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    234 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/11/12(Sun)23:54 No.18294193  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    "MEETOO!" sakura and luchinni say.
    "Sure." Nanoha says as she tosses the tin to the two.
    You try to intercept it in mid-air but you were too late.

    "Roaaaaar~ :3"
    "Rawwwwwr~ ^_^"

    The two of them begin attacking the teddybears you had decorating the setup.
    They tried to bite, claw and bat the bears, but without much damage.
    And then they saw Vita.
    "Roaaar~ >:3"
    "Rawwwwr~ >_<"

    They pounced on her, knocking her to the ground.
    "Get them off!" Vita says as she struggles under the two girls slightly larger than her.
    "Get off!" with a mighty push she manages to dislodge them and send them air born.
    They unfortunately land on you.
    "Rawwwr~ >:3"
    "Roaaaar~ >_<"

    >lol sorry for being late
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)23:55 No.18294207
    Time Stop, grab our supply of gummieBEARS, discipline the unruly cubs.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 03/11/12(Sun)23:55 No.18294210
    You're forgiven LG. Also, do we have a camera of some kind? This must be recorded for posterity.
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)23:57 No.18294228
    Madoka and/or Nanoha were recording it with their devices
    >> Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)23:59 No.18294246
    >implying you're actually Landing Gear
    It looks like someone finished decoding the trip.

    OP is a faggot, just in case.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:00 No.18294267

    Pick up both of them by the back of the neck.

    Give them the mother's you lot are in trouble look before putting them back down.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:02 No.18294276
    Pick up the girls, give them The Look, and set them down to play with the teddy bears until the GummyBEARS wear off.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:02 No.18294280
    This is far too adorable, fake being defeated by the adorable mauling after that pick them up and point them at each other.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:02 No.18294286
    Also growl at them.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)00:03 No.18294298
    These seems the most amusing course of action.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:03 No.18294299
    Watch the adorable ness.
    No need to join in the bear shenanigans yet
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)00:07 No.18294329
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    Theyre on you.
    Scratching biting clawing and pawing.
    Lucchinni tries to bite your arm as Sakura attempts to claw your torso.
    Of course they don't do much damage beyond ruffling your clothes.
    "Rawwwr~ :3"
    "Roooarrrr~ >_<"

    And then they did something completely unexpected.
    They started licking you.

    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)00:07 No.18294335

    Turn them on each other.

    Start taking bets on the most adorable cage match of all time.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:08 No.18294339
    "Nanoha? A little help?"
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:09 No.18294346
    [x] CRAZY IVAN
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:09 No.18294353
    "Okay, this just went from cute to weird."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)00:09 No.18294354
    This calls for a "Wut" of sheer befuddlement.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:09 No.18294355
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:09 No.18294358
    (crazy ivan)
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)00:09 No.18294360

    This just went somewhere odd. Stand up, shake them off.

    "That's weird. Normally by this point they've turned on something red and pretentious looking. Where can I find a Ron Burgundy stand-in on short..."

    Then give Keima a ring.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:10 No.18294369
    Okay, that's enough of that. Pick them up, take them off of ourselves.
    "Jakob, Theodore, some assistance please?"
    Hopefully J has some Laplace time left.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:10 No.18294373
    Freeze up in panic, tears trickling out of the corners of your eyes, unsure of how to extricate yourself from this situation while leaving your girls emotionally stable and these girls physically unharmed. AND THEN NANOHA STEPS IN BECAUSE NUH-UH-UH YOU ARE NOT ALL UP ON MY MAN LIKE THAT.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)00:10 No.18294374
    That's what they were trying with Vita, man.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:11 No.18294378
    No, no, they already attacked Vita in her red dress as their Ron Burgundy.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:11 No.18294383
    If we still had Kraus I'd suggest tea cupping them but we don't. Grab each with one hand and aim them towards someone else, Nanoha, Ted, Jacob if need be, anywhere but us.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:13 No.18294390
    I think now we need to go BEAR mode and teach the cubs how to hunt burgundy's
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:13 No.18294393
    You know, it's been a while.

    Crazy Ivan.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)00:13 No.18294394

    I'll be totally honest: I don't really care how true that is, I just want to sick the pair on Keima to see how he reacts.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:14 No.18294397
    Yeah it would be awesome
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)00:14 No.18294403
    That's fair, I guess.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)00:14 No.18294405

    No. We need to remain rational at this point.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:15 No.18294409
    Bear Mode is still unnecessary.

    But what the Hell is Crazy Ivan supposed to DO in this situation?
    You people keep using that phrase, and I don't think you know what it means.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:16 No.18294414
    That would probably end badly, let's hold off on the bear leaves for now and see if we can resolve this without resorting to them.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)00:16 No.18294416
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    Ticklish tongues attack you wherever you had skin exposed.

    "uhh Nanoha..." you say as you swing your face to keep Luchinni from it. "A little help please?"
    You see her just standing there, watching, mirth evident in her eyes.
    And then lucchinni found your ear.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:16 No.18294418
    Generally the stupidest action possible is what people here use crazy Ivan for.

    Personally I think getting Keima down here and having him eaten by cubs is a good plan
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:16 No.18294420
    Crazy Ivan, as used is Strike Witches Quest, is basically SPAZZ THE FUCK OUT.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)00:17 No.18294425
    In previous uses in MSQ, a Crazy Ivan has resulted in a NOOOPE course of action. I was kinda disappointed, the first time.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:17 No.18294427
    Squirm, whimper, and moan. Blush as we try to hide the bulge starting to form.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)00:17 No.18294432
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:18 No.18294433
    Just accept it, I guess. We don't want to hurt them, Nanoha isn't rescuing us... Not much we can do, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:18 No.18294434
    Teleport to behind Nanoha. Use her as a shield
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)00:18 No.18294439


    About fifteen feet straight up.

    Then saucer.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:18 No.18294443
    Grab the two little girls/cubs by the back of their clothes and lift them up and away from us.

    First priority is to get them away from us in any kind of compromising position.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:19 No.18294446
    Acquire erection, be embarrassed.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:19 No.18294449
    Throw them at Nanoha, if she refuses to aid with the bears she shall suffer their embrace. We don't have Kraus so I'm not sure how limited our options currently are.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:19 No.18294453
    I like where this is going. I'll allow it.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:20 No.18294460
    Our ear? OUR WEAK SPOT. We are suddenly as putty in their... paws? Complete loss of ability to resist.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)00:21 No.18294464
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    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:21 No.18294470
    Well, if she won't stop this, she's the one who has to explain to the twins how she allowed this to happen.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:21 No.18294474
    Sounds like a plan!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:23 No.18294488
    Seconding this.
    Though the twins will probably love watching the video of this
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:24 No.18294497
    Hmmm, that's true. Erica will have learned our weak spot is our ear. Oh well, I guess it's only fair, since we know hers is her neck.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)00:24 No.18294499
    What the fuck is wrong with you people.

    We can timestop, it's a power of the Time Watch, not our personal majaiks, unless I understand it entirely wrong.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)00:24 No.18294501
    Alright, I'm pretty sure that the 'get massive erection' guy is only one or two people. And hoping they're shooting for a bad end.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:25 No.18294512
    I am pretty sure you are right.
    These girls are little sister not swag pile

    Timestop removes the embarrassing situation though
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:26 No.18294515
    I'm only this one:

    I'm under the distinct impression that you have a confirmation bias making you think that your opposition is samefagging.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)00:26 No.18294519
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    >crazy ivan

    Her tongue assaults your ear, sending electricity directly into your brain.
    Sakura moves up to join her.
    "Rawwwmmpgh~ :p"
    "Roooar~ ^_^"

    "NOOOOOOOOOPE!" you try and find something, anything to help you.
    Unfortunately Kraus is busy, and your folio is on the blanket a few meters away.

    'YOU MUST BEAR BECOMING BEAR TO FIGHT BEAR.' the lesson of the other night clear in your mind.

    "Okay, enough of this." you say as you pull them off you.
    You then give the most ferocious roar you can.

    They stop squirming in your arms and just look at you fascinated, heads tilted to one side.
    You do it again.
    "Rawr!~ ^_^"
    "Roar!~ :3" They respond.

    You put them back on the ground and try to point them away from you, but they instead decide to just cuddle.
    "Rawr!~ :3"
    "Roar!~ ^_^"

    "Eh, what the hell." you say as you sit on the grass and just let them do as they please.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:28 No.18294535
    Ignore the two cuddling roaring bear children in front and calmly sip a cup of tea as if nothing happened just then.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:28 No.18294538
    I haven't been in a quest-thread since we stormed the fudge keep and agreed to date Nanoha. Has anything big happened since then? A quick bullet-point list of events would be great. It's just kinda hard to keep up with them all.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)00:28 No.18294539
    That's the idea.

    Plainly, we need to keep the watch in a pocket, not the folio.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:28 No.18294541
    To be fair, I'm also agreeing, but he has a point. Swag candidate or not, tongues being stuck in ears is a fast way for things to start going into autopilot. It's one of those STOP IT, BONER moments that everyone gets.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:28 No.18294543
    D'awww little sister cubs. I hope nobody noticed that our ears are our weak spot.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:30 No.18294551
    Sorta lots too much to summarize here quickly, you really need to catch up.

    Skimming it basically we are still captaining the HMS Swagtanic and charging full steam ahead into a massive pile of girls
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:30 No.18294553
    Seconding this. We must be unflappable.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:31 No.18294563
    I thought we did generally but it is the weekend and not a situation where we expect we need it, so it goes into the folio with everything else we don't need at the moment
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:32 No.18294570
    I dare say Nanoha noticed, she is disturbingly good at picking up things like that after all...
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:32 No.18294574
    Not much. Hina showed up and is now part of the harem (I think), she made us break down on Keima and decide to get therapy from Adult Shinji Ikari, and we got a bunch of stuff for the girls for White Day.
    Also, Suiseiseki and Suoseiseki have shown up and are looking for mediums. Consensus seems to be on Desu going to Hina but Boku is undecided.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)00:33 No.18294581
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    There you were, sitting on the grass with Sakura in your lap and Lucchinni hanging off your back.
    The other girls return to sitting to the blanket to continue eating.
    Nanoha's Device, now in a small sphere form, flies around you, obviously taking pictures.

    You stand up with the two cubs still clinging on to you, and make your way back to the picnic.

    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:33 No.18294583
    so unflappable others must flap in order balance the universe
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:33 No.18294585
    No, she's about one day away from being in the harem.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:34 No.18294601
    >dat ass
    >dat Yoshika plush
    I want both.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:34 No.18294604
    Drink tea, feed Sakura and Lucchini since they don't seem like they'd be capable of it themselves at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:34 No.18294606
    Sip tea as if nothing at all were unusual. Reflect briefly on the long-term impact your existence will likely have on these developing girls and how they view relationships in the future.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)00:34 No.18294607
    Entirely as >>18294583 suggests.

    We have some tea.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:34 No.18294609
    See if we have some honey cakes or something to distract the cubs with.

    Ask Nanoha if she enjoyed the show
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:35 No.18294614
    Sip tea, shoot Nanoha a pointed look and just shake our head in disapproval. Feed the two girls hanging off of us.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:36 No.18294617
    We sip milk tea as the unflappable butler of the German tradition we are.
    Occasionally pass the cubs some strawberries to eat, wipe their mouths with a napkin, and make light conversation with the non-BEARed girls.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)00:37 No.18294624

    Plot our revenge silently.

    Keep all outward appearances pleasant, and reveal NOTHING of the super-villain born in our heart of hearts.

    Or just wait for White day, keep smiling and being nice, and let them feel like total assholes for this when we rock their fucking worlds with our great gifts and profound insights.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:37 No.18294628
    This. Nanoha missed out on being hand-fed by us by not helping. I hope it was worth it.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:37 No.18294630
    I dare say they will think they had the best big brother figure ever, who generally spoiled them and looked out for them where necessary.

    We totally need to do some chocolate pancakes for Luchinni for white day now
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:37 No.18294634
    Do we have our Aviators of NGAF cause if so we should put those on and continue entertaining the girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:38 No.18294641
    Yes, but that means they'll measure any future men against us, since we're serving in a paternal/fraternal role. Their awesome, protective, caring, sweet, generous big bro who was LITERALLY COVERED IN WOMEN. What man will ever suffice?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:39 No.18294646
    In our folio I dare say.

    Surprised Erica hasn't found them yet really but I suppose that she looks for sweet instead of random junk in our bag
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)00:39 No.18294647
    That's not our problem. Though it is a bit sad.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:40 No.18294650
    What worries me is what she's going to do with that information. Pretty much anything but sitting on it is going to cause some kind of problem for us.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:40 No.18294651
    Quite frankly, if they CAN'T measure up to us, I don't want them dating our little-sister-surrogates.
    I see no problem with setting the bar high.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:40 No.18294654
    None, which is how we want it.
    We shall mark the dimensions with our swag and awesome
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)00:40 No.18294658
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    You sit down beside Nanoha and pour yourself some tea, acting as if you didnt have 2 girls weighing you down.

    "Sooo? Enjoy the show?" you ask Nanoha.
    "It was really funny. I didn't know your ear was ticklish." she says wit ha laugh as she pats Sakura's head.
    "Don't let Erica know." you tell her from behind your cup.
    You look around you and find the tin of gummyBEARS on the blanket, finding it half empty.
    "Max, really shouldn't just be handing these out." you say.
    "But they're fun!" Nanoha tells you in protest.
    "Only if little girls ate them... Can you Imagine Mike eating these?"
    "That would be scary..." she agrees.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:41 No.18294669
    They'll either try to join when they're old enough, or be going after our sons when THEY'RE old enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:41 No.18294672
    "Not to mention the other night, when Erica got into them."
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:42 No.18294676
    We need to figure out way to command the cubs to attack Mike.

    Would loveto see that
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:42 No.18294677
    >going after our sons
    Oh god. They'll pounce on our sons as cougars right when our sons hit the age we were when they met us. I hope they try to transition into the harem instead, honestly.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)00:42 No.18294678

    We should probably point out hat the first time we had one, we punched a tree in half.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:43 No.18294682
    "I will ask Max to be a little more careful with handing out Bear Leaf candies. At the very least, letting people know about their effects.
    "It was NOT a pretty sight what happened after Erica found a few that I had been keeping for study."
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:43 No.18294684
    This is a good thing. It makes it less likely that Mike well ever have to actually hide bodies for us.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:44 No.18294694
    Well Luchinni is meant to be 13 isn't she? So another two years and she would be right age.

    Sakura is like 9 so she has about 6-7 years before she is old enough
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:44 No.18294698
    "Fun, but messy."
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:45 No.18294703
    Unless Luchinni tries to get into the Young Harem program with Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:45 No.18294707
    That too
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)00:46 No.18294717

    "Hey Mike, I need your help."
    "Proper body disposal?"
    "Yes actually."
    "...wait, what?"
    "Somebody didn't appreciate the fact that Sakura meant 'no' last night."
    "So you killed him?"
    "Not yet."
    "Good, because I want in on this."
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:46 No.18294720
    But we're in agreement that Sakura is too young, right? Double digits bare minimum, ideally teens before we even let them into the Young Harem program?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:47 No.18294726
    I would say 12 and very mature, because thats what Nanoha was.

    Sakura or Luchinni I would say not until they are 15
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)00:47 No.18294729
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    "I really should talk to Max about giving these out. He should tell people what they did at the very least." you tell her "I hope you don't mind if I hang onto these for you."
    "Sure. I don't want Erica finding them."
    "She already did mine..."
    "What happened?" she asks you.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:48 No.18294732
    I wholeheartedly agree to that.
    As for Sakura herself, I'd prefer to keep her as a little sister.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:48 No.18294735
    You remember high school, right? How young was too young for you when you were 16?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:49 No.18294743
    We woke up to a destroyed room.
    Salmon, honeyed apples and berries spread everywhere.

    That was partly why we redecorated
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)00:49 No.18294744

    I think teens for the 'trial membership' Nanoha's doing would be fair. We don't sample the goods unless they're either of age or within a year or so of ours, whichever comes first.

    On that note, I don't think that disclaimer has ever been added before. Fucking Time Travel.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:49 No.18294746
    "My room looked like a typhoon had gone through it, there was honey and smoked salmon everywhere, and all of the honeyed apples I had been saving were gone."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)00:49 No.18294747
    anyone still in primary
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:49 No.18294757
    "I honestly don't remember. Ursula and I also ate one for self defense and we all awoke with the room in utter disarray."
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:50 No.18294759
    divide by 2 add 7.
    It's a good rule to stand by
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:50 No.18294760
    Well 15-16 is ok to sample the goods but only if they want to.

    We are a proper classy gentleman and we let the ladies lead on that subject
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:50 No.18294763
    I don't remember much of it but I woke up with a fresh salmon, caked in honey, my room was trashed to an absurd degree and me and the twins were nursing vicious headaches.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)00:53 No.18294789
    Sound reasonable.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)00:53 No.18294793

    "I have no idea. But the room was a completely wrecked afterwards."

    Am I the only one who gets nervous when he posts a pic like that?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)00:54 No.18294799
    Nope. We play this cool or, well.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)00:54 No.18294807
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    "We woke up to a destroyed room. It was like Godzilla, a drunk rugby team and a typhoon had a party in it." you tell her..
    "Salmon, honeyed apples and berries spread everywhere. One of my bikes stuck in the ceiling. That was partly why we redecorated."
    "Oh. Well, you really should keep those away from her then." She says with a cute smile.

    You continue talking to the girls as you eat.
    Occasionally stopping to feed Sakura and Lucchinni some strawberries.
    "Do I also have to become a bear to have you do that for me?" Nanoha asks.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:54 No.18294808
    Would it really be any less scary if it said FRIENDSHIP?
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)00:55 No.18294810

    Didn't mean to imply otherwise. Just saying there should be a 'too young to fuck' line, just in case we get someone else like Nanoha trying to ride the Swagtanic.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:55 No.18294817
    No, but if you end up as cute as these two do it might help
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:56 No.18294822
    "Well, if you saved me from them before, maybe they wouldn't be all over me right now."

    Tease the shit out of her.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:56 No.18294827
    "Of course not. You just need to brave these little cubs to come to my side."
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)00:57 No.18294830

    "All you have to do is ask. And promise not to eat any of those gummies."

    "No seriously, the thought of someone as powerful as you eating one of these and flipping out is terrifying."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)00:57 No.18294833
    With Nanoha? Not in the slightest.

    Think briefly, "Well, if you really want to, I suppose, but nah, c'mere."

    What's Madoka make of all this, any way?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:57 No.18294834
    "No, just help me when I'm being molested. Since you didn't, not today."
    She'll pout, but we'll just do it on her birthday or white day anyways.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:57 No.18294840
    Of course you don't, open your mouth and say "aaah". I also want you to avoid these things, you are a danger to large cityscapes, I'm terrified of what bear Nanoha would do.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:58 No.18294845
    It seems people don't use powers in bear mode though.

    Cause Sakura is powerful enough to flatten a building and Luchinni could suplex a tank
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)00:59 No.18294853
    Bears don't shoot beams, so we're safe there. I'd worry about unarmed fighters with them though.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:00 No.18294860
    Right. Someone like Amazoness or Gai would be a nightmare to have to handle.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:00 No.18294861
    Tell her to open her mouth and say Aaah

    Throw a gummy BEAR in there
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:01 No.18294874
    Ok now that you mentioned Kamen BEAR I want to see it
    Amazoness would largely be the same just roars instead of broken translator English
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:01 No.18294875
    We've had enough bears for one day, I couldn't bear another incident, it'd be just plain grizzly.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:02 No.18294885
    > just plain grizzly
    That pun was unbearable.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:02 No.18294887
    Ok I can bear to wait until another time.

    We should do it when Sakura is around though because she would probably like to see the effect
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)01:05 No.18294903

    Am I the only one who sees Gai becoming sort of Zen about the whole experience?

    Just sort of sitting there and looking around, and you can only tell he's tripping balls because he's growling instead of going 'hmmm'.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:05 No.18294911
    > Gai becoming sort of Zen
    Yes, I can see that. Finding the tallest rock and then just sitting there.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:06 No.18294921
    Of course he would be. Right up until something red showed up.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)01:07 No.18294931
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    "Well, if you saved me from them before, maybe they wouldn't be all over me right now." you say with a chuckle.
    She pouts.
    "I was just kidding." you say as you dip a strawberry in cream and feed it to her.

    The picnic went extremely well with everyone, even if two of the guests thinking they were cubs, enjoying themselves.

    You hear people walking around the gym.
    "Where could she have gone?" someone says.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:09 No.18294942

    This is going to be the other witches, isn't it.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:09 No.18294944
    Do we recognize the voice? If not, let the keep coming.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:09 No.18294948
    This will be Trude, MEEYAFOOJEE or Perrinne.
    Trude because it is her job to keep an eye on her MEEYAFOOJEE because she is her friend and Perrinne because she was ordered to
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)01:09 No.18294952

    >Someone's coming.

    Should we try to hide the fact that people are apparently hooking up kids with hallucinogens?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:09 No.18294953
    Either instructors looking for Yuki, or it's the Witches looking for Lucchinni.
    Probably Trude or Mio.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)01:11 No.18294972

    >Looking for Yuki

    Oh Shit.

    That's not something I even considered.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:11 No.18294974
    Nah Max did that.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:12 No.18294985
    Except Yuki should still be with the director doing their little data dump / debug thing
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)01:13 No.18294993
    Or back in the library
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)01:14 No.18295008
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    You look to see Trude walk around the corner followed by Keima in his female form.
    No wait. It wasn't Keima. It's Perrinne.
    "There you are Luchinni!" Trude says as she picks up her pace and heads towards your group.
    "We still have to complete your transfer forms!"

    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:14 No.18295016
    Except she may be looking around since we got a 100 on the "convince her to come check the world outside the library" roll
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:15 No.18295020
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:15 No.18295023
    "She's a bit out of it at the moment. She and Sakura got into some of my alchemical supplies. I'm keeping them safe and calm here until they settle out of it."
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)01:15 No.18295024

    You know, it was mentioned that the other Yuki was sort of a temporary thing.

    How badly do you think Hayate's going to freak out if the Director just decided to off her and absorb her memories, since that's apparently happened before.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:16 No.18295027
    "Zucchini is unfortunately not in any condition to be doing anything that requires sentience, for the moment."
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:17 No.18295038
    Hi Trude. Luchinni stumbled into us having a picnic and then ate some candies given out by one of the instructors so long story short she thinks she is a bear right now.

    The only reason she is sitting here quietly is she thinks I am also a bear
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:17 No.18295040
    Yeah, and the books she was reading didnt help.
    Little Prince was about a boy that knew he had to 'die'
    Pinocchio was about someone wanting to become real.

    She may not know she's a construct, but something inside her does.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)01:17 No.18295044
    let's say "majaikal candy an instructor was giving out" rather than "my alchemical supplies"
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:17 No.18295045
    Trude, Perrine lovely to see you again. I'm sorry to say that Luchinni is a tad indisposed, she and Sakura had a bit too much fun and neither will be any use for a while. Would you care for some tea and strawberries while we wait for them to come to?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:17 No.18295047
    "Ms. Barkhorn, I would not recommend approaching Lucchinni right now. She is currently under the effects of a hallucinogenic effect, and believes she is a bear."

    We should at least giver her fair warning.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)01:18 No.18295049

    Make popcorn, enjoy the show.

    Explain what happened after the initial confusing exchange. "Max thought it would be funny to hand out these gummies without explaining what they are. She's stuck like this until it wears off, I'm just trying to contain the situation."
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:18 No.18295051
    They mentioned she kept her around instead of just absorbing her.

    And in the side story bit she decided to observe the anomaly
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:18 No.18295053
    But the blurb about the Director said something about "observation" I think she's gonna let Yuki off for now.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:19 No.18295060
    I find that extremely sad. We must save her.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)01:20 No.18295069

    I know it might go somewhere else this time, but it seems to have happened before.

    Just sort of a thought.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:21 No.18295075
    Not JUST because you want another set of twins, right?
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)01:22 No.18295086

    There's also the fact that we're apparently the first ones to treat her like people.

    Everyone else just sort of held her at arms length.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:22 No.18295093
    Of course not. She's a sweet girl, and one we could consider a friend at this point.
    We don't let our friends just get disappeared like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:22 No.18295095
    The director's not into us, that fork is. If she's assimilated, the director will have those feelings again. In her case, it's either/or, not both.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)01:23 No.18295102

    On this particular topic, I think it's fair to say we're in solid 'white knight' territory.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:23 No.18295103
    "She's a bear right now."

    and then feed her strawberry in front of everyone
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:23 No.18295106
    She can absorb the feelings and memories without absorbing her so we can have both
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:24 No.18295109
    Well trainees would respect/fear her since they thought she was the Director.
    And the few staff watching over her, might jsut treat her at facevalue as a construct.
    I think Mike and the Library staff are the ones taht warm up to her.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:24 No.18295113
    Most people don't have a chance to. She turns into a quivering wreck or runs like hell if you even try to say hello.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:27 No.18295136
    Seems to get along with Mike ok though.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)01:28 No.18295145
    Not necessarily, we did come on a bit strong. She got on with Jakob and Ted okay when they first encountered her. Okay, they're basically talking animals, but still.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:29 No.18295152
    That's because she knows he's staff, and has either
    1) Interacted with him in previous "incarnations", or
    2) Been programmed to be courteous to the various trainer, handlers, and other staff.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:29 No.18295153
    The Director probably introduced them. Otherwise, I'd say a gorilla would probably make Yuki freak out. Gorillas aren't small and cute like bunnies.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:29 No.18295156
    Maybe she's okay with talking animals in general?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)01:30 No.18295163
    I had that thought just after I hit submit.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)01:32 No.18295174
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    You hand Lucchinni another strawberry that she happily accepts.
    "Ms. Barkhorn, I would not recommend approaching Lucchinni right now." you tell Trude, "She is currently under the effects of a hallucinogenic effect, and believes she is a bear."
    "No, I'm not." Lucchinni says from behind you.
    "Then why are you hanging off my back?" you ask her.
    "Because it's comfy."
    "Yeah!" Sakura says from your lap.

    "You. Come with me." Trude says as she pulls Lucchinni off you, Perrine just watches a few meters away.
    "I don't wanna!" The little Italian objects.
    "Finish that paperwork, or I'm sending you back home in a crate of nails." Trude tells her as she drags her off.
    Perrine lingers a while longer looking at your direction and hurriedly follows after them.


    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:33 No.18295184
    Smile and wave at Perrine as she leaves. In-character all we know is that she's tsundere and kissed our cheek. We don't know what future-us did to her.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:34 No.18295193
    rolled 61 = 61

    Blow a kiss at her as she leaves.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:35 No.18295198
    work on an aging potion for lucchinni. i dunno what it is but her as an adult is just... damn
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:35 No.18295202
    rolled 72 = 72

    Wave the Witches goodbye.
    "So, Sakura, another cup of tea?"

    I suppose Nanoha will now siddle up beside us so we can hand-feed her.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:35 No.18295203
    Not the best plan in front of Nanoha

    Sounds like a good plan
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:36 No.18295206
    It's Italian. Dark-skinned Italian women are fucking smoking, same as Latinas and Brazilians.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:36 No.18295211
    Strike up a conversation with Madoka. I don't believe we know much about her at present.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:36 No.18295213
    Continue to feed Sakura and Nanoha. Thank the heavens that Bear Leaves had a minimum of damage aside from Nanoha knowing to go for the ears. Smile and wave happily to Perrine. Given that we're at a picnic outside play a happy song on our violin, we've got to stay sharp and we've got a willing audience.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:37 No.18295220
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:37 No.18295221
    Italians man
    Dem italians

    There was the melmo candies that Nanoha took though

    Ask Sakura if she feels any side effects from the bears and how long she has actually been back to normal
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:37 No.18295224
    its majaik all on its own
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)01:37 No.18295225

    How long have we been doing this picnic thing?

    If it outlasted a bear cycle, we might be an hour or two in.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:39 No.18295239
    Yeah we should get to know her more, she is one of our girlfriends friends and has seemed nice so far
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:40 No.18295254
    It could be the massive amount of sugar and the younger girls processed it faster.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)01:41 No.18295258
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    You give Perrine a smile and a wave as she hurries to catch up with Trude waiting for her.
    Trude looks back at her and you, and then sends you a mental message.
    'We will have to talk later, there is much to discuss.'
    'Of course, anytime.' You answer her.
    The three witches disappear from sight.

    The picnic went on a bit more after that, with the girls enjoying the company and conversation, and Vita steadily shoveling food.
    Before long, the sun begins to set and they excuse themselves.
    "Bye Hayate." Sakura says with a wave as she runs off dragging Madoka.
    "Thanks for the grub." Vita says.
    "We're off to do some more training." Nanoha tells you.
    "Don't blow up something important, okay." you tell her with a laugh.
    "O-of course not!" she says, before she and Vita also walk away.

    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:41 No.18295259
    Thirding. We know that Sakura and Nanoha came from worlds similar to ours. Let's get to know Madoka a bit better.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:42 No.18295270
    Stretch. We've been in the same position with a girl on our back for a while now.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:43 No.18295275
    Oh, right, we have that date with Erica tonight.
    Any ideas on where to take her?

    Kraus sounds like he's still at it with the Rozen sisters, so I don't think we can depend on backup from him.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:43 No.18295277
    Locate Erica. Hopefully, Trude has too much other shit to do to be needing her right now. We have a date to go on.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:43 No.18295280
    See what the twins are up to?
    Go tell Keima we had the most adorable yet weirdest fucking encounter ever
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:44 No.18295286
    Copypasta To do list (with completed items removed):

    See Ryuu about making new potions, including BEARMODE potion, from scratch and mention we think it is time we tried fiddling around with that, also mention we might have another good alchemy student for him
    Continue to pursue Yuki, library rendezvous
    Work with Hina on her fear of heights, maybe get her some accessories to aid in combat(air hike/slow fall)
    Consider an appropriate milf to add to the bureau/harem(?)
    Hang out with Max(?)
    We only have about 4 days to get our things ready for white day so we'd better get onto it next thread.
    Consider birthday present for Nanoha, possibly paintball gun+Molotov rounds
    we still need to get our hands on a Grand Piano for classy entertaining.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:45 No.18295290
    Ask Kraus if he is available. If so, time to put on the Ritz for our date this evening.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:45 No.18295291
    Don't forget the date with Erica. That's tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:45 No.18295295
    Duly noted.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)01:46 No.18295302

    We could take her to Luna.

    You know the restaurant we've been battered away from by trolls we've been wanting to do.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:46 No.18295309
    I think we should consider substituting an upright piano, as it would work better with the floor plan of our pad. And the sound is still ok.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:46 No.18295310
    Yeah, I rather like that idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:47 No.18295315
    Seen Yuki, we are going to show her around later.

    Got the accessories for Hina

    Got our white day supplies just need to make things ( chocolate pancakes for Luchinni? Cat shaped? )
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:47 No.18295316
    Oh, not a bad idea! We will need reservations. Probably should mentalate Kraus about setting that up.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:48 No.18295319
    Hmm...do we want to go to Luna with Erica, or with Ursula tomorrow night?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:48 No.18295320
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    Gentlemen, this will be worth the wait.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:49 No.18295331
    We've got a date for Erica this evening so that's a priority, we should probably retrieve Kraus first thing and take her to Luna afterwards. If it's like 6 or so and we want to take her out to a late 7:30 - 8 dinner I suggest learning some more potion making from Ryu.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:49 No.18295332
    Yeah but a grand piano has much more class to it.

    We are expanding the room as well
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)01:49 No.18295336

    We could also consider a electronic key-board, if space and portability are an issue.

    We can always get fancy later.

    Plus, with a keyboard we can play ALL THE HITS OF THE 80'S
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:49 No.18295339
    Hnnng. We will fucking wreck her someday. She even already knows our weak spot. Our balls will be empty for weeks.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:49 No.18295340
    Definitely. I don't think it'd be a problem if we picked up Nanoha's locket on the way.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:49 No.18295345
    I threw up a little in my mouth.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:50 No.18295349
    A fine jest.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:50 No.18295352
    Truncated those things on my list, as we've yet to actually do parts of them.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:51 No.18295355
    got anymore?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)01:51 No.18295356
    The problem with that is that ladies can't really drape themselves on an electronic key-board. Not and have it still be useable.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)01:51 No.18295357
    Alright, I think we should give Nanoha some chocolates or something for White Day, and save the locket for her Birthday.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:51 No.18295361
    Lets take her somewhere fun.
    She'd go apenuts
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:51 No.18295363
    I think that Luna would be nice for Ursula, Erica might like it as well but I think somewhere Irish for her, they share a love of potatoes after all
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:52 No.18295366
    Hell no. She'll be shipped off to field training before then. We need to give her the locket on White Day so that she has it when she's away from us to remember that we love her.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:52 No.18295367
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:52 No.18295368
    Let us get a keytar with a gun in it.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)01:52 No.18295370

    Fair point.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:52 No.18295374

    This is a good point.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:52 No.18295377
    Agreed, the locket is birthday material and would stick out a bit compared to the rest of our white day gifts
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:53 No.18295380
    He only suggested it as a temporary solution anyways. It'll do for a short time.

    Her birthday is the next day after white day, you know.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)01:53 No.18295381

    Her birthday is like the day after White day, according to past threads.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:53 No.18295382
    Because she is leaving. The idea is we need to give it to her before she starts field training.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:54 No.18295387
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:54 No.18295392
    Guys. GUYS.
    Just a thought.
    Erica's dress will be a frilly white and gold one.
    If she finds the ring while she's wearing that. We might be fucked
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:54 No.18295395
    She isn't necessarily leaving for a long time yet. We still have to make that decision.

    And her birthday is literally the day after white day
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:55 No.18295404
    That's meta-knowledge.
    I don't know why LG allowed this in the first place.

    Hayate doesn't know that she will be gone for subjective 4 years.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:55 No.18295405
    She won't
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:56 No.18295409
    Fair enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:56 No.18295411
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    I'm more of a Minnafag, but adult Zucchini is really something else.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:56 No.18295417
    He knows she will be leaving for field training. Even WE don't know exactly how long.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:57 No.18295419
    Nah. She's reasonable enough to handle our explanation, although she might troll us about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:57 No.18295421
    The 4 years thing is metaknowlege, but Hayate thinks that she's going to be gone for a few weeks at least for field training. The point remains that she'll be gone for a while. Hayate fucking knows that. He just doesn't realize how long it will be on her end.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:57 No.18295423
    He did because of the massive repeated shitstorms over Nanoha being our girlfriend
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:58 No.18295431
    It doesn't even have to be 4 years
    Fucks sake LG himself said it is determined by us therefore it can be a few weeks to 4 years can we stop acting like this is set in stone already?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:59 No.18295435
    >That's meta-knowledge.
    No it's not. Mike said in the very beginning the length of training periods for Basic, Advanced, and Field Training. We know that Nanoha is already well into the Advanced Class, so we know IC that she'll be going into Field Training much earlier than us, and we won't see her too much when that happens since she's not part of our team.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:59 No.18295439
    Exactly. All we know is that it will be more than a few days, and Hayate will, as a result, want to send a memento with her.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)01:59 No.18295440
    But they CAN still drape themselves over us.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:00 No.18295445

    Erica Date (Today)
    Camping trip (Sunday)
    Therapy session (Monday)
    Ursula Date (Monday)
    White Day (Wednesday)
    Nanoha B-day (Thursday)
    See Ryuu about making new potions, including BEARMODE potion, from scratch and mention we think it is time we tried fiddling around with that, also mention we might have another good alchemy student for him
    Continue to pursue Yuki
    Pursue Zucchini (?)
    Pursue Perrine (?)
    Work with Hina on her fear of heights
    Figure out a way to get the watch fully repaired
    Consider an appropriate milf to add to the bureau/harem(?)
    Hang out with Max(?)
    Prepare for White Day
    Consider birthday present for Nanoha, possibly paintball gun+Molotov rounds
    we still need to get our hands on a Grand Piano for classy entertaining.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:00 No.18295450
    Camping trip is next weekend.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:00 No.18295451
    I think we should drop it altogether. The original point is moot because she's not going anywhere in the 1 day delay we're considering for giving her the locket.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:00 No.18295452
    The camping trip is NEXT Sunday, same with the therapy session. Today is Sunday.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)02:01 No.18295456
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    You pack up and get ready for your date.
    Jakob, now in his smaller form finds you, and he and Ted walk along as you head out into the quad.

    You reach out to Erica,
    'So. Ready to head out?' you ask her.
    'Wait, I'll be ready in a few minutes. I'll meet you by the gates.'

    **GIVE ME A ROLL**

    It wasnt an assured situation.
    Im still checking off the long term nanoha route.
    What happens later as with all the girls will depend on your interaction with them
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:01 No.18295459
    My mistake.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:02 No.18295463
    Therapy was rescheduled already. I think it's Friday or Saturday now.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)02:02 No.18295467
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:02 No.18295468
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:02 No.18295469
    We need to see the doctor about getting the watch fixed since we know where and when to go just we can't get there yet.

    Zuchinni is going to be like Sakura until she is at least a bit older, she will probably be good friends with her though

    We DO need to hang out with max and get some harem tips though
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:02 No.18295470
    rolled 3 = 3

    Wait, is this about if she's already wearing the dress Sakura picked for her?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:02 No.18295471
    rolled 2 = 2

    Rolling for what she's wearing?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:03 No.18295474
    rolled 2 = 2

    Uh oh.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)02:03 No.18295480
    rolled 1 = 1

    "night of the day after the camping trip" meaning monday night.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:04 No.18295487
    Hey you two, we're living just to find emotion, hiding somewhere in the night. We've got our back against the record machine, can't you see what I mean? Just don't leave your suitcase of memories, because here's just another ordinary day. We'll be gone in a day or two, but for now we're just livin' on a prayer that we'll be together forever and never to part.

    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:04 No.18295493
    Seeing the Doctor is pretty much out of the question right now considering that he's not here.
    The only intelligent course of action is to ask Mike to give us a heads-up when the Doctor is back.
    His sign said 2 years, which could our 2 years or his 2 years which might be our 2 days or 4 years.

    Constantly going down to Medical to see if he's back yet is just a waste of time and means getting into range of Frank every time.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:05 No.18295495
    Have you ever heard it on a REAL piano though? Twenty times better, I assure you.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:05 No.18295497
    I think Journey is one of the shittiest, most over-rated bands I've ever heard.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)02:09 No.18295526
    >Since going to Ryuu was mentioned, I'm going to go ahead and repost this from the 'waiting for quest' thread.

    We should ask Ryuu about the sex-change potion.

    Not as a 'hey, I wanna play with that'.

    Think about it for a second: All the potions we've got so far are pretty simple: magic lube, rebounder, cure light wounds, liquid boom.

    He made a potion that changes somebody to the opposite gender, and knowing even a little bit about human biology should throw up like a million flags about how complex a change like that is.

    And he made it so that it would later CHANGE THEM BACK. At a pre-determined time, and an expiration date.

    We should ask him about it, because yeah, whatevs, gender-swap, but the sheer amount of shit that went into making something that complex is staggering from the way we see things.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)02:10 No.18295539

    Also, that sort of step by step 'you're amazing' might get him to show us his secrets.

    Maybe not, and we won't be angling for it, but maybe.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:11 No.18295543
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)02:12 No.18295551
    Yes, but the point is we don't say it like that, damnit.
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)02:12 No.18295557

    Well, duh, shenanigans.

    But at the same time there's like a hundred valid questions we could put into that.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)02:12 No.18295559
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    You arrive at the gates to find Erica wearing a gorgeous black dress.
    "you look amazing." you tell her.
    "T-thanks." she says with a blush. "Ursula picked this out for me."

    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:13 No.18295563
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:13 No.18295566
    Okay, if she's dressed like that? Luna. And can we bring the dapper down to a slightly more casual dapper? Lose the jacket, but keep the waistcoat or something?
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)02:14 No.18295567

    Take her to Luna, on our Bike.

    I know people said casual, but if she's dressed all fancy-like we're taking of the kid gloves.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:14 No.18295569
    This yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:14 No.18295570
    Offer her our arm, and walk towards town.

    Shit, we should have gotten reservations this morning, now we're going to have to scramble for a place we can get into and that will do Erica's dress justice.

    Mentillate to Kraus, ask him if he's done.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:14 No.18295572
    Romance the shit out of her.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)02:15 No.18295575
    "Well, she has excellent taste."
    >> Cabin Boy 03/12/12(Mon)02:15 No.18295579

    Sudden horrible thought: We're probably going to crush all good-will from this date with our 'death by frills' plan.

    Should we consider reigning it in just a little bit?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:16 No.18295584
    Romance her, stare deeply into her eyes, kiss her full on and tell her she's beyond beautiful. Dapper up, offer her our arm and take her to town.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:16 No.18295585

    Just remember: all the times she forced us to crossdress.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:16 No.18295587
    Maybe just make it a one day thing and pick a nicer, understated dress or suit for the other two
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:17 No.18295590
    Nope, she likes dressing us up in embarrassing clothing she can take it in return.

    Plus we'll take her on more dates like this one.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:18 No.18295594
    This is more the apology before we do the Very Mean Thing, instead of doing it after.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:18 No.18295602
    Let's see what Sakura picked out first, and we can tone it down as necessary.
    It's still gotta conform to Mike's modified dress code, after all.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)02:18 No.18295603
    Not in the slightest. The frills are VENGEANCE. For something. Maybe the "everyone actually knows you're a dude" prank when we went to the SWQ dimension
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:19 No.18295607
    I guess a baby grand

    Is all we need.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)02:19 No.18295611
    Mike said it had to match the uniform colors, and Sakura's doing that.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:21 No.18295617
    Worse problem:
    If we start the bet tomorrow (Monday), she'll still be wearing it for the White Day party (Wednesday).
    I think we should go
    Monday: Death by Frills
    Tuesday: Death by Frills
    Wednesday: Suit to nearly out dapper Hayate
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:22 No.18295626
    Sounds good to me
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)02:22 No.18295630
    I like this.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:23 No.18295636
    Love it.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:23 No.18295643
    Sounds acceptable.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:24 No.18295647
    Alternate idea: I don't recall the 3 days needing to be consecutive. We can let her have white day off, then drop the 3rd day on her whenever we want.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:25 No.18295655
    Okay, guys, tomorrow, let's not half-ass preparations again, and make sure to get a restaurant and reservation lined up for Ursula's date by noon, rather than 5 minutes before meeting her at the gates.

    As it is, we need Kraus to call ahead at Luna for us, and make a reservation.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)02:26 No.18295668
    That... is an excellent point.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:29 No.18295685
    If she asks why we chose 'death by frills' her, tell her it's payback for embarrassing us.

    If she wants to know for what..."My dear, do you really think me petty enough to itemize wrong-doings? No, keeping score is for people who might lose the game."
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:29 No.18295691
    Also, I can only hope that Hayate has already asked the Devices for the birthdays of the girls, so that he knows he needs to get a birthday party for Nanoha ready.
    I mean, do we even have a theme picked out? Who's going to attend?
    If she has plans, or if we should set up a surprise party?

    For a Butler, we've been very lax in our preparations, depending on Kraus and Jakob to pick up the slack for us.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:29 No.18295692

    Seconding this.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)02:30 No.18295698
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    "And it fits you so well."
    You offer her your arm and the two of you head out to town.
    On the way there, you can see her fiddling with the dress, as if uncomfortable in it.
    "You okay?" you ask
    "I'm just not too used being so dressed up."
    you top walking and look her in the eyes.
    "Don't worry. You look incredibly beautiful"
    And you kiss her.
    This takes her embarrassment away, and she smiles that beautiful carefree smile.
    "Of course I'm incredible. I always am."
    You continue walking until you arrive in town

    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:30 No.18295701
    To Luna!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:31 No.18295705

    Lie, blackmail, bribe, and murder if must be.

    Get us into Luna.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:31 No.18295709
    Internally, damage control mode.
    Because, fuck, we need to call ahead to Luna about reservations for two in about 5 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:32 No.18295715
    To Luna, if we don't have a reservation we can always find a way, call them up and check, worst happens we time stop, fiddle with the books and make it work, or we make a note to our future self to make sure this works.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)02:33 No.18295723
    Also inquire re: birthday, if we don't already know. Contact Nanoha to find out her's, as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:34 No.18295725
    I like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:34 No.18295729

    >time travel

    We need to start keeping a book of 'shit to remember to do in the past, some-time in the future.'

    We also need it labeled as such, if only to utterly confuse the shit out of anybody trying to snoop.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)02:37 No.18295740
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    'Kraus' you call out to your partner 'Can you get us into LUNA?'
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)02:38 No.18295750
    March 3?, 20XX BST: Kiss Erica by the castle (Perrine???)

    March 4, 20XX BST: Make reservation for 2 for the 10th @ Luna

    I can't particularly think of anything else, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:38 No.18295751
    'No, I think I'll be okay once we can get in.'

    Shit, what about dress code? Erica should be fine, but are we in our butler uniform or school uniform?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:39 No.18295761
    I don't think I'll need you for this. I can't think of why I'd need to fight in a restaurant.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)02:40 No.18295762
    march 3 is also Hina's birthday. But you've not met each other by then
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)02:40 No.18295765
    You are in your school uniform
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)02:41 No.18295767
    "Well, if you aren't otherwise busy, but I think we should be okay."
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:41 No.18295770

    "Should be fine once I'm in."


    >Dress Code

    Fuck me, didn't even think about that.

    We should be in our uniform for school, and I'd say it looks enough like a fancy suit to let it slide.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:42 No.18295778
    Have J bring Kraus's ass over then. We need appropriate attire.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:42 No.18295782
    This could be a problem.

    Have Kraus check the dress code, see if he can remotely change our uniform into a nice suit.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:42 No.18295783
    Ok, I'm changing my answer from don't need you to I don't need you for your abilities but I don't have a proper suit. We need appropriate attire for this restaurant.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:43 No.18295793
    Yeah we need a suit about ten minutes ago
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)02:43 No.18295794
    I was mainly just taking a guess at the date for that last night we were in the SWQ dimension.

    However, we'll have to plan a belated birthday, once we know we missed it. She's a nice girl, after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:43 No.18295802
    Same here.
    Guy from >>18295751
    If we're only in our school uniform, we need something that's appropriate to what Erica is wearing.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)02:44 No.18295805
    J and Ted are with you.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:45 No.18295815
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)02:45 No.18295817
    Then why aren't we riding a dapper tyrannosaur into town?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:45 No.18295818
    Write down in notebook, leave clean, properly dressed suit at location X at time Y.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:46 No.18295830

    Could we teleport to the dorm and-

    NO, WAIT.


    We don't know in character, and this would be a great time to find out.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:46 No.18295831
    That can work.
    >in b4 we end up in a fancier dress than Erica
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:47 No.18295837

    And we've been pushing for a chance to ask that question for a while now.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)02:47 No.18295839
    We try to specify we need a suit, for the restaurant?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:47 No.18295841
    Interdimensional Fashions?
    Okay, yeah, that might work.
    We're already on the way to town, and we needed a set of nice dress clothes that are permanent anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:48 No.18295848

    As funny as time travel and last minute shopping sound, this is probably our best bet.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:49 No.18295862
    Just got back, we can let her off the bet for white day but each day of the bet must be in death by frills.
    This is our one and only chance to do something like this and we are not going to squander it.

    And given how she is dressed, we must get into Luna, get Kraus to majaik us into a fancy suit and do everything necessary to get the best seat in the house
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:51 No.18295872
    That still isn't the fastest way to get him to us. Remember, he has Rozen dolls for his bitches. They can mirror jump him pretty close really fast.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:52 No.18295882

    I know. But shut up, we've been looking for an excuse for human form for a while now.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:52 No.18295886
    Just go to Piccollo's.
    If we were to have Kraus come via one of the dools, we'd have a doll tagging along on our date.
    We need a permanent suit anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:55 No.18295910
    Very good point, plus everything he makes is impossibly comfortable
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:57 No.18295926
    I did like the idea of the randosel outfit as well.
    We got cute clothes but that would of been hilarious
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)02:59 No.18295940
    If you can get me in and generate me a decent suit, I am good to go.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)02:59 No.18295944
    Do you call for Kraus?
    or do you shop for clothes?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:00 No.18295947

    If we go this route, we need to be very specific on what we want.

    Very Specific. Because I'm pretty sure he'll ack like a dick-ass genie otherwise.

    "You said you wanted fancy dress cloths!"
    "I MEANT A TUX. Give me something manly."
    "Why am I in combat gear?"
    "You said manly~"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)03:00 No.18295949
    Let's shop.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:00 No.18295950
    Call Kraus
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:00 No.18295952
    Check with Kraus as to the ETA required for a suit, if it's more than 5 minutes hit up a shop and get a nice suit.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:00 No.18295953
    Kraus can handle reservations go to piccolo for a fancy suit, we need some non kraus fancy wear anyway
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:01 No.18295958

    I think shop, with Kraus as our fall-back if that doesn't work.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:01 No.18295963
    Shop real quick.
    Also it can be pre-dinner entertainment for Erica as she sees us try on different formal outfits.
    We can use the delay to make sure we get that reservation.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:02 No.18295966

    I get the feeling it will bite us in the ass. But we can always try something else if it fails.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)03:07 No.18295994
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    >Kraus fall-back

    'Nah, I'm good.' you tell him
    'Did you do that?' you ask him

    You turn to your date, "I hope you don't mind but I'm gonna need to go clothes shopping real quick. I don't want to look plain vanilla with you all gorgeous like that."
    "Okay" She tells you as She pulls you to the shops.

    You must beat a 70
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:08 No.18296003
    rolled 53 = 53

    Let's hope kraus is getting some freaky doll sex right now
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:08 No.18296005
    rolled 12 = 12

    We really will need to keep a Time Diary, now.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:09 No.18296012
    rolled 56 = 56

    Just watch, the cross dressers castle will come up instead
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:09 No.18296016
    rolled 51 = 51


    This will only end in tears.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:09 No.18296017
    rolled 74 = 74


    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:09 No.18296018
    rolled 85 = 85

    Fukken dice gooooooooooods
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:10 No.18296022
    rolled 29 = 29

    Need a good one...
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:10 No.18296023
    rolled 98 = 98


    >Beat 70

    Well, it was nice knowing you chaps.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:10 No.18296028
    rolled 80 = 80

    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:11 No.18296033

    Not only did we get it, we got it without the dick-ass option.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)03:14 No.18296045
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    You find Slanesh' Secrets, the Crossdressing Castle and BIlly's Hardware all in a row.
    There's also Pantasia and at the end of the row of shopss, INTERDIMENTIONAL FASHIONS.

    The two of you walk in.
    "What do you need?" the grumpy green creature asks.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:15 No.18296052
    After we get the nice suit Erica will probably ask for something cute or the randosel option anyway.

    You know she won't skip the opportunity
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:16 No.18296059
    "The most dapper tuxedo you can manage, my good Namekian."
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:16 No.18296061
    A nice classy suit, preferably something that is not too showy, more refined
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:17 No.18296068
    >Slanesh' Secrets, the Crossdressing Castle and BIlly's Hardware all in a row.


    We avoid the shops after this
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:18 No.18296075
    Hopefully we kept Erica's attention away from the crossdressing castle...
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:19 No.18296078
    "A nice dinner suit set, shoes included. Nothing too over the top, but a conservative cut."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)03:19 No.18296083
    "and one for the lady, too."
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:20 No.18296089
    To go, of course.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)03:21 No.18296094
    Of course.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:21 No.18296097
    No way, her sister got her dressed up for us, and she was feeling nervous about her appearance.

    Suggesting you didn't approve wholeheartedly of her outfit is a poor move.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:22 No.18296103
    I think we just want her to have a properly tailored suit for any future occasions.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:22 No.18296104
    Why not a dress?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:22 No.18296105
    Nah we get it in a box for later use.

    If Piccollo can do that of course.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:23 No.18296107
    She has dresses already.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)03:23 No.18296109
    This isn't disapproval in the slightest. This is a bit of play, and preparing for future potentianlities.

    When she asks, we just smile, and say, "I just wanted to see how stunning you'd look."
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:25 No.18296127
    I think he was going for another tux, but for her.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:26 No.18296130
    What happens to the clothes one is already wearing when one gets CLOTHES BEAMU'd?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:26 No.18296133
    Against messing with Erica's clothes for now. We can come back to play dress up with her another day.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:27 No.18296135
    Second. We'll mess around with her clothing another day.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:27 No.18296137
    We want to play dress up we do it with both the twins there
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)03:28 No.18296151
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    "A nice dinner suit set, shoes included. Nothing too over the top, but a conservative cut."
    And with that you find yourself in a well done suit in black. fine leather shoes on your feet.
    "Oh and one for the lady too." Erica raises an eyebrow at this.
    "We'll take it packed, for later."
    "Later?" she asks.
    "You'll see." you tell her.
    The green shopkeeper pulls out a box from under his counter, points at it and screams,

    You pay for your purchases and walk out of the store and make your way to LUNA
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:28 No.18296153

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)03:29 No.18296156
    That is an interesting question. At worst, they're probably teleported off as the new clothes are manifested.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:29 No.18296158
    These. Just inform her that we intend to get a proper tux for her as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:30 No.18296166
    Ok, that works. Thanks, LG!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:30 No.18296171
    Alright, well, done is done.

    Let's hope we'll be able to get a good table in the past.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:31 No.18296178
    >"We'll take it packed, for later."

    what exactly did you guys order?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)03:31 No.18296181
    he hands them to you in a bag
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:32 No.18296184
    A dapper suit identical to ours, but fit to Erica.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:32 No.18296187
    Matching suit to ours for her.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)03:32 No.18296188
    A fine suit for Erica.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:36 No.18296207

    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:37 No.18296212
    We booked a week in advance, so we should have a pretty badass table.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:37 No.18296215
    Because some people think we should have her in male clothes sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:37 No.18296216
    Because many women can look extremely fucking hot in a suit. Trust us on this.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:38 No.18296218
    She'll look good in it and it'll make the frilly dress even more unexpected.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:38 No.18296222
    Wrong question. The correct question is:

    Why not?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:39 No.18296226

    Because Erection.

    And is anybody else looking forward to Hayate getting diagnosed as a Scitzo?

    Because it would make sense both on the meta, and how we've been playing him in game.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:40 No.18296230

    It's worth buying the suit JUST to increase the impact of FRILLS FOREVER.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:41 No.18296236
    Which is why we love it. By the wy does Ursula know of the bet and what we have planned yet?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)03:42 No.18296243
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    The two of you walk up to the Maitre D’.
    "Hi, we had reservations under Ayasaki." You tell him.
    "Ah, of course Sir. Right this way." he then leads you to a table.

    You find yourselves in a comfortable booth with an incredible projection of the night sky above you.
    In it you see the moon changing phases.

    A waiter arrives to hand you the menu and waits for your orders.

    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:42 No.18296245
    She may know of the bet, but I don't think she knows what we have planned.

    Unless Sakura tries to deliver it while we're on the date.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:42 No.18296246
    >Bicker on the Nanoha issue.
    >Bicker on which powers to get.
    >Bicker on courses of action.
    >Bicker about potions.
    >Bicker about Keima.
    >Bicker about motivations.
    >Immediate consensus about putting Erica in a dapper suit.

    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:43 No.18296251
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:43 No.18296252
    Look, some things are just so good there's no way to say no to them.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:45 No.18296259

    I'm at a loss.

    For the main course I think we should do something with fish. Salmon maybe, since lobster is over-played.

    Definitely go with a red wine though.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:46 No.18296264
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:47 No.18296272
    Are we ordering for both of us, or just Hayate?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:48 No.18296274
    Nah not fish, either pork belly or chicken.

    entree can be something like bruschetta would be good

    A nice red wine goes will with pork
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)03:48 No.18296277
    >okay fish and red wine
    >And dessert? Entree?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:48 No.18296280

    ENTREE: Totally lost.
    MAIN: Salmon, light honey glaze on diced garlic potatoes.
    DESSERT: Raspberry Cheesecake. The sour off-sets the sweet quite nicely.

    Also seconding a red for the wine, not sure about details, since all I have is some light real-world knowledge, and 90% of that went out the window on the first thread.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)03:48 No.18296282
    Then suggest something better, asshole. I know I cannot into fine dining, so I'm not suggesting anything.

    Both, probably. Probably anything with potatoes will make Erica happy.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:49 No.18296285
    Coq au Vin for the entree,Pasta alla Carbonara for the main course and Creme brulee for desert. Paired with full bodied red.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:49 No.18296288
    Sounds tasty.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)03:50 No.18296293
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)03:50 No.18296294
    These are words, that sound difficult. Let's do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:50 No.18296296

    Red wine goes better than white with most kinds of salmon actually.

    Especially since most upper-class side dishes for salmon don't work as well with a white.

    But if you have a better suggestion....
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:52 No.18296303
    Braised halibut
    charred leeks, parsley, chicharrónes, smoked chicken jus

    Basil tortellini
    caramelized veal sweetbreads, prosciutto emulsion
    Castelvetrano olives

    Valrhona Chocolate
    Dulce de Leche, Caramelized Banana, Vanilla Custard
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:53 No.18296313
    We should get something that has a potato side, then.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:53 No.18296316
    1986 Sauternes, Château Raymond-Lafon ~ Bordeaux, France
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:54 No.18296321

    >Those words

    I never understood the 'foreign guys' thing most chicks have, but I would do dirty things to you for that list, read in a smokey Italian accent.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:55 No.18296328

    Seconding this.

    Although he probably isn't refreshing.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:55 No.18296331
    Potato Gnocchi.

    Beats plain old kartoffelsalat any day.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:56 No.18296333
    Seconded. Erica would love us for it
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:58 No.18296343

    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:59 No.18296346
    I would suggest a valpolicella or a grenache-heavy rhone for the red. They're not too subtle, and they both pair well with damn near any food.

    It should go well with just about anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)03:59 No.18296350
    Well mostly it is just an excuse to be a slut with people who don't know you but I do like some accents. Mainly Spanish and Irish
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)04:00 No.18296355
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    >my face when /tg/ can kickass in almost any discussion.
    >but not food for this situation
    > picking randomly to move along

    You pick your orders, and the waiter goes off to get them ready.
    As the two of you sit under a now waning moon, the candles on the table illuminating the scene,
    you begin to engage in small talk.
    "So, the others are here." Erica begins.
    "We took Sakamoto and Miyafuji around town earlier."
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:01 No.18296363
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    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:03 No.18296370
    She should get a kick out of the Lucchini bear story.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:03 No.18296371
    Yeah I ran into Luchinni earlier on while I was doing the picnic for the girls. She and Sakura got into some of those gummyBEARS that Nanoha was given by Max
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:04 No.18296379

    >But we had a consensus, more or less.

    Tell her the bear story.

    Leave out the bit about the ear.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:06 No.18296383
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    I do requests.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:06 No.18296384
    "I noticed. Lucchini crashed the picnic I had for Nanoha, Sakura, Madoka, and Vita. And it just so happened Max gave out the same gummiBEARS to his class today as he gave me. I'm sure you can see where this went."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)04:06 No.18296385
    There were many suggestions, but not really a solid consensus on one, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:06 No.18296386

    >actually record something based on an off comment

    I fucking love this quest.

    Strike Witches might have the bigger following, but we have a much higher quality per-member I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:07 No.18296390
    >But we had a consensus, more or less.
    And LG didn't refresh until after we did.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:07 No.18296398
    You horribly mispronounced some of those, by the way. Only English has the silent e.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:08 No.18296406
    Oh I know I butchered it. The only accent I can do is scottish.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)04:09 No.18296416
    Why can't I stop laughing?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:09 No.18296417
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:12 No.18296425
    I always thought French had some silent e's as well?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:12 No.18296430
    >higher quality per-member I think
    That and SWQ participants get WAY too serious about EVERYTHING.

    I just get intense about dogfighting, since it's something that I and most of my irl friends have been really passionate about for years. One of my best friends and I spent like three hours bitching about that dogfighting sequence in Battlefield 3 while on a hike. He's a fastjet-tracked AF pilot, and I work for a defense contractor. It was really fun.

    Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, SWQ posters. Shitstorm. Right.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:12 No.18296431

    Can you do a karaoke rendition of 'addicted to love?'
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)04:13 No.18296434
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    "I know, Lucchinni crashed the picnic I was throwing the girls earlier." you tell her "She and Sakura got into some gummyBEARS Nanoha had."
    "Hah. I'd love to have seen that." she says with a grin.
    "Nanoha should have some recordings." you tell her.
    'Mental note: Don't let her see the part where lucchinni was licking my ear.'
    "They were acting like a pair of unruly cubs until I roared and they quieted down. I think they thought I was a papa bear or something."
    "Hah. I must see that." she tell you with a beautiful laugh.

    Your entree of Bruschetta with Portobellos arrive.
    And you continue talking.
    "Trude came to pick her up, and she looked upset. I would be too if Lucchinni stowed away with us on the way here."
    "yeah, Sakamoto told me abut that. She said Lucchinni activated a Device in R&D, and since it got bound to her, the Bureau decided to just recruit her as well."
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:13 No.18296437
    In the same voice or a different one?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)04:15 No.18296443
    "Did you see Perrinne?" she asks you
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:16 No.18296448
    Yeah she was tagging along with Trude, she didn't say anything so I just waved
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:16 No.18296449
    Yeah she was with Trude
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:16 No.18296450
    yeah that morality of war/ ww3 what if thing flowing into waifu war last swq was ridiculous i mean its the internet were here for fun
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:17 No.18296454
    Not for long, she was with Trude and didn't say anything. I waved. Trude wants to talk with me about something, not sure what about, wouldn't be surprised if you and Ursula were the focus of conversation.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:19 No.18296462
    shit tired misspelled We're
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:19 No.18296466
    I think we need a standing rule for Kraus.
    Record everything and if anything funny happens hang onto it, otherwise just scrap it daily
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:20 No.18296469
    I don't think we should tell her Trude wants to talk to us
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:20 No.18296474
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:21 No.18296477

    However you wanna do it.

    Though a faux italian 'sex machine' rendition sounds like it'd be funny as shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:23 No.18296489
    >dem italians
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:30 No.18296535
    Yea, I think waiting until after is probably better for mentioning that. Right now it's no big deal, but she could easily start some shit with a superior officer over whatever that nothing conjures in her head. Trude meddled in our relationship on their end already, so Erica may assume she's going to meddle from the other angle. It's best to see what the actual deal is for her own good.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:33 No.18296549
    Shits and giggles.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)04:36 No.18296562
    A fine argument to not mention it yet. We'll see if LG sees it.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:36 No.18296564

    You... actually did it.

    God, I can't stop laughing. It's just as bad and awesome as I hoped.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)04:37 No.18296567
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    "yeah, she was with Trude."
    "And did she say anything?" she asks
    "Nope, she stood some distance away and said nothing. I waved at her and smiled."
    "I see..."

    The main course arrives.
    It's Salmon with Alfredo sauce on a bed of pasta.

    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:38 No.18296574
    I'm glad you enjoyed it
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:39 No.18296575

    >Salmon with Alfredo sauce on pasta

    Kill ourselves before we have to try and consume that.

    Holy jesus-fuck what?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:40 No.18296579

    >It's Salmon with Alfredo sauce on a bed of pasta.

    There is no reaction image capable of expressing my horror.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:40 No.18296583
    Home, more specifically her home, she knows about our shit childhood, we don't really know that much about hers. Ask about parents, what it was like growing up, we didn't have a happy childhood but we might know a bit about what one was like from her.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:41 No.18296586
    Just pretend that it's a lemon-vodka creme sauce with fresh basil and capers.

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)04:41 No.18296588
    It's just something to fill in a blank.
    it's not like you're licking your screen tight now.

    >and it's good trust me
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:41 No.18296589

    >It's Salmon with Alfredo sauce on a bed of pasta.

    No kind and loving god would allow this dish to exist.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:42 No.18296595
    Sounds good
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:44 No.18296604

    White sauce on Salmon is something that would give Cthulhu nightmares.

    As for conversation.....

    Ask her about growing up. She grew up with a sibling who didn't abandon-her in a world with magic and wonder. Sounds like something worth talking about.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:44 No.18296607
    Man I'd be willing to try it. I've had some interesting salmon dishes before.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:44 No.18296608
    Good. No one should have to eat that.

    But really go with >>18296583
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/12/12(Mon)04:45 No.18296612
    Lucchinni and Sakura in bear mode is sooo cute and adorable! ^_^

    Yes let her tell about her childhood.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:46 No.18296620
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    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:48 No.18296628

    Ham and cheese is better on wheat.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:48 No.18296631
    That ham is shaved far too thinly, you're barely going to taste it after the cheese and bread.
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    that ham is sliced wrong
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)04:49 No.18296637
    You sound like some 80s cartoon/movie villain. It is fantastic.

    To be fair, ham is pretty nasty.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:49 No.18296640
    Alright, everybody go home now.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:50 No.18296644
    *gasp* take that back you bastard! everyone know ham is natures candy
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:50 No.18296645
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:50 No.18296647

    I kinda hope this is just a false-end.

    but at the same time it doesn't have the same sort of flair his 'bad end' posts usually have.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)04:50 No.18296648
    Man. Arguments always bring about the worst bad ends.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)04:51 No.18296654

    You realize we're already well into autosaging, right?
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    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:54 No.18296669
    I missed something again, didn't I?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)04:55 No.18296676
    Nothing worthwhile.

    Poland? What's that?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:55 No.18296677
    we ate the abomination and died the end
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:56 No.18296680
    i dunno some kind of sauce or cologne maybe?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)04:58 No.18296691
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    "Hey, can you tell me more about your childhood?"
    You ask her as you begin to dig into your meal THAT SHALL NEVER AGAIN BE MENTIONED DUE TO FEAR OF A SHITSTORM

    "Well. We lived a fairly normal life you could say. Our father was a doctor and our mother was a witch in the military." she begins to tell you "Our witch abilities manifested early, and we went into magic training at the age of 8. When the war broke out, I joined the Luftwaffe, while Ursula deemed to pursue research on magic engines."
    "And that's when we really shined. I got Ace easily, Ursula rose as one of the experts on magic technology. After the war, we were considering what to do, and that's when the Bureau made first contact."
    "I'm glad I get to keep flying. I'm also glad that I got to met you." she says as she reaches over the table for your hand.
    "I can't believe that me making a few off color sausage jokes in a park would lead to this." she tells you with a smile
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:58 No.18296693
    ... have we angered LG?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)04:59 No.18296696
    Pork it's the meat of kings
    it's made from pig try it with onion rings
    pork sure goes with everything
    cause its made from swine
    and swine sure tastes fine
    just bring some to the picnic baby
    you know you want to stuff it in my hamper
    but please put it in some tupperwear
    because I don't want to be a porky chancer
    let's talk about pork, converse about meat
    veggies beat weggies cause meat can't be beat
    ham man, bacon, you should taste them
    I know it's surprising but it's so appetizing
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:00 No.18296706
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:01 No.18296711
    dem sausage jokes
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:02 No.18296718
    Yeah I was half expecting you to slap me and walk off to be honest, good thing it was you and not Ursula I met first
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:03 No.18296720
    why is it that every little while those pics of lucchinni pop up in my brain meats
    BTW interpret that as you will
    >> Dorfboots !!6qujI7jhvLR 03/12/12(Mon)05:03 No.18296722
    It's a video on youtube.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:05 No.18296738

    "Heh, that only sounds silly if you don' take into account that my better life started with a talking monkey giving me a magic tea-set. At this point I'm not sure anything would sound absurd to me."
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:06 No.18296745
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:06 No.18296748
    arg my neck beard is itching must shave
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:06 No.18296749
    Meeting you was one of the best days of my life and I'm glad I worked up the courage to ask the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen how she liked my sausage.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)05:08 No.18296754
    These should be combined.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)05:08 No.18296755
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    "Yeah I was half expecting you to slap me and walk off to be honest, good thing it was you and not Ursula I met first" you tell her.
    "Nah. I think she'd still fall for you. Well maybe not with the innuendo. You just have this quality that pulls women to you."
    "Well, I'm glad I pulled you in."
    "Hey, what do you think of Hina?" she asks you
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:09 No.18296758

    We must combine these somehow.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:09 No.18296761
    and on that note i must sleep while visions of candied ham dance in my head
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:10 No.18296765

    "She's a hard worker and a good combatant. She'd make a great agent."
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:10 No.18296768
    "I think I've inadvertently pulled her in too, but she's too shy to admit it."
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:10 No.18296770
    be as vague as possible until we get confirmation from the girls
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:11 No.18296775
    This. I haven't felt any sparks like the others, so it's best to play this one cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:11 No.18296777

    Alright, me and you have been riding the same fucking note this whole time.

    Are you my long lost twin or some shit?


    "She seems nice, and I suspect she might have a thing for me. I'll be shocked if she manages to out and say it though."

    "Why do you ask?"
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:12 No.18296778
    I think she feels alone and adrift to be honest, like she is putting a brave face on everything but she is freaking out.

    I mean I could hardly believe this happened and I was used to weird things but for a normal person?

    I think she likes me as well but she doesn't seem able to bring the subject up
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:12 No.18296779
    >no pantsu
    this pic scares and confuses me
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)05:13 No.18296785
    "Well, she's nice," followed by >>18296765

    Buggered if I know, man. I understand I've got at least one doppelganger out there, somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:13 No.18296786
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)05:14 No.18296788
    Oh man. These first two lines. Must be used. MUST.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:15 No.18296797

    Normally I wouldn't say anything, but we've done the hive-mind thing at least twice a thread every time we post together.

    It's fucking uncanny.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:16 No.18296800
    I worry about her, she sometimes seems lonely and afraid, worries about being good enough and isn't always the best at saying what she really wants to say. Also has a bit of a fear of heights.

    But she's kind, friendly, sweet, works hard and tries her best at whatever she does. She's a nice girl. Why do you ask?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:16 No.18296802
    Now it would be even funnier if you were the MST guys
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:16 No.18296804

    Agreed. Self depreciating humor is a must.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:16 No.18296805
    Mystery Science Theatre?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:17 No.18296810

    I AM.

    I just dropped the 'Cabin Boy' thing since I didn't really like the feel of not being anon without a purpose.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:17 No.18296813
    That's what I meant.
    I know one of them is posting with cabin boy now but there were about 2 others as well
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)05:18 No.18296814
    Fear of heights thing seems unnecessary. Otherwise, I'd say it's great.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:18 No.18296816
    Spilling the heights thing isn't a good idea. Actually, that's probably the #2 thing to not mention.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:19 No.18296822

    Yeah, basically there's been 2-4 guys a thread doing running commentary and jokes. MST guys is sort of a loving nick-name after, well, the MST guys.

    Some of the best work includes 'Three-Bay' and 'Man-Candy'.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:19 No.18296823
    The twins both know Hina likes us though, we mentioned it before when We went jogging with her.
    They said they would talk to her some more and see what they thought so the whole "I think she likes me" line is useless
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)05:20 No.18296827
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    "I think she feels alone and adrift to be honest, like she is putting a brave face on everything but she is freaking out." you tell her.
    "I mean I could hardly believe this happened and I was used to weird things but for a normal person? I'm sure it would be hard."
    "Other than that, she's a hard worker and a good combatant. She'd make a great agent. Why do you ask?"
    "Oh. Nothing" she answers "I was thinking of getting to know her better. I might as well, with what I think is coming."
    "And what is that?"
    "You should find out for yourself." she answers with a wink.

    With that dessert arrived.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:21 No.18296831

    >Fear of heights

    Fuck no. She's a friend, and friends don't sick Erica on their insecurities.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:21 No.18296832
    What kind of desert?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)05:22 No.18296840
    That one Erica likes, that goes well with the prior meal.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:22 No.18296841

    >she answers with a wink.

    She thinks we don't know, and she's down with it.

    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:23 No.18296844

    Chocolate coated potato
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:23 No.18296847

    We are avoiding the topic for now, due to prior shit-storm.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:23 No.18296849
    Dessert made of desserty things sprinkled with more dessert things and topped with a dessert sauce
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:23 No.18296850
    Support her plan. Hina does need friends, even if she's really going to be playing the swag angle.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)05:23 No.18296852
    no. the conversation went:
    >"Well she was asking if, theoretically, she could be in our thing."
    >"ACH! More trouble." Erica says exaggeratedly.
    >"And what did you tell her?" Ursula prods on.
    >"I told her she'd have to talk it over with you three first. And that all decisions would be yours." you answer her.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:25 No.18296857


    >esoldpt ploughing
    Captcha suggests this position for Erica later tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:25 No.18296861
    Talk about how therapy went.
    She should know. I'm sure she wants to ask.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:25 No.18296862

    I find it amusing that our girl-friend is our best wing-man.

    Then again, she might also want a piece of that for herself.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:25 No.18296864
    Ok I was a bit off.
    The people I was quoting seemed to think she had no idea at Hina liked us is all
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:26 No.18296871
    Creme brulee, everyone loves creme brulee. If she gets any on her nose be sure to lick it off for her.

    Talk to her a bit about therapy, open up some more, tell her that our therapist is a nice guy who is really understanding. We played a duet and probably caused some short term serious depression in a decent radius.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)05:26 No.18296872
    So... Chocolate ice cream garnished with french fries?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:26 No.18296873
    Given how she woke up I don't think it is too far of a stretch
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)05:27 No.18296879
    She's not just a wingman, she's a harem queen.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:27 No.18296881
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:27 No.18296883


    The more she focuses on Hina, the less she'll notice Yuki/Perrine/Bakery-Girl-Who's-Name-I-Never-Remember.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:27 No.18296884
    I'd say so. We crippled Frank for who knows how long.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:29 No.18296896
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:29 No.18296897
    I don't think she'd have any problems with Yuki. The other 2 are a different story.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:29 No.18296898

    Next time Frank comes to bother us, we should just pull out our violin.

    Pretty soon, it'll be ingrained behavior to run from US. Like a cat and a water-spritz.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:30 No.18296908
    I think he was just sad he lost both his favorite boys at once. He will be fine next time we run into it and probably throw Shinji towards it
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:31 No.18296911
    Perrinne maybe.
    She wouldn't mind too much about Tsukino if we play oblivious about it and she approaches Erica
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)05:34 No.18296920
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    "My session with Shinji went well, he's a very understanding man. Even after I threw him at the nurse. We talked about some things and played a duet." you tell her as she eats her __________*
    "I used my violin and he played a c-cello."

    "Wait... you threw your therapist at Frank? Frank the MAN-EATER?" she asks you.
    "Yeah. well, i didnt know he was my therapist at the time. I panicked and grabbed the nearest thing to distract it. Turned out to be him."
    "ahahahaha. I'm surprised he didn't give you electric shocks for that."
    "me too." you can only answer.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)05:35 No.18296926
    I was thinking this earlier. Hina's seemed to have been pretty isolated during her time here. We need to make sure she meets more people, if she hasn't already, and once we find out her birthday was a day or two before we first met, meaning we missed it, we'll have to plan a belated birthday party for her.

    Pre- or post-harem is irrelevant to this.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:36 No.18296928
    Playing oblivious with Tsukino will be hard, given that there's no different between sausage innuendo and baking innuendo. One wrong BUTTER HER BUNS and our cover is blown.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:36 No.18296929
    >eats her

    own chocolate covered tits. How tits? Magic.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:38 No.18296939
    Yes but we generally have a good cover for the innuendo given we never see her outside the bakery.

    I mean we can go in to ask if we can try her pie again and see if our girlfriend could too. Mentioning it is the best ie we have ever tasted
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:38 No.18296940
    We should properly introduce her to Gai and his girl. I think they'd be the sort she'd get along with the most.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)05:40 No.18296946
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    Dessert was over quicker than expected.
    After paying the bill, you and Erica walk back outside.
    The moons shine down on the town, people walk about on their own business..
    You walk around with her at your arm.
    "Did you enjoy the meal?" you ask her.
    "Yeah, I loved the ____________*. Im surprised you got reservasions for that place."
    "I was too." you answer her.
    "So, what do you want to do next?" she asks you.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)05:40 No.18296947
    Oh god I love it.

    A good start. She could maybe talk swords with Shirou, help him with studies if need be.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:41 No.18296954
    She probably knows most the class just she has little in common or to relate to with them which would be her problem.

    If we try we might be able to get her more used to the others we might be able to get her less introverted, but unlike Yuki the problem Hina faces is not wanting to let her guard down instead of simply being too timid
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:43 No.18296960
    Well we could go shopping or walk by the lake or whatever you feel like
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:44 No.18296965
    Take her to lake and teach her to dance under the moonlight.
    >> Sidestory: le chat français Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)05:47 No.18296979
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    You are Perrinne Clostermann, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.
    And now you've arrived at the Bureau.

    Here, you will find him.
    Here, you will be able to talk to him.
    Maybe here, you will be able to figure it all out.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)05:48 No.18296982
    Right, still, it would be good to develop friends outside the "harem."
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:48 No.18296985
    We need to pick up Nanoha's locket sometime tonight.

    Yes, I realize it's probably extremely tactless to get a present for one girl while on a date with another, but it's something we need to do tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:49 No.18296990
    It is definitely a good idea, just saying we may need to go about it a different way than we would others.

    Speaking of friends I think Yuki and Ursula would get along brilliantly
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)05:50 No.18296993
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    You are Perrinne Clostermann, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.
    You have found him again.

    You don't know why, but you couldn't say anything.
    You just froze when you saw him again.
    He still smiled at you though.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:51 No.18296997
    They are both our girlfriends someh should understand.

    Anyway I think she might like the idea of them and we could get more of them for the rest of the girls
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:51 No.18296998
    Send Jakob for it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)05:52 No.18297006
    And there go all our guptas.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:52 No.18297007
    why the hurry?
    Is Nanoha leaving today?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:53 No.18297010
    Still something worth spending them on.
    Anyway it would only be another 20-30 guptas if I remember the price correctly. For our current swag pile anyway
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:53 No.18297013
    No but it is complete and we want it away and safe for her birthday
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:54 No.18297020
    Plus, we told the jeweler we would be picking it up today.
    >> Sidestory: le chat allemand Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)05:54 No.18297022
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    You are Gertrud Barkhorn, liaisons officer for Witch/Bureau relations.
    And today started with another headache.

    Lucchinni managed to stow away in one of the crates.
    And with her activating a Device, she's now an official trainee.
    You need a strong drink
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:55 No.18297025
    Our guptas were doomed the moment we decided to make a swag pile. I cringe every time this thread goes into SHOPPING mode.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:56 No.18297028
    We have the bottle of Sakabroto's sake still.
    She would probably like that
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:56 No.18297030
    There needs to be a brochure for this kinda thing, Helpful Harem facts. It contains advice, tips and facts you usually wouldn't consider.

    Tip #1 Maintaining a harem can be expensive!
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:58 No.18297039
    Yes but we are all trainees and we are already getting paid shittons of money.

    And like it was said before it trainees get 31 per week imagine how much agents or handlers must get.

    Did we ever figure out a realistic exchange rate for them as a guide to just how much we blow on things?
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)05:59 No.18297044
    it's about $200 per gupta.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)05:59 No.18297045
    It was 20 for Nanoha's. Maybe we could get a discount for ordering multiple pieces?

    Oh, certainly. We just hadn't had a significant expense that would be reasonably replicatable yet.

    Well, we did get that Harem Management book, it could have such tips in it.
    >> Sidestory: le chat allemand Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)05:59 No.18297048
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    You are Gertrud Barkhorn, liaisons officer for Witch/Bureau relations.
    And today added another headache.

    You just found found out that the twins moved in with him.
    The were records edited to reflect this.
    You will need to talk to this guy.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)06:01 No.18297059
    Oh yes, we'll talk her pants off.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)06:01 No.18297060
    Second thread, about 2 dollars to the yonk, 100 yonks to the gupta.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)06:02 No.18297061
    >$200 to a Gupta
    >Our team won 100 guptas each from the tournament
    The IDPKB throws money around like mad
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)06:02 No.18297064
    It's a dangerous job, only makes sense.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)06:03 No.18297065
    Considering, like most of the Witches, she doesn't wear any...
    >> Harem Management 101 Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)06:03 No.18297066
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    Page 23:
    Dealing with in-laws.


    *also applies to protective siblings/friends not in your Harem.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)06:03 No.18297072
    If you really want to shit a brick, we just spent $4k on Nanoha's present.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)06:04 No.18297078
    And it will be worth every fucking cent.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)06:04 No.18297079
    Aw shit
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)06:04 No.18297081
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    new thread at 0700 4chan time.
    >blame DST

    >and I'm headed home.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)06:05 No.18297083
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    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)06:06 No.18297089
    Don't forget to archive.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)06:07 No.18297090
    We also spent roughly $4k on Hina's magic items. That bothers me less, since the air hike ring is a pretty boss piece of combat equipment.
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)06:08 No.18297097
    That's nothing but the bureau just threw multiple millions of dollars to trainees to spend.

    I am just trying to think of what we CAN'T do with all this piles of cash
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)06:10 No.18297111
    We'll be broke in a month. I'm sure of this. By then, our swag pile will have doubled, if not tripled.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/12/12(Mon)06:11 No.18297117
    And I'm going to bed.
    >like I should have two hours ago
    >like I even care
    >totally worth it

    See you guys after Overtime, perhaps
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)06:15 No.18297139
    Awww damn
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)06:16 No.18297144
    In one hour? Seeya then maybe Udz
    >> Anonymous 03/12/12(Mon)06:17 No.18297153
    Mst likely in 2 weeks but we will have fun with it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/12/12(Mon)07:36 No.18297488
    oh hey.

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