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    234 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Fireworks Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)00:07 No.18436067  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    You have her by the arm as you lead her inside.
    Everyone turns to stare at her.
    The dress plays off the color of her hair, which she has down, very well.
    "Wow, that looks amazing." Hina says.
    "That's not the best part!" NAnoha answers as she twirls.
    *boom* *boom* *boom*
    The dress lets off a soft but audible barrage.
    "IT EXPLODES!" she says with such a happy smile on her face.

    The two of you mingle after that, Nanoha talking to the girls from her class and your team.
    As she walks up to Luchinni, someone kicks the door in.

    A large red figure in armor walks in with Sakamoto over his shoulder, and a large cask dangling from his free hand.
    Through his helmet with odd protrusions he exclaims,

    Kharn has arrived at the scene

    >sorry bout the delay.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:09 No.18436091
    Now it BEGINS
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:11 No.18436104

    Shit man, we were worried if something happened to you with that last twitter update.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:12 No.18436119
    So LG did post discussion from last thread fill you mind with fuck?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:12 No.18436123
    I think ourselves and our ladies should suit up and be Nanoha's personal gentlemen for the evening. Everyone wants a squad of gentlemen attending to them.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:12 No.18436125
    I hope not. Dopplegangers are stupid.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:13 No.18436129
    FUCK YEAH, LETS CRANK THIS PARTY UP A NOTCH! To a 4 on the ten-point scale. We don't want anyone to get hurt, embarrassed, or drunk.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:13 No.18436132
    rolled 25 = 25

    My vote is that we stand awkwardly close to Keima ALL NIGHT.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:14 No.18436142
    You okay man? That last twitter update is a bit worrying. Maybe see a doctor about that shit?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:14 No.18436143

    So you *didn't* have a heart attack?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:15 No.18436150
    "May I take your cask, sir, to keep it chilled?
    "Hello Major, nice to see you were able to make it. Hor 'deuvres?"
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:16 No.18436154
    Then party we shall, my good man.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:16 No.18436158
    Not the doppelgangers I didn't like that plan much either

    I meant shenanigans with age candy
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:17 No.18436171
    Might as well post this from the 'waiting' thread.

    At the end of the last thread, there was a couple of really interesting/awesome posts that didn’t make it into the archive before the thread died. Luckily, I was there in the last ten minutes before it went over the back end of /tg/, so I was able to save the posts for everybody to see, more or less. I’m going to sum up what was there, so this is more paraphrasing than a direct quote.

    Giving some more thought into the doppleganger idea, each of the different ones would basically be a different aspect of Hayate. This could be interesting, since they could voice some of the conflicting views as well as manifest the powers in different ways.

    Like say, the tea laser becomes an actual laser fired from a canon. Same power, just with a different skin reflecting the persona change.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:17 No.18436173

    I'm up for the trude-onee sama plan.

    Just to rile up that sis con.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:17 No.18436174
    Oh yeah, that could be worth a shot. Our awful childhood makes the perfect excuse for when we get caught.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:18 No.18436191

    Each of these different dopplegangers would have a slightly different outlook, different armor, and some sort of distinguishing characteristic to tell him apart from the other clones and the Prime Hayate. Suggestions as follows.

    1: Professional, cynical and driven. Closest thing to a military mind in the bunch. Armor looks like Leon the Professional, powers manifest in slightly less whimsical ways ie dinner knife becomes hunting/combat knife.

    Distinguishing Characteristic: Dark round sunglasses.

    2: Smarmy, dickish, and dangerously Genre Savvy. Basically the bastard child of the MST guy from the threads and a Malkavian. Not any more or less crazy than the rest of the collective, he’s mostly just decided that if the world at large doesn't have to make sense, neither does he. Armor looks more or less like Hayate’s normal street cloths (the jeans/shirt/coat combo from the first chapter of the manga, for those who wanna go look) plus a pair of cardboard 3D glasses.

    Distinguishing Characteristic: Beanie hat.

    3: Hayate’s inquisitive side. Mute, easily distracted. Basically always absorbing new info like a sponge. Lacks the sound judgement, paranoia, and observational powers of the rest of Hayate’s aspects. When not busy doing something, will gravitate to the nearest source of knowledge: an internet terminal, a library, Ryuu’s bar, etc. Armor manifests as a lab coat over whatever he happened to be at the time.

    Distinguishing Characteristic: Reading glasses.

    >The original post with these three offered to make more if these were liked and/or it was needed/wanted.


    I kinda liked it. But I can see why opinions might differ.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:18 No.18436192
    >walks in with Sakamoto over his shoulder
    As in, Passed-out-and-claimed-as-viking-wife "over the shoulder"?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:19 No.18436193
    Or you could just link to the thread on foolz and they might get manually added to the suptg thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:19 No.18436194
    It really isn't a good idea.

    Doppelganger Guy Quest has enough potential for completely inaccessible complexity to be its own separate terrible thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:19 No.18436201

    Taking a moment to talk about how the dopplegangers WORK mechanically...

    They would have access to all of our powers/abilities that are dependent on either Kraus (Like invisibility, teleport, knives, tea-laser) or mundane items (like our hidden blades and our guns). Stuff like the time-stop and our belt, since they are tied directly to a magic artifact they aren’t carrying, they probably wouldn’t have access to. They would also share our mana pool, so while we could have two Hayates use our tea laser our drain would be just as fast on the clone as the main us. How far LG would allow slack/enforce limits I’m not even going to speculate on.

    The only real point of concern is their durability.

    Two major theories there: They’d either pop like a bubble and we’d have to make a new one, or they could tank damage like a boss, at the cost of using our mana bar as a health bar. Logic works like this: since they’re a magic construct, we could easily heal them from things even as bad as decapitation just by putting a little more power in. however that means that every little nick and bruise means our energy takes a proportional hit.

    In truth it could probably go either way: put a cap at how much damage they could take before they pop. Set the bar really low if we’re trying to scout dangerous terrain, or just set it at ‘die when I do’ if we desperately need somebody to watch our back.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:21 No.18436219

    I really really do not see the point of suddenly having distinct hayate personalities, ala imagins pop out.

    At the very most, it should be simple clones, like a ninja. With very strict time limits, abilities, durability and range.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:22 No.18436223
    Throw a brick at Kharn.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:22 No.18436228

    On the plus side, using Jakob and Ted as a measuring stick, having constructs running around outside of a combat situation seems to be extremely cheap, so we could theoretically have our doubles running around 24/7 in a low stress environment.

    Hopefully LG will take a moment to read this wall of text and see how viable/accurate it is. People seem to want this as our next power, and the idea of Having alternate Hayate interpretations a chance to shine was also well received. This is an attempt to flesh out the concept and make it a worthwhile/useful power.

    One of the big concerns when this was brought up in the 'waiting' thread just now, was how exploitable it could be, as well as how convoluted playing multiple characters at once can be.

    Basically I think these guys would be under our control about as much as Ted and Jakob are. They obey, they work with us, but they're NPCs.

    Except maybe in combat, but there are some significant downsides to wanting to use them like that as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:23 No.18436235
    I think more like the "cute pet hanging over his shoulder facing forwards" thing

    It suits tg Kharn to a T
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:23 No.18436239
    Why are you posting walls of text from the discussion thread? And on a completely irrelevant topic, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:24 No.18436244



    Greet the Kharn.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:24 No.18436245

    >distinct hayate personalities

    There's been a running joke both in and out of character that hints at Hayate having some sort of a multiple personality thing.

    The idea of the Duplicates meshed well with he idea, and made it more interesting.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)00:25 No.18436259
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    "CORN!!!" Nanoha runs up to him, her dress exploding, and hugs his huge leg.
    "You never could pronounce my name right. Haha. Happy Birthday you liitle squirt."
    "Thanks!" she answers with a smile.

    "Sir could I take your cask to keep it chilled?" you ask him as you walk up.
    "Nah. Tarrasque Piss is best lukewarm." he answers with a shake of his helmetted head.
    "You can take this this though" He hands you the major, she doesnt look amused. "Found her on the way up here, decided to give her a lift."

    Mio looks up at you as you hold her in your arms.
    "uhhh Hi?" she says with an awkward smile.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]warm up the karaoke machine
    [ ]drop mio like a hot potato
    [ ]play 'catch the pirate witch' with Kharn

    >Wanting to be the little boy trude rapes
    >wanting to be the little boy thjat fucks everyone's mind
    not in character but plausible with hijinks
    >bonded dolls
    >kharne sakabroto OTP

    >that tweet was supposed to have an #msq tag
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:26 No.18436266

    I just wanted to make sure it wasn't lost to the ages like before, and give LG a chance to see it and weigh in.

    Besides, we already kinda KNOW what we're doing this evening, unless something comes out of left field.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:26 No.18436269
    We must abstain from drinking, but let us speak with "Corn", for he is important in our girlfriend's life.
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)00:27 No.18436273
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:27 No.18436275
    [x]warm up the karaoke machine
    We will have a stern talk with Mio later. Right now, nothing that could ruin Nanoha's birthday. NOTHING.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:27 No.18436279
    Put her over our shoulder just like Kharn, act as if nothing at all is abnormal.

    Warm up the karaoke machine.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:27 No.18436280

    Put Mio on the couch.

    See if Kharn's into Karaoke.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:28 No.18436281
    Oh god, this.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:28 No.18436289
    Or otherwise just don't bother to put her down until she tries to get down.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:28 No.18436292
    [x]play 'catch the pirate witch' with Kharn
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:29 No.18436293
    >>bonded dolls

    Well shit I just typed up two paragraphs on why it was awful from a narrative or conceptual standpoint but yeah that sums it up.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:29 No.18436294
    [x] play Catch the Pirate Witch with Erica
    "Hot potato!"
    In before crowdsurfing Mio.
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)00:29 No.18436299
    oh that's right, forgot that we were pissed at her for excessive trolling. Maybe we can make a deal with her, no more beef if she acts as additional chaperone for Shirou tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:29 No.18436300
    Give Mio a hard stare.

    "What the hell are you doing telling people I got Perrine pregnant?"

    Get the truth from her!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:29 No.18436301
    Sing something with her on our shoulder.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:30 No.18436310
    As much as I want answers in the middle of our girlfriends birthday party is not the right time for this, at the most tell her we need to talk but this is neither the time and place.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:30 No.18436313
    I like the way you think.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:30 No.18436314

    "Lean on me?"
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:30 No.18436317

    Do this.


    >Tweet was for MSQ

    Good. Was worried after your chain smoking.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:30 No.18436319
    Walk around the party with Mio on our shoulder.
    And then at some point in the night pass her back to Kharn.

    Don't let her feet touch the floor
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:30 No.18436321
    I thought it would work if we did it without malice but just for laughs since we do enjoy trolling

    And play catch the pirate witch with Kharn
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:32 No.18436332
    All of my this
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:32 No.18436337
    too melodramatic, we aint even drunk yet.
    Something fun.. Like uhhh.. Shit. Idk.
    Something by MJ.

    And then wait for kharne to sing Celine Dion
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:34 No.18436360
    "Smooth Criminal."
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:35 No.18436374
    You don't have to censor the link.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:35 No.18436376
    [X]warm up the karaoke machine

    And we do not let Mio down.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:35 No.18436377
    Especially if Kraus can majaik up us a fedora.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:36 No.18436381
    Hi, glad you could make it

    Then >>18436279
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:37 No.18436388
    It isn't censored, youtu.be is a valid address that'll take you to the video.

    Google is crafty like that.

    Also approve of the song choice.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:37 No.18436392
    Yes yes yes!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:37 No.18436397
    The only question at this point is whether we admit we have Sakamoto on our shoulder.

    I say if anyone asks why we have her on our shoulder we'll just say that she hasn't shown up yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:37 No.18436401

    >bonded dolls

    Is that a reference to the Dopplegnager thing?

    Just for clarification.

    Closest thing I could think of would be either Jun/Shinku or the two Yukis.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:37 No.18436402
    It isn't censored, it's just more compact.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:38 No.18436404
    No. Not in public. Wait until later.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:39 No.18436412
    Oh, I assumed that's why there was a period in the youtube.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:39 No.18436417

    Yeah, this works.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:39 No.18436419
    No. we say "A guest asked me to take her. I did."
    Thats it.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:39 No.18436420
    Yeah avoid a scene at Nanoha's birthday.
    We get it out of her later and get revenge for it if we feel like it
    >> Goushoujin-Sama !!TxVJZsCK+SJ 03/24/12(Sat)00:39 No.18436422
    I recommend we brofist Kharn and prepare for a week in the hospital after our arm shatters all the way up to the shoulder
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:40 No.18436429
    >pop back into the discussion thread, accidentally refresh.
    >baking incident.

    I fucking love you guys sometimes.

    It also amuses me that one of the Hayate clones is basically the MST guy.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:40 No.18436436
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:40 No.18436437
    Good plan, subtly resist any attempt of her to get down as well.
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)00:42 No.18436451
    thoroughly in favor of not letting sakamoto touch the floor tonight, and acting like it's not happening.

    >prophecies franslyw
    goddamnit captcha even you think Perrine is pregnant.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:42 No.18436452
    I can't just put her down, a guest asked me to take care of her and I wouldn't want to be an ungrateful host.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:43 No.18436470

    Make her crowd-surf all night.

    Inform Erica of this plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:43 No.18436474
    I cannot wait to see how this turns out.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:44 No.18436480

    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/24/12(Sat)00:45 No.18436499
    >Just got back
    >Check Archives
    >Melmo trolling, Negayate fight, Sakamoto Kharn OTP
    >New thread
    >Sakamoto crowd surfing

    You guys are awesome, and you should feel awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:46 No.18436503
    This must happen
    She gets passed from guest to guest and rides shoulders all night
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:46 No.18436504

    We blocked a rider kick.

    Put some rebounder on our hard, force his hand off, earn his fucking respect forever.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:47 No.18436516
    Now that is a good plan.
    Be the first person to actually beat Kharn at brofisting
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:48 No.18436526

    >Play Pass the Major

    >Eventually ends up over Perrine's shoulder.
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)00:48 No.18436528
    the truth of that might be called into question though. If Gai really is Ikusa in disguise, is he really a Kamen Rider or just posing as one? Did we block a "real" RIder Kick?

    I have never seen any Kamen Rider so i have no clue whether or not that's the case, just posing the question.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:49 No.18436530
    This is Kharn, his brofists/punches/physical strength probably is able to just blow through any attempt to block or redirect it, he is just that good.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:51 No.18436538
    >checks trip
    and so, the student becomes the master.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:51 No.18436539
    Majaik potion of redirecting momentum
    He can't beat that

    Seems he either is a rider or he is posing as Gai or swapping places with him to spend time with us
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:52 No.18436548

    There is one precedence of a non-agumented human accepted as a kamen rider in the showa series.

    >REF: Kamen Rider Spirits, Taki Kazuya / Skull Rider

    The thing is he was accepted by Takeshi Hongo, Kamen Rider Ichigo, so what he says goes.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:52 No.18436553

    >swapping places

    I could see that, if it weren't for the Maggie thing.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)00:52 No.18436555
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    "Glad you could make it major." you say as you shift her to your shoulder much like Kharne was holding her.
    "Uh, you can put me down now you know."
    "I'm sorry, but a guest told me to take you. And I will."
    She makes a face but settles in.

    You walk to the Karaoke Machine after showing Kharn the food and a place to put his cask near the other drinks.

    You turn it on and select a song.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:53 No.18436560
    its....its you....
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)00:53 No.18436563
    rolled 79 = 79

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:54 No.18436566
    rolled 18 = 18

    Rolling to be the smoothest criminal.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:54 No.18436567

    My god, it is you...
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:54 No.18436569
    rolled 56 = 56

    Smooth Criminal.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:54 No.18436570
    rolled 28 = 28

    Something flashy, maybe Johnny Cash or Sinatra?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:54 No.18436574
    rolled 12 = 12

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:55 No.18436576
    Sounds good
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:55 No.18436577
    rolled 66 = 66


    Yes. This will do.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:55 No.18436578
    rolled 48 = 48


    Don't stop me now
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:56 No.18436586
    rolled 73 = 73

    Hard choice.

    The party's just started, so I voting for Smooth Criminal.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:56 No.18436587
    Lookout loves him some queen
    Good taste man
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:56 No.18436589
    I was gonna post "You did say you wanted a ride, after all" but then I remembered that was post-quest discussion.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:56 No.18436591
    We did that last time we did karaoke, with the twins in our home dimension. Something new would be better.
    >> Liger Hater 03/24/12(Sat)00:56 No.18436595
    rolled 50 = 50


    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:57 No.18436599
    rolled 40 = 40

    Dunno what to sing, but someone else will.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:57 No.18436603
    rolled 18 = 18

    Queen is sort of our Karaoke signature, so we need to start with something by them, at least.
    Voting this:
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:57 No.18436606
    rolled 61 = 61

    This in reference to Sakamoto over our shoulder
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:57 No.18436607
    Yeah but this is to open the party. We can do more new stuff later
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)00:58 No.18436612
    rolled 61 = 61

    Queen, only Freddie Mercury's songs can contain all the swag we issue forth.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)01:01 No.18436624
    This fits Hayate to a "T"
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:01 No.18436626

    As the guy who suggested Don't Stop Me Now last time we did karaoke, I must say, Lookout, I like your style.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:01 No.18436628
    Surprisingly the man with the most swag was the gayest man.

    He was so swagtacular women weren't enough for him
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)01:02 No.18436631
    for one of my birthdays in middle school a friend game me Queen Live at the Bowl and Metroid Prime 2. I spent the next week playing and listening. The two are heavily intertwined in my brain.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:02 No.18436633
    At some time during the karaoke, we put the mic up to Sakamoto. It'll be great, since she's probably expecting to be shoulder decoration and not much else.

    In fact, we should try and get her to interact as normally as possible, except on our shoulder. Just to shake things up.

    "Hayate, what are you doing?"

    "Oh, just giving a friend a lift. Think nothing of it."
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:02 No.18436637
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    >How would a normal human fight as a kamen rider?

    Shotgun Knuckle Rider Punch
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:03 No.18436642
    That's sort of the plan. She doesn't touch the ground but we bring no attention to it and treat her exactly the same otherwise
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)01:06 No.18436666
    Because only Queen can contain our swag.
    In any case, Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy first, then Bohemian Rhapsody
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:07 No.18436671
    Your friend is a true bro
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)01:08 No.18436676
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    You punch in a song by Freddy Mercury.
    "I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things..."
    You sing and enjoy yourself, you see people in the crowd get into it too.
    The songlist gets passed around with people choosing songs they want to sing.
    Nanoha claps her hands as you belt out the song.
    Erica raises an eyebrow at you swaying around withthe major on your shoulder.
    'what's up with that?' she asks.
    'a punishment' you answer
    'for what?'
    'Something. I'll tell you later. Tonight we don't let her feet touch the floor.'
    'Hmnn.. Okay. heh.'

    The song ends. Applause greets you.
    WAT DO?
    [ ]sing another one
    [ ]mingle
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)01:08 No.18436679
    yes, bohemian rhapsody will get everyone pumped up for singing and partying.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:08 No.18436681
    Put your head on my shoulder?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:08 No.18436682
    But quints mage... Queen's smooth and rebellious tunes will overload our 1940's twins minds!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:08 No.18436683
    rolled 11 = 11

    We should get some help when we do Bohemian Rhapsody.

    And throwing another roll behind this.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)01:09 No.18436686
    rolled 97 = 97

    >mfw quads and forgot roll.
    >mfw I have no face
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:09 No.18436688

    We shouldn't hog the karaoke machine, after all, and it looks like a lot of people want their chance to sing.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:09 No.18436689
    Mingle with the people

    We can sing more later but we don't want to take all the attention
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:09 No.18436691
    Bohemian Rhapsody!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:09 No.18436692
    rolled 32 = 32

    Pass the mic to the Major for her song!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:10 No.18436695
    Mingle. As awesome as our singing is, we can't hog the mike all night.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:10 No.18436699
    Duet bohemian rhapsody with Mio
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:10 No.18436701
    Get some duets going or do a Motown song and have our ladies+Sakamoto sing backup for us.

    Then we pass on the mike, to KHAN
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/24/12(Sat)01:10 No.18436703
    This, then mingle or pass the mike to Kharn, watch everyone take SANs loss
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:11 No.18436707

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:11 No.18436709
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)01:12 No.18436714

    Looks like we are singing some more, unless we want to not use this roll.
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)01:13 No.18436720

    we sing another, we rhapsody the crowd into a frenzy
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:14 No.18436727
    This, One more song then mingle
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:15 No.18436736
    Duet with Mio, then challenge Nanoha and Vita to do better?
    Watch them pick Highway to Hell, with airguitar on staff/hammer.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:16 No.18436739
    Not for this round, but I think Nanoha should take a turn at the mic and sing this:
    (Nanoha Season 1 end song)
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)01:24 No.18436788
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    You punch in another one.
    "Is this the real life?
    Is this just fantasy?"

    You watch for the crowds' reaction, some seem to recognize the song.
    Somwhere through the middle you pass the major the mic.
    "Wha- I don't sing." she pushes it away.
    "I swallowed my tooth earlier, and broke my nose in three places." you tell her softly but with a hard gleam in your eyes "You WILL sing."

    The major provides backup pretty well as you get to the falsetto parts.
    "Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
    Nothing really matters,
    Nothing really matters to me..."

    You step down form the stage right afterwards to mingle.
    Nanoha runs up for a hug.

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:25 No.18436796
    Talk to: Kharn. This is our first time meeting him, and Nanoha likes him, so let's learn more about him. He seems like an okay guy.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:26 No.18436797
    Well first things first, talk to the birthday girl and see how she likes things so far
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:26 No.18436800
    Nanoha. It's her birthday after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:26 No.18436807
    Heee, huggles.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:27 No.18436809
    Birthday girl of course.

    Maybe pass off Mio to someone too.
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)01:27 No.18436817
    >"I swallowed my tooth earlier, and broke my nose in three places." you tell her softly but with a hard gleam in your eyes "You WILL sing."

    damn skippy. I can almost feel the pants materializing around us.

    talk to Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:28 No.18436824
    wow, thats harsh for us, i thought we would be more subtle then that.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:29 No.18436832
    Nah hang onto her some more.
    It seems hilarious to have her just hanging there then pass her off to someone like Gai or back to Kharn for some catch the pirate witch

    I dare say Erica has spread the word to everyone that her feet don't touch the ground tonight already
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:30 No.18436840

    Considering what she caused to go down, i'd say we're pretty much expected to be a little harsh. Stoic butler or not, undeservedly getting your face smashed in isn't pleasant at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:31 No.18436849
    I daresay we're more concerned with the potential damage to the reputations of our girls, and Perrine, more than our face.
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)01:31 No.18436852
    We have spent our entire life up to this point powerless in the face of the abuse and shit that life shoveled onto us. It does not have to be that way anymore, and Sakamoto set a violent Trude on us. We could have given Trude a backhand and explained the situation then, but we acted like a gentleman throughout. Damned if we won't make what comes around go around, at least a little bit.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:34 No.18436875
    Hug Nanoha

    Check in with Gai, see how he and Maggie are doing together. Thank him for an excellent fight earlier.
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)01:35 No.18436877
    that as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:38 No.18436901
    my vote is on this and ask him compatibly how difficult of a fight we put up we may have still one but it could be any ones rucky day
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:41 No.18436931
    god damn it *won*
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:42 No.18436939
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    I just realized something.

    Ikusa = IXA.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)01:44 No.18436953
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    "So, enjoying yourself?" you ask Nanoha.
    "Yep! You sing so well!" she tells you
    "Thanks. I've had some practice, getting locked up in a bare concrete room for 2 months as people pay to view a livestream of random stuff you do gives one the time to sing."
    "Never mind." you tell her with a hug.
    She pulls you along to mingle some more.
    A moment later Touma walks in with twins.
    Both identical to the first three you met earlier, although one has a harder look in her eyes.
    "Hey man! Glad you could come." you tell him.
    "Err, they dragged me here. Sorry to barge in."
    "No trouble at all, just get yourself comfortable and enjoy yourselves."
    He introduces the two girls with him.
    "This is Misaka Mikoto and her younger sister. They're transferees from Academy city like I am."
    "Welcome ladies. I heard you were friends of Nanoha here. Thank you for taking care of her."
    "It is nothing, she is good company. Misaka says as she gives a slight bow" the one introduced as Imouto tells you.
    "You have any soft drinks?" Mikoto asks.
    "They're on the table there."you answer.

    You watch the two walk off to the food with Nanoha leading them.
    "So... Sisters huh?" you ask Touma, "you shifty dog."
    "Looks who's talking mr.German_Twins." he answers you with an elbow to your ribs.
    "What's with her?" he asks nodding at mio on your shoudler.
    "A guest has me taking care of her." you answer.
    "I see.."

    The two of you watch as Vita and the three other SISTERS pull Nanoha and the two Misaka's to the stage.

    Vita punches in a few numbers and you hear the intro to a song you recognize to have originated in the 90's
    The SISTERS take up position as backup dancers.

    Vita and Nanoha begin to sing
    "Cant touch this."

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:46 No.18436961
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    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:46 No.18436963
    Talk to Kharn while idly tossing Mio back and forth.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:47 No.18436969
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    rolled 78 = 78

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:47 No.18436970
    Yeah pretty much that.
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)01:47 No.18436971
    talk to Kharne

    If one was interested in getting into Kamen Rider, wat watch/wat read?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:49 No.18436983
    Watch and enjoy the song.
    Use the singing as cover to ask Mio where she figured we had gotten Perrine pregnant, but keep it all quiet and low key
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:49 No.18436984
    Get to know Kharn a little better.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)01:49 No.18436987
    Find Kharn, or see if the Doctor showed up.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:50 No.18436991
    rolled 37 = 37

    >If one was interested in getting into Kamen Rider, wat watch/wat read?
    You watch the shows. Each season is an entirely new Kamen Rider in an entirely new canon, usually. That's the beauty of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:50 No.18436992
    Aren't they already singing Hammertime?

    Chill with the Kharn, ask him how Nanoha is doing in classes.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:55 No.18437027

    Appreciation of showa takes abit getting used to. Some of them have not aged very well but they are still awesome.

    Showa series in general should be watched in order but most are not subbed.

    For Heisei series, good gateways are:
    Double (Must watch, personal favourite)
    Fourze (Currently airing, not complete)
    Den-Oh (A comedy series, very easy to watch)

    The rest of Heisei may be attacked at your leisure, though YWMV with Hibiki as it is very unlike a normal rider series and producer manipulation raped it badly halfway through.

    Decade, though should not be watched until you've at least seen a few seasons as it's a 10 year anniversary series of the Heisei Riders.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:56 No.18437030
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    pic related
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)01:56 No.18437031
    is it just me or are we reeeeally quiet tonight?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:58 No.18437046
    unless its kamen rider decade who makes all the other ones canon to him but fourze.
    also power rangers occur in the same universe.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:58 No.18437049
    We are waiting for LG mainly since their is less option for discussion I think

    We should see if there is a mini Misaka running around with the sisters. That could be amusing
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)01:59 No.18437063
    Fridey here

    Too much to drink to post a lot

    Reading thouhg
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:00 No.18437065
    I know I should be smacked for this, but which one did they use for the Masked Rider, back when Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers was airing?

    Or was that all done over here?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:01 No.18437074
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    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:02 No.18437078

    Mainly Black RX...

    and strangely, most of the other showa riders too as they refused to edit the footage of other riders fighting...

    /shudders from repressed memories of that fucking kirby.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:02 No.18437080
    Black RX IIRC. Or Black.

    PS never mention Masked Rider. Its production should be labeled as a war crime.

    Kabuto, or W. Then you can move to the rest. I personally love Kiva even though it's not very good at all.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/24/12(Sat)02:04 No.18437091
    Mostly lurking, waiting for LG to post.
    The Sisters and Last Order would make excellent targets for the Melmo trolling, or gummyBEARS. I wonder if that would screw with the collective.
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)02:04 No.18437096
    see now you guys just threw out a bunch of moonspeak names and I don't know what's a name and what's a show title and am intimidated. think i'll just go with >>18437030
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)02:05 No.18437100
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    You walk up to the red behemoth as he occupies a couch, his hands over flowing with pizza and meatbread.
    "Hi there, Enjoying yourself?" you ask him.
    "Yeah, kick ass party. Can't wait to get up on stage." he answers you.
    "You're that Hayate dude the little nuke keeps talking about huh?"
    "Yes, yes I am. I never did catch your name good sir."
    "I am Kharn, The hero of the warp!" he answers with a laugh.
    "Pleasure to meet you mr.Kharn, Nanoha has said a lot of good things about you. Speaking of which, how's Nanoha's training going?"
    "She's doing great. Explodes shit all the time. Not my cup of tea, mind you, I'm more of a mano-y-mano guy, but still her destructive power is topnotch. As for that Vita, if I ever had A daughter, I'd swear it was her. Bloodlust like a champion. Melee skills like a berzerker. If I could convince her to use an axe she'd be perfect. Hahaha!"

    "Stop Hammer time!" Vita and Nanoh continue to sing on stage.

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:05 No.18437101

    Last Order running about means accelerator is about and amok.

    That is not a very good thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:07 No.18437124
    Ask Mio what she'd like to drink.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:07 No.18437127

    See what the twins are up to.

    Pass Mio around for crowd-surfing.
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)02:07 No.18437129
    now might not be a bad time to check in with Perrine.

    >son omselyd

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:08 No.18437137
    >"Stop Hammer time!" Vita and Nanoh continue to sing on stage.
    I only got that now.

    >WAT DO NAO?
    Are there any more of Nanoha's friends we haven't greeted?
    If so, greet them.
    If not, see if Trude wants to give Mio a ride.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:10 No.18437148
    Dump Mio on someone, maybe Hina for funnies.
    Chat with assorted Witches.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/24/12(Sat)02:10 No.18437150
    Mingle, talk with the others. Is there anybody we havent talked to much? Gai(?) and Maggie? The Sisters?

    Brilliant, second this
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:10 No.18437151
    crowdsurf mio
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:12 No.18437157
    Inform the twins that Mio is going to be spending the evening crowd-surfing, because we're upset with her and she doesn't like it much.

    If they ask, tell them that it's not an appropriate conversation for right now, Give Mio a pointed look while we say this, like 'that means you too'.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:12 No.18437159
    Heh we should see about that.

    Vita with an axe is basically the end to all things but could be amusing

    Check on saber and see how she is handling Shirou

    See what Mio wants to drink or eat while she is on her perch
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:12 No.18437161
    Ask Mio if she needs anything from the drinks bar. While we may be mad at her, she's still a guest.

    Then we can talk with Gai, talk about the fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:16 No.18437189
    We already spoke to Erica about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:16 No.18437191
    We aren't really mad at her we are just getting our revenge

    Talk to the paper sisters. We have had very little to do with them so far
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)02:17 No.18437198
    Why the hell does Kharne sound like Robbie Coltrane in my head.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:20 No.18437221
    Talk to Gai, check on how he and Maggie are, congratulate him an excellent fight.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)02:28 No.18437289
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    "I'll catch you later man," you tell Kharn as you walk away.
    You walk up to the 3 other witches on a couch with Sakura.
    "Hi guys, want to sing anything?" you ask them
    "Yeah!" Lucchinni answers.
    "Maybe later" Miyafuji adds.
    "Miss Perrine do you feel better now?" You ask the blonde witch.
    "Can I get you something to drink?"
    "NO ALCHOHOL!" Miyafuji suddenly blurts out.
    Perinne gives her a look. Mio keeps silent on your shoulder.
    "Of course." you answer Miyafuji. "We have some juice on the table there."

    "W-why are you carrying her around like that?" Perrine asks you.
    "This? A guest asked me to take her, and I did. We have no coat track so I volunteered for the duty."
    You lead her to the drinks table, away from the other two.
    "And it's her punishment for earlier." You whisper in her ear.
    "I see.." She answers as she pours some orange juice.
    "Not much of a punishment, if i enjoy it." Mio says as she reaches for some fries.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]throw her
    [ ]drop her ass
    [ ]other?

    >Captcha is pictures now.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:29 No.18437305
    rolled 19 = 19

    Give her ass a slap.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:29 No.18437306

    [x]Sure- 'crowd surf' tiem
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:30 No.18437310
    Just hang onto her. She is trying to get out of it
    >> Goushoujin-Sama !!TxVJZsCK+SJ 03/24/12(Sat)02:30 No.18437315
    Secretly spike Perinne's drink with booze.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:30 No.18437316
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)02:30 No.18437319
    [x] slap her ass. "The gai'shain will be quiet"
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:31 No.18437320
    [x] throw her
    "Don't drop the hot potato!"
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:31 No.18437323
    No. She's pregnant.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:31 No.18437324

    No! Bad Goshoujin-sama! Shes with child!
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)02:31 No.18437328
    "Why did Myafugi say to not let you have booze?"
    Except in dapper terms of course
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:31 No.18437329
    We won't let her out of our grasp, I can't help but second

    After the fallout from that maneuver falls through and she's still on our shoulder find Gai and talk to him.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:31 No.18437330
    Fetal Alcohol Syndrome babies are best babies
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:33 No.18437341
    Why did Miyafuji say no alcohol? Is it because of the other night when you and Hina ended up drunk with my current passenger?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:33 No.18437342
    Now I want to make one of the witches into our Damane...
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:35 No.18437352
    Ask the witches if the ban on alcohol is because Perrine can't hold her liquor at all they're trying to avoid embarrassing incidents.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:36 No.18437362
    Oh shit. She has already gotten drunk.

    Man, we're getting a FAS baby now.
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)02:37 No.18437370
    has no one ever tried to run a wheel of time quest? because after the last book comes out, I'm going to try to.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:37 No.18437374

    >whats the worst thing we could do?


    coat her in fudge?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:38 No.18437387
    Not even we are that cruel, though we can file away the fudge idea for later.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:38 No.18437388
    No. We assume the "no alcohol" thing is because she was sick. And we leave it at that.

    Slap her ass. Watch her squirm.
    Do we have the Titanium Jock on? If Erica sees us do it, I want to ensure our ability to have children down the line.

    "Miss Mio. I'll have to make sure you don't enjoy it too much"
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:39 No.18437393
    "Are you still not fully recovered, Miss Perrine, if you cannot consume alcohol?"
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:40 No.18437399
    >want to stop her enjoying it
    >spank her
    In before she enjoys it.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:41 No.18437412


    >> Goushoujin-Sama !!TxVJZsCK+SJ 03/24/12(Sat)02:42 No.18437414
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    Oh, and before I drop back down from tripfagging to silent running:

    After my embarassing last thread where I acted like a total douchebag, I went back over suptg and started reading some of the archived quest threads.

    I haven't laughed harder in years.

    I wish shit had been like this when I was fighting the damn trolls and spammers while running on three hours of sleep on the nights I ran Maid Quest.

    Consider this my apology for being a douchebag to everyone in that thread. I am seriously enjoying Mahou Shounen Quest.

    Now returning to anonymousness. LandingGear, keep up the good work.

    P.S. Please don't reply to this post, I don't want to derail the thread, but I just needed to get this off my chest.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:42 No.18437416
    pretty much guaranteed.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:50 No.18437472
    So slap Mio on the ass and say we will have to make it less enjoyable somehow.

    Chat with Perrine a little more and ask her how she has been adapting to the bureau aside from getting sick
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:50 No.18437476
    Isn't that the point?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:51 No.18437487
    For now, pay no heed to the "No alcohol!" comment from Miyafuji, other than regarding it as sound advice for someone recovering from illness, and also, smack that ass while giving a slightly indignant look.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)02:51 No.18437490
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    >Slap her ass
    >consequences be damned
    You raise your hand and give her a firm slap on the ass. And what a firm toned ass it is.
    "I will have to make sure you don't enjoy yourself too much, major."
    "Haha. If you keep doing that, I'll just enjoy it more."

    Someone rushes through the crows towards you.
    "YEAH.. NO. Let me have her teacakes. She's not being repentant at all." Erica tells you with a frown.
    You hand the major over and the shorter girl heaves her easily.
    "No more ass slapping, not the major," she gives Perrine a look "not anyone else." she tells you as she jabs your torso.
    "OOF! Of course." You answer her.
    She walks away with the major like she was a sack of potatoes to be brought to the market.

    YOu turn back to Perinne.
    "Miss Perinne, what did Yoshika mean by 'no alchohol'?"

    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/24/12(Sat)02:52 No.18437495
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    This, we are gentlemanly butler after all, we need to check on the health of the guests.

    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 03/24/12(Sat)02:53 No.18437501
    rolled 25 = 25


    This is going to end badly but I must roll in the hopes we finally clear this shit up. FOR THE EMPEROR!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:53 No.18437506
    rolled 44 = 44


    Well, here goes. Possible incoming shit storm detected.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:53 No.18437509
    rolled 43 = 43

    I say it was worth it!
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)02:53 No.18437510
    rolled 29 = 29

    my jimmies are about to get rustled so bad.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)02:53 No.18437512
    haha awesome.
    I should try and color some of these tonight
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 03/24/12(Sat)02:53 No.18437515

    Shit I knew it! REDEEM ME REST OF /tg/!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:54 No.18437520
    rolled 30 = 30

    We're doomed.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:54 No.18437523
    rolled 20 = 20

    This roll is probably important and therefore we are going to do poorly.
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)02:54 No.18437527
    rolled 74 = 74

    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/24/12(Sat)02:55 No.18437534
    rolled 38 = 38

    Time to get to the bottom of this shit.

    > implying that LG isnt going to troll us some more.
    >any requests?>>18437490
    Time to get to the bottom of this shit.

    > implying that LG isnt going to troll us some more.
    >any requests?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/24/12(Sat)02:55 No.18437535
    rolled 71 = 71

    >finally gf falls asleep
    >catch back up w/beer
    oh boy here I go...
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:55 No.18437536
    rolled 39 = 39

    With these rolls she's gonna end up having twins.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:55 No.18437539
    rolled 33 = 33

    here go the /tg/ dice again.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:55 No.18437542
    rolled 19 = 19

    oh god stress induced miscarriage right the fuck now
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:55 No.18437543
    Come on answers, we need them.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:56 No.18437548
    rolled 89 = 89

    I need to check the email field first.
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)02:56 No.18437551
    rolled 28 = 28

    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/24/12(Sat)02:56 No.18437555
    rolled 78 = 78

    What the . . how did that happen?

    Re roll
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:56 No.18437556
    rolled 53 = 53


    Roll dem bones.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)02:56 No.18437558
    rolled 36 = 36

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:56 No.18437560

    Well, hopefully she just dodges the question and--


    God damn it, don't give him ideas!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:56 No.18437561
    rolled 81 = 81

    >"No more ass slapping, not the major," she gives Perrine a look "not anyone else." she tells you as she jabs your torso.

    We have to lay a righteous smack upon Erica's ass at the next available opportunity.
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)02:57 No.18437567
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)02:57 No.18437571
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:58 No.18437576
    So long as we ask if she'd make an exception for herself first, sure.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:58 No.18437582
    rolled 18 = 18

    Hehehe and so it begins
    And it seems that makes Erica rather jealous, another good thing to know
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:58 No.18437583
    rolled 33 = 33


    That is a terrible idea.

    I love it.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)02:58 No.18437584
    rolled 86 = 86

    One more time
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:58 No.18437585
    rolled 20 = 20

    Or maybe Ursula's while Erica is watching.

    >pretty sure half of my captcha is someone's credit card number. worrisome.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:59 No.18437593
    Best plan
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:59 No.18437596
    rolled 83 = 83

    >all these horrid rolls
    Gawd this will suck.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/24/12(Sat)02:59 No.18437598
    rolled 13 = 13

    The dice gods doesnt seem to want us to know

    Last roll
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/24/12(Sat)02:59 No.18437599
    rolled 89 = 89

    this is too good to not do...
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)02:59 No.18437600
    rolled 41 = 41


    I think this is one of those 'ask forgiveness not permission' situations.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:00 No.18437601
    rolled 77 = 77

    That really could have gone better.
    We're at Nanoha's birthday party and people seem hell-bent on ruining it.
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)03:00 No.18437606
    rolled 33 = 33

    one last shitty roll
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:01 No.18437614
    rolled 95 = 95


    And now I'm getting the pictcha captchas, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:02 No.18437620

    I'm not sure I get complain since I had to go afk for a minute there, but what? Why are we asking this now?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)03:02 No.18437622
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    "I-it's..." She answered suddenly flustered "It's allergies."
    "Allergies?" you clarify. "But you already drank some alcohol the last time you were here."
    "N-no! Not allergies..." she says "It's for the ba-" she stops. " the bad reactions ive been having."
    "I see." you tell her as you put some pizza and and pigs in a blanket for the other witches in a plate, and watch as she gets some salad.

    You lead her back to the couch and take your leave of them.
    Nanoha and Vita are still singing on stage.

    WAT DO?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/24/12(Sat)03:02 No.18437625
    rolled 63 = 63

    Maybe I can get a 99?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:02 No.18437626
    rolled 68 = 68

    Just write "motherfucker" for the picture.

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:02 No.18437628
    Well, so blatantly disobeying her WOULD be deliciously naughty...
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:03 No.18437636
    Seek out Erica's ass and dispense five fingered justice.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:03 No.18437639

    Slap Erica's ass. Make it look like Hina did it.
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)03:03 No.18437642
    covertly yet loudly slap erica's ass, somehow make it seem like Sakamoto did it.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:04 No.18437647
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    Seriously? We're just going to let it go with a simple explanation? I vote we ask her a bit about the bad reactions, ask about the symptoms, and very kindly offer some analgesics or other such to counteract them.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:04 No.18437649
    See to Ursula and Hina, see how they're doing.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/24/12(Sat)03:04 No.18437650
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    rolled 70 = 70

    >"It's for the ba-"
    oh lawd...

    Get to ass smacking Erica
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:04 No.18437655
    Nah we stand right there and grin like a mofo when she turns around.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:04 No.18437656
    LG, have I mentioned that I LOVE the choices you've been making for Nanoha and Vita's songs?

    So we should go watch and cheer for a bit.

    >Random Note: Graf Eisen has the same voice actor as Simon the Digger.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:05 No.18437657
    We won't be ruining anything

    Maybe talk to Gai? Maybe presents time?
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/24/12(Sat)03:05 No.18437660
    rolled 52 = 52

    >"It's for the ba-"
    oh lawd...

    Get to ass smacking Erica

    >fucking 500 errors...
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:05 No.18437662

    We're not allowed to slap ass. So let's enlist Ursula and Hina.

    Use them for cover.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/24/12(Sat)03:05 No.18437664
    rolled 35 = 35

    >"N-no! Not allergies..." she says "It's for the ba-" she stops. " the bad reactions ive been having."
    >"It's for the ba-" she stops.
    >It's for the ba-

    And here I thought LG's trolling couldnt go any godlier

    >smairc original
    I agree, time to smack the original, Erica.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:05 No.18437665
    >"N-no! Not allergies..." she says "It's for the ba-" she stops
    >The ba-

    THE BABY?!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:05 No.18437667
    Dice said we are too stupid to do that.

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:05 No.18437670
    Nah, we do it once, turn invisible as she turns around, and then the second or third time she gets to catch us.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:06 No.18437675
    I wholeheartedly agree.
    After the party though.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/24/12(Sat)03:06 No.18437676
    >"N-no! Not allergies..." she says "It's for the ba-" she stops. " the bad reactions ive been having."
    >"It's for the ba-" she stops.
    >It's for the ba-

    And here I thought LG's trolling couldnt go any godlier

    >smairc original
    I agree, time to smack the original, Erica.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:06 No.18437677
    We gotta bend those rules or we'll never get to do anything fun. Look that ass right in the ass and smack it like a man.
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)03:06 No.18437678
    just keep teleporting behind her, for the last three we have today.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:06 No.18437680
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    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:07 No.18437689
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    That sucks.

    New vote, slap Hartmann on the ass. But no sissy-ass running for it or hiding or turning invisible. We get a good handful and grab on tight.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)03:07 No.18437690
    rolled 83 = 83

    OH SHIT! Looks like she is pregnant with futurayates kid.
    Seek Erica, slap ass
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:07 No.18437692
    >We won't be ruining anything
    With how the other posters have been acting?
    I think it far more likely than you think.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:07 No.18437693
    How about we skirt the rules and just grope her ass, instead of smacking it?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:08 No.18437702
    >"It's for the ba-" she stops.
    Oh boy here we go.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:08 No.18437707

    "I didn't slap."

    Poker face.

    Slow squeeze.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:09 No.18437713
    Go big or go home. This should leave a mark.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/24/12(Sat)03:09 No.18437717
    whats a grope without a good firm smack?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:09 No.18437718
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    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:09 No.18437723
    Okay, so you want to do this, in the middle of 20 people, at a birthday party, while our girlfriend is currently on-stage.
    Sure, Erica is also our girlfriend. But you don't think that making a fuss is a bad idea?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:09 No.18437724
    That was the first even slightly stupid thing we have done tonight.

    Most likely it will be the last since our options now are much slimmer thanks to no more shoulder Mio
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:11 No.18437736
    >More pregnancy scare trolling
    >Completely sidestep with dozens of posts about specifics of ass slapping plan

    We are learning.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:12 No.18437744
    This, and some manner of duet with Ursela. No being a wallflower for her!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:13 No.18437752
    Alright gents hear me out.

    This is a symbolic maneuver more than anything. She said no ass slapping, so we are going to slap her ass. Nothing more, nothing less. No groping or delegating to someone else, and no trying to avoid detection or shift the blame. Keep it simple and direct.

    She will love it.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:14 No.18437755
    >Most likely it will be the last since our options now are much slimmer thanks to no more shoulder Mio
    I was honestly hoping for us to have been able to keep Mio on our should all night. But no, people had to slap her ass and get her taken away from us. Now they're about to slap another ass, and I'm wondering which options are going to get closed off because of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:16 No.18437768
    Or get someone to slap our ass
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)03:16 No.18437769
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    You decide that the time is ripe for some mild skirmishing on the German front.
    "No ass slaps huh? Well, she didnt say anything about other things."
    You stalk up to where she's talking with the paper sisters and Gai.

    [ ]go invisibile
    [ ]go big.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:17 No.18437773

    Yeah, no, let's not do that. I'm pretty sure there wasn't any symbolic shit there, man.

    Just listen to Nanoha and Vita sing.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/24/12(Sat)03:17 No.18437774
    go big or go home
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:17 No.18437775
    Go invisible
    She will know it is us but she can't make a scene about it in front of everyone
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:17 No.18437776
    Slap her ass. Damn the rules.

    None of that invisibility nonsense. She'll know it was us anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:18 No.18437783
    Go big, one slap, than we move on and have a good conversation with Gai and the Paper Sisters, subtly inquire as to how Gai and Maggie are doing together.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:18 No.18437784
    [x] go covert
    Walk up beside her and start chatting, then go for the grope.
    I just hope we don't miss.
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)03:18 No.18437785
    [x] GO BIG

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:18 No.18437789
    It's too late to back out of this isn't it? The flowchart is already having paths cut off.
    [x]go invisible
    We haven't used that power much. May as well use it some more now.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:19 No.18437791
    >she's talking with the paper sisters and Gai.

    It is rude to interrupt. We should wait for another opportunity.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:19 No.18437792
    Go big or go home.

    That ass belongs to us, and we will grope it when and wherever we please.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:19 No.18437797
    >other things
    We're not slapping her.
    >grope erica.png
    Yeah that.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:20 No.18437798
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    Whelp, nice knowing you fellahs.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:20 No.18437804
    Yeah I wanted us to keep our shoulder decoration all night as well. Didn't turn out that way sadly so try and steer things away from idiocy

    On that matter invis then slap.
    We don't want to be idiotic about it and this is more troll worthy. Where did she drop Mio off to I wonder?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)03:21 No.18437807
    rolled 10 = 10

    Go big. We will pay for it later, but we are here to have fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:22 No.18437812
    Do we really have to interrupt? Can't we just slide ourselves into the conversation smoothly, and then have our hand rest on her butt naturally, instead of forcing it?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:22 No.18437813
    >Serious ass-slapping debates

    Apropos of nothing, here is a video that caused me significant physical pain because I was laughing too hard to breathe.


    Let's not make a huge deal out of this tiny german butt, eh?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:23 No.18437821
    [X]Go big
    1. Timestop
    2. pull JUST her in
    3. grope the ever living shit out of her for a full minute
    4. drop her back out
    5. walk back to where we are before time runs out
    6. act like we have no idea why she's panting and disheveled
    7. ???
    8. PROFIT
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:23 No.18437822


    Also, wait for her to not be mid conversation.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:24 No.18437828
    This. It allows us to be stealthy and give her a good slap
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)03:24 No.18437834
    Ignore roll, mistake.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:24 No.18437836
    >Yeah I wanted us to keep our shoulder decoration all night as well. Didn't turn out that way sadly so try and steer things away from idiocy
    Let's go find her again after shenanigans.
    >Pouting/pleading face
    "Our shoulder is all cold...
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:25 No.18437837
    Go big.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:25 No.18437844
    >but we are here to have fun.
    ....No we're not.
    We're here to make sure that everyone else has fun.
    We're here to make sure that Nanoha has a memorable and fun birthday party.

    We are not selfish or self-centered enough to endanger the enjoyment that our ladies and friends have at this party for our own amusement.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:25 No.18437846
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:25 No.18437848
    Such a decision.

    Invisible might scare her, doing it big might shock her or cause retaliation.

    How about we do it big, then immediately teleport away and hide in the crowd?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:26 No.18437850
    Heh sounds like a plan. Do the full on puppy dog eyes as well
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:26 No.18437859
    >"He hits like a girl." Mio tells Erica. "He hits like Minna to be more specific." she smirks. Erica jiggles her silent. #msq
    >"He hits like a girl."
    She's hankering for a spankering!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:27 No.18437864
    >"He hits like Minna to be more specific."
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:28 No.18437865
    Sounds like a more intelligent plan than the rest. Too bad he won't see it
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:28 No.18437875
    rolled 19 = 19

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:29 No.18437877
    >"He hits like a girl." Mio tells Erica. "He hits like Minna to be more specific." she smirks. Erica jiggles her silent. #msq

    Guys were

    Guys were we talking about something

    I can't remember
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:29 No.18437880

    This. If we have to be an ass, we may as well attempt to be somewhat subtle about it.
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)03:30 No.18437889
    as this combines the best of audacity and subtlety, I say yes.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/24/12(Sat)03:31 No.18437896
    I fully support this plan provided we give her ass a resounding smack at the end
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:31 No.18437901
    Make it so!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:31 No.18437902
    >Grope Erica
    >Something is off
    >Nanoha is still singing
    >She sees us

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:32 No.18437904
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:33 No.18437910
    More like
    >Nahona discovers her lesbian side
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:33 No.18437914
    >she sees us
    >point Erica's ass in her direction
    >"Want some?"
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)03:34 No.18437917
    oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit guys we are slowly turning into Negayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:34 No.18437919
    She's completely ware of our relationship, it ought not to bother her.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:35 No.18437923

    Nah, I think she can only really hack through time if she's trying to kill our ass. Right now, she's having a good time, so she should be affected like anyone else. Besides, when we last tried that on her, we actually got a few good couple of seconds before she broke out, so as long as we make it quick, she shouldn't notice.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:35 No.18437925

    Isn't she like 13 now? I just don't know about this quest any more.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:35 No.18437926
    In the middle of her party while she is singing?

    That is puuuushin' it.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)03:35 No.18437933
    Godammit, the lesbians got to me. Switching my vote.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:36 No.18437939
    We're supposed to be taking it slow with Nanoha. Erica will not be amused. Our balls will not be safe.

    >so as long as we make it quick, she shouldn't notice.
    >plan is for an entire minute
    Yeah, I don't think so.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)03:37 No.18437946
    It is, in fact, her 13th birthday we are currently celebrating.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:37 No.18437947
    Today is her 13th birthday
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:37 No.18437948
    Like I said, some people seem hell-bent on ruining Nanoha's birthday party.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:37 No.18437954
    Nahona only broke through the timestop using FULL POWER.

    She's singing on stage. She can't break it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)03:38 No.18437960
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    You walk up to Erica and your friends.
    "Hi guys, having fun?" you put a hand on Erica's butt.
    "Great par-" Michelle gets cut off as you stop time.
    [ 80secs]
    you pull Erica with you into the time stop.
    "Wha-mpgh" you kiss he hard, your hands grabbing and groping.
    Your hand is inside her pants
    She's attempting to rip your shirt open.
    You stop her and continue dealing with her mouth.
    You stop,
    "Wha-" she tries to pull you in for more.
    "Nope. Fix yourself up." you tell her "That's for kissing getting to kiss Hina before I did."

    You get yourselves back in position and restart time
    "-rty" Michelle answers you.
    Gai gives you a nod.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:38 No.18437963
    Full power and a shitload of emotion
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:39 No.18437965
    Fuck this. We grope Erica, but we do it casually while walking past on the way to get up on stage and sing with the loli.

    Ruining her birthday party will not be allowed.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:39 No.18437970
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:40 No.18437972
    How about no.
    And NO to groping or slapping Erica's ass at all.
    Any other time, fine. But not during Nanoha's birthday.
    Can we not flirt with every girl in the immediate vicinity for the few hours that is the birthday party?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:40 No.18437974
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    Next thing we know she'll pull us into the bathroom to finish the job.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/24/12(Sat)03:40 No.18437976
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    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:40 No.18437979
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    Mate, we've pretty much been doing so since the beginning. We more or less flat out stated to Mike that we're in it for the bitches.

    Though, admittedly, we're not THAT bad...yet.


    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:41 No.18437983

    >'Gottdammit.' Erica thinks to herself as she straightens her shirt. 'He's getting better and better. I need to get my game up.' #msq

    Shit yes
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)03:41 No.18437985
    Dear god we're awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:41 No.18437988
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    Well that went better than expected
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:41 No.18437991
    Politely inquire how they are all and ask Gai how his evening was x days ago with x being the night of the date.

    We set them up of course we want to see the fruits of our work.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:42 No.18437992

    She was completely focused on us and her power was going full tilt.

    She can't be just plainly immune to wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff or it would be widely know and a big deal in this setting.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:42 No.18437994
    Glad you're enjoying it. Now if you'll excuse me, my shoulder is getting chilly.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:42 No.18437995
    I SUPPORT THIS!! Continue conversation as befitting a gracious host.
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)03:42 No.18437996
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    g'night gents. see y'all on monday.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)03:42 No.18437997
    That'll do. That'll do.

    We were originally, but I like to think there's been a bit of a priority shift, since fully becoming Hayate, rather than Susan.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:42 No.18438000
    In before she practices with Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:43 No.18438004
    Not as much, we are still in it for the bitches but we are in it for different reasons
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:43 No.18438009
    try to practice rolling higher numbers in the meantime bro

    see ya
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/24/12(Sat)03:44 No.18438017
    Oh yeah, we are on fucking FIRE
    See ya mate, tis' been swell
    I dont see the problem here.
    >> Lookout 03/24/12(Sat)03:44 No.18438018
    rolled 24, 37, 10, 67, 98, 91, 26, 51, 58, 86, 88, 44, 67, 48, 14, 3, 66, 33, 91, 1 = 1003

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:45 No.18438024
    "I'm happy that everyone is enjoying themselves. It would not have been possible without everyone's help. That everyone could help to make Nanoha's birthday such...a..."
    Tear up a little, as we remember our 9th birthday. Alone.
    Without even a candle to mark the occasion.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:46 No.18438029
    >End with a nat 1

    Yeah, definitely put some more effort into that.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:46 No.18438032
    Nope happy time tonight
    PTSD time later, possibly on Keima again
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:47 No.18438037
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    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)03:48 No.18438043
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    "Why are you all red?" Anita asks Erica.
    "N-nothing!" she answers as she pushes away some stray strands of hair from her face. "It, just suddenly g-got hot here."

    "Gai, Thank you for the great fight earlier." you tell your bro.
    "No. Thank you. You have given me food for thought in dealing with enemies that can pull off unexpected maneuvers."
    "So, how was your walk?" You ask him.
    "It went well." Maggie moves a bit closer to him, their shoulders almost touching. "the company was good, and the conversation was entertaining."
    "That's great." you tell them. "I'll have to excuse myself now, I have guests to attend to."
    You bow out of the conversation.

    WHAT DO?
    [ ]mingle WHO?
    [ ]check on familiars
    [ ]find Mio
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:48 No.18438044
    Man up. Don't cry. Don't you dare cry.
    Don't ruin this day for Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:49 No.18438045
    Save it for OUR birthday
    Other peoples birthday parties are fine
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:50 No.18438049
    Find Mio.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:50 No.18438050
    Find Mio! Reacquire shoulder warmer
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:50 No.18438051
    >[X] Find Mio
    We need our pauldron!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:50 No.18438052
    Check on familiars. Where is Yuki?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:50 No.18438053
    [x]check on familiars
    These guys help us out so much, we should check up on them and let them know that their hard work is appreciated.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:51 No.18438055
    That is the greatest image and you are the greatest person.

    Let us mingle team-ward and congratulate them all on their battle royale performance. Ask Keima why he didn't have a master plan in place to win the whole thing himself.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:51 No.18438056
    Is that supposed to be one of the girls from K-On?

    I never watched it, but fuck, that's a sad picture.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:51 No.18438057
    I desire the return of our shoulder accessory. Once we have her we can mingle, perhaps with Yuki if she's here or our familiars to make sure they feel appreciated.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:51 No.18438058
    I love you guys!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:51 No.18438060
    Check on familliars while reacquiring pauldrons witch?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:51 No.18438065
    >you tell your bro.
    >use a picture of kamenRIder IXA
    >IXA = IKUSA

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:52 No.18438070
    It's too late now, dammit! Any attempt to get her back on our shoulder is going to look like an obvious attempt to flirt with her.
    Before we could get away with it because Kharn offloaded her on us, but we blew our chance at having her on our shoulder all night.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)03:53 No.18438076
    Dem Familiars.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:54 No.18438079
    Use Perrine instead? Or Zuchinni?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:54 No.18438087
    Use Perrine instead? Or Zucchini?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:55 No.18438088
    Well we need someone for our shoulder.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:55 No.18438089
    >>18437561 Here

    Got back from my booze run and son, I am proud of how you gentlemen took that and ran with it in my absence.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:55 No.18438091
    Add Sakura and we have a deal
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)03:56 No.18438096
    I could accept a shoulder Zucchini.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:56 No.18438098
    >"He keeps using that time watch. I must keep him from getting it fixed until he is ready for it." Ikusa says as he silently observes. #msq

    Bro of the year all years, lookin' out for us like a champion.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:56 No.18438099
    >"He keeps using that time watch. I must keep him from getting it fixed until he is ready for it." Ikusa says as he silently observes. #msq
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:56 No.18438102
    >"He keeps using that time watch. I must keep him from getting it fixed until he is ready for it." Ikusa says as he silently observes.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/24/12(Sat)03:56 No.18438104
    >"He keeps using that time watch. I must keep him from getting it fixed until he is ready for it." Ikusa says as he silently observes. #msq

    The plot thickens . .
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:57 No.18438105
    No necessarily flirting but we can do it for shenanigans

    And anyway pretty sure Nanoha didn't see it since there was no pink beam of death

    Bro as in bro not brother
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/24/12(Sat)03:57 No.18438107
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    >Zucchini on shoulder

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:57 No.18438110
    Perrine is still sick (as far as Hayate knows) and, while feeling better, she's still to be treated gently.

    If we have both Sakura and Lucchinni, though, that I can accept. Then it'll be more big brother-ly, than anything else.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:57 No.18438113
    lol everyone is watching the twitter
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:57 No.18438114
    Lol quadruple tweet-mind
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:58 No.18438118
    Well if we go for a smaller person we need at least two. Lucchini is a shoe in and Sakura is a great choice as well. If we see any other little sister types we can toss them on as well.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)03:58 No.18438120
    Both at the same time. It will be a d'awwsplosion!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)03:58 No.18438123
    >bro not brother
    Keep thinking that.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)03:58 No.18438124
    Zuchinni on one shoulder Sakura on the other and Mio riding on Erica?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)03:59 No.18438127
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:00 No.18438134
    Miyafuji backpack.
    Vita, Anita gauntlets.
    Twin doll greaves.
    Loli tactical armor.

    And then we ride around the quad on Big Ted
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:00 No.18438135
    In that sentence it is meant that way

    Or how about Luchinni on Mio with Sakura on the other shoulder?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)04:02 No.18438151
    You should know by now that LG isn't gonna let a word with multiple connotations just be used for one.

    That would be hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:04 No.18438164
    Naturally, but it was from our perspective and we have no clue he is our brother
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)04:05 No.18438167
    Put Sakura on Ursula who is also on our sholder, and we've got consensus.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)04:05 No.18438168
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    >Look for major pirate witch
    You wonder where Erica has deposited Mio.
    You find her once again on Kharn's shoulder.
    He's chugging from his cask, and she is drinking straight from a bottle of Amasec.
    "Ah major there you are." you tell her.
    "Miss me already?" She asks.
    "Well, I guess my shoulder feels colder now."
    "HAH! Too bad. I just found a good drinking buddy here." she says as she taps one of Kharn's huge pauldrons.
    "Hey you. Drink up!" Kharne tells you as he pushes the cask towards you.

    [ ]drink a little
    [ ]drink deep
    [ ]refuse
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:05 No.18438171
    We become tower of women
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:06 No.18438175

    Our sincerest apologies, but we have far too many guests to attend to to indulge ourselves now.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:06 No.18438176
    [x] NOOOOOPE. We're the host of the party, no drinks for us.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:06 No.18438180
    We're a man, aren't we?

    We chug like one.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)04:06 No.18438182
    Probably a terrible idea, but,
    [x]Drink Deep

    Pff, who needs reasonable perspective?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:07 No.18438183
    A very small drink, we don't want to be impolite but we are not here to get drunk and ruin everything.

    Tell Sakamoto that we'll make a better tower of women and that she'll regret not coming back to our shoulder. After the very small sip of alcohol to appreciate the flavor and nothing more, go forth and acquire little sisters to stack on us.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:07 No.18438186
    Sorry, I have to keep things going for the party.
    We will have to go drinking another time however
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/24/12(Sat)04:07 No.18438190

    Refuse. Not the time to get into a macho drinking competition with Kharn
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:08 No.18438199
    "I have my duties, I'm afraid. I am sorry, but another time."

    A butler drinking with the guests? That simply is not done!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:08 No.18438200
    Dude that's Tarrasque Piss. We'll get fucked up if we so much as sniff it.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)04:10 No.18438213
    Drink deep, then do this >>18438171
    The tower is Mio with Luccini on her shoulder and Ursula with Sakura on hers. We can add Erica and Nanoha too, for maximum swag/awesomeness
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:12 No.18438223
    If we were on our off time we would but we have responsibilities to attend to that we can't risk compromising with alcohol
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:12 No.18438225

    And in a shocking development, /tg/ users discovered to have no idea how to be a responsible host/boyfriend.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)04:13 No.18438230
    Not at all. I know it's a terrible idea, and that we shouldn't do it. I just don't care at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:13 No.18438233

    Politely decline. "Another times, perhaps."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)04:18 No.18438257
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    "I'm sorry, but I will have to refuse for now." you tell him. "I still have guests to attend to, I will be glad to drink with you later."
    "That's cool." he says as he chugs again.
    You have no idea how he's doing it though the closed helmet.
    "I'll save some of this stuff for you." he adds as a half a pizza disappears through the grill on his face.
    "Still feeling lonely?" Mio asks you, "I can fix that."


    >what page are we on?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:19 No.18438261
    rolled 38 = 38


    Rolling like the stones.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:19 No.18438263
    rolled 88 = 88

    Tower of women with Nanoha at the head!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:19 No.18438265
    rolled 28 = 28

    Not sure if I want a high roll or a low one. Is our titanium jockstrap securely fastened?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)04:19 No.18438267
    rolled 18 = 18

    Just page 4
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:20 No.18438268
    rolled 7 = 7

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:20 No.18438276
    rolled 56 = 56

    Yeah, that should just isn't warm enough for some reason.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:20 No.18438277
    rolled 22 = 22

    Page 5
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)04:20 No.18438280
    rolled 56 = 56

    The dice don't like us being informative.

    It's also the very bottom of page 4, so it may as well be 5.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:20 No.18438283
    rolled 47 = 47

    We shall have our shoulder Mio once again, and then we shall shoulder many more until we are a tower, a tower that truly showcases our swag and our love for our new little sisters.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:22 No.18438290
    rolled 2 = 2

    Pauldron witch is once again GO!
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/24/12(Sat)04:23 No.18438296
    rolled 61 = 61

    Dice, I know you and I have a strange relationship, but how about a good roll, eh?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)04:23 No.18438298
    >ill take those dubs

    "LUCHINNI! C'MERE!" The major yells across the room.
    The bubbly Italian runs towards you with Sakura close behind.
    "YEEEES?" they ask
    "Get on his shoulder. And don't get off for anything."
    "YAY! HAYATE RIDES!" Sakura says as she jumps up on you.
    "DIBS ON RIGHT SHOULDER!" zuchinni adds as she gets on.
    They settle themselves in like a pair of energizer bunny pauldrons.
    "WHEEE!!!" they say together.
    You say nothing but allow them to stay.
    "Feel better?" the major asks.
    "Much." you tell her as you walk away.

    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)04:24 No.18438307
    rolled 73 = 73

    Dice don't fail me now!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:25 No.18438308
    Check in on our familiars, make sure everything is running smoothly, they feel appreciated, after that we can expand the tower.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:25 No.18438311
    Now, find our familiars, and check up on them. Because they deserve to know how much we appreciate their hard work.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/24/12(Sat)04:26 No.18438318
    2nding because we need to
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:26 No.18438321
    Just drop the tower idea. It's simply not a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:27 No.18438324
    Part of me wants to tell Khorne/Kharne/however it's spelled that our pauldrons are better than his because ours are lolis. I doubt we'd survive that, for a number of reasons.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)04:27 No.18438334
    rolled 91 = 91

    Dawwww. Check up on familiars, expand tower.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)04:28 No.18438336
    rolled 72 = 72

    It's a fine idea, just not very... viable.

    His Sakamoto pauldron outranks our Zucchini, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:28 No.18438340
    He'll just grab another girl to put on his other shoulder.

    Not to self, keep Kharn away from Lo and J
    We dont want a crushed bunny and panda
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/24/12(Sat)04:29 No.18438348
    cold war of escalation of pauldrons against Kharn?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:31 No.18438355
    Nah the big guy is gentle with cute little animals

    And he is probably envious already because we have dual loli pauldrons instead of his drunken pirate witch one
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:31 No.18438356
    Operation Loli-Bot is GO!

    Shame there's too many people around for bunny mode. Women everywhere would cream themselves.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)04:32 No.18438357
    rolled 52 = 52

    Why not? He is a swell guy, and it's all in good fun
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:33 No.18438366
    There is no one present we A haven't shown it to or B care if they see it though.

    Vita might like it a bit too much though...
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:34 No.18438371
    I'm just seeing the two of us mingling with the guests a bit, then coming back to each other, each with more girls on our shoulders.

    We've got Zucchini, Sakura, Nahona, the Twins, and Hina riding our shoulders.

    Kharn has everyone else. On one shoulder.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:35 No.18438373
    Everyone else on one shoulder
    Mio still on the other drinking
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)04:36 No.18438383
    rolled 45 = 45

    Where is a drawfag when you need one?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:36 No.18438388
    I think he went to sleep
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/24/12(Sat)04:37 No.18438391
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    I like what I'm reading
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)04:46 No.18438428
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    >Check on Familiars
    You look around for your friends.
    You find the three of them sitting with Hina and Madoka.
    "Hi guys, having fun?" you ask.
    "Yeah, great party." Madoka answers.
    "Nanoha seems to be enjoying it a lot." Hina nods to Nanoha still on the stage with Vita.

    "Genkai batoru tatakitsukete Kizutsuita tte ii n ja nai" they sing

    "I'm glad she's having fun, it's her party after-all." you answer her.
    "Hey, I'm sorry about that thing earlier during the end of the exercise." you tell Hina.
    "N-no, I'ts a-alright." she answers blushing a deep red. "I-it just surprised me that's all."
    "I will have to make sure I tell you before hand before I do it again." you tell her.

    "BUNNY!" Sakura and Luchinni reach out for J and Lo.
    Hina hands Lo to Luchinni as Madoka does the same with J.
    "Guys, thanks for the all the help putting this together." you tell your familiars.
    "Is no trabble."
    "I live to serve Sir."
    "Think nothing of it good chap." they answer.
    "So Lo," you ask the panda "You getting along well with the others?"
    "Yes. Mister J and Mister Ted good friend now with Lo."
    "Glad to hear that. J, did you extend our invitations to Yuki?"
    "Yes sir. She might be feeling shy though."
    "I see.. Ted, could you kindly fetch her please?"
    "Of course, leave the lady to me." He says as he jumps off the sofa and heads to the door.

    [ ]cake time
    [ ]fireworks
    [ ]other?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:48 No.18438433
    rolled 87 = 87

    [x] dish out the cake, then start the fireworks.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:49 No.18438438
    Cake, I don't want Yuki to miss our awesome fireworks. I also just like cake.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/24/12(Sat)04:49 No.18438440
    Im back, whats goin on he-

    >Loli Pauldrons
    >Pauldron competition with Kharn
    >Tower of Loli

    What the hell?

    O-okay, I'll try.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:50 No.18438445
    Cake time!
    Then fireworks while everyone eats the cake

    Or fireworks and we wheel the cake out at the end...

    Not sure which is better
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)04:50 No.18438447
    rolled 73 = 73

    Cake. Rolling for Frank to somehow have gotten inside of it and is waiting to jump out.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:51 No.18438452
    Get to merchant fleet MISAKA.

    Dish out cake when Nanoha finishes her singing.
    Fireworks outside the window as everyone eats cake.
    use distraction to sneak Nanoha out to the roof
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:51 No.18438458
    So does the good roll mean we avoid scary transsexual or we get scary transsexual?

    Either way I hope no frank. We don't need HUEHUEUE right now and I would be quite scared of how he managed to get inside the cake
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:52 No.18438459
    That sounds good.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/24/12(Sat)04:52 No.18438461
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    delicious cake

    prepping for heart attack
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)04:56 No.18438483
    rolled 72 = 72

    Probably to get him. Hopefully, McNinja will ride in on Ted to stop him. Then the fireworks go off. Best. Birthday. Party. Ever.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)04:59 No.18438501
    >get MISAKA in here

    "Misaka 13442 watched as the wonderful fireworks display brought up wonderful feelings she thought she didn't have. She saw the birthday girl squee in delight at each explosion as the host held her high on his shoulders."

    "Misaka 2245 stared in confusion as Hayate attempted to balance 4 girls on top of him. She did not think this was standard behavior."

    "Misaka 55143 stared in awe as Kharn carried nearly all the female partygoers on his shoulders. She wasn't sure what kind of competition this was, but it looked like Hayate was losing. So Misaka gathered up the other Misakas in attendance and attempted to mount our host's shoulders.

    I am ashamed at our failure."
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:00 No.18438506
    Nah he has Yoshi. Ted and Yoshi will probably become friends despite Yoshi being not very intelligent, Ted would try to teach him to better himself though.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:03 No.18438526
    Talk to MISAKAs, maybe even acquire them for the tower.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)05:04 No.18438528
    rolled 28 = 28

    Yoshi is Gordito's mount though, and doesn't exactly like McNinja. Plus, what ninja could resist riding into battle on a motherfucking T-Rex?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:05 No.18438535
    Yoshi doesn't seem to mind McNinja and he did ride him before Gordito turned up iirc

    Nothing that say he can't have Gordito and Yoshi as backup anyway
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)05:09 No.18438551
    rolled 60 = 60

    Sorry, it's been a while since I read the strip. But yes, having two people ride dinos into battle at the same time would be awesome.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)05:12 No.18438568
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    "Sir! Merchant fleet Misaka, and rogue dinghy Touma spotted off the port bow!" you imaginary lookout reports
    "Course of action sir?" YOur navigator asks
    "Head straight for them. Hail them on all frequencies." You answer as you feed your imaginary parrot with an imaginary cracker.

    YOu head to the couches touma and the sisters are occupying.
    Touma is in between 10032 and Mikoto. The other three are on the couch beside that one.

    "Hey guys enjoying yourselves?" you ask them
    "Yes. Misaka says as she takes another slice of pizza." 10032 answers you.
    "Awesome party man, looks like the birthday girl is having a blast."
    "I'm glad she is. Can I get you guys anything?"
    "We are fine. Misaka says as she shows you a slice of pizza she is eating." one of the other three tell you.
    "Hey," Mikoto catches your attention, "What's with the two new girls on your shoulders?"
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:13 No.18438576
    It's fine, I only know because I was rereading it
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:15 No.18438588
    I'm collecting girls and wearing them as shoulderpads. Would you like to join, I'm trying to beat Kharn.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:18 No.18438597
    "I'm trying to be as audacious as I can tonight. Would you like to contribute?"
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:18 No.18438599
    rolled 40 = 40

    "Just a little game we're playing" leave it at that
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:19 No.18438603

    Attempting to beat Kharn in awesome pauldrons. Care to join?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:20 No.18438609
    Ask just how many sisters there are and how many are here
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:20 No.18438611
    rolled 36 = 36

    "Just taking them around for rides. Want to come?"

    >wait why are we hitting on Mikoto?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:21 No.18438614
    >>18438603 here,

    Changing vote to this. >>18438599
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:21 No.18438615
    As funny as a shoulder-girl competition would be, I don't think we actually started one with Kharn, and I don't think it would be a good idea. It'd distract the attention away from the birthday girl.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)05:21 No.18438616
    rolled 100 = 100

    Rolling for this
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:22 No.18438617
    ask Touma about the nun we saw him with in town that day
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)05:22 No.18438619
    I do not know.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:22 No.18438620
    Not hitting on her really.

    Although some of the sisters wouldn't be bad to add
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:22 No.18438621
    rolled 60 = 60

    Because there's TEN THOUSAND of them.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)05:24 No.18438627
    rolled 39 = 39

    I accidentally a new harem member, is this bad?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:25 No.18438631
    Nope it is good use of 100
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:25 No.18438632
    I am not completely sure. I'm just wondering how many people we can fit on us. Also the clones are completely cool with sharing.

    Also once Nanoha is done singing she is getting a tower hug.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)05:27 No.18438643
    Yes, we still need to hit a stable point.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:28 No.18438649
    >somebody rolls for my post
    >gets a 100

    I feel so loved!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:29 No.18438655
    Biribiri is already a part of Touma's harem

    >nat 100 anyway
    >"No, but it seems like fun."
    >she jumps on Touma's shoulder
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:30 No.18438660
    Well Perrine will be added sometime in the future, she has a dedicated spot.

    We're all iffy about Keima. If we only do him while he's fem-formed, then fine, but I just don't wanna share the girls with him. No NTR please.

    >tower hug
    Oh yes, we could pick her up and hand her to the top, and she gets hugs all the way down.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:31 No.18438661
    If we slow down the universe will snap out of its confusin and bend itself to screwing us again. The only way we can avoid that is to keep doing more and more crazy shit
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)05:32 No.18438665
    rolled 32 = 32

    Good for you! And because of our crit success, we now have a sea of bitches we can drown in! Everyone wins!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:33 No.18438673
    No, we're out of that universe. For now.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)05:34 No.18438676
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    "I'm trying to be as audacious as I can tonight. Would you like to contribute?" you ask with a smirk.
    "NOPE." she says as she grabs some more fries.
    "Is this part of the festivities? Misaka asks you as she is intruiged by this." says 10032
    "I guess you could say that." you tell her.
    "Then we will also participate. Misaka tells you as she climbs on to this boy." She says as she grabs Touma and gets on his shoulder.
    MIkoto gives her a look but does nothing.
    the other SISTERS just watch.
    "So. How many of you are there? if you don't mind me asking." You ask Mikoto.
    "There's 10122 of them I've confirmed running around." she answers you.
    "Yeah, clones. Crazy stuff huh?"
    "Yeah. How many of them are in the Bureau?"
    "The five of us and the two more with that albino freak." She tells you.
    "I see. Must be great to have so many sisters."
    "I guess it is, they can be a pain to handle sometimes though, especially around this idiot."
    SHe gives Touma a weighted look.
    "ehehehe" she scratches his head.

    At that moment Nanoha and vita step off the stage, tired out from singing.

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:35 No.18438680
    Out of that dimension.

    Not sure about universe since we don't actually know where in what universe the bureau is located
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:35 No.18438683
    Initiate Tower HUG!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:35 No.18438686
    Come on, we got a crit success! Throw us a bone here!
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)05:36 No.18438691
    rolled 7 = 7

    Tower of hugs!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:37 No.18438697
    She was going Tsun on us.

    It is a slippery slope from there
    Also we have no clue what the clones are actually thinking
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:40 No.18438713
    I think that people here are using the terms dimension and universe interchangeably. Wrong, I know, but it's hard to keep track of.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:40 No.18438715
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    "Nanoha! Vita! Come, join our mighty tower!"
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/24/12(Sat)05:41 No.18438720
    >albino freak
    so Accelerator is in the bureau, not sure if this is good or not,

    [x] Initiate Tower of Hugs
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:42 No.18438725
    Misaka is Touma-sexual. The crit got her clones in on the fun.

    We must spread this. This party is now a "picking up chicks" affair. Each guy has to literally pick up as many girls as he can. One with the most at the end wins... something. I dunno. A kiss from every girl he got?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:46 No.18438735
    I'm now picturing Hayate continuing to gather more girls until he turns into a peacock, except instead of tail feathers, it's girls.

    also, at the end of the night after everyone has left and we've given Nanoha the present, maybe we should dig out the massage oil and help her relax from her long night.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)05:46 No.18438736
    rolled 93 = 93

    A fudge statue of themselves, carved by us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)05:47 No.18438742
    That WAS me throwing you a bone.
    Would you rather she fry your face off ?
    Or maybe cutting your balls of with an iron sand sword?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:49 No.18438753
    >making promises in behalf others
    Nope. They get the BEST. COOKIE. EVER.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:50 No.18438758
    A magnificent dinner served by us and our butlerized animals.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)05:54 No.18438780
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    YOu walk up to her, the two lolis bouncing on your shoulders.
    "Great singing!" You tell her as you bend down to hug her "Did you enjoy yourself?"
    "YEAH!" she answers. "Heyyyyy... why are they on you?"
    She asks as she looks at Sakura and Luchinni

    also rollem
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:56 No.18438786
    rolled 87 = 87

    Hayate rides are apparently the new thing they like. Maybe I should make it a business?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:56 No.18438787
    rolled 99 = 99

    My shoulder were cold, so I decided to have someone help keep them warm, do you want to join?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:56 No.18438788
    rolled 94 = 94

    (why ARE they on our shoulders? Really? Because Sakamoto put them there.)

    "I was keeping your seat warm! Now c'mon!"

    And then we let the girls down and haul Nahona up. to take her to the fireworks show.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:57 No.18438794
    rolled 29 = 29


    Honestly? I figured, "Hell, it's a party, might as well do something awesome." Not sure if this really counts. Want on?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)05:57 No.18438797
    Well, I guess the cold shoulder can be incredibly charming.

    also, *shoulders.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)05:58 No.18438804
    rolled 10 = 10

    Dice don't fail me now!
    "We're having a bit of a challenge with Kharn. Would you like to join?"
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)06:00 No.18438809
    rolled 89 = 89

    Fuck you dice.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)06:09 No.18438845
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    "My shoulder were cold, so I decided to have someone help keep them warm, do you want to join?"
    "and why didn't you ask me to do it?"
    "You looked like you were having too much fun singing and I didnt want to disturb you."
    "oh. Okay. I want a piggyback ride!" she says
    "Sure, Hop on!"

    You crouch to allow her to climb on your back and she gets on.
    You once again move as she directs you through the crowd.

    You see Kharn get up on stage. Sakamoto still on his shoulder.
    Both seem buzzed now.
    He punches a few numbers and a flute intro from some movie with a boat you once remember seeing comes on.
    "Every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you"
    He begins to sing

    The door opens, Sousuke walks in,
    'It is ready' he tells you.

    Right behind him are Ursula and Ted with Yuki.


    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)06:14 No.18438864
    Greet Yuki, say that we're glad that she could make it. Serve cake and feed cake to the gaggle on our shoulders while watching a bitching fireworks display.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)06:14 No.18438866
    Aquire Yuki hat, then head outside for fireworks.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)06:14 No.18438867
    rolled 100 = 100

    Start ze fireworks!
    Then wheel the cake out for the finale
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)06:16 No.18438881
    I forget to remove my dice and I get a 100
    Fuck you tg dice, fuck you hard
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)06:17 No.18438885
    I wonder if we can stack Yuki up there with the rest of them. It wouldn't hurt to try, say it's a new fad, everyone is doing it.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)06:17 No.18438888
    rolled 76 = 76

    I think we might have gone a little overboard with the explosives...
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)06:18 No.18438890
    There is no such thing, especially when it comes to Nanoha, and you know it.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)06:18 No.18438894
    The missiles are miniature nukes.
    Nanoha's face when
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/24/12(Sat)06:19 No.18438898
    What did Sousuke use in there? Thermonuclear bombs?

    If so, brofist him.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)06:20 No.18438911
    rolled 75 = 75

    >mfw I get quads twice in one thread
    >mfw I have no face
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)06:21 No.18438916
    rolled 57 = 57


    The only way we could've gone overboard with the explosives is if we set off a chain of nuclear devices the likes which would make Micheal Bay weep with envy, destroyed Ideon while it's at max power, or, you know, some innocent bystander actually gets hurt.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)06:23 No.18438928
    Greet Yuki. Stuff assorted mouths with cake.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)06:26 No.18438938
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    You walk up to Yuki.
    "Glad you could make it." you tell her.
    "Thank's for inviting me." she answers.
    "Just make yourself comfortable, the main event should start soon.
    "Ted. See to miss Yuki here, will you?" you tell your Dinosaur buddy.
    "Of course."
    You have Luchinni and Sakura let go of Po and J.
    They turn into their larger forms as you order.
    "Kraus, ready some cake. around 5 should do."
    Kraus materializes them, one of them has a candle in it."

    You take Nanoha off your back and light the candle.
    "Kharn, If you would please lead us in the singing." you ask him.

    "HAppy birthday to you, happy birthday to you." he belches out over the karaoke system.
    His deep booming voice joined by everyone in the crowd.
    "Happy birtday dear Nanoha~ Happy BIIIRTHDAY TO YOUUUU~"
    She blows the candle out in the middle of applause.

    J and Lo start cutting the cakes up and handing slices out.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)06:29 No.18438947
    I forgot they were cuddling our minions.
    Christ we must of been an interesting sight, Hayate with Zuchinni and Sakura on his shoulders cuddling a mini panda and a rabbit
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)06:30 No.18438954
    Didn't we bake a cake? Get that one to Nanoha and Vita.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/24/12(Sat)06:31 No.18438955
    Good Lord, Zucchini and Sakuraon HAyate's shoulder, with a minion per girl? Thats one tough request
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)06:32 No.18438958
    It ain't gonna draw itself.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)06:36 No.18438973
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    With everyone now holding a slice of cake, you invite them all outside to the front of the dorm.
    "ladies and gentlemen, if you would join us outside, our friends Ursula and Sousuka have prepared a special treat for us."

    Everyone goes outside and stand near the dorm's entrance. The crisp night sky a welcome change from the room.

    'Ursula, Sousuke, If you please.' you mentillate them

    "hey, watch this." you tell Nanoha
    The first few mortars go up it hollow booms.
    And they explode in brilliant colors above the Bureau.
    These are quickly joined by countless amazing other fireworks and quite a few missiles launched from a weapons pod that popped up from inside on of the bushes besides the dorm.

    "OOOOOOH!" everyone says around you.
    You feel Nanoha's arms tighten around your neck from where she's perched on your back.

    Countless explosions of light fill the sky above you.
    Some of the larger ones enough to send shockwaves that almost send some of the guests sprawling.

    As the finale of a set of huge explosions die down, you command your familiars to lead everyone back into your room.
    You hand Sakura and Luchinni off to Lo. and sneak out quietly behind the dorm with Nanoha.

    "Where are we going?" she asks you.
    You take out a saucer.
    "Just come with me."
    You fly yourselves up to the roof.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/24/12(Sat)06:37 No.18438977
    Oh trust me anon, this shit is to damn good to pass up. I WILL finish this shit, and it will be glorious, headache be damned
    >> Sidestory: le chat francais Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)06:41 No.18438986
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    You are Perrinne Clostermann, a witch in the Bureau.
    And you really want to tell him

    He needs to know the truth
    You need to let out the truth.
    The two of you need to deal with this
    >> Sidestory: le chat français Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)06:44 No.18438997
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    You are Perrinne Clostermann, a witch in the Bureau.
    And the truth must be hidden for now.

    He told you not to tell him yet.
    He told you he will know when it is time.
    You know you should trust his judgement.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/24/12(Sat)06:45 No.18439000
    Great, now I'M feeling sorry for Perrine
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)06:46 No.18439006
    Help, I'm feeling bad for Perrine!
    why u delet poast
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 03/24/12(Sat)06:46 No.18439008

    Can we not do parents quest? I understand if that's the direction you choose to take it, it's your quest after all - But I was kind of hoping to see some more plot development and field agent-ness before the whole family thing got involved.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)06:47 No.18439014
    because it's shit that I got into my head that we don't need at the moment.
    >> Sidestory: le chat masqué Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)06:48 No.18439021
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    You are Ayasaki Ikusa.
    And you watch over your brother.

    You don't like how you've been deceiving him.
    You don't like how you've been lying.
    But you know you need to to protect him.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)06:49 No.18439025
    But it inst parent quest.
    Not yet anyhow.

    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)06:50 No.18439027
    >implying Perrine is actually pregnant
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)06:51 No.18439029
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    Uh, she is.
    >still in denial regarding pregnancy
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 03/24/12(Sat)06:51 No.18439030

    LG.. I swear you are master troll. Every time i read these I don't know what to think. And the twitter.. You're either.. Arrggghhh. All of my Black Rage.
    >> Sidestory: le chat masqué Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)06:52 No.18439032
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    You are Ayasaki Ikusa.
    And you watch over your brother.

    You know this is the only chance you'll have.
    Out of the infinite loops, this is where you will make your move.
    You will make sure of a happy ending this time.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)06:52 No.18439037
    >implying that's not LG fucking with everyone's head
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)06:52 No.18439038
    rolled 61 = 61

    Wait... Couldn't it be Ian's?
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 03/24/12(Sat)06:53 No.18439042

    Oh dear Emperor please let it be Ian's. I don't mind Perrine in the harem, dat tsundere, and I don't mind the preggers down the line but we're still stuck in the academy, let's do some awesome adventures before kids come into the mix.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)06:53 No.18439043
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    Make a wish.

    NEW THREAD TOMORROW AT 2200 4chan time

    >now thread tonight, have stuff to do outside the house.
    >see you fine gentlemen tomorrow.

    >twitter will have blurbs going through the night though
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)06:54 No.18439046

    ...Infinite loops? Wait, what?! Oh shit, our bro is attempting to pull a Homura for us!

    Speaking of, I kind of find it odd we haven't seen her yet, seeing as Madoka is around.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/24/12(Sat)06:55 No.18439049
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)06:55 No.18439051
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)06:57 No.18439057
    And off he goes trolling merrily along. Drinking the sweet tears of paranoid rage
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:00 No.18439068
    IMPLICATIONS you'll have so many implications you will implicate faster than implicate, you'll implicate as fast as implicats, your children will imply so much they'll be sent back to implicatia!

    As much as I want to believe this shit I just know LG is hiding a massive troll somewhere waiting for us to miss it entirely

    Dangling it right in front of us just to yank it away
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)07:00 No.18439071
    rolled 71 = 71

    Sweet Jesus it better be Ian's. WE NEVER SLEPT WITH PERRINE DAMMIT!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:03 No.18439088
    Except we might of in the future.

    And if it is Ian's we need to take a trip back home to dump the kid on him while Perrine is in classes, or drag him over here so he looks after it
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:05 No.18439097
    Might HAVE. Not of. That annoys me almost as much as than/then.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:07 No.18439111
    >infinite loops

    It's like Higurashi. We're trapped in a cycle of pain, only our brother is able to trigger the events that could let us escape it.

    Soon, we will see what it is like to lose all the happiness we've gained. And we'll have to fight fate and time to get it back. And no matter what we do, we lose.

    It's up to our brother to save us.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:09 No.18439118
    >You can't "PUT A HAT" on more complex 'constructs'.You've already been interacting with one for a long time, but that didnt happen. #msq
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:10 No.18439124
    Saw that. Not Yuki?
    >Chains can be cut. Walls can be torn down. But can you cut fate itself? Can you break destiny? Can you reform it to your will?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:11 No.18439132
    If it's Ian's he can keep both of them. We have enough shit to handle without babby momma drama. This is Mahou Shounen Quest, not Maury Povich Quest.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)07:11 No.18439133
    rolled 1 = 1

    Jakob is a construct. I FUCKING KNEW IT!!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:11 No.18439135
    Jakob perhaps? He's our only familiar who we didn't hijack.

    Dammit LG, we'd better uncover all the answers someday.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:13 No.18439144
    There's another possibility. MIKE.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:14 No.18439151
    I don't think its jakob.

    Maybe Mike?

    >remembers that tweet about Athena and "USING HER"
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:15 No.18439158
    It does fit in the sense.

    Also it could be one of the trainee's
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)07:20 No.18439175
    rolled 80 = 80

    If so, who?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:23 No.18439190
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)07:26 No.18439210
    rolled 87 = 87

    It's Shirou. Putting a hat on could mean to persuade, or effect
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/24/12(Sat)07:27 No.18439211
    Mike? Kraus? One of the girls? Shirou?
    >Girls: Maximum emotional trauma, maximum rage from us
    >Shirou: would explain why he's so fucking tough and retarded.
    >Kraus: He is and AI. Spy? betrayed by our own bro? Ouch
    >Mike: Same bro betrayal trauma as Kraus.

    Prepare your anus, comrades, LG's Troll Train is coming, and brakes isnt even in its vocabulary.

    >Chains can be cut. Walls can be torn down. But can you cut fate itself? Can you break destiny? Can you reform it to your will? #msq
    You can bet on it LG
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)07:32 No.18439238
    rolled 8 = 8

    Shirou is the key. Fate, he is from FSN, he cuts things and breaks dimensional bounds.
    Shirou may be the thing we need to break the cycle, fate itself
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:32 No.18439241
    It could be Keima,
    or Amazoness.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:33 No.18439242
    Well technically we've been interacting with Elsie, but we didn't HAT OF FRIENDSHIP her. Or anyone else, actually.
    I think Erica nicked our tophat at one stage, so she's out.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:34 No.18439246

    Goddamn you LG and your vague tweets
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:34 No.18439251
    >can you cut fate itself
    >can you break destiny
    >can you reform it to your will
    Exhibit A: Tedosaurus
    Exhibit B: Lo
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:38 No.18439265
    That was computer hacking, not reality hacking.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:38 No.18439268
    It explains why rider made so much of an effort to be a bro to him, in past loops he probably ignored him and so he lacked the ability to cut threads of fate. So by being friends with Shirou he made him interact with us more so that when it is necessary he can convince him to come help out

    Shirou comes to the rescue
    Ikusa leading him there with promises of fudge
    We actually end up with kids calling him unca Shirou because he saved our ass
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:40 No.18439276
    I actually doubt it is anyone on our team, maybe Mike but it seems a bit of a stretch, Kraus or one for devices makes pretty good sense for it since they are constructs and we know people can fuck with the data controlling them
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:45 No.18439288
    Nah, the Devices seem much more complex than the combat constructs weve been up against.

    It's HINA.
    Oh god.
    The fallout
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:48 No.18439296
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    Eh she was kinda forced on us.
    I will laugh if it turns out to be Perrine. And she IS pregnant.
    With Replicators.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/24/12(Sat)07:52 No.18439312
    rolled 4 = 4

    Then we nuke from orbit. Ony way to be sure
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:53 No.18439317
    That was hacking the computer that reality runs on.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)07:57 No.18439331
    Nah the constructs were inside the simulator.
    We basically hacked the gymnasium
    not reality itself
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)08:21 No.18439439
    I don't know why no one else has picked up on this...
    Perrine IS pregnant, The father is our brother.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)08:22 No.18439442
    Yeah it's a fact that Perinne's pregnant, but how so is it our bro?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)08:24 No.18439453
    Really it was just a guess based off of
    I don't know why he'd need to protect us from that though...
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)08:27 No.18439463
    No hes protecting us from those Canon Universe dream sequences.
    and NEGAYATE

    Kid's papa is NEGAYATE
    Calling it now.

    Next time we see hayate with a bowler, lets punch him
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)09:32 No.18439752
    So, what are we going to say to Nanoha when we give her the locket?

    As a starting point for the discussion:
    "I know you're going on Field Training soon, and I wanted to give you something to remember me if we can't see each other."
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)09:38 No.18439784
    if kharne was invited to the party i want to know why doomrider wasn't there.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)09:39 No.18439785
    add "I'll be waiting for you to come back." and "LET'S FUCK"
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)09:45 No.18439827
    Party's not over yet bro.
    Watch us we come back down with Nanoha to find the Emps, doom rider, Kharn and Max singing backstreetboys
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)09:47 No.18439840
    It's a bad idea to remind her that she's going away. that would ruin her birthday.
    Just give it to her with a simple happy birthday and a kiss.
    Also I think LG kept the handmade cake for the dinner alone.
    We didnt serve it earlier

    Something has me thinking. What's with the "large sleeping bag" we got from ash
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)10:03 No.18439950
    Well I doubt it is because we are heading back to our room tonight.

    Nope. We know we were there from the future when we were there, I'd anything that was Negayate fucking with us
    The deception is in him not telling us who he really is which I somewhat doubt he really is the rider but I think he has been posing as him out of necessity.

    As much as everything points to it I am still waiting for LG to pull the rug out from under us and reveal a masterfully crafted troll that he spent the last week laying out and misdirecting

    Or editors are going to fuck the timeline up so that she never was pregnant when we get dragged back into our canon
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)10:12 No.18439987
    well.. we did have complaints of the quest sinking into "dating SIM quest"
    He did talk about major tweests while he was in Malaysia.

    Is it bad that I am hoping she is pregnant?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)10:36 No.18440129
    I just realized we didnt find out what the twins or anyone else got Nanoha for her birthday, I mean we saw it but no clue what it does
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)10:40 No.18440146
    Yeah I was there for it. It was all of like half a dozen people in the discussion threads as opposed to the 30ish we normally end up with during quest time though

    Personally I think it is less of an issue than people are making it out to be and I honestly doubt LG would let it bog things down if it happens anyway.

    I really don't mind either way but I don't see LG doing this without something to troll us all with, same as the Ikusa situation, it is all too nicely leading towards one explanation for me to buy it from LG
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)10:46 No.18440182
    Twins most likely made her something that explodes.
    Maybe more fireworks.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)10:54 No.18440213
    Yah I figured as much I just wanted to know exactly what
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)11:04 No.18440267

    >The little blonde girl runs up to you and Hina. "Mommy! Daddy!" She says as her long hair bounces with each step. "Wha-?" she asks. #msq

    >You hold her up as she talks "I was looking at the pretty clock and then WHOOSH! and then I saw these people and then I saw you!" #msq

    >"and then I saw Unca Keima and he was funny." the girl laughs "And then I saw into Unca Ikusa, He was wearing the old clothes he had" #msq

    Also LG crashed on his bike.
    >> First Mate 03/24/12(Sat)11:15 No.18440325
    It only really a turning into dating sim quest because peel drove it that way.

    There were options to do other things than spend as much time as possible with the girls
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)11:18 No.18440346
    Possibly Perrines child?
    >> First Mate 03/24/12(Sat)11:21 No.18440362
    Also just my 5c but I think that the three sisters who turned up first aren't with Touma, they do have semi separate personalities and it seemed that only Misaka prime and 10032 were that close to him
    >> First Mate 03/24/12(Sat)11:26 No.18440391
    I need either less alcohol or more proof reading becuase I swear it didn't look that bad when I first typed this out

    It should be it was only turning into dating sim quest because people were directing it that way.

    I have no problem with it though, this is a bit like KS for me. Feels and d'aww

    Also nice work with Sakabroto tonight. Probably not the best way of handling it but the hindsight I get by only catching these at the end is a lot better than mang decisions at the time
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)11:27 No.18440404
    >omg who's a construct worries
    Jakob most likely is a construct, as he feeds off our majaik like Ted and Lo do, but he was "ours" from the start. It doesn't really matter if Mike or other staff are constructs, as there's no reason to expect them to suddenly turn off, as they're fulfilling needed jobs.

    If it's Hina/someone else we care about, it's only unfortunate if it turns out to matter. Which it probably will, but we'll have to deal with that when it comes.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)11:29 No.18440423
    I really think it won't be anyone established in our team / family

    Maybe the baby will be a construct which would be a nice twist especially if we have to destroy it

    Or maybe this Perrine is a construct and the kid will also be one and the real Perrine is somewhere else with Ian?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)11:33 No.18440445
    >People still trying to believe that Perinne's not pregnant
    Check out >>18439029
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)11:36 No.18440468
    Unless LG did that to troll.
    All signs point to yes but don't claim it until we know for sure
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)11:37 No.18440470
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    It's Athena.
    She turns into a little girl in the manga and claims Hina and Hayate as her parents.

    Or maybe it's Erica's kid.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)11:38 No.18440480
    Or Ursula's
    It being Athena works quite nicely though
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)11:40 No.18440494
    >Maybe the kid/Perrine won't be real, and we'll have to kill it!
    What the actual hell?
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)11:42 No.18440508
    >baby is a construct
    Nah. He said
    >you've been dealing with one for a long time
    the baby has only been 'alive' for a month.
    And we've only been 'with it' for a week at most

    Still betting it's one of the trainees
    WAIT, GAI is a construct controlled/inhabited by IKUSA
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)11:46 No.18440532
    Now that one works.
    And I was leaning more towards Perrine being the construct than the baby

    It is no crazier than half the theories people have posted before, a bit demented bit no crazier

    And if it and this Perrine were constructs then the baby wouldn't really be a baby beyond it being coded as one
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)11:48 No.18440549
    The Gai idea works if Ikusa is stuck in cat mode as well
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)11:54 No.18440592
    I preferred Gai just being an actual rider
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)11:55 No.18440604
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    45 mins ago.
    >"Um. Who exactly are you?" Hina asks "Mommy's being funny today, It's me, Alice!" The little girl in your arm says with a laugh. #msq

    3mins ago.
    >"Hey dont blame yourself." she tells you as she holds your hand "I wanted this. I-I actually forced you to do it back then. Je t'aime." #msq

    <LG's damaged bike-kun
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)12:05 No.18440675
    >"I-I actually forced you to do it back then."
    We gon get raped when we go back
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)12:05 No.18440676
    Heh potholes need depth indicators apparently
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)12:06 No.18440686
    I don't think so much raped as jumped.
    And she is gonna stop us using any protection
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)12:11 No.18440717
    and we have to go along with it since it's predestined for her to get pregnant
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)12:14 No.18440735
    Just wait till it happens and we will have to roll to impregnate her.

    And tg dice shall fail us and make us fall to a pime taradox
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)12:18 No.18440764
    >"Hah. As if I'd fall for that." Erica says as she eyes the cheese slathered baked potato in the bear trap. **SNAP** "gottdammit!!!" #msq
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)12:18 No.18440766
    I just had a thought.
    Imagine having sex with a girl while she is wearing a boom dress like Nanoha's

    Shit doing Nanoha with that dress on would be like the best sex ever for her, nothing would be as good to her afterwards
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)12:26 No.18440827
    2 words
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)12:31 No.18440866
    We can explode in the condoms ourselves.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)12:31 No.18440867
    Sounds messy.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/24/12(Sat)12:33 No.18440889
    Fuck it, if no one else is gonna post it:

    >"We shall do it soon. This is our opportunity to seal the loop." The man in the shadows says. "Wake the sleepers. The time is upon us" #msq

    Paranoia... go!
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)12:56 No.18441121
    I think this thing with us going to be checked for data manipulation is going to be a way for us to round out our minions

    It might even be a new power we can try and if we get good enough screw with devices
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)13:00 No.18441156
    The bear trap bit reminds me of our plans for them.

    Makes me think I want to try it with gummy BEARS in one, fudge in a few

    And once we wrap up the party and get some are time we must get the melmo candies in preparation for the next rest day / period we have free.

    I hopefully we can grab some under "alchemy training" and then use them so we can get an idea of what it fees like to be a proper child so we can make potions of it
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)13:06 No.18441204
    YOu know I had a thought.
    The RCH has everything we need [well almost]

    WHy don't we try getting age decieving pills there?
    [theyre not melmo candies, in the negima manga they're sold over the counter.]

    And maybe some jusenkyo powder
    [temporary cursed water from ranma universe]
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)13:08 No.18441217
    Because we're not going to try to tell any of our loved ones that they need to change themselves for us. That's super shitty.
    >> Anonymous 03/24/12(Sat)13:09 No.18441222
    Those are a bit more specialized, they carry almost anything mundane and low majaik you could possibly imagine but for trickier stuff you need to make it or find a specialist to make it.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/24/12(Sat)13:09 No.18441226

    Why do I think about this song... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KUJE2xs-RE

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