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    234 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Of Mice and Men Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)06:29 No.18273839  
    WE ARE BUTLER, WE MAKE TEA LIKE WE MAKE LOVE. HOT, ELEGANT AND SATISFYING.
    Majaik, elegance, and an angry teaset. We have it all.
    >ARCHIVES HERE
    >http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    "Atleast you found your target. I didn't even get within a hundred feet of mine." She answers you with a pout.
    "Is that an admission of defeat?" you ask her jokingly.
    She ponders that for a bit.
    "Yeah.. I guess it is." she tells you with a blush.
    "Okay. You win." she tells you with a quick kiss.
    "But if it's something too embarrassing, your sleeping on the couch for the next three days."
    She tells you with a wag of her finger.
    "Oh. I wouldn't want that." you tell her with a smile
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)06:30 No.18273848
    rolled 14 = 14

    Is her back turned? Smack her ass.
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)06:31 No.18273854
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)06:35 No.18273872
    +1 for French Maid outfit.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)06:36 No.18273883
    Last thread was
    4 death by frills ( Sakura outfit )
    2 French Meido
    1 Victorian dress

    I am adding support for Sakura
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)06:37 No.18273884
    >>18273839
    We're going to need to get Mike to allow non uniform clothes in class for the duration of the bet. I wonder if we can make her cycle through different outfits of our choice throughout the 3 day period, it'd be nice.
    >> First Mate 03/10/12(Sat)06:37 No.18273886
    First Mate present but occupied. Already voiced support for Sakura dress last thread but might as well reiterate.

    Make us proud gentlemen
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)06:38 No.18273889
    i think the consensus was
    a)she wears the frilly outfit in public because "I think it just looks so cute on you", and the sexy maid in private.
    b)we hold off on making her wear it until the new witches arrive, for maximum hilarity.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)06:39 No.18273896
    >>18273884
    We can get away with it until after classes just fine, you know.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)06:39 No.18273899
    >>18273884
    Yeah there was an idea for a cooled mini keg of holding that we filled with good beer to sweeten the deal for him.
    I prefer the idea of ultimate humiliation by girlieness for all three days but this could be interesting
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)06:41 No.18273914
    >>18273889
    Basically yes and there was the Idea of >>18273899
    Which was gaining support

    Also we wanted to Mentilate Nanoha or Madoka and get a copy of the video of Sakura running across the roof of Nanoha's room.

    I just thought her birthday is Thursday and she turns 13... There may be stormy waters ahed
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)06:42 No.18273920
    should i post the updated to-do list?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)06:43 No.18273928
    >>18273914
    Hopefully people learned their lesson last time.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)06:44 No.18273930
    >>18273920
    Probably a good idea.
    Ooh we should get Sakura or Nanoha to put ribbons in her hair too. We want to make this as memorable as possible since it means 3 nights on the couch.

    And record it, as much as possible
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)06:44 No.18273932
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    >since it was discussed a lot in the last thread:
    >KEIMA

    You and Erica spot Keima sitting a few rows above you.
    The two of you head his way to talk to him/ screw with him.

    "Heya!" Erica greets him.
    "Hey. You shouldave used stronger rope on Shirou." he tells her.
    "I should have covered him in chains and dumped him in the river! Unfortunately i coudnt find chains, or a river."
    "hey man," you say "we bothering you?"
    "No, Of course not."
    "Well, I had this idea... Maybe you'd like it."
    "Go on.." He asks you intrigued
    "How about we compile a database of the class' abilities and weaknesses." you explain. "Everyone that wants in will contribute thier data, and gets everybody else's."
    "Your idea is to help everyone mesh together better?"
    "Yes. Exactly." you nod. "If we all knew each others capabilities, even if we were to be grouped randomly like today there would be no problems in working with each other. Right?"
    "I do have such a thing for our team, but I never considered doing it for the whole class... Very well, I will look into this idea." he says as he ends the conversation to open about half a dozen holos around him.


    WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

    >>18273854
    Haha. I like that.
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)06:45 No.18273941
    Anything with a (?) means there hasn’t been a lot of consensus for it.
    To do list:
    Talk to Sakura about picking out a frilly dress for Erica to wear for 3 days, starting the day the new Witches arrive
    See the doctor about an extra dimensional swag palace for us to start working on.
    See Ryuu about making new potions, including BEARMODE potion, from scratch and mention we think it is time we tried fiddling around with that, also mention we might have another good alchemy student for him
    Continue to pursue Yuki, library rendezvous
    Work with Hina on her fear of heights, maybe get her some accessories to aid in combat(air hike/slow fall)
    Find an opportunity for Kraus to get with the other daughters of Rozen(TWINS FOR EVERYONE)
    Consider an appropriate milf to add to the bureau/harem(?)
    Hang out with Max(?)
    ----Shopping----
    We only have about 4 days to get our things ready for white day so we'd better get onto it next thread.
    Go to town, order the locket for Nanoha, find the Lingerie for the twins, find the LP for Keima and get the ingredients for our various friends’ gifts while we are there.
    Consider birthday present for Nanoha, possibly paintball gun+Molotov rounds
    Take some bread to Tsukino was mentioned before, whether or not we taste her pie remains to be seen
    we still need to get our hands on a Grand Piano for classy entertaining. Solve limited space problem, possibly remove couch, or somehow combine the couch with a grand piano
    ABCs of Swords for Shirou
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)06:45 No.18273943
    >>18273928
    We can only phone
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)06:46 No.18273951
    >>18273932
    shopping time.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)06:47 No.18273954
    >>18273941
    Maybe the accessories for Hina could be hair clips. She always has some on in HnG
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)06:49 No.18273965
    >>18273932
    Get a sitrep from Jacob and Ted on how the apology went in the library. If Sakura is around tell her how the bet went and see if she can design or find the frilliest, fluffiest, girliest dress fucking possible.

    Also I doubt that she'll find it in her to make us sleep on the couch. She can't resist the swag and the rest of our ladies might end up on us anyways.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)06:51 No.18273973
    >>18273965
    Make sure we have a comfy couch just in case she does do it and the ladies all end up on us
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)06:52 No.18273975
    >>18273965
    This.

    Just make our couch an AWESOME couch, and the rest of the girls will go there anyways. Erica will only be punishing herself.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)06:54 No.18273983
    >>18273975
    The girls picked our current couch, so it should be quite serviceable.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)06:55 No.18273986
    If we want frilly dresses, we should consult Touhou, nobody does frilly dresses and hats better than Touhou.
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)06:55 No.18273988
    >>18273965
    >Erica
    >Not completely willing to punish us, especially after specifically threatening to do so.
    wat.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)06:56 No.18273994
    >>18273988
    Oh she'd punish us, but we'd enjoy that.

    She's threatening to put us out in the doghouse for a few days, and the problem with that is she'd lose out on the action too.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)06:56 No.18274000
    >>18273986
    We haven't got any touhou's about so Sakura is the next best option.

    we should just tell her we need a really cute dress like she wear for Erica and she will get basically what we need
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)06:56 No.18274001
    I don't think Hayate would even mind if he had to sleep on the couch. Didn't he sleep on the floor before he got here?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)06:57 No.18274006
    >>18273986
    Actually, you may want to check a Korean Manwha called Witch Hunters. It has more and frillier hats than Touhou, which I find to be a little limited in its taste in hats.

    Quite frilly dresses in Touhou, but I think that's more saturation than anything else. After all, with that many girls, all in unique outfits, frills will pop up anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)06:57 No.18274008
    >>18273941
    Add "convince mike to let us enforce our bet in class hours" to the list
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:00 No.18274019
    >>18274008
    >"Mike, you gotta let Erica wear her new dress in class."
    >"I dunno man, it's kinda distracting to the rest of the students."
    >"If you take this away from me, then one day, one of your salads is going to have bear leaves in it."
    >"So I'm marking Erica down for Free Dress Day. Have fun kid."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)07:01 No.18274021
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    >FRILLY
    You quickly contact Sakura.
    'Hey there,' you tell her 'I wonder if you could do me a favor.'
    'SUUUUUUUUURE! whatisit?'
    'I won a bet against Erica. And I want you do design the frilliest fluffiest dress you could imagine for her.'
    'IWILL!!! I'mgonnaputBOWSandRIBBONSandBELLSandLACEandRUFFLESandPIIIIIIINKanditsgonnabesoooCUUUUUUTE.' she answers you as you wonder what sugary treat she was eating at that moment.
    'Thanks. By the way, I hope you're excited for tomorrows picnic.'
    'IamIamIamIamIam!!!'
    You drop the connection and now link up with J and Ted.
    'Hey guys. How'd It go?'
    'Swimmingly well.'
    'It went great Sir.' they answer.
    'Great. Thanks guys.'
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:01 No.18274024
    >>18274001
    Oh man.

    Erica kicks us out of the bed, we break out the tears and go into PTSD mode. She feels so bad that she lets us back in.

    It'd work, but it's manipulative as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:03 No.18274033
    >>18274024
    No, if she kicks us out we roll with it, we'll still have a gaggle of women cuddling us while we sleep and we'd probably still get Ursula sex. Honestly she'd be more frustrated by the end result than we would be. It's funnier this way, she tries to put us in the doghouse and it utterly fails.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:03 No.18274035
    >>18274021
    Mentilate Nanoha or Madoka, see if we can't get a copy of the video of Sakura running around the roof of Nanoha's room from one of them

    Go have a quick chat to mike bribe or threaten as necessary to get our bet allowed to be run during class hours.

    Then shopping I guess
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:04 No.18274039
    >>18274024
    We avoid emotional manipulation, we just see if she can go more than half a night without our swag next to her
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)07:05 No.18274041
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    At that same moment a new voice popped into your head.
    'H-hayate? Thanks for the tea Jakob and Theodore brought. I-I'm sorry i-if I got you in trouble with mr.Mike.' Yuki tells you.
    'Oh it's nothing. I also apologize for scaring you.'
    'I-it's alright. I panicked. I'm sorry.'
    'Hey maybe sometime we could have tea together? Me, you and Ted and J.'
    'I'd like that.' she says before the connection fades out.


    WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:05 No.18274042
    >>18274021
    Talk to Mike, tell him at some time in the near future, when the new witches are coming, we're going to be calling in a bet with Erica. We desire special dispensation for her to not have to wear uniform during class hours. Bribe as necessary.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:06 No.18274043
    >>18274041
    This
    >>18274035

    Also FUCK YEAH YUKI ROUTE!
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:07 No.18274048
    >>18274041
    Swag orbit status: stable.
    Let's find out how the others in our group did.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:07 No.18274049
    I just had an idea for the best gift / troll for Mike and Max.

    BEAR leaf cigars, one or two bear leaves rolled in with the rest
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:07 No.18274051
    >>18274042
    We should probably wait until he's finished monitoring the exercises, yes. Calling him while he's focussed on a dozen different missions might just piss him off.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:07 No.18274053
    >>18274021
    oh man we are not getting laid for days now.

    I was kinda hoping we'd pull off something beautiful and romantic and make Erica realize that she was a real woman and not just a piece of meat to us, but hey whatever.
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)07:07 No.18274054
    >>18274041
    explain to Mike about the bet, bribe as necessary.

    I'm personally not cool with threatening him with the bear leaves. He is out bro-gorilla after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:08 No.18274056
    >>18274042
    This is the better version of the Mike part that I've seen.

    >>18274041
    FUCK YEAH YUKI ROUTE.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:09 No.18274062
    >>18274053
    This always was about us trolling her in return, we do plenty to show she isn't a piece of meat and we are looking at getting her into some nice outfits before we spring the Sakura surprise on her.

    And honestly she will break without sex from us before we break without sex from her
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)07:10 No.18274067
    >>18274053
    this is about getting back at her for the forced crossdressing, not for romantic purposes.
    We can probably get Ursula acclimated to the idea of wearing dresses on dates and get Erica to come around to wearing them out as well.
    none of what happens related to the bet is going to stop Ursula from sleeping with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:12 No.18274078
    >>18274067
    It could go either way. Ursula may go twin solidarity on the strike, or she may side with us because it's Erica's fault she made the bet.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)07:12 No.18274081
    You want to check in on Mike about something, but see him still surrounded by about half a dozen holos.
    His brow frowning in deep thought.
    You decide to talk to him later when he's free.


    WHAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)07:13 No.18274085
    >>18274081
    time to get some shopping done, so i can shorten the damn list.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:14 No.18274086
    >>18274081
    Carry on with contacting Madoka or Nanoha abut the video then onwards to shopping!

    And talk to Keima about the student power / ability register
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:15 No.18274090
    >>18274081
    See if any other team members are done with their trials.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:15 No.18274093
    >>18274085
    >>18274081
    Yeah, shopping.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:15 No.18274094
    >>18274086
    We already did the Keima one.
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)07:16 No.18274097
    >>18274086
    see>>18273932
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:17 No.18274103
    >>18274081
    We've got lots to do in town. We have to visit Tsukino with some of our bread, we have shopping up the wazoo including White day presents, birthday presents, ABC's of swords for Shirou and more. Given that we're shopping for people we should probably go this alone.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:17 No.18274104
    >>18274094
    >>18274097
    Ah missed it, that's good it got done.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:19 No.18274114
    >>18274103
    Yeah good plan.
    Plus we don't want to do the Tsukino but in front of the girls.

    Also see if we can't find something for Gai whether it is a gift for him or something to help with Maggie, such a bro deserves some though.

    Also how are out cash reserves? I know it was about 130-150 but do we have our weekly 31guptas yet or is that a end / start of the week deal?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:21 No.18274118
    Guys
    Guys
    How about the Archive from Dresden Files?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)07:21 No.18274121
    >Shopping
    Do you take Erica with you?
    if not. How do you excuse yourself from her?
    She WILL want to come
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:21 No.18274125
    >>18274121
    Tell her we're going to get some White Day stuff
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:22 No.18274126
    >>18274121
    Well we could tell her we have to go buy her some presents and don't want to ruin the surprise or we could take her along and skip the presents for her and Ursula for white day
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:22 No.18274128
    >>18274114
    We've burned a fair bit the last few days. I wouldn't be surprised if we were under 100 now.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:24 No.18274134
    >>18274128
    That's why I said was. I couldn't remember the last proper count we did
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:24 No.18274135
    rolled 1 = 1

    Also from the last thread (surprised you didn't bring this over, Lookout), our tentative schedule for the upcoming week:

    Sunday evening ERICA
    Monday evening URSULA
    Tuesday bar crawl
    Wednesday Whiteday group date
    Thursday Nanoha party
    Friday [hina day?]
    Saturday library romp
    Sunday training with sousuke

    >>18274121
    If Gai is done with his mission, ask him if we can hide presents at his place
    Then Shopping!
    Either [1] Tell Erica we're getting presents for her, or [2] Bring her along, and get her and Ursula's presents later.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:24 No.18274136
    >>18274121
    No Erica, tell her that much of the stuff we're buying is meant to be a surprise both for her and others and we can't risk the secret getting out. We love you dear but if you come along you'll tell everyone what I'm getting them and that's just not going to work.
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)07:24 No.18274137
    >>18274121
    i think it would be fine if she came with us, just means we'd have to put off getting her and ursula's gift. I'm really not familiar with this White Day thing so I dunno what good etiquette is for the situation. also means it's less likely we'll get in trouble for giving our bread to Tsukino
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)07:25 No.18274141
    >>18274128
    By my calculations you have161 guptas.
    you only spent most on the Violin and paintball suplies
    I almost dont count the yonks purchases anymore.
    [the pay has come in at sunset today]

    >DO YOU TAKE ERICA SHOPPING?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:25 No.18274143
    >>18274121
    Tell her the truth, we're buying presents for White Day. She'll probably want to know what it is, though, but once we explain we'll be free.
    We might want to get some of the guys to come with, though. Gai definitely. Invite Keima, buy his gift but don't say who it's for.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:26 No.18274145
    >>18274137
    You honestly think we won't get in trouble for taking bread to and flirting with another girl in front of Erica? Nah tell her it is secret present business and we don't want to ruin the surprise
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:27 No.18274150
    >>18274141
    Consensus is no, and tell her we are white day shopping for her and the others
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)07:27 No.18274154
    >>18274135
    didn't seem necessary yet. And the one i saved is this

    Sunday evening ERICA/troll Keima
    Monday evening URSULA/troll Keima
    Tuesday bar crawl/troll Keima
    Wednesday Whiteday group date/troll Keima
    Thursday Nanoha party/troll Keima
    Friday [hina day?] /troll Keima
    Saturday library romp/troll Keima
    Sunday training with sousuke/troll Keima

    >>18274118
    seems like a logical choice, given our current cast of characters, but...
    Could we maybe scale back on the jailbait, just a little bit? please?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:28 No.18274157
    >>18274141
    Don't take her, cite secrecy for presents. This is our first white day with people we love and we want to make it as wonderful as possible.

    Don't cite making baking innuendos towards Tsukino.
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)07:29 No.18274164
    >>18274145
    we haven't done any flirting with Tsukino, we've just been showing an innocent interest in bread making, and she said she wanted some. If she flirts with us, I'm sure Erica would be happy to disabuse her of any notions she has about getting Hayate's bread in her oven.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:33 No.18274177
    >>18274157
    I'm still waiting for the day when buttering her buns becomes the correct answer.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:33 No.18274180
    >>18274164
    We have been using innuendo so heavily shirou would instantly get it.

    And Hina didn't like how much she was responding
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:34 No.18274183
    >>18274177
    It always is the right answer
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)07:35 No.18274190
    >>18274180
    The innuendo has always been implied though. When he did the short bit from Hina's point of view it seemed we were utterly oblivious to Tsukino taking it as innuendo and flirting in return.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:37 No.18274196
    >>18274190
    Except from the first time we arrived we checked her out, decided we wanted some of that and have continued that train of thought since then
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)07:40 No.18274201
    the consensus is definitely no. I'm the only, i think, who thinks it would be alright to take erica.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)07:40 No.18274203
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    >shopping
    >leave Erica, EXPLAIN
    >optional take some of the guys.

    "Hey Erica, I hope you don't mind but I'm going into town for some Whiteday shopping." you tell your blond angel.
    "What's Whiteday?" she asks
    "It's this thing from Japan where guys give girls presents."
    "That's called Valentine's Day silly. And its over already."
    "NOOOOPE. In Japan, girl's give guys presents on Valentine's day."
    "Sure. And in Canada, milk comes in bags." she responds.
    "No I'm serious. Anyway, I hope you dont mind me going alone. I was gonna pick up some presents for you girls, and I wouldn't want to ruin the surprise."
    "Hmnnnn.. Okay, but you better make my gift a good one."
    "Of course." She gives you a quick kiss, and she heads off to the dorms.

    **ROLL FOR RANDOM MALE COMPANION**
    1-20 KENJI
    21-40 GAI
    41-60 KEIMA
    61-80 JUN
    81-100 SHIROU

    <since you've all been pretty nice the whole day, here's a gorgeous Erica pic
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:42 No.18274210
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>18274203

    Keima!
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:42 No.18274212
    rolled 75 = 75

    Either Kenji or Shirou would be fucking hilarious.
    Can't really have Keima since that would ruin the surprise

    Jun or Gai are fine
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)07:43 No.18274215
    >>18274180
    It was more of a whole slew situational responses that could be taken as innuendo.
    One of the basic building blocks of MISUNDERSTANDING!

    >I WANT YOUR HOT BUNS
    >buy hot buns
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)07:43 No.18274217
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    rolled 95 = 95

    >>18274203
    c'mon Shirou
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:44 No.18274224
    >>18274203
    Come on Gai, we both need gifts for our lady friends and he's the broest guy ever. Kenji will be hard to shop with and Shirou is Shirou. Keima doesn't work as well when we're getting him a gift, but he'll never expect it anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:44 No.18274227
    >>18274215
    True but we drove the HMS Swagtanic that way because of the innuendo iirc from the conversation in the threads.

    Either way it is hilarious and fun
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:44 No.18274228
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    rolled 62 = 62

    >>18274203
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:45 No.18274229
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>18274224
    I really need to stop doing that.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:45 No.18274234
    rolled 34 = 34

    >>18274203
    Needs more Gai needs more Gai needs more Gai.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:45 No.18274236
    rolled 66 = 66

    Come on Kur- I mean Shirou!
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:46 No.18274239
    >>18274210

    i really hope first roll wins
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:46 No.18274241
    So far it looks like we get everyone
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 03/10/12(Sat)07:46 No.18274243
    >>18274217
    Yesss
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)07:48 No.18274249
    rolled 1, 1 = 2

    picking numbers
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:48 No.18274252
    rolled 36 = 36

    anything except shirou is fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:49 No.18274258
    >>18274249
    Dice gods love Gai

    We really should get him something for being such a bro
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:49 No.18274259
    >>18274249
    Looks like we get two Gais coming with us. That'll be awesome, twice the broship.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:53 No.18274274
    >>18274259
    Heh we hit a time warp pick up Gai and run into Gai in town.

    Both are quite formal upon meeting, have a quick match then decide to relax in stoic silence.

    The town gets significantly more awesome due to this interaction
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)07:57 No.18274288
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    rolled 2 = 2

    >>18274249
    >1,1 lol dicegods approve of Gai
    >GAI ONLY
    >holyshit I forgot Gai had his date today.
    >See sidestory for maggie 2 threads back.

    As you walk out of the Gym, and into the Quad you spot Gai and Maggie wearing civilian attire headed to the gates.
    "Hi guys." you call out to them "Headed somewhere?"
    as Maggie remains quiet and blushes slightly, Gai responds,
    "We ere headed out for dinner in town. And you?"
    "Oh..." you realize this was a date of sorts, and did not wish to interfere, "I was... I was about to go up to the dorms, yeah. Well, I'll be seeing you guys. Have fun."
    And you faked turning into the path for the dorms.
    as you diseapear around the corner you give Gai a quick mental message,
    'Hey man, good luck with the date.'
    'Thank you.' he answers.

    you spend a few more minutes haning around the dorm entrance to make sure to give the two some head start.
    As you walk back out into the path leading outside you bump into ____________

    *repicking number*
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)07:59 No.18274296
    >>18274288
    Jun time! All the time!
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:00 No.18274301
    >>18274288

    >Jun

    Us and Jun are gonna follow Kraus and Shinku on their date.

    This is gonna be strange and akward
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:02 No.18274302
    >>18274301
    Kraus as a floating teapot or does he have a human form yet?

    Also this might be a way to achieve the TWINS FOR ALL! Plan
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)08:04 No.18274311
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    As you walk back out into the path leading outside you bump into Jun.
    "oops. Sorry man."
    "Ah, I'm sorry too." he says, again Shinku is not with him.
    "Hey, how'd your simulations go?" you ask him
    "We got a hostage rescue situation. With Shinku's teleportation, and Kenji's distraction we were able to evacuate all hostages safely. How did yours go?"
    "I failed the final objective for mine. We got knocked out."
    "I see." he answers.
    "Hey where's shinku?"
    "She's talking to her sisters again. It's the same reason I went out of my room."
    "So you're not doing anything right now?"
    "Nope."
    "Want to come with me to town? Do some shopping?"
    "Sure." he answers
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)08:07 No.18274323
    The two of you arrive into town with no problem.
    YOu once again face the row of shops.
    On the front are the RCS, HELGA's, and PANTASIA.
    There are two other stores there.

    **WHAT ARE THE TWO OTHER STORES?**
    Can be new or anyone of the older mentioned ones.

    ROLL EM
    first 2 over fifty
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:08 No.18274324
    rolled 74 = 74

    >>18274323
    Dresden's Boutique
    Harry Dresden's cover in this place? Hell yeah
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:09 No.18274328
    rolled 88 = 88

    >>18274323
    Majaikal Mike's Miscellanery
    A majaikal jewellery specializing in enchanted pieces of all kind
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:09 No.18274329
    rolled 82 = 82

    >>18274323
    Black Lagoon Company

    Odd Jobs ranging from birthday parties, smuggling and political assassinations. No Questions Asked.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:10 No.18274332
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>18274324
    Well, less cover for Dresden and more a cover for the Archive
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)08:10 No.18274333
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>18274323
    Bobby's Hunter Emporium: Ancient tomes, amulets, rock salt, curse boxes.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:11 No.18274339
    >>18274332
    Because our swag pile must grow!
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)08:13 No.18274344
    >>18274339
    >>18274332
    guys, if we even hint that that we might make moves on the Archive, Kincaid and Dresden will murder us. Kincaid wont hesitate. Dresden will hesitate, for about 20 seconds tops, and then kill us.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:14 No.18274351
    >>18274344
    But we don't make a move, she just gets drawn in by our swag and class
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:15 No.18274355
    >>18274344
    I think the only way to work the Archive would be to offer her tea, be unfailingly polite and awesome. Don't make moves on her and let our swagravity pull her in. This way they probably won't kill us immediately, she can smooth is over and if they object throw them around like rag dolls.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:16 No.18274357
    >>18274355
    >>18274351
    Swagmind
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)08:19 No.18274370
    welp, i don't steer the ship. I just try to point out potential icebergs, sea-mines and deep creatures that would threaten our voyages. And I see Kincaid and Dresden as very big icebergs.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:20 No.18274375
    >>18274370
    I see them more as asteroids.
    Come out of nowhere without warning and obliterate us and everything in a 5 mile radius
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:20 No.18274377
    >>18274344
    I'm all for staying away from "cursed items". There are tons and tons of bitches to collect without messing with the ones full of dangerous baggage.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:21 No.18274382
    >>18274377
    Me too. Quite happy to stick with regular death instead of over the top cursed death
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)08:22 No.18274386
    >>18274377
    she's not cursed, she just has two guardians.
    One is literally the most dangerous mortal in existence.
    The other is potentially the most dangerous wizard, ever.
    yeah, meteor is more appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:24 No.18274392
    >>18274386
    I was using it as a figure of speech. I didn't mean literal curses, I meant "very bad shit happens to us if we collect this bitch".
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)08:25 No.18274400
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    >i have no idea what dresden files is.
    >Ill just throw in a quick nod.

    As you walk across the shop fronts you see touma dragging a small white clad nun out of the door to Dresden's Boutique.

    "NO INDEX! Stop fighting with miss Archive! I know you hold the knowledge of 10000 grimmoires, but now is not the time to brag about it."
    "But Touma! She said she knew all of humanities knowledge! I can't believe that! LET ME GO OR I'LL BITE YOU!"
    And she did bite him. On the head.
    On the other side of a door, a young girl just watches the fiasco.

    You and Jun skirt around this and enter Majaikal Mike's Miscellanery.
    >i will have to read some of the books.
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)08:28 No.18274410
    >>18274400
    great, now we're gonna lose LG for a month while he rips through the Dresden Files.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:28 No.18274411
    Magical jewelry with all kinds of effects?

    Well damn it's like the gifts just fall into our laps.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:29 No.18274414
    >>18274411
    That's why I rolled for it
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:31 No.18274420
    >>18274410
    Nah he will just get less work done than before the quest started is all.. and live off less sleep
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)08:34 No.18274432
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    You find yourselves in a clean looking store carrying seemingly random stuff.
    In a glass cabinet by the counter you see all sorts of jewelry and baubles.

    "Hey there. I'm Mike." the man behind the counter greets you, a friendly smile on his tough looking face.
    "You have anything you want to sell or pawn?"
    "Or maybe there was something you were looking for?"

    >>18274410
    I can read them to and from work, im a decently fast reader
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:36 No.18274438
    >>18274411
    And it can functional AND fashionable!

    Erica: Bracelet/Amulet of Trueshot
    Ursula: Ioun stone of intelligence?
    Nahona: Not really sure. Ideas?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:37 No.18274445
    >>18274432
    We should be able to score Nanoha's locket easily. We might as well check for Hina's Air Hike/slow fall accessories while where here too
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:37 No.18274446
    >>18274432
    Look for something like the holo recorder pendant we've been considering for Nanoha.

    I forget if we were getting jewelry for anyone else.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:37 No.18274450
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>18274432
    Hi Mike, I was in the market for some majaikal pieces. Something with a spell on for allowing someone to jump once in the air to redirect their movement and one to slow or break their fall! Something small like a hair clip or bracelet if possible.

    And I want to commission a locket to be made that can store contingent phrases, a hologram and music, reprogrammable would be nice but if not then I can supply the data for it myself
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:37 No.18274453
    >>18274432
    Thank God it's not the guys from Pawn Stars. They haggle harder than Recette.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:38 No.18274455
    >>18274450
    Sorry forgot to clear my dice out, but rolled well so not too bad at least
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)08:39 No.18274463
    >>18274432
    "some accessories that will help with jumping higher and landing softer, for a girl"

    You could also get the audiobooks, read to you by James Marsters.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:39 No.18274464
    >>18274432
    Right, first order of business, magic jewelry for women.
    First and somewhat important, looking for something to help with fear of heights, some kind of jumping on air thing or the like.

    Second and also important a holo-locket of sorts with recordable phrases images and so on.

    The last two are less important and more if you happen to have them lying around.

    Third something to do with flight or accuracy could be nice.

    Fourth, something a techie would want or need if you have it.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:40 No.18274469
    >>18274438
    >buffing what they don't need buffed
    Monocle of Intangibility (5 sec intangibility x times per day)
    Gloves of Hazardous Handling (50% explosion resistance)
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:42 No.18274475
    >>18274469
    Heh those gloves would be perfect for Ursula
    The true shot isn't a bad idea for Ursula though, she might be a crack shot but a little help is always nice
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:42 No.18274478
    >>18274450
    When I first brought up air hike, I kinda intended for her to be able to use it continuously. Like if she keeps jumping enough, she can reach orbit.

    Also, this shit is probably expensive. We should stick to the list.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:44 No.18274486
    >>18274478
    What I mentioned was the things that were agreed on I just explained them out.

    The air hike thing I meant as a repeatable thing as well.

    Anyway we have a big pile of guptas that aren't going to spend themselves so we might as well do some nice work with it
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)08:44 No.18274488
    "Hi Mike, I was in the market for some majaikal pieces. Something with a spell on for allowing someone to jump once in the air to redirect their movement and one to slow or break their fall! Something small like a hair clip or bracelet if possible."

    "And I want to commission a locket to be made that can store contingent phrases, a hologram and music, reprogrammable would be nice but if not then I can supply the data for it myself"

    "I'm sorry kid, we don't do custom pieces here, we only have what people bring us. I do have thatsomething much like that slow fall thing you were talking about."
    he reaches into the glass cabinet and pulls out pin. It's made of what appears to be mother of pearl and bronze.
    "Here's a FeatherFall pin. Made for kids trying to practice levitation. Used to be big about 800 years ago. But they were replaced with simpler to cast safety-net hexes. Since it's not much in demand, I can give it to you for 2 guptas."

    [ ]buy?
    [ ]no buy
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:45 No.18274495
    >>18274488
    Buy
    And do you know anywhere that does make custom pieces?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:46 No.18274496
    >>18274488
    >2
    [x] Buy.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:46 No.18274498
    >>18274488
    Sure, it can be activated and deactivated at will, you aren't forced to slow fall? Do you know where we can commission a piece like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:46 No.18274499
    >>18274495
    This. That price is a steal, and he probably would know where to get the others.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)08:47 No.18274503
    By the way guys.
    Even if you give someone who's afraid of heights a parachute, it doesn't mean she'll jump off the plane immediately.

    You have the Hina route. work it well
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:47 No.18274504
    rolled 51 = 51

    Rollan for haggling down to 1.5 guptas
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:48 No.18274509
    >>18274503
    Understood. This is something we want so that we can work on that issue, not an instant fix.

    I figured she would be more agreeable to practicing aerial dickey if she had a safety net beforehand
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:49 No.18274513
    >>18274503
    >get her up high on one of our trays
    >she's freaking the fuck out
    >"Hina, Hina! Look at me!"
    >she looks
    >"just hold on, and look at me. Don't look down, look at me."
    >fasten pin
    >jump
    >leisurely float to the ground gives Hina time to panic and grab us tight, realize that she's not dying, realize she's hugging us, and finally realize that she likes it

    Flawless.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:49 No.18274516
    >>18274503
    She may not jump off the plane, but she'll freak out less while on it. It should make the training easier, which is why we wanted it.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:50 No.18274519
    >>18274503
    Well, it's something small to start with.
    >>18274504
    We can only haggle with Recette.
    >>18274513
    NO THAT'S A BAD IDEA WE SHOULD REALLY NOT DO THAT. OKAY?
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)08:51 No.18274524
    >>18274513
    mad genius. I support this action.


    I need some sleep, I'll see you guys at 0600 for tonight's thread. Good luck.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)08:51 No.18274526
    rolled 3 = 3

    >buy
    "Sure, I'll take it. I'm sure she'll appreciate this."
    "SHE? Oh. Your girlfriend having problems with levitation?" he asks
    "But Erica flies really well..." Jun comments.
    "err..." you can only say.
    "Say, no more kid." he says as he rings up your purchase. "Need anything else?"

    If you need anything else roll for it.
    **ROLL 2d100**
    Highest roll, gets pick. and it's 2nd roll, if close enough to my own, will determine if he has it
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:52 No.18274527
    >>18274513
    That's not the Hina route, that's the wooden sword to the face route.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:53 No.18274533
    rolled 92 = 92

    >>18274432
    magnet:?xt=urn:btih:DD0C303A47179EE4CE54B22A553BDAD2ECA6E3FD&dn=Dresden%20Files&tr=http%3a//
    inferno.demonoid.me%3a3417/announce
    mURI for dem books as epub
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:55 No.18274540
    rolled 79, 71 = 150

    >>18274526
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:55 No.18274543
    rolled 60, 4 = 64

    >>18274526
    No it's just a friend and I was wondering if you had another device that allowed someone to jump while in the air to redirect or speed their movement. If it can be used multiple times that would be great
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:56 No.18274548
    rolled 33, 61 = 94

    Wow we need to get almost HUEHUEHUE rolls?

    Anyway the air hike pin / bracelet thing >>18274478
    Mentioned since he won't have the locket
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)08:57 No.18274552
    rolled 45, 1 = 46

    >>18274543
    Shit we need this guy to win. Rolling for him to be picked
    >> First Mate 03/10/12(Sat)08:59 No.18274561
    rolled 81, 79 = 160

    Woo smoko time is almost home time

    Trying for the jumpy thing
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:01 No.18274572
    rolled 98, 13 = 111

    Damn you Gods and your fickle ways
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:03 No.18274577
    >>18274572
    Here meant that post to include >>18274478 idea
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:05 No.18274590
    lol everyone wants air hike when she won't even use it for ages.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:06 No.18274594
    >>18274590
    Not like he has the other things we were looking for
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:06 No.18274595
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    rolled 23 = 23

    >>18274400
    >Index
    >Archive
    >Dresden
    >Touma
    >Likely Kincaid as well since Archive's handler?
    mfw
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)09:07 No.18274597
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    "No it's just a friend and I was wondering if you had another device that allowed someone to jump while in the air to redirect or speed their movement. If it can be used multiple times that would be great"

    "Well, As luck would have it I think i have the thing," he again reaches into the glass cabinet.
    "This is an AirShelf ring."
    He shows you a silver ring with what appears to be a check mark engraved on it.
    "The wearer can use it to generate a solid platform of air under their feet. It was invented for people to basketball better, also known as cheating. Some guy named Jordan invented them in the 90's. They're kinda rare though. So I can only let this go for 13guptas. Do you want it?"
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:08 No.18274599
    We're looking for something for Hina right?

    Instead of trying to fight her fear of heights, lets get her something she can use now. Some kind of defensive gear.

    Wait a second: She's not part of our swag-club. Would getting her a gift even be appropriate?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:08 No.18274600
    rolled 26 = 26

    Oh hell yeah.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:09 No.18274603
    rolled 33 = 33

    >>18274599
    She is a female friend of ours, of course.
    Which reminds me we also need something for Amazon
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:09 No.18274604
    >>18274599
    WE ARE GENTLEMANS.
    We give gifts to ALL OF THE GIRLS
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:10 No.18274605
    >>18274597
    >Jordan
    Oh u.
    May as well buy it. Suggest we hold onto it for a while, though.
    >>18274599
    We give her the pin, she joins swag pile. The pin's a small gift given between friends. Nothing more.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:10 No.18274607
    >>18274597
    Buy
    We all rolled for it so might as well go
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:10 No.18274614
    >>18274597
    >Jordan used majaik to dunk
    IT ALL MAKES SENSE
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:11 No.18274615
    >>18274597
    [x]buy
    Once she gets a grip on her height issues, this will be very useful.

    >>18274599
    She's a friend, and this will help her eventually. Also, even if it's a practical present, she should get nice and flustered for getting it on white day.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:11 No.18274618
    >>18274597
    How high can we jump and how many extra jumps can we do in air?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:12 No.18274622
    >>18274599
    Only thing holding her back is her not speaking to the girls about joining
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:12 No.18274625
    >>18274597
    May as well buy.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:13 No.18274629
    >>18274597
    Hell yeah, we can drop it on her when she's slightly more comfortable with heights.

    We still need the giant pile of white day gifts. The hardest is probably going to be the locket so we should see if we can find a place that does commissions.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)09:14 No.18274635
    >>18274597
    "Sure. I'll take it."
    "This 'friend' of yours is a lucky girl." he says as he hands you the paperbag with your purchases. "I included some notes on how to use those, theyre in the bag."

    "If you have anything you want to sell, just take it to me, I'll cut you a deal."

    You and jun step back outside onto the sidewalk.
    WHERE NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:14 No.18274638
    >>18274618
    It's made by fucking Jordan. Its uses should be near infinite. The height limit is determined by Hina's strength, which is enhanced by her wood sword. I'd say she can probably jump pretty damn high.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:16 No.18274646
    Um. Is no-one quite catching the significance of us giving Hina a goddamn ring as a present?

    That could end *really* badly.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:16 No.18274647
    >>18274635
    We need to commission the locket and I honestly have no clue who to ask. Dresden might work but it's not that much down his alley but I don't know who else. Ask Jun if he has any bright ideas.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:16 No.18274650
    >>18274635
    RCS. If Ash doesn't have it, he knows where it is. He helped us find shit before.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:17 No.18274654
    >>18274635
    Jewelry store. That locket for Nanoha is probably going to be the difficult one to find.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:17 No.18274655
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    You forgot this store.

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18199837/#18202120
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:18 No.18274663
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>18274647
    True, not really up his alley, but he is capable of making stuff, par exemple his shield bracelet, which took some (3 months if I remember correctly), belt buckles, et cetera
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:18 No.18274666
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>18274663
    You forgot his rings
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:20 No.18274673
    >>18274646
    Yeah, it's pretty obvious how it'll go badly.
    Which, given how dense some players are, and the others that are just trolling for Bad Ends, means that we'll give her the ring at the worst possible time and the worst way possible.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:21 No.18274684
    rolled 67 = 67

    >>18274673
    Like it should be done in any other way
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:21 No.18274688
    >>18274646
    It's not like we're getting down on one knee and presenting it in a velvet-lined box.
    What we should do is equip it, demonstrate, and ask if she'd like to try it.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:22 No.18274691
    How about we hold onto the ring until we get her into the group, and then we give ALL the girls majaik rings as "promise rings" or whatever the hell teenage girls do nowadays? That way it seems impartial but still caring.

    Alternatively, we could give the ring to Erica because if her strikers got shot up she'd be in serious trouble. And it'd be appropriate to give her a ring.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:22 No.18274693
    >>18274673
    It's not gold, and it has no shiny rocks on it. Things won't go THAT badly.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:23 No.18274694
    >>18274663
    The locket would be small time as far as Dresden as concerned
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)09:23 No.18274697
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    You and Jun head down the the RIDICULOUSLY CONVENIENT STORE.
    "Welcome, yadayadayada, give me your money."
    The clerk greets you.
    "Hey man I need. _________"

    what do you need?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:23 No.18274701
    >>18274691
    >promise ring
    AHAHAHA THAT IS SOOO INAPPROPRIATE.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:24 No.18274705
    >>18274646
    White day presents include jewellery of all sorts.
    We explain to the girls what they are and why wears giving it to Hina and there should be no problems at all.

    Especially given the shit we are showering them with
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:25 No.18274711
    >>18274697
    Giant piles of chocolate, Frank Sinatra CD's we should probably go to a specialty store for the lingerie. ABC's of swords for Shirou. I don't know what else we need.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:25 No.18274712
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>18274688
    Implying trippin' and accidentally falling from our pocket
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:25 No.18274715
    >>18274705
    Dude. I'm not into scat
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:26 No.18274718
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>18274694
    Yeaah, well, I haven't followed on what magic would be in the locket (if any?) so I can't say my estimate
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:26 No.18274720
    What LINGERIE?
    We never agreed to lingerie.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:26 No.18274722
    >>18274697
    Jewelry and lingerie. We can probably get the chocolate ingredients at Pantasia.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:26 No.18274725
    >>18274711
    Keima's vinyl record.

    >>18274697
    No helpful mode Ash today?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:27 No.18274726
    >>18274705
    Sure, miscellaneous jewellery. But half our girls have no idea what the fuck white day was until we told them, and rings have *huge* cultural connotations for them.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:27 No.18274727
    >>18274701
    >didn't know what a promise ring was
    >look it up

    Oh God I am so retarded.

    It's the convenient store ain't it?

    "I need a good-looking piece of jewelry that's also majaikal for a girl who flies with propellers on her legs and shoots guns too large for a normal person her size."
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:27 No.18274735
    >>18274720
    It's for the twins, I mean it's for them to wear not for us to where. I shouldn't be surprised that clarification was needed.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:28 No.18274737
    >>18274711
    Original vinyl LP of "Fly me to the moon"
    Ingredients for chocolates, eclairs, vanilla cookies, cakes and pancakes.
    ABC's of swords pop up book.
    Some mixed berries, honey and some small shakers
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:28 No.18274740
    >>18274720
    We agreed for lingerie for the twins days ago. Look it up.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:28 No.18274744
    >>18274720
    Lingerie for the Hartmann's. We've been over this for the past 3 threads.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:29 No.18274747
    >>18274726
    And rings, ANY RINGS are shit important in japang.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:30 No.18274756
    >>18274737

    I think wrijf should get ingredients at pantasia dude.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:30 No.18274757
    >>18274697
    Locket, Fly Me To The Moon vinyl LP and something to play it on, ABC of Swords, grand piano, lingerie. Wait, wasn't there a lingerie store in town at some point?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:31 No.18274761
    rolled 27 = 27

    >>18274757
    ayup
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:31 No.18274763
    >>18274720
    White lacy lingerie for the twins for white day

    >>18274697
    Know any custom majaikal jewellers?

    >>18274718
    Majaikal projection of us in a white suit we wore to the ball
    A few context sensitive phrases and a few stock ones
    Recording of us playing the violin song for Nanoha
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:31 No.18274766
    >>18274756

    we*

    fuck auto correction in the butt.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:33 No.18274777
    >>18274763
    >Know any custom majaikal jewellers?
    Dresden
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:33 No.18274778
    >>18274757
    There was the costume shop ( future trip there with the girls necessary )
    The clothes beam shop with not piccolo
    The cross dressers castle
    Don't remember a specific lingerie shop
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:33 No.18274779
    >>18274757
    The LP we can get at Derek Cain's music shop. We can probably get the ABC's of Swords here.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:35 No.18274797
    OK before we go crazy buying SOMETHING FOR EVERY GIRL WE KNOW:

    We have a limited budget, and if we blow it all now we're fucked later.

    Let's restrict our purchases to the girls we've got now. Twins, Nahona, and we've already bought for Hina. No need to buy stuff for Amazon, she's not on our radar (yet?) Yuki is far, far too shy for a gift now.

    Twins are getting fancy underwear. Now what do we get for Nahona?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:36 No.18274802
    >>18274779
    Ah yes I forgot we rolled for Deckard cains music shop, we would have to wait for a place change to come up though.

    Anyway ONWARDS TO PANTASIA! FOR INNUENDO AND PIE!
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:37 No.18274806
    >>18274797
    We have more than enough money to get what we had planned, we nearly had 200 guptas which would easily cover our shopping for the next few weeks even if we went stupid
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:38 No.18274811
    >>18274797

    Some giri chocs for yuki, amazon, Vita and the ROD sisters should be sufficient.

    Handmade, Hayate style, of course.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:38 No.18274812
    >>18274797
    We're getting her the locket with the Hologram of us, our violin song and a few other features, at least as far as I know that was the plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:38 No.18274816
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    >win the bet against Erica
    >can dress her up in anything
    >decide for stupid frilly dress
    >not go for pic related

    Come on guys, really?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:39 No.18274817
    >>18274797
    I swear that everyone in this thread hasn't been in it for a week. We buy Nanoha the locket, even if we have to move the stores around by hand until we find the right one. The ones that aren't on our radar were getting munchy presents anyways, so that's no big deal.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:39 No.18274821
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>18274816
    She'd love it
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:40 No.18274826
    >>18274816
    She wears pants now. The only time she doesn't is when her armor is active (lolplanepants)
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:40 No.18274827
    >>18274797
    Nanoha is getting that majaikal locket, though I have no ideas for her birthday present.
    As for all the other women, I think we agreed on confectionaries of various types.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:40 No.18274829
    >>18274811
    Vita and the ROD sisters werent actually planned for
    Shinku, Amazoness, Zuchinni ( if present ), Perinne ( if present ), Sakura, Keima, Elsie, The twins and Nanoha are all we were planning on getting gifts for
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:41 No.18274834
    >>18274816
    Pants, even those, won't embarrass her like the frilly dress will.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)09:41 No.18274837
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    The clerk cuts you off as usual.
    "Three bags of flour. 5 blocks of white chocolate, 3 blocks of black, 2 cartons of eggs, 3 bags of milk a box of strawberries, a ballgag, An original pressing of Sinatra's cover of FLY ME TO THE MOON, some strawberry scented lube, a vinyl player, and Nerf's newest edition of A-Z swords."
    He says as he holds up a large pair of bags.
    "4guptas and 12yonks."

    he then turns to Jun.
    "Oil, ointment, a pack of needles, a bale of adamantium cloth, and noise cancelling earmuffs."

    The two of you pay for your purchases and leave.

    WHERE NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

    >There's a lingerie shop SLANESH' SECRET
    >mentioned the first time you went shopping
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:41 No.18274838
    >>18274816
    The point of the bet is to troll the ever loving fuck out of Erica for payback past and future.

    Girly pink Sakura dress is the best plan for this since she wears normal clothes most the time now
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:41 No.18274839
    >>18274826
    >She wears pants now.

    she does?
    Hmm, didn't know that.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:43 No.18274850
    >>18274837
    We should look for slaanesh's secret
    And why do I have such an unhealthy fear of the mention of a ball gag.

    Anyway onwards to Pantasia and hopefully we can have a plange chances happen while we are thee
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:43 No.18274852
    >>18274829

    I'm saying that we don't need proper gifts for them.

    Just some normal chocs or sweets.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:44 No.18274855
    >>18274837
    >>18274655

    cough
    We should have a look into that lingerie shop.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:44 No.18274856
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    >>18274816
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:44 No.18274857
    >>18274837
    Cool, given that we'll have to wait for the rotation to get the locket and the lingerie lets go to Pantasia and talk bread.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:44 No.18274859
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    rolled 13 = 13

    >>18274837
    >Ballgag
    >Strawberry scented lube
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:44 No.18274861
    >>18274837
    I'm not sure if I want to know what some of those things are for. I remember the random body glitter incident.

    For what now, I say we go grab that mad hatter by the collar and shake him until Slanesh's Secret turns up.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:44 No.18274862
    >>18274852
    Oh I have nothing against getting gifts for them just we hadn't planned it
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:44 No.18274863
    >>18274837
    > a ballgag
    > strawberry lube

    WORRY
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:46 No.18274870
    >>18274863
    GROPE.jpg is evolved into RAPE.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:47 No.18274876
    >>18274837

    >noise cancelling earmuffs

    "Should I ask?"
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:47 No.18274884
    >>18274876
    Shinku and Suiseiseki arguing, he mentioned they went on a fair bit the first time he brought them up
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:47 No.18274885
    >>18274837
    4 guptas? Damn that was expensive.
    Let's go to Pantasia to drop off the bread sample we promised and to pick up some pastries and bread for tonight's dinner.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:48 No.18274888
    >>18274876
    I'm guessing it's to ignore the Rozens' bitching. It would be handy the next time we bring Kraus over, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:48 No.18274889
    >>18274885
    We make 31 a week.
    4 is nothing
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:48 No.18274890
    Hey guys. we should hang out with Jun more.
    He's been dropping hints about the twin dolls for a while

    We have another shot at TWIN TWINS

    And if we get the Director, and Yuki, we get TRIPLE TWINS
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:49 No.18274894
    >>18274837
    Ask Jun about twin dolls, see if they like tea and would like to hang out with Kraus.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:49 No.18274895
    >>18274837
    ...

    I'm imagining the shenanigans we're going to get up to with these things. I need to go take care of something, brb.

    >oh god Ursula ball-gagged while Erica holds her down and we start applying the lube oh god oh god HNNNNNNNNNNNG
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:49 No.18274897
    >>18274890
    Kraus has a shot at twins, the dolls are tiny.

    Yuki is indeed something to pursue... We need to make her some chocolates while we are at it
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:50 No.18274902
    >>18274895
    >not ERICA ballgagged.
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:51 No.18274906
    >>18274895
    >oh god Hayate ball-gagged while Erica holds him down and Ursula starts applying the lube oh god oh god HNNNNNNNNNNNG
    ftfy
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:51 No.18274912
    >>18274895
    I actually like the image of Erica bound and gagged while Ursula holds her down, more out of character for Erica... And more fun
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:53 No.18274919
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    >>18274890
    Fuck yeah, double twins for us, and a pair for Kraus. All the twins belong to us.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:56 No.18274930
    DESU+PERRINE
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)09:58 No.18274933
    >>18274930
    Their hatred of each other would be glorious
    Boku and MEEYAFOOJEE would get along quite well
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)10:02 No.18274948
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    >dolls
    As the two of you take a break on a bench in the park, you decide to ask jun about Shinku's sisters.
    "Hey man, you mentioned those twin dolls earlier. Why exactly are they here? Are they just looking around?"
    "No, they're looking for mediums."
    "Like you and Shinku?"
    "Yeah, Souseiseki's medium died. And Suiseiseki never had one. Suiseiseki wanted me as her medium, but I couldn't handle two dolls at once."
    "I see..." you answer
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:03 No.18274955
    >>18274948
    Let's introduce them to our twins!
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:04 No.18274958
    >>18274955
    GODS NO.
    Erica and Suiseiseki would be the worst combination ever
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:04 No.18274960
    >>18274948
    Twin dolls, twin mediums?
    Or Sakura and Tomoe. I assume Tomoe is around, can't really keep her away from Sakura...
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:06 No.18274969
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    >>18274955

    I'd rather we pair them with other people.

    Like Suiseiseki with Perrine and watch the fireworks display.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:06 No.18274971
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>18274955
    >>18274958
    >>18274960

    You guys are going at this from the wrong direction.

    ...
    Introduce them to Kraus.

    >introduced congrad
    Captcha agrees.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:07 No.18274978
    >>18274948
    If I find some likely candidates I'll let you know, what are qualities are we looking for, do they have to be living in the strictest sense, would our Devices for instance work, and should I keep an eye open for a spare pair of twins for them?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:08 No.18274984
    >>18274948
    So I guess that's another line of divergence from Canon that allowed the Bureau to pick up Jun. In the series Jun also becomes the medium for Suiseiseki.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:09 No.18274988
    >>18274971
    This was my plan. It would be epic

    >>18274969
    That's been the consensus so far
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:12 No.18275000
    Hooking the dolls up with our twins would be a bad idea. They don't match personalities at all and Suiseiseki would try to cockblock us all the time because she thinks men are evil IIRC. It's been a bit since I watched RM.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:12 No.18275002
    >>18274971
    That goes without saying, but they still need mediums.
    Us and Hina? She'd get Desu, we'd get Boku. Almost as entertaining as Perrine.
    Or dump them into SWQ universe with Shirley and Zucchini.
    >"Are those dolls moving on their own?"
    >"Magic."
    >"Are they flying?"
    >"Magic."
    >"Are they TALK-"
    >"MADGE. ICK."
    >"FINE. GEEZ."
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:13 No.18275008
    >Desu and Hina
    "If you wanted that stupid human, why dont you jsut take him desu?"
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:14 No.18275009
    >>18275002
    >Hina and Desu
    Almost as good as Perrinne and Desu
    > Hayate and Boku
    Flying mini butler? I like
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:15 No.18275016
    >>18275009

    I lika like Boku with Hina. Those two would mesh together well.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:15 No.18275019
    >>18275009
    Mini reverse trap gardner.
    But I dont think we need another familiar for now.
    [poor LG must be pulling his head right now that we're thinking off adding more characters to the spotlight]
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:15 No.18275020
    >>18275016
    They would work well together
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:16 No.18275022
    Boku and miyafoogee
    Desu and Perrinne.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:16 No.18275024
    >>18275019
    The twins have been incoming for a while. He mentioned them since about 12th thread
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:16 No.18275025
    Let's get Ursula an Autoscribe pen
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:17 No.18275031
    >>18275024
    True, but as just passing references.
    If we gave them to the twins, they'd be main characters
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:19 No.18275039
    >>18275025
    Victor can do that already I think.

    We had plans to get Ursula a big grab bag of electronic goodies two of each a laptop, digital camera, handheld games system etc.

    One was for her to pull apart and mess about with the other was to try out
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:19 No.18275040
    rolled 36 = 36

    >>18275025
    Like the one she has already, except it also is an AI?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:20 No.18275048
    >>18275031
    Nah even LG has mentioned bonding them to characters, just not the twins
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)10:22 No.18275057
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    "Maybe I could meet them sometime. Have tea with them or something."
    "I'll try and arrange that." Jun tells you.

    A few moments later the little man with the bell was once again running across the sidewalk.
    "CHAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE PLACES!"
    Pantasia moved to the right but didnt leave the front.
    Slanesh' Secrets, The MIslabled potions store and Creed's cigars now faced the street.

    There was a new store you've never seen before up front.

    **ROLL FOR THIS NEW STORE**
    Again first 50+
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:23 No.18275062
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>18275057
    SUPERCHEAP AUTO
    EVERYTHING AUTO AND MUCH, MUCH MORE
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:24 No.18275064
    rolled 61 = 61

    >>18275057

    Darry's Dangerous Dungeons
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:24 No.18275066
    rolled 80 = 80

    >>18275057
    Urist McIronmug's dwarven creations
    Finest dwarven craftsmen making all sorts of majaikal goods
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:24 No.18275067
    >>18275057
    >>18274655

    cough
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:25 No.18275071
    >>18275062
    FUCKING AUSTRALIANS

    WHY ARE YOU EVEN AWAKE
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:25 No.18275073
    >>18275067
    We got the LP already so no need for it now
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:27 No.18275079
    >>18275071
    Because we are on the same time zone as LG
    I hate that prick too for such a stupid choice but I suggested >>18275066 so I am biased
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:28 No.18275083
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>18275057
    Goldstein, Silverman, and Houseki Jeweler's
    Specializing in custom mundane and majaikal jewelry.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:28 No.18275085
    Hey Landing Gear, how do I contact you about running a quest?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:29 No.18275089
    >>18275085
    Like, specific questions about how to run a quest, etc, like, making another quest about the IDPKB.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:30 No.18275095
    >>18275071
    >he doesn't want to get Enforced
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:32 No.18275098
    LG can we ignore the obvious troll?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:32 No.18275101
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    >>18275095
    Yeah fuck you too captcha.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:32 No.18275105
    >>18275062
    What the Hell, man? We don't even have a car or even a motorcycle, nor do any of our girlfriends.
    Are you that desperate to troll?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:34 No.18275112
    >>18275105
    What part of "much, much more" do you not understand?
    We can get PARTS, man. Parts for Ursula and Rood to fuck with and build combat cyborg waifu for us.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:35 No.18275118
    >>18275112
    That it is a badly concealed troll post?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:37 No.18275126
    >>18275118
    Dude, it's a new shop in town.
    Plenty of shops have troll shops and LG has rightfully ignored them. We don't HAVE to go in.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:38 No.18275131
    >>18275112
    You mean the Rood that has access to the Bureau's entire inventory and can just requisition shit to build his stuff, like he did with the flying china cabinet?
    Are you full-on retarded?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:38 No.18275132
    >>18275126
    Except we are trying for useful things now
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:42 No.18275149
    Did LG die at his keyboard?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)10:44 No.18275156
    You see a store named SUPERCHEAP AUTO, it seems interesting enough.
    And the prices posted in the window are pretty cheap.
    But you wish it was a bikestore though.

    WHERE GO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >>18275089
    >>18275085
    heres my twitter
    HappyBrownGuy
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:46 No.18275164
    >>18275156
    Throw our Molotov through the window
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:48 No.18275172
    >>18275156
    Pantasia, leave Jun outside if we can, not need to have rumors spread about us and Tsukino, it'll just end up bad, awkward or both. Let's show her our french loaf and knead her buns.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:48 No.18275177
    >>18275156
    Go to Pantasia. Drop off our sample of bread and get a taste of Tsukino's pie. Pick up some bread for dinner, the go to Slaanesh's
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:48 No.18275180
    >>18275172
    And don't forget to taste her pie
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:49 No.18275186
    >>18275156
    Pantasia, then Slaanesh's Secret. Gotta get dat lingerie.
    Also, we could probably get bike parts at Supercheap. Could definitely get oil, polish, tools and so on.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:52 No.18275203
    rolled 14 = 14

    >Slanesh's Secrets

    You guys do know that the female underwear comes with strap ons, at the very least.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)10:53 No.18275208
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    >pantasia
    "Hey man," you tell Jun, "can you drop by the ridiculously convenient store and ask the clerk for the stuff I forgot?" [you forgot nothing though]
    "Sure. I'll be right back."

    Now alone, you walk into Pantasia.
    Inside, you find Tsukino and the afroman.

    "OH HIIII!" she greet you cheerily. "You come back for my pie?"

    [ ]LET ME AT IT.
    [ ]I WILL CREAM IT
    [ ]JAM IT IN
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:53 No.18275213
    >>18275208
    [x] J-J-JAM IT IN
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:54 No.18275215
    >>18275203
    Nah reasonable daemonette works there too, there is regular clothing.

    And they have to sell to more than just slaaneshi here
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:54 No.18275217
    >>18275208
    Jam it in and once we've jammed it in we'll cream it.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:55 No.18275223
    >>18275208
    [x] let me at it, and I'll let you taste my French baguette.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:55 No.18275225
    >>18275208
    J-J-Jam it in
    Followed by
    I WILL CREAM IT
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:56 No.18275233
    >>18275208

    cream it!
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)10:56 No.18275235
    >>18275223
    This as well
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:01 No.18275271
    >>18275217
    >>18275225
    These
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)11:02 No.18275280
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    >>18275208
    "Let me at it." you tell her as she pulls out a slice of apricot pie on a plate. "Ill jam this in," you pull out a fork "then cream it." you pull out some whipped cream.

    Her pie is the most delicious pie you've ever had to put your mouth to. You savor the flavor slowly.

    "So? Do you like it?"
    "Oh yes, your pie is delicious. I could eat it every night." you tell her.
    "Well then, why don't you? I enjoy letting you eat my pie."
    "I just may have to take you up on your offer."
    "Hey.. Can I have some of that long hard thing down there?"

    [ ]Put it in her hands
    [ ]put it in her mouth
    [ ]jam it in between her buns.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:03 No.18275282
    >>18274919
    What the hell am I looking at here?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:03 No.18275284
    >>18275280
    Put it in her mouth.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:04 No.18275286
    >>18275280
    BETWEEN HER BUNS! FULL AHEAD MEN WE SHALL CONQUER THIS LAND
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:04 No.18275288
    >>18275280
    [x] Put in in her hands. She'll know how to use it.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)11:07 No.18275305
    >>18275280
    In her hands. She knows what to do.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:07 No.18275310
    >>18275280
    [x] put it in her hands.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)11:14 No.18275345
    "How'd you know I had this?"
    You ask her as you take out an extra baguette from your folio and put it in her hands.
    "Oh, I can smell it. And I like what I smell."
    She sniffs it hard.
    "hmnnn delicious."
    She puts one end to her mouth and closes her lips around it.
    After a moment she comes back up for air and says. "I love it in my mouth, it's soooo good."
    "Well, if you're nice, It's not just your mouth where its gonna end up."
    "Really now?" she says as she puts the rest away to enjoy later.
    "So, you've eaten my pie, Ive tasted your bread. Anything else I can do for you tonight?"

    [ ]YOUR BUNS I WANT TO SQUEEZE THEM
    [ ]I WANT TO GIVE YOU MY MILK
    [ ]FUCK THIS. LETS JUST DO IT
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:14 No.18275346
    put it in her hands.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:15 No.18275349
    >>18275345
    FUCK THIS!
    The innuendo is too funny but I can imagine Kraus screaming this at him and can't stop laughing
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)11:15 No.18275351
    >>18275345
    [x]FUCK THIS LETS JUST DO IT!
    What could possibly go wrong?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:15 No.18275352
    >>18275345
    >vague option
    [x] FUCK THIS LET'S JUST DO IT
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:15 No.18275355
    >>18275345

    [x] FUCK THIS, LET'S JUST DO IT
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:18 No.18275372
    I know this leads to trouble but I love that everyone is just to the point of taking the most ridiculous option
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:19 No.18275374
    ALL OF THEM!
    WE SHALL MAKE KRAUS PROUD
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/10/12(Sat)11:20 No.18275383
    >>18275345

    I prefer that we take more self control... Damn it! Screw the self control!
    [X ]FUCK THIS. LETS JUST DO IT
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:23 No.18275392
    >>18275345
    God, I am in pain here. I love and hate you at the same time, LG.

    [X] FUCK THIS, LET'S JUST DO IT
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)11:24 No.18275396
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    "FUCK THIS. LETS JUST DO IT." you tell her as you jump her over the counter.
    Your red hot oven of love now at maximum heat you proceed to introduce her to your masterbaker.
    She puts him in her kitchen and allows him to knead her dough. thoroughly.

    You were enjoying the breadmaking session so much you didnt notice the rolling pin as it came down on your head.

    You wake up in wat seems to be a small metal box. a window in the front let you see outside.
    "You think you can touch our tsukino just like that?"
    The afroman asks you from the other side of the glass.
    "Too bad, you runt. Not when I'm on watch."
    he fiddles with some things above the window.
    Everything suddenly feels so hot.
    It was too late when you realized that you were inside on of Pantasia's ovens

    --------------------------------------
    BREAD END
    [x] reload

    >[ ]YOUR BUNS I WANT TO SQUEEZE THEM
    >[ ]I WANT TO GIVE YOU MY MILK
    >[ ]Nah. I'm good.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:25 No.18275404
    >>18275396
    YOUR BUNS I WANT TO SQUEEZE THEM!
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)11:25 No.18275407
    >>18275396
    >I WANT TO GIVE YOU MY MILK.
    What could possibly go wrong?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:25 No.18275409
    >>18275396
    Would I be wrong in suspecting the other options are also BREAD ENDs?
    [x] nah I'm good.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:26 No.18275410
    >>18275396
    So. Worth. It.

    [X]Nah. I'm good.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:26 No.18275411
    >>18275396

    [x] BUNS

    Lets see how many dead ends we can get
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:27 No.18275421
    >>18275407
    >>18275404
    Both of these.
    We squeeze her buns then give her our milk
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:28 No.18275429
    >>18275411
    Don't you mean BRead ends?
    And supporting the buns, we have waited so fucking long to squeeze her buns
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)11:34 No.18275456
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    "Your buns, I want to squeeze them." you tell her.
    "Oh, is that all? no problem." she turns around hand you her buns...

    When the afroman steps in between you.
    "You want yo squeeze her buns eh?" hes holding a rather large rolling pin.
    "Maybe you want to give her your milk?" hes waving the rolling pin around menacingly.
    "Or maybe stick it in her oven?" the rolling pin barely misses the end of your nose...

    "er... nah, I think I'm good." you tell the afroman as you bid a hurried good bye to tsukino.

    You quickly go outside.
    There you Find jun waiting for you.
    "Here man," he says as he hands you a bag from the RCS. "The clerk said this is what you forgot."
    You look inside the bag to see a leather saddle.

    WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:35 No.18275461
    >>18275456
    Slaanesh's Secret.
    >leather saddle
    stopitboner.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:36 No.18275464
    >>18275456
    We must destroy the afroman.
    Awesome aside for a bit though
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:37 No.18275470
    >>18275456
    Slaanesh's Secret, get some nice matching lingerie though having one of them be white and the other black would probably be best. Make sure that it's reasonably standard lingerie, no surprise dildo's or the like worked it, ask the owner if need be.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:42 No.18275496
    >>18275470
    No both white lacy with garter belts.
    Get some sluttier black ones too
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)11:43 No.18275505
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    >slanesh' secrets
    Jun opts yo stay outside as you decide to go to Slanesh' Secrets
    You walk in the plushly decorated store. Purple walls enclose a large number of racks with many tempting scraps of fabric on them
    "heeeellowwwww beautiful, delicious boooooooy." something saddles up to you.
    "What can I do TO you this fine evening?"
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:46 No.18275520
    >>18275505
    I need some lingerie for my girlfriends white and lacy with a garter belt
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:47 No.18275523
    >>18275505
    Oblivious charming butler mode engage.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:48 No.18275526
    >>18275505
    This
    >>18275496
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:49 No.18275528
    >>18275505
    Right, I need some sexy lingerie for my twins. What would you suggest for a pair of sexy German girls? I was thinking white and lacy with a garter belt.
    Go into a bit more detail concerning the twins appearance so we can get the right stuff, their measurements, coloring physique, sizing and the like.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:49 No.18275531
    >>18275505
    Say Max told us this was the best place for lingerie around and we need some >>18275496 for our girlfriends
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)11:55 No.18275563
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    >>18275505
    "Hi there, Max told me this was the place to get stuff for my twins..."
    "Ah yes, the germans. I've seen you with them.. You're gooooooood.... I have just the things for them."
    Slanesh shows you a pair of matching lingerie, one in black and another in white. they have color inverted details in black and white as well.
    "These are normal right? no Majaik, no surprises?"
    "Oh they're normal boring stuff.. The special stuff i only produce upon request. Do you want the special stuff?"
    "Errr... no?"
    "Awww too bad. maybe next time."
    Slaanesh packs your purchase and you hurriedly leave the store.

    WHERE TO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:57 No.18275575
    >>18275563
    Look around and see if there are any bars. We might get lucky and find some short grumpy bearded individuals who know about our watch
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)11:58 No.18275583
    >>18275563
    We need to think of a good gift for Nanoha's birthday as well as see if we can find the Locket we're looking for. Birthday present we can pull the paintball gun with explosive rounds but we need to find somewhere we can commission the locket. Go around town and ask if anyone knows anything useful.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:00 No.18275593
    >>18275583
    Seconded, maybe a dwarf like >>18275575 suggested and see if we can't kill two birds with one stone...and hopefully avoid spikes and menacing things on the locket
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)12:04 No.18275626
    >>18275563
    Find a medical store. The lube, ball gag, and saddle point to a very painful future.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:05 No.18275639
    >>18275626
    We can make a healing potion. It's one of the three we keep a liter of in our flask at all times
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)12:05 No.18275641
    Still missing a final piece from your shopping list you wait for the stores to change again.

    And right on cue...
    "CHAAAAAAAAAAANGE PLACES!"
    The man with the bell ran across the sidewalk.

    Helga's shop returned. The cross dressing castle now sat beside slanesh's secrets and billy's hardware
    A new shop stood there. at the end of the row.

    **ROLL FOR IT**
    >dear god just roll for it. please
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:06 No.18275647
    rolled 33 = 33

    >>18275641
    Olaf Stoneaxes Mechanical Wonders
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:07 No.18275652
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>18275641
    Urist Konganusan's majaikal jewellers and clockmakers
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)12:07 No.18275653
    rolled 36 = 36

    >>18275641
    Crazy Hassans Pet Shop and Camel Emporium
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:07 No.18275657
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>18275641
    Jemma's Jewellery Jamboree
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)12:07 No.18275658
    rolled 46 = 46

    >rolling for you guys
    FAMILY JEWELS
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)12:08 No.18275668
    >>18275639
    Yeah, I kinda derped there.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:09 No.18275670
    >>18275657
    Well fuck we ended up with a godlike jewellery store. Chances are they will have a fucking Cassiopeia in stock rather than just knowing how to jury rig ours some more.
    And they'd have the type of locket we want by the dozen
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:09 No.18275673
    >>18275658
    STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
    >>18275657
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)12:09 No.18275675
    As if reading your mind, there stood Jemma's Jewellery Jamboree.
    You quickly walk inside.

    "Hi do you do commissions?"
    "Of course!" the chipper woman behind the glass counter says with a smile

    "Do you have an idea of the design?"
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)12:11 No.18275682
    >>18275675
    Heart shaped? Seems traditional.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:12 No.18275692
    >>18275675
    Heart with a mushroom cloud in it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)12:12 No.18275698
    >>18275682
    As a locket, with the holoprojecter inside.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:12 No.18275700
    >>18275675
    A simple locket engraved with wings, able to project a majaikal hologram, say context sensitive lines and all purpose lines, has the ability to play certain things on request

    Also produce the cassiopeia and ask "and do you know anything about these?"
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)12:14 No.18275708
    >>18275700
    Yes, lets produce the Cassiopeia, see if we can get it repaired.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)12:20 No.18275771
    "Im gonna need a locket. Engraved with wings."
    you tell her as you quickly make a sketch on a scrap of paper.
    "Its got to have a holo projector and audio storage."
    "it's also should be able to say context sensitive lines."
    You tell her as you hand the sketch over.
    "Simple enough. I can get one done for 20guptas. if you pay for it now It will be done by tomorrow afternoon."

    [ ]de eet
    [ ]dont do eet
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)12:21 No.18275782
    >>18275771
    Do it. We've got about 120 or so left. Save the rest for an emergency.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:21 No.18275785
    >>18275771
    Do EET
    And then ask about the Cassiopeia, fancy jewellery store like that would know something about the,
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:21 No.18275788
    >>18275771
    Go for it, she'll cherish it forever. Ask about watches, specifically the Cassiopeia, ask if they know anything about it, where to get replacement time cogs and so on.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:22 No.18275789
    >>18275771
    Actually we have about 140ish counting today's pay
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:23 No.18275807
    >>18275771
    [x] do it
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:24 No.18275819
    rolled 18 = 18

    Simple enough? Jesus christ I don't want to know what the more normal or obscure ones are
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)12:27 No.18275849
    >>18275819
    It's really not that complex. Take a locket, replace the interior picture with a small holoprojector. Probably doesn't even really need anything extra for contextual events.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)12:30 No.18275893
    "Sure, I'll pay now."
    As she ring up your commission you pull out your watch.
    "Hey, can you take a look at this? I got it busted up and I was wondering if you could fix it."

    She takes your watch and looks it over.
    "Oh my." she says "What a beautiful piece."

    "Unfortunately our dwarven smith Cogbeard is on leave right now, he could'ave taken a look at this and maybe fixed it. He's out on a spirit journey, looking for a new hammer. He should be back in about a year or two."

    "Wow. that's too bad. Anyway, I'll come back for the locket tomorrow evening if that's okay with you."
    "Sure. I'll have it waiting for you then."

    You and jun head out of the store and back onto the sidewalk.

    WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:32 No.18275905
    HOME. The girls are waiting
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:32 No.18275907
    >>18275893
    TO THE DOCTOR!
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:33 No.18275922
    >>18275893
    To the Doctor, go to the store when Cogbeard is there whether it be future or past. Also we haven't seen him lately.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)12:34 No.18275929
    >>18275907
    Let's see if he's in, and get ready for time travel shenanigans if he is.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:34 No.18275930
    >>18275893
    To home and to bed because holy fuck 4:30 AM and SWQ is on tomorrow (or today, depending on how you look at it). Gotta get ready for that NOPLOTEVER rage.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:34 No.18275931
    >>18275922
    Future is a safer bet, we know he should be 2 years so we jump 4 years ahead
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:35 No.18275942
    >>18275930
    NOPE.jpg
    Go to sleep anon we will ensure things go well
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:38 No.18275956
    The doctor. This must be explored ASAP
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:44 No.18276019
    I can see LG thinking right now
    He is thinking "it's the FUCKING T REX all over again"
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)12:49 No.18276062
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    >>18276019
    Oh yeah, we still need to weaponize Ted. Someone besides me thought it was a good idea last thread.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)12:50 No.18276067
    >>18275931
    2.5 years. We go too far, he could be away again. But that could happen any way.

    I propose we say to the Doctor, if he's in, "I've found a lead on getting the Casseiopeia fixed, but… I was told he's away for the next year. I was wondering if you might be up to helping me meet with him?"

    Well, something like that, at least
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)12:51 No.18276071
    >home
    >because even I am sleepy now.

    You and Jun walk back to the bureau, having had enough excitement for the night.
    You go up to your room and find the three girls waiting for you.

    "Welcome back." Ursula and Nanoha say.
    "Got anything to eat?" Erica adds.
    "You girls haven't had dinner yet?"
    "Oh, we ate already. I just want to eat some more." Erica tells you with a grin.
    "well, i could whip up a quick sandwich or so." you tell her.
    you materialize a couple of club sandwiches and you take one for yourself and leave Erica to Demolish the other.

    "So how were your days?" you ask Ursula and Nanoha.
    "I told you about mine already." Nanoha says with a giggle.
    "I was helping mr.Rood build some more flying furniture. It was a flying sofa this time. He also had blue prints for a flying recliner. " Ursula tells you.
    "Huh. So he still won't stop pulling those pranks huh?"
    "Indeed." she answers you.

    -------------------------
    After you finished your sandwich and had a quick shower, you jumped into bed with the girls.
    "I'm sorry girls, but I just want to curl up and go to sleep early tonight. It's been a long day."
    They arrange themselves around and on you and say
    "Sure, im tired too. Fucking shirou."
    "I can use the early rest."
    "I'm sleepy."
    You give the three of them your usual goodnight kisses and prepare to go to sleep.

    The exact moment you closed your eyes, someone knocked on the door.

    [ ]answer
    [ ]dont answer
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)12:52 No.18276085
    >>18276019
    Not entirely. It's already been established we get some sort of time travel ability.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)12:52 No.18276090
    >>18276071
    Answer, unless its Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:54 No.18276107
    >>18276071
    Answer wearing nothing but a condom, wait Nanoha is there, answer in our underwear
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:55 No.18276115
    >>18276071
    Answer. Last time we didn't it would've ended in LOLPARADOX, so yeah.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:56 No.18276122
    >>18276071
    We have a peephole, check first.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)12:56 No.18276124
    >>18276085
    Yeah but I doubt he wants us to have it before we finish training,
    I am gonna make it my next Ted project

    >>18276062
    Was me, I like the idea of a Dappersaurus with shoulder mounted heavy weaponry
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)12:57 No.18276131
    >>18276124
    Who doesn't like that idea?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)13:01 No.18276150
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    You bedgrugingly get out of bed to go to the door, the girls calling you back into bed.
    "I'll just be quick." you tell them
    You look through the peephole and there's Hina.
    You open the door for her.
    "Hi there, anything I can do for you?"
    "Can I come in?" she asks.
    "of course," and you led her inside.
    She takes a moment to look around your enlarged room abut doesnt comment on it.
    You sit her down on the couch while you and the girls sit on the bed.
    "How can I help you this evening?" you ask her.
    "W-well. Can I sleep here tonight?"
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:02 No.18276162
    >>18276150
    If the girls have no objection sure.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)13:03 No.18276163
    >>18276150
    YES! Ladies and gentlemen, another one for the swag-pile!
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:04 No.18276186
    >>18276150
    While this is technically our room, let's take the girl's cue on this.

    Though for dramatic licence, we should ask if there's something wrong or whatnot first.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:06 No.18276196
    >>18276186
    Good point. Ask her if everything is alright
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)13:07 No.18276207
    >>18276186
    It's ours AND the Twins' room. They've officially moved in, after all.

    Anywho, let's do this.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:08 No.18276216
    >>18276150
    I have no objections, you'll have to consult with the twins but I somehow doubt they'll mind. Is there any particular reason you came by at this hour, is everything ok?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:08 No.18276218
    >>18276207
    Derp. Forgot that.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:10 No.18276236
    >>18276150
    Let's just look to the girls to get their reactions. We and they shouldn't need to do anything more than measure each other's glances to see if she's approved.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)13:12 No.18276260
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    "Why?" Erica, now surprisingly more awake, asks her.
    "I thought I got it out of my head.. B-but when I closed my eyes to sleep all I could see was the look on that boys face from the simulation."
    She answers Erica. "I'm okay with the couch. I just think I need to sleep with someone else in the room."
    "Oho... And why go straight to our room?" she inquires further.
    "I-I had no one else to ask." she answers softly

    'Hey, stop it. please.' you tell Erica mentally. 'she's obviously scared.'
    'What do you think?' she asks the other two.
    'I'm okay with it.' Nanoha answers.
    'I do not mind.' Ursula replies.
    'Okay, okay.I guess it's unanimous, she can stay.'

    "Okay. You can stay." Erica tells Hina.
    "T-thanks." she answers.

    You get up to and get a blanket and a pillow from your closet.
    As you hand them to Hina, Erica stops you.
    "NOPE." she gets up and grabs you hand, and Hina's hand.
    "She came to sleep with someone, so she's sleeping with us."
    She pulled both of you into the bed.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:14 No.18276272
    >>18276260
    Time for the ball gag and lube.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)13:15 No.18276277
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    NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
    SUNDAY

    New thread at 2100 4chan time
    >goddamn I'm fucking sleepy.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)13:15 No.18276280
    >>18276272
    Don't forget the saddle!
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:15 No.18276287
    >>18276280
    Poor Hina
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:18 No.18276310
    >>18276287
    I think you misunderstood. We're going to be the object of her ministrations after the girls bind us. You know, in order to introduce her to the whole shebang in a situation where she feels like she still has control.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/10/12(Sat)13:19 No.18276312
    >>18276272
    Oh you!

    Good night Landing Gear!
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:24 No.18276359
    >>18276310
    Nah, Erica is just waiting for a girl that isn't her sister to experiment on.

    We will get the works later on
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)13:27 No.18276384
    >>18276277
    Rest well, boss
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:29 No.18276395
    Is he gone?
    Good crazy planning time
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:31 No.18276416
    So wake up under an expanded swag pile. Use the early morning time to figure out something about getting to the future or past to see about the watch.

    Then picnic which we still need to plan.

    And tell Ursula and Nanoha about the bet and out plans.

    And get the recording from Nanoha in the morning
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)13:32 No.18276420
    >>18276395
    To do list:
    Fix Time Watch
    TWINS for Kraus
    Yuki?
    GET OUR HANDS ON THE BUNS, without dying
    Weaponize Ted. Remember Dino-Riders? Like that, but with a top hat and tea.
    Get to the Doctor.
    Anything else?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:34 No.18276446
    >>18276420
    Yuki can be during the week, we know where she is and we can send an invite via Ted and J

    Definitely get our hands on Tsukino when she is away from all cockblocks
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:34 No.18276447
    >>18276395
    Alright so we test the slowfall thing to see if it works for two
    Go see Ryu, get that slippery potion, and that genderbend potion. Seriously we are wasting money on lube.
    We should make Fudgeyate statues for the girls.(?)
    Pick up that locket.
    Go to therapy, I still vote Gendo Ikari or Shinji for therapist.
    Troll Keima.
    Meet the twin dolls, make contract with non desu one.
    Meet with Yuki, act like butlers this time.
    Troll Keima.
    Go see Mike, we have a reason for that? I dont want to review the thread again.
    Troll Keima.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:37 No.18276463
    >>18276447
    The lube idea is interesting but I think slider may be a bit too effective for that, unless we have massive genitalia and are going for very small targets
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)13:39 No.18276481
    >>18276446
    Looks more like a general list, than just for Sunday.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:39 No.18276482
    >>18276463
    >unless we have massive genitalia and are going for very small targets

    Our Balls, Nanoha. Goes without saying, really.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:40 No.18276487
    >>18276447
    I think we need to rely on Ryuu less and try make it ourselves.

    Talk to him about how You go about making a potion from scratch and then try. Remember experience beats book learning

    We got a lot done for our older plans this thread though
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:41 No.18276494
    >>18276482
    I doubt we are gonna try fit our balls in there.
    She would be a small target though
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)13:42 No.18276505
    >>18276420
    OH!
    Picnic!
    Frilly dress for Erica
    Troll Kiema
    Troll the Femisists guy, forgot his name.
    Prevent ambush by Sousuke/ Explain we don't run an illegal fighting ring in our room
    Help Guy with our Swag?
    Training
    PX?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:44 No.18276512
    I am a bit torn
    Erica and Perrinne would both be awesome mediums for Desu for our amusement but I think we should find other characters to put them with

    We need to pair kraus up with the twin dolls though

    And find the ever cooling mini leg of holding for mike so we can bribe him to let our bet be played out in class
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:49 No.18276545
    >>18276463
    Quicker movement.
    Also think of the potential pranks we can pull.
    And trolling Keima.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)13:49 No.18276548
    >>18276487
    Yeah, learning how to make potions from scratch is something we should do.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:52 No.18276573
    >>18276505
    PX might be interesting but we don't really need anything there right now, I will take any chance to deal with Recette though because it is always fun

    We need Shirou to be in there getting ripped off mercilessly and walking away thinking he got the BEST DEAL EVAR

    Kenji we need to work on the gender swap potion to most effectively troll him

    We have our Keima trolling supplies ready for white day we need to make a perfect white chocolate sculpture of him in goddess mode to go with the LP though

    We need to give Shirou his book too

    And as much as the idea was stupid I think chail guns mounted on Ted would be a good long term plan but for now some Molotov launchers and maybe a Gatling gun / laser should do the trick
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)13:53 No.18276575
    >>18276505
    FEMINISTS! Is Kenji. We've got Sakura on the dress. The swag seems pretty unconscious, we wouldn't want to screw up his budding relationship with Maggie.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:53 No.18276578
    >>18276545
    Slider + rebounder + BEAR potion = best trolling ever
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:53 No.18276581
    >>18276548
    On the topic of self making potions, I was thinking of something in a polymorph potion, that could come in handy for stealth missions.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:54 No.18276585
    >>18276545
    Also surfing on our trays would be awesome with slider
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:56 No.18276597
    >>18276581
    Well we have the book about potions which may help.

    But I was thinking if we get one of these melmo candies and analyze it we may get some idea if how to replicate them or make a polymorph potion
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:57 No.18276610
    When we get around to trying espresso on Sakura and/or Zuchinni we need to throw them in a room coated with rebounder.

    I think we would find a new infinite power source
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:58 No.18276613
    >>18276578
    >>18276585
    Think of this, we arrange slider/rebounder potions on our teacups, and have a slider coated slip'n'slide on the roof, we arrange them in such a way that the slip'n'slide launches us into a teacup, and then the teacups launch us all the way to the lake.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)13:59 No.18276620
    >>18276613
    I like this. We should show off the rebounder at the picnic too
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)14:00 No.18276630
    >>18276575
    Maybe we could lend him some swag?
    Trollan' Kenji should be a high priority though.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)14:01 No.18276633
    >>18276613
    A few threads back when we tried for slider someone wanted to do an aperture science joke with them
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)14:02 No.18276639
    >>18276630
    Nah he has his own swag which works on women like Maggie.

    The stoic martial arts love is enough for them
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)14:13 No.18276721
    >>18276573
    We also need the gender potion for Keima. Not for trolling, not only for trolling, but for comfort, when he's really confused. Also because regardless of if he's a girl when in Goddess Mode or not, it's got a fairly short duration.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)14:13 No.18276726
    >>18276630
    Man we could make a Swag potion, condensing some of our unlimited swag into a pure extract.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)14:15 No.18276740
    >>18276721
    I think that theres a good enough chance that if he takes it in goddess mode he may become stuck as a woman.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)14:16 No.18276745
    >>18276639
    My point with them entirely
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)14:17 No.18276747
    >>18276726
    I bet giving it to Shirou would make Kurou-San come back...
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)15:53 No.18277380
    Don't forget that we have use of the gym still.
    Also, Giant teacup + rebounder potion= bounce house
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)16:01 No.18277429
    >>18277380
    Or any other facility on campus. Teh gym is probably best, though
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)17:27 No.18278027
    anyone still watching this?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)17:28 No.18278035
    rolled 40 = 40

    Yes
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)17:34 No.18278080
    something I been thinking about.
    Shirou needs help. serious help. So far he seems not to have taken to his training at all. He gets distracted easily, he's erratic and he has a lot of easily exploitable weaknesses. In short, he's the only really dysfunctional trainee in our class.
    Thus far, Saber, and whoever Shirou's handler is, haven't able to rein him in. Saber has asked our advice on the matter, we might consider stepping in to help.
    As much as we hate him for his mystical cockblocking powers, it would be a shame to see him get left behind the rest of the class in advancement. just something to consider.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)17:40 No.18278122
    >>18278080
    His handler is Rance, who may also be working as handler for others on Team What's-a-Vagina.

    But yes, Shirou needs some serious help.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)17:50 No.18278199
    >>18278080
    >>18278122
    At the same time, we have enough shit to deal with, and plans/people to take care of (such as "civilizing" Amazoness), that we don't need to take on Shirou as a personal project. Bringing it up with Mike, or mutual friends would be good, though.



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