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    68 KB STRIKE WITCHES: THE WITCHES BOUNCE BACK planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)19:15 No.18314423  
    You are a P-61 fighter pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Wing, and you're currently on the phone with your mother, and your former commanding officer, who is no longer directly capable of making your life hell, has just delivered your original ride, the P-61A that first took you into the skies... and in a half hour or so, you'll be able to talk to your little sister on the phone, for the first time in months.




    Could it get any better?

    "Oh, I almost forgot," Luke says, when he finishes laughing. "Barkhorn was looking for you."

    "She was?"

    "She had her sister and a bottle of brandy and she was dragging 'em both around, asking for you."

    You look towards the heavens, and, meeting God eye-to-minds-eye, you give a slow, resolute bro-nod.

    Apology accepted.

    >Insist on waiting for SISTER on the phone
    >Or find Trude instead?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/13/12(Tue)19:15 No.18314431
    WOOO PLANEFAGGAN get in irc so we can harass ye
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:16 No.18314432
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:16 No.18314437
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:16 No.18314439
    Little sister first. Trude will understand.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:16 No.18314443
    >fuck our love in front of Barkhorn while on phone with sis.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:16 No.18314446
    >Or find Trude instead?
    Yeah, this one.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/13/12(Tue)19:17 No.18314449
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    >Or find Trude instead?

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:17 No.18314451
    We wait for our Sis
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:17 No.18314453
    >hang up on little sister to talk to trude

    you actually lose trude route points for that m8.

    >wait for sister
    >> Fischer !!PZ7LaWYiUIV 03/13/12(Tue)19:17 No.18314454

    Only acceptable choice
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/13/12(Tue)19:18 No.18314466
    ... Sister. If we hangup, we may not get the opportunity later.
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    >> Major Airlift 03/13/12(Tue)19:18 No.18314472
    >Insist on waiting for SISTER on the phone

    We had to ride our fame to get this phone call. May not get a chance again for awhile.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:18 No.18314474
    >Insist on waiting for SISTER on the phone
    don't fuck this up
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:18 No.18314476
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:18 No.18314477
    Insist on waiting for SISTER on the phone
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:19 No.18314479
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:19 No.18314483
    only a quickie though so we can call our sis then get pissed with barkhorn
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:19 No.18314486
    [x]wait for sister

    that is.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:19 No.18314490
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    Lets find our true love first
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:20 No.18314495
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:20 No.18314498
    30 minutes is quite a while to be taking up the phone line. We can call back in a little while.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:20 No.18314499
    Lets wait for sister.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:20 No.18314503
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    >Wait for our sister
    >Posting Sanya for added effect
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:21 No.18314508

    Wait; Sister is important.

    The witches can wait on you for a little bit so you can be a mushy sod.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:21 No.18314509
    Talk to sis. Our widow (no, the other one!) can get by without us for a few more minutes.

    Unless, of course, Shirley is molesting her engines...

    BTW, is there anything that Luke should tell us about her? Have any of the prototype's modifications been made to her?

    If not... we may need to hunt down Shirley ourselves.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/13/12(Tue)19:21 No.18314514
    Wait for sister.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:21 No.18314515
    >Insist on waiting for SISTER on the phone
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:21 No.18314519
    Sister. blood before witches
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:22 No.18314524
    Shoot the shit with Luke while waiting for sis.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:22 No.18314529
    Sister first, TRUE LOVE NEXT!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:22 No.18314530
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    [x] WAIT FOR SIS

    >This whole thread full of siscons.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:22 No.18314532
    Sister comes first.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/13/12(Tue)19:23 No.18314539
    ... but anon... I'm an only child.
    >> Iron Lung 03/13/12(Tue)19:23 No.18314545

    Time for someone else ot appreciate our big brass balls.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:24 No.18314555
    Wait for sister, gotta get some info from home. Then meet barkhorn and her sister. Chat about the joys of family and shit with them.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:24 No.18314558
    >implying anyone with a sister would be a siscon
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/13/12(Tue)19:25 No.18314567
    ... Good point, good point. The point still stands though that family first, booze and plane later.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:26 No.18314573

    theres toothbrush anon.

    inb4 'fictional'
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:26 No.18314574
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    1. Wait for sis
    2. Get wasted/raped with Trude
    3. Go to our widow
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:27 No.18314584
    >Let Chris sit in our baby. BECAUSE WE ARE COOL LIKE THAT. Also how to insult Marines.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:27 No.18314588
    >people implying our sis won't be a witch and show up at some point
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:27 No.18314595
    >Chris playing on the widow
    I'm d'awwwwing already.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:28 No.18314598
    >Implying our sister will not be Nanoha and befriend Mars with a bigass laser.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:28 No.18314606
    RL sisters are nothing like anime sisters. Anime sister are nice and make you breakfast. RL sisters yell at you because you need the car for work and they want to go to a party.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:28 No.18314608
    Wait for SISTER. We've got a lot to catch up with our parents too, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:28 No.18314609
    I like this. CHRIS, TRUDE, BRANDY, WIDOW.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:28 No.18314610
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    >opening with a SnW image
    I love you Fap Angel
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/13/12(Tue)19:30 No.18314624
    >> >wait for sis planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)19:30 No.18314626
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    "YOUNG MAN," your mother's voice booms over the Atlantic, "GIVE THE PHONE TO THAT MAN."

    You hand the phone to Luke, who accepts it with a look of surprise. "Hello?"

    You lean against the wall for several minutes as your mother grills the Major on you, the base, and all the loose women that must be gunning for you. Frank Luke, Balloon Buster, Hero of the Great War, seems trapped between fatal hilarity and shameful supershame as he tries to fend off the madwoman in the 'States.

    The back of your neck itches.

    "-roping him in the hallways and trying to get a good handful of the goods if they get half a chance; then they'll sit around and TALK about it! That's how women are, in groups, isolated like that! They go nuts! NOWHERE WITHOUT HIS GUN, YOU HEAR ME?"

    "And his firearm, ma'am," Luke says, biting his lip almost hard enough to draw blood.

    "Don't get giggly with me, buster! I know how they are?"

    "... how?" Luke asks with sweet innocence, and you hear your mother choke.

    Then Eila grabs your ass from behind.

    >no fucks given
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:30 No.18314629
    Newfag requests IRC address
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:30 No.18314630
    Let's give chris some brandy when trude isn't looking.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:31 No.18314634
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:31 No.18314636
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:31 No.18314640

    "Elia, you're reaching for the wrong side."
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    >Just to put Luke on the spot.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:31 No.18314645

    "Oh, there you are! I think we're far enough along now that you should meet my mother..."
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/13/12(Tue)19:31 No.18314646
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    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:31 No.18314647

    This can not stand!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:32 No.18314651
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    >mfw mom is right about these witches
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:32 No.18314653
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    fucks: none
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/13/12(Tue)19:32 No.18314655
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    maximum counterbounce, Have best HHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG for insperation
    >> Major Airlift 03/13/12(Tue)19:32 No.18314659
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:32 No.18314660
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:32 No.18314661
    the hilarity is worth it
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:32 No.18314665
    It's time for a swift counterattack.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:32 No.18314666
    >>no fucks given
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/13/12(Tue)19:33 No.18314669
    >All three. At once.
    >Don't give a fuck, but counterbounce by screaming rape and bloody murder.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:33 No.18314670
    Option 1. Either of the other two will make a racket, which will be heard over the phone, leading to a lecture on how we must not succumb to such fleshy temptations, for surely they will use us and abandon us, for they are aviators and females, a terrifying combination for an innocent man abroad.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:33 No.18314674
    >no fucks given
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:33 No.18314675
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    >No reaction
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:33 No.18314678
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:33 No.18314680
    No fucks given.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:33 No.18314681

    Combined with this.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:33 No.18314683

    But thats where all the fun comes from.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:34 No.18314688
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    Oh god, this.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:34 No.18314689
    Option 2
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/13/12(Tue)19:34 No.18314692
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:35 No.18314693
    COUNTERBOUNCE by screaming rape and putting her on the phone with mom
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:35 No.18314701
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:35 No.18314704
    This sounds like a plan, but you don't want to piss off thine mother....

    Counterbounce or No Fucks Given.

    Preferably clenching thine Adonis-shaming butt-cheeks rhythmically, hypnotizing Elia and calming her down.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:35 No.18314707
    >Eila on the phone with mom

    Oh god either she flips the fuck out or pulls out from the stall and countertrolls HARD.

    Either way, HILARIOUS. DO IT.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:36 No.18314715
    See, if we got grabby with them it'd be "harassment," but when they do it it's cheeky. Either they need to cut it out, or we need to get in on the action.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:36 No.18314719
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:36 No.18314722
    I see this going two ways. Either she's trolled good and hard, or she rolls with it.

    And then it turns into a game of committed relationship chicken, waiting to see which of us flinches first.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:37 No.18314725
    I like how you think.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:37 No.18314726
    Definitely this.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)19:37 No.18314730

    i love this picture

    u have no idea
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:37 No.18314733
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    >bottom left
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:38 No.18314739

    >which of us flinches first.

    twenty years and three kids later....
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:38 No.18314741
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/13/12(Tue)19:38 No.18314746
    Changing my vote to this. OPERATION: TROLL MOM is a go.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:39 No.18314753
    DO IT.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:39 No.18314754
    I think it'd get scrapped once someone found us in bed together, but I'd love to see it go down.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/13/12(Tue)19:39 No.18314760
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:40 No.18314764
    I like it, but we should get the brandy from Trude first. She might not take it well.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:41 No.18314773

    She'll flinch once sanya presses her for answers with those puppy eyes.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:41 No.18314776
    >implying it wouldn't be a threesome
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:42 No.18314785
    Who cares how she'll take it?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:43 No.18314793
    Because brandy!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:43 No.18314795

    she might not give us the booze
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:43 No.18314797
    Dammit we're not doing anything to Sanyan.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:43 No.18314798

    >implying she won't just drop all pretence and all out attempt to murder us the moment we look at sanya the wrong way
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:43 No.18314800
    >implying she won't kidnap us and get us tenderly raped while Chris watches
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:43 No.18314801
    >Implying it would *only* be a threesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:44 No.18314812
    This is actually a fantastic trolling idea to get back to Eila. Write that down somewhere.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/13/12(Tue)19:44 No.18314815
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    Sanya? Oh anonymous I didn't know you-
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:45 No.18314824

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:45 No.18314825
    Flirting with the wrong witches could get a number of other witches quite riled up. We shold definitely take advantage of that.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:45 No.18314830

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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:46 No.18314835
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:46 No.18314841
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:47 No.18314844
    Be careful. Down that road lies perving on Miyafuji and THAT WILL NOT STAND.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:47 No.18314845
    The things I'd do to her.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:47 No.18314850
    >expect 3 way
    >actually just end up in eilas harem with sanya nipa and yoshika
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/13/12(Tue)19:47 No.18314852
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    5 minutes in wikipedia tells me that 1943, did infact, have fans for this such purpose.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:47 No.18314853
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:48 No.18314858
    Oh good I'm not too late.

    So, suggestion here. Let's start with what we know:
    -Minna has our pants and our shades
    -Minna has decided to go "bounce" for a while
    -Minna is not too pleased with Kathy
    So, here's an idea. After we meet up with Trude, we need to go bounce Kathy ourselves and steal her away to save her from Minna's wrath. It'll be like a rescue bounce or an interception or something.
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:48 No.18314864
    Put her on the damn phone, it'll be awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:49 No.18314866
    We can get out of that by hooking her up with Lynette. Besides, even if it is creepy, the call to bounce is too great; we must persevere.
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    I'm okay with that.


    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:50 No.18314880
    We should definitely help Kathy out, if it really was her. Anyone that can piss off Sakamoto and or Minna that much deserves it.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:50 No.18314886
    We need to have a bounce contest with Minna.
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    >eilafag votes starting up

    oh god what has been wrought. you dont even understand how fucked we all are.

    if you need me I'll be in the bunker, under the stairs, wearing a helmet.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:51 No.18314893
    I don't know. If Kathy did it, she brought MARINES here.


    That's a low blow.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:51 No.18314897
    >rescue bounce
    MC, revolutionizing the bouncing industry since 1943.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:51 No.18314899
    I like the phone idea, but an alternative would be just treating it like a pat on the shoulder, and pointedly ignore all sexual undertones she tries.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:52 No.18314902
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    See: what the guy in shades says.

    Also, we need an updated version of this.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:52 No.18314905
    >bounce contest

    new euphemism for sex dicovered
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:52 No.18314909

    Even worse, she brought the worst troublemakers in the Marine Corp.

    Our mercy ultimately depends on who wins the Bouncing Championship.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)19:52 No.18314912
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    "When attacked from a position of advantage, do not try to avoid the attack, but fly to meet it." Bockle said that. Boekle? Fucking German names, seriously. And when you're bounced, you must make an immediate guns-defense break-turn into the attack.

    This is what you live. This is what you know. So you try to apply it to the here-and-now as best you can, but you're not sure exactly what an ambush-ass-grab counts as. So you mix it up a bit.

    You Crazy Ivan like a madman, shouting and swinging your butt to the right, then the left, then the right as Eila tries mightily to hang on. Then you start hopping left as your ass swings right and vice-versa, and that finally throws Eila off.

    And now - THE COUNTER-BOUNCE. As the wicked Finn dives in for another pass, you plant your feet and swing your boxered butt into her face like you're busting out a Cuban Pete Jazz Beat. You strike a butt-blow for justice and send the Finnish Fondler reeling into the wall.

    "RAAAAPE!" you shout, diving behind Luke for protection. Luke opens his mouth to say something, but a fusillade of rage pours from the earpiece.

    He holds the phone out. "Eila, somebody wants to talk to you."
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:52 No.18314913
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    I see what you did there.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:53 No.18314914
    We'll lose that action, once she figures out that Gainax bounces count.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:53 No.18314919
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    OH GOD
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:53 No.18314922
    I finally get all of the threads read in full, and I see this front page on /tg/.
    There are no words for the joy I feel.

    >Then put her on the phone while we wait.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:54 No.18314931
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    >Eila, somebody wants to talk to you
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:55 No.18314934
    Some-body's get-tin' in trooooooouuuubblllleee!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:55 No.18314936
    Oh god planefag, why are you so awesome?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:55 No.18314938
    T'was nice knowing you, Eila.

    I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.
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    >Mom's fury
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/13/12(Tue)19:56 No.18314956
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    yeah, rip
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:57 No.18314957
    Watch Eila counter by mentioning how we're always in the bath with them, or a locked closet with a girl, or the CO's bedroom, etc.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/13/12(Tue)19:57 No.18314963
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    Of for Chris and booze then.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:57 No.18314967
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:58 No.18314974
    She bounced first. You don't mess with us without paying the price.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:58 No.18314978
    Eh, she's just a rookie that got the jump on us while we were distracted. We could offer to teach her a few tricks, though. Show her how to do it *just* right, and where the best places are for it.
    Of course she might be nervous about it all, and too shy to ask us for help, so probably best to take the initiative and bring it up ourselves. Maybe when she's with friends.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:58 No.18314979
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    Oh shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)19:59 No.18314984
    Or tell her we're surrounded by girls in their underwear.

    Wait, she already knows that, doesn't she?
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    >And sticking it in butts and ears

    Oh god, this is terrible and so awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:00 No.18314996
    Our father has got to be laughing his ass off
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/13/12(Tue)20:00 No.18314997
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:00 No.18314998
    Quite possible, but this is how we can keep the line open until our sister gets back. Just pass mom between all the witches, and definitely try to get Minna in there too, and then pop back at the end once she's had some words with them all.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:00 No.18314999
    I like this. Let's do it after we talk to Trude and Chris.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:00 No.18315002
    "What? Why would I do anything to him? He's already fooling around with the CO. Wait, he hasn't told you yet?"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:00 No.18315004
    Not to mention that part where he exposed himself to the gaggle of underaged girls outside the door.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/13/12(Tue)20:01 No.18315005
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    Mom is going to kill us.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:01 No.18315006
    Make sure we keep an eye on our watch at all times; we don't want to miss our opportunity to talk to our little sister.

    Even if we have to fight our way through an entire castle of witches, marines and other ne'er-do-wells.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:01 No.18315020
    But we already have Miyafuji for our protege...
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:02 No.18315022
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    Posting just to say I'm sorry for acting like an ass last week after you introduced the cow, last session was great and you've reedemed yourself in my eyes Planefriend ( had to catch it in the Archives due to loIinfluenza). gonna shut up and read instead of posting from now on, every time I post someone gets mad and you should all be having fun...
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:02 No.18315026
    >Teach Miyafuji to bounce and use Eila as a dummy
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:02 No.18315030
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    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)20:03 No.18315033
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    Eila gives Luke a truly baffled look, but he is an officer, so she gingerly accepts the phone, pressing the earpiece to her head.

    Her eyes widen with horror almost immediately.

    "aaahahahahahahahaha" you snigger wickedly from somewhere around Luke's knees.

    "But-" Eila chokes out. "But-" she's cut off by more maternal fury from the phone.

    "THAT'S NOT HOW HE FELT LAST NIGHT!" she shouts in tones of quavering betrayal.

    Then she winks at you.

    "ABORT!" you scream, diving for Eila, but she dodges you with practiced ease. "ABORT! ABORT!"

    "He's just upset," Eila says, adroitly dodging another desperate lunge. "Probably thinks you'll be mad at him because of the money he spent."


    "Well it's not a *big* ring but it's very tasteful~" Eila says sweetly, and your throat nearly turns itself inside-out as you attempt to spit your stomach acid at the horrid bitch like a fucking velocipede. That dinosaur thing. Yeah.

    You glare dirks and daggers at Luke, but he continues to watch impassively. Then, like the golden light of a summer sunrise, a smile slowly spreads across his face - the warm, glorious smile of true happiness.

    You are going to gut the motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:03 No.18315034
    One of them punched us while in the bath, we kicked our way out of the closet, and we we're practically locked in the CO's room. Besides, we've got our rape whistle handy, and we've not been afraid to use it. She can rest assured that we have gotten absolutely no tail while at the castle; and the girls here have actual tails!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:03 No.18315035
    We teach them both.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)20:04 No.18315041
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:04 No.18315046
    Evidently we've already taught one too well!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:04 No.18315049
    Is it too late for our mother to be Yiddish?

    "He would never-a done-a those things! Not-a my boy!"

    Better yet, how about we got our trolling habits from her? OBSERVE A MASTER AT WORK
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:05 No.18315053
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    I knew this would end this way.

    Sorry MC, it had to go this way.
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/13/12(Tue)20:05 No.18315054



    You. Yes, you.


    [spoilersontgohyoucad]My mom was a Marine.[/nospoilersontgyoutwit]
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:05 No.18315055
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    Both of them are now on the troll to hell shitlist

    Oh god, I love this quest
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:05 No.18315058
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    Oh god I can't breath.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/13/12(Tue)20:05 No.18315062
    You glorious motherfucker.
    >> Major Airlift 03/13/12(Tue)20:06 No.18315065
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    OHSHIT! I didn't think she'd go so far!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:06 No.18315068
    Well that's it. We've got to go all the way, now:
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:07 No.18315072
    Love you Luke. A true pro.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:07 No.18315074
    Yup. Time to go tell Sanya about the happy news.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:07 No.18315080
    >Eila route achieved
    We have to kill that motherfucker at our first chance.
    Oh, and Luke too.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)20:07 No.18315082
    You know what this means? We're WINNING.

    The girls are becoming more self-reliant, they are wearing PANTS, they are TROLLING...

    Our goal is at hand! We're doing this CORRECTLY!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:07 No.18315087
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    Us: flower pot
    Eila: Minna pup

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:08 No.18315089
    Planefag you glorious fucker. I powered through the archives in the last day or three trying to think up shit for my own SW writings and I swear to god you're giving me brain damage because I keep laughing so hard I can't breath.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:08 No.18315090
    Oh god yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:08 No.18315091
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    >Time to go find Sanya
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:08 No.18315094
    Counter bounce, bitches!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:08 No.18315095
    Shout "LIES!!!"
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/13/12(Tue)20:09 No.18315096
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    Oh god.... I nearly... I nearly choked to death reading that. I went to get a bite to eat and I come back to this... oh my sides...
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:09 No.18315106
    I support this course of action.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:09 No.18315107
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    >Goddammit, less than an hour in and i'm running out of lol macros not already posted
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:10 No.18315111
    Just mention it right now, and see how far she backs off.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:10 No.18315113
    Time to hand Sanya the first invitation to the wedding.
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    >Inside Luke's mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:11 No.18315124
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    >Our face when Eila finds out
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:11 No.18315127
    Sanya should be the first one to know the news. AFTER we talk with our sister
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:11 No.18315129
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    wedding invitations to every witch.garunteed laughs infa lots%
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:12 No.18315138
    Nah, just Sanya.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:13 No.18315147
    We need ask if Luke will be our best man in the wedding. Hell we should have it now. The Navy is here! They have Ice Cream!
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)20:13 No.18315150
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    Down the hallway, you hear voices... and the rapid beat of low-weight footsteps.


    "YOU'LL NEVER GROPE ME ALIIIIIIIIVE" you scream, and go TEARING down the hallway, galloping as fast as your weary, beaten legs can take you. You duck around one corner, baseball-slide around two others, and finally end your flight in a closet, panting heavily.


    Safe, for now.

    >WAT DO?
    >Trude, Plane, or IMMEDIATE VENGEANCE!?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/13/12(Tue)20:13 No.18315153
    DERP! We forgot about this. Though really, is it worth it considering what Mom is about to put us through?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:14 No.18315155
    This. Go to the deep end. We're not chickening out first.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:14 No.18315159
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:14 No.18315161
    >Kathy is in closet hiding from Minna
    Wait... what?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:14 No.18315162
    We just have to keep her occupied talking to other witches until our sister gets back.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:15 No.18315165
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:15 No.18315170
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:15 No.18315171
    We are above their petty attempts at trolling.
    No fucks are given, check in on our girl.
    It's been too long since we've seen the P-61
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/13/12(Tue)20:15 No.18315173
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    >examine closet
    >> Will 03/13/12(Tue)20:15 No.18315174
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    Minna's our CO.

    She can be the minister.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)20:15 No.18315175
    Hey! We wanted to talk to our sister!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:15 No.18315176
    Immediate vengence, followed by sister.

    We are not the kind of big brother who raises our sister's hopes just to dash them by messing around with some trouser-less harlots.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:15 No.18315177
    Search closet. Then, talk to Sanya.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:16 No.18315180
    We've broken LOS.
    Time to reset and RE-BOUNCE.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:16 No.18315181
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:16 No.18315182
    You idiot MC!
    Get back to that phone and wait for imouto!
    The only witch that has permission to scare us is Minna.
    >implying we're alone in the closet
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:16 No.18315185

    We need immediate counter bounce... That phone is our primary objective.

    We need a distraction immediately.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:16 No.18315187
    Find disguise in the closet. IMMEDIATE VENGEANCE.
    Then talk to sister
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:17 No.18315188
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    We were still waiting for sister!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:17 No.18315189
    Nein! Revenge is best served cold! Make a beeline for Trude and Chris!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:17 No.18315192
    Plane first. Trude second.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/13/12(Tue)20:17 No.18315196
    Vengence, then sister, also, isn't Kathy in the closet? Literally and metaphorically?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:17 No.18315198
    Immediate vengeance! Sanya will here of Eila's misdeeds!

    Calm your tits. Mom's still on the line, so we just need to get Eila off and put someone else on for a while. We certainly don't want to talk to her right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:17 No.18315199
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    Immediate Vengeance

    Counter-troll ACTIVATE
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:17 No.18315200
    You know, for someone who supposedly gives no fucks, we sure do freak out alot.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:18 No.18315202
    He has a point, Back to the phone, the horde will NOT speak to mom. We need the rape whistle handy.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/13/12(Tue)20:18 No.18315204
    That. Phone.
    Get to it.
    Full speed ahead and damn the witches.
    >> Writefag 03/13/12(Tue)20:18 No.18315205

    Immediate vengeance. We've got 30min until our sister can talk, I suggest we teach these girls that we may have taught them everything they know, but we haven't taught them everything *we* know.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:18 No.18315210
    >We need a distraction
    This man speaks truth.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:19 No.18315214
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:19 No.18315215
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:20 No.18315219
    Get Sean or Ian to get Eila and Luke off the phone and keep the line open. No sense in getting yelled at by mom for 25 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:20 No.18315221

    no amount of witches will keep us from talking to our little sister, damn it.

    Next witch to bounce us while we wait for our sister gets a .45 round whistling past their fucking ear
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:20 No.18315222
    Hey look, the emblem maker thingy from Armored Core V is now related.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)20:20 No.18315223
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:20 No.18315225
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:20 No.18315227
    >> Iron Lung 03/13/12(Tue)20:21 No.18315234
    >>Weather the Storm.
    Return to to phone.
    Man up.
    Talk to Sis.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:21 No.18315236
    Immediate vengeance. We have a phone call to get.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:21 No.18315243
    We need backup. Find the crew, then retake the phone.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:21 No.18315245

    Bounce Hellcow, Show us the true meaning of troll.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:22 No.18315248
    Let's go find Trude. Speaking of which, I'm a bit confused.
    >last couple threads
    >oh man we should go get Trude she's probably this and that and such
    >this thread
    >hey, let's go do everything that isn't finding Trude
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/13/12(Tue)20:22 No.18315250
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    Rommel could help as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:22 No.18315255
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:22 No.18315256
    There's more important stuff to do at the moment. Trude can wait 40 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:22 No.18315257
    No one gives two shits honestly.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:23 No.18315258
    Who said that?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:23 No.18315259
    Where the hell have you been? It's always been like that.
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    GET TO DA CH-er... PHONE!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:24 No.18315275
    We go through phases of wanting to talk to Trude, but we're easily distracted.
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    Yeah, it doesn't make a lot of sense, fucking schizophrenic playerbase. Also if we look like we're avoiding her, bad things are likely to happen.

    [x]Find Trude
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:25 No.18315280
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:25 No.18315281
    If we wait 40 minutes the aliums will invade or the Marines will start cockblocking everything in sight. Get the pussy now while we still have a window of opportunity!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:25 No.18315286
    Oh, and it looks like someone made the 501st emblem at 14:10
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:26 No.18315294
    We take the phone, wave our pistol around, when we get her on the phone say something appropriate, like yelling
    "You'll never grope me alive!!! Sis, your big brother love you, and I want you to know that I fought, I fought for my life. Get back! Back I say! BACK FOUL WITCHES!"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:26 No.18315300
    >a widow of opportunity
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:26 No.18315305
    While firing soap rounds.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:27 No.18315310
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    OH YES!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:27 No.18315312

    Sister first. Blood before Bitches.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:27 No.18315315
    We can just show that little sisters are more important than others. Trude got a little sister too and knows that
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:27 No.18315317
    Get soap bullets.
    Then it's Full Metal time.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:28 No.18315318
    Our sister isn't there. It hasn't been long enough. She'll still be at the store, or whereever.
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    Nope, fool.
    If we go now, when there's a 'window', they will INEVITABLY show up. If we wait, to avoid such a fate, they will ALSO show up, at the worst moment. We just won't win this, so we really oughta go brave the bitches and talk to sis

    Alternatively, we could see about recruiting this gal to aid us (if she made it off the carriers yet)
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    What if.

    And I'm just thinking out loud here.

    What if.

    We find Trude.

    And then.

    We get her to help us reclaim the phone so we can talk to our little sis.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)20:28 No.18315334
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    "Dark in here."

    "KEEKEHRRGRRR," you... exclaim, hurling yourself against the wooden door of the closet.

    "It's no use," Katherine O'Hare says. "They lock automatically."

    "WHY DO THEY DO THAT" you howl. "WHY"

    Kathy shrugs, the gesture causing interesting motions on her chest. "Because," she says. She walks up to you, the holstered revolver giving her hips sashays sultry weight. The meager light from around the door-edges drape shadows over her shapely form in fascinating ways. She reaches out and caresses your forehead, the light touch of her fingertips sending electric thrills through your body.

    "You look like shit," she says in a growly male voice.

    "WHAT" you choke out. The closet light clicks on, removing the interesting shadows, and a man with a wide face and a short cigar squints at you.

    "You," repeats Pappy Boyington, "look like shit."
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:29 No.18315338
    By the time we get to Trude she'll be less drunk. Or more drunk. Either sounds fun, honestly.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:29 No.18315339
    Trude is o.k., for maybe the first time in years. As long as pf doesn't do something else to her, she can wait a few minutes this time.

    Meanwhile, our sister awaits us.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:29 No.18315344
    Hey, why don't we send someone to tell Trude that we're waiting to get on the phone with our sister? She at least deserves an explanation as opposed to a half hour of waiting.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:29 No.18315346
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:29 No.18315348
    An understanding ally in our hour of need.

    I can approve of this.

    Plus we talk to Trude for a change.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:29 No.18315351
    Ahahaha, oh wow
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:30 No.18315356
    the fuck?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:30 No.18315360
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    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/13/12(Tue)20:30 No.18315368
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    WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON IN THAT CLOSET? No, wait, no, I don't want to know, I just want OUT!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:31 No.18315371
    No homo
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:31 No.18315372
    I didn't know you were in the closet, Pappy. You should really come out of it sometime, you know.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:31 No.18315375

    waifuers pretty consistently struggle to put vote up on the board around here. minna seems to be an exception, for whatever reason.
    >inb4 anti-minnas say its cause her fans are super aspie delux
    >inb4 minna fans say its because of genuine consensus
    >inb4 other waifuers deny the trend at all
    >inb4 plotfags claim they wanna talk to her all the time because she always on the verge of going fucking crazy and they dont want her to get us all killed
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:31 No.18315379
    I must be a psycher!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:31 No.18315380
    Looks like we interrupted something, amirite?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:31 No.18315381
    Ooh, this is fantastic. I can support this.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:31 No.18315383
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:31 No.18315388
    Da fuq?
    >> Writefag 03/13/12(Tue)20:31 No.18315392

    We've acquired an ally, another pilot at that. (Even if it is just a navy pilot.) There's probably a good reason he's in here as well, we need to find out what it is and work together, USAAF and Marine, to solve our our problems.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:32 No.18315400
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    Da Fuq is this?

    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/13/12(Tue)20:33 No.18315404
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:33 No.18315406

    Get out of here, STALKER.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:33 No.18315408
    Shoot the lock, shoot the lock.

    Then we can get soap bullets and >>18315294
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:33 No.18315413
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:34 No.18315416
    RECRUIT. They're Marines, so they can't pass up a chance to troll Air Force!
    >> Cookie 03/13/12(Tue)20:34 No.18315420
    New plan: We kick that goddamn door of its hinges and leg it like our ass was on fire.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:34 No.18315422
    Except this is Eila's natural disposition. We just haven't had any chances to observe her in her natural habitat.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:34 No.18315423
    Well there are two of us, so it shouldn't be hard to knock it down. We can also ask him about the whole Marines on shoreleave situation.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:35 No.18315448
    Shoot our way out of closet, TALK TO FUCKING SISTER.

    Discourage witches with our fucking sidearm
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)20:36 No.18315456
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    "Like. Shit," Boyingon repeats.

    "Yeah," Katherine says, poking at your forehead.

    "OW," you inform her, backing away. It doesn't feel as sexy this time.

    "Look better then last time," Pappy says thoughtfully. "Looked like you'd been belly-sliding over the floor of a butcher's shop."

    "I... did?"

    "Here," Pappy says, handing you a small steel mirror. You make a mental note to ask him about his make-up mirror in the future, and raise it to catch the meager light of the single lightbulb.



    The shallow gashes and shrapnel-cuts across your forehead aren't serious, but the medical tape used to close them up criss-crosses your face. You remember wiping blood off your goggles to see, and the rocket explosion that smashed your A-20s canopy in.

    You swallow. And hand the mirror back.

    "Guess I do," you mutter. You also need to shave, but meh.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:36 No.18315458
    Three people can bust down a door. They can take it out of our pay.

    We're NOT staying in this cupboard, not now.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:38 No.18315476

    in before Rommel is also in here, plotting in the back.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:38 No.18315478
    Popular closet, man.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:38 No.18315481
    ... it's a signaling mirror.

    For...signaling. Yeah.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:38 No.18315488
    So they're both in the closet.

    OK then. Time to leave.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)20:38 No.18315489
    Awesome, sexy war wounds.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:38 No.18315490
    "So what are you kids doing locked up in a closet together?"
    >> Cookie 03/13/12(Tue)20:38 No.18315493
    Bullshit. We look grizzled. Chicks dig that.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:39 No.18315501

    Pilot + Marine + Witch should be more than enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:39 No.18315502
    wait, why were thy in there together?

    i wouldnt want to be interrupting...
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:39 No.18315504
    This. We get them into bouncing mood, then assault the phone room.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:39 No.18315505
    Nope. He's not gay.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:40 No.18315515
    Ok, we need to leave that closet. Some men must have their time alone and we didn't like when the aliens cockblocked us.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:40 No.18315520
    When was the last time we weren't all fucked up like this, then?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:40 No.18315521
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    Fuck yes our face is awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:40 No.18315522
    HaHa YES!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:41 No.18315526
    This, but we should probably ask about the marines first.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:41 No.18315533
    This. We need to speak to our family. Our loveable sister.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:42 No.18315537
    Yeah, I kinda suspected that was going to come up.
    >> Major Airlift 03/13/12(Tue)20:42 No.18315539
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    Would explain why the witches are being far more grabby now.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:42 No.18315547
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    >playing wargame
    >crush friend with superior air force
    >Come to /tg/

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:43 No.18315552
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    Speaking of mirrors, I propose that MC normally look like this guy. All in favor?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:43 No.18315554
    We look better than Pappy even AFTER getting nailed in the face with a rocket.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:44 No.18315560
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:44 No.18315566
    So...we're going to be taking Kathy with us to keep her out of Minna's line of fire, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:44 No.18315572
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/13/12(Tue)20:45 No.18315580
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    rolled 12 = 12



    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:45 No.18315581

    >Joker fucked the Normandy
    >We're planning to fuck our Widow
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)20:45 No.18315589
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    "So what are you kids doing locked up in a closet together?" you ask, waggling your eyebrows.

    "Hiding from a painful death," Pappy replies instantly.

    "Yeah, that," Kathy agrees.


    "Well, I go down to the jetty to greet Kathy as she comes off the Saratoga's launch, right?" Pappy says, rolling his cigar around in his mouth. "And then, from the water, up pops this psycho redhead. Like, OUT of the water," Pappy says, demonstrating the poppy nature of the assault. "And pantses Kathy here."

    "But you don't wea-"

    Kathy cocks her head and purses her lips.

    "... oh."

    "Then she chased us with a police baton, " Kathy says, looking a bit put-out. "Shouting about Indian-ing the hell out of barbarian cowboys!"

    "Um. Okay. Good excuse."

    "What are YOU doing in here?" Pappy asks.

    "Hiding from a rape-gang of sixteen year olds," you reply.

    >his fucking face when
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:45 No.18315590
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    I thought we were this classy badass right here.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:45 No.18315591
    More like to cause a distraction so we can talk to our sister.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:45 No.18315594
    That's a great big NOPE. If she's responsible for the marines then she's gonna reap what she sowed.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:46 No.18315607
    > "And then, from the water, up pops this psycho redhead.
    did minna........
    >> Major Airlift 03/13/12(Tue)20:47 No.18315611

    It's a weird island.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:47 No.18315613
    >Berserk Minna
    And we missed that.

    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)20:47 No.18315617
    I'm...proud of Minna. Wow.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:47 No.18315620
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:48 No.18315634
    Minna gave us a nice gun, I say we use it. Time is growing thin!
    We need to do it for our sister, we need to do it for Trude.

    We need to do it for the woman we love, and she needs us inside her ASAP.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:48 No.18315640
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    GJ, Minna.
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/13/12(Tue)20:48 No.18315641

    >"Hiding from a rape-gang of sixteen year-olds"

    You know you like it, MC!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:48 No.18315642
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    >"And then, from the water, up pops this psycho redhead. Like, OUT of the water," Pappy says, demonstrating the poppy nature of the assault. "And pantses Kathy here."

    We NEED to see Minna like this.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:49 No.18315653
    As someone in irc pointed out, it might be worth letting one of the witches "catch" us, just to see what they do with us. What with Minna's fucking nonfraternization policy and the most grabby of them being rather young, they might be at a bit of a loss. As bad as our face is, the rest of us is pretty fucked up too.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:49 No.18315659
    I'm scared and aroused. Also, Minna never gave our pants back, so what are we wearing now ?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:49 No.18315663
    How convenient. They could help us get to the phone, and we could get Minna to let the two of them live.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:50 No.18315665
    Woah, MC's Broju really did rub off on Minna.

    I... I think I need a few minutes to myself.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:50 No.18315667
    Heart print boxers, I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:50 No.18315670
    Our P-61 boxers.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:50 No.18315671
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/13/12(Tue)20:50 No.18315672
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    YES! Minna has embraced her inner troll.
    >> Major Airlift 03/13/12(Tue)20:50 No.18315674
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    Not pants.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:50 No.18315679
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    I bet she's like that in the sack.

    >yfw Minna does the cowboy bounce
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:50 No.18315680
    How could we do that?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:50 No.18315682
    I'm of the opinion that we need to start treating her
    with some "respect" now. Like occasionally following orders,
    Or not telling her to fuck off all the time.
    She's earning our respect, not all of it but some.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:51 No.18315690
    New item for our schedule:

    We show Minna we're still the boss by bouncing her.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:51 No.18315695
    Fuck no. We're already orderly enough when we need to be.

    Fuck yes.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/13/12(Tue)20:52 No.18315702
    Agreed. This stunt proves her worth.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:52 No.18315714
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    >it begins
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:53 No.18315720
    We can respect her without doing that shit. We're still a pilot.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:53 No.18315723
    She's also proven she can take it. Proceed with the next attack run!
    >> Cookie 03/13/12(Tue)20:53 No.18315728
    >"And then, from the water, up pops this psycho redhead. Like, OUT of the water,"
    What have we done?
    Something amazing I reckon.
    Or maybe our sunglasses/pants have been magically infused so whoever wears them starts acting like the MC.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:53 No.18315731
    Could anyone ELSE get her to calm the fuck down?

    They really have no alternative.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:54 No.18315742
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    ...And now I'm casting my vote against waifuing minna.

    Because the children of that pair would make the devil himself look like a 2-year old while being able to out-dogfight god's entire host of angels
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:54 No.18315746
    Sakamoto, maybe, or anyone else but fucking us. Have you actually been reading this? MC + Minna = bad.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)20:55 No.18315748
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    "You are what now," Kathy says flatly.

    "Lets just say there's some suppressed hormonal issues on this rock," you grunt. "Anyways, I was trying to talk to my little sister on the phone - haven't talked to her for ages!- and these shitbirds come and RUIN it!"

    "You miss her?" Kathy asks.

    "Horribly," you tell her, then give Pappy a hideous, death-promising glare so he knows not to spread that shit around.

    "That's so sweet!" Kathy says. "We can't let you be separated from your beloved family!"

    "Oh god," Pappy says with apathy.

    "WE MUST GET YOU TO A PHONE!" Kathy says, drawing her revolver. Pappy stuffs his fingers in his ears almost by reflex, and you belatedly follow suit just in time. The .45 Colt Peacemaker roars, and a jagged hole appears in the doors lock-plate. Kathy follows it with a cowboy-booted kick, and the door slams open.

    "DAMN THE TORPEDOES, CHARGE FOR THE GUNS!" Katy bellows, and the assault beings.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:55 No.18315753
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    >"And then, from the water, up pops this psycho redhead. Like, OUT of the water," Pappy says, demonstrating the poppy nature of the assault. "And pantses Kathy here.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/13/12(Tue)20:55 No.18315755
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    And thus begins the war that will live in infamy.
    >> Writefag 03/13/12(Tue)20:55 No.18315757
    Regarding turning the witches into trolls and pilots...

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:55 No.18315759
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    it's not about earning points with the witches, it's about the witches earning points with US

    and minna earned some fucking points point
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:55 No.18315763
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    #SWQ @Rizon.net
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:55 No.18315768
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    Still, we should do something to show our approval.

    Maybe a gift?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:56 No.18315774
    America, fuck yeah!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:56 No.18315778
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    >Kathy is so awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:56 No.18315782
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:57 No.18315793
    What is wrong with you? Fuck no.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:57 No.18315796


    She knows she has it... It's hard to hide with her abilities.

    On that same topic, it's hard to hide in boxers.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:57 No.18315800
    All the more reason to do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:57 No.18315801
    a "Obey orders and act like a soldier for 2-hours" gift card?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:57 No.18315803
    Operation Phone Overlord has begun.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/13/12(Tue)20:58 No.18315807
    this can only end well
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:58 No.18315809

    You mean Operation Collect-Call.
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/13/12(Tue)20:58 No.18315814




    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:59 No.18315827
    Sounds good.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:59 No.18315830
    "You think they can hear us now?"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:59 No.18315831

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:59 No.18315833

    Oh god... The possibilities of this gift card.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:59 No.18315835



    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)20:59 No.18315837
    See, that's the plan here. We turn them all into pilot bros, and then we don't have to deal with the waifufags.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)20:59 No.18315838
    Wait, how is that bad?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:00 No.18315842
    This is a horrible idea.

    We have to definitely do that sometime.

    >She will use it for a BDSM session
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:00 No.18315844
    Fuck that shit. We can just let her keep the pants, if you're that desperate.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:00 No.18315846
    I'd watch that as a saturday morning Cartoon.
    >> Will 03/13/12(Tue)21:00 No.18315851
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    Why is nobody waifuing for Kathy? Hard gay or no hard gay, look at that crazy bitch go!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:00 No.18315852
    It wouldn't even be sporting to the hosts of heaven and the legions of hell
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/13/12(Tue)21:00 No.18315856
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    and such is how the american invasion of Britain started
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/13/12(Tue)21:02 No.18315869
    This or the pants.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:02 No.18315871
    Think of it as a test. Let's see if she figure out the correct use of it: to troll us.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:02 No.18315872
    Because hard gay?

    Being awesome Ameribros with her seems unanimous, but MC doesn't have the requisite titties to get into her pants.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:02 No.18315873
    We all die at some point. I'd like to know that the next generation will be one that we can trust to carry on our noble mission.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:02 No.18315875
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:02 No.18315879
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:03 No.18315884

    You think MC can't substitute bounciness with BOUNCINESS?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:03 No.18315885
    That's not been confirmed in the quest, though. Worth a shot, at least.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:03 No.18315890

    >The perfect reason to waifu minna

    Captcha: oftoru impregnating

    Ooooookay, captcha...
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:03 No.18315897
    Before long she will understand that trolling people is the correct use of everything.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:04 No.18315901
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:04 No.18315910
    Fuck gifts, I like this one better:
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:06 No.18315929
    >Find her 'in the closet' with Pappy
    >Hints that Pappy is gay

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:07 No.18315937
    I believe the technical term is 'moeblob'
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)21:08 No.18315946
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    "-is the way to go!" somebody says. "The Big Wing makes for Big Victories, dammit! What kind of commander commits his force piece-meal?"

    "What kind of commander," returns a cultured German accent, "lets half his fighters be strafed on the ramp as the other half burn fuel waiting to form up?"

    "That was never a problem-"

    "Iberia is not England, Mr. Bader," Rommel returns, "and the ranges in Europe are all different. Neither of our militaries have fighters with the necessary duration."

    "And the Yanks have nothing but underpowered, overweight shitbuckets with laughable time-to-altitude," another English voice complains.

    Kathy's cowboy boot slams into the door with the full force of her running start, and the entire fucking thing is knocked clean off the hinges.

    "SAY THAT TO MY FACE REDCOAT!" she screams, and fires her Colt into the ceiling.

    Instant mayhem ensues. Rommel simply flips his chair over backwards and slithers under a desk, apparently used to insane Americans firing guns appearing out of the blue, so to speak. Bader's head snaps around, and he squeezes his eyes shut before doing an extremely dubious double take... of Kathy's ass. Some man you recognize, but can't put a name to immediately tries to run for it but is tackled by his chair.

    "I DUB THEE SERAPIS!" Kathy says, pointing to a heavy rotary phone sitting on a desk. Then she grabs it and runs like hell.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:08 No.18315948
    Just hints, and it's still worth a shot. How can you not like her after this >>18315748
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:09 No.18315963
    >bouncing Rommel, Bader and --- what?
    Anyway, GO KATHY
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:09 No.18315966

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:10 No.18315968
    >Rommel laying the smackdown on the Big Wing

    Thank god
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)21:10 No.18315969
    God DAMN it Kathy, why are you so awesome?

    Also, Bader, shame on you.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:10 No.18315970
    She's more of a bro.

    An Ameri-bro.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:10 No.18315978
    We're going to get blamed for this, aren't we?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:10 No.18315980
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    Propose to this woman right now. This is fantastic.
    >> Major Airlift 03/13/12(Tue)21:10 No.18315981
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    > redcoat

    Oh, I love Kathy so much.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:11 No.18315983
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    america fuck yeah
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:11 No.18315989
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    Mr Bader, you were very awesome in that last battle. Please don't back slide into that shit.
    >> Starshadow 03/13/12(Tue)21:11 No.18315992
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    I'm late! hey guys whats going on it...

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:12 No.18315994
    But she's a bro with great tits and no dick, removing the only barriers to entry.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:12 No.18315996
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    Casually stroll after her.

    If we catch Rommel's eye, just shrug and say "Mondays"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:12 No.18315998
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    I do, but only occasionaly
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:12 No.18316002
    um hmm... "YYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHWWWWW" and follow her? Or do we go to the line that is already connected? Or what?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:12 No.18316004
    Stirling? Patton?

    Who cares. Time to talk to our sister.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:12 No.18316006
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:13 No.18316012
    How can we blame him, and why would we?
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/13/12(Tue)21:13 No.18316015
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    oh god oh man
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/13/12(Tue)21:13 No.18316018
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    I love this quest so much.
    Rommel is just the best side character ever.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:13 No.18316019
    Bader is an advocate of the Big Wing theory.

    People... disagree.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:13 No.18316021
    Because Big Wing is full retard.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:14 No.18316024
    Timeout for us non-plane fags

    Who is Bader?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:14 No.18316025
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:14 No.18316036
    Yeah, it's a bit of a problem. If we try to call on this one while the other one is still connected it won't go through. We probably should have mentioned that to her.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:15 No.18316039

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:15 No.18316040
    Douglas Bader, kickass, legless British pilot.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:15 No.18316044
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:15 No.18316045
    Oh, that. I thought they were talking about his doubletake.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:15 No.18316046
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:16 No.18316057

    At what time did we have such an opportunity? This is Kathy after all, she just sort of starting doing things.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)21:17 No.18316065
    Wrong dude.
    That was Mallory.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:17 No.18316066
    No that was Mallory.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)21:17 No.18316067

    A few minutes later, you, Kathy and Pappy come to a panting halt in a side hallway.

    "You... sure... we... lost... 'em?" Pappy asks through gasps.

    "They'll be busy following the phone cord!" Kathy says with delight. She holds up the severed end of the several feet of phone cord still attached to her purloined unit.

    "What good does that do us?" you ask dubiously.

    Kathy points at the wall, near the ceiling. You're in an older part of the castle, somewhere inside the ancient stone curtain walls, so things like phone and power lines are run down the hallways, near the ceilings, and affixed with small tack-on hangars. "We get creative!"

    A minute or two of cutting and splicing later, you slump against the wall, put the phone in your lap, and pick up the receiver. You're rewarded with an electric buzz of some sort.

    "About time," Pappy says, lighting his cigar.

    "Wait," you say, squinting at the Zippo. "Is that-"

    "Well," Pappy says thoughtfully. "Didn't look like he was using it at the moment."

    You shake your head, and address the phone, cradling the receiver between your shoulder and head. "Okay, I don't even know what line we're on, so I'm going to try the operator."

    "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD" a young voice screeches in your ear almost instantly. "OH MY GOOOOOOOD"

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:17 No.18316069
    I thought that was Mallory?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:17 No.18316072

    Shoot... I thought I deleted it in time.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:18 No.18316080
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:18 No.18316081
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)21:18 No.18316082
    "Hey, kiddo, how's life treatin' ya?"
    Also why did we not have to wrangle with operators this time?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:18 No.18316083
    Fuck yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:18 No.18316086

    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/13/12(Tue)21:18 No.18316087
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    "Yes, this is god, can I help you?"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:18 No.18316088
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:18 No.18316091
    "No gods, just big brothers."
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:19 No.18316108
    "This is Him."
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:20 No.18316115
    >Pappy has Rommel's lighter

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:20 No.18316121
    "This is He, yes."
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:20 No.18316124
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:20 No.18316134
    Guys, remember how we eavesdropped on Minna, way back when. All the lines on the base are connected.

    So, yeah, that's probably our sister. Who is even now being told all manner of falsehoods regarding our purity.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:21 No.18316143
    But she was like a half hour away from the phone last we checked.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:21 No.18316146
    >Inb4 Zucchini invades our phone call
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:22 No.18316153
    "Dont believe anything they're saying! They're all LIES!"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:22 No.18316154
    Goddamn libido
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:23 No.18316176
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    >inb4 we go wop hunting

    The witches are about to get a healthy lesson in "Now is NOT the time" if they invade our call again.
    >> Starshadow 03/13/12(Tue)21:24 No.18316183
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    Thread archived. I made sure the description doesn't spoil one bit of this thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:24 No.18316187
    And we've been running around hiding in closets, stealing phones an evading pursuit for at least that long.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:24 No.18316188
    It'd been a while anyway, and there's been a time jump, so it's probably close enough for plot.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:24 No.18316190
    >Minna is eavesdropping on us right now
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:25 No.18316202
    So long as she doesn't make snide comments about our piece, That's fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:25 No.18316207
    >Make something flip the light switch go BOOM the dynamite is in the next room!
    Fucking twat.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:26 No.18316213
    We talked for a bit with the family, then fled, then got stuck in a closet for a while, then we had to get a phone, then we had to splice it in.

    It's almost certainly our sister, and she's almost certainly being told all manner of things of an unknown nature. Either smut-filled lies of perfectly accurate tales of our combat exploits. We need to figure out which.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:27 No.18316224

    either way we just say its all true. no big deal.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:27 No.18316225
    Its probably smut filled tales of our combat exploits.
    >> Starshadow 03/13/12(Tue)21:27 No.18316237
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    >Not recognizing an Incredible Machine reference
    No anon, you are the twat.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)21:28 No.18316243
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    "Speaking," you say automatically.


    "... Robin?" you say with complete and utter amazement.

    "NO ITS BATMAN," she replies instantly. "POW GOTCHA BITCH!" You hear the pitter-patter of feet on floor as she does her customary happy-dance on the other end of the line.

    "... Robin? How the hell - I just picked up the phone and-"

    "I've been trying to get you, dummy!" She says. "Been running through the switchboard and ringing phones on every line in the base! And then this one doesn't even ring before, hey, there you are!"

    "Wow, I-" you look at your purloined phone, then up to the wire you cut and spliced into -" just picked up a random phone to call you and, hey. How've you been, kiddo?"

    "Just fine I clean my rifle you gave me every day and I'm a super good shot now TELL ME EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!"

    "... well, what?"

    "THE MARTIANS!" Robin exclaims, and you can see her hopping up and down in your minds eye. "DOGFIGHTING ALIUMS! BOOM! YOU'RE WINNING LIKE EVERY MEDAL FOREVER! And mom says you're getting married to some slut!"

    "I AM NOT," you object immediately.

    "Duh," Robin replies. "Like you're smooth enough for that. But the slut sure got to mom, didn't she? Tell me about it! C'MON!"
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)21:28 No.18316253
    I don't give a flying shit if it's a reference, it's still retarded.
    >> Writefag 03/13/12(Tue)21:29 No.18316258

    "Just a pilot, but you were close."
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:29 No.18316265
    Ah. gnome powers!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:29 No.18316267
    >I am okay with this
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)21:29 No.18316269

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:29 No.18316270
    Get comfy, tell kathy and pappy to cover us and start chatting with lil sis.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:29 No.18316271
    >the slut

    Raised her well, we did. Tell her about all the sluts.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/13/12(Tue)21:30 No.18316281
    Our sister, is awesome.
    Tell her pretty much everything.
    >> Major Airlift 03/13/12(Tue)21:30 No.18316287
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    I like her.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)21:30 No.18316289


    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:30 No.18316290
    TELL HER with appropriate wartime censoring and what not.

    But seriously, badass stories are always awesome to hear.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:31 No.18316296

    "Tell me of them medals im suppose to be getting."

    Regal her tales of shooting down that dreadnought and FLYING UPSIDE DOWN saving Sanya.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:31 No.18316299
    Also, mention hellcow and nopemartian.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:31 No.18316302
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:31 No.18316304


    Disregard Overlord, Acquire Peninsular war!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:31 No.18316314
    >running through the switchboard
    >the switchboard is located at the local AT&T office

    She's really just using a metric ton of magic to get through, isn't she?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:33 No.18316327

    Badass stories, with proper wartime censorship.

    And by censorship I mean "I EXPLODED THEM WITH MY FACE," or something appropriately silly.

    And tell her about the slut and how she got Mom riled up.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:33 No.18316332

    "hey, you ever been tested for magic? might wanna look into it, just a hunch"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:33 No.18316336
    She is NOT a slut. She just knows what she wants. And what she wants is a no-fucks-given fighter pilot who takes alium rockets to the face and doesn't afraid of anything.

    We are the only such individual available. It's not surprising that we've got witches handing off us like ornaments hanging off a Christmas tree.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:33 No.18316337
    /a/ has already been over this. Eila is an old and busted slutty sanyasexual.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)21:33 No.18316340
    Oh my god our sister IS a witch.

    She's ROBIN OLDS.

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:33 No.18316341

    This is my mental image of her for all time now.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:34 No.18316353
    I can live with that.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:34 No.18316354
    get MEEYAFOOJEE on station before our blood crystalizes into sugar from the D'aaaaaawww
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:34 No.18316355
    Not anymore, apparently.
    >> Starshadow 03/13/12(Tue)21:35 No.18316358
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    >Planefag knows TIM
    >He has the machine affinity
    Praise the Omnissiah!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:35 No.18316372
    Hanging off us. FUCK. I haven't slept for three days and it's starting to show.
    But wouldn't that make our last name Olds as well? That's kind of a crappy name.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:36 No.18316373
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:36 No.18316380
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:36 No.18316383

    The INCREDIBLE Machine.

    It's a rube goldburg device based game.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:37 No.18316386
    Then why is our father still alive?

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:37 No.18316396

    ....I spent most of it dropping bowling balls on tiny people and mice, but GOD DAMN that was fun
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:38 No.18316399

    A wizard did it.

    >still makes no sense

    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)21:38 No.18316403
    ...Alternate timelines?
    I dunno.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)21:38 No.18316409
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    "Well I blew up a LOT of things," you tell her, "But the oddest things are the... close encounters."

    "Oooh, really?"

    "Yeah. I met... a SAD MARTIAN."

    "Aww. What made him sad?"

    "My radar operator with a huge-ass sword."

    "HE FIGHTS WITH A SWORD?" Robin exclaims.


    "Awesome! Did I tell you I got a bayonet for my Springfield?"

    You blink a few times. Then swallow.

    "Um, from whom?"

    "From your radar operator! Sean! Now I know why, he likes swords and stuff too! And he's really nice to his friends sisters, he must be awesome. Can I meet him someday?"

    "...I'll take you to visit him," you growl after a moment's thought.

    "No! No murdering crewmembers!" Robin scolds you. "Bad brother!"

    >Time to ask HER something. But what?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:39 No.18316413
    Nah, we just dispatch her to go get the other one hung up, after we hole up somewhere
    >> Cookie 03/13/12(Tue)21:39 No.18316414
    Wow. MC got an amazing sister.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:39 No.18316418
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    I'm pretty sure Eila is trippin bisexual at this point.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:40 No.18316426
    "I met a girl."

    >inb4 shitstorm
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:40 No.18316428
    Ask about the scuttlebutt back home.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:40 No.18316430
    I wasn't gonna murder him.....

    Unless he got any ideas regarding you....
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)21:40 No.18316435
    "How the FUCK do you know Sean? And how's the homefront?"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:41 No.18316439

    Namedropping Minna accidentally MUST HAPPEN

    Lil sis is smart. She'll pick up on this instantly.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:41 No.18316441
    >Sean sending our sister presents
    >Sean hitting on sister
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:41 No.18316446
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:42 No.18316457
    Do you... sparkle?


    "Please tell me you haven't volunteered for combat"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:42 No.18316461
    I'm not killing him


    Has he been hitting on you?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:42 No.18316467
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:42 No.18316474

    From the following:

    "What have you been doing?"

    "Have you been messing with Mom properly for me?"

    "Are there any boys that I need to shoot-I mean you want me to meet?"

    Then finally an option for planning an outing together as brother and sister the next time you're off duty.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:43 No.18316475
    >Bout how old is our sister?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:43 No.18316476
    Sean and recruiting posters. And newspapers. And other forms of NATIONAL FAME AND ADORATION.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:43 No.18316477
    Ask her how she is doing in school. What friends she is hanging out with. Obligatory big brother stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:43 No.18316489
    >sean, getting forcfully glued to sakamoto
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    >4 minutes without a post
    >> Writefag 03/13/12(Tue)21:47 No.18316533

    Actually, we should mention that Sean has been awfully close with that Japanese Witch, Sakamoto.

    Why, of course you can tell all your friends and the newspaper. I'm sure they wouldn't mind it being public.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:47 No.18316535
    Hopefully we get a new thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:47 No.18316537
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:48 No.18316544
    Second. Good older brother stuff.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)21:48 No.18316546
    Man, seriously.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:49 No.18316555
    >Actually, we should mention that Sean has been awfully close with that Japanese Witch, Sakamoto.
    Ooh yes. Rumours ahoy!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:49 No.18316558
    We should name drop a few of the witches, if only to say "Hey, guess who we are serving with? You want any of their autographs?"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:49 No.18316560
    Be the older brother.

    Amaze her with tales of our glory and gallantry.

    Offer to introduce her to the squadron once we've won the war
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:50 No.18316564
    "So Erwin Rommel walks into a fridge..."
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:50 No.18316565
    Pagan Elf
    Fap Angel
    Fap Angle
    Flange Pa
    Flea Pang
    Leaf Pang
    Page Flan
    Gape Flan
    Penal Fag
    Panel Fag
    Plane Fag
    Leap Fang
    Plea Fang
    Peal Fang
    Pale Fang
    Neap Flag
    Pane Flag
    Nape Flag
    A Flag Pen
    A Flan Peg
    A Nag Pelf
    A Pang Elf
    Fa Gal Pen
    Fa Lag Pen
    Fa Pang El
    Fa Nap Leg
    Fa Nap Gel
    Fa Pan Leg
    Fa Pan Gel
    Fa Pa Glen
    Fag La Pen
    Fag Pal En
    Fag Lap En
    Fag Alp En
    Fag Nap El
    Fag Pan El
    Flag Pa En
    Fang Pa El
    Fan Gap El
    Fan La Peg
    Fan Pa Leg
    Fan Pa Gel
    Gal Pa Fen
    Lag Pa Fen
    Nag Pa Elf
    Gap La Fen
    Gap An Elf
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:50 No.18316574
    >Fap Angel not on top
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:51 No.18316581
    That's nice.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)21:51 No.18316586
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    "And Ian!? What the hell has HE done!?"

    "Oh he sent me a helmet," Robin tells you, "and this really pokey British Commando knife!"

    "What? WHAT?"

    "The note said I'd know where to put it next time you were on lea-"

    "THAT FILTHY SKUNT," you snarl.

    "What's... oh, I get it, it's a-"

    "You shouldn't get things like that at ALL."

    "I'm not a child anymore!"

    "Yeah, you ought to be weaving your cocoon by now, shouldn't you?"

    You and Robin carry on like that for a while, talking about this and that. Your greatest fear doesn't materialize, but you know that your next letter from her is going to start with "SOOOO GIIIIIRRRRLZZZ," the body will consist of rampant speculation, and the latter half with unsolicited advice, perhaps cross-referenced for every possible witch/you pairing available on the island - because waiting for a return letter identifying your prospects before she begins advising is just too damn long, for her.

    She Tries To Help.

    The little monster.

    Finally, an hour later, she apologizes and says she has to run but she'll "talk to you soon." True enough; if you can't swing trans-atlantic phone calls with all those new medals you're supposed to be getting, then what good are they?

    Even the voice quality was good, for a trans-Atlantic call. Literally the perfect hour.

    >now what?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)21:52 No.18316596
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)21:52 No.18316597



    Now there's a DOOM RL mod for you. Angel of Fap. Every music file is replaced by a dramatic reading of /tg/ writefagging from the glory days of "roll 1d100 and write monster girl waifu" threads.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:52 No.18316601
    Go find Trude
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:53 No.18316608
    >Even the voice quality was good, for a trans-Atlantic call
    I call gnomes.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:53 No.18316610

    Trude, that was the plan from the start.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/13/12(Tue)21:53 No.18316612
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    We steal pantsu

    For Kathy.
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    >Even the voice quality was good, for a trans-Atlantic call. Literally the perfect hour.


    >Inspect plane, schedule a little discussion with our crew regarding our sister
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)21:53 No.18316615
    >glory days of monstergirls
    Do you WANT your thread derailed?!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:53 No.18316616
    >for a trans-Atlantic call
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:53 No.18316617
    Trude still has them drinks, right?

    How is this even a question?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:53 No.18316620
    >"talk to you soon."'

    I'm just saying...
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:53 No.18316621
    Let's see what's up with Trude. It's rude to keep a drunk girl waiting.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:53 No.18316624



    And gut Sean or Ian if we see them.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/13/12(Tue)21:54 No.18316627
    To the plane!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:54 No.18316628
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:54 No.18316631
    Hang with Trude, get her panties.

    Kathy needs some.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)21:54 No.18316634

    OH, and you have to hold down the ctrl key for any commands entered on the numeric keypad to be recognized.

    So, both hands on the keyboard at all times.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:54 No.18316635
    Keep with the theme of the evening and find Trude and Chris.
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    >he knows about DoomRL

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:54 No.18316639
    >Perfect quality call on the Trans-Atlantic Cable

    ...we can affect something THAT big?!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:54 No.18316643
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:54 No.18316644
    Post a sign in the lounge reading


    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:55 No.18316650
    It's Trude time!
    Get her and the imouto and pass out in the widow.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:55 No.18316652
    To the Plane!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:55 No.18316653
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    >Aquire panties

    I happen to know an expert in this area ...
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:55 No.18316656
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:55 No.18316661
    Plane, Trude, Sean, Sanya, in whichever order they come up.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:55 No.18316662
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:55 No.18316664
    Drag Trude to the plane and have a three-way!
    >> Major Airlift 03/13/12(Tue)21:56 No.18316669
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    Or when mom said "she's out" it really meant "She's over there, training for the war!"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:56 No.18316670
    Don't leave Trude hanging, she rode a fucking horse to get us.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:56 No.18316681
    Time to chat with Trude and Chris. This gonna be good.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:56 No.18316682
    Acquire Trude, Chris and booze, take Chris to Widow.

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:56 No.18316683
    Continueing: >>18316662

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:56 No.18316684
    Hint: It's not us...
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/13/12(Tue)21:57 No.18316690
    For all those folks wondering about the Trans-Atlantic phone quality...

    A phone counts as a machine. By extension, that makes phonelines part of the machine.
    What affinity does the MC have?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:57 No.18316697

    Trude! Then plane!

    Or rather, Trude with the plane!

    And maybe someone's pants while we're at it.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:57 No.18316698
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:57 No.18316700
    Trude offers alcohol.

    We must find her.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:58 No.18316709
    I'm going to be more surprised if she doesn't end up on the island.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:58 No.18316711

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:58 No.18316714

    with our sis fiddling the other end, yeah.

    also, trude has booze and wants to ive it to us. we should look into that.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)21:58 No.18316717
    An excellent plane! I mean, plan!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:58 No.18316719
    I'm afraid to ask Minna if witches can get tool-using powers.

    Anyways, Trude's next. Tonight is daaaaaaaw night, after all, and it may be our only chance to enjoy such things once pf drops the cliffhanger on us.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:58 No.18316725
    >Electrical gnomes
    nope. Those be gremlins.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)21:59 No.18316731
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)21:59 No.18316737
    Kathy can use Trude's. She won't be needing them for a while...
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:00 No.18316750
    Trude + Chris
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:02 No.18316764
    Trude + Chris
    Drag them and the booze to the Widow
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:03 No.18316784
    Chris is too young you know. I don't think she is even 13.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:03 No.18316791
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    >she apologizes and says she has to run but she'll "talk to you soon."
    >"talk to you soon."
    >not call
    >Even the voice quality was good, for a trans-Atlantic call. Literally the perfect hour.
    >voice quality was good, for a trans-Atlantic call.
    >Literally the perfect hour.
    >Oh my god... we don't have any perfect anythings....
    >He's planning something bad.
    Shit just got real. Like really really real.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:04 No.18316792
    If we make any moves on Chris Trude will murder us and then ride Hellcow into hell to murder us again.

    Just sayin'.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:04 No.18316796
    Too young for what? 13's plenty old.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:05 No.18316809
    >I'm afraid to ask Minna if witches can get tool-using powers.
    She said as much. Shirley does have a lesser version of the machine affinity, for instance.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:05 No.18316810
    >making moves on Chris
    We'll be busy enough with Trude raping us.

    >captcha: Chastity hootep
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:05 No.18316811
    Even the guy from Johnny Got His Gun can see it coming.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:05 No.18316814
    Well no one's talked about doing that, but really, she might just join in. From what I gather, in the series she's pretty fucking siscon.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:05 No.18316815
    That wasn't no transatlantic call...
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:05 No.18316816
    "Someone is looking for you in the hangar"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:06 No.18316824
    Yeah I am going to ignore you idiots because it is obvious you morons are trolling.
    >> Major Airlift 03/13/12(Tue)22:06 No.18316827
    That was Luke.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:06 No.18316829
    Oh shit...
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:06 No.18316830

    That was Luke, Step it up
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:07 No.18316838
    Everytime I read that sentence I have nightmares.

    That. Fucking. Hangar.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:07 No.18316844
    Why? We're never in the god damned place.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:07 No.18316845
    Okay I keep coming back to this, what the fuck?
    Something in me needs to know where this is from.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:08 No.18316853
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    >presents from sean and ian

    >she's not in america

    >she's already here
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:08 No.18316856
    Our plane is our true love
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:08 No.18316857
    google does searches by images now dude. use it
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:08 No.18316860
    Bitch NTR'd us with Luke.

    You know it.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:09 No.18316867
    >Chris is a mimic witch
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:09 No.18316872
    I think he means the pic
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:10 No.18316880
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    Dudes, Robin is the MC in miniature. She's what we've been trying to turn Miyafuji into. And you lot think her being around is a BAD thing?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)22:10 No.18316885
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    "Mind if we come along?" Pappy asks you. "Always fun to ogle somebody's new ride."

    "New Old Ride," you tell him. "Model A Widow. Well, late model. So it doesn't have all the fancy toys." Well, it did have SOME, but they were tacked on after the fact. Rear-Warning Radar, for example, but with your backseater you would've preferred the radar altimeter your prototype had.

    "What were you flying all this time, then?" Kathy asks you.

    "A prototype. Got shot up good last time, so they've probably taken it back to tear the engines apart and see what they can learn. Just as well, if you opened the cowling flaps at the wrong time it'd do something funny to the slipstream and choke the engine out like a five-cent whore."

    "Five cents?" Kathy snorts. "You rich city boys..."

    You carry on like that for a bit as your AMERICA friends escort you to the hangar. The cavernous space is busy as hell - like the rest of the base - but you spot the Widow immediately on the far side. You duck and weave through the traffic. Lots of new faces among the techs and engineers - it's clear that Bain isn't just a Witches base, at least not for the foreseeable future. It's a brief reminder that half the famous generals on the planet aren't in one castle just for shits and giggles; Bain is a nigh-unassailable command post (well, now,) and threatens the flanks of Martian forces that landed north, in East Anglia. Despite all that, the massive, ancient castle is still easy enough to get lost in, if you want privacy.

    Weird place.

    There she is. Your baby, your beauty, your first fighter, your original ride. After five months of boring patrols, she led you into your first successful Witch Bounce... and then into History.

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:10 No.18316886
    >Wants to meet our crew
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:11 No.18316897
    (C79) [Peθ (Moju)] PF☆ST (Strike Witches) [English]
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:11 No.18316899
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:12 No.18316905

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:12 No.18316912
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:12 No.18316914
    Time for a paint job. We've got some big stuff to put on there, plus a picture of the most beautiful girl on base.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:12 No.18316919
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:13 No.18316922
    We do, because she's our little sister, and we don't want her to die.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:13 No.18316923
    >"Five cents?" Kathy snorts. "You rich city boys..."
    You are the best witch ever!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:13 No.18316927
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:13 No.18316937
    It's a warzone, dude. We want her back on the family farm (?) where the most trouble she can get into is the neighbor boy.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:14 No.18316941
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:14 No.18316944
    Big improvement over the generic dumb blonde novel version, ayup.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:14 No.18316948
    >"Take your lickings like a woman"
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/13/12(Tue)22:15 No.18316961
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    >"Five cents?" Kathy snorts. "You rich city boys..."

    this makes me realize there aren't any witches doing the awesome face
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:15 No.18316962
    plane on the plane on the plane on the plane on the
    plane on the plane on the plane on the plane on the
    plane on the plane on the plane on the plane on the
    plane on the plane on the plane on the plane.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:17 No.18316985
    Can we put the Dreadnaught and the EF on this one? Technically we did those in the prototype.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:17 No.18316987
    I thought we were going to find Trude and Chris?

    And also, no. We don't want our sister here. Think about what's happened to US in the last three days. Think about how being here has effected the witches here. Our sister doesn't deserve that kind of shit in her life.

    The only good thing about her being on base would be that she'd be with US, rather than alone somewhere else.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:18 No.18316996
    >Get Prototype upgrades applied to widow
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:19 No.18317005
    Hence, why she will inevitably end up here.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:19 No.18317020
    They're OUR kills, not the plane's.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)22:20 No.18317024
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    The Widow has been freshly washed and waxed, and on the side -

    "No way," you marvel. You run your thumb gently over the expertly-applied kill markings, which include-"

    "Two... dreadnaughts," you marvel. "Oh my god. Yes. Yes. Fuck yes."

    You lower the ladder and clamber up into the cockpit. The plane has been extensively repaired, but the cockpit is the same old familiar cockpit you've spent so many hours in. The carefully-polished instrument glass, the little bit of stickum that refuses to come off (which once secured the picture of a certain cheating whore that you tore out a few weeks after arriving in the ETO,) the little grease-pencil tally marks on one side of the cockpit you made every time Sean bitched about "Sparkle Fantastic la-la bitch," (eighteen hash-marks total,) oh yes, yes, this is your bird.

    Except your bird didn't have a radar altimeter.

    You scrutinize the instrument panel closely.

    Your bird didn't have 65 pounds of boost pressure marked as the maximum safe limit, either.


    Oh my god.

    You slither out of the cockpit and down your ladder, deliriously happy, and that's when Trude SEIZES you.

    >roll with it
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:20 No.18317025

    You make a compelling case. but here's the deal. If she comes here, she's not gonna take no for a answer. If we try to shoo her, she's gonna try to take up with the homeguard or something similarly stupid.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:20 No.18317032
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    Again, MC in miniature. And she doesn't have gnome bullshit to worry about. She'll love it here.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:20 No.18317033
    >> Major Airlift 03/13/12(Tue)22:20 No.18317035

    According to my Googling, yes. And night fighters used different colored marks for kills during the day and night.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:20 No.18317038
    >roll with it
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:21 No.18317044
    >roll with it

    Little from Column A, little from Column B.

    "So, about getting your sister liquored up..."
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)22:21 No.18317046

    We've earned it.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:21 No.18317049
    Paint our plane on the plane, with our kills underneath.

    (Mini-Minna on the plane pinup)
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:21 No.18317052

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:21 No.18317056
    WISECRACK! ITS OUR WAY! Along with a bounce.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:21 No.18317057

    [x] crack wise
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:22 No.18317062
    ...and she'll end dating Luccini.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/13/12(Tue)22:22 No.18317063
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    >roll with it

    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/13/12(Tue)22:22 No.18317065
    ...we've gotten upgrades.

    >Roll with it
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:22 No.18317066
    [x] Roll with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:22 No.18317069
    Roll with it

    "So, I just got my plane back, called home for the first time in months, talked with my little sis, found out the widow has been upgraded, found out I have kill credits for two dreadnaughts, and now a witch is hugging me.

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:22 No.18317071
    wise crack and roll with it this must happen!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:22 No.18317075
    Roll with it. Either going to get screwed or killed. Time to get this piece of drama moving.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:23 No.18317076
    Seize Trude the fuck back.

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:23 No.18317078
    Roll with it, she's a pretty awesome witch, you saved her sister, all is well for a brief moment.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:23 No.18317086
    She might be annoyed, but the call to our sister should fix that.
    Something in the middle should work:
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:24 No.18317091
    >inb4 we get alienblocked again next post
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:24 No.18317092
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:24 No.18317094
    Roll with it. Sister. Upgraded Widow. Drunk Witch hugging us.

    It's a good day
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:24 No.18317099
    Roll with the bounce and finish with a wisecrack.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:25 No.18317100

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:25 No.18317102

    Roll with it, she might be responsible and it's about time we didn't run away from our well-deserved gratitude.

    We're heroes. Let her praise us as we deserve.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:25 No.18317104
    Roll with it.

    Too happy to bother with anything else.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/13/12(Tue)22:25 No.18317106
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:25 No.18317108
    We'd better fucking not. They deprived us of hot witch dickings once, they'll not do it again.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:25 No.18317117
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:25 No.18317118

    Smart ass remark. This is one of the few times we won't get twinkie house'd for it.

    >Drawfag here

    Quick question: You called Sean sword a broad sword. Wikipedia shows me this:



    If N, please provide additional pylons...er pictures.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:26 No.18317124
    Wouldn't bother me. It'd just be an excuse to kill things with the widow.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:26 No.18317125

    "Have you seen this!

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:26 No.18317129
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:26 No.18317132
    I think it's more of a claymore, but that may be just me.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)22:28 No.18317146
    Just Roll wit it
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:28 No.18317157
    Basket hilted broadsword
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:29 No.18317162

    That is what I always saw it as, but I want to see what the official response it. I don't want another shoulder strap indecent.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:30 No.18317169
    >roll tide
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:30 No.18317176
    I believe it was a basket-hilted claymore, specifically.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:30 No.18317178
    >no u
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:31 No.18317182
    Go Bama.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:31 No.18317183
    Right, that's the one.
    Knew i was missing a detail.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:31 No.18317189
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    >shoulder strap indecent
    I didn't realize anon was that prudish.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:31 No.18317191
    War damn eagle
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)22:33 No.18317211

    Quite. To be precise, it's a "late" claymore, which was blade used by the late-era Highlanders, except it was actually a basket-hilted broadsword in that era, not the ancient two-handed shit-wrecker.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:34 No.18317225

    Welcome to the Swamp motherfuckers
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:36 No.18317240
    lol, I was just completing what
    said. I'm a LSU fan myself.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:36 No.18317252
    Wiki indicates that there's a terminology dispute, but it seems accepted usage.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:36 No.18317256
    >Inb4 new thread
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:36 No.18317258
    Deliriously happy? As in giggles and skipping level of happy?

    Because that would be pretty terrifying. If we're not so happy that people think we've finally lost it, we're doing it wrong.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:37 No.18317262

    im so sorry
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:38 No.18317273
    What aspect of our personality was trude again?

    I remember Sakabroto was pragmatism, but I cant remember minna nor trude.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:38 No.18317276
    C-A-N-E-S CANES!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:38 No.18317280
    Minna was our Authority issues or some shit
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:39 No.18317288
    Sexual frustration
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:39 No.18317290
    Minna was self control. I really don't remember Trude.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:39 No.18317292
    Fear about our sister.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:39 No.18317293
    I don't remember. That whole thing was pretty retarded.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:39 No.18317296

    Our Self Control has an awesome rack
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:39 No.18317297
    Minna was Self-Control, and Trude was Self-Doubt, who we insisted didn't exist.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:40 No.18317309
    That seems more like Minna's bailiwick, really.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:42 No.18317326
    I thought Minna was self-control, or something else discipline-related.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:42 No.18317333
    >Inb4 Planefaggin
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:43 No.18317340
    No, she was our latent issues with authority figures.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:44 No.18317358

    Nope. She was Self-Control
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:45 No.18317366
    Your both right! And she apparently has an awesome rack.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:45 No.18317368
    She was first called one and then the other. Another reason for this:
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:46 No.18317373
    No, she was our self control that had an awesome rack.

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:46 No.18317377
    We're a 20 year old male. Any rack is an awesome rack.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:46 No.18317378
    It may have changed over the course of a few threads. BUT, I distinctly remember her being Authority Issues at the first introduction. We were a bit loopy at that time, though.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)22:48 No.18317398

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:48 No.18317399

    Not to mention:
    >"I've been trying to get you, dummy!" She says. "Been running through the switchboard and ringing phones on every line in the base!"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:48 No.18317408
    She was both, retard.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:49 No.18317412
    With that last dream she may also be our sexual tension and frustration.
    Were 20, not 14. We have some taste in racks.

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