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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: House of Cards Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)22:15 No.18316954  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    It's morning.
    On either side of you are girls you truly and deeply adore.
    Erica seems to be trying to break your right arm.
    Ursula just snuggles into your side.

    The sounds of birds, singing thier songs float in through the window.
    A soft morning breeze brings fresh air into the room.

    God is in his heaven, all's right in the world.
    That is, until you saw it.

    *ROLL IT*
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:18 No.18316999
    rolled 98 = 98

    here we go
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:18 No.18317000
    rolled 64 = 64

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:19 No.18317009
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:20 No.18317028
    Nice trips, both of you.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:21 No.18317050
    >trips and a 98
    This can only be the most awesome thing we see ever.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:22 No.18317070
    I know, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:23 No.18317085
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:26 No.18317134
    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)22:28 No.18317158
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    A house of cards is something that seems easy to put together.
    But the more cards you add on it, the more intricate the design, the more you risk it coming down.
    Now this particular house of cards was bordering on impossible.
    layers upon layers, shelves, doors, domes and spires.
    All of it built ridiculously on just one upright card.
    It just seemed so elaborate, so frail.
    It was just waiting for someone to knock it down.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:29 No.18317167
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:30 No.18317168
    Then you see Sakura asleep next to a huge pile of candy wrappers and you realize she built it on a sugar high which explains the odd design.
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:30 No.18317175

    >andyou sinned
    And what of it captcha?!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:32 No.18317202
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:33 No.18317209
    Why would somebody create that picture? Why would somebody do this?
    Don't you see, what's the purpose? Who set aside time and purposefully spent it on this?
    Why can this exist? Who would allow it?
    Don't you see why?

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)22:34 No.18317229
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    You see it right in the middle of a floor.
    An intricate house of cards.
    An impossible house of cards.

    "You know what people think is one of the best things about building something like this?" she says.
    "Watching it all come tumbling down."
    She then flicks it with a finger.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/13/12(Tue)22:36 No.18317245
    Oh boy oh bo-

    We're boned!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:36 No.18317246
    Hayate is going to have to violate butler code here.

    It is time to smack a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:36 No.18317248
    Oh god.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:37 No.18317264
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:37 No.18317267
    the terror is palpable
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:39 No.18317298
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)22:43 No.18317335
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    It shakes. It wobbles.
    But it doesn't fall.
    "I prefer to cheat though." Sakamoto says as she shows you the tube of superglue she had hidden.
    "Good morning, Hayata. Do pardon us intruding upon you on this fine morning."
    "Good morning major, to what do I owe the honor of this visit?"
    She motions to the couch, there you see Perrine and Hina hugging each other in their sleep.
    Both looking bedraggled and disheveled.
    "I was drinking with these two last night. then they me up here some time near dawn. Saying something about showing me your 'stupid face'. Then they promptly crashed in your couch. hahahaha!"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:44 No.18317353
    Hang on need a minute to climb down from here goddamn
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:44 No.18317354
    This is shockingly close to what I had imagined. Well done.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:44 No.18317356
    Holy shit she's a godly troll.

    We must make her breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:44 No.18317357
    Evil. You. Are. Evil.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:45 No.18317365
    Well, I guess we have a few more for breakfast. Invite Nanoha down?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:46 No.18317381
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:47 No.18317382
    That's a given. And we must bento for... 6 is it? Oh wait us, that's seven. This morning we prepare a feast!
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:48 No.18317407
    Sakabroto most likely enjoys liquid lunches, if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:49 No.18317425
    3 shots of Vodka, breakfast of champions!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)22:50 No.18317451
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    "Let me extract myself from bed, and I shall get working on breakfast. You will join us of course major?"
    "Of course. I'll have to wait for these two to wake up and stop them from killing each other. ahahah!"
    You teleport out of bed, reappearing just by the kitchen.
    "Nice trick. Cute boxers." the major comments on your bunny print underwear.

    You say nothing more and head inside for a shower.

    ah delicious unmetaphorical metaphors.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:52 No.18317479
    Well we do probably still have a jug of that moonshine we haven't turned into molotov yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:53 No.18317499
    Make her and all of the girls breakfast. See if Kraus can majaik up some aspirin for Hina and Perrine.
    Make lunches for everyone and bread for Sousuke.
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    >LG picking up tips from PF

    I...I do not like where this is going.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:58 No.18317574
    Asprin and we make them Sliders. It's the only cure.
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    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:59 No.18317603
    See if we can make a hangover cure healing potion

    We have a full bottle of sake that Sakabroto gave us back when we went to their dimension, it was gotten then promptly put in our folio and never thought of again
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)23:01 No.18317629
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    After your shower, you go ahead and make breakfast, making sure you take to account the number of people there.
    'Nanoha. Good morning.' you call out to her.
    'Mowneen.' she answers
    'Care to join us for breakfast?'
    'Ill be right down.'

    While the bacon was frying, you get to working on the bread.
    "Fresh bread and a full breakfast?" Mio tells you from her place at the table.
    "Now I see why the twins moved in with you."
    "I do what I can major." you tell her with a bow.
    As you lay out breakfast, you ask the major.
    "Coffee? Tea?"
    "Just half a cup of coffee." she tells you.
    You hand it to her, and you see her take a flask from inside her jacket.
    She adds the golden brown liquid to the coffee to fill the glass.
    "Ah. That's the stuff." she says as she drains it in one long pull.
    "Tell me Hayata. How have you been?"
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:03 No.18317679
    Busy but happier than I used to think was possible.
    How about you major? Did you get bored in your home dimension and ask for a transfer here?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:03 No.18317682
    "Asside from whatever that wakeup call is, really good. I'm the happiest i've even been in my life."
    Small talk. And she's a fucking tank man.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:04 No.18317690
    >Sakamoto making plans to move in with Hayate for sweet, sweet perks.... that, and casual sex.

    I'm telling you. She'll force herself in our harem if she has to just to enjoy the privileges.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:06 No.18317717
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:06 No.18317726
    I don't think any of us driving hayate have a single problem with that whatsoever.

    Instead of romantic evenings it is drinking contests and early morning hangover cures
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:08 No.18317739
    So basically drinking contests around the clock.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:08 No.18317750
    And casual sex with the loser doing the winner of the last rounds bidding
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:09 No.18317756
    I know, right? So awesome.
    "I've been really well, actually. My date with Ursula last night went magically, as did my date with Erica the night before that. How have you been, Major?"

    Also, let's prepare a shot of sake, a glass of orange juice, and a mug of coffee and tea for Perrine and Hina respectively. They'll want some hair of the dog that bit them, some electrolytes, and some caffeine.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:09 No.18317761
    And around the cock.

    Mio is basically a reverse Gai.
    Noisy, brash, in your face.
    But still a great wingman like gai is.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:09 No.18317771
    >Can keep Frenchie (if not more) happy when we cant
    >Dat Eyepatch.

    Not a bad idea. But risky.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:12 No.18317798
    She could keep pretty much everyone happy when we are busy.

    Seriously no one could have much of a problem with her around to dispense alcohol and wisdom in unequal measures
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:12 No.18317801

    Tonight we have that bar crawl right?
    Lets take shirou, kenji, gai, sousuke and touma
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:16 No.18317865
    White Day is tomorrow, right? Let's make sure we're not hung over for that.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:17 No.18317878
    No, tonight we need to spend cooking.
    Tomorrow is White Day.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:19 No.18317905
    It was meant to be a boys night out.
    Apparently that became a bar crawl.

    I would rather just bros hang out after we finish our white day cooking
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)23:20 No.18317927
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    "Very busy," you tell her as you now get to working on lunch boxes for 7. "But a lot more happier than I have ever thought I could be."
    "That's good. And how had our girls been treating you?"
    "Very well, thank you. They do have taht box of clothes in the closet that makes me shake in my boots whenever they pull it out." she laughs at this.
    "So major, how have you been?"
    "I've been enjoying the life here so far. So many interesting things. Did you know they had a gorilla on staff? Amazing."
    "Ah, that would be Mike. He's my handler and one of the instructors for the basic classes."

    The twins woke up shortly after you finished the lunches.
    "Whyrrr they here?" Erica asks as she reaches for her usual cup of joe.
    Ursula just looks at the two girls on the couch.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:24 No.18317986
    Or while we do our White Day cooking. Have everyone sit around our flat, listen to music, chat, we make sandwiches for the guests and drinks and such between working on the White Day stuff. It would be pleasant.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:26 No.18318028
    That sounds good.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:26 No.18318038
    "Shhh. They're hung over, apparently. Come here, I've got your breakfasts ready and something to drink for them when they get up."

    Give Erica and Ursula a radiant smile as we start serving food on the plates, wearing our adorable apron and mitts. We're going to make the best housewife - I MEAN HUSBAND - someday.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:28 No.18318060
    Mix up Hayate's cure for hangovers.

    A recipe we picked up from helping to run a bar.

    Until the police came by and shut the place down.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:30 No.18318091
    Can't we magic up some fine wine for Sakabroto?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:30 No.18318103
    What is it, a cafe mocha with an extra shot of espresso and an extra shot of irish cream?
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:30 No.18318105
    No use that memory and the ingredients combined with the basic knowledge we learnt from making healing potions to make Hayate's Super hangover cure!

    Regular hangover cure infused with majaik
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:32 No.18318137
    Well we did just get the go ahead to experiment with potion making after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:34 No.18318158
    Mmm, infuse that with majaik to give it a little extra spring in the step. Call it the Sunny Morning.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)23:34 No.18318161
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    "Shhh. They're hung-over." you tell the two. "Come over here and lets get to breakfast."
    "Good morning, Erica, Ursula. We have come to inspect your quarters."
    "Mawneen Mio."
    "Good morning major."
    "I see you're getting a pretty good deal here. A nice place, good food, and a great man. How do I get myself in on this?" she asks.

    Ursula chokes on her juice and Erica just looks at her.

    >hayate's cure for hangovers
    an egg, some m&ms, bacon, pinaplejuice and half a slice of pepperoni pizza
    All blended together.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:37 No.18318208
    "I don't know you well enough, major, but you are free to stop by for drinks."
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:37 No.18318214
    Just watch how they will handle this.

    >an egg, some m&ms, bacon, pinaplejuice and half a slice of pepperoni pizza
    >All blended together.

    Oh God, that sounds horrible.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:38 No.18318226
    That is the idea
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:38 No.18318228
    She didn't as Hayate, she asked the twins. Smirk, refill their drinks, hand Ursula a napkin, and let them answer for themselves.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:38 No.18318229
    Don't forget the tabasco sauce.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:41 No.18318257
    Second. We're just the demure housewife in this discussion.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)23:41 No.18318271
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    "All of your pay for a month." Erica grins at her from across the table. "And half of it in the succeeding weeks."
    "Ohohoho. You drive a hard bargain." Miso grins right back at her. "But I will consider it."
    "You got Perrinne drunk again huh?" she asks.
    "I only supplied the booze. They did the rest all by themselves." she answers calmly.
    "I would not want to be here when those two wake up." Erica says into her eggs. Ursula nods in agreement.

    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:41 No.18318277
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:42 No.18318293
    Bop Erica on the head seriously semi-upset. "You don't get to whore me out." State that in a clear no-negotiations way.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:43 No.18318313

    Mix cure.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:44 No.18318321
    This. Haha
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:45 No.18318343
    Maybe not in those exact words, but yeah we aren't for sale.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:46 No.18318366
    Oh, man, I bet Erica didn't even consider how that sounded before she said it. As soon as we chastise her, she's going to feel awful for having said it. We will, of course, forgive her immediately.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:46 No.18318367
    Hangover cure is more important
    We can joke about her whoreing us out later
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:46 No.18318369
    This, but add "Nanoha and Ursula have to agree, and get an equal cut."
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:47 No.18318384
    nah dude
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:47 No.18318385
    No, they don't get to whore us out. Hayate actually had to consider whether or not he would be willing to do that for money before. That's a low he's refused to sink to.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:48 No.18318403

    We don't do this for money, it's a labor of love.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:51 No.18318436
    I did mean that as a joke. Should have been clearer on that.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:51 No.18318437
    We only accept payment in kisses.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/13/12(Tue)23:51 No.18318442
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    You give Erica a bop on the head and fake a pout.
    "You don't go whoring me out." you tell her. "Nanoha and Ursula have to agree, and get an equal cut."
    She just grins up at you.
    From beside her you hear Ursula say softly. "two-thirds of your pay, and I will agree."
    You also give her a playful bop on the head.
    "Who is this Nanoha?" Miso asks.

    And as-if right on cue Nanoha comes bouncing into the room.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:52 No.18318459

    Mix hangover cure.

    Warn them that they may prefer the hangover.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:53 No.18318469
    "Nanoha, meet the Major, Hero of Japan. Miso, this is Nanoha, my girlfriend."
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:55 No.18318500
    started watching second season of full metal panic, bunto kuns are scary
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:55 No.18318510
    Why do I get the feeling Sakamoto would take that offer anyway
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:57 No.18318536
    Seriously, though, all jokes aside, they're not allowed to charge. Not in favors, gifts, money, or anything else. They do not get to be our pimps and we are not going to be a whore.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:58 No.18318549
    it was a joke. don't get too srs.
    >> Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:59 No.18318558
    They do get the say on who can / can't join but yeah no pimping us out
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)00:04 No.18318620
    Shit, the dread's half the fun, man.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)00:04 No.18318623
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    "Nanoha, this is major Sakamoto. Major, this is Nanoha. My girlfriend."
    You introduce them.
    "Hello, Nanoha. I may not look like it but I am the hero of Japan! hahahaha!"
    Nanoha joins you and the others for breakfast.

    You head back to the kitchen and fix up some hangover remedy, something you learned while working in a bar in Ginza.

    A dash of sake, some pineapple juice, a bag of M&Ms, bacon, celery, a raw egg and a piece of toast blended together.
    You put aside this malevolent yet uplifting concoction for the two sleeping girls.

    Somewhere outside, you hear the bells signalling that classes are to start soon.

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:05 No.18318642
    >Somewhere outside, you hear the bells signalling that classes are to start soon.

    Oh, we can't be late again!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:06 No.18318647
    Wake the girls up gently, escort them to the table, finish putting together everyone's (EVERYONE'S) bento boxes.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:06 No.18318650
    Make sure Erica is properly attired.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:06 No.18318654
    Oh gawd.
    Wake Hina. Get everyone to class.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:06 No.18318659

    Mentilate to Mike that we'll be in class late as we need to take care to sick individuals.

    Don't mention sick from what.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:07 No.18318662
    Perrine too.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:07 No.18318677
    Leave hina and perrine for now.
    Let them get up later.
    just leave them a note with the hangover juice
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:08 No.18318688
    Holy crap, did we really sleep in that late?

    Have Jakob pop out, go into Laplace mode and get everyone's clothes ready. We'll have to skip breakfast.
    Make sure the lunches are ready, and wake up Hina and Perrine, administer the hangover cure, and get a change of clothes ready for them.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:08 No.18318690
    I like that. Send the girls on their way with kisses and bento boxes, then get the drunkies up and functional.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:08 No.18318692
    So how large is butler's harem now?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:08 No.18318695
    Is Perrine taking classes? If so, wake her up.

    Wake Hina up ("morning sunshine"), give her the hangover stuff (I was expecting a potion, but whatever)

    Leave Ted and Jacob here (to watch over our place and to give Perrine the hangover thing), hand out dose bento boxes, and go to class.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:10 No.18318732
    Three are actually in it, but if everyone whose shown interest that Hayate would allow were to join?

    Between eight and ten.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:11 No.18318741
    3 mainstays
    2 girls and 1 guy tsundere still trying to convince themselves
    1 girl we are working on
    the baker girl
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:12 No.18318759
    And potentially Mio, as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:13 No.18318770
    I guess if we're really running late, we should go bunnymode or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:13 No.18318772
    People also expressed some interest in an adult-zuchinni and a Yuki.

    Not likely, but worth mentioning.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:13 No.18318777
    and adult lucchini
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:13 No.18318778
    3 mainstays? Who is who now?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:14 No.18318789
    Erica, Ursula, Nanoha in LEO, Hina's decelerating from geosynchronous, Keima and Perrine are on capture vectors, and Sakura is a periodic comet, currently outbound.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:14 No.18318795
    yeah I counted yuki already. she's the one were working on.

    Idk about the director though
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:14 No.18318796
    The twins, Ursula and Erica, as well as Nanoha are all official girlfriends - but nobody else is officially in a relationship with Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:15 No.18318815
    nigga what?

    You meant to say "Yuki" and "working on flirting".
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:16 No.18318822
    Sakura is a periodic extinction causing planetoid when she gets too much sugar or anywhere near BEARS

    Ah well get Erica's dress out for her second day then when tell her she gets tomorrow off then dress the next day
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:16 No.18318826
    >Hayate would allow

    But we'd allow everyone! Nobody should feel alone and all that stuff
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    O RLY?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:17 No.18318849
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:18 No.18318869
    Tirpitz, Bismark and the super heavy destroyer Yamato are docked in navalbase hayate.

    Light cruiser Sakamoto seems to be headed in for repairs.
    Torpedo boat keima patrols the waters just outside area of jurisdiction
    SS, YUKI is slowly coming in to port

    Softness 1, 2 and 3 are currently on the other side of the globe.
    We are waiting for the italian naval escort Lucchinni to get those upgrades she needs.

    Typhooon's Hina and Perrinne are about to make landfall
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:21 No.18318910

    And Hayate's little crew is now debating how to handle this fleet.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:22 No.18318936
    All he knows for sure is that he isn't going to let the Tirpitz, Bismark, or Yamato charge a docking fee and he isn't going to deny any of them a port if he can help it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:24 No.18318948
    The softnesses are actually luxury cruisers converted to battleships
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)00:25 No.18318979
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    The twins get ready for classes as you move to wake the two on the couch up.
    But Sakamoto stops you.
    "No. It would be best to leave them be for now. I will take care of them when they get up. It's partially my fault this happened anyway."
    "Thank you major" you tell her.

    You hand out the lunches you made, and set the hangover cure on the counter in the kitchen.
    WIth it you leave a note for Hina and Perrinne and the three other lunchboxes for them and the major.

    Erica comes bouncing out wearing the frilly monster. Ribbons, bows, and frills dancing in the wind.
    "HIYA!! AM I CUTE? AM I? AM I?" she says giddily.
    You see the major's uncovered eye go wide, but she says nothing.
    "Yes. Yes you are." you tell Erica with a hug. "Now lets get to class."

    Hah! I like this analogy
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:26 No.18318989
    Even though large tracts of flesh and many old and famous dates have fallen or may fall into the grip of loneliness and all the odious apparatus of despair's rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in Perrine, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the twins, we shall defend our Swag Pad, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on dem titties, we shall fight on the dat ass, we shall fight in the bushes and in the forests, we shall fight in the cleavage; we shall never surrender, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, this pad or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Hayate beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New Harem, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:27 No.18319011
    She spent last night taking Sakura lessons

    I love that no matter what we do she can troll us with it
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:27 No.18319013

    I am now certain that either Erica is fucking with us, or it's too snug and depriving oxygen to her brain.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:27 No.18319016

    Oh man either she is trolling us something awful or we broke something.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:27 No.18319023
    Is that dress doped with sugar or something?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:28 No.18319028
    For those ignorant Anons out there, this is from one of Winston Churchill's famous speeches, "We shall fight on the beaches".
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:28 No.18319031
    Reinforce the shit out of Erica being bubbly. Counter troll. She'll try to counter your troll by going more extreme. It's a feedback loop that will eventually lead to someone snapping and some very hot, very angry, likely very public sex.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:28 No.18319040

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:29 No.18319049
    So much this.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:30 No.18319075
    Out bubbly her, she goes gooey romantic, we go gooey romantic, she asks if she's cute, we tell her how damn cute she is.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:30 No.18319084
    She didn't respond to our bento yesterday though.
    Girliest bento ever with a layer of sliced roast potatoes over it seemed like it should of gotten more of a response.

    Also we need to test the death by frills on Ursula some time
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:31 No.18319102
    Nah she'll just stoic her way through it and make us feel bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:33 No.18319142
    I can see it now

    Hayateeeeaeeeee~ am I kawaii?
    You are so kawaii you are giving me diabetes just from looking at you
    YAAAAAAAAY can we go get some stuffed toys after class?
    Sure how about a cuddly bear?
    nope! I want a cute bunny
    Anything for you cuteness

    And everyone just looks on at the continuing madness in horror

    Five minutes later she is screwing us on the roof because she can't out troll us
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:34 No.18319151
    >"HIYA!! AM I CUTE? AM I? AM I?" she says giddily.

    She's trying to troll us
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:34 No.18319157
    And crying angry tears as she bites our ears and digs her nails into our back.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:35 No.18319164
    I think it might embarrass her but it would be cute

    And not in public but in our room in private, don't want to put Ursula through that
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:35 No.18319173
    not even gonna ask why this time, boner

    i know
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:36 No.18319190
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:36 No.18319193
    YOU FOOLS!!!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)00:37 No.18319197
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    You safely drop off Ursula and Nanoha where they should be and get to class just in time for Mike to walk in.

    You shoot him a quick message.
    'Mike, Hina will be coming in late today. She's feeling a little under the weather.'
    'Okay. Is she in the Infirmary?'
    'No, She's in my room. She spent the night there.'
    'Heh.' he answers you before the connection ends.

    "Okay class. Now I would discuss the ...." Mike begins.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:37 No.18319204
    She would be on top, of course, having not even bothered to removed anything but her panties before ripping our clothes off and jackhammering away on our soon-to-be-abused pelvis. The dress would be ruined by the tears, blood, and other fluids.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:38 No.18319221
    rolled 39 = 39

    ... finer points of gardening during combat
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:38 No.18319225
    It'd be the most brutal dicking Hayate will ever give, and she'll love every mind-wrenching second of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:39 No.18319233
    rolled 6 = 6


    ... the proper use of high explosives in a social setting.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:40 No.18319250
    rolled 42 = 42


    ... why there's no such thing as too much dakka.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:40 No.18319251
    rolled 15 = 15

    ...proper method of skydiving with a tank. Really pay attention here guys, this WILL save your lives one day."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:41 No.18319265
    Best way to balance a social situation while trying to avert dimensional extinction
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:41 No.18319267
    rolled 51 = 51


    ... Weaponizing memes. You'd be suprised how useful a well timed LOLcat can be.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:41 No.18319273
    rolled 4 = 4

    proper use of one-liners in combat.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:42 No.18319274
    rolled 71 = 71

    ...the entities known as SUE's, how the Bureau responds to them compared to other Meta-Agencies.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:42 No.18319280
    Why can't your rolls be as good as your responses?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:42 No.18319281
    ...best uses of juggling in a war-zone.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:42 No.18319291
    rolled 56 = 56

    forgot mah roll
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:43 No.18319294
    rolled 52 = 52

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:43 No.18319303
    rolled 24 = 24

    ... the usefulness of a puppet show during hostage negotiations
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:43 No.18319312
    rolled 78 = 78

    Seconding this
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)00:44 No.18319314
    Y'know, he never said to roll for anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:44 No.18319316
    rolled 57 = 57


    ... why certain substances, like bear leaves, are banned on campus.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:44 No.18319321
    Doesn't make this any less hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:45 No.18319327

    Your point?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:45 No.18319329
    rolled 53 = 53

    ...best way to react when you find yourself in a strange location with no recollection of how you got there.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:46 No.18319338
    rolled 93 = 93

    ... why full body armor is now mandatory during faculty meetings, and why this pertains to you as students
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:46 No.18319346
    rolled 75 = 75

    God Dammit, Kraus, get your mack on!

    ...how to get inanimate objects laid.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:47 No.18319354

    Alright, that one's worth a 93.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)00:47 No.18319357
    That was my point.
    Either he's got something planned, he's using the ellipsis as it is properly intended to be used, or he's just gonna pick something amusing. My money's on of the first two options.

    Well sure.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)00:49 No.18319384
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    "...proper method of skydiving with a tank. Really pay attention here guys, this WILL save your lives one day."
    he says.
    Sousuke automatically takes out a notebook at hearing this.

    "A tank isnt exactly made to plummet at terminal velocity towards the ground. You would need preparedness, guts and a shitload of luck."
    He projects some charts and graphs.
    "The amount of terror you feel will be inversely propositional with how successful your jump would be. The amount of marshmallows you have in your pants will play a part in improving this."
    He explains.
    "The tank's muzzle velocity, and turret's positioning must also be taken into account."

    Class went on much like that for the morning.
    With it ending with some amazing footage of failed and successful jumps.

    Lunch comes. Bells ring throughout the building to announce this.

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:50 No.18319410
    Hand Sousuke his bread as usual.
    Maybe go find how Hina and Perrinne are going?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:51 No.18319420
    rolled 90 = 90

    >roll a 93
    >too late
    >story of my life
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:51 No.18319421
    Look for tankdiving lessons
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:51 No.18319423

    Ask Keima about how the Dossier thing is coming along.

    Suggest using it as a way or organizing students for certain less-than-approved-activities.

    Where nobody can hear us of course.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:51 No.18319425
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    >MFW he picked the tank
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:51 No.18319426
    Give Sousuke his bread, tell Erica she looks SOOO KAWAIII~ and go check on Hina and Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:52 No.18319428
    Start inviting people for our bros day. Some people seem to have nerfed it earlier, but we're still having bros day before hoes day.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:52 No.18319435
    Hand off daily bread
    See how Perrine and Hina are faring
    Out-cute Erica
    General chit-chat with team
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:52 No.18319436
    I hope they showed a video of the boss doing it properly in the TSS dimension

    No way that the boss wasn't an agent for all the shit they survived
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:53 No.18319439
    Ask around and invite some of the guys for the Boys' Night Out we're planning.

    Except Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:53 No.18319448
    Someone hasn't seen the new A-Team movie.

    That shit is all Hannibal.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:54 No.18319450
    This. We should check on our guests, it's only proper.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:54 No.18319452
    Speaking of Shirou why don't we give him his book now?
    He will lose interest in anything else and won't even care we are planning a bro's night

    After >>18319435 though since he seems to of summed up the general consensus so far
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:55 No.18319472
    Check on Hina and Perrine. That's the most urgent thing right now. They're guests in our room; it would be terrible to ignore their needs.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:55 No.18319478
    Yeah I never got around to watching it.

    Could of used both videos as examples of how to do it right though
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:57 No.18319503
    Do that at the end of class for the day. That way Mike doesn't yell at us for making Shirou disrupt class.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:58 No.18319524
    They fire the main barrel to make the tank slow down enough that it doesn't kill them all in the tank when they land in the lake - after using said tank barrel to shoot down multiple enemy planes.

    Then they just drive it out like badasses.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:58 No.18319525
    Sakabroto is taking care of them. They're in good, trusted hands, so there's no need for us to worry over them.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)00:59 No.18319541
    The who in the what?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)01:00 No.18319549
    It's still good to check. Show we care, and what not.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:00 No.18319550

    Shirou should still be invited, It's not like we're out with our swag on, we're just going on a pub crawl with the guys...
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:00 No.18319558
    That's true. And a drunk Shirou could be rather amusing.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:01 No.18319564
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    I'm assuming this Boss.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)01:01 No.18319568
    Only we don't actually like Shirou. We have not yet completed our payback for the cockblocking, or the rescue.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:01 No.18319578
    She was the one who got them drunk in the first place. We should check. She might have made things much worse over the course of the morning.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:02 No.18319585
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    Or maybe this one
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)01:03 No.18319610
    That'd be MG(S), he said TSS, whatever that is.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:05 No.18319635
    >implying getting them drunk wasn't the best thing
    They needed it, seriously. Notice how open and honest they got with Sakabroto after they got buzzed? It was necessary for them to get their real feelings out into the open. Once they recover, they can confront those feelings as Sakabroto trolls them about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:06 No.18319647
    Except that wasn't her intention, she was just getting them sloshed for the shit of it. We need to check on them, just in case - especially since we're supposed to be looking after Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:07 No.18319651
    >>...the entities known as SUE's, how the Bureau responds to them compared to other Meta-Agencies.

    This is important and relates to other quests. I feel bad that this topic didn't win out.

    Or shall I copy-paste from the IPDKB splatbook draft?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)01:08 No.18319666
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    You walk over to Sousuke to once again give him his daily rations.
    "Hey man. Here's today's bread."
    "Thanks. How did walking round with those two guns feel? Have you tried firing them yet?" he asks you
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:09 No.18319678
    The player character from the saints row games who only gets called the boss since he leads the third streets saints gang

    The Third Street Saints dimension would be where the games takes place in, basically your character ends up being like dead pool in terms of power and sanity
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:09 No.18319683

    "I've been surprisingly busy. I'll try and get to it today though."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:09 No.18319688
    We've been too crazy busy to do more than wear them. That said, they wear pretty nicely under a suit.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:09 No.18319691
    "I haven't had a chance yet. I was thinking of having a bro's night in tonight, though. I think that should be a perfect time."

    Then, go check in on Hina and Perrine, just to be sure.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:10 No.18319701
    I haven't had a chance, all my battles lately have been of the diplomacy variety.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)01:10 No.18319706
    Now I gotcha. Naw, that episode of tank skydiving still used a parachute.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:17 No.18319802
    Yeah but he did skydive in one tank shoot down about a dozen others and then land in another tank before hitting the ground,

    I mean that's just showing off but it would be a perfect example of how it is done
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)01:20 No.18319853
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    "I've been far too busy yesterday to test them out." you tell him
    "That said, they wear pretty nicely under a suit."
    "I see.. tell me what you think after you have tried them."
    "Okay man. Hey, I was thinking, are you free for tonight?"
    "Yes. Why?"
    "Well, I was thinking of getting some guys together and just hang out. Maybe you, Gai, and whoever else wants in."
    "Sure. I could come."
    "Great man, I'll contact you later after class."
    And with that he starts tearing into one of the baguettes.

    You decide to check in on Hina and Perrinne.
    'Hey Hina. You doing good?'
    You ask her.
    'My head hurts. And why am I in your room?'
    'The major said you got kinda drunk last night, and you and Perrinne dragged her up to our room.'
    'We what? owowowowow' she says, the pain in her head transmitting a little in to your own.
    'You really should drink that stuff I left out for you, It'' do wonders I assure you.'
    'Okay, I will. I'll see you for classes in the afternoon.'
    'Sure. See you.'

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:22 No.18319872
    Perrine. Then let's tell Gai and Keima about the night we're planning. Just movies, music, sandwiches, us cooking to prepare for tomorrow, and having a generally chill good time.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:23 No.18319887

    Might as well.

    Then, check on Keima's progress on our EVIL PLO- I mean, student dossier project.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:23 No.18319900
    >least strange boner
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:23 No.18319903
    In before "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" heard aloud from across campus.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:24 No.18319917
    Oh god, what if she can't censor her thoughts at first and Hayate gets a full blast of the Dere?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:25 No.18319923

    Seconded on both.

    We should present the many potential ways to abuse the dossier information as a hypothetical.

    "You know, with this info we could basically run a student mafia. Hypothetically."
    "Then it's a good thing it's in our hands."
    "And not in the hands of somebody who might abuse it."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)01:26 No.18319938
    Of course.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:26 No.18319940

    This has serious potential for hilarity.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:26 No.18319942
    >"You know, with this info we could basically run a student mafia. Hypothetically."
    >"Then it's a good thing it's in our hands."
    >"And not in the hands of somebody who might abuse it."

    Both then turn away and make a Kira face.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:29 No.18319961
    Dere and Tsun are always given in equal measure. If you somehow find a private stash of dere that was not given freely, you WILL receive a fist of tsun to the face - all with much blushing and "baka".
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:30 No.18319973
    So, a mental blast of dere then, once she realizes what's been done, she tsuns us in person? Sounds like DRAMA!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:32 No.18320009
    So true. It'll still be amusing to see, though. We'll just numb the lump on our head with a cool beer on top of it, and maybe one on the inside.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:33 No.18320019
    That's the most likely scenario. There are two others.

    One is the Confession - presented with irrefutable evidence of their own feelings, the Tsundere turns into a real relationship - though the tsun still rears its head just for the sake of moe every now and then.

    The other is Death. The Tsundere is overcome by the Warp and mutates into full blown Yandere. Bad End.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:34 No.18320032

    >Turn away.

    Because, you know, we aren't planning to do that together and are only being vague for the purposes of plausible deniability.

    Then again, we do have bloody super-hero as a friend.

    "Are you two plotting evil schemes?"
    "Of course not Gai."
    "Merely saying that such things COULD be abused."
    "Indeed. Not that we would use said loopholes-"
    "HYPOTHETICAL loopholes."
    "-for nefarious purposes."
    "Stop plotting evil."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:35 No.18320053
    >"Stop plotting evil."
    "...Okay, Gai... But does Chaotic Neut-"
    "Stop. Plotting. Evil."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:36 No.18320061
    We could corrupt him - make him out enforcer

    yesssss.....we have plansssss for him
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:37 No.18320071
    Corrupt a Kamen Rider?
    I don't think that's even possible.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:38 No.18320079
    Yes, a yandere would be very bad in our situation. We must avoid causing one of those to happen at all costs.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:38 No.18320081
    Sure it is. It means they'll either be dead by the end of the plot arc or BACK AND GOODER THAN EVER by the end of the plot arc. In either case, the sentai will have gotten involved.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:38 No.18320082
    I'm not sure you realize how dumb of an idea that is. He's Kamen Fucking Rider, Gai's sense of justice is as inherent to him as our swag, you can't take it away and have it still be him.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:38 No.18320089
    If it does, we'll have to [x] reload.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:39 No.18320090

    I'm not up to my Kamen Rider lore, but has corrupting a Kamen Rider been done before? If so, I'd wager they atoned for their sins after they realized what they did via gratuitous ass kicking.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:39 No.18320099

    I have the mental image of this like two kids caught trying to smuggle cookies.

    "No. You'll spoil your appetite."
    "But- but-"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)01:39 No.18320102
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    You decide to reach out to Perrine, and kraus successfully makes the connection.

    'Hey Perrine. Feel better?' you ask.
    'Oh god, now he's talking to me in my head.' she says.
    'Hey, It's me Hayate.' you try and reassure her
    'Nonononono... I told myself i'd stop thinking about you. Your face, your voice.. WHY CAN'T I GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD?'
    'Uhm, thanks for thinking of me I guess. Anyway, this is me. I'm contacting you through the devices now.'
    'Wait... You just head all of that?'
    'EEP!' and the connection died.

    "Well, she's feeling better I guess." you tell noone in particular.

    >brb. stuff
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:40 No.18320105
    Note to self, future plot arc, Gai loses his JUSTICE and gains Hayate's SWAG and vice versa and have to race to restore balance before Hayate's harem and Gai's home dimension falls apart.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:42 No.18320128



    Talk to Keima about our EVIL SCHEMES- I mean, 'totally benign student dossier project'.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:42 No.18320131
    That is goddamn adorkable. She doesn't have much tsun left, does she? Just a whole lot of shy. Anyway, time to chat with Keima, Gai, and so forth.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:42 No.18320139
    Invite all the bros, there will be beer, there will be barbecue, we will catch the animals with our bare hands and feast upon them. We shall exchange knowing manly looks, it shall be bro.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:43 No.18320153
    Manly. Picnic.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:45 No.18320173
    Just as long as it's not on a roof.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:45 No.18320182
    It won't be when we start. One bottle of whiskey later, who the fuck knows?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:46 No.18320195
    Yes. see DECADE
    And then again there are some riders created evil and stay evil
    [shockers, saga, etc]
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:47 No.18320201

    I have just defused the Gai-bomb.

    Bring him in. "Keima and I are cunning and conniving enough to pull this off... but we might end up abusing it a LITTLE bit too much."

    "So what we need from you is, well, your moral compass. You can see the value of controlling a spy-network/black market consisting of the entire student body, and will be much less tempted to turn it towards nefarious ends."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:49 No.18320230

    And then we all realize that we enjoy the works of one Freddie Mercury a bit too much, and there will be an awkward tension as everyone but Hayate wonders if they're the only straight one there.

    Hayate already did this shit in a skirt, you mother-fuckers are small-time.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:49 No.18320236
    rolled 17 = 17

    that's just evil
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)01:50 No.18320248
    No, it's fantastic.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:54 No.18320285

    So, we just drop in middle of a forest and hunt the barbecue with our own hands?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:55 No.18320299

    And then totally ruin the whole MANLY experience by using Kraus to turn it into a five-star gourmet meal.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:58 No.18320325
    No, Kraus gets the night off. Campfire, fresh meat, and booze.

    Maybe smores later on.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)01:59 No.18320329
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    You spot Gai, Shirou, Kenji and touma sitting together eating.

    "Hi guys, you free for tonight?" you ask the,

    "Well, I was thinking, maybe we could have a guys night in. I renovated my room, and was thinking of having a small house warming party.
    Drinks, food, music, movies. The works."
    "That sounds good, count me in."
    "Will you be making fudge?"
    "No girls right?"
    "I would be honored to come."

    "Yeah i'll make fudge. And yes, no girls. Just us men. Eating meat. Drinking booze."
    "Okay, i'll go." Shirou and Kenji tell you.

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:01 No.18320344

    Day 1: Hayate invited us out for a couple of days in the deep woods. Seems like a prober way to spend our time. Shortly after arriving Keima had a panic attack after realizing that he would have no internet access or video-games for the next week. Will need to watch him.

    Day 2: Gai bagged a deer. Vaguely envious of his skill. After cleaning it and setting it roast, Hayate played briefly on his Violin. Not a proper MANLY instrument like the guitar, but pleasant enough.

    Day 3: Today Hayate started humming a tune while setting his fishing line. When I asked Keima (who separated from his dating sims started writing one and trying to play it at the same time. I fear for his sanity.) what it was. "Fly me to the Moon" he said, and refused to meet my eyes. Odd choice, but anybody who likes Sinatra is good in my book.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:02 No.18320357

    Speak to Keima about our EVIL SCHEME.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:02 No.18320361
    Toss Shirou his book, hope he doesn't spaz out too much. Go to our girlfriend and tell her how adorable and cute she is, keep on one upping her in terms of mushiness.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:03 No.18320365
    If Shirou touches any of the munchies we're making for the girls, he loses an arm.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:03 No.18320366
    Seconding this.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:04 No.18320372

    Agreed. The time has COME.

    Besides, it'll only take a minute.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:14 No.18320444

    Day 4: Hayate spread out a picnic. Not sure he 'gets' the great outdoors. He also served salmon in a white sauce. Gai and I were too polite to say anything, but I think he relies on the women-folk too much. Keima seems more and more distracted.

    Seriously though, who serves Salmon in white?

    Day 5: Went out and got into a fist-fight with a bear. I feel like I'm the only one who feels the great outdoors like they should be. Keima said something about telling Hayate something important.

    I'll give them their privacy. If Hayate makes one more 'bear handed' joke I can't be help responsible for my actions.

    Day 6: Found delicious berries. Glad I did, Hayate's been trying to poison me. Luckily my spirit companion (some kind of falcon) aided me. Gai said I shouldn't eat the berries. He's just jealous of the powers they give me.

    Day 15: Apparently those berries have powerful hallucinogenic properties, and I misjudged Gai.

    Also informed that all falcons are female. I feel comfortable blaming the feminists for this one.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)02:14 No.18320449
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    On your way to meet the girls, you pass Keima and Jun talking in the hall.
    "Hey guys. I was wondering, Are you free tonight?"
    "I shall be doing waht I do every night." keima answers.
    "And that is?" you ask
    "Playing games."
    "I'm free." jun tells you
    "Well, I wanted to invite you two to the guys night in im holding. Food, Music. The works."
    You then turn to Keima "I'm sure your busy schedule could allow for a few hours, right?"
    "I.. I will see." he answers.
    "Hey keima, how does that little project go?"
    "I have half the class and more signed up. At this rate, by the end of the week, we should have everyone's info."
    "Cool. Glad it's working out."
    "You know," he tells you. "This amount of information, especially the personal stuff, is only supposed to be in the hands of the Director, and some of the higher ups. We are sitting on something big here."
    "Well, it's not like we're gonna abuse it right?"
    "Right." he tells you as you part ways.

    You then head off behind the building to meet up with the girls

    >(who separated from his dating sims started writing one and trying to play it at the same time. I fear for his sanity.)
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:18 No.18320467

    >Kenji gets hopped up on jungle shrooms, disappears for nine days.
    >Blames Feminists.

    Sounds about right.

    Also, glad you're back MST guy. I've missed your brand of madness.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:20 No.18320481

    >"You know," he tells you. "This amount of information, especially the personal stuff, is only supposed to be in the hands of the Director, and some of the higher ups. We are sitting on something big here."
    >"Well, it's not like we're gonna abuse it right?"
    >"Right." he tells you as you part ways.

    Well then, Keima's not only being corrupted in terms of sexuality, but morality.

    Perrine's now rapidly losing control, going to come in soon. Hina's not far behind.

    Only things to worry about now is Gai going JUSTICE on us, or the girls rejecting one of our three oncoming Harem members.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:23 No.18320490
    I'd say Hina is ahead, since she's basically approved already. She just needs to suck it up and actually ask. If anyone's going to get any no votes, it's going to be Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:23 No.18320495
    Perrine's the most likely to get rebuked. Twins don't (or at least Erica doesn't) like her because she's always acting like a stuck-up snotty bitch.
    We'll have to get all three (both?) of them to soften up.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)02:23 No.18320496
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    There, you find your three girlfriends and Sakura waiting.
    Sakura is in her frilly armor for some reason, and is in the middle of bouncing around with Erica.
    "HAYATE! HAYATE! YOU'RE HERE! I MIIIISSED YOU!" Erica says as she bounces up to you.
    You can see the terror in Ursula's face.
    "I missed you too Erica." you tell her in the most diabetically inducing sweet voice you can

    She pulls you towards the other girls and you sit down.
    She promptly settles in your lap, her skirt and petticoat giving a loud impressive POMF=3

    Nanoha and Ursula try and hold back the fear.
    Sakua jsut plops down beside you and begins to dig in.

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:25 No.18320501

    I think Keima jumping the gender barrier and switching teams in both senses is going to be a bit of a shock to some.

    Although if he's going to be too freaked about it, would could offer to keep it on the down-low.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:26 No.18320505
    Kissy face.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:26 No.18320509

    Offer to feed Erica.

    Revel in the fact that we're the only ones who see what Erica is doing.

    Claim not to notice what the other two are worried about.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:26 No.18320510
    Hows your day been snookums, I've missed you my adorable little honey badger. Tell them that Hina and Perrine seem to feel better and that we should thank Sakabroto some time.

    Their intents are pretty obvious so honestly we might want to talk their entry over with the girls so we can get the arguing out of the way.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:27 No.18320514

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)02:27 No.18320515
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:27 No.18320517
    Fuss over some of Erica's ribbons, and coo over her frills.
    Whisper in her ear, "Two can play this game."

    Maybe even hand feed her lunch.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:28 No.18320520
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    Now, homes, I know I just dropped in on this shindig, but wat? Even as a nine year old the girl was GAR at its moest. Especially as a nine year old.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:28 No.18320521
    These. We must be so adorable even Sakura takes notice, and so indulgent that Erica can't take it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:28 No.18320524
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:28 No.18320526
    >adorable little honey badger
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:29 No.18320531

    >"Two can play this game."

    If she knows we know, we lose.

    We need to just roll with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:29 No.18320533
    Erica Hartmann in a CUTESPLOSION frilly dress acting like... a CUTESPLOSION in a frilly dress.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:31 No.18320538
    And be sure to accidentally get a little food on her face so that we can kiss it off.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)02:31 No.18320541
    Then you're missing the details on WHY she is afraid. Believe us in that it is justified.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:32 No.18320545
    Oh no, she's not afraid because of anything like a threat.

    One of her girlfriends is acting INSANE and she's afraid for her safety.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)02:32 No.18320551
    Or possibly our safety.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:33 No.18320553
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    I fail to see why this would induce fear.

    Bubbly joy and demands to adopt her, but fear?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:33 No.18320558
    I kinda wanna see Hayate sing this:


    Just because it would both fit Hayate as a character, and because it would surprise the hell out of everybody we know.

    We're normally classy. This is what we'd look like if we were just a little more crass.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:34 No.18320565
    Picture Nanoha's reaction to Vita going CUTESPLOSION. That's about the tier this is at.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:35 No.18320572

    Because it's so wildly out of character, she thinks she's gone off the deep-end.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:35 No.18320575
    Seconding this set.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:37 No.18320588

    It works.

    It works, and you have pretty good taste in music.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)02:37 No.18320591
    I think I like it. And only in part because of Borderlands.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:39 No.18320600

    Wouldn't work with a violin.
    We'll need to get a guitar.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:39 No.18320601
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    Oh dear. Yeah, the hammer loli wouldn't do that...

    Befriending of MC guy imminent, then?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:41 No.18320613

    So the to get list is now

    >Piano and/or Keyboard.

    This would be totally ballin for an open-mic night.

    If only because NOBODY would see it coming.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)02:41 No.18320614
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    "You want me to feed you my little dainty dachshund?"
    "YAAAAAAAAAAAY!" she says as she bounces up and down in your lap.
    "you open your lunch and begin feeding her.
    "AAAAAAAAMGHH WEEE SOOOO GOOD! Now lemme do you!"
    "Okay sweety pie."

    Ursula and Nanoha can barely stop themselves from retching.
    Sakura just looks on smiling.

    'Are.. Are they broken?' Nanoha asks the bespectacled twin.
    'Terribly so, I fear.' Ursula answers

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)02:41 No.18320615
    Singing. Karaoke. Not everything has to be violin.

    Already happened, in a sense. She's (broadly) part of the harem. Not that it's sexual with her.

    It's complicated, really.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)02:42 No.18320620
    And we accompany ourself, via time jumps.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:43 No.18320628
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:43 No.18320629
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:43 No.18320631
    Stop it boner.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:44 No.18320641


    Do not stop until either she cracks or somebody else intervenes.

    If it's somebody on the outside, act totally confused.

    This is normal behavior after-all.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:45 No.18320642
    We WILL make Erica give up first!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:45 No.18320643
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:45 No.18320644
    Continue cuddling with saccharine sweetness and feeding each other. Let's see who breaks first, Hayate or Erica.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)02:46 No.18320650
    I feel we should give Ursula and Nanoha a break of some sort. Some indication that we aren't broken.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:46 No.18320651
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    But Nanoha is gay. Very, very, very gay.

    Or at least she was last time I checked...
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:47 No.18320655

    We really need one of those Omake peeks into her head.

    I really, REALLY want to know what she's thinking. Whether she thinks we're in on the joke, if we're trying to play mind games, or we're just that accepting of her strange behavior.

    The answer is yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:48 No.18320661
    Next time we give her a little food, make with the "accidental" food on the face. Then, make with the cleanings.

    There has to be something beyond that we can do too, although it seems like that may be more than out other companions can handle.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:48 No.18320665
    Tongue cleanings. If she doens't at least blush I will be AMAZED.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:48 No.18320666
    What part of "crossover fanfiction" do you not understand

    also, Jesus Christ writing that sentence describing exactly what this is annoyed the hell out of me.

    Mostly because I'm reading and enjoying it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:49 No.18320668

    No. They already know we're in therapy, so this is even funnier.

    Plus we can blame this on Erica later.


    She swings both ways actually.

    Which will be handy, because by the time she's of age we're going to need help if the harem keeps growing like this.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)02:49 No.18320672
    Alternate universes. It's majaik, we ain't gotta explain shit.

    Except when we do. We started as soem dude recruited to an interdimensional peace keeping force, with a butler motif, then we became Hayate Ayasaki, Butler Extraordinair, with magic fukken powers. And lots and lots of SWAG.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)02:51 No.18320683
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    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAMGH" yuou say as she hands you an adorable tako wiener. "So good! Tastes so much better when you feed it to me honeybadger"
    "AAAAWWWW, thank you my little teacozy."
    "Hey hey. Maybe we can convince Mike to let me wear this always." she says as she plays with a bow on her dress. "I juuuuuuuuuuuuuust love it so muuuuuuuch"
    "I love it too, my adorable blitzkrieg in a can. I'll talk to Mike later. Now let's continue eating."
    "Say AAAAAAAA." she tells you with a piece of eggroll on the fork
    "No more!" Sakura says as she pushes Erica off you.
    Nanoha and Ursula nod sagely.

    "What ever is wrong Sakura?" you ask her.
    "You're tooo sweet... Are you sick Hayate?"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:52 No.18320687
    Cute Chicken:

    Afforemntioned tongue cleaning of food off her face
    nuzzle her, constantly
    raspberry her tummy
    get her to do a duet with us of a super lame Disney song
    with synchronized dance
    Last resort: Bunnymode, repeat all of the above.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:53 No.18320697
    Hmm, on one hand I don't want to lose.
    On the other hand, if they're REALLY worried about us, they might send us to the infirmary.

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:53 No.18320700
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    WELP. Off to read the Archives.

    Oh, well in that case that makes perfect... wait, wouldn't Hayate be more suited to the task? She's already got experience running a harem, given her lesbian army.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:54 No.18320702
    Nope, Dr. McNinja's back. He'll keep the nasty Frank at bay.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)02:54 No.18320703
    "What? No, I feel fine. Why do you ask?" with a wink, if Erica's not looking.

    We gotta give 'em a small break here. As funny as it would be to just completely ham it up.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:54 No.18320710

    We must inform them of the truth via mentalization without breaking the facade even an little. An errant glance or twitch might give us away at this proximity.

    MEANWHILE we must play dumb and play our part convincingly WE CANNOT LOSE THIS BATTLE

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:55 No.18320711
    "Yep! I've got the looove buuug!"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:55 No.18320712
    We disgusted Sakura. Now we know we're in uncharted waters of disgusting cuteness.

    We plan to assimilate the other Hayate's harem at some point. We kinda have to meet her first.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:55 No.18320720
    I'm sick in love with my little luftwaffle.

    Mentilate her and the others, though the others probably have worked it out, that we're screwing with Erica, if she wants to play the cutesy card we'll call her bluff all the way.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:56 No.18320723
    If we tell them, even just give them a hint, Erica will know.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:56 No.18320727
    Hayate Yagami was mentioned, when we were considering trying to get Vita (the only other character from Nanoha canon we've met) into the harem.

    I, at least, thought there would need to be a harem merger to get her in. Which just gets confusing, because there would be two Hayates.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:56 No.18320729

    We face them. And only our face. We do not wear a pokerface; nay, our expression is to a pokerface as a match is to the Sun. We turn to them a visage so blank, so disconnected, that they can feel the vacuum tug at their soul as our very presence on the mortal plane takes a long step away from the entire metaphysical CONCEPT of the situation.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:57 No.18320732
    I thought that young ladies liked sweets. Maybe we should offer the others a similar treatment.

    And then crack up at their dismay, because it's clear that Erica's not about to break.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:58 No.18320738

    I am currently praying to god that LG is going to refresh.

    This is perfect.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)02:58 No.18320741
    >Erica's not about to break
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:00 No.18320750
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    Makes the naming simpler. Hayate's Harem.

    Besides, you've already got your hand in the jar, what with having recruited Nanoha and all.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:00 No.18320752
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    We'll turn this into Spartan Gay Chicken if we have to!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:01 No.18320760
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    Of course, the logical extreme would be to start brushing Erica's teeth for her.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:02 No.18320764
    We are so sweet we made Sakura sick... Mission accomplished.

    This is like gay chicken with Spartans. In the end no one wins and everyone feels too dirty to make eye contact
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:02 No.18320766
    Oh god, not this again.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:04 No.18320775

    100% Dapper and Swag means we have exactly 0% shame.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:04 No.18320779
    ...You bastard, I spent the past two days watching the Monogatari series. That series gave me so many awkward boners.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:06 No.18320793
    You know I was thinking Sousuke's handler needs to be Big Boss or Old Snake.

    Either way they fit thematically and makes shittons of sense

    Anyone else think Commander Badass would be an awesome poster boy for the IPDKB?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:07 No.18320797

    We need to say that when Erica finally breaks.

    "Alright, how did you manage to keep a straight face for all of that? Were you IN on it, were you fucking with me, or are you just that damn accepting?"
    "Erica, when you're all style and class like me, you don't have time for something as petty as shame."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)03:07 No.18320798
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    "No. I'm perfectly fine." you tell her with a bright toothy smile. "Why do you ask?"
    "It's... jsut you're acting weiiiiiiiiiiird."
    "I am?" you tell her as Erica snuggles into your side. "I didnt notice."
    Sakura just goes back to eating without another word.

    "Hey, hey.." Erica says as she looks up at you. "Pat my head?"
    "Oh course my panzerfaust kitten." and you do as she says while cooing into her ear.
    She smiles and settles in deeper into your lap.

    As you do this you turn your face to Nanoha and Sakura. It's as blank as the empty voids of space.
    You contact them mentally:
    'HELP. I can't stop.'

    They say nothing, and get back to eating.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:07 No.18320801

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)03:08 No.18320812
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:08 No.18320815
    Says you, I found it delicious.

    Mayoi is the only part I was at all uncomfortable with, and since she's fine with it, I can't complain.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:10 No.18320827
    I thought the handlers for team DENSITY was Rance.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:10 No.18320828
    I hope she breaks, if she doesn't snap from being so cutesy and keeps it up for too long she might actually irrevocably change, which would be bad.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)03:11 No.18320834
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    Lunch ended soon enough, with you still feeding Erica, and her still being a giddy frilly monster.

    You walk back to the room and sit down.
    Behind you is a very tired looking Hina.
    And mike begins the afternoon classes

    WAT DO?

    Now watch nisemonogatari.
    Dem sisters man.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:12 No.18320843
    Not all of them. Just Shirou and Touma
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:12 No.18320844
    Slip her a warm cup of coffee and if she looks hungry a sandwich she can eat without disturbing class.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:14 No.18320857

    Greet Hina and ask if she's feeling better.

    Also tell her not to worry about Erica. We're messing with her, she's trying to mess with us, and we're consequently playing mind-games with everybody around us.

    Slowly turning into some kinda trolling-swagularity.

    Also, my spell-check thinks that Swagularity is a real word. Far be it for me to complain.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)03:15 No.18320868
    Or at least, they're the ones we know have Rance
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:16 No.18320874
    we're in the class.

    I don't think this is a good idea
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)03:17 No.18320883
    Sounds good, it does
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:18 No.18320893

    I enjoy the idea of Rance and the Commander getting together and comparing notes.

    "They can't be THIS dense."
    "They are."
    "Come on."
    "The student body has begun referring to them as team 'what is a vagina'."
    "I feel ashamed that they will be remembered as my students."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:20 No.18320912
    Those are the only two that actually are confirmed as Rance's students but so far fan canon states they are all his students ( including lily ) and he is trying to teach them what a vagina is and failing miserably.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:21 No.18320914


    We need to use this term.

    "You know, I'm starting to think I have too much Swag."
    "Oh really."
    "Yeah, I can't even tell when I'm affecting people anymore. I just turn around and there's like five more people who want in my pants."
    "Poor Hayate."
    "I can't help but feel you're unsympathetic to my plight, Keima."
    "What was your first fucking hint?"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:22 No.18320922

    Do this.


    OFFER this. Some Coffee and a snack.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:22 No.18320924
    Commander Badass would suit as Kenji's handler.
    It would actually make sense as to why he joined up
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)03:24 No.18320936
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    'You feeling better?' you ask hina mentally
    'Kinda, that slop took away most of the headache.' she answers.
    'Did you eat that lunch I left?'
    'Yeah. Thanks.'
    'What exactly happened with you, perrine and the major to get you so drunk like that?'
    'I don't know. All I know is you walked away, and we were just sitting there, and then Mio came along.' she answers.
    'Everything after that is a blurr. And then I woke up with the blonde one hugging me.'
    'So you didn't get to talk to Perrinne?'
    'I.. I don't remember.'

    Classes that afternoon went by without much further incident, and finally classes were dismissed.

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:24 No.18320938

    "WHO ARE YOU?!?"
    "Scouting Agent. My name is Commander Badass."
    "I'm in."
    "I... I haven't even made my pitch."
    "Is commander Badass your legal name, or your rank?"
    "I'm in."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:25 No.18320946
    What do we have scheduled for today?

    Seriously, that thing is like a mile long.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:25 No.18320947

    >didn't mention the trolling-swagularity

    Why would you pass up that line.


    Also, inform the girls of the guys coming over for a guys-night/house-warming if we haven't already.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:25 No.18320948
    Back home so we can start up our white day cooking and set our room up for the boys night

    We totally need to remodel it with kraus so we can do Yakiniku, best manly way to eat
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)03:26 No.18320950
    It totally would
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:26 No.18320953
    All we have planned for today is making the munchies for white day and bro time.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:27 No.18320966
    So I guess the MHQ people and SWQ people live in the same IRC channel now?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:29 No.18320978
    Not all of us, I don't frequent the IRC channels for much anymore

    The interests do cross over quite a bit now though so I could see it happening
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:30 No.18320983
    Let us hit up the PX before we prepare for the MANPICNIC.

    Maybe we can get some nice shit
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:32 No.18320995
    Well we could use the ever cooled mini keg of Holding for Mike for letting us pull our little stunt with the bet in class, but they are probably sold by the dozen at the ridiculously convenient store

    I know hidden blades were asked for repeatedly, as were bottomless mags for the pistols, we could always find more to look for though... Like a pocket dimension starter kit
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)03:32 No.18320999
    Who did what with the which now?

    If anyone's doing MSQ stuff in IRC, it's never been mentioned in any threads
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:32 No.18321000

    Like Hidden Blades?

    Also, we need to make a separate small dish of candy, and inform Shirou that he can have some of THAT. If he touches the pile we're going to need for the romantic equivalent of nuclear fusion, we're going to neuter him with a wooden mixing spoon.

    Use those exact words if we have to.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)03:34 No.18321010
    And pray he understands the threat
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:35 No.18321020
    Majaik him a plate of fudge and throw him the book and he will be ok.
    Just add the threat on to be sure
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:36 No.18321027
    He may not understand what a vagina is, but he definitely knows what his boy parts are. I think he'll get the hint.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:37 No.18321028
    It's more lots of fans of MSQ are also fans of SWQ, so they get to discussing things in there off topic
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:38 No.18321043

    The threat we deliver only after he makes a grab for it, with a chipper smile on our face, never hinting at the madness inducing hate just below the surface.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:39 No.18321051
    In that case, could you post the channel info here?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)03:40 No.18321060
    So uhhhh.. WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:40 No.18321061


    Our smile so fake it chills even his stupid ass.

    >romantic equivalent of nuclear fusion

    This shit is pure gold, whoever is writing it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:41 No.18321064
    Well I got the feeling we didn't actually hate Shirou, he is just that ok guy who does retarded shit occasionally but you put up with it because he doesn't really have many friends and can be a good friend when you really need it
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:41 No.18321066
    >Read new Alchemy Book
    >Show Yuki around town
    >Go learn/invent new potions
    >Invent Lesbionics
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:42 No.18321074
    Make things for White Day. Hide things for White Day where Shirou is unlikely to find them. Maybe inform Saber so that she can intercept him.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:42 No.18321075

    Hit PX
    >Endless mags for pistols.
    >Hidden Blades.

    Prepare for GUYS NIGHT
    >Inform girls.
    >Get all the die hard movies.
    >even that shitty new one.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:42 No.18321076

    Stop by the PX and shop a bit.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:42 No.18321078
    PX > Home > white day cooking > boys night

    My vote is for Yakiniku aka Korean BBQ where you sit around the hot plate and throw food on it to cook
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:43 No.18321080
    Just confirming... The one from F/S night?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:44 No.18321086
    He is the fan interpretation so he is dense enough to float on a neutron star but yes that Shirou, complete with Saber as his device / sword
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:45 No.18321091

    I feel like we WANT to hate him, but we can't actually bring ourselves to do it because it's like hating a puppy.

    A mentally retarded cock-blocking puppy.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:45 No.18321095
    We've got plenty of time before the bro party. First inform our ladies and our unofficial ladies that we'll be broing it up until deep into the night. We've got plenty of time before we need to start cooking for white day and bro party. Lets have short talk with Perrine and Hina, ask how they are, see if they remember anything about last night, inform them that we're having a bro party but to feel free to hang out with our ladies. Lets read some of our alchemy book and get started on the classics Yuki gave us.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:46 No.18321103

    More or less, though this one seems to REALLY like fudge for whatever reason. And unless things have changed since I last read, he still turns into an awesome black man via shock due to us slipping him an incomplete genderbender potion.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)03:47 No.18321109
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    >PX it is then.

    Erica bounces out of the room, saying something about talking to Ursula, and you head off to the PX.

    There you are again greeted by the bubbly shopkeeper Recette.
    "HI! Feel free to look around!"

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:47 No.18321111
    Hina already said she doesn't remember shit, and Perrine probably doesn't either. If we want to know what went on, we have to ask Sakabroto for the details.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:48 No.18321116
    >Brief Explanation
    > /post
    This is why I love /tg/, I hopped over to /o/ earlier tonight to ask a question... Not only have I not gotten an answer, one person has gone as far as to claim that the vehicle doesn't even exist...
    >/tg/ the only board worth visiting
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:48 No.18321121
    rolled 9 = 9

    Keg of unlimited beer works, bonus if it self-cools. Tap for it if it isn't included.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:49 No.18321122
    An idiot repellent system in order to keep Shirou from our white day cooking projects and the like.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:49 No.18321124
    rolled 37 = 37

    Pistol magazines of holding
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:49 No.18321126
    rolled 49 = 49

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:49 No.18321127
    rolled 82 = 82


    Bottomless Mags, Hidden Blades.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)03:50 No.18321134
    It hasn't happened for some while. The potion may have worn off. We should ask Gai if the Kurou transformation still happens.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:50 No.18321135
    rolled 85 = 85


    Hell Yeah, Mother Fucker.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:51 No.18321142

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:52 No.18321148
    Except we have about 10 different unique batches of white day goodies to make and set up so maybe not that much time given we are broing it up tonight

    We do need to set time aside for reading though

    So white day list

    T-Rex chocolates for Amazoness
    Hearts for Nanoha
    Chocolate eclairs for Perrinne
    Swords(?) for Hina
    Rabbits for Ursula and Erica
    Bows for Sakura
    Kun-Kun vanilla cookies for shinku
    Perfect mini Keima in goddess mode for Keima
    Chocolate pancakes for Luchinni
    Fire trucks for Elsie
    Chocolate books(?) for Yuki

    Anything / anyone I missed on that list?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:54 No.18321164

    Regular Chocolates for Yuki.

    Add a note about how we made too much and we thought she might like them.

    Get Ted and Jakob to say we actually went out of our way to make them for her.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:55 No.18321173

    You're one HELL of a smooth operator my friend.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)03:55 No.18321178
    You wander off to the section bristling with weapons.
    you find a couple of interesting items.
    Bottomless magazines for AKs, A pair of hidden leg blades, a shovel with a chainsaw built into it, and something that looks like a giant toothbrush with an engine on it.

    There are also some other stuff in there.

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:56 No.18321184
    I'm actually somewhat impressed by this.

    I never thought I'd say that on /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:56 No.18321189

    We also have Kraus, who can literally magic that shit into existence.

    We're probably only going to hand-make the shit for Nanoha and the Twins.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:57 No.18321192
    liqour chocolates for sakabroto and trude.
    luchinni gets chocolate boobies.
    Miyafuji gets a chocolate puppy
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:58 No.18321196

    >AK mags.

    Alright, NOW you're just fucking with us.

    Why, LG, why.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:58 No.18321198
    >double lies
    No. Bad anon. Just tell her were making chocolates and thought she might like some. Let Ted and J say what they like.
    >bottomless magazines
    >for AKs
    >hidden blades
    >for legs
    LG you ass hahaha.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:59 No.18321204
    Hidden wrist blades.
    Bottomless magazines for the 1911's since we seem to be set on keeping them
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:59 No.18321208
    rolled 27 = 27

    A bottomless AK mag for Souseke as payment for the field training he offered us.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)03:59 No.18321209

    I've dealt with shy girls before.

    You need to ALMOST make them come to you, then step in and sweep them off their feet.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:00 No.18321215
    Leg blades seem like we could find a use, we don't use an AK, ask further about the toothbrush.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:00 No.18321220

    Look specifically for WRIST blades, and 1911 mags, you smug trolling C***.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:01 No.18321221
    Ah I forgot Sakabroto, Trude and MEEYAFOOJEE ( iPad now filters all attempts to write her name to this. )

    Luchinni getting pancakes was actually a continuing joke from when we met her where we kept making flat puns but I am just as happy with that idea
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:01 No.18321225

    He already has magic guns.

    Endless magic guns.

    Unlimited Guns Works.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:03 No.18321232

    Nah, pancakes are much better.

    We also need to get a peek at what she looks like as an adult and immediately regret all of our teasing.

    Because DAMN.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:03 No.18321233
    Oh, nevermind then.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:05 No.18321240
    No, Lucchini gets choc-chip pancakes because FLAT.
    Miyafuji can have the boobs. Or just boob-like chocolates. Like these.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:05 No.18321248
    Track down instructor Melmo and steal some candies.

    Eat a few and return to 8 year old Hayate for a day
    Then feed some to Luchinni
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)04:06 No.18321252
    YOu inspect the giant toothbrush closer.
    It's almost as tall as you are. painted red, with what appears to be a chainsaw enging mounted at the head.
    wax seals and pieces of parchemnt are stuck to it.
    On a tag hanging on its handle, you read

    [Adeptus Orthodontus standard issue]

    You look behind the the box of AK mags, and find a pair of 1911 magazines.
    On a tag stuck to them, you read,

    You then turn your attention to the legblades.

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:07 No.18321263
    The 1912 Hollywood mags and the hidden blades.

    The hidden blades would be the version that can inject poison since they are DaVinci models and so that's another vector for our potions to be administered in combat
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:07 No.18321264


    I fucking love you for using my line.

    Also, these and wrist-blades.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:07 No.18321266
    Dem 1911 mags.

    Armblades are sorta impractical.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:08 No.18321269
    The mags, the blades for surprises and as tempting as it is the toothbrush just doesn't feel right.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:08 No.18321274

    Dude, their Ezio's blades from Assassin's Creed.

    They are awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:09 No.18321276
    The 1911 Hollywood Mags and the DaVinci arm/leg blades
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:09 No.18321281
    They aren't meant to be practical they are a trick up our sleeve literally, most of the stuff we grab when we go shopping is contingency crap or rule of cool anyway
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:09 No.18321282


    1911 mags and wrist-blades.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:14 No.18321312
    This is pretty much why I got sick of hearing it about 20 threads ago. We have silverware swords. It doesn't get more hidden than a goddamn butter knife in our pocket. No one suspects the butter knife to be a real weapon.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:15 No.18321324

    And Forks.

    And the T-Rex that lives in our hat.

    And our time-stop.

    Dude, we've got so many contingencies at this point we're on our way to becoming magic Bat-Man.

    Except our parents aren't dead. Unfortunately.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)04:16 No.18321329
    You pickup the blades and the mags and head over to the register, on the way there you pass by the food and shit section.

    [ ]go on
    [ ]look around
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:17 No.18321330
    We need non-magic alternatives.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:17 No.18321336

    Might as well take a peek.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)04:18 No.18321340
    This is why I'm staying out of it. I think the retractable daggers are silly, but there's enough vocal people to completely drown out the dissenters.

    or at least one guy, harping on and on about them.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:18 No.18321342
    >Food and shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:19 No.18321351
    >distracting side-quest
    What could possibly go wrong?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:20 No.18321353

    Way I see it: there's no solid reason NOT to get them.

    Yes, we have other things, but these are a non-magic contingency.

    I don't care much either way, but since there's no real solid argument other than 'it's DUMB' and there are tangible benefits for getting them, slim though they are...
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:21 No.18321356
    Look for garnishes and soy sauce for the manly meat we will be eating for our bro's night in

    Preferably a salty but slightly sweet sauce without that horrible bitter taste you get when you have cheap badly made soy, that stuff makes BBQ meat fucking beautiful
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:23 No.18321366
    They are a contingency item like the guns, there will probably never be a reason to use them but enough people like them and there is little enough reason to not be a bit more prepared in case LG does drop us in a "lolnomajaik" zone that causes our silverware and belt to be useless
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:24 No.18321377
    Lets find some beer
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:24 No.18321384
    Unfortunately indeed.

    Here's a solid argument then. Our guptas are not infinite, and it's pretty obvious we're about to have 2 more girlfriends before the weekend. Women are expensive. Anything we can do with herpAC blades we can do with a cheaper boot knife.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:25 No.18321387

    Soy sauce isn't supposed to be bitter?

    Huh. This changes things.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:25 No.18321388
    Kraus is a German teapot who can make any beverage possible.
    I think he can majaik us up some good beer
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)04:25 No.18321389
    Would you prefer "Food and Food Related Accessories"?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:26 No.18321400
    We can't leave Kraus in Mike's office 24/7, though. That's what we really need the beer for.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:27 No.18321403
    Well when I went to Japan it was a shock for me but only the very old stuff used in some traditional recipes is meant to be bitter.

    For things like tempura and Yakiniku you have a sweet soy that is really nice and light. It goes well with mixing things like garlic or ginger in for specific dishes
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:27 No.18321409

    >Not infinite

    True, but we also only spend money on our women and this shit, we make 30 Guptas a week (about 6 grand American) and we have well over a hundred Guptas in the bank right now.

    We're solid financially. If it starts being a concern, we'll slow down. But so far even our impulse buys can't keep up with the influx of cash.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:28 No.18321411
    I thought we were going to get the mini keg from the ridiculously convenient shop next time we went there but good point.

    See if they have our mini keg of coldness and holding
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)04:29 No.18321416
    You grab some chips and some spices for your kitchen.
    You see a small wooden barrel on a botom shelf.
    On it it reads [barleybeard's ale cask. infinite. always cold]

    GET IT?
    NO GET IT?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:29 No.18321420

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:29 No.18321421
    After the last 2 nights I think it is about 115-125 range which is still more than enough.

    Unless the exchange rate for teef is stupidly high of course
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)04:30 No.18321422
    Of course.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:30 No.18321424

    Yeah, let's do that.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)04:31 No.18321426
    5 teef is 1 to the gupta
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:31 No.18321427
    Yep, get it out of the way so we can stop talking about it

    Mike is gonna really think we killed someone this time
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:31 No.18321431
    Do very want.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:31 No.18321434
    Can it hold things other than ale? Ale is piss.

    If so then YES.

    Also, what are we gonna tell the girls about our guys' night? We have to get them something to do in the meantime. Set up a girls' night out or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:33 No.18321446
    Is there a cask of amontillado next to it?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:33 No.18321447
    Hmmm so operation "krump gits to riches" isn't that good after all

    Didn't we already tell the girls?

    Heh I can just picture Erica explaining she is trying to out cute us to the girls and them holding their tongues trying not to blurt out we are doing the same.

    The realization once it hits will be beautiful
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:34 No.18321453

    "Kid, what the hell did you do?"
    "If you don't already know, probably better for everyone if I didn't tell you."
    "What did you do?"
    "Nothing yet. Or at least what I told me, and I was from the fture, so I would know."
    "But it's nothing compared to what I'm probably planning."
    "Damn, twins need to talk to me. Later Mike."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:35 No.18321458
    I just got this horrible image.

    We get back to the room, and ALL the girls are frillied up, and they tie us up and play dollie with us. Makeup and everything.

    ...whyboner? This quest is giving me the weirdest fetishes.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)04:35 No.18321459
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    rolled 73 = 73

    YOu head back to recette with your items.
    "Get everything you need?" she asks.
    "Yeah, How much for the blades?" you ask her.
    "Those? 3 guptas. Mastercrafted stuff is always in high demand."

    2 rolls after mine must beat it

    No, it's sealed up in the basement.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:36 No.18321463
    rolled 8 = 8

    I'll give you two.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:36 No.18321465
    rolled 68 = 68


    I can't afford that.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:36 No.18321468
    rolled 69 = 69

    Fuck yeah haggling time
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:37 No.18321472
    rolled 64 = 64


    This will only end in tears.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:38 No.18321478
    rolled 97 = 97


    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)04:38 No.18321482
    rolled 79 = 79

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:39 No.18321484
    rolled 54 = 54

    Well I can honestly say I wasn't a fan of crossdressing until this quest.

    Not that I would ever do it but I don't mind cute boys in girls clothes now

    masterwork indeed but how's about 2.25? After all I do buy expensive things here often

    Heh we should give Recette and Tear white day gifts too. Recette gets chocolate guptas and tear gets chocolate somethings
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:39 No.18321485
    rolled 96 = 96

    Beat a 73?

    Sounds like a ... dicey proposition.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:39 No.18321486

    ...You did mean both rolls combined, right? Right?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:40 No.18321489
    rolled 60 = 60

    For that to work we need to be the little girl
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)04:40 No.18321495
    You're too late! We already got it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:40 No.18321500

    Game, set, and MATCH.

    Well done gents.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:41 No.18321502
    Oh well, we can afford it anyways.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)04:42 No.18321511
    rolled 46 = 46

    "Ill give you two." you tell her.
    "NOOOOOOOOO... That thing's metal, and metal prices are stil going up. 2 and a half guptas."

    ****ROLL AGAIN****
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)04:43 No.18321519
    rolled 62 = 62

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:44 No.18321522
    rolled 27 = 27

    No! Lower the price!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:44 No.18321524
    rolled 99 = 99



    I'm inside your head now girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:44 No.18321528
    rolled 55 = 55

    Poor kid we always screw her on prices so bad. We are like the combination of the little girl and that chick who tries to sell you crap for waaaaaaay too much
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:45 No.18321532
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    >99 on haggling
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:46 No.18321538

    >I'm inside your head now girl.

    Oh god, She's going to liv in fear of us coming back.

    And I can't sop laughing at Hayate playing MIND-GAMES.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:46 No.18321541
    rolled 69 = 69

    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:47 No.18321546
    rolled 35 = 35

    We really need to see Shirou get ripped off so we stop feeling as bad for it IMO.

    He walks out with junk thinking he got the best deal ever for ten guptas
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)04:48 No.18321551
    We need to just take her offered price sometime, when it seems reasonable.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:48 No.18321552
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    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:50 No.18321566
    Yeah they always seem rather fair to me is all
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)04:52 No.18321581
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    You wave your hand around in front of her face.
    "Okay. I will sell it to you for 2 guptas." she says blankly.

    "Now how much for these mags?"
    "A gupta each." she answers, finalyl snapping out of it
    "And the food and cask?"

    You pay for your purchases and head out of the PX.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:54 No.18321600


    Oh god, that was even better than what I was picturing.

    Time to go start cooking for the White Day/The Guys.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:56 No.18321615
    Damn you LG wasn't expecting you to make me spit my drink over my screen
    >> Sidestory: Le chat du train Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)04:56 No.18321617
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    You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
    There's this guy in your class.
    And you like him.

    You woke up in his sofa, hugging that blonde girl you met yesterday.
    Your head hurts like crap and your breath stinks.
    The first thing you looked for was him.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:56 No.18321620
    We should consider firing those guns.

    There's got to be a gun range or something nearby.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:58 No.18321630

    That's actually kinda adorable.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)04:59 No.18321638

    I kinda wonder what she would think if she saw the shit we were getting up to when she wasn't looking.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)05:00 No.18321648
    Maybe after White Day, it seems we still need to finish prepping for it.
    >> Sidestory: le chat français Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)05:00 No.18321649
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    You are Perrinne Clostermann, a perfectly cute witch for the 501st.
    And you can't get him out of your mind.

    You wake up beside her and with a head full of hurt.
    Apparently you went to his room.
    Sadly he wasn't there right then.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:01 No.18321651
    "I woke up in this guy's room again!"
    "I warned you about his swag!"
    "It keeps happening!"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:02 No.18321660

    "I warned you about Swag."

    "I warned you."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:05 No.18321676
    They are gonna be exploding soon.
    Possibly in public breaking down to our girlfriends saying they can't go on without us...
    Keikaku dori
    >> sidestory: le chat turbulent Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)05:06 No.18321685
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    You are Sakamoto Mio, a liasons officer for witch/Bureau relations.
    And you visited that guy's room.

    He's a good cook and a gracious host
    He takes care of everyone very well.
    He would make a good wife
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:07 No.18321691
    Oh god she is also going to force us into a dress
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:09 No.18321701

    >He would make a good wife

    I just spat out my drink.

    You fucke, i only get one Dr Pepper a day.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)05:09 No.18321705
    Not like that's any different from normal.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:09 No.18321706
    We're going to have to show her how much of a man we can be, both in bed and in battle.
    >> Sidestory: le chat japonais Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)05:09 No.18321709
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    You are Katsuragi Keima, the capturing god.
    And he has invited you for a get together in his room.

    You have games to play.
    A mountain of files to read.
    But just maybe you will go.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/14/12(Wed)05:11 No.18321725
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    new thread on 0700 4chan time
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:12 No.18321727

    He's trying to decide between a party, and setting up the spy network we suggested.

    We are a terrible influence.

    I love it.

    All we need now is an Erica one where she realizes the frills are getting the better of her.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:13 No.18321740
    Alright guys, we have two hours.

    If LG dosen't FLIP OUT when he reads the after thread, we will have failed.

    So who do we bag next? Hina, Perrine, Yuki, or the Bakery girl?

    I'm thinking 'Yes'.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:15 No.18321748
    So, when are we getting the swag palace?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:15 No.18321755

    I just realized: We're good at everything to a degree, we play a support roll in combat, we're a musical genius, and we're neck deep in bitches.

    We're a true Bard gents.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:16 No.18321760

    We'll have to hit up Gulliver's real estate next time he tells us to roll for shops.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:16 No.18321761
    That won't stop her putting us in a dress, it might just encourage her like it does the others.

    Yes, yes, yes and YES.

    We need to get Tsukino out of the bakery first though..

    Maybe lure her out with another taste of our hot baguette?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:16 No.18321762
    It would be nice to see if she's fucking around or if we really broke her. We're operating on the assumption she's trolling, but it could be a magic dress and she rolled a 1 on her will save.
    Hina and Perrine will come on their own before we leave on Sunday with Souske. They've already lost, they just haven't admitted it to themselves yet. The bakery girl is the real challenge.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:19 No.18321780
    Well I think it's trolling since first day she hated it for the first half of the day but the she got into it so much it must be trolling.
    Or the girly bento pushed her over the edge and made another personality pop up when she puts the dress on
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:19 No.18321784
    Hina first.
    But then that will put a dent on our Perineum shtick.

    Hmnnn getting them together will be hard as fuck though.
    Perineum doesn't know about or "EVERYONE IS WELCOME AS LONG AS THE GIRLS ARE OKAY" thing right?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:20 No.18321787
    Nah Tsukino wants our hot loaf as much as we want her buns.

    The trick is getting her out of Pantasia and away from doom by black man
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:21 No.18321790
    Not yet. I think Nanoha will make the twins take pity on her anyway
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:21 No.18321794
    We have to catch her alone just to ask her out anyways. This will probably require surveillance. Good thing we know someone rather good at that sort of thing to help us.

    She'll figure it out, one way or the other. The hard part of Perrine is getting Erica to agree.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:22 No.18321805

    Hina: Continue being sweet and caring, let her ask us first.

    Perrine: Mention that we got a peek at her thoughts to the twins, she's got some real emotional turmoil. Guilt trip is the best route to get them to like each other, i'll go into detail later.

    Yuki: Send box of Chocolates to her in the library, make it look like 'oh, just had some extra, thought you might like' Ted and Jakob tell her that we did make them special for her.

    Bakery Girl: Wear time-travel hat. Tell Erica that she needs to stop us from some mundane task before we burn the dorms down. Mention in passing that she shocked us when she had that girl tied to the bed wearing only ribbons.

    Act shocked when she says that didn't happen yet. Disappear.

    Have her walk in on us about to make mistake we said we would make.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:24 No.18321814

    >I'll go into detail later.

    Now's good.

    Like everything else you got though.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:24 No.18321816
    Hina first, she's about to break anyway and the girls will agree.
    Perrine after that, the problem is getting her to straight out say she wants in and convincing the twins to let her in.

    Bakery chick is going to be hard as we don't see her overly often and she has afro-man. We'll need to talk to her, get her out of the shop, swag her, introduce her to the girls and then we have her.

    Yuki we take very fucking cautiously, we read books with her, have tea with her, introduce her to people. We do it slow and by the book, we screw it up we have the entire staff after our blood.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:25 No.18321821
    I like the way you gentlemen think
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:27 No.18321831
    I honestly think Nanoha will be a big part of Perrinne convincing the twins to let her join.

    She will see a lot of herself in what Perrinne is going through and will sympathize and tell them that
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:27 No.18321835
    Challenge her to a public bake-off. Set up mini-ovens in the park, whoever makes the most cash in a day wins. All proceeds going to charity.
    We will get alone time while cleaning up.
    Yep, easy mode.
    I like that. Get them to invite her in.
    Lie to her? Really? That's not classy. Just say we were making them anyway and thought she might like some.
    I like my plan but yours is gloriously complex, so eh whatever.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:29 No.18321845

    Alrighty then.

    When they talk to us about Perrine, tell them what we've observed: She came from a place, that if it was anything like our world, was utterly fucking devastated by the war they fought in, she was probably raised in relative isolation, gets a culture shock, and has no idea how to relate to other people and has to fight a war. In a lot of ways, she was fighting that war all by herself.

    "I think what she really needs is a hug. But then we're into the hedgehog's dilemma: she doesn't want to let people in close, because they could hurt her more easily. I feel sorry for her, whether it's her fault or not being alone sucks."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:29 No.18321846
    Good plan but still quite a large chance of death by afro.

    Unless he is still running Pantasia during our competition which would be hard if he expects no customers for the day due to the competition
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:30 No.18321857

    Neither of the Yuki lines are lies.

    We made extra, thought she would want them.

    We just felt that it might seem a bit forward if we went out of our way to tell her that we made them special for her.

    Ted and Jakob do not know this detail before we ask them to drop it off if they see her.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:32 No.18321865
    Bake-off isn't bad, and it's not far off from how we reeled in Erica. It could work. I was just thinking of borrowing a camera from Souske, routing it through Kraus, and letting him record everyone's work schedule. It's a long term kind of plan, but it's not like we don't have enough bitches to work on while we wait. It's also an extremely low risk kind of plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:33 No.18321874
    Why are we hard after the bakery girl again?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)05:34 No.18321877
    Seems fairly reasonable
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:34 No.18321878

    Because you could bounce a quarter off that ass and get back two dimes and a nickel.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:34 No.18321879
    Because she has excellent buns that demand our butter. Also, her pie is incredible.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)05:35 No.18321886
    I blame the incessant innuendo every time we go in there
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:36 No.18321891

    >DAT ASS-mind

    Why do I not have any DAT ASS pics?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:36 No.18321892
    ...Translation for those of us who don't use your crazy American currency slang?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:39 No.18321908

    I hate explaining jokes.

    Have you ever heard the 'bounce a coin off that' thing? I know that isn't JUST an american thing.

    The Joke in this case is DAT ASS is soooo firm that hitting it with a quarter would get you back three coins of equal worth.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)05:40 No.18321914
    Her behind can transform currency into other forms of the same value?

    I don't really get it, either.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:40 No.18321915

    HINA: we help with training. and be a good friend.
    PERRINE: We help settle in.
    YUKI: we talk to more often and take out to town
    TSUKINO: we bake bread with her.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:41 No.18321932
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    Just wait until Fate shows up. Dat is THE ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:44 No.18321947


    It's a PUN.

    Have you ever heard of 'breaking' money?

    Like when you ask a friend if he can 'break' a 20 into smaller bills so you can hit a vending machine?

    What you're doing in this case is hitting her ass with a coin, and said ass is so firm it 'breaks' it.

    Hence you getting back 'two dimes and a nickel'.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:45 No.18321960

    With the semi-exception of the bakery girl, I can't see how any of the plans amount to messing with heads.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:46 No.18321964
    Agreed on no messing with heads but keep the dress. I
    say it might come in handy down the track or the girls may want to put us in it... Which is a big count towards burning it

    It boils down to damn that is a perfect ass. The joke mainly comes out if you say it like a rapper

    This is a good plan, it lets us plan as much as possible how to avoid the BRead end
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:50 No.18321995
    Sure, We can see that now, but it's a pun that relies on the inherent understanding of what your American Currency slang-terms actually mean. Which most of the rest of the world does not have, or is only aware of in passing. So the joke fails completely if you're not a Yank.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:53 No.18322011
    That would probably make a lot more sense if I knew what "dime" and "nickel" meant. Quarter Is fairly obvious, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:54 No.18322017

    Quarters, Dimes, and Nickels are the actual official terms form the 26 cent, 10 cent, and 5 cent pieces.

    And while I dislike the stereotype that Americans think the world revolves around them, I think that our currency is well known enough at this point that it wouldn't be unreasonable to assume people know that.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:55 No.18322024

    >26 cent

    What the christ? I actually CHECKED that before i posted. Why the hell did it change?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:55 No.18322028
    Actually it still is
    Most people know their currency and the names of the other major currencies ie yen, euro etc

    I only know what American coins are because I have American family otherwise I would have no clue
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:56 No.18322039

    I keep forgetting how many non-Americans are on 4chan.

    I mean, I know it's based on English, and in America and all, but we have a surprisingly diverse population.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:59 No.18322054

    I remember one time a British guy tried to tell me our currency was complicated after he educated me on the british pound.

    I laughed for like an hour straight.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)05:59 No.18322061
    rolled 90 = 90

    >American Currency slang-terms
    These are the proper terms, actually.

    If I said I could bounce a shilling off her ass and get back twelve pence, would that help, or are you not actually British? For Canadians, it would be bouncing off a toonie and get two loonies. Other currencies can be furnished upon request, except for the euro.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)06:01 No.18322072
    You have simple currency but like all non natives of a country the names sound stupid.

    Australia is one of the few who don't actually use any stupid slang for our currency anymore but I think that's because we confused too many tourists
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)06:03 No.18322086

    I actually feel kinda sorry for canadians.

    It must suck to have your money referred to as 'the loonie'. I don't think I'll ever be able to take Canadian economics completely seriously because of that.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)06:06 No.18322108
    Having said that I could still say it'll cost you a pineapple and two red backs and confuse the shit out of most people when someone wants to buy something from me
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)06:07 No.18322113
    That is actually just that one coin. It has a picture of a loon on it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)06:10 No.18322136
    Surprising how much cultural terms LG can squeeze in considering English is not his primary language.

    We need to work with Hina more.
    And maybe take her out on that 'friendly date'
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)06:13 No.18322149
    Nah no need.
    Once we give her the white day presents she will flip and go ask the twins anyway
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)06:15 No.18322166
    Aren't we just giving her the pin for now? That shouldn't be enough to flip over.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)06:18 No.18322181
    And chocolates.

    But she is teetering on the edge so much that should do
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)06:37 No.18322288

    It's worth noting that it's not just a thoughtful gift, it's a thoughtful gift on not-valentine's day (yes I know TRADITIONS and stuff, point stands).

    That automatically multiplies the value of said gift by like ten.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)06:53 No.18322382
    I just assumed a stronger definition of "flipped" than he intended is all.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)07:26 No.18322567

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