>>18246988

Mild surprise.

"Well we'd have to talk to the other girls first. I don't have a problem with giving it a go, but I'm also not the one sharing their significant other with an ever growing horde of attractive women."

It should be a rather blatant self depreciating tone.

>>18246988

Dude, that's not the worst after-thread we've had.

Did you miss the one where WHM more or less statted out Old Man Henderson after he punched his way out of the after-life in case we wanted to use him?

You sit there on the bench, your newest classmate beside you and the sun just about to dip below the treeline.
Asked by your handler to keep an eye on her, you joined her for a jog.
And now she asks this.
"T-then... Could I be a part of it?"
You give her a look, one of slight surprise.
She continues, "T-theoretically speaking o-of course."
"I-I just want to know how open y-you and the girls would handle it."

>>18247032

Seconding this.

At this point it's hardly OUR choice, and the others might start getting annoyed at our habit of bringing home stray women.

>>18247048

These>>18247032
>>18247061

>>18247045

Wait, what? When the fuck did....

BRB, reading the archives.

>>18247061
As long as Nanoha is cool with it, really. I mean, she can pretty much argue down any complaints as long as we keep her happy.

Oh shit yes I'm here for the beginning this time.

>>18247048
Tell her in this case it is up to Nanoha and the twins. While we would accept wholeheartedly, we are not able to speak on behalf of our mistresses in this matter.

>>18247048
Way to backpedal Hina.

"You would have to discuss it with the girls of course, they are the ones about to share their significant other. As for me, I would gladly welcome you, and i would do my best to keep you happy."

>>18247061

>start getting annoyed at our habit of bringing home stray women.

"Hayate! Who the hell is this?"
"Her name's Sara."
"And why is she in our living room?"
"She followed me home. Can I keep her?"

>>18247122
This definitely needs to be used some time. Perhaps with Perrine.

>>18247048

Gasp at the scandalous question. We've only just met!

Then tell her >>18247032

>>18247048
"Well, I did just say I couldn't turn some one away, didn't I?"

>>18247048
Say yes, as long as your girls accept her.

>>18247112


"The ones you would have to discuss it with would be the girls of course, they are the ones about to share their significant other." you say, "They made the decision to try all of this, and they would make the decision, theoretically, of including you. As for me, I would gladly welcome you, and I would do my best to keep you happy."
Again, she goes silent, taking time to absorb your words.
"I see... And if someone wanted you all to her own? or if someone were to want one of the girls for himself, what would you do then?"

>>18247112
I'll back this.

I doubt the twins would have a problem, they're the ones pushing this whole thing. Nahona might be iffy about sharing us so many different ways.

But yeah, we're all up for more girls.

>>18247122
>>18247142

I have this mental image of Erica setting up a desk in our room.

"Oh h-hey Erica, I was-"
"Going to confess your undying love to Hayate?"
"W-What are-"
"Nothing to be ashamed of, it happens a lot."
"What?"
"I'm here because if you got to Hayate first he'd give me the puppy dog eyes, and my dazed blushing ass would welcome you into the bloody harem. Consider me like the bouncer to club Hayate. You want in? You go through me."

>>18247179
"Any girl can leave whenever they want to. I'm not trying to own or control anyone. I'm also not going to up and leave anyone, though. If one girl wants me all to herself, well, I think she'll either have to settle for sharing or find someone else. As much as the prospect pains me, I would rather refuse one person I'm not yet with than hurt a bunch that I am."

Tear up a little at this. We're a sensitive guy and this is a sensitive topic.

>>18247179
"For the first; I could never betray the girls by simply leaving them. Unless I truly felt I belonged with one, and only one, person, I would never consider it.
For the second, I would leave that choice to her. Of course, if I felt I would be better for her, I would fight to convince her so. I only wish for everyone involved to be happy with the situation."

>>18247179

"I want them to be happy. If they would truly and genuinely be happy with someone else, then what right have I to try and keep them?"

"As far as someone wanting me to themselves.... I don't know. Anybody coming in from the outside would have to know that I'm not just going to drop everything for them. If one of my current girls decided... I don't know. I don't want to think about it, since I don't want to play favorites."

>>18247179
"I... I don't know. I hadn't really thought about it, but -"
followed by >>18247215

>>18247205
And then you install a TAKE A NUMBER machine by the door of your room?

>>18247179
Well if someone wanted one of the girls all for himself they'd have to bring it up with the girl in question, my involvement would be secondary. I'm not going to even start to try to make their decisions for them, I may try to persuade them but I wouldn't stop them if they felt that was what would make them happy.

If someone wanted me completely for their own I would sadly have to turn them down. I'm absurdly fond of all three who I currently share an arrangement with, and Nanoha would probably blow up a couple dozen cities.

>>18247237
No, that's what Ursula does. Erica mans the door, Ursula arranges the infrastructure, and Nanoha breaks knees.

>>18247235
>>18247215

Combine these.

>"I want them to be happy. If they would truly and genuinely be happy with someone else, then what right have I to try and keep them?"

This is the best possible thing to say for the second point.

>>18247247
You just set yourself up a harem mob.
Congratulations.

Now you need a getaway driver, and someone to do cleanups.

>>18247271
How OCD is Hina about making everything perfect and tidy? She might make a good cleaner.

>>18247271
Softness I can drive a truck like a woman possessed.

>>18247215
>>18247235
I have to agree with these two.

The important message is that we won't keep any girl against their will, and we're only concerned with their happiness.
And that we won't break the hearts of the other girls just for one girl.
Our own comfort is a distant second to the priority of the happiness of our girlfriends.

>>18247271
I've got a guy with a team that can do both, and teach Hayate some seriously kick-ass CQC moves to boot. Plus Mike will get a cigar buddy. Meet Sir Samuel Vimes, Duke of Ankh-Morpork.

>>18247289
That's not the kind of cleaning he was talking about...

>>18247315
Not that we aren't all kinds of comfortable.

>>18247289
I know this is supposed to be "lol mob" joke, but I just get the image of this girl being left behind while the rest of the group heads down to lunch, stuck cleaning up all the sticky mess and thrown clothes.

What a bum deal.

You think for a bit before answering,
"I... I don't know. I hadn't really thought about it, but -" you begin,
"Any girl can leave whenever they want to. I'm not trying to own or control anyone."
"I'm also not going to up and leave anyone, though. If one girl wants me all to herself, well, I think she'll either have to settle for sharing or find someone else."
She looks in to your eyes, taking in every word you say.
"As much as the prospect pains me, I would rather refuse one person I'm not yet with than hurt those that I am."
You are both lost in your own thoughts by the end of this.

The sun finally sets, streetlamps begin to to on one by one, evening has come.

She's the first to talk.
"Hey, let's head home. Sitting on this bench all night isn't exactly my idea of a da- conversation."


[ ]sure
[ ]other?

>>18247325
Oh, and his butler? Dude is a walking murder machine when he wants to be. At all other times he's perfectly average. Hayate could learn something, no scratch that, EVERYTHING about knife-fighting from this guy.

>>18247271
I think I found our cleaner.

>>18247366
>[✓] other
"What is your idea of a date?"

Then take her on one.

>>18247366
>[]Other
Late night shopping.

>>18247366
>one person I'm not yet

Oh god, we really are delusional. All our girlfriends are just imaginations, and we crossdress to make ourselves think they're real.

Everyone around us is just hanging their heads at how pathetic we are.

>>18247366
Sure. We should have dinner with the girls. Invite Hina along.

>>18247366
[x]Other
We have some late-night shopping to do at the Ridiculously Convenient Store.
Paintball gun, paintballs, and maybe another flask of holding.

>>18247390
>>18247387
BAD BAD BAD.
Nanoha is in town.
We don't want a repeat of the fight with her, OUTSIDE the bureau's protection field.

>>18247392
You're missing the key "with" there, buddy.
>one person I'm not not yet with
Y'know, meaning a girl that's not in the harem?

>>18247366

"Was that a freudian slip I heard?"

>>18247408
Hey, it won't look bad if we separate now and go into town by ourselves. Besides, we need to get dinner stuff anyway.

>>18247420

Yes.

Yeeesssss....

>>18247406
More cigars for Mike, don't forget that. Hopefully we see pic related there (Seriously, at least throw in 1 Pratchett reference into your quest Landing Gear!)

[x]Other

She came here to go shopping, it'd suck to have hijacked that.

Besides, there's bound to be some stores open late. Let's go check the stores.

>>18247325
>>18247385
>>18247451
Dude, if you want him in the quest, roll for it next time LG asks.

We need alcohol. Maybe just cheap ethyl.
And a paintball gun, and some syringes/way to inject paintballs with molotov.

Also a supersoaker for Jun.
Small vials for Gai [a belt of rebounder+ molotov]

>>18247408
Nahona is in the harem plan, albeit a long-term one before anything happens. She's also a confirmed bisexual. We'll be fine.

>>18247385

After we meet the butler, there's only one thing we could say.

"That man is everything I once aspired to be."

>>18247459
She came to jog.
Also sun just set, not THAT late yet.

>>18247387
Ask, but keep it in mind for later, rather than now. We have a meal to handle tonight.

>>18247408
Nah, man, we've already accepted Nanoha. Just because we're hanging out with Hina doesn't mean we're rejecting her now. Especially not if we greet her warmly, as is proper for one of our girlfriends.

>>18247366
I don't really see any connection or interest we have in her. I'm just questioning why she's interested or what she's looking for.

We can be her friend without putting her in some awkward position like this too.

>>18247366
Ask her what counts as a date in her mind, and tell her we're always willing to take her on one even better than that should she wish.

rolled 26 = 26

>>18247469
I know, I'm just waiting, and hoping for him to be added at least as a throwaway side sight the next time we enter Creed's Cigars. Don't care if he's never mentioned again, just as long as Discworld gets a single reference.
Also rollan' for Shopping

>>18247406
>paintball stuff

HaremWars?

I like it.

Girls can fight it out for first rights each week. And we get to watch them get all hot and sweaty. And since we can provide snacks and refreshments at the end, we always come out as the good guy!

>>18247470
>>18247406
These, late night shopping at the ridiculously convenient store, we could event get rubbing alcohol or methylated spirits to practice our molotovs with, or Kraus could probably generate it by the barrel.

Also go by Pantasia and see about the bread for Sousuke

>>18247495
She's all up in our grill, dog. Also we come from the same universe.

rolled 32 = 32

>>18247504
HOW HAVE I DISPLEASED YOU DICE GODS? HOW

>>18247510
Nah its for our explody potion because we are a bunch of munchkins and want to abuse game mechanics.

>>18247504
Except he would be an awesome field agent.
He is the definition of LG and being a policeman, his butler could be his partner

Arch-Magos, you have a real boner for this Vimes character.

What makes him so great that you're spamming for a cameo every chance you get?

rolled 54 = 54

>>18247524
Guess I'm getting the low rolls out of the way for the high ones. I sacrifice my desires for the good of all!

>>18247539
He actually is pretty awesome. The spamming is really fucking annoying, though. He should stop this shit and only do it when asked for a new character. Otherwise he's just wasting space in the thread.

rolled 18 = 18

>>18247539
See:>>18247531
Dude is awesome, his butler is awesome, he has an eldritch abominiation living in his head that he keeps under control, and that's just the start of what he's done.

>>18247539
You... haven't read much Discworld, have you? The City Guard books, in particular. Commander Vimes is a stone badass, friend anon.

With that, I'd see Vimes as a "retired" agent, moved into instructio, and administration. His old field post, of course, has been filled by Captain Carrot, and Sergeant Angua.

But that's enough of that for now.

>>18247550
Yeah, I knew I would have to get off before the thread really took off, so I just wanted to state my wishes. Sorry if I was annoying.

>>18247572

And you're being an annoying shit-weasel about it.

We get it, you think he's cool. We have a decent sized list of characters we wanna see, and LG has told us that he'll either try to work them in or let us roll for them when the time comes.

There is no reason for you to spam this shit. None.

"Oh? And what exactly is your Idea of a date?" you ask her inquisitively.
"W-Why do you ask?! A-are you trying to hit on me a-already?!" She jumps up off the bench.

"No, not at all. You said 'This isn't my idea of a date.'."
"I-i didn't say d-date! I stopped in time!"
"Ah. But you wanted to say it. So please, tell me, what would constitute a date for you?"
"... W-well, nothing too sappy or too cliche. Something fun and memorable."
"Would you object if I ever invited you out on one?" you ask her. "As a friend of course."
"I... I don't think so."
You can't see it due to the way she's standing outside of the lamp's light, but she's developing quite a blush at that moment.

WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18247530
WHAT MECHANICS?!

>>18247603
I forgive you, tripfriend. Seriously, though. Save it for when it matters. If you do, I'll vote for Vimes when the time comes too.

>>18247627
Ask her what day works for her next week.

>>18247627
>WHAT MECHANICS?!
The laws of Physics and the specific ways you're letting us break them.

>>18247627
The ones that work in R&D?

Offer her our arm, and say, "Anyway, hadn't you meant to come down here to do some shopping? Shall we see what's around?"

>>18247627
Late night shopping, ridiculously convenient store and Pantasia to see about bread for Sousuke, water purification pills and paintball guns / canisters for Molotov balls

>>18247627
"Good. Then next time Mr. Kringle is ice skating, we're coming down to the lake. Now, let's head back to the dorm. I'm cooking dinner for the girls again tonight."

>>18247627
mentilate to erica, let her know what were about to do and state VERY CLEARLY the "as a friend" part.

>>18247647
We don't want to get too touchy feely before we get the green light from the committee. Shopping is cool though.

>>18247627
We'll if you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask. I have a small bit of shopping to do but after that would you care to join me and the ladies for dinner, the more the merrier.

>>18247530

Non-existant as they are.

By the way, I had some other cool ideas:

REFLECT SHOT: Just finished re-reading Black Cat, and we can totally use this. The idea is to shoot a bullet at the wall or something in a way that it bounces off and hits them from the side, since a lot of bad-asses have/had the reflexes to stop/dodge a straight shot at them. The bounce makes it much harder to trace trajectory, and therefore MUCH harder to counter.

We could play this straight, or since we have re-bounder, we could have some serious fun with it. Like throwing one past them and using it to shoot them in the back, throwing one at an angle and having Gai bounce off that.

Since the potion stops and redirects ALL momentum, we could actually have a predictable trajectory for a changing target for reflecting the bullets.

We could also do this to our paintball-bombs since it wouldn't really count as an 'impact'.

>>18247669
It's just an arm. It doesn't HAVE to be a romantic gesture, it could just be a gentlemanly one.

LG, i got a question for ya: what happens if we actually hit a "boned" section in your scenarios?

>>18247660

Seconding the 'let them know' and be VERY CLEAR that it's just friendly.

We wouldn't even consider even remotely making a move on anybody without their approval.

>>18247627
Don't ask her for a date just yet.
And we need to go shopping. We need the water purification tablets for Sousuke, as well as either arranging for the french bread or ingredients to make them ourselves. We also need the paintball gun, paintballs, super soaker for Jun, and lots of alcohol.

>>18247718

Either a HUEHUEHUE/Reset or genuine consequences in the next event.

>>18247718
Trouble, harem breakdown, HUEHUEHUE
Tale your pick

Knowing LG we have actually struck it in the past just we saved against the rolls needed to sort shit out ie Nanoha during the training

>>18247698
>We could also do this to our paintball-bombs since it wouldn't really count as an 'impact'.
>firing explosive projectiles on LOLWHAT trajectories
Nooooo this will end in tears.
>>18247718
Pic related.

>>18247647
>Anyway, hadn't you meant to come down here to do some shopping?
Uh, no, she specifically said that she was going on a run, not shopping.

>>18247698

You're the same guy who gave us SHELL GAME aren't you?

I like your style sir. What else do you got?

>>18247743
In fact, we went on the run with her.

>>18247741
>Fill paintball with explosive
>Coat with rebounder
>Fire
>???

>>18247743
Yeah, girl is in a tracksuit and all.

Probably time to head home.

>>18247741

Imagine for a moment a rebounder-coated hall-way. Just throw someone in there with a handful of those things as a chaser.

>>18247698

You are awesome. What other ideas do you have?

I think we should do our night shopping idea then escort her home.
Wouldn't take us long

>>18247769
WE still need to do shopping. Remember, we promised Sousuke those water purification tablets and the French bread?

Are you going to force us to break a promise to a friend?

>>18247743
Well, perhaps I misremembered.

Plainly, we should only say it if it is the case.

"I was thinking of doing some shopping just now." you offer her your arm.
"Would you mind joining me?"
She refuses your arm, but walks by your side.
"Sure. I think I need something from that ridiculous store."

The two of you head to the shops.
There you find the Ridiculously Convenient Store, Pantasia, BIlly's Hardware and a bar named Johnny.
The fifth store in the row is a new one though, one you've not seen before.
you read the name on it's sign.

WHAT IS THIS NEW STORE?
**ROLL FOR IT**
First over fifty

>i need to keep track of the stores we generate.

>>18247739
well from what I can tell we threw the Nanoha fight scenario out the window and LG had to make it up on the fly, and normally we roll well in bad situations. I had the impression though from the scenario maps he's shown us that there are some choices that if we made them shit would have been fucked regardless.
>>18247741
but i guess that means we'd be alright anyway. unease put to rest.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18247790
Dick's Sporting Goods

Interpret as you like.

rolled 28 = 28

>>18247790
Black Lagoon Company

rolled 21 = 21

>>18247790
Stupidly convenient shop

Competitor the the ridiculously convenient store, generally can get you what you want but in a stupid way

rolled 11 = 11

>>18247790
The Everburning Book Shop

rolled 44 = 44

>>18247790
Ladies Footlocker


Just a regular one.

>>18247761
Shit that bounces for a minute then they explode.
Drop a shitload of those in a closed room scenario and watch the hilarity.

rolled 63 = 63

Cassandra's Crossdresser's Castle

rolled 32 = 32

Guns n things
Gns and various nicknacks you would find in a thrift shop side by side

rolled 95 = 95

>>18247806
Oh god yes.

rolled 45 = 45

Tseng's Herbal Remedies

rolled 31 = 31

>>18247790

wonkas wonder emporium.

rolled 15 = 15

>>18247790
Guns!

rolled 17 = 17

>>18247790
Arkham Publishing House.
A moss- and ivy-covered store that contains magical, majaikal, and esoteric books and tomes, from Mid-Childean Magic For Dummies to Pnakotic Manuscripts, Revised Edition.

rolled 99 = 99

>>18247828
oh goddammit

>>18247828
>why.jpg

rolled 38 = 38

>>18247828
lol so randumb XD

>>18247828
Never let the girls see that one

>>18247828
Why would you do this?
There's already Interdimensional Fashions, and the proprietor's Clothing Beam!
How are we going to get something more comfortable than that?

>>18247828

>>18247861
We really need to go back there

>>18247783
>>18247749

Filling paintballs with Rebounder and Slider.

I don't have a slick name for it yet, but high speed application of an oil slick and or magic trampoline?

Can't even imagine the possibilities.

Also, KANSAS CITY SHUFFLE.

Double bluffs seem like a thing we should get into: The Kansas City Shuffle is a type of con-game where they KNOW they're being tricked, but they get tricked into thinking the bluff is the wrong thing, and then turning their reaction against them

Examples:

Throw tray, have Shinku come out of it. Throw tray, have Shinku come out of it. Throw tray covered in rebounder, watch them ventilate themselves trying to hit a non-existant puppet.

Run a Shell Game. Badly. Watch where they put their money away, and then steal their wallet.

>>18247853
Emphasis on the "dumb" part.
I like making Hayate cross-dress as much as the next guy, but we don't need another clothing store when we've already got two.

rolled 41 = 41

Raven's Reverse Trapdoor

>>18247875
We need to give Sousuke one of those too, dude would love the tricks he could do with it

>>18247875
>KANSAS CITY SHUFFLE
Everyone looks right, and you go left.
I like the way you think.

>>18247828
What would separate a crossdresser's store from a normal clothing store? Apart from the former getting hardly any customers, of course.

>>18247878

How they hell could they even make a store that caters only to cross-dressers profitable here? I mean the only ones who I can think of are Hayate: who hates it, Keima: who only has it as a side effect of one of his powers, and Frank down in medical who....

Never mind, carry on then.

>>18247875

>>18247907

That movie was awesome.

The term Kansas City Shuffle is actually a lot older than that, and has some interesting origins.

But this isn't really the time or place.

>>18247919
But wouldn't most of Frank's outfits come from a BDSM store?

>>18247955

He can't wear that shit constantly. He probably has a few different 'normal' outfits.

>>18247970
It's FRANK, though. Do you want to take that chance?

You read the pink lettering on its sign,
[Cassandra's Crossdresser's Castle] it says.
'NOOOOOOOOOOOPE' you think to yourself.
'I must never let the girls know that one exists.'
Adamantly decided to avoid that one store, you lead Hina into the Ridiculously Convenient Store.

"Sup." the man behind the counter greets you. "Welcome to the yadayadayada. Buy our stuff."

"Hi, I need..."
WHAT DO YOU NEED?

>>18247970
He does.
Just sometimes he has a nurses outfit on over the top

>>18247939
it is one of my favorite revenge movies.
"Bad Dog"
And I'll probably be rolling for Mr. Goodkat to be an instructor the next time new characters are called for.
But to the matter at hand!
if the crossdresser shop shows up, burn it to the ground. We're going to the Ridiculously Convenient store to pick up a grand piano since we didn't get the panic-room one from the combat instrument store, right?

>>18247993
Empty paint ball shells, a hot glue gun, and an extra-wide syringe.

>>18247993
A paint ball gun.

>>18247993
Half a dozen paintball guns with half a dozen canisters each, models that are quick swap for the canisters would be a plus

>>18247993
water purification pills
Grand Piano

>>18247993
We need water purification tablets for Sousuke. Might as well get all of them now.
We need a good paintball gun (preferably with a majaikal CO2 system), a thousand paintballs to experiment with, and a syringe.
Also, a big barrel of alcohol for our Molotov Cocktails.

>>18248022
Fresh loaves of bread.

>>18247993
Cherry/Raspberry Blast Slushed Ice.

>>18248029
We can do that ourselves.

>>18248029

we get the bread from Pantasia.

Guys, are we going to get fresh bread from Pantasia each morning for Sousuke, have Kraus make it, or bake them ourselves?

>>18247993
Paintball guns, giant piles of empty paintball shells, we'll want full ones for practice as well. A Piano. A large jar of water purification tablets. A book on dwarven machinery, especially time related. Also if you have it a book detailing how to contact dwarven watch artisans.

>>18248061
We bake it ourselves, after getting today's delivery and further supplies from Pantasia

>>18248061
Probably set up an order from Pantasia for it delivered or picked up by us

>>18248061
Dude isn't exactly picky and our bread is probably indistinguishable, especially to him.

>>18247993

oh, and maybe some kind of book about swords for shirou. maybe a picture book.

>>18248078
We would know and he did us a big favour so it is worth it

>>18248089
S is for Sword
K is for Katana
F is for Flamberge

I support this

>>18248027
This seems like an accurate order.

>>18248061
Bake it ourself, he did us a serious favor and asked for little in return. We can borrow someone else oven , and ask for advice in making it, but we make it ourself.

>>18248115
Plus we can make extra for the girls in the morning

>>18247993
we should also tell Hina that her being part of the harem is contingent upon not mentioning the crossdresser shop to anyone ever.
I want us to wear pants for the rest of the week dammit.

>>18248061
I'm voting that we bake some ourselves. We don't really have a kitchen, so Kraus will need to be a baker's oven, and it'll take a bit of extra time, but I think it's worth it, at least to ourselves.
That and for a week we can give our girls fresh-baked bread for breakfast.

>>18248142
Sounds good.

>>18248140
Now, you know the twins aren't going to let that happen. I mean, we can try, but they're gonna get us in a skirt whether we like it or not.

I certainly agree that we can't let them know about the store.

>>18248142

I'll second this.

>>18248140

Nah, just ask her to never reveal that shop's existence.

Because selling somebody's rapidly crumbling self respect down the river for a quick laugh is not something friends do.

>>18248209
I'm going to keep pushing for wearing pants most the time, even if I'm the only one. Not gonna give in to the feminazi plot to put us in skirts 24/7

>>18248236
It is something our girlfriends who love us dressing up like a girl do however

>>18248250
I am gonna push for pants. I just know what will happen to us thanks to the twins

>>18248209

if they ever discover it, they will try to drag us there.

When they do we need to just start laughing, say NOPE and timestop.

They can find us curled under a tree muttering something like 'why would they make that? how much business could they possibly have? how fucking HIGH do you have to BE?'

Before you can even finish, the man already is listing down your purchase.
"Three paintball guns, the newest ones with unlimited C02, 15 canisters. A bottomless bag of paintball shells, neon pink. A 500ml syringe with a large bore needle and two casks of Alabama moonshine." the man says as he points to a large bag by your feet.
he then holds up a smaller bag "A jar of water purification pills, a tube of gold body glitter, and a titanium jock."
"That would be 15guptas and 54yonks."
"As for that piano, we stopped carrying oversized items after that whole thing with PETA and our 'discount elephant basket'."

He then turns to Hina and hands her a much smaller bag. "Here. 2guptas, 12yonks."

The two of you pay for your purchases and head out.


WHERE GO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18248251

She is however, not a girlfriend at the moment. Just a friend.

A friend we can reveal our deep-seated hatred of being forced into a skirt to.

We can cut this shit off at the pass.

>>18248287
Gold body glitter and a titanium jock? Wtf do we even want those for?

>>18248297
Actually it doesn't seem to bother us at all.

>>18248287
awwwww. now we can't have an elephant for jakob and ted to go on adventures with.
Pantasia, buy bread making supplies, knead some dough.

>>18248287
Damn I love Ash. Pantasia, ask for advice on making fresh bread, get the ingredients we need. Flour, yeast and so on.

>>18248287

>a tube of gold body glitter

Wait, what?

No really, WHAT?

Did I miss something?

>>18248287
Next we go to Pantasia.
We need to get the ingredients for French bread.

Also, does our Folio act as a refrigerator/stasis container?
We might need to consider a Fridge of Holding for storing our ingredients.

>>18248297
Do you really think it will help?
The twins know we have it, Nanoha knows we hate it 90% of the universe knows we hate it.
We are just too cute in it for them to care

>>18248287
Not sure on the body glitter but my genre savvy says we should but that jock on ASAP

>>18248297
Chill, bro. It's not our favorite thing, but it doesn't have to be hated. We tolerate it for the girls.
Besides, and I wish I had the image to go with it, we just get SOOO EXCITED when we wear cute clothes.

>>18248306
I don't know, but I'm sure we'll find out. Though we never did find out what was in the bag when the twins got those handcuffs.

>>18248306
>>18248320
He reads our thoughts.
We somehow want/need those

>>18248320
Gold body glitter and jock?

Maybe we need to put the jock on now?

>>18248341
Yeah that is probably wise.

I'm sure that just having Kraus make the stuff will be fine, guys. We don't need to bake the stuff ourselves.

Although the smell of fresh bread will waft through the air and make people love us even more.

If this keeps up, I can see us as being the "go to" guy if you need stuff.

>>18248337
It was condoms.
Just a huge box of condoms.

40lbs of condoms.

>>18248369
Alright, so let's excuse ourselves for a moment to put the jockstrap on, just in case, and everyone seems to be agreed to go to Pantasia

>>18248369
I have to ask...

Do we have any left after that?

GUYSGUYSGUYSGUYS

I figured out how to stop the crossdressing.

We have a dress related PTSD, something about, i dunno, we worked for some middle aged lady who was pretty generous and let us stay in her nice basement, but one night her house burned down while we were out doing something, but she thought we were asleep in the basement and ended up dying in the fire.
Okay, I suck at making PTSD stories, but it has to be something really really bad that we pushed down really really far, both dress related and woman who showed kindness to us. The girls are sure to ease up after that, and then we can wear skirts only when we want to.

>>18248388
Unless we had a water balloon fight with the entire dorm, yes.

>>18248396
That ship has sailed bro. We already do it by choice sometimes.

>>18248404
i know, i meant that this might be a way to keep us from constantly being forced into it.

>>18248363
It's the principle of doing it ourselves

>>18248369
better 40lbs of condoms than a pic related

>>18248396
That really doesn't make sense, and it should have been triggered by now if that was the case.
Just drop it.

The two of you walk into Pantasia
[after you did a quick time stop and slipped on the jock, for reasons unknown to you]
And find you find Tsukino working her shift alone.
"Oh hi! Welcome back!" she greets you cheerily, "What can I do for you tonight?"

[ ]i want to stick it in your oven
[ ]i want to knead your dough
[ ]i want to cream your puffs.

>>18248398
Oh God if we wanted to be jerks we could blow them up and tell Shirou they're practice swords.

He'd go around hitting people with them.

>>18248437
[x]knead your dough

>>18248437
[x]i want to knead your dough
I THINK this is the option to get the ingredients for French bread, and some tips on making some.

I really, REALLY don't want to hit on her right now. We've got enough complexity right now, and we STILL need to do some more nice things for Nanoha, and Ursula.

>>18248432
a specific outfit could trigger it.
I have a pool of about 50 ptsd triggers.
And it keep expanding

>>18248396
No, the whole crossdressing thing is the one thing we can't have PTSD about

>>18248437
[x] I want to stick it in your oven
>it keeps popping up all the time
>I want to see what it does

>>18248437
Stick it in her oven

>>18248437
Knead your dough and then stick it in your oven

>>18248437
I want to knead your dough, and stick it in your oven. We can bring some fresh bread home and our first time making bread ought to be under the oversight of a professional so we can do it properly at home.

Either she is gonna jump us one day when we walk in here or never be ours

>>18248437
Knead the dough

[x] knead your dough

Breadmaking kit please. Gonna try our own hand at this.

We'd better ask Kraus if he can do an oven. We've still got that hardware leftover that we never really used. Should probably get to reinforcing that door. Find somebody around who can give us pointers. Every man should know the basics of construction.

"I want to kneed your dough." you tell her simply.
She raises an eyebrow while Hina stares daggers at you.
"It seems you're having difficulty working that on your own, you tell her as you point to a wad of dough you can see on a table through the door to the kitchen.

"Oh! That's what you meant!" she exclaims as she sticks her tongue out quickly in your direction. "Yeah, the guys all diisseapeared chasing after a peacock and I still have to make some last minute sweet-buns."
"I'd welcome any help you can give." she lets you and Hina in to the kitchen.

**ROLL FOR KNEADING PROWESS**

rolled 89 = 89

>>18248558

here we go.

rolled 23 = 23

>>18248558
Let's knead that dough!

rolled 89 = 89

>>18248558
Rolling to knead her breasts, I meant buns, I mean dough.

rolled 85 = 85

>>18248558
failure is imminent

>>18248569
Nice. We knead the shit out of that dough.

rolled 25 = 25

>>18248558
Good thing we didn't go with the sticking in the oven then.

>>18248573
>>18248569
Well done lads.

>>18248569
>>18248573
DOUBLES. It turns out we are natural bakers.

rolled 81 = 81

>>18248558
We are skirting so close to death here but it is too fun.
And we want her buns

>>18248569

it seems the dice gods accepted my sacrifice.

>>18248569
>>18248573
WE ARE BEST BAKER

>>18248573
>>18248569
You roll up your sleeves and wordlessly get working on the dough.
It feels soft and pleasant in your hands.
"Wow, your hands move so well..." she compliments you
"Do you bake yourself?"
"I did, a long time ago..." you tell her.
"That explains it, but still, you really do have such strong hands, yet your fingers look so delicate and nimble..."
"Thank you. Some people have even gone as far as saying my hands were magic." you tell her.

Hina watches this scene with a frown on her face, she's not quite sure why.

>>18248631
This is worrisome

>>18248631
Quick! where's the advicehayate guy with a dough kneading one?

>>18248631
So, how about I stick it in your oven. After a second of confusion point at the oven and ask how long they should take to bake.

>>18248665
We really should have put that jockstrap on

>>18248631
We just can't stop our Swag, can we?

"If you wouldn't mind, shall I stick it in your oven now?"
After another moment of misunderstanding, point towards the oven.

>>18248675
We did.

>>18248631

Yeah, we need to break this off quickly, before we are served our own testicles on a plate.

>>18248675
We did, dude.
>>18248437
>[after you did a quick time stop and slipped on the jock, for reasons unknown to you]

>>18248664

I actually can't think of a clever joke here.

Give me a minute.

>>18248631
"I want to put a bun in your oven."

Point to the actual oven.

>>18248696
maybe just go with
"Want me to knead your dough? Cream your puffs?
Or Stick it in your oven?"

After the dough is sufficiently kneaded you put it aside to allow it to rise.

"I'm sure you didn't just come in here to work for free." the baker girl tells you "what can I get you?"

[ ]GET SOME OF THIS
[ ]other

>>18248711
[x] Other

Some flour or bread dough for us to bake for Souske later

>>18248711
[x]GET SOME OF THIS dough. get some of this dough, and show me how to make bread.

>>18248711
GET SOME OF THIS!
While pointing to the baking ingredients and loaf tins

>>18248696

You know? Didn't have to come up with anything special.

That face makes the line work.

>>18248711
Get some of this, while looking at the ingredients and baking supplies.

I'm getting back into baking, partially because a friend did me a big favor and I owe him bread, I figured the least I could do was make it fresh.

>>18248735
That face makes any line work.

Once things settle down a bt we should really go for her though

You know, that face makes a lot of quasi sleaze work great.

>>18248711
[x] Ingredients for French bread, and tips on how to make it good.

>>18248742
>once things settle down a bit
when?
Our swag has reached the point of generating new bitches without us even trying. The only way things will settle down at this point is if we fake our own death.

>>18248764
And the only way we'll get any rest AFTER that, is if we somehow fake the cause of death as sexual exhaustion.

>>18248735
Have you by chance done one of "I Will serve you my tea. And pour you some of my milk." yet?

>>18248764
Well I meant once we have our girls stabilized and ok with the fact our swag cannot be turned off and just see it as adding more pillows and maybe a bigger bed

>>18248793

No. Primarily because that's Kraus' line.

>>18248793
Actually, we should have one with a silver German teaset with those lines.

Kraus already has Shinku and Frau. Think he'll angle for Saber?

>>18248821
Nope, Saber is ours.
He can have sloppy seconds on her if he wants

>>18248821
Kraus getting Excalibur/Saber likely means we would need to spend more time with Shirou.

What about getting Raising Heart into Kraus's harem?

>>18248711
"I wanted to get some of these." you say as you point to a box that says EZ-BAKING KIT [with inflatable-oven]
"Oh, you're getting back into baking?" she asks
"Yeah, i'm doing it for a friend that did me a favor. He likes bread, and i wanted to bake him some fresh loaves."
"Oh, how nice. I wish you'd bake me some, I'd just love to taste your bread."

She rings up your purchase, and an additional 3 baguettes to go.
Hina gets some cookies and shortbread.
As the two of you head out, the baker calls out to you
"Bye!! Come back anytime! I'll let you taste my pie then!"

Back on the sidewalk, Hina gives you a quick elbow to the ribs but says nothing.

WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18248839
Is Raising Heart gendered male or female?

>>18248742
>>18248764
>>18248796

Or we could troll via time traveling hat.

Have lunch with Erica and warn her away from something (like have her stop us from performing a certain experiment that night before we burn down the dorms) then talk about how life was pretty good down the line.

Mention off-hand that for our birthday we got the bakery girl wearing only ribbons.

Then mention how she surprised the hell out of there.

Then say that we need to go before PARADOX and use the watch, after explaining that we eventually fixed it.

While really we just time stop.

>>18248841
Look shocked and aghast at her striking us.

>>18248841
Make some extra bread to give her, then go taste her pie

>>18248841
RTB, see what the rest of the girls have been up to.

>>18248841
Now, I believe we have our purchases done for the day.
Let's go back to the dorms; we have dinner to serve to our ladies.
Erica, Ursula, and Nanoha.

>>18248841

Say ow and ask her why.

When she explains, blank look then startled realization.

"Wait, did she think I was flirting with her?"

>>18248841
Home, James!

Need to make our girls delicious dinners.

>>18248841
>love to taste your bread
>let you taste my pie
HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>18248841
Johnny, does Ryu bartend here during his spare time? I'm just curious, drop in, say hi and get a drink for ourselves and see what he decides to give Hina.

>>18248850

That's evil and brilliant.

I like your style sir.

>>18248851
>>18248867

These.

Then we go home.

>>18248847
Female voice actor, and the Nanoha wiki uses female pronouns, for what it matters.

"Ow. What was that for?"
"Nothing." and she turns away.
Wanting to placate her, you once again offer her your arm.
She accepts this time.
Your eyes fall on the bar named Johnny, you have a hunch and wish to confirm it.
You head to it and walk inside.

>>18248933
We are going to so make up to Nanoha for this. I vote tomorrow night we spend with Nanoha, to make sure that she feels appreciated.

>>18248952
Sounds like a good idea

>>18248933
This can only go well.

>>18248952
thirded.
and do the girls still not know where we are?

>>18248952
Well we haven't had a date with her since that first one, so she is due for some solo time with us. I was thinking that last night as well.

We need to get Jacob a damn tablet PC so he can be our personal assistant. Someone's gotta keep a schedule so we cover all this to-do shit, and we're not doing a great job on our own.

>>18248952
Seconded, make sure she keeps he education in mind too.

"Wait! We can't go in here!" Hina objects as you walk in.
"Don't worry about it, if my hunch is correct, it'll be fine."

Inside, you find Ryuu behind his bar as usual, several patrons sit at tables or at the bar.
He sees you.
"Hayate! Welcome! Oh and this lovely lady must be that new transferee into the basics class."
You introduce them as you seat yourselves at the bar, "Ryuu, this is Katsura Hinagiku, my classmate and another one of Mike's wards. Hina, this is Ryuu, my alchemy teacher."
"It's a pleasure to meet you Hina, I'm glad the two of you decided to drop by on your date."
"D-date?! T-this isnt a date! We're just shopping together."
"I see... Anyway, what can I get you two?"

>>18248989
Wasn't that only, like, two or three evenings ago, in-game?

>>18249000
Basically yeah.

>>18248998
A nice refreshing drink and maybe something to think about alchemy wise

>>18249000
Three evening ago. Yes.
The night of the Tourney

>>18248998
"Gin and Tonic for me."

>>18248998
"Virgin cocktail." not sure how Hina will react to the word virgin. I hope she doesn't take it personally. Nope I don't want that at all.

>>18248998
White wine. Something classy, but not too romantic. Just a half-glass.

>>18248998
So does this door lead to the bureau or does the bureau door lead to here?

Find out just what he is using

>>18249021
I'd guess that his lab in the bureau is just Johnny's projection, and that this is the actual bar Johnny's

>>18248989
>We need to get Jacob a damn tablet PC so he can be our personal assistant.
>we're not doing a great job on our own.
See, as a butler and valet, this is simply unacceptable from us. Our attire may be that of a 19th Century German butler, but we should aspire to be a more modern one, someone who can handle any task asked of them by their mistress.
We should be able to balance accounts, set up computer networks, cook, clean, be a mechanic, be a carpenter, manage entire households.

What kind of example would we be setting for Jakob, our loyal footman, if we couldn't rise to any challenge?

>>18248998
First I'd like to thank you for the Molotov you taught me, I have already thought of a number of inventive uses. I'll have a Mojito and I'm interested in seeing what you suggest for Hina.

>>18248998
Red red wine
goes to my head
Makes me forget that
I still need her so

Red, red wine
It's up to you
All I can do, I've done
Memories won't go
Memories won't go

Drinks and alchemy wisdom then home?

"Well have some wine, thanks" you tell Ryuu
'What! you know we can't drink.' Hina tells you mentally.
'Just a glass each, it should be fine.' you tell her
'Oh, also, you're getting better at this.'

As Ryuu sets the glasses of white wine in front of you, you ask him.
"So, does this door lead to the Bureau or does the door in the Bureau lead here?"
"No. It's nothing like that. This is a separate building. Johnny and I open it from time to time to unwind from days of making potions." he answers.
"Nothing helps me relax more than pouring some drinks and talking to regular folk."

The conversation goes on, with Hina joining in eventually.
After you finish your glasses you make your goodbyes.
"I'll see you back at the Bureau, Ryuu."
"You two enjoy your evening together."
he tells you as you step back outside.

WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
[time is around oh idk 8-ish]

>>18249145
Back, home, time for dinner, I think. It's getting late, and Erica's probably tearing up the place looking for potatoes.

>>18249145
Back to base time. Check in with the resta the ladies

>>18249145
Dinner time, take her back, invite her to dinner. Make small talk all that. After dinner tell our ladies about the therapy thing promise Nanoha some time alone with us.

>>18249145
Home and dinner with the twins.
Then set up our bread dough to be made / rise properly and make sure we have extra for twins and Tsukino

>>18249145
return to bureau, see if nanoha wants to spend some time with us.

rolled 19 = 19

>>18249145
Time to head home. We don't want to neglect our ladies, and it's dinner time. We should mentally ask them if they've eaten yet, or if we shall make dinner.

Soon we will need time travel just to get everyone to classes / work in the morning and arrive on time

>>18249145

Back home. Make dinner.

Ask if the girls mind having a guest over before hand.

It might be surprising but Nanoha might not mind having other girls sharing us if we she thinks on how bad she felt when she thought we didn't like her.

It's not very likely but it could happen

>>18249192
>>18249172

Eh,. let's not invite in Hina this time. We've been cockblocking the girls for a while between her and sakura; let's just spend a nice dinner with our *actual* girlfriends this time.

>>18249220
It has been all of two nights this week, many threads =\= much time

>>18249213
Hell, that kind of understanding is one of the main points of her character.

>>18249220
Good point here. I'm voting for official girlfriend only dinner.

>>18249234
That was sort of my point given her character.

Hina for dinner may be good or bad depending on how we handle it.

>>18249220
I agree. Perhaps some other time we can invite Hina to dinner, when she's more comfortable with the idea.

>>18249192
>>18249220
>>18249234
Leave it up to them. Make sure they know of Hina's interest in joining the group, and ask if they feel like having her join for a late dinner.

>>18249231
Yes, but in terms of what - Our girls go to the trouble of buying us a new, big bed as a surprise for us, and we spoil that by calling out of nowhere "hay guys i'm going to spend the night with some other chick lol", and then bring said chick over for a sleepover.

Then today, Erica wants to have fun with us, but we're all like "lolno", and end up spending the day with Hina, while all Erica got was a quickie in the lift and a fine.

We compound it by inviting over another girl for dinner, she's probably going to be a bit irked with us.

The two of you decide it's best to head home.
She again takes your arm and you walk towards the end of the row of shops.
The moon is now out, and it bathes everything in soft light, a soft breeze blows in from across the park, and the road home awaits.

Keeping in mind to swing wide of the Crossdresser's Castle, you and Hina cross the street.

>>18249267
Incoming ballkicks

>>18249145
We walk with Hina back, then we go to our room for some R&R with the twins.

>>18249262

Yeah, changing my vote to official only.

Then let them know that Hina might want in, if she ever manages to actually spit it out. And that we're going to leave those decisions to them, since we're not the ones having to share their significant other with the ever growing horde of attractive women.

>>18249267

Terrible things are about to happen to our testicles.

And then we need to break the tension in the most awkward way possible.

We can just schedule a day of the week for each girl. If we acquire more than seven, then I dunno what we'll do.

>>18249295
"Man is sure is Ridiculously Convenient that I was wearing this titanium jockstrap today"

Just at that moment IT spots you.
"Ohohohoho... If it isnt my favorite blue haired boy. What brings you here hmnnnnnn? Oh, and you brought a date, how charming."
It throws you a wicked smile, It's tongue flicking over Its lips
"Why don't you be a nice lad and help Nurse Frank pick a brand new outfit from the Castle."

**ROLL TO RUN THE HELL AWAY FROM FRANK**

>strange fightit
No captcha, it'd be stranger NOT to fight it.

>>18249259
We can't be totally sure IC that she is interested yet. She's been asking questions constantly since she arrived, so all that stuff earlier may have been more curiosity. It's pretty much a 50/50 guess on if she wants us or is just looking for a reason to call us a leech and club us.

>>18249306
Nah man, too regimented. We gotta read it as it goes and give attention as necessary.

rolled 13 = 13

>>18249309
ITSSS JUST A JUMP TO LEFT

>>18249287
This.

Good idea, mention Hina blurting that out tell them it's entirely up to them

rolled 4 = 4

>>18249309

Timestop.

If anybody can appreciate using the Time Warp to escape an awkward situation, it's Frank.

rolled 82 = 82

>>18249309
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

rolled 70 = 70

>>18249309
Oh fuck.

>>18249262
This does make me feel bad. We should spend EXTRA ATTENTION and make sure they know we appreciate the trouble they went through for that bed.

Do our damnedest to break it in. And I want to use those bear-gummies!

rolled 84 = 84

>>18249309
oh god why now

rolled 14 = 14

>>18249309
GODDAMN PROBABILITY!

rolled 2 = 2

>>18249309
AND THEN A STEP TO THE RIIIIIGHT

rolled 3 = 3

>>18249309

and a step to the right.

rolled 65 = 65

>>18249309
GAAAAAAAAH, Badger fuck dick cunts, we are running, if need be burn time stop, throw our current supply of Molotov, dear god if we need more speed bunny mode is authorized. JUST GET AWAY FROM HIM.

rolled 78 = 78

>>18249309
TIME. FUCKING. STOP.
BUNNY FUCKING MODE.
Scoop Hina into our arms and run like fuck.

rolled 55 = 55

>>18249309
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH-z4rJp_po
RUN AWAY!

>Because it's not a REAL gaming session until someone quotes Monty Python.

rolled 12 = 12

>>18249309
This is why we need sidious as out therapist. Fucking TG dice won't kill us if we have lightning powers.

rolled 35 = 35

>>18249309
LETS DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIIIN

rolled 95 = 95

>>18249309
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEBADGERCUNTDICKS

Also we need to get that book from >>18248108 for Shirou, if possible it should be a kids book with majaikal pop out weapons

rolled 37 = 37

>>18249309

Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink

>>18249262
>>18249262
I agree totally. Our girls have been trying to get some quality time with us, trying to make this whole arrangement work, and then we spring a surprise dinner guest at the last minute? That's the kind of behavior I'd expect from Shirou.

Note to self: The dice gods don't like the time warp.

>>18249314
Except she outright asked us if there was a spot for her.
We may be dense but that is Shirou level dense not to get that flag

rolled 8 = 8

>>18249309
Aw what the hell. He's really a nice guy at heart. Let's help him pick out something nice.

>>18249369
Agreed. Let's just fuck them until they can't talk anymore tonight. I think that's what they really want. To use up some of that 40 lbs of condoms.

rolled 12 = 12

>>18249386
I think they're just as afraid of Frank as we are, is all.

>>18249391
NO HE ISN'T. Did you never see the Rocky Horror Picture Show? He's a sociopath!

>>18249391
Maybe some other time when the twins are with us.
As much as they like dressing us up they are fiercely protective of us

rolled 1 = 1

Let's just go with him.

What's the worst that could happen?

>>18249408
1d00
MFW

>>18249408
Nice d00.

rolled 51 = 51

>>18249408
>dice+1d00

see what you did there.

>>18249408
>1d00

Har har.

>>18249408

>What's the worst that could happen?
>Nat 1

WE ARE ABOUT TO FIND OUT.

rolled 23 = 23

>>18249408
>dice+1d00

I SEE YOU TROLL

>>18249408
I lol'd.

rolled 96 = 96

>>18249405
A sexy one

Why do we still have people rolling when >>18249366 got a 95 anyway?

>>18249408
>roll a 1
>What's the worst that could happen?
Oh you motherfucker.

>>18249425
>>18249422
>>18249419
>>18249418
>>18249415
>>18249414

The best part is knowing all of you, for a brief moment of absolute horror, went to check.

>>18249435
He rolled a d00, not a d100. He's trolling.

>>18249434
Because I got a 96 homie

>>18249437
got me there

>>18249441
It wasn't really necessary but yeah nice roll

>>18249369
Not just Shirou, but most of his tourney team was like that. Let's not suddenly become qualified to join.

>>18249390
She also used a lot of "hypothetically" and such. We'd be Shirou-dense if we didn't acknowledge the possibility, but we'd also be arrogant to automatically assume she wants our french loaf. It's not really hard to plan for either possibility.

>>18249434
For "HUEHUEHUE [X] Reload"

>>18249449
Starting post
>The look on her face showing that she is thinking something over
>After a few minutes she finally asks
>T-then... Could I be a part of it?

Pretty clear that she wasn't thinking hypothetically there

>>18249335
>>18249346
>>18249341
Pulling Hina close, you jump to the left
"FOOOOOOOOOOO!" The leatherman is there.
You take a step to the right.
You see gleaming oiled muscles blocking you for you, It's Billy.
Frank puts its hands on its hips, and brings its knees in tight.
All three of them surround you while doing insane pelvic thrusts.

You reach for your watch to do a time stop.
But it means nothing. It never would again.

BAD END
[x]reload

>>18249484
Absolutely worth it.

You write the best bad ends.

>>18249478
>>18249449

Yeah, the hypotheticals were 99% backpedalling on her part.

>>18249484
Fukken timewarp

>>18249484
HUEHUEHUE
Now that's a fate worse than death

>winneedo thicker
... Did captcha just say it needed it thicker?

>>18249484

OH GOD.

MY SIDES.

>>18249484
> triple-deck meatwich.jpg
Dat fucking filename.
Scared my dog with my laughing.

>>18249478
>>18249492
Of course, but we still have to at least consider taking her words at face value. If we treated her like she was already an applicant, we'd get a "BAAAAAAAKA!" and a sword to the face. It's better for our health if we act like nothing's gonna happen, while quietly acquiring another pillow for the bed.

>>18249525

>>18249537
We still need the edited version with Keima outside the window

>>18249551
We have one with Hayte shooped in already. I'm sure it'll get upgraded soon.

>>18249366
You grab Hina's hand tightly and run.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEBADGERCUNTDICKS" you yell much like Kraus would.

You run down the middle of the street, the titanium jock filling you with power and determination
The leatherman appears off to your right, "FOOOOOO!"
You jump to the left and avoid him.
BIlly walks out of an alley on your left, his oiled muscles and white briefs shining in the moonlight.
You take a step to the right, and swerve just out of his reach.

You run fast. Faster than you've ever run before.
Warp fast.

>>18249557
Throw the body paint to distract them.

>>18249557
OH GOD. PLEASE TELL ME WE PICKED HINA UP. OTHERWISE WE JUST DISLOCATED HER ARM SOMETHING FIERCE.

>>18249557
Did we get the Shirou book in our bags for such an awesome roll as well?

And Kraus really is rubbing off on us now it seems

>>18249564
Nah this is anime rules.
She is flapping in the wind like a scarf

>>18249557
Why is billy here and oiled in briefs always?

As a last ditch effort you throw body glitter behind you.
The sparkling particles acting like a fabulous chaff, buying you enough time.

You find yourselves in front of the dorm.
You are lightly panting, and Hina is clearly out of breath.

"Are you alright Hina?" you ask her.
"I see now what you man by 'IT'." she answers. "Y-you can let go of my hand now." She tells you with a blush.
"ah. right." you say as you finally release her hand.

"Thank you for accompanying me this evening." she suddenly says in an oddly formal tone.
"I will excuse myself now."
And she walks into the dorms up into her room.

WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18249640
To the twins!

>>18249640


sleep.

>>18249640
Girls for dinner if they haven't had it yet.
Mention what Hina asked tell them it is their decision

>>18249640
Dinner, for us and our girlfriends.

It's been a busy day, so some nice relaxing meal is in order.

>>18249640
Mentilate to the Twins and Nanoha, find out what we've missed.

>>18249640
Dinner with our Ladies. Bring them some bread, tell them that you wouldn't be surprised if Hina expressed interest in joining them. Tell them about how we're going to start seeing a psychiatrist for obvious reasons.

>>18249556
Keima added

>>18249640

Bread delivery and then some dinner with the girlfriends.

>>18249618
Billy is always oiled and briefy.
Do you your really want to know why?

>>18249640
goddammit that's not Hina

>>18249673
Glorious.

>>18249640
Dinner with our ladies. Hina conversation can wait till tomorrow, it would just marr dinner and introduce stress when we're trying to let the ladies relax.

>>18249680
Yes.

You check in quick with your girls.
'Hi, where are you all at?'
'We're in your room with Jakob and Ted' the twins reply.
'I'm with Madoka and Sakura, were eating some of the cake we got.' Nanoha answers.

'You girls have dinner already?'
'Yes.'
'Yeah'
'Yep.' they answer

You proceed into the dorms.
[ ]twins
[ ]nanoha
[ ]other


>>18249693
Ill have to recolor the girls into the twins, nanoha, perrine and ????

>>18249735
You know, we taught Hina how to mentillate. She might be asking them RIGHT NOW.

[x] Twins

>>18249742
Twins. I'm guessing after her cake Nanoha will be over so we can do the informing them all about therapy and so on then.

>>18249673
Adjusted for Correct Harem,

>>18249742
TWINS THEY WERE

>>18249742
Recolor one into Director Yuki, of course.

Regardless, [x]Twins

>>18249742
[x] Nanoha

Delicious consenting twelve year old.

>>18249742
Nanoha.
We'll go there with the excuse of asking Sakura if she'd like that picnic we promised her this weekend, while spending time with Nanoha. The twins will be getting us later tonight. So I think it's only fair.

>>18249764
why is perrine there, but not Ursula?