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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Nautilus Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)07:29 No.18309535  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    You walk rapidly across the quad and reach out to your familiar.
    'J, how's that suit?' you ask him
    'Pressed and ready sir, where should we take it?'
    'Bring it to me at the gym's showers.'

    The rabbit and dinosaur quickly arrive afterwards.
    Your suit in a paper-bag.
    As you change, you have them get back in your hat and be on stand-by for anything you might need that night.

    Now changed, you quickly make your way to the gates.
    You stand there for a few minutes, waiting for her to arrive.
    And then you spot her walking out of the dorms with Erica.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)07:36 No.18309572
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    Ursula's wearing a gorgeous white dress, a copy of what Erica wore the night before.

    "Good evening." you greet the two as they approach.
    "Hiya!" Erica says, her frills bouncing everywhere.
    "Good evening Hayate." Ursula greets you timidly.

    Erica pushes her twin into your arms, and says.
    "You guys have fun. Ill be hanging out in Nanoha's room with Sakura. I'm dressed for the part anyway."

    "We will." You tell her as she goes bouncing off back to the dorms.

    You take Ursula's arm and begin to walk to town.

    TALK? WAT?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:36 No.18309573
    Alright, let's get this date started.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:37 No.18309576
    So quick recap
    We either caused Hina and Perrinne to end up barging into our room later tonight threatening to F*** us through our pants or we caused them to go have lesbian hate sex after our awesome violin playing.

    We have reservations, music, suit etc all ready for the date.

    Now we just have to make the majaik happen
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:38 No.18309583
    Tell her the dress looks beautiful, but compared to her, it is nothing.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:38 No.18309584
    Let's start with safe topics like how her day was, so she gets comfortable. Then how she's getting along with Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:39 No.18309590
    Erica hanging out with Sakura and Nanoha while dressed in death by frills.

    This image pleases me greatly. But I get the feeling the BEAR video may be replayed in its entirety which could be bad
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:40 No.18309596
    First this >>18309583
    then this >>18309584
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:40 No.18309597
    >she goes bouncing off back to the dorms.
    Oh god, the frills have started infecting her brain.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:43 No.18309611
    Nanoha is too smart to let that intel slip lightly. That's a trump card I'm sure she's holding onto for her own use.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:50 No.18309643
    That dress looks beautiful on you
    Advice hayate
    It will look better on me
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)07:51 No.18309648
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    "You look amazing in that dress." you tell her
    "Thanks..." she answers with a blush.

    "So, how was your day?" you ask her
    "It was interesting. I got those new striker parts, so I have more stuff to work with. Mister Rood helped me with some linkage problems." She begins to explain, wholly in her element.
    "We should have another one ready for test flights by the middle of the week."
    "You want me to fly them?"
    "Would you?"
    "Of course. I like the feel of flying in strikers. And I'd like nothing else but to be able to help you."

    The two of you eventually reach the edge of town.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:52 No.18309649
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:52 No.18309652
    I'm pretty shocked that's not a thing yet, or at least it hasn't been posted.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:52 No.18309655
    Do they have an observatory? Or a planetarium?
    Lets go there.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:53 No.18309665
    Let's go shopping.
    See what we can get. Capitalism, ho!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:56 No.18309685
    Not one yet as far as I know

    Spontaneous shoping sounds good.

    Find something random she might like... An arcade? A RadioShack?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)07:58 No.18309691

    non-majaikal gadgets at dirt cheap
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:02 No.18309709
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    For you, from the founder of Advice Hayate.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)08:02 No.18309711
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    "Hey, how about we go check out the shops first?" you tell her.
    "Sure." she answers.

    You head for the row of shops.
    HELGA'S is there, and so is CREED'S, you also see HORO's.
    There are two new shops in the row that you don't recognize though.

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:03 No.18309712
    >previous thread
    >Our music is so bad it makes people gay.

    Good job guys.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:03 No.18309713
    Thank you very much
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:03 No.18309716
    rolled 13 = 13

    Noh's Items
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:03 No.18309720
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:03 No.18309722
    rolled 41 = 41

    JackShit Inc.

    "We sell nothing and make you pay for it!"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:04 No.18309724
    rolled 32 = 32

    No it was so good it turned two girls possibly bisexual

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:04 No.18309726
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    > Our music is so good it makes people fuck the closest thing to them.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:04 No.18309728
    rolled 50 = 50

    lol forgot my roll
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:04 No.18309729
    rolled 83 = 83

    The gubbinz shop from before
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:05 No.18309732
    rolled 6 = 6

    the 99 yonk store.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:06 No.18309736
    rolled 73 = 73

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:06 No.18309738
    rolled 72 = 72

    >Dont recognize
    must be a new store.
    Also we don't want to turn her into an ork
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:07 No.18309743
    rolled 27 = 27

    Nope we took a detour and threw our Molotov into it last time
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:08 No.18309751
    rolled 70 = 70

    No but she will be fascinated at these things working when they shouldn't. It will be like a rubix cube for her
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:08 No.18309754
    rolled 29 = 29

    Blackjacks clinic
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:08 No.18309759
    No... No, we didn't.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:09 No.18309762
    I was hoping I would get a 100 so futuyate had done it for us
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:10 No.18309769
    rolled 23 = 23

    Galleon's R us
    nautical miniatures that can be expanded to full size
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:10 No.18309773
    Futuyate is only for fixing mistakes we don't have the means to fix and making perfect moments that have the potential to be made perfect with a small nudge. Not burning down an auto mechanic shop.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:11 No.18309778
    Such a pretty fiery explosion could be a perfect moment for Nanoha though
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:12 No.18309784
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    Rolling for Noh's items.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:13 No.18309789
    rolled 41 = 41

    Lemme actually roll now...
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)08:14 No.18309792
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    You see a MUNDANE MECHANICS branch, and that GUBBIN STORE from before.
    You can feel Ursula lightly tug you towards these two store.

    "Hey, wanna go there?" you ask her.
    She nods approvingly.
    "Let's go then."

    The two of you step into MUNDANE MECHANICS.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:15 No.18309799
    Do we have enough teefs for those gubbinz, or will we need to krump some gits?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:16 No.18309804
    I get the feeling we may be a slight bit overdressed for a Parts Shop, but w/e.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:16 No.18309807
    Well I think we could get some teef from Kraus but for the real experience we should krump some gits
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:17 No.18309813
    Dose 'dee-vay-ses' dat da boyz hav make duh teefs com up outta noweres!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:19 No.18309823
    I will laugh if the Mek at the gubbinz shop is missing a Toof but has a shiny new entrenching choppa
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)08:19 No.18309828
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    inside you find a pretty ordinary looking electronics store.
    'Well that's a slightly misleading store name' you think to yourself.
    You and your date begin looking around inside.

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:20 No.18309837
    Any relatively modern techs gadgets from our time.
    Might be able to pick up something nice for her to play with
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:22 No.18309849
    Let's ask the boyz what they would recommend we take a look at.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:22 No.18309852
    Wrong shop
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:25 No.18309868
    Right you are. In that case, let's have fun with the display digital cameras. It should be silly and Ursula will lose her shit over them.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:27 No.18309877
    We don't want to ruin her birthday present though. We had planned for a big bag o' gadgets in pairs so she could pull some apart and play with others
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:28 No.18309885
    We're in an electronics store, mate. She has to find something to play with.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:29 No.18309890
    Yeah one or two things, just figured we might go overboard and ruin the big present
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:32 No.18309903
    Does she know about RC Airplanes/Helicopters?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:32 No.18309906
    Probably not yet.
    But we will have to show her, either now or for her birthday
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:35 No.18309910
    We should show her, but we should avoid them Furbies and Tamagotchi's.
    They are just irritating.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:35 No.18309912
    Oh, that's even better than showing her a camera.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:40 No.18309948
    Maybe, maybe not. It all depends on what she is interested in
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:41 No.18309955
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    Strike Witches on DVD
    WW2 Documentaries
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:42 No.18309962
    It's Ursula. She'll flip her shit over some RC planes and helicopters. I swear, it's like some people don't even listen to what characters say in past threads.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:43 No.18309972
    True but she was interested in the cameras people were using in the trip home more than anything
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)08:43 No.18309973
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    The two of you find yourselves in an aisle of what looks like stuff from your dimension.
    Cameras, laptops, microwaves, all looked normal.

    You pick up a store model digital camera and show it to Ursula.
    "These are one of those things the people back in my home were using. All digital, no magaik. Want to test it out?"
    You hand it to her and do a few poses as she snaps some shots.
    After she puts it back down, you ask her,
    "Would you like one to play around with?"
    "Y-yeah, but I'll most likely take it apart..."
    "Let's get two or three then. Theyre dirt cheap."
    You show her the tag saying 50yonks. "See?"
    "Okay," she beams up at you.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)08:44 No.18309985
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    You pick out a couple of cameras, 4 mp3 players, a pair of tablet PCs and 3 psps.
    You then head to the cashier to pay.

    A man in a red robe says as he smacks an ancient looking PC in front of him.
    "I prayed to you, I've offered incense, what else do you want?!"

    "Excuse me? We'd like to take these please."
    YOu interrupt him.
    He turns to look at you and you see taht one of his eyes has been replaced wit some sort of a sensor, bolts and wires sticking out in random places on his face.
    "Ah sorry about that, I'm jsut trying to get this started up."
    "Is it plugged in?" you ask.
    "I... I didnt try that yet." You see a metallic tentacle snake out of his robe and under the counter.
    A moment later and the computer starts up.
    "Wow. You're good at this." he says.
    "Any chance of making you join my church?"
    "Err.. Nope?" you answer him.
    "Too bad. anyway, let's see waht you have here."

    He rings up your purchase.
    "Thatll be 6guptas and 45yonks." he tells you.
    Ursula tries to pay, but you stop her.
    "No. It's my gift to you."

    You pay up and leave the store.

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:45 No.18309995
    The gubbinz shop.
    We should find something interesting in there
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:45 No.18310002
    >dirt cheap
    Oh god, we're already starting to get rich boy syndrome.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:47 No.18310017
    A techpriest working at futureshop err... Mundane Electronics. I love this quest.

    I suggest we go to our reservation.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)08:48 No.18310024
    thats just a hundred dollars.
    Still cheap specially if what you got was a nice DSLR
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:48 No.18310032
    There was also the gubbinz shop though, might as well look in there
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:49 No.18310038
    Can't hurt.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)08:50 No.18310044
    YES IT CAN. MOST OF THOSE GUBBINZ PROBABLY CAN HURT. That said, nothing ventured, nothing gained. Let's check it out.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:00 No.18310090
    Waaaaght we gonna do in dis shop boss?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:01 No.18310100
    Muck about. Krump some gits to get Erica more dakka, maybe.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:01 No.18310104
    ...Pomf =3
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:02 No.18310109
    Haha I can imagine getting her a gun with more dakka
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:03 No.18310117
    This is a date. Why are you guys shopping?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:04 No.18310126
    Because Ursula asked to check these shops out.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:05 No.18310133
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)09:06 No.18310142
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    >gubbinz shop

    YOu walk next door to the GUBBINZ SHOP.
    As you push open the heavy metal door, the smell of smoke fills your nose.
    You find the source heaped up in the middle of the room.
    It looks like the remains of 4 burned motorcycles and a crumpled car is there.

    "OI YA GIT. WHATDYA WANT?" A gigantic green creature with a mohawk asks you as he waves a jagged shovel in your direction.
    Ursula hides behind you and you instinctively put your guard up.
    "LET ME HANDLE THIS TINYDANCER." Kraus tells you.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:06 No.18310148
    Make sure you keep asking questions if you're not sure why we're doing shit. It's better to have questionable actions questioned so that they can either be justified or stopped.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:07 No.18310152
    Oh god, Kraus is gonna become warboss.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:07 No.18310156
    >Handling mekboyz
    >It all suddenly making sense
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:07 No.18310158
    > waving a jagged shovel
    Called it!

    Also Kraus strikes me as both a good angry marine and a good ork haggler, both things basically require lots of yelling and insults
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)09:09 No.18310169
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    It smiles, a row of huge pointy teeth stare you in the face. Curiously enough, it seemed to be missing it's upper left fang.
    "ME AN DA BOYZ GOT AN RAIDED DAT DER AWTO SHOP, WE ROIT DID. BURND DA PLACE TO DA GROUND." he waves the shovel around for emphasis.

    'Kraus, don't anger him...' you tell your device
    you ask Ursula if she would want something from this store that appears to be a junkshop with red paint thrown everywhere.
    She nods towards a stack of burlap sacks under a sign that says [BOMMA-FOITAH PARTZ, FLYZ AND SHOOTZ]

    'Get us one of those sacks' you tell Kraus.

    "HEY YOU, YOU FUCKING STUPID OFF THAT CANT COUNT TO MORE THAN POTATO." He calls out again to the enormous shopkeep.


    'Dude. what the fuck is a toof?' you ask Kraus.
    A moment later you hand he green creature a huge fang from your pocket and are headed out the door.

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:11 No.18310190
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:12 No.18310205
    We need a drawfag to draw Kraus' human form in angry marine gear.

    Other than that, off to Nemo's, to meet up with the League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
    Hey LG, are you going off of the movie or the graphic novel?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:12 No.18310206

    Well there goes that store
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:13 No.18310210
    The graphic novel, I should hope.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:13 No.18310217
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)09:15 No.18310236
    >Hey LG, are you going off of the movie or the graphic novel?

    Im going off Jule's Verne
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:15 No.18310239
    I love this quest for things like this.

    Now onto Nemo's I guess.

    Maybe we can get a fillet of deep sea dory?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:16 No.18310247
    So we're going to step into the restaurant, it will submerge, and we won't set food on dry land again for a decade?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:17 No.18310251
    This is 20,000 leagues Nemo not LXG Nemo
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:18 No.18310256
    How much is a teef in Guptas or Yoinks?
    inb4 70 Guptas
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:19 No.18310266
    Probably about 10 yonks or something
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:20 No.18310278
    >Grab-bags of airplane parts

    This is the best shop ever.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:21 No.18310283
    Not just airplane parts but fights bomma parts.
    So we may get striker units with dakka attatched
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:30 No.18310348
    Is LG looking through 20,000 leagues for ideas quickly?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:31 No.18310355
    No, he's typing 2-3 posts worth of stuff for us in awesome restaurant descriptions.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:32 No.18310363
    And hopefully skipping the food choices this time
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)09:32 No.18310367
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    You and your date head on over to Nemo's for dinner.
    There you find a building made of sheets of copper and glass. It's in the shape of a huge shell.
    At the door a maitre D' in a huge diving suit with a drill for an arm awaits you.

    "Hi, We had reservations under Ayasaki."
    "..." he nods and leads you inside

    Inside the restaurant, you find copper bronze and wood everywhere. It looks like the interior of a retro futuristic ship.
    Windows shaped like huge portholes look out into a projected undersea scene.
    You see a pirate with dreadlocks tending the bar.
    A flintlock in one hand and a bottle of rum in the other.

    He leads you to a booth that could be nothing else but a converted diving-bell of glass and copper..
    He opens the hatch for you and sits you inside.

    After he closes the hatch, water fills the hole in the floor and up and over the glass dome of the diving-bell

    > set food on dry land
    heh nice unintentional pun
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:33 No.18310371
    >You see a pirate with dreadlocks tending the bar.
    CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow?
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:35 No.18310380
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:35 No.18310384
    The one and only.
    Don't order any rum though, doubt you will get any
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)09:36 No.18310390
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    You find yourselves in an undersea landscape, fish swim around you, as the seagrass wave in the current.

    YOu make your order through the brass speaking tube installed in the bell and wait for the food to arrive.

    In the intense blue glow of the ocean around you, your date just stares you in the eyes.

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:37 No.18310397
    Talk about how she has been and what she thinks of the dress we got for Erica for the bet
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:39 No.18310419
    Ask about the sorts of work she did before she came here; life stuff, like we asked Erica.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:41 No.18310428
    "How was your life before the IDPKB?"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:41 No.18310433
    Ask her what life was like growing up with Erica, pretty sure weave heard Erica's view but I would be interested in Ursula's thoughts
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:44 No.18310455
    Her eyes' radiance in the water-filtered light.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:45 No.18310459
    "Did you know your eyes are beautiful?"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:46 No.18310472
    No no no. Don't mention ERICA.
    It makes us look like we only see them as a pair.

    "How was YOUR life?"
    "What were YOU doing before the bureau?"
    like that
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:47 No.18310478
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:48 No.18310487
    THis, definitely. 's the whole reason we went on individual dates; to give them special time as individuals; not as a package deal.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:48 No.18310494
    rolled 26 = 26

    This, this, and only this.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:49 No.18310502
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)09:50 No.18310512
    Seconding this.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)09:55 No.18310563
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    "Did you know that you had beautiful eyes?"
    "No.. No one's told me that before." she answers.
    "Well, you do." this incites a further blush from her.

    "How was your life before the Bureau?" you ask her.
    "Well, I was working on magic engines and striker units in the middle of the war. I wasnt really suited for fighting, so I did what I can to support those in the air."
    "But you went out to fight that time of the raid on the castle."
    "I... only wanted to protect my friends. I wanted to protect you." she answers you as you reach for her hand.

    The entree arrives delivered through the floor by a waiter in an antiquated diving suit.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:01 No.18310628
    >The entree arrives delivered through the floor by a waiter in an antiquated diving suit.
    Best restaurant ever.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)10:02 No.18310637
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    You look at her as she eats.
    You can see in her eyes that she wants to say something
    "You had something in your mind?" you ask her
    "Well... I wanted to ask, why are you so great at what you do? You can clean, cook, do extraordinary things like they were nothing. How?"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:03 No.18310651
    "I... always had to do everything myself."
    >PTSD train off, choo choo
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:04 No.18310654
    "I had to work dozens of different jobs my whole life. I think I just got a head start at learning how to do thing."
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:05 No.18310674
    "Well, it appears that a series of completely unintentional and coincidental events during my childhood gave me a very good head start on many things. However... I've been practicing ever since I came here, to try and be the best man I can for you and the others."
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:06 No.18310679
    "There was never anyone to do things for me, so I had to be able to do myself just to survive.

    Needing to work dozens of different jobs, too, meant I got a lot of exposure to different things."
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:07 No.18310687
    This, and add on "Also, I find it helps to not think about what you're doing too much."
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:07 No.18310691
    Well I worked in heaps of different jobs which included cooking, cleaning, construction just to name a few, so I picked things up along the way and they just sort of stayed with me.

    And I enjoy doing those things for people I love
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:08 No.18310693
    Ooh, this one is nice.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)10:11 No.18310714
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    "Well, it appears that a series of completely unintentional and coincidental events during my childhood gave me a very good head start on many things." you tell her.
    "However... I've been practicing ever since I came here, to try and be the best man I can for you and the others."
    "Also, I find it helps to not think about what you're doing too much."
    "Like going in a trance?" she asks.
    "Sort of like that yeah."
    "That happens to me too, I begin fiddling with something and next thing I know a day has gone by already." she tells you.

    the waiter arrives again with the main course.
    You see bubbles come out of his helmet as he walks away on the sandy bottom.


    i love me some Jules Verne.
    >damn now im plotting a time accident where you get thrown in the midst of Morlocks.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:12 No.18310728
    "Growing up as I did I needed to work so I would have enough money to eat. Unfortunately due to labor laws I was not able to hold a job for long, as I was too young to work. So if you name it, I've likely done the job."
    Make sure to smile during this.
    "Hard work and patience made me what I am today."
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:13 No.18310732
    Ask her life was like growing up.
    Or ask about the strikers since those things are just too cool
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:13 No.18310736
    Do something adorkable, like footsies and feeding each other.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:13 No.18310740
    "So, I know that machines and technology is a passion for you. What other hobbies or interests do you have?"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:14 No.18310748
    Well lets ask her about her childhood with Erica, Undoubtedly it was better then ours. Yay happy memories.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:15 No.18310760
    Holy shit, that one of the most awkward sentences I have ever read. This is a date, not a job interview. Let those come up naturally in conversation.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:16 No.18310763
    This sounds good.

    We haven't done this for her yet. Only one of ur girls we haven't
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:16 No.18310764
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:21 No.18310815
    Yeah, we need to do some cutsey romantic stuff for Ursula. She's gotten the short end of the stick with that stuff, I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:25 No.18310851
    Definitely true.
    We need to do something to top our time stop dance last night I think
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:26 No.18310872
    Maybe tonight would be a good night to do an aerial saucer-assisted dance above the cloud line. After all, she'll be safe in our arms, literal and metaphorical. We would never let her fall.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)10:27 No.18310879
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    A porpoise comes over and peers into the glass bubble.
    Ursula seems entranced with it and follows it with her gaze as it swims around you.

    You offer her some food off your fork since she's too busy to even touch her food.
    She blushes at this and takes your offering.
    "So, how was growing up with Erica?" you ask her now that you once again have her full attention.
    "It was fun but could be difficult at times.... It was like having a a puppy that was a bit hard to control. And that puppy has an axe."
    "Interesting." you say as you still feed her even as she protests mildly.
    "She was loads of fun, and that I could not deny. Never a boring day with her around."

    "I want to ask you. What if someone else wanted to join our thing?" she asks.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:27 No.18310884
    Yeah, kraus is with us tonight so we could do our cloud dance. He cold easily make the saucer big enough and keep it following us
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:29 No.18310903
    We should take her diving with dolphins sometime
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:31 No.18310919
    I'm thinking more like four little saucers that stay at a constant height but always under our feet. That way, we can literally dance, lifting our feet off of saucers, taking a step, and having the saucer move to catch your foot again. It would be about as close to dancing on thin air as we could get.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:31 No.18310926
    That works too
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:33 No.18310945
    "I would let them, as long as you girls were okay with it. I know what it's like to be alone - I would never wish it on someone else. Until I'm stretched too thin or the girls I'm already with decide not to accept anyone, anyway. Why, do you think that someone is about to try to join?"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:34 No.18310958
    That sounds good, but only if tonight is a gibbous (waxing or waning, doesn't matter) or full moon. Silvery light and all.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:34 No.18310959
    As long as you and the others are fine with it I wouldn't have any problems. I wouldnt love any of you any more or less for it
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:35 No.18310965
    rolled 70 = 70

    The same thing as always, I reserve the right to propose an addition or veto one, but the decision is up to those who are already with me.

    I'd never give up the happiness you all have brought me for just a chance at finding more with someone else.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:36 No.18310971
    "I wouldn't mind it, as long you, Erica, and Nanoha were to want it. I've been alone for so long, that I wouldn't wish that on someone else. Even if it means more girls forcing me into a dress."

    Say the last part with a smile.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:36 No.18310972
    "Well, i'm not the one sharing their boyfriend, so your feelings on the matter are possibly even more important. Though, I know what it's like to be lonely, and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. If I knew them and genuinely liked them, i'd be happy to try and make it work."
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:37 No.18310986
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)10:37 No.18310991
    Just what I was thinking.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:38 No.18310997
    My only concern with going up that high is the thin air and the cold.
    Movies always seem to disregard that basic fact.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:39 No.18311011
    It's not the upper atmosphere, just above the cloud layer. It will be chilly, and a bit thin, but no moreso than the top of a small mountain.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:40 No.18311017
    Majaik we don't gotta explain shit

    Or Kraus drags air up with us in a bubble of majaik so that we don't get too cold / asphyxiated
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:42 No.18311040
    We really need to do a beach episode before we get through advanced training.
    And show off our mad butlering skills and tame us a dolphin or whale... Or a shark!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:44 No.18311056
    Go off a tangent and start acting like tommy wiseau from the room!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)10:45 No.18311061
    Damn you for beating me to that.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:47 No.18311077
    I remember that was one of the ideas for our next break, with using the Gym to create an inter-dimensional beach resort, like maybe Zigama Beach.

    We could probably look through Bureau controlled worlds for one that has nice beaches and is used as a resort world.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)10:47 No.18311080
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    And then a shark came up from the bottom of the diving bell and somehow dragged you off into the depths.

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:48 No.18311087
    Sorry Udz I am just too fast for you.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:49 No.18311096
    Yeah I brought it up when they were talking about party options.

    I meant it to be we make a beach for a big party but a day at the beach + evening beach party would be cool
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:49 No.18311097
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    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)10:50 No.18311103
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    "I wouldn't mind it, as long you, Erica, and Nanoha were to want it. I've been alone for so long, that I wouldn't wish that on someone else." Then you add with a smile, "Even if it means more girls forcing me into a dress."
    "Why did you have someone in mind?" you ask.
    "Maybe..." she says without going further.

    Dessert arrives.
    It's gelato served in a large shell.

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:52 No.18311119
    >dat pic
    Make a sexist joke regarding gelato and females
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)10:52 No.18311121
    Doesn't help that I was distracted. By something. Probably.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:52 No.18311127
    See if we can butlerize that dolphin from earlier.
    A little flying dapper dolphin would kick ass

    Seriously though enjoy our dessert and ask Erica what else she likes other than tinkering with gadgets, we know there must be something
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:53 No.18311130
    Ursula has Perrine in mind and Erica has Hina in mind. Anyway. Time to feed each other. Then, once we're done, time to dance among the clouds.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:55 No.18311150
    Cuddle in to her side, hug her close and continue feeding her.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)10:56 No.18311152
    The twins bring it up tomorrow morning
    After Hina and Perrinne break down the door for us leaving them hanging from the song
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)10:58 No.18311177
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    You pull Ursula around the bell to your side.the circular bench allows this easily.
    The two of you spend some time feeding each other dessert.
    As you were finishing it off, she says this.
    "I think you broke Erica."
    "That frilly dress. It broke her."
    "What do you mean?"
    "She was too bubbly and sugary when we met up after class. It was looking at a blonde Sakura."
    "I... I hope she was only messing with you." you can only tell her.

    With the meal over, you signal the crew to bring you back up using the speaking tube.

    You pay for the meal and head back out to dry land.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)10:59 No.18311183
    Sky dancing, as suggested previously
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:00 No.18311189
    Cloud dancing. It's time.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:00 No.18311191
    Oh god she is finding ways to screw with us through our revenge.

    I find this terrifying and utterly hilarious
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:01 No.18311205
    I believe we wanted to try dancing amongst the clouds.
    Make sure that Kraus can generate a bubble of atmosphere and warmth for us.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:02 No.18311220
    Let's Dance.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:03 No.18311225
    "Ursula, have you ever wanted to dance on a cloud?"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:04 No.18311230
    >puppy with an axe
    Now we need a drawing to give us Erica with her ears and tail out wielding an axe at something
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:04 No.18311232
    The clouds aren't in the "no air or heat for your" range. That's way, way higher. It will be cold, yes, and the air will be as thin as if you, say, spent the last day hiking up a mountain. It won't be that extreme, though. This is well below the height at which skydivers jump.

    That said, it will be cold enough that she'll want to stay close to us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)11:05 No.18311238
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    The two of you walk out to the park in silence enjoying the cool night air, and each other's company.

    You summon an extra large saucer and help her aboard.
    "Shall we dance?" asked her
    Kraus replays the song you played earlier.

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:06 No.18311246
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:06 No.18311247
    rolled 46 = 46

    To the sky!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:06 No.18311250
    rolled 19 = 19

    Dance like the existence has never and will never before see
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:06 No.18311253
    rolled 57 = 57

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:06 No.18311254
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)11:07 No.18311257
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    Would Erica mashing potatoes with a stick grenade do?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:07 No.18311258
    rolled 54 = 54

    It's dice+1d100.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:07 No.18311259
    rolled 49 = 49

    Let us dance
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:07 No.18311260
    rolled 92 = 92

    I'll bet the Dice will hate us this time.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)11:08 No.18311266
    rolled 52 = 52

    We can do eet!
    "dice 1d100"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:08 No.18311267
    rolled 7 = 7

    Yeah, we're going to trip and fall
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:08 No.18311270
    rolled 31 = 31

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:09 No.18311273
    rolled 2 = 2

    Oh god we're going to fall aren't we?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:09 No.18311274
    rolled 77 = 77

    I know, but I accidentally deleted the "dice" part last night and auto-fill is kind enough to leave it that way when I hit refresh without paying attention.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:09 No.18311277

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:10 No.18311280
    rolled 52 = 52

    While I do love Erica mashing potatoes with a potato masher it's just not quite the same.

    That pic is actually the background on my iPad since it sans first posted in these threads though
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:10 No.18311281

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)11:16 No.18311314
    And danced you did.
    You danced to that song of the spring.
    The music taking you higher and higher. Both literally and figuratively.

    You reach the clouds and hover just enough above them to hide the saucer at your feet.
    Kraus' majaik keeping you warm somehow.

    The moon shines down on the two of you as you just move with the melody.
    The stars shining bright, as if twinkling in time with the song.

    As you continue dancing, she says
    "This.. This is all too wonderful. Thank you Hayate."
    "Thank you for this and everything."
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:17 No.18311323
    No thank you for loving me, for giving me this chance
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)11:18 No.18311329
    rolled 63 = 63

    Then hold her close, and kiss her.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:19 No.18311338
    Both of these.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:24 No.18311380
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)11:26 No.18311395
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    "No, thank you for loving me, for giving me this chance."
    She smiles at you.
    You pull her close and kiss her.

    The two of you melt into each other.
    You lower the saucer to lose yourselves in the clouds.

    After what seems like forever, you float back down to the ground.
    You are holding each other and just staring into each other's eyes.

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:29 No.18311420
    Time to retire to our chambers, milady?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:30 No.18311422
    Time to walk home and make hot classy love to her until the small hours of the morning
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)11:31 No.18311432
    This? This sounds like an excellent plan.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)11:35 No.18311461
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    "Hey, let's head on home." you tell her as you take her arm.

    The walk home was quiet yet not uncomfortable.
    With each step you just savored each others warmth.
    All too soon and you were back at the bureau.

    The two of you walk up to your room, you open the door and lead her inside.

    As you turn on the lights, you find.

    **ROLL EM**
    >goddammit i have too few ursula photos
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:36 No.18311470
    rolled 80 = 80

    Everyone snuggling together on the bed waiting for us :(
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:37 No.18311476
    rolled 91 = 91

    Are we supposed to pick something?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:38 No.18311488
    ...looks like we ALREADY have a winner!

    >urgiong littlejohn
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:38 No.18311489
    rolled 32 = 32

    Perrinne and Hina waiting
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:38 No.18311491
    rolled 94 = 94

    A Large magnum of Wine in a chiller bucket, and an XL box of Condoms on the bed.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)11:39 No.18311495
    rolled 78 = 78

    We're alone?

    I hope not.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:39 No.18311496
    rolled 37 = 37

    I have no good ideas, except Hina and Perrinne hat fucming on the bed
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:39 No.18311503
    Hell yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:40 No.18311505
    rolled 28 = 28

    Seconding this!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:40 No.18311510
    This was my hypothesis what would happen if low roll.
    I'm glad it is not so.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:40 No.18311512
    rolled 65 = 65

    Oh god thank you.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:41 No.18311523
    rolled 99 = 99

    We are turning into something of an alcoholic already.
    Hardly surprising given his past
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:42 No.18311531
    That wasn't a roll for a sudden realization I meant that as supporting that idea
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:43 No.18311539
    Good gods, it's true!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)11:44 No.18311545
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    You find nothing.
    No Erica. No frilly monster.

    She timidly leads you to the bed.
    Each step painfully, yet deliciously slow.
    As you embrace her she says, "I'm so happy I got in the wrong window that night. I love you."

    You made love that night tenderly, sweetly.
    For what seemed like an eternity, the two of your were one.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:45 No.18311559
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    >> Sidestory: Le chat du train Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)11:49 No.18311592
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    You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
    And you are sitting face to face with her.

    You have no idea what their actual relationship is.
    But something about it bothers you.
    You just stare at her as she does you.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:50 No.18311597
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:51 No.18311610
    >You just stare at her as she does you.
    >as she does you.
    >she does you.

    >> Sidestory: le chat fran├žais Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)11:51 No.18311612
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    You are Perrinne Clostermann, a witch in the Bureau.
    And you are sitting face to face with her.

    You have no idea what their actual relationship is.
    But something about it disturbs you.
    She just stares at you as you do her.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:53 No.18311628
    >She just stares at you as you do her.

    ...wait, that wasn't a typo before?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:53 No.18311630
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    >You just stare at her as she does you.
    >She just stares at you as you do her.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:55 No.18311643

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)11:56 No.18311658
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    It's a couple of hours after midnight.
    You hear the door open and close, you hear someone walk across the room.
    It's Erica.

    You get up off the bed and make your way to the couch.
    "Hey, where are you going?" she asks you.
    "Sleeping on the couch." you answer.
    "You thought I was serious?"
    "Silly boy. You know I can't sleep without you." and she pushes you back in to bed.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)11:58 No.18311670
    what at i meant was.
    She stares at you as you do the same to her.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:59 No.18311685
    Arrange ourselves between the twins, hold them close, go to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:59 No.18311690
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)11:59 No.18311693


    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:01 No.18311702
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    Stop ruining our fun, LG.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)12:02 No.18311712
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    It's morning.
    On either side of you are girls you truly and deeply adore.
    Erica seems to be trying to break your right arm.
    Ursula just snuggles into your side.
    God is in his heaven, all's right in the world.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:04 No.18311717
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:04 No.18311721
    Oh god, this is where it all starts to go wrong.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:05 No.18311725
    Is it just me or has she only been violent in her sleep since the Shirou mission?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)12:06 No.18311732
    I didn't even see it like that till the correction.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:06 No.18311738
    Incoming door explosion in 5
    Hina and Perrinne have been staring at each other all night and are coming to ask what is the other means to us
    >> sidestory: le chat turbulent Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)12:06 No.18311739
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    You are Sakamoto Mio, a liasons officer for witch/Bureau relations.
    All of the meetings and paperwork for the day are done, and you are terribly bored.

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:08 No.18311747
    rolled 75 = 75

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:08 No.18311750
    Find Hayate! He was fun and looked good as a girl so let's go get him and find something to do
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)12:09 No.18311752
    Fund someone to have a drink with
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)12:09 No.18311754
    you cant find hayate.
    This takes place in the same timeframe as when you were just about to go on the date
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:10 No.18311757
    That typo makes this post so much more hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:10 No.18311765
    rolled 37 = 37

    Oh, alright.

    Find one of the Hartmann's, get the story from one of the girls involved.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:10 No.18311766


    Also her nose will soon find Ryu and the stock of booze.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:11 No.18311776
    Then drinks it is!
    Maybe take Trude along she could use some time off from being so serious
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)12:13 No.18311790
    I was gonna post to correct it, but now im not.

    Pay someone to go drinking with us!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)12:14 No.18311795
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    You want to go drinking.
    You want to soothe your parched throat.
    Unfortunately, the only bar you know off is in town.
    And you don't have the patient to walk that far right now.
    You head to your room in deep inside AdMin and grab a bottle of sake you brought along.
    Only 54 left till you run out, you must find a supplier in this place soon.

    Not even bothering with a cup, you open it and take a swig.
    "KAAAAH~ That's the stuff." you say as you savor the liquid on it's way inside you.

    You step back out into the quad bottle in hand.

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:15 No.18311812
    Go for a walk while drinking our sake.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:17 No.18311828
    rolled 49 = 49

    >as you savor the liquid on it's way inside you.
    Mio's a Kinky girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:18 No.18311841
    rolled 84 = 84

    Let's go find someone who wants to share a drink and a good time.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:19 No.18311854
    rolled 15 = 15

    Let's go find Trude, she could use a drink to unwind.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:20 No.18311857

    go poke around the bureau and see if you can find something/someone to stem the bordem
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:20 No.18311861

    Okay, looks like we'll need two guys,and a keg.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)12:24 No.18311888
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    You decide to go for a walk.
    The winding paths of the Bureau take you where your feet want to go, your bottle getting lighter and lighter.

    Soon enough you find yourself walking around a dome of pure white, quite lower than everything else there.

    Behind it, you find Perrine and some girl, sitting at a table loaded with biscuits and a steaming pot.
    They are just staring at each other.

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:25 No.18311902
    Observe drunkenly for a while
    Then walk over and make them drink with us
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:27 No.18311910

    The major is slightly drunk.

    Stuff them with Sake.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:27 No.18311913
    rolled 60 = 60

    Go over there and make them keep us company as we drink.
    Sake, ambrosia of the gods, will solve whatever ills those two girls have.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:29 No.18311933
    It certainly solved our problem of having nothing to drink
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)12:31 No.18311941
    Join them. We now have drinking partners. Never mind that there wasn't a third chair before, there is now
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)12:33 No.18311952
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    You walk over to them
    "Care to drink with me girls?" you ask them, your bottle sloshing around in your hand.
    "Major, you're drinking again?" Perrinne asks.
    "Yes. Yes, I am. And who might you be?" you ask the one with pink hair.
    "I am Katsura Hinagiku, a trainee." she answers.
    "Katsura, i am Sakamoto Mio. The hero of Japan!"
    "I like you, you have a fire in your eyes. Come drink with me!"
    "I do not drink Sakamoto-san. I will have to pass up on your offer."
    "So formal. Just call me Mio. hahaha! Anyway, Why were you two just staring at each other like you were about to kiss and have angry hot sex?"
    "W-we weren't!" Perrinne answers
    "Y-yeah!" other other one says.
    "Then what is your problem with each other? Let me guess. Is it a boy?"

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:35 No.18311966
    rolled 44 = 44

    Tell the crazy drunken pirate witch your problems
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:35 No.18311969
    rolled 64 = 64


    lets see.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:36 No.18311972
    rolled 28 = 28

    Ah, Mio. Always going straight to the heart of a problem.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:36 No.18311977
    rolled 34 = 34

    Why do I suddenly have a bad feeling about this whole scenario...
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)12:36 No.18311978
    rolled 79 = 79


    It could have only been better "THE angry hot sex"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:37 No.18311983
    rolled 80 = 80

    ...although I wonder if we can even "win" this...
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:37 No.18311988
    rolled 64 = 64

    You know angry hot sex does solve lots of problems
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:38 No.18311991
    rolled 94 = 94

    Does our self-loathing and fear of the impending disaster please you, /tg dice? What horrors will you visit upon Hayate and us now?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)12:38 No.18311994
    rolled 12 = 12

    We can sure as shit try!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:38 No.18311995
    rolled 75 = 75

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:40 No.18311998
    rolled 79 = 79

    This is probably why Hina and Perrinne are about to break hayate's door down when we left him. They were also probably extremely drunk by this point because Sakabroto convinced them to have a few
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)12:43 No.18312023
    Yknow, I do believe we're due a "NEXT TIME" about now
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:44 No.18312035
    Stop that.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:44 No.18312036
    He is listening for that
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)12:48 No.18312067
    Not my fault I'm noticing the time.

    No, wait, yes it is. Shit.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)12:50 No.18312084
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    "N-No it's not!" the two of them say at the same time.
    "hahaha! Your words lie but your hesitation shows the truth! Why down the two of you tell this onee-san over some nice sake."

    You take a full mouthful of the stuff and jam the bottle in Perrine's mouth, you then take Hina's face in your hands and force her to drink from your lips.

    A moment later, and the two lightweights are reeling.
    "Ansh he ish living with dem! Can you belieb dat?! libing wid dem?! How shamelessh! I wonder iff dat beg ish ash big as dey make it out to be...."
    "EET ISH BIG! all Fiive ofh ushh fitted in it wid no problemshhhh."
    "Five offf youu? He hash moar womens?!"
    "Yess! And d'you know waht I theenk? Heee's getteeng eben moar!"
    "Suucchhh a shamleeesh man! he alredy hass me! da greatt Perreen Claustermang. hwy wooold he want moar?!"
    "Nooo! He hash me! da Shtudent counshil preshident of Haakuoo. Katshura Heenagikoo!"

    "You girls are fun. HAHAHA! Let me get more sake and we can discuss this subject even further."
    You tell them as you quickly head back to your room to get more alchohol
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:53 No.18312110

    are they going to drag us into a deserted room and take us forcefully?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:54 No.18312113
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    Those light weights.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:54 No.18312120
    Nope this is why they come to destroy our door.
    Sakabroto and her majaikal sake problem solving
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)12:54 No.18312121
    Fukken glorious
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:56 No.18312131
    Well, we survived the night without a destroyed door, so it can't be that.

    More likely they passed out just as they got to our door and we find them sleeping on our doorstep when we go out to give Sousuke his daily bread.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)12:57 No.18312138
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    House of cards

    New thread at 2200 4chan time.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)12:58 No.18312145
    We're gonna wake up with a pair of hung over ladies in our bed
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)12:58 No.18312146
    Well we did leave on a rather open ended option there, I like your idea though
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)13:01 No.18312158
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    >House of cards
    Oh god, it's the other shoe, isn't it? It's going to fall and destroy Hayate's fragile happiness, it's going to completely and utterly crush him, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)13:03 No.18312172
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)13:03 No.18312175

    we'll just have to super glue it won't we?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)13:04 No.18312188
    We are gonna sidestep it by being classy, elegant and damn irresistible so that the girls will agree
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)13:05 No.18312192
    Shhhhh, it'll be okay. Well make it through it. Hopefully with both Hina and Perrine
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)13:11 No.18312237
    This may be revisiting a clusterfuck, but in the last thread there was some talk (mostly shot down) of settting up event in Hayate's timeline. Which got me thinking about Grandpa, and saving him. But what if we were Grandpa, as a Futuyate in disguise?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)13:17 No.18312268

    We will save grandpa right after he pushes us into the fire escape.
    We will take him to the Bureau and refer him to Liberace in town.
    Grandpa will sped the rest of his days tuning combat violins comfortably
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)13:18 No.18312279
    >Houses/mansions/palaces in glass jars.
    >Each jar is a pocket dimension we can jump into.

    The real estate store is having a 50% deal.
    We can get our swag palace on installment.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)13:49 No.18312511
    I meant what if we were the ones behind the more random good bits? The parts without which Hayate likely would have killed himself without?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)13:52 No.18312547
    The universe would have accounted for those.
    Because if Hayate killed himself, how could the universe torture him more?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)14:12 No.18312762
    How indeed?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:52 No.18313748
    This is why we need Mio, she can help us sustain the Harem.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:54 No.18313773
    Resurrecting him like Christ, over and over again.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)15:55 No.18313781
    This isn't Excell Saga, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)15:57 No.18313812
    Are you absolutely certain? I mean with Sakura and all I just don't know anymore.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)15:58 No.18313824
    Well, I can't be ABSOLUTELY certain, but I'm fairly so.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:06 No.18313924
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    So how do you think our field training will turn out? I assume something terrible will happen, and we will be stuck in somewhere for several years, hopefully with Souske, and if so I'm hoping for something like Space Siberia.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)16:13 No.18313997
    After we graduate, our girls will all get kidnapped and held for ransom.

    We'll have to travel across the Meta, fighting our way through endless hordes of mooks to free them.

    It'll either be a fantastic heartwarming reunion, or a horrible revenge our universe wreaks as we find that our girls no longer have that shining luster, they've been...

    No, I won't say it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)16:15 No.18314007
    I have no idea how the next game-day will turn out, never mind something that's weeks away.

    I honestly have no idea what you're getting at, and I'm okay with that.

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