huzzah

We'll probably going to be targeted by all the guys who are jealous of our massive swag.

This ought to be interesting.

>>18412423
yes first post.

>>18412432
Would Bunnymode make the problem better or worse?

>>18412405
Boy, was that embarrassing.

Let's see, our plan was:

Build a system of static defenses to hide in.
Find temporary allies.
Use enemies' weaknesses. (Drugged pool of fudge for Shirou, any other ideas?)
Use Ted to full capacity.
Gather up remaining enemies then timestop and ZA WARUDO them.

we should probably save our timestop for the last bit of the battle, when it gets down to two or three combatants.

>>18412432
either that or... pic related

um guys, why did thread 54 get super downvoted and removed from suptg?

>captcha: hue.] aniesT.O
>my that bodes well.

>>18412461
Ted and Jakob are both away tending to Perrine, we don't have them available.

>>18412461
Unless I'm mistaken, we left Ted (and Jakob) with Frenchy.

>>18412471
It was trollarchived, it's now been fixed, try reloading the archive page

As your class walks towards the gym, you can see by their faces that some are communicating mentally.

As for yourself, you can see doing this in one of two ways.
You can choose to go alone.
You can hide and evade pursuers easier, but you will be an easier target if caught
You can also try and go with your team.
The lot of you will have better chances of survival, but a larger group would be constantly under attack.

WAT DO?
[ ]solo
[ ]group
[ ]other?

>>18412480
ahh there we go

rolled 56 = 56

>>18412483
[X]OTHER
[X]BATTLE BIKE

>>18412483
TEAM BATTLE!

>>18412483
[x] group. we focus on taking out all the competition and then duke it out ourselves.

>>18412483

[x]Small group

Mentilate to erica and Hina: good luck and have fun, whoever loses loses a bet, decided later. Heh.

Then we find Keima or Lily. Hook up with a support class and wing it.

>>18412483
>[✓] Group
Our team until only our team is left, then our family until only our family is left, then a merciful and without-warning doubletap to each of their heads.

>>18412483

Group up, rope as many of our friends as possible.

We turn on each other after everybody else is gone.

We should already be setting up a smaller alliance within said group in the middle of the fight though.

>>18412483
Group

We will steamroll everyone else but lose allies in the process, make it look like accidents or us being outclassed.

We will end it with Just us and one non team member who we can stomp

>>18412483
[x]group
Solo might work, except that someone is going to team up with a Support like Lily, and then we're hosed.

>>18412511

No bets.

>>18412536

Bets are always fun

And I bet Erica wants payback for the dress.

>>18412522
>>18412528
>>18412534

Combine these.

Treachery is the best plan.

>>18412511
Yes bets, make a bet for whoever lasts the longest
Loser does winners choice for a day, second place is left alone

>>18412536
where's you sense of adventure?
we could make it dress of the winner choosing for a WEEK

>>18412545

We can't top that though.

We need to let it lie for now.

If THEY bring it up, talk terms.

>>18412555
Nah dude we got important things to do that a frilly dress is just going to make impossible.

Just wager for sexual favors. Everybody wins.

Solo what could go wrong other then flashbacks

>>18412483
>>18412517
This, only without the team killing unless that's entirely necessary by the rules.

>>18412590
It's a battle royale. There can be only one winner. Alliances in a battle royale are "let's have each other's back until we're the only ones left, then we fight each other." It's a fault of the format, not a slyness to the plan. It's basically a pact of "I'll kill you last."

>>18412590
A Battle Royale that is not last man standing is not a Battle Royale worth competing in.

>>18412590

Or we could have our whole team 'drink the kool-aid' just to TOTALLY fuck with the readings off this test.

>>18412608
>>18412613
Then it would be necessary. Just stating a preference.

>>18412615
It's not actually a test yet, this is practice for the test on saturday

>>18412615

>Drink the kool-aid

You magnificent mother-fucker.

"So wait, we had about 15 people in this battle-royale..."
"Kill themselves."
"After they teamed up and whipped everybody else?"
"Yep."
"Why the hell-"
"Everybody said something along the lines of 'fuck standardized testing.'"

>>18412638
Question is, would we be considered the winner by providing the "Kool Aid"?

>>18412615

I can't stop laughing at that mental image.

"Did they all just- What? WHAT THE FUCK?!?"

>>18412649
if we're the last man to drink, then yes

>>18412649

Either A: More a slang term for suicide pact or

B: That's a risk we're trying to take.

>>18412638

>How to get them to drink

"Hey guys, cheers!"

Guys, the Kool-Aid idea is funny and all, but it assumes that none of our teams wants to win.
It's just an unfeasible idea.

I'm thinking the easiest way to take out the rest of the team at the end, aside from ZA WARUDOing them, would be to pull out the paintball gun and start carpet bombing them from the back

>>18412615
Are we suggesting that we get our whole team to suicide when we're the last ones standing?

Or are you suggesting that we drug our potions with a sleep-on-activation function or something?

If we were truly evil we could either not poison our drink, or poison ourselves, and not some random person.

So one of the members would win, and everybody would SHUN them for not drinking.

>>18412683
Or we could quickly develop a resistance to iocane powder.

Our team won't go for suicide pact.

Well some of them might but no way is Kamen Rider or Erica gonna pass up a free no-consequences fight.

>>18412675
"Alright guys! It was hard as hell but we won!"
"Uhhh Erica?"
"Yeah Ursula?"
"Where's Hay...a...te..."
*we level our explosive-filled paintball gun at them*

BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM-

And then we really DO sleep on the couch.

>>18412681
That would be a group suicide proposal. I'm not talking it seriously, but it is amusing to entertain.

>>18412674

No because then we ALL win, both in the ring, since we were the last ones standing, and we win the moral victory by effectively flipping off the entire command staff.

I'm thinking planning out this sort of rebellion in advance will get us a gold star.

>group
You contact your team and Hina.
'Guys, want to team up till we take the majority of them out?'
'That would be for the best.' keima answers
The rest of the group expresses their approval.
'What happen when only us left?' Amazoness asks
'Then we take each other out.' Keima answers flatly.

The group enters the Gym.
Before the fight starts Mike once again explains the excercise.

"This fight will be a battle royale. No holds barred."
he tells you.
"The stage will be an Island divided into 9 sections. Every 20 minutes, a random section will be blacked out. If you are caught in a section as it is deactivated, you will be out of the game."
"If you wish to not participate in the exercise, feel free to tell me so now."

Lily, Matsuri and a few others present themselves to be excluded.

"Okay, seems like we have everything ironed out."
MIke tells everyone else
"START!"
The gym disintegrates around you.

>>18412695
Should be Hina, since Ursula isn't in the field op classes.

>>18412694

Then we take out the bro and little miss 'team player'.

Everyone else drinks the kool-aid.

>>18412702
Yeah!
FUCK being the SINGLE most powerful person. We are the most powerful TEAM, and that's how we go out as!

>>18412702
No, planning a group rebellion against the Bureau will probably get us punished and labeled as a possible defector once made an agent.

We're going to be sent out to fight some of the most horrible things to ever exist in our minds. They can't tolerate people who would actively destroy their operation.

>>18412694
I could see Erica going for it, have a good laugh at the administration.

>>18412710
inb4 one asshole with an ingram and a motorbike helmet wipes everyone else out.

Erica and Ursula will try to stick together through the whole thing.

Maybe if we had some kind of "sticky-bomb" paintballs that went off later we could get them both?

>>18412710
>the island from Lost

>>18412741
Again, Ursula isn't here. She's in R&D, not Operative Training.

We could probably make a Molotov Jelly, at another time.

>>18412710
Hmmm, so every 20 minutes there's an increasingly high chance that we'll just get randomly eliminated anyway. I wonder if we'll have enough forewarning that we'll be able to get out using bunny mode and time stop/teleport. Either way, our team should try to stick to borders between sections. Ideal locations would be the corners of 5, since we'll be able to evacuate into the largest number of territories from those four points. I espect Keima's first order of business will be pushing us to set up some kind of holding point at one of 5's corners.

>>18412702
That's just stupid.
The Bureau has to fight nightmares like Bluebeard and worse, and you want to actively undermine that?
And this is a training exercise meant to test combat ability, not to actually eliminate students.

Finally, our team is only temporary; once we complete field training, we will be split up in our assignments.

what happens if the island is blacked out into two separate pieces?

>>18412775
Sucks to be us then.

>>18412766
That's still likely quite some time away, however.
At least based on the possible look forward, Nanoha was away for a subjective 4 years for field training.

>>18412775

>>18412783
i mean since we can fly can we go over the black spots?

>licksame from
captcha wat...

>>18412761
>>18412775
Following the actual battle royale rules, they will black out random outlying sections with a short warning given, gradually they will push us towards the center so that we cannot avoid confrontation

If we notice our spot being blacked out, we can timestop and run the fuck away.

In fact, we can find nearby people while stopped, push them into the blacking out square, and eliminate them that way.

They will be so fucking confused.

>>18412786
That is a good point, we have no clue how long field training is

She was away for a subjective 4 years and we have no clue if she was a full agent or still a trainee by that time in that little glimpse of possible futures

>>18412741
Even the liquid will still coat things ok. It works better if the surface is absorbent (lol clothes), but even brick walls stay wet for awhile. Making it a bit thicker isn't a bad idea at all though. Even warm syrup is thick enough to stick to vertical surfaces long enough to do the job.

>>18412809
Our team is pretty good for mobility so we shouldn't have much of a problem just tearassing around through the middle of the island.

The thread is already archived?

Also, the last thread is at 60 votes and a score of zero. Wow.

>>18412839
Some autist fucked up yesterday's thread on purpose, so that's why things are weird there.

>>18412823
Alchemical sticky fire? I love it.

>>18412839
Guess somebody decided not to give That Guy a chance to fuck with the archiving again.

>MSQ is going right now.
>Armored Core 5 is sitting RIGHT THERE.

Damn you LG, damn you for making me choose.

You find yourself in the middle of a tropical forest.
No one else in the immediate vicinity.
YOu quietly trudge through the underbrush and contact your team.
'Keima. Where do we regroup?' You ask.
'Sector 9's northeastern corner. Gai and I are en route in section 5' he answers
'Me am in 1' Amazoness reports in
'Sakura and I are in 3.' Jun says
'I'm at 8' Hina calls in
'7, crossing into 8' Erica says
You check Kraus for the map and your location.
'I'm at 2, headed to 5' you tell them.

'Okay guys. Good luck, and see you all at the rendezvous point.' Keima tells everyone.

You keep walking on silently

>>18412893

I don't give Amazoness great odds for making it to us alive.

rolled 25 = 25

Let's get this party started.

>>18412893

Meet up with Amazoness first. Better odds in a group. Everyone else is grouped up or can meet up easily.

>>18412893

Hook up with Jun and Sakura. Neither of them have decent Melee to work with.

Well gents, I must be off, good luck with it.

You hear a rustling in the trees.
You ignore it and move on silently.

You come upon a clearing and find Kenji and Touma fighting.
Theyre using thier fists on each other, and pretty much just brawling.

They notice you, and turn to attack you.

WAT DO?
[ ]Evade
[ ]DOUBLE CROSS COUNTER
[ ]Pop a cap in thier asses
*add a roll for effectiveness*

>>18412921
Nah let's focus on getting to the rendezvous. No need to put ourselves at risk for people we will have to fight anyway.

This is a battle royale so teamwork is pretty much limited to non-aggression rather than our usual 'take all the bullets for everyone' approach.

rolled 62 = 62

>>18412941
[x]Pop a cap in thier asses

rolled 99 = 99

>>18412941

Molotov Paintball!

rolled 41 = 41

>>18412941

We have two 1911s, with bottomless mags.

Lets use them.

>>18412941
Pop a cap. Use that new shotgun we got.

Touma is weak to GUNS.

>>18412950
jesus i feel slightly bad for them

rolled 47 = 47

>>18412883
Send a saucer to Amazoness, Speed up the trip. But make sure that she stays low, preferably under the canopy at all times.

Idea: Can we use a teacup as a sort of shield over the saucer as we transport people? Sort of like Armored Porcelain Personnel Carrier

>any requests?

>>18412941
[X] cop an app in their passes.

>>18412950

Well done sir.

Well done.

>>18412950
>Use magic potion on magic canceller
Well I dunno...
>Critical
Maybe.

>>18412950
Well, it looks like we have a winner. I hope they like kaboom.

rolled 61 = 61

>>18412955
Whoops forgot my dice.

rolled 33 = 33

>>18412941
We probably should be concerned about that rustling.

>>18412950

"Two boogies down, Kenji and Touma. Continuing to rendezvous."

>>18412964
It works if you shoot the ground under him and blow THAT up. The effects after the potion explodes are nonmagical.

>>18412958
Trude chasing Mio with an I-beam.

>>18412941

>You hear a rustling in the trees.
>You ignore it and move on silently.
>Sousuke's on the loose.
>ignore rustling in the trees

The fuck?

rolled 40 = 40

>>18412941
[X]Pop a cap in their asses

Executioner style.

rolled 22 = 22

>>18412995
>Trude chasing Mio with an I-beam.
hehehe

I'm on it.

>>18412998
Prepare a teacup over us, just in case?

>>18412958

The Scene where Hina caught us mid-fall.

>>18412958
We can, and we did it during the Bluebeard training mission. I think she has enough stealth to manage, though.

Also seconding Trude chasing Sakabroto with the I-beam.

You whip out one of your paintball guns and open fire at the two running at you.
Kenji gets hit square in the chest and gets blasted a few meters away. He's damaged but not seriously so, his scarf managed to shield him from the worst of the blast.

Touma ducks the shots and blocks some with his right arm. The potion splattering harmlessly onto his hand.

He gets in close and lunges.
You evade thinking he was aiming for you, but he was actually reaching for your gun.

He grazes the canister with a finger and you hear the sound of glass shattering.
You know this means he just nullified a whole batch of your ammo.

[ ]gun kata
[ ]sword-fu
[ ]WAY OF PUNCH
*add a roll*

>>18412998
He is dead silent. If we heard it, it isn't him.

rolled 68 = 68

>>18413026
[x] GUN KATAAAAAAAA

>>18412941
>>18412976
>>18412998

Yeah, why are we ignoring the rustling here guys?

We know Sosuke's radar-invisible.

rolled 10 = 10

>>18413026
WAY OF PAWNCH

>>18412958
Either Hayate comforting Perrine in bed, or Trude after Mio with an I beam.

rolled 31 = 31

>>18413026
[x]gun kata

rolled 18 = 18

>>18413026
Gun kata like we should have done the first time.

rolled 84 = 84

>>18413026
GUNS GUNS GUNS

rolled 65 = 65

>>18413026

>He did that against a crit
>MFW

"Hey, that took quite some time to mix up.".

FALCON PAAAAAAANCH

rolled 51 = 51

>>18413026
Way of punch, the other two have the potential to be majaik broken.

rolled 88 = 88

>>18413026

HIDDEN BLADES.

rolled 47 = 47

>>18413026
Gun kata or WAY OF PUNCH

He'll just nullify the belt sword/knife anyway

>>18413026
This is the result we got with a 99?

A nat 1 would've killed us, jeeze.

The gun itself isn't magical is it? His ability won't harm it. He would just dispel our knives.

rolled 19 = 19

>>18413026
[X] Way of PUNCH

rolled 65 = 65

>>18413051

THIS.

He goes to block a punch, and gets fucking stabbed.

rolled 76 = 76

>>18413026
Rollan for
[X] Gun Kata
And Operation Bouncy Castle Kenji in the mean time.

>>18413026
>roll 99
>not only ineffective, but a few hundred rounds are now dead
>mfw

rolled 59 = 59

>>18413044
If you go straight up against a hard counter, the rolls don't make much difference. It was the wrong choice.

Good news is we have a few more canisters on hand for when the situation actually calls for them.

>>18413065

That would be LG punishing us for going in an unexpected direction.

>>18413054
the mags are magical(not sure if j or g magic), so we have to make sure he doesn't touch those.

>>18413065
Choices matter too. If you pick the stupid option the dice won't save you.

>>18413082
We got a completely mundane shotgun this morning. We could try that.

>>18413051

Good idea. He'd win a straight fist-fight, and magic is ineffective.

This is probably the best choice.

>>18413087
He didn't give us ammo for it though

>>18413051
Knew we got these things for a good reason, seconding punch then hidden blades

>>18413084
A 99 should've gotten us creative use. You know, things like blowing up the ground or dropping some trees on him. There was nothing stupid about choosing that if you use your head.

>>18413106
it was a gamble, it sort of paid off, pushed back kenji so we don't have to deal with getting double-teamed, but we do have to take out Touma NOW

>>18413089
>>18413100

Best part? HIDDEN blades. We can do the SAME THING to Kenji.

>Gun Kata
You pull out the pistols Sagara gave you, now equipped with the mags you got from the PX.

You know that Touma might have a harder time dealing with the faster bullets, and if you close the distance even further, he will be hard pressed to react fast enough.

You remember a movie you saw while working for a run down cinema in Akihabara. Ekuwiribriyum.
You think you can pull that shit off with the hand to hand training your been getting from Mike, and the guns in your hands.

You close in on Touma.
"Oh fuck, not real guns!" he says as he tries and make some distance between you.

YOu catch up to him and begin shooting and striking.
He barely dodges your shots, and has no opportunity to make a move on his own.
You keep pushing him until you corner him against a tree.

You put one gun under his chin and another to his chest.
"See you outside man." you tell him as you take him out of the game.

You barely notice Kenji leaping at you with a drill in place of his hand.

Wat do?
>>18413065
your fault for trying to use magic against a canceller.

>>18413106
It was RELATIVELY stupid though. We went out of our way to get regular guns for EXACTLY THIS SITUATION and then tried to use magic anyway.

rolled 70 = 70

>>18413131
Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge

Just wanted to say: started Katawa Shoujo, and I finally GET Kenji.

Also, I find it amusing that while most everyone else is a ridiculous parody of their canon appearance, Kenji has been TONED DOWN.

A lot.

>>18413131
Dodge
Throw up a tray as a shield and restart gun kata

rolled 63 = 63

>>18413131

Fire and deflect, with gun kata

rolled 19 = 19

>>18413131
time stop for 3 seconds, double-tap

Create a plate shield in front of him at shin level. He'll hit it, trip over himself and dig a nice line in the dirt. Also, shin hits hurt like a bitch.

Shoot him while he's down.

rolled 98 = 98

>>18413131
Evade and back off, Kenji is better at close combat than we are, especially with Fightmaster.

> Ekuwiribriyum.
Lost it there

rolled 51 = 51

>>18413131
Dodge to the side while moving forward, cap him in the head.

rolled 19 = 19

roll and blast caps

rolled 17 = 17

>>18413131

>Gunkata

What? No really, what?

>wat do

Keep shooting I guess.

>>18413135
Well I don't see it as exactly stupid since we have 2 enemies and we need to take care of them both.

Both can wreck out shit in close so we pull out our "we need a boom" contingency rather than our "oh shit no majaik" contingency

I am more pissed we lost a full thing of our awesome rolled a 100 to make Molotov canisters than anything

Not the person you were quoting either

>>18413170
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHJAuLmJgvA

>>18413131

>gunkata

Didn't Hidden Blades win? By a lot?

pull out the shot gun and blast his ass

>>18413170
If you've got unlimited ammo and are fighting an unarmed opponent it works just fine I guess.

Plus if Sagara was watching he is now too busy facepalming to shoot us in the back.

>>18413185
It's LG's don't refresh coming into play again.
We won anyway so no big deal

>>18413176

That wasn't what I was what-ing.

>>18413185
Guns were up 5-3 and Hidden Blades weren't given as a choice anyway.

>"Calm down Trude, It was all in good fun." Mio says from the roof "Fun? I smashed his face in. THAT'S NOT FUN." She throws the I-beam. #msq

that's what you get for trying to get inside our head sakabroto.

>>18413208

>not a given choice

Neither was the moltov paint-balls.

>not enough votes

...When we were going by rolls.

>>18413208
Unless he specifically states your options are limited to X Y Z, LG let's us suggest things to try

rolled 95 = 95

>>18413223
>"Calm down Trude, It was all in good fun." Mio says from the roof "Fun? I smashed his face in. THAT'S NOT FUN." She throws the I-beam. #msq

Haha, vengeance is sweet. Thanks for the idea LG.

>>18413232
Roll was for effectiveness, not selection. Criticals apparently get treated differently.

Also popping a cap in they ass did not necessarily preclude the paintball gun as the cap popping implement of choice.

You roll to the side.
Kenji's drill destroying the tree that was just behind you.

You unload your guns on him but the drill on his hand unwinds back into a scarf and blocks the bullets.

WAT DO?

>>18413191
>Sagara was watching he is now too busy facepalming to shoot us in the back.
haha mental image too funny

"Fucking hollywood" Sagara says as he shoulders his rifle and just walks away

>>18413232
See.
>>18413203

What most likely happen was LG took the 85 here >>18413043 and ran with it before the rest of the rolls came up.

>>18413241

Even when he hates our 'write in' option, ie 'fucking t-rex'.

>>18413242
Clearly Trude is right to continue to respond with violence. I am sure she will feel better after she breaks Mio's leg.

>>18413262
lets try out our smokescreen, that we have never used before.

>>18413264
84 bah. Whatever.

>>18413262

Bouncy castle.

>>18413262
Use Urumi to force Kenji to stay at a distance, use our OTHER paintball gun to cover him in Molotov.

>>18413262
Find a way to knock his glasses off.
Then while he is totally blind slap his shit.. Literally

>>18413262
Shit he's a straight up fighter and we are a lone support focus with limited use abilities.

Teleport to the nearest teammate. Highly unlikely that we will need to use it much in this situation.

>>18413281
Second.
Walls of Havana to make Kenji unable to see us, then we shoot him from behind.

>>18413242
>>18413223

>"I was tricked into un-needed violence!"
>"Clearly the best way out is MORE VIOLENCE."

Am i the only one expecting a cheesy sitcom laugh-track when she realizes this?

>>18413262
Break out the Long Knives.

rolled 81 = 81

>>18413264
Well, since I rolled that 84 and I also fucking loved that movie, I am OK with the outcome.

As for Kenji, I think this could be the time to pull out the smokescreen, and a teleport or invisibility. Get out of this with trickery, and then finish him off with a nice stab-to-the-heart.

>>18413309
Well I wasn't.
I am expecting us to see Mio fly past laughing her ass off while Trude is still chasing her with I beams

>>18413325
and whisper, "The feminists sent me"

>>18413262
Invis, attempt to disengage.

>>18413336

Yeessss....

You jump back and holster your guns.
You pull out your cigar and produce a thick smokescreen.
You sneak around in the smoke.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK" you can hear Kenji scream in the smoke.
You sneak up on him with your arm blades out.
You attempt to stab him in the back but his scarf blocks your stab.
You jump back to avoid a counter attack.
He turns around, lifts his glasses and says "SHAMAN'S EYES!"

>>18413336
Sounds likely to get us killed in our sleep.

off topic but is the Mahou Shoujo series worth watching

>>18413359
SHITFUCK

>>18413359
God damn scarf, must be made of mithril!

>>18413363
do you like the animues?

>>18413359
time for a rebounder-coated tray

Duck, roll, dodge, teleport if we have to.

rolled 13 = 13

>>18413359
SHIIIIT!
Bouncy Castle! NAO!

rolled 2 = 2

>>18413359

"BEHOLD. REFLECTIVE SERVING TRAY"

>>18413359
oh god what
trayshield that shit

>>18413359

>Choose HIDDEN KNIVES
>Use GUNS.

>Choose GUNS.
>Use HIDDEN KNIVES.

Alright, now you're fucking with us.

rolled 7 = 7

>>18413379
This, with a better roll?

rolled 50 = 50

>>18413359

Fuck this.

Shoot him in the nuts.

>>18413371
sort of, just started watching. i watched strike witches, hayate, and full metal panic because of this quest and liked them.

rolled 39 = 39

>>18413359
OH FUCK

Shield Tray Now!

>>18413396
Then yeah, you'll probably like it.

rolled 82 = 82

QUICKLY!

KILL OURSELVES BEFORE HE CAN!

>>18413403
ok thanks

rolled 68 = 68

>>18413404

By which we mean fake it, to throw him off the scent.

rolled 47 = 47

>>18413379

THIS

REFLECT BACK ONTO HIS CHEST

rolled 3 = 3

>>18413379
Seconding

>>18413359
Teacup Kenji, then surround him in Molotov.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18413404

Well, this can only end in tears.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18413420
Operation Bouncy Castle, BOOMY SHIFT
(Bouncy Castle, with Molotov instead of Rebounder)

>>18413423
>>18413415
>>18413404
>>18413392
>>18413379
can you say HUEHUEHUE?

rolled 52 = 52

Reflect that shit!

>These rolls

He did not ask for dice. Hell he didn't even >wat do?

You guys are asking for it.

>>18413404

Please GOD win this roll.

The brilliant red beam hurtles towards you as you dodge.
It clips your shoulder and your left arm instantly goes numb.

You go invisible.
He's firing his eyebeams wildly now.
You sneak up to his side, and say in the girliest voice you can.
"The feminists sent me teehee~"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUCK!!"
The beam flares and he's lost control.
His scarf flailing wildly.
You take this opportunity to pull out your flask and douse him in molotov.
You walk away as you activate the explosive mixture.

Kenji is out.

WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

rolled 16 = 16

I think this requires some special Tactics.
Hit and run, bunny mode if necessary but keep moving and keep him from being able to get where we are

>>18413437

Drink some potion.

Then check in with Amazoness on her status and go meet up with her.

>>18413437
Arm status?

Availability of healing potion?

>>18413437
Oh, thank god.
Continue to rendezvous.
Mentillate Kill count to Erica, get something going.

>>18413437

Quick question: is choosing the prior winning choice and inserting it instead of what we want to do for a given action going to be a running thing tonight?

As for action, link up with Sakura and Jun.

>>18413454
Yes.

>>18413450
We probably used it all this morning, patching up after Trude's beating of our face.

>>18413437
Put on aviators and walk off like a boss.

Then keep gong to join up with our team

We really are turning into a batman/bond trollercoaster

>>18413437
damn we are bad-ass.

Check in with Keima, see if anyone needs our help, head for the rendezvous

>>18413437
Continue to rendezvous point, remain extra vigilant for Sagara sneaking up and eating our face.

>>18413457

Seconding the question and the action.

>>18413437
>You walk away as you activate the explosive mixture.
That went well.

Check the status of our arm.
We're out of healing potion, unfortunately.

Let's get going to the rendezvous site, and keep an ear out for Sousuke.

>>18413457
He didn't ask for rolls, we mostly had a consensus on hide and troll and he wrote it up while a few people kept going

He takes the first consensus we come short of it being a massively important thing

We need to hook up with amazoness first.

That girl is far away from everyone and if we don't, shes not likely to make the rendezvous.

>>18413499
That is not necessarily a bad thing.

We barely know her combat capabilities and there is a good chance she could take us out in the endgame.

>>18413485

>didn't ask for rolls

Fair enough for that last one, not so much on the earlier ones.

>consensus

Nope.

Besides, hide+troll was the action we picked BEFORE eye-beams happened. When that happened, we tried to change course.

>>18413499
>>18413510

Hooking up with Jun and Sakura is the better choice, tactically.

>>18413513
>Besides, hide+troll was the action we picked BEFORE eye-beams happened. When that happened, we tried to change course.

and he was in the middle of describing the action to us. those two posts go together.

>>18413513
We didn't get a >wat do at all after the eyebeams.

>>18413513
>Besides, hide+troll was the action we picked BEFORE eye-beams happened.
The eye beams and the next post are supposed to be one.
Sometimes action posts have to be cut up because of the character limit, not because he's waiting for some kind of response.
It could also be to indicate that voting is done and that actions have started.

>>18413517

Tactically, yes. But on the other hand, they should be able to handle any threats by themselves, amazoness might not. She'll need backup.

Your arm is 'dead' for all intents and purposes, you must try and fix that when you get to some water.
'Erica, took out 2. what about you?' you call out to your engel
'Is that a challenge?' she asks
'Maybe.'
'I got one already, that sword guy from Shirou's team.' she tells you. 'want to make a bet?'
'Sure.' you tell her.
'Okay, the one with most kills by the end does the winner's bidding for 3 days.'
'You still haven't gotten over the dress huh?' you ask
'NOPE. So do we have a deal?'
>You are out of healing potion.
>you used the whole liter of it when trude smashed your face in.
>you have half a liter of molotov.
>2 canisters of paintball grenades
>A liter of rebounder

>>18413532
>>18413528

Not that guy, but...

Normally, I'd agree here, but something like that is a game changer.

It's like you choose to walk into a store, and then the store suddenly caught fucking fire.

Would you continue walking in because that's what you already wanted to do?

Sometimes a 'wat do' isn't the only place a course change will be desired.

>>18413547
"Deal. You do realize I've just won regardless of who kills more, right?"

>>18413547
challenge not accepted. we are not ready to compete with an Ace based on kill count, not when we're mainly going to be doing support for the rest of the match.

>>18413547
Two days.

>>18413547
Deal.

Also, divert to one of the rivers on our way to the rendezvous point in order to make some healing potion.

>>18413547

"Maybe not the best idea for something that's going to turn into a back-stabbing cluster-fuck at the end. Besides, I've got an odd feeling that the next few days are going to be eventful already."

"Some lighter stakes perhaps?"

>>18413547
>Competing with Erich Hartmann on kill count.

Guys we have bad ideas sometimes. This is a Bad Idea.

>>18413547

"Sure, If Hina joins in with the bet as well. Top 2 order No. 3."

Mentilate to Hina at the same time.

>>18413547
Count friendly saves and we're in.

>>18413578
>implying friendlies

>>18413547

"Nah, bad idea."

"Besides, what's to stop one of us from sealing a win by shooting the other when we meet up?"

>>18413547

"Heh. Normally, I'd take you up on your deal, but right now, in my condition, I'm not sure if that's possible for me. Maybe if you sweeten up the deal somehow--nah, forget it."

>>18413593

On second thought, let me change mine to this. >>18413590

>>18413547
No deal, we play support, not worth the risk.

"As much as I love you, accepting this bet would be shooting myself in the foot: I'd only have two effective limbs remaining."

>>18413547
>you have half a liter of molotov.

Guys.

Guys guys guys.

Have the rest of the team drink it, tell them it's a light boosting potion. Once we've taken everyone else out, detonate the molotov inside them. Instant win, massive kill count.

>>18413619
You are assuming that we are on a team of imbeciles.

>>18413619

Better idea, Mentilate Sousuke. Tell him that we'll lead our team into a trap for him to kill, in exchange for a cease-fire until everyone is dealt with.

Then, tell our team that we just tricked Sousuke into revealing his position.

Then watch the fire-works.

>>18413627
Well, if we met Shirou and labeled the bottle Fudge . . .

>Quick Question: Whats the footwear of S Witches, besides those plane things?

>>18413639

Also, ask Sakura if she would blast Hina and Erica for us when we fell to in-fighting.

We don't think we could bring ourselves to hit them after all. Bribe if necessary.

>>18413650
Shoes.

>>18413650
shoes when not using strikers, barefoot when they are

>>18413619
>>18413639
Neither of those are going to score us points that count towards "not being a backstabbing jackass."

We can be tricky in combat, but doing something so obviously manipulative and backstabbing is straight out.

Or do you want to become like our parents, who would backstab us?

>>18413650

Slippers, sandals, etc.

When they wear them it's stuff that can come off in a hurry. Like with their whole pants/skirt aversion.

>>18413666
I agree with Satan.

>>18413666

Except this whole group is going to devolve into a back-stabbing contest towards the end of this.

I almost Guarantee Keima's already set a kill order and cut deals with other people outside the group.

'hmnn Compete against you, an ace, in kill counts? I don't think so.' you tell her.
'I already have an arm out of commission, and I dont have as much mobility as you.'
'Pussy. heh.' Erica tells you
'If you can think of another condition, I might be willing to accept your terms.' you say.
'I'll think of something.' she tells you.

You walk on.
'STATUS?' keima asks the team.
'Me swim to rendevouz.' Amazoness says.
'Entering 9 now.' jun reports.
'Got delayed in 5. on my way.' you tell them
'Good, Gai, Hina, Erica and I will be waiting.' Keima answers you.

[ ]proceed to rendezvous point
[ ]find the river
[ ]what the fuck is that rustling?

>>18413690
River.

>>18413683
However, we have an image to uphold. We will be strong, and skillful, but honorable. If we have to resort to exploiting others, we've lost already. Plus, if anyone dishonorably kills us, they'll get a hell of a lot of guilt.

>>18413690
[^]what the fuck is that rustling?

>>18413690
[x]what the fuck is that rustling?
If we don't take care of it now, he'll take us out when we get to the river.

>>18413690

Investigate Rustling.

Guys, here's the important question: Would we, Hayate, really stoop to stabbing our team mates in the back after all is done, discarding them like cheap plastic silverware?

I say no. We fight along side with them to the bitter end, possibly taking ourselves out with a smile and wishing the rest good luck, or facing them like a gentleman should. We are butler, damn it.

>>18413690
If we run into Shiro, we should totally try and get him to help us win in exchange for a month's worth of the finest chocolate we can magic up.

>>18413690
[X] What the fuck is rustling my jimmies?

>>18413690
[X]what the fuck is that rustling?
Maybe it's another friend for Ted and Jakob!

>>18413707
We will abide by the terms of the agreement. Once it is just our team, we go all out, but we don't pull any shit before then unless someone else betrays us.

>>18413707
EXACTLY.

>>18413690
>asking questions
Shoot the rustling. Ask what the fuck it is afterwards.

>>18413700

>honorable

With our friends? Sure.

I see Hayate's view of the world split between friends and other people.

Conflict among other people? That's a damn shame.

Conflict among friends? Step in, try to help.

Other people hurt friends? Torture, kill, fuck corpse.

I kinda want somebody to start something, hurt one of our girls. Just so everyone gets a glimpse at how fucking nasty Hayate can be with the right motivation.

>>18413724
this, we know it's not friendly because we have all of our teammates positions

>>18413724

How about this: We roll for if we actual ask or shoot first. Roll below 50, we ask. Roll above 50, we shoot. Not to say that either one's better than the other, though.

>>18413690

check the rustling after letting keima know about it, we could get taken out in an ambush after all, may as well let him know before we get taken out.

As far as backstabbing is concerned, our priorities should be
1.Classy Dapper Master Butler
2. Maintaining good relationships with the team and our girls.
3. All else.

If we have to lose this contest in order to work towards our overall goal then that's no big loss. We should just fight like normal, fuck the psychological warfare bullshit. This is a test will take into account at how far we're willing to go in order to win.

>>18413733
like this?

>>18413707

I vote we take ourselves out.

On the 'nice' side of Hayate: I couldn't bear to hurt our friends.

On the 'evil' side: The whole point of this exercise has ben invalidated, and I just cock-blocked everybody thinking I'd give them a fair fight.

>>18413752

Pretty much, yeah.

Partly to see how others react to the sudden mood whiplash/berserk mode thing.

>>18413711
FRIENDSHIP WOOOO!
Find the rustling add the source to our minions

>>18413761
Nah dude we really don't want to give the administration any reason not to love us.

And come on we gotta get our fucking honor duel on with Gai

>>18413761
Let's get to that point first.

Don't see anything wrong with putting up a fair fight; it's not like we're actually hurting them.

>>18413761
My vote's on honourable duels.

>>18413711

Yay friendship.

Kind of want to shoot the rustling before investigating it.

>>18413792
Me too. With explosives.

>>18413785
Set up our own tournament bracket? March Madness level upset shenanigans when Keima beats Shinku somehow?

>what the fuck is that rustling.
You look behind you towards the bushes to find the source of the rustling that's been following you all this time.
You throw a knife in to flush our whatever is in there.
Something roars from the other side.

ROLL EM

rolled 31 = 31

>>18413813

>rawring

Bear cady tiem?

rolled 14 = 14

>>18413813

Ready Top Hat.

Yay friendship.

rolled 94 = 94

>>18413813
Rolling to DAPPERFY!

rolled 46 = 46

>>18413813
Let the dappering commence.

rolled 62 = 62

>>18413813

And now we die.

rolled 59 = 59

>>18413813
C'mon friendship!

>>18413830
If we get a bear out of this I am going to love you

>>18413813

...man, I hope that wasn't Ted.

>>18413788

>zforen prepareth
prepare for what captcha

rolled 70 = 70

>>18413813
This is going to be a 100, isn't it?

>>18413836
Ted is back caring for the sick Perrine.

>>18413836
Ted was busy keeping Perrine company along with Jakob

rolled 50 = 50

>>18413813
A new friend appears!

rolled 99 = 99

huzzah!

>>18413836

FUUUUUUUU---Why do I suck horribly at rolling tg dice?! Trying again in what will most likely be a failure.

>>18413846
>Sick

keep tellin yerself that

rolled 5 = 5

>>18413850

HUZZAH!

>>18413854
Read the sticky.

You are putting them in the name field, they go in the email field.

>>18413854

>>18413761
>take ourselves out
>The whole point of this exercise has ben invalidated
How is this of any good to us, when we know that at the end of our training, we're going to be thrown into situations where death is a very real possibility?
Hell, we were shown by the Bluebeard simulation that there are things out there that will skullfuck us and that can easily bypass our timestop ability, and you want to sabotage the training methods that would give us a higher likelihood of staying alive?
Why would you do that?

>>18413850
holy shit my first 99 of the quest!
that one was for freindship

>>18413854
>>18413854
Just.... fucking... read the sticky.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18413813
rollan for Ted bigger meaner cousin with a prison record

>>18413862
no its huzzah!

>>18413865

...God damn it. I honestly thought I WAS putting it in the email field. Serves me right for not reading the header.

Excuse me while I attempt to bash the stupid out of my head doing this. >>18413866

It charges at you.
A panda. A fucking panda.
"RAWR!" it says as it bares it's teeth.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18413895
Use these
>>18413830
>>18413850

We are making another new friend today

>>18413895
We do what we did before: put our tophat on its head and attempt to suborn the construct.

>>18413895
Let's just leave. It is only a panda.

>negayate in action
http://exhentai.org/g/386440/d18caacc61/

rolled 17 = 17

>>18413895

GIVE IT A HUG!

GO FRIENDSHIP!

>>18413895

Uh....huh. Did not see that coming. Probably should've, but I didn't. Hey, LG, how stupid/awesome an idea would it be if we ate one of the Gummi Bears in an attempt to tango with this fellah?

>>18413900
Man can you imagine if we turned up to Nanoha for her birthday with a cute little panda?

Short of getting three bay to do pyrotechnics for her birthday that is like The best thing we could get her

>>18413895
goddammit my 99 did nothing!
oh well dapperize it

rolled 42 = 42

My common sense tells me to GTFO, but my Mahou Shounen sense tells me make a new friend.

rolled 27 = 27

>>18413895

DAPPERFY

rolled 72 = 72

German suplex time

rolled 86 = 86

NEW FRIEND!

>>18413905
Put a tie on it, it's going to be a panda with a black bow tie! FRIENDSHIP. Sir Pandaton

rolled 44 = 44

>>18413919

Attempting to actually roll my dice properly and pull a miracle out of...somewhere.

rolled 70 = 70

>>18413830
>>18413850
>>18413935

TG dice like the idea of dapperfication and friendship...

Are they the dice we deserve?

rolled 87 = 87

>>18413895
Apply Tophat.
DAPPERFY!
Achieve >>18413919

rolled 46 = 46

>>18413942
Nope
He shall be sir bearington, he shall have a top hat of his own a monocle and a tie

guys if we get a new skill it should be a dapper-ray,
a dapperizer if you will.

rolled 63 = 63

>>18413895
rolling for freindship

rolled 71 = 71

huzzah!

rolled 45 = 45

Friendship time

LG will mark this down as another FUCKING DERAIL

rolled 80 = 80

>>18413895
Let's get gentlemanly.

>inb4 we lose our other arm

rolled 54 = 54

So if we manage this and our minion army expands, where are we. Going to start keeping them all?

Our hat can only be worn by one at a time

rolled 88 = 88

>>18413967
that, or Mike has planned ahead this time.

rolled 25 = 25

>>18413982
Wouldn't surprise me

We derail plans however

Derail plans acquire friendship

rolled 22 = 22

>>18413979
They all stay magically in the hat, and come out when needed.

Or we can get the SCP-majigger out, get some more space, and build some nice rooms for them.

Wait aren't we on the Lost island? Shouldn't it be a Polar Bear?

rolled 44 = 44

derailing

rolled 19 = 19

>>18413994
Or start getting more hats

Or hats that pop out of our hat

>>18413992
I put it at a 50:50 he's either trying to give us a panda manservant or trying to punish us for trying the same trick twice.

Regardless, DAPPER TIME.

It lunges at you, sharp claws barely inches from your torso.
For such a cute creature, this thing is terrifying.
You pull out a tray to shield yourself with.

Sharp claws dent the pewter, you almost loose your grip on it.
RAAAAAAWR!

>ted has your hat
>WAT DO?
>>18413967
Will i?

rolled 79 = 79

>>18414006
He is leading us into trying it and failing.

He wants to punish us for trying the same trick.

We don't care cause we want a pandabro

rolled 76 = 76

>>18414014
We don't need our hat to dapperfy him.

Tame him by sheer power f butlering and evasion

>>18414014
Aw shit.

BOUNCY CASTLE

rolled 68 = 68

>>18414014

Produce Bow Tie

>no tophat
WE HAVE The BOWLER HAT.
USE THAT ONE

rolled 24 = 24

bear hug?

rolled 70 = 70

>>18414014
Look it in the eyes and CONCENTRATE

I AM IN YOUR HEAD BEAR

rolled 21 = 21

Dodge and butlerfy

We can do this and it is even better than winning a bet we turned down

rolled 27 = 27

>>18414026
This while saying
>>18414030

>>18414014
make mince-meat of it with the hidden blades

rolled 31 = 31

At this point, my common sense has overriden my mahou shounen sense, so I'm voting for a quick exeunt.

rolled 58 = 58

>>18414026
>Time travel hat
>put panda inside

That is one awesome ace in the hole idea

rolled 21 = 21

>>18414026
Apply Bowler
DAPPERFY!
Acquire PANDA TIME LORD!

rolled 24 = 24

the power of dice compels you.
for dapper for glory!

rolled 87 = 87

>>18414046

>>18414028
same fucking number!

>>18414014
Even if we don't have the tophat, we have the bowler at our disposal.
It's Gallifreyan, it's got to have some effect. And maybe Kraus can set up a link through it.

rolled 11 = 11

>>18414045
If we bowler dapperfy him we need to get him a pipe

rolled 64 = 64

>>18414014
Sure is rolls that aren't going to land us a bear familiar in here tonight.

rolled 43 = 43

>>18414025
Take Bow Tie. Lasso Panda. Ride the bear until he calms down.

rolled 76 = 76

>>18414014

Oh. Well, darn. Pimp slap the fuck out of it with our good arm. Yeah, it's usually a bad idea, but we tamed a god damn t-rex. And plus, it'll probably be good for a laugh when we inevitably botch the roll.

rolled 73 = 73

>>18414014
Do we have any BEAR LEAVES left? Maybe we could start intercontinental BEAR DIPLOMACY.

rolled 61 = 61

>>18414057
Maybe we should flail our already useless arm at it instead.

rolled 10 = 10

If we actually do this it would be stupid.

But then that is the name of the game after all

Voting we prove our dominance over it before dapperfying

rolled 23 = 23

lets just all calm down and have some zucchini

rolled 19 = 19

>>18414056
Rodeo dapperfication?

That is a cool way to do things

rolled 81 = 81

>>18414061
you know i thought about that too but someone would probaly come along and kick our ass

rolled 58 = 58

Equip Gummy Bears and engage in a gentlemanly duel.

rolled 84 = 84

>>18414072
hnnnnnggggg

rolled 37 = 37

>>18414081
Yeah no bear leaves...

We still need to dose up random people with them though

rolled 99 = 99

>>18414014

GIVE IT A SCONE!

rolled 77 = 77

>>18414093
And there is pandabro
Tamed by food

We should name him Po

>>18414093

"No need to be rude. Are you hungry?"

>>18414099

"Hayate what took so- That's a Panda."
"Indeed it is."
"Why are you being followed by a panda, and why is that panda wearing a bow-tie?"
"I am friend to all the dapper wood-land creatures."

You roll away and get back up on your feet.
You take up a defensive stance.
You watch as the panda incredulously goes into what appears to be a martial arts stance.

"FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUCK." you say.
It attacks.
Fast claws strike at you from every direction, you duck dodge and dive to avoid the attacks.
Your left arm proving to be a hindrance.
You give it a firm backhand across the face.
It seemed stunned.
You take this opportunity to roll behind it into its blindspot.

WAT DO?

>>18414093

inb4 didn't refresh.

rolled 94 = 94

>>18414115
It is unlikely that we are going to stop trying to tame it before it kills us.

Try to tame it until it kills us.

rolled 65 = 65

>>18414115
i think this is appropriate now

(I will use any excuse to post this picture)

>>18414115
Put the Bowler Hat on it.

rolled 48 = 48

>>18414115
We do this
>>18414093

And maybe spontaneously acquire Kuma mode

rolled 22 = 22

>>18414115
Leg sweep.

>Twitter
>"Calm down Trude, It was all in good fun." Mio says from the roof "Fun? I smashed his face in. THAT'S NOT FUN." She throws the I-beam.

>implying it wasn't fun

rolled 73 = 73

>>18414093
This.
Conjure bamboo scone, acquire pandabro.

Of course we're going to try this. What's a family without pets?