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    90 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)22:15 No.18246988  
    Majaik, elegance, and an angry teaset. We have it all.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    "So..." she continues as she puts down her empty glass. "I talked to Erica. She's filled me in quite a bit on your whole situation."
    "I'm glad she was able to enlighten you some more." you tell her with a smile.
    "Though I'm sure it's none of my business whatever you and those girls do, It still doesnt sit right with me."
    "Tell me, when do you plan to stop? Do you plan to add more and more women to your fold as long as they want in?"

    "So long as the women who already have me don't object, they would be welcomed." you answer her whole heartedly.
    "I've spent too much time being alone in the past, and i know just how hard loneliness could be.; I won't deny companionship to anyone who seeks it."

    She grows silent with your response.
    The look on her face showing that she's thinking something over.
    Afeter a few minutes, she finally asks.
    "T-then... Could I be a part of it?"

    >finished pile driving forms through BIR
    >get back to office
    >read last night's post game discussion
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:20 No.18247032

    Mild surprise.

    "Well we'd have to talk to the other girls first. I don't have a problem with giving it a go, but I'm also not the one sharing their significant other with an ever growing horde of attractive women."

    It should be a rather blatant self depreciating tone.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:22 No.18247045

    Dude, that's not the worst after-thread we've had.

    Did you miss the one where WHM more or less statted out Old Man Henderson after he punched his way out of the after-life in case we wanted to use him?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)22:22 No.18247048
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    You sit there on the bench, your newest classmate beside you and the sun just about to dip below the treeline.
    Asked by your handler to keep an eye on her, you joined her for a jog.
    And now she asks this.
    "T-then... Could I be a part of it?"
    You give her a look, one of slight surprise.
    She continues, "T-theoretically speaking o-of course."
    "I-I just want to know how open y-you and the girls would handle it."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:23 No.18247061

    Seconding this.

    At this point it's hardly OUR choice, and the others might start getting annoyed at our habit of bringing home stray women.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:25 No.18247074

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:26 No.18247084

    Wait, what? When the fuck did....

    BRB, reading the archives.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:26 No.18247085
    As long as Nanoha is cool with it, really. I mean, she can pretty much argue down any complaints as long as we keep her happy.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:26 No.18247088
    Oh shit yes I'm here for the beginning this time.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:28 No.18247108
    Tell her in this case it is up to Nanoha and the twins. While we would accept wholeheartedly, we are not able to speak on behalf of our mistresses in this matter.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:28 No.18247112
    Way to backpedal Hina.

    "You would have to discuss it with the girls of course, they are the ones about to share their significant other. As for me, I would gladly welcome you, and i would do my best to keep you happy."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:29 No.18247122

    >start getting annoyed at our habit of bringing home stray women.

    "Hayate! Who the hell is this?"
    "Her name's Sara."
    "And why is she in our living room?"
    "She followed me home. Can I keep her?"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)22:31 No.18247142
    This definitely needs to be used some time. Perhaps with Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:31 No.18247146

    Gasp at the scandalous question. We've only just met!

    Then tell her >>18247032
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)22:32 No.18247151
    "Well, I did just say I couldn't turn some one away, didn't I?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:32 No.18247154
    Say yes, as long as your girls accept her.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)22:34 No.18247179
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    "The ones you would have to discuss it with would be the girls of course, they are the ones about to share their significant other." you say, "They made the decision to try all of this, and they would make the decision, theoretically, of including you. As for me, I would gladly welcome you, and I would do my best to keep you happy."
    Again, she goes silent, taking time to absorb your words.
    "I see... And if someone wanted you all to her own? or if someone were to want one of the girls for himself, what would you do then?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:35 No.18247196
    I'll back this.

    I doubt the twins would have a problem, they're the ones pushing this whole thing. Nahona might be iffy about sharing us so many different ways.

    But yeah, we're all up for more girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:36 No.18247205

    I have this mental image of Erica setting up a desk in our room.

    "Oh h-hey Erica, I was-"
    "Going to confess your undying love to Hayate?"
    "W-What are-"
    "Nothing to be ashamed of, it happens a lot."
    "I'm here because if you got to Hayate first he'd give me the puppy dog eyes, and my dazed blushing ass would welcome you into the bloody harem. Consider me like the bouncer to club Hayate. You want in? You go through me."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:37 No.18247215
    "Any girl can leave whenever they want to. I'm not trying to own or control anyone. I'm also not going to up and leave anyone, though. If one girl wants me all to herself, well, I think she'll either have to settle for sharing or find someone else. As much as the prospect pains me, I would rather refuse one person I'm not yet with than hurt a bunch that I am."

    Tear up a little at this. We're a sensitive guy and this is a sensitive topic.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:39 No.18247228
    "For the first; I could never betray the girls by simply leaving them. Unless I truly felt I belonged with one, and only one, person, I would never consider it.
    For the second, I would leave that choice to her. Of course, if I felt I would be better for her, I would fight to convince her so. I only wish for everyone involved to be happy with the situation."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:39 No.18247235

    "I want them to be happy. If they would truly and genuinely be happy with someone else, then what right have I to try and keep them?"

    "As far as someone wanting me to themselves.... I don't know. Anybody coming in from the outside would have to know that I'm not just going to drop everything for them. If one of my current girls decided... I don't know. I don't want to think about it, since I don't want to play favorites."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)22:40 No.18247236
    "I... I don't know. I hadn't really thought about it, but -"
    followed by >>18247215
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)22:40 No.18247237
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    And then you install a TAKE A NUMBER machine by the door of your room?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:40 No.18247240
    Well if someone wanted one of the girls all for himself they'd have to bring it up with the girl in question, my involvement would be secondary. I'm not going to even start to try to make their decisions for them, I may try to persuade them but I wouldn't stop them if they felt that was what would make them happy.

    If someone wanted me completely for their own I would sadly have to turn them down. I'm absurdly fond of all three who I currently share an arrangement with, and Nanoha would probably blow up a couple dozen cities.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:40 No.18247247
    No, that's what Ursula does. Erica mans the door, Ursula arranges the infrastructure, and Nanoha breaks knees.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:41 No.18247252

    Combine these.

    >"I want them to be happy. If they would truly and genuinely be happy with someone else, then what right have I to try and keep them?"

    This is the best possible thing to say for the second point.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)22:42 No.18247271
    You just set yourself up a harem mob.

    Now you need a getaway driver, and someone to do cleanups.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:43 No.18247289
    How OCD is Hina about making everything perfect and tidy? She might make a good cleaner.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:45 No.18247306
    Softness I can drive a truck like a woman possessed.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:45 No.18247315
    I have to agree with these two.

    The important message is that we won't keep any girl against their will, and we're only concerned with their happiness.
    And that we won't break the hearts of the other girls just for one girl.
    Our own comfort is a distant second to the priority of the happiness of our girlfriends.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/07/12(Wed)22:46 No.18247325
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    I've got a guy with a team that can do both, and teach Hayate some seriously kick-ass CQC moves to boot. Plus Mike will get a cigar buddy. Meet Sir Samuel Vimes, Duke of Ankh-Morpork.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:46 No.18247327
    That's not the kind of cleaning he was talking about...
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:46 No.18247330
    Not that we aren't all kinds of comfortable.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:47 No.18247344
    I know this is supposed to be "lol mob" joke, but I just get the image of this girl being left behind while the rest of the group heads down to lunch, stuck cleaning up all the sticky mess and thrown clothes.

    What a bum deal.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)22:49 No.18247366
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    You think for a bit before answering,
    "I... I don't know. I hadn't really thought about it, but -" you begin,
    "Any girl can leave whenever they want to. I'm not trying to own or control anyone."
    "I'm also not going to up and leave anyone, though. If one girl wants me all to herself, well, I think she'll either have to settle for sharing or find someone else."
    She looks in to your eyes, taking in every word you say.
    "As much as the prospect pains me, I would rather refuse one person I'm not yet with than hurt those that I am."
    You are both lost in your own thoughts by the end of this.

    The sun finally sets, streetlamps begin to to on one by one, evening has come.

    She's the first to talk.
    "Hey, let's head home. Sitting on this bench all night isn't exactly my idea of a da- conversation."

    [ ]sure
    [ ]other?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/07/12(Wed)22:50 No.18247385
    Oh, and his butler? Dude is a walking murder machine when he wants to be. At all other times he's perfectly average. Hayate could learn something, no scratch that, EVERYTHING about knife-fighting from this guy.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:50 No.18247386
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    I think I found our cleaner.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:51 No.18247387
    >[✓] other
    "What is your idea of a date?"

    Then take her on one.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/07/12(Wed)22:51 No.18247390
    Late night shopping.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:51 No.18247392
    >one person I'm not yet

    Oh god, we really are delusional. All our girlfriends are just imaginations, and we crossdress to make ourselves think they're real.

    Everyone around us is just hanging their heads at how pathetic we are.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:52 No.18247395
    Sure. We should have dinner with the girls. Invite Hina along.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:52 No.18247406
    We have some late-night shopping to do at the Ridiculously Convenient Store.
    Paintball gun, paintballs, and maybe another flask of holding.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:53 No.18247408
    Nanoha is in town.
    We don't want a repeat of the fight with her, OUTSIDE the bureau's protection field.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)22:53 No.18247411
    You're missing the key "with" there, buddy.
    >one person I'm not not yet with
    Y'know, meaning a girl that's not in the harem?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:53 No.18247420
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    "Was that a freudian slip I heard?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:54 No.18247430
    Hey, it won't look bad if we separate now and go into town by ourselves. Besides, we need to get dinner stuff anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:55 No.18247440


    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/07/12(Wed)22:55 No.18247451
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    More cigars for Mike, don't forget that. Hopefully we see pic related there (Seriously, at least throw in 1 Pratchett reference into your quest Landing Gear!)
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:56 No.18247459

    She came here to go shopping, it'd suck to have hijacked that.

    Besides, there's bound to be some stores open late. Let's go check the stores.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:56 No.18247469
    Dude, if you want him in the quest, roll for it next time LG asks.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:56 No.18247470
    We need alcohol. Maybe just cheap ethyl.
    And a paintball gun, and some syringes/way to inject paintballs with molotov.

    Also a supersoaker for Jun.
    Small vials for Gai [a belt of rebounder+ molotov]
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:57 No.18247475
    Nahona is in the harem plan, albeit a long-term one before anything happens. She's also a confirmed bisexual. We'll be fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:57 No.18247480

    After we meet the butler, there's only one thing we could say.

    "That man is everything I once aspired to be."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:58 No.18247487
    She came to jog.
    Also sun just set, not THAT late yet.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)22:58 No.18247488
    Ask, but keep it in mind for later, rather than now. We have a meal to handle tonight.

    Nah, man, we've already accepted Nanoha. Just because we're hanging out with Hina doesn't mean we're rejecting her now. Especially not if we greet her warmly, as is proper for one of our girlfriends.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:59 No.18247495
    I don't really see any connection or interest we have in her. I'm just questioning why she's interested or what she's looking for.

    We can be her friend without putting her in some awkward position like this too.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)22:59 No.18247496
    Ask her what counts as a date in her mind, and tell her we're always willing to take her on one even better than that should she wish.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/07/12(Wed)22:59 No.18247504
    rolled 26 = 26

    I know, I'm just waiting, and hoping for him to be added at least as a throwaway side sight the next time we enter Creed's Cigars. Don't care if he's never mentioned again, just as long as Discworld gets a single reference.
    Also rollan' for Shopping
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:00 No.18247510
    >paintball stuff


    I like it.

    Girls can fight it out for first rights each week. And we get to watch them get all hot and sweaty. And since we can provide snacks and refreshments at the end, we always come out as the good guy!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:00 No.18247512
    These, late night shopping at the ridiculously convenient store, we could event get rubbing alcohol or methylated spirits to practice our molotovs with, or Kraus could probably generate it by the barrel.

    Also go by Pantasia and see about the bread for Sousuke
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:00 No.18247519
    She's all up in our grill, dog. Also we come from the same universe.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/07/12(Wed)23:01 No.18247524
    rolled 32 = 32

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:01 No.18247530
    Nah its for our explody potion because we are a bunch of munchkins and want to abuse game mechanics.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:01 No.18247531
    Except he would be an awesome field agent.
    He is the definition of LG and being a policeman, his butler could be his partner
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:02 No.18247539
    Arch-Magos, you have a real boner for this Vimes character.

    What makes him so great that you're spamming for a cameo every chance you get?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/07/12(Wed)23:02 No.18247544
    rolled 54 = 54

    Guess I'm getting the low rolls out of the way for the high ones. I sacrifice my desires for the good of all!
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:03 No.18247550
    He actually is pretty awesome. The spamming is really fucking annoying, though. He should stop this shit and only do it when asked for a new character. Otherwise he's just wasting space in the thread.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/07/12(Wed)23:05 No.18247572
    rolled 18 = 18

    Dude is awesome, his butler is awesome, he has an eldritch abominiation living in his head that he keeps under control, and that's just the start of what he's done.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)23:06 No.18247586
    You... haven't read much Discworld, have you? The City Guard books, in particular. Commander Vimes is a stone badass, friend anon.

    With that, I'd see Vimes as a "retired" agent, moved into instructio, and administration. His old field post, of course, has been filled by Captain Carrot, and Sergeant Angua.

    But that's enough of that for now.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/07/12(Wed)23:07 No.18247603
    Yeah, I knew I would have to get off before the thread really took off, so I just wanted to state my wishes. Sorry if I was annoying.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:08 No.18247612

    And you're being an annoying shit-weasel about it.

    We get it, you think he's cool. We have a decent sized list of characters we wanna see, and LG has told us that he'll either try to work them in or let us roll for them when the time comes.

    There is no reason for you to spam this shit. None.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)23:09 No.18247627
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    "Oh? And what exactly is your Idea of a date?" you ask her inquisitively.
    "W-Why do you ask?! A-are you trying to hit on me a-already?!" She jumps up off the bench.

    "No, not at all. You said 'This isn't my idea of a date.'."
    "I-i didn't say d-date! I stopped in time!"
    "Ah. But you wanted to say it. So please, tell me, what would constitute a date for you?"
    "... W-well, nothing too sappy or too cliche. Something fun and memorable."
    "Would you object if I ever invited you out on one?" you ask her. "As a friend of course."
    "I... I don't think so."
    You can't see it due to the way she's standing outside of the lamp's light, but she's developing quite a blush at that moment.


    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:10 No.18247637
    I forgive you, tripfriend. Seriously, though. Save it for when it matters. If you do, I'll vote for Vimes when the time comes too.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:11 No.18247641
    Ask her what day works for her next week.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:11 No.18247644
    The laws of Physics and the specific ways you're letting us break them.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)23:11 No.18247647
    The ones that work in R&D?

    Offer her our arm, and say, "Anyway, hadn't you meant to come down here to do some shopping? Shall we see what's around?"
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:11 No.18247648
    Late night shopping, ridiculously convenient store and Pantasia to see about bread for Sousuke, water purification pills and paintball guns / canisters for Molotov balls
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:12 No.18247655
    "Good. Then next time Mr. Kringle is ice skating, we're coming down to the lake. Now, let's head back to the dorm. I'm cooking dinner for the girls again tonight."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:12 No.18247660
    mentilate to erica, let her know what were about to do and state VERY CLEARLY the "as a friend" part.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:13 No.18247669
    We don't want to get too touchy feely before we get the green light from the committee. Shopping is cool though.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:13 No.18247677
    We'll if you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask. I have a small bit of shopping to do but after that would you care to join me and the ladies for dinner, the more the merrier.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:15 No.18247698

    Non-existant as they are.

    By the way, I had some other cool ideas:

    REFLECT SHOT: Just finished re-reading Black Cat, and we can totally use this. The idea is to shoot a bullet at the wall or something in a way that it bounces off and hits them from the side, since a lot of bad-asses have/had the reflexes to stop/dodge a straight shot at them. The bounce makes it much harder to trace trajectory, and therefore MUCH harder to counter.

    We could play this straight, or since we have re-bounder, we could have some serious fun with it. Like throwing one past them and using it to shoot them in the back, throwing one at an angle and having Gai bounce off that.

    Since the potion stops and redirects ALL momentum, we could actually have a predictable trajectory for a changing target for reflecting the bullets.

    We could also do this to our paintball-bombs since it wouldn't really count as an 'impact'.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)23:16 No.18247717
    It's just an arm. It doesn't HAVE to be a romantic gesture, it could just be a gentlemanly one.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:16 No.18247718
    LG, i got a question for ya: what happens if we actually hit a "boned" section in your scenarios?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:17 No.18247725

    Seconding the 'let them know' and be VERY CLEAR that it's just friendly.

    We wouldn't even consider even remotely making a move on anybody without their approval.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:18 No.18247734
    Don't ask her for a date just yet.
    And we need to go shopping. We need the water purification tablets for Sousuke, as well as either arranging for the french bread or ingredients to make them ourselves. We also need the paintball gun, paintballs, super soaker for Jun, and lots of alcohol.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:18 No.18247735

    Either a HUEHUEHUE/Reset or genuine consequences in the next event.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:18 No.18247739
    Trouble, harem breakdown, HUEHUEHUE
    Tale your pick

    Knowing LG we have actually struck it in the past just we saved against the rolls needed to sort shit out ie Nanoha during the training
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:19 No.18247741
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    >We could also do this to our paintball-bombs since it wouldn't really count as an 'impact'.
    >firing explosive projectiles on LOLWHAT trajectories
    Nooooo this will end in tears.
    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:19 No.18247743
    >Anyway, hadn't you meant to come down here to do some shopping?
    Uh, no, she specifically said that she was going on a run, not shopping.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:19 No.18247749

    You're the same guy who gave us SHELL GAME aren't you?

    I like your style sir. What else do you got?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:20 No.18247755
    In fact, we went on the run with her.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:20 No.18247761
    >Fill paintball with explosive
    >Coat with rebounder
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:21 No.18247769
    Yeah, girl is in a tracksuit and all.

    Probably time to head home.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:21 No.18247783

    Imagine for a moment a rebounder-coated hall-way. Just throw someone in there with a handful of those things as a chaser.


    You are awesome. What other ideas do you have?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:21 No.18247784
    I think we should do our night shopping idea then escort her home.
    Wouldn't take us long
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:22 No.18247787
    WE still need to do shopping. Remember, we promised Sousuke those water purification tablets and the French bread?

    Are you going to force us to break a promise to a friend?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)23:22 No.18247789
    Well, perhaps I misremembered.

    Plainly, we should only say it if it is the case.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)23:22 No.18247790
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    "I was thinking of doing some shopping just now." you offer her your arm.
    "Would you mind joining me?"
    She refuses your arm, but walks by your side.
    "Sure. I think I need something from that ridiculous store."

    The two of you head to the shops.
    There you find the Ridiculously Convenient Store, Pantasia, BIlly's Hardware and a bar named Johnny.
    The fifth store in the row is a new one though, one you've not seen before.
    you read the name on it's sign.

    **ROLL FOR IT**
    First over fifty

    >i need to keep track of the stores we generate.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:22 No.18247796
    well from what I can tell we threw the Nanoha fight scenario out the window and LG had to make it up on the fly, and normally we roll well in bad situations. I had the impression though from the scenario maps he's shown us that there are some choices that if we made them shit would have been fucked regardless.
    but i guess that means we'd be alright anyway. unease put to rest.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:23 No.18247804
    rolled 2 = 2

    Dick's Sporting Goods

    Interpret as you like.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:23 No.18247806
    rolled 28 = 28

    Black Lagoon Company
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:23 No.18247809
    rolled 21 = 21

    Stupidly convenient shop

    Competitor the the ridiculously convenient store, generally can get you what you want but in a stupid way
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:24 No.18247818
    rolled 11 = 11

    The Everburning Book Shop
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:24 No.18247819
    rolled 44 = 44

    Ladies Footlocker

    Just a regular one.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:24 No.18247821
    Shit that bounces for a minute then they explode.
    Drop a shitload of those in a closed room scenario and watch the hilarity.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:25 No.18247828
    rolled 63 = 63

    Cassandra's Crossdresser's Castle
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:25 No.18247830
    rolled 32 = 32

    Guns n things
    Gns and various nicknacks you would find in a thrift shop side by side
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:25 No.18247834
    rolled 95 = 95

    Oh god yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:25 No.18247836
    rolled 45 = 45

    Tseng's Herbal Remedies
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:25 No.18247837
    rolled 31 = 31


    wonkas wonder emporium.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:25 No.18247838
    rolled 15 = 15

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:25 No.18247839
    rolled 17 = 17

    Arkham Publishing House.
    A moss- and ivy-covered store that contains magical, majaikal, and esoteric books and tomes, from Mid-Childean Magic For Dummies to Pnakotic Manuscripts, Revised Edition.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:25 No.18247840
    rolled 99 = 99

    oh goddammit
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)23:25 No.18247841
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:26 No.18247853
    rolled 38 = 38

    lol so randumb XD
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:27 No.18247857
    Never let the girls see that one
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:27 No.18247861
    Why would you do this?
    There's already Interdimensional Fashions, and the proprietor's Clothing Beam!
    How are we going to get something more comfortable than that?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:27 No.18247864
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:28 No.18247873
    We really need to go back there
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:28 No.18247875

    Filling paintballs with Rebounder and Slider.

    I don't have a slick name for it yet, but high speed application of an oil slick and or magic trampoline?

    Can't even imagine the possibilities.


    Double bluffs seem like a thing we should get into: The Kansas City Shuffle is a type of con-game where they KNOW they're being tricked, but they get tricked into thinking the bluff is the wrong thing, and then turning their reaction against them


    Throw tray, have Shinku come out of it. Throw tray, have Shinku come out of it. Throw tray covered in rebounder, watch them ventilate themselves trying to hit a non-existant puppet.

    Run a Shell Game. Badly. Watch where they put their money away, and then steal their wallet.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:28 No.18247878
    Emphasis on the "dumb" part.
    I like making Hayate cross-dress as much as the next guy, but we don't need another clothing store when we've already got two.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:30 No.18247902
    rolled 41 = 41

    Raven's Reverse Trapdoor
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:30 No.18247906
    We need to give Sousuke one of those too, dude would love the tricks he could do with it
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:30 No.18247907
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    Everyone looks right, and you go left.
    I like the way you think.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:30 No.18247917
    What would separate a crossdresser's store from a normal clothing store? Apart from the former getting hardly any customers, of course.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:31 No.18247919

    How they hell could they even make a store that caters only to cross-dressers profitable here? I mean the only ones who I can think of are Hayate: who hates it, Keima: who only has it as a side effect of one of his powers, and Frank down in medical who....

    Never mind, carry on then.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:31 No.18247923
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    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:32 No.18247939

    That movie was awesome.

    The term Kansas City Shuffle is actually a lot older than that, and has some interesting origins.

    But this isn't really the time or place.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:34 No.18247955
    But wouldn't most of Frank's outfits come from a BDSM store?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:35 No.18247970

    He can't wear that shit constantly. He probably has a few different 'normal' outfits.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:36 No.18247991
    It's FRANK, though. Do you want to take that chance?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)23:36 No.18247993
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    You read the pink lettering on its sign,
    [Cassandra's Crossdresser's Castle] it says.
    'NOOOOOOOOOOOPE' you think to yourself.
    'I must never let the girls know that one exists.'
    Adamantly decided to avoid that one store, you lead Hina into the Ridiculously Convenient Store.

    "Sup." the man behind the counter greets you. "Welcome to the yadayadayada. Buy our stuff."

    "Hi, I need..."
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:36 No.18247998
    He does.
    Just sometimes he has a nurses outfit on over the top
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:37 No.18248003
    it is one of my favorite revenge movies.
    "Bad Dog"
    And I'll probably be rolling for Mr. Goodkat to be an instructor the next time new characters are called for.
    But to the matter at hand!
    if the crossdresser shop shows up, burn it to the ground. We're going to the Ridiculously Convenient store to pick up a grand piano since we didn't get the panic-room one from the combat instrument store, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:37 No.18248007
    Empty paint ball shells, a hot glue gun, and an extra-wide syringe.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:38 No.18248018
    A paint ball gun.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:38 No.18248021
    Half a dozen paintball guns with half a dozen canisters each, models that are quick swap for the canisters would be a plus
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:38 No.18248022
    water purification pills
    Grand Piano
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:39 No.18248027
    We need water purification tablets for Sousuke. Might as well get all of them now.
    We need a good paintball gun (preferably with a majaikal CO2 system), a thousand paintballs to experiment with, and a syringe.
    Also, a big barrel of alcohol for our Molotov Cocktails.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:39 No.18248029
    Fresh loaves of bread.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:39 No.18248032
    Cherry/Raspberry Blast Slushed Ice.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:41 No.18248049
    We can do that ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:41 No.18248057

    we get the bread from Pantasia.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:41 No.18248061
    Guys, are we going to get fresh bread from Pantasia each morning for Sousuke, have Kraus make it, or bake them ourselves?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:42 No.18248068
    Paintball guns, giant piles of empty paintball shells, we'll want full ones for practice as well. A Piano. A large jar of water purification tablets. A book on dwarven machinery, especially time related. Also if you have it a book detailing how to contact dwarven watch artisans.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)23:42 No.18248070
    We bake it ourselves, after getting today's delivery and further supplies from Pantasia
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:42 No.18248072
    Probably set up an order from Pantasia for it delivered or picked up by us
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:42 No.18248078
    Dude isn't exactly picky and our bread is probably indistinguishable, especially to him.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:43 No.18248089

    oh, and maybe some kind of book about swords for shirou. maybe a picture book.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:43 No.18248096
    We would know and he did us a big favour so it is worth it
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:44 No.18248108
    S is for Sword
    K is for Katana
    F is for Flamberge

    I support this
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:44 No.18248110
    This seems like an accurate order.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:45 No.18248115
    Bake it ourself, he did us a serious favor and asked for little in return. We can borrow someone else oven , and ask for advice in making it, but we make it ourself.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:46 No.18248138
    Plus we can make extra for the girls in the morning
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:47 No.18248140
    we should also tell Hina that her being part of the harem is contingent upon not mentioning the crossdresser shop to anyone ever.
    I want us to wear pants for the rest of the week dammit.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:47 No.18248142
    I'm voting that we bake some ourselves. We don't really have a kitchen, so Kraus will need to be a baker's oven, and it'll take a bit of extra time, but I think it's worth it, at least to ourselves.
    That and for a week we can give our girls fresh-baked bread for breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:49 No.18248166
    Sounds good.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/07/12(Wed)23:52 No.18248209
    Now, you know the twins aren't going to let that happen. I mean, we can try, but they're gonna get us in a skirt whether we like it or not.

    I certainly agree that we can't let them know about the store.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:54 No.18248236

    I'll second this.


    Nah, just ask her to never reveal that shop's existence.

    Because selling somebody's rapidly crumbling self respect down the river for a quick laugh is not something friends do.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:55 No.18248250
    I'm going to keep pushing for wearing pants most the time, even if I'm the only one. Not gonna give in to the feminazi plot to put us in skirts 24/7
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:55 No.18248251
    It is something our girlfriends who love us dressing up like a girl do however
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:55 No.18248260
    I am gonna push for pants. I just know what will happen to us thanks to the twins
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:56 No.18248274

    if they ever discover it, they will try to drag us there.

    When they do we need to just start laughing, say NOPE and timestop.

    They can find us curled under a tree muttering something like 'why would they make that? how much business could they possibly have? how fucking HIGH do you have to BE?'
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/07/12(Wed)23:57 No.18248287
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    Before you can even finish, the man already is listing down your purchase.
    "Three paintball guns, the newest ones with unlimited C02, 15 canisters. A bottomless bag of paintball shells, neon pink. A 500ml syringe with a large bore needle and two casks of Alabama moonshine." the man says as he points to a large bag by your feet.
    he then holds up a smaller bag "A jar of water purification pills, a tube of gold body glitter, and a titanium jock."
    "That would be 15guptas and 54yonks."
    "As for that piano, we stopped carrying oversized items after that whole thing with PETA and our 'discount elephant basket'."

    He then turns to Hina and hands her a much smaller bag. "Here. 2guptas, 12yonks."

    The two of you pay for your purchases and head out.

    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:58 No.18248297

    She is however, not a girlfriend at the moment. Just a friend.

    A friend we can reveal our deep-seated hatred of being forced into a skirt to.

    We can cut this shit off at the pass.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:58 No.18248306
    Gold body glitter and a titanium jock? Wtf do we even want those for?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:59 No.18248312
    Actually it doesn't seem to bother us at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:59 No.18248314
    awwwww. now we can't have an elephant for jakob and ted to go on adventures with.
    Pantasia, buy bread making supplies, knead some dough.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:59 No.18248315
    Damn I love Ash. Pantasia, ask for advice on making fresh bread, get the ingredients we need. Flour, yeast and so on.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:59 No.18248320

    >a tube of gold body glitter

    Wait, what?

    No really, WHAT?

    Did I miss something?
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:59 No.18248321
    Next we go to Pantasia.
    We need to get the ingredients for French bread.

    Also, does our Folio act as a refrigerator/stasis container?
    We might need to consider a Fridge of Holding for storing our ingredients.
    >> Anonymous 03/07/12(Wed)23:59 No.18248324
    Do you really think it will help?
    The twins know we have it, Nanoha knows we hate it 90% of the universe knows we hate it.
    We are just too cute in it for them to care
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:00 No.18248329
    Not sure on the body glitter but my genre savvy says we should but that jock on ASAP
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)00:00 No.18248337
    Chill, bro. It's not our favorite thing, but it doesn't have to be hated. We tolerate it for the girls.
    Besides, and I wish I had the image to go with it, we just get SOOO EXCITED when we wear cute clothes.

    I don't know, but I'm sure we'll find out. Though we never did find out what was in the bag when the twins got those handcuffs.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:00 No.18248339
    He reads our thoughts.
    We somehow want/need those
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:00 No.18248341
    Gold body glitter and jock?

    Maybe we need to put the jock on now?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:01 No.18248352
    Yeah that is probably wise.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:02 No.18248363
    I'm sure that just having Kraus make the stuff will be fine, guys. We don't need to bake the stuff ourselves.

    Although the smell of fresh bread will waft through the air and make people love us even more.

    If this keeps up, I can see us as being the "go to" guy if you need stuff.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)00:03 No.18248369
    It was condoms.
    Just a huge box of condoms.

    40lbs of condoms.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:04 No.18248385
    Alright, so let's excuse ourselves for a moment to put the jockstrap on, just in case, and everyone seems to be agreed to go to Pantasia
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:05 No.18248388
    I have to ask...

    Do we have any left after that?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:06 No.18248396

    I figured out how to stop the crossdressing.

    We have a dress related PTSD, something about, i dunno, we worked for some middle aged lady who was pretty generous and let us stay in her nice basement, but one night her house burned down while we were out doing something, but she thought we were asleep in the basement and ended up dying in the fire.
    Okay, I suck at making PTSD stories, but it has to be something really really bad that we pushed down really really far, both dress related and woman who showed kindness to us. The girls are sure to ease up after that, and then we can wear skirts only when we want to.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:06 No.18248398
    Unless we had a water balloon fight with the entire dorm, yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:06 No.18248404
    That ship has sailed bro. We already do it by choice sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:07 No.18248415
    i know, i meant that this might be a way to keep us from constantly being forced into it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)00:08 No.18248428
    It's the principle of doing it ourselves
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:08 No.18248430
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    better 40lbs of condoms than a pic related
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:09 No.18248432
    That really doesn't make sense, and it should have been triggered by now if that was the case.
    Just drop it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)00:09 No.18248437
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    The two of you walk into Pantasia
    [after you did a quick time stop and slipped on the jock, for reasons unknown to you]
    And find you find Tsukino working her shift alone.
    "Oh hi! Welcome back!" she greets you cheerily, "What can I do for you tonight?"

    [ ]i want to stick it in your oven
    [ ]i want to knead your dough
    [ ]i want to cream your puffs.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:10 No.18248447
    Oh God if we wanted to be jerks we could blow them up and tell Shirou they're practice swords.

    He'd go around hitting people with them.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:11 No.18248456
    [x]knead your dough
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:11 No.18248458
    [x]i want to knead your dough
    I THINK this is the option to get the ingredients for French bread, and some tips on making some.

    I really, REALLY don't want to hit on her right now. We've got enough complexity right now, and we STILL need to do some more nice things for Nanoha, and Ursula.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)00:11 No.18248460
    a specific outfit could trigger it.
    I have a pool of about 50 ptsd triggers.
    And it keep expanding
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:12 No.18248474
    No, the whole crossdressing thing is the one thing we can't have PTSD about
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:13 No.18248479
    [x] I want to stick it in your oven
    >it keeps popping up all the time
    >I want to see what it does
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)00:13 No.18248481
    Stick it in her oven
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:13 No.18248487
    Knead your dough and then stick it in your oven
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:15 No.18248498
    I want to knead your dough, and stick it in your oven. We can bring some fresh bread home and our first time making bread ought to be under the oversight of a professional so we can do it properly at home.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:15 No.18248503
    Either she is gonna jump us one day when we walk in here or never be ours
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:18 No.18248542
    Knead the dough
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:18 No.18248547
    [x] knead your dough

    Breadmaking kit please. Gonna try our own hand at this.

    We'd better ask Kraus if he can do an oven. We've still got that hardware leftover that we never really used. Should probably get to reinforcing that door. Find somebody around who can give us pointers. Every man should know the basics of construction.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)00:19 No.18248558
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    "I want to kneed your dough." you tell her simply.
    She raises an eyebrow while Hina stares daggers at you.
    "It seems you're having difficulty working that on your own, you tell her as you point to a wad of dough you can see on a table through the door to the kitchen.

    "Oh! That's what you meant!" she exclaims as she sticks her tongue out quickly in your direction. "Yeah, the guys all diisseapeared chasing after a peacock and I still have to make some last minute sweet-buns."
    "I'd welcome any help you can give." she lets you and Hina in to the kitchen.

    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:20 No.18248569
    rolled 89 = 89


    here we go.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:20 No.18248570
    rolled 23 = 23

    Let's knead that dough!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:20 No.18248573
    rolled 89 = 89

    Rolling to knead her breasts, I meant buns, I mean dough.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:20 No.18248574
    rolled 85 = 85

    failure is imminent
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:20 No.18248577
    Nice. We knead the shit out of that dough.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:20 No.18248578
    rolled 25 = 25

    Good thing we didn't go with the sticking in the oven then.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:21 No.18248585
    Well done lads.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:21 No.18248586
    DOUBLES. It turns out we are natural bakers.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:21 No.18248598
    rolled 81 = 81

    We are skirting so close to death here but it is too fun.
    And we want her buns
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:23 No.18248613

    it seems the dice gods accepted my sacrifice.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:23 No.18248615
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)00:24 No.18248631
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    You roll up your sleeves and wordlessly get working on the dough.
    It feels soft and pleasant in your hands.
    "Wow, your hands move so well..." she compliments you
    "Do you bake yourself?"
    "I did, a long time ago..." you tell her.
    "That explains it, but still, you really do have such strong hands, yet your fingers look so delicate and nimble..."
    "Thank you. Some people have even gone as far as saying my hands were magic." you tell her.

    Hina watches this scene with a frown on her face, she's not quite sure why.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:26 No.18248651
    This is worrisome
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:27 No.18248664
    Quick! where's the advicehayate guy with a dough kneading one?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:27 No.18248665
    So, how about I stick it in your oven. After a second of confusion point at the oven and ask how long they should take to bake.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:28 No.18248675
    We really should have put that jockstrap on
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:28 No.18248681
    We just can't stop our Swag, can we?

    "If you wouldn't mind, shall I stick it in your oven now?"
    After another moment of misunderstanding, point towards the oven.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:28 No.18248685
    We did.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:28 No.18248688
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    Yeah, we need to break this off quickly, before we are served our own testicles on a plate.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:29 No.18248690
    We did, dude.
    >[after you did a quick time stop and slipped on the jock, for reasons unknown to you]
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:30 No.18248696

    I actually can't think of a clever joke here.

    Give me a minute.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:31 No.18248703
    "I want to put a bun in your oven."

    Point to the actual oven.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:31 No.18248709
    maybe just go with
    "Want me to knead your dough? Cream your puffs?
    Or Stick it in your oven?"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)00:31 No.18248711
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    After the dough is sufficiently kneaded you put it aside to allow it to rise.

    "I'm sure you didn't just come in here to work for free." the baker girl tells you "what can I get you?"

    [ ]other
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:33 No.18248725
    [x] Other

    Some flour or bread dough for us to bake for Souske later
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:33 No.18248726
    [x]GET SOME OF THIS dough. get some of this dough, and show me how to make bread.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:33 No.18248727
    While pointing to the baking ingredients and loaf tins
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:34 No.18248735
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    You know? Didn't have to come up with anything special.

    That face makes the line work.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:35 No.18248741
    Get some of this, while looking at the ingredients and baking supplies.

    I'm getting back into baking, partially because a friend did me a big favor and I owe him bread, I figured the least I could do was make it fresh.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:35 No.18248742
    That face makes any line work.

    Once things settle down a bt we should really go for her though
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:35 No.18248745
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    You know, that face makes a lot of quasi sleaze work great.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:36 No.18248747
    [x] Ingredients for French bread, and tips on how to make it good.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:37 No.18248764
    >once things settle down a bit
    Our swag has reached the point of generating new bitches without us even trying. The only way things will settle down at this point is if we fake our own death.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:40 No.18248792
    And the only way we'll get any rest AFTER that, is if we somehow fake the cause of death as sexual exhaustion.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:40 No.18248793
    Have you by chance done one of "I Will serve you my tea. And pour you some of my milk." yet?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:40 No.18248796
    Well I meant once we have our girls stabilized and ok with the fact our swag cannot be turned off and just see it as adding more pillows and maybe a bigger bed
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:42 No.18248817

    No. Primarily because that's Kraus' line.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:42 No.18248821
    Actually, we should have one with a silver German teaset with those lines.

    Kraus already has Shinku and Frau. Think he'll angle for Saber?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:44 No.18248835
    Nope, Saber is ours.
    He can have sloppy seconds on her if he wants
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:45 No.18248839
    Kraus getting Excalibur/Saber likely means we would need to spend more time with Shirou.

    What about getting Raising Heart into Kraus's harem?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)00:45 No.18248841
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    "I wanted to get some of these." you say as you point to a box that says EZ-BAKING KIT [with inflatable-oven]
    "Oh, you're getting back into baking?" she asks
    "Yeah, i'm doing it for a friend that did me a favor. He likes bread, and i wanted to bake him some fresh loaves."
    "Oh, how nice. I wish you'd bake me some, I'd just love to taste your bread."

    She rings up your purchase, and an additional 3 baguettes to go.
    Hina gets some cookies and shortbread.
    As the two of you head out, the baker calls out to you
    "Bye!! Come back anytime! I'll let you taste my pie then!"

    Back on the sidewalk, Hina gives you a quick elbow to the ribs but says nothing.

    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:46 No.18248847
    Is Raising Heart gendered male or female?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:46 No.18248850

    Or we could troll via time traveling hat.

    Have lunch with Erica and warn her away from something (like have her stop us from performing a certain experiment that night before we burn down the dorms) then talk about how life was pretty good down the line.

    Mention off-hand that for our birthday we got the bakery girl wearing only ribbons.

    Then mention how she surprised the hell out of there.

    Then say that we need to go before PARADOX and use the watch, after explaining that we eventually fixed it.

    While really we just time stop.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:46 No.18248851
    Look shocked and aghast at her striking us.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:46 No.18248853
    Make some extra bread to give her, then go taste her pie
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:47 No.18248860
    RTB, see what the rest of the girls have been up to.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:47 No.18248861
    Now, I believe we have our purchases done for the day.
    Let's go back to the dorms; we have dinner to serve to our ladies.
    Erica, Ursula, and Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:48 No.18248867

    Say ow and ask her why.

    When she explains, blank look then startled realization.

    "Wait, did she think I was flirting with her?"
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:48 No.18248872
    Home, James!

    Need to make our girls delicious dinners.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:49 No.18248886
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    >love to taste your bread
    >let you taste my pie
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:49 No.18248888
    Johnny, does Ryu bartend here during his spare time? I'm just curious, drop in, say hi and get a drink for ourselves and see what he decides to give Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:49 No.18248889

    That's evil and brilliant.

    I like your style sir.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:50 No.18248899


    Then we go home.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:53 No.18248925
    Female voice actor, and the Nanoha wiki uses female pronouns, for what it matters.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)00:54 No.18248933
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    "Ow. What was that for?"
    "Nothing." and she turns away.
    Wanting to placate her, you once again offer her your arm.
    She accepts this time.
    Your eyes fall on the bar named Johnny, you have a hunch and wish to confirm it.
    You head to it and walk inside.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:57 No.18248952
    We are going to so make up to Nanoha for this. I vote tomorrow night we spend with Nanoha, to make sure that she feels appreciated.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)00:58 No.18248964
    Sounds like a good idea
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:00 No.18248984
    This can only go well.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:01 No.18248988
    and do the girls still not know where we are?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:01 No.18248989
    Well we haven't had a date with her since that first one, so she is due for some solo time with us. I was thinking that last night as well.

    We need to get Jacob a damn tablet PC so he can be our personal assistant. Someone's gotta keep a schedule so we cover all this to-do shit, and we're not doing a great job on our own.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:01 No.18248990
    Seconded, make sure she keeps he education in mind too.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)01:02 No.18248998
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    "Wait! We can't go in here!" Hina objects as you walk in.
    "Don't worry about it, if my hunch is correct, it'll be fine."

    Inside, you find Ryuu behind his bar as usual, several patrons sit at tables or at the bar.
    He sees you.
    "Hayate! Welcome! Oh and this lovely lady must be that new transferee into the basics class."
    You introduce them as you seat yourselves at the bar, "Ryuu, this is Katsura Hinagiku, my classmate and another one of Mike's wards. Hina, this is Ryuu, my alchemy teacher."
    "It's a pleasure to meet you Hina, I'm glad the two of you decided to drop by on your date."
    "D-date?! T-this isnt a date! We're just shopping together."
    "I see... Anyway, what can I get you two?"
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:02 No.18249000
    Wasn't that only, like, two or three evenings ago, in-game?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:03 No.18249010
    Basically yeah.

    A nice refreshing drink and maybe something to think about alchemy wise
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)01:03 No.18249015
    Three evening ago. Yes.
    The night of the Tourney
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:03 No.18249017
    "Gin and Tonic for me."
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:04 No.18249019
    "Virgin cocktail." not sure how Hina will react to the word virgin. I hope she doesn't take it personally. Nope I don't want that at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:04 No.18249020
    White wine. Something classy, but not too romantic. Just a half-glass.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:04 No.18249021
    So does this door lead to the bureau or does the bureau door lead to here?

    Find out just what he is using
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:06 No.18249038
    I'd guess that his lab in the bureau is just Johnny's projection, and that this is the actual bar Johnny's
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:06 No.18249043
    >We need to get Jacob a damn tablet PC so he can be our personal assistant.
    >we're not doing a great job on our own.
    See, as a butler and valet, this is simply unacceptable from us. Our attire may be that of a 19th Century German butler, but we should aspire to be a more modern one, someone who can handle any task asked of them by their mistress.
    We should be able to balance accounts, set up computer networks, cook, clean, be a mechanic, be a carpenter, manage entire households.

    What kind of example would we be setting for Jakob, our loyal footman, if we couldn't rise to any challenge?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:07 No.18249050
    First I'd like to thank you for the Molotov you taught me, I have already thought of a number of inventive uses. I'll have a Mojito and I'm interested in seeing what you suggest for Hina.
    >> Taffer 03/08/12(Thu)01:09 No.18249060
    Red red wine
    goes to my head
    Makes me forget that
    I still need her so

    Red, red wine
    It's up to you
    All I can do, I've done
    Memories won't go
    Memories won't go
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:18 No.18249140
    Drinks and alchemy wisdom then home?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)01:18 No.18249145
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    "Well have some wine, thanks" you tell Ryuu
    'What! you know we can't drink.' Hina tells you mentally.
    'Just a glass each, it should be fine.' you tell her
    'Oh, also, you're getting better at this.'

    As Ryuu sets the glasses of white wine in front of you, you ask him.
    "So, does this door lead to the Bureau or does the door in the Bureau lead here?"
    "No. It's nothing like that. This is a separate building. Johnny and I open it from time to time to unwind from days of making potions." he answers.
    "Nothing helps me relax more than pouring some drinks and talking to regular folk."

    The conversation goes on, with Hina joining in eventually.
    After you finish your glasses you make your goodbyes.
    "I'll see you back at the Bureau, Ryuu."
    "You two enjoy your evening together."
    he tells you as you step back outside.

    [time is around oh idk 8-ish]
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:20 No.18249164
    Back, home, time for dinner, I think. It's getting late, and Erica's probably tearing up the place looking for potatoes.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:20 No.18249169
    Back to base time. Check in with the resta the ladies
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:21 No.18249172
    Dinner time, take her back, invite her to dinner. Make small talk all that. After dinner tell our ladies about the therapy thing promise Nanoha some time alone with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:21 No.18249173
    Home and dinner with the twins.
    Then set up our bread dough to be made / rise properly and make sure we have extra for twins and Tsukino
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:21 No.18249175
    return to bureau, see if nanoha wants to spend some time with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:21 No.18249178
    rolled 19 = 19

    Time to head home. We don't want to neglect our ladies, and it's dinner time. We should mentally ask them if they've eaten yet, or if we shall make dinner.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:23 No.18249189
    Soon we will need time travel just to get everyone to classes / work in the morning and arrive on time
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:23 No.18249192

    Back home. Make dinner.

    Ask if the girls mind having a guest over before hand.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:24 No.18249213
    It might be surprising but Nanoha might not mind having other girls sharing us if we she thinks on how bad she felt when she thought we didn't like her.

    It's not very likely but it could happen
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:25 No.18249220

    Eh,. let's not invite in Hina this time. We've been cockblocking the girls for a while between her and sakura; let's just spend a nice dinner with our *actual* girlfriends this time.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:27 No.18249231
    It has been all of two nights this week, many threads =\= much time
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:27 No.18249234
    Hell, that kind of understanding is one of the main points of her character.

    Good point here. I'm voting for official girlfriend only dinner.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:29 No.18249246
    That was sort of my point given her character.

    Hina for dinner may be good or bad depending on how we handle it.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:29 No.18249250
    I agree. Perhaps some other time we can invite Hina to dinner, when she's more comfortable with the idea.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)01:30 No.18249259
    Leave it up to them. Make sure they know of Hina's interest in joining the group, and ask if they feel like having her join for a late dinner.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:31 No.18249262
    Yes, but in terms of what - Our girls go to the trouble of buying us a new, big bed as a surprise for us, and we spoil that by calling out of nowhere "hay guys i'm going to spend the night with some other chick lol", and then bring said chick over for a sleepover.

    Then today, Erica wants to have fun with us, but we're all like "lolno", and end up spending the day with Hina, while all Erica got was a quickie in the lift and a fine.

    We compound it by inviting over another girl for dinner, she's probably going to be a bit irked with us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)01:32 No.18249267
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    The two of you decide it's best to head home.
    She again takes your arm and you walk towards the end of the row of shops.
    The moon is now out, and it bathes everything in soft light, a soft breeze blows in from across the park, and the road home awaits.

    Keeping in mind to swing wide of the Crossdresser's Castle, you and Hina cross the street.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:32 No.18249272
    Incoming ballkicks
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:32 No.18249274
    We walk with Hina back, then we go to our room for some R&R with the twins.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:33 No.18249287

    Yeah, changing my vote to official only.

    Then let them know that Hina might want in, if she ever manages to actually spit it out. And that we're going to leave those decisions to them, since we're not the ones having to share their significant other with the ever growing horde of attractive women.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:35 No.18249295

    Terrible things are about to happen to our testicles.

    And then we need to break the tension in the most awkward way possible.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:36 No.18249306
    We can just schedule a day of the week for each girl. If we acquire more than seven, then I dunno what we'll do.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:36 No.18249307
    "Man is sure is Ridiculously Convenient that I was wearing this titanium jockstrap today"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)01:36 No.18249309
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    Just at that moment IT spots you.
    "Ohohohoho... If it isnt my favorite blue haired boy. What brings you here hmnnnnnn? Oh, and you brought a date, how charming."
    It throws you a wicked smile, It's tongue flicking over Its lips
    "Why don't you be a nice lad and help Nurse Frank pick a brand new outfit from the Castle."


    >strange fightit
    No captcha, it'd be stranger NOT to fight it.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:36 No.18249314
    We can't be totally sure IC that she is interested yet. She's been asking questions constantly since she arrived, so all that stuff earlier may have been more curiosity. It's pretty much a 50/50 guess on if she wants us or is just looking for a reason to call us a leech and club us.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:36 No.18249316
    Nah man, too regimented. We gotta read it as it goes and give attention as necessary.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:37 No.18249328
    rolled 13 = 13

    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:37 No.18249332

    Good idea, mention Hina blurting that out tell them it's entirely up to them
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:37 No.18249335
    rolled 4 = 4



    If anybody can appreciate using the Time Warp to escape an awkward situation, it's Frank.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:37 No.18249336
    rolled 82 = 82

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)01:38 No.18249337
    rolled 70 = 70

    Oh fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:38 No.18249338
    This does make me feel bad. We should spend EXTRA ATTENTION and make sure they know we appreciate the trouble they went through for that bed.

    Do our damnedest to break it in. And I want to use those bear-gummies!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:38 No.18249339
    rolled 84 = 84

    oh god why now
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:38 No.18249340
    rolled 14 = 14

    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:38 No.18249341
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:38 No.18249346
    rolled 3 = 3


    and a step to the right.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:38 No.18249347
    rolled 65 = 65

    GAAAAAAAAH, Badger fuck dick cunts, we are running, if need be burn time stop, throw our current supply of Molotov, dear god if we need more speed bunny mode is authorized. JUST GET AWAY FROM HIM.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:38 No.18249353
    rolled 78 = 78

    Scoop Hina into our arms and run like fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:39 No.18249356
    rolled 55 = 55


    >Because it's not a REAL gaming session until someone quotes Monty Python.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:39 No.18249357
    rolled 12 = 12

    This is why we need sidious as out therapist. Fucking TG dice won't kill us if we have lightning powers.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:39 No.18249359
    rolled 35 = 35

    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:39 No.18249366
    rolled 95 = 95


    Also we need to get that book from >>18248108 for Shirou, if possible it should be a kids book with majaikal pop out weapons
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:40 No.18249368
    rolled 37 = 37


    Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
    When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:40 No.18249369
    I agree totally. Our girls have been trying to get some quality time with us, trying to make this whole arrangement work, and then we spring a surprise dinner guest at the last minute? That's the kind of behavior I'd expect from Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:41 No.18249386
    Note to self: The dice gods don't like the time warp.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:41 No.18249390
    Except she outright asked us if there was a spot for her.
    We may be dense but that is Shirou level dense not to get that flag
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:41 No.18249391
    rolled 8 = 8

    Aw what the hell. He's really a nice guy at heart. Let's help him pick out something nice.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:41 No.18249396
    Agreed. Let's just fuck them until they can't talk anymore tonight. I think that's what they really want. To use up some of that 40 lbs of condoms.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:42 No.18249397
    rolled 12 = 12

    I think they're just as afraid of Frank as we are, is all.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:42 No.18249405
    NO HE ISN'T. Did you never see the Rocky Horror Picture Show? He's a sociopath!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:43 No.18249407
    Maybe some other time when the twins are with us.
    As much as they like dressing us up they are fiercely protective of us
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:43 No.18249408
    rolled 1 = 1

    Let's just go with him.

    What's the worst that could happen?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:43 No.18249414
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:43 No.18249415
    Nice d00.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:44 No.18249418
    rolled 51 = 51


    see what you did there.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:44 No.18249419

    Har har.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:44 No.18249421

    >What's the worst that could happen?
    >Nat 1

    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:44 No.18249422
    rolled 23 = 23


    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:44 No.18249425
    I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:44 No.18249431
    rolled 96 = 96

    A sexy one
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:45 No.18249434
    Why do we still have people rolling when >>18249366 got a 95 anyway?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:45 No.18249435
    >roll a 1
    >What's the worst that could happen?
    Oh you motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:45 No.18249437

    The best part is knowing all of you, for a brief moment of absolute horror, went to check.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:45 No.18249440
    He rolled a d00, not a d100. He's trolling.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:45 No.18249441
    Because I got a 96 homie
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:46 No.18249445
    got me there
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:46 No.18249447
    It wasn't really necessary but yeah nice roll
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:46 No.18249449
    Not just Shirou, but most of his tourney team was like that. Let's not suddenly become qualified to join.

    She also used a lot of "hypothetically" and such. We'd be Shirou-dense if we didn't acknowledge the possibility, but we'd also be arrogant to automatically assume she wants our french loaf. It's not really hard to plan for either possibility.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:49 No.18249468
    For "HUEHUEHUE [X] Reload"
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:49 No.18249478
    Starting post
    >The look on her face showing that she is thinking something over
    >After a few minutes she finally asks
    >T-then... Could I be a part of it?

    Pretty clear that she wasn't thinking hypothetically there
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)01:50 No.18249484
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    Pulling Hina close, you jump to the left
    "FOOOOOOOOOOO!" The leatherman is there.
    You take a step to the right.
    You see gleaming oiled muscles blocking you for you, It's Billy.
    Frank puts its hands on its hips, and brings its knees in tight.
    All three of them surround you while doing insane pelvic thrusts.

    You reach for your watch to do a time stop.
    But it means nothing. It never would again.

    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:51 No.18249490
    Absolutely worth it.

    You write the best bad ends.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:51 No.18249492

    Yeah, the hypotheticals were 99% backpedalling on her part.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:52 No.18249495
    Fukken timewarp
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:52 No.18249500
    Now that's a fate worse than death

    >winneedo thicker
    ... Did captcha just say it needed it thicker?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:52 No.18249502

    OH GOD.

    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:53 No.18249514
    > triple-deck meatwich.jpg
    Dat fucking filename.
    Scared my dog with my laughing.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:55 No.18249525
    Of course, but we still have to at least consider taking her words at face value. If we treated her like she was already an applicant, we'd get a "BAAAAAAAKA!" and a sword to the face. It's better for our health if we act like nothing's gonna happen, while quietly acquiring another pillow for the bed.
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    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)01:58 No.18249551
    We still need the edited version with Keima outside the window
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:00 No.18249556
    We have one with Hayte shooped in already. I'm sure it'll get upgraded soon.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)02:00 No.18249557
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    You grab Hina's hand tightly and run.

    You run down the middle of the street, the titanium jock filling you with power and determination
    The leatherman appears off to your right, "FOOOOOO!"
    You jump to the left and avoid him.
    BIlly walks out of an alley on your left, his oiled muscles and white briefs shining in the moonlight.
    You take a step to the right, and swerve just out of his reach.

    You run fast. Faster than you've ever run before.
    Warp fast.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:01 No.18249561
    Throw the body paint to distract them.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:01 No.18249564
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:02 No.18249575
    Did we get the Shirou book in our bags for such an awesome roll as well?

    And Kraus really is rubbing off on us now it seems
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:03 No.18249599
    Nah this is anime rules.
    She is flapping in the wind like a scarf
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:06 No.18249618
    Why is billy here and oiled in briefs always?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)02:10 No.18249640
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    As a last ditch effort you throw body glitter behind you.
    The sparkling particles acting like a fabulous chaff, buying you enough time.

    You find yourselves in front of the dorm.
    You are lightly panting, and Hina is clearly out of breath.

    "Are you alright Hina?" you ask her.
    "I see now what you man by 'IT'." she answers. "Y-you can let go of my hand now." She tells you with a blush.
    "ah. right." you say as you finally release her hand.

    "Thank you for accompanying me this evening." she suddenly says in an oddly formal tone.
    "I will excuse myself now."
    And she walks into the dorms up into her room.

    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:11 No.18249646
    To the twins!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:11 No.18249649

    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:11 No.18249651
    Girls for dinner if they haven't had it yet.
    Mention what Hina asked tell them it is their decision
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:12 No.18249653
    Dinner, for us and our girlfriends.

    It's been a busy day, so some nice relaxing meal is in order.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:12 No.18249654
    Mentilate to the Twins and Nanoha, find out what we've missed.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:12 No.18249659
    Dinner with our Ladies. Bring them some bread, tell them that you wouldn't be surprised if Hina expressed interest in joining them. Tell them about how we're going to start seeing a psychiatrist for obvious reasons.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)02:14 No.18249673
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    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:14 No.18249679

    Bread delivery and then some dinner with the girlfriends.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)02:14 No.18249680
    Billy is always oiled and briefy.
    Do you your really want to know why?

    goddammit that's not Hina
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:16 No.18249693
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:20 No.18249735
    Dinner with our ladies. Hina conversation can wait till tomorrow, it would just marr dinner and introduce stress when we're trying to let the ladies relax.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:21 No.18249740
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)02:21 No.18249742
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    You check in quick with your girls.
    'Hi, where are you all at?'
    'We're in your room with Jakob and Ted' the twins reply.
    'I'm with Madoka and Sakura, were eating some of the cake we got.' Nanoha answers.

    'You girls have dinner already?'
    'Yep.' they answer

    You proceed into the dorms.
    [ ]twins
    [ ]nanoha
    [ ]other

    Ill have to recolor the girls into the twins, nanoha, perrine and ????
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:21 No.18249752
    You know, we taught Hina how to mentillate. She might be asking them RIGHT NOW.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:22 No.18249756
    [x] Twins
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:23 No.18249763
    Twins. I'm guessing after her cake Nanoha will be over so we can do the informing them all about therapy and so on then.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:23 No.18249764
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    Adjusted for Correct Harem,
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:24 No.18249772
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)02:24 No.18249777
    Recolor one into Director Yuki, of course.

    Regardless, [x]Twins
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:25 No.18249780
    [x] Nanoha

    Delicious consenting twelve year old.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:25 No.18249781
    We'll go there with the excuse of asking Sakura if she'd like that picnic we promised her this weekend, while spending time with Nanoha. The twins will be getting us later tonight. So I think it's only fair.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)02:26 No.18249786
    why is perrine there, but not Ursula?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:26 No.18249789


    When we get there we tell them about Hina, and that we decided to see a psychiatrist.

    Not because we think we're crazy, but because we don't want our issues to burden them or any of our other friends.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:26 No.18249793
    Twins. We'll be too tired to manage NanoSakura and the Twins in one night, after today.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:28 No.18249804
    It's suppsoed to be Ursula. She wears glasses an all that. Presume she's grumpy and on the rag for purposes of the image.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:28 No.18249806

    >Not because we think we're crazy, but because we don't want our issues to burden them or any of our other friends.

    You sir, are a credit to team.

    They be all 'get the help you need to feel better' and then we're all 'I really only want to be better for you'.

    And then we get the good shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:30 No.18249818

    >Not because we think we're crazy, but because we don't want our issues to burden them or any of our other friends.

    Well done sir.

    This will get us more ass than public transport.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:32 No.18249834
    Actually I want to know what billy is from let alone why he is always oiled and briefly

    Nanoha, we need to spend some time with her for today
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)02:32 No.18249836
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    You decide to pay a quick visit to Nanoha's, just to see her smile again today.
    You reach her room, and inside you hear the melodic giggling of Sakura's.
    You knock and Nanoha opens the door for you.

    "HI there." you tell her.
    "Hayate!" she exclaims in glee as she gives you a quick hug.
    "Why're you here?"
    "Nothing, I just wanted to see you real quick."
    "Awww... You're sweet."
    "So, you girls having fun?"
    "Yes! We got so many cakes at Pantasia earlier. I think Sakura is about ready to run through the wall."
    "Heh. That would be a sight."
    "Want to come in?"
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:34 No.18249846
    Dude. What the fuck.

    Five votes for Twins, Two for Nanoha. And you do Nanoha.

    What the flying fuck.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)02:34 No.18249847
    He's an american in japan.
    He's a pornstar.
    A gay pornstar.
    And somewhat of a 2ch meme.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:35 No.18249855
    It's espresso time! Let's see if she can break the speed of light.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)02:35 No.18249857
    you can make it quick.
    You're still in her doorway
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:36 No.18249870
    rolled 92 = 92

    "No, I wouldn't want to disturb you girls. Go and have fun. I'll see you later."
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:36 No.18249871


    "Sorry, only a quick stop. Maybe this weekend we can get around to that picnic I promised you girls though."

    Then to the twins.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:37 No.18249872
    "Sure, I would love to."

    Well get that free aging. I swear it.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:37 No.18249875

    "No, sorry. I'm a bit tired after today, so i'm heading up to my room."
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:37 No.18249876
    Eh, it works out.
    "Sure, but only for a moment. I need to go whip myself up some dinner."
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:37 No.18249877
    Let's go in, we spent earlier on with the twins and we can spend the night with them yet

    Also Espresso time for Sakura!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:37 No.18249880
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:38 No.18249883
    Not it we vote against it
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:38 No.18249885
    Give her a big hug and tell her that I just haven't seen you all day and I wanted to. I probably should get to the twins though, you know how testy they get if I keep them waiting and I've worn enough women's clothing this week already. Give her a small kiss and tell her to have fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:38 No.18249886

    >you can make it quick

    That is not an excuse.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:38 No.18249887
    This one
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:38 No.18249892

    Nah we're just stopping by to say hey. ONWARD TO THE TWINS!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:38 No.18249893
    We cant miss an opportunity to send her away for a week, and suddenly our age. Even if not the event we cant miss the chance.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:38 No.18249894
    rolled 3 = 3

    Not really Railroading.
    Earlier people discussed spending more time with her.
    LG, gave her a few minutes with her at most. Or we could extend it if we want to.

    >Voting for making it quick.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:39 No.18249898
    rolled 32 = 32

    Ask if they'd like that picnic tomorrow
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:39 No.18249899

    I know I'm going to regret this, but Jenson-face?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:39 No.18249901
    Stay with Nanoha
    The twins are big girls and have had us for more time, Nanoha hasn't and Sakura would be amusing like this
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:39 No.18249905

    Coat Sakura in rebounder, watch her bounce off the walls like a pinball.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:40 No.18249912
    That's your opinion.

    Stay with her have fun and then go back to our room and maybe the twins for the night
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:40 No.18249914

    Because we didn't ask for this.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:40 No.18249918
    "Sorry, but I have to get this oven set up since I owe Sagara Some bread tomorrow.
    "Oh, and could you ask Sakura if this weekend is okay for the picnic I promised her?
    "and would you like to have dinner with me tomorrow night?"
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:40 No.18249920
    THIS + espresso

    It will be glorious
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:40 No.18249921
    rolled 29 = 29

    Why the mad?
    The post adds depth to the story.
    We have 3 girlfriends, of course we would want to make time for all of them.
    Even if it's just a few minutes a day.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:41 No.18249929

    We are spending time with her, we don't want her getting sad and boom happy on us again
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:41 No.18249931

    Then we are making it quick.

    "Just wanted to see if you and Sakura wanted to do that picnic I promised this weekend."
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:42 No.18249940
    You are the only person suggesting that.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:43 No.18249947
    Spend time with Nanoha
    We see Erica all day
    Spent the afternoon with her and Ursula in R&D
    Spend some time with our other girlfriend instead of neglecting her
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:43 No.18249949

    It's not the fact that spending time with Nanoha would be bad, it's the fact that he asked us to make a decision and then immediately went in the opposite direction we chose.

    I would be fine with Nanoha, I originally voted Nanoha.

    But the consensus went the other fucking way.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:44 No.18249958
    Actually I'm not I only made
    Posts, like it or not other people want to spend time with girls other than the twins
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:44 No.18249960

    I have never before managed to both laugh my ass of and face-palm before.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)02:45 No.18249963
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    "No, I wouldn't want to disturb you girls." you tell her with a quick kiss after making sure the other two couldn't see it. "Go and have fun. I'll see you later."
    "Okay." she answers with a smile.
    "Hey, wan't to go out with me tomorrow evening?"
    "I'd love to!" she answers with a final hug before heading back inside.

    You make your way down to your room.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)02:45 No.18249973
    [x]just a quick visit
    "I'd like to, but Ursula and Erica are waiting for me, and I think they've been waiting a while, soo…"
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:46 No.18249981

    We also have something important to talk about. And since Nanoha is busy with friends, we shouldn't try and ruin her evening by telling her we're going to get therapy.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)02:46 No.18249984
    Aaand I didnt refresh again. yay!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:46 No.18249987
    Fair enough
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:46 No.18249990
    Consensus was still not for sticking around.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:46 No.18249991
    Mistakes happen, and it's not a big deal this time. There is a WAY higher amount of mad than need be for this. Everyone needs to chill out.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:47 No.18249994
    We don't have to tell her tonight.
    Hell we don't need to tell anyone tonight have a nice evening with our girlfriends then tell them in the morning
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:47 No.18249996

    You still went in the direction we voted for this time.

    More or less.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:48 No.18250003
    Says you
    It was about 50/50
    With samefagging on both sides
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:48 No.18250011
    Ok, time to break in the new bed!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:49 No.18250014

    I think now would be a good time to let the twins know at least.

    Since now we actually have a chance to talk about it. Telling them in the morning would lead to us rushing off to work/class and all day awkward.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)02:50 No.18250024
    Butthurt happens man, you should know this by now. Don't let it bother you too much.
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    You put the word "in" when you were typing. I do believe that was a mistake.
    >Ok, time to break the new bed!
    Much better.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:51 No.18250034


    There was much more same-fagging on the 'stay' side, and about half of them wanted to give Sakura coffee.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)02:51 No.18250036
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    You walk into your room.
    Inside you find Ursula cuddling Ted and Erica playing Old maid with Jakob.

    "Do you girls ever spend time in your room anymore?" you jokingly ask them.
    "Yes we do... When we get ready for class in the morning." Erica says as Ursula nods in agreement.
    "Fair enough." you tell them as you set your purchases aside and plop down into bed.

    "How did your evening go?" Ursula asks
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:52 No.18250040
    Let's chat with the twins, see what they've been up to.

    I think we should avoid expanding the harem too much. Balancing the girls will become a quest all by itself and we'll have no time for plot development.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:52 No.18250047
    I agree that we should probably go over it now. It'll allow us more time to talk it out with the girls, rather than fighting against the clock in the morning.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:53 No.18250060
    Well I was on the go side and I saw what looked to be as much samefagging

    I just get mad when asshoes try to swing things their way by spamming
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:53 No.18250061
    I agree. Hina is a sweet girl, but she's just being drawn in by our swag right now. We don't want to get her sucked in to a ridiculous and potentially unsatisfying relationship.

    She'll be a friend. For now at least.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:54 No.18250064

    "Cut a few deals, made a friend, almost got gang-raped by Frank and the Hardware store guys. Business as usual really."

    "But before we get on with whatever, I got something I anted to talk about..."

    Then tell them about us getting therapy.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:54 No.18250065
    "Well I got most of my white day shopping done, I have a few favors to repay, and I think I need therapy."

    Let's slip it in all causal.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:55 No.18250081
    Sounds good to me boss
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:55 No.18250083
    I think we should let the girls decide.
    It might be she is reaching out for something stable since her entire life got changed.
    It might be that she actually likes us and spent nearly 2 weeks obsessing over us from the train.

    We don't know and only thing to do it be up front about it
    >> Sidestory: Le chat du train Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)02:56 No.18250085
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    You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
    There's this weird guy in your class.
    And you just spent the afternoon with him.

    You jogged with him into town, He's surprisingly fit.
    As you sat on a bench you asked him that question.
    You're unsure why you did that.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:56 No.18250093

    I like how both of you guys did the bread, eggs, squick at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:56 No.18250096
    Pretty ok, except for Dr. Frank showing up far too often, he's rather scary. I learned to make explosives. Hina might be interested in the swag, I got bread and am going to take baking up again.

    Also I'm going to start getting therapy for reasons that are rather obvious. Figured you'd want to know. This is not to say that I undervalue your support and care but that professional help is called for if you look at my case objectively.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:57 No.18250108
    Little too formal, not a bad effort
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:57 No.18250113

    Have him scratch the back of his head and say:
    "So uhhh... it happened again."
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:58 No.18250129
    It hasn't yet though.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:58 No.18250130
    "Oh, it went well, except for a snag here and there.
    "I met Ms. Katsura and we ended up jogging over to town. I needed to pick up some things, and ran into Frank the Nurse. That was an unpleasant experience."

    And then mention that we'll be going to therapy sessions.
    >> Sidestory: Le chat du train Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)02:59 No.18250137
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    You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
    There's this weird guy in your class.
    And you just spent the afternoon with him.

    That girl in the bakery was openly flirting with him.
    He acted as if he didn't notice, but his replies were still loaded.
    You fail to see why you were so angry at that moment.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)02:59 No.18250142
    Thats just awesome timing. This, also lets not go blabbing about Hina just yet, we have something more important that needs to be addressed.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:00 No.18250145

    I feel like we should use this opportunity to troll them, like when we revealed the time-travel hat to the group.

    "So I think someone else wants in bed with us, and I need therapy. Different reasons. How was your day?"
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:01 No.18250152
    I'm going to say no, unless by 'someone' you mean Frank.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:01 No.18250156
    aw she jelly
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:02 No.18250163
    Where did the sudden desire to keep secrets pop up from?

    Before we got back here everyone was all for being open and telling them what happened
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:02 No.18250171
    I think we should let Hina bring it up with the girls herself, rather than us doing it. If she wants Hayate, then she has to ask for Hayate. We already said that we'd be fine with it as long as the other girls agreed.
    >> Sidestory: Le chat du train Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)03:03 No.18250172
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    You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
    There's this weird guy in your class.
    And you just spent the afternoon with him.

    You had fun with him, you couldn't deny that.
    Even as you ran away from the nurse, you were having fun.
    You remember his hand being very warm around yours.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:03 No.18250179

    We should actually go the other way: after all, we don't care about us as much as we care about them.

    "I went shopping and need therapy. But I wanted to talk to you about Hina..."

    We know both are important, we just think that Hina is the more pressing concern, since the twins might be uncomfortable.

    Dosen't even occur to us that they'd care more about our psychological issues.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:04 No.18250186
    I don't know, and I think they're pretty sure that she has fallen for the swag.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:04 No.18250192
    This, go for this
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:06 No.18250211

    I keep expecting these to go somewhere sad, like when Perrine apparently saw us having sex with the twins.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/08/12(Thu)03:07 No.18250224
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:07 No.18250225
    Oh. My. God...
    Theory time: Alright so that black hole that's sucking our magic, it's turning it into pure, condensed swag.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)03:07 No.18250229
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    "Well I learned a new potion, got some shopping done, I have a few favors to repay, I think I need therapy, saw Ryuu in town, and ran away from the nurse and the guys from the hardware." you tell them.
    "What about you two?"
    "What was that that came before seeing Ryuu in town?" Ursula asks.
    "Oh, I have to repay a favor Sousuke did for me."
    "Not that you wafflebrain! The one after that!" Erica tries to have you explain.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:08 No.18250233
    Alright, yeah, I see your point. That's probably better that way. We let them know that Hina might be interested (though Erica probably already knows) to give them advance warning.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:08 No.18250234
    That's a Hayate thing to do. I like it. Let's do that!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:08 No.18250239
    >Theory time: Alright so that black hole that's sucking our magic, it's turning it into pure, condensed swag.
    Kraus saw how fucked up our life was, and HE is draining our majaik and turning it into pure, condensed swag.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:08 No.18250241
    What therapy? Nothing too big but I figured I should get some professional help to sort what is in my head out
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:10 No.18250255
    Nothing important, we can talk about that later but Hina asked me about you guys earlier on and basically said she wanted to join, but I told her that it was up to you and Nanoha
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:10 No.18250258
    Hina's already talked to Erica. I'm pretty sure the twins already know what's working on happening. They're not dumb, and they've been in that spot. They just haven't had the formal application talk yet. If we leave it alone, they'll sort it out themselves. It's better if we take as much of a hands off approach as possible to this. Women coming to apply on their own is a lot different than us seeming to be seeking them out.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:11 No.18250264

    "Oh. That. Well I had a close call with a crash about as bad as that one time we went out together. So I talked to Mike about it and he said there was somebody I could talk to down in medical."

    When they ask why we glossed over it...

    "I didn't think it was that important, compared to how you two are doing."
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:11 No.18250265
    Yeah therapy, I occasionally have flashbacks to my old life, zone out, probably have emotional issues and was wondering if this all was a dream since it seemed impossible that something nice could happen to me without something worse happening.

    Not a big deal. Also the girl at the bakery makes amazing bread, you should try some.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:11 No.18250273
    Except if any of them mention to the girls they have already asked us and we didn't say anything in which case they might get to thinking we were just going to spring another girl on them or see them behind their backs
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:12 No.18250279
    "I think I need therapy?"
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:13 No.18250287
    "oh yeah, I have these horrible PTSD episodes every so often. I just break down and lose it. By the way, I think the baker girl has the hots for me,"

    Drop a bomb and play it off as nothing.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:14 No.18250296

    THIS. We need honesty and openness here.

    Plus, them freaking out about us needing therapy will distract them from the incoming bitches.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:16 No.18250321
    Suppirting this, and I'd like to in include "Oh, Erica probably already guessed it, but Hinagiku was asking about joining our arrangement, and I told her it was up to you two and Nanoha."
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:17 No.18250328

    I like this.

    "I've been having issues lately. Had another near miss on a nervous breakdown over lunch. Talked to Mike about it. He hooked me up with an appointment with a therapist, and asked me to go make sure Hina was settling in alright."

    "Speaking of Hina, I think she has a crush on me or something, and looking back I think that girl in the bakery was hitting on me as well...."
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:17 No.18250332
    Skim over therapy and mention Hina asking about joining the relationship.
    Mention we want them and Nanoha to make the decision since it affects them the most.

    If they push about the therapy just say we realized that our past has been affecting us and we needed to sort it out
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:18 No.18250340

    Combine these.

    Maximum hilarity, hits all the important points.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:19 No.18250352
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    I'll second the motion.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:20 No.18250363
    Third that.
    Covers all the important bits and is honest with the twins about Hina
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:20 No.18250368
    >If they push about the therapy just say we realized that our past has been affecting us and we needed to sort it out
    Make mention that we wanted to make sure that our issues never make problems for them, for the people we care about.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:21 No.18250380

    Consensus Achieved?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:22 No.18250388
    +1 from me
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:22 No.18250396
    Looks that way
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:24 No.18250429
    It appears we're all agreed on the basic message of why we're getting therapy, that we want to make sure that the people we care about aren't troubled by our problems, and oh hey Hinagiku has a crush on us we think.

    It was just a matter of how to phrase it.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:26 No.18250443
    The original post that is supported had both telling the twins and how we would go about mentioning Hina
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:27 No.18250457

    Which we've decided to do in the most hilariously awkward self depreciating way possible.

    Like a boss.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)03:29 No.18250474
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    "Oh. That. Well I had a close call with a crash about as bad as that one time we went out together. And I got into thinking I didnt want that to happen so much it'll affect the people close to me." you give them a hug as you say this.
    "So I talked to Mike about it. He hooked me up with an appointment with a therapist, and asked me to go make sure Hina was settling in alright."
    "Well... That's good I guess, working with your issues and all..." Erica says
    "Agreed. You made a good decision with seeing a therapist." Ursula adds as she settles in in your arms
    "Oh. And speaking of Hina, I talked to her some more this afternoon."
    "About what?" they ask.
    "Well she was asking if, theoretically, she could be in our thing."
    "ACH! More trouble." Erica says exaggeratedly.
    "And what did you tell her?" Ursula prods on.
    "I told her she'd have to talk it over with you three first. And that all decisions would be yours." you answer her.

    >Actually i have no idea what's up with the whole therapy thing.
    >is it only an american/western thing?
    >like paying someone to listen to you talk... I could get that at a barber's
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:29 No.18250477

    >Wrote both posts linked.
    >Go get drink
    >/tg/ rallies behind them

    Man, I love it when /tg/ likes my stuff.

    Gives me the warm fuzzies.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:31 No.18250489
    It's paying through the nose to have someone to spill absolutely everything to who's qualified to try to make sense of your life and help you through it, so yes.

    It's not abnormal. I'm going to be seeing one in about two weeks.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:31 No.18250499
    Overpriced asshole who listens and tells you crap about why your issues aren't your fault.

    I had to see one for a while, biggest waste of money I have ever seen
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:31 No.18250500

    >Needs explination on therapy.
    >Actually have a psychology for a minor, and know two therapists.

    Want me to run you over the basics?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:33 No.18250515

    I'm not sure which is funnier, the fact that /tg/ got a psych hivemind, or that all of them are different.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)03:35 No.18250522
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    >lol post got cut
    "Good." Erica tells you "If she really wanted in, I would need to learn more about her first."
    "Agreed. Maybe we should talk to her more often." Ursula adds.

    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:35 No.18250525
    It is like a barber who is contractually obligated not to make fun of you or tell anyone else what you tell them. On the flip side, they suck hard at cutting hair.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:35 No.18250526

    I'm actually curious.

    Could you break down the process in layman's terms?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:36 No.18250533
    sexy time?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:37 No.18250541
    Some food then initiate sexy times. Or combine the two activities.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:37 No.18250542
    Opinions and experiences vary person to person
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:37 No.18250543

    Break in the new bed.

    Make them too tired to worry about us.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:38 No.18250554
    Sexy time. The bed needs its cherry broke, and we should get them done before Nanoha thinks to show up for bedtime.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:39 No.18250560
    I think the only two other outstanding items are telling the Twins that Nanoha gets Hayate tomorrow night, and that we're going to give Sakura the picnic we'd promised her this weekend so they know to schedule around it.
    The sleep, because we have an early morning baking bread.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:40 No.18250568
    Good idea but sexy time then sleep
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:41 No.18250580
    Alright, I suppose it can wait till morning.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:42 No.18250592
    No I meant your idea then sex then sleep
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)03:43 No.18250594
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    You realize you still hadn't had dinner yet.
    So you prep a quick bite to eat. Just some sandwiches and juice.
    Ursula joins you at the table, while Erica fiddles around with the Paintball guns at your desk.

    "So what exactly are you gonna do with these? Plan to get me back for earlier?" She asks you.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:45 No.18250611
    Yes, I do, but also they might serve as a good method of delivery for my potions.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:45 No.18250612

    It's pretty simple at it's core.

    It's mostly talking. Talking about the weather, talking about problems, about life. Like having a conversation with a friend.

    A friend who gives you a shoulder to cry on, and learns how your mind works so that they can guess how you feel and help you with your issues.

    Main difference is the degree of knowledge involved: You can talk to a bartender, and he'll give you some decent advice.

    The difference between a bartender and a Psychiatrist is like the difference between a mechanic at the local garage, and a NASA rocket scientist.

    You could say they both work on engines, and be correct. But one guy is quite a bit more specialized and intelligent than the other one.

    In theory anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:46 No.18250620
    I was just about to say almost exactly the same thing before my autoupdate kicked in.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:47 No.18250628
    Well, that too, also I was planning on using it as a delivery method for various potions I concoct. Imagine shooting fucking explosions from a paint ball gun.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:48 No.18250633
    Tell her our Molotov, bouncer etc ideas for them.

    Add that maybe if any of the girls have issues later on we can also use them to sort out disputes by bikini gunfights
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:48 No.18250640

    "Actually no. But thanks for reminding me."

    "I was going to use those for long-range potion delivery. Specifically the bouncer one, an exploding one Ryuu taught me, and or that makes the surface completely frictionless."

    "I already have some interesting ideas on how to use them, but I think that it would be best not to talk about it yet, so you get to have plausible deniability."
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:49 No.18250645
    "I had an idea on how to deliver some of my potions I want to try out. If it works, I think Sagara will be most pleased with it."
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:50 No.18250650
    >bikini gunfight
    >paintball guns
    Ow. That's a terrible idea, unless you like your girls covered in bruises. There's a reason paintball gear looks surprisingly like riot gear.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)03:51 No.18250660
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    "That. And I was planning on using them as a delivery system for my newest potion." you answer her. your attention still on the food before you.
    "Oh, fancy yourself as a gunslinger now huh? And what about that potion?" her questions come from behind you, still in the direction of your desk.
    "Well, it's an explosive potion. Imagine shooting a hundred tiny gre-"
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:53 No.18250665
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:53 No.18250666
    She found the bear bears.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:54 No.18250673
    We may as well enjoy the sex mauling that is approaching. Worst happens we stick her in a bouncy teacup.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:54 No.18250675
    Ursula found them
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:54 No.18250679

    "You didn't."

    Turn around.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:55 No.18250684
    Ursula isn't the one that'd gobble a fistful of candy on sight.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:56 No.18250690
    Good point.
    We really dropped the ball here. Those should of been hidden in our desk not the folio
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)03:58 No.18250705
    Not to mention Fudgeyate being in there and the two infinite candy works bags
    >> Taffer 03/08/12(Thu)03:58 No.18250706
    Eat a gummy bear.

    <In a David Attenborough voice>
    Ah, we're here in the the Canadian NorthWest and its grizzly bear mating season. Look we've found a Male bear and, look, there's another bear. It appears to be female. it seems like this bear already has a mate. And, this is a surprise another female bear. This male must be a strong bear to have attracted such beautiful females...
    <Documantary goes on>
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)03:59 No.18250708
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    'SHIT!' your mind warns you.
    You turn around to where Ursula is looking and there's Erica, standing on the chair, Roaring and acting much like a bear.
    Your folio is open, and on the desk is the tin of gummy bears

    "What happened to her?" Ursula asks you as her sister sniffs the air.
    "GummyBEARS. Long story. Max's stuff."
    "And is there a way to get her back to normal?"
    "We wait it out.... Or... Ah what the hell!"
    You jump towards the desk and duck under Erica's arm as she tries to paw you.
    You grab the tin and shake some out.
    You throw the tin towards Ursula.
    "Here! Eat some! It's the only way to survive this!"
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:00 No.18250713
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:01 No.18250717
    BE sure to put some condoms on in timestop before BEAR MATING SEASON!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:02 No.18250719
    I'm just hoping she didn't eat them ALL, or we're in deep shit.

    Shit. We're going to have to talk to the girls about boundaries now. No one digs in the folio from now on. We don't go digging through their shit, not even when we're in need of extra panties.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:02 No.18250723
    What condoms? BEARS use no condoms!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:03 No.18250732
    No we just need to make sure we keep things like that hidden better.

    Rummaging through men's stuff is something all women think they have the right to
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:04 No.18250737
    psychfag here.

    Therapy is a structured setting where someone trained in handling disorders helps you work through your problems. It can really be hit-or-miss on getting a good therapist. There's spotty regulation (the term psychotherapist is not licensed, so any asshole can call themselves that) so you need to be choosy.

    For dealing with PTSD, the general layout is making the person comfortable, and slowly bringing up the issue(s) and calming the person down when they start to panic. The goal is to disassociate the memory with panic. If they freak out each time they remember it, they can't deal with it.

    The reason you'd go to a therapist for this is that they're trained to handle freakouts, they know how PTSD forms and how to work people through it, and they're legally bound to not talk about it to all your friends.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:04 No.18250738

    Someone's getting a firm talking to about eating random shit in an alchemist's bag.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)04:05 No.18250742
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    Beside this wide flowing river,
    and the thick evergreen woods,
    you three will enact one of nature's most beautiful and powerful acts.

    The territory is yours.
    The salmon is yours.
    The bear-bitches are yours.

    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:06 No.18250751

    Some part of me want Kemia to walk in on this.

    For the obligatory Ron Burgundy fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:06 No.18250752
    I haven't read HLQ. Did Max ever use the stuff this is based on like this?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:07 No.18250756
    Except the things in our bag can be dangerous. Your point is valid, but this experience should teach them to stay out of the folio. We don't want one of our women to chug a bottle of explodey potion just because she's thirsty.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)04:08 No.18250760
    So true. So fucking true.
    I cant remember how many times having a conbon in my bag got me in trouble with my ex.

    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:09 No.18250762

    We use this as their reason not to... Although Erica will probably enjoy the gummy BEARS a bit too much and keep digging in there
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:09 No.18250763
    Nope this is uncharted territory.

    Hope Recette has some morning after pills at the PX.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:11 No.18250772
    We may have to go to the Doc to get them.
    >inb4 we have to deal with IT to get them
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:11 No.18250774
    The gummy BEARS are a weaker version of the bear leaves max ate

    I dare say either Recette or the ridiculously convenient store will stock them
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:13 No.18250784
    We should look at making or learning a contraceptive potion as well, could be useful
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:13 No.18250785
    I meant he never used them for sexy time.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:14 No.18250787
    Hindsight is 20/20 as always.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:14 No.18250792
    Oh no never sexy time with the bears.

    Lots of bear broing and wrecking bushes that look like Ron Burgundy though
    >> Sidestory: le cat de la guerre Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)04:15 No.18250793
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    You are Sagara Sousuke, a Mithril operative, and Bureau trainee.
    Your neighbor is at it again.

    These past few weeks you have observed him to be holding gladiatorial matches in his room.
    The sounds of grunting, screaming and flesh hitting flesh proving this beyond any doubt.
    Tonight you hear roars coming from the other side of the wall.
    You wonder if they have now moved onto bear-baiting.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:15 No.18250796
    If we get one of them pregnant, then eventually get our watch repaired, go back in time, and put a condom on ourselves, would that be abortion?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:15 No.18250798
    Well everyone wants exploding potions or bouncy potions no one thinks of the utility potions we could use to make shitloads of money from
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:16 No.18250800


    we need sound proofing it seems
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:16 No.18250802
    No, that would be PARADOX.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:17 No.18250805
    No it would be a deliberate paradox.

    We'd either be doomed to fail, split the timeline, or cause dire consequences, depending on the specific rules in play.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:17 No.18250808
    That's why we want our extra dimensional swag palace, built in soundproofing
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:17 No.18250811

    That is terrifyingly in-character for Sagara.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:18 No.18250815
    Unless we already have and to preserve the timeline we need to do it in the future without our knowledge
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:19 No.18250818
    Then they would never be pregnant.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:20 No.18250822
    Unless the condom breaks, thus preserving the original timeline, despite the attempted interference.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:22 No.18250829
    Alright gonna cut this off here.

    We will find out the specific paradox rules for the setting if/when we fuck up. Until then it is pretty pointless to theorize.

    >captcha: egrybro out
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:24 No.18250841
    That's the problem with lolparadox
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:26 No.18250852
    We can ask the doctor.

    He'll just tell us not to do it though.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:31 No.18250885
    I like the ideas from post thread last night of espresso Sakura and Luchinni or BEAR Sakura and Luchinni.

    Either one would be hilarious and adorable
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)04:32 No.18250895
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    The log of Miguel Rozario SantaCruz Y Cabrillo,
    [03-08 BD4432]
    I added another student recently.
    Her name is Katsura Hinagiku, and she hails from the same Dimension as Hayate.
    From my observations she's a hard worker that has great potential to be a good front liner.
    She will need some polishing but the gem is there.

    Hayate has come forward asking for help with therapy.
    I have scheduled him in for a session with Ikari in medical.
    I hope that helps.

    Rood's flying china cabinet still has some control issues.
    We will need to fix that.

    Finally, the Director has informed the staff that she has gone missing. Again.
    She wishes not to tell anyone else and to take no action for now, she is pretty much harmless.
    Some personnel have reported seeing her in the library, reading.
    She's a sweet kid.

    -Entry Ends

    i was in the middle of rewatching fumoffu
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:33 No.18250901
    To the library!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:34 No.18250906
    Bit busy having wild bear sex, mate.

    Also we don't know about that. 's Mike's personal log.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)04:35 No.18250910

    New thread at around 0600.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:35 No.18250914
    I know but it sounded funny.

    And it's not the first meta action that has gone through nor the stupidest
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:36 No.18250920
    We have a couple books that need taken back. Remember the day we stared down the Necronomicon?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/08/12(Thu)04:36 No.18250921
    Okay im headed home.
    Inb4 another set of ricockulous ideas in the after-game discussion
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:37 No.18250924
    This isn't going to be like that shitty Naruto movie of the same name, is it?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:37 No.18250926
    Can't wait for the horrible scene that will greet us when we come out of crazy drug sex.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:37 No.18250927
    Overall they weren't that bad last time. For the most part at least
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:37 No.18250932
    How does she tell people that shes missing?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:39 No.18250944
    Very politely I would assume.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:42 No.18250958
    I don't think the missing she is the Director.

    Like I said, we can find out who this mystery girl is when we go take back our books.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:45 No.18250973
    But wasnt the director the one in the library with our familiars?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:46 No.18250977
    I thought they were in her office
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:47 No.18250983
    rolled 80 = 80

    > Ikari
    Gendo, Shinji, Rei or Shinji's mom
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:48 No.18250987
    Definitely Gendo.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:48 No.18250988
    Gendo was named originally when he was suggested
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:55 No.18251011
    Nope in the library.
    She read some books with Ted and J.

    J thought of her as a sweet, shy girl.

    We have a normal Nagato running around
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)04:57 No.18251022
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:00 No.18251041
    Well, this is either going to be the best or worst therapist patient combo ever. I'm not sure which it will be though.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:02 No.18251049
    TWO Nagatos? Why can't I hold all this cute? We must encounter her!

    >honestly houtels
    Even captcha knows what we must do.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:04 No.18251058
    So i wonder what will happen in the morning? Headache? Destroyed room from bear sexings? Nanoha being rather disturbed once she comes down to join us in bed?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:06 No.18251069
    >Nanoha being rather disturbed once she comes down to join us in bed?

    Considering the three of us will probably be stark naked, in the middle of a destroyed room, and covered in our various bodily fluids, i'd say "disturbed" will be putting it mildly.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:07 No.18251072
    Room would be trashed.
    Bed might be broken.
    Nanoha still snuggled in the swag pile with us.
    Sousuke stayed up all night.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:08 No.18251079
    I'm hoping the noise from bear mode would make her realize to not open the door. Common sense would indicate the twins warned her about possibly showing up during sexy time, and they would've set up some sort of plan. If they didn't, well, this could be awkward.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:10 No.18251087
    I think we should try the BEARS on our various friends and watch the results.

    That goes hand in hand with the Sakura / Luchinni espresso plan though
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:11 No.18251094
    I don't think she would be coming down too soon with a hyperactive Sakura around
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:12 No.18251098
    >Sakura/Zucchini BEARspresso
    oh jesus fuck the whole city would be destroyed
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:14 No.18251115
    And there's the batshit crazy thing that LG will be reading in about an hour. We do need to do something like this, though, even if it's just a players' version of HUEHUEHUE.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:15 No.18251118
    Well the consensus last time was Sakura / Luchinni espresso is the first recorded dimensional jump without equipment.

    Bear mode would just be freakin adorable and deadly

    We also thought about throwing them at mike once they had the BEARS / bearspresso
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:16 No.18251127
    It was also said the Sakura/Zuchinni plan espresso plan would involve lots of "CLANG WHAT THE FUCK CLANG WAS THAT?"
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:17 No.18251131
    And loli-shaped holes in everything.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:20 No.18251147
    We really need to bears for all as a players HUEHUEHUE though

    Espresso we will seriously try just because it would be awesome, and it looked like LG was heading down that path with Nanoha earlier
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:22 No.18251162
    >bears for all
    Bear Leaf Tea at our next big party?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:23 No.18251167
    Bear themed party with bear leaf tea!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:30 No.18251199
    Might need Kraus to analyze those bears when we get the chance. See just what they are made of.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:35 No.18251227
    Shit, I just realized this.
    >We've been bears
    >we know the call of the wild
    >we've tasted the salmon and smelled the fresh mountain air
    >these memories are ours forever
    It's time we make BEAR POTS. We might need to ask our teach about ingredients, but we have the experience and will to make them.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:36 No.18251232
    Fuck yes, we must do this.
    Max would be our bro forever
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:38 No.18251243
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    >I have scheduled him in for a session with Ikari in medical.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:40 No.18251248
    Not just that, but we can slip it into the tea for the party. I bet BEAR POT tastes like berries. It's perfect for our players' HUE.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:41 No.18251249
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    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:41 No.18251250
    Or we can splat people with them from ur paintball guns and make them go BEAR randomly.

    I will admit I want to see bearou and bearma more than anyone else
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:42 No.18251253
    Spiking people's drinks with drugs, while hilarious, is kind of a really dick thing to do.

    Now,a party where everyone's hopped up on bear stuff consensually? That'd be fucking great.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:44 No.18251266
    Well this is meant to be a HUEHUEHUE that we cause instead of outside influences so it would be a dick move
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    >"Everything is proceeding according to the scenario."
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:45 No.18251272
    I think you're missing the point of "players' HUE". This is just a random fun thing some of us want to do, just like what LG does when we roll a 1.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:49 No.18251288
    we dont remember our bear state.
    not much of it anyway

    >is it just me or did the votes for the threads in the archives suddenly spike?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:49 No.18251291
    They Sat around 20-27 but they seem to of gone up yeah
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)05:50 No.18251299
    >You already voted in the last two minutes. Slow down!
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)06:10 No.18251392
    Well, LG should be showing up pretty soon. Anyone else have crazy ideas to drop?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)06:11 No.18251400
    None I haven't already posted here.
    Gimme a bit of time and I might have some new ones
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)06:18 No.18251448
    Right after I say this, I get one of my own.

    Did we get the Slider along with the boom potion? I gnow there's some good things we can do with that one, if you gnow what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)06:19 No.18251457
    No s,idea yet sadly.
    I had great pans for that including skating along on trays and have shinku pop out to drag us in or out to surprise enemies
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)06:24 No.18251484
    I know we got the roll for it, but we got the boom pot roll first. I think it ended up in the "LG didn't refresh" abyss. Still, it'd be handy for gnome shenanigans. Bear pot could be great for that too, actually. They'll have a hard time one upping us if we spiked their water cooler with bear pot.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)06:24 No.18251493
    God those guys would fucking love it regardless.
    They would probably hit us up for some
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)06:27 No.18251506
    Them loving it would be kinda scary. I'd start to feel like a drug dealer if we just gave it to them whenever.
    >Psst, hey kid, want some BEAR?
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)06:29 No.18251518
    I see it more like
    "hey man check this shit out, better than anything you have tried before recommended by the love commissar himself"
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)06:32 No.18251533
    New thread: BEAR EDITION
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)06:51 No.18251637
    But exploding potion IS utility potion!
    Bouncers and sliders are pretty situational, but the Molotov is the most useful potion to date. Just look at our grenade/Paintball combo.
    >> Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)06:55 No.18251671
    ...What happened to the original idea of never spiking the stuff that we serve because we want our reputation to be good?

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