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    109 KB Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)16:48 No.18350336  
    So, you found a big frog thing, and Warrior-kun doesn't like it.

    At least it doesn't look aggressive.

    So, what are you gonna do about it, little Xeno?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)16:57 No.18350412
    kill it in the name of the Emprah'
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)16:58 No.18350419
    >be the little taucron girl
    >kill xenos in the name of the Emprah
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)16:59 No.18350427
    We shall keep it as a pet... And call it Poopkins
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:00 No.18350431
    Attempt to communicate with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:00 No.18350433
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:02 No.18350446
    codex astrates calls this manouver STEEL RAIN
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:03 No.18350458
    And tell him what, anyway?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:04 No.18350470
    Perhaps it knows body/sign language
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:05 No.18350474
    rolled 11 = 11

    check its box, see if it came with a manual or something
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:05 No.18350476
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:06 No.18350481
    try to explain that the frog thing is going to die in the name of the emprah'
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:07 No.18350485
    rolled 16 = 16

    we can ask it what it knows about the douche who put up all these posters of himself and put our new friend into a box
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:22 No.18350595
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    Well, your communication skills seem pretty deficient, but you seemed to get your point across.

    Probably because the thing speaks Necrontyr fluently. But it has a damn coarse accent, sounds almost like French.

    So, yeah, his box is empty, and he also knows that Assholetep is a douchebag. And an uncultured one, at that; he believed he had captured a mighty Slann warlord and intended to brag about it with other necron lords, except that the frog thing is just a Brave, a footsoldier.


    But you didn't even ask his name, or even introduce yourself! That's not very polite!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:26 No.18350627
    Since when is French a coarse accent? I suppose I should be mad at you for giving a giant frog a French accent, but really my first impulse was to chop the damn thing's legs off and fry them up. So I will let it go this time.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:28 No.18350645
    Whelp, lets go ahead and introduce ourselves to it and ask for its name. And of course ask if it wishes to accompany us in our glorious adventures
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:29 No.18350657
    It has always been. I should know, I'm French. I think it's only that weird "French is a sexy language" propaganda that has been going on since the 50s.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:33 No.18350683
    I am not talking about if it is sexy or not. I am speaking about the degree of fear that you have that the speaker is about to spit a ball of snot at you. I find a large part of Holland and the boarder between Germany and the Slavic countries to be more "coarse".
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:36 No.18350705
    Doesn't mean that French doesn't sound coarse.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:42 No.18350760
    rolled 18 = 18

    well, we should ask our new friend his(her? should ask its gender as well!) name and then tell it ours, and who our other two companions are. then ask if it knows of anything else that might be in the boxes or when assholetep will be returning/where he is
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:43 No.18350767
    Do frogs have a gender?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:46 No.18350799
    rolled 17 = 17

    yes! and some species are known to actually change their gender at will if the local population is unbalanced gender-wise!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:52 No.18350842
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    Oh, Xeno, don't be so blunt, you're going to scare him off!

    Him? Her?

    You're right, it's a boy. It's not like I could tell from his name alone. "Quinletz" doesn't sound very manly.

    At least he's okay with joining you. He doesn't really have the choice, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:54 No.18350857
    >sounds almost like French.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:55 No.18350868
    Chill down, it's just a frog.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:55 No.18350869
    Alright, lets take our new buddy and get out of this place!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:56 No.18350871
    He better be useful.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:56 No.18350872
    As if you could not tell from the art style. Hide the thread and move on.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)17:57 No.18350878
    >The joke
    >Your fuckin' head.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:00 No.18350896
    rolled 3 = 3

    we should also ask warrior why he was just gonna punch him when we first opened the box. we should still ask our new friend what he knows about the rest of the boxes and assholetep. also, why was he in the box?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:02 No.18350917


    ... I guess we need to get out of here.

    Also, Quinletz probably needs some gear or something.

    ... unless he has everything on his person.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:03 No.18350920
    He was part of Assholetep's collection, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:13 No.18350998
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    Damn! Assholetep is already back!

    Luckily, he's talking on the phone, he hasn't noticed you yet, you can try to hide, or to fight him!

    Quick, Xeno, wat do?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:14 No.18351004
    Throw the frog at him.
    He must unleash his slanni powers on him and wreck his shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:16 No.18351013
    rolled 6 = 6

    quick! everybody hide in a box and when he's close by with his back turned, we jump out attack!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:16 No.18351015
    According to the RT, only characters had psychic powers. Better not do anything stupid.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:19 No.18351034
    Better hide, dude is a douche.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:28 No.18351080
    rolled 8 + 1 = 9

    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:29 No.18351089
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    Too late!, he has noticed you, and he's mad and angry!
    He is readying his Tachyon Arrow!

    You need to roll another D20 so that you don't get killed! And a D4, to determine who he aiming at!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:30 No.18351093
    I really hope we're going by "low roll = good"
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:30 No.18351099
    nope, this is NOT tau quest.
    >> dice 1d20 1d4 Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:31 No.18351101

    this may or may not work.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:31 No.18351105
    rolled 11 + 1 = 12

    fuckin' subject /= email.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:32 No.18351111
    rolled 4 + 1 = 5


    testing to see if non ones can happen
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:33 No.18351117

    (Also, link to previous adventures?)
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:33 No.18351118
    rolled 1 = 1


    using to see who gets hit.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:33 No.18351122
    rolled 4 = 4

    well, that solved that. gonna roll a d4 then.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:34 No.18351127
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:34 No.18351129
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    >Not Shas'O
    >Not Tau'Quest

    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:34 No.18351130
    Do a barrel roll!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:36 No.18351144
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:37 No.18351146
    *Sigh* I can never get that fucking dice roller to work for me...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:37 No.18351147
    Shas killed herself, and this quest has original art accompanying each post. How can you complain about that?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:39 No.18351156
    >Shas killed herself

    Several things wrong with that.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:41 No.18351169
    Just telling it like I heard it, man.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:42 No.18351175
    You repeating trolls man

    Hey, did you hear Ron Paul got hit by a bus?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:42 No.18351177
    Assuming shas is actually a guy, I can find only 2 things wrong with that, not several. Yes, several is more than two. Two is a couple. Yes, I AM sperging out over this.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:43 No.18351185
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:44 No.18351194

    Seriously though, I wish I knew where to contact Shas these days, I'd like to talk to him/her.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:45 No.18351197
    >>Trolls constantly, has at least two games going, and well, with plenty of friends, to all evidence
    >>Frequent (Probably trolling) misogyny jokes
    >>Single most 'I do not give a single fuck' tripfag on the board
    Yeah, that's several. I could see Shas killing someone else and getting jailtime, but suicide? Nah. Female? Nah.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:46 No.18351202
    >Ron Paul got hit by a bus
    You believed the official story that it was a bus accident?

    That bus driver was obviously a CIA hitman. It was an inside job, dammit!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:46 No.18351205
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    Hurray! He was aiming at you, but Quinletz's forcefield amulets negated the shot!

    now, wat do?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:47 No.18351213
    >>He thinks the CIA are a thing
    It's the moonmen from Venus with their damn liberal agenda, trying to turn the human race extinct by turning everyone gay and waiting for us to depopulate the earth after we destroy all industry with over-regulation and starve! It's a conspiracy I tell you!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:48 No.18351217
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    We should construct scarabs. Lots of scarabs.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:48 No.18351219
    Shas'O Tau'Quest =/= Shas'O R'myr
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:49 No.18351220
    Attack! While he's stumbling for a reroll we can mob him!

    Or flee! Either way we can't stand around!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:49 No.18351221
    pff no
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:49 No.18351223
    tell Quinletz to unleash his 1337 frog powers on him.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:49 No.18351226
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    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:49 No.18351227
    Scarab swarm might be useful to provide cover for a getaway.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:50 No.18351229
    >tachyon arrow
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:50 No.18351231
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    That's just disinformation spread by reptilian Obama-Kony trying to distract you from the Illuminati conspiracy to spread atheism through the Federal Reserve!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:52 No.18351241
    Obama? Just a sock monkey for RESURRECTED CYBORG HITLER! You know it to be true!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:53 No.18351244
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:53 No.18351246
    Oh wow

    My dude's actually being used in something

    I feel all special and junk
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)18:53 No.18351248
    I prefer resurrected cyborg tau girls...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:01 No.18351306
    I'm not dead, nor am I Shas'o R'myr.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:03 No.18351314
    Any chance we could exchange emails then supposed Shas?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:03 No.18351318
    I could say the same thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:06 No.18351341
    I'm not Shas'o R'myr, but I am dead.

    ... wait
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:09 No.18351367
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    Being alive is soooo 2007.

    Undead represent, home boy!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:09 No.18351369
    rolled 13 = 13

    pick it up and throw it back at him!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:14 No.18351414
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    Apparently, Quinletz doesn't know any useful power in this situation. He was an apprentice biomancer when he got captured, he's just a Brave, not a shaman or anything...

    So, go, Xeno, construct dem scarabs!

    That's it!

    Now, will you fight alongside your beloved swarm or flee to save your lives?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:17 No.18351437
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    How much necrodermis did she eat?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:18 No.18351443
    We fight!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:18 No.18351444
    It's just a silver bead...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:18 No.18351446
    I know a certain man in France who would paint a picture of what STEEL RAIN means when we're talking Xeno.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:19 No.18351457
    Molten steel showers.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:19 No.18351458
    We should probably stay and keep an eye on the scarabs, lest they devour our new organic frog-friend.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:20 No.18351466
    You need to eat a lot before going on an adventure.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:20 No.18351473

    are the new scarabs Drone as well, or just regular scarabs?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:21 No.18351479
    Westand and fight as spa-... Necron! And a frog-thing
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:23 No.18351498
    Okay, then, which strategy should we use?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:24 No.18351503
    rolled 20 = 20

    Kill him while our friends keep his saves down!
    But watch out for his mighty pokéball of DOOM.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:25 No.18351507
    I guess we have a winner.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:28 No.18351536
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    mfw nat 20.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:28 No.18351538
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    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:29 No.18351545
    >Out of 1d100

    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:32 No.18351563
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    On a d20. I just checked.
    You scared the everloving shit out of me, bastard.

    It always vexed me the text was in columns from left to right, not vice versa.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:33 No.18351573
    We have our scarabs distract assholetep, then warrior-kun will deliver some fierce blows to his face and we finish him with a shoryuken
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:37 No.18351602
    What the fuck? Tau'Quest in d20? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:38 No.18351613
    Different OP meas different dice, apparently.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:50 No.18351723
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    Excellent! caught off-guard by the scarabs, he didn't have the time to activate one of his other gadgets! Thanks to the multiple simultaneous devastating entropic strikes, his armor is weakened enough for you and Warrior-kun to deliver lethal blows! And he cannot even fight back efficiently!

    Now, you're free to do as you please, but there is one thing to check: will Assholetep stand back? With all his strength? Or will he teleport away in his ship?

    roll a D 20, then a D3
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:51 No.18351731
    rolled 2 = 2

    rollan the d20
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:52 No.18351736
    rolled 2 = 2

    andnow the d3
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)19:52 No.18351740
    rolled 1 = 1

    One D3.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)20:01 No.18351810
    rolled 13 = 13

    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)20:01 No.18351811
    A congratulatory high five and victory pose is in order~
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)20:07 No.18351865
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    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)20:08 No.18351875
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    He failed his reanimation protocols!

    You've defeated Assholetep, and for the first time, an Old One cooperated with necrons!

    But the adventure isn't over yet, there is still much to do. First, locate your magic wand, free all of his collection before it teleports, and get the tomb rid of those awful posters.

    As for myself, I'm gonna sleep, and then maybe come back in a few days to check your progresses.

    Bye, little Xeno!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)20:09 No.18351880
    rolled 13 = 13

    Damn it dice...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)20:10 No.18351894
    Good night, my friend.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)20:12 No.18351906
    Huzzah. Thank you!

    Where can I find the first parts of this adventure?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)20:12 No.18351913
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    So, I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as the previous ones.

    Xenobutts before I leave.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)20:14 No.18351926

    don't forget to archive this one too
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)20:36 No.18352103
    Next time, we need to find Weaver and Anima. They'll know what to do!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)20:41 No.18352128
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    Weaver is still cocooned up in the spaceship (or in the tomb near the spaceship, and last time (or first time) Xeno met Anima, she kidnapped Drone and pulled a rapeface at Xeno.

    Fortunately, she somehow lost him, and Xeno found him back at the hands of a dickish undead thing. Maybe it was actually Assholetep, or Trazyn in disguise...
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)21:16 No.18352406
    What about Shadow?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)21:36 No.18352576
    Man, I want more and bigger pics of Quinletz.

    Slanni rule.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)21:51 No.18352692
    Xeno has a knack for picking up new sidekicks. And hey, at least it's not another chick.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)21:58 No.18352736

    You can never really be sure with amphibians.
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)23:25 No.18353463
    Does this mean that Xeno's Diary (AKA My Life As A Teenage Necron) is canon?
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)23:26 No.18353472
    Of course!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)23:29 No.18353503
    Then what happened to Mr. Legs?!
    >> Anonymous 03/16/12(Fri)23:31 No.18353522
    He's not here yet, but it's only the third part, so who knows what is yet to come?
    >> Anonymous 03/17/12(Sat)08:06 No.18356595

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