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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Sunday Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)21:13 No.18280380  
    WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    >ARCHIVES HERE
    >http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    "W-well. Can I sleep here tonight?" Hina says quietly.
    Why?" Erica, now surprisingly more awake, asks her.
    "I thought I got it out of my head.. B-but when I closed my eyes to sleep all I could see was the look on that boys face from the simulation."
    She answers. "I'm okay with the couch. I just think I need to sleep with someone else in the room."
    "Oho... And why go straight to our room?" Erica inquires further.
    "I-I had no one else to ask." she answers softly

    'Erica, Stop it. please.' you tell Erica mentally. 'she's obviously scared.'
    'What do you think?' she asks the other two.
    'I'm okay with it.' Nanoha answers.
    'I do not mind.' Ursula replies.
    'Okay, okay.I guess it's unanimous, she can stay.'

    "Okay. You can stay." Erica tells Hina.
    "T-thanks." she answers.

    You get up to and get a blanket and a pillow from your closet.
    As you hand them to Hina, Erica stops you.
    "NOPE." she gets up and grabs your and Hina's hands.
    "She came to sleep with someone, so she's sleeping with us."
    And with that, she pulled both of you into the bed.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)21:16 No.18280418
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    It’s the middle of the night, and something stirs you awake.
    You take a quick assessment of the situation.
    Erica is half-way to falling off the bed by your legs.
    Nanoha is now in between you and Ursula instead of being between you and Hina like earlier.
    And Hina is curled up beside you, using your arm as a pillow.
    ”Thank you.” You hear her whisper.
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)21:16 No.18280428
    ALL HANDS ON DECK

    >Voyages of the HMS Swagtanic going smoothly.
    >New STORYTIEM thread
    >Bottle of Gin
    This saturday is best saturday.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:17 No.18280431
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    >>18280380

    Excelleeeeeent
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:18 No.18280467
    >>18280418

    Smile and gently ruffle her hair.

    Then go back to sleep
    >> Helmsman 03/10/12(Sat)21:18 No.18280471
    >>18280428
    Aye
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:20 No.18280497
    >>18280418
    We need Hayate shooped into a whycantiholdalltheseX.jpg with the girls' faces in his arms.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)21:20 No.18280504
    >>18280418
    If that's a
    >wut do

    We do >>18280467
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/10/12(Sat)21:21 No.18280514
    >>18280467

    Yes enjoy the moment and then sleep with a happy grin.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)21:23 No.18280532
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    It’s dawn. The first few rays of sun appear over the mountains.
    Your legs hurt.
    You look down and find Erica giving you a figure-4 leglock in her sleep.
    Ursula and Nanoha have their arms draped across your torso in an embrace.
    Hina is doing the same on your left.
    Once again you wake up covered in women. And you don’t mind it one bit.

    [ ]get up
    [ ]stay longer
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:23 No.18280538
    Do we still have Sakamoto's uniform?
    I think we should put Erica in it when the witches arrive
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)21:24 No.18280557
    >>18280538
    We left it with Perrine, before coming back. I expect her to return it to use when she arrives.

    Also, the frilly dress is for when the next group arrives.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:25 No.18280566
    >>18280532

    Always the same problem in the morn.

    Do our usual. Get up without disturbing the ladies, shower and prepare breakfast for them.
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)21:25 No.18280567
    >>18280532
    augh, want so bad to stay, but we got so much to do.
    [x] get up
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:26 No.18280584
    >>18280532
    [x]get up
    Preferably before Erica tries to roll over and sprains our knee or something.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/10/12(Sat)21:26 No.18280585
    [X ]get up
    [ ]stay longer

    Teleport out from the bed and then massage our own the legs before taking shower and making breakfast.
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)21:26 No.18280586
    We literally have all this shit to do
    To do list:
    Therapy with Dr. Ikari
    Enforce the terms of the bet for Erica to wear a FRILLY dress designed by Sakura for 3 days, starting the day the new Witches arrive. Convince Mike to let/make her wear it during class, bribe as necessary.
    See the Doctor about an extra dimensional swag palace for us to start working on.
    See Ryuu about making new potions (BEARMODE, genderswap, Swag brew) from scratch and see if our alchemy skills have advanced enough for that, we might have another good alchemy student for him(Who was this potential new alchemy student again?) Read new Alchemy book.
    Continue to pursue Yuki, library rendezvous
    Work with Hina on her fear of heights, give her the new accessories.
    Have tea with the daughters of Rozen, consider Mediums
    Track down Cogbeard the dorfen clockwork specialist. Requires the Doctor’s help
    Explore Ted’s tactical capabilities
    Plan a day long event with one of the Bureau’s facilities
    ----Shopping----
    White day presents are taken care of, just need to bake food and pick up the locket.
    Consider birthday present for Nanoha, possibly paintball gun+Molotov rounds
    we still need to get our hands on a Grand Piano for classy entertaining. Solve limited space problem, possibly remove couch, or somehow combine the couch with a grand piano
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:26 No.18280596
    >>18280532
    Gotta get that dress ready for Erica. Get up.

    On that note, how about we make her wear the dress for two days and then something she might hate less for the thirds? A suit maybe?
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)21:28 No.18280619
    Tentative Schedule

    Sunday Picnic/evening ERICA
    Monday evening URSULA
    Tuesday bar crawl
    Wednesday Whiteday group date
    Thursday Nanoha party
    Friday [hina day?]
    Saturday library romp
    Sunday training with sousuke


    I didn't include general trolling of Keima/Kenji/Shirou because it's kind of assumed that we do that whenever we get the chance.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:32 No.18280672
    Guys. Too early for breakfast. The sun is barely up.
    Lets stay for an hour more. It's a weekend anyway
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)21:35 No.18280713
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    I make no claims to be good at this, and it's the first time I've actually used GIMP, but here's a first go at coloring dem uniforms. Or at least one of them.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:36 No.18280717
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    >mfw I'm following this and katawa yandere quest at the same time
    Why are weekends such a brutal sort of awesome?
    >> Sidestory: Le chat du train Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)21:38 No.18280734
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    You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
    There's this guy in your class.
    And you're spending the night in his room.

    You only wanted to sleep on the couch.
    You only wanted to be in the same room as him.
    But you ended up in the bed with him and the girls.
    He's just so warm.
    >> Sidestory: Le chat du train Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)21:47 No.18280864
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    You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
    There's this guy in your class.
    And you're in his bed.

    You quietly gave him a kiss, hoping he wouldn't wake up.
    You settle yourself back down beside him.
    And begin to lose yourself in his warmth


    >>18280713
    the suits are white with blue and gold detailing.
    Not blue with gold.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:50 No.18280919
    >>18280864
    Woah now. She'd better slow her roll before she ends up a smoldering crater. I don't remember her being formally accepted by the Council of Bitches.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)21:51 No.18280923
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    >get up

    You quietly teleport yourself out of the bed before Erica could break your bones.
    You land softly on wobbly feet, and head to your bath.
    The hot water wakes you up completely, and you walk out ready for the day.
    You look back quickly over to your bed and see Erica is crawling towards Hina.
    But other than that, all of them are still asleep.

    You prepare breakfast for five.

    WAT MAKE?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:51 No.18280930
    >>18280919

    Close enough, they pulled her into bed together.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:53 No.18280940
    >>18280923

    Do something fancy for once.

    Japanese breakfast.

    Hot steaming rice with loads of side dishes everywhere and miso soup.

    Gotta have Natto there as well just for the bleargh from Erica and Ursula.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:53 No.18280950
    >>18280930
    They let Sakura in too, and for about the same reasons. Kissing is a whole other thing than bed sharing.
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)21:54 No.18280964
    >>18280923
    food preparation, my one weakness.
    Uh, how about omelets? with different stuff in each for each of the girls. some hash browns or diced potatoes in erica's. other...food...in the other ones.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/10/12(Sat)21:57 No.18280991
    >>18280940
    Yes japanese breakfast but with mix of both traditional and western style.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:58 No.18281001
    >>18280586
    MEEYAFOOJEE is the new student, she showed interest in it during our stay

    >>18280923
    The whole spread as usual
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:58 No.18281010
    >>18280940
    You know what'd be pretty cool to learn next time we want to make a potion? We should learn to make a potion that helps out when learning something new, like it makes retention easier or helps you focus. Then we could mix that into the morning breakfast ritual [with the girls' consent of course].

    Also don't we have a power that we got when Mike recruited us that we haven't used yet? It was a cigar or something right?
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)21:59 No.18281015
    >>18281001
    gracias. i had totally forgotten that.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:03 No.18281060
    >>18281010
    Yeah smoke screen, we haven't used it yet.
    We have had a few situations where it might of been useful but we got through them just fine anyway
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)22:03 No.18281062
    >>18281010
    Our cigar smokescreen, yes. Our fighting style thus far hasn't been subtle enough to think of taking advantage of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:05 No.18281078
    >>18280950
    Yep they are ok with dragging people into the bed
    for sharing the bed.

    And given their response so far they don't even mind the idea of adding Hina permanently
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:07 No.18281098
    >>18281062
    Well it has but consensus or rolls went towards us being flashy BEST BUTLER which was fine as well
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)22:08 No.18281108
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    For a change of pace, you put together a traditional Japanese-style breakfast.
    Steamed rice, miso soup, broiled salmon, tamagoyaki, tsukemono pickles, nori, and natto.
    As a nod to Erica's love of potatoes, you also put together some nikujaga.

    Surprisingly, even after you've done and cooked breakfast, Erica doesn't stir awake, she's busily snuggling with Hina in her sleep.
    All the girls are still peacefully sleeping.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:08 No.18281114
    >>18281078
    They don't seem to mind, but Hina still hasn't actually asked. I kinda feel like this is one of those things where you have to vocalize it. Clear communication is important. Besides, not being clear leaves you open to Erica trolling.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)22:09 No.18281128
    >>18280864
    Damnit. I thought I'd misinterpreted what you said, to some degree. Oh well.
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)22:10 No.18281138
    >>18281108
    start brewing some delicious smelling tea, pull out the Dapper Duo to serve so everyone can eat at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:10 No.18281143
    >>18281108

    Make bread for Sousuke

    Prepare bentos for all the girls, including Hina
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:10 No.18281144
    >>18281108
    Wake them up gently. Start with Ursula so she can laugh at her sister.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)22:11 No.18281155
    >motherfuck. I broke a tooth.
    >brb
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:11 No.18281162
    >>18281114
    Yeah, maybe we should bring it up over breakfast

    >>18281108
    Set up Sousuke's bread for the day
    Get some things planned for our picnic
    If we have time before the picnic show Hina the slow fall pin and show her how it works, possibly by taking her up high and jumping off the saucer while having it on
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:12 No.18281170
    >>18281143
    >>18281144
    Both of these, especially the latter one. Also get a picture of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:13 No.18281179
    >>18281155

    Good god, man. You ok??

    WTF happened?
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/10/12(Sat)22:13 No.18281180
    >>18281144
    Yes, wake up Ursula and let her watch at her sister.

    >motherfuck. I broke a tooth.
    Ouch man! How serious?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)22:13 No.18281186
    >>18281108
    PHOTOGRAPHS.

    >>18281155
    Well, bollocks.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:13 No.18281191
    >>18280532
    Am I the only one who finds Erica's morning attacks on us sort of cute but scary?

    that and her apparent happiness to cling to anyone in her sleep
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:14 No.18281203
    >>18281155
    Woah dang
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)22:15 No.18281211
    >>18281191
    it's not each other they're clinging to, it's the residual warmth we transmitted to them while we slept.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:15 No.18281223
    >>18281186
    Yes pictures to remember the moment

    >>18281180
    Wake up Ursula and Nanoha so we can have a chuckle and fill them in on the bet and get their support
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)22:18 No.18281259
    >fucking SWQ
    >laugh so hard
    >fall of chair
    >break a fang hitting it on my desk
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:19 No.18281276
    >>18281259
    Dang yo is it bad?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:24 No.18281337
    >>18281259

    Eeeks. Better go have that looked at soon man.

    Last time i chipped a tooth, the nerve died.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:24 No.18281349
    >>18281259
    Is it bleeding? Cracked? Did you just chip the enamel or did you go all the way down to the nerve? Depending on how bad it is, you might want to go see a dentist - or even a doctor.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)22:25 No.18281365
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    You begin to make bread for Sousuke.
    While waiting for the dough to rise, you have Kraus take a few snapshots of Erica hugging Hina, with her hand down the back of Hina's pajamas.

    You then take out Ted and J, advising them to get ready for breakfast.

    You consider showing Hina the FeatherFall pin but decide to leave it off till Whiteday.

    As you put the bread into the oven, Ursula wakes up.
    "Mooneen" she says sleepily.
    "Shhhh.." you tell her, and point at Erica and Hina.
    "Heh." she says as she takes out Victor and undoubtedly also takes pictures.
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)22:27 No.18281389
    >>18281365
    check in with Ursula. feels like we haven't had a chance to just talk to her in ages.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:27 No.18281398
    >>18281365
    Great minds think alike.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:28 No.18281414
    >>18281365

    Dude, how bad is the chip?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)22:29 No.18281425
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    >>18281259
    You sir, need to refine your chair sittin' skills

    So, uh, blue in place of the black on the uniforms? 'Cause that's what I did this time. Or should I reverse the blue and gold? I could do that too, if you like.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)22:29 No.18281433
    >>18281276
    >>18281337
    >>18281349
    the whole tooth came out.
    heh.
    Meh bleeding stopped after some ice.

    my dentist isnt in on sundays, and i dont trust the other guy that works at that place. Ill pop by tomorrow
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)22:31 No.18281454
    >>18281433
    jesus man, that sounds painful.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:31 No.18281465
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    >>18281433

    Good sir, I would honestly advice you go seek help. Perhaps the local hospital is open.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:35 No.18281499
    >>18281433
    >the whole tooth came out

    FFFFFF- dude, get some gauze on that if you haven't already. Even if it stopped bleeding now, there's a good chance it'll reopen for awhile whenever you eat/drink/talk.
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)22:35 No.18281503
    yo LG, my sister's a dentist, she says you ought to get to an emergency room ASAP, and to put your tooth in a glass of milk.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)22:37 No.18281531
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    With that finished you and Ursula sit at the table for breakfast.
    "So. How are things with you?" you ask her as you hand her a fork, since she was struggling with the chopsticks.
    "I'm fine. Work down in R&D is fun and rewarding. When the Major comes in she should have some more parts I need for the striker. I still can't find a local equivalent to replace the crystals in it."
    She answers you as she begins to eat in earnest.

    "That's good. Hey, maybe we could go out some time next week?" you ask her.
    "The three of us?"
    "No. Just you and me. Maybe we could go someplace you like. See a film. Anything." you tell her as you reach across the table for her hand.
    "You're my girlfriend as well, and I feel like I've been spending too little time with you."
    She blushes. "Yes, I'd love to go." came her sweet answer.

    Nanoha and Hina wake up.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:46 No.18281629
    This and SWQ! What a glorious day Saturday this is!
    This quest is essentially my favorite "TV show" since I'm not usually awake to play, I try to catch the tail end of the thread or catch up on the archive
    >> Lookout 03/10/12(Sat)22:50 No.18281659
    >>18281531
    seriously, get to an emergency room if you can.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)22:52 No.18281690
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    With that finished you lead Ursula to the table for breakfast.
    "So, how are things with you?" you ask her as you hand her a fork, since she was struggling with the chopsticks.
    "Oh, I'm fine." she answers as she begins to eat in earnest. "Work down in R&D is fun and rewarding. I have access to much more materiel than I ever did back in my home dimension. And once the major comes in, she should have some more old strikers with her i could experiment week?" you ask her
    "The three of us?"
    "No. Just you and me. maybe go someplace you like. Watch a Movie. Anything." you reach for her hand across the table.
    "Your my girlfriend too, and I feel like I haven't been spending much time with you as I should."
    She blushes. "I'd love to go." she tells you sweetly.

    At that moment Nanoha and Hina wake up.

    "That's good. Hey, how about we go out some time this week?"

    >doesnt hurt surprisingly.
    >well except for the banged lip.
    >seems im getting another tooth added to my dentures
    >i wonder what kind of Choppa I can get with this toof.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)22:53 No.18281713
    >>18281531
    >>18281690
    >oh god how do i make post.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:00 No.18281794
    >>18281690
    We can ask Erica about going out tonight during breakfast. Nanoha just got one, and she's got another on her birthday in a couple days. Leave Hina to stew. If she wants one, she has to ask.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)23:01 No.18281812
    >>18281713
    So, did I do better with >>18281425?

    I require feedback, damnit!
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:01 No.18281820
    >>18281690
    For picnic: strawberry milk, milk tea, strawberry sandwiches, cookies, strawberry shortcake.

    Think it's too much strawberry?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:03 No.18281834
    >>18281820
    >strawberry sandwiches

    nigga wut?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:04 No.18281845
    >>18281834
    It's a real thing. Sounds appropriate for girls picnic.
    https://www.google.com/search?q=strawberry+sandwich&hl=en&site=webhp&prmd=imvnse&tbm
    =isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=GyRcT6qdBYry0gGhxJDCDw&ved=0CD8QsAQ&biw=1262
    &bih=744
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:04 No.18281851
    >>18281834
    Strawberry jam, man. Usually goes with peanut butter.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)23:05 No.18281859
    >>18281820
    There's not enough strawberry. Needs strawberry cookies.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)23:06 No.18281869
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    "EEP!" Hina exclaims when she realizes Erica's hand was down her trousers.
    She struggles to get out of Erica's vice-like grip.
    It only ends up with Erica pulling her bottoms down.
    She gets up hurriedly, Erica managing to pull her bottoms down to her ankles as she does so.
    The last thing you saw before a pillow hits your face were Hina's cute pink panties.

    --------------------------------------------------
    Everyone's at the table now.
    The four girls on either side, and You and Ted at the ends.
    "So girls, any plans for today?" you ask them
    "Vita and I will be going to train a bit." Nanoha answers.
    "We'll be going to town this morning. To check out that new shop." Erica says for the two of them.
    Hina just keeps quietly eating her breakfast.


    WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:06 No.18281872
    >>18281845
    Ok, strawberries and cream cheese is always a winning combination - but putting it between two slices of wonderbread goes against every culinary instinct I have.

    Maybe if it was like, two slices of yellow cake? I could get behind that.

    >>18281851
    Nigga didn't say PB&J
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)23:08 No.18281886
    strawberries in cream.
    Strawberry pudding [if thats not a thing it should be]
    strawberry coolaid
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)23:09 No.18281893
    >>18281872
    that would be a strawberry shortcake then
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:09 No.18281901
    >>18281869
    Nanoha will be coming to Sakura's picnic, yes?
    Ask Hina about her plans for the day, just to be polite.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)23:12 No.18281926
    Well, without LG saying I did it wrong, I'mma start on those other uniforms.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:12 No.18281927
    >>18281869
    Make sure Erica's free for date time tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:26 No.18282078
    Did LG poof on us?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:26 No.18282088
    >>18282078
    Probably distracted with SWQ.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:31 No.18282129
    >>18282088
    I know that feel. Busy playing KY over on /a/ myself.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)23:31 No.18282131
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    >Hina
    >Erica
    "So Hina." you ask her, "Did you sleep well?"
    "Yes... Up until she was groping me..." she throws a sideways look at Erica.
    "Heh. If you sail with us, prepare to be boarded." she answers with a smirk.
    "Any plans for today?" you ask her.
    "I was gonna consult with Mike over some things."
    "Cool. I guess I shall check in with him soon."

    you then turn to Erica who's stuffing her face with nikujaga [meat and potatoes]
    "You free for tonight?" you ask her.
    "Yeah. Why?"
    "Oh, not much I just wanted to take you out."
    "All of us?" she asks much like her sister did.
    "No. Just you. I feel like I need to spend more time with you. Ursula and I will go out some time in the middle of the week."
    "Sure. Your treat!"
    "Of course." you answer her.

    ---------------------------------------------
    With breakfast down, all of you head your separate ways for now.

    WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:35 No.18282165
    >>18282131
    Hand the bread over to Sousuke, check in with Mike on when our appointment with our therapist is scheduled for.

    Also, guys, picnic AFTER therapy?
    Gives us more time for the picnic, and it's supposed to be relaxing.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:36 No.18282185
    >>18282165
    picnic makes more sense before lunch
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:37 No.18282192
    >>18282165
    We can also clear the Erica dress issue with Mike while we're there. Otherwise, I agree. Picnic after should make us feel better after the therapy anyways.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:42 No.18282241
    Soo.. we head to Mike's?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:42 No.18282248
    >>18282241
    First drop off Sousuke's daily bread rations, then we call up Mike.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/10/12(Sat)23:46 No.18282285
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    Assuming we have some free time....
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:48 No.18282313
    >>18282285
    That's still on the list. We're just waiting to get her and Zucchini together and dose them both at once.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/10/12(Sat)23:50 No.18282329
    Heh, now that I've caught up...

    "Hey Mike."
    "Hey kid, what's up?"
    "Caught Erica with her hands down another girl's pants, and I needed to check on my therapy appointment."
    "Wait, what?"
    "Hmm? Oh no, I'm not upset about the Erica thing.... Dammit, now I can't remember what I came her to talk to you about."
    "That's easy you... Damn."
    "Lesbians?"
    "Lesbians."
    "Damn. Kraus?"
    "LESBIANS."
    "Damn. Well, hopefully it wasn't too important."
    "Yeah, alright. See ya kid."
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:53 No.18282350
    >>18282329
    Hayate should be used to that by now. He's been seeing twincest pretty frequently, I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:53 No.18282352
    rolled 77 = 77

    >>18282285
    Specifically to that picture, obtain chocolate covered Espresso Beans, and give them to Sakura. It's much easier to get children to eat those than to drink hot, sugarless Espresso.

    That, or Tiramisu.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/10/12(Sat)23:54 No.18282355
    Why'd the thread get so quiet?

    Did the Lesbians get everybody?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:56 No.18282384
    >>18282355
    I dunno, are there lesbian things going on over at SWQ?
    >>18282352
    >implying we won't load that espresso with enough sugar to kill a diabetic
    We want her to break the dimension barrier, so of course we're bringing the sugar.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)23:57 No.18282395
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    You decide to go to Mike's to check in with that therapy appointment.
    But before you leave the dorms you drop off Sousuke's bread.
    After three knocks you hear the sounds of heavy bolts being unlatched, chains being taken down, and what sounded like some sort of hydraulic mechanism being activated.

    "Good morning." he greets you.
    "Hey man, Here's your bread." you tell him as you hand him three baguettes fresh from the oven.
    "Thank you. Wait right there." he tells you as he heads off inside.
    He comes back out with a small paper bag.
    "Try carrying it around till tomorrow. See how it feels on you."
    You open the bag to find a pistol, an M1911 to be accurate. It also came with a shoulder holster.
    "Just test how comfortable you are with it." He says as he closes the door.

    You quickly slip the holster on under your jacket and head to Mike's office
    >> Cabin Boy 03/10/12(Sat)23:57 No.18282399
    >>18282352

    >Chocolate Covered espresso beans.

    Chocolate covered espresso BEARS.

    You know you want it.

    >>18282350

    Actually, it seems to be mostly them on us. Not with each other.

    I like to think that Hayate is just now beginning to realize the potential glory in Lesbians.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/10/12(Sat)23:57 No.18282400
    >>18282384
    Not that I can tell. It's men in baths time. And Minna has MC's pants.

    >>18282355
    I'm recoloring more uniforms, myself.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/10/12(Sat)23:59 No.18282420
    >>18282395

    >1911

    Yessss....
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)00:01 No.18282443
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    You arrive at Mike's office to find Hina on the couch.
    "Hey kid," Mike greets you from behind a cloud of cigar smoke "What can I do for you?"
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)00:02 No.18282450
    Not enough talk. Or fast enough posting from LG.

    It's hard to create funny in a vacuum. But damned if I won't try.

    By the way, has captha been getting insane for anybody else lately?

    It didn't even have WORDS or SHAPES this time. One half was blue, and the other side had black and white stripes.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:03 No.18282457
    >>18282443
    "Hi Mike. I just wanted to know when that appointment was set for today.
    "Oh, and would it be okay if Erica wore a dress to class for days this week?"
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:03 No.18282463
    >>18281690
    Ok LG I loved you already but the choppa line had me laugh so hard I sprayed my desk and computer with my drink this time.

    >>18282395
    We can't forget to bribe mike for the bet
    Or Mentilate Madoka to get the Sakura video, or Na oha whichever is first
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:03 No.18282464
    >>18282443
    Therapy and Erica's dress.

    >>18282450
    Nope, mine just wants me to type in greek, hebrew, or russian.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)00:04 No.18282473
    >>18282443

    "Two things, I needed to see when you set that appointment for the therapy thing. The other... Erica made a bet with me on that last exercise. What do I need to do to convince you to let her show up in non-regulation clothing for a couple days."

    If he asks, describe the cloths.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)00:04 No.18282474
    >>18282450
    Captcha wont accept my entries.
    even if they were correct.
    takes my 3 tries average.
    [also damn thing wont refresh by itself. shows me the same fucking image everytime.]
    Need to refresh it manualy
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:05 No.18282486
    >>18282450
    I am getting lots of Hebrew and gibberish but no colours yet
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)00:05 No.18282488
    >>18282474

    Yeah, it's been doing the static image to me too.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:07 No.18282511
    rolled 84 = 84

    >>18282352
    >Tiramisu

    Now that I've started thinking about it, Tiramisu is probably the best choice for making Sakura go on a super sugar caffeine dimension shattering rampage. Make it with special high caffeine Espresso and coffee liqour? Check. Can we garnish it with BEAR gummi's? Check. Can we even add in a little "Hayate special" potion of wakefulness during baking? Check. Will it look like the most elegant and mouthwatering cake Sakura has ever seen? Easily.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:08 No.18282523
    >>18282511
    >hey guys, let's start the apocalypse by making a cake
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:09 No.18282542
    >>18282511
    Plus Luchinni would probably like it too since she is Italian.

    I think we have our CLANG "WHAT THE" CLANG "FUCK WAS THAT?" plan sorted out

    I would rather have bears and caffeine be separate the first time, mainly because I think Sakubear and Luchibear would be adorable
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:09 No.18282543
    >>18282463
    Better to hook him up afterwards than bribe him now. It prevents nagging little moral issues.

    >>18282523
    What better way to start it?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:11 No.18282565
    >>18282543
    Nah, he expected the cigars to be a bribe and we don't have to give it to him now, we just give it to him when we get the chance

    Plus I like the idea of an ever cooled mini keg of holding a bit too much
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)00:13 No.18282595
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    "I just wanted to check in on you with what time that appointment was."
    "The therapy? It's at 10:00" He tells you.
    HIna looks up at you from the couch.
    "You're getting therapy? Why?" she asks

    WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)00:15 No.18282627
    >>18282595

    Wait, she was in the office?

    FUUUUU-

    "We haven't known each other long enough for me to burden you with my life story. It would make a lot more sense in context."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)00:16 No.18282641
    >>18282542
    you know.. i have always thought tiramisu was Japanese
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:17 No.18282646
    >>18282595
    "Because the God of our world is a sadistic bastard, and so is Santa. I've got some things to sort out because of it. It's for everyone else's good as much as my own."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:17 No.18282647
    >>18282595
    Oh man, I can't believe I completely missed Hina being on the couch.

    "I've got some...memories that I need to get sorted out."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:17 No.18282649
    >>18282595
    "Mike can explain. I need to go now"
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:18 No.18282660
    >>18282646
    >and so is Santa
    That should be "and so is the Santa".
    We met the real Santa, and he's a nice guy.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:19 No.18282671
    >>18282649
    Woah, no. We're not leaving until Erica wears the dress to school.

    >>18282660
    You're right, that's what I meant. My bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:22 No.18282712
    Explain the basics and get back to asking mike about our bet
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:24 No.18282741
    >>18282641
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiramisu
    We learn something new every day

    My uncle is married to an Italian and she does it for special occasions from her family recipie
    Best dessert ever

    The Japanese adopted and love it too though
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)00:28 No.18282790
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    >basics
    >go back to mike

    "I have some issues I need to work on.Horrible youth, abandonment, the works." you tell her quickly.
    "Anyway Mike. I was wondering if you could do me a favor."
    "Who did you kill, and how many witnesses?" he asks.
    "No. Nothing like that... Yet." you answer
    "I made a bet with Erica before the simulations. Loser has to wear an outfit of the winner's choosing FOR THREE DAYS. I was wondering if you'd let her go to class in a really really reaaaaaally frilly dress."

    **ROLL EM**
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:28 No.18282795
    >>18282741
    It's like it's made from the jizz of the creamy confectionaries god.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)00:29 No.18282800
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>18282790
    AND AWAY WE GO
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:29 No.18282806
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>18282790
    Come in brorilla you haven't failed us yet!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:29 No.18282812
    rolled 93 = 93

    >>18282790
    I hope that it has frills. And lace. And ribbons.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:29 No.18282816
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>18282790
    Dice gods hear my prayer!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)00:30 No.18282821
    >>18282800
    >>18282806
    Well shi-

    >>18282812
    Ha!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:30 No.18282822
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>18282812
    Looks like it's a go
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:30 No.18282829
    >>18282812
    Mike is gonna love the idea...
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:31 No.18282838
    rolled 92 = 92

    DEM FRILLS
    DAT LACE
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:34 No.18282876
    >>18282790
    Why is adult Luchinni so godamned hot?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)00:35 No.18282882
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    >>18282812
    "As long as you incorporate the uniform's color scheme, I will allow it." He then smirks "It should be fun to see ms.NOPANTS squirming in a petticoat."

    "Thanks Mike. I'll make sure she squirms."
    You leave the office to leave Mike and Hina alone.

    On the digital clock in the hall the time reads [8:45]

    WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:37 No.18282905
    >>18282882
    Mentally update Sakura on the color scheme.

    The most reasonable thing on our to do list right now seems to be tea with the Daughters of Rozen.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)00:37 No.18282906
    >>18282876
    because italians.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:37 No.18282918
    >>18282882
    See the doctor.
    If we can get him to drop us off in front of Jemma's jewellery 2.5 years in the future and get the Cassiopeia fixed would be nice
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:37 No.18282920
    >>18282882
    I dunno, I'm too busy looking at Lucchini's zucchinis.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:38 No.18282931
    >>18282882
    Let Sakura know about the color requirements, and that the picnic will be in the afternoon sometime.

    Right now we have an hour to kill, so maybe see what all the fuss is about with the Rozen twins.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)00:40 No.18282948
    >>18282882

    Go see the Docotr. Shouldn't take us any time at all.

    Stop by Ryuus on the way by, see if he can teach us the slider potion.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:45 No.18283017
    Go tell Sakura about the colorscheme.
    Tea with dolls, let's hook Kraus up.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:47 No.18283047
    Doctor see if we can do some time fuckery
    I want a reason to use the time hat
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)00:54 No.18283135
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    >Doctor

    You head down to the medical wing, since it's also where you'll need to be for therapy.
    You walk down the halls quietly to keep IT from hearing you.
    As you sneak down the corridor to the doctor's box, you observe a man in a white shirt and a black tie, with a ponytail doing much the same as you.

    You arrive at the place where the box should be but it's not there.
    On the stand a new sign has been posted:
    [ OUT FOR LUNCH, BE BACK IN 3 YEARS]

    And then you heard IT.
    "My, My, My... If it my favorite boys in the world..."
    You and the man in white shirt a few doors down panic.

    **ROLL TO ESCAPE FRANK THE NURSE**
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:55 No.18283139
    >>18282948
    This sounds like a good idea.

    If we get into time travel more though we need to ask the doctor how to stop the feedback from screwing with our devices head so to speak
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:55 No.18283146
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>18283135
    Oh god, not again!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:56 No.18283150
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>18283135
    >You and the man in white shirt a few doors down panic.

    WE JUST NEED TO OUTRUN THE MAN IN WHITE SHIRT!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:56 No.18283153
    >>18283135
    Time to channel Kraus..
    Or maybe we could actually use our smoke screen. But that might be a bad idea
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)00:57 No.18283164
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>18283135

    Point dramatically.

    "Look a distraction!"

    Then GTFO
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:59 No.18283189
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>18283135

    Look him right in the eye.

    "Not today Frank."

    Then just walk past him. Like A Boss.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:59 No.18283196
    rolled 27 = 27

    >>18283135

    Looks like things are getting.... dicey.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:00 No.18283202
    rolled 100 = 100

    NOOOOOOOOOPE.
    Then throw the other guy at Frank.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:00 No.18283203
    rolled 84 = 84

    >>18283189
    >rolled 28 = 28

    obviously not.

    Lets just teleport the fuck away
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:00 No.18283208
    rolled 76 = 76

    >>18283135

    Dammit all.

    We're going to get raped, aren't we?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:01 No.18283216
    >>18283202
    >nat 100
    I feel sorry for the other guy. I wonder who it is.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)01:01 No.18283221
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>18283202

    >100

    But at what cost?

    Don't leave a man behind like that you bastard!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:02 No.18283228
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>18283202
    That's.... very unbutlery-like. But when our manhood is at stake....

    I suggest we take this roll and save the man instead.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)01:02 No.18283234
    >>18283221

    Oh NOW I roll well?

    What the shit, /tg dice?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:03 No.18283237
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>18283153
    Fucking auto fill, have no clue how dicescribe came up
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:04 No.18283251
    >>18283202
    That poor poor bastard.
    He is gonna hate us something fierce now
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)01:05 No.18283265
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    >>18283202
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOPE!"
    You say as you run the fuck back as you get to the man in the white shirt, you grab him by the collar and throw him at Frank.
    "I'm sorry man!" you yell at him as you speed away.

    You run fast like the wind, not even bothering where you're going . You just run.
    And then you hear it approaching fast behind you.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:07 No.18283284
    >>18283265
    That was just cold, man. Throwing someone to Nurse Frank is conduct unbecoming of a butler and a gentleman.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)01:07 No.18283285
    >>18283265

    >it

    SHIT FRANKS GAINING!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)01:08 No.18283298
    >>18282790
    Is it wrong of me, that I kinda wish we'd gotten a 1 on one of these rolls?
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)01:08 No.18283311
    >>18283284

    We all pointed that out.

    The 100 made our entirely valid complaints irrelevant.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)01:09 No.18283322
    >>18283298

    I don't see how he can top the 'time warp' bad end.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)01:11 No.18283344
    >>18283322
    Neither do I, but I've picked up this morbid fascination with seeing what LG will do for bad ends.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)01:11 No.18283351
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    >>18283265
    "mustrunawaymustrunawaymustrunaway..."
    You hear this mantra being muttered from behind you.
    You look back to see the man you threw earlier with his shirt torn open.
    He's gaining on you fast.
    And behind him was IT.

    **ROLL AGAIN**
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:12 No.18283357
    rolled 60 = 60

    >>18283351
    Timestop.
    Grab man.
    Teleport out together.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)01:12 No.18283359
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>18283351
    I probably shouldn't do this.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:13 No.18283368
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>18283351
    Come on and use that lube we got last night. OIL SLICK.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:13 No.18283372
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    rolled 17 = 17

    >>18283351
    HALT. HAMMERZEIT!
    Switch to Bunny Mode, grab the guy, run away.

    Today's just a picnic day, I think we can afford the Time Stop.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:14 No.18283380
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>18283357
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)01:15 No.18283393
    rolled 73 = 73

    >>18283351

    Why the HELL did we give up our rape-whistle?
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)01:16 No.18283404
    >>18283393

    Meh.

    Could be worse.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:16 No.18283405
    >>18283393
    More entertaining this way.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:16 No.18283407
    >>18283393
    Because Jakob needed it more?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:17 No.18283416
    rolled 34 = 34

    Fuuuuuuu
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:18 No.18283431
    >>18283407
    This is our second Frank encounter this week, at the least. I'm pretty sure we need it more now.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)01:18 No.18283433
    >>18283407
    >>18283405

    Gods damn your good points.

    Wait, did we send them their own way?

    We can just pull him out of our hat and have HIM use it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)01:21 No.18283461
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    You wish you had your rape whistle right now.
    You wish you had a wall behind you right now.
    You wish for a lot of things right now.

    As you and the man run down the near endless halls of the Medical wing, he suddenly grabs your arm.
    "IN HERE, QUICK!"

    He pulls you inside a dark room.
    You hear multiple locks being applied, and the sound of a heavy cabinet being moved.

    He turns on the light and you see...
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:22 No.18283478
    >>18283461
    That looks a lot like our Shirou-proofing. Whoever saved us must be used to hiding from Frank.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:24 No.18283510
    >>18283461

    The Tenth Doctor?

    Please LG, it's all I want. And I was cheated on that roll.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)01:25 No.18283518
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    You see a comfortable looking office.
    A wide mahogany desk with random baubles on it and a large leather chair behind it.

    There are also some brown leather couches, and big cushy armchairs in the room.

    "So, Hayate.." he says.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:25 No.18283523
    >>18283510
    It's Shinji Ikari. I thought the "mustn'trunaway" would have been a giveaway.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:26 No.18283531
    >>18283523
    Must, not mustn't. Derp.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:26 No.18283535
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>18283461
    >>18283518
    Dr. Ikari, then?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:26 No.18283541
    rolled 55 = 55

    >>18283518
    Oh, is he the psychiatrist?

    "So it all started when my mother..."
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)01:29 No.18283573
    >>18283541

    If it's Shinji, mommy issues is a bad place to start.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)01:29 No.18283575
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    "So, Hayate.." he says. "It's a bit earlier than our appointed time. But since the circumstances got us in my office, why dont we go ahead and start?"

    "Mike told me the basics of it, I'm Shinji Ikari and I'll be trying to help you through all this stuff."
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)01:32 No.18283623
    >>18283575

    "Alright. Should I start with how my parents are utter bastards who ruined my life and almost got me killed? Or should I look for something easier to relate to starting point?"
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)01:34 No.18283639
    >>18283623

    >easier to relate to FOR A starting point

    Fucking A, I'm off my game tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:34 No.18283645
    >>18283575
    "Thank you, Doctor. Should I start at the beginning? Or with some of the events that stick out the most in my mind?"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)01:34 No.18283652
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    "Err.. I'm sorry for throwing you at Frank." you quickly apologize to him
    "No. It's nothing. If our positions were switched i think I would have done the same."
    He says as he straightens his clothes and tie.
    "Anyway, why don't you take a seat on the couch and let's begin."
    You position yourself on the wide leather couch and he takes the armrest.
    He pulls out a pair of glasses and puts them on.
    "Mike told me you've been having flashbacks and breakdowns lately. Why don't you tell me about the last one?"

    WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:34 No.18283654
    >>18283575
    Look comically surprised that he is our therapist, then begin to apologize profusely for throwing him at Frank, claiming that we panicked.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:34 No.18283655
    >>18283518
    Oh god, we just threw our therapist at Frank.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:35 No.18283669
    >>18283652
    What WAS the last breakdown we had?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:36 No.18283673
    Start with the bike
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)01:36 No.18283681
    >>18283669
    It was the "Oh god when's the other shoe gonna drop on our head" we dropped on Keima
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:37 No.18283682
    >>18283652
    "Ah. The most recent was two days ago."
    And tell him about the CRASHING DOWN breakdown we had. Of how terrified we were about all of this happiness disappearing. And how it feels only inevitable that it will be taken from us.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:37 No.18283685
    >>18283669
    I think the last one was our questioning reality. We were crying on Keima.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:38 No.18283700
    >>18283685
    >>18283682
    >>18283681
    This, make sure we mention we were in a skirt for three days
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:40 No.18283725
    >>18283700
    Skirts are nothing. We vary between not giving a fuck and mildly embarrassed, but they're nowhere near traumatic. There's bigger issues at hand than crossdressing.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:40 No.18283727
    >>18283700
    Nah. The skirts never really bothered us too much. We struggle and resist because the girls like it when we give them a little fight.
    We're secure enough in our own sexuality for it to not bother us.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)01:41 No.18283732
    >>18283669

    Keima.

    >>18283652

    "I had a chat with a girl in my class. She pointed out that my current situation was weird and looked about as fragile as a house of cards. It didn't really sink in until about lunch time."

    Deep sigh.

    "Thing is, before Mike recruited me, life was bad. Like seriously contemplating suicide bad. I'm fairly certain my home universe actively hates me. So with what she said, she kinda gave voice to that little paranoid streak that keeps pointing out that a talking monkey giving me super-powers and whisking me off to magic happy land is a lot more plausible as some sort of coma induced fever-dream than a thing that actually happened."

    "And I freaked out. More than a little bit."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:42 No.18283749
    >>18283725
    Yeah but just to make him got wtf
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)01:42 No.18283754
    >>18283727
    >>18283725

    Yeah, I think the skirt thing is more about our reputation instead of personal concerns.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:44 No.18283777
    >>18283732
    >>18283732
    This is good.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:44 No.18283791
    >>18283732
    This is pretty good. It's worth rolling with.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)01:45 No.18283801
    >>18283777

    Thanks.

    I was shooting for honesty mixed with a solid dose of self depreciating humor.

    I think Shinji of all people can relate to such an attitude.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)01:48 No.18283839
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    "the last one was a couple of days ago." you begin to explain as you sink down into the couch.
    "I had a conversation with a friend and something she said made me think when all of this would come crashing down."

    "I had a horrible time in my original Dimension. It was like the whole universe was out to get me.
    And then one day a talking monkey gave me an angry teapot and super powers."
    "All of it seemed so implausible, at that moment I was thinking if all of this happiness was real, or the brain addled hallucinations I was having while dying in a ditch somewhere."

    "I assure you, all of this is real. As impossible it may seem. You talked about happiness. Were you ever happy before coming here? or have you never really experienced it till now?"
    He says as he interlaces his fingers in front of his face.

    WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:50 No.18283872
    >>18283839
    Once when I bought myself a new bike after saving up for 3 months to be able to afford it.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:52 No.18283888
    >>18283839
    There were couple of times, but they were short
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)01:52 No.18283889
    >>18283839

    "Before all this? Happy was mostly a set up to make the next traumatic thing hurt more. Given the way the entire rest of my life has gone, my greatest fear right now is the other foot dropping. I know it sounds crazy, hell I'm talking to a shrink, but I just can't convince myself that I've been overlooked by whatever cosmic force was out to get me. And the coming fall will be all the worse for it."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:52 No.18283893
    >>18283839
    Oh brief little bursts that were just enough to get my hopes up so that they could be shattered again.

    Things like finding a few yen on the sidewalk to buy ice cream with a girl I liked - only to have my father steal it away for his own crazy schemes.

    [Ikari should be able to relate to this pretty heavily.]
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)01:53 No.18283903
    >>18283872
    >>18283889
    >>18283888
    >>18283839

    "And, well, my bike. But that's pretty much it."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:53 No.18283908
    >>18283893
    Hahahahaha, fucking this. The way its phrased could make Shinji and Hayate fucking twins.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)01:54 No.18283921
    >>18283893

    I think that if we just out and said our parents are bastards we would have an instant bro for life.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:54 No.18283923
    >>18283839
    "It always seemed that my happiness was snatched away at the last moment. ... No, it wasn't all bad. I had my bicycle, earned with blood sweat and tear. I went back to get it last time we had break, without major incident, thankfully."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:55 No.18283937
    >>18283839
    Never for long, and it was always torn out of my hands and stomped on. Before I came here my parents had just sold my organs to Yakuza. One refused to work, and the other gambled all the money away. I've had to work odd jobs my entire life in order not to starve, Santa told me that I didn't get presents because I was from a poor family.

    Except for my bike which I bought and was the only figure in that world who didn't betray and hate me, which I have since rescued from that hellhole masquerading as a proper universe, I can't think of anything good from there.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:55 No.18283942
    >>18283893
    Seconding this, and include "Well, there's my bike. One good memory, at least."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)01:56 No.18283947
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    "Before all this? Happy was mostly a set up to make the next traumatic thing hurt more. Sure I had my moments. But it always came back to bite me in the ass. I think the only piece of real happiness that isnt tainted is my bike."

    "Your bike? tell me about how happy it made you."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:58 No.18283972
    >>18283947
    "So happy that when I played a song about it, it brought tears to the eyes of my clasmates.
    I don't think I could adequately describe, in words, the pure and simple joy that bike brought me. Not just because it was a bike, but because of what it gave me. A small escape."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:59 No.18283991
    >>18283947
    "It was...the first time that I had something of my own, that I could say that I had bought it, rather than scrounged from a garbage dumpster. It let me get better jobs, let me get around better, it made me feel free when I rode it around. That for those few minutes, I could pretend that it was just me, my bike, and the road."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:00 No.18283995
    >>18283947
    It was my own piece of freedom, I had to save for months to afford it but it let me go where I wanted, it opened job opportunities up. It was the only thing there that loved me back. The feel of riding the bike through the fresh air on deliveries was wonderful, it wasn't even ruined by the rain cloud that followed me and me alone.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:00 No.18283997
    >>18283972
    Shit, 2 minutes with the violin probably would speed this process along.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)03:00 No.18284002
    >>18283947
    >>18283972

    "The bike is family to me. I risked going home, with the universe hating me, the yakuza hunting me, and my own memories threatening to drown me to get it back. I even had to dress in drag to maintain a low profile."
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)03:02 No.18284021
    >>18284002
    >>18283995
    >>18283991
    >>18283972

    Shit just say all of this, in the posted order.

    >>18283997

    Music might be interesting, if only to trigger the cello related PTSD if shinji wants to play with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:04 No.18284045
    >>18284021
    I just think the music might be more efficient. Words can convey information, but music conveys emotion much better. Making Shinji feel what we feel will help him help us better.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:04 No.18284046
    >>18284021
    >if only to trigger the cello related PTSD if shinji wants to play with us.
    Oh man, the 'Horrible Parents Duo', with Hayate on violin and Shinji on cello.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)03:04 No.18284047
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    This is taking too damn long, this better be how you wanted the colors, LG.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)03:06 No.18284060
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    "It was...the first time that I had something of my own, that I could say that I had bought it, rather than scrounged from a garbage dumpster." you tell him "It let me get better jobs, let me get around better, it made me feel free when I rode it around. That for those few minutes, I could pretend that it was just me, my bike, and the road."
    "So you were using your bike as a means of escape?"
    "You could say that yeah. But no matter how hard I rode it I knew I had to come back. It was like music, It allowed me to ignore every horrible thing in the world, but once the song ended, i knew i had to return to reality."

    "Escape is good every once in a while, I agree. But facing it all would be much better.
    You talk about music. Do you play an instrument?"

    "Yeah. I play the violin." you tell him.
    "Oh." he says as he takes something out from behind the chair. "Why don't we play something together?"

    He was now holding a cello.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)03:07 No.18284063
    Since I have a moment....

    "So Hayate went to therapy."
    "Oh?"
    "Yeah, I figured Shinji might be a good choice, since they have similar backgrounds."
    "Hayate used to pilot a giant robot against god?"
    "I was thinking more on the lines of abusive and neglectful parents."
    "And Shinji told him that it could be worse?"
    "Actually, session ended with Shinji in tears."
    "Fuck me, he broke Ikari? What the fucking fuck happened to this kid?"
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)03:08 No.18284086
    >>18284060

    >Cello.

    Don't panic.

    DON'T PANIC!

    IT'S A PIECE OF WOOD, AND HE ISN'T RUSSIAN!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:09 No.18284099
    >>18284060
    Oh. Right. Cello.
    To the face and head. Wielded by an angry Russian spouting broken Japanese.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:10 No.18284103
    >>18284060
    Duet of the miserable childhoods. Try to play off of each other, combining melodies at times and also having call and response sections. Pour everything we have into this, keep playing no matter how many tears roll down our face and how much rage and despair we feel, we will still play.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:12 No.18284120
    >>18284103
    At least we won't have school tomorrow. Those 2 playing the sad song will incapacitate the entire base.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)03:12 No.18284121
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    A cello.
    An instrument of music, and according to your memories, of destruction.
    Visions of the angry russian and the cold street flood back.
    The feel of wood as it hit your head, the Twang of the strings as they broke.
    You know you can't break down here.

    **ROLL FOR MENTAL RESISTANCE**
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:12 No.18284122
    Play our melody of sorrow
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:12 No.18284127
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>18284121
    Time to roll some bricks.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:12 No.18284128
    rolled 84 = 84

    >>18284121
    Keep it together!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:13 No.18284131
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>18284121
    TANKRED ENDURES
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:13 No.18284132
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>18284127
    Oh god dammit
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:13 No.18284133
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>18284121
    Keep it together, he's not russian, we can do this.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:13 No.18284139
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>18284121
    Uh oh, we're going to kick Shinji's ass in "self defense".
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)03:13 No.18284141
    rolled 98 = 98

    >>18284121

    Well, here comes a nervous breakdown.

    On the plus side, watching a train-wreck in progress will help him help us.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:13 No.18284145
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>18284133
    His girlfriend is Russian though
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:14 No.18284157
    >>18284141
    What the flying fuck is with your dice tonight?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)03:15 No.18284162
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>18284121
    I MUST TRY
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:15 No.18284164
    >>18284127
    >>18284128
    >>18284141
    not bad

    we can hold back our bitch-tears when we want to.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)03:15 No.18284174
    >>18284141

    FUCK YOU DICE I WANT A CRASH.

    Something else to add to our list of complaints to Shinji.

    "Also, It might be nothing... but I'm starting to hate dice for some reason."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:15 No.18284175
    rolled 88 = 88

    >>18284164
    Shit, I DIDN'T want to and still rolled an 86
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)03:16 No.18284182
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    >>18284141
    You stare at the thing for a moment before you finally calm down.
    "Are you okay?" shinji asks you
    "Yeah, just another bad memory."
    "Do you want to tell me about it now?"
    "I'll tell you later after we play." you say as you take out your violin.
    "You take lead, I'll follow." shinji tells you.

    WAT DO YOU PLAY?!
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)03:16 No.18284184
    >>18284157

    MY DICE ARE ALWAYS LIKE THIS.

    ALL OF THEM.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)03:18 No.18284207
    >>18284182

    Something sad. Rooted in the pain caused by our parents almost ruining our lives.

    Also, fuck that 98. Fuck it in it's smug fucking face.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)03:19 No.18284216
    >>18284145
    no.. his girlfriend is GERMAN.

    You just found your transdimensional doppelganger
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)03:19 No.18284221
    >>18284175

    Alright, te dice gods are officially fucking with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:19 No.18284223
    >>18284182
    Well, we could go with our Requiem. He wanted to know how bad it was? Play him that song.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)03:19 No.18284227
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>18284174
    You and me both, man.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:20 No.18284237
    rolled 23 = 23

    >>18284182
    Our sonata of sorrow
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:20 No.18284238
    >>18284182
    Start at the beginning of our life and work our way through it, try to encompass the emotions we felt from our young age to today. Primarily sadness for the first long while with occasional glimmer of hope, keep on going to confusion as to why the world and your parents hate you. Fear for the times our life was in danger. Then when we get close to today change it to as uplifting a tone as we can, something that is so horribly out of context that it doesn't feel like the same song.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)03:20 No.18284252
    >>18284216

    We need to point this out at some point.

    That we're now convinced that he's his universe's version of us.

    Right after we trade life stories.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:21 No.18284256
    "I think...I think what I'm really terrified of is this dream I've had. I haven't mentioned it to anyone, I'm not even sure Kraus, my device knows about it. I've really been trying to deny I ever even had it, but the possibility it suggested has been eating away at me.

    In it, I woke up in a bed, covered in bandages. Someone had taken me in. I had no device. I never traveled dimensions, never met any of the people here. I had just been in an accident, and it was all a dream. I was back where I started, living the same miserable life that by all rights should have killed me.

    That's what really terrifies me. What if I'm in a coma or something? Would I be able to tell the difference? Oh sure, people can assure me all they want that they're real, I can believe it even, but it just doesn't kill that screaming dread in me that KNOWS that it's a distinct possibility that all of this was just something I made up to make myself happy.

    How can I KNOW? How can I really know that everything that's made me happy isn't going to suddenly disappear one day?"
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:21 No.18284259
    >>18284252
    Except he has no twins
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)03:22 No.18284275
    >>18284259

    That in no way invalidates my point.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:23 No.18284282
    >>18284238
    Man, that would be an entire series of concertos.
    No way we could fit all of that into a single piece.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:24 No.18284302
    >>18284275
    Of course not, it just means we have one up on him

    We should ask what his device is too
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:24 No.18284309
    >>18284282
    We've got plenty of time, we won't get everything and we'll have to condense bits. But this will get our emotions right too him without the troublesome barrier of words.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:24 No.18284310
    >>18284259
    He had Rei, Asuka AND Misato. Shinji always had the potential for harem, but he was never able to actually pull it together in his series due to a complete lack of confidence.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)03:26 No.18284329
    >>18284302

    We also had to escape our universe to get them.

    Since his universe wasn't actively out to get him, it's safe to say that he has a solid one up on us.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:26 No.18284332
    >>18284310
    Well what was more messed up about that is what they represented to him.

    His mother, his own self-loathing, and a surrogate mother respectively.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:28 No.18284346
    >>18284329
    >his universe wasn't actively out to get him

    Ummm, are you sure about that? When you look at the whole of it, it looks more like a conspiracy to ruin his life and drive him insane than a series of coincidences.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)03:28 No.18284357
    >>18284310

    Except Rei was his sister, and he dropped everything after learning that.

    Which incidentally, makes her fair game for us.

    Unless we're broes now. Shit, what's the proper etiquette for fucking your psychiatrists sister?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:29 No.18284364
    >>18284332
    I'm glad our Harem doesn't represent our bevy of psychological issues. I'm really fucking happy about that. It is a very good thing.
    >>18284357
    The proper etiquette is don't go seeking it out. If she stumbles upon us, we don't know it's his sister and we accidentally swag her too hard it's not bad. But deciding one morning to pick up your shrinks sister is just a bad idea.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)03:31 No.18284382
    >>18284346

    It certainly can be interpreted that way.

    And his parents wanted him good and fucked in the head so he'd pilot better.

    But the truth is he just happened to be in the middle of a giant shit-storm, not the designated target of all the shit in the universe.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:31 No.18284390
    >>18284357
    Half-sister, and he was lusting on her hard because of how much she reminded him of Yui. Shit was fucked.

    As for etiquette, I cite Article 19 of the Bro Code:
    A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro’s sister. However, a Bro shall not get angry of another Bro says, “Dude, your sister’s hot!”
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)03:32 No.18284408
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    You start of with a slow morose melody, Shinji's cello joining your own.
    It slowly evolves to a darker, sadder song.
    Still shinji manages to keep up.
    after a long refrain of sadness, it peters out.
    a brief silence, and it begins to pick up speed.
    A song of happiness, a song of hope.
    it sounded like 2 songs go spliced together, but it still managed to keep congruent.
    As you play shinji added his own melody to compliment yours.
    As the song ends abruptly in the middle of a frantic, extatic climax.

    "What was that song?" shinji asks "It seems so familiar to me somehow."
    "That? that's my life in song." you tell him.

    The rest of the session went well, you sat back down on the couch and he listened to anything you wanted to say.
    Before long, lunch arrived.
    "I'm gonna have to end our session here for now Hayate." Shinji tells you. "I want you to come back in next sunday at the same time. But if you want to talk to me before then, you can always contact me mentally anytime."

    "Thanks." you tell him as you walk out of his office.
    You passed the nurse crying in his sleep by the door.

    LUNCH TIME. WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

    >>18284259
    teh Reis count as twins i guess
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)03:32 No.18284414
    >>18284364

    See, 'I didn't know she was your sister' doesn't feel like an amazing excuse to me.

    Then again, I have been on both sides of that line before.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:33 No.18284426
    >>18284408
    Yeah Frank that's what you get. Just ask nicely next time.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:34 No.18284433
    >>18284408
    See who wants lunch
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)03:34 No.18284437
    >>18284408

    Thanks to 'Nobody Dies' the established plural form of 'rei' is 'ree'.

    Also, lunch time is picnic time I think.

    Maybe pop in to town to grab the locket first though.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:35 No.18284441
    >>18284408
    Wait, wait, crap! We can't do next Sunday! That's our mountain trip with Sagara!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:36 No.18284456
    >>18284408
    I think it's time to throw the picnic for Sakura. I hope that we recorded our duet. Though we might want to hit town quickly just so we don't forget the locket.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:36 No.18284457
    >>18284437
    We already told the store owner that we'll pick up the locket tonight.

    So let's get the picnic ready.
    But first we need to reschedule the next therapy session because of the trip with Sousuke.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:36 No.18284466
    get cought up in morality of war debate in swq then get drunk off beloved vodka... OMG MSQ!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:37 No.18284470
    >>18284441
    aw shit
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)03:40 No.18284498
    wat do?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:41 No.18284511
    >>18284498
    Quick visit to town for the locket, then throw Sakura the Picnic that she wanted. I say we let her choose the invitations as it's her picnic.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:41 No.18284514
    >>18284498
    Picnic for the frilly magical girls

    See how that dress is coming.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:42 No.18284515
    >>18284498
    Go back to Shinji, reschedule the therapy session because of the trip with Sousuke.

    Then we go and get the picnic ready, with a picnic basket.
    Strawberry EVERYTHING.

    Once done, call up Sakura, Nanoha, and Madoka for a picnic.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:42 No.18284520
    >>18284511
    Locket probably won't be ready til tonight.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)03:43 No.18284522
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    Fuckin' thing's done. Hope you like it, Landing Gear.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:43 No.18284523
    >>18284511
    The locket might not be completely ready yet, since we told the jewelry shop owner we'll pick it up tonight, not this afternoon.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:43 No.18284525
    >>18284408
    Haha frank
    Mentilate one of the girls and get the copy of the Sakura video
    We must watch it
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:44 No.18284535
    >>18284522
    Well I certainly do.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:44 No.18284536
    Go see Ryuu about making new potions
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:45 No.18284546
    >>18281433
    i dunno if any1 said this catching up but put tooth in ice to preserve nerve
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:48 No.18284569
    Uh, guys?
    This thread has been in autosage for a while. It's already on page 14.
    I've archived, but some things might get cut off.

    LG, you should maybe make a new thread sooner rather than later.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)03:50 No.18284584
    >>18284569
    Well that ain't right. It should have just hit autosage a few posts ago. But, there it is, on page 14.

    What the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:50 No.18284588
    >>18284569
    He generally checks if we are sinking regularly, today just seems a bit preoccupied since he lost a tool and is probably finding a Mek so he can get a choppa for it
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:51 No.18284602
    >>18284584
    Maybe mod or janitor dickey, maybe a stupidly fast spam of new threads
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)03:52 No.18284608
    You realize something.
    You have that training trip with Sousuke next week.
    you step around the still sobbing nurse and knock on Shinji's door.
    He opens it for you.
    "back so soon?" he asks you.
    "well, I can't come back on Sunday. Me and a friend are having a training trip in the mountains. Would it be okay to reschedule for the night after sunday?"
    "Sure. I'm pretty much free then." Shinji tells you as he makes a note of it.
    "Thanks again" you tell him as you head back down the halls.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:53 No.18284614
    >>18284602
    >maybe a stupidly fast spam of new threads
    No, that's not possible. Check the timedates on the threads around it. This has been in autosage since 2100.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:53 No.18284615
    >>18284608
    These
    >>18284536
    >>18284525
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:54 No.18284626
    >>18284608
    Go to town to pick up strawberries and other ingredients, then come back and prepare a picnic basket of strawberry goodness for Sakura and her friends.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:54 No.18284629
    >>18284608
    Make a new thread because somehow this one got flagged to autosage or something.

    Then picnic
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)03:54 No.18284630
    >>18284608
    Prep for The Picnic,
    contact Madoka, and/or Nanoha about getting a copy of the recording of Sakura running on the walls and ceiling,
    Other things?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:54 No.18284631
    >>18284614
    So it seems it was put straight into autosage.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:55 No.18284637
    >>18284631
    Hm, this happened to Metahuman Renaissance Quest twice, never figured out what the cause was.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:55 No.18284638
    >>18284608
    New Thread, please.

    Also Picnic, IIRC.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)03:55 No.18284639
    >>18284631
    Fuck's sake, not another one.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:56 No.18284645
    >>18284637
    Mod / janitor either being spammed with the thread reports or being a dick

    Both can and have happened before
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:56 No.18284647
    We're on page 15
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)03:56 No.18284650
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    NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
    SUGAR HIGH


    >>18284614
    Yeah how the fuck did that happen?
    lol.

    Well i guess I end here for now, I still need to do some chores around the house.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:57 No.18284655
    >>18284650
    What time new thread?
    >> Cabin Boy 03/11/12(Sun)03:57 No.18284658
    >>18284650

    So when are we picking this up?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)03:58 No.18284662
    >>18284650
    How, I don't know, but it's happened to a few quest threads, recently. Fuckin' sucks.

    >>18284655
    If it's like the others, 0600 4chan time
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)03:59 No.18284665
    yeah 0600.
    lets see if that wizard is still out to sink SS SWAGTANIC by then
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    >>18283575
    >Shinji
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)04:00 No.18284672
    >lol archive got flooded with downvotes
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)04:02 No.18284686
    >>18284672
    Seems like one asshole got pissed off and decided to try and ruin everyones fun
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)04:04 No.18284697
    So THAT'S WHY the thread was so slow.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)04:04 No.18284698
    >>18284672
    HA HA TIME FOR UPVOTES
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)04:06 No.18284713
    >>18283351
    Loved this bit.
    I wonder if his device has anything to do with giving him the speed to manage that or if he just had speed born of pure terror lending him wings



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