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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Last Man Standing Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)21:42 No.18423077  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    Lo walks up to you.
    "You okay friend? Wound no trabbling you?"
    "Yeah, I'm okay." you tell him.
    Hina's eyes once again sparkle and she stares at Lo.
    "Want to hug him?" you ask.
    "Y-yes." she answers.
    "Lo, can you let my lady friend hug you for a bit?"
    "Yes. I be pleased to let her hug Lo." he answers.
    Hina jumps up from your side and glomps the giant panda.
    "I wish she'd show as much enthusiasm towards me." you say with a chuckle.
    "Don't worry. I'm sure she will later." Erica tells you as she gives you a hug in turn.

    Two people come running in from the direction of the 9th section.
    It's Shirou and Negi.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]attack without warning
    [ ]put your guard up
    [ ]talk
    [ ]other?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:45 No.18423103
    Guard up. Ready to unleash nonmagical bullet barrage via Hayate and Erica.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:46 No.18423120

    >timetravel is much like sleep. the more you avoid it the harder the crash later on. and you sometimes come-to questioning what you did. #msq

    >The same strings that make you dance are holding you back. Cut them. You must take back control, break free of this maniacal puppeteer. #msq

    >Timetravel is also like drinking. Do it too much and your head will surely hurt in the morning.You can also end up dead because of it. #msq

    All my why, rage and tears.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:46 No.18423129
    Talk. Implement our plan of bribing Shirou to turn on Negi for a metric ton of fudge. Once the fight is over, we make the metric ton of fudge appear over Shirou's head.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:47 No.18423140
    >"I wish you the best of luck. little bro." Ikusa says as he goes back in disguise. He picks up the helmet by his feet and puts it on. #msq

    Gai is our BRO?
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)21:47 No.18423141
    talk about fudge while everyone else gets in position to drop the rape train on them.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:48 No.18423152
    rolled 73 = 73

    [x] SHIROU

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:48 No.18423162
    This was the generally agreed to plan.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)21:49 No.18423170
    Hey Shirou!If you beat Negi then you can have THIS!

    Then make a life size Fudgeyate
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:49 No.18423174
    rolled 24 = 24


    I kinda realise we don't even need to drop it on his head.

    Just materialise it in a sector that will disappear.

    We'll watch him cry and rage at the instructors for making his treats go away.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:49 No.18423186
    This sounds like a plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:50 No.18423204
    That may actually be a better idea. He might pull some cleaving shit if we drop it on him.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:51 No.18423213
    No, we only bring out the fudgeyate if the metric ton of fudge isn't enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:51 No.18423224
    Talk, bribe Shirou with fudge, if we get antsy about his presence after that either backstab him, feed him poison fudge or bread crumb him fudge into a zone we think is going to get offed.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:52 No.18423236
    What level is Negi right now? Kyoto Arc? MahoraFest Arc? Magic World Arc? Gravekeeper's Palace?

    Because whether we should fight or run like hell hangs in the balance.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:53 No.18423245
    >years late... "Daddy!" your son comes running up to you. "Mommy wants to see you." "Which mommy?" you ask "Mommy mommy." he answers
    [x] bait Shirou into wasting Negi.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:53 No.18423248
    rolled 55 = 55


    I got a feeling it's kyoto-arc negi.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)21:55 No.18423275
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    Nwgi unleashes a lightning bolt towards Gai.
    He dodges it easily.
    Shirou has his sword drawn and is running straight at Hina.


    "Shirou-san! Look! Shiny swords!" Negi says as he opens his cloak to reveal a number of ornate looking weapons.

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:56 No.18423285
    rolled 37 = 37



    Damn, negi knows how shirou operates too.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:56 No.18423292
    rolled 14 = 14

    We'll make you SHINY FUDGE SWORDS!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)21:56 No.18423293
    Early Negi. About the level he was when he first fought Evangeline.

    >he was straight sent to the Bureau after he graduated magic school in whales
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:57 No.18423296
    rolled 39 = 39

    Oh that bastard. I bet that's how he got Shirou on his side in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:57 No.18423302
    He may be A rider but we have seen Gai without his helmet on in the past
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:57 No.18423305
    rolled 79 = 79

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:57 No.18423310
    rolled 85 = 85

    I think that, as creepy as it would be, we should use the Fudgeyate if it looks like Swords will win.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:57 No.18423317
    rolled 38 = 38



    [x] Fudge fudge fudge
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)21:58 No.18423320
    FUCK, didnt see that coming.

    Okay if this fails, either coat Negi in fudge, and watch Shirou eat the crap out of him, or the fudgeyate
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)21:58 No.18423333
    rolled 81 = 81

    Ooops, forgot my roll
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)21:59 No.18423334
    rolled 62 = 62

    oh shit Negi has thought this out.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:59 No.18423349
    >puts on his disguise
    majaik disguise?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)21:59 No.18423356
    rolled 42 = 42

    Hah massive respect for the kid, he is picking up lessons from us.

    On that matter, fuddge swords. One upmanship go! Or you know breaking his mind either one works
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:02 No.18423417
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    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:02 No.18423420
    Okay. So we don't even have to do a fudge v sword bribe. Just rush down Negi and he can't do anything.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)22:02 No.18423422
    Oh, wow.
    Its time for HUE, isnt it?
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)22:02 No.18423426

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:02 No.18423429
    Sword Fudge
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:03 No.18423440
    >Deleted the 1

    Bad form motherfucker. You gonna get it now.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:04 No.18423447
    >rolled 1 = 1
    >Heh I can just see Shirou standing there eating away at the fudge carbonite we encased Negi in

    Not cool, man. Don't delete a rolled 1 just to avoid HUE. Everyone with 4chan X can still see it, bro.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:04 No.18423448
    I thought people had stopped trying to delete 1's already

    Summon the HUE!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:04 No.18423451
    >rolls 1
    >deletes his post
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:05 No.18423472

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)22:06 No.18423495
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    >deleted 1

    "Shirou-san! Hayate is gonna take away your swords and fortress if he beats us!"
    Negi terlls Shirou in a flash of inspiration.

    "I am the bone of my sword..."

    "Oh shit!" your whole team says before Shirou wipes you all out.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:06 No.18423497
    Deleting a 1 is double HUE I think.

    Take it like a man and possibly get splattered by ISW this time!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:07 No.18423502
    rolled 84 = 84


    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:07 No.18423504
    Damn that kid is good
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:07 No.18423505
    That's the ticket. We deserve to be wiped from the competition for that asshole deleting the nat 1. I just hope it didn't ruin too much planning on your part, LG.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:08 No.18423519
    At least this was just training and not the real test.

    Still a bitch for deleting the 1
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:10 No.18423552
    rolled 36 = 36


    Gotta congratulate negi on a good tale. He really knows how to 'motivate' teammates.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:10 No.18423554
    HUE usually doesn't count, so it's probably all good.

    For those guys who picked up KY, Akira's got a Thursday night special going on. Fuck yeah, double questing.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:10 No.18423557
    Knowing LG he had plans for us being wiped out at any point.

    I just hope Chanda still sticks around, fucking hard enough getting the rolls to get that prick to lose him to some fucker deleting his roll
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:11 No.18423564
    rolled 58 = 58


    1's are fun.

    Deleted 1s are not cool.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:11 No.18423571
    >Strike witches
    >Papa-N's quest

    And I have two quizzes tomorrow goddamn
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:11 No.18423573
    There is also a SWQ running tonight.

    Trinity of awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:12 No.18423586
    rolled 32 = 32


    3 windows open.

    Kinda hard to manage.

    Especially since SWQ updates like a bitch in heat.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:13 No.18423601
    Nah LG is cutting down on the HUEHUEHUE reload.

    More often than not they count now
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)22:14 No.18423607
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    >im in a forgiving mood today

    "Shirou! 3 tons of fudge and a whole suit of chocolate armor!" you call out to him.
    "Deal!" he says while foaming at the mouth.

    "wah!" Negi exclaims as a rain of swords takes him out.
    With the deed done, Shirou advances towards you.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:14 No.18423611
    1's count now. Remember how we got a 1, then lost our hand? And there was no reload?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:14 No.18423612
    Papa-N is doing a new one?
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)22:15 No.18423619
    totally off topic, but did Minna deserve all that shit that the MC did? I don't follow SWQ, I was just reading it while waiting for this.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:15 No.18423621
    rolled 42 = 42


    >Thank you based LG

    Materialise it in an outer sector. One that still exist.

    Let him at it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:15 No.18423631
    Give him an advance on the fudge, filled with molotov cocktails to explode him on the inside, butler trickery is GO.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:16 No.18423639
    And put his armor on a saucer to lead him to it.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)22:16 No.18423641
    Or put is on a tray and send him out and dump as far from the island as possible.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:16 No.18423642
    Bury him in it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)22:16 No.18423644
    We give it to him. From 10 feet above him. But also normally later.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:16 No.18423645
    Start making the fudge armor to get Shirou started, then as he's occupied, 3 metric tons of the hardest fudge we can manage, right on top of him.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:17 No.18423653

    Nothing at all like HLQ but solid as hell and I like it more.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:17 No.18423654
    Hahaha poor little shit.

    I wonder what Shirou will do with his armour though? Can he resist eating it or will it be WEARABLE YUMMIES! And gone in a few moments

    Either way we need to test out a fudge sword at some point with this
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)22:17 No.18423656
    Yup, Zombie and Witch Quest if I remember.
    Awesome stuff
    Feed him 10 metric tons of fudge and coat him in fudge, also put bears in the fudge.
    I'm kinda curious, what would bears do to Shirou?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:17 No.18423657
    "Alright and I'll throw in a bunch of candy if you take yourself out!"
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:17 No.18423659
    rolled 40 = 40


    NO. Shirou can potentially cleave through it, and the set on us.

    We might as well let him be eliminated softly, by the disappearing sectors.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)22:18 No.18423664
    I expect it'll be a displace piece.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)22:19 No.18423682
    Fuck my hands. Display piece.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:19 No.18423687
    Shit that's what we need to do.
    Give him the fudge with bears in it and leave it in an outlying sector, while he is busy being a retarded bear he will get eliminated by the countdown
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:20 No.18423702
    I don't think he would want to do that to fudge, but yeah take the safer option.

    Plus we don't want to overuse the same trick
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)22:21 No.18423711
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    "Alright and I'll throw in a bunch of candy if you take yourself out!"
    "NOOOOPE." he answers you. "Rance says he has a reward for me If I win this."
    "I'll double that." you tell him
    "NOPE. Rance says it's gonna be awesome and make my Hyper Weapon larger. I don;t know what my Hyper Weapon is, but i want it larger."

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:23 No.18423726
    rolled 60 = 60


    He wants it, just give it to him now. Materialise it in an outer sector.

    10 bucks says he'll start eating it or carving.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:23 No.18423732
    Well, before we get down to the fight how about a chunk of fudge.

    It's filled with Molotov Cocktail, it explodes inside him if possible, in his face if not.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:23 No.18423736
    So just materialize the fudge here then leave?
    We don't know when a given sector will disappear. We'd better make that fudge damn sticky to keep Shirou from leaving.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:23 No.18423741
    Give him the gummyBEARs anyways, because we're a good sport.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:24 No.18423743
    If we can, materialize the fudge in Sector 1

    If not, drop a ton of fudge on him.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:24 No.18423745
    Oh god no.
    [x] One-on-one sword duel. No special abilities.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:24 No.18423747
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    rolled 8 = 8

    "Shirou I don't want to tell you this but... Rance will make you give up your fudge, it's the only way a persons hyper weapon can get larger.

    I never get to use this pic.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:24 No.18423752
    This sector is unlikely to vanish because it would isolate the center from some of the other ones.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)22:26 No.18423791
    Just give him some bear-laced fudge?
    Though i, a bit cautious over this. No idea if he suddenly goes Unlimited Bear Works on us or something

    >make my Hyper Weapon larger
    Oh God, my sides
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:27 No.18423808
    Do we have a fix on anyone else not on our team? Materialize the fudge near them and tell Shirou you had to make it out that way because people will try to take it from him if they knew it was there.

    Then send him on his merry way to slaughter
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)22:27 No.18423811
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    You materialize the huge block of fudge and the armor on a saucer.
    And begin to float it away.

    "Okay Shirou. I will set this down in Sector 1. just follow it there."
    "OOOKAY!" he says with his eyes transfixed on the block of sugar.

    You fly the sweet package away and Shirou runs after it like a kid in a field of grass.
    Something takes him out.
    "FUCK! Sniper! Everyone get to cover!"
    Another shot takes out Amazoness.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:27 No.18423812
    He'll be disoriented for a minute after he starts going bear. That's when we take him out. Besides, bears can't into UBW.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:29 No.18423841
    Invisibility and prey he doesn't have thermal cameras.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:29 No.18423845
    How about I make a set of fudge swords to go with your fudge armour? Making your hyper weapon larger is easy and Rance told me he is going to do it for you anyway
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:30 No.18423859
    rolled 59 = 59



    If it deflects the rounds, it'll be enough.

    Whats in the immediate vicinity? Any terrain we can use?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:30 No.18423863
    Fuck, it's Souske.
    - Teacup everyone else
    - become diversion by yelling something that would make /k/ go apeshit
    - lure him into molotov mines
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:31 No.18423876
    Unlimited Bear Works, we'd be so fucked.
    Determine the direction of the attack, get into cover, tea cups are good they can take anything he throws at us. He's already moved so we can't just shoot where he was. Try to determine the next likely position and carpet bomb with our artillery guys.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:31 No.18423889
    >- become diversion by yelling something that would make /k/ go apeshit
    Hahahah no.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:34 No.18423927
    Fucking Sousuke

    Ah well he sorted out one problem for us quite nicely.

    See if we can't get Erica to give us an idea of where he fired from and then molo bomb him
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:35 No.18423932
    Well I guess that works, teacup cover, then we need to plan.

    GummiBEAR if he gets up close.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:36 No.18423945
    Wait fuck... we challenge him to single combat, then reenact the ending fight from MGS4 on gummiBEARS instead of adrenaline.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:37 No.18423965
    >molo bomb
    We used up our entire remaining magazine of molotov paintballs mining the beach.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)22:37 No.18423966
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    You teacup everyone in the immediate vicinity.
    You then get on a saucer and fly up above the treeline.


    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:37 No.18423969
    rolled 100 = 100

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:38 No.18423972
    rolled 6 = 6


    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:38 No.18423980

    Egads... Sousuke has just ruptured a blood vessel in his brain...
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:38 No.18423982
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    Holy shit did I just do that?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:39 No.18423991
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:39 No.18423992
    rolled 31 = 31

    Sousuke face palms and goes into rage so hard he takes himself out

    And possibly us with the sheer thermonuclear rage
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:40 No.18424010
    I think you just made him rage himself to death

    Good job brother anon!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)22:41 No.18424025
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:41 No.18424029
    >inb4 no effect because it's fucking Sousuke
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/22/12(Thu)22:42 No.18424036
    rolled 35 = 35

    "I'll give you some candy that Rance would never give you."
    Give him gummyBEARS.
    We can't forget that he cockblocked us. We will have our vengence.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)22:42 No.18424039
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    Something huge stands up from behind a hill and throws a giant rifle at you.
    It's a fucking mech.
    And it's pissed.
    It begins to uproot trees and throw them at you.
    "FUCKING KIDDIES!" Sagara's voice yells through the speakers on it.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:42 No.18424040
    Souske gets pissed, just not good at showing it.

    And now his head exploded.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:44 No.18424057
    Shoot for the Lambda driver with molotov balls, we can tele behind him.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:44 No.18424059
    Hahaha so the 100 is good and bad result this time.

    See if we can't find a weak spot to strike the ore for massive damage!
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:44 No.18424064
    rolled 38 = 38


    "Sakura-chan, Two-o'clock. Maximum firepower if you would."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:45 No.18424070
    Before anything else, thank each and every god that it's just a M9. If he was in the Arbalest, he would've just disintegrated us out of sheer rage with the lambda driver.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:45 No.18424071
    Keep trolling. Ask if he wants to see your sporterized Finnish Nagant and call him a kid six times in the process.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)22:45 No.18424077
    This is when Sakura makes him go BOOM in her best Nanoha impression
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:46 No.18424079
    Wait, wait, wait FUCK!
    That's an M9 Arm Slave!
    None of our intel said Sagara could materialize an Arm Slave!

    Fuck, keep baiting him, flying around, tell Sakura to take him out.

    Everything that makes /k rage, yell it at the top of our lungs.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)22:48 No.18424105
    He can materialize "any weapon" he has experience with.
    An armslave is a weapon.

    It eats at his majaik reserves like a bitch for sure though
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)22:48 No.18424109

    Nah, he got pissed enough that he broke cover, and didn't just shoot us.

    or perhaps impersonation
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:49 No.18424110
    Perfect we continue pissing him off, and leave him empty. Then Shoot him with his own pistol.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:53 No.18424162
    Just keep on trolling.

    Ride the trollercoaster all the way to him passing out from overextending himself
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:56 No.18424195
    >OOC: Looks like KY is moving to /tg/ due to fucking anal mods saying Katawa doesn't belong on /a/.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:57 No.18424213
    I can live with that. Lord knows SWQ does well enough here.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:57 No.18424218
    Oh good. More /a/. Just what we need.
    At least we can try to get the damn thing on a decent archive system.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:57 No.18424221
    He's in a giant bipedal mech, this means we blow his knee joints out with artillery, tea lasers and given it's size and the distraction from his legs getting blown off others can take to the sky and get hits in on the cockpit. I say it finishes with a RIDER KICK.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)22:58 No.18424235
    Already following the developments. This seriously hasn't happened until this past week. Fucking spring break pre-summer bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:02 No.18424291
    Souske doesn't need legs. You must not've seen what he did with a legless Savage.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:05 No.18424318
    I'm quite aware of that event, but with severely lessened mobility and the other sundry effects of not having legs we have combat advantage and can drop piles of pain on him.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:06 No.18424339
    I think you underestimate Sousuke's majaik reserves, and that since he can materialize an entire Arm Slave, majaikally repairing it on the fly should be possible for him.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:08 No.18424359
    Do not let up, he is still a danger, unload tea lasers, everyone who can nuke should blow him to hell, every single pile of pain we have should descend upon him before he can recover. Rider Kick through the hole made by a metric fuck ton of explosives.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:09 No.18424365
    "Big Wings are the best use of fighters in the air!"
    Tea Laser straight into the cockpit.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:09 No.18424366
    rolled 82 = 82



    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:09 No.18424372
    Amazoness got sniped yo.

    Alpha strike with tealaser, Sakura, and Gai's rocket launcher
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:11 No.18424391
    Shit, we're getting illusioned again. Everyone EXCEPT us, pulverize the M9. We take out the fake Amazoness.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)23:11 No.18424394
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    You dodge the tree, and release the others from under the teacups.

    "Everyone hit him with all you've got!" Keima yells.

    "SHOOTING A GLOCK SIDEWAYS WITH A SILENCER!" you continue distracting Sousuke as you weave through the air

    Sousuke runs out of threes and is now scooping up huge handfuls of dirt to fling at you.
    "SILENCE!!!!" he yells.

    He doesnt notice Hina and Gai take his mech's legs off.

    The huge white robot falls flat on it's face.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:12 No.18424404
    lol u
    [x] NUKE IT
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/22/12(Thu)23:13 No.18424413
    Second this, and dont let up on the trolling, if we keep this up, he just might shoot hi brain out of sheer rage.

    Also didnt Amazoness get taken out?

    >Weburn James
    But who is this James, captcha?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:13 No.18424414
    Still going with
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:15 No.18424453
    Sakura and tealaser tag team Alphastrike on the cockpit.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:16 No.18424475
    Troll him some more and get the arms taken out.

    Then tag team him with Sakura
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:17 No.18424488
    Ugh, why have we become Troll Hayate again?

    How low can we go.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)23:19 No.18424519
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    'SAKURA, HAYATE, BLAST IT!' Keima orders you.
    You aim for the center of it's torso and charge your tealaser, Sakura does the same with a spell of fire and wind.

    "MARINES ARE OVER DECORATED GAY SAILORS!" you yell as you unleash the beam.

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:19 No.18424522
    Trolling /k/ is among the noblest acts a man can perform.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:19 No.18424532
    rolled 98 = 98


    Too far, he is going to kill us on Sunday.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:20 No.18424535
    rolled 40 = 40

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:20 No.18424537
    rolled 77 = 77

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:20 No.18424550
    No, it is like fist fighting a five year old.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:21 No.18424556
    rolled 71 = 71

    Swaaaaaaaaaaag BUSTER

    As long as he doesn't tell Mao, we'll be fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:24 No.18424594

    And now we die.

    For realsies.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:25 No.18424611
    rolled 34 = 34



    There is a line, and we have crossed it.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:25 No.18424615
    Hahaha oh wow

    Sousuke lost his shit to us something cruel and got kaboomed.

    He is gonna make Sunday the training session from hell for this
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:26 No.18424627

    Agreed on 'too far'.

    Also, nice roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:27 No.18424633
    All I can say is rugby episode of Fumoffu. Possibly with a cameo from Mao to kick our balls in for that comment, since she actually is a marine.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:27 No.18424634
    That wouldn't actually work on Sousuke.

    We need things that make /k/ rage and they already rage at bipedal mechs in the first place
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:28 No.18424649
    something like this?

    >care iedhold
    yes captcha i do care if i hold an ied so no thank you
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:29 No.18424670
    I was thinking even worse but yeah that sums it up nicely

    He is gonna make everyone look small time with the shit he puts us through
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)23:40 No.18424778
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    The twin beams hit the mech square in the back, effectively destroying it.

    As the smoke clears you see Sousuke crawl out of the wreckage.
    You fly down to him and put a gun to his head.
    "Good show." he tells you as you put him out of his misery

    A moment later, Mike agian makes an announcement,
    "Six combatants remaining. All sectors other than 6 will be deactivated."

    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:41 No.18424799
    >Gai, Erica, Hina, Keima, Us, Sakura

    Tournament of champions?

    Blast Keima offhand before he can enact his master plan?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:42 No.18424807
    Six? So one other than our team left.

    I vote once it is our team we drink just the kool aid

    Or do honorable duels
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:42 No.18424812
    Tell Erica that we'll meet her terms if she helps us take out the others and then we fight one on one.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:43 No.18424817
    Tell everyone that we've had a long fight and before we start killing each other to have a spot of tea so we can all fight at our best.

    Poison the tea, something that the flavor easily masks or flavorless, fast acting but not fast acting enough that people suddenly drop off.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:43 No.18424822
    This. Hit him hard early and he may not have time to react.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:44 No.18424828
    Better, offer them all some healing pot to charge up before we fight each other. Then give them all molotov instead.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:44 No.18424833
    Create a distraction, then hide. Wait for someone to come out on top, then time stop and kill them before they have time to wonder where we went.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:45 No.18424850
    "It's been real fun, everyone. See you outside."
    Then hit our ENDGAME MODE.
    BUNNY MODE with TIME STOP, Za Warudo everyone with both knives and coat everyone with Molotov. Then Tea Laser everyone for good measure.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:45 No.18424853
    Take out Keima.
    Then work with the girls to take out Gai and Sakura.
    Then we spend the rest of the time left making out on the beach
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:45 No.18424854
    Nah man we're classier than that.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)23:45 No.18424856
    Wait. Aren't we in 5? Or am I misremembering?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:45 No.18424857
    rolled 31 = 31


    Lets not.

    Call everyone over for a congratulatory talk before we start.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:46 No.18424862
    Team up with our girls against the others.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:47 No.18424867
    And then pass out for another two days.

    Let's let them soften eachother up some first.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:47 No.18424869
    This, but include Keima in 'our girls,' then act confused when he's embarrassed.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:47 No.18424871
    Time for bet with Erica?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:48 No.18424878
    This is combat, not a dinner date. Classy is for when blades aren't drawn.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:48 No.18424883
    rolled 45 = 45

    My vote is for the Kool Aid route. It fits better with Hayate's character/our butler theme.

    That, and I imagine that trying to fire on our friends would lead to a nervous breakdown.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)23:48 No.18424888
    This without poison, I'd say. Then team up with Erica and Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:49 No.18424893
    Maybe with people that aren't Kamen Rider but we are here with Kamen Rider.

    We will be HONORABBL
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:49 No.18424896
    The instructors want everyone to try to win, if that includes deception, poison, making and breaking alliances they will be impressed. Nobody in our team will be mad as it's a training exercise and Keima will be impressed that we outplotted him.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:50 No.18424897
    did everyone forget we landmined the whole beach?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:50 No.18424900
    So we won't spike his and fight him honorably...with timestop.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/22/12(Thu)23:50 No.18424903
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    You are in 6. The cove in six.
    5 is landlocked. no beach
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:51 No.18424915
    "Well then."

    Immediately remove ourselves from the game, get a head-start on Nanoha's party.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:52 No.18424924
    Does fast acting poison even fall under our whole 'can materialize food and drink' shtick? Like yeah we could probably conjure up some bad blowfish or something but straight cyanide might be hard to shoehorn in.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:52 No.18424931
    But we all moved out of position in order to take out Sousuke. As much as I'd like it, we can't use the Molotov field.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:52 No.18424932
    Just a simple farewell to everyone, then good night, sweet prince.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:52 No.18424935
    distribute healing potion, bow out of the game.
    "See you on the other side."
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:53 No.18424936
    "Well... Take me out first." Surprise them all with that.

    "Do it. Trust me, anything that happens to me if I just give up will be far better than having to look you in the eyes and try to kill you, even if it's fake." Begin to tear up. "I... I don't need to win, really! I am this strong because I want to protect you all, and It'd tear me apart to do that."

    Fall to your knees. "Please make it quick."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)23:53 No.18424937
    In truth, I still like the Everbody Drinks the Kool Aid plan, including us.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:53 No.18424941
    Then detonate the Molotov Cocktail we had distributed around us?
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:53 No.18424946
    Especially the making out part.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:54 No.18424948
    *go against that (replacing do that)
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:55 No.18424964
    This. The amount of guilt it'd give them would totally make them surrender.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:56 No.18424975
    Goddammit this is a training exercise and we have orders.

    We are not going to bow out. Give them a good fight.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/22/12(Thu)23:56 No.18424979
    I do not like this proposal of yours.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:56 No.18424981
    Go with this.

    It reinforces how much everyone trusts us because they know we can't hurt them even in practice which fits in the character
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:57 No.18424990
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:57 No.18424993
    And I still think trying to off some of the only people we've come to care about in our sad lives, even if it's just training, won't end well.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:57 No.18424998
    No WE corrupt Keima more while Erica watches
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:58 No.18425002

    inb4 erica's mg-42 to the face
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:58 No.18425004
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    rolled 29 = 29


    How about No.

    Congratulate our team on making it, GL, HF and all that and GO.
    >> Lookout 03/22/12(Thu)23:58 No.18425006
    challenge Gai to a one on one fight, let everyone else do whatever.
    double nope. we no troll keima until shit gets worked out with him.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:58 No.18425012
    Sorry, but no.
    This is a training exercise, and to not fulfill it is not only harmful to us, but harmful to our friends and loved ones who NEED this kind of training, because of the missions we might get assigned.

    A fully trained team of 6 operatives still lost half their team only saved 6 kids from Bluebeard. Doing any less than our best during training would contribute to those kinds of deaths in the future.
    >> Anonymous 03/22/12(Thu)23:59 No.18425014
    Yeah we havve enough abandonment etc issues without tempting more

    Bow out, mike is bro enough to understand
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)00:00 No.18425028
    I suppose I view the Kool aid plan as a mutually agreed plan that we propose, not trickery.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:01 No.18425034
    Same there.

    We can fight them outright or we can mass suicide but no trickery, that way lies Negayate
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:02 No.18425039
    And you are intentionally sabotaging and weakening a training exercise meant to make everyone better able to fight and survive in the kinds of missions that the Bureau sends people on.

    And the Kool-Aid plan is no better.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:03 No.18425052
    Alright, drop out, no guilt trip?

    Is that our plan?

    Just feel like we should put this to a vote.

    I mean, if they ask later we can tell them that we just couldn't bring ourselves to do it, fake or not.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:04 No.18425059
    This guy. Listen to him.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:04 No.18425063
    Everybody needs training and especially getting used to making hard choices, we shouldn't intentionally lose.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:04 No.18425065
    A fair point. I guess the real question is, which would matter more in character?

    It seems dropping out might be the best then. They still get to fight, and we don't break down mid-mission.
    Everybody Happy.
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)00:04 No.18425070
    no drop out.
    Time for epic test of skill and might against Gai. We don't have any interest in fighting Sakura, Erica, Hina or Keima though
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)00:05 No.18425073
    Well that or we back off from the group. Let them take out each other. The duel the last survivor.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:05 No.18425081
    Shit no.

    I say we wait and see what the others do. Maybe circle up and have a nice cinematic standoff until Keima makes the first move and wipes half the team somehow.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:05 No.18425086

    >intentionally sabotaging

    We have documented mental issues. Serious psychological damage.

    Besides, this whole thing was fucking optional remember? We could have, in theory, sat this one out. It was an option.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:06 No.18425092
    Agreed. We fight now in the simulation. We all need to get stronger. If we don't give our team a challenge, they might prove too weak someday out in the field and die because we tried to be nice. We fight. Hard.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:06 No.18425093
    We aren't a complete blubbering wuss. We can separate the training simulation from reality well enough to not break down.

    Provided we roll well enough of course.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:07 No.18425100
    No, that's just stupid. Breaking down mid-mission is what we're going to therapy for.
    This is exactly the kind of thing that we are trying to get over.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:07 No.18425104
    Let's do this shit honest and gentlemanly. Organize a one-on-one fight with each and every person to get through this shit fair.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:07 No.18425106

    I'll vote for backing out.

    Shit, even if we went all out we're fucking crippled and running on empty. It's really more a choice of whether we off ourselves or make one of our friends do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:07 No.18425108
    We fight, we get better, our team gets better, we live longer in actual combat. We care but we aren't stupid.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:07 No.18425114
    We fight.

    It's a training exercise,and we all need the experience fighting different styles and powers. Imagine if someone comes across a badguy with Hayate powers and they have no idea what to do when he beats them up with coffee and biscuits.

    But beforehand announce that we're going to fight, and wish them all luck.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:08 No.18425116
    Challenge Kamen bro to an honorable duel. Ask the others to let us battle without interference. Gai is a bro and having an honest no holds barred competition with him is something he'd be down for.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:08 No.18425119
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:08 No.18425124
    Except this is impromptu training done by Mike to prepare us for testing on Saturday

    There is no reward for winning or losing and putting ourselves closer to PTSD than necessary is stupid
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:08 No.18425126
    This. We already blew off our hand, so we know crazy shit doesn't even hurt. There's no reason at all to go PTSD about it. It's practically a game.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)00:09 No.18425142
    I'm not saying it's better, or that it's not giving the rules and thus the bureau a massive finger, just that I like it.

    Consider, if you will, if we were captured by a hostile power, the group of us, with no reasonable expectation of rescue or escape, then put in this situation, wouldn't taking as many of the opponent out, then removing ourselves peacefully?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:10 No.18425156
    >There is no reward for winning or losing and putting ourselves closer to PTSD than necessary is stupid
    LG hasn't even hinted at us nearing an episode. We're completely fine - we were making JOKES about the hand. We have PTSD episodes about relationship shit, combat doesn't bother us one bit.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:10 No.18425157
    Mental issues that we are aware of, and that we are trying very hard to overcome.

    And yes, we could have sat this out. And what would it have served?
    We would not have gotten practice. We would not have been able to defeat other students so that they can see what they are weak against and so their handlers can better tailor their personal training regimens.

    The only ones who opted out were those that had no combat ability at all and so felt they had no need to participate in a combat exercise.

    We have a wide range of combat skills and abilities, and it is important that we exercise them.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)00:10 No.18425160
    So.. uhhh? concensus?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:10 No.18425162
    Yeah but we don't need 'drink poison and die practice' we need fight practice.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:11 No.18425172
    > roll get a 1

    Padded room

    > roll get a 100

    Become Negayate

    > roll most everything else
    We fight but hesitate at the wrong moment and blow ourselves up or win slightly
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:11 No.18425176
    I still say wait for someone else to make the first move, but fight like we mean it once they do.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:11 No.18425178
    i'm pretty sure we don't have any poison, so that can be ruled out at least.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:12 No.18425186
    We don't drop out, we can have a breather before we fight. I'm still advocating trickery but consensus seems to be against that.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:12 No.18425187
    Wish everyone luck.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)00:12 No.18425191
    But wont it be smarter to let the team duke each other out.

    This exercise requires tactics too, comrade. I say we exercise that.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:12 No.18425194
    There is none. Just pick what sounds coolest.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:12 No.18425198
    rolled 87 = 87



    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:13 No.18425200
    Fight. Be gentlemanly, and wish them all good luck and happy fighting.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:14 No.18425215
    Fight! Let's treat it like sparring, but only all out! This is an awesome experience!
    "Ladies and gentleman! Let the TRUE Battle Royal... BEGIN!"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:15 No.18425235
    Don't be aggressive, but react to aggression.

    Basically don't throw the first punch.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:16 No.18425251
    Except that is how it is with mental disorders.

    You can be fine one minute and fucking broken the next with seemingly no stimulus

    I have worked with people who have mental issues ranging from mild shit to full blown flashbacks and PTSD and the tiniest thing can be the cause and we have already proven we have lots of issues

    And it doesn't suit the character we have made so far who would die before he hurt his friends and loved ones, he values them so much that he cannot bring himself to harm them is what we have reinforced constantly.

    But if you really want to throw out that whole part of the character sure
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:16 No.18425254
    This is as close as we'll get to agreeing, most likely.

    Not too underhanded, not too PTSD-tastic.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:16 No.18425255
    How about we just don't go looking for a fight?

    I mean, they attack us, fine. We fight back. But sucker-punching Hina or something? Naw.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:17 No.18425258
    what? no no no

    if we don't throw the first punch, then somebody else has to. and that just makes them feel bad instead of us. its selfish to not attack first.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:17 No.18425269
    Yeah we've got feelings but this is a video game and we know first hand (hehe) that there is no pain involved.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:18 No.18425271
    Let's fight like gentlemen. I would prefer to have a one-on-one duel with Gai though. Shit would be cash.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:19 No.18425280


    It is an acceptable middle-ground between bow out and murderin' spree.

    Let's just see what everybody else does first.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:19 No.18425290
    Heh we should actually say that.

    Anyway on with the show! Gentlemanly fighting once we take out whoever else is not on our team

    Give Gai some time to test out the ring
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)00:20 No.18425302
    Go invisible, see what the others do first.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:20 No.18425304

    That's dumb.

    We're currently in a mexican stand-off. When the first punch is throw, everything's going to spiral out of control.

    Let somebody else move first, then all eyes are on them.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:20 No.18425307
    This is for training, so above board, friendly combat.

    Or Sakura nukes us all, either way.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:20 No.18425310
    Except we don't have violence-triggered episodes, a fact you're carefully ignoring. Our episodes are all centered around our neglectful and emotionally abusive past and inadequacies that relate to specific events of our past. Playing extreme paint ball, which is what this is, isn't that.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)00:21 No.18425313
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    Keima walks up to the group.
    "So, it's only us six left." he tells you "Well then, I must bow out now, there is no way I could do combat with any of you."
    He turns to Gai. "Gai, If you will."
    Gai nods.
    "Good luck everyone," Keima tells your group. "I hope you have a good fight."
    Gai takes him out with a palm strike to the chest.

    And then there were 5.
    "Shall we do this, Hayate?" Gai asks you as he takes a defensive stance.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:22 No.18425318
    rolled 24 = 24

    Rapier time. The style will suit us, what with being short-handed.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:22 No.18425321
    Indeed we shall.

    Draw one big knife and take a swing at him.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:22 No.18425328
    >No master plan

    Keima I am disappoint.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:23 No.18425330
    "Yes, Gai. Let us dance."
    Urumi, fencing. We need the speed and the one-handed style.
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)00:23 No.18425333
    Turn to sakura, hina and Erica.
    "Ladies, if you wouldn't mind providing us some a cheerleading section?"

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:23 No.18425334

    >Personal issues
    >simulated death-match against the only people who've ever given a shit.

    Not the guy you're arguing with, but you clearly haven't thought this through all the way.

    Remember how everybody was all "OH GOD ARE YOU HURT" with the hand?

    How do you think we're going to react to seeing Keima's head cut off or something?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:23 No.18425338
    "Very well, Gai. I respect you enough to go at my full potential. I trust you'll do the same."
    Draw Urumi and begin.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:24 No.18425343
    Of course, drop a smokescreen go invisible seed the area with explosives, it's an insult if we don't fight to the full of our abilities. Use all of our tricks, force everyone to fight at their best rather than it being a playful fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:25 No.18425352

    "I suppose..."

    I think we should at least be a bit hesitant about beating on one of our friends, fake or not, even if we do back out.
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)00:25 No.18425356
    tell Kraus to keep scanning the area for elsie, in case that was a bluff
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:25 No.18425360
    If we're going to do that, then we should start the fight making it look like an honorable duel, while seeding the area with Molotov.

    Gai's main weakness will be (besides ranged attacks) villains who fight dirty and who use misdirection.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:25 No.18425362
    We shot Touma and Sagara in the face and they are our friends.

    Seriously Hayate can separate video games from reality, and he knows that the simulation doesn't include pain or actual harm.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:25 No.18425364
    The problem with this is that Gai currently has twice as many fists as we do.

    I agree on the cheering section, though that might get us shot or stabbed.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:26 No.18425367
    God damn it, anon.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:26 No.18425370


    Continue to make bad jokes about being mostly armless.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:26 No.18425376
    This is why we have you in the crow's nest lad. Good call.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:27 No.18425384
    This, and place a tray on our stump-arm. That will even the odds a bit.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:28 No.18425391

    The ones I'm worried about are Erica and Hina.

    Hit Sosuke? Sure. Hit Gai? If we must. Hit love interest? NOPE.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:29 No.18425398
    What if that was part of the plan?
    Maybe he's just hiding under the sand or maybe invisible?
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)00:29 No.18425400
    i doubt hina or erica would have much of a problem fighting with us, and sakura would be another beam-contest.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:29 No.18425402

    >fucking puns
    >lol more puns

    There's gonna be a fight on deck tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:30 No.18425414
    That would be quite... Handy.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:30 No.18425417

    I don't think Hayate would want to hit THEM is what I'm saying.
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)00:32 No.18425433
    there's no malice involved, we're used to sparring. this is just a no-holds-barred and no consequences sparring match
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:32 No.18425440
    We've already sparred with Hina before. It's not like we've never raised a weapon to one of our love interests. Actually, Hina might get pissed if we DON'T fight her.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:34 No.18425458
    And Erica would DEFINITELY get pissed. She's a military lass, not some wilting flower. She thrives on challenge.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:34 No.18425468
    I'd say we couldn't hit Erica at the very least, but I don't think she'll give us a choice...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:35 No.18425470
    Exactly. Also, I forgot to mention that Mike would be irked as well. We're supposed to be helping her train, not treating her like a glass princess.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:35 No.18425474
    Maybe we should Bouncy Castle Erica, just to keep her from shooting us in the back.

    Of course, this idea would be more useful if LG wasn't typing the next post already.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:36 No.18425484
    We've undoubtedly hit her before.

    Of course under somewhat different circumstances and when it was mostly her idea but still.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:36 No.18425485
    Dude, we've done more violent things to her, and vice versa, in BED. And we were willing.

    This is cake compared to that.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:36 No.18425488
    At this point in LG-time, everything we say is moot.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:36 No.18425490
    Seeing how we stack up mano-e-mano might be nice.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:37 No.18425491
    I fully expect Erica to bounce us ASAP anyway

    Too good an opportunity for her to pass up

    And sparring is different to real combat, not sure if anyone here has actually tried it but going for a kill shot and not restraining yourself like you would in a sparring match is hard until you train yourself out of it.

    It's what got many people stabbed in the past when reflexes overrode thought

    Not trying to stop this of course just pointing it out
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:38 No.18425506
    It's relevant for the next round though. We need to agree on things a couple turns ahead of time, apparently.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:40 No.18425524
    Personally straight up Gai has us IMO

    We are good and we are tricky but he is just all melee, same as Amazoness and Maggie

    After we get out we need to ask Erica how we could troll Trude a hit in return for us playing whack a mole on us earlier
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:40 No.18425526

    Yeah, you can spot the people who've never been a real fight pretty easy in a situation like this.

    "Of course it's easy to shoot somebody in the face."

    No it isn't, that's why the military takes fucking months to beat the 'no-kill' reflex out of you before sending you into combat.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:41 No.18425536
    im the opposite to that i have a hard time not going all out
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:41 No.18425537

    For that exact reason I think we should fight him straight up.

    Fighting with a handicap like this will make for excellent practice.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:42 No.18425543

    He did step on a landmine earlier and might be feeling the effects from that.


    We've already shot two people in the face today so I don't think it should be too huge of an issue.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:44 No.18425568

    >After we get out we need to ask Erica how we could troll Trude a hit in return for us playing whack a mole on us earlier

    Alright, do you know how bad that sounds?

    >Due to a wacky misunderstanding, we got punched in the face.

    This is a bad idea, and you should feel bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:45 No.18425582

    I like this.

    If this is supposed to be practice, let's treat it like practice.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:45 No.18425583
    He isn't short handed at the moment however

    We should go see Ryuu after this to find out if there are better healing potions that can fix shit like that, then we can replace our flask healing with a better one and whip up minor ones on the spot as necessary
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:46 No.18425601
    Eh, pistols are hard. This is worse than an El Presidente.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)00:46 No.18425612
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    "Yes, Gai. Let us dance."
    You take out your Urumi and use it with your left hand, you again activate the wrist blade on your right arm.

    'Girls, you have fun with Sakura, I'll take Gai on alone' you tell them
    'Sure.' they answer.

    Lo, stands between you and Gai, taking up the position of a referee.
    "Okay, Fight good. Good luck both you." He says.
    "Ready, start!"

    Gai charges, his fist ready for a blow.
    [ ]dodge
    [ ]counter
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:47 No.18425614
    Not really.

    We have done worse in the past and Erica probably still trolls her as a matter of course

    This time she is using us as a vehicle for it
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:47 No.18425621

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:48 No.18425623

    It just seems more appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:48 No.18425625
    Cross Counteru!
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)00:48 No.18425631
    [x] counter, and have Kraus scan for Elsie and Keima
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:49 No.18425637
    [X] Dodge. Follow up with a lunge from the wristblade and a wide arcing slash with the Urumi.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:49 No.18425638
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:49 No.18425641

    >agonize over choice.
    >immediate consensus on actions afterwards.

    I have a theory about this actually.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:50 No.18425649
    I don't think Gai will expect such an aggressive move so early.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:50 No.18425651


    Hit me.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:51 No.18425659
    Dodge, let him think we're doing a straight up fight with him, than completely change the rules of the game, we don't have a snowball's chance in hell if we keep in normal handless to hand. Get him used to a pattern than break it in every way we can, smoke, invisibility, maybe even a bit of time stop, subtly drop molotov cocktail everywhere and explode him at the right time.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:52 No.18425665
    Jackie Chan told us to fight good, and he doesn't want no trabbl

    We should do as he said.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:52 No.18425666
    rolled 60 = 60

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)00:56 No.18425725
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    You thrust with your rapier.
    Using the reach to your advantage.
    You manages to put a slash on Gai's shoulder, but it's nothing more than a scratch on his armor.

    He jumps back.
    YOu push

    [ ]sword
    [ ]arm-blade
    [ ]kick
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:56 No.18425729

    Almost everything we've argued over in the past has been an establishing character moment.

    Like when we approach uncharted territory. How should we react to this situation we've never encountered before?

    Or when we examine a certain thing more closely. If we're afraid of heights, does that mean we don't like getting to close to the edge? Or that we hate everything above sea-level?

    Think about it, where have the major shit-storms all been centered:

    >How far do we go with Nanoha?
    >How do we react to our friends in trouble?
    >How do we react to the idea of hurting our friends?
    >Which of our friends should we invite to join our team?

    Establishing moments. There's also the odd argument about nothing important. That sometimes leads horrible places ie Salmon in white sauce.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:57 No.18425736
    Arm blade, he might not expect an attack from a stump.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:57 No.18425739

    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)00:58 No.18425742
    feint with the arm-blade then >>18425739
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:58 No.18425743
    [X] Sword.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:58 No.18425745
    >Kamen Rider

    Waste of time. Use the sword, stay out of fist range.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:58 No.18425748
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:59 No.18425750

    [x] kick

    Rock him like a hurricane.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)00:59 No.18425753
    It /tg/; the dice have the final say in the action department, but the roleplaying is all us.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:00 No.18425760
    Really hoping we end up 1 v 1 with Erica. Need to come up with a good wager.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:00 No.18425764
    [x] sword
    What's with these new captchas?
    >stsBraze [picture of the number 248 on a wall]
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:00 No.18425765
    combine hurricane kick and arm blade
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:01 No.18425770

    And most of the time we're all on the same page.

    but sometimes when we get to a cross-roads...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:03 No.18425790
    I still like imagining Hayate just standing there, staring wordlessly off into space while we argue.

    "It's....it's been an hour now. Should I try and-"
    "No. It never helps."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:04 No.18425796
    Arm blade.

    Thrust the stump at him!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:04 No.18425800
    We've made it this far. Now we've set enough precedents that things have been rolling a little smoother, even when we disagree.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:05 No.18425805
    That could be fun, but I'd rather finale with Hina. Awkward sexy grappling during our swordfight. Getting her hot and bothered now will make tomorrow night more interesting.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:05 No.18425807

    Comes back to reality, unaware that Sakura has taken Hayate's check-out time to drawn a handle-bar mustache and a monocle on his face.

    Is confused as to why everybody's giggling until Gai takes pity on him and points it out.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:07 No.18425820
    Just checked his Twitter.

    >"Perrine, congratulations!" Miyafuji and Luchinni barge into her room with party hats and streamers. "W-what?!" Perrine could only ask

    Couple hours ago, don't think anybody posted it here yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:09 No.18425827
    [X] Arm Blade
    Points neither towards or away from pregnant Perrine.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)01:09 No.18425832
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    You deliver an arching slash with your arm-blade, one you know he will duck under.
    You take this chance to give him a kick to the side.
    He blocks it with his arm but he's still pushed back by it.
    "Ugh. Nice going Hayate." he compliments you as he straightens back up.

    He jumps.
    HE's falling straight at you, his boot extended like a missile of pain.

    [ ]dodge
    [ ]block

    good analysis.
    These situations do play a plan in the long term story.
    I use them to gauge the character you are playing as a whole
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:09 No.18425836

    That is an adorable mental image.

    I can see Sakura trying to poker-face and failing, and she's bringing the whole team down with her.

    Even Keima.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:10 No.18425844
    >Blocking a Rider Kick
    I shiggy diggy.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:10 No.18425849

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:11 No.18425855
    dodge dodge dodge
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:11 No.18425856
    Do not try to block RIDER KICK, rule 1 of life, NEVER GET BETWEEN RIDER KICK AND ITS TARGET.

    Dodge, start planting cocktail mines, prepare to turn this fight up a notch, we can't keep trading blows, he needs to get one good hit in and we will be screwed.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:11 No.18425857
    [x] Stab his boot with the armblade.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:11 No.18425862

    No, but it makes the incoming DRAMA BOMB worse.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:12 No.18425864
    We can't block a Rider Kick.
    Also don't think we're safe after dodging it; we gave him that Jordan Ring. When we dodge once, he use the ring to change the trajectory and go for a second kick.
    Be ready for it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:12 No.18425865
    rolled 7 = 7


    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)01:12 No.18425866
    dodge and open up with the pistols
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:12 No.18425869

    Block with REBOUNDER TRAY.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:13 No.18425870
    [x] Dodge. Pour rebounder where he's going to land. Use the disorientation to take a swipe at him with the urumi.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:13 No.18425880
    Incoming Rider Kick?

    Break out the time stop.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:14 No.18425881
    rolled 77 = 77

    doge and try to get behind him
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:14 No.18425884

    I hadn't thought of that.

    GENTLEMEN! We could dodge, fight smarter, but we could also do something unheard of.

    We could, right here, right now, block a fucking rider-kick.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:15 No.18425896
    Let's surprise the shit out of Gai by being the only one ever to block a RIDERKICK
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:15 No.18425898
    How effective is rebounder again?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:16 No.18425902
    rolled 12 = 12

    Block with rebounder tray.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:16 No.18425904
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    That...might actually work. I suppose now is a good time to try it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:16 No.18425906


    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:16 No.18425907
    100% momentum reflection.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:16 No.18425908
    Hina's sword cut right through it. Do you think a Rider Kick won't? We're going to end up a red paste on the ground under a bent tray.
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)01:17 No.18425909
    Alright, lets do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:17 No.18425910
    Voting for REBOUND!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:17 No.18425911
    Switching from dodge to this. Hope LG sees it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:17 No.18425912
    That might actually work, Bounce him, preferably into a trap, he'll probably bounce back with the air ring though.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:17 No.18425913

    Instantly redirects ALL momentum.

    ALL OF IT.

    You could de-rail a fucking freight-train if you were smart about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:17 No.18425918
    Hina could only cut through it because she can cut through everything. EVERYTHING. Even nokias.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:18 No.18425921
    Well shit. We have to try it. If only for the potential glory.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:18 No.18425922

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:19 No.18425926

    Dosen't matter if we fail long-term with this plan.

    We're blocking a rider-kick. That's like putting a man on the moon.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:19 No.18425933

    >Our birthday
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:20 No.18425936
    >"A few years ago, on our birthday, your mother gave me the most precious gift I have ever received." You tell your son in your lap

    >"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy's home!" your son tells her as she sits on the back porch drinking tea with Jakob and Lo "Welcome home." she says #msq

    New Future!D'awww from the twitter.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:20 No.18425943
    >"A few years ago, on our birthday, your mother gave me the most precious gift I have ever received." You tell your son in your lap #msq

    >We share our birthday with our son.
    >Hayate's birthday is 8 months from now.

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:21 No.18425946
    >Our birthday

    1/365 coincidence?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:22 No.18425950

    There's also the fact that it lines up NICE AND SMOOTH with Perrine's theoretical child.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:22 No.18425955
    It's also 20 months from now. And 32. And 44, 56, 68, etcetera etcetera.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:23 No.18425957

    Pretty sure NASA can't block a rider kick.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:24 No.18425963

    I just choked on my tea.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:24 No.18425966
    If the Rebounder reflects all of the force of the Rider Kick back up, we may just well be.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:24 No.18425969
    >This guy

    I've gotta give you credit, you've got heart kid.
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)01:24 No.18425970
    >"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy's home!" your son tells her as she sits on the back porch drinking tea with Jakob and Lo "Welcome home." she says #msq

    >and Lo

    AND LO

    Lo confirmed for new familiar
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:25 No.18425973
    Oh good captain obvious is here tonight
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)01:25 No.18425974
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    You quickly take out a tray and your flask.
    YOu coat the tray in rebounder and brace yourself.
    Gai hits the tray dead on and bounces back up into the air.
    He quickly recovers using the ring.
    Kicking off an invisible block of air.
    Hes headed straight at you head down.

    [ ]do it again
    [ ]dodge
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:25 No.18425977
    At first I thought the kid might've been Ian's instead of ours.

    Ah well.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:25 No.18425979
    Forget the kid, what happened to Ted?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:26 No.18425986
    We blocked a Rider kick. Achievement unlocked.

    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)01:26 No.18425988
    [x] dodge this time, at the last possible second, smokescreen as he hits the ground.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:26 No.18425992
    Dodge this time.
    I told you guys not to give him the ring...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:27 No.18425995
    Really should have held on to the ring until AFTER the Battle Royale.

    Oh well, hindsight is always 20/20 and all that.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:27 No.18426000
    [X]do it again
    Time to Juggle Gai.
    He just got home with us.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)01:27 No.18426001
    Holy Shit, we actually did it.


    hes not gonna fall for that twice
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:27 No.18426003
    Dodge, Walls of Havana, drop some Molotov, escape, detonate.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)01:27 No.18426005
    Playing with your daughter in the yard.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:27 No.18426006
    [X] Dodge to the side, slashing at him with the Urumi.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:29 No.18426014
    > daughter

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:29 No.18426017

    Do it again.

    With moltov.

    The Kansas City Shuffle is a kinda game where you get everyone to look right... while you go left.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:30 No.18426019

    This guy!

    This guy right here!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:31 No.18426037
    This seems like a very good idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:32 No.18426045
    I dunno last time we tried molotov shenanigans we lost a hand.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:33 No.18426054
    Smokescreen, feint the reflect but leave him in a giant pile of molotov.

    If we try the same thing again it won't work, he's smart when it comes to combat.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:33 No.18426059

    >Kansas City Shuffle

    I'm voting for this, just because you know and used that term correctly.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:33 No.18426060
    Again! Keep juggling him
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:34 No.18426077
    >"Go play with Ted and your sister." you tell your son as you ruffle his blond hair. "Okay!" "I'm home" you tell her "I missed you all." #msq

    Well, the son's is apparently blond, so that either means Perrine, one of the twins, or HOW THE FUCK DOES BLUE HAIR WORK WITH HUMAN GENETICS?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:35 No.18426082
    rolled 39 = 39

    >"Go play with Ted and your sister." you tell your son as you ruffle his blond hair. "Okay!" "I'm home" you tell her "I missed you all." #msq

    >Blond hair

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:35 No.18426087
    Could be from the twins, or Perrine, or a yet unknown party.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:36 No.18426098
    >Daughter has blue and pink cotton candy hair because Hina.

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:36 No.18426103
    >"Don't get too emotional now" She tells you as she adjusts her glasses. "It's just been a week." You kiss her, "It felt much longer."

    Perrine, Ursula, or Yuki, because ANIME HAIR GENETICS IS FUCKED UP.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:37 No.18426111

    Check off Erica.

    Shit this list is getting short.
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    >"Don't get too emotional now" She tells you as she adjusts her glasses. "It's just been a week." You kiss her, "It felt much longer." #msq

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:38 No.18426116
    rolled 33 = 33


    Kid has blonde hair.

    Can only be Ursula or Perrine...

    And more likely Perrine, Ursula would be busy in the garage.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:38 No.18426118
    Her twin sister Ursula wears glasses, thus neither of them are ruled out as of yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:39 No.18426129
    >Confirmed kids.
    >Harem works fine.
    >Good parents.
    >good end.
    >Panic over nonsensical anime hair colors.

    Never change /tg/, never change.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:39 No.18426130
    Wifey was adjusting glasses.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:39 No.18426131
    How set in stone is this future anyway?
    It seeming more and more like the ending is already determined, and we have no say in the matter.

    I'm starting to want PARADOX just go do down in derailed-glory.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)01:40 No.18426141
    >"Don't get too emotional now" She tells you as she adjusts her glasses. "It's just been a week." You kiss her, "It felt much longer." #msq

    So its basically Futureyate after he finished the Things To Do to Past Hayate to Avoid Paradoxes List.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:41 No.18426147
    It could all be a dream...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:41 No.18426150

    There are no rails at this point. He said it in the Twitter.

    "Where we're going, we don't need rails."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:41 No.18426158
    No, Anime Hair Color Genetics is just a hobby of mine, felt like pointing it out.

    >CAPTCHA: the entlute
    Are we getting another stringed instrument, Captcha, so even the trees are moved by our song?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:42 No.18426161
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    rolled 93 = 93

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)01:42 No.18426169
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    You feint another block and prepare yourself to roll away.

    Unfortunately, He was expecting that.
    He hits you in the torso with a solid flying tackle and sends the two of you sprawling in the sand.

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:42 No.18426176

    I vote we change the name of that list to 'the Paradox List' because it's not an awkward clusterfuck of engrish.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:43 No.18426180
    rolled 6 = 6

    We might very well be boned.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:43 No.18426184
    What if we drop the baby in a dimension that moves relatively extra-slow, come back after five minutes have passed for him and 5 years for us?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:43 No.18426185
    Or an alternate timeline entirely.
    Either way, LG is a glorious, glorious troll.

    He doesn't even have to post in the thread to fuck with us anymore.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:43 No.18426186
    rolled 52 = 52

    Crap. We're fucked.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:43 No.18426189
    rolled 59 = 59


    Looks like things are getting.... dicey.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:43 No.18426190
    >"Where we're going, we don't need rails."
    FUCK ME.
    That's a back to the future reference.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:44 No.18426191

    Anime hair color rarely follows rhyme or reason. One of the only instances that really comes to mind where it does is some of the characters in the GCN and Wii Fire Emblem titles.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:44 No.18426195
    rolled 17 = 17

    Rolling for onehanded wrestling.
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)01:44 No.18426196
    rolled 66 = 66


    inb4 nat 1
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:44 No.18426198
    rolled 68 = 68


    This can only end in tears.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:45 No.18426202
    rolled 71 = 71

    We just can't HANDle this situation!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:45 No.18426203
    rolled 41 = 41

    No no no, not like that, like this.
    Oh god we're so boned.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:45 No.18426206
    rolled 98 = 98

    no homo!
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)01:45 No.18426207
    rolled 62 = 62

    we're gonna get our ass HANDed to us
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:45 No.18426210

    >That's a back to the future reference.

    Or an Event Horizon one.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:46 No.18426213
    rolled 16 = 16

    Remember that time at that job we had? Yeah this is going to end alot like that...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:46 No.18426217
    rollan skills two nights in a row!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:47 No.18426223
    rolled 51 = 51

    One more roll!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:47 No.18426227

    And this is how we beat him.

    "You know Erica was joking when she told us to get a room..."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:48 No.18426228
    rolled 10 = 10

    We're completely armless when it comes to grappling. It might be different if we had a weapon palmed beforehand. We'll just have to knuckle down and try our best.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:48 No.18426239
    >Castration time

    My least favorite time.

    Of all time.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:51 No.18426265
    "It was all a dream" time is worse.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)01:52 No.18426276
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    "NO HOMO!"
    You say as you wrap your arms around his torso.
    You get behind him and attempt a suplex.
    Your missing hand proving quite difficult to work with, he manages to squirm out of the hold.
    He gets behind you and applies a choke hold, as his legs squeeze your ribcage
    You strike at his face and sides to no avail.

    [ ]tap out
    [ ]crazy ivan
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:52 No.18426280
    I'd rather lose everything and keep my balls.
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)01:53 No.18426290
    rolled 68 = 68

    [x] Crazy Ivan
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:53 No.18426291
    >Crazy Ivan

    This is no-holds barred no consequences battle royale. We go all out.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:53 No.18426294
    Do you even have to ask? CRAZY IVAN, it's butler time.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:54 No.18426300
    [x]crazy Ivan
    Nothing to lose here.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:54 No.18426302
    If it was all a dream but we still have our balls, we can make that dream a reality.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:55 No.18426309
    >He doesn't want his balls destroyed by Erica
    Where's that doujin when I need it?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:55 No.18426316
    rolled 59 = 59

    >"Erica, please put the knife down." you eye the vicious thing. "i'm sure we could talk this all out." "NOPE. Castration time." she says #msq

    All my why
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:55 No.18426317
    rolled 40 = 40

    Teleport if he comes with us... then teleport as high in the air as we can and crash down on top of him.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:56 No.18426320
    Bunnymode, twist towards his fist, crack him in the chin, use distraction to slip out of his legs and beat him with all of the sped-up fury we have.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:57 No.18426330
    I've seen it. No worries.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)01:58 No.18426337
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    >crazy Ivan
    You roll yourselves to a section of the beach where you know there are quite a few molotov balls in the sand.
    You get him laying on top of a few of them.
    He's still choking you.

    You detonate the explosives.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)01:59 No.18426345
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:00 No.18426354
    >You detonate the explosives.
    So, how many training exercises have ended with us going kamikaze?
    >TEALAZOR Kris Kringle, pass out.
    >ALLAH ACKBAR Sousuke
    >Hug Nanoha in the middle of Starlight Breaker
    And now this.
    >> Lookout 03/23/12(Fri)02:01 No.18426362
    no problem with having a theme. but its not something we can ever realistically use in a field mission.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:02 No.18426369
    Maybe the twitter posts are futuryate, and LG is telling two stories at the same time?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:02 No.18426371
    It's not kamikaze. Gai's armor will probably soak it up like nothing. We're still going flying though.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:03 No.18426379
    >most of our combat sims end with us kamikaze
    See, this is what I mean about us obviously needing to train harder and more.
    We can get away with it because these are just simulations. We can't be pulling this sort of shit in live-fire exercises.
    We need to step up our combat training. Like Nanoha has.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:07 No.18426402
    Our combat on the real world we are less Kamikaze though

    We are facing people on par with power and more specialized so we are forced to go harder

    Also we have a lot more training and growing to go before we start getting into real fights anyway
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:09 No.18426421
    >We are facing people on par with power and more specialized so we are forced to go harder
    These are also the types of enemies we will be facing.
    If we have such a hard time that we can't win without suiciding, then we're going to have major problems when we get to Advanced Classes and preparing for Field Training.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:10 No.18426423
    I just had a horrible idea.

    Get Melmo's candy.
    Swear group to secrecy.
    Eat candy.
    Become small child.
    Run to "Unca Mike's" office.
    "I was playing with daddies watch an I went woosh an then I was here an I can't find mommy and daddies gonna be mad an... an..." *Start crying*
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:11 No.18426430
    Don't know if that would work. I mean, we'd need to get Kraus to go along with it, and wouldn't Mike's Device be able to pick up our neural pattern?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:11 No.18426431
    Part of the problem is that we aren't a front line fighter, we're support.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:12 No.18426439

    This is hilarious.

    We're going to have to name our first born after him for that though.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:13 No.18426448
    Actually that's the point of the training.

    Why do people forget we are manly a support based newbie? This is roughly our first month, we are going against people who are combat specialized as opposed to our support specialized, we are also fighting people more used to combat than us

    We have the time to improve but we aren't going to be all on our own and we aren't going to suddenly get dropped into fights we can't handle
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:14 No.18426450
    And if it's a girl, contrary to the Twitter, Michelle
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:14 No.18426451
    Also we don't always reach as far into our bag of tricks as we should, we tend not to pull out Time hax, dirty play or just getting serious distance and tea lasering when we're doing training matches.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:14 No.18426452
    Don't really see the point to it though.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:14 No.18426457
    It'd be worth the beating.

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:15 No.18426465
    Something I've been thinking about: when we get new powers, one we should aim for is dopplegangers. I'm thinking they'd work kinda like the ones from Naruto with all our powers, shared mana pool, easy to kill.

    The real awesome point to this is making it so that each of them are controlled by different aspects of our personality. So same powers manifest in a different way: Like for one the armor looks like a normal suit instead of a butler, laser comes out of a watch instead of a tea-pot, etc. Same power-set different style.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:15 No.18426466
    Shit yes

    YES!!!! All of my YES

    We should scare the utter shit out of him with it and he will probably slap us upside the head once he finds out but it will be worth it..

    We could go for Trude with an Onee-San while we are at it too
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:15 No.18426468
    Hell, when was the last time we even used bunny mode?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:16 No.18426474
    We have so many tricks that no one can agree on it when we put all options on the table.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:16 No.18426478
    Nothg to say we won't name our first born son after him
    Can't control it if we don't have a boy right up
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:17 No.18426483


    I think we should be terrified of her.

    So she wonders what she did to us to make our children run in terror.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:17 No.18426488
    About a week ago iirc

    We have been avoiding it simply because it hasn't been needed
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:18 No.18426489
    It's the same reason some people wanted to bow out when it came down to just our team. They didn't want to hurt our friends.

    Against Bluebeard/Caster, we pulled whatever tricks we could.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:18 No.18426491
    Run away screaming for mommy and say Trude Nee-San is chasing us
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:19 No.18426494


    >Get Doppleganger technique.
    >Project separate Hayate.
    >One eats candy.
    >We now have one adult and one child Hayate.
    >Shenanigans ensue.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:19 No.18426495
    That is sort of cruel though. Funny but cruel to her
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:20 No.18426510

    She beat our face in for something we didn't do.

    I think she deserves a little trolling.

    Besides, we can always lie and say Erica did it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:21 No.18426517

    Erica MADE us do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:21 No.18426520
    She beat our face in for something we haven't done YET.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:22 No.18426523
    Oh fuck yeah we are doing it.

    Randosel and all

    But I just will feel slightly bad about it in between fits of laughter
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:22 No.18426524
    rolled 99 = 99


    You know, doppleganger really won't be used for that.

    More likely it'll be used at night, with all the girls...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:22 No.18426525

    We need to keep the dopplegangers secret then.

    Even from our own team.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:22 No.18426529
    Or for ourself with a gender swap potion
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:23 No.18426535
    >Implying she won't catch and molest us
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:23 No.18426539
    rolled 29 = 29


    Why are we returning to the troll ways?

    I thought we shook off SWQ's influence when we got back from that dimension.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:24 No.18426542
    Let's NOT fuck around with fake kids, ok?

    It'll be funny for all of three seconds and then we'll get our ass beat in.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:24 No.18426549

    We could do that too.

    But we totally need to get SOMEONE with it, at least once.

    Like have us just haul ass past wearing the Time-Travel hat. And then us chasing ourself with a fucking Axe.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:25 No.18426559
    rolled 71 = 71


    To what end? Why? For what purpose would we do that?

    Just to fuck with people's heads isn't a good enough reason.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:26 No.18426561

    Come on now. We need to do it at least ONCE.

    I mean, it wouldn't even WORK a second time.

    We can totally say Erica put us up to it too.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:26 No.18426562
    Probably people that also participate in SWQ coming off of their bounce high.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:26 No.18426565
    rolled 92 = 92

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:28 No.18426575

    >not a good enough reason.

    You know, unlike aside comments to Erica, giving Erica the elevator sex tape, FRILLS, The entire THING with Keima...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:28 No.18426580
    >SWQ bounce high
    >After a very detailed "War is Hell" session

    Naw, man. That may be true on some days, but tonight shit got heavy.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:29 No.18426585

    Man, I don't even CARE about SWQ. I mean, some bits are funny, but it's just not my cup of tea.

    The kid fake out though? I'm gonna back this one. Because it's fucking hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:31 No.18426597
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    No, we don't.

    And messing with the Temporal Bowler is one of the things that was discussed as something we shouldn't do, because then it loses credibility, of something that really can't afford losing credibility.

    Time shenanigans are all well and good until the Doctor comes by, and he's annoyed. All of them.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:32 No.18426609
    Rule 2, never use the bowler hat for anything other than when we are time traveling. If we do so we could potentially damage it's credibility and with that severely increase chance of paradox when we do time travel. It is bad bad bad juju.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)02:33 No.18426616
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    The explosions send the two of you hurtling up into the air.
    Gai still has you in his grip even as his armor smokes.
    He kicks off another shelf of air to get the two of you higher.
    He does this two more times, until you are high above the beach.
    He shifts your positions in midair and point yourselves head down.
    He kicks oof a last block of air and you two spin and hurtle to the ground.


    WAT DO?

    >sorry bout that, coudnt find a picture taht would fit the scene,
    >So i had to take one
    >thank gob i keep a box of action figures at work
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:34 No.18426621
    Tell that to LG, not us. We're already pissing Doctors off and we haven't even done anything yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:34 No.18426626

    I'll second you on the bowler hat.

    Hell, I'm usually the one who has to stop people from playing with it.

    But the kids thing is awesome. We're not going to make everybody freak out, it's a 'pick your targets' situation.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)02:35 No.18426627
    Because some times, it's fun to partake in Wacky Hijinks™, and I'm sure Mike can take a joke.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:35 No.18426635
    Oh shit what the fuck

    >Wat do?

    Experience the unique sensation of having our spine turned to gravel.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)02:36 No.18426647
    Wat do? Teleport to Hina, as she's likely to be on the ground.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:36 No.18426648
    Because that's what we actually do here.

    Until the whole drama over girls took center stage our goals were

    Get bitches
    Troll everyone
    Disregard fucks

    And we do it because we are with the queen troll of SW she would love it more than we would
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:36 No.18426649

    >Keep box of toys at work.

    Man between this and the quest, I'm amazed you HAVE a job still.

    That said, teleport out of the hug.

    Below him.

    Set up a spike pit.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:37 No.18426652
    Teleport out of his grab at the last moment.

    Come on now, we've dealt with being stuck in the middle of death grabs before.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:37 No.18426656
    - teleport behind him
    - cross counter
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:37 No.18426657
    time stop, teleport, double tap
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:37 No.18426659
    Drop a bottle of molotov in his face and teleport out of his grip, exploding right as we get out.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:37 No.18426660
    rolled 7 = 7


    Teleport out of his grip and turn the move into a powerbomb against him
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:37 No.18426663
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:37 No.18426664
    Very, very important question.

    Does our teleport conserve momentum? Or do are we stationary when we land?

    If it does, teleport BEHIND him, grab him, and use his own attack against him.

    If not, teleport to one of the others and let him fall.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:38 No.18426666

    Teleport to Erica. WITHOUT Gai.

    Alternatively, if we have the ability, Time Stop and either work our way free or use a weapon.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:38 No.18426670
    rolled 44 = 44


    Gai wants to keep holding on to us.

    That satisfies the condition for teleport.

    'port to him, that should pop us out of the hold. But do this just before we hit the group, making him take the full impact.

    This should also cut our momentum, so we'll just drop to the group.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)02:38 No.18426672
    Not that I particularly agree with trolling Trude. I think we should just keep our distance from her as much as possible, at least for the time being.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:38 No.18426677
    >and we haven't even done anything yet.
    But we will have, and there's no reason to compound our problems while going through this iteration of events.

    Use a short-range teleport to get out of Gai's grip, appearing behind him on the descent and shooting with our guns.
    We can use a saucer or Rebounder to either stop our fall or rebound high enough that we aren't immediately a target for Erica.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:39 No.18426680
    We could just generate a saucer beneath us and absorb all the momentum.


    We create a deep pool of tea or some other liquid, then push ourselves out of it while locking Gai inside.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:39 No.18426690

    Trolling her under the circumstances would be the best or worst possible thing under the circumstances.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:41 No.18426709

    Rebound saucer.

    This will solve every problem.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:41 No.18426712
    Every time you use future pluperfect a kitten dies.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)02:41 No.18426714
    I'm not saying a kid-trolling of Trude wouldn't be hilarious, I'm just not for doing it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:41 No.18426716
    I second teleporting behind him and reversing the hold.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:43 No.18426726
    Keeping our distance as much as possible caused this situation to come up

    If anything we need her to see us more so that she can see that if we haven't come to her with a situation like that then it is because we don't know about it yet
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)02:43 No.18426736
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    The graphic designers have fucking MLP playsets in the middle of their floor.
    I can keep some riders in a drawer.

    They can't fire me.
    I do thier taxes.

    >this reminds me, i need a hayate figure.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:45 No.18426751
    Your workplace sounds great and terrifying

    I don't care how little they pay you I want to work there
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:45 No.18426753
    We weren't actively avoiding her before, though. We just never see her because we're doing very different things all the time.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:46 No.18426763

    Man, my job is almost as awesome.

    And it amount to 'play vidya, have opinions'.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:47 No.18426766
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    rolled 76 = 76


    I used to do this at my other workplace.

    VF-1S, Ingrams and other little toys all around. It really helps to fiddle with them when you're thinking on a problem.

    Kept having co-workers come by to play with them.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)02:47 No.18426772
    It didn't really, and I don't mean go out of our way to avoid her either, really. So pretty much just keep doing what we've been doing. Considering we live with two of her comrades, and may well be living with a third before much longer, there's only so much we can do.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:48 No.18426788
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    >Valkyries and Ingrams
    /m/ah nigga
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:49 No.18426800
    Yeah but Udz was saying we should avoid her which isn't a good plan.

    I meant from now on we should see about just making sure we either interact with her when the opportunity presents itself or when we have a group thing invite her as well
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)02:51 No.18426818
    I suppose getting to know her better wouldn't hurt. Could well help.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:52 No.18426832
    And he corrects me preemptively. Nice timing

    And she did do this because she thinks she can't trust us, we don't need to start adding pillows for her but having her involved and see that we care for the girls as much as she does and we won't keep things from her would of caused this issue to either not happen or be less "I am going to pound your head flat" straight away
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:53 No.18426835


    you know until now i thought office jobs were supposed to be boring i am now proved wrong. BTW all of my work experience is stuff like apple orchards, loading and unloading freight in stores, yard services, construction, stuff like that. ( and no i am white)
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)02:56 No.18426858
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    You think fast and teleport out of his grip and reappear right side up just behind him.
    You hook your legs under his arms, and restrain his legs.
    You effectively turn his grab into a vicious spinning piledriver.

    The ground approaches fast

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:56 No.18426863
    Most office jobs are boring as shit.

    Just occasionally when you get a job where the boss gives no fucks as long ad the work gets done which makes it awesome

    My last office job we weren't even allowed to have calendars other than office standard ones that were bought

    And the one before I used to keep my psp on my desk on charge so when I had noting to do I could play a game for 10 minutes
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:56 No.18426865
    rolled 92 = 92


    /m/ represents

    And strangely I wasn't the only one. I actually saw another co-worker with gachapon super sentai mechs.

    He constantly rotated the ones on display every week.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)02:56 No.18426869
    rolled 73 = 73

    And then we died.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:56 No.18426871
    rolled 64 = 64

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:57 No.18426872
    rolled 48 = 48


    Watch me roll them fumbles boys.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:57 No.18426874
    rolled 78 = 78

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:57 No.18426875
    rolled 22 = 22

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:57 No.18426880
    rolled 81 = 81



    We're done here folks.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:58 No.18426883
    rolled 99 = 99


    This can only end well.

    I mean, what's the worst that could possible happen?
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)02:58 No.18426887
    rolled 3 = 3

    Were gonna fuck this up arent we?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:58 No.18426888
    Damn. Feel free to stop by more often.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:58 No.18426892
    rolled 43 = 43

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)02:58 No.18426894
    Okay guys, we can seriously stop rolling now.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:59 No.18426895
    rolled 21 = 21




    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)02:59 No.18426899
    We crack the beach in half

    We am play gods
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:00 No.18426904
    rolled 74 = 74

    roll dem bones motherfuckers.

    Check out my CRITS.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:00 No.18426906

    unless someone who didn't refresh rolls a nat1.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:01 No.18426914
    rolled 61 = 61

    Alright, I've been rolling for a while now.

    Is it impossible to roll badly tonight?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:01 No.18426919

    LG, how many rider figures do you have?

    Is this why you survive on rice?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)03:05 No.18426939
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    You hit the ground with a huge crash.
    Sand files up everywhere.
    As you walk away, Gai attempts to get up from where he's sprawled inside the crater.
    He fails and falls back onto his face.

    Gai is out.

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:05 No.18426940

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)03:06 No.18426946
    How's it going with the girls? Or were they all waiting while we fought Gai?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:06 No.18426948

    Make tea.

    See how girls are doing.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:06 No.18426955
    Pull out a chair and table, some popcorn, watch the SakuraxEricaxHina fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:07 No.18426958
    Show our respect in some way, then watch the girls fight.

    Popcorn may be appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:07 No.18426961
    Alright I'm going to bed now guys.

    Please don't let Erica cut our dick off. We have uses for it still.

    (Or at least make sure that healing potions can restore lost parts).
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:07 No.18426962
    Well, we no longer have any reason to be honorable.

    Timestop, kill everyone, and Win.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:08 No.18426964
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    rolled 70 = 70


    Only one thing to do

    Pic related
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:08 No.18426969
    Take stock of the situation, are the rest of them fighting, if they are keep and eye on them and drink some tea, if they aren't get some tea and encourage them to give us a show. If they immediately attack us pull out every single fucking stop, time stop, full powered tea lasers, teleport backstabs, bunny mode.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)03:08 No.18426971
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    uhh.... I think around 30-ish?
    i lost count.
    Here's the last pic I took of my display at home
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:08 No.18426974
    Straighten collar, walk away like a boss.

    Also, this should give us some time to assess how the other fight has been going.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)03:09 No.18426975
    We should be fine on that front, at least until she finds out about Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:09 No.18426977
    Holy shit I am actually in love with you right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:09 No.18426978
    Have Kraus make a pitcher of water. Use water to make healing potion. Drink healing potion. All while watching the fight.

    Unless that doesn't work for some reason that I don't remember.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:10 No.18426983
    Well, in The Manga, Yoshika was able to heal the guy's popped balls, so she might be able to fix this.

    Alternatively, that might just mean Erica can cut it off again.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:11 No.18426984
    rolled 24 = 24



    Dammit, you know how hard it is to get your hands on some of those now?

    Also, time to stop buying figures and buy food.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:11 No.18426985
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:11 No.18426988
    I say now, materialize some tea and watch the girls
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:12 No.18426995
    Testicles don't pop, they're more like grapes. They just kinda...goosh.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:13 No.18426999
    >wizard guitarist Yuki
    I'm so jelly. That was probably the best scene of the movie. I want her to play music with us now...
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:13 No.18427002
    No Hayate?

    Thought you would of hadbuoy utter one in there somewhere at least, but I was expecting him crossdressed
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:14 No.18427010
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    You know, I'd ask how you know this, but I'm still wincing over what happened to that guy's eye in the writefaggotry at the end of SWQ. So I'd kindly take to you not elaborating further.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)03:15 No.18427014
    >"Jesus Christ, my head." Ikusa says as he takes off his helmet. "Fucking gravity. I hate you and all other natural forces." #msq
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:16 No.18427019
    >Hayate's bro comin up inna twitter again

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:16 No.18427020
    >"Jesus Christ, my head." Ikusa says as he takes off his helmet. "Fucking gravity. I hate you and all other natural forces." #msq

    IS Gai actually Hayate's brother?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:17 No.18427021
    Fucking word filtering.

    Pops in mid word and changes what I am typing on this shitty iPad

    I meant the butler one not buoy utter
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:17 No.18427024
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    rolled 21 = 21


    Based on what i see and whats releasing soon, I say LG has this on pre-order or intents to get it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)03:19 No.18427031
    Could be.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:19 No.18427035
    Except we have seen Gai without his helmet before.

    He probably rocked up had a word with Gai and borrowed his suit to spend some time with us

    Or like most the twitter it could all be trolling made to look like what is going on or it could be what's going on
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)03:21 No.18427048
    Allow me to quote the previous twitter post about Ikusa:
    >"I wish you the best of luck. little bro." Ikusa says as he goes back in disguise. He picks up the helmet by his feet and puts it on. #msq
    Disguises, man.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)03:21 No.18427049
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    You walk to a tree and lean as you watch the girls fighting.

    The three are having a free for all, with Erica taking the air and Hina on land, Sakura is flying in between.

    YOu watch as sakura fends the two off with blasts of air and fire.
    Hina sends shockwaves up towards the flying opponents.
    Erica is dropping grenades and firing at the other two with a machine gun.
    All of them look like they're having fun.

    You see Sakura dip down under a barrage By Erica.
    Hina jumps up and through a blast of air.
    Her wooden sword hits Sakura in the torso, taking her out.

    Now your girlfriends face off.
    WAT DO?

    [ ]join
    [ ]watch
    [ ]beach make-out session

    Ill find the nendoroid soon enough
    got em from amazon and local feebay about a year ago.
    I got lucky with the revy and found her for 10$
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:23 No.18427057
    >[x]beach make-out session

    "Whoever wins gets a beach makeout session until time's up!"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:23 No.18427058
    >[X]beach make-out session
    >[X]beach make-out session
    >[X]beach make-out session
    >[X]beach make-out session
    >[X]beach make-out session
    >[X]beach make-out session
    >[X]beach make-out session
    >[X]beach make-out session
    >[X]beach make-out session
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)03:23 No.18427059
    >I like to watch. hur hur hur
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:23 No.18427062
    rolled 33 = 33

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:23 No.18427063
    "I'm sorry ladies, I can't allow those I love to hurt each other."

    Then shoot them in the head at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:23 No.18427064
    rolled 93 = 93


    [x] Add fuel to fire

    "Winner gets to do what they want for a night!"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)03:24 No.18427067
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    I had the first version of that.
    Sold it a week after getting it.
    Was too floppy and silly.
    Id rather find an unit02 BEAST to atleast get 3 of the main evas
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:24 No.18427070
    Watch but remain extra vigilant that they don't turn on us without warning to take us out. Keep constantly ready to time stop and issue forth a laser beam of death.

    Encourage it, cheering, catcalls, whistling.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:25 No.18427071
    Specify it as tomorrow night. Tonight is taken already.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:25 No.18427073

    Continue watching. Interfering now would demonstrate bias towards one or the other, unless we do something to both.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:25 No.18427074

    ...Wait, everyone is watching...

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:25 No.18427077
    Yes but it doesn't say whether he actually is Gai like he just saying just that he goes into disguise and puts a helmet on

    It is possible but would LG really be wasting good honest mind fucking opportunities like that? I think it needs it be taken with a grain of salt until we find out either way and stop jumping every time he posts something
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:26 No.18427081
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)03:26 No.18427084
    He's letting the
    do the work. Of course he's not gonna actually say anything outright. Not yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:27 No.18427091
    Beach make out session!

    Except that's sort of a bad idea since we are in front of everyone outside and Sakura is still here

    Maybe chill with Lo and have some tea and scones while they have their fun
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:28 No.18427099
    >[x] Beach make-out session/tea time
    Turn it into a team-building exercise. Single combat is flashy, for sure, but real strength comes from mutual trust and friendship.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:28 No.18427102
    Sakura is out of the game.
    We have the beach to ourselves.

    Wait.. We haven't kissed Hina yet, have we?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:29 No.18427104
    I know, it is just irritating that people jump every time he posts something there like it is going to be such a huge thing

    The Mio / Trude one was funny but this constant "OMG THIS IS NEXT TWITTER SAYS SO" is annoying
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)03:29 No.18427106
    >@HappyBrownGuy This is what happens when Erica finds out about Perrine, isn't it?

    >@NekoDaimyo yep. TITANIUM JOCK will come in handy

    Well, fuck me
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:30 No.18427114
    Then beach make out session it is!

    Erica won't mind since she seems to like groping Hina in her sleep anyway so now is her chance to do it while awake
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)03:31 No.18427118
    LG has some quite long term plans, as we can now see, in... personal detail.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:31 No.18427121
    No. No we haven't.
    [x] interfere.
    Cuddling on the beach
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:32 No.18427134
    And what about that ballgag and saddle?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:32 No.18427136
    Or, since we're in public, we can offer to treat them to something good if they agree not to eliminate each other.

    Or us.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:34 No.18427147
    Weren't those used to distract Frank and Billy while escaping with Hina? Or am I confusing visits?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:35 No.18427151
    That was the time we had the body glitter.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:36 No.18427159
    No the glitter was distraction

    The ball gag and saddle I think are for fun tiems with Hina and the twins
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:36 No.18427160
    We only used the glitter.
    We still have the gag and saddle
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)03:40 No.18427182
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    You lean back and watch.
    Lo walk over to you and also watches.
    You materialize some popcorn for the two of you.

    You watch as Erica duck and weave to avoid the shockwaves from Hina's sword.
    Hina keeps mobile to avoid Erica's bullets.
    Neither girl can land a hit on the other.

    This goes on for several more minutes.
    You notice Erica slowly leading Hina away from the beach towards you.

    "Uh-oh." you say.
    "Trabble. Definitely trabble." Lo says as he ducks behind the tree.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:42 No.18427193
    Stand up and say "LADIES! I know I am irresistible but how about we slow it down a little"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)03:44 No.18427205
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    When Hina is jsut a few more meters away from you, Erica dives.
    "HA! GOTCHA!" She says as she grabs Hina by the mid-section and pushes her towards you.

    You grab the two to keep them from hurting themselves and the three of you end up in a pile under the three.

    "Soo... uhh... Hi?" you say from underneath them.
    Erica's mouth greedily covers yours.

    [ ]go with it.
    [ ]resist weakly
    [ ]fight back
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:45 No.18427209
    [x]Go with it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)03:45 No.18427210
    [x]resist weakly
    Just enough to be sure Hina gets her fair turn.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:46 No.18427219

    Crazy Ivan. Take us all out with the rest of our Molotov.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:47 No.18427220
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:48 No.18427229
    Yeah, let's have some fun.

    Watch her hands though, make sure she's not about to pull the pin on a grenade.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:49 No.18427236
    Go with it, keep a very very very very close eye on her and Hina, anything suspicious we bug out time stop and drop all the lasers. ALL OF THEM.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:49 No.18427237
    [x] resist weakly
    "Oh no, cute girls! My one true weakness! How did you know?"
    >Captcha: series socutd
    lol typo
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:50 No.18427243
    >[x]resist weakly
    Makes it that much more fun
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)03:50 No.18427247
    >"Oh no, cute girls! My one true weakness! How did you know?"
    Hah! I like it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:53 No.18427261
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:54 No.18427270
    Oh shit, there's a vote? Been too busy watching this since the fig collection pic. I REALLY REALLY want to play music with Yuki now.

    Let's go with >>18427237.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)03:54 No.18427271
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    You make a play of trying to shove them off you.
    "Oh no, cute girls! My one true weakness! How did you know?" you say.
    Hina is still pinned between you and Erica.
    "P-people could be w-watching." she tells the german girl.
    "I don't care." she says as she comes at you again, Hina squirming under her weight.

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:55 No.18427275
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)03:55 No.18427277
    rolled 72 = 72

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:55 No.18427279
    rolled 84 = 84

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:55 No.18427282
    rolled 42 = 42

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:55 No.18427283
    rolled 27 = 27

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:55 No.18427284
    rolled 43 = 43

    "My girlfriends are making moves on their own!"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:56 No.18427288
    rolled 10 = 10


    I wonder what it could be?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:56 No.18427289
    rolled 98 = 98

    C'mon Something!

    >treas. aipsest
    Nonononono captcha Mike isn't in the field simulation so he can't be in the trees and there will be no apecest.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)03:56 No.18427290
    rolled 56 = 56

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:57 No.18427297
    So Hina is either about to get tag teamed by us or Mike is going to shut off the camera feed
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:57 No.18427298

    Yeah, we're good.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:57 No.18427299
    rolled 1 = 1

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)03:58 No.18427303
    rolled 14 = 14

    Knock that off.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:59 No.18427308
    Jizz in my pants

    Cool story bro
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)03:59 No.18427310
    ...... really, at least try to be discreet about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:02 No.18427328
    rolled 99 = 99

    First one to climax loses?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:02 No.18427331
    rolled 39 = 39

    threesome right nao
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)04:03 No.18427336
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    A few moments later Erica again pulls away for oxygen
    "Heh." she grins, "Like that?"
    ".." you try and catch your breath
    Between the two of you, Hina is blushing an intense shade of red.
    Erica notices this and grins even harder.
    "Wait... You haven't kissed him yet, have you?" she asks.
    "N-no!" Hina answers flustered.
    "Heh. So cute." Erica grabs Hina's face and gives her a long hard kiss.

    [ ]LESBIANS!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:03 No.18427337
    rolled 92 = 92

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:03 No.18427338
    And yea did the dice gods smile upon /tg/, and declared it good.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)04:04 No.18427348
    Well, I guess we have no choice, here.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:04 No.18427351
    rolled 32 = 32

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:04 No.18427354
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:04 No.18427355
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:05 No.18427358

    I actually made a little 'squee' noise there.

    Somewhere between a little kid getting a puppy and a ballon leaking air.

    Not my proudest moment.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:06 No.18427365
    Take this opportunity to attempt to invent the field of Advanced Lesbianics.

    But get distracted by our girlfriends kissing.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:06 No.18427366
    rolled 35 = 35

    why do i suddenly have the urge to make moonshine?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:06 No.18427372

    Lesbians destroys all capacity for logical thought.

    Quick test: name three things that aren't lesbians.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:07 No.18427375
    Nerf Guns, Jackie Chan, Lesbians... FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:07 No.18427377
    bi sexuals
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:07 No.18427378
    Mike isn't going to be happy with us...

    Or maybe he'll be cool about it... and everyone else will be pissed.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:09 No.18427384
    Are we getting another video for our collection?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)04:09 No.18427385
    Mind you, I'm not complaining about the lack of options.

    Cats, um. Jacky Chan, and girls shagging each other.

    Wait. Damnit.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:09 No.18427386
    >and everyone else will be jelly as fuck
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)04:10 No.18427389
    I'd love to see the look on Mike and the Director's face once we pull of this shit.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)04:10 No.18427391
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    You marvel at the amazing sight unfolding right on top of you.
    Hina squirms at the beginning and tries to push Erica away.
    Erica keeps a firm hold on her and goes in deep.
    You just wrap your arms around them and stare.

    A few minutes later, they break for air.
    "..." Hina's brain is melting.
    "Heh. Now you have an idea of what he tastes like."
    She grabs your head and Hina's
    "Okay, now you two kiss!"

    [ ]kiss sweetly
    [ ]kiss deep
    [ ]dodge liek a mofo
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:10 No.18427392
    I think we..

    FUCK LG I had ideas for trolling and now like WHM before me you utterly blanked my mind of anything but lesbians
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)04:10 No.18427395
    I almost said nerf guns. I actually don't know where my cat is, either. I do hope he's not being trouble.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:11 No.18427400

    Show her that Erica's kiss is a warm up compared to what we do
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)04:11 No.18427404
    We must do this properly.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:12 No.18427407
    >[X]kiss deep
    We can't let our girlfriend steal our girlfriend from us! We must do a better job of kissing Hina!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:12 No.18427408
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    pic related everyone watching when.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:12 No.18427412
    >[x] Kiss the shit out of her
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:12 No.18427413
    Kiss sweetly and keep an eye on Erica.
    She might be readying that knife
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:12 No.18427415
    Kiss deep. Prepare for betrayal, we won't mind that much but be prepared for it and turn it on them.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:12 No.18427416
    rolled 11 = 11

    Kiss deeply, beware of Erica's possible sneak attack
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:13 No.18427417
    rolled 99 = 99

    >[X]kiss deep

    Blow her fucking MIND. She'll need a new pair of panties after this one.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)04:13 No.18427418
    I'd love to see the look on Mike and the Director's face once we pull of this shit.

    [x]kiss sweetly and deeply
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:13 No.18427422
    Well, there you have it!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:14 No.18427425
    I kind of feel like we should be fighting them, not making out with them.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:14 No.18427426
    [x]kiss deep
    we aint stopping until our tongue reaches stomach
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:14 No.18427427
    With that roll I think everyone will need new panties.

    The boys will be standing there to find their underwear spontaneously turned into moist panties
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:14 No.18427430
    I think we should really get Erica out of the simulation first.

    Then we kiss.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:14 No.18427431
    [x] we need to go deeper
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:15 No.18427434
    No stoping until our tongue goes past her stomach
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:16 No.18427437
    She probably needed them anyways after making out with Erica on top of us. That just kinda seals the deal. At least we're getting her hot and bothered for tomorrow. If we troll her well enough between now and then, we'll have her practically raping us.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:16 No.18427440
    Hot girlfriend threesome on a simulated beach

    Erica likes girls somewhat as well anyway so this just makes it all the better
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:16 No.18427441
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:17 No.18427447

    "Kid, this was a combat exercise."
    "You kinda just decided to 'make love, not war'?"
    "I didn't decide. Lesbians happened. Decide implies that I had any control at all over the situation."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:18 No.18427450
    The line to join our harem will be legendary.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:19 No.18427451
    We are fighting them... Just in a different way than expected
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:19 No.18427453
    Pretty much this, exactly.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:19 No.18427454
    rolled 63 = 63

    I feel that it's a trap.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:19 No.18427457
    "If it was anyone's decision, it was Erica's."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:20 No.18427459
    You know Keima will be first in line after seeing that.

    He will learn how to make the gender swap potion himself if he thinks that he can get kissed that well
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:20 No.18427463
    A trap we don't mind falling prey to, or just timestop lasering everything when it does happen.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:21 No.18427467
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    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:21 No.18427470
    And we don't particularly care

    Erica can have her fun blamming us after we finish getting Hina soaked with our masterful tongue work
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:22 No.18427475

    I can see him just showing up as a girl, slightly drunk, demanding to know what the fuss is all about.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:22 No.18427478
    rolled 36 = 36


    As long as we know that it's a trap
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:22 No.18427479
    Basically the idea
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)04:23 No.18427484
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    Hina looks shyly at you, but makes no move to resist.
    "Ah what the hell. C'mere." you tell her as you pull her in.
    You kiss her. You kiss the shit out of her.
    It was wondrous. She leans into you and stays like that, enjoying every moment.
    As you begin to run out of breath it happens.

    You find yourself in the Gym.
    Your classmates on the bleachers watching the HUGE SCREEN projected in front of them.

    The girls are blushing deeply, as the guys give you a standing ovation, even mike is clapping as he sits in his chair.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:23 No.18427485

    >slightly drunk

    Pick one.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)04:24 No.18427489
    Stand up, take a bow.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:24 No.18427492
    Finish and take a bow, encore if necessary.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:24 No.18427493
    Get her again, as if nothing changed. Then bow to the audience.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:25 No.18427495

    Take a bow, put one arm around Hina, and teleport out.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:25 No.18427496
    Take a bow and help the ladies to their feet.

    See if Lo is still about
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:25 No.18427498
    "So, who won?"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:25 No.18427501
    Repeat performance, bow. Blow everyone up at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:26 No.18427503
    rolled 47 = 47

    "Hina, listen."
    "It was a trap."

    And kiss her again.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:26 No.18427504
    rolled 92 = 92

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)04:28 No.18427508
    We're still technically in class, I believe.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:29 No.18427513

    Fuck them.

    We still have an endless cask of beer to bribe Mike with.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:29 No.18427514
    I'm pretty sure we did. Hina and Erica tie for second.

    Everyone else is probably too busy re-thinking their lives.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:29 No.18427515
    Stand, help the girls up, bow to the class.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:30 No.18427520

    Take a bow, we're too busy being awesome to feel shame.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:30 No.18427522
    rolled 60 = 60

    I'm sure Mike'll give us leave after that.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:30 No.18427523
    Tough shit, we're skipping. It's not like anyone will wonder why.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:31 No.18427529

    Normally they'd be right.

    But we have a birthday party to plan.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)04:31 No.18427531
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    You bow at the audience.
    Catcalls and whistling greet you.
    You turn to the screen to see Erica holding a knife and Hina with her sword drawn.

    Erica is no match against Hina on the ground.
    She gets taken out easily.
    The two girls appear at your sides a moment later.

    "And there we have it. Hina, you win."
    "A great display of presence of mind, and combat abilities. And an even better dispaly of romantic ones." Mike finishes with a smirk.

    Hina blushes at this, you wrap an arm around your girls.

    "Okay, class dismissed. You all have the rest of the afternoon off." Mike tells you.

    "Hayate, follow me." He tells you as the rest of the class clears out of the gym
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)04:32 No.18427538
    Perhaps more accurately, we have no need for shame. We've got three lovely women that love us. No fuckin' shame, anywhere.

    Well, our future self knocking up a girl is a separate matter. We don't even actually know about it yet, after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:33 No.18427543
    Grab the everlasting beer keg from our bag and prepare to hand it to Mike, we're probably not really in trouble but it seems like a good time to give it to him.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:33 No.18427544
    Erica geeked us mid-kiss? Oh that does it, we're getting revenge for that shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:33 No.18427545
    Are we in trouble?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:34 No.18427549
    rolled 57 = 57

    Four. Well, five. Nanoha and Perinne. And others I've forgotten.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:34 No.18427550

    Follow him.

    Pull endless cask of beer out, give it to him.

    "This another gift?"
    "Actually, It's a bribe. I get the feeling something bad will happen soon."
    "Why's that?"
    "General paranoia. It's been too long since something bad happened to me, so I'm banking against the other shoe dropping."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)04:35 No.18427553
    "So... What'd I do this time?"

    Oh no. The revenge is for kissing Hina before we did.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:35 No.18427556
    Ok I swear I didn't plan that but what would you do if two of your girlfriends started kissing like that on top of you?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:36 No.18427559
    I thought of that too, but getting backstabbed like that blinded me. We get revenge for both.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:36 No.18427560
    Turn to Erica. "I had a feeling you'd try something like that. Worth it though."

    Then follow Mike and prepare to give him keg. He's likely going to talk to us about a few things, Lo included.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)04:36 No.18427564
    Can't fuckin' believe I forgot Nanoha. Perrine is... currently unconfirmed. I mean, WE know it, but, well. Out of character knowledge, etc.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:36 No.18427565

    Combine >>18427553
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:37 No.18427572

    We knew from the begging that something like that would happen at the end.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:39 No.18427578
    what about the bet? erica got 3-4 kills and we got 5-6
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:39 No.18427582
    No boy, we are in lesbians
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)04:40 No.18427588
    We didn't take her up on it. Decided it was a fool's bargain to take on the Ace of Aces in a kill count contest.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:40 No.18427592
    We didn't take the bet
    People thought it wasn't a good idea.

    We are making a bet on Saturdays test though come hell or high water
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:40 No.18427593
    Waitashit, hod the fucking phone.

    Last I checked, Perrinne wasn't pregnant, which was why Trude ended up NOT finishing us off.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:41 No.18427599
    More trolling happened. Try to keep up.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:42 No.18427604
    She said she wasn't.

    It is still up in the air but half the thread is convinced that must be the only option
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)04:42 No.18427607
    Or isn't she? If she is, she doesn't want to admit to herself, either.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:44 No.18427617
    Foolz down, busy day at work, etc. No need to be such a jerk about it.

    So anyone who's NOT that guy, care to update?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:44 No.18427620

    She said she wasn't. Evidence points to her lieing, and us being unaware of it at this moment.

    So the shit hasn't yet HIT the fan, but it's air-born and closing.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:45 No.18427623
    I still think we need to get a hold of melmo candies.

    Either through Nanoha or some other way but we need to troll Mike at the very least and Trude with them
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:45 No.18427624
    Perrine "said" she wasn't pregnant, this does not mean she was telling the truth.

    Given all the hints dropped at this point I'll be rather surprised to discover that she isn't in fact pregnant, and anyone still denying the likelihood has a severe case of denial.

    We should still move to confirm or deny the truth before taking any actions though, and should probably make sure to always wear our titanium undergarments.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)04:45 No.18427626
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    "You stabbed me?" you asked Erica incredulously
    "Yep." she grins.
    "And you kissed Hina before I did."
    "Yep." she grins harder.
    "I will have to get you back for those you know?"
    "I'd like to see you try." she says.

    "You girls go ahead, you tell them, I'll talk to mike and meet you in the quad."
    "Sure." they say

    You follow mike behind the gym.
    There he takes out a cigar, and your bowler.
    "You did it again.." he says, "You hacked another construct."
    "How the fuck do you do it?" he asks

    [ ]IDK lol
    [ ]I just want to make friends
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)04:45 No.18427627
    I'd quote twitter posts, but I just can't be arsed at the moment. So I'll just link to his feed: https://twitter.com/#!/HappyBrownGuy
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:45 No.18427629

    It has literally been outright stated. Mio had a peek with her magic eye. Babby is there.
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    Oh u.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:46 No.18427632
    Evidence points to her being in denial at the least

    She doesn't want to see the doctor to find out whether it is or not however
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:46 No.18427634
    {X}I just want to make friends
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)04:46 No.18427637
    [x]IDK, I just want to make friends
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:47 No.18427639
    I'm just good at making friends, has anything like this ever happened at this school before?

    Hand him the beer.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:47 No.18427641
    "No idea. Give them a hat and chat to them like they're the same gentlemen as anyone else."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:47 No.18427642
    As close to "outright stated" as it came was:
    >"Are you serious?" Trude asks Mio. "Magic eye. Ain't gotta explain shit further." she answers with a flick of her eyepatch. "Shit..." #msq
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)04:47 No.18427643
    Unless Sakamoto's being a trolling McWitchyPants
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:47 No.18427644

    "Do I honestly LOOK like I know what I'm doing?"


    By which I mean the cask. A la >>18427550
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:48 No.18427647
    [x] I just want to make friends.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:48 No.18427649
    Actually it has not been stated stop doing an asspull

    LG is jerking everyone around on the is she isn't she because he loves the delicious insecurity and paranoia

    I just want to make friends
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:49 No.18427654
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    [x]I just want to make friends
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:49 No.18427657
    >known troll
    >plays the "magic, I don't have to explain shit" card
    See, the problem here is people keep believing her. I don't think she knows she got our face beat in yet, so she's still trolling away for the lulz.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:49 No.18427659
    Mio only stated that it wasn't the water making Perrine sick.
    My money's still on stress.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:50 No.18427663
    Actually she does know she just doesn't want us to know.
    >'I wonder what he would've done if I told him the truth.' Perrine thinks to herself as she thinks back to that kiss and your hug.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:50 No.18427667
    >"You stabbed me?" you asked Erica incredulously
    Incredulity? Please, we called that one. Wanted to kill Erica first, even. We're just a pushover when our girls want to make us do things, even when those things will hurt us.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:51 No.18427669
    Oh, so it's still THAT debate. Here I thought we were past that. Between this and SWQ, it seems like /tg/ is really prone to latching on to ONE PARTICULAR EXPLANATION and never letting go.

    It's kinda strange.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:51 No.18427672
    rolled 55 = 55

    The power of swag compels them.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:52 No.18427677
    I'm betting more on a combination of stress and new dimension flu. Catching the local bug is extremely common when traveling.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)04:52 No.18427678
    She knows. Two prior tweets:
    >"Calm down Trude, It was all in good fun." Mio says from the roof "Fun? I smashed his face in. THAT'S NOT FUN." She throws the I-beam. #msq
    >"Do you have any idea how embarrassing that was?!" Trude says as she summons another I-beam. "Yes. :3" Mio answers as she dodges again. #msq
    She knows.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:52 No.18427679
    I would admit denial if it was two things

    Less ambiguous because LG has been very careful to leave himself open to going "LOL it was x all along"

    And if LG didn't love trolling us so much

    Unless he is really pushing it by trolling With the truth and walking that fine as fuck line for his own enjoyment I just don't see him giving us that much of an idea of events that are going to happen that quickly
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:53 No.18427681
    >no "It's majik I ain't gotta(can't) explain shit."
    /tg/ I am dissapoint.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:54 No.18427689
    My pet theory was she was suffering some kind of SUE withdrawal, since it is confirmed that the Bureau abducts Sues.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:55 No.18427696

    All of the people going 'she isn't pregnant' you're overlooking something important: She thinks she is. She thinks we're the dad. The only reason she could have possibly come to this conclusion is if we fucked her.

    Consider how the twins reacted to a completely chaste kiss on the cheek. Consider how they flat out said to each other that they were going to fight tooth and nail against Perrine's "Dirty Tricks".

    This will not end well once certain people catch wind.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)04:55 No.18427700
    You do know her magic eye lets her see through shit, right? Like, say, a building, a Neuroi ship to locate its core, or a person, even, to see the babby growing within.

    I'm just stirring shit, myself. It's a terrible habit, but so much fun.

    >SUE withdrawl
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:56 No.18427702
    Mio knows what is going on one way or the other.

    Again LG has made very sure to avoid handing us the answer instead he is handing us a likely scenario which he can pull out from under us and show us something we missed entirely while we spent so much time arguing if the visible one was the truth

    We still argue about which edition is better out of games that are over 5 years old

    You should know shit like this could be argued constantly
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:57 No.18427705
    rolled 7 = 7

    "It's butler-fu,
    I aint got to explain shit"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:57 No.18427707
    I think >>18427681
    was about explaining things to Mike
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:57 No.18427708
    Except Mio never outright stated that Perrine is pregnant.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:57 No.18427710
    I forgot about those, but they also prove that she's still about the lulz.
    >"Yes. :3"
    She's just that person who starts a massive shitstorm, then eats popcorn while watching it take a life of its own.

    And the people that are saying she is are forgetting she's a massively stuck up tsundere. You know, the kind of bitch that wouldn't drop her panties even if it were for saving humanity.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:58 No.18427712
    The truth is she loves us

    >She doesn't want to go to the infirmary not because the nurse scares her. It's because she doesn't want to confirm her own suspicions. #msq

    The suspicion is she is pregnant with our child
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:58 No.18427714
    >She thinks she is
    Um, where was this stated? I mean, other than in the crazy mid-thread anon banter?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)04:59 No.18427720
    how about we stop worrying over bullshit and wait for it to get to that point? The trolling doesn't work if you wait.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)05:00 No.18427725
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    "i jsut want to make friends" you tell him.
    "So, you're telling me taht you don't conciously try and hack into the constructs?"
    "You dont reprogram them?"
    "You use the power of friendship?"
    "Yep. It's majaik." you tell him with a grin.
    "Goddamn kid. You may have some latent data manipulation abilities." he tells you.
    "I think I should schedule you for some testing down in the labs. Creating your own construct is doable enough, but modifying someone else's and adding a personality on the go? fuck." he plays with the hat.
    "Since we would need the results of these incidents for further testing, I'm giving you command over him." he throws the hat into the air.

    Lo appears from under it and executes a perfect backflip before landing beside you.
    "Hallo friend Hayate." he tells you
    "Welcome aboard Lo." you tell him back.

    You pull out the keg of beer.
    "Hey Mike. I was supposed to give you this, but I forgot... heh" you say as you hand it to him.
    "Thanks. this will go a long way in smoothing over further troubles you might get into." he says with a grin.
    "Heh." you can only answer.

    "Now get back to the girls. I'm sure theyre looking for you." He says as he motions you away.
    "Thanks for everything Mike." you say as you and Lo walk away.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:00 No.18427726
    That's what I have been arguing since it started.

    Doesn't seem to help since people keep biting
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)05:00 No.18427727
    I ain't saying she did. Just that she don't gotta 'splain further, because she has a fuckin' magic eye, that lets her see through stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:00 No.18427729
    Or the people who believe she might be are acting like responsible human beings and want to find out rather than avoiding the issue entirely and potentially leaving the mother of our child to deal with things by herself.

    If she's not pregnant, finding out means we have one less worry, and if she is pregnant, then of course we should take responsibility for our (future) actions.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:00 No.18427731

    Read the fucking tweets.

    She might not KNOW, but she SUSPECTS.

    She suspects BABY. Only one way to get from zero to pregnant gents.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:01 No.18427733
    SUEs produce reality distortions and have crazy abilities. Who's to say that we don't have reality bending lingering charm powers.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:01 No.18427737
    >The power of friendship
    > it's majaik

    I see what you did there
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:01 No.18427739
    >Only one way to get from zero to pregnant gents.

    The bible may disagree slightly in that regard.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:02 No.18427745
    >Bunny butler
    >Trex gentleman
    >Panda bear Jackie Chan

    Best. Quest. Ever.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:03 No.18427750
    That's the point though, people are taking that as "she is pregnant Mio says so"
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:03 No.18427752

    Are you suggesting that Perrine is carrying around Anime Jesus?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:04 No.18427753
    You're preaching to the choir here. I just get sucked into it because I'm sick of seeing OMGBAAAAAAAAAABBY over and over and over and over again.

    Watch her not even understand how the process actually works. I could easily see her being that naive.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)05:04 No.18427761
    She suspects babby, but doesn't want to believe it, too.

    Ah, now I see what you're getting at. Maybe... Doubt it, though. If we were doing SUE level reality distortion, we probably wouldn't be where we are. Perrine was stated to have been feeling ill in the mornings for the past week, and she hasn't been here that long, yet.

    I shall refrain from saying the first thing that came to mind. And >>18427752 is so much better, any way.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:05 No.18427767
    team "What is a Penis" is go?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:07 No.18427775
    my instinct says i shouldn't but eh what the hell.
    the bible is a story book.
    can a grandmother get eaten whole by a talking wolf then spat back out fine? do pigs build houses and do wolves blow them down? no so stop right there.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:07 No.18427776
    >willingly exposing the Director to the Swagosaurus
    This will end so well.
    >Perrine was stated to have been feeling ill in the mornings for the past week, and she hasn't been here that long, yet.
    Stress because too much tsun not enough dere.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)05:07 No.18427777
    >"W-what's this all about?" Perrine asks them as Yoshika puts a hat on her. "We're celebrating of course! You can't hide it anymore!" #msq

    More fuel for the troll fire
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:07 No.18427781
    Oh god that would be glorious

    They fight against team what is a vagina

    They get the whole sexual tension going

    All walk away confused as all fuck

    Their handlers Rance and ( whorish female character possibly Panty ) go drown their sorrows at their teams
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:07 No.18427782
    Exactly. She may have thought kissing us did it, when instead she caught the flu from Hayate's dimension. Shit like that is a far more logical explanation.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:08 No.18427785

    Actually it's more every single piece of evidence points at 'Perrine is with child'.

    In the face of this evidence we've split into two groups: 'LG's trolling us, ignore it' and 'maybe we should look into one of our friends being pregnant, especially since it might be ours'.

    Personally I think that the people who say 'troll' have their heads up their asses, and the people saying baby' are freaking out a little two soon. Everybody's jumping to conclusions, when what we really need to do is confirm or deny.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)05:09 No.18427790
    It's been two months for her since we were in the SWQ dimension, far too long for HnG flu to just be hitting her now.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:10 No.18427796
    >every single piece of evidence points at 'Perrine is with child'.
    I am laughing so hard right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:10 No.18427798
    rolled 89 = 89

    I thought she said something about knocking up two under her commabd or somethinf
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:11 No.18427805
    That was during our sparring match. Could be true, could have been a ruse to distract us.
    We countered hard with implying the twins were both pregnant as well.
    Then Trude broke our face :(
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)05:12 No.18427812
    rolled 27 = 27

    >Trude walks across the quad deep in thought. "I should get her a medical as soon as possible" she muses. "Yeah, that would work." #msq

    Glad that you're actually using youre head Trude
    This anons right. Stop jumping to conclusions you nuts. Take it as it goes. Though frankly, watching all the panic is bloody amusing

    Also, just finished work and stuff, taking request
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:12 No.18427813
    I stopped laughing about it the 5th time this shitstorm sparked up. Now it's more of a resigned facepalm while I lament the threads going to shit because of this.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:12 No.18427814
    >"He got another pet?"Jared says as he sits at his desk in the menagerie "Let's have a battle with him mr.Fish!" he tells the blue beast
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:13 No.18427819
    She might be catching a bureau disease though.

    That's the problem with it all, there is no definite answer to it yet

    No we've split into "WWAAAAAAH derail everything to sort out baby" and "LG could be trolling guys how about we see what is going to happen"

    See i can be biased as well

    Honestly though I just wish both sides would shut the fuck up, this is worse than the Nanoha shitstorms
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:13 No.18427823
    >"He got another pet?"Jared says as he sits at his desk in the menagerie "Let's have a battle with him mr.Fish!" he tells the blue beast #msq

    Retarded Gyrados vs. Dapper T-Rex?

    That sounds AWESOME.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)05:13 No.18427824
    During our morning sparring match, Sakamoto said Perrine is pregnant. Firm in our belief that she was bullshitting us, we said, "That makes three." After, we admitted to have been bullshitting by saying three, and that we were sure she was bullshitting. As she left, she asked, "What makes you so sure I was lying?"
    Later, when she saw Trude, Sakamoto told her we'd knocked up three girls. Then we got our face punched in by Trude at lunch.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:14 No.18427826

    Alright, maybe it's all 'implications' but if you're seriously saying 'not even remotely possible NOOOOOPE' like everybody on the troll side of the argument, you're fucking stupid. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

    Perhaps there is some convoluted explanation for how/why this is happening.

    But pregnant fits. Stop talking about odds and theories and think about it for a second. It fits. It fits all available evidence.

    It might not be the case, but it is well within the reach of possible.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:14 No.18427830
    Oh shit, we're going to end up in a goddamn pokemon battle now.

    I'm ok with this.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:16 No.18427837
    I haven't seen anyone on the troll side say "not possible" I see lots of " it could be other things"

    Only ones discounting possibilities are the "It must be true" side
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:16 No.18427838
    I would like to face off against Red.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:16 No.18427840
    But Mr. Fish just EATS his opponents! That's why Jared's pokemas license was revoked!
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:17 No.18427843
    I am more than ok with it.

    It makes sense though, if the commander is here Jared would of tagged along because he has no other real father figure
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:17 No.18427846


    I said both sides are acting like idiots.

    The baby people have a case, but we need to CONFIRM first. They are panicking well in advance of the proper 'time to panic' line.

    The troll people just refuse to believe it's even possible.

    They are both just as bad, in their own ways.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)05:18 No.18427855
    While I think it's true, it'd be no fun if I refused all the other options. There wouldn't be as much shit to stir.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:19 No.18427858
    >Trude walks across the quad deep in thought. "I should get her a medical as soon as possible" she muses. "Yeah, that would work." #msq

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:19 No.18427861
    >both sides
    >implying there isn't a third faction provoking everyone
    Some men, world, etc.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:19 No.18427862
    (Caveat: I keep a male Gyarados on my team and name him Mr. Fish.)
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:20 No.18427869
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    >It fits all available evidence.
    Sure helps when you ignore important evidence like the personality of the related characters.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:21 No.18427880

    "Christ, you have ANOTHER ONE?!"
    "Sort of."
    "How many women's pants do you intend to get into?"
    "Hey, Erica's he only one who's gotten that far yet."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:23 No.18427888
    You captured the big issue

    It is so easy to stir up fa/tg/uys that you don't even have to try most the time.

    I could do it in about 2 minutes because there are some things they always bite on regardless of what happens
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)05:23 No.18427889
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:25 No.18427902

    >nobody likes Perrine.


    >Perrine is incredibly love-struck, head over heels.
    >We know she encountered somebody alone, who went to comfort her in the exact manner we would have
    >We've said that we like her. Or at least don't dislike her.
    >She thinks she might be pregnant.
    >Awful quick to finger us as the potential father.

    I'm not on team OMG BABBIES but fucking a man, it fits. Concede the point.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:26 No.18427905
    Have we dressed up like Erica yet?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:28 No.18427927
    Yeah, pretty much a given that we had sex with her, but sex does not always equal babies.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)05:29 No.18427935
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:31 No.18427951

    I know that.

    I was contradicting someone saying otherwise.

    I know it isn't absolutely certain it's babies, but there's solid odds that it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:32 No.18427952
    We must fix this.

    Then we can use the get in her pants joke
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:33 No.18427967
    but Erica doesn't wear pants
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:34 No.18427972
    Pick one.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:34 No.18427974
    ayup even unprotected there is still a good chance that it wouldn't happen
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)05:34 No.18427980
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    You find Hina and Erica In the cafeteria having a drink.
    "PANDA!" Hina squues as she sees you approaching with Lo
    "You got to keep him?" Erica asks
    "You'll need a fucking ark soon enough." she tells you.

    You sit down with Erica as Hina goes to cuddle Lo.
    "So, what're your plans for Nanoha's party?" she asks you.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:34 No.18427982
    I know but getting in her panties just doesn't sound as good for some reason
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)05:35 No.18427989
    Completely irrelevant to the joke, blokes.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:37 No.18427994
    She did wear them when we went to our dimension and apparently has worn them here.

    Not sure if the bureau uniform covers no pants as allowable changes

    We need a mini form for Lo as well.
    Hina would fucking die from HNNNNNG if we did
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:37 No.18427995
    Invite people, serve good food, eat cake, give presents.

    Anything else needed for a birthday party?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/23/12(Fri)05:37 No.18427997
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    New thread at 0700 4chan time
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:38 No.18427998
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    >See posts regarding Perrine possibly being pregnant.
    >Fail to give a fuck.

    >See posts possibly implying the Gai is our brother

    Man, I dont' get myself.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:38 No.18427999
    Bitching birthday party everyone is invited, fancy dress encouraged, frills and waistcoats + top hats doubly so. After the party full of mirth and celebration we'll take her to the roof and do what we do best, swag.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:39 No.18428011
    Because one is something that no fucks should be given about until we have cause to in character

    The other is something wonderful that could prove that the universe is awesome outside of HnG
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:39 No.18428012
    What's to get? You're clearly the smartest person in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:39 No.18428017

    "Invite our friends. Not a HUGE party, but most of the people we give a damn about will be there. Have Nanoha grab anyone else she wants to bring along."

    "Figure if it's not too crazy we could have it back in our flat."
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:40 No.18428023
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    oh boy
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:40 No.18428025
    party idea: a classy ball
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:40 No.18428028
    Swag and a locket tailored to be everything she loves without being able to explode
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)05:40 No.18428029
    I'm gonna be all kinds of round, I need to sleeps, now.

    Good luck with it, gents, perhaps I'll see some of you in the morn.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:42 No.18428042
    >"Give me back my son!" you yell across the void. "Your son? Don't kid yourself. He's mine." the man removes his hood. "Wha-?" you say
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:42 No.18428046
    Approximate Attendee List
    Our team
    The Witches

    Any other friends from Nanoha's class?
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 03/23/12(Fri)05:44 No.18428055
    I sincerely hope we didn't get the frenchie preggers. We're not even in advanced classes, let alone a field agent and we're knocking up women? Our future self can't possibly be that stupid. Also, what happened to the loyalty to Erica and co.? Hayate would just abandon it to get laid? I dunno about that one.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)05:44 No.18428056
    rolled 88 = 88

    >"Give me back my son!" you yell across the void. "Your son? Don't kid yourself. He's mine." the man removes his hood. "Wha-?" you say #msq
    What in the fu-
    >"H-how?" you ask. "Paradoxes. You brought this down on ourselves. You should not have messed with time." he answers you. #msq
    Damn, LG's enjoying himself, aint he?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:45 No.18428064
    rolled 24 = 24

    Explosions (plastic or firework) required.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:46 No.18428073
    Sounds more like the doctor.
    He is talking about paradoxes

    I am not sure who else we could invite really. We have no real clue about who her friends are beyond Sakura and Madoka, and the ones we have introduced her to
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:48 No.18428089
    Well, it's not a surprise party, so maybe we should talk to Nanoha about the guest list.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:49 No.18428090
    That goes without saying. Explosive fancy dress ball party. It's not the standard combination but I think it'll work just fine for our purposes.

    Invite our team, Witches, Nanoha's friends, any friends that anyone else in the Family wants to invite, if there is anyone else in the class we want i.e. Sagara, Lily, Kenji, Touma, etc. we could invite them too.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:49 No.18428093
    The idea is less abandoning them but making sure we don't get taken from them

    It was implied this was meant as a way to avoid us getting trapped in our home dimension, last thread there was a big theory on it that seemed to fit
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:50 No.18428103
    >Explosive fancy dress
    Clothes that explode into other clothes?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:52 No.18428115
    We could do it if we had some Macross-grade holographic clothes. That's pretty high tech shit, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:52 No.18428119
    rolled 38 = 38

    A solidified explosion made into a dress.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/23/12(Fri)05:54 No.18428129
    No actual implications from LG on that which I could see, just the supposition on our part.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)05:56 No.18428149
    There was in the doctors talking to each other and the mention of it being harder to get a fix on him for some reason

    But yeah it was implications implicating implication
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)06:02 No.18428191
    So Trude trolling via melmo candies? Y/N
    Mike trolling via the same Y/N
    See if Lo has a small form
    See about another 80's training montage because fuck we have had our powers long enough?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)06:06 No.18428224
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 03/23/12(Fri)06:07 No.18428225

    Fair enough, but we knocked up frenchie of all people? Why not Erica or Ursula or Hina? Seems like that would keep us from getting deported and accomplishing the goal of keeping it within the harem
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)06:10 No.18428240
    Probably because we weren't going to knock her up to begin with, so once we decided things needed to change she got chosen. And it was pretty set we didn't mind her and she was tsundere as fuck to us after we saved her but probably would of forgotten about us had we not done what we apparently did when we went back in time

    So basically because it was the biggest derail of all
    Derailing Fate itself
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)06:11 No.18428248
    Quite a few people here liked Perrine as well. She might be a bitch but she seemed lonely so we tried to make her feel less lonely so on and so forth

    Plus could you imagine trying to get her and the others to reconcile otherwise?
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)06:12 No.18428256
    We derailed destiny by setting a new one in it's place.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/23/12(Fri)06:13 No.18428260
    rolled 13 = 13

    Oh God, its glorious, Seconding this.
    Bonus if it made sounds of far off explosions of the massive scale instead of the normal bland rustling of cloth.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)06:15 No.18428274
    I think if we got that for Nanoha she would be humping our leg in all of about 0.0000000000000001 seconds
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)06:16 No.18428281
    Haha can see fate sitting at it's computer
    FUCKING KID, ruined all my plans for him, gonna take me forever to iron all this out
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 03/23/12(Fri)06:18 No.18428296

    I understand. I don't have a problem with Perrine either, i'm all for the tsundere (which is why SWQ gets me every time with a HNNNNGGHHH), I just worry about the complications parenthood will add to the quest. I was kinda hoping to see us go out and have adventures as a field agent, rather than be derailed suddenly by DadQuest.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)06:18 No.18428300
    >Quite a few people here liked Perrine as well.
    It was those fucking side stories.
    Fucking LG, knows where to hit where it hurts.

    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)06:33 No.18428395
    No offense to LG but it would be an incredinly dick move just to make a character pregnant by us without giving us a choice in the matter.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)06:45 No.18428456
    Not really, it's part of the story.
    It's like how he has MIke as a Gorrilla.
    It's like how he had us crossdress.
    It's a game. It goes both ways for us and him.
    He gave us our cake and now he's making us eat it.
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)06:50 No.18428478
    >DM IS A DICK!

    Grow up fag
    >> Anonymous 03/23/12(Fri)07:57 No.18428834
    New thread @ >>18428802

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