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    60 KB STRIKE WITCHES: WASHING WITCHES planefaggin !m6bshXgFHQ 03/10/12(Sat)22:49 No.18281649  
    Having won through several desperate battles with evil heat-ray wielding Martians in skin-of-the-teeth dogfights and land-based close assaults, you prepare to undertake the most dangerous endeavor:

    A BATH.

    You shoot a wicked look over your shoulder, and several teenaged girls in their underwear come to a screeching halt.

    "STOP. FOLLOWING. ME," you command them.

    "... nope," Eila says, delighted.

    "There's going to be MARINES in there," you remind them gravely. "I'll have backup this time."

    Eila's eyes glitter like a fighter pilot who's just been told the sky is full of targets, just for him. Well, fuck. You turn your back on them and continue, pressing on till you reach the basement, and the old Roman baths there. The girls stop short of entering the dressing rooms, though you know that's no guarantee.

    You disrobe quickly, staring hard at the hallway entrance, and book into the baths at the first oppertunity. This time you have no pants to wear even if you wanted to, so you take a clean loadout, so to speak, and enter the baths. Stepping into the shallows, you groan with delight. Say what you will about the Romans, but they knew their way around geothermal springs.

    Through the thick steam, you think you can see somebody ahead. Looks like a guy.

    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:50 No.18281668

    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:51 No.18281669
    Hailing frequencies

    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:51 No.18281670
    Hailing frequencies! See if they're a friendly!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/10/12(Sat)22:51 No.18281671
    At this rate, we'll be staring at Oddball's hairy backside.

    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:51 No.18281674

    Tell them to organize a defense against the Witches
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:51 No.18281675
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    "GUNNY ON DECK!!!"
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:51 No.18281679
    Bounce, of course. its what moves us.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:51 No.18281680

    This can't end badly at all...

    Hailing frequencies; don't mention that you're actual airforce.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/10/12(Sat)22:51 No.18281681

    Hail the contact. We could use some friendlies.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/10/12(Sat)22:51 No.18281682
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/10/12(Sat)22:51 No.18281683
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:51 No.18281684
    Just enjoy your bath, bro. You've earned it.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:52 No.18281687
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    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:52 No.18281689
    How about we just ignore the guy and get with the washing.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:52 No.18281693
    Hailing frequencies, Lieutenant Uhura.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:52 No.18281694
    We have lost our pants defense.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:52 No.18281695
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:52 No.18281701
    >that pic
    /d/elightful as always.

    Challenge. This is a solo mission into enemy territory.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:52 No.18281702

    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:53 No.18281708
    Be on your guard!
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:53 No.18281709
    Pretend to be a uboat that's out of fuel in the middle of the atlantic.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:53 No.18281712
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:54 No.18281719
    I can't decide if I'm awaiting the inevitable shenanigans the witches have planned with eager anticipation, horror, or both.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:54 No.18281721
    Hailing frequencies. Do NOT approach. Let them respond.

    Hijinks ensue when one party calls out and then advances without confirmation of the second party's identity. Do not promote the meme.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:54 No.18281722
    Identify friend or foe.

    Also, I still say the muhreens need to be warned about where they are and who they're dealing with. If they're not terrified yet, they should be.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:54 No.18281723
    MC's being stupid again. The only way to deal with these girls is counter trolling. You know they're gonna be watching, so let's give them a show. Might even be able to get this chap in on it too, for some proper nosebleed material.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:55 No.18281732
    That's the second time I've noticed.
    Opportunity, Planefag.

    Anyways, hailing frequencies open.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:55 No.18281735
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:55 No.18281737
    Other way around; that's the countersign.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:56 No.18281740
    Oh god, they're going to steal the rest of our clothes while we bath.>>18281649
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:56 No.18281741
    Eh, the fucking sailors can fend for themselves. We need to give them all of Minna's panties so they can properly adorn the bath when they come and wreck- er, use it.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:56 No.18281742
    Yaoi fangirl bait? SURE! WHY NOT!
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:56 No.18281743


    I don't want to bounce a naked man. Plus it might be Patton. I really don't feel like having a "rolling Court Martial" from/with him.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:56 No.18281744
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    As requested in last thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:56 No.18281747
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:57 No.18281760
    All the better to explain to whatever brass is about. "I'm sorry, sir, but they've been undressing me all morning."
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:57 No.18281764
    Note: We do not actually know if the Marines have landed. Sakabroto *might* have stopped them in time, or at least stopped all of them except for Kathy and Pappy.

    So, let's not expect Marines until we obtain a contact report.
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    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:58 No.18281770


    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:58 No.18281771
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    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:59 No.18281784
    ...but he's just a maaaaaan.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:59 No.18281787
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:59 No.18281788
    Why didn't we just invite them in?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:00 No.18281793
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    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:00 No.18281797
    And then PF sent War Rocket Ajax to attack Castle Barin.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:00 No.18281801

    >Implying they won't invite themselves in if they decide to.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:00 No.18281804
    Because regulations and potential rape.

    Plus, they're OUR hallucinations. I don't feel like sharing.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:01 No.18281813
    Witches with plugsuits?

    Yes, please.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:01 No.18281817
    Its the challenge in ww2 for Americans
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:01 No.18281823
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:02 No.18281824
    Yes, and?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:03 No.18281840
    We know. But these sort of free-association games are too much fun, especially when they offer the opportunity to bring up memes from earlier threads.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:04 No.18281841
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:05 No.18281852
    We need a BRIAN BLESSED character. Mad Jack, maybe?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:05 No.18281862
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    oh god i..

    i dunno
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:06 No.18281867
    >you think you can see somebody ahead. Looks like a guy
    Motherfucker.... it's Zucinni... zuchinine... fuck what's her name... Libido!
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:07 No.18281874
    >Inb4 Mad Jack Churchill
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    The wingman, ladies and gents.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:08 No.18281888
    She was with the others.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:09 No.18281894
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:09 No.18281897
    That little bitch is fast, no doubt in my mind that she can get around us and into the bath.
    >> planefaggin !m6bshXgFHQ 03/10/12(Sat)23:10 No.18281905
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    "Heyo," you call out. "It's a me, Mario De Fighter Piloto! I was-a taking me torpedo for a walk-a and got lost on the way to Alexandria, you know way there, yes?"

    "You're a fucking laugh riot, mate," the voice retorts. You peg the voice.

    "Ah, Caldwell," you reply. "Be advised, I've got witches with sexual assault on their minds... somewhere on my six-o'clock."

    "How horrible for you," Caldwell says dryly. "I can't imagine the terror."

    "Who all else is down here?"

    "Dunno," he replies. "Bader said he'd pop on down. Dunno how he manages, with his legs 'n all."

    "So how did that debriefing go, anyways?"

    "You were there, mate."

    "Not completely."

    "Ah," he says, understandingly. "Yeah, you were half-asleep for most of it. Well, the only thing to note was when we walked in."

    'We' meant you, Paddy Mayne, David Stirling, that slow-spoken, aptly-named tank commander "Oddball," Sean (with his sword,) Jack Churchill (with HIS fucking sword,) and of course the evil hissing Martian robo-cow.

    "So what happened when we walked in?"

    "Bit the end off his cigar, he did. Then he swallowed it, so he wouldn't have to admit he'd been surprised."

    Patton. Oh, Patton.

    >WAT DO
    >Find somebody in particular?
    >Chat with Caldwell?
    >Drown Caldwell and take his YELLOW INSULATED STU-
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:10 No.18281908
    Post said it looked like a guy, and she's too small.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:11 No.18281920
    Panty raid!
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:12 No.18281928
    Just enjoy the soak.
    We still smell like war. Chat a bit, if that's a thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:12 No.18281932
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:12 No.18281933
    Finish bathing. Find Patton. It can only end well.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/10/12(Sat)23:12 No.18281934
    Find out what Patton has in store for our slowly-growing force of awesome people, regarding driving the aliems out of Dover.

    This is VITAL, we must know our role here.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:13 No.18281948
    Enjoy your bath.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:13 No.18281950
    Actually bathe this time.

    Oh, and always bear in mind that Caldwell is a cock-slobbering faggot until he gets over his pre-Invasion hatred and chute-popping. Until then, he is forever barred from our booze.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:16 No.18281974
    Find Stirling, ask him who won the kitchen fight
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:16 No.18281975
    As no marines, and we didn't follow Meyofuye's orders to our penis, I suggest we jsut relax and enjoy the bath we so richly deserve.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:16 No.18281979
    >chat with cadwell

    whats his deal anyway? inquiring minds...
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:16 No.18281982
    Is YELLOW INSULATED STU- code for booze?

    If it is, we take it.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:17 No.18281987
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:17 No.18281989

    Fuck. We had 20 quid or whatever the crazy British moon money is called riding on that. This is important. We need to know if we need to collect or NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN.
    >> planefaggin !m6bshXgFHQ 03/10/12(Sat)23:17 No.18281991
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    >War Rocket Ajax



    Flying Vikings with laser cannons boarding a rocket-ship. How can you not love this forever.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:18 No.18281997
    >he was fighting with a witch a few threads back and we shot him in the nads with soap bullets.
    >turns out he likes popping ejected pilots' chutes so we popped him again.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:19 No.18282006
    Chat up Caldwell while bathing.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:19 No.18282011

    yeah but planefag said there was more to it.

    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:20 No.18282018
    No one can't, Planefag. No one can't. Which reminds me, Is Flash Gorden or Buck Roger Warlocks?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:23 No.18282047
    Okay, so the witches are undoubtedly watching.

    How do we best surprise them?

    I'm thinking we get a fog bank going with lots of steam, then start making all the innuendo-filled statements we can.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:23 No.18282052
    They are gods.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:24 No.18282059
    They'll be expecting that, we act normal here.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:24 No.18282063
    Maybe. But it's still a warcrime, no way around that. It's right fucking there in Article 20, 1923 Hague Rules of Air Warfare.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:25 No.18282075
    didnt say i approve. just wanna know more. can always drown him later.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/10/12(Sat)23:26 No.18282079


    Have this guy drop by for a visit and surprise the shit out of Patton and Rommel:
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:26 No.18282080
    All is right with the world.
    >> Guile 03/10/12(Sat)23:26 No.18282084
    Venture onwards, mighty MC. Leave Caldwell behind as an advance warning system: when the witches find him and tear into him like a pack of hungry wolves, he'll probably make a funny sound.

    I wonder if Churchill and Sean are down here somewhere, and if they brought their swords.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:26 No.18282085

    Be careful bringing that up... If the aviators around hear it too loud, you might not need to drown him yourself.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:27 No.18282093

    All the more reason to know WHY. He is knowingly committed war crimes against fellow pilots. There must be a damn good reason for it as he doesn't seem to be the HUEHUEHUE evil type. I mean, I suppose I could go look it up on Wikipedia. But where is the fun in that?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:27 No.18282095
    Walk out, abduct Miyafuji, and drag her back in.

    She was caught looking at Minna's tits. We need to teach her the art of subtlety.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:27 No.18282096
    >>18282085i would be heartbroken, i assure you.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:28 No.18282100
    He saved our ass; we owe him something.
    >> planefaggin !m6bshXgFHQ 03/10/12(Sat)23:28 No.18282101
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    "Hey, mind filling me in on something?"

    "Like what?"

    "Oh, like fucking everything?" you ask. "I've spent the last forty-eight hours fighting or almost dying. Little fuzzy on details. Like why are two USN fleet carriers parked off some spit-speck of an island? In the fucking Channel, no less?"


    "Seriously, that makes no sense!" you exclaim. "And their entire complement of Marine... 'aviators' getting shore leave? Last time I checked there was a fucking invasion on. You know? England? Die on the Beaches? Big massive serious shit?"


    "I mean what the fuck are we even DOING here!?" you exclaim. "Jesus, we should be flying combat sorties round-the-god-damned clock, what in the fuck are we doing taking a god-damned bath!?"

    "Jesus, slow down, mate!" Caldwell tells you. "For starters, Saratoga and the Lex were escorting a huge convoy from Eagle-Land. They were bringing them into harbor when they stumbled across those warships under air attack. They're in the Channel because the shallows are hardest on subs, and now we know the damn Martians 've got 'em."


    "AND they need repairs; Lexington took a mortar-bomb from a Martian fast-attack boat below the waterline and Saratoga took an armor-piercing bomb through her fore deck in that last scrap. Knocked out power to the forward elevator."
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:32 No.18282137
    >taking shower
    >thinking about marines and the bath and Witches
    >oh man, between a bunch of guys stuck on boats with guys and girls stuck in a castle, there might be so-
    >wait a second
    >Kathy is a Witch with those boats
    >probably the only girl on the boat, actually
    Poor girl
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    >MC walking out the door.
    >"SON OF A DUCK"
    >MC walking back through the door with a squirming Miyafuji under his arm
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:33 No.18282146
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    I always knew she was a slut
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:33 No.18282148
    She's a Witch. She could probably sink the boat single-handedly.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:33 No.18282151
    we really should congratulate kathy at some point this is high tier trolling.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:34 No.18282155
    >Poor Marines
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:34 No.18282157
    She's also likely the best source for cigarettes, so I doubt they'd do much to piss her off. That's assuming she cares, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:34 No.18282159
    She has magic, she doesn't explain shit
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:34 No.18282161
    There's probably a string of sailors with crushed dicks there.
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    Patton, huh?
    >> planefaggin !m6bshXgFHQ 03/10/12(Sat)23:36 No.18282179
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    "... oh."


    "So what abut Graf Spee and the Indianapolis? Last I heard the Spee was near South America."

    "Heh!" Caldwell says, and turns to the bath. "Get a load of this guy, he still believes the papers!" There's some obligatory laughter from deeper in the steam. "Nah, they were paired together as a fast-attack group in the Med. They broke through a Martian blockade near Gibraltar. Indy headed back into the Med; captain didn't want to leave Malta with no defenses inside the pond. Spee was heading home when she stumbled across the Richelieu and her escorts."

    "And she isn't in the Indian Ocean because...?"

    "Million-dollar question," Caldwell replies. "Above our pay grade. People are whispering 'bout it. Standard scutttlebut bullsht, ay."

    Well, that explains a few things, all right.

    >"So why was that Wendeline Witch trying to ventilate your dome?"
    >"So why do you shoot pilots under their 'chutes?"
    >"So why are you a massive pilot-murdering douchenozzle?"
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:36 No.18282180
    And bullet wounds.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:37 No.18282190
    Congratulate her by inviting her to join us and be our personal patriotism-themed magical rocket blocker? I like the way you think.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:37 No.18282194
    >>"So why are you a massive pilot-murdering douchenozzle?"
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:37 No.18282195

    Start with the top, work your way down if we don't like the answers.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:37 No.18282199

    in a china shop ye blaggard.

    >"So why are you a massive pilot-murdering douchenozzle?"
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:38 No.18282200
    >Something something douchebag
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:38 No.18282205
    >"So why was that Wendeline Witch trying to ventilate your dome?"

    Lets be diplomatic.

    For now.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:38 No.18282206
    >"So why was that Wendeline Witch trying to ventilate your dome?"

    We can be diplomatic. This is how the best bounces happen. You set them up.

    Get it from him, and if we don't like what we hear, we bring the ruckus.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:38 No.18282207
    So let's bail the bath and go walk around pantsless.

    If Patton calls us out we can just tell him it's because Minna's in our pants.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:38 No.18282208
    >>"So why was that Wendeline Witch trying to ventilate your dome?"
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:38 No.18282210
    >"So why was that Wendeline Witch trying to ventilate your dome?"

    This, let's sell our magic PR experience.
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    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:39 No.18282216
    >"So why do you shoot pilots under their 'chutes?"
    We're MC, we fuck propriety and tact in the ass with no lube, and don't have the goddamn common courtesy to give them a reach-around.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:39 No.18282217
    Start with 1
    Move down if he tries to evade it
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:39 No.18282219
    all of the above
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/10/12(Sat)23:39 No.18282221
    >"So why was that Wendeline Witch trying to ventilate your dome?"
    Diplomacy for now.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:39 No.18282224
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:39 No.18282225
    Thank god it was our flattops and not the Jap flattops; their damage control was piss-poor throughout most of the war. About the only ship that probably ended up with decent damage control on their side was the Shokaku, and that's because she was about the only ship they hadn't that wasn't either sunk or permanently crippled the first time we did serious damage to it.

    She had a particularly ugly death, as far as Japanese ships went. The battleships at Surigao might be the only ones that had it even worse.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:40 No.18282232
    >"So why was that Wendeline Witch trying to ventilate your dome?"

    Might as well het his side of the story.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:42 No.18282244
    >domes, ventilation, etc.

    I read his wikipedia article, so I do know what his issue was.

    Was still apparently kind of an asshole even with that taken into account, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:43 No.18282256

    isnt she part of a whole witch air wing on said carrier either way it seems probable that at least one bastard is getting lucky
    >> planefaggin !m6bshXgFHQ 03/10/12(Sat)23:44 No.18282271

    Did you know they had an entire extra carrier sitting in the Home Islands with minimal battle damage, the crew jacking off, while Midway went down? Defining battle of the war? Did they comb through the Home Islands to scrape together enough pilots to give that ship a Wing? NO. Did they try? NO. Meanwhile Lexington leaves harbor with 100 repairmen still on board to make Midway in time.

    And then the entire Pacific was decided in that battle.

    Japan. Witch-on-head retarded.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:46 No.18282284
    Yorktown, chief. Lady Lex had a date with the ocean floor after Coral Sea.
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    I think you mean the Yorktown.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:47 No.18282296
    Lucky is a matter of perspective.

    I mean, those aren't our quirky 501st Joint Wing girls. They are MARINE WITCHES. Dick kill counts, I tell you.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:47 No.18282299
    We haven't gotten lucky thus far, and we're a fucking pilot. What makes you think some fucking sailor would have better luck?
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/10/12(Sat)23:47 No.18282301
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    have an image
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:48 No.18282311
    Because we chose to target the girls with emotional issues.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:49 No.18282319
    That image must be used in Papa-Ns witch possession quest at some point.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:50 No.18282326


    yes they may be witches and marine witches at that but they are still marines
    think about it
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:52 No.18282343
    Exactly. We should go after someone simpler, without all the baggage. There are plenty of them hiding here somewhere, probably peeping on us right now.
    >> planefaggin !m6bshXgFHQ 03/10/12(Sat)23:53 No.18282345
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    "So why was that Wendeline Witch trying to ventilate your dome?" you ask Caldwell. That little altercation the other day still has you curious, and hey, the man did kind of bounce the ever-loving fuck out of those Martian Pricks that were going for your okay lets drop that analogy now because it's getting pretty homo yeah.

    "Well, during the War - the other War, you know - I bumped into her and a wingman over North Africa."


    Caldwell leans back into the water a bit more, lounging against the side of the pool. "Well, I kicked her ass up between her shoulderblades," he says smugly.

    "Oh really?"

    Caldwell floats a bit nearer, and his hands emerge from the water, true fighter-pilot style. "I'm cruising around five-thousand feet, right? Engine on full power. Warhawk's slow to accelerate, see. Eats up the engine hours fast to run her full-bore, but fuck the bean counters."

    You nod approvingly, and Caldwell continues. "So here I am, eying this Junkers ahead of me. I'm thinking of setting up a run on her... and that's when they take me from the sides! FWWWWWOSH!" he illustrates with his fingertips, zipping them together from each side. "Clever girl."

    "And then you kicked their ass anyway," you say.

    He nods. "Shot down her wingman and winged her pretty good. She had to force-land near some Afrika Corps position. A week later, I ran into her brother, Werner. We shot the hell out of each other and I sent him packing. Black Eight, my ass."

    You nod. "So she's pissed because you butted heads with her brother?"

    "Didn't help, but I think she's still pissed that I strafed her on the ground."
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:53 No.18282349
    They're reading the thread, in fact
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:53 No.18282351
    Lets not start this again.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:54 No.18282359
    I'd like to ask what happened to that dreadnought we missle'd, and the tanker we blew out of the sky.

    I mean, are we big fuckin' heroes or did we blow our load too soon?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:54 No.18282360
    Speaking of which, we should probably see how Chris is doing. If Erica's any indication, I'd say Trude owes us a fucking blowjob.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:54 No.18282362

    Give him a flat, emotionless "Wat"
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/10/12(Sat)23:54 No.18282364
    I have to wonder how MC will take that. He has to have thought about how any enemy who lives through getting shot down is just going to be an even bigger pain in the ass later.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:55 No.18282365
    "That'd do it. What the fuck?"
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:55 No.18282367
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:55 No.18282369
    But that's not fun. Minna's fucking hilarious because she's just as retarded as we are.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:55 No.18282373
    Other than PH (surprise) and Savo I (night attack and derp Allies), did the IJN really ever demonstrate superior naval tactics?
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:56 No.18282378
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    >"Didn't help, but I think she's still pissed that I strafed her on the ground."





    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:56 No.18282390
    Well, that's not cricket. Practical, but not cricket.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:57 No.18282394
    That depends on your definition of "fun."
    >> planefaggin !m6bshXgFHQ 03/10/12(Sat)23:57 No.18282396
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    >what the fuck man
    >lol she mad
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/10/12(Sat)23:57 No.18282398
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    Ground is fair game, if you're allowed to shoot at unarmed russian conscripts then sidearm wielding pilots are good too!
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:57 No.18282401
    "Well that IS sort of a dick move."
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:57 No.18282405
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    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/10/12(Sat)23:58 No.18282408
    what the fuck man

    We ARE on the same side now.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:58 No.18282409
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    What the fuck man
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:58 No.18282413
    hey its war maybe its just the infantryman in me but id say one more dead hostile dangerous or not is good better than the British's night time "get near the target and randomly drop bombs" raids
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:58 No.18282414
    Option 1. Lead him down the primrose path, get him to either exonerate himself, or provide you with the rope with which you will BOUNCE him.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:58 No.18282418
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:58 No.18282419
    No middle ground? At least give him a chance to explain himself.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:59 No.18282421
    Because picking the girl who will suck our dick if we ask nicely and then proceed to be a normal person that we listen to is a lot less funny than socially awkward faggots who can't express emotions with anything resembling sense.
    >> Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:59 No.18282423
    "Yeah, that'll do it."
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/10/12(Sat)23:59 No.18282424
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    >lol she mad
    >> planefaggin !m6bshXgFHQ 03/10/12(Sat)23:59 No.18282426
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    >it works

    Can't think of any, no.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:00 No.18282428
    We can't shoot him in the dick for brawling and then bralw ourselves. We've established a precedent here and getting shot in the dick is not awesome. Loudly enquire why he'd do that and let the other aviators in the room do it for us. That's delegation. It's how you earn promotions.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:00 No.18282429
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    I would expect such an action from a groundpounder...

    But for a fellow pilot to engage in such... such... such HEINOUS acts! It's too much! I say we bounce him right fucking now
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/11/12(Sun)00:00 No.18282431
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    >What the fuck, man?

    >Option 1. Lead him down the primrose path, get him to either exonerate himself, or provide you with the rope with which you will BOUNCE him.

    Give Cadwell enough rope to hanghimself with.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:00 No.18282437
    I think it all depends on how you write it, but I guess I shouldn't hope for too much with this demographic.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:00 No.18282438
    What the fuck, man? Your air knight card. Hand it over, now.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)00:01 No.18282439
    I maintain that Leahy or King should drop by for roundtable meetings.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:01 No.18282440
    Java Sea, maybe?

    And Cape Engano was actually a work of genius on the IJN's part, rendered completely useless by Kurita losing his nerve. If he had actually barreled on through the Taffy groups into the LZ, Halsey's decision to chase after Ozawa's useless carriers would have become one of the single biggest blunders of the war. As it is, Kurita managed to get his fleet savaged all the way in and then turned around just before his ships would have made it to a place where they could at least die usefully.

    Surigao, on the other hand, was always going to be a slaughter, and was never going to do more than pin the US battleline in place for however long it took to butcher that IJN force.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:01 No.18282441
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    thats just not done lad.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:03 No.18282460
    This reminds me, do we know what De Gaulle is doing right now? His nature of giving no fucks at all threats against his life is admirable.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:03 No.18282461
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    read the part about the night time bombing raids or strafing friendly positions then talk to me about pilots
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:03 No.18282466
    Oh yes, we wouldn't want to have to face up to the realities of war. Better to just think of it as a gentleman's sport between plucky rivals.
    >> Starshadow 03/11/12(Sun)00:04 No.18282475
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    >"Bit the end off his cigar, he did. Then he swallowed it, so he wouldn't have to admit he'd been surprised."
    DOHOHO. File this away for future ammo.

    >Speaking of which, we should probably see how Chris is doing. If Erica's any indication, I'd say Trude owes us a fucking blowjob.
    Speaking of blowjobs. What DID Perrine swap us for that silk robe? Or do we still have it?
    >> planefaggin !m6bshXgFHQ 03/11/12(Sun)00:05 No.18282478
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    >And Cape Engano was actually a work of genius on the IJN's part, rendered completely useless by Kurita losing his nerve.

    True. True. But the USN trolled the IJN to death with radar-fire control and BANZAI and that was that.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:05 No.18282480
    Violence time.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:05 No.18282483
    Think we just gave it to her
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:05 No.18282487
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:05 No.18282492
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    I think you posted the wrong image
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:05 No.18282495
    Nod. Smile. Say "Ha, I bet that WOULD get her mad."

    Then knock out his front teeth.


    He's leading the defense of the Iberian Peninsula with what's left of the French Armored Corps.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:06 No.18282498
    Don't forget about Slim for the ground side.

    Or the Russkies. I need to read me some Glantz; from what I understand, he's one of the best English-language sources on the Eastern Front as it really was, rather than the German generals trying to make themselves look good post-war. Konev, Zhukov, Rokossovsky, Chuikov...
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:06 No.18282507
    >what the fuck man
    Sure, some pilots engaged in this kind of behavior, but that's like saying it's okay to shoot POWs because they'll just be a hassle later.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:07 No.18282516
    We did. Fuck knows why. She was screaming about us almost ruining her life, but she was the one choking us, so I really don't know why we went along with it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)00:07 No.18282518
    What the actual fuck?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:08 No.18282521
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:08 No.18282522

    I loved Hak Foo.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:08 No.18282526
    Oh yeah. If Kurita had got stuck in at the LZ, none of his ships would have been leaving except by pure luck or as scrap metal post-war. But at least then they'd have died for a purpose, rather than get mauled all the way and all the way out so that the survivors could sit in Brunei and do jack shit for the rest of the war.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:08 No.18282527
    more like shooting running pows that can get back into the fight if they get away
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:09 No.18282544
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    I don't see what the big deal is guys...
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:10 No.18282545
    Much closer, but even there you might have other ways of recapturing them or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:10 No.18282547
    >He's leading the defense of the Iberian Peninsula with what's left of the French Armored Corps.
    Hope: So there are french witches operating in urban environments?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:10 No.18282548
    Oh, and as addendum to this, after we finish with whatever scuffle erupts, walk out of the bath with just a towel on right to the witches who are no-doubtedly listening in/ stealing our clothes and say "Miyafugi, I just busted my hand beating in the face of a no-good murderous piece of shit. Sparkles, please."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:11 No.18282557
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    >Your a fa-
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/11/12(Sun)00:11 No.18282566
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    "What. The. FUCK!?" you roar at Caldwell. "You murderous sick fuck what the hell is wrong with you?"

    Caldwell gives you a fish-eye. "Well, I guess I'm not a gutless pussy like you."

    You LUNGE for him, raging, and he meets you halfway, hands locking around your throat. You take turns shoving each other under the water, then he gets you in an impressive head-lock. You solve this by getting a foot behind his heel and tripping him, falling backwards into the water. You both disengage so you don't freaking drown, then circle around for another go, edging towards the shallows for slightly more purchase.

    Caldwell rushes in, hands outstretched to seize and destroy, and you simply bull-rush him, colliding with a wet meaty SLUMPH! and pushing him back further into the shallows by the door. He keeps his feet for most of the way, but you finally get him to the steps leading out of the pool and he finally falls backwards - but latches onto you and drags you down with him.

    You're just going for a good arm-lock on the SOB when you hear the delighted little gasps of several girls.

    You look up and see you and Caldwell have an audience.

    And the steam is worryingly thin here by the door.


    >WAT DO
    >WAT SAY
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:11 No.18282567
    but while out of your hands still combatants
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:12 No.18282573
    You know what?



    Give them a show. Make it amazing.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:12 No.18282582
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:12 No.18282583
    "Hey, he's a murderous fuck with no sense of honor."

    Then toss him at the girls
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)00:13 No.18282586

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:13 No.18282589

    keep kicking his ass
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:13 No.18282594
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:13 No.18282598
    >Kick him in the crotch
    >Walk out door
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:13 No.18282599
    How delightfully trollerific. We must even it out though... after that find the most shocked lass in the room and give her a smooch too.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:13 No.18282600
    Ignore witches, continue with killing the chute popping asshole.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)00:13 No.18282601
    Drop that asshole. Say to the audience, "Sup?"
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:13 No.18282602
    Ignore the witches, proceed to make Caldwell's face a bloody pulp
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:14 No.18282604
    Give no fucks about having an audience, continue dunking Caldwell's head under the water.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:14 No.18282605
    no homo
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:14 No.18282610
    Beat the shit out of him.
    >> Guile 03/11/12(Sun)00:14 No.18282618
    Grab Caldwell, then German suplex him into the water, and to safety. Then swim for your life.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/11/12(Sun)00:15 No.18282619
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:15 No.18282621

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:15 No.18282624
    I would say Male Bonding but this guy's an asshole, "WELL? DON'T JUST STAND THERE, HELP ME"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)00:15 No.18282628
    kiss him.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:15 No.18282629
    Either of these, but whichever we do, after we're done we need to stand up and walk right past them all, towel off and leave.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:15 No.18282631
    Pause for a moment.
    Then knee him in the balls.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:15 No.18282632
    "It's not what it looks like! I'm trying to kill him."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:16 No.18282633
    Look up at them.

    "This cockbite liked to strafe witches after they were downed during the war. Want to join in on the beatdown?"
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:16 No.18282635
    The fuck? Meant to link latest post.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:16 No.18282636
    Nah man, we need to be the bigger man. And then proceed to break his nose.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:16 No.18282639
    Trolling them is more important than beating him up. We can do that later.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:16 No.18282640
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:16 No.18282642
    Ignore and keep punching.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:16 No.18282643
    All of my links are going astray tonight. :<
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:17 No.18282645
    "Ano... MC-san, if you keep holding his head under the water, he'll drown!"

    "Miyafuji! That's a wonderful idea! I'm glad you thought of it."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:17 No.18282651

    What do? We make a mess out of him, wash the blood off, step out full Ahnold mode and make some comment about him not being worth licking an enlisted's boot.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:17 No.18282652
    really what is the difference between shooting a bailed pilot in a plane and the grunts shooting him on the ground i dont get why you all are butthurt about it
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:17 No.18282653
    Throw caldwell at the door
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:18 No.18282661
    your lack of punctuation betrays you, foul beast!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:18 No.18282665
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    ...Should we give a fuck?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:19 No.18282669
    "I know they canceled the Olympics, but if I want to bring home the gold in wrestling once we have them again, I'd better start practicing now."

    If they ask about the baths, we say "you DO know what the ancient Greeks wore for Olympic wrestling, right?" Given the ages of the Witches and the fact that the last Olympiad would have been in 1936, they might not have been old enough to care last time and thus might not know that modern wrestlers actually do wear clothes.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:19 No.18282670
    Realistically, it's just a higher value target, but there's also something in the one of the conventions about it being a war crime. Just politicians trying to make war civilized.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:19 No.18282674
    hey i have no time or need for punctuation i got through school not using it so i think im fine
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:19 No.18282676
    Fuck this, he's lost his wake time privileges. Knock him the fuck out.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:20 No.18282683
    Make a goddamn epic spectacle out of how hard you whoop this asshole. If the girls get wet over it, well then all the better.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:20 No.18282686
    Are you that one guy who keeps trying to call people out as samefags and claiming only one person in the whole quest disagrees with you?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:20 No.18282687
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    "This douche strafed downed witches"
    Then we fucking throw him into the mob and go back to bathing.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:20 No.18282688
    Kick Caldwell in the nads and leave him with the pleasant thought that if he pulls ANY shit like that again, if he EVER sets one toe out of line, we will personally end him.

    And then we grab a towel and leave.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:20 No.18282689
    Charge a viewing fee.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:21 No.18282691
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    Convention of the Hague on Aerial Combat.

    When a pilot has bailed out of his aircraft, he is considered a non-combatant. He isn't an infantryman; he's only dangerous behind the controls of his plane. So any time you waste killing HIM is time best spent trying to take down the OTHER planes that are still fighting.

    Also, on a MAJOR practical note, if you start popping the chutes of enemy pilots, they start popping YOURS. Courtesy of the Skies, motherfucker, do you understand it?
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/11/12(Sun)00:21 No.18282694
    He should be in the fucking hague, this is literally the shit why we have all the god damn rules of war, fuck even with his skill he is a god damn war criminal, and not even repentant, fuck.

    I would suggest planting a nade in his plane, but the cost of a plane isn't working killing an asshole.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:21 No.18282698
    pretty much im all for no chem weapons but some things just shouldn't and cant be followed
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/11/12(Sun)00:22 No.18282705
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    Well, this is pretty gay, isn't it?

    Oh well. First things first.

    "NO HOMO," you roar as you continue struggling with Caldwell. "NO HOMO!"

    "RAPE!" Caldwell shouts with unholy glee. "RAAAAPE!"

    You spare a glance at the Witches. They're all watching with RAPT attention, and Eila, well, she looks like she's witnessing the Second Coming of Christ.

    "What's all this shit then?" a gruff male voice asks from the dressing room.

    "SIR I AM KICKING THE ASS OF A MURDERHATE SCUMFUCKER!" you shout, adding the honorific to cover your bases. You dare not look up at the newcomer lest Caldwell slip away and pin YOU while you're distracted.

    "RAPE!" Caldwell cries again, not one to pass up an oppertunity.

    "What... in the fuck is..."

    "NO! HOMO!" you SCREAM, and shove Caldwell's lying fucking mouth under the water.

    "Well well well..." the new guy says. You spare a glance up, and see Pappy Boyington with a towel wrapped 'round him, looking down at you smugly.

    "So much for the NAVY being gay," he says with a wicked smirk, and then enters the baths.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:22 No.18282708
    To be fair, he strafed EVERYONE.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:22 No.18282713
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:22 No.18282715

    >moe event offered

    woah /tg/. so violent.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:23 No.18282717
    "This cockbite liked to strafe witches after they were downed during the war. Want to join in on the beatdown?"

    I bet he even thinks it's cool when he can shoot at people who can't shoot back. Asshole.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:23 No.18282719
    Pappy you glorious bastard
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:23 No.18282720
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/11/12(Sun)00:23 No.18282721
    Ha, beaten like eggs, I had to read that shit, its the same reason why our medevac choppers are unarmed, because it could lead to nasty issues if idiots use medevac choppers as a way to disguise troop movements.

    Literally he said "hai i commit war crimes, sup," as an American officer he is literally obligated to bring him to justice oh my god I'm so enraged.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:23 No.18282723
    SOP is you use a smoke grenade first.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:23 No.18282725
    Ah god damn it
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:23 No.18282726

    This, but without the throwing him to the witches part. Just continue beating the shit out of him ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:23 No.18282727
    No kissing, please.

    Not sure what I want to do about this. On one hand, he's a war criminal. On the other, he saved our ass.

    I'd say let him get away this time, but if he gets caught again we're not covering for him.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:24 No.18282729
    im not i the skies though, and even with chute popping pilots would still be safer than grunts
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:24 No.18282731

    "Care to help? It's buisness rather than pleasure, but I'm sure you know how to ream an asshole."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:24 No.18282732

    Why shouldn't it? He's pretty much useless by this point. It's like shooting an unarmed enemy that can't even struggle with you.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)00:24 No.18282733
    Are the witches dressed?
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/11/12(Sun)00:24 No.18282736
    Except caldwell wasn't strafing a bailed pilot it was a damaged witch BIG DIFFERENCE
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/11/12(Sun)00:24 No.18282738

    Man, Elia needs to get laid. We should help her with that.

    By hooking helping her and Sanya hook up.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:24 No.18282739
    Give no fucks, just continue the beatdown.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:25 No.18282744
    >if you start popping the chutes of enemy pilots, they start popping YOURS
    That is sort of the point of wars. You shoot them, they shoot you.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:25 No.18282745
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    >shooting at downed pilots/combatants
    >war crime
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:25 No.18282746
    I warned you guys. I told you guys to emasculate him, instead of letting ti happen to us again.

    Oh, and uh, also tell Boyington to suck every penis under the rainbow.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:25 No.18282748
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    Pappy gives not a fuck (that bastard)
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:25 No.18282761
    This seems reasonable. He did help us out, after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:26 No.18282769

    Downed witch? Downed pilot?

    They're the same thing in terms of the war.

    They both were combat threats behind their machine; A downed witch isn't any more of a threat than any other crew that got dropped out of their flyer.

    Don't give me bullshit about magic... If the witch went down, that means she's a half minute from keeling over from exhaustion.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:26 No.18282772
    oh god
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:27 No.18282776


    it is. right there in black and white.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:27 No.18282779
    I don't care, let's bounce the lot of them into the water.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/11/12(Sun)00:27 No.18282781
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    >and Eila, well, she looks like she's witnessing the Second Coming of Christ


    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:27 No.18282784
    Caldwell doesn't get to walk away from this. He gets carried away.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:28 No.18282788
    This would work too. Just run up there and start chucking them in.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:28 No.18282792

    You shoot combatants. Shooting downed pilots isn't really shooting a combatant because well...he can't fight. It's like finishing off a wounded soldier who can't struggle any more.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:28 No.18282798
    like say shooting a pilot down over their lines, they can be easily debriefed and in a new plane the next day and looking for you. tes lets just let them get away
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:29 No.18282803
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    DO IT
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:29 No.18282810
    Then there's the whole thing with it being... you know... a teenage girl
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:29 No.18282813

    Planes cost a lot of money. There are more pilots than planes iirc.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:30 No.18282823
    Just because you don't like the fact something is illegal doesn't mean other people will agree with you.
    >> Guile 03/11/12(Sun)00:30 No.18282830
    I don't really know what Caldwell's damage is, but given what a force multiplier witches are, it'd be like ... I don't know, having a shot at Skorzeny or Gnome!Rommel and not taking it.

    Is he a murderous asshole? Yes. Would I have taken that shot in his place? Probably not. Can I see where he's coming from? Yep.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:31 No.18282832
    Other way around. Pilot training is expensive. Both japan and germany ran out of pilots before planes.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:31 No.18282835
    So fucking what? He's saying it's a stupid rule, and I agree. If you don't, then fine, but don't try to make anything more out of that.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:31 No.18282837

    So we should be raiding military hospitals to keep the wounded from becoming combatants again?

    Or should we be shooting at schools to take care of the recruits before they can pick up rifles?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:31 No.18282843
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    Do iiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
    Three way , totaly not homo, naked brawl.
    Meanwhile the witches will be dieing of excessive nosebleeds.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:32 No.18282847
    dude what are you sexist? during ww2 there were people enlisting and getting drafted especially in germany as young as 12-13
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:32 No.18282849
    Actually that's almost never true, multiple planes are churned out of production lines every day during times of war, pilots on the other hand take months of training and die quite often in aerial combat due to either impact or fire or explosion.

    This leads to a surplus of planes.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/11/12(Sun)00:33 No.18282856
    Hey dipshit, you realize if we throw out all the rules of war, there is no longer any moral superiority, and no one can condem people like say Kony and his child rape army (god that sounds like a fucking video game villain), or the various ethnic cleansing incidents in Southeast Europe in the 90s, for a minor example, ugh, I don't think you realize how serious these rules are. Without them, the only protection from absolute and utter devastation is.. gone, at the very least, and we loose what is left of our humanity.

    Your terrible opinion leads to idiot staff sncos thinking it is fun and dandy to piss on Taliban corpses or burn Korans!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:33 No.18282858
    Probably not, because there are probably far better targets available, and by the time we run out of those we probably won't need to keep fighting them. That said, nothing in theory from preventing doing that. If we're fighting them at all, we must believe that they need to be stopped at any cost.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:33 No.18282862
    thank you.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/11/12(Sun)00:33 No.18282863
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    And then Caldwell kicks you in the nads.

    He doesn't get you square, mostly on the thigh, but it's enough to make you retreat into deeper water. Caldwell explodes from the depths with a savage, waterlogged roar, and the Witches gasp with awe.

    "GEDDOUT YA DAMN SPARKLE FANTASTIC BINTS!" he gargles at them, and such is the fury of his wrath that they scatter to the four winds like leaves before a gale.

    Then he turns to you. "You miserable pile of slop, you've ten seconds to explain yourself before I kick yer ass good and proper."

    "You," you say, pointing to him, "are a cowardly, murdering fuck. You kill men under their chutes. You're fucking scum. So come and get some, if you think you're hard enough." You drop into a fighting stance, and this time your hands form fists.

    Caldwell's chin drops, and he glares at you from under his brows. "Hard enough? Hard. Enough?"

    "You heard me, fucker."

    "What the fuck would you know about hard, you simpering little shit?" There's something dark and cold in his tone, enough to keep you from rushing him then and there. "I wasn't in North Africa a month when I watched my best friend get machine-gunned under his parachute by a Jerry."

    You blink.

    "The Krauts painted their air-sea rescue planes bright happy white with red crosses on 'em, and the Brits thought they made splendid targets. They didn't apologize for it, either. Said they didn't want the German pilots back in the air to have another go at 'em. I never heard Churchill apologize for it. He didn't give a fuck if they died in the water, if the alternative was 'em in a 109 gunning for London again. How long have you even been in theater?"

    "Five months," you say, quieter this time, but you don't put down your fists.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:33 No.18282867
    >so much for the NAVY being gay

    "A Marine admitting that when squids ask his beloved Corps to jump, it asks 'how high?' on the way up?"

    Seriously, we must never let him forget his admission that the Marines are just part of the Navy, and not the most important part either.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:34 No.18282875
    Guys... I think we've "straight"ened Eila out.

    >Poor Sanya?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:35 No.18282887
    Well, then bring him in here and I'll kick his goddamn ass too.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/11/12(Sun)00:35 No.18282888
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    yeah that whole war crime thing is sure helping the people in syria OH WAIT



    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:35 No.18282889

    Well, save the rules of war. Which, as a soldier, this guy was bound to uphold.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:35 No.18282890
    Or, you know, we could just choose not to be dicks. And as >>18282858 said, doing that sort of stuff generally isn't tactically sound. It's only when we're facing an enemy of equal strength or close that decisions like this even come up. It's not as simple as you make it out to be.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:35 No.18282892

    snarky and practical.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:35 No.18282893
    No, it just means she's a fujoshi.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:35 No.18282894
    "Then fuck Churchill, and FUCK YOU!"
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:35 No.18282895
    "I never asked for this"
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:36 No.18282897
    im not saying piss on the dead they are dead so move on, or completely throw out the rules. i just saying just trim out some of them
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:36 No.18282901
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/11/12(Sun)00:36 No.18282902
    I could rant on him, because churchil is a fucking asshole who literally wanted world war 3, wanted AMERICAN lives to die for his god damned war. Fuck Churchill, he saved England, but fuck him for trying to get America to fight for England's Empirre.

    At best, he's an asshole for trying to continue the cycle of illegality, at worst he's literally saying "Well, warcrimes are AOK."

    Also, the age argument is bullshit, because they are both fucking veterans of a horrible and bloody planetary invasion. literally i only see the worst cancer pull the "I've done 19 deployments, you have only done 3," and not to this level.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:36 No.18282903
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    cockroaches gonna cockroach
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:37 No.18282907

    So he fought monsters and decided to join them in the end?

    Now gentlemen, getting rid of him isn't about pride or honor.

    It's about putting down a rabid dog.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:37 No.18282911
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:37 No.18282915

    Like the ones about prisoners of war and non-combatants? Do you also approve shooting unarmed medics?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:38 No.18282923
    Seconding the "fuck you both" angle
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:38 No.18282924
    >Focus our energy into a blade! Minna says we can do that, and then we can stab him.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:38 No.18282929
    "Grow up, asshole. Bad shit happening doesn't justify your repeating it."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:38 No.18282933
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    Sanya is there with her! They're both getting off on this!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:39 No.18282935
    It sucks that there's assholes in this fight, but you're only making things worse."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:39 No.18282938
    So you opted to make yourself as bad as that german machine gunner.

    How would your buddy have thought about that, sinking so low on his behalf
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:39 No.18282939
    What are you, a freshman fucking sociology major? Don't be a retard, this has been discussed above.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:39 No.18282941


    If we wanna try to sparkle, I want to hit him so hard his CO feels it.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:39 No.18282945
    He used gas in Africa. Said:
    "I do not understand this squeamishness about the use of gas. We have definitely adopted the position at the Peace Conference of arguing in favour of the retention of gas as a permanent method of warfare. It is sheer affectation to lacerate a man with the poisonous fragment of a bursting shell and to boggle at making his eyes water by means of lachrymatory gas. I am strongly in favour of using poisoned gas against uncivilised tribes. The moral effect should be so good that the loss of life should be reduced to a minimum. It is not necessary to use only the most deadly gasses: gasses can be used which cause great inconvenience and would spread a lively terror and yet would leave no serious permanent effects on most of those affected."

    And he wanted to use it in WW2
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:39 No.18282946
    No excuses. A war criminal is a war criminal regardless of his motivations.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/11/12(Sun)00:40 No.18282951
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    "All you've known is Martians, then," Caldwell says. "Well take your knight-of-the-air bullshit and ram it up your fucking ass, Yank. We're using machine-guns on other people. We're fucking killers, is what we are. Always have been. They call me 'Killer' Caldwell." The Aussie spits the word with disgust. "Because I'd strafe Afrika Corps troops and trucks after missions, instead of taking the bullets home. Was that murder? Was that killing? Was it fair?"

    "... its-"

    "OF COURSE IT WAS MURDER!" Caldwell screams, his face turning red. "It's all murder. Fucking murder. You ever unload fifty-caliber bullets into a 109? What do you think those do? Punch right through that lightweight airframe and right through the fucking pilot. What you think those 20mm cannons 'd do to YOUR ship, asshole? Lets see how fucking knightly you are when some Kraut's riddled you with eight-millimeter bullets and you're bleeding from a couple wounds. Lets see if you're in the mood to be chivalrous or if you're trying to kill the motherfucker. I never shot anybody coming down behind our lines. They're already a POW. Behind enemy lines, well, he lost. That's the price of losing in war. So don't tell me infantrymen are valid targets but a pilot on the ground ain't. They're both helpless. It's still war."

    >well um er.
    >WAT SAY/DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:40 No.18282956
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    Fuck him and fuck you!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:40 No.18282957
    If that's what it takes to beat them, and if they really need to be beaten...
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:41 No.18282958
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    >dat gif
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/11/12(Sun)00:41 No.18282959
    Why aren't you screaming at me, someone actually in the Navy who understands the big deal behind war crimes, oh wait, you are literally a random HURR MURDER KILL THEM ALL, poster who doesn't realize the big reasons behind all these conventions.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:41 No.18282963

    Not to mention bombing the shit out of the French fleet when they surrendered to Germany and never apologizing for it, despite the fact that French said they would never let the Germans use their ships for combat.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)00:41 No.18282969
    "...Got a point, actually."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:41 No.18282970
    We need to find something handy in the bath that can be conceivably called a "machine", and use it on him.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:42 No.18282975
    Two wrongs don't make a right.
    "So because somebody else did it first that makes it okay? If someone jumped off a bridge you'd go next? Be the bigger fucking man and do the right thing you pussy."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:42 No.18282976
    Fuck that shit. We're not Bene Gesserit enough to gargle barbarism, and neither is most of the whole world.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:42 No.18282979
    ....FUCK he does have a point!
    >> Major Airlift 03/11/12(Sun)00:43 No.18282985

    I could watch it for hours.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/11/12(Sun)00:43 No.18282987
    You are a war criminal, and a murderer. This job has rules for a damn reason, because by that logic, Hitler should have put gas and viruses, and ended England with his V weapons and bombers.

    If you cannot uphold the oath and promises of an officer.. then you don't deserve to wear that uniform or be a pilot.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:43 No.18282990

    Fuck him and fuck his HRRRR HARD MAN HARD CHOICES shit. If he wants to make the bodies dance fine, he doesn't get the moral high stand for it.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:43 No.18282991

    "You are a twisted man, and every time you pull that trigger on parachutes, you pull it with that same fucking asshole who shot your wingmen."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:43 No.18282993
    as long as they are under your control pows are fine, and depending on the situation such as a non com ohh say watching you position and giving the enemy intel id say shoot em, and what unarmed medics even when they had the big white and red cross medics at least carried a pistol
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:44 No.18283005
    Seconding this.
    We have the Hague Conventions and the rules of war.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:44 No.18283008

    Hey, I like this line.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:44 No.18283009


    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:44 No.18283010
    The French also said the Germans would never get beyond the Maginot Line.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:45 No.18283013
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:45 No.18283015
    "Spoken like a true martian"
    OH MAN
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)00:45 No.18283018
    As a person, I agree. As the MC...I don't think I can. I don't have his military perspective.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/11/12(Sun)00:45 No.18283020
    ...i could talk about the horrors of poison gas, if you want to know the worst ways to die, gas is top 10 by far, with only a few viruses and bacterial agents beating it.

    literally sometimes I have to remind myself that people are good or else I would just become a hermit.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:45 No.18283021
    I think we should say this. Maintaining a constant level of troll is required, we must not be fazed by some faggot who justifies his actions with bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:46 No.18283030
    You've been slightly more reasonable than that moron, but you're a bit of an idiot yourself. You are literally a tripfag HURR IT'S HONORABLE WHEN WE KILL THEM POLITELY armchair general.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:46 No.18283031
    SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE MARTIAN!!!1!1!!one!1!!eleven
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/11/12(Sun)00:46 No.18283033
    how can you wimps be the same people who play x-com
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:46 No.18283035
    "People like you are the ones who murder children and call it bravery. I ashamed to be on the same side as you. I'm ashamed to be the same spices as you."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:46 No.18283036
    And then Caldwell was a neuroi

    >Hartmann pic in 5,4...
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)00:47 No.18283039
    And what would we have done if we won? The US couldn't have governed the Soviet Union.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:47 No.18283041
    Yeah, except a couple years later when the Germans tried to press the remaining French ships into service, the French crews stuck to their word and scuttled every last one, even after knowing Churchill didn't trust them for shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:47 No.18283042
    This one.

    We don't actually know how far Hitler got before aliums ate him. Let's please not Godwin this argument.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:47 No.18283048
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    "You're a psychopath. Have fun with that."
    Then we go back to our bath.

    And help Krautwitch kill the fuck out of him later.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:47 No.18283049
    In his defense, shooting at someone because you can is terrible. No one is guiltless in war, but you shouldn't aim to be a faggot about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:48 No.18283052
    A war crime is a war crime. Now shelve that shit and do your fucking job. And if you EVER so much as raise a FINGER to a member of my unit, you're done.

    No, I won't kill you. But I swear to God you will wish I had.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:48 No.18283058
    Now that's a bit strong.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:49 No.18283064
    Personally I fall into the "dead men cant shoot" group
    But I can see both sides
    it aint black and white
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:49 No.18283065
    "We have to do enough terrible shit in war already without adding even more terrible shit on top. So frankly, I'd rather not waste my time making those other sorry fuckers a tiny bit more miserable.

    Oh, and there's a big difference between a fuckload of infantrymen pointing at you with guns when you come in to strafe them and one lone downed pilot with a revolver and a prayer."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:49 No.18283068
    Aliums neither signed nor abide by Hague or Geneva. In fact, they commit deliberate, terrible atrocities upon any survivors they capture.

    Under Westphalian rules, that leaves us pretty much free to return the favor; even then, though, I can imagine that we have limits that they don't.
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    like i said the gas laws are fine but some things like special rules are bullshit, its combat and a squd wouldnt know
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:50 No.18283075
    That's a bad read of Caldwell. He might as easily say the same thing about MC.

    Let's just walk away. Someone was looking for us earlier, and we have other people to talk to.
    >> Vlad 03/11/12(Sun)00:50 No.18283076
    Fairly well, actually.
    >> Guile 03/11/12(Sun)00:50 No.18283077
    Christ. Don't agree with him - that ain't us, never will be, we'll die or not one of these days as luck and Gnome skill wills it but we won't sink to that level.

    But how can we be a moralistic little bitch to this guy, who's seen all this shit? Did we see our best friend gunned down in the chute? Fuck no.

    Just say something like, 'Maybe I don't deserve to judge you. But you and I know it was murder, so what else is there to be said? We'll kill the aliums together, and when they're dead... well, we'll see.'
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:50 No.18283082
    ok thats going to far even for this asshole
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/11/12(Sun)00:50 No.18283083
    we could not have won a third world war.
    Literally we did not have the long term resources to sustain a multi front war. Russia would have invaded Japan, and forced the pacafic assets alone to take massive potential losses. The human toll on the Eastern front would have annhilated germany, and even with our nuclear weapons, it would have annhilated poland, potentially moscow if this war was taken to its logical point.

    Hell, the United States nearly had a coup at one point thanks to FDR, I highly doubt that an untested Truman could convince the united states to take this fight onwards.

    We were exhausted, and for good reason.

    I'm sorry but I fundementally disagree with you on this point, because the annihilation of Germany and Poland to stop Russia is.. a cost that is not worth American lives.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:50 No.18283084
    Shooting a man under his chute is just killing a helpless target, no better than purposefully killing a civilian, and if you're worried about him getting up in the air to attack again then you have just proven yourself an inferior pilot.

    You should have learned to fly well enough to protect yourself and everyone around you without needing to resort to goddamn murder.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/11/12(Sun)00:51 No.18283090
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    >Oh, and there's a big difference between a fuckload of infantrymen pointing at you with guns when you come in to strafe them and one lone downed pilot with a revolver and a prayer."

    yeah the difference is you'll be missing more

    that's about it
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:51 No.18283092
    >if you're worried about him getting up in the air to attack again then you have just proven yourself an inferior pilot
    That's fucking retarded.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:51 No.18283095

    You never heard of the golden BB have you?

    Infantry are armed to fight.
    Pilots are armed to survive.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:51 No.18283097
    I like this.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:51 No.18283099
    It's all fucking murder, you twat.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:51 No.18283100
    This works about as well as anything we can say here so it has my vote. It might even get him thinking, and who knows what happens then?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:52 No.18283108
    We're probably not doing much better than this, honestly.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:53 No.18283119

    Britain went to war to defend Poland. Nice job there, guys.
    And Stalin raped, pillaged, and oppressed half of Europe using American jeeps, trucks, and radios.

    It's hard to second-guess some of the decisions, because nobody at the time knew if Stalin would lose altogether or cut some kind of deal with Hitler if we didn't help him, and our public tends to get tired of wars after ~3 years of fighting.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:53 No.18283121
    The difference is this fucker enjoys it.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:53 No.18283122
    There's also the little detail that the Red Army would have raped the shit out of us for at least a month or two before they ran out of steam. Plus we still had Japan to deal with, and we didn't know that they'd fold after two nukes and August Storm hit.

    We'd have "won", eventually, but it would have looked a whole lot like the end of WWI, except now the angry country we're never going to be willing to garrison or put enough effort into enforcing harsh peace terms on is fucking Russia.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:53 No.18283123
    Yeah, this works.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:53 No.18283125
    It was mostly this until the USSR developed MAD with us. Then it was the end of the species that compelled us not to start shit with each other.

    This is also the reason that the next BIG WAR WILL be the last. All it takes to end the world is a single point of misinterpreted data at that point to kill erryone.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:54 No.18283133
    Who, Caldwell? I don't think so.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:54 No.18283137
    We fly with a whole corps who have experienced atrocities like that, his friend must be really happy to see him break down like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:55 No.18283140

    its actually gotten down to a single missle commander deciding that the computers were probably bugging *at least* once.

    sleep soundly~
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:55 No.18283142
    yes that's where i draw the line, i don't like some of the laws of war but enjoying killing is just fucked
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:55 No.18283143
    Then why is he bragging about it?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:56 No.18283152
    What? I think you're completely missing his point. Try reading it again.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/11/12(Sun)00:56 No.18283156
    At least you aren't a potential resident of a boomer, knowing that at any time, your boat could end civilization as you know it!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:57 No.18283163
    Who cares if someone enjoys it? If they're playing by the rules, leave them be. Hell, they'll probably be more effective.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:57 No.18283167
    Better than what the Nazis had in store if they won.

    Dear god, was it ever better than what the Nazis had planned for Europe, especially everything to their east. We're talking Year Zero shit here.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:57 No.18283168


    Then German suplex.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:57 No.18283169

    the numbers wouldnt figure. and by the time thy would the russkies had nukes too.

    and was the coldwar even that bad? cause in my history book it looks like a protracted period of relative peace even if there were a few bits that tingle the shoulder blades.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:58 No.18283171
    Oh trust me ive read ALL about the 1983 incident. Stanislav is a goddamn savior of the world the likes of which you only see in fairy tales to me.
    And no i DO NOT sleepy soundly at night.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:58 No.18283172
    He's not.
    He's pointing out that "Yeah, its fucked up. Did i like it? hell no. But if i did it, would that mean some guys on my side would get to go home at the end of the war? maybe. War is hell."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:58 No.18283174
    But what if they're not playing by the rules like Caldwell. That's where the issue comes in, they're more likely to break those rules.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)00:58 No.18283180
    Admittedly I only lived through the tail end, but I don't want to go back.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:58 No.18283182
    How about that Colonel who had been given authorization to fire during the Cuban Missile Crisis? That and Operation Solaris, and shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:59 No.18283185
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:59 No.18283190
    You don't need fucking thoughtcrime to deal with that, though. If they break the rules, then deal with them, otherwise, who cares.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:59 No.18283193

    He doesn't even care anymore. Those are people he's killing, and he doesn't care. explain the morality of that.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:00 No.18283200

    The issue is a slippery slope. When you take the "HURDURRHONOR" out of war, it slowly descends into savagery.

    There's no "Honor" in war, just like there's really no "Glory".

    But the moment we lose that illusion of civility or delusion of nobility, we become nothing more than monsters.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:00 No.18283201
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    i live right next to this, though.

    at least itll be quick and i wont have to starve/die of radiation sickness. real quick. "hey, whats that light?"FOOSH
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:00 No.18283207
    That's the fucking point!
    Caldwell is in violation of the rules! He's broken them, admits to breaking them, and says 'Fuck you, you're a pussy for not breaking them' to us.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:00 No.18283210
    You ever watch War Games? Pretend the fuckers at strategic command are as retarded as the guy who programmed the main computer to be unable to tell the difference between a simulation and an actual launch.

    There have been multiple situations in multiple countries where the only reason nukes weren't fired is that they were able to tell the computer was lying to them.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:00 No.18283211
    ...no, it's a protracted period of "the Great Powers can't start a war with each other so instead they fight proxy wars everywhere else".

    North America, Australia, Japan and most of Europe got peace. The rest of the planet got bent over a desk.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:00 No.18283213
    I'm not sure I quite follow. There's a moral imperative that the Nazis not win. He's doing everything he can to ensure that they don't.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:01 No.18283215
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:01 No.18283219
    Fine, but then his state of mind doesn't matter, like some people were saying.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:01 No.18283220
    Do not agree with Caldwell, he's letting the circle of hatred continue with that bullshit. But also he got his twisted reasons, we can't really judge him for just that. We'll never accept his shit
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:02 No.18283227

    The ends do not justify the means.

    If we lower ourselves to their level, why the hell did we bother getting rid of them in the first place?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:02 No.18283231
    >Moral imperative
    Yeah, they didn't have that until they started finding the death camps, which was well after the martians landed.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:02 No.18283233
    >But the moment we lose that illusion of civility or delusion of nobility, we become nothing more than monsters.
    That's a bit much, don't you think? We can be realistic about what we're doing when we go to war without necessarily losing all moral convictions.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:03 No.18283243
    >North America, Australia, Japan and most of Europe got peace. The rest of the planet

    What rest of the planet?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:03 No.18283244
    there is no morality once again im not saying enjoy it but there's a point where its just recoil
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:03 No.18283245
    Damn the neckbeardom is THICK in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:04 No.18283249
    Well, he's an Aussie, so he's probably used to every day being a vicious struggle against the rest of the world just to survive. FUCK IT KILL EVERYTHING isn't that hard a cognitive leap to make.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:04 No.18283252
    I do believe he is stating that there is a moral imperative to win every war regardless of cost of means used. Anything less makes you a pussy, see?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:04 No.18283253
    Because if we don't commit small wrongs now, we allow them to commit greater ones in the future. We're only doing bad things now so that we ensure they won't be done later. All war is bad; it's just a matter of degrees.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:04 No.18283254
    Those men have families. Every one of them. They believed they were defending them.

    Not every German was a Nazi. But he doesn't seem to care.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:04 No.18283255
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/11/12(Sun)01:04 No.18283256
    >implying that there weren't proxy wars for the pre war period
    literally indian history or chinese history or African history or .. South american history

    I joke, but for all the horrors of the modern world, we are at a period of relative peace, well for a short term before the post 9-11 period began.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:04 No.18283258

    That's the bit about "Hurdurhonor"

    We can't pretend to be angels, but if we decide that means we should be demons because of that, then we are running a red queen's race.
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:05 No.18283268
    Wrong, bitch! I mean, for starters, I'm just describing Caldwell's mindset, but secondly, you're framing the whole thing badly.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:06 No.18283271

    'relative' peace. rest of the world has always taken it in the ass. peace between the big powers was a major step forward.

    well, no but 'teleport tho present day' weren't a choice.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:06 No.18283276
    Then they should have laid down arms and surrendered the first chance they got. By fighting at all they accept the consequences.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:06 No.18283279
    Would you prefer we argue about waifus instead?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:07 No.18283281
    Yes, during the 90's. Mostly.

    I know full well that there were proxy wars before the Cold War too. What I was objecting to was the guy characterizing the Cold War as unusually peaceful. Because it really wasn't.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:07 No.18283282
    .....well good job assholes you killed the quest
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:07 No.18283286
    The real gift they have isn't starting arguments, but in how the keep going and going and going, meandering from argument to argument.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:07 No.18283289
    The Cuban Missile crisis was bad yes. About 2 minutes to midnight. But people knew shit was up, which gives you time to think, however little.
    That incident in 1983 was about 10 seconds from midnight, IMO. All it would have taken was someone else being in charge that day, the readings looking different or any HUGE number of things, and the world would have ended before ANYONE knew about causing MILLIONS in not BILLIONS more deaths.
    Cant find shit bout Solaris though my google-fu fails me.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/11/12(Sun)01:07 No.18283291
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/11/12(Sun)01:08 No.18283295
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    >Literally we did not have the long term resources to sustain a multi front war.

    Like staging one Army in Europe and another in the Pacific?

    Oh, wait.

    >Russia would have invaded Japan

    Russia versus the RN and the USN. Idon'thinksotim.jpg

    Russia was great and all, but I wish we, as historians, would stop sucking 1940s Soviet Cock. Even by 1945 their army consisted largely of WE HAVE RESERVES zergrushing with nuggets. I'd like to see those fuckers bump up against American artillery divisions. Ayup.


    Game, point, match, no argument there brah. Truman was fucking useless. Shit, you could've had the love child of Abe Lincoln and Helen of Troy in office and not swung that one. America, as one, NOPE'd straight out of that entire potential conflict.

    Of course, the Russians stole the Bomb from us a few years later, and then the B-29 (read - delivery system,) and we got 80 years of almost nuking each other into nonexistence because of it, but that's only the latest Problem that could've been solved "if only millions of people changed their mind and endured a second horrible war after a first oh shame."

    Just sayin' Patton and Churchill weren't insane. They knew what was going down. They also knew they had about zero chance to avoid it, too, but guys like that tend to say what they think, natch.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:08 No.18283296
    you fools are becoming like /a/
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:08 No.18283299
    /a/ is already here. your threat is hollow.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:08 No.18283301
    yes that is a point not every german was a nazi but history is written by the victors when it comes down to it man really is savage our sole instincts are to survive, fuck, and fight in that order
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:08 No.18283306
    There is no good way to frame "overriding moral imperative to beat Hitler when we don't even believe he's got concentration camps." A willingness to do whatever it takes implies that you will willingly nuke up and/or gas cities until the population surrenders.
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:08 No.18283313
    Sure. I say we go Erica! She's spunky! Plus, we need to take her down a peg.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:09 No.18283318
    ...is that Eila motorboating Lynette?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:09 No.18283319
    For fuck's sake, man, just end the quest already! It's the only way these arguments will end!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:09 No.18283321

    >take her down a peg

    I don't think that means what you meant it to mean.
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    >oh boy, pantsless little girl quest is GO
    >mfw arguments on taking WW2 to the Soviets
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:09 No.18283324
    Minna is wearing pants.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:10 No.18283327

    It's too late; He feeds on our tears and rage.

    Gaze into the abyss!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:10 No.18283332
    Yeah, the way Erica rolls, I'd be a bit wary of doing anything involving pegs with her.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:11 No.18283339
    To be fair, I don't think anything could have stopped the nugget/tank (kekeke) rush that the Soviets could have churned out. GB/USA could likely have been pushed out of mainland yurop.
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:11 No.18283346
    hey i think this guy sums it up when planefag starts taking posting time to join in on our arguments enough is enough
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:11 No.18283347
    Yup. We had two arguments start up. A "who would've won the Cold War" and "Nature of war crimes"

    Both are enough to keep a thread going for days. In the same thread, the original purpose is lost.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:11 No.18283348
    WW2 ended because no one wanted to fight anymore. Maybe they could of. Maybe they should of. But they didn't want to anymore.

    It's easy to look back on history and say that they should have given more, but when it's your own time and your own people, you may think differently.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:11 No.18283349
    >we need to take her down a peg.
    I'd like to see the MC try. No, really. I'd be entertaining as hell.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:11 No.18283350
    Attrition Versus Military budget. Who wins? We will find out next time on WHOS MORE BUTTHURT.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:12 No.18283353
    Yeah, and? Someone said it up above, it wouldn't come to that because there are more efficient ways to fight, but if we're in the war to begin with we're already willing to go all the way.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)01:12 No.18283355
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:13 No.18283363
    As much as I love Erica, she wouldn't go for anyone with at least as much charisma or nurturing as her.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/11/12(Sun)01:13 No.18283365
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    No, Elia with Nikka
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    Nipa is not Lynne
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:13 No.18283373
    >Pappy is probably laughing himself into a stupor
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:13 No.18283375
    Planefag, just keep going with the quest. The arguments are unimportant.
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/11/12(Sun)01:14 No.18283381
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    Actually, I consider this all to be MC's internal dialogue. Speaking of...
    >> Starshadow 03/11/12(Sun)01:15 No.18283386
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    >Guys... I think we've "straight"ened Eila out.
    >Poor Sanya?
    NOPE, pic related.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:15 No.18283394
    Fuck that, we should start hitting on ALL THE WITCHES. That'd stir things up, which is just what we need.
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    Both are only good for their tits.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)01:15 No.18283397
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    That's horrible.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:16 No.18283402
    Between losing the war or shooting a downed pilot, which would you pick?
    Between losing the campaign or shooting a downed pilot, which would you pick?
    Between losing the battle or shooting a downed pilot, which would you pick?
    Between losing the fight or shooting a downed pilot, which would you pick?

    And that's why we're having this argument.


    The russian army of 1940 was a different beast to the one of 1944 or even the one of 1943.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:17 No.18283413
    If one pilot makes or breaks the fucking war, you've already fucking lost. Just be a man and take it.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:17 No.18283415
    Guys. GUYS. Remember that silk robe we got for Perrine or something? Leave it in her room and put a note from "Ian" by it.
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    There's only one witch we need...
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/11/12(Sun)01:17 No.18283423
    As a delivery systerm.. nuclear bombers until the era of jet bombers were a fucking terrible system. I am not continuing the argument, but the B-29.. is a horrible nuclear delivery system just due to the compromises it took.

    Now B-36 is a great way to deliver armeggedon , or some Polaris, delivering annihilation from Holy Loch Scotland....

    but enough of this, lets have some quest.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:17 No.18283426
    Oh, no, MC really *does* have multiple personality disorder!

    We must avoid doctors at all cost, lest we be Section 8'd! :)
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:18 No.18283428
    Trude obviously.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:18 No.18283429
    We're talking on the margin here, you idiot.
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    Posting witches till you fucks finish
    Starting with Love
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    Wrong answer.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:19 No.18283438
    Oh boy this pic would make a great preggers shoop
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:19 No.18283441
    Duh. What do you think the whole thing with Minna is about? The playerbase still not agreeing about her is the only reason MC hasn't fucked her yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:19 No.18283442
    Well. Get on it.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:19 No.18283443

    He's got a point.

    The problem that comes up is that shooting parachuting pilots isn't effective on the fight or battle scale, and isn't efficient on the theater and war scale
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:19 No.18283445
    Right. Kathy.
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    We are not a little girl, however.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:20 No.18283454
    lol minnafag. no one likes your fucking waifu. she's too bitchy, even for MC
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:20 No.18283455
    We'd have "won" if we wanted to keep at it, sure. But before their logistics collapsed the Red Army would have utterly trashed what we had in Europe, and then we'd have to deal with advancing from the Rhine or Weser all the way to Moscow over land that's been smashed into ruins, a transportation net that's non-existent, and a desperate civilian population that we'd need to deal with somehow. Plus we'd need to garrison everything.

    And we'd still need to beat and garrison Japan. And maybe China too. And this would be a US-only show, since the British were completely tapped out at this point.

    And good luck trying to explain to the American public why we're backstabbing our Russian allies without the good year or three of Soviet douchebaggery in Eastern Europe we could use as evidence that we needed to oppose the Commies IOTL. It does take a bit of turn-around time to get the propaganda going the right way, you know? And we'd have to have been the ones to start it, because Stalin (in one of the many ways he wasn't actually much like Hitler) was quite aware that Russia was in no shape to fight and win WWIII the day after VE-Day and was fairly cautious about not trying to grab more than he was sure he could hold.

    As I said before, it ends up like WWI did; a "victory" that just sets things up for a worse war a decade or two down the line and leaves the supposed victors as exhausted and volatile as the losers. Except this time the US is also fucked up, because we have to put a lot more effort into this one than we did in WWI.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:20 No.18283456
    yess at first i was like fuck you but after that post i think i will join you on the high ground, i mean its the internet right?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:20 No.18283460
    I would buy several boxes of two-penny nails.
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:21 No.18283464
    She didn't seem to mind that earlier, before the siren went off. We should really try to pick that conversation up again with her.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:21 No.18283467
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:21 No.18283470
    I would but I'd have to re-pirate photoshop and I have no room on my drive because porn.

    Really need the external I just ordered, I have less than 1g of storage remaining
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:22 No.18283477
    Who's that on the right?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:22 No.18283479
    That goddamn filename. Are you trying to kill me? I can't fucking breathe.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:22 No.18283481
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    I don't think so.

    Nice try at trolling me, through.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:22 No.18283482
    Even so, fuckface. If you need to ensure the other side kills your helpless dudes in order to win (which is what killing their helpless dudes does), you dun goofed. Fucking take it like a man instead of being a pussy.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:22 No.18283483
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:22 No.18283484
    instead of ww3 we coulda just set up germany as a whole, neutral country ala austria.

    or let the soviets in NATO when thy applied and gotten all co-dominium on the worlds ass.

    there'd probably still be slappy matches around the edges(we get those even today) but thered be less of the knife at the worlds throat feel.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:22 No.18283485
    how much porn do you have?
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    It's good to see /k/ joining the fun.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)01:23 No.18283493
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    You're most welcome.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:23 No.18283495
    See? How can you not like Erica? She's completely chill. It'd be sex, light trolling, and nothing else with her. The simplicity is wonderful.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/11/12(Sun)01:23 No.18283496
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:23 No.18283499
    Ugh. Looks like SW quest is done for tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:24 No.18283501
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:24 No.18283509
    What you're saying seems to boil down to "just give up and let the evil guys win."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:24 No.18283511
    'Nah, it ain't over 'til the planefag sings.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:24 No.18283512
    I hate you so much.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:24 No.18283515
    Planefag, just have MC punch Caldwell in the face. It's his response when he doesn't know what else to do.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:24 No.18283516
    Naw. We're just getting warmed up.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:25 No.18283520
    About 500 gigs

    Let me put it this way, I uninstalled BF3 to clear up room to finish a batch of torrents.

    I've been saving up ever since MU went down, grabbing all the obscure shit that has gotten harder to find.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:25 No.18283522
    What do you mean it isn't effective? All you lose is a little extra ammo.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:25 No.18283527
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)01:25 No.18283528
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    I'm glad.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:26 No.18283532
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    Okay. What the fucking hell? Why aren't we continuing with the quest instead of bickering amongst each other like assholes?

    Get back to the goddamn quest or get out, you are fagging up the thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:26 No.18283536

    Alright then, change it to fucking shooting all the downed pilots.

    The point is that you take any moral value to the extreme and you'll run into shit where you don't know what the right choice is. That's why people are arguing for Caldwell. On the flipside, it explains why Caldwell's "kill them all" has gotten him into shit when the war ended and he started fighting martians. Moral extremism, it fucking sucks.

    Anyway MC's a knight of the sky so anything he does has to involve punching Caldwell some more.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:26 No.18283537
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    >/tg/ - historical geopolitical debates
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/11/12(Sun)01:26 No.18283538
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    do you like gundam jokes
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:26 No.18283539
    I see I'm not alone. Haven't found a good repository yet before doing a cleaning, what with all file storages getting reported or going down.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/11/12(Sun)01:27 No.18283547
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    Caldwell stares you down, and you stare him right back.

    "That's all fine and good," you tell him, "-but murdering defenseless men just doesn't sit right with me."

    Caldwell looks you in the eye, and somewhere deep in his eyes, he flinches.

    "Right," he says sadly. "It shouldn't. And if it ever does, you throw your wings down a fucking mine shaft. You won't want them anymore."

    Caldwell walks out of the bath, enters the dressing room, appropriates a towel, and leaves.

    You sink into the water, rubbing your head. All you wanted was to take a soak and relax, and instead you scraped the top layer off the bitterness and death underlying the entire god-damned War. You knew about it, of course... in an abstract fashion. But it's something to see a man who's suffered it.

    Who's made choices. Some of them horrible.

    Choices you might have to make.

    Feeling secure and invisible in the steam, you allow yourself to shudder. You think of the Witches, of... of your own sister, even. If somebody machine-gunned THEM under a 'chute, would you hold back?

    Would you do it to a Martian? The merciless exterminators of mankind? Who kidnap and murder and commit the most horrific tortures to their prisoners?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:27 No.18283548
    From Ika Musume, it's a crossover pic.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:27 No.18283550
    >That feel when you have 2 terabytes of storage
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:27 No.18283551
    thats dedication, to me porn is porn, if its got tits, pussy, and gives me a boner ill fap
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:27 No.18283552
    The correct way to think of it is "What Would Vimes Do"?

    If the answer is "not what you're doing, broseph", then you done goofed somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:27 No.18283556
    I'm saying do something else to fucking win. There's all sorts of ways you can kill more people faster if you just let the people in the parachutes land without trying to shoot them out of the fucking air. Shoot their wingmen, the place they were guarding, some random infantry formation, just don't dick around to kill one guy who can't shoot back.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:27 No.18283558
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    probably so. ill look into it.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:28 No.18283564
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    More like armchair generals and historians.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:28 No.18283566
    The U.S. has a lot of businessmen. An all-out war would've resulted in strikes at home.

    That cuts into profits. It's much easier to, say, take all our decommissioned weapons and sell them to other countries.

    Surely such short-sighted actions can't come back and bite us.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:28 No.18283567

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:28 No.18283568
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)01:28 No.18283571
    Good questions to ask.

    Better questions to answer circumstantially.

    Now scrub and go find out liberated aviators and flight pants. We must make Miyafuji into our apprentice.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:29 No.18283579

    Get to the bar and drink theses questions away.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:29 No.18283580
    C-call... 911...
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/11/12(Sun)01:29 No.18283581
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    An image of that poor Martian, that one who's face expressed NOPE as eloquently as any human's visage, flashes through your mind, and you shudder again. Is that how some pilots see the enemy, in war? After the propaganda makes them as cold and alien as any Martian seems to you?

    You wade deeper into the bath, your head full of dark thoughts, and almost run right into General George S. Patton.

    In his full dress uniform. Up to his chest in the water.

    "Shhh," he says to you intently, and sinks into the water till it comes right up below his eyes. With only his hat above water, he cruises away into the steam like a stalking crocodile.

    Before you came to Castle Barin, mood whiplash was just a *phrase* to you. Seriously.

    >wat do
    >or just wat
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:29 No.18283582
    >the most horrific tortures

    I bet they feed their prisoners Vegemite and lutefisk.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:29 No.18283583
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    Never before has the READ/EXPECTED/GOT picture been more appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:29 No.18283585
    Sure, that's right, but if you get the AOO there's no reason not to take it.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:30 No.18283587
    >In his full dress uniform. Up to his chest in the water.
    >"Shhh," he says to you intently, and sinks into the water till it comes right up below his eyes. With only his hat above water, he cruises away into the steam like a stalking crocodile.

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:30 No.18283588
    We didn't even try to open NOPELIUM's door, we just let him say NOPE and leave. Fuck killing the ones that aren't fighting.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)01:30 No.18283589

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:30 No.18283590
    Fucking sink in water. Seriously.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:30 No.18283593
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:30 No.18283595
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:30 No.18283597
    Let's just go home guys.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:31 No.18283599
    Only if they were acting hostile.

    To save an allies life? hell yes.

    killing it as it falls helpless and useless? not a chance.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:31 No.18283601
    Just... just wat.
    Let him do his thing, MC needs it.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:31 No.18283602
    But get to washing and relaxing.
    This is going to be one of the rare times we are going to be able to bathe.
    Don't let anything get in the way of that.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:31 No.18283604
    Fuck yeah Javert.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/11/12(Sun)01:31 No.18283606
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:31 No.18283607
    We've got people to talk to, dammit. Hurry up and get clean. This is why we need showers. No long fucking encounters with shit we don't want to deal with.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:31 No.18283609

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:31 No.18283610
    It's Patton.
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    Now that you put it like that.
    I don't want to think about the unholy wrath we would unleash if we watched one of our witches get gunned down. let alone gunned down after crash landing.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:31 No.18283613
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:31 No.18283614
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:31 No.18283615

    Wait. Is Monty or Rommell having a bath as well?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:32 No.18283620
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    >just wat
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/11/12(Sun)01:32 No.18283621
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:32 No.18283622
    Rommel is probably hiding on the other side.

    And then maybe Zhukov is in here too.

    All three of them, stalking each other around the central statue of this bath like some bizarre conga line.

    Meanwhile, Graziani and Montgomery are having a slapfight somewhere else.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:32 No.18283626
    I can't even get hard to normal shit anymore

    Please do, we've had a disturbing lack of good stuff since the original half-breed shoop and the ball busting
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:32 No.18283627
    >and almost run right into General George S. Patton.

    In his full dress uniform. Up to his chest in the water.

    "Shhh," he says to you intently, and sinks into the water till it comes right up below his eyes. With only his hat above water, he cruises away into the steam like a stalking crocodile.

    oh god i didn't think it was possible to come from awesome while laughing at the same time
    >> Major Airlift 03/11/12(Sun)01:32 No.18283628
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:33 No.18283629
    So, uh.

    What's with all the pictures where Minna is going GAUU~? Is there a story to it?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:33 No.18283630
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:33 No.18283632
    So are they re-enacting some sort of Magic Alium version of Les Mis?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:33 No.18283634
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:33 No.18283636
    /r/ing that comic of Minna shitting herself.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/11/12(Sun)01:34 No.18283647
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    Oh god what... that... wowoow.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:34 No.18283648
    That's it. Fuck the bath. If we have to use the ground crew's facilities to avoid this shit in the future, we'll do it. Let's GTFO.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:34 No.18283649
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:35 No.18283658
    Patton is probably trying to get the drop on Rommel. Let's leave the guy to it.

    I say now that we're good and clean, we should prowl the halls for a bit, and see what else might be going on at the moment. See if we can find something to do. We're useless when left to ourselves and our thoughts.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:35 No.18283659

    We've cleaned our body and sullied our spirit long enough. Towel, clothes (including replacement pants from whatever room our gear is *currently* stuffed in), and hangar.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:35 No.18283661
    thats the curse of the interweb my friend
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:35 No.18283668
    Yeeeeeeeaah. Lets get while the gettin's good.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:36 No.18283671
    we need a drink after this... Preferably with Sakamoto.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:36 No.18283674
    Her familiar is a wolf.

    Wolves go "GAUU", clearly.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:36 No.18283678
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    Patton doing _what_?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:36 No.18283680
    Things to do:
    Check up on: Sanya, Trude, Chris, person in hanger.
    Retrieve Widow and get paint job done.
    Find the right spots on the German witches' bellies to make them kick their legs involuntarily.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:37 No.18283686
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    Fuck this noise
    >Go find Sakamoto
    >Seriously that's all I've got
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:37 No.18283690
    alcoholism isnt bad for you if you have a WHITE MAGE.

    and we do.

    so lets cure our thoughts.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:38 No.18283697
    And write to little sister back home.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:38 No.18283699
    I think we need some time alone with our whiskey. She's our true waifu.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:38 No.18283705
    Ah, yes definitely. Forgot about that one.

    What would we talk to her about? If she's dealing with the Marines, I'd rather steer clear.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:38 No.18283706

    This one should suffice until I find the Minna one

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:38 No.18283707
    todo list for the remainder of today
    [ ] pants
    [ ] locate plane
    [ ] hanger guest
    [ ] get staggeringly drunk
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)01:39 No.18283712
    That's not how you spell P-61
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:39 No.18283714
    Wee should get a boot flask. Seriously, in this damn castle one can never know when or where the need for a strong drink may arise.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:39 No.18283716
    We should find out what happens if we scratch behind their ears while there all magicky.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:39 No.18283720
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    Unrelated, but first thing in order to get Miyafuji and Lynette together?

    Lynette needs to lose the fucking braids. Seriously. Look at her in glorious Wilcke outfit.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:40 No.18283721

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:40 No.18283722
    So seen to have those in reverse order.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:40 No.18283723
    What if the witches didn't steal our clothes but replaced them...
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:40 No.18283726
    >Dat Perrine tail

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:40 No.18283728
    We steal Caldwell's.
    >> Starshadow 03/11/12(Sun)01:40 No.18283729
    Wait, if Patton is in here hunting, doesn't that mean Rommel is in here too somewhere?

    Where would Rommel hide in a bath?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:41 No.18283730
    >With Perrines clothes
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    >Find the right spots on the German witches' bellies to make them kick their legs involuntarily.
    >mfw somebody remembers a random joke I made buried somewhere in the middle of the threads on tuesday
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:41 No.18283737
    Everyone looks good in Perrine's outfit!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:41 No.18283738
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    >Seriously that's all I've got
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:42 No.18283747
    Wow. Perrine looks strangely hot in Miyafuji's outfit.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:42 No.18283752
    Woah, should save that for later
    >> Starshadow 03/11/12(Sun)01:42 No.18283753
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    Machine Affinity theme song

    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)01:42 No.18283756
    She wouldn't. We know now.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:42 No.18283757
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:42 No.18283758
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    There's a reason why Perrine wears them.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:43 No.18283760
    Oh god, that's terrible.

    Do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:43 No.18283764
    fuck i need a drink oh sweet sweet vodka my one true waifu
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:43 No.18283767
    Do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:43 No.18283769
    You know what would bring Minna back down to earth?

    Ask her if there was no common enemy for us to fight, would she be willing to kill us?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:43 No.18283771
    shit, what did I miss?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:44 No.18283774
    Guys, we really need to write to our little sister.
    I mean, with all of the fighting so close to where she last thought we were stationed, I think getting a letter from us would make her feel better.
    And allay some of our remaining guilt over never being a good enough older brother.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:44 No.18283778
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    Is it just me or Sanya's outfit increases everyone's cups one size?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:44 No.18283781
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)01:44 No.18283782
    Third and fourth from the right are indistinguishable. Fucking animes.
    >> Starshadow 03/11/12(Sun)01:44 No.18283783
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    >Wow. Perrine looks strangely hot in Miyafuji's outfit.
    Everyone looks strangely hot in Miyafuji's outfit.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:44 No.18283786
    >You know what would bring Minna back down to earth?

    >Ask her if there was no common enemy for us to fight, would she still kill us?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:44 No.18283792
    It's the hair and the tail, I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:44 No.18283793

    we never would have met.

    so, yeah she would. not that she could, we'd have left her for the fishies in the channel.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:45 No.18283794

    Well, >>18283742 posted:
    You know what would bring Minna back down to earth?

    Ask her if there was no common enemy for us to fight, would she still kill us?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:45 No.18283795
    second i mean its been weeks and we havnt written her
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:45 No.18283800
    Hair, Tail, Mannerisms

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:45 No.18283806

    People need to stop deleting their posts... It just draws... more... att...

    Son of a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:46 No.18283809

    Would we still kill Sakamoto and Miyafuji?

    Or let Paddy kill them?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:46 No.18283810
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/11/12(Sun)01:46 No.18283811
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    Sun Tzu once said that the best teacher is your enemy.

    Or was that Major Ruckus? Rack-ham? Whatever. Point is, your most recent teacher was that one Martian... and he taught you how to handle situations like this.

    You get the FUCK out. Toweling off briefly, you find your clothes. Unsurprisingly, somebody - probably Eila - stole your boxers from their little nook.

    Or would have, had you not swapped them with the boxers in the caddy next to it. Thus attired, you stride into the hallway, surprisingly well cleaned. Well, nothing beats naked wrestling for sudsing up, you figure. You put on your boxers, and reach for your towel -

    - and Eila and Luuchini hit you from behind.

    "GEDDIM!" Eila caws with glee, and the two girls do their damnedest to pin you down. Fortunately, you're still covered with soap from the bath... probably rubbed off of Caldwell.

    NO HOMO.

    You spin swiftly, sending the Witches flying as they lose their grip on your soapy skin.

    "WITCHES CAN'T CATCH YOU WHEN YOU'RE SOAPY! HAH!" you shout with glee. You rub the towel over yourself swiftly, removing the soap, throw on your shirt and jacket, and are running for the water by the time the Witches are after you again.

    Dipping your towel in the water near the steps, you twist it together and turn to meet the assault.

    "RAT-TAIL!" you declare, and aim for asses.

    "EEEEK!" Eila shrieks as your first weak swing slaps her across the ass. Luuchini squeals and tries to run, but she brakes too hard and just skids into the pool.

    "TOWEL-FU!" you declare, and keep swinging. You were baptized in the waters of a high-school gym, and blooded in the showers of the Air Force. You are a force to be reckoned with.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:46 No.18283812
    Reworded the question to make a little more sense >>18283769

    Also, WE know, sure. But there are clearly still a lot of issues right below the surface with a lot of pilots, and MC seems in an unusually reflective mood.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)01:47 No.18283822
    >> Starshadow 03/11/12(Sun)01:47 No.18283823
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    >It's the hair and the tail, I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:47 No.18283826
    >Or would have, had you not swapped them with the boxers in the caddy next to it.

    +1 Hartmann points
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:48 No.18283832
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    >dat ass
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:48 No.18283833
    I eagerly await the obvious meme edit.
    >> Major Airlift 03/11/12(Sun)01:48 No.18283834

    Aw, no Hitler's Hat episode?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:48 No.18283836
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:48 No.18283837
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:48 No.18283840


    Alright, the anachronisms have gone too...

    Can I touch your hand Planefag? pretty please?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:49 No.18283842
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    >You were baptized in the waters of a high-school gym, and blooded in the showers of the Air Force. You are a force to be reckoned with.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:49 No.18283847
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    >implying Eila didn't like getting smacked across the ass
    Why is Eila so straight?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:49 No.18283848
    >Luuchini squeals and tries to run, but she brakes too hard and just skids into the pool.

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:49 No.18283853
    reverse HUE HUE HUE
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:49 No.18283854
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    >dat bulge
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:49 No.18283857
    It's true. No one looks bad in Perrine's clothes.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:50 No.18283858
    It's all in the intonation, I think, which is something that obviously doesn't convey well in writing.

    Asking that in an accusatory tone would be a horrible idea. In a sort of maudlin, reflective, Hawkeye-from-MASH tone, on the other hand, would probably result in a quiet character development scene.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:50 No.18283867
    Just because she has the hots for Sanya doesn't mean she hates men. Just like with Perrine's crushes on Sakamoto and Ian.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/11/12(Sun)01:51 No.18283874
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    Laying about you with mad abandon, your command of the Divine Art Of The Twisted Towel wins you through the Witch Assault and safely into the hallways of the castle.

    From inside the bath comes screams. And a few loud splashes.

    "Out-foxed, pip pip," you mutter as you make good your escape.

    Okay. Miyafuji said something about somebody in the hangar who wanted to see you. But then again, when is that ever NOT true?

    Speaking of Miyafuji, you miss your little sister. Perhaps a trans-atlantic call is possible, if the transatlantic cable is feeling fine today. You're a Big Fucking Hero, you should be able to swing it, right?

    And come to think of it, you've still got money riding on the outcome of the Kielbasa Duel.

    >Wat do?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:51 No.18283877
    I bet Rommel or Patton's going to run by and steal your towel as a weapon.
    >> Starshadow 03/11/12(Sun)01:51 No.18283880
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    >"RAT-TAIL!" you declare, and aim for asses.

    I've been waiting for this.

    >our face when witches trying to hold on
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:51 No.18283881

    >Crush on Ian

    Bitch please, she's a week from branding his ass.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)01:51 No.18283883
    Then verify outcome of duel.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:51 No.18283885
    Call little sis now. Family before everything else.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:52 No.18283886
    Yeah, it shouldn't feel like an interrogation. We just want to know how she feels about us.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:52 No.18283890
    >somebody in the hanger who wants to see us

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:52 No.18283892
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:52 No.18283896

    I have a bad feeling about this.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:53 No.18283899


    only reverse order, duel is a few moments of ribbin' I want more than enough time to get slammed with a PF cliffhanger on the phone.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:53 No.18283900

    because planefag feeds on tears and knows that an eilafag faction in the waifu wars would bring atomic butthurt all over everyone if he can convince her fans shes a legit target for this quest.

    make that phonecall
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:53 No.18283901
    Hangar first, unfortunately. Unless we can secure a pair of pants. Then sis-call.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:53 No.18283904
    Give our sis a call.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:53 No.18283907
    Hanger, then the rest of this:
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:53 No.18283909
    >1st Little sister
    >2nd Hanger guest
    >3rd Bet results
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:53 No.18283914
    Call home, then the hangar. Mio's probably still dealing with the Marines, so let her do that. We'll get our money later.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:53 No.18283915
    Hangar business, then find Minna and request an outgoing line to call our sister.

    And ask the heavy question, if the opportunity presents and people feel so inclined.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:54 No.18283920
    Sister, then duel, then whoever has the balls call us down to the hanger like a dog.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:54 No.18283924
    Except in all of said decommisionned weapons we put certain chips that prevent them from locking on to US IFF signatures.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:54 No.18283927
    Hangar, then calling our sister.

    We can find out the results of the duel while we wait while the operators dick around.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:54 No.18283930
    Hanger. And remember, if anyone asks why we don't have any pants on, just say our CO grabbed them when she left the bedroom.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:55 No.18283934
    Find out who's looking for us. After that, call sister/ find out who won the fight, they are more or less interchangeable with a bias towards calling the sister.

    Mainly, the hanger guest might have a higher rank than us, or has something important for us, the other two are not nearly as important right off the bat
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:55 No.18283940
    It's the military. They're always like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:56 No.18283946

    In canon its literally the foundational concept of her character. "a highschool boy who cant tell the girl he likes how he feels" shes the one gay character amongst all the usual yurigogglin >implications.

    that might not translate to the quest!eila though.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:56 No.18283950
    Hanger, then sister. And this:
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    >yfw luchinni's ass is being grabbed by caldwell
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:57 No.18283964
    Fuck it. I've had enough of the military for one day. They can wait.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:57 No.18283965
    get to a phone. if hangerdude really wanted to see us they coulda found us.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:58 No.18283976
    She certainly seems to love the cock. She's been protective of Sanya, and was jealous in the cellar, but it it hasn't been overtly romantic here.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:59 No.18283984
    He left already.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:59 No.18283985
    Even Zucchini could kill his ass dead.

    I trust our girls. And if anything happens, we'll kill him.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:59 No.18283988

    I'm voting for this. 1. Sister, 2. Hangar, 3. Gamblin
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:59 No.18283990
    We should try to call her on our own before we go to Minna for help. We shouldn't rely on her for everything.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)01:59 No.18283992
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    please post so i can go to bed
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:00 No.18283996
    I'm pretty sure we knocked Eila and Sanya out of bed right after we got to the island. Or at least some other pair of witches, and those are the two who regularly sleep together.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:00 No.18283998
    Oh wait, I see where this is going.

    Mc's little Sis is the one in the hangars
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:00 No.18283999
    I think the hangar probably comes first, as it's somebody actually needing to speak with us. It might be important, it might be nothing.

    Then we can check up on the duel.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:00 No.18284000
    >YFW it's Minnas birthday tomorrow
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:00 No.18284004

    We need a present.
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    Did Cadwell just give us well intentioned moral instruction?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:01 No.18284013
    We've been putting off calling our sister for too long. The hanger can wait.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:02 No.18284017
    Hanger first. It's probably somebody important.

    Or else it's a Yeager, wanting to compare kill counts or something.

    Actually, it could even be Luke, returning our baby. That would save us having to find a plane and making a ferry flight.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:02 No.18284023

    No, we just penance stared Cadwell.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:02 No.18284024
    Make a bowtie and pants out of wrapping paper and parcel twine.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:02 No.18284026
    I have a bottle of Remy Martin and some California brut ready to go.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:02 No.18284029
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    Minna's birthday is March 11, guys.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:03 No.18284034
    No one's more important than our sister.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:03 No.18284035
    Well... on the WEST coast.

    But its her birthday NOW for /tg/
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:03 No.18284036
    I like this plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:04 No.18284039
    Pants are the only option.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:05 No.18284049
    She already got a present...

    Our pants... and shades...
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:05 No.18284051

    We already gave her a gift...

    Do you think she's ever giving us those pants back?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:05 No.18284054
    I'm sure planefag will inform us whether or not in-game time it is close to Minna's birthday.

    In the meantime, hangar.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:06 No.18284055
    But some nice pants. Really nice ones.

    She's earned it.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:06 No.18284056

    We already gave her a gift...

    Do you think she's ever giving us those pants back? Or will she let us trade them for the ones we got her?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)03:06 No.18284061
    Those weren't presents. Those were LOOTED.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:07 No.18284062

    Was that dread kill in our jacket pocket or pants pocket...

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:07 No.18284067
    >Minna's New Uniform

    She'll never stop wearing our pants.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:07 No.18284071
    Jacket. We're good.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:07 No.18284075
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:07 No.18284077
    ask sister to mail us some pants.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:08 No.18284080
    Forgot to mention that we're wearing them.

    She gets to do the unwrapping.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:08 No.18284082
    Lets get to a phone, then find some pants.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:08 No.18284083
    I like that. Go to her and trade pants.

    "I just wanted you to get in my pants"
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/11/12(Sun)03:08 No.18284087
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    You decide to call home first. It's been a long, long week of death, Martians, almost-death, Martians, socio-politcal worldview shakeups and - socio-political? Why do you even know that word? Fuck, next thing you know you'll be using words like "zeitgeist" or - SHIT! SHIT, YOU JUST DID! You sprint for an office as fast as your legs will carry you, and apply yourself to a phone.

    After identifying yourself to a few switchboard operators, you get two "YES RIGHT AWAY SIRs" and one request for a date, which you politely "add to the queue, miss." Finally, you're connected, and you hear the phone ringing in the living room of your family home, so many miles away.

    The receiver rattles. "Hullo."

    "Hey, Mom."

    You hold the receiver away from your ear as your mother SHRIEKS with delight, then SHRIEKS with absolute horror. "WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?"

    "... my job?"






    The line goes quiet.

    "... Son?"


    "Son, the papers. They're saying things."


    "YOU'RE A GOD DAMNED HERO!" your dad roars into the phone. "SWEET JESUS I LOVE YOU!"
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)03:08 No.18284088
    In fairness, so are the aviators and pants we got from the base. Along with much of the booze.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:09 No.18284097
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    "Thanks, Dad."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:10 No.18284102

    >MC has cool parents
    >This means MC's sister is going to drop an anvil on the good feeling.
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    Awesome Dad is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:10 No.18284110

    couldnt let a bunch of half dressed tarts show me up now could i?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:10 No.18284111
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    "love you too, dad."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:10 No.18284113
    >Sister has abandonment issues.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:11 No.18284117
    ask for our sis
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)03:12 No.18284124
    As may be, but they were at least looted in the cause of presents. By us. Not against us.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:13 No.18284134
    Dang, the press works fast. That's twice that they've published details of our exploits, and this time, it was across the Atlantic with a one-day turnaround (last time, only Luke's photo was 1-day, the info on our ace-in-a-day fight was a couple days old at that point).

    People must be deliberately hiding from us the knowledge that we're being used personally to sell war bonds now.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:14 No.18284153
    Ask if we killed that dreadnought. I wanna fucking know!

    And if that freighter was also accredited to us. Because goddamn that would be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:14 No.18284159
    Yeah, we need to regain our honor with a pants trade.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)03:14 No.18284160
    They knew that if we knew our self-adulationboner would swell to unsustainable proportions.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:15 No.18284166
    Hell, if we ever get leave for anything we should do a bond promotion tour. Make an assload of money.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/11/12(Sun)03:15 No.18284167
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    "Still," he says, "I think your mom has a point. I mean, you land planes on boats, or land flying boats in the water, or - I'm a bit mixed up with that whole thing. But the company that owned the Fitzgerald are all angry, and their CEO went to U of M, so fuck him. I'm proud, son. I'm proud."

    You smile. "I'm glad."

    "And..." your father's tone drops to a conspiratorial whisper. "What exactly ARE you doing?"

    "Fucking bitches... and bouncing witches."

    Your dad laughs like a madman.



    "Whoops," your father says. "Forgot to tell you, we had a second line put in."

    "Um is Sis there!?" you ask hastily, to forestall your mother's horrified attempts to save your soul from loose women. (She needn't bother. You're after the tight ones anyways.)

    "She's... out, actually," your Mother tells you.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:15 No.18284168
    well that was suspiciously happy.

    inb4 the whammy

    guessing sis was drafted into witch school.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:15 No.18284170
    I wouldn't rely on the press to get that info right. Better to ask Luke or someone.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:16 No.18284180
    >Ace in a day
    >First male pilot attached to a witch squadron
    >Defeated a Martian surprise invasion
    >Went hand-to-hand with Martian Telebots to save a witch
    >Shot down an aerial dreadnought
    >Promptly landed on an aircraft carrier and then took off from the same
    >Saved Mother-fucking LONDON

    Man, our faces are already gracing recruitment posters nationwide.
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    >tight ones
    We'll get her yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:16 No.18284187

    Mom KNOWS.

    Quest over, everyone go home.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:16 No.18284189
    "Oh, uh...how is she, by the way?"

    Uh oh, here comes the other shoe.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:16 No.18284190
    Dammit. That's it. I don't know what, exactly, but it is. About time, though. 3:15 already. That war crimes stuff took a while.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:16 No.18284191
    Fuck our dad. The Miami Hurricanes are the greatest college football team. M-I-AMI FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)03:17 No.18284192
    Looks like the people predicting witchsister were right.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:17 No.18284194
    "Please tell me she wasn't kidnapped by a robot alium hissing cow. Nasty things. Yes, they really exist, I was riding one recently."
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:17 No.18284203
    >dat pic
    Please tell me our sis doesn't take after Flandre.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:17 No.18284205
    Tight ass, but not in the right way, Minnafag.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:18 No.18284209
    MC from the north someplace, so must be a different UM.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/11/12(Sun)03:19 No.18284217
    After the War, we need to run for congress, then, the Governor of the state, and then,

    oh god, its us, we are JFK.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:19 No.18284222
    Being able to crush an alium's core remotely would be an awesome witch power. She could just sit in a chair on a ship or something and blow up all their dudes.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:19 No.18284224
    No you don't, not anymore. You'll have to up your game.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:19 No.18284225
    "Look, mom, relax. I'm not really...you know. The only reason I was kissing a French tart was because we were covering up a breakin."

    Oh, dad. I think we found where MC got his trolling gene.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:19 No.18284229
    >"She's... out, actually," your Mother tells you.

    Little sister confirmed for having run away to join the war effort as a Witch.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)03:19 No.18284231
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:20 No.18284243


    i vote we crash ourselves next mission. to spare the world.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:20 No.18284244
    University of Michigan maybe?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:20 No.18284247
    >Inb4 little sis in the hangar
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:20 No.18284251


    If you have read my book PF; I may need to go buy a bottle of celebratory rum.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:21 No.18284253
    Too late for that. People have been predicting that for a while.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:21 No.18284254
    Is UMD called U of M?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:22 No.18284263
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:22 No.18284266
    >inb4 little sister trying to protect us from the meanie witches - she thinks her penpal Ursula would be better.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:22 No.18284268
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    You sure about that? That ass look pretty tight.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:22 No.18284269
    I don't think we're part of a wealthy political dynasty. Nor do we have an older brother whose death resulted in our father pushing us into the role planned for said brother.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:22 No.18284271
    >Minna leaning in the doorway listening to us talk to our parents
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/11/12(Sun)03:22 No.18284273
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    "Let me guess, she rode a broomstick to England to ride into glorious battle with her Big Bro," you say, putting an eye-roll into the tone. Something your sister taught you, in fact. "Pre-dic-ti-bulllllll. Please put her on, you can save my good name later."

    "She really is out," your mother says, sounding hurt. "She needed to go shopping. She'll be upset she missed you."

    "No need; I can call again. I'm a big deal until the next big headline in a week."

    "HEY! ASSHOLE!" somebody shouts from behind you.

    "Who is THAT!?" Your mother demands.

    "Somebody who isn't in my chain of command anymore," you inform her gleefully, then turn over your shoulder. "LUKE! GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A NAIL-STUDDED AFRICAN PYTHON!"

    "Oh, I'm sorry you don't want your plane back," Luke says. "Your original airframe you rode to your first kill, all fixed. But good news! I brought one that's got no gun and a huge spotlight in it, that must be exactly what you want!"

    "WATCH YOUR MOUTH MISTER!" your mother bellows over the Atlantic line.

    "Yes ma'am," you and Luke both say automatically, then blink.

    Then you both smirk, and laugh. Yeah, family can do that to a man. You don't notice how much you miss 'em, but when you finally get in contact again, all the cold chambers of your heart fill with warmth.

    Yeah. Yeah, you've missed your family something fierce.

    And you're sure the Widow missed you right back.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:23 No.18284289
    Oh god, we're Jack Kennedy.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:23 No.18284290
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    Yeah pretty much.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:23 No.18284291
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    >little sister is "out"
    >little sister has become a witch and is joining the squadron
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/11/12(Sun)03:23 No.18284292
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:24 No.18284301
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:24 No.18284308
    Our sister's witch power is obviously teleportation. We're so fucked, and not in a good way.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/11/12(Sun)03:24 No.18284311
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    Or perhaps you're JFK's brother.

    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/11/12(Sun)03:25 No.18284316
    It might be University of Massachusetts, to go with the Kennedy theory
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:25 No.18284324
    >Original Widow
    >Not the prototype
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:26 No.18284333
    JFK wasn't nearly as cool as we are.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:27 No.18284337
    Oh hey this would be a nice wrap-up to a...

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:27 No.18284343
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:28 No.18284345
    >Taunting MC with a Turbinlite
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:28 No.18284349
    We can't be a Kennedy. Our dad is:

    *too cool
    *not mafia
    *has not lobotomized our little sister
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:28 No.18284350
    wait the first one? no fuck that it was a good plane and all but we've fallen in love with another
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:28 No.18284358

    Nah, he can't do it yet, not a significantly large cliff. You gotta build up the cliff so the hanging is more extreme, and the resulting tears more delicious.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:29 No.18284359
    >Image limit
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:29 No.18284362
    But... but... twinchargers.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:29 No.18284366
    new thread?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:30 No.18284376
    new thread
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/11/12(Sun)03:31 No.18284381
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    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:31 No.18284391
    So, did they ever confirm my kill of that flying dreadnought?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:31 No.18284392
    oh ok
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:31 No.18284393
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:31 No.18284394
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:31 No.18284395
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:32 No.18284397
    rolled 10 = 10

    Dak? DAK!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:32 No.18284398
    I love you PF in ways that can be taken as homosexual.
    >> Major Airlift 03/11/12(Sun)03:32 No.18284402
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:32 No.18284405
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:32 No.18284406
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:32 No.18284407
    what horrors have we unleashed?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:33 No.18284418
    Where is my cliffhanger planefag? You said there would be cliffhangers!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:33 No.18284419
    Minna said she was gonna go bounce people...

    Oh god what have we done
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:33 No.18284420
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:33 No.18284421

    unless you moved a couple states over you mean -4.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:33 No.18284428
    What... What is going on
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:34 No.18284429
    The best kind.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:34 No.18284435
    The cliffhanger is the implied, unspeakable horrors our prototype P-61 is being subjected to at the hands of the aliens.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:34 No.18284436
    Oh right, that's why it's so late.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:35 No.18284443
    The sexy kind.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:35 No.18284446
    Good show
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:35 No.18284447
    Wait, where is the cliffh-


    OH GOD!
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/11/12(Sun)03:35 No.18284448

    Everybody's a little bit homo~ sometimes~

    The rest of you should go to sleep and dream of Witches and wake up tomorrow eager to EMBRACE THE SUNDAY!

    Because I'm doing homework and then just work BLAH who needs it.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:36 No.18284461
    We are so doomed.

    PF, for your amusement:
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:36 No.18284465
    When's yer spring break homie?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:37 No.18284473
    >Dream of witches
    there's something the waifufags can agree upon
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/11/12(Sun)03:37 No.18284475

    .... Daylight savings time.


    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:37 No.18284476
    God help us.

    Also, Happy Birthday to Minna!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:39 No.18284491

    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:40 No.18284500
    Shenanigans with Minna? Sign me UP!
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:41 No.18284509
    Has this been archived?
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:42 No.18284516
    Join the IRC
    We talking Trigonometry
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:44 No.18284532

    So a bunch of bored and repressed teenage girls with magic, stuck in a castle?
    Time to hide in the Widow with a gun and some booze.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:47 No.18284560
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:49 No.18284575
    Unless Sakamoto can convince two carriers to go someplace else for repairs, we might have some backup.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:50 No.18284593
    Guys, GUYS.
    There are other things the Witches can bounce.

    Like, say, aliums.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)03:52 No.18284607
    Or, we instruct the witches in the art of bouncing Marines.

    Just a thought. No idea if it's a good one.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:53 No.18284620
    >Dat pic
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:53 No.18284621
    So, a castle full of horny, magical little girls are going to gangrape two carriers worth of marine pilots.

    This is hilarious.

    Also, we need to catch Miyafuji, find out whose tits she wants, and then coach her in the manly art of getting some booty. It'll be great.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:53 No.18284622
    Planefag, our glorious lord and savior. I have unintentionally created a character in MC's honor and image.
    In a WWIII campaign with 2 friends.
    We all make characters.
    2nd Lieutenant Jack MacMurray. F-22 pilot. Due to an Nuke detonated in LEO most of the F-22's (and everything else for that matter) are non-functional. Get assigned to a Harrier equipped with 4 Sidewinders, 2 napalm bombs, and two cluster bombs. Chinese fleet in the San Fransico bay (Was the Battle of San Fransisco). Aerial battle is a gigantic clusterfuck. Manage to make a bombing run on one of the 4 chinese carriers, with Napalm, decided to fly right down their lane of approach, and dropped while 40ft above the deck of the ship. Flicked off the bridge as I blitzed past. Next thing I know Missiles Incoming, StA from two destroyers in the bay. Manage to fly them straight down the throat of said destroyer. Went down because I was trying to save an F-18 flying in the weeds being chased by 4 veteran MiG pilots. Dropped in right behind them. Two broke off before I made lock, the other two dropped in behind me. Got into an Airbraking match with them. My stall speed being lower, one of the crazy sons of bitches lines up and matches my airbrake maneuver to force a mid-air collision. I manage to eject, he wasn't so lucky. Spent the rest of the battle in the drink with aviators on and a lit cigar in my teeth.
    It was glorious.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)03:55 No.18284636
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    >> Starshadow 03/11/12(Sun)04:05 No.18284704
    Anagram of Fuck Bitches Bounce Witches


    ... sounds about right.
    >> Starshadow 03/11/12(Sun)04:14 No.18284760

    >I'm a Pilot

    >I don't give a fuck

    >Shut Up And Deal With It

    >Minna Dietlinde Wilcke

    >Gertrude Barkhorn
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)04:16 No.18284774
    Hehe. All of them are so fitting.
    >> Starshadow 03/11/12(Sun)04:23 No.18284806
    This is fun!

    >Charlotte E. Yeager

    >Perrine H. Clostermann

    >Sakamoto Mio

    >Miyafuji Yoshika
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)04:25 No.18284820
    So it's Group Commander Wilcke's birthday today.

    Well, time to get started. That bottle of cognac ain't gonna drink itself.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)04:36 No.18284885

    Yeah, Ian's going to tear her premier channel, if you know what I mean.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/11/12(Sun)04:37 No.18284894
    I think that's what she's hoping for, in the end, yeah.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)05:06 No.18285053
    rolled 7 = 7


    Guys, I am starting to think that when Minna jumpstarted MC for the sortie a few days back, some of our Broju might have rubbed off on her.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)06:14 No.18285383

    Now we just need to rub off our broju on some of the others, like Miyafuji and Trude, and it'll start snowballing to the rest of them.

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