No.18236114
    "If you have any other friends with sisters needing saving, by all means, let me know."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:35 No.18236122
    We really need a bath before they throw us in.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:35 No.18236123
    We almost died, again, and we haven't seen our little sister in forever. I'm down with all the other stuff, Cow, Witches, Gnomes, etc, but let's put letting our little sister know we're ALIVE up there.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:36 No.18236130
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:36 No.18236132
    Should we send her a copy of the paper?

    I like it.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:37 No.18236138
    >yfw we've been getting spongebaths every time we wake up in the infirmary
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/07/12(Wed)00:37 No.18236143
    Why are you heartless bastards ignoring our sister?

    She should be taking priority, not being ignored.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:37 No.18236144
    I like this one.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:37 No.18236145
    This works. But we still need to talk to little sister. Ours
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:37 No.18236149

    ....which paper? Because if you mean the one with us kissing Perrine... No.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:38 No.18236151
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:38 No.18236153
    >yfw it's been by a male orderly
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:38 No.18236155
    Yeah, this is totally our party

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:38 No.18236157
    Very this. And then probably these
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:38 No.18236158
    wait if were a gnome then our sis might be..
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:39 No.18236160
    Well that's maybe a problem, but it has stuff about us being a hero and all, and she might find it cute anyway.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/07/12(Wed)00:39 No.18236169
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    I am not okay with that. This is a good, wholesome quest, with nice, Christian moral values. We don't need that.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:40 No.18236183
    >one hour
    >260 posts
    why is /tg/ so slow tonight
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:40 No.18236185
    Minna time. We need some answers.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:41 No.18236187
    How about we lead with this, and then ask about calling/telegraphing/writing to our own.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:41 No.18236191
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:41 No.18236194
    oh god please do it
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:42 No.18236196
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    Yet this is OK?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:43 No.18236202
    This is in line with my moral values.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:43 No.18236205
    also a gnome?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:43 No.18236208
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    Of course, that's pure.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/07/12(Wed)00:43 No.18236209
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    First things first.


    You stumble your way to the kitchen, guiding yourself with a hand on the wall. The power in the castle seems to be a bit intermittent, but the lights are on most of the time, and you're able to guide your way to the dining room. The place is deserted, which surprises you... but then again, they're probably all out on ground-attack sorties, right? Minna and friends, too. Shit. Fuck. Damn.

    With a big, hefty sigh, you wander into the kitchen, crack open the fridge and... find it filled with food. And beer. Almost surprised, you select one of the non-vile brands and, with a bottle in each hand, stagger into the dining room.

    You enter just in time to see Ian clank into the room, fully donned in a suit of armor. He raises the visor. "Sharing that?"

    You pass him a beer and he tilts back in the chair. Producing a straw from god-knows-where, he threads it through the visor aperture and down to his mouth, then applies it to the beer.

    "Is that really necessary?" you ask.


    You shrug, and crack open your beer.

    "How long was I out?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:44 No.18236217
    Christianity is weird.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:44 No.18236221
    Perrine is about, I see.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:45 No.18236232
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:45 No.18236234
    Riddle me this: is MC male?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:45 No.18236236
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    HAHAHA oh man
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:46 No.18236243
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    >Swadian Knights
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:46 No.18236246
    Aw, no trolling Erica? I liked >>18236114
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:46 No.18236247
    Uh. Yes. Slightly.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:46 No.18236249
    It can't of been long. We were still in our bed instead of the hospital.
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:47 No.18236252

    No, we've just been getting awkward boners vicariously.

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:47 No.18236254
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:47 No.18236255
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:48 No.18236271
    All of those things are unpossible.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:48 No.18236274
    were coming for you! you cant escape!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:48 No.18236276
    This is all part of the dream, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:48 No.18236279
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    How many times do you think the Witches rape MC while he's knocked out.

    How many Witches have attempted to rape MC while he was awake? I lost count
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:49 No.18236282
    >He has the talent. The *male* talent.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:49 No.18236284
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    That's all I needed to hear
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:49 No.18236287
    Violating the gender binary causes you to lose any magical attributes you may have otherwise had.

    Because ha ha oppressed minorities
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:50 No.18236295

    Don't let the canopy hit your head on the way out.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:50 No.18236298
    What are you? Some sort of faggot who doesn't like men?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:50 No.18236299
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:50 No.18236303
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:50 No.18236305
    I see someone from /u/ was visiting.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:50 No.18236308
    Asleep? 2

    Awake? 4
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/07/12(Wed)00:50 No.18236309
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    "Twice as long as we were," Ian tells you. "Then again, you kind of earned it."

    You grunt. "The war?"

    Ian slurps his beer. "We held them at the GHQ stop line. Divisional. Last one before London. That flanking attack with the... flying... freighter we buggered up right good. They're still there, in strength, but they're bogged down and basically trapped in a pocket. We did good."

    "Um." Something drifts back to you, something that bothered you yesterday, but you didn't have time to recall. "Uh, what was Perrine crying about yesterday?"

    "Oh," Ian says. "It was her birthday, and nobody knew it or would spend time with her because she's a horrible snooty bitch." Sllllurp. "Also, the thought we died over the ocean."

    You choke on your beer.

    "What? Why?"

    "Fog of War or whatever. Minna and Sakamoto were worried, but Perrine was convinced we were all lunchmeat, I guess. Until you shoved me into her goddamn lap."

    "Ian ass," you slur. "GOOD FER WHAT AILS YA!"

    Ian glares at you. With a sharp blow of his hand, he slams the visor down, and slips the straw in between the view slits to slurp at you completely impassively.

    "You like her, don't you?"

    Ian snorts.

    "You like how she tries so hard to be cool but gets all flustered whenever somebody-"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:50 No.18236310
    IT MEANS THEY ALL HAD A TURN RIDING HIM WHEN HE WAS OUT. WHORE BITCH SLUTS. Nothing like our pure virginal loving Widow.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:51 No.18236313
    Logically speaking, yes. However, it's not necessarily.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:51 No.18236319
    She is behind us isn't she.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:52 No.18236321
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    >mfw it was Perrine's birthday that week
    lol, dumb bitch
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:52 No.18236324
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:52 No.18236327
    No. She's right in front of us.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/07/12(Wed)00:53 No.18236328
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    >Don't let the canopy hit your head on the way out.

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:53 No.18236332
    See, that's the sort of thing that Minna and Sakamoto are supposed to take care of. We shouldn't have to cover for them like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:53 No.18236334
    We gonna get punched
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:53 No.18236336
    She takes men into her three at a time.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:53 No.18236337
    And then Ian was Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:54 No.18236344
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    >No happy birthday
    >Thinks friends are dead
    I'm actually feeling... bad for Perrine...
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:54 No.18236348
    Wut? I'm just not sure how that works.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:54 No.18236349
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    Dat Minna dream sequence.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:54 No.18236350
    Hey, at least he didn't live to see them make the F-35 the plane of choice for Top Gun 2.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:54 No.18236351
    Hey, I love those guys! Platonic-ly speaking, of course.

    Nothing like charging across open-plain maps with a horde of full-upgraded Swadian Knights at your back, trampling everything in your path.

    Almost sounds like 4 Hispanos in full roar.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:55 No.18236363
    Whoever's behind us, we need to ignore them.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:56 No.18236380
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    Her face when
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:56 No.18236382
    also they making Independence Day 2
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:56 No.18236384
    ...I laughed more than I should have
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:56 No.18236385
    Ian was Perrine the whole time.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:56 No.18236388
    Fucking bullshiit
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:57 No.18236390
    No, isn't it obvious? She's IN the armor WITH Ian. They're having some kind of strange kinky sex game thing going on.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:57 No.18236391
    >Implying it would ever be anything else.

    Lockheed could cover the entire budget of the movie with money scraped from between their couch cushions.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:57 No.18236396
    Oh, that's it! We're just more of a dog person, so we favor the Germans. We should make a point of finding the right spot on each of them.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:57 No.18236397
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:57 No.18236399

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:58 No.18236402

    I'm more concerned with Bill and Ted 3
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:58 No.18236403
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    That's a good a joke! It's so funny!

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:58 No.18236406
    I just thought of something.

    Given what her familiar is, do you think we could get one of her legs to move uncontrollably if we scratch her in the right spot on her chest?
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:59 No.18236410

    I've got some bad news for you...
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:59 No.18236411
    Oh, c'mon man that was funny as hell.
    Why'd you delete it
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:59 No.18236412
    We must try this! For SCIENCE!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:59 No.18236413
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:59 No.18236414
    That's the one.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:59 No.18236415
    You don't need to delete posts for spelling bro. We knew what you meant.

    Also god I hope so.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:59 No.18236417
    Redirect your attentions to here, where I fixed an unfortunate spelling error:>>18236406
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/07/12(Wed)00:59 No.18236419
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    "-scares the shit out of her by fucking with her head in zero-visibility flight conditions?" Ian snaps at you. "Or macs on her in front of a camera so her rich-snob family gets to see their famous little daughter being plastered on front pages being slobbered on by some filthy barbarian Yank?"

    "Who's filthy!?" you retort hotly.

    "You, slob, you need a bath," Ian informs you. He holds up his gauntleted hands. "Okay, I know she jumped you and I know she's a horrid bitch who blackmailed you into getting her all sorts of luxury shit, but god damn. There is a reason, you know?"

    You sigh and rub your head. "I guess... uh, have you seen Minna?"

    "Course," he says. "All the Witches are on-base."

    You boggle.

    "They've only got so much magic," Ian explains. "And they blew most of theirs in the last forty-eight hours blowing up everything. It's work for the ground-pounders now. The Russkie detachment out of Heathrow is pounding the beachheads right now. Anyways, Witch McBitch is up in the dormitories."

    You stretch, and drain the last of your beer. "Ah, thanks."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:59 No.18236421
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    Hey, PF are we going to get anymore of that dream?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)00:59 No.18236423
    You fool! They have yet to bounce ALL THE ALIUMS FOREVA.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:00 No.18236424
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:00 No.18236425

    oh its no joke
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:00 No.18236430
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    >Bill and Ted 3
    That, sir, is a most excellent joke you have there. It compliments your excellent sense of humor.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:01 No.18236431
    "So precisely how hard did she jump your bone while I was out?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:01 No.18236433
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:01 No.18236434
    Bath first.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:01 No.18236435

    If that theory applies, and traits from the familiar affect the witch, then that verifies the idea from earlier that Shirley's constantly feeling a sense of wrongness inside every moment she's not making babies.

    Fucking Rabbits.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:01 No.18236439
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    We can only hope.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:01 No.18236441

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:01 No.18236443
    That isn't going to be enough beer. Grab two more before heading up to see Minna.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:01 No.18236444
    >Handcuffs and a silk robe

    Yeah I'm sure he knows all about the reason.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:02 No.18236445
    "And by that, I mean rip off your balls and eat them."

    Because not even her parents like her. Nobody likes Perrine. Nobody.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:02 No.18236447
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    Are we going to make that dream a reality?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:02 No.18236448

    Uh... We can't argue with that...

    Dammit... It's like our previous trolling is beginning to have concequences...

    I told you guys we needed to balance the fucks before they balanced us.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:02 No.18236451
    Talk to Minna first, and then when we're done, mention loudly that we're going to go take a bath, maybe even ask if she wants to join us. See how she reacts.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:02 No.18236453
    She face fucked us.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:02 No.18236454
    You know, the way Ian puts it, I almost feel sorry for Perrine. If she weren't a horrid, uptight bitch, that is.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:03 No.18236456
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:03 No.18236460
    My good sirs, time to ready that rape whistle.

    Its Bath Time.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:03 No.18236461
    By makin love to da Widow? Yeah, I tink we iz.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:03 No.18236462
    Guy who posted ID2 here


    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:03 No.18236464
    What I don't get is how it can be called blackmail. She said then that we almost ruined her like, but she was the one who woke us up to death threats and then tried to follow through. We had every right to deny her request, not that we would have anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:04 No.18236466
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    This. Her face will be hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:04 No.18236467
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    You stomp up the stairs and down the hallways of Castle Barin till you reach the long, sweeping corridor of the dormitories. The Channel is obscured by rain, the waves visible from the high East-facing windows beaten into foamy whitecaps. No wonder the Witches are in on a day like this; they're not very good all-weather interceptors; not compared to a multi-crew aircraft, at any rate.

    You walk down the corridor till you're standing outside Minna's door. For some reason, you're hesitant to knock. The events of the past day or two have been utterly, rabidly insane, and somehow your emotions don't know where to start.

    Fuck it. You're a pilot. You fear no man or witch. You BOUNCE.

    You take a deep breath, pull your hand back, and something hisses evil, hot breath into your ear.

    You scream like a little girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:04 No.18236470
    Make our selves presentable and report to Minna in as formal a way as possible. She will not see it coming. Oh, and think very dirty thoughts about her the entire time. Just to check our theory.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:04 No.18236471
    >"You, slob, you need a bath,"
    I've been saying it, what? Two or three threads? Even Ian knows it now.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:04 No.18236473
    This is good. It prioritizes well, and allows for trolling.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:05 No.18236476
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:05 No.18236478
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:05 No.18236479
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:05 No.18236484
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    >making TWO sequels to independence day
    >willing to make them WITHOUT Will smith
    blunder of the fucking century
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:05 No.18236485
    Oh yeah, we should probably mention something about that casually to one of the other witches and see how they react.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:05 No.18236487
    Yay! Cow!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:05 No.18236488
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:06 No.18236493
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:06 No.18236496
    >> Arcbound 03/07/12(Wed)01:06 No.18236497
    In after Minna bounces us
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:06 No.18236498
    How the FUCK did the cow get up here? And what the fuck IS it?
    And if learned how to troll...we are so fucked.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:06 No.18236499
    If that thing is seriously a Cowformer: Telebot in Disguise, Sean needs to wrangle that shit somewhere secure.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:06 No.18236502
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    ...did we just get bounced by Hellcow?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:07 No.18236504
    Inquire about cowbro now.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:07 No.18236506
    Wait a second, aren't there stairs leading up to the general area of Minna's office?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:07 No.18236507
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    Either we troll her, or get to see her naked. We can't lose.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:07 No.18236509
    Sorry, it's late and I sperg when I'm tired.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:08 No.18236514
    >implying it doesn't do both
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:08 No.18236515

    Need I say more?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:09 No.18236520
    Seriously, though, we really need to look into that with the German witches.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:09 No.18236523
    Do you not remember it jumping?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:09 No.18236525
    Its the Hell Cow, flee for your life man!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:09 No.18236526
    Bounced by a cow.

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    That cow! Teach that fucking cow who is the bouncer around here!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:09 No.18236530
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    I want to stay up to see how this ends, but I will have to catch it on the archive.

    Also, WIP of the Rommel/Stirling food fencing. Still really rough, but figured I would drop it off before I called it a night.

    Should be done in a thread or two. Then choices. I think the list has doubled from the first time I posted. WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE DRAWINGS.

    Anyway, stay classy Planefag.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:10 No.18236532
    I'm pretty sure Minna's gonna come to the door now. We should ask her what she's planning on doing with the damn thing.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/07/12(Wed)01:10 No.18236534
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    Isn't it obvious? The cow is Sean's latent familiar.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:10 No.18236539
    >Minna heard us scream like a little girl
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/07/12(Wed)01:11 No.18236542
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:11 No.18236545

    I'd prefer it if it was Minna behind us, and we just yell HELL COW and run away screaming.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:12 No.18236548
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    "It hisses, it whinnies, it screams like a little bitch. What a weird cow."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:12 No.18236549
    THis works!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:12 No.18236551
    No no, it'll just reinforce the idea she has of us as a singer.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:13 No.18236553
    We do need to talk to her though. So lets not go far.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:13 No.18236554
    all of my THIS
    Not that she'll be fooled but still
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/07/12(Wed)01:13 No.18236556
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    When you recover from the heart-stopping terror, all you can see is Sean slumped against the nearby wall. He's absolutely helpless with laughter, and standing next to him is the Hell Cow, hissing with slight amusement. Next to him is Aussie Lassitude, with a Sten gun slung around his neck. He's not laughing so much as lackadaisically chuckling, which may as well be riotous laughter for him.

    The door creaks behind you and somebody catches you by the collar. You're hauled backwards into the room as Minna swings the door shut with her other hand, rather hard.

    "Ian sent you up, eh?"

    You try to speak, but your voice just cracks.

    "Figures," she said. "Sean got him earlier. He's been waiting to pay you back for something, I guess."

    "Wha- what the fuck?"

    "The cow has some sort of chameleon ability," Minna says. "Makes sense, I guess."

    "HOW IN FUCK DOES THAT MAKE SENSE!?" you nearly scream. "I DON'T EVARARRGH."

    "It's a Martian robot," Minna explains. "But not a tele-bot. Seems to have its own mind, which is how Sean... *tamed*... it," she says, struggling with the word. "Or so the Intel guys say."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:13 No.18236557
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:13 No.18236559
    If it comes to it, this'll work. Really though, we need to talk, and I still want this:
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/07/12(Wed)01:13 No.18236566
    >>18236556CALLED IT!

    It IS an alien!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:14 No.18236569
    Finally some answers. Also, SHAZBOT!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:15 No.18236572
    OK, after we discuses GNOME stuff we do:
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:15 No.18236574
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:15 No.18236580
    Now we know the second reason why Ian was wearing the armor.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:15 No.18236581
    Oh good. We're angry. Off to a promising start. We should probably talk to Sakamoto after this, too. Unless we do >>18236451
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:16 No.18236588
    Guess it's covered with cameras and has a bomb inside it.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:16 No.18236590
    "But..wahh...fucking Martian robots, how do they work?!"

    Then start into the gnome questions.
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    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/07/12(Wed)01:18 No.18236605
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:18 No.18236607
    Things to cover:
    What she did to us in the pub and why only she could do it.
    How much she knows about gnomes and why she knows it.
    What the consequences are for us, and why male magic is publicly accepted as not existing.
    Depending on the last one, why she went behind our backs before.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:18 No.18236620
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:18 No.18236621
    So, time for some answers?

    Time for some answers.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:18 No.18236623
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:19 No.18236627

    You know we should probably speak to someone else about Gnomes, I doubt we will be getting an unbiased version of what the hell is going on here.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:19 No.18236635
    So... Bout that deal in the pub that only you could do...
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/07/12(Wed)01:19 No.18236637

    "THAT STILL DOES NOT MAKE SENSE," you say hoarsely.

    "Right... nobody's filled you in yet," Minna says. She looks you over more closely. "Uh... have you had anything to eat, yet?"

    "Beer counts as liquefied bread, right?"

    Minna sighs, and putting a hand on each shoulder, forces to you to sit on her bed. Forcefully. "Okay. Well... there was a lot going on during that battle the other day."

    "Somehow, 'No fucking Shit Sherlock' doesn't quite cut it," you mutter.

    "Well..." Minna scratches her head. "Remember what you said in the bar?"

    "I don't remember much of that too clearly, except the bit where you electrocuted my brainy meats," you tell her.

    "Uh," she says, wringing her hands, "we'll get to that in a minute."

    >Fine, fine, do tell about what the FUCK was going on with the beams and the rockets and the flying ship and what-the-fuck.
    >We can learn that from Sean next thre- after we get a bath 'n shit. Tell me about this WITCH shit, now.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:19 No.18236638
    And who would that be?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:20 No.18236643
    >We can learn that from Sean next thre- after we get a bath 'n shit. Tell me about this WITCH shit, now.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:20 No.18236647
    I guess it's time for the application of gnome mojo.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:20 No.18236649
    So... the aliums *did* have Chris... and were hiding her in a barn, above ground, with only a robot cow to guard her, while the landings were in progress?

    That's... nuts. But, y'know what, PF? You've gone to great lengths to establish that aliums are alium, and their strategies don't always make sense to humans. So, I think I would actually buy it if that turned out to be exactly what happened.
    >> LEoor 03/07/12(Wed)01:21 No.18236651
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/07/12(Wed)01:21 No.18236652
    WITCH shit.

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:21 No.18236653
    >Fine, fine, do tell about what the FUCK was going on with the beams and the rockets and the flying ship and what-the-fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:21 No.18236657
    one then two
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:21 No.18236659
    Witch shit.

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:21 No.18236660
    >Fine, fine, do tell about what the FUCK was going on with the beams and the rockets and the flying ship and what-the-fuck.

    Witch shit can stay on the backburner for now. The War is the priority.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:21 No.18236661
    We came here for a reason. We need to know about gnomes.
    >> Will 03/07/12(Wed)01:21 No.18236662
    Fine fine, get on with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:21 No.18236665
    Ok, beam stuff quickly, but don't think you're getting out of the gnome talk.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:21 No.18236666
    >We can learn that from Sean next thre- after we get a bath 'n shit. Tell me about this WITCH shit, now.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:21 No.18236667
    >Fine, fine, do tell
    >WITCH shit, now.
    Both of these and we don't leave until everything is answered.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:21 No.18236668
    Witch and gnome shit now. We gotsta know
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:21 No.18236669
    >>Fine, fine, do tell about what the FUCK was going on with the beams and the rockets and the flying ship and what-the-fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:22 No.18236671
    Fine, fine, do tell about what the FUCK was going on with the beams and the rockets and the flying ship and what-the-fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:22 No.18236673
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    Option A
    we cant rush these things gais
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:22 No.18236675
    Why not both?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/07/12(Wed)01:22 No.18236677
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    witch shit you magnificent bastard you
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:22 No.18236679
    We could talk to Sakamoto about it, but she and Minna may have already gotten their story straight. Worth a shot, but we should do it immediately after this to stop them talking in between.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:22 No.18236680
    Witch shit.

    We need this answered and we'll never get another chance.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:22 No.18236681
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    with Minna
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:22 No.18236684

    >Fine, fine, do tell about what the FUCK was going on with the beams and the rockets and the flying ship and what-the-fuck.

    She's already agreed to tell us of the electro-braining, let's be nice for a change and listen to her concerns.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:23 No.18236688
    Witch shit now!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:23 No.18236691
    If we don't do it now, we'll likely never do it.

    You know how /tg/ votes.

    Witch shit, now.
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:23 No.18236693
    This. Though we tried that in the cellar, to an extent and PF robbed us then, so I'm not confident it'd work.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:23 No.18236697
    WITCH THINGS is my vote.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:24 No.18236701
    >We can learn that from Sean next thre- after we get a bath 'n shit. Tell me about this WITCH shit, now.

    >We can learn that from Sean next thre- after we get a bath 'n shit. Tell me about this WITCH shit, now.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:24 No.18236702
    Beams and shit first, but we are not leaving this room until we get witch shit answers.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:24 No.18236705
    If we wait and are nice, she'll bring us food.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:24 No.18236706
    Let's get the lowdown on the witchy woman.

    And just the witchy shit in general.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:24 No.18236707
    This. We've got time, people. Let's just make it clear that we're not leaving until we have our answers.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:25 No.18236710
    Plot. Spill. Battle. Chris. Beams. Witches. Gnomes. Conspiracies. The lot.

    After we're done, we'll need a bath and a good meal to get it all straight in our head, but first, we need all of the informations.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:25 No.18236711
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:25 No.18236715
    We can get that from anyone, tell us what the fuck is going on with the witchery magic rape
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:25 No.18236718
    Please, let's get this magical bullshit over with. We've been trying to figure this out for how long?

    Witch shit, please.
    >> Major Airlift 03/07/12(Wed)01:25 No.18236719
    >Fine, fine, do tell about what the FUCK was going on with the beams and the rockets and the flying ship and what-the-fuck.

    Get very angry if she tries to dodge it after that's out of the way.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:26 No.18236721
    Witch info now. How long have we been trying to get this shit out of her?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:26 No.18236726
    Let's figure out why we're gnomes.

    Option B.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:26 No.18236728
    We're a pilot. We don't screw around.

    Witch shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:26 No.18236729
    Given her rank, she can probably give us a better idea of what's going on, but we're not leaving/letting her leave until we talk gnomes, and why she knows what she does.
    >> Starshadow 03/07/12(Wed)01:26 No.18236731
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    Vote for Witch Shit guys.

    Sean can explain the radar beams better than Minna can.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:27 No.18236736
    Tell me about this WITCH shit, now.
    Tell me about this WITCH shit, now.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:27 No.18236745
    Witches before bitches

    Let's find out how far the sparklehole goes.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:27 No.18236749

    While we already kinda know, Witch Shit.

    If she doesnt deliver we can always ask someone else.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:28 No.18236751
    Is she sitting down too? I don't like her having the high ground here.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:28 No.18236752
    Voting for witches,, Seanya's got that other shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:28 No.18236755
    >Fine, fine, do tell about what the FUCK was going on with the beams and the rockets and the flying ship and what-the-fuck.
    Because beam guidance systems for seeking missiles.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:28 No.18236756
    Later. But yes, we need bathtime.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:28 No.18236761
    I'm not saying we should do Witches

    But we should do witches
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:29 No.18236766
    I want both.

    If I can only have one, witches and gnomes. We've been sitting on that for at least a half dozen sessions, and it has more bearing on our future.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:29 No.18236767
    I'd rather grab a sammich, a beer and some side dishes, put it on a tray that can float in water, then take the whole thing down to the baths and eat while we soak.

    For that matter, why don't we talk about witch shit on our way down to the kitchen and then the baths?
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/07/12(Wed)01:29 No.18236769
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:29 No.18236774

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:29 No.18236778
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:30 No.18236781
    Let's have a sitdown about magic.

    It's more time with Minna, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:30 No.18236782
    >do Witches

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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:31 No.18236786
    Witches, planefag.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:31 No.18236790

    We're talking to Minna, we won't get a straight answer out of her, there's just too much bullshit nonsense going on with Hormones.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:31 No.18236791
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:31 No.18236793
    We should have time for both, so start with the war update, but don't let her duck the gnome talk, or the head rape stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:32 No.18236797
    Ask about magic and all this bullshit. We freaked out last time, but we're calm now.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:32 No.18236798
    Witch shit now, radar shit during batch.
    Minna can join or talk from outside the room, her choice.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:32 No.18236801
    Then we'll just have to sit tight until they stop, and then try again. We're figuring this shit out right fucking now.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:33 No.18236808
    Fuck you too, dyslexia.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/07/12(Wed)01:33 No.18236809
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    "You WILL get to it," you interrupt sternly, "and don't think you won't. But first, tell me about the Martians and how my analysis was spot-on."

    Minna sighs, a troubled look lurking behind her eyes, but she nods and goes on. "Well, you were right - the thing with Chris *was* incidental. The beams just guided the rocket-bombs you and Perrine attacked to hit the hospital. We think the target was deliberate - kill soldiers in their beds, you know - but as a side-effect, they got Chris in the area of effect."

    "And since Chris was unconscious for so long, what happened to Sanya happened to her - but stronger."

    Minna nods. "Chris isn't a Night Witch, she's got no signals ability, but the beams literally converged on the hospital. Whatever psionic element is present in the transmissions got to her. We theorize she wandered off on her own power before the bombs hit... kind of like sleepwalking."

    You remember how Sanya described seeing targeted areas in her beam-induced nightmares. "She knew the attack was coming."

    "That's what we figure," Minna says, nodding. "At some point the Martians realized what was going on, and tried to take advantage. Farmers said they saw a girl Chris's size scampering about the countryside in the days before the invasion."

    "To what end?"

    "Recon," Minna says. "And... or... a psionic beacon of sorts. They might've well targeted some other spot, but they had a receptive mind to bounce signals off, right there in the area, so they used it."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:33 No.18236811
    Ask about the magic. Can we reinforce our plane's...stuff...with gnome magic?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)01:34 No.18236816
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    voting for bath.
    >> LEoor 03/07/12(Wed)01:34 No.18236817
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:34 No.18236818
    ...You better be getting to the magic, Planefag.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:35 No.18236823

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:35 No.18236825
    Keep going, she'll break
    >> LEoor 03/07/12(Wed)01:35 No.18236827
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:35 No.18236829
    OK, as long as we get to the gnome talk, we can talk about this.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:35 No.18236830
    We've got a plan for that: >>18236451
    We can have her take us down there after this. It seems like she might want to feed us, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:36 No.18236833
    The beams can be used to establish a *2-way* link? The aliums can receive thoughts from somebody targeted by a beam?

    That's... ominous.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:36 No.18236836

    Straight answers aren't difficult. She's good at reading us.

    If we can keep her in the right mindset, she won't have any problems spilling the beans; Her conscience won't let her lie if we couch the whole thing in the "I've been killing myself on a daily basis for you and your wing; I need answers so I can turn that into "Coming just short of killing myself on a daily basis"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:36 No.18236837
    Hahaha, if you want to know something, then ask a different Witch, you guys will never learn anything talking to Minna, she knows what you want to hear and will sidestep it with ease, becasue psychic.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:36 No.18236840
    Planefag...you better get to the magic.
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:36 No.18236844
    ...And the hissing cow?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:36 No.18236847
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:38 No.18236870
    A. no other witch really knows this stuff as well as she does (though Shirley seemed like she might be familiar with the idea), and Minna will have talked to Sakamoto and agreed on what to tell us.
    B. the whole empath thing is still unconfirmed. Though if we get flustered here it might be a good idea to start thinking dirty thoughts about some other witch, maybe Trude or Erica.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/07/12(Wed)01:40 No.18236875
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    "Son-of-a-bitch," you breathe. "I had a feeling, but... and the coma?"

    "Whatever the Martians were up to, it drew her right out, once they stopped trying to assert control," Minna says. "From what Chris has said, they just... led her around with dreams. Waking dreams, but dreams."

    "And the beams?"

    "They used those for *everything,*" Minna says. "The rocket-transports were the absolute worst."

    You grunt. Martians like to drop attacking forces in from very high altitude, almost low-orbit, coming straight down on major population centers... but they require some sort of drop-pod to enable 800-MPH constant-speed dives from 70 or 80,000 feet, and they're hard to co-ordinate. Reinforcements delivered direct by the mass-driver on Mars that sent the bastards here in the first place are seemingly easier, but usually arrive piecemeal, probably due to the difficulties of interplanetary travel, whatever the hell those are. Pissing in jars, you guess, if they even piss at all. The pinpoint delivery of alien reinforcements at 650 MPH is very, very worrisome.

    "And the guided rockets?"

    "Basically the same simple beam-riding trick they were using with the rocket-sleds," she tells you. "Sean tells me he used the directional loop antennas of the A-20s nav radios to help jam them on your final approach."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:40 No.18236879
    We think dirty thoughts about her. That was the whole point.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:40 No.18236881

    Other witches?

    Just start thinking about the dream... She'll be redder than her hair in no time.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:41 No.18236894
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:41 No.18236896
    But if we get flustered here it's just going to make it worse if we start thinking about her. Yeah, it'll put her off too, but we need to keep a clear head, and thinking about someone else will still be offputting enough for her.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:42 No.18236898
    Do this. Rustle her jimmies and maybe she'll be thrown off enough for us to get some answers out of us.
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:42 No.18236903
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:42 No.18236904

    I would Gap An Elf, if you know what i mean
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/07/12(Wed)01:42 No.18236906
    planefag: if you have Minna explain the kissing thing as "mid-air refuelling," you must make a fluid-swapping joke at some point.
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    Still no magic.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:42 No.18236908
    I'll take Fap Angel for 500, Alex.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:42 No.18236909
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/07/12(Wed)01:43 No.18236918
    >fap angel
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:44 No.18236925
    >thinking about someone else
    Chris would be the most trollan. Suicidal, but hilarious.

    But honestly I don't think she gets more than an emotional sense of us, so who we think about probably doesn't matter.
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/07/12(Wed)01:46 No.18236947
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    "Right, right," you say. "And naturally we couldn't read it well enough to do anything but jam the signals. Like shouting really loud while somebody plays piano... because there's psionic elements to it. Similar to how Sanya uses magic to produce radio signals receivable on AM sets."

    "So they say," Minna agrees.

    "Not just that," you tell her. "They've theorized for a while now that Martian portable power sources are modulated via psionics. Which is why they think Martian guns blow up whenever we try to use 'em; because we don't have the brain juju. Like throwing a match into a tank of gasoline, instead of running it through a carburetor."

    Minna blinks. "I... didn't know that."

    "I like to read," you grump. "That still leaves the matter of, you know, the EVIL HISSING ROBOT COW."

    Minna shrugs. "Sentry. The chameleon thing is a dead giveaway, as well as the whole, you know, cow thing. Camouflage. It's obviously designed to be subtle, to lay low."

    "Not very good at it, tell ya what," you comment, and Minna giggles.

    "Yeah, I heard about that," she says. "Whatever computer runs it, it isn't too loyal, or bright - Sean won it over pretty quick."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:46 No.18236951

    Well Erica would be the freshest in memory...
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:47 No.18236956
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:48 No.18236962
    >Sean won it over pretty quick.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:48 No.18236964
    So wait. Sean won over a Martian by the power of bro?

    Works for me.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:48 No.18236966
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:48 No.18236970
    One kiss isn't going to cut it. But a sexy dream about herself may fluster her a bit.
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    >twintail Minna

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    >Minna giggles again
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:50 No.18236982
    NEIN! Nein, there shall be no giggling now! You're iin deep shit unless you tell us about dem gnomes, bitch.
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    Magic where?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:51 No.18236992
    >implying we can't think of something sufficiently naughty with Erica
    But really, the idea is that if we think about Minna, we'll get flustered too, and we don't want that.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:51 No.18236995

    Amazed she still isn't giving us shit for pulling that kamikaze run.
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    >Minna giggles again
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    "Right, so why is a fucking MARTIAN ASSASINBOT RUNNING LOOSE IN THE HALLWAYS?" you almost scream.

    "We put a guard on it," she says defensively.

    Ah. Right. Aussie Lassitude.

    "And why haven't the eggheads dragged it away for extensive study?" you demand.

    Minna's face darkens. "They tried."

    ".... oh," you say.

    "Yeah. They already had a team here analyzing that martian crew-served maser we captured during the raid, so they just decided to stick around for this as well."

    "Ah," you say, stroking your chin. It's badly stubbled, and you suddenly feel like a filthy hobo. Minna drops a hand on your shoulder.

    "You look like hell," she says kindly. "Go, get a bath. It's reserved for the guys today, so there won't be any... incidents. And then get some food. And some sleep."

    You put your hand on hers, and let your chin droop to your chest. "Thanks, Minna... I'll do that."

    She squeezes your shoulder gently.

    "As soon as you tell me why you and only you could do that magic-jolt thing."
    >> Major Airlift 03/07/12(Wed)01:53 No.18237011
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    The giggles!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/07/12(Wed)01:53 No.18237012
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    Now that we are in exposition mode, I am satisfied. Planefag will reveal what we've been saying he should for four sessions.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:53 No.18237014
    When was the first time?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:53 No.18237019

    Naw. He just established his dominance by punching it in the snout. It imediately recognized him as being the alpha.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:54 No.18237023
    Not getting out of it that easily, bitch!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:54 No.18237026
    After she shot us with a soap bullet.
    >> LEoor 03/07/12(Wed)01:54 No.18237027
    More like the last goddamn 15.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:54 No.18237028
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:54 No.18237032
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:55 No.18237033
    We should really get showers installed; they're much more practical.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:55 No.18237035

    Haha, Minna will never tell you about magic, nor about cinnamon swirls. You'd have more luck trading information with Luchini for gropes in the bath.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:55 No.18237037
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    I'm getting my fucking answer out of you, you thing-avoider, you.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:55 No.18237038

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:55 No.18237041
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:55 No.18237042
    >CHOO CHOO.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:55 No.18237043
    >It's reserved for the guys today
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:55 No.18237044
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    >"As soon as you tell me why you and only you could do that magic-jolt thing."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:55 No.18237045
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/07/12(Wed)01:55 No.18237047
    Sessions, not threads.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:55 No.18237048
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    >Dat pic
    >Dat file name
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:56 No.18237049
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:56 No.18237051
    Really, ever since the encounter in the cellar where we wanted answers, but he had us walk out without getting any for no good reason.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/07/12(Wed)01:56 No.18237055
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    >choo choo,jpg

    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/07/12(Wed)01:56 No.18237059
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:57 No.18237060
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    >It's reserved for the guys today
    >It's reserved for the guys today
    >It's reserved for the guys today
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/07/12(Wed)01:57 No.18237061
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    Heh. There is no escape now. (Also, unrelated, but does anyone have the image of Spider saying "Being a bastard works?)
    >> Starshadow 03/07/12(Wed)01:57 No.18237062
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    Back of our head when.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:57 No.18237063
    It's been longer than that.

    What about this, then?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:57 No.18237068
    >It's reserved for the guys today

    ...so in other words, the Witches are all going to be peeping.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:57 No.18237072
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:58 No.18237077
    It's ok PF. Drink some coffee. We're in this together
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:58 No.18237082
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    >> Arcbound 03/07/12(Wed)01:58 No.18237083
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    Should have posted this.

    How you should feel about it all.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/07/12(Wed)01:58 No.18237087
    Well, awesome must be interspersed with knowledge.
    >> Major Airlift 03/07/12(Wed)01:59 No.18237089
    It's booby trapped for revenge.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:59 No.18237095
    Just think about it for a minute. We wait until the very last minute to ask for the important plot information; this is exactly how MC would act. He really would delay flying off to save Britain for 5 minutes to hear about some of this shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)01:59 No.18237103
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:00 No.18237105
    We're not mad at you. We're just relieved to finally be getting some answers.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:00 No.18237111
    Well, we wanted it back when we first pointed our 1911 at her, but you sent us off in a huff to cry and drink ourselves into a stupor in our cockpit, instead of allowing us to imbibe the sweet, sweet info that we desire...

    So, spill already. :P
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:01 No.18237115

    Get out
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:01 No.18237116
    I think we chose to do that.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:01 No.18237117
    I'm pretty annoyed at you. This is the third time we've tried to get this info, so forgive me for not having the utmost faith in you.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:02 No.18237119
    just life with it dude
    not worth derailing an entire thread over it
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:02 No.18237121
    It's a stupid fucking face, but the man speaks the truth.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:02 No.18237122

    I don't belive you Planefag, I know why you push Minna, why being awesome always comes before plot, it is because you run on Tears. So when it finally looks like some headway is about to be made, something will come up, as it always does and you will become engorged on Tears once more.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:02 No.18237124
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:02 No.18237127
    Minna is going to pull a gun on us again.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:02 No.18237128
    No we didn't. It was a fairly clear consensus to get info and guilt trip them along the way. PF had us only do the guild tripping and then leave for no reason.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:03 No.18237129
    I just found out one of my friends was murdered last night.

    I am not putting up with your bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:03 No.18237134
    We'll make it misfire and laugh at her. Then we'll beat the shit out of her.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:04 No.18237141
    lol, you're friends with dead people
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:04 No.18237144
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    You gonna carry that weight, son
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:04 No.18237146
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    >So do the tears flow
    >So does the great one feed
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:05 No.18237147
    Whoa dude, whoa.

    Naw, dude. Naw.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:05 No.18237156
    I am very sorry that your friend was murdered but that's not excuse for using emoticons on 4chan.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/07/12(Wed)02:05 No.18237157
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    Minna stiffens, and tries to withdraw her hand, but you hang onto it.

    "I just channeled some of my magic into you," she says. "Like a refueling. Magic is life energy, in a sense; so it kept you going past your physical limits for a while. But when you crash, you crash hard. Like you did."

    "But why could only YOU do it?" you ask.

    "I thought you were unconscious. And crazy, to boot."

    "Always crazy. Sometimes semi-conscious ."

    "I thought you wanted to know why male magic is a secret," she says quietly. "And about your specific ability. About two thousand years of history. Witch secrets. We need to start at the beginning, not at the little details of-"

    "Don't try to fade me, clown," you snarl, shooting to your feet and tossing her hand off your shoulder. "Why was it you? And only you?"

    She looks away from you. "You can't just... do it. Like plugging a Direct-Current device into an Alternating-Current power source, that is. You have to have a connection to the person."

    Such simple words that say so much. All you need to know is disclosed, and you can stop there, having received what you wanted, without making things difficult for anybody.

    So naturally, you miss the implications entirely.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:05 No.18237159
    Holy shit i actually spit my water all over

    I thought people were exaggerating with that shit goddamn
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:06 No.18237163
    not fucking cool asshole I hope something breaks your foot
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:06 No.18237165
    Someone post that Sayaka doujin.

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:06 No.18237167
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:07 No.18237175
    We need our biggest WAT face right now
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:07 No.18237179


    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:07 No.18237182
    >> Starshadow 03/07/12(Wed)02:07 No.18237184
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:07 No.18237187

    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/07/12(Wed)02:07 No.18237188
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:08 No.18237191
    Sounds like we're gonna be here a while if it's 2000 years of history. She'd better get comfortable.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:08 No.18237194
    oh boy here we go
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:08 No.18237195

    I'm giggling like a little girl. Holy fuck.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)02:08 No.18237197
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:08 No.18237198

    Stupid MC be Stupid.

    Sometimes i wanna beat him over the head.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:08 No.18237200
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:08 No.18237201
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    >Star Wars style TWIN SISTER, then Sean swoops in as Han Solo.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:08 No.18237202
    ...minna is related to us somehow I bet
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:09 No.18237206
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:09 No.18237211
    >she's our little sister

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:09 No.18237212
    Aw shit more misunderstandings and awkward romance.

    Should've just gone for the infodump.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)02:10 No.18237216
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:10 No.18237218
    We might as well get it all out now. No one's doing anything else today.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:10 No.18237223
    ">You have to have a connection to the person."

    >Such simple words that say so much. All you
    >need to know is disclosed, and you can stop
    >there, having received what you wanted,
    >without making things difficult for anybody.


    >So naturally, you miss the implications entirely.

    That's more like it!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:10 No.18237224
    "Tell me about the zappy thing."
    "Don't you want to hear about the two thousand year old conspiracy?"
    "Nah, tell me why you could do the zappy thing"
    "I love you"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:10 No.18237225
    Guys, Sakabroto said that we were a lot like Minnas ex boyfriend, so that's a long and the short of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:11 No.18237230
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    Did someone say 2000 year history...?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:11 No.18237231
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:11 No.18237235

    You're going to railroad us with a confession that ends the scene (and probably the session), aren't you?

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:11 No.18237237
    I say we give her the long of it then.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:11 No.18237242
    "So who's Kurt?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:12 No.18237249
    It can't be that, or at least not romantic love exclusively, or otherwise the witches couldn't recharge each other. We can't get bogged down in that shit right now. We have 2000 years of history to get through, so if we have to start imagining Trude and Erica making out to stop this emotional bullshit, then let's get on it.
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/07/12(Wed)02:12 No.18237255
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    "What? What connection?"

    With slow, measured patience, Minna reaches up and pinches the bridge of her nose between thumb and forefinger. "A. Personal. Connection."

    "What, you drank my blood or something?"

    "EMOTIONAL!" Minna nearly screams. "EMOTIONAL! GOD KNOWS YOU MAKE ME FUCKING EMOTIONAL!" she bellows, shoving you. Hard. You fly back, tripping over her bed, bouncing off the mattress. Minna's crying, tears flowing down her face. "YOU OBTUSE STUPID SUICIDAL INCONSIDERATE SON-OF-A-BITCH, I HATE YOU!"

    Minna spins on her heel and storms over to the door, yanks it open, and nearly runs over Sakamoto.

    "Minna!" Sakamoto says, her eyes (plural, no eyepatch in evidence,) flaming with fury. "I tell you to unwind, but THIS is too much!"

    "HE'S NOT- HE - HE IS LEAVING!" Minna sputters, but Sakamoto waves her hand irritably.

    "No!" she says. "Ya should've done it a week ago, but you don't dump a boat full of lunatics on me and THEN pop off for spring-compression exercises, damn it!"

    Minna blinks. "What."

    "THIS!" Sakamoto roars, shoving a piece of paper in her face. "WHAT POSSESED YOU TO GRANT VMF-214 SHORE LEAVE? HERE?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:13 No.18237256
    How do you still have any tears left, he took all mine the last 3 times he fucking did this.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:13 No.18237257

    Haha, we look like her dead boyfriend so she can do it.

    Some 'love' eh?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)02:13 No.18237258
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:14 No.18237264
    ...and we didn't get our witch business.

    God dammit, Planefag.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:14 No.18237266
    Fuck you planefag im out.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:14 No.18237268
    No one's fucking leaving!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:14 No.18237270

    >Paddy and Co on shore leave

    >In the castle

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:14 No.18237272
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:15 No.18237273
    File deleted.
    Whatever. I'm tired.

    'night guys, tell me if we ever get the shit we asked for.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/07/12(Wed)02:15 No.18237277
    God damn it planefag, stop ignoring our decisions!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:15 No.18237281
    This was the "third path" I guess. We get a short explanation, a confession, some drama and little else.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:15 No.18237282
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    We saved Trudes sister.

    She owes us.

    Even if she doesn't know anything at least she'd have the goddamn curtesy to say she doesn't.

    TL;DR Gonna go drinking with Trude/Bathtime drinking.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:15 No.18237284
    >About to get witch shit answers
    >lol emotional drama
    >lol Paddy

    Fuck this I'll see you faggots next week.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:16 No.18237286
    God dammit, planefag. You can't bitch at us about not asking for plot when you pull stupid shit like this.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:16 No.18237288
    >spring-compression exercises
    Is that supposed to mean sex?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/07/12(Wed)02:16 No.18237292


    STRIKE WITCHES will resume SATURDAY, usual time, because I need to actually pass a few goddamn classes this semester. BE THERE OR BE AN AMORPHOUS SHAPE WITH NO DEFINABLE BOUNDARIES, MUCH LIKE A PRIMARY CANDIDATE.

    >image limit

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:16 No.18237297
    he feeds off your butthurt and tears
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:17 No.18237301
    Man, planefag delivers as always.

    Delivers anon tears, that is.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:17 No.18237302
    Get in line, Sakamoto. We've still got shit to deal with here, and we're damn well getting it done.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:17 No.18237304
    >"No!" she says. "Ya should've done it a week ago, but you don't dump a boat full of lunatics on me and THEN pop off for spring-compression exercises, damn it!"
    Have I mentioned how much I love Sakamoto?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/07/12(Wed)02:17 No.18237306
    You;d better actually listen to us next time.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:17 No.18237308
    >NEXT TIME, ON...
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:17 No.18237309
    fuck you
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:18 No.18237311
    >Pappy's coming
    And Kate too? Dis gon be good.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:18 No.18237313
    Too much, Planefag. You write well. The story's been fun. But you're blue-balling too many times on the same issues and killing off a lot of peoples' interest. Keep it more in check.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:18 No.18237314
    Personal responsibility? Fucking pansy.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:18 No.18237315
    I'm so angry, I'm perfectly calm.

    See you on Saturday, planefag.
    >> Starshadow 03/07/12(Wed)02:18 No.18237316
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:18 No.18237317
    He pulled this same fucking shit on us back in the cellar. It was fucking stupid then and it's fucking stupid now.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:18 No.18237318
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:19 No.18237324
    Nevermind, see you faggots in April
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:19 No.18237327
    all the tears!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:19 No.18237328
    >spring-compression exercises

    oh god lol
    >> http://pastebin.com/u/LegioCI Writefag 03/07/12(Wed)02:19 No.18237331
    “Oh this is some bullshit, right here…” McHale was sitting at one of the tables, reading through one of the pamphlets they’d been given. “No smoking… No alcohol… What the- Lights out at ten?! What are we? Goddamn ten-year-olds? I haven’t had a bed time since grade school!”

    “We’ve had some of the same rules at other airbases, we ignored them then. What’s stopping us from ignoring them now?” Silverman was at the same table, reading the same paper.

    “Well, to start with, they’re probably looking for any reason possible to throw us off this base and shove us back in some goddamn sandpit where we came from.” McHale looked towards his room, and the glorious bed within. “I can’t come this close to a real bed and have it taken away, man. I just can’t…”
    >> Good to see a return to Minna-torturing form for the MC. Writefag 03/07/12(Wed)02:20 No.18237341
    James was studying the other side of the rules sheet, though idly listening to the chatter while he evaluated routes and back-up routes and potential hiding places on the way to and from strategic locations within the fortress. “Not quite sure about that, Jeff. She could’ve had us by the balls when Yellow Flight decided to tango with her witches on the tarmac, but she let it fall right off her shoulders.” He looked up at the other two, a devious look upon his face. “You know what that means? Weakness! She’s willing to give us a couple of inches. So we’ll do what we always do with a new commander: Take the entire mile. -A few steps at a time, of course.”

    “Ah shit. You’ve got a plan, don’t you, Jimmy?” David leaned in, grinning.

    He just grinned back at them. “How long’s it been since you fellas had pancakes?”
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:21 No.18237345
    >No smoking

    Good one.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:21 No.18237351

    Remember guys, we aren't really MC. We're just the voices in his head. Sometimes he does what the little voices tell him to do. Sometimes he reinterprets them. And sometimes he blows them off entirely because they tell him to do something OOC.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:22 No.18237363
    And sometimes the exact same frustrating shit happens over and over and we get tired of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:22 No.18237364
    Hohoho , I told you guys. I warned you what would happen if you went and asked Minna. Did anyone listen to poor old anon? No, it will be fine, we can just pull the old 'we shed blood for you' routine. So you all went toddling off to talk to the witch who is crushing on us because we look like her dead fiance' and low and behold, no answers.

    You should stop being suprised by this turn of events.
    >> Wat Do? Talk? Hide? BUG OUT? Writefag 03/07/12(Wed)02:22 No.18237367
    Early the next morning, the members of Green Flight crept along the cold and deserted halls of early morning Alexandria Fortress. “Which way?” Flip asked as they came to an intercection. James looked down each direction.

    “One sec…” He unfolded the map and lit his little redlight pen just long enough to see the map. “Left.” It didn’t take long for the foursome to near the kitchen. Silverman and McHale would provide watch from niches in the hall outside the door, James and Flip would go in and do the deed.

    James carefully and quietly closed the door, then lit the lights, revealing the kitchen in all its glory. “Right, Bernie, the pantry?” He pointed a door on the left. “Excellent. Head to the icebox. I need three eggs and some sort of dairy. Milk, Buttermilk, doesn’t matter.” James himself was already at the pantry, grabbing the dry ingredients and assembling them into a large mixing bowl.

    As you begin to whisk the dry ingredients, the other door to the kitchen opened. The one neither Flip nor the map had indicated even existed. “Is someone in here? Oh.” The voice was sleepy and very British. It was *her.*
    >> >>Talk Writefag 03/07/12(Wed)02:23 No.18237385
    James and Flip were frozen, caught red-handed. While the curfew didn’t have a specific end in the morning, he was pretty sure that being in the kitchen at three-thirty in the morning making pancakes was in violation of it.

    “Uh, Good morning.” Flip started cautiously. “Sort of early for you Sparkles to be out of bed…” James remained motionless.

    “Needed a drink of water. Why are you here?”

    James snapped out of his stupor. “Pancakes. We’re making pancakes for breakfast. Early flights, y’know.” Now not entirely sure of his impending doom, he decided to take a chance. “What did you say your name was?” He had to sell this, make it seem as normal as normal gets and maybe she’d forget about it by morning.

    “Sorry. Manners slipped me. Jeanie Bishop, pleased to make your acquaintance.” By this time she had retrieved a glass and was trudging towards the sink.
    Flip spoke up next. “Bernie Sanders. 48th.” Smart kid, left out his callsign. If this was Lady Gwen, no need for her to know where else she knew them.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:24 No.18237387
    And you're still here. You know he feeds off of your anguish. Yet you return. Because he delivers. Not everything. But 90% of it. And that agonizing 10% is what keeps you coming back.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:24 No.18237388
    What. I thought this was third-person?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:24 No.18237390
    Well then asshole who the fuck are we supposed to get fucking answers from? Minna is the one in charge of this goddamn place and is the senior witch.
    Im really starting to think we outta break into the fucking cellar and just read through their goddamn books if we cant get straight answers out of her.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:24 No.18237392
    Such is life.

    Anyway, planefag will probably fill us in next thread, after he's had time to get his thoughts together.
    >> >>BUG OUT!!! Writefag 03/07/12(Wed)02:25 No.18237398
    “James Anders. 48th.” He studied her for any reaction, but she just filled her glass and began to down it. He took another chance. “So you wouldn’t happen to be the Witch they call Lady Gwen, would you?”

    “God… Ever since that bloody pilot- Yes, but call me Jeanie, please.” Now there was confidence. Maybe they’d pull this off after all. And now that the fear was gone, it was replaced by the bent appeal in chatting up their eternal rival, someone who probably hated them only slightly less than the Martians, without her even knowing who it was.

    But then McHale had to go and ruin it. He opened the door and, without even checking the room, loudly whispered. “Knight, thought I heard someone else in here!”

    The next few seconds happened in slow motion. His eyes snapped back to Jeanie, whose eyes immediately focused on him. “You!” She spat, half-voice and half-water. Her arm cocked back the glass and, at less than four paces chucked it straight for his head.

    James was already moving though. “BUG OUT!” He tossed the bowlful of pancake mix between them, covering her in white powder and creating a thick cloud of dust. “GO! GO! GO!” He tossed himself over the central counter and dove out the door just behind Flip. He could hear the witch cursing behind him, but he didn’t dare turn to look back.

    The four hauled ass back towards their quarters, only slowing once they were sure they weren’t being followed. “McHale” James gasped between breaths. “You’ve got really bad timing, man.”
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:25 No.18237405
    Fuck this shit. Planefag's saying in the IRC that we should talk to Sakamoto about this stuff cause Minna's too emotional. That's bullshit. If we have to tie her fucking down to get her to talk then let's do it. We need answers from her, because she's the one who knows the most about this. I don't care if she likes us, she needs to shape the fuck up and deal with it.
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:25 No.18237412
    A guess at the other two options (if the vote had been clearer either way)

    >Got all the info on the beams and a more complete state of the war the last few days

    >Get the history of the witches and gnomes, followed by the inevitable Minna drama

    Luckily we should be able to get some witch/gnome history out of Sakabroto now if we can arrange the time. Or with Minna if we can fuck or unfuck her enough so that she isn't sideways anymore.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/07/12(Wed)02:26 No.18237414
    No, I can see MC deciding that Sakabroto is the better source here, in-character, but he's also going to be less trustful of Minna now.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:26 No.18237416
    I'm only willing to put up with it for so long. This is the third fucking time he's done this. I'm out.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:27 No.18237423

    Wait, Why NOT just talk to the one who's ready and willing... to give us answers?
    >> Writefag 03/07/12(Wed)02:27 No.18237428

    Always something... Was writing this as I was reading posts, must've gotten a wire switched. Ah well, the proofreading that I did helped quite a bit, compared to some of the errors I've let slip in the older chapters. Thanks for catching it though.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:27 No.18237430
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    So on a scale of 1 - hatesex how much do you hate Minna?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:28 No.18237432
    Because fuck that. Why get the info second hand when there's no good reason not to go to the source.
    >> archivalfag 03/07/12(Wed)02:29 No.18237437


    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:29 No.18237439
    double hatesex
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:29 No.18237440
    He should have been less trustful of Minna, Sakamoto, and probably Shirley ever since the cellar bit, but PF just skipped past that shit too.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/07/12(Wed)02:29 No.18237443

    >2:30 AM EST
    >I work tomorrow

    Christ, I'm trying to give a fuck.

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:29 No.18237444
    He's not even running a quest, this is intentional fucking stupidity and trolling. Enough is ENOUGH.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:29 No.18237445
    You're a lying SOB. He said nothing of the sort.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:29 No.18237447

    No he won't. He'll always end it right before we get what we actually want after a long couple of hours of killing time.

    Seriously. I started reading this at the tenth session (not thread, session). I'm usually able to get emotionally involved in a good story, and this had been doing that. But the same kind of cliffhanger so many times means I haven't felt involved like that since Sanya pulled her Walther on Minna.

    The punishment gluttons will keep crying for more. The rest of us will get some minor enjoyment from the events and be unable to become really invested because we know how each session generally ends, bringing this from 'great' for many of us to merely 'good'.

    That may be what planefag wants, in the end, but I miss enjoying it more deeply.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:29 No.18237448
    Does this have the alternate history document as well?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:30 No.18237451
    >If we have to tie her fucking down to get her to talk then let's do it
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:30 No.18237456

    Screw second hand, Sakamoto is actually OLDER than Minna. She's more likely to actually KNOW THINGS.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:30 No.18237459
    >/b/ levels of retardation
    >Finally wearing thin

    I commend Penal Fag on managing to keep interest going this long, but I'm not surprised how it's ended up.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:30 No.18237461

    Aah, all the Witches will know something, some more, some less. The older the Witches, we can assume, will know more, after all it would be more a matter of practical know how rather than the state secret it is for us, of those we know that would be Sakamoto. Then we have all those new Witches, we have our own non-Witch senior officers who from all appearances know all about this shit, just don't tell us anything because we don't need to know. To be brief, any Witch, or anyone in senior brass will know enough for us to glean some information. I'd also choose the one most likely to give impartial information, so we can avoid drama, but I would assume that its all used up for now.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:32 No.18237471
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:32 No.18237473
    [02:17:15] planefag you keep on trying to pry objective info out of Minna
    [02:17:19] Minna
    [02:17:28] who Sakamoto has already told you is all mindfucked over you
    [02:17:35] possibly because she wants to FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT
    [02:17:40] or beat you to death
    [02:17:41] perhaps at the same time

    [02:17:52] planefag might want to put the pressure on Sakamoto instead, she's more stable and objective
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:32 No.18237476
    Hey cunt, fuck you. If you want to write fanfiction, go ahead, I'll probably read it.
    Just don't call it a fucking quest, >imply that we have any control over what happens, and then just completely fucking ignore us.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:33 No.18237482
    [01:32] <planefag> give 'em relationship development, they want BOUNCE. Give'm BOUNCE, they want RELATIONSHIP/CHAR dev. Give them both, they want an infodump on magic.

    It's our fault, apparently.
    >> Starshadow 03/07/12(Wed)02:33 No.18237483
    Get the fuck out.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:34 No.18237493
    It was mentioned in the pub that Minna got special training on the gnome stuff. Sakamoto doesn't have that, and we've no reason to believe she was completely filled in since then.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:35 No.18237504
    We tried that kind of thing and then
    >6/10 Minna
    >6/10 Sakamoto
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:36 No.18237509

    Some of us just want less cliffhanger and more fulfillment, if you will, at the end of a session.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:36 No.18237515
    Some of us just want that infodump we've been asking for since the Cellar.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:37 No.18237526
    I got Oddball. I'm pretty happy
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:38 No.18237533
    >Ask for info on witches
    >Get waifufagging

    God dammit Planefag
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:38 No.18237534

    Well Planefag, while I cannot say wholeheartedly that I am enjoying this whole thing, I can say you are consistent and you do always deliver. While not so much on plot or interactivity, tears are a constant source of enjoyment, to me at least. Perhaps with the onset of IRC chat, input from the thread can be seen on the outside to be somewhat lessened, but, I am here for the tears, the chance at 'I told you so's' and trying to pick the most suicidal options painted as fuck yeahs in the vain attempt to get the MC killed. For me, I enjoy it, keep up the good work, my good Sir.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:39 No.18237544
    [01:38] <planefag> I DO have the infodump, it's written out and everything

    Now it's just insulting
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:39 No.18237547

    You know what? We'd get answer if we asked for them.

    Our own way.

    "Sakamoto! Just the woman I wanted to see! Minna and I were walking down to the baths so we could discuss my magic touch... Wanna come along? I'm certain you can contribute!"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:40 No.18237557

    Sleep, refresh, keep it up. People will always complain, others will enjoy. Fucks need not be given overall.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:41 No.18237561
    Fuck this shit. If we don't get this information out of Minna, we're fucking finished with her. I'm not just talking romantically, either. If she's not capable of putting aside her fucking emotions for ten fucking minutes to talk to us about this shit, then we should just fucking shun the bitch.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:42 No.18237563
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:42 No.18237565
    Those whom cannot DEAL WITH IT are those I shall not miss. Begone!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:43 No.18237578
    All aboard the Trude/Erica AntiMin threesome train!

    Choo choo
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:43 No.18237579
    You guys need to chill out. Next thread we keep pressing for more info. Planefag just didn't want to be up until 2 am infodumping.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:43 No.18237584
    Some people just don't know how to DEAL WITH IT
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:44 No.18237585
    [02:40:47] MaulMachine yeah
    [02:40:54] but now people are quitting in a huff
    [02:40:59] K-19 the problem isn't so much the plot
    [02:41:00] Tapioca So?
    [02:41:03] K-19 it's the constant cliffhangers
    [02:41:04] planefag shrugs
    [02:41:06] planefag fuck 'em.

    [02:41:57] planefag And I mean it. This is taking a lot of my time, my energy and right now, my patience. I've got a job to do and schoolwork to finish, so if people get their panties in a wad, well, I'm not going to lose sleep trying to reconcile six different fangroups.

    [02:42:10] planefag Much like the MC, a quest author has to give very few fucks to survive.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:44 No.18237588

    You know... We're about as dense as she is...

    We're pretty even on that level... She ain't an encyclopedia you know.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:44 No.18237591

    He already has the shit written.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/07/12(Wed)02:44 No.18237593
    Well, here's what planefag has to say, in regards to people leaving because DRAMA:
    >This is taking a lot of my time, my energy and right now, my patience. I've got a job to do and schoolwork to finish, so if people get their panties in a wad, well, I'm not going to lose sleep trying to reconcile six different fangroups.
    Which is fair enough.
    We've expressed out displeasure diplomatically, let's see how this ends.

    Night, folks.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:44 No.18237600
    Fuck you guys. Minna getting all that shit out in the open can ONLY be a good thing, since it's not hanging over her like a fucking impenetrable wall of angst anymore. Even if you don't feel like romantic tomfoolery, it should at least be easier to get information out of her now that she's not holding back.

    Also, I know what you do with a drunken sailor: 10 DAYS IN THE BRIG. Either that or convince them that witches are powered by human blood and tears.

    Regardless, it's time to hide the women and valuable livestock, because this is going to be the shitfest of the century.
    >> Starshadow 03/07/12(Wed)02:45 No.18237606
    >Implying Minna is getting frustrated because of emotions and not MC being as dense as a rock.
    Nigga please. MC is just like any other rock, if you want to make an impression, find a hammer.

    On the bright side there is no chance MC will not realize whats up. So the next time this situation rolls around, you will have your infodump. And hatesex. And possibly murder.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:45 No.18237607
    He has a factsheet. He needs to come up with dialogue. that takes time.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:45 No.18237615
    You can't really distinguish between the two here.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:45 No.18237616
    >I DO have the infodump, it's written out and everything

    Sounds like he has it written out and everything, not just a factsheet.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:46 No.18237617
    inb4 planefag goes full GS
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:46 No.18237620
    Thers a difference between the info and the actual scene it will show up in. Who says it and events around it matter, you know. And that isn't including the updates leading to and going after.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:47 No.18237627
    >And no fucks were given
    Planefag, all of my love.
    Continue to give no fucks and troll hard.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:47 No.18237631
    We need to tell Sakamoto to fuck right off, tell Sean and Paddy to put Hell Cow in front of the door, and not let anyone in or out until this shit is explained.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:47 No.18237638
    Planefag... he's bouncing us. Again and again. Fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:47 No.18237639
    >And I mean it. This is taking a lot of my time, my energy and right now, my patience.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:47 No.18237642
    There's a difference between trolling and alienating an audience.

    If he doesn't care, that's fine, but it's still not trolling.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:49 No.18237660

    Ah, makes me wonder if I'm not missing out not having been in the IRC. Still, this Quest has a LOT of people following it, if people drop out, well, I will not be complaining. Less people will not only grant a more concise idea of what we want, but also perhaps a chance to reason things out amongst ourselves and come to a concensus on actions.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:49 No.18237662
    Yeah. It might be funny if it were the first time he were doing this, but it isn't.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:49 No.18237663
    I hope not. He needs to understand that /tg/ bitches about things it likes. So this is the highest honor we can give him.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:49 No.18237668
    we're in the "menopausal period" of the quest, every quest jumps the shark around the 45 threads mark when the DM runs dry of ideas and begins throwing movie references, emotional drama and impossible "rule of cool" scenarios that were not there in the beginning.

    we had all three of those in today's session.

    The last part of the previous one, with the weird cow, the horse that keeps changing both it's color and breed, the 6 year old that doesn't realize she's in the middle of harmageddon and the inclussion of Churchil went TOO far.

    just look at what Planefag is trying to cram into the quest to keep us from noticing he's flying blind: the porn dojin version of the 501, 4 simultaneous love interests on the MC and two more on Ian, the side characters back on christchurch, the ground crew on sparklebase, the mars people fron Metal Slug, the german watchmaker, the SAS, the trifecta of noth-african assholes, the non-loli versions of the witches are alive too, a half-assed attempt to justify the seting that runs AGAINST the already-established in-universe history, Pappy Boyington, the martian walkers from war of the worlds and the steampunk version of the AT-TE walker from starwars, cock-and-ball-torture teaseing, he's already lost track of several witches, several planes, dozens of key items, our inventary is a mess, we're full out of HP, MP, and the cleric is out sleeping on the tits of some skank from farawayland while we're on a small island base wedged between the alium occupied territories both on Dover and Normandy (and not two threads ago he siad we had LOST the island), or fligth crew is against us and we're dumb as a brick due to a noxiuous mix of morphine, booze and a pound of saltpeter.

    ...and avove all, THAT FUCKING COW!!

    this is what happens when you don't pre-plan your quests. fucker doesnt even take notes
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:50 No.18237682
    This might work, but since it'd result in MC actually finding this stuff out, I'm guessing PF would sabotage it somehow.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:51 No.18237686

    Uh... Just because things turned surreal doesn't mean people don't fucking enjoy it.

    Jesus... Lighten up. I love this fucking insanity.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:51 No.18237693
    That's not what he's saying.

    Who's MC's 4th? Or 3d, for that matter.
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:52 No.18237704
    >every quest jumps the shark around the 45 threads mark
    Stopped reading here. Started laughing. Not stopping.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:52 No.18237705

    Oh right yeah, how'd we get the island back?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:53 No.18237707
    There's a very simple solution: you don't like the way the threads are going, then don't participate. There's no need to post a bunch of complaints. It's not productive.

    Things aren't always going to go exactly the way you want them.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:53 No.18237711

    If you don't like the way planefag is running the Quest, leave. It's not like there's a dearth of Quests on /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:57 No.18237745
    it's productive to the extent it improves the way PF runs the quest
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:57 No.18237747
    It was never under enemy control. The wing was relocated because enemy fire was too close for comfort. Now that the initial thrust of the invasion has been stopped, the castle's no longer under immediate threat.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:57 No.18237749
    Patton and Paddy

    poor DM recordkeeping, he forgot we lost it, in a few threads the widow will magically appear in the base,as soon as he forgets we lost it.

    also he already forgot the sphinx witches and the suomus misfits he introduced.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:58 No.18237756
    And Patton Girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)02:59 No.18237764
    I'd support doing this first thing next session. I'm out for tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:00 No.18237766
    Could you guys pay attention before bitching, or is that too much effort?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:00 No.18237767
    He can't really change how he runs the quest. It's a fundamental part of how he writes. You're just making planefag want to drop the quest. How is that productive?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:00 No.18237769
    have a revolution but budget for it.

    run a surreal quest, but don't hallucinate along with the player base.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:02 No.18237790
    He's not a DM, he's a writer. He cares more about the story than keeping track of every little thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:03 No.18237794
    >that feel when I've been holding out for Marseille the entire time.

    Really there are too many people getting cameo bits and then sticking around past their usefulness. We haven't interacted with half of the original witches in the last dozen threads because we keep running into random crap like Bader and Caldwell and the SAS. At first the island was witches and engineers and vital support staff only, then it was us, then suddenly half of the top allied brass and more and more pilots and witches piled onto this tiny ass island until now somehow the Black Sheep managed to end up here with no one realizing how horrible an idea that was.

    We had enough characters to do a lot of shit when it was MC+crew+witches+engineers+Frank+Chuck since then it has been nothing but cast creep
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:03 No.18237795
    attention? bitch, I'm running this under the a microscope

    we force him to give us proper closure instead of dragging out a dead story like with giantess quest or joan quest.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:04 No.18237801
    That make's absolutely no sense.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:06 No.18237817
    >force him
    How. He'll just ignore you.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:07 No.18237829
    It's a bit too soon to end the quest, unless you want MC to die. And it hasn't be decided that we get no further info.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:07 No.18237831
    you know what you call a writer who forgets what he was wring halfway through each chapter

    if you don't pre-plan a revolution you end up as Angola, not as America; likewise if you don't pre-plan your quest you'll end up introducing random characters that bog down the story like "exploding barrel yokel" and "needless movie reference that SHOULD be it's own quest, not a footnote in this one"
    >> Starshadow 03/07/12(Wed)03:08 No.18237836
    Oh god my sides! This thread just keeps on giving.

    >we're in the "menopausal period" of the quest
    NO. You bitches just need to get over your PMS.
    >movie references
    In a quest which is one giant anime reference. DEAL WITH IT.
    >emotional drama
    Oh noes, people don't act like in my doojens and animus!
    >the 6 year old that doesn't realize she's in the middle of harmageddon
    Who just woke up from a coma and may or may not be fully awake.
    >just look at what Planefag is trying to cram into the quest to keep us from noticing he's flying blind
    PFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok this is where I lost it. Yeah I bet he spent quality time with that preggers Perrine.
    >4 simultaneous love interests
    This is what waifufags actually believe
    >half-assed attempt to justify the seting that runs AGAINST the already-established in-universe history
    What part about alternate history do you not understand?

    Seriously man. Flying a quest is like flying a plane. It doesn't come easy or cheap. Get over yourself and your sense of entitlement.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:08 No.18237839
    ... so, is it bitching to try and calmly answer a question, or did you tag the wrong post?

    Because if I recall correctly, PF's explanation for relocating the wing was because even with their magical reinforcement of the Castle, the proximity of enemy action forced a bugout. Correct me if I'm wrong.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:10 No.18237852
    I know it HASN'T even been a week of in-story time, but this shit got too cluttered too fast.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:10 No.18237855
    Suck Planefag's cock harder, dude.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:10 No.18237857
    No, tagging you as an example of what the other guy(s) were ignoring.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:10 No.18237858
    >forgets what he was writing
    Or discovers it. He had no idea how we'd react to this quest, so he throws out lots of ideas and sees what sticks.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:12 No.18237870
    If you hate planefag, why are you here?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:12 No.18237885
    Having criticism doesn't mean he hates it.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:14 No.18237902

    >emotional drama
    >Oh noes, people don't act like in my doojens and animus!

    silly boy, doe-jeans and annie-mays are ALL about the motional drama, this was supposed to be "real pilot teaches magical girls how to be pilots" and became "underaged rapists turn adult male into 3 of the 5 meanings of fairy"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:14 No.18237906
    [02:41:04] planefag shrugs
    [02:41:06] planefag fuck 'em.

    [02:41:57] planefag And I mean it. This is taking a lot of my time, my energy and right now, my patience. I've got a job to do and schoolwork to finish, so if people get their panties in a wad, well, I'm not going to lose sleep trying to reconcile six different fangroups.

    I feel the love.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:15 No.18237914

    I'm pretty sure they aren't ALL underage, I mean, Chuck must be at least as old as we are!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:17 No.18237932
    Since when has this quest been "real pilot teaches magical girls how to be pilots"?

    That's just some shit a few neckbeards came up with. It was never official policy.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:19 No.18237953
    that's exactly the problem planefag, you shouldn't BE running a quest if you have a job and school, leave that to We unemployed, uneducated losers who have enough time to plan them and mantain them.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:21 No.18237965
    Again and again I must say this:


    If it goes a way you don't like, well, tough shit. That's real life for you, son. So grow up, stop complaining and be thankful that you get anything at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:21 No.18237967
    Too bad the same lack of work ethic and intellect that makes you unemployed and uneducated also makes you shit at running quests.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:22 No.18237975
    Do you need some Preparation-H for that analpain? It seems to be clouding your judgement and comprehension.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:24 No.18237984
    at least my whining will be there on the archive.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:24 No.18237992
    So your problem is the fact the planefag is a responsible, working adult?

    Let's see you do better, O mighty loser. Planefag shouldn't have to change his life just to keep you happy.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:26 No.18238002
    Ah. Confused me a little there. Nice to have that cleared up.

    Anyway, I'm going to maintain my original point. If you have suggestions for the writer, be polite and constructive about it. That's actually part of my job as a grad student, so I know you can get a lot better results with a little patience and the right tone.

    But ultimately, planefag's gonna run his threads however he sees fit. Ultimately, Minnafags like me, Trudefags, anti-Waifu fags, and normalfags are going to have to accept that.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:27 No.18238010
    Where no one will read or care about it.

    But people will care about what planefag posts. Remember this.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:28 No.18238020
    >working adult
    Sure buddy.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:31 No.18238035
    Planefag has a job pumping gas. He said so in another thread.

    Besides, school ain't easy.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:31 No.18238036
    meh, I'll just have to repost it next thread within the fist 15 minutes and it'll bog down the quest for sessions. who knows, maybe he'll dorp it and finally get passing grades.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:32 No.18238042
    At least he doesn't moonlight as a stripper to pay his way through medschool.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:33 No.18238052
    nah, that's papa-n's sister.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:34 No.18238057
    So, your great plan is to... spam.

    I look forward to reporting your posts.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:34 No.18238062
    low blow man
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/07/12(Wed)03:36 No.18238067
    The statement you so gleefully took out of context was in reply to the two lines starting here.

    [01:40] <MaulMachine> yeah
    [01:40] <MaulMachine> but now people are quitting in a huff
    [01:40] <K-19> the problem isn't so much the plot
    [01:40] <Tapioca> So?
    [01:41] <K-19> it's the constant cliffhangers
    [01:41] * planefag shrugs
    [01:41] <planefag> fuck 'em.
    [01:41] <Inquisitorial-Librarian> Plot progression can be tough.
    [01:41] <_Will> Neckbeards startle easily, but they'll be back, and in greater numbers.
    [01:41] <MaulMachine> yeah
    [01:41] <MaulMachine> it's your story
    [01:41] <Tapioca> When you write you're going to encounter a million backseat authors telling you what you ought to be doing.
    [01:41] <MaulMachine> yeah
    [01:41] == Hilgo [qwebirc@Rizon-A2A36484.pn.at.cox.net] has joined #swq
    [01:41] <Wangkhan> You can always get help maybe
    [01:41] <planefag> And I mean it. This is taking a lot of my time, my energy and right now, my patience. I've got a job to do and schoolwork to finish, so if people get their panties in a wad, well, I'm not going to lose sleep trying to reconcile six different fangroups.

    For the TL:DR folks, the bits you should focus on are here.

    [01:40] <MaulMachine> yeah
    [01:40] <MaulMachine> but now people are quitting in a huff

    [01:41] * planefag shrugs
    [01:41] <planefag> fuck 'em.

    [01:41] <planefag> And I mean it. This is taking a lot of my time, my energy and right now, my patience. I've got a job to do and schoolwork to finish, so if people get their panties in a wad, well, I'm not going to lose sleep trying to reconcile six different fangroups
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:37 No.18238080
    A complaint is a complaint. But just make it so that it wont impact the quest progression directly. Afterall planefag is doing this by his own accord and can stop when he feels like it.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:39 No.18238089
    You know, I used to sort of like you. You agreed to stop hating on Minna so hard to keep the quest together. I respected that. But now you want to destroy something many people love just because you don't like it. That's the worst sort of person. You are the only the second person I've wanted to leave theses threads forever, after that other spammer near the beginning of the quest.

    I'm disappointed in you. And I'm sure Elia would be too.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:39 No.18238093
    just like the ones she gives , hur hur hur.

    Spem, this is Strike Witches
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:41 No.18238106
    you're thinking of some other anon, Bub, lots of us have poor spelling and no punctuation.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)03:48 No.18238151
    Well, then. It seems I have always disliked you. Please don't spam the next thread. It will accomplish nothing, other than leading to your ban. I mentioned that this has happened before. You won't stop the quest, you'll just be a temporary annoyance.

    Come to think of it, why do I even care? See you Saturday. I look forward to reporting you.
    >> Starshadow 03/07/12(Wed)03:59 No.18238245
    >silly boy, doe-jeans and annie-mays are ALL about the motional drama, this was supposed to be "real pilot teaches magical girls how to be pilots"
    See, where you guys keep getting hung up is that you expect emotional drama ala doujins and animes. Where the guy and girl have an argument, they make up, the girl swoons and then spreads her legs. Happy ending.

    The kind of emotional drama planefag provides is INDUSTRIAL GRADE PTSD. War isn't fun. For anyone. Just ask nopemartian. And if you don't mind me saying so. A lot of people in here are fucking clueless and keep trying to solve this quest like a dating sim. It just doesn't work that way. The quest is still about teaching magical girls how to be pilots. But those witches are aces 50 times over and have emotional baggage you can't even imagine.

    So don't complain about MC acting clueless in the face of Minna's confession. This is how he learns.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:04 No.18238710

    Too low. I don't remember the thread but he talked a bit about how much he did just to make it so they don't have to take out student loans. Like having a shitty place and no money for himself.

    Speaking of papa, anyone know where he's been? I know HLQ is over but it seems like he vanished.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:09 No.18238737
    Fuck, I'm so broken... I love drinking the sweet, sweet tears of the bawfags almost as much as I love the quest.

    I'll be here Saturday, whether anyone else is or not, and if the crying aspies come well--I'll have my pants off, and lotion and gatorade at the ready. Planefag's won my loyalty with his class.

    Fuck...I love this quest!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:35 No.18238868
    I saw him in Mahou Shoujo Quest earlier this morning, I believe. Easiest way to check is to go to http://archive.foolz.us/tg/ and click the advanced search options, then search by username/tripcode. It's great for rereading quest threads because I can get pure planefag and not have to see all the hundreds of /a/nons waifufaggotry posts.

    Amen to that.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)05:38 No.18238891

    Shounen. I meant Shounen. Being drunk at 3AM is great for forgetting basic moonspeak and shitposting, apparently.

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