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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Battle Royale Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)00:39 No.18412405  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    As you sit down and settle in for the afternoon, Mike makes an announcement.

    "This afternoon, in preparation for your combat tests on Saturday, we shall be headed to the gym for impromptu excercises." he tells the class.
    "You shall be put in a battle royale against everyone, there I will be observing your actions and performance."

    "Now everyone get up off their seats and please follow me to the Gym.""

    >lol accidentally posted on /toy/
    >also archive was fixed
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:41 No.18412423
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:42 No.18412432
    We'll probably going to be targeted by all the guys who are jealous of our massive swag.

    This ought to be interesting.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:42 No.18412440
    yes first post.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:43 No.18412447
    Would Bunnymode make the problem better or worse?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:43 No.18412449
    Boy, was that embarrassing.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:44 No.18412461
    Let's see, our plan was:

    Build a system of static defenses to hide in.
    Find temporary allies.
    Use enemies' weaknesses. (Drugged pool of fudge for Shirou, any other ideas?)
    Use Ted to full capacity.
    Gather up remaining enemies then timestop and ZA WARUDO them.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)00:44 No.18412463
    we should probably save our timestop for the last bit of the battle, when it gets down to two or three combatants.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:44 No.18412468
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    either that or... pic related
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:44 No.18412471
    um guys, why did thread 54 get super downvoted and removed from suptg?

    >captcha: hue.] aniesT.O
    >my that bodes well.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)00:45 No.18412474
    Ted and Jakob are both away tending to Perrine, we don't have them available.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:45 No.18412476
    Unless I'm mistaken, we left Ted (and Jakob) with Frenchy.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)00:45 No.18412480
    It was trollarchived, it's now been fixed, try reloading the archive page
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)00:46 No.18412483
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    As your class walks towards the gym, you can see by their faces that some are communicating mentally.

    As for yourself, you can see doing this in one of two ways.
    You can choose to go alone.
    You can hide and evade pursuers easier, but you will be an easier target if caught
    You can also try and go with your team.
    The lot of you will have better chances of survival, but a larger group would be constantly under attack.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]solo
    [ ]group
    [ ]other?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:46 No.18412490
    ahh there we go
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:47 No.18412506
    rolled 56 = 56

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:47 No.18412507
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)00:47 No.18412510
    [x] group. we focus on taking out all the competition and then duke it out ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:48 No.18412511

    [x]Small group

    Mentilate to erica and Hina: good luck and have fun, whoever loses loses a bet, decided later. Heh.

    Then we find Keima or Lily. Hook up with a support class and wing it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:48 No.18412517
    >[✓] Group
    Our team until only our team is left, then our family until only our family is left, then a merciful and without-warning doubletap to each of their heads.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:49 No.18412522

    Group up, rope as many of our friends as possible.

    We turn on each other after everybody else is gone.

    We should already be setting up a smaller alliance within said group in the middle of the fight though.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:49 No.18412528

    We will steamroll everyone else but lose allies in the process, make it look like accidents or us being outclassed.

    We will end it with Just us and one non team member who we can stomp
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:49 No.18412534
    Solo might work, except that someone is going to team up with a Support like Lily, and then we're hosed.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:49 No.18412536

    No bets.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:50 No.18412545

    Bets are always fun

    And I bet Erica wants payback for the dress.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:50 No.18412547

    Combine these.

    Treachery is the best plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:51 No.18412550
    Yes bets, make a bet for whoever lasts the longest
    Loser does winners choice for a day, second place is left alone
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)00:51 No.18412555
    where's you sense of adventure?
    we could make it dress of the winner choosing for a WEEK
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:52 No.18412562

    We can't top that though.

    We need to let it lie for now.

    If THEY bring it up, talk terms.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:54 No.18412580
    Nah dude we got important things to do that a frilly dress is just going to make impossible.

    Just wager for sexual favors. Everybody wins.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:55 No.18412588
    Solo what could go wrong other then flashbacks
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)00:55 No.18412590
    This, only without the team killing unless that's entirely necessary by the rules.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:57 No.18412608
    It's a battle royale. There can be only one winner. Alliances in a battle royale are "let's have each other's back until we're the only ones left, then we fight each other." It's a fault of the format, not a slyness to the plan. It's basically a pact of "I'll kill you last."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:58 No.18412613
    A Battle Royale that is not last man standing is not a Battle Royale worth competing in.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:58 No.18412615

    Or we could have our whole team 'drink the kool-aid' just to TOTALLY fuck with the readings off this test.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)00:58 No.18412618
    Then it would be necessary. Just stating a preference.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)00:59 No.18412622
    It's not actually a test yet, this is practice for the test on saturday
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:00 No.18412638

    >Drink the kool-aid

    You magnificent mother-fucker.

    "So wait, we had about 15 people in this battle-royale..."
    "Kill themselves."
    "After they teamed up and whipped everybody else?"
    "Why the hell-"
    "Everybody said something along the lines of 'fuck standardized testing.'"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)01:02 No.18412649
    Question is, would we be considered the winner by providing the "Kool Aid"?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:02 No.18412650

    I can't stop laughing at that mental image.

    "Did they all just- What? WHAT THE FUCK?!?"
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)01:02 No.18412653
    if we're the last man to drink, then yes
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:03 No.18412659

    Either A: More a slang term for suicide pact or

    B: That's a risk we're trying to take.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:04 No.18412671

    >How to get them to drink

    "Hey guys, cheers!"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:05 No.18412674
    Guys, the Kool-Aid idea is funny and all, but it assumes that none of our teams wants to win.
    It's just an unfeasible idea.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)01:05 No.18412675
    I'm thinking the easiest way to take out the rest of the team at the end, aside from ZA WARUDOing them, would be to pull out the paintball gun and start carpet bombing them from the back
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:06 No.18412681
    Are we suggesting that we get our whole team to suicide when we're the last ones standing?

    Or are you suggesting that we drug our potions with a sleep-on-activation function or something?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:06 No.18412683
    If we were truly evil we could either not poison our drink, or poison ourselves, and not some random person.

    So one of the members would win, and everybody would SHUN them for not drinking.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:07 No.18412689
    Or we could quickly develop a resistance to iocane powder.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:07 No.18412694
    Our team won't go for suicide pact.

    Well some of them might but no way is Kamen Rider or Erica gonna pass up a free no-consequences fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:07 No.18412695
    "Alright guys! It was hard as hell but we won!"
    "Uhhh Erica?"
    "Yeah Ursula?"
    "Where's Hay...a...te..."
    *we level our explosive-filled paintball gun at them*


    And then we really DO sleep on the couch.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)01:07 No.18412700
    That would be a group suicide proposal. I'm not talking it seriously, but it is amusing to entertain.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:08 No.18412702

    No because then we ALL win, both in the ring, since we were the last ones standing, and we win the moral victory by effectively flipping off the entire command staff.

    I'm thinking planning out this sort of rebellion in advance will get us a gold star.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)01:08 No.18412710
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    You contact your team and Hina.
    'Guys, want to team up till we take the majority of them out?'
    'That would be for the best.' keima answers
    The rest of the group expresses their approval.
    'What happen when only us left?' Amazoness asks
    'Then we take each other out.' Keima answers flatly.

    The group enters the Gym.
    Before the fight starts Mike once again explains the excercise.

    "This fight will be a battle royale. No holds barred."
    he tells you.
    "The stage will be an Island divided into 9 sections. Every 20 minutes, a random section will be blacked out. If you are caught in a section as it is deactivated, you will be out of the game."
    "If you wish to not participate in the exercise, feel free to tell me so now."

    Lily, Matsuri and a few others present themselves to be excluded.

    "Okay, seems like we have everything ironed out."
    MIke tells everyone else
    The gym disintegrates around you.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)01:08 No.18412711
    Should be Hina, since Ursula isn't in the field op classes.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:09 No.18412715

    Then we take out the bro and little miss 'team player'.

    Everyone else drinks the kool-aid.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:09 No.18412720
    FUCK being the SINGLE most powerful person. We are the most powerful TEAM, and that's how we go out as!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:09 No.18412721
    No, planning a group rebellion against the Bureau will probably get us punished and labeled as a possible defector once made an agent.

    We're going to be sent out to fight some of the most horrible things to ever exist in our minds. They can't tolerate people who would actively destroy their operation.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)01:10 No.18412734
    I could see Erica going for it, have a good laugh at the administration.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)01:10 No.18412735
    inb4 one asshole with an ingram and a motorbike helmet wipes everyone else out.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:11 No.18412741
    Erica and Ursula will try to stick together through the whole thing.

    Maybe if we had some kind of "sticky-bomb" paintballs that went off later we could get them both?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:12 No.18412750
    >the island from Lost
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)01:12 No.18412756
    Again, Ursula isn't here. She's in R&D, not Operative Training.

    We could probably make a Molotov Jelly, at another time.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:13 No.18412761
    Hmmm, so every 20 minutes there's an increasingly high chance that we'll just get randomly eliminated anyway. I wonder if we'll have enough forewarning that we'll be able to get out using bunny mode and time stop/teleport. Either way, our team should try to stick to borders between sections. Ideal locations would be the corners of 5, since we'll be able to evacuate into the largest number of territories from those four points. I espect Keima's first order of business will be pushing us to set up some kind of holding point at one of 5's corners.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:14 No.18412766
    That's just stupid.
    The Bureau has to fight nightmares like Bluebeard and worse, and you want to actively undermine that?
    And this is a training exercise meant to test combat ability, not to actually eliminate students.

    Finally, our team is only temporary; once we complete field training, we will be split up in our assignments.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:15 No.18412775
    what happens if the island is blacked out into two separate pieces?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:16 No.18412783
    Sucks to be us then.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)01:16 No.18412786
    That's still likely quite some time away, however.
    At least based on the possible look forward, Nanoha was away for a subjective 4 years for field training.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:18 No.18412801

    i mean since we can fly can we go over the black spots?

    >licksame from
    captcha wat...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:18 No.18412809
    Following the actual battle royale rules, they will black out random outlying sections with a short warning given, gradually they will push us towards the center so that we cannot avoid confrontation
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:19 No.18412814
    If we notice our spot being blacked out, we can timestop and run the fuck away.

    In fact, we can find nearby people while stopped, push them into the blacking out square, and eliminate them that way.

    They will be so fucking confused.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:19 No.18412817
    That is a good point, we have no clue how long field training is

    She was away for a subjective 4 years and we have no clue if she was a full agent or still a trainee by that time in that little glimpse of possible futures
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:20 No.18412823
    Even the liquid will still coat things ok. It works better if the surface is absorbent (lol clothes), but even brick walls stay wet for awhile. Making it a bit thicker isn't a bad idea at all though. Even warm syrup is thick enough to stick to vertical surfaces long enough to do the job.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:20 No.18412826
    Our team is pretty good for mobility so we shouldn't have much of a problem just tearassing around through the middle of the island.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:22 No.18412839
    The thread is already archived?

    Also, the last thread is at 60 votes and a score of zero. Wow.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:23 No.18412852
    Some autist fucked up yesterday's thread on purpose, so that's why things are weird there.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:23 No.18412854
    Alchemical sticky fire? I love it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:24 No.18412860
    Guess somebody decided not to give That Guy a chance to fuck with the archiving again.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:27 No.18412883
    >MSQ is going right now.
    >Armored Core 5 is sitting RIGHT THERE.

    Damn you LG, damn you for making me choose.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)01:29 No.18412893
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    You find yourself in the middle of a tropical forest.
    No one else in the immediate vicinity.
    YOu quietly trudge through the underbrush and contact your team.
    'Keima. Where do we regroup?' You ask.
    'Sector 9's northeastern corner. Gai and I are en route in section 5' he answers
    'Me am in 1' Amazoness reports in
    'Sakura and I are in 3.' Jun says
    'I'm at 8' Hina calls in
    '7, crossing into 8' Erica says
    You check Kraus for the map and your location.
    'I'm at 2, headed to 5' you tell them.

    'Okay guys. Good luck, and see you all at the rendezvous point.' Keima tells everyone.

    You keep walking on silently
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:31 No.18412912

    I don't give Amazoness great odds for making it to us alive.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:31 No.18412916
    rolled 25 = 25

    Let's get this party started.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:32 No.18412921

    Meet up with Amazoness first. Better odds in a group. Everyone else is grouped up or can meet up easily.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:33 No.18412926

    Hook up with Jun and Sakura. Neither of them have decent Melee to work with.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)01:34 No.18412936
    Well gents, I must be off, good luck with it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)01:34 No.18412941
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    You hear a rustling in the trees.
    You ignore it and move on silently.

    You come upon a clearing and find Kenji and Touma fighting.
    Theyre using thier fists on each other, and pretty much just brawling.

    They notice you, and turn to attack you.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]Evade
    [ ]Pop a cap in thier asses
    *add a roll for effectiveness*
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:35 No.18412946
    Nah let's focus on getting to the rendezvous. No need to put ourselves at risk for people we will have to fight anyway.

    This is a battle royale so teamwork is pretty much limited to non-aggression rather than our usual 'take all the bullets for everyone' approach.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:35 No.18412948
    rolled 62 = 62

    [x]Pop a cap in thier asses
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:35 No.18412950
    rolled 99 = 99


    Molotov Paintball!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:35 No.18412953
    rolled 41 = 41


    We have two 1911s, with bottomless mags.

    Lets use them.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:36 No.18412955
    Pop a cap. Use that new shotgun we got.

    Touma is weak to GUNS.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:36 No.18412956
    jesus i feel slightly bad for them
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)01:36 No.18412958
    rolled 47 = 47

    Send a saucer to Amazoness, Speed up the trip. But make sure that she stays low, preferably under the canopy at all times.

    Idea: Can we use a teacup as a sort of shield over the saucer as we transport people? Sort of like Armored Porcelain Personnel Carrier

    >any requests?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:36 No.18412961
    [X] cop an app in their passes.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:36 No.18412963

    Well done sir.

    Well done.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:36 No.18412964
    >Use magic potion on magic canceller
    Well I dunno...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:36 No.18412965
    Well, it looks like we have a winner. I hope they like kaboom.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:37 No.18412969
    rolled 61 = 61

    Whoops forgot my dice.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:37 No.18412976
    rolled 33 = 33

    We probably should be concerned about that rustling.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:38 No.18412981

    "Two boogies down, Kenji and Touma. Continuing to rendezvous."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:38 No.18412984
    It works if you shoot the ground under him and blow THAT up. The effects after the potion explodes are nonmagical.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)01:40 No.18412995
    Trude chasing Mio with an I-beam.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:40 No.18412998

    >You hear a rustling in the trees.
    >You ignore it and move on silently.
    >Sousuke's on the loose.
    >ignore rustling in the trees

    The fuck?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:41 No.18413008
    rolled 40 = 40

    [X]Pop a cap in their asses

    Executioner style.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)01:41 No.18413009
    rolled 22 = 22

    >Trude chasing Mio with an I-beam.

    I'm on it.

    Prepare a teacup over us, just in case?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:42 No.18413015

    The Scene where Hina caught us mid-fall.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:42 No.18413016
    We can, and we did it during the Bluebeard training mission. I think she has enough stealth to manage, though.

    Also seconding Trude chasing Sakabroto with the I-beam.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)01:43 No.18413026
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    You whip out one of your paintball guns and open fire at the two running at you.
    Kenji gets hit square in the chest and gets blasted a few meters away. He's damaged but not seriously so, his scarf managed to shield him from the worst of the blast.

    Touma ducks the shots and blocks some with his right arm. The potion splattering harmlessly onto his hand.

    He gets in close and lunges.
    You evade thinking he was aiming for you, but he was actually reaching for your gun.

    He grazes the canister with a finger and you hear the sound of glass shattering.
    You know this means he just nullified a whole batch of your ammo.

    [ ]gun kata
    [ ]sword-fu
    *add a roll*
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:44 No.18413030
    He is dead silent. If we heard it, it isn't him.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)01:44 No.18413032
    rolled 68 = 68

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:44 No.18413037

    Yeah, why are we ignoring the rustling here guys?

    We know Sosuke's radar-invisible.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:44 No.18413038
    rolled 10 = 10

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:44 No.18413039
    Either Hayate comforting Perrine in bed, or Trude after Mio with an I beam.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:45 No.18413040
    rolled 31 = 31

    [x]gun kata
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:45 No.18413042
    rolled 18 = 18

    Gun kata like we should have done the first time.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:45 No.18413043
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    rolled 84 = 84

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    rolled 65 = 65


    >He did that against a crit

    "Hey, that took quite some time to mix up.".

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:45 No.18413047
    rolled 51 = 51

    Way of punch, the other two have the potential to be majaik broken.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:45 No.18413051
    rolled 88 = 88


    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)01:45 No.18413052
    rolled 47 = 47

    Gun kata or WAY OF PUNCH

    He'll just nullify the belt sword/knife anyway
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:46 No.18413054
    This is the result we got with a 99?

    A nat 1 would've killed us, jeeze.

    The gun itself isn't magical is it? His ability won't harm it. He would just dispel our knives.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:46 No.18413057
    rolled 19 = 19

    [X] Way of PUNCH
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:47 No.18413063
    rolled 65 = 65



    He goes to block a punch, and gets fucking stabbed.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:47 No.18413064
    rolled 76 = 76

    Rollan for
    [X] Gun Kata
    And Operation Bouncy Castle Kenji in the mean time.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:47 No.18413065
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    >roll 99
    >not only ineffective, but a few hundred rounds are now dead
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:47 No.18413066
    rolled 59 = 59

    If you go straight up against a hard counter, the rolls don't make much difference. It was the wrong choice.

    Good news is we have a few more canisters on hand for when the situation actually calls for them.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:49 No.18413079

    That would be LG punishing us for going in an unexpected direction.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)01:49 No.18413082
    the mags are magical(not sure if j or g magic), so we have to make sure he doesn't touch those.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:49 No.18413084
    Choices matter too. If you pick the stupid option the dice won't save you.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:50 No.18413087
    We got a completely mundane shotgun this morning. We could try that.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:50 No.18413089

    Good idea. He'd win a straight fist-fight, and magic is ineffective.

    This is probably the best choice.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:51 No.18413100
    He didn't give us ammo for it though

    Knew we got these things for a good reason, seconding punch then hidden blades
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:52 No.18413106
    A 99 should've gotten us creative use. You know, things like blowing up the ground or dropping some trees on him. There was nothing stupid about choosing that if you use your head.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)01:53 No.18413111
    it was a gamble, it sort of paid off, pushed back kenji so we don't have to deal with getting double-teamed, but we do have to take out Touma NOW
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:54 No.18413118

    Best part? HIDDEN blades. We can do the SAME THING to Kenji.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)01:57 No.18413131
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    >Gun Kata
    You pull out the pistols Sagara gave you, now equipped with the mags you got from the PX.

    You know that Touma might have a harder time dealing with the faster bullets, and if you close the distance even further, he will be hard pressed to react fast enough.

    You remember a movie you saw while working for a run down cinema in Akihabara. Ekuwiribriyum.
    You think you can pull that shit off with the hand to hand training your been getting from Mike, and the guns in your hands.

    You close in on Touma.
    "Oh fuck, not real guns!" he says as he tries and make some distance between you.

    YOu catch up to him and begin shooting and striking.
    He barely dodges your shots, and has no opportunity to make a move on his own.
    You keep pushing him until you corner him against a tree.

    You put one gun under his chin and another to his chest.
    "See you outside man." you tell him as you take him out of the game.

    You barely notice Kenji leaping at you with a drill in place of his hand.

    Wat do?
    your fault for trying to use magic against a canceller.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:58 No.18413135
    It was RELATIVELY stupid though. We went out of our way to get regular guns for EXACTLY THIS SITUATION and then tried to use magic anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:59 No.18413147
    rolled 70 = 70

    Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:59 No.18413149
    Just wanted to say: started Katawa Shoujo, and I finally GET Kenji.

    Also, I find it amusing that while most everyone else is a ridiculous parody of their canon appearance, Kenji has been TONED DOWN.

    A lot.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)01:59 No.18413150
    Throw up a tray as a shield and restart gun kata
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:00 No.18413154
    rolled 63 = 63


    Fire and deflect, with gun kata
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)02:00 No.18413155
    rolled 19 = 19

    time stop for 3 seconds, double-tap
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:00 No.18413158
    Create a plate shield in front of him at shin level. He'll hit it, trip over himself and dig a nice line in the dirt. Also, shin hits hurt like a bitch.

    Shoot him while he's down.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:01 No.18413160
    rolled 98 = 98

    Evade and back off, Kenji is better at close combat than we are, especially with Fightmaster.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:01 No.18413164
    > Ekuwiribriyum.
    Lost it there
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:01 No.18413167
    rolled 51 = 51

    Dodge to the side while moving forward, cap him in the head.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:01 No.18413169
    rolled 19 = 19

    roll and blast caps
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:01 No.18413170
    rolled 17 = 17



    What? No really, what?

    >wat do

    Keep shooting I guess.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:02 No.18413174
    Well I don't see it as exactly stupid since we have 2 enemies and we need to take care of them both.

    Both can wreck out shit in close so we pull out our "we need a boom" contingency rather than our "oh shit no majaik" contingency

    I am more pissed we lost a full thing of our awesome rolled a 100 to make Molotov canisters than anything

    Not the person you were quoting either
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)02:02 No.18413176
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:03 No.18413185


    Didn't Hidden Blades win? By a lot?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:03 No.18413189
    pull out the shot gun and blast his ass
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:04 No.18413191
    If you've got unlimited ammo and are fighting an unarmed opponent it works just fine I guess.

    Plus if Sagara was watching he is now too busy facepalming to shoot us in the back.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:04 No.18413203
    It's LG's don't refresh coming into play again.
    We won anyway so no big deal
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:04 No.18413205

    That wasn't what I was what-ing.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:06 No.18413208
    Guns were up 5-3 and Hidden Blades weren't given as a choice anyway.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)02:07 No.18413223
    >"Calm down Trude, It was all in good fun." Mio says from the roof "Fun? I smashed his face in. THAT'S NOT FUN." She throws the I-beam. #msq

    that's what you get for trying to get inside our head sakabroto.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:07 No.18413232

    >not a given choice

    Neither was the moltov paint-balls.

    >not enough votes

    ...When we were going by rolls.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:09 No.18413241
    Unless he specifically states your options are limited to X Y Z, LG let's us suggest things to try
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)02:09 No.18413242
    rolled 95 = 95

    >"Calm down Trude, It was all in good fun." Mio says from the roof "Fun? I smashed his face in. THAT'S NOT FUN." She throws the I-beam. #msq

    Haha, vengeance is sweet. Thanks for the idea LG.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:10 No.18413260
    Roll was for effectiveness, not selection. Criticals apparently get treated differently.

    Also popping a cap in they ass did not necessarily preclude the paintball gun as the cap popping implement of choice.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)02:11 No.18413262
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    You roll to the side.
    Kenji's drill destroying the tree that was just behind you.

    You unload your guns on him but the drill on his hand unwinds back into a scarf and blocks the bullets.

    WAT DO?

    >Sagara was watching he is now too busy facepalming to shoot us in the back.
    haha mental image too funny

    "Fucking hollywood" Sagara says as he shoulders his rifle and just walks away
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:11 No.18413264

    What most likely happen was LG took the 85 here >>18413043 and ran with it before the rest of the rolls came up.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:11 No.18413269

    Even when he hates our 'write in' option, ie 'fucking t-rex'.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:11 No.18413272
    Clearly Trude is right to continue to respond with violence. I am sure she will feel better after she breaks Mio's leg.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)02:12 No.18413281
    lets try out our smokescreen, that we have never used before.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:12 No.18413282
    84 bah. Whatever.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:12 No.18413283

    Bouncy castle.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:13 No.18413292
    Use Urumi to force Kenji to stay at a distance, use our OTHER paintball gun to cover him in Molotov.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:13 No.18413294
    Find a way to knock his glasses off.
    Then while he is totally blind slap his shit.. Literally
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:13 No.18413302
    Shit he's a straight up fighter and we are a lone support focus with limited use abilities.

    Teleport to the nearest teammate. Highly unlikely that we will need to use it much in this situation.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:14 No.18413306
    Walls of Havana to make Kenji unable to see us, then we shoot him from behind.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:14 No.18413309

    >"I was tricked into un-needed violence!"
    >"Clearly the best way out is MORE VIOLENCE."

    Am i the only one expecting a cheesy sitcom laugh-track when she realizes this?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:15 No.18413313
    Break out the Long Knives.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:16 No.18413325
    rolled 81 = 81

    Well, since I rolled that 84 and I also fucking loved that movie, I am OK with the outcome.

    As for Kenji, I think this could be the time to pull out the smokescreen, and a teleport or invisibility. Get out of this with trickery, and then finish him off with a nice stab-to-the-heart.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:17 No.18413329
    Well I wasn't.
    I am expecting us to see Mio fly past laughing her ass off while Trude is still chasing her with I beams
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)02:17 No.18413336
    and whisper, "The feminists sent me"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:19 No.18413352
    Invis, attempt to disengage.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:20 No.18413357

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)02:20 No.18413359
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    You jump back and holster your guns.
    You pull out your cigar and produce a thick smokescreen.
    You sneak around in the smoke.
    "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCK" you can hear Kenji scream in the smoke.
    You sneak up on him with your arm blades out.
    You attempt to stab him in the back but his scarf blocks your stab.
    You jump back to avoid a counter attack.
    He turns around, lifts his glasses and says "SHAMAN'S EYES!"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:20 No.18413361
    Sounds likely to get us killed in our sleep.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:21 No.18413363
    off topic but is the Mahou Shoujo series worth watching
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:21 No.18413366
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:21 No.18413370
    God damn scarf, must be made of mithril!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:21 No.18413371
    do you like the animues?
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)02:22 No.18413374
    time for a rebounder-coated tray
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:22 No.18413376
    Duck, roll, dodge, teleport if we have to.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:22 No.18413378
    rolled 13 = 13

    Bouncy Castle! NAO!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:22 No.18413379
    rolled 2 = 2


    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:23 No.18413385
    oh god what
    trayshield that shit
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:23 No.18413387

    >Use GUNS.

    >Choose GUNS.

    Alright, now you're fucking with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:24 No.18413392
    rolled 7 = 7

    This, with a better roll?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:24 No.18413394
    rolled 50 = 50


    Fuck this.

    Shoot him in the nuts.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:24 No.18413396
    sort of, just started watching. i watched strike witches, hayate, and full metal panic because of this quest and liked them.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)02:24 No.18413398
    rolled 39 = 39


    Shield Tray Now!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:24 No.18413403
    Then yeah, you'll probably like it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:24 No.18413404
    rolled 82 = 82


    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:25 No.18413409
    ok thanks
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:25 No.18413412
    rolled 68 = 68


    By which we mean fake it, to throw him off the scent.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:25 No.18413414
    rolled 47 = 47



    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:25 No.18413415
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:26 No.18413420
    Teacup Kenji, then surround him in Molotov.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:26 No.18413423
    rolled 3 = 3


    Well, this can only end in tears.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:28 No.18413431
    rolled 2 = 2

    Operation Bouncy Castle, BOOMY SHIFT
    (Bouncy Castle, with Molotov instead of Rebounder)
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)02:28 No.18413432
    can you say HUEHUEHUE?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:28 No.18413433
    rolled 52 = 52

    Reflect that shit!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:28 No.18413434
    >These rolls

    He did not ask for dice. Hell he didn't even >wat do?

    You guys are asking for it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:28 No.18413435

    Please GOD win this roll.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)02:28 No.18413437
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    The brilliant red beam hurtles towards you as you dodge.
    It clips your shoulder and your left arm instantly goes numb.

    You go invisible.
    He's firing his eyebeams wildly now.
    You sneak up to his side, and say in the girliest voice you can.
    "The feminists sent me teehee~"

    The beam flares and he's lost control.
    His scarf flailing wildly.
    You take this opportunity to pull out your flask and douse him in molotov.
    You walk away as you activate the explosive mixture.

    Kenji is out.

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:29 No.18413445
    rolled 16 = 16

    I think this requires some special Tactics.
    Hit and run, bunny mode if necessary but keep moving and keep him from being able to get where we are
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:29 No.18413446

    Drink some potion.

    Then check in with Amazoness on her status and go meet up with her.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:30 No.18413450
    Arm status?

    Availability of healing potion?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:30 No.18413454
    Oh, thank god.
    Continue to rendezvous.
    Mentillate Kill count to Erica, get something going.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:30 No.18413457

    Quick question: is choosing the prior winning choice and inserting it instead of what we want to do for a given action going to be a running thing tonight?

    As for action, link up with Sakura and Jun.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:30 No.18413462
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:31 No.18413463
    We probably used it all this morning, patching up after Trude's beating of our face.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:31 No.18413464
    Put on aviators and walk off like a boss.

    Then keep gong to join up with our team

    We really are turning into a batman/bond trollercoaster
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)02:31 No.18413468
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    damn we are bad-ass.

    Check in with Keima, see if anyone needs our help, head for the rendezvous
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:31 No.18413473
    Continue to rendezvous point, remain extra vigilant for Sagara sneaking up and eating our face.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:32 No.18413481

    Seconding the question and the action.
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    >You walk away as you activate the explosive mixture.
    That went well.

    Check the status of our arm.
    We're out of healing potion, unfortunately.

    Let's get going to the rendezvous site, and keep an ear out for Sousuke.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:32 No.18413485
    He didn't ask for rolls, we mostly had a consensus on hide and troll and he wrote it up while a few people kept going

    He takes the first consensus we come short of it being a massively important thing
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:34 No.18413499
    We need to hook up with amazoness first.

    That girl is far away from everyone and if we don't, shes not likely to make the rendezvous.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:35 No.18413510
    That is not necessarily a bad thing.

    We barely know her combat capabilities and there is a good chance she could take us out in the endgame.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:36 No.18413513

    >didn't ask for rolls

    Fair enough for that last one, not so much on the earlier ones.



    Besides, hide+troll was the action we picked BEFORE eye-beams happened. When that happened, we tried to change course.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:37 No.18413517

    Hooking up with Jun and Sakura is the better choice, tactically.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)02:39 No.18413528
    >Besides, hide+troll was the action we picked BEFORE eye-beams happened. When that happened, we tried to change course.

    and he was in the middle of describing the action to us. those two posts go together.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:39 No.18413532
    We didn't get a >wat do at all after the eyebeams.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:41 No.18413545
    >Besides, hide+troll was the action we picked BEFORE eye-beams happened.
    The eye beams and the next post are supposed to be one.
    Sometimes action posts have to be cut up because of the character limit, not because he's waiting for some kind of response.
    It could also be to indicate that voting is done and that actions have started.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:41 No.18413546

    Tactically, yes. But on the other hand, they should be able to handle any threats by themselves, amazoness might not. She'll need backup.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)02:41 No.18413547
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    Your arm is 'dead' for all intents and purposes, you must try and fix that when you get to some water.
    'Erica, took out 2. what about you?' you call out to your engel
    'Is that a challenge?' she asks
    'I got one already, that sword guy from Shirou's team.' she tells you. 'want to make a bet?'
    'Sure.' you tell her.
    'Okay, the one with most kills by the end does the winner's bidding for 3 days.'
    'You still haven't gotten over the dress huh?' you ask
    'NOPE. So do we have a deal?'
    >You are out of healing potion.
    >you used the whole liter of it when trude smashed your face in.
    >you have half a liter of molotov.
    >2 canisters of paintball grenades
    >A liter of rebounder
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:42 No.18413551

    Not that guy, but...

    Normally, I'd agree here, but something like that is a game changer.

    It's like you choose to walk into a store, and then the store suddenly caught fucking fire.

    Would you continue walking in because that's what you already wanted to do?

    Sometimes a 'wat do' isn't the only place a course change will be desired.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:43 No.18413558
    "Deal. You do realize I've just won regardless of who kills more, right?"
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)02:43 No.18413559
    challenge not accepted. we are not ready to compete with an Ace based on kill count, not when we're mainly going to be doing support for the rest of the match.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:43 No.18413561
    Two days.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:44 No.18413563

    Also, divert to one of the rivers on our way to the rendezvous point in order to make some healing potion.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:45 No.18413573

    "Maybe not the best idea for something that's going to turn into a back-stabbing cluster-fuck at the end. Besides, I've got an odd feeling that the next few days are going to be eventful already."

    "Some lighter stakes perhaps?"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:45 No.18413574
    >Competing with Erich Hartmann on kill count.

    Guys we have bad ideas sometimes. This is a Bad Idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:45 No.18413577

    "Sure, If Hina joins in with the bet as well. Top 2 order No. 3."

    Mentilate to Hina at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:45 No.18413578
    Count friendly saves and we're in.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:46 No.18413588
    >implying friendlies
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:46 No.18413590

    "Nah, bad idea."

    "Besides, what's to stop one of us from sealing a win by shooting the other when we meet up?"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:47 No.18413593

    "Heh. Normally, I'd take you up on your deal, but right now, in my condition, I'm not sure if that's possible for me. Maybe if you sweeten up the deal somehow--nah, forget it."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:50 No.18413613

    On second thought, let me change mine to this. >>18413590
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:50 No.18413615
    No deal, we play support, not worth the risk.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:51 No.18413616
    "As much as I love you, accepting this bet would be shooting myself in the foot: I'd only have two effective limbs remaining."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:51 No.18413619
    >you have half a liter of molotov.


    Guys guys guys.

    Have the rest of the team drink it, tell them it's a light boosting potion. Once we've taken everyone else out, detonate the molotov inside them. Instant win, massive kill count.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:52 No.18413627
    You are assuming that we are on a team of imbeciles.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:53 No.18413639

    Better idea, Mentilate Sousuke. Tell him that we'll lead our team into a trap for him to kill, in exchange for a cease-fire until everyone is dealt with.

    Then, tell our team that we just tricked Sousuke into revealing his position.

    Then watch the fire-works.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)02:55 No.18413650
    Well, if we met Shirou and labeled the bottle Fudge . . .

    >Quick Question: Whats the footwear of S Witches, besides those plane things?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:56 No.18413654

    Also, ask Sakura if she would blast Hina and Erica for us when we fell to in-fighting.

    We don't think we could bring ourselves to hit them after all. Bribe if necessary.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:56 No.18413660
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:57 No.18413663
    shoes when not using strikers, barefoot when they are
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:57 No.18413666
    Neither of those are going to score us points that count towards "not being a backstabbing jackass."

    We can be tricky in combat, but doing something so obviously manipulative and backstabbing is straight out.

    Or do you want to become like our parents, who would backstab us?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:57 No.18413668

    Slippers, sandals, etc.

    When they wear them it's stuff that can come off in a hurry. Like with their whole pants/skirt aversion.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:58 No.18413674
    I agree with Satan.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)02:59 No.18413683

    Except this whole group is going to devolve into a back-stabbing contest towards the end of this.

    I almost Guarantee Keima's already set a kill order and cut deals with other people outside the group.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)03:00 No.18413690
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    'hmnn Compete against you, an ace, in kill counts? I don't think so.' you tell her.
    'I already have an arm out of commission, and I dont have as much mobility as you.'
    'Pussy. heh.' Erica tells you
    'If you can think of another condition, I might be willing to accept your terms.' you say.
    'I'll think of something.' she tells you.

    You walk on.
    'STATUS?' keima asks the team.
    'Me swim to rendevouz.' Amazoness says.
    'Entering 9 now.' jun reports.
    'Got delayed in 5. on my way.' you tell them
    'Good, Gai, Hina, Erica and I will be waiting.' Keima answers you.

    [ ]proceed to rendezvous point
    [ ]find the river
    [ ]what the fuck is that rustling?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:01 No.18413698
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:01 No.18413700
    However, we have an image to uphold. We will be strong, and skillful, but honorable. If we have to resort to exploiting others, we've lost already. Plus, if anyone dishonorably kills us, they'll get a hell of a lot of guilt.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:01 No.18413702
    [^]what the fuck is that rustling?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:02 No.18413704
    [x]what the fuck is that rustling?
    If we don't take care of it now, he'll take us out when we get to the river.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:02 No.18413705

    Investigate Rustling.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:02 No.18413707
    Guys, here's the important question: Would we, Hayate, really stoop to stabbing our team mates in the back after all is done, discarding them like cheap plastic silverware?

    I say no. We fight along side with them to the bitter end, possibly taking ourselves out with a smile and wishing the rest good luck, or facing them like a gentleman should. We are butler, damn it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:02 No.18413708
    If we run into Shiro, we should totally try and get him to help us win in exchange for a month's worth of the finest chocolate we can magic up.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:02 No.18413709
    [X] What the fuck is rustling my jimmies?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:03 No.18413711
    [X]what the fuck is that rustling?
    Maybe it's another friend for Ted and Jakob!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:03 No.18413716
    We will abide by the terms of the agreement. Once it is just our team, we go all out, but we don't pull any shit before then unless someone else betrays us.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:03 No.18413717
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:04 No.18413724
    >asking questions
    Shoot the rustling. Ask what the fuck it is afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:06 No.18413733


    With our friends? Sure.

    I see Hayate's view of the world split between friends and other people.

    Conflict among other people? That's a damn shame.

    Conflict among friends? Step in, try to help.

    Other people hurt friends? Torture, kill, fuck corpse.

    I kinda want somebody to start something, hurt one of our girls. Just so everyone gets a glimpse at how fucking nasty Hayate can be with the right motivation.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:06 No.18413736
    this, we know it's not friendly because we have all of our teammates positions
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:07 No.18413741

    How about this: We roll for if we actual ask or shoot first. Roll below 50, we ask. Roll above 50, we shoot. Not to say that either one's better than the other, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:07 No.18413743

    check the rustling after letting keima know about it, we could get taken out in an ambush after all, may as well let him know before we get taken out.

    As far as backstabbing is concerned, our priorities should be
    1.Classy Dapper Master Butler
    2. Maintaining good relationships with the team and our girls.
    3. All else.

    If we have to lose this contest in order to work towards our overall goal then that's no big loss. We should just fight like normal, fuck the psychological warfare bullshit. This is a test will take into account at how far we're willing to go in order to win.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:08 No.18413752
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    like this?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:09 No.18413761

    I vote we take ourselves out.

    On the 'nice' side of Hayate: I couldn't bear to hurt our friends.

    On the 'evil' side: The whole point of this exercise has ben invalidated, and I just cock-blocked everybody thinking I'd give them a fair fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:10 No.18413772

    Pretty much, yeah.

    Partly to see how others react to the sudden mood whiplash/berserk mode thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:10 No.18413779
    Find the rustling add the source to our minions
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:10 No.18413780
    Nah dude we really don't want to give the administration any reason not to love us.

    And come on we gotta get our fucking honor duel on with Gai
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:10 No.18413781
    Let's get to that point first.

    Don't see anything wrong with putting up a fair fight; it's not like we're actually hurting them.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:11 No.18413785
    My vote's on honourable duels.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:11 No.18413788

    Yay friendship.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:12 No.18413792
    Kind of want to shoot the rustling before investigating it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:14 No.18413806
    Me too. With explosives.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:14 No.18413810
    Set up our own tournament bracket? March Madness level upset shenanigans when Keima beats Shinku somehow?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)03:15 No.18413813
    >what the fuck is that rustling.
    You look behind you towards the bushes to find the source of the rustling that's been following you all this time.
    You throw a knife in to flush our whatever is in there.
    Something roars from the other side.

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:16 No.18413822
    rolled 31 = 31



    Bear cady tiem?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:16 No.18413826
    rolled 14 = 14


    Ready Top Hat.

    Yay friendship.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:17 No.18413830
    rolled 94 = 94

    Rolling to DAPPERFY!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:17 No.18413832
    rolled 46 = 46

    Let the dappering commence.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:17 No.18413833
    rolled 62 = 62


    And now we die.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:17 No.18413834
    rolled 59 = 59

    C'mon friendship!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:17 No.18413835
    If we get a bear out of this I am going to love you
    >> dice+1d100 03/22/12(Thu)03:17 No.18413836

    ...man, I hope that wasn't Ted.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:18 No.18413840
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    >zforen prepareth
    prepare for what captcha
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:18 No.18413843
    rolled 70 = 70

    This is going to be a 100, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:19 No.18413846
    Ted is back caring for the sick Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:19 No.18413847
    Ted was busy keeping Perrine company along with Jakob
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:19 No.18413849
    rolled 50 = 50

    A new friend appears!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:19 No.18413850
    rolled 99 = 99

    >> mailto : dice+1d100 03/22/12(Thu)03:19 No.18413854

    FUUUUUUUU---Why do I suck horribly at rolling tg dice?! Trying again in what will most likely be a failure.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:20 No.18413856

    keep tellin yerself that
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:20 No.18413862
    rolled 5 = 5


    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:20 No.18413865
    Read the sticky.

    You are putting them in the name field, they go in the email field.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:20 No.18413866
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:21 No.18413868
    >take ourselves out
    >The whole point of this exercise has ben invalidated
    How is this of any good to us, when we know that at the end of our training, we're going to be thrown into situations where death is a very real possibility?
    Hell, we were shown by the Bluebeard simulation that there are things out there that will skullfuck us and that can easily bypass our timestop ability, and you want to sabotage the training methods that would give us a higher likelihood of staying alive?
    Why would you do that?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:21 No.18413869
    holy shit my first 99 of the quest!
    that one was for freindship
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:21 No.18413870
    Just.... fucking... read the sticky.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)03:21 No.18413873
    rolled 4 = 4

    rollan for Ted bigger meaner cousin with a prison record
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:22 No.18413878
    no its huzzah!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:23 No.18413884

    ...God damn it. I honestly thought I WAS putting it in the email field. Serves me right for not reading the header.

    Excuse me while I attempt to bash the stupid out of my head doing this. >>18413866
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)03:24 No.18413895
    It charges at you.
    A panda. A fucking panda.
    "RAWR!" it says as it bares it's teeth.

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:25 No.18413899
    Use these

    We are making another new friend today
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:26 No.18413900
    We do what we did before: put our tophat on its head and attempt to suborn the construct.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:26 No.18413901
    Let's just leave. It is only a panda.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)03:26 No.18413905
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    >negayate in action
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:26 No.18413908
    rolled 17 = 17



    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:26 No.18413909

    Uh....huh. Did not see that coming. Probably should've, but I didn't. Hey, LG, how stupid/awesome an idea would it be if we ate one of the Gummi Bears in an attempt to tango with this fellah?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:27 No.18413915
    Man can you imagine if we turned up to Nanoha for her birthday with a cute little panda?

    Short of getting three bay to do pyrotechnics for her birthday that is like The best thing we could get her
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:27 No.18413919
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    goddammit my 99 did nothing!
    oh well dapperize it
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:28 No.18413923
    rolled 42 = 42

    My common sense tells me to GTFO, but my Mahou Shounen sense tells me make a new friend.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:28 No.18413928
    rolled 27 = 27


    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:29 No.18413933
    rolled 72 = 72

    German suplex time
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:29 No.18413935
    rolled 86 = 86

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:30 No.18413942
    Put a tie on it, it's going to be a panda with a black bow tie! FRIENDSHIP. Sir Pandaton
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:30 No.18413943
    rolled 44 = 44


    Attempting to actually roll my dice properly and pull a miracle out of...somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:30 No.18413944
    rolled 70 = 70


    TG dice like the idea of dapperfication and friendship...

    Are they the dice we deserve?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:31 No.18413949
    rolled 87 = 87

    Apply Tophat.
    Achieve >>18413919
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:31 No.18413952
    rolled 46 = 46

    He shall be sir bearington, he shall have a top hat of his own a monocle and a tie
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:31 No.18413954
    guys if we get a new skill it should be a dapper-ray,
    a dapperizer if you will.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)03:32 No.18413955
    rolled 63 = 63

    rolling for freindship
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:33 No.18413964
    rolled 71 = 71

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:33 No.18413967
    rolled 45 = 45

    Friendship time

    LG will mark this down as another FUCKING DERAIL
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:34 No.18413968
    rolled 80 = 80

    Let's get gentlemanly.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:34 No.18413977
    >inb4 we lose our other arm
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:34 No.18413979
    rolled 54 = 54

    So if we manage this and our minion army expands, where are we. Going to start keeping them all?

    Our hat can only be worn by one at a time
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)03:35 No.18413982
    rolled 88 = 88

    that, or Mike has planned ahead this time.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:36 No.18413992
    rolled 25 = 25

    Wouldn't surprise me

    We derail plans however

    Derail plans acquire friendship
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:36 No.18413994
    rolled 22 = 22

    They all stay magically in the hat, and come out when needed.

    Or we can get the SCP-majigger out, get some more space, and build some nice rooms for them.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:37 No.18413999
    Wait aren't we on the Lost island? Shouldn't it be a Polar Bear?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:37 No.18414000
    rolled 44 = 44

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:37 No.18414004
    rolled 19 = 19

    Or start getting more hats

    Or hats that pop out of our hat
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:38 No.18414006
    I put it at a 50:50 he's either trying to give us a panda manservant or trying to punish us for trying the same trick twice.

    Regardless, DAPPER TIME.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)03:39 No.18414014
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    It lunges at you, sharp claws barely inches from your torso.
    For such a cute creature, this thing is terrifying.
    You pull out a tray to shield yourself with.

    Sharp claws dent the pewter, you almost loose your grip on it.

    >ted has your hat
    >WAT DO?
    Will i?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:39 No.18414017
    rolled 79 = 79

    He is leading us into trying it and failing.

    He wants to punish us for trying the same trick.

    We don't care cause we want a pandabro
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:40 No.18414020
    rolled 76 = 76

    We don't need our hat to dapperfy him.

    Tame him by sheer power f butlering and evasion
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:40 No.18414021
    Aw shit.

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:40 No.18414025
    rolled 68 = 68


    Produce Bow Tie
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:41 No.18414026
    >no tophat
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:41 No.18414028
    rolled 24 = 24

    bear hug?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:41 No.18414030
    rolled 70 = 70

    Look it in the eyes and CONCENTRATE

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:41 No.18414031
    rolled 21 = 21

    Dodge and butlerfy

    We can do this and it is even better than winning a bet we turned down
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:42 No.18414035
    rolled 27 = 27

    This while saying
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)03:42 No.18414037
    make mince-meat of it with the hidden blades
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:42 No.18414038
    rolled 31 = 31

    At this point, my common sense has overriden my mahou shounen sense, so I'm voting for a quick exeunt.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:43 No.18414043
    rolled 58 = 58

    >Time travel hat
    >put panda inside

    That is one awesome ace in the hole idea
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:43 No.18414045
    rolled 21 = 21

    Apply Bowler
    Acquire PANDA TIME LORD!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:43 No.18414046
    rolled 24 = 24

    the power of dice compels you.
    for dapper for glory!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:44 No.18414050
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    rolled 87 = 87


    same fucking number!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:44 No.18414051
    Even if we don't have the tophat, we have the bowler at our disposal.
    It's Gallifreyan, it's got to have some effect. And maybe Kraus can set up a link through it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:44 No.18414054
    rolled 11 = 11

    If we bowler dapperfy him we need to get him a pipe
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:44 No.18414055
    rolled 64 = 64

    Sure is rolls that aren't going to land us a bear familiar in here tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:44 No.18414056
    rolled 43 = 43

    Take Bow Tie. Lasso Panda. Ride the bear until he calms down.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:44 No.18414057
    rolled 76 = 76


    Oh. Well, darn. Pimp slap the fuck out of it with our good arm. Yeah, it's usually a bad idea, but we tamed a god damn t-rex. And plus, it'll probably be good for a laugh when we inevitably botch the roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:45 No.18414061
    rolled 73 = 73

    Do we have any BEAR LEAVES left? Maybe we could start intercontinental BEAR DIPLOMACY.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:45 No.18414063
    rolled 61 = 61

    Maybe we should flail our already useless arm at it instead.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:46 No.18414067
    rolled 10 = 10

    If we actually do this it would be stupid.

    But then that is the name of the game after all

    Voting we prove our dominance over it before dapperfying
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:47 No.18414072
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    rolled 23 = 23

    lets just all calm down and have some zucchini
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:47 No.18414077
    rolled 19 = 19

    Rodeo dapperfication?

    That is a cool way to do things
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:48 No.18414081
    rolled 81 = 81

    you know i thought about that too but someone would probaly come along and kick our ass
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:48 No.18414084
    rolled 58 = 58

    Equip Gummy Bears and engage in a gentlemanly duel.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:49 No.18414089
    rolled 84 = 84

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:49 No.18414090
    rolled 37 = 37

    Yeah no bear leaves...

    We still need to dose up random people with them though
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:50 No.18414093
    rolled 99 = 99


    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:50 No.18414099
    rolled 77 = 77

    And there is pandabro
    Tamed by food

    We should name him Po
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:51 No.18414106

    "No need to be rude. Are you hungry?"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:52 No.18414113

    "Hayate what took so- That's a Panda."
    "Indeed it is."
    "Why are you being followed by a panda, and why is that panda wearing a bow-tie?"
    "I am friend to all the dapper wood-land creatures."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)03:53 No.18414115
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    You roll away and get back up on your feet.
    You take up a defensive stance.
    You watch as the panda incredulously goes into what appears to be a martial arts stance.

    It attacks.
    Fast claws strike at you from every direction, you duck dodge and dive to avoid the attacks.
    Your left arm proving to be a hindrance.
    You give it a firm backhand across the face.
    It seemed stunned.
    You take this opportunity to roll behind it into its blindspot.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:54 No.18414121

    inb4 didn't refresh.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:54 No.18414125
    rolled 94 = 94

    It is unlikely that we are going to stop trying to tame it before it kills us.

    Try to tame it until it kills us.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)03:54 No.18414126
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    rolled 65 = 65

    i think this is appropriate now

    (I will use any excuse to post this picture)
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:54 No.18414130
    Put the Bowler Hat on it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:55 No.18414138
    rolled 48 = 48

    We do this

    And maybe spontaneously acquire Kuma mode
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:55 No.18414144
    rolled 22 = 22

    Leg sweep.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:55 No.18414145
    >"Calm down Trude, It was all in good fun." Mio says from the roof "Fun? I smashed his face in. THAT'S NOT FUN." She throws the I-beam.

    >implying it wasn't fun
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:56 No.18414150
    rolled 73 = 73

    Conjure bamboo scone, acquire pandabro.

    Of course we're going to try this. What's a family without pets?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:57 No.18414159
    rolled 28 = 28

    you know statistically at least once during this thread a 100 will be rolled
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:58 No.18414162
    rolled 44 = 44


    Give it FOOD. Acquire BRO-PANDA.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:59 No.18414169
    Yeah he isn't asking for rolls.

    Not like it will stop us from throwing dice at our problems anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:59 No.18414174
    rolled 98 = 98


    >Get 99
    >Didn't refresh

    It keeps fucking happening.

    Re-rolling for SCONE, even though I'm never going to get that high again.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)03:59 No.18414175
    rolled 98 = 98

    He still respects a 1 or a 100

    Or close enough to
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)03:59 No.18414176
    rolled 36 = 36

    it's the only way we know how to solve problems. We are nerds after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:00 No.18414181
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    >Martial Arts

    Time for a change in strategy you guys
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:00 No.18414182
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:00 No.18414184
    rolled 40 = 40

    Ok we just got double 98's that has got to be worth scone taming
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:01 No.18414191
    And, while you were technically right, you were wrong in all the ways that mattered.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:01 No.18414195

    >Two 98s at the same time.
    >Scone re-roll.

    Something good better happen here. Swear to god.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)04:01 No.18414197
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    rolled 19 = 19

    This, the dice gods demand pandabro

    Also its done. Sorry for derpy faces.

    >Mike: . . . . Damn . . .
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)04:02 No.18414203
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    You quickly summon a bamboo scone.
    You have no idea what it would taste like, but what the hell, it's worth a shot.

    The Panda turns around and roars at you.
    You throw the scone towards it.
    It catches it and sniffs it.

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:03 No.18414212
    rolled 76 = 76

    Prepare your butts.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:03 No.18414214
    rolled 8 = 8

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:03 No.18414215
    rolled 37 = 37

    Now watch us all roll 1's
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:03 No.18414217
    rolled 6 = 6


    >Already got two 98s, and a 99.

    You know what? Take the fucking dice.

    I don't even care anymore.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:04 No.18414218
    rolled 28 = 28

    Sure, now that we've used up two 98's and a 99 trying to do it.

    NOW we roll for it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:04 No.18414219
    rolled 77 = 77

    Prepare thy anus
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:04 No.18414220
    rolled 53 = 53

    Scone powers activate.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:04 No.18414221
    rolled 57 = 57


    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:04 No.18414225
    rolled 45 = 45

    Panda Haet scones. Let's hope he'll be our friend anyway.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)04:04 No.18414227
    rolled 45 = 45

    failure is imminent
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:05 No.18414229
    rolled 6 = 6

    Of course, we can't get an easy ride after all

    That's what we get for rolling when not asked
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:05 No.18414230
    rolled 14 = 14

    >two 98s
    >Roll 'em Now

    Anyways, keep making more food. If this is Po, we've got a winning strategy here. We might also want to consider demonstrating our own love of kung fu.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:05 No.18414231
    rolled 80 = 80

    We are so fucked.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:05 No.18414235
    rolled 74 = 74


    >hilarious amounts of good rolls.
    >Roll 'em again.

    Nice knowing you chaps, cause no fucking way are we keeping that streak of luck this long.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:05 No.18414237
    rolled 90 = 90

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:06 No.18414245
    rolled 68 = 68

    Awesome pic drawbro.

    Nice to see some of the crazier moments happening
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:06 No.18414247
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    rolled 81 = 81

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:06 No.18414248

    Is that so~

    Also, on page 2 now.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:06 No.18414249
    rolled 83 = 83



    After I got a 99 and then a 98?

    Dammit all, why do you always ignore my good rolls?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:06 No.18414251

    We also slap the bowler hat on it
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)04:07 No.18414253
    rolled 82 = 82

    The dice is gonna screw us good
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:07 No.18414258
    rolled 42 = 42

    wat. Captcha ate my dice
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:07 No.18414259
    rolled 22 = 22

    No we keep making food.

    We show him Gai's love of Kung fu and he becomes his best bro / sparring partner
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:08 No.18414265
    rolled 85 = 85

    Bamboo scone of the gods
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:08 No.18414268
    rolled 69 = 69

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:09 No.18414273
    rolled 22 = 22

    Rollinggu rollinggu
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:10 No.18414279
    rolled 91 = 91

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:11 No.18414286
    rolled 25 = 25

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)04:12 No.18414289
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    >lots of 80s

    It shoves the scone in it's mouth and chews.
    After finishing it, it tilts its head at you obviously wanting more.
    And more you provide.
    You produce a whole tray of the damn things and hand it over.
    It sits down and begins to eat.

    Wat do?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:12 No.18414291
    rolled 11 = 11

    Our best is up by 1 for this set! We can do this.

    >induring 1 huehuehue
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:13 No.18414302
    Okay, so the dice have a sense of humor apparently.

    While distracted
    Apply Bowler
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:14 No.18414303

    "Terribly sorry about that back hand there, but you did try to assault me. Tea?"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:15 No.18414313
    Watch. We're going to be the last one standing, just because we got distracted by the Panda.

    Who is actually one of our classmates, we've just never noticed.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:15 No.18414314

    Tell team we encountered another snag, will catch up as soon as possible.

    Try and figure out if the panda is intelligent, or just a normal panda.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:15 No.18414315
    rolled 69 = 69

    Keep feeding it and butlerfy the shit out of him
    Make friends through food
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:15 No.18414317
    Didn't we toss the knife at him first?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:16 No.18414318
    Befriend the panda, we will obtain an animal companion every single training exercise no matter what.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)04:16 No.18414320
    rolled 89 = 89

    inb4 the panda explodes while our guard is down.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:16 No.18414325
    Place bowler on head, acquire pandabro.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:17 No.18414335
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:18 No.18414338

    It was an accident. One we're trying to make up for now.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:18 No.18414342

    "And the knife, well, I honestly thought you were someone else."

    Down to 3rd page and dropping, cap'n.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:18 No.18414343
    rolled 37 = 37

    Pandabro with a pipe, bowler hat and endless appetite

    Sounds about right
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)04:19 No.18414349
    rolled 7 = 7

    Hey guys, what if we slip a gummyBEAR in the scone?

    You know . . . for Science
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)04:20 No.18414353
    "Sorry for the backhand there." you tell it. "tea?"
    You say as you produce a pot of green tea.
    "mhmmm.." it says as it accepts the cup.
    "Sooo... Uhh.. no hard feelings?" you ask
    "maww~" it says
    "Cool." you keep a close eye on your surroundings as it finishes the food.
    After finishing, it again tilts its head at you.
    "Need anything else?" you ask it.
    It walks towards you and nudges your leg.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:20 No.18414357
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:20 No.18414358
    YES, THIS.
    He will turn into a human gentleman.
    Do the aforementioned.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:20 No.18414359
    Question: Is it wrong that I'm hearing Hayate being voiced by John Cleese while he's acting like a butler?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:21 No.18414362
    More scones, offer hat.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:21 No.18414367
    rolled 71 = 71

    Put our bowler hat on his head and have him follow us

    Subtly majaik him so he gets more intelligent
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:22 No.18414373

    No, this is bad idea, and you should feel bad.

    God damn it, Max.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:22 No.18414374

    Go meet up with team.

    Not our fault if a Panda follows us.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:23 No.18414382

    Seconding this. But do offer the panda a pleasant farewell. We are a butler, after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:24 No.18414385


    It just doesn't mesh well with his character.

    I would say it would be fun for a snarky sarcastic dialogue, but we don't joke that much.

    Not like that anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:26 No.18414395
    rolled 24 = 24

    Bowlerize him.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)04:27 No.18414400
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    it's only 'wrong' if there's already someone using John Cleese's voice, such as this magnificent bastard
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:27 No.18414403
    We can't use the bowler hat, people will think he's some kind of time-traveling panda.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:28 No.18414405
    rolled 66 = 66

    Dapperfication, bowlerizng
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:29 No.18414414
    Maybe he is.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:29 No.18414417

    What would be awesome is if when meeting back with the group, that's the first conclusion that is drawn.

    "Wait, why is he wearing a bowler? Is he a Time-traveling Panda?"
    "Or maybe I gave him my hat."
    "Yes. That would make more sense, and I'm honestly ashamed of myself for not thinking of that first."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)04:34 No.18414435
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    >bowler hat him.
    "hey let me try something." you tell him as you root around in your folio.
    You pull out the bowler hat. And put it on his head.
    The panda moves his head around quizzically, but suddenly stands stock still.

    And then he spoke.
    "Me so sorry for attacking you. Me no wan no trabble."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:35 No.18414444
    My GOD. This is amazing.
    "Neither do I, but unfortunately I have to fight against my friends here. We've got a truce going, but in the end, we have to fight until one is left. Could you join me, so that I might avoid this?"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:36 No.18414447
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:36 No.18414448

    This is clearly the best day ever.

    Time to go meet the rest of the team.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:36 No.18414451
    The QUADS speak true! And I love Jackie Chan.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:36 No.18414452

    "Eh, it's okay. I'm a bit paranoid about this place too, what with the training contest going on. Do you happen know the quickest way to get to [wherever we're going]?"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:36 No.18414453
    >Me no wan trabble
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)04:37 No.18414455
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    rolled 46 = 46

    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)04:37 No.18414456
    Fucking glorious

    Invite panda to accompany us, then join team
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:37 No.18414457
    >. Me no wan no trabble.

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:37 No.18414458

    ...What? Jackie Panda?

    I don't know whether to be irritated that we've somehow subverted what is probably one of the director's constructs or that we have managed to dapperize a panda...Sort of.

    For some reason, I'm reminded of that Jackie Chan movie, ther Tuxedo.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:37 No.18414463
    rolled 9 = 9

    We just beat Jackie fucking Chan....
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:38 No.18414466
    Good idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:38 No.18414468
    I wonder if, by the end of all this, we'll have at least one of every racial stereotype working for us.

    Also, we need to buy a box of hats at the shops sometime, so we don't run out of hats at an inopportune time.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:39 No.18414473
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    goddammit im suffocating
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:40 No.18414478
    He has a natural tux

    Ladder, rope and maybe some booze would help though

    Can't wait for the teams response to this one
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:42 No.18414490
    Hats will be our fucking pokeballs.

    We'll catch em all.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:44 No.18414508
    I am the bone of my swag.
    Suits are my body and sex is my blood.
    I have sampled over a thousand teas.
    Unknown to Monogamy, nor known to Rejection.
    Have withstood PTSD to create many girlfriends.
    Yet those hands will never touch Keima... yet.
    So, as I suit up, UNLIMITED HAT WORKS
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:46 No.18414515
    Our groups reaction when we show up with yet another hat-wearing animal sidekick: Fucking priceless.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:48 No.18414528
    Bowler hat.
    Bad English
    Polite person

    We just turned a panda into the ultimate post british Chinese stereotype
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)04:49 No.18414532
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    "No, it was my fault for throwing the knife at you."
    you tell him.
    "Im Ayasaki Hayate., What's your name?"
    "Me Lo-Pan Daxiong. Friend call me Lo."
    "Hey there Lo. I'll be headed off to join the rest of my team now. YOu can keep me company if you want."
    "Me go with you. No wan trabble happen to you friend."

    As you and Lo head off, Mike makes an announcement taht reverberates through the forest.

    [ ]go to team
    [ ]find the fucking river
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:50 No.18414540
    Go to team

    Have hilarious buddy cop antics occur with our new friend.
    Ask him about his fighting style, say we noticed he had good form
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:51 No.18414547
    Find the fucking river, get water, turn it into healing potions, drink it, then stockpile more.

    But I don't want to be Chris Tucker. I hate him
    [nospoilersontg] I actually like him, he's hilarious [/nospoilersontg]
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:52 No.18414550
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    rolled 36 = 36


    [x] Find team.

    Panda needs a baby at some point...

    ...Damn, this panda's gonna be the babysitter for the family.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:53 No.18414557
    >"You Perrine, now that we've medically confirmed that you're pregnant and all, I hired you a Panda bodyguard!"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:54 No.18414564
    Being Politically incorrect has never been so good.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:56 No.18414573
    [x] river
    Amazon might need backup. Also we need healing potion.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)04:58 No.18414588
    >She doesn't want to go to the infirmary not because the nurse scares her. It's because she doesn't want to confirm her own suspicions. #msq

    OH SHI-
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)04:59 No.18414596
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:00 No.18414602
    He has worked with other people than chris tucker in buddy cop situations.

    Those ones do stick out more than the rest though
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:00 No.18414604
    What, that she's actually Belgian?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:01 No.18414610

    LG is god tier trolling
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:02 No.18414619
    rolled 85 = 85


    LG, you god damn troll!

    You're reaching fap angel levels already.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)05:02 No.18414621
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    >go to team
    'Hayate, where are you?' Erica asks.
    'You're the only one not yet here.' Hina adds
    'sorry about that, I got delayed.' im almost there.

    Lo and you hoof it. His quadruped gait keeping up with your own sprint.

    You find your team assembled under some huge trees. Gai, Hina and Amazoness Guarding the perimeter.

    They all turn to look at you and the giant panda beside you.

    WAT SAY?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:03 No.18414627
    rolled 50 = 50


    "I made a new friend!"
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)05:05 No.18414641
    "I took out Kenji and Touma, and made another new friend."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:06 No.18414645
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:06 No.18414647
    rolled 45 = 45

    We want no trabbl
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:06 No.18414648
    That's all there is to say on the matter.

    (Also: take inventory of who's here and who's not here. Keep our heads up because other could still betray us.)
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:07 No.18414652

    "I made a new friend! Say hi to Lo, everybody! ....What's with those odd looks? Do I have something on my face?"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:10 No.18414672
    Sorry I am late, ran into a new friend

    Introduce our pandabro
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:14 No.18414695
    "What, you expected anything different?"

    "Mike here. I shook my head in bemusement. he had done it again. Tasteful, too. I liked Jackie Chan. The Director's face was unreadable as she stared into the screen, but not because of lack of emotion. You could never ever get proof, but I swear she showed emotion. She hesitated, then called out to me. "Mike, please take over supervising. I am creating a permanency code." Yet again, I was at a loss for words. I will put my head on the chopping block if that means getting Hayate transferred here when he finishes training. He's just too fun."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:24 No.18414742
    Dropping down to the fourth page.

    >Waiting for op.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:26 No.18414750
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:27 No.18414752
    I would not be surprised if Mike actually did try to pull that.

    Seems like we have consistently surprised and amused him with most of our antics thus far
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)05:29 No.18414764
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    "Sorry I'm late. I made a new friend though." you tell them
    "Everyone, say hi to Lo."
    You then introduce everyone to him.
    "Hallo. Me no gib yu trabbles."

    "You did it again?"
    Erica asks.
    Hina just looks at Lo and tries to resist jut running up to him for a hug.

    "So, what are our plans? you ask Keima."
    "Gai took out someone on the way here. Sakura and Jun got that guy with the mech."
    "you took out two, as Erica tells me, and she took another one out."
    "By my estimate atleast a third of the combatants are now out. Our biggest concern would be Sagara."

    As he says this you hear the sounds of explosion in the distance.

    "We should find an open area where we could all use our abilities in full." he tells you.
    "Lets head for the cove in section 3. Im sure everyone is fighting near the middle of the island now."
    "We wait for them to take out each other, then we get rid of the survivors."

    "Sounds like a plan," you say as everyone agrees.

    Your team moves.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:37 No.18414786
    See if Lo will let Hina ride on his back.

    She would love that
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:44 No.18414808
    rolled 32 = 32

    Crazy Ivan
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)05:44 No.18414813
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    Your group moves quickly across the island, straight towards the new area Keima has chosen.
    As you cross a set of hills Gai steps on something and stops dead in his tracks.
    Keima looks down at the bumps in the ground you didnt notice before.
    An explosion engulfs Gai.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:44 No.18414815
    Hey LG, considering the pace we're going at now, why don't we call it a night? Kinda 'bout to go to dream land here.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:45 No.18414820

    Come on Gai, your justice CAN'T let you fall here!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:46 No.18414822

    Freakin' a...and right as I made my suggestion.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:46 No.18414825
    Are we in the middle of the minefield, or just on the edge?

    Either way, board saucers, and continue on.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:46 No.18414826

    Okay, we need to determine what kind of mines, and their relative spacing. Then we can lay down a safe path of teacups or something else that can contain any accidental blasts.

    Alternately, nuke the area with lazorz or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:46 No.18414827
    Well balls. Spray the field with knives, bullets or Molotov balls.
    Not everyone is in the same timezone as you.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:47 No.18414829
    rolled 28 = 28

    Like one mine is going to take out Gai... Have a little faith in our friend...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:48 No.18414834
    Boarding saucers sounds like a good idea
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:49 No.18414842
    Fly over it.

    We need Erica on Close air patrol to hit any AA missiles or flak Sagara's set up.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:50 No.18414850
    Aye, We should go over or around the minefield instead of wasting resources on neutralizing a trap that could possibly take out other combatants.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:52 No.18414856
    rolled 16 = 16

    What about AA weaponry?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)05:53 No.18414861
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    Next time on MSQ:
    War is Hell

    New thread at 0700
    >headed home.
    >sorry for the slow posting, still trying to clear all the work piled up on my desk.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:54 No.18414864
    Have Erica stand off ready to hit anything that lights up - Even as a fighter pilot she's trained to hit ground targets.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:55 No.18414867
    rolled 72 = 72

    LG posts from work
    LGs work piles up
    LG gets fired for not doing job
    LG does MSQ from dusk 'til dawn
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:55 No.18414869
    Alternatively, Rebounder on the bottom of the saucers.

    Yes, Rebounder is my answer to everything. Why do you ask?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)05:58 No.18414878
    LG dies from starvation because he cannot afford rice and salt anymore
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)05:59 No.18414883
    aside from LG's eventual starvation, not seeing a problem here.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:01 No.18414892
    rolled 91 = 91

    LG dies from dehydration before starvation.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:01 No.18414895
    Besides everyone else following the quest dieing from sleep deprivation?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:06 No.18414914
    LG subsists on donations from people following the quest after he loses his job.

    Survives on rice, salt, cigarettes and the occasional bottle of rum

    We all die of sleep deprivation and LG dies of starvation later on
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:09 No.18414921
    Would be best end for a quest.
    Everyone involved just dies.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:09 No.18414923
    rolled 53 = 53

    P. Much, yeah.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:12 No.18414932
    I would totally donate, this quest has almost single handedly put a stop to my newegg addiction and theoretically saved me 100's of dollars that I would have just used to buy computer parts...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:15 No.18414949
    I would donate just because this literally has something in it that makes me crack up every day.

    And it means I spend less time buying games I play for all of fifteen minutes then hate
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:17 No.18414963
    Best end for aspies who complain is to just die actually.

    Best end for us is singularity sucking us into another dimension free of such people
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:20 No.18414979
    You misunderstood me. I'm not complaining.
    You know how quests usually end? They don't. They just disappear.

    Everyone involved dying would be the most glorious end.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:24 No.18414994
    maybe we all would get a memorial page in the archives...
    that might be nice
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:28 No.18415006
    No I got what you mean

    But what's better

    Everyone involved dying?
    Or everyone involved disappearing and becoming some sort of unending legend

    I know what I choose
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:39 No.18415042
    >play quest
    >speculate how MC would die

    >play MSQ
    >speculate how LG would die.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)06:51 No.18415098
    We are just that type or people
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)07:33 No.18415286

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