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STRIKE WITCHES: THE WITCHES BOUNCE BACK (CON'TD) planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)22:47 No.18317386

You try to struggle, but Trude's arms lock around you with terrifying, iron strength. She knocks her forehead against yours awkwardly and giggles a little, Peppermint Schnapps on her breath.

You've read enough dime-store novels to know where this is going. But that doesn't mean you're giving in without class.

"Dog tail? Is that your magic or are you just hARMMMMPH," you finish as Trude smothers your mouth sloppily. She sways, and you've got to brace yourself to keep her upright as she continues to suck the air out of you. Finally, she release you with a wet *pop.*

"Get a roooooom," you hear Chris opine from somewhere nearby.

"Chris," Trude slurs, "Dis is the nice hero man, honey. Say hello, hero man."

"Buh," you say drunkenly. Must be the booze fumes. Yep.

And that's when the air raid siren goes off.

Men and Witches explode into activity around you. You see long, bare legs flashing as women sprint for their Strikers, and outside the heavy POOM-POOM-POOM of Bofors guns starts up.

You take an instinctive step towards the ladder of your Widow - and your foot hovers vainly in mid-air, Trude preventing the rest of your body from following. She grabs your chin with one hand and forces you to look in her eyes.

"You," she slurs, "ahre off dhuty."

Your hand slides towards your pocket as you nod. "I am off-duty."

"GOT IT!" you hear Chris exclaim. Cutting your eyes sideways and down, you see Trude's little sister waving... your whistle.

WHELP

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:48 No.18317411 File: 1331693338.jpg-(51 KB, 310x451, son of a bitch.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:49 No.18317413 "...Clever girl." IAN! SEAN! HEAR OUR MENTAL CALL

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/13/12(Tue)22:49 No.18317416 >>18317386 EXCELLENT TIMING

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)22:49 No.18317417 Ahhh, hahahah, I love this. We've gotta let this one play out.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:49 No.18317421 >>18317386 clevuh girl

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:49 No.18317423 HUEHUE HEU

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:49 No.18317429 I FUCKING CALLED IT. FUCKING COCKBLOCKING ALIUMS.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:49 No.18317435 File: 1331693399.png-(88 KB, 406x272, tu.png) >"GOT IT!" you hear Chris exclaim. Cutting your eyes sideways and down, you see Trude's little sister waving... your whistle. they ARE learning

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:50 No.18317437 AIR RAIDS ARE NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, WE HAVE GOT TO GET UP THERE

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:50 No.18317438 >>18317386 OH FUCKING ALIUMS.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:50 No.18317441 File: 1331693416.gif-(2 MB, 450x390, 1309247621629.gif) >>18317386

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:50 No.18317444 >>18317386 Well in that case it looks like the drunk she-hulk is going to have her way with us. What a shame.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:50 No.18317446 hoist Chris into pilot's seat.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/13/12(Tue)22:51 No.18317459 >>18317386 We need a back up rape whistle that we keep on a chain around our neck. And another one hidden in our boot.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:51 No.18317462 >>18317386 >Air-raid siren >Off duty Yeah, no. Pick one. All hands on deck, motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:51 No.18317467 >>18317386 NOT EVEN ALIUMS CAN COCKBLOCK US THIS TIME. TALLY HO!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:51 No.18317468 Fucking CALLED IT.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:51 No.18317469 File: 1331693492.jpg-(60 KB, 554x439, 1326198310941.jpg) off duty is off duty. our plane probably isnt even loaded out. cant be helped.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:51 No.18317471 ...Tell her to get in the plane with us! Best of both worlds!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:51 No.18317474 "TRUDE, CHRIS! AIR RAID!" That's bound to sober her up.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:52 No.18317476 >>18317386 HAHAHA! You shant stop our witch sexing this time, aliums! With everyone else out flying, we can take her right in the cockpit. Someone cover Chris' eyes. And ears.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/13/12(Tue)22:52 No.18317483 >>18317386 MY BONER IS READY

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:52 No.18317484 Inb4 it's a false alarm so Trude gets a chance at alone time.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:52 No.18317485 welp best be rollan for anal circumference

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:52 No.18317489 File: 1331693548.jpg-(703 KB, 1000x600, 1328153760093.jpg) >>18317462 E-fucking-NOUGH with the combat, base shenanigans are better.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:52 No.18317490 >>18317386 [x] RAEP HALP "Don't just stand there, HALP!" Kathy and Paddy are just standing there watching this crime in progress.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:52 No.18317492 >>18317476 >implying she isn't joining in

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:52 No.18317493 >>18317462 There is still only one shitty runway. Gonna take a while to get erryone in the air. No hurry.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:52 No.18317494 File: 1331693567.jpg-(8 KB, 330x280, 1328667413143.jpg) >your whistle

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:53 No.18317501 >>18317386 Make sure the Widow's gun are unloaded, and then put Chris in the cockpit while we go take Trude for a "lie down."

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:53 No.18317502 Thar be trouble a brewin'

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:53 No.18317504 >>18317489 You'd best be joking. Base shenanigans are fun and all, but killing aliums is superior to getting raped by pantsu bitches.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/13/12(Tue)22:53 No.18317507 File: 1331693634.jpg-(219 KB, 600x750, creepy.jpg) Neither of us are in the condition to fight! HA SUCKS TO BE EVERYONE ELSE

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:54 No.18317522 i guess just accept it, were gonna be the bitch in this.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:55 No.18317526 >>18317386 >>18317504 Fuck no it ain't. If we're gonna die for these witches we might as well have laid one first.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:55 No.18317527 >inb4 Minna

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:55 No.18317529 File: 1331693717.jpg-(58 KB, 1280x720, 1292190638810.jpg) "HEY LOOK! POLISH!" Aaaaand queue Benny Hill theme.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:55 No.18317531 >>18317489 ...is that MC hiding on the ceiling?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:55 No.18317533 >>18317507 The best part is that you could replace the pillow with the real Hartmann and the scene would be pretty much exactly the same.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:56 No.18317540 >>18317526 /a/ detected.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:56 No.18317541 >>18317386 I thought she had brandy. Anyway, best to get her to a bed here. Can Meeyafoogee sober people up?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:56 No.18317543 >>18317526 hahahahaha No.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:56 No.18317545 >>18317527 If Minna doesn't understand that one of her own went she-hulk on us... It would be perfectly in character and we're fucked.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:56 No.18317548 We are pilot. We can't break this she-hulk's grasp. The whistle may hurt he ears, what the fuck mars. We can nuke it! Who would miss it? SO MUCH WHY!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:56 No.18317553 FUCK IN THE PLANE WHILE FLYING DOGGYSTYLE DOGFIGHTING ...What is Paddy and Kathy doing?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:56 No.18317554 >>18317540 To be fair, killing the aliums is really secondary. It's flying we like; shooting those bastards is just a bonus.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:57 No.18317556 >>18317541 Better yet, can they do that zappy thing to each other.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:57 No.18317563 >>18317556 zappy thing?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:57 No.18317566 >>18317553 Laughing

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:58 No.18317570 >>18317553 Bein gay together

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:58 No.18317572 >>18317504 We had half a dozen threads of >your opponent is a flying freighter, also martians have cows prior to this, enough is enough for a while. And I can find combat stories anywhere, base shenanigans like these are far more scarce.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:58 No.18317578 >>18317386 "RAPE! RAPE!"

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:58 No.18317581 >>18317563 Like what minna did to us.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:58 No.18317584 >>18317386 OH! She's got the ears out, right? We can finally find the right spot to scratch her so her leg kicks.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:58 No.18317588 inb4 Minna shows up and tells us to stay grounded and attend to bedspring testing duties

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:59 No.18317591 >>18317584 YES YES YES YES

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:59 No.18317593 >>18317584 OH GOD THIS!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:59 No.18317596 >>18317386 Hot dickings! Finally. We're a pilot, and it's been, like, a week at least.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:59 No.18317599 >>18317584 Fucking this

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)22:59 No.18317600
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She kisses you again, leaning against you heavily, and a good two-thirds of your brain short-circuit and fry out right then and there. Vacuum tubes blow and capacitors pop with audible sizzles as the German Witch turns what you pass off as a brain inside-fucking-out.

"Thank you," she whispers into your ear. "Thank you... for doing what I couldn't."

"... huh," you say disjointedly as your brain fights for enough blood to operate. Other divisions are diverting supply at the moment.

"I- I wasn't there- and you were and- I-" Trude lowers her head onto your shoulder and tightens her arms around you, and in her current state, with her magic clearly active, it makes your ribs creak. You grunt, and she lets up a little.

A little.

And then she starts sobbing.

"Chris," you say quietly. You can't let her see Trude like this - or let Trude be seen like this. "Chris, could you go fetch..."

>Fetch who?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)22:59 No.18317604 >>18317584 Fuck yes. Probably the only time we could get away with it, too, since she's drunk and all.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:00 No.18317608 >>18317600 Miyafuji

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:00 No.18317609 File: 1331694016.jpg-(144 KB, 584x781, 1284108644748.jpg) >>18317584 I wonder...

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:00 No.18317610 >>18317529 "My God. The Martians! They're secretly Poles!" >And then Germany and the Soviet Union ended the war in five weeks.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:00 No.18317612 >>18317600 Some headlight fluid and elbow grease for the Widow.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:00 No.18317616 >>18317600 MINNA Brain is not functioning properly right now. AND HUEHUEHUE and DRAMA

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:00 No.18317617 >>18317600 Minna

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:00 No.18317618 >>18317600 erica's her best friend get her. or maybe mafafugi to sober her up?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:00 No.18317619 >>18317600 Call >>18317608

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:00 No.18317620 >>18317600 Minna. She can be the nice mom to our drunken dad.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:01 No.18317624 >>18317600 MEE-YA-FOO-JAY

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:01 No.18317625 >>18317600 meeyafoogi

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:01 No.18317626 >>18317584 I love you in a sexual way that makes my penis hard.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:01 No.18317627 >>18317600 I hate to say it... Minna or Sakabro. We need someone with power in case she gets irritated about us pushing her off.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:01 No.18317630 >>18317600 "Get your sister's friend." Chris will know better than us.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:01 No.18317635 >>18317608 This, we are going to need someone to re-organ us.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:01 No.18317638 the WHITE MAGE

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:01 No.18317640 >>18317600 Miyafuji We may need sparkles.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:01 No.18317645 >>18317618 Definitely Erica, we don't want word of these antics getting to anyone but Trudes friend.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:02 No.18317646 >>18317600 Minna

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:02 No.18317648 >>18317600 Meeyafooji. Trude could use some mojo fixing right now.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:02 No.18317649 >>18317600 Minna

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:02 No.18317651 >>18317600 Erica

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:02 No.18317652 >>18317600 Miyafuji or Erica

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:02 No.18317655 >>18317600 Sean and Ian. Also point out to Trude that we found Chris by complete accident. Like, we took cover from Martians in random barn after parachuting out of a flying ore freighter, and Chris was asleep in a hay bail.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:02 No.18317656

>>18317600
Don't have her fetch anyone. Just tell her to go find Sean or Ian and tell them some codeword you'll have worked out with them in the past so they know to keep her busy.

This is something we should handle ourselves. We have some experience giving witches talkings to like this.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:02 No.18317660 Miyafuji Obviously planefag will bust out minna though, railroads!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:02 No.18317661 >>18317600 Summon Minna for DRAMA

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:02 No.18317662 >>18317645 I agree. Erica is where its at.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)23:02 No.18317663 File: 1331694168.png-(49 KB, 596x599, 1251008041954.png) >>18317612 You already sent that fuckhead in the "light red" armor for that shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:03 No.18317668 >>18317600 >>18317600 Someone who isn't scrambling. We'll need help carrying this drunken mess up to her room.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:03 No.18317669 File: 1331694184.jpg-(467 KB, 592x900, 04d457e145ceff19dc4e471395d4e3(...).jpg) >>18317600 Minna. If anyone can calm her down, she can.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:03 No.18317670 >>18317652 Why not both? Give Trude more time.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:03 No.18317671 >>18317600 Minna or Erica Whoever she finds first

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:03 No.18317672 >>18317610 And thus began the First World Bar-war.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:03 No.18317673 >>18317600 Erica. They've been friends with Trude for quite a while, she probably know how to deal with her when she gets like this.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:03 No.18317674 >>18317655 >>18317656 This. We definitely don't want Minna involved (why spoil her newfound bouncing mood?). We can't take care of this ourself, we just need to keep Chris occupied elsewhere.

>>	Major Airlift 03/13/12(Tue)23:03 No.18317675 File: 1331694216.jpg-(63 KB, 843x718, 1329195205414.jpg) >>18317600 The air raid siren just went off. Minna is probably busy, go get Erica.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:03 No.18317681 >>18317600 Minna

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/13/12(Tue)23:03 No.18317683 >>18317663 Seriously dude, it's pink.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:04 No.18317684 >>18317663 yess Seriously though get Erica, she is Trude's best friend and knows when to be serious.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:04 No.18317685 >>18317663 He didn't get the light red armor until after that joke had been played out.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:04 No.18317687 >>18317600 Minna. Getting court marshaled because we were semi voluntarily balls deep in Trude is bad.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:04 No.18317688 >>18317600 I'm going go with >>18317618 and say MEEAAFOOOGEE if she could fix Trude up, or go with Erica, as friend for support. I think Erica CAN give a fuck for a friend

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:04 No.18317689 GUYS GUYS GUYS WE HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM STILL WE MINNA STILL HAS OUR PANTS. .... i guess thats two huge problems

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:04 No.18317691 >>18317600 Fetch Miyafuji. She's about the same age as Chris, right? The two of them can go do loli things together.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)23:04 No.18317696 >>18317663 I don't understand who you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:05 No.18317699 File: 1331694302.gif-(1.04 MB, 426x240, 1331500412451.gif) >>18317600 Erica.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/13/12(Tue)23:05 No.18317700 >>18317600 KATHY

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:05 No.18317701 >>18317689 it'll become one very small problem p there

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:05 No.18317702

>>18317600
Shove her in the Widow, send Chris to go find Minna and inform her that Trude isn't in a condition to fly at the moment and that she'll be with us.

Stay on standby with the engines running on low, wait for us to be needed. We ARE pretty messed-up.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:05 No.18317703 >>18317663 >light red... don't we already have a name for that color? Yeah Sarge, It's called pink >That's what I thought...

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:05 No.18317704 >>18317689 >We have no pants >Minna has pants >Problems I'd say that's two end-game objectives accomplished.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:05 No.18317708 >>18317689 WELL IT SURE IS HUGE BUT I WOULDN'T CALL IT A PROBLEM.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:05 No.18317709 >Minna/Erica/Sakabroto/MEEYAFOOGEE AIR RAID SCRAMBLE MARTIANS WHAT THE FUCK GUYS [x] Ian and Sean

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:05 No.18317710 Erica is the most sensible she doesnt judge

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:05 No.18317712 >>18317675 >implying erica isn't going to cart our ass off to the nearest broom closet to help her friend Yeah no.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:05 No.18317713 >>18317696 You rarely do it seems.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:06 No.18317716

>>18317663
>>18317685
What?

>>18317600
I think most of the witches are still low on magic, but Minna's probably still busy with the siren. I don't know enough about Erica and Trude's relationship to know whether it'd be a good idea, but maybe. I say we just send Chris to the kitchen or something and take Trude away to somewhere quiet where we can talk.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:06 No.18317718 mafafugu and potato dumpster

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:06 No.18317720 >>18317709 Actually, seconded... I just realized The witches are going into the air... We couldn't get any of them if we tried.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:06 No.18317722 >>18317712 >implying that is a bad thing

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:06 No.18317723 Weren't we gonna let Chris play in the Widow? Let's just get her into it. Or will she accidentally shoot something/someone?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:07 No.18317730 >>18317600 Miyafuji and Minna. We have blood deprivation in our brain, and our face has been fucked.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:07 No.18317733 ERICA NEVER LET A WINGGIRL FALL, NOPE NO SIR

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:07 No.18317735 >>18317723 We'll get to that... right now we're trying to avoid having Trude crush our own fuselage.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:07 No.18317738 >>18317723 >>18317720 These. We just need to sit down with Trude for a little while. This really isn't that big of a deal. She's drunk and emotional, but she'll calm down soon enough. Especially if we do this: >>18317584

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:08 No.18317741 >>18317723 We have to launch five minutes ago. But certainly afterwords.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:08 No.18317744 >>18317723 >Flies away >Lands in Alium Carrier >Blows it up from the inside >Flies out >"NOW THIS IS BOUNCING"

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:08 No.18317745 Why the fuck would we get Minna? She's Trude's CO, so probably not the person we want seeing her like this. Besides, she's probably busy.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:08 No.18317749 File: 1331694536.gif-(40 KB, 300x300, 1240161476729.gif) WAIT I'VE GOT IT. SEND CHRIS TO GET PATTON. He's being Croco-Patton in the bath, he might not be able to hear the siren. This is serious business and he needs to be doing...general stuff.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:08 No.18317751 We're in the hanger, all the witches will be there rather soon.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:09 No.18317754

>>18317600
Miyafuji. Don't tell her why. Miyafuji will know that our ribs need mending.

That said, why is no one having any problems with playing Minna and Trude against each other? Isn't that kind of wrong, especially considering that one is the BASE'S FUCKING COMMANDING OFFICER and the other is an emotional wreck capable of wringing the life out of us with her bare hands?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:09 No.18317755 >>18317744 fuck you with the fury of a thousand suns. I laughed,

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:09 No.18317757 >>18317741 One runway, lotta folks in line.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:09 No.18317763 >>18317738 I think I may change my vote from erica/miafuji to something like this. Just let her calm down, and send Chris off somewhere 'safe'

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:09 No.18317765 >>18317741 Is our plane even fueled? I'm not sure we're airworthy. That said, Sean and Ian are probably on their way here now, so if we just chill, they can deal with Chris and we can talk to Trude.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:09 No.18317768 >>18317745 Because Trude is straight edge, and Erica is just gonna hand us off to Trude.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:09 No.18317769 >>18317745 She's sort of the mom for the entire 501st.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:09 No.18317772 >>18317600 Ian and Sean.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:10 No.18317775 >>18317749 It has been at least an hour since then.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:10 No.18317781 >>18317738 >>18317763 Yeah, I'd agree.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:10 No.18317783 >>18317709 >AIR RAID Ian and Sean are already on the way.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:11 No.18317787 >>18317775 What, you stalk the baths for less than an hour? What kind of faggot are you?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:11 No.18317791 >>18317754 >minna fans >restraint and subtlety read the archive before jumping in, man.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:11 No.18317793 >drunk >hormones >super strength I'm not entirely certain we'd get through this with our bones unbroken

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:11 No.18317795 >>18317783 >>18317772 >>18317765 >>18317656

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:12 No.18317797 Send Chris to go bug Sean and Hellcow for a while. While we talk with her big sister.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:12 No.18317800 >>18317783 They may not know the widow is in yet. They could be sipping beers in the kitchen and going "Welp, it can't be helped."

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:12 No.18317807 >>18317793 That's what Miyafuji's for afterward.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:12 No.18317812 >>18317793 DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:13 No.18317817 >>18317754 >Miyafuji. Don't tell her why. Miyafuji will know that our ribs need mending. Y'know, I wasn't even thinking about our ribs. This is a very sensible choice.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)23:13 No.18317818
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"... Erica. Or Minna," you decide. Trude needs her friends right now. "Or Miyafuji. I don't know who all is in the air."

"RIGHT!" Chris says, and bolts away into the bustling hangar.

"I'm so-sorry," Trude says, pulling her face off your shoulder.

"Schnapps... I thought you had bourbon?" you ask.

"I *hic* did," Trude says dreamily.

Oh.

"Chris... Chirs could ja... Chris?" Trude's head snaps around. "CHRIS!?" Panic enters her eyes and she lets go of you so fast your ribs creak as they return to original dimensions. "CHRIS!? CHRIS WHERE ARE YOU!?" Trude staggers away from you, trips, and falls head-first towards the base of a nearby workbench. You reach out and snag her... by the tail.

"YIPES!" she cries as you reach around her waist with your other hand to keep her from falling. She throws her hands out instinctively, and this is how her rump is in the air, pressed against your boxer-clad crotch, when Aussie Lassitude rounds the corner at a brisk job, a wrench in hand.

".... um," he ponders.

"PERFECTLY INNOCENT," you insist, hoisting a swaying Trude upright.

"Honest mistake? Didn't know there was a position called 'Battle Stations," Aussie Lassitude muses. "Ought to look into that, by rights."

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:13 No.18317820 tell her to find a witch named "jenna". deal with this solo while she gone. no one wants to be seen while wreckdrunk. the fewer involved the better.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:14 No.18317824 Regardless of plowwing trude desires, we could use a hand. She'd probably listen to Minna or maybe Miyafuji.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:14 No.18317831 >>18317800 I'll bet at least Ian is working his way to some kind of gun big enough to help out in the battle.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)23:14 No.18317834 >>18317818 This guy is awesome.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:14 No.18317835 >>18317787 The kind that didn't want to waste any more time reaming an Australian asshole.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:15 No.18317843 It's amusing to picture the whole scene with MC in his boxers. We should really get some pants, it's messing up my imagination.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:15 No.18317846 >>18317818 Whoops

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:15 No.18317847 >>18317818 "She's drunk, I've got more metal in my ass than on my chest."

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:16 No.18317852 >>18317818 >Fluffy tail Now i wonder what minna's reaction will be if we grab hers...

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:16 No.18317857 >>18317818 >grabbed the tail I've seen enough anime to know where this is going.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:16 No.18317858 >>18317818 And any moment now either A: Minna shows up and she just saw 'Battle Stations' B: Erica shows up, throws us both in closest closet C: Robin shows up with a camera and advice

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:16 No.18317859 File: 1331694979.jpg-(76 KB, 800x674, LaughingWitches.jpg) >>18317818 >>18317818

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:16 No.18317860 >>18317818 inb4 Luke and his fucking camera. Again.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:16 No.18317862 >>18317852 Grave physical harm.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:16 No.18317864 >>18317818 Let's find one of those workshop things like the one Minna dragged us into. We just need to sit her down for a bit and talk (and scratch her ears).

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:16 No.18317866 >>18317852 Minna's is fluffy too.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:16 No.18317869 >>18317818 "You should see my bounce. It got Minna to scream."

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:16 No.18317874 >>18317818 Awesome. Let's tie Trude to a chair or something so she doesn't run off and do something stupid.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:17 No.18317875 >>18317818 [x] Pet the fluffy tail

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:17 No.18317876 File: 1331695034.jpg-(169 KB, 1140x1071, It does nothing copy.jpg) >>18317386 Really? Why do we bother anymore. > implying we will ever stop needing this macro

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:17 No.18317879 >>18317869 heh

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:17 No.18317886 >>18317874 >super strength >tie her down Uh huh.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:17 No.18317889 >>18317818 First, tell her that Chris is fine, and that we just sent her to find someone. Second: >>18317864

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:18 No.18317891 >>18317864 We need to stay in the widow so Chris can find us when she comes back.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:18 No.18317892 >>18317818 Correct him by telling him what the actual Battle Stations position would be. Which is whatever we can make up that sounds plausible.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:18 No.18317893 >>18317869 10/10

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)23:18 No.18317900 >>18317876 Holy shit, dude, that looks awesome.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:19 No.18317907 >>18317818 We're lucky she hasn't just tried to rape us on the spot in a drunken depressed stupor.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:19 No.18317909 >>18317716 Red versus blue references.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:19 No.18317915 >>18317891 I thought the idea was just to distract Chris for a while. Having her wandering around probably isn't good, though. She needs to be inside the castle, behind a few feet of stone, in case of stray fire.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:19 No.18317924 >>18317876 It's really only good for attracting an audience, or feeding frenzy.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:20 No.18317930 >>18317818 If we don't sit her down within sight of the widow and scratch her behind the ears until she calms down, I will be slightly disappointed.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:20 No.18317932 >>18317915 No. We're terrible at dealing with stuff like this. We need some help.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:20 No.18317936 >>18317909 Oh, ok. >>18317915 Hadn't thought of that. Let's go after Chris, and drop her off in the kitchen. We can take Trude to her room.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)23:21 No.18317941
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>>18317818

"WHERE'S CHRIS!? CHRIS!" Trude screams as Aussie Lassitude makes his escape. "CHRIS! OH GOD, CHRIS!"

"She's fine, I just sent her-"

"YOU CAN'T!" Trude screams, and swings an elbow into your chest. You're knocked clean off your feet, and your tailbone impacts the concrete hard enough to make your lower spine go numb.

Oh.

Oh FUCK, that hurts.

"CHRIS~" Trude wails miserably, staggering along the side of a Striker stand. "You can't... it's crazy in here..."

"Trude, dammit, the girl runs like a deer," you tell her, scooting over on your boxer-clad ass to intercept the witch. "She's fine, Trude. She's better off then me... or you, apparently. She's safe."

"Chris," Trude says, slumping down the side of the Striker. On her knees, she falls over to press her head against the concrete, and now the real sobs begin, huge, heaving *hic hic hic*s that shake her entire slender frame.

Chris comes back through the hangar, bouncing off obstacles like a pygmy goat on steroids, Erica close behind. "Found her!"

Trude starts at her sister's voice, but the sobs don't quite stop.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:22 No.18317957 >>18317941 Just look at Erica. "Help."

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:23 No.18317965 >>18317941 Lie down and contemplate WITCHES, HOW DO THEY WORK. Also do something about raging boner in boxers. That shit is unseemly.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:23 No.18317967 >>18317941 Damn. Get Erica to help us into the castle with Trude, and then take Chris someplace.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:23 No.18317970 >>18317941 Well shit. She needs to sleep. And have her booze confiscated.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:23 No.18317974 >>18317941 There's not enough beer or therapy in the world for this.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:23 No.18317975 File: 1331695416.jpg-(369 KB, 1280x1445, 1331258223730.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:24 No.18317996 >>18317941 Poor girl needs sleep. Send her off to bed. Then we need to run pre-flight checks on our baby.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:24 No.18317997 File: 1331695487.jpg-(27 KB, 300x225, 1329702989392.jpg) >>18317941 Let's let Erica handle this. We can help by getting rid of alcohol around. By drinking it.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:24 No.18318000 >>18317941 >>18317957 >>18317967 Might be better to go someplace closer. We're trying to be inconspicuous here.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:24 No.18318004 File: 1331695497.jpg-(246 KB, 1280x1440, 1329609131158.jpg) >>18317957 This. Over our head, girl crying, bones fractured, FEEL going hypercritical, need assistance.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:25 No.18318010 Star yelling "MY LEGS, I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS"

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:25 No.18318013 >>18317975 Aaaaaand MC will never eat soup at Castle Barin again.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:26 No.18318026 >>18318000 We're trying to help a friend. Prolly best if we stick around. Just out of arms reach.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:26 No.18318041 >>18317941 So, hopefully we aren't a fucking cripple now. Let's find Trude a bed someplace.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:27 No.18318050 >>18318010 >>18318010

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:28 No.18318056 >>18317975 I lol'd

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:28 No.18318061 >>18318050 Leave the trolling for later. Trude needs serious help. This should be the first and only person injured in this event.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/13/12(Tue)23:28 No.18318062 File: 1331695707.jpg-(115 KB, 600x574, GUESS WHICH ONE IS FLAT.jpg) WHY DOES IT HURT TO LIVE

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:28 No.18318065 Could someone explain Trude's ears/tail? I've never really seen the show, and only been in a few of these threads, but it kind of interests me.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:28 No.18318071 File: 1331695732.jpg-(27 KB, 314x425, 1329704643299.jpg) >>18318041 >>18318010 Worst case scenario, we get some heals from the white mage.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:29 No.18318079 >>18318065 It's what they do when they use lots of magic.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:29 No.18318082 >>18318065 Floppy eared dog.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)23:29 No.18318085
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>>18317941

"Oh, shit," Erica says softly. She kneels by Trude and starts talking softly to her. You're not sure what the girl says, but she calms soon enough, and within minutes she's semi-conscious, her head in Erica's lap.

"We should get her to bed," she says. "You. Carry her."

"Is that er um."

"YES," Erica says sternly. "I'm out of magic for any strength techniques - I'd be in the air otherwise - and besides, she likes you. So c'mon."

You lean over and scoop up Trude. She's not that heavy, really, but boy, is she soft. She nestles her head against your breast and falls into a doze almost immediately, and you bite your lip, hard, to keep things under control. With only boxers on, you really, really don't want to hoist any flags for the entire fucking base to see.

Minna. God DAMN it Minna god DAMN.

You carry Trude out of the hangars, up a long fight of stairs, and you're panting by the time Erica leads you into the dormitory hall. Outside the POOM-POOM-POOM of anti-air is still going, but it's the scattered reports of gun crews who like the sound of big guns going bang, rather then any concentrated fire by now.

"Here," Erica says, opening the door to her own room and pointing at the bed.

>>	Arcbound 03/13/12(Tue)23:29 No.18318088 >>18318041 It's just coccydynia. We're fine.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:29 No.18318090 >>18318065 All witches have a "Familiar" that they gain some features of when they summon extensive amounts of magic.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:30 No.18318094 >>18318071 No, worst case scenario is that we traumatize her even further, it's a fucking terrible idea.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:30 No.18318096 >>18318065 http://strikewitches.wikia.com/wiki/Strike_Witches_Wiki Get reading up. It's how I learned.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:30 No.18318097 >>18318090 huh, cool.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:30 No.18318102 >>18318085 >MC falling in trap IT BEGINS

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:30 No.18318106 >>18318085 >inb4 LOCKED IN ERICA'S ROOM WITH TRUDE HUE HUE HUE

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:31 No.18318110 >>18318096 You could just watch the show.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:31 No.18318115 get on the proper side of the siegfried line.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:31 No.18318117 >>18318085 >itbegins.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:31 No.18318118 >>18318102 Well, yes, because martian infantry invading the base.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:31 No.18318120 >>18318085 >Erica's room We're fucked. Literally.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:32 No.18318125 >>18318085 >Minna. God DAMN it Minna god DAMN. D'awwww.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:32 No.18318127 >>18318110 Takes a particularly stern mind to watch it if you aren't into fanservice anime. It's got good points though.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:32 No.18318138 >>18318085 IT'S A TRAP! ABORT! Put Trude on the bed first.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:33 No.18318147 >>18318106 This! Watch out escape route!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:33 No.18318151 >>18318085 "Bed? What bed. It's a mountain of trash."

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:33 No.18318152 Guys, Erica's room is a battlezone filled with enough alcohol to make frenchmen orgasm.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:33 No.18318153 Erica is going to troll us so hard.

>>	Major Airlift 03/13/12(Tue)23:33 No.18318154 File: 1331696033.png-(445 KB, 298x1021, over9000hoursinmspaint.png) >>18318085 Problem?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:33 No.18318155 File: 1331696036.jpg-(142 KB, 500x435, 1327907800919.jpg) >>18318102

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:34 No.18318157 EYES ON FLOOR. WE ARE IN A MINEFIELD

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:34 No.18318159 File: 1331696047.jpg-(168 KB, 882x705, 131225771198.jpg) >>18318085 >>18318085 >Erica's room is a pile of trash and clothes

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:34 No.18318160 >>18318127 It's fun, but you can't take it seriously.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:34 No.18318168 File: 1331696070.png-(167 KB, 448x600, 1329418285333.png) >>18318085 >Minna. God DAMN it Minna god DAMN. Thinking about Minna will not help our boner

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:34 No.18318173 >>18318127 >Takes a few beers if you aren't into fanservice anime. At least it did for me.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:35 No.18318179 >>18318152 No wonder Perrine won't go in there.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:35 No.18318188 File: 1331696159.gif-(1.08 MB, 280x158, tails.gif) Does MC know of Erica's trollstreak? I'm uncertain whether she's trolling or seriously concerned. Also, speaking of tails, pic related

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:36 No.18318190 File: 1331696166.jpg-(193 KB, 529x600, 1331531779309.jpg) >>18318168 we could always think of this

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:36 No.18318193 >>18318152 So let's enjoy ourselves with all the booze there. And wake up next day without any memories of the night

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:36 No.18318196 >>18318190 >vegetables Disgusting

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:36 No.18318199 >>18318125 >>18318168 dont get excited, just mad she stole our pants.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:36 No.18318200 >>18318190 We owe her a good smacking.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:37 No.18318202 >>18318190 Libido grew up nice....

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:37 No.18318204 >>18318188 Wait, wut. That's clearly Utawarerumono. There's an anime of that?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:37 No.18318205 >>18318188 She's seriously concerned for her friend, therefore she's trolling us. At the very least she's going to make MC and Trude sleep the drunkiness away together.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:37 No.18318215 >>18318188 The Martians probably know of it. (do Martians avoid dueling Erica like good rational beings?)

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:38 No.18318218 >>18318204 Oh yes... A pretty faithful one. And without the h-scenes, actually flows better than the game.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:38 No.18318219 >>18318204 What's an underwater ray romano?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:38 No.18318221 >>18318152 We should probably remove all that. Easiest just to drink it. And we can't forget to do the ear scratching bit! Well, maybe not the time, I guess. But later!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:38 No.18318222 >>18318204 Underwater Ray Romano?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:38 No.18318223 >>18318204 A-yup. The game was better, though.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:38 No.18318225 >>18318085 >panting while carrying a woman Cut that crap out. Do NOT let her hear you panting. Do NOT let her hear that you were panting. We WILL break bones over this.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:38 No.18318227 >>18318204 Slowpoke.jpg

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/13/12(Tue)23:38 No.18318232 File: 1331696332.jpg-(63 KB, 750x600, irish.jpg) >>18318204 >he doesn't know about underwater ray romano

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:38 No.18318233 >>18318179 She knows that the Germans would breach her Maginot Line.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:39 No.18318236 >>18318219 >>18318222 Our new secret weapon against the Martian subs, of course.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)23:39 No.18318239
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>>18318085

You look at the bed, then at the door, then at Erica.

".... ladies first."

Erica blinks. Then she smirks that wicked, evil little smirk you knew was lurking under there.

"My my, the yank can be taught," she says, and steps into the room before you. You perform an awkward war dance, shoving clothes and boxes and MG-42 drum magazines out of your way as you slog through the disaster zone of Erica's room.

"OW!" you shout. "FUCKING SHITKIBBLES!" You hop on one foot, with Trude's full weight in your arm, the last few feet. Trude stirs weakly against your chest.

"Mmmph," she mutters, and tucks her head deeper into you.

It's terribly, horribly, tremendously adorable, your heart is throbbing like mad - but not as bad as your foot and your poor fucking abused knee.

You drop Trude onto the bed unceremoniously and she bounces a good foot in the air. She yalps once, then stirs a bit and falls fast asleep.

"Nice handling, cow."

"Your own fucking fault. If I hadn't stepped on..." you look at the floor. "Your... Iron Cross... with fucking oak leaves..." You lean over and inspect it. "Isn't even bent. Fucking thin-soled cheap-ass GI shoes!"

>NOW what!?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:40 No.18318247 >>18318239 hang out with erica and chris while trude sleeps it off

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:40 No.18318248 >>18318204 Yeah dude. It's pretty neat. Well, the ending is kinda nuts if you're not expecting it. I haven't played the game, so I wasn't. Ending theme is pretty snazzy.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:40 No.18318254 >>18318239 Since we're probably grounded due to lack of ammo and fuel or somesuch: Ha ha! Time for another rant on the Logistics Department!

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:41 No.18318258 >>18318239 >"Your own fucking fault. If I hadn't stepped on..." you look at the floor. "Your... Iron Cross... with fucking oak leaves..." She's already at GAF:0. There is nothing we can teach her.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:41 No.18318260 >>18318239 Chill for a while. Erica seems pretty fucking reasonable compared to the rest of the sparkle crew.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:41 No.18318262 >>18318239 Let's get out of here. They need their space.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:41 No.18318264 >>18318239 I guess just let her sleep it off, and talk to her afterward.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:41 No.18318265 >>18318239 Take Erica outside, then >SO WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH THAT AIR RAID AND SHIT

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:41 No.18318266 >>18318239 >stepping on the iron cross Magnificient bastard.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:41 No.18318268 >>18318239 Wake up Trude for a threesome.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:41 No.18318272 >>18318239 >That episode

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:42 No.18318279 INSPECT THE MOST SWAG OF MEDALS

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:42 No.18318280 >>18318239 Don't Trude and Erica share a room? And isn't Trude's half meticulously clean? Why are we treading on Erica's shit?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:42 No.18318281 >>18318239 And now we wait. I guess we can chat with Erica during that time. Maybe see if she or Chris can get Miyafuji.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)23:42 No.18318282 >>18318239 Enlist Erica to help us troll the shit out of Chuck.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:42 No.18318283 >>18318268 Well, what do we do after that while Trude, Erica and Chris have their threesome?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:42 No.18318284 >>18318239 Leave, Erica can help her more then we can. We have a plane to get in the air

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:42 No.18318285 >>18318239 Pin the Iron Cross to our boxers, walk out with it.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:42 No.18318287 >>18318260 >reasonable >Erica No

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:42 No.18318294 >>18318239 Hang out and scratch Trude behind the ears. Chat with Hartmann.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:43 No.18318300 >>18318283 Watch.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:43 No.18318304 >>18318239 Let's go. We have a plane to fly.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:43 No.18318306 >>18318239 Drink booze

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:43 No.18318315 >>18318281 Oh yeah, we probably have a broken tailbone since the hit made our lower spine go fucking numb. Lets get that fixed before we have to sit down again.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:43 No.18318316 >>18318285 >YES

>>	Major Airlift 03/13/12(Tue)23:43 No.18318318 >>18318280 That's season two. In season one(the one at Castle Barin) they have their own rooms.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:43 No.18318320 >>18318285 >Pin the Iron Cross to our boxers, walk out with it. This seems reasonable.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:44 No.18318322 We have shit to do guys.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:44 No.18318323 >>18318260 >>18318281 >>18318294 This, if we aren't airworthy. >>18318287 He said compared to the others, and that's definitely true.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:44 No.18318327 >>Ask Erica what our chances of getting up in the air are.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:44 No.18318332 >>18318285 Agreed, then get in the air. Ask Erica to tell Trude to find us again once she's feeling better.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:44 No.18318334 >>18318285 A thousand times this!

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:44 No.18318337

>>18318239
Have Erica watch over Trude while she sleeps.
Check CIC (and tell her that's where we're going).
See if things are bad enough that we need to fly in our condition.
If they aren't, check back with the Huns.
If they are, grab the crew and get in the air. Our magic doesn't seem to run out like the girls' does; maybe we've just never really hit our limits in the same way, though.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:45 No.18318346 >>18318323 Still no.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:45 No.18318352 >>18318294 An addition, if I may. Let's see if we can find that spot on Trude's stomach that'll make her kick her leg. Get Erica to help.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:45 No.18318355 >>18318285 Eh, it's not ours. We're probably getting one soon, so better to wait.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:45 No.18318356 >>18318239 Ask where we can get one. Soldiers can be awarded medals by allied nations in wartime, right? We would look totally bitching wearing an IC.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:46 No.18318363 >get in the air RAID IS OVER >but it's the scattered reports of gun crews who like the sound of big guns going bang, rather then any concentrated fire by now. LEARN TO READ COCKNUGGETS

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:46 No.18318374 Ask Erica if she thinks there's a spot on Trudes belly we could rub to get her to kick her leg.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:47 No.18318375 >Nagging evil suspicion SCOUR BASE FOR IAN AND SEAN ASK IF ROBIN IS ON BASE

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:47 No.18318381 >>18318254 We're standing in Erica's room with a boner and we're only wearing boxers. If we stay to rant we're going to wind up getting raped.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:48 No.18318388 >>18318381 Let's just go. There isn't anything to do at this point.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:48 No.18318389 >>18318374 All the German witches have dog familiars, so Erica probably has one too. She might not want to tells us. She totally need to find it, though.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:48 No.18318391 >>18318374 This seems a reasonable plan of action.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:48 No.18318392 If the firefights over, we need to find a way to make her uncrazy.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:48 No.18318399 >>18318375 Also ask them what the hell they're doing sending shit to her.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:48 No.18318402 >>18318374 This

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:49 No.18318405 >>18318355 It's not about the medal, it's about the trolling.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:49 No.18318409 >>18318389 Dachshund

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:49 No.18318413 >>18318374 This is going to invite some serious Erica-trolling, but I'm for it.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:50 No.18318420

>>18318239
Chill with Erica and Chris and talk about... stuff. What does she mean that she "likes" us? I thought MC was just some booty call; someone to take her mind off her sister.

Or, if it's not that something the MC would do, talk about dat iron cross any why she doesn't take care of it?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:50 No.18318424 >>18318389 Dachshund. Her bangs change color instead of growing ears.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:50 No.18318426 vodka time

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:50 No.18318427 >>18318352 Ha. Why not.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:50 No.18318433 >>18318355 >>18318356 >Patton, Rommel and Monty all line up to take turns pinning medals on us.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:51 No.18318439 >>18318352 >>18318374 >>18318413 Yup.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/13/12(Tue)23:51 No.18318441
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"Right. Okay. She's safe."

You look around.

"Where's Chris?"

"Dunno," Erica says.

"Well, thanks for helping out. Just gonna let her sleep it off?"

"Yeah," Erica says sadly, stroking the slumbering Trude's hair. "Poor girl. Still isn't any better, is it?"

Interesting. There's some history here.

On the other hand you're deep in the RapeZone with no pants and no whistle.

>Ask Erica about Trude, etc?
>Do something else?
>ROBIN STALKS THE BUILDING I KNOW IT OH GOD

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:52 No.18318446 >>18318420 >I thought MC was just some booty call That's because you believed what Sean said and there's a very obvious flaw in Sean's logic. He's Sean.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:52 No.18318450 File: 1331697145.png-(318 KB, 552x339, 1330488620297.png) >>18318433

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:52 No.18318454 >>18318441 >ROBIN STALKS THE BUILDING I KNOW IT OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK OH FUCK

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:52 No.18318455 >>18318441 >>18318439

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:52 No.18318456 >>18318441 >>ROBIN STALKS THE BUILDING I KNOW IT OH GOD

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:52 No.18318457 >>18318441 >ROBIN STALKS THE BUILDING I KNOW IT OH GOD

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:52 No.18318458 >>18318441 Ask her about it. Information time gogogogo.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:53 No.18318462 >>18318441 Ask about Trude

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:53 No.18318464 >>18318441 >Ask Erica about Trude, etc? best not be in the dark if were gonna keep getting jumred.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:53 No.18318466 >>18318441 Ask Erica about Trude.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:53 No.18318468 >>18318441 Do we know anything else about Trude, Chris and Erica?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:53 No.18318470 To those thinking molesting a sleeping traumatised girl is a good idea. The fuck is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:53 No.18318471 >>18318441 Find Chris. Better that she be available for when Trude wakes up. Then get an after-action report.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/13/12(Tue)23:53 No.18318474 >ROBIN STALKS THE BUILDING

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:53 No.18318475

>>18318441
>Ask Erica about Trude, etc?
First of all, our soft woobie interior has been bared, hissing, to the light again. Let's get out our concern for Trude while she's too unconscious to hear it and drunk enough to tell her she was hallucinating if she does.

>ROBIN STALKS THE BUILDING I KNOW IT OH GOD
Segue into this. Five gets you ten Hartmann would know if there's some shenanigans going on.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:53 No.18318476 >>18318441 >ROBIN STALKS THE BUILDING I KNOW IT OH GOD NO ONE TOUCHES OR ENDANGERS OUR LIL SISTER

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:53 No.18318477 >Ask Erica about Trude, etc?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:53 No.18318478 >>18318441 Find pants. Find Sean/Ian. EVADE LITTLE SISTERS OH GOD THEY'VE PROBABLY FOUND EACH OTHER BY NOW

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:53 No.18318479 >>18318441 Ask Erica about Trude re: >>18318374

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:54 No.18318484 >>18318441 Belly scratch then ROBIN HUNTING.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:54 No.18318486 >>18318470 I didn't see anyone saying anything like that. Cool strawmen bro.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:54 No.18318487 >>18318441 "What isn't any better?"

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:54 No.18318490 >Ask Erica about Trude, etc? The Robin thing will happen eventually

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/13/12(Tue)23:54 No.18318491 File: 1331697286.jpg-(540 KB, 960x1366, we can't stop here this is new(...).jpg) >Ask Erica about Trude, etc?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:54 No.18318494 >>18318470 Some of us from /a/ fap to sleeping traumatised girls. It's par of course really.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:54 No.18318495 There must be enough ear scratching to make Trude's leg move.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:55 No.18318507 >>18318441 >ROBIN STALKS THE BUILDING I KNOW IT OH GOD SHE'S HERE

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:55 No.18318509 >>18318374 >>18318475 Then find Chris. We don't need her around until Trude wakes up, and she'll probably be out for a while. It'd be good to know how much of Trude's shit isn't just about Chris.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:56 No.18318514 >>18318470 I'm pretty sure my dogs have nice dreams when I give them belly rubs while they're dozing; same principle applies here.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:56 No.18318515 >>18318441 Ask Erica about Trude

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:56 No.18318518 ERICA AND TRUDE. If Robin is present, she will bounce us.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:56 No.18318520 We should stay and ask, and idly find Trudes scratch spot while we're listening.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:56 No.18318522 >>18318495 We can do this casually while talking to Erica. It might mess with her a bit, anyway. Are the animal parts erogenous zones?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:56 No.18318525 >On the other hand you're deep in the RapeZone with no pants and no whistle. Lies, Erica wouldn't let other Witches tail her mark. Of course, there's the question if a dozen Witches is still safer than one Erica, sober or not.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:56 No.18318528 >>18318441 >ROBIN STALKS THE BUILDING I KNOW IT OH GOD

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:56 No.18318530 >>18318441 Try and get some more info on Trude from Erica, scratch Trude behind the ears and then go looking Chris/Robin. Also, keep us between the door and Erica so she can't cut us off.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:56 No.18318531 >>18318470 Bitch, do we LOOK like Shinji. We don't have to do have to do it while they're asleep. We're a pilot. We're practically covered in witches. >discovered nipplay NO CAPTCHA. THAT IS NOT COOL.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:57 No.18318534 >>18318454 >>18318456 >>18318457 >>18318474 >>18318476 >>18318507 For fuck's sake, guys. Now you'll tell me Minna had a scorpion in that box. >Ask Erica about Trude.

Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:57 No.18318541

>>18318441
>Ask Erica about Trude, etc?
This first. We constantly seem to miss opportunities to roll Gather Information checks. Let's try to spend a couple minutes learning about the next mine before it goes off under our feet again.

>ROBIN STALKS THE BUILDING I KNOW IT OH GOD
You're just trolling us now, aren't you? This will lead to a random encounter, won't it? Anyways, this can come next. Or, hey, we could drop by CIC first, make sure everybody landed safely, and maybe sneak a peek at a transfer roster while we're at it. Who knows what useful intel might be obtained?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:57 No.18318542 >Ask Erica about Trude, etc? Might as well get some pointers on how we can deal with her if this happens again.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:58 No.18318545 >>18318486 See >>18318352 >>18318374 >>18318391 >>18318402 >>18318413 >>18318427 >>18318439

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:58 No.18318548 >>18318441 >Data mining operation Followed by > THAR BE SIBLINGS ABOUND

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:58 No.18318556 >>18318545 You got a funny definition of the word 'molest' bro.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:59 No.18318557 >>18318494 This isn't End of Eva Quest, and we're not voiced by Spike Spencer. We're probably voiced by Steven Blum.

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:59 No.18318561 >>18318534 Speaking of which, the scorpion in the box thing went right over my head. What's it a reference to?

>>	Anonymous 03/13/12(Tue)23:59 No.18318570 >>18318545 That's not molesting her, you fuckwit. It's a joke about the whole dog ears thing. Erica's reaction to it will tell us how odd it is.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:00 No.18318571 >>18318561 Us being paranoid gullible fucks

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:00 No.18318573 >>18318441 >ROBIN STALKS THE BUILDING I KNOW IT OH GOD SHE COMES

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/14/12(Wed)00:00 No.18318577 >>18318561 I, too, wish to know this.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:00 No.18318578 >>18318561 The whole thing was fairly reminiscent of Dune's gom jabbar. Except for Minna not being bald.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:00 No.18318587 >>18318494 Kimochi warui.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:01 No.18318593

>>18318556
>molest
1. To disturb, interfere with, or annoy.
2. To subject to unwanted or improper sexual activity.

Seeing as she is not concious, this would fall under the 2nd, especially with people going on about whether or not the ears count as an erogenous zone.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:02 No.18318603 >>18318593 Asking Erica about it isn't the same as groping her. And it certainly isn't a sex thing goddamn get your mind outta the gutter.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:02 No.18318604 >>18318593 It wouldn't be 2 unless they're erogenous zones, and only one guy was asking about that. they're probably not, and it's supposed to be comforting, not sexual. Get the stick out of your ass.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:04 No.18318618 >>18318593 Fun fact, most "erogenous zones" double as comfort zones when not aroused. So yeah.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/14/12(Wed)00:05 No.18318628 File: 1331697903.jpg-(129 KB, 780x765, 01fbf8f9fd45f00e1c2b9015ba2f54(...).jpg) >>18318557 >We're probably voiced by Steven Blum. fuck you of all the voice actors you coud pick, him Besides everyone knows we would be voiced by Michael Kopsa

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:06 No.18318648 >>18318618 So, you rape her to calm her down? Right.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:06 No.18318652 >>18318557 >>18318628 We're voiced by Liam Neeson.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:06 No.18318656 >>18318628 hnnnnggg

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:07 No.18318665 >>18318652 I can support this.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:07 No.18318666 >>18318648 1/10 >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:07 No.18318667 >>18318628 I always figured the MC was voiced by Mark Hamill

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:07 No.18318670 >>18318652 I wonder if Liam would go for such batshit crazy lines.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:07 No.18318674 >>18318603 >>18318604 >>18318618 I'm aware as how it was intended. Doesn't mean that others will interpret it that way.

>>	Major Airlift 03/14/12(Wed)00:07 No.18318675 >>18318652 I can't imagine him saying half the stuff MC does.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:07 No.18318678 >>18318628 We're voiced by Yuri Lowenthal. He already does everything anyways.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/14/12(Wed)00:07 No.18318679 >>18318667 That's...oddly acceptable.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:08 No.18318681 >>18318648 We have a saying in my land, >You can't rape the willing

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:08 No.18318683 >>18318667 Joker voice when trolling would be sweet.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:08 No.18318684 MC is voiced by Sam Worthington circa CoD Black Ops.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:08 No.18318685 >>18318670 Well, he WAS in Clash of the Titans...

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:09 No.18318701

>>18318618

This statement burns my brain.

It's not wrong... It's just extremely backwards in a attempt to avoid sounding tautalogical.

Stimulating erogenous zones can instill a feeling of comfort; that's why getting a massage can instill an enjoyable feeling that leads to a state of calm pleasure. Stimulating the same zones on an aroused partner simply heightens the effect.

On topic, there's nothing directly sexual about a comforting rub or pat.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)00:08 No.18318702 >>18318652 We have a very particular set of skills, honed over many years, that make us a nightmare for people in command.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:09 No.18318716 >>18318675 That's why its EXTRA awesome. Can you imagine Liam Neeson screaming about getting raped by little girls? Platinum.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:09 No.18318720 >>18318702 Fuck you. I read it in his voice.

>>	Major Airlift 03/14/12(Wed)00:10 No.18318724 >>18318716 No. That's why I said I can't imagine it...

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:10 No.18318733 File: 1331698253.gif-(1.53 MB, 252x168, bitchslap get it, cuz her (...).gif)

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:10 No.18318734 >>18318716 Jesus. I just... I just don't know how to feel about this

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:11 No.18318736 >>18318716 "Hiding from a rape-gang of sixteen year-olds." "Do you need something lubricated?"

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:11 No.18318739 >>18318724 Well then you, sir, have a poor imagination.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:11 No.18318740 >>18318716 Neeson is a bit old to be us. Anyone have a video of him in his younger days?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:11 No.18318743 >>18318701 This just noticed: you can't have erogenous without eroge.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)00:11 No.18318744
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"What's not getting better?" you ask automatically.

"Oh. This," Erica says, patting Trude on the head. "She's blamed herself for her sister's injury for a while, now."

"The whole year? Since the Martians invaded?"

Erica nods. "Thirteen, fourteen months of... hating herself." She shakes her head, an oddly somber gesture for Erica. "I knew she was under pressure, but..."

"Not this bad, huh?"

"No clue."

You sigh. "Sean was right, then," you say, and to your surprise, you feel a bit let down.

"Huh?"

"The lust thing. Just a distraction. Me, I mean. I'm male, I'm available, I'm decent, dashing, disposable and deniable, when you come down to it." You shrug. "Ah, well..."

Erica quirks an eyebrow at you. "You don't know much about women, do you?"

You open your mouth, then close it again, then open it. "The hell you say?"

"Yeah, she was looking for a quick lay when she reeeeled you in her window during that ghost stunt crap," Erica tells you, "-but you just saved London forever and hunted down her little sister and saved her when she thought she'd lost her forever...?" Erica shakes her head. "She thought Chris was *dead* the last few days, after the rocket-bomb attacks, and she didn't lose it. Then she just goes waterworks on your shoulder and..." Erica giggles. "She's a tough dame. Always has her panties on a little too tight, you know? I think she licks the dust off the floor of her room. Like a cat. But where Chris is concerned..." she waggles her eyebrows.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:11 No.18318748 File: 1331698319.jpg-(324 KB, 496x490, IT'S MURDERIN TIME.jpg) >>18318733 >When Minna finds out

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:12 No.18318754 >>18318702 >if you let Meeyuhfooji go now, that'll be the end of it. But if you don't, I will look for you. I will find you. And I will bounce you.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:12 No.18318760 David Hayter?

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)00:12 No.18318764 >>18318720 Then my job here is done.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:13 No.18318771 >>18318740 Although I can't see it either, Neeson will never get too old.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:13 No.18318774 File: 1331698393.jpg-(119 KB, 800x930, 4e30513289b84a17ef1220d8e1a933(...).jpg) OUT OF NOWHERE HAWT LYNETTE

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:13 No.18318780 >>18318744 We must put some sense on Trude.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:13 No.18318783 >>18318740 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipSZn5qcJds

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:13 No.18318785 >>18318744 Guess that means we're now locked out of Erica route. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:13 No.18318786 >>18318744 In summary, let the waifu wars begin once again, in earnest, as both of the potential routes we were on just became that much more viable. You must thrive off of tears, planefag. I applaud thee.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)00:14 No.18318794 File: 1331698472.png-(40 KB, 553x473, indeed.png) >>18318754 You, my friend, have the right idea.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:15 No.18318800 >>18318786 In the end, it's up to PF.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:15 No.18318804 File: 1331698515.jpg-(92 KB, 423x178, 1331329895668.jpg) >>18318754

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)00:15 No.18318805 File: 1331698518.jpg-(240 KB, 1280x720, I_MAD.jpg) >>18318667 >>18318667 >>18318667 >>18318667 >>18318667 SAGED REPORTED E-MAILED MOOT IP LOGGED FBI NOTIFIED PARTY VAN DISPATCHED

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:15 No.18318806 >>18318786 He collects them, the son of a bitch. His dark workings are powered by them. Each one, crystalline, perfect.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:15 No.18318816 >>18318744 Why the fuck would we bring that up now?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:16 No.18318819 >>18318785 >locked out of Erica route. Oh well. Damn it. Near Erica is the safest place to be... on missions.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:16 No.18318824 >>18318794 I thought of a title if there's ever a movie about us, "The Unfuckers".

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:16 No.18318827 >>18318805 I take it you don't like Star Wars?

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/14/12(Wed)00:16 No.18318834 >>18318805 Dude, Hamill is a great actor. Have you heard how fast he can switch from raving psycho to heromode? Go watch commentaries from Arkham City.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:17 No.18318836 >>18318744 OK, Trude seems stable. Erica has had her say. Lets get going.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:17 No.18318837 >>18318805 >MC >Not Luke Skywalker and the Joker You made this bed bro.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:18 No.18318853 >>18318837 >MC >LIAM MOTHERFUCKING NEESON We've got better options currently.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:18 No.18318860 >>18318836 Eh, the Trude fags were complacent while we talked to Minna, let's just be nice and let them have some feelings.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:18 No.18318863 >>18318785 Eh, we could probably claw our way back, but it was going to happen anyway. I'm just hoping that we can legitimately fluster her at least once, and the easiest way to do that seemed like hitting on her or something.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:18 No.18318872 Liam Neeson being MC's voice would actually explain why bitches are all over our junk.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:19 No.18318879 >>18318836 >No WAT DO? Give it a chance, oh impatient one.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)00:19 No.18318883 >>18318754 >You don't remember me? We spoke on the radio two days ago. I told you I would bounce you.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:19 No.18318885 >>18318863 >fluster erica >laughingwitches.bat >I seriously

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:19 No.18318887 >>18318374 >>18318374 >>18318374 >>18318374

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:19 No.18318889 >>18318667 I always imagined Tim Curry. Can you imagine Frank n Furter being the MC? Or Nigel Thornberry? Or hell, Gilbert Gottfried.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:20 No.18318896 File: 1331698818.png-(520 KB, 513x647, 132378519562.png) >>18318883 >>18318754 >>18318702 Make it stop!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:20 No.18318899 >>18318786 he baited eilafaggots into coming in too. or at least it looks like hes trying. and they have fucking huge power level, if demographics here are anything like /sw/ at large. planefag is a sadistic piece of work. love it.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:20 No.18318902 File: 1331698841.jpg-(88 KB, 363x310, 1273245909033.jpg) >>18318863 >flustered erica

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:20 No.18318904 >>18318889 whhat

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:20 No.18318905 >>18318860 >Trudefags >Complacent Were we in the same thread?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:21 No.18318907 >>18318872 Such are the effect of Neeson not being underwater where no female can hear him vocalize.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:21 No.18318915 >>18318736 The second one I can see. The first one just sounds sinister.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:21 No.18318919 MC is voiced by George Sanders

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:21 No.18318920 I as well vote Liam Neeson voice. I also vote we do this: >>18318374

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:21 No.18318921 >>18318905 Well, they at least tried. I think.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:22 No.18318926 >>18318885 >>18318902 Is that a challenge? If nothing else it'd be funny to watch MC fail.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:22 No.18318932

>>18318889
I always imagined Aldo Raine.

And the Alium will be sickened by us, and the Alium will talk about us, and the Alium will fear us. And when the Alium closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with.

Sound good?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:22 No.18318933 >>18318872 And why we're currently at risk of getting raped to death by a wolf. Well, wolf-girl anyway.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:22 No.18318939

>>18318863
You want to know how you fluster Erica? You fuck with Trude. And I don't mean it light-heartedly. The ONLY way you can get Erica to give a fuck is to try and hurt her friends. She only cares about the important things.

So I ask you. You want to take it to that level? Just to rustle the jimmies of the only witch on base right now who perfectly understands the pilot mindset?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:23 No.18318941 File: 1331698982.jpg-(408 KB, 1052x744, 1331464148531.jpg)

>>	Writefag 03/14/12(Wed)00:23 No.18318943 >>18318872 As badass as Mr. Liam "I will kill you" Neeson is, there is a slight problem with him being the MC's voice. He's Irish. Very Irish. And the MC is an American. A very American American.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:23 No.18318947 >>18318939 Well forget that then

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:24 No.18318949 >>18318921 If that's them holding back, I'd hate to see them actually trying.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:24 No.18318954 >>18318943 Just like Luke Skywalker!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:24 No.18318956 >>18318943 Well everyone calls us Mac, which is Scottish so... Sean Connery?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:24 No.18318959 >>18318939 Who's she in lesbians with in the series? Could we at least prompt a nosebleed?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:24 No.18318963 >>18318943 Thurl Ravenscroft

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:24 No.18318964 >>18318889 >Frank n Furter >Nigel Thornberry? All those Nigel gifs suddenly became that much creepier.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:25 No.18318970

>All this bullshit about MC's voice.

Ahem:
War. War never changes.
The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth.
Spain built an empire from its lust for gold and territory.
Hitler shaped a battered Germany into an economic superpower.
But war never changes.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:25 No.18318974 >>18318932 >here in the 501st, we're doin' one thing an' one thing only: killin' ayleeums.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:25 No.18318975 File: 1331699137.jpg-(33 KB, 640x272, liam-neeson-the-grey.jpg) Holy mother of god.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:25 No.18318976 >>18318956 Mac is just 1940s slang for dude.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:25 No.18318983 >>18318943 Then it's okay. The bald eagle doesn't sound very regal either, it is dubbed over every fucking time.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)00:25 No.18318988
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"Oh," you say. "So I, uh, just-"

"Found her weak spot," Erica says. "And struck it for maaaasive damage ooooooooh~"

Just then, the door creaks open to reveal HellCow. The cow bends its front legs and executes a curiously neat little bow.

"Awww, who's a good HellCow?" Sakamoto says, scratching it behind the ears. The cows tail whips about happily and it trots off with a satisfied little hiss. "Hey," Sakamoto says. "Chris told me about Trude. How's she doing?"

"Plane Punk here made her fall in love with him," Erica says casually. "Their kids are going to be real fucking terrors. Her OCD with his psychosis. Focused, dedicated psychopaths."

"And yours won't be able to find their ass with both hands," you retort, waving at the cluttered floor. "Well, I guess if you set up radio beams that any moron could-"

"HEY!"

"Come, children," Sakamoto says, entering the room and seizing you by the ear. She drags you out, kicking and bitching, and gets you into the hall. Then she draaags you down the hallway to your OWN room, and sits you on the bed.

"I didn't do it," you say immediately.

"You're not in trouble," Sakamoto says. "I figured you'd want some advice on the new hornets nest you just stuck your pecker in."

>Yeah, I do. Above all else.
>I do, but priority goes to COME OUT OF THE LINEN CLOSET ROBIN I CAN SEE YOU

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:26 No.18318991 >>18318883 >I'm not trying to to beat the Martians! I'm trying to save my Fuji! ...And it was a steam sled, not a dreadnought.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:27 No.18319003 >>18318988 [x]Option two.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:27 No.18319006 >>18318988 >Yeah, I do. Above all else. Is there something we don't know?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:27 No.18319007 >>18318970 I laughed. Hard. MC isn't that eloquent.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:27 No.18319009 >>18318970 >>18318970 >>18318970 >>18318970 >>18318970 >>18318970 >>18318970

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/14/12(Wed)00:27 No.18319010 >>18318988 >ROBIN

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:27 No.18319012 >>18318988 THE FLOOR IS NOW ROBIN.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:27 No.18319014 >>18318988 advice would be good. let robin hide. she might be up to something hilarious.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:27 No.18319017 >>18318988 >Yeah, I do. Above all else.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:27 No.18319020 >I do, but priority goes to COME OUT OF THE LINEN CLOSET ROBIN I CAN SEE YOU OH GOD ANOTHER FIGMENT OF OUR PSYCHOSIS

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:27 No.18319024 >>18318988 >hornets nest >sticking pecker in Y u gib me new fetishes fap angel?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:28 No.18319027 >>18318667 Please - obviously we're voiced by Harrison Ford.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:28 No.18319032 >>18318988 >"I figured you'd want some advice on the new hornets nest you just stuck your pecker in." We were kind of getting that already...

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:28 No.18319033 >>18318988 "Yeah. A little help with that would be nice before I get my ass shot off. "Also, it's nice that Minna rescinded my move order. Going to have to thank her for that later."

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:28 No.18319034 File: 1331699296.jpg-(113 KB, 500x416, 1325420286567.jpg) >>18318988 SISTER INDUCED DERAILMENT IN 3...2...1

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:28 No.18319035 >>18318988 Pretend to keep talking to Sakamoto, then bounce the closet.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:28 No.18319037 >>18318988 >new hornets nest Wait, what? What have we done now?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:28 No.18319038 >>18318933 >I do, but priority goes to COME OUT OF THE LINEN CLOSET ROBIN I CAN SEE YOU I just can't be sure

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:28 No.18319041 >>18318988 There's something going on here... >Yeah, I do. Above all else.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:29 No.18319047 >>18318988 >>I do, but priority goes to COME OUT OF THE LINEN CLOSET ROBIN I CAN SEE YOU yes that gets my vote

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:29 No.18319048 >>18318988 >Yeah, I do. Above all else.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:29 No.18319051 >>18318932 > this ayleeum wants to dah for his planet >ahblaage him

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:29 No.18319052 >>18318988 >Yeah, I do. Above all else.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:29 No.18319055 >>18319006 fwo girls like us, both of them are out of their damn minds. theres THOUSANDS of things we dont know.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:29 No.18319056 >>18318988 ROBIN I CAN SEE YOU

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:29 No.18319058 >>18318988 Bounce the closet. Go "See, Robin, this is how I've done it."

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:29 No.18319060 File: 1331699384.gif-(222 KB, 480x360, 1330666176827.gif) >>18318988 >Advice

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:29 No.18319061 >>18318988 >I do, but priority goes to COME OUT OF THE LINEN CLOSET ROBIN I CAN SEE YOU

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:30 No.18319066 >>18319033 >Won't have to fuck with her later for that fixed

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:30 No.18319067 >COME OUT OF THE LINEN CLOSET ROBIN, I CAN SEE YOU >Slides out from under the bed

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:30 No.18319068 >>18318988 >Sakamoto has trained the cow We're all dead. Anyways, first option. None of this silly sister paranoia.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:30 No.18319069 File: 1331699407.jpg-(84 KB, 278x659, Consider the following.jpg) How much chaos did Minna inflict while we were away?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:30 No.18319070 >>18318988 >>I do, but priority goes to COME OUT OF THE LINEN CLOSET ROBIN I CAN SEE YOU >

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:30 No.18319076 >>18318988 ROBIN!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:30 No.18319077 >>18319037 Trude has an infatuation with us and we've been pushing Minna's buttons. ALL of them.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:30 No.18319079 >>18318988 Whatever szved out ass from getting killed.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:30 No.18319081 >>18318988 >Yeah, I do. Above all else. "Talk to me"

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:30 No.18319083
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>>18318988
>I do, but priority goes to COME OUT OF THE LINEN CLOSET ROBIN I CAN SEE YOU
What are the odds it's Minna waiting for another target to strike, and we're about to inadvertently spoil her glorious bounce of Sakamoto?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:30 No.18319089 >>18318988 IT'S IMOUTIME LITTLE SISTER ALERT

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:30 No.18319090 >>18318988 >Yeah, I do. Above all else. I SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING PF I WILL NOT BE SWAYED SAY NO TO ROBIN

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:31 No.18319094 >>18319037 We now have both Minna and Trude seriously contemplating an invasion of our pants. One of them has already succeeded, in a sense.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:31 No.18319097 >>18318988 >>Yeah, I do. Above all else.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:31 No.18319101 >>18318988 SISTER IS IN THE CLOSET CLEAR IT FIRST

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:31 No.18319103 MC is either Ron Perlman or Liam Neeson. No other options.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:32 No.18319109 >>18318988 What do you mean "new" nest? We've been sort of in with Trude for a while now. Did something change, other than Chris? Erica already told us about that.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:32 No.18319110 >>18318988 We need a SITREP Yeah, I do. Above all else.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:32 No.18319112 >>18318988 ABOVE ALL ELSE

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:32 No.18319113 >>18318988 >Yeah, I do. Above all else. Robin will be there in 5 minutes.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:32 No.18319115 >>18318988 We have found our little sister, gentlemen CHECK THE CLOSET

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)00:32 No.18319120 >>18318991 >For a moment they had me convinced that I was crazy. But when they came to take me, when they bounced your friend, I knew.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:32 No.18319122 "before you start this particular lecture you should also know that eila propsed today too"

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:32 No.18319124 >>18318988 Dammit! We didn't get to scratch her ears.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:33 No.18319131 Please tell me Erica's Iron Cross is at least stuck to our shoe or something.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:33 No.18319133 >>18319122 >>18319122 Oh god, this. We still need to tell Sanya about that.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:33 No.18319135 >>18319083 >she was already in the closet >she was waiting for US before Sakabroto turned her back on the linen closet I can see this happening.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:33 No.18319136 >>18319122 Yes.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:33 No.18319137 >>18318988 Robin isn't there. >Yeah, I do. Above all else.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)00:33 No.18319140 >>18318988 >Yeah, I do. Above all else.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:33 No.18319143 File: 1331699633.png-(171 KB, 308x611, 1331372225787.png) >>18319083 Why would she be waiting OUR closet in OUR room?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:33 No.18319144 >>18319120 Okay, that has exhausted my memory of lines from that movie. That's all from my end.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:34 No.18319148 File: 1331699656.jpg-(5 KB, 160x120, 1322608058278.jpg) >>18319122 Oh gods, this.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:34 No.18319152 >>18319143 We are in Sakamoto's room.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:35 No.18319162 This won't end well. I know.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:35 No.18319167 >>18318988 >>Yeah, I do. Above all else. DRAMA incoming

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:35 No.18319169 >>18319122 This. Seriously, though, what's Sakamoto so serious about? We were talking to Erica about all this just fine. Why'd she drag us away? I think she just wants us to get with Minna so her friend's head will be fixed, not that it'd help that any.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:35 No.18319170 >>18319152 >>18319152 >She drags you out, kicking and bitching, and gets you into the hall. Then she draaags you down the hallway to your OWN room, and sits you on the bed. Nope.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:35 No.18319171 File: 1331699733.png-(52 KB, 190x190, 1312145749602.png) >>18319152 No we're not. >she draaags you down the hallway to your OWN room,

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)00:35 No.18319175 >>18319144 I've moved onto unknown, its the only good line from it I can remember however.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:35 No.18319180 >>18319152 >Then she draaags you down the hallway to your OWN room, and sits you on the bed.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:36 No.18319181 >>18319152 >Then she draaags you down the hallway to your OWN room No.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:36 No.18319182 >>18319152 We are in our room. Learn to reading comprehension. >hen she draaags you down the hallway to your OWN room, and sits you on the bed.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:36 No.18319186 >>18319169 Sakamoto is to Erica what Trude is to Minna.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:36 No.18319187 >>18319169 Or maybe there's something about Trude we don't know.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:36 No.18319188 >>18319152 Wrong, we're in the MC's room. Hey... we got our room back!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:36 No.18319189 >>18319186 Which is what, exactly?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:36 No.18319191 >>18319169 trude and minna both think we have a THING going. getting serious about either would hurt the other and they are both half crazy. such is the psice of waifu warring.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:37 No.18319201 Scott McNeil. In full whine mode.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:37 No.18319203 >>18319189 Friend/Person trying to get their friend laid

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:37 No.18319205 >>18319186 Er, don't you mean she is to Minna what Erica is to Barkhorn? The laid-back friend who gives no fucks?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:37 No.18319208 >>18319187 Sure, but would it be something that Sakamoto knew but Erica didn't? That seems unlikely.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:38 No.18319215 when did we get our room back?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:38 No.18319216 >>18319191 ...which is why we have harem endings.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:38 No.18319217 >>18319143 Because we've created a monster. A bouncing, pantsu-stealing, pants-wearing sparkly CO tripping ALL over her emotions with US in her sights. All of my yes.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:38 No.18319219 >>18319203 So Sakamoto's trying to sabotage our relationship with Trude? She's not that crazy.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:38 No.18319220 >>18319208 You never know...

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:38 No.18319222 >>18319203 Don't you mean "Sakamoto is to Minna what Erica is to Trude"?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:38 No.18319224 >>18319205 Fuck man, I have no idea. Probably.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:39 No.18319230 File: 1331699962.jpg-(117 KB, 400x400, 1321796400264.jpg) >High density drama incoming This will all end in tears.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:39 No.18319232 >>18319215 No, we're in the infirmary. We spend most of our time there as it is

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:39 No.18319237 File: 1331699991.jpg-(54 KB, 470x335, top38.jpg) RE: MC's Voice.... MC's Voice is Gilbert Gottfried. You are now reading everything in his voice, or his version of the various witches' voices

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:39 No.18319238 >>18319216 eesh. i dont think we could swing it.

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/14/12(Wed)00:39 No.18319239 >>18319222 >>18319205 >>18319186 A squared plus B squared is C squared?

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)00:40 No.18319247 >>18319217 It is rather fun and will inevitably end in disaster.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:41 No.18319259 >>18319237 Impossible, for one reason: WE can actually sing. And rather well, apparently.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:41 No.18319261 NEXT TIME time?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:41 No.18319262 >>18318988 After we get advice, we turn the tables and bluntly ask if she and Sean are fucking.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:41 No.18319268 >>18319261 He wouldn't give us a choice and then NEXT TIME us. That'd be silly.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:41 No.18319271 >>18319261 2-3 more posts.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:42 No.18319275 >>18319261 Not 0100 yet.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:42 No.18319277 >>18319261 A bit early, yet. >>18319262 Ask her whether it's Sean or Ian she's fucking, since we can't tell.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:42 No.18319278 >>18319268 He's done it before

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:43 No.18319296 File: 1331700193.jpg-(89 KB, 651x420, 1311872335471.jpg) >>18319237 I hate you. Forever and ever.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:43 No.18319301 >>18319259 MC is voiced by Kevin Conroy?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:43 No.18319305 >>18319262 >>18319277 Definitely do this. She drags us all over the place, the least we can do is mess with her a bit.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:43 No.18319308 >>18319261 too early in the night. It's only 12:45 Eastern, and these run well into the 1:00 hour

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:43 No.18319311 File: 1331700237.jpg-(19 KB, 350x263, 1248853543936.jpg) >>18319261 I can feel it coming on. My shit storm senses are tingling...

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:44 No.18319313 >>18319277 >Ask her whether it's Sean or Ian she's fucking, since we can't tell. "Wahaha, when you're a hammer everything looks like a nail, you see"

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:45 No.18319323 >>18319313 I like the idea of asking, but I don't quite follow you.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:45 No.18319333 if sakamoto asks us to serious up, tell her we aint serious about no one. we saved chris cause of duty watch really was just a peace offering. YOU suggested practical. even if we do wanna serious up there no reason to be giving sakabroto leverage.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:45 No.18319336 >>18319323 She's on top

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:45 No.18319337 >>18319323 He means the answer is both of them. And now it's our turn.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:46 No.18319342

>>18319261

She'll start giving advise then drop some kind of bombshell for us to end on a cliff hanger, something like Minna loves us or something that our MC is missing because he's standard harem protagonist stupid about the ladies.

Though that's more a cliffhanger for the MC, not us so it could be more something like she jokingly takes advantage of us being in her room, then Minna comes in after finishing her CO business after that attack we missed leaving a uncomfortable misunderstand~

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/14/12(Wed)00:46 No.18319344 >>18319331 Thank GOD, he's finally not acting like an idiot.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:46 No.18319347 >>18319331 Elegant.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:47 No.18319358 >>18319333 I think this is the safest approach. It keeps our options open without showing our hand.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:47 No.18319359 >>18319331 >Sakamoto quirks her mouth in that odd little catty smile only Japanese lips are articulated for. "No." MY DREAMS, SHATTERED UPON THE SHORE

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:47 No.18319364 File: 1331700459.jpg-(27 KB, 339x425, The voice of MC.jpg) >Finally caught up on both threads We're still arguing over his voice? sheesh! I thought I already fixed this problem!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:47 No.18319367 >>18319331 In before that one .gif.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:47 No.18319369 >>18319331 >inb4 MC starts acting like a idiot

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:48 No.18319371 >>18319238 It would have to be their decision as much as anything, and I doubt pf would ever give us that option... but, I think those two could get along better than any other two (other than Eila/Sanya, which would require Sanya to enter the game).

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:49 No.18319379
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>>18319331

Life fast, die another day, thats life the MC way.

Also I naturally assumed the MC was a young fighter pilot Al Bundy. Bundy's wife being the future Minna, both irritating in their own way with red hair. That and the endless 'wa't faces.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:49 No.18319381 >>18319237 i will kill you so hard you will die to death

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:49 No.18319394 >>18319379 I'm pretty okay with this.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:50 No.18319402 >>18319331 >Sakamoto quirks her mouth in that odd little catty smile only Japanese lips are articulated for. "No." ... >No I can't unhear it as a deep-voiced female Gilbert Gottfriend. >>18319237 You are a whore.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:51 No.18319417 File: 1331700678.jpg-(29 KB, 432x288, 1290371705334.jpg) >>18319237 I hope you step on a fucking Lego.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:52 No.18319433

>>18319333
This, followed by a confession that she is really the apple of our eye, the object of all our affections, the subject of our every waking thought. It'll either lead to the second part of >>18319342 (which would be funny and drama inducing), or it'd get her to drop this serious talk about relationship crap and maybe tell about the cool air raid we missed.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:53 No.18319440 >>18319402 >>18319381 >>18319296 GREAT SUCCESS!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:53 No.18319441 >>18319237 If you aren't already reading every single post on 4chan in his voice, you're doing it wrong.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:53 No.18319442 >>18319417 Shit man, you're being to nice. I hope he steps on a partially completed lego car while his hands are in his pocket.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:54 No.18319460 >>18319433 There's no chance she'd take that seriously (I don't think we can bluff that well), but it might get her to change topics if things get too serious.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:55 No.18319467 >>18319442 >>18319442 I vote for hot gravel road in the middle of summer.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:55 No.18319471 File: 1331700917.jpg-(22 KB, 329x455, punkinbarf.jpg) >>18319442 Or falls backwards off his chair into a bin of Lego.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:55 No.18319481 >>18319442 and the legos are really spiders..

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:55 No.18319482 >>18319440 >>18319381 this is me ive been drinking so i cant really remember his voice anymore huzzah

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:56 No.18319487 >>18319471 Oh. Oh god. I've done this before. No. I will not have this pain inflicted on another human being. Regardless of invocations of the Gottfried's voice.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:57 No.18319500 >>18319482 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:57 No.18319510 >>18319442 No. He should step on THAT FUCKING PIECE he's been looking for....but he just broke it when he stepped on it.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:57 No.18319512 >>18319487 I don't even know what he sounds like, just upping the ante with the most painful thing I can remember.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:57 No.18319514 >>18319500 You monster.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:57 No.18319515 >>18319442 I hope he runs into Jackie Chan in a ladder factory while Jackie's holding a baby and doesn't want any trouble.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:59 No.18319526 >>18319510 Or perhaps he can fall on to the 40k army that he had just finished painting and had arrayed out proudly.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:59 No.18319538 >>18319510 The amount of rage that causes... fuck.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)00:59 No.18319546

Guys, I have a suggestion, we should at least try to be honest with Erica about the fact that MC is romantically ambivalent at the moment.

No, no waifufagging on either side, we're talking about MC as he is now, and MC has shown signs of liking both of them. Trust me, anything we say about Trude to Erica is going to go straight back to Trude, and if Trude gets the idea that we want to forsake all other women and be her man, we're in trouble. Because it'll make Trude happy, and if we later end up in even a compromising talk with Minna, or with some other girl, and Trude finds out and has another crying fit, Erica will straight-up kill us. And there is no conceivable way we are going to stop Erica from murdering us if she really gets mad.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:01 No.18319565 >>18319515 And all of the ladders are made of Lego.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:02 No.18319587 >>18319565 and spiders...

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:02 No.18319593 File: 1331701362.jpg-(718 KB, 1563x2000, 15dcaa42d5e483f13054cef7b97f29(...).jpg) >>18319515 Damn you /tg/, I always end up looking for this image because of you.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:03 No.18319599 >>18319500 nice try i knew you would try something, i may have downed a third of a fifth so far but im not an idiot so no linking, but now the voice is stuck in your hed hahahaha

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:03 No.18319600 >>18319546 I don't even think Erica's in the room anymore, we're back in our own room...she's...somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:03 No.18319602 Actually, Joe Flannigan is growing on me. He's got that kinda-laid-back attitude, and can do fighter-pilot bravado, but his voice can also turn dead serious on a dime.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:03 No.18319603 >>18319587 The baby is actually spiders.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:05 No.18319628 >>18319546 Maybe, or we could just stay tight lipped about it all. Anyway, PF's probably going to have Sakamoto say something cliffhanger-y here, so we'll probably need to reevaluate.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:05 No.18319633 >>18319603 The spiders are all Jackie Chan, holding eight ladders.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:05 No.18319636 Never before have I garnered so much ill-will and hatred..... I feel honored.....and sorry, I don't have any legos.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:05 No.18319637 File: 1331701534.gif-(959 KB, 300x201, punk ass bitch.gif) >>18319500 there is a very specific place in hell for people who link others to that video. and you just earned yourself a one way express ticket there, I hope it was worth it you monster

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:05 No.18319638 >>18319602 That does actually fit pretty well.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:06 No.18319640 Did PF get banned again?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:06 No.18319641 File: 1331701581.jpg-(43 KB, 500x366, moe spider.jpg) >>18319603 Okari, onii-chan! I want no trabble!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:06 No.18319642 >>18319636 >>18319599

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:07 No.18319653 >>18319640 Probably prewriting several posts so he can go to bed.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:07 No.18319658 File: 1331701657.jpg-(110 KB, 354x354, 1240044938009.jpg) >>18319641 Well I'd sure like to razzamatazz that dame!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:08 No.18319664 >>18319641 How does it carry a toaster if it has no mouth? Checkmate, Atheists.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)01:08 No.18319670
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"Actually, I think I understand that nest just fine," you tell Sakamoto. "And I think I've done all I can there, you know?"

"Yeah, shooting down a flying ore freighter and finding Chris, a literal needle in a haystack, that ought'a do her for now," Sakamoto says, making a big "go get'em!" fist pump with one arm.

"Ha ha," you say dryly. "But seriously. I've got a question about Minna."

Sakamoto raises an eyebrow. "Really? That's what you're confused about?"

You sigh. "I'm trying my damnedest not to be a complete pain in the ass, now. We can actually talk to each other like rational adults, even. But it just seems like..." you shrug. "She still goes off on me for no reason. Like just talking to me is a pain in the ass."

Sakamoto frowns. "What were you two talking about - exactly - before I showed up?"

"That head-zappy thing she did to me and why 'only she could' do it. In your own words." You scratch your head, replaying that whole conversation from earlier in the day. "Wait. Wait just a fucking second, what did you mean by spring compre-"

"Oh, that is a problem," Sakamoto cuts you off. Rather abruptly, you think.

"Why? She just said you need an emotional connection and god knows she wants to break her foot off in my ass half the time-"

"Not that kind," Sakamoto says. "That won't work. Only long friendships or... a real connection. Deep and honest admiration, at least.Trying to pass energies between souls based on infatuation is like trying to pass fuel through a bendy straw; there's just not enough substance there.

"But... why would that make her angry?"

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:09 No.18319676 >>18319628 Erica isn't here. We're talking to Sakamoto now. Still, we shouldn't let Trude think we're in love with her. It's just not true. For now a least.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:09 No.18319686
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>>18319546

As MC is the protag in bizzare aeronautical harem action, I will as I always do, back the outside bet. The wild card girl with route, thats the best aim in my opinion, if the odds aren't at least 100/1 its just not worth making the bet. If we pursue this course of thought it would be easy to say that the 'main' girl is Minna with 'close rival' spot being filled by Trude. Beyond that it becomes a somewhat hasier outlook on such matters, but always bet on the longshot, it may not pay off often, but when it does you get to shout Fuck You with great gusto.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:09 No.18319690 File: 1331701772.jpg-(49 KB, 465x700, 1328717222283.jpg) >>18319664 Checkmate, logic.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/14/12(Wed)01:09 No.18319697 >>18319670 BECAUSE YOU ARE DENSER THAN LEAD IN A BLACK HOLE

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:10 No.18319705 >>18319670 Really, really the densest metal known to man - pilot.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:10 No.18319707 >>18319637 speaking of hell go to http://www.thedevilscarnival.com/ or just search the devils carnival ive heard its gonna be like rocky horror picture show mixed with death metal, pcp, and liquor

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)01:11 No.18319711 (yes I retconn'd. Took me a minute to find it, sorry. Screen is getting a bit blurry.)

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:11 No.18319715 >>18319670 It's Sakamoto's foot the one that's going to end up broken on our ass, isn't it.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:11 No.18319719 >>18319670 >You_lost_me.rpg

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:11 No.18319722 >>18319670 SHE LOVES YOU, IDIOT! FUCKING REALIZE IT!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:12 No.18319726 >>18319670 >"Oh, that is a problem," Sakamoto cuts you off. Rather abruptly, you think. huh? it's not like her to balk at that sort of thing, is it?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:12 No.18319731 >>18319670 Awww shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:12 No.18319733 >>18319711 Wait what did you retcon? I've been too busy laughing at everything to notice.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:12 No.18319735 File: 1331701957.png-(500 KB, 1377x682, MCidium.png) Whelp.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:12 No.18319736 >>18319686 We're not fucking Robin. Stop that.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:12 No.18319737 >>18319670 We're a living duplicate of her dead fiance' of course it would work out well.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:12 No.18319740 >>18319711 Were?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:13 No.18319742 File: 1331701985.jpg-(120 KB, 1600x1200, 1270692395764.jpg) >>18319686 Kathy route, engaged

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:13 No.18319750 File: 1331702011.jpg-(45 KB, 800x600, 1329604745952.jpg) >>18319719

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:13 No.18319755 >>18319711 Wait, what? Where?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:14 No.18319769 >>18319697 >>18319705 So does this make us... The Wizard of Osmium?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:15 No.18319779 >>18319670 In before Minna is Robin

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/14/12(Wed)01:15 No.18319781 File: 1331702128.jpg-(661 KB, 1748x1181, Brave standard test type.jpg) >>18319742 AW YEAH

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:15 No.18319784 >>18319736 How about some borderline incest (Onii-chaaan~) with Mayafuji?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:15 No.18319785 File: 1331702136.jpg-(284 KB, 762x709, 1327642117001.jpg) >>18319769

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:16 No.18319787 >>18319726 Yeah, I'm not sure I get that either. Maybe I'm just being slow, but isn't she planning on telling us about Minna liking us anyway? Why would she cut us off?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:16 No.18319790 File: 1331702176.jpg-(27 KB, 480x360, 128234122557.jpg) >>18319784

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:16 No.18319792 File: 1331702189.jpg-(71 KB, 649x536, 1331104353628.jpg) >>18319670

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:16 No.18319794 >>18319755 >>18319740 Magical refueling probably. Instead of anyone doing it with proper 'training,' it takes someone with a strong, emotional connection to pull it off.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:16 No.18319795 >>18319779 I think we'd recognize our own sister.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:17 No.18319803 >>18319794 I got that implication anyways; it's just PF is now saying it explicitly.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:17 No.18319805 >>18319670 We should end this little chat by telling her that the relationship we'd really like to get some answers about is the one with... her. Act all shy and look away, try to blush if we can. Then leg it cause she's gonna smack us one.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:18 No.18319816 >>18319805 No.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)01:18 No.18319822
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>>18319670

Sakamoto stares at you.

"You are dense as fuck," she states bluntly. "Remember where I told you she met her boyfriend?"

"Music school."

"And what did you go and do the very night we had that conversation?"

"I sang."

You blink.

"Fuck."

"Fuck indeed," Sakamoto almost growls. "I thought this much was obvious, but let me spell it out. You're a lot like Kurt in many ways. Singing, dancing, pretty selfless-"

"You knew him?"

Sakamoto nods. "He was a good man. And he went out bravely, defending others. You seem hell-bent on the same."

You slap your hand to your forehead. "God fuck shit are you telling me-"

"Like somebody who feels they're replacing their dead pet by getting another dog," Sakamoto says.

You frown. "Gee, thanks."

She shrugs. "You're lucky I haven't gotten out crayons, dipshit. Just caring about you makes her feel guilty, like she's being unfaithful to Kurt."

"But-"

"Oh, today is her birthday, too," Sakamoto chimes in. "Your sense of timing is fucking amazing. Perfect in the air and terrible on the ground. So binary."

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:19 No.18319829 Planefag retconned the post with Sakamoto going all Catfase "No." This update takes place directly after shes telling us about peckers and hornets

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:20 No.18319843 >>18319829 That seems largely unnecessary.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:20 No.18319844 File: 1331702412.jpg-(894 KB, 1920x1080, lucchini.jpg) >>18319742 Try again.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:20 No.18319845 File: 1331702416.jpg-(57 KB, 391x389, 1324625911300.jpg) >>18319822 > today is her birthday

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:20 No.18319854 >>18319822 Damn, we should have slept with Trude after all. Sex and fireworks would have been a treat.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:20 No.18319856 MY PRECIOUS ARCHIVE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I SHOULD BE DOING. HALP.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:21 No.18319859 >>18319822 Hey, we got her a present at least. We gave her pants and introduced her to the joy of bouncing.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/14/12(Wed)01:21 No.18319861 File: 1331702480.jpg-(172 KB, 640x480, strike witches quest.jpg) >>18319822

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:21 No.18319864 File: 1331702488.jpg-(333 KB, 1000x1332, 133144802393.jpg) >>18319822 Well shit

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:22 No.18319870 >>18319822 Well shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:22 No.18319871 >>18319795 Magic.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:22 No.18319876 >>18319822 >Paper >Pen "This note is good for 2 hours of me obeying all orders like a real solider." >Give to Minna

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:22 No.18319881 >>18319822 Eventually, the hole we are digging will get deep enough so we will break into Hell, then we can just keep digging. I'm sure eventually we will get to a deposit of Lets Rock.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:23 No.18319885 >>18319822 "Well she took my pants today, does that count for anything?"

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:23 No.18319890 >>18319876 Fuck no. We already gave her the pants.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:23 No.18319894 >>18319876 Do it.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)01:23 No.18319896
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>>18319822

Rather then continue to discuss the newfound, uncomfortable truth that your head is being fucked up by FEEEELINGS for a woman that intimidates the hell out of you and you'll probably never land because you're competing against the shade of her dead boyfriend (fucking fucking fuckity FUCK-) you decide to pounce on a good segway line when you hear it.

"As evidenced by my picking this time to ask you why Robin is in England," you say to Sakamoto.

"Who?" Sakamoto says.

You stand up, walk over to her, and get riiiight up in her face.

"... ARE YOU GRINNIN AT ME?" you demand.

>Her Face When

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:23 No.18319897 >>18319881 Dig deeply. Dig greedily.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:23 No.18319899 >>18319822 Fuck... let's ask her if there is any way we can possibly help her besides getting in her pants. Or at least before. What we need isn't to fuck her but to unfuck her from all that damn drama.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:24 No.18319905 >>18319822 Do we at least have a bottle of something tasty and alcoholic left over? Because an air raid is a shitty way to celebrate a birthday. Also, there's at least one way we're clearly different from Kurt: we're probably denser.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:24 No.18319914 >>18319896 We're close enough, lets make her wish she had a Rape Whistle.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:24 No.18319915 Girls with issues Never take...no, hold on. Girls with baggage Never have... ...Damn it, I'm sure this was a rhyme or something.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:25 No.18319919 >>18319822 So it's Trude's birthday in 9 days. We'd better at least remember that one.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:25 No.18319922 >>18319896 Paranoid? Or Observant? You decide

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:25 No.18319924 >>18319896 >then >THEN >THEN THEN THEN GAP AN EEEEELF

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:25 No.18319927 >>18319896 THATS IT FULL BURN CRAZY IVAN BOUNCE EVERYTHING.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:25 No.18319929 >>18319919 We've only been with the witches for like a week. In 9 days we'll either be dead or on Mars.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:26 No.18319936 >>18319919 We have no way of knowing that.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:26 No.18319937 >>18319915 It doesn't matter man. Remember the three D's. Date her. Do her. Dump. Sure she might come after you with a fire axe in the middle of the night, but it was totally worth it.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:27 No.18319944 File: 1331702822.png-(85 KB, 379x278, 1312228316151.png) >>18319896

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:27 No.18319945 >>18319896 We have a bad history with gifts with Minna, anyway. Best just to let her keep the pants and glasses.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:27 No.18319950 We could at least say happy birthday.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:28 No.18319956 >>18319876 Supporting this, it's humorously self-aware and will probably be plot important later. Or she'll get megamad and yell at us for giving her a coupon to "do our damned job". Either way, hilarity ensues.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:28 No.18319958 >>18319876 This. Also, there's plenty of daylight left. RALLY THE TROOPS, LET'S BAKE HER A CAKE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=albKZDJznD8

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:29 No.18319966 >>18319950 Yeah, we can at least do this. But I'll prefer to do this: >>18319876

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:29 No.18319968 >>18319876 No. We went over this an hour or so ago when it was first suggested.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:30 No.18319975 >>18319876 That's way too fucking dangerous. Just give her that pair of pants we picked out earlier.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:30 No.18319977 >>18319968 Why not? What's there to lose?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:30 No.18319982 File: 1331703051.jpg-(30 KB, 600x412, ampinstein.jpg) mfw

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:30 No.18319985 >Round up the witches. >Bake cake for Minna

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:31 No.18319987 >>18319958 It still isn't too late to go full retard and make our MANCANDY calendar for the ladies. What better gift than our glorious body wearing nothing but aviators and pants?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:31 No.18319992 >>18319975 "Hey, Heard it was your birthday... I kind of need those pants back, but I kind of had a pair that shrank in the wash."

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)01:31 No.18319996
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>>18319896

Sakamoto is sucking her lips into that curious little catlike expression only Japanese faces seem properly articulated for. You suppose they call it the CuterFace, since they don't play poker in TropicsLand, far as you know.

"What on earth makes you think anything of the sort?" Sakamoto says.

"No cracks about paranoia?" you cry. "AHA! I KNEW IT! I knew that call was too good to be trans-atlantic! It didn't come in on the switchboard, either, must've been local! My god, she could be HERE!" you exclaim.

"And Minna could be in the closet waiting to chop you up into little bits because you know our secrets," Sakamoto says in ominous tones.

"That's not funny," you complain. "HA!" You dive under the bed and just come up with dust bunnies.

"It was extremely funny," Sakamoto disagrees. "I laughed so hard I cried. Especially since Minna was wearing your pants and glasses when she told me, and those pants are a few sizes too large, and... oh, it was rich."

"You're really funny," you grumble, and creep over to the closet. "But I just don't trust anybody anymore. GOTCHA!" You rip open the closet door.

Then Minna hits you in the head with a salami.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:32 No.18319998 >>18319977 It's fucking stupid, is why. We're a goddamn pilot, and we've only gotten as far as we have by disobeying orders when we want to. Two hours is a long time, that's what's to lose. >>18319975

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/14/12(Wed)01:32 No.18319999 File: 1331703136.jpg-(37 KB, 340x408, acguy fell.jpg) >bake a cake >hilarious events occur! I FUCKING LOVE BAKING

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:32 No.18320001 >>18319985 We need to do this. If they try and get on us for chewing them out for forgetting, we can remind them: We gave Minna the Gift of the Bounce.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:32 No.18320003 >>18319975 I thought we already gave her those.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:32 No.18320004
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>>18319958
>a cake

No. Not a cake.

All the cakes. Dozen of cakes. Hundreds of cakes. We need to recruit the entire goddamn base to bake her cakes and then trap her in her office behind a six-foot wall of cakes.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:32 No.18320005 File: 1331703172.jpg-(86 KB, 428x510, 1331095367490.jpg) >>18319996 >>18319896 >>18319896 >>18319996

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:33 No.18320011 >>18319996 CALLED IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT ...Uh, were you listening, boss.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:33 No.18320012 File: 1331703187.jpg-(11 KB, 200x300, 1330834157489.jpg) >Then Minna hits you in the head with a salami. I... what?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:33 No.18320013 >>18319996 ah fuck

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:33 No.18320015 >>18319996 >bounced by minna twice in a day She is on a fucking ROLL.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:33 No.18320018 >>18319996 Wow. Sakamoto is seriously gunning for MC/Minna.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:33 No.18320021 >>18319996 "Happy Birthday, Minna"

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/14/12(Wed)01:33 No.18320022 File: 1331703225.png-(10 KB, 347x444, 1326757574283.png) i am shaking with giggles

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:34 No.18320029 >>18319996 "Do what you will, I'm taking those pants back. I've got another pair that fits if you want them."

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:34 No.18320033 File: 1331703268.jpg-(197 KB, 678x582, 1321664457665.jpg) >>18319996

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:34 No.18320035 File: 1331703270.png-(34 KB, 199x200, 1329017940122.png) >>18319996

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:34 No.18320036 >>18319996 She's been taking lessons from her groundpounder colleague.

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/14/12(Wed)01:34 No.18320037 >>18319996 The Bounce is strong with this one.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:34 No.18320038 File: 1331703277.png-(146 KB, 933x408, 1270156807210.png) >>18319996

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:34 No.18320039 File: 1331703278.jpg-(47 KB, 306x267, 1285064556647.jpg) >>18319996

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:34 No.18320043 File: 1331703292.jpg-(420 KB, 960x1019, 1331085995921.jpg) >>18319996 oh no. we've taught her too well. what have we done WHAT HAVE we DONE?!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:35 No.18320046 >>18319996 "Happy birthday, Minna."

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:35 No.18320049 >>18319996 Oh, fuck did I lose it!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:35 No.18320050 >>18319996 OH IT'S ON NOW RETRIEVE THE PANTS BY FORCE

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:35 No.18320051 >>18319996 I FUCKING CALLED IT >>18319083 HELL YES

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:35 No.18320054 >salami to head ENGAGE HER WITH FROZEN LAMB SHANK. AND DRAWFAGS, WE CALL FOR AID.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:35 No.18320056 >>18319996 inb4 NEXT TIME

>>	Major Airlift 03/14/12(Wed)01:35 No.18320057 File: 1331703356.jpg-(77 KB, 1280x720, 1327469685153.jpg) >>18319996 MINNNAAAA!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:36 No.18320058 >>18319996 >Nope the door closed

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:36 No.18320059

Lets not go out of our way to do anything for Minnas birthday, she already has our pants AND Aviators. Lets just give her them and call it a good day. If we start with the meddling, then the hole we are in will undoubtedly get deeper, those fire axes will be gripped ever tighter and we will just get lossed in a morass of Star Wars Episode Two romance, where we could want to wish wishes about feelings and quite frankly I don't want to see that. Aviators and Pants are the best gift we can give to a pilot without any, double so when its ours AND she got to see us without our pants on. To say again the last thing we should do on her birthday is turn up with our MC charm and say "HEY I JUST HEARD YOU ARE SUBCONCIOUSLY COMPARING ME TO YOUR DEAD BOYFRIEND SO YOU LIKE LIKE ME NOW"

Though since it will probably occour anyway, at least we get to crash and burn laughing.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:36 No.18320062

>>18319996
I still don't see why the "suffer not the warlock to live" idea is so comical. There is in fact a thousand year old conspiracy to suppress male magic and public knowledge of it, it's just that the witches don't do the dirty work themselves; they use their political influence to get the local government to "deal with" vocal gnomes. We haven't even gotten into the details there. It wasn't that far off.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:36 No.18320063 >>18319996 she's... not happy we weren't into her and now is gonna gut Trude and Elia for stealing her precious MC

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:36 No.18320064 File: 1331703383.jpg-(16 KB, 640x368, brilliant-2.jpg) >>18320004

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:36 No.18320065

>>18319996

"Happy birthday, boss."
>take her hand into your own
>pull her out of closet
>start singing happy birthday
>carry her down the stairs
>round up all of the Witches
>bake a cake
>have everyone sing a round of happy birthday
>eat cake
>take her up to our room
>get on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:36 No.18320068 We truly have created a monster.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:37 No.18320073 >>18319996 OH GOD SHE'S COME FOR ME! HELP! SHE'S GONNA DISSECT ME WITH A SALAMI!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:37 No.18320076 >>18320065 i cry evrytim

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:38 No.18320083 >>18319996 >Close the closet door >Get the fuck out of there My recommended option.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:39 No.18320091 >>18319996 What? So Sakamoto wanted her to overhear the conversation we were having? Oh dear. Why do we keep letting her do this? We should not be as trustworthy.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:39 No.18320093 >>18319996 Can we NOPE Minna?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:39 No.18320095 File: 1331703572.jpg-(26 KB, 300x240, NCISweatherly0301_300110228192(...).jpg) >>18320065 >"Happy birthday, boss." Oh god, it's so obvious now. >MC

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:39 No.18320100 >>18320059 She deserves something nice for her birthday. Don't let your hatred of her get in the way of that.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:39 No.18320101 >>18320091 >We should not be as trustworthy. The fuck are you trying to say?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:40 No.18320104 >>18320095 Also not a bad choice.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:40 No.18320106 >>18319996 AAHHHHHHH! SHE'S BEEN TAKING LESSONS FROM ROMMEL! WE'RE DOOOOOOMED!

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:40 No.18320109

NEXT TIME ON SWQ!NEXT TIME ON SWQ!NEXT TIME ON SWQ!NEXT TIME ON SWQ!NEXT TIME ON SWQ!NEXT TIME ON SWQ!NEXT TIME ON SWQ!NEXT TIME ON SWQ!NEXT TIME ON SWQ!NEXT TIME ON SWQ!NEXT TIME ON SWQ!NEXT TIME ON SWQ!NEXT TIME ON SWQ!NEXT TIME ON SWQ!NEXT TIME ON SWQ!NEXT TIME ON SWQ!NEXT TIME ON SWQ!NEXT TIME ON SWQ!NEXT TIME ON SWQ!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:40 No.18320110 >>18320100 It's not hatred, Minnafag. Not everyone's out to get you. It's just a bad idea to get too involved with it right now. The pants are a safe middle ground.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:41 No.18320114 >>18320101 Sorry, late, etc. Sakamoto's fucked with us to many times. We shouldn't trust her as readily as we do. Constant vigilance, etc.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:41 No.18320115 File: 1331703685.jpg-(118 KB, 1280x1444, 1311572422137.jpg) >Minna in the closet SHE JUST HEARD EVERYTHING.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:41 No.18320117 >>18319996 This is where we try to grapple with her, and wind up tripping each other and falling backwards onto our bed with her on top of us in the most awkward way possible, isn't it? I can see Sakamoto's face now...

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:41 No.18320120

Oh, god, we've fallen into a love triangle. And not just any love triangle, but an anime love triangle, which is the worst kind.

I've been skipping over the comments because I get to these threads late usually, but--you know, that cliched love triangle thing? Where there's reasonable alright guy A, and girls B and C, and B likes A and C likes A, and maybe B loves A and maybe C loves A, and A isn't altogether sure what he feels for either B or C but he doesn't want to hurt anybody's feelings so he effectively strings B and C on and on and on until the very last episode?

That.

That's us, as you've no doubt figured out long ago, as I'm only realizing now.

And to think I've always held those protagonists in contempt.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:41 No.18320121 >>18320083 Let's stay. I want to see this new, trolly Minna for myself.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:41 No.18320122 >>18320095 FUCK

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:41 No.18320124 >>18320095 I can live with. Actually, I condone it. Good work McGee.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:41 No.18320125 >>18320100 >>18320110 It's like listening to a furfag.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:41 No.18320126 >>18320095 Screw Liam Neeson, screw Mark Hamill, screw everyone else. MC is Agent DiNozzo.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:41 No.18320127 I've got it! WE SING, FUCKERS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM7o6DpNdYU I'm fairly sure this was a popular song about missing your lover and fits planefag's timeline. THROW HER OFF BALANCE WITH SONG THEN STRIKE

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:42 No.18320129 God damn it. I wanted Robin and all I got was this closet full of Minna.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:42 No.18320130 >>18320115 And Sakamoto wanted her to, for some reason.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:42 No.18320132

>>18319996

> Drawfag reporting in

What is it with this place and meat fights? Honestly, this is the second occurrence of face-on-meat contact since we got here. Shouldn't we be rationing this stuff or something? Are we seriously so inundated with the stuff we cant just use our fist like civilized people? It boggles the mind.

Oh yeah, you want to see a sneak peak of what I got done? You have a choice between a cow and plane. Or both, 0 fucks given, ect ect.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:42 No.18320136

>>18320065

"Happy birthday, boss."
>take her hand into your own
>pull her out of closet
>start singing happy birthday
>carry her down the stairs
>round up all of the Witches
>bake a cake
>have everyone sing a round of happy birthday
>eat cake
>take her up to our room
>"Hey, you can make shields without a focus, right?"
>THROW HER DOWN THE STAIRS

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:42 No.18320140 >>18320115 this, this wasn't a playful sausaging, she's in sorrow.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:42 No.18320141 >>18320095 Jesus fuck, it's almost perfect, just a few threads of "this is what I imagine my crazy granddad was like back during WWII" and it'd be spot-on

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:43 No.18320144 File: 1331703794.jpg-(39 KB, 604x599, 1310719002529.jpg) >>18320109 NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES: SECOND VERSE SAME AS THE FIRST STRIKE WITCHES will resume TOMORROW, WEDNESDAY at 7:00-7:30 EST (-4 GMT). BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/14/12(Wed)01:43 No.18320145 >>18320130 No, clearly Minna was intending to bounce us all along. She has the power now. It is in the shades, and the pants.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:43 No.18320147 >>18320126 ... MC is a lot like him.... only he gets beat up less often than we do.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:43 No.18320149

>>18319996
Happy birthday Minna and all that jazz.

Then as soon as she's out of the room glare at Sakamoto. "You just got me to talk about the emotional issues I'm having while you knew I was in the presence of one of those involved? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, get the hell out of my room."

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:43 No.18320150 >>18320125 Singular? Then which one are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:43 No.18320155 >>18320144 >not planefag

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:43 No.18320158 >>18320144 >no trip I'm dubious.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:44 No.18320159 >>18320144 0/10 see me after class.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:44 No.18320163 File: 1331703856.jpg-(155 KB, 757x430, wizard.jpg) >>18320120 >>18320120 pft! as if! we're in at least a love enneagon start including things like OUR WIDOW and we're up to at least a heptakaidecagon

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:44 No.18320164 >>18320144 Tomorrow? But that's TOMORROW!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:44 No.18320165 File: 1331703864.png-(74 KB, 210x240, 1331085443117.png) >>18320144 YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUstillloveyou UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:44 No.18320167

>>18320100

If I had typed faster then that would have come out before Minna came out of the closet (ooh err missus) so really my warnings of peril for the future of our survival came out a bit late. If the MC knows something that could upset, it always seems to be blurted out in some manner, and this one seemed like blurting gold. Though since she was already here, we've sidestepped the digging part, Sakamoto did it for us, now we are to be beaten, and raped, or left in such a weak state that when Lucchinis band arrives, we won't be able to fend them off.

We had a good run, cakes are probably not on the menu, shortage of key ingredients, better off with booze.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:44 No.18320169 >>18320144 >tomorrow >no trip Not foolin' anyone, boyo.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:44 No.18320170

>>18320120
>reasonable alright guy A

You need to catch up, man, we're nowhere near reasonable or alright. Closest to that is Ian, and even he has his weird-ass quirks. We're an emotional wrecking ball choo-chooing our way through life and mixing metaphors in a storm of quacking don't-give-a-fuck. We're boned.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:44 No.18320171 >>18320144 Nice try. But you can only fool me so many times.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:45 No.18320174 >>18320145 No, Sakamoto was very particular about taking us all the way down to our room, and cut us off quickly before. She definitely knew.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:45 No.18320175 >>18320144 Nope nope nope.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)01:45 No.18320178 >>18320144 FIREFOX STOP DELETING MY TRIP

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:45 No.18320180 >>18320149 This. If she wants to talk to us about this shit, fine. But don't fucking lie to us. Especially not about something as delicate as this.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:45 No.18320183 >>18320144 You didn't call it Strike Witches Quest. Also, planefag never does quests two days in a row. Attention to detail, my good troll.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:46 No.18320184 >>18320126 No......MC is Gilbert Gottfried

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:46 No.18320186 >>18320178 Gentlemen, start your engines. FAIN PLAAAAAAAAAAAQUE

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:46 No.18320190 >>18320178 wait really

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/14/12(Wed)01:46 No.18320192 >>18320178 Awww. Well OK. >exalts, Namstra Time to play Exalted!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:46 No.18320193 >>18320178 ANGLE FAP

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:46 No.18320197 >>18320178 lol u

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/14/12(Wed)01:46 No.18320200 >>18320174 Not that you don't raise a good point, but for the sake of argument, what other room would she bring us to? Sakamoto knows better than to just drag us into a closet to have a private chat, I'm sure.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:47 No.18320202 >>18320178 the space cow ate it

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:47 No.18320206 >>18320095 You win. I concede. I won't be able to read MC's lines in anyone else's voice from now on.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:47 No.18320208 File: 1331704054.jpg-(144 KB, 487x530, Class.jpg) >>18320178 PLAAAANNNEEEFAAAAGGGGG (But seriously, tomorrow? Right on ya, bro)

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:47 No.18320210 File: 1331704066.gif-(1.14 MB, 320x240, 1273029660690.gif) >>18320178

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:47 No.18320212 File: 1331704078.jpg-(85 KB, 500x475, 1329373402913.jpg) >>18320144 >Wednesday there'll be SUPER CRIFFHANGU MODO >next thread the Tuesday after

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:48 No.18320213 >>18320183 Well fuck me sideways.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:48 No.18320214 >>18320178 This is either legit, but very strange due to next-day delivery, or you've stepped your game up.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:48 No.18320215

>>18320163
Yeah, but most of the girls aren't really seriously in the running, crushes or flirting notwithstanding.

If this were an anime, they'd be the minor characters who provide the comic relief or maybe have a single episode centered on them, but that's it. They're those--hell if I know what to call 'em--those girls who are there, and they do plot things, but you know from volume one they haven't a chance.

Except in the unofficial pornbooks.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:48 No.18320216 >>18320200 How about the hallway? It's not like there's anyone else around right now, what with the air raid.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:48 No.18320219 >>18320183 Expert Internet Detective foiled again!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:48 No.18320221 WAIT, GUYS, WAIT, MINNA AND SAKAMOTO IN OUR ROOM TOGETHER. WE'RE FINALLY GONNA LEARN ABOUT OUR GNOME POWERS! Also, I love how everyone calls them "gnomes" instead of "wizards", despite the clockmaker making it a completely viable title.

>>	Starshadow 03/14/12(Wed)01:48 No.18320222 WHAT HAVE WE DONE >Minna Dietlinde Wilcke >NICE NAKED, ILL-TIMED WIN

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)01:48 No.18320223 File: 1331704118.jpg-(14 KB, 248x249, 1317784425106.jpg) >>18320155 >>18320158 >>18320159 >>18320164 >>18320165 >>18320169 >>18320171 >>18320175 >>18320183 >>18320186 i swear to god this was an accident

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:49 No.18320227 >>18320149 >>18320180 No, seriously. If Sakamoto knew, which I'm guessing we'll find out from her reaction tomorrow night, then that shit's fucked up. You don't fucking pull something like that with something like this.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:49 No.18320231 >>18320223 GET OUT FAP ANGEL

>>	Major Airlift 03/14/12(Wed)01:49 No.18320232 File: 1331704167.jpg-(99 KB, 715x715, 1299900939822.jpg) >>18320223 You're getting soft with age, planefag. You need to harden up.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:49 No.18320235 >>18320221 Uh. What else are we going to learn besides what Minna already told us?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:49 No.18320238 >>18320223 I ain't buying it. Them tears are too addictive for you.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:50 No.18320246 >>18320223 Laughing my ass off in addition to the cliffhanger. Good show mate.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:50 No.18320249 File: 1331704239.jpg-(31 KB, 500x332, 129092943237136248.jpg) >>18320178 thank you for running this quest Bro, hope you have a great day tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:50 No.18320254 >>18320235 Stuff about the extent of our powers, what we're really capable of, whether they can train us or not. Despite the build up and hype, the info dump before didn't really cover all that much.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:51 No.18320256 >>18320223 When you've trolled so hard that nobody ever trusts you ever again, you know that you have achieved mastery.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:51 No.18320262 >>18320221 We should shove the two of them into the closet and lock the door. If Sakamoto wants to get Minna laid that badly she can do it herself.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:52 No.18320269 >>18320223 Very well played regardless. I'll be catching up when I get off work tomorrow. Which is technically midnight the next day. Also, EST is GMT-5, isn't it? How're you getting GMT-4?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:53 No.18320273 File: 1331704388.jpg-(393 KB, 760x1094, WE JFK NOW.jpg) Also, I made this for the last session, but we hit the image limit. Why am I posting it now? Because TIMING IS FOR SCRUBS.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:53 No.18320276 File: 1331704394.jpg-(117 KB, 500x400, 1330044457094.jpg) Guess I'll see you bastards tomorrow

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:53 No.18320279 >>18320269 DST. >>18320262 I'm not sure the ones in our room lock automatically.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:53 No.18320282 >>18320269 Daylight savings time bumps the east coast into the GMT-4 timezone. Well, CST nowadays.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:53 No.18320284 >>18320269 daylight savings

>>	archivalfag 03/14/12(Wed)01:54 No.18320287 Whelp. At least I didn't have to re-type one of planefag's posts this time. BOOMSHAKALAKA IT'S DANGALANG TIME. http://www.mediafire.com/?neg4vdy6u4vql4y

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:54 No.18320288 >>18320269 >>18320269 he works in an oil rig in the middle of the Atlantic.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:54 No.18320293 How has this not been done yet.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:54 No.18320294 File: 1331704488.gif-(489 KB, 320x180, af85f4ddc0db1bd3b4262385f7770f(...).gif) >>18320262 <Sakamoto> Wahahahahaha!

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:56 No.18320303 >>18320294 Sakamoto seems to hold her liquor better in the quest. Maybe it's Minna we need to get drunk. Did we grab any of Trude's booze at some point?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:56 No.18320306 >>18320294 "WAT..oh, you're good, proceed"

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)01:57 No.18320310 >>18320293 I like it, but maybe hold a bit longer on the first frame.

>>	Starshadow 03/14/12(Wed)01:57 No.18320313 Whats a good quote from the beginning of the thread? I'm trying not to spoil anything in the archive description. We are better at this now, but some of the early descriptions are particularly bad for spoilers.

It's the time again! Writefag 03/14/12(Wed)01:57 No.18320320

“…saying that there’s a low-pressure system over your flight area, so expect some clouds below nine-thousand feet.” The Japanese witch, Rina Okabe (..though the 48th had taken to calling her Mama-San, needing a slightly-less-than-respectful name for any authority figure…) talked at length about the day's sorties. James “White Knight” Anders was only half listening. This was their first real mission since the furball two weeks prior, where they’d lost nearly half the squadron. It wasn’t special, just the usual Combat Air Patrol, but they’d finally be getting to fly back out over the Med, where they had a reasonable chance at getting some action. The fact that they would be dragging along a gaggle of witches barely dampened their enthusiasm.

…Speaking of which. James threw a sideways glance over at the witches side of the room. Most of the sparkles’ faces watched their commanders intently, a few were even taking notes, but one was staring daggers right at James.

Lady Gwen, or Geneveve Bishop as he’d came to learn earlier that morning, was starting daggers at him. She was probably still sore about how James and his squadron had gotten very good at stealing kills out from under the witches. That or because he’d thrown a bowlful of flour, salt and baking soda in her face early that morning.
Probably both, actually. And he still wanted those pancakes; maybe he’d try again tonight. He maintained the look of bored arrogance that was a hallmark of the fighter pilot attitude and raised his hand for a question. “Think it might burn off later in the day?” He didn’t care about the answer so much as illustrating that he was aware of Lady Gwen’s barely contained hatred of him and the rest of the pilots; he just didn’t give a fuck.

About Saturday: Mass Effect 3 is a hell of a drug. Writefag 03/14/12(Wed)01:59 No.18320330

It was a few more minutes of meteorology and troop movements before Commander Mama-San ceded the floor to Captain Bristol. “Alright, Ladies, Airmen.” He’d finally found his alternative to calling the 48th gentlemen. “This is your first flight as a unit. I know there’s bit a bit of friction already, but whether you like it or not, you’re stuck together. I suggest you get used to it.” He produced a large binder from the stack he’d been carrying. “Commander Okabe and I have put together flight rosters for you…

Captain Bristol read the names off like a highschool P.E. coach: “Red Flight! Anders, Bishop, Graf and Sanders. You guys have Grid Niner-Romeo.” Did he just say…? Pilot’s attitude damned, his gaze snapped over to the British witch across the room, a look of abject horror crossing her face- he tried not to think of how his own face looked. He looked back to Bristol, that bastard, who was still reading names off for Blue Flight.
He’d wondered why he hadn’t heard a damn word about the morning’s shenanigans, and now he knew why. And that sparkly bint Mama-San probably went right along with it- the perfect punishment.

Today was going to suck…

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:00 No.18320340 >>18320313 "GOT IT!" you hear Chris exclaim. Cutting your eyes sideways and down, you see Trude's little sister waving... your whistle.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:01 No.18320342 >>18320313 "Sakamoto quirks her mouth in that odd little catty smile only Japanese lips are articulated for" bitch stole the thread

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:03 No.18320362 >>18320340 >>18320342 combine this and " your tailbone impacts the concrete hard enough to make your lower spine go numb" for extra derail potential

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:03 No.18320364 >>18320287 Thanks. As a suggestion, maybe include >>18320293 and the alternate history document in the next one.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:03 No.18320370 File: 1331705029.gif-(1021 KB, 300x318, nopealium2.gif) >>18320310 Half a second good?

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:04 No.18320375 >>18320313 What happened to just describing the jist of what happened in the thread...

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:05 No.18320380 >>18320375 spoilers bro

I really enjoy writing witch-trolling more than is strictly healthy. Writefag 03/14/12(Wed)02:05 No.18320381

Ten minutes later James was strapping himself into his P-38, Primo Victoria. Of course he was deeply uncomfortable with the COs’ choice of wingmates, but there was zip he could do about it now, so he defaulted to the Fight Pilot’s Unwritten Handbook; if you ever find yourself upset or uncomfortable, be an insufferable ass. “Comm Check, Comm Check. Sparkle Fantastic, you broads got your ears on the right channel?”

A German voice came back first. “Roger, Red Lead. And I do not appreciate being called a ‘broad.’” It took him a second to recognize the voice.

“Wait a second, I remember you!” His outburst of arrogance was already making him feel better. ”You were out there when I took down that first heavy! Last I saw you were limping back to base with half a striker unit while I gave Lady Gwen a ride home. Practically our first date!” Much better.

“Are we going to have to listen to this the entire flight?” The British Witch grumbled over the comm. She wasn’t taking the arrangements as well.

“Speak of the devil! How was your early breakfast, this morning…”

He could almost hear the ellipses over the radio.

“Also: Yup!” He grinned. This was going to be a good day.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/14/12(Wed)02:07 No.18320396 >>18320370 That is much better.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:07 No.18320399 >>18320370 Better. It still seems quick, but it might just be compared to the second frame.

>>	Starshadow 03/14/12(Wed)02:09 No.18320411 >>18320362 I'm going to quote them out of order for maximum lulz.

Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:10 No.18320415
File: 1331705407.jpg-(926 KB, 3000x2000, SWQ Stirling and Rommel Fencin(...).jpg)

>>18320287

Didn't see this one in the archive. Maybe add if for the next batch?

>>18320370

Nice. I think you could swipe to the second face faster, but honestly it is just cool seeing it in a gif anyway.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:12 No.18320429 >>18320381 James is a black pilot, right? I think I read that somewhere.

>>	Writefag 03/14/12(Wed)02:12 No.18320431 >>18320415 It's... Marvelous!

Starshadow 03/14/12(Wed)02:12 No.18320432

>>18320411
Oh wait, no need, someone got to it. An actual summary works too of course.

Sometimes the thread gives you great quoting ammo to mess with archive readers (meet my cow!), but this one is a little lacking. Its pretty much 99% us getting trolled and its too easy to ruin the surprise.

>>	archivalfag 03/14/12(Wed)02:12 No.18320433 >>18320415 Ah shit that's right. I was on autopilot since I missed the last session and wasn't paying attention to images. Oh well, it'll go in tomorrow's.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:13 No.18320439 File: 1331705609.jpg-(69 KB, 587x774, 1313290440387.jpg) IN THE CLOSET WITH MINNA HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:14 No.18320448 >>18320439 Fuck dat, let's go with >>18320262 They can HUE HUE HUE by themselves.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)02:16 No.18320455 >>18320320 >>18320330 WRITEFAG For ease of reading, do you have your whole ongoing story uploaded anywhere? I like it, and I keep forgetting to read it...

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:16 No.18320456 File: 1331705775.jpg-(924 KB, 1600x1200, Birthday gift.jpg) From an /a/ thread. Happy Birthday, Minna.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:16 No.18320458 >>18320370 THIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:16 No.18320460 >>18320455 http://pastebin.com/u/LegioCI

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)02:19 No.18320474 >>18320460 I love you so much

>>	Writefag 03/14/12(Wed)02:24 No.18320498 >>18320455 I knew I forgot something: http://pastebin.com/u/LegioCI Also: Franklin's the black pilot. No I'm not planning to kill him first. Ander's probably Southern California. Don't really have much backstory for him yet, except some basics.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)02:25 No.18320500 >>18320415 Oi, you. You. >stirling dual-wielding spatula >Rommel with hand behind back >SPEM You are a god among drawfags and if I was more awake and coherent I'd say that better.

>>	Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)02:38 No.18320593 Planefag, when do we get undead martian Kurt?

>>	Starshadow 03/14/12(Wed)02:39 No.18320598 >>18320500 Isn't it like 3 in the morning over there? You must look like a raccoon.

>>	Major Airlift 03/14/12(Wed)02:43 No.18320632 File: 1331707429.gif-(43 KB, 100x100, 1306558915633.gif) >>18320598 Nearly three. Planefag is weak. Real men stay up till the sun comes up! Then we flee to our dark lairs. Wait, that may be vampires...

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)02:44 No.18320637 >>18320632 Well seeing as it is 6:45 here in the UK...

>>	Starshadow 03/14/12(Wed)03:09 No.18320817 I shall see you gents tomorrow then! Found some good pictures to use, but this part of the story wasn't the right time to use them.

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