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    234 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: End of the World Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)20:50 No.18457122  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    You are awakened in the middle of the night, the bed suspiciously empty.
    someone is sitting on the edge of the of it.
    You sit up and turn on the lights.

    There she was seated with her back to you.
    She's grown up but there's no mistaking who she is.
    That long blonde hair, and that unspoken grace clearly giving away who she was.
    "A-tan?" you call out to her.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)20:53 No.18457142
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)20:57 No.18457182
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    "Hello Hayate." she answers as she faces you.
    "W-why are you in my room A-tan? Where have you been all this time?" You ask.
    "I'm sorry, but i don't have time to answer that." She says as she crawls closer to give an embrace.
    An embrace that takes around 15 minutes.
    "I don't have time!" she says as she finally lets go.

    "Why are you here A-tan?" you ask again.
    "I'm going to be blunt. Do you know where your brother is?" she asks
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)20:57 No.18457187
    Oh goddammit.

    How did she get here? How did she get through the Bureau's defenses?

    And most importantly, what is she doing here?
    No, scratch that. Most importantly, where are the girls?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)20:57 No.18457190
    >started early since thread will have to end early today.
    >Dental appointment
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)20:58 No.18457203
    "Brother? Ikusa? After he ran away, I haven't heard anything from him."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)20:59 No.18457207
    To be honest I'm slightly confused as to where 'I' am right now... but no.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)20:59 No.18457209
    "Of course I don't."
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    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:00 No.18457229
    Bureau's defenses? I'm more curious how she got through Souske's defenses.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:01 No.18457235
    Probably the same we we would. Time stopping/teleporting/invisible flight.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:03 No.18457257
    More likely we got moved to a place identical to our room.

    I can't see her being able to move ALL the girls through the Bureau without detection.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:06 No.18457280
    "Ikusa? I haven't seen him in forever. Why do you ask? Wait... where is everyone? Have I been abducted again? Can the Yakuza travel between dimensions now? Am I on an operating table and this is some compliance spell? Oh god I knew they'd find me!"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)21:07 No.18457285
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    ""Eh? Ikusa niichan? I have no idea." You tell her.
    "But I'm sure he's out there saving people."
    "I see. I guess I have no choice." She winces in pain and holds her chest. "UGH!"
    "A-tan!"you call out in concern.
    "Don't worry about me." she says. "I'm going to tell you two important things. Make sure you remember them."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:09 No.18457305
    Turn up the swag and chivalry. Cradle her against our chest while she talks since she's in obvious pain.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:09 No.18457309
    Bust out a notepad.

    Alternatively, have Kraus record this shit. He should be anyways.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:09 No.18457314
    Focusing all processing power... must become force that stops us from fucking this up...
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:09 No.18457315
    Agreed. We need Kraus recording everything.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:10 No.18457326
    This. Hayate is a gentleman with a heart of gold and she's in pain and trying to help us.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:11 No.18457329
    We can't fuck this up. Characters always fuck this up. We will not.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)21:15 No.18457369
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    "First thing is about your watch." She tells you. "Make sure no one else gets hold of it."
    "No one should handle it except for you. It is a forbidden power that no one must lay their hands upon."
    "If you tell people about it, it could bring about unnecessary danger."
    "O-okay" you answer.
    "As for the other," she continues "When you see me next don't lose your composure and just follow my lead."
    "...why?" you ask
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)21:20 No.18457415
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    She doesnt answer your question.
    "I'm sorry, I want to tell you so much but I have no more time."
    You see her clutching a pocket watch with a broken face.
    "So please Hayate, Do your best. I'm sure you can do it."

    "Bye, Hayate."
    "WAIT! A-TAN?!" you yell out
    "A-TAN?! A-TAN?!"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:23 No.18457444
    Shit, we just woke our girls up, didn't we?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)21:24 No.18457454
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    A foot lands square on your face, waking you up.
    You look around in the darkness and find yourself once again surrounded by your girls.
    All of them dead tired from the party that ended just a couple of hours ago.
    "A dream?" you ask yourself.

    It is 3am. But you don't feel like going back to sleep.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:25 No.18457459
    Wait... This was all directly from the manga...

    Is this actually happening, or just a Dream of Canon?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:25 No.18457467
    Seeing as we can't go back to sleep..

    'Kraus. Did you get any of that?'
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:25 No.18457469
    If we shouldn't let people know about the watch, let's see if we can't fashion it into an amulet/locket. We can probably stick some kind of holochip of our girls inside the thing too.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:25 No.18457470
    Oh damn someone colored it.
    Now we need the SWAGTRON drawing and have that colored.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:26 No.18457474
    Ok, the first one was a no brainer. The second one has me uneasy. Remembering it is fine. Doing what she says off blind faith is not. We'll have to see when the time comes if we'll trust her or not.

    A-tan just pulled a time stop or some other such fuckery on us. She apparently has a second watch similar to our own.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:27 No.18457479
    Not just someone. LG colored it.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:27 No.18457480
    She's talking about our watch though.
    It's real.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:27 No.18457492
    'Kraus, can I trust you? I don't mean you personally, I mean you as a device. Do you guys get monitored or anything? Is there any way you could be used to spy on us? I just realized I know a lot less about you as a piece of technology than I do about you as a person.'

    Let's make sure we don't need to start hiding things from Kraus.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:29 No.18457508
    Well, we could go to the Doctor about this.

    He's the last one who'd be interested in taking our watch, considering he has something much better. And it might shed light on the mystery of our power drain.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:30 No.18457516
    Assume Canon.

    We go for a walk. We got what, an hour till breakfast/bread time? Who knows we may run into someone important at this hour. Well that or we get mugged by Michelle, Mike's evil twin sister.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:34 No.18457573
    >evil twin sister gorilla that was caught up in our swag-orbit
    >oh god no
    >big gorilla with red lipstick chasing after us
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:35 No.18457592
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:35 No.18457593
    Mmm. See if the Doctor is around, if not, go for a walk to cool our head and collect our thoughts.

    Need to start planning Hina's date, and prepping for Sousje's camping trip.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)21:36 No.18457600
    'Kraus, can I trust you?' you call out to your partner as the girls settle back in around you.
    'I don't mean you personally, I mean you as a device. Do you guys get monitored or anything? Is there any way you could be used to spy on us? I just realized I know a lot less about you as a piece of technology than I do about you as a person.'

    He answers you, surprisingly enough, without swearing.
    'Thanks, I needed that. One more thing, did you get any weird energy signals just now?'
    He reports.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:36 No.18457611
    I have convinced myself that theres an Anti-Bureau somewhere out there, when everyone is evil and gender-swapped.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:38 No.18457628
    >everyone is evil and gender-swapped
    >negafemayate is manipulatively maintaining a stable of nazis and so forth, plying their jealousies against each other to maintain control over them
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)21:38 No.18457631
    >evil and genderswapped
    >Yandere keima
    >Masochistic Erica
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:38 No.18457639
    Tongue in girls butts
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:39 No.18457642
    Tch, that near damn confirms it. We need to see the doctor about this ASAP.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:39 No.18457645
    Tell him the 2 things we're not supposed to forget. He probably won't understand if we tell the whole story right now, so give him the short version.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:39 No.18457647
    I think we need to tell Mike our story, minus the last bit about the watch.
    >two nurses
    >they're both the same
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:40 No.18457654
    Clearly we are being connected to someone's mind. Likely A-tan's. We should be on our toes.

    Lets head out and think some.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:40 No.18457658
    Hey, that's my schtick, pal. You can't just use that kind of ordinance willy-nilly. You have to wait dozens of threads for the comedically ideal moment and then strike surgically.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:41 No.18457669
    If we really can't sleep, maybe we should go for a walk. Smell the night air, sit by a large body of water, think about what this means, and get blown up by Sagara's land mines.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:41 No.18457672
    Okay, yeah, nah, that's worn a bot thon. Poor timing, mate.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:41 No.18457673
    'Thanks, Kraus. But did you detect anything else, like any of my thoughts, anything that I might have seen? Anything that happened in those 22 minutes.'

    Well, we're not going to get any sleep. May as well get up, take a walk around the Bureau as we plan for the combat trials, Sousuke's trip, and Hina's date.

    It should be Friday today, so we could take Hina out tonight.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:41 No.18457675
    So. It is A-tan draining our majaik. This is good to keep in mind. I think she's somewhat yandere for us, though. This bears thinking about. Let's think about more ways to keep our watch on us and concealed at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:42 No.18457677
    And is serving as evil dictator for life with her evil gender swapped reverse harem. And shirou is still shirou, but with tits.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:42 No.18457678
    Lie under our swag pile and think about why she would have our watch with a broken face
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:42 No.18457681
    So now we have more evidence corroborating that A-Tan is related to our magic drain. We won't get back to sleep, leave a note in case we're late getting back, fiddle with the dagger of time, visit the fucking Doctor if at all possible.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:42 No.18457685
    I think A-tan leeches our own power to manifest herself here. What a pain.

    Fill Kraus in on what just happened, and let's go see the Doctor. He's one of the few people we can trust, by dint of him being incorruptible.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:43 No.18457692
    >And is serving as evil dictator for life with her evil gender swapped reverse harem. And shirou is still shirou, but with tits.
    Except that Shirou is actively fucking with us instead of passively fucking with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:43 No.18457705
    >We need to see the doctor about this ASAP.
    Oh that would be nice, if he was actually here.

    The Doctor is not at the Bureau. Stop saying "Go to the Doctor" because he's not expected to be back until much later.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:43 No.18457708
    She also drains our majaik when we end up in canon I think.

    Makes sense as far as I see
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:44 No.18457713
    Were we in R.E.M. during the event?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:45 No.18457724
    He's back in two years, but we don't know if that's for us or for him. He's the Doctor. He could be back literally any moment.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:46 No.18457735
    Actually, we don'k now when he's back. No-one does.

    I think people are saying we should go check.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:46 No.18457739
    Actually we have no clue if he is here or not, the sign changes each time we go there.

    Heading down that way with frank on suspension is a dangerous thought though

    Shinji might be able to help us though
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:47 No.18457751
    Time Travel, he could be back any moment and we need someone with experience in dimensional and time travel and he fits the bill really well, if we can't find him we might want to see if we can find a time/sand based guy to help with the dagger at the very least.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)21:47 No.18457752
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    You decide to go for a walk to clear your mind.
    You teleport out of bed and change into your tracksuit.
    You leave a note on the table,
    [Went out for a bit, might be late coming back. -H]

    You head out of the door with your brain full of fuck.

    [ ]The Doctor
    [ ]Walk to town and back
    [ ]other?

    Shirou is a sexually aggressive brown skinned loli.
    And she likes salty stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:49 No.18457763
    The Doctor, it's a longshot but we might get something out of it. If he's not there we'll have to find someone else with time expertise to help with both our time/dimensional fucked up stuff and someone to help with the dagger.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:49 No.18457765
    [x]The Doctor
    People want to see if the Doctor is in. I doubt that he will be back, and we will have gotten nothing for our troubles.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:49 No.18457767
    >And she likes salty stuff.

    Anyway, let's check to see if the Doctor's there.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:49 No.18457770
    [x] Doctor, if he's not there, call Mike.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:50 No.18457779
    Doctor, walk if not present.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:50 No.18457783
    [x]The Doctor
    Comeon suddenly 10th.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:51 No.18457785
    >call Mike
    >at 3AM
    Do you WANT to get pounded into a bloody smear by an irate gorilla?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:52 No.18457805
    Crazy plans from last thread

    Regal lion bro, wears a fancy cape ( red with gold trim ? )
    Wolf bro wearing beret looks like the big boss acts like a KSK veteran, all business but still classy
    Kangaroo Anzac / SAS bro with an akubra hat with corks, sort of a mirror to the wolf, laid back but still good
    Shark with a pirate hat that has a skull and crossbones badge that shoots frickin lasers, adorabloodthirsty maybe named Chummers, he flies when we aren't near water

    Melmo candies for trolling people and for group adventure as chibiyate and friends
    Gender swap potion for trolling people possibly Keima bit most likely Shirou
    Look at dagger to see if we can use part of it to fix the watch while keeping most of it in working condition for added time dickery
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:53 No.18457808
    >Shirou is a sexually aggressive brown skinned loli.
    >And she likes salty stuff.

    So, NegaShirou is Zucchini?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:54 No.18457819
    The Doctor is replaced by The Master.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:54 No.18457823
    If he isn't there then walk to town while we sort out of brain full of fuck

    We need to replace our Shirou with that Shirou, would be much easier to handle and less trouble that derpmonger
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:55 No.18457842
    Plus we can "produce" salty stuff for her to eat.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:56 No.18457860
    She and Erica would get along alarmingly well.

    They can have salty fries during the day and salty other things during the night
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)21:59 No.18457896
    Is she a perma loli though?
    And does this mean that dimensions Ilya is a giant muscular man with a Loli fetish?
    What does it mean for saber as well? Still female but more a tired mother figure or male?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:01 No.18457919
    ...Let's not think about that.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:01 No.18457920
    King Aurthur except a viking?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:01 No.18457922
    >What does it mean for saber as well? Still female but more a tired mother figure or male?
    The girliest girly man ever. So girly he doesn't even think of himself as male.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:01 No.18457925
    In that case berserker would be the little girl as well.
    With a massive axe, wild hair and loincloth / caveman dress

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:01 No.18457926
    So Illya is Berserker and vice versa?
    And Saber would be Prototype Saber Alter?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:02 No.18457940
    Trap saber? Bueno
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)22:02 No.18457941
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    YOu decide to check in with the doctor, now that you have some data on your majaik drain you could show him.
    Maybe he can also help you out with some of this timey-wimey shit.

    You softly make your way though the quiet corridors and across the empty quad.
    You enter the silent medical wing.

    Quietly, you walk to the corridor where the Doctor's blue box should be.

    There you find a man in a pin-stripped brown suit changing the sign.

    "Hello there How can I help you?" he asks
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:03 No.18457960
    I was hoping the doctor was around but it seems not, do you know when or where he is?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:04 No.18457965
    "I'm looking for the Doctor."

    Wrong Doctor but he'll get the idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:04 No.18457967
    "Ah, yes, I'm looking for the Doctor's office. Perhaps I am in the wrong corridor?"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:04 No.18457970
    "Looking for the Doctor, is he back yet?"
    We should be on guard, theres a goings afoot.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:04 No.18457972
    I'm looking for the Doctor, any idea where I could find him? I have made an interesting discovery concerning my condition and would like to ask him for a favor.

    I know OOC that he's the doctor but we can't act on that.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:06 No.18457996
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:06 No.18458002
    "I'm looking for the Doctor with the blue box. I take it he still isn't back yet?"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:06 No.18458004
    Oi mate, I'm looking for a gallifreyan.
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    >There you find a man in a pin-stripped brown suit changing the sign.
    Finally an excuse to post this pic.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:10 No.18458054
    Dr Who anime? If they had the proper VA's and writing I would watch it
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)22:12 No.18458073
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    "I'm looking for the Doctor." you tell him. "But it seems he's still not back yet."
    "Ah yes. Well, the box blew a fuse or twelve, he's setting about on repairing it, he should be back by yesterday." he answers.
    "Now, I'm a Doctor too. And although I could not do much right now, I could give you some advice."
    "Never let anyone get their hands on THAT. Dire consequences await you if it happens." He finishes changing the sign and walks away.
    "Make sure to REMEMBER." he shouts out as he goes around a corner.

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)22:13 No.18458083
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:14 No.18458101
    But that's the same as the cryptic advice we just got. What use is that?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:14 No.18458103
    "Why the HELL does NO ONE want to give me a straight answer about ANYTHING lately?"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:14 No.18458107
    Well it is a pocket watch right?

    We need a chain for it. Preferably one that physically attaches it to our body somehow.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:15 No.18458116
    "Wait! If you see him, let him know I have a lead on that majaik-draining problem!"

    Well, of course he'll know, but anyway...

    Let's jog out to town.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:15 No.18458120
    "I already knew that!!!" We have yet to visit Dr. McNinja, and I have it on good authority that he does not hire night crew. Lets ask him about our insane dreams.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:16 No.18458122
    rolled 68 = 68


    Time not doing anything is time wasted.

    We've got some books don't we?

    Might as well study them or head to the gym and run some simulations.

    I remember we were considering using the orichalum wires as an attack weapon. Might as well get some training time in.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:16 No.18458123

    "He won't be around the corner but if he is ask if we can take a brief jaunt to about three years in the future to get our watch looked at.

    Think if there are any of staff members that would know about ancient daggers and find them, if not head to town.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:16 No.18458124
    Look around corner to see him mysteriously gone
    Then go for a walk, maybe go wake Shinji up to try and figure out our mind full of fuck
    >> Ausfag 03/25/12(Sun)22:16 No.18458130
    Voiced by Barry Humphries?
    >SAS kangaroo
    As long as he's a kickboxer, not a regular boxer, I'm fine with that.
    Go talk to Mike. At the very least he needs to know about the girl that can invade our dreams and drive up our magic drain.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:17 No.18458137
    Well, since he told us to "remember" separately from telling us to not let anyone get their hands on our watch, we obviously have some sort of horrible repressed memory thing going on. Or maybe we have canon-hayate's memories as well as our own?

    We need to see someone who can muck around inside our head. And in a magick way, not a therapist way.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:17 No.18458144
    I think we need to talk to Mike, no matter how cranky he'll be at this time. He'll understand once we lay down this crazy level shit that's going on. Worst case is he'll only be able to run a report up the chain to the Director. She might have an opinion about this too.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:18 No.18458149
    Speaking of which McNinja never seems to sleep.
    We should find out his secret so that we may get more time for mucking about with potions. Going to sleep with and waking up under a pile of girls is nice though
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:18 No.18458152
    rolled 61 = 61


    >Talk to mike

    At 3 in the morning?

    Have you seen an upset sleepy gorilla?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:18 No.18458157

    Head into town, procure means of watch security.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:19 No.18458164
    We have guns and endless clips.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:20 No.18458173
    Fucking cryptic people, visit Mike, we have oddball shit going on and we need to go up the food chain and find people with skill sets related to this.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:20 No.18458176
    Well I hadn't thought of who would voice him, I had thought someone like Geoffrey Rush in pirates

    Kangaroo is a master of many forms of martial arts revolving around hitting thing with hands or feet and is speaks like Paul Hogan ( crocodile Dundee )
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:20 No.18458180
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:21 No.18458188
    >We need to see someone who can muck around inside our head. And in a magick way, not a therapist way.

    Well, maybe Shinji CAN muck about in our head in a Majaik way, but regular therapist method is just easier.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:21 No.18458198
    I think he's telling us that for future use.
    Like if we ever get thrown back into canon.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:21 No.18458202
    They're specifically Hollywood clips, so the mistake is intentional, or at the very least ironic.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:21 No.18458203
    Are we dealing with Spiral God Shinji or regular shinji?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:22 No.18458207
    rolled 4 = 4


    The remember would be following A-tan's lead when we next see her.

    Metaing, we should be ok, since this looks like it'll play out exactly like the manga.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:25 No.18458254
    I still don't trust her. Her motives aren't necessarily ones we want to go with, whatever they are.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:28 No.18458283
    Whether her motives are the same as ours it might be a situation where she really helps us though.

    She wants us all for herself but she also doesn't want us taken away by whoever is after us other than her
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)22:28 No.18458284
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    "Why the HELL does NO ONE want to give me a straight answer about ANYTHING lately?"
    You yell out in frustration as you walk down the hall.
    A door opens to your left.
    Frank walks out in red lingerie.
    "Ohohohoho, I can give it to you STRAIGHT. STRAIGHT AND HARD."

    WAT DO?
    [ ]run
    [ ]run
    [ ]run the fuck away
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:29 No.18458298
    rolled 99 = 99

    >[x]run the fuck away
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:29 No.18458299
    rolled 35 = 35


    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:29 No.18458301
    rolled 81 = 81


    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:29 No.18458302
    rolled 37 = 37

    Run the fuck away
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:29 No.18458309
    rolled 59 = 59

    Run the fuck away, FUCKING FRANK, You're on probation you sick motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:30 No.18458311
    rolled 87 = 87

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:30 No.18458315
    Well, I was about to roll, but then the problem was solved. Also, I thought McNinja kept him in a fucking cage.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:31 No.18458319
    Good work, Anon.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:31 No.18458328
    rolled 36 = 36

    This has got to stop...
    We tell Frank to fuck off...
    if that doesn't work, we report him
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:31 No.18458331
    Heh we run like the god of speed,

    With all the running away from Frank we have been doing we should get an upgraded bunny mode
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:32 No.18458342
    He terrorizes a staff member.
    What would us reporting him do?
    >> Dorfboots !!6qujI7jhvLR 03/25/12(Sun)22:32 No.18458345
    rolled 67 = 67

    No. Fuck this. Time to face our fears and tell off Frank for being a fucking weirdo. Punch him in the cock.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:33 No.18458348
    rolled 86 = 86

    LEG IT!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:34 No.18458363
    Except he would enjoy that.
    Frank is instant death if he touches us, our only option is avoid until we are a time lord so we can drop him into a black hole
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:34 No.18458366
    There'll be a time for this, but it's not today.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)22:35 No.18458377
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    You run and run. You run the fuck away.
    You manage to easily leave Frank behind in the dust and step back outside into the quad.

    WAT DO?
    time is 3:30
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:36 No.18458382
    FRANK. Seriously. Cut this shit out. It's not doing anyone any favors, least of all you.
    >> Dorfboots !!6qujI7jhvLR 03/25/12(Sun)22:36 No.18458386
    rolled 28 = 28

    C'mon! This has to fucking stop!
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/25/12(Sun)22:36 No.18458389
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    rolled 8 = 8

    Good work, anon. Nice.

    Awww, you actually colored it. Im touched. If I wasnt fucking color blind Id color it myself. Thanks man.

    Swagtron isnt finished yet, had shit to do yesterday, and I just woke up. heres the draft. I'll keepworking on it. Should be done by next thread

    >lol proportions
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:36 No.18458391
    rolled 46 = 46


    Get in combat practice or study time.

    Books to read, stuff to try out before actual combat.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:37 No.18458406
    Come on you guys Frank isn't that bad.

    Not saying we should get into arms reach of the guy but we don't have to be angry at him.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:37 No.18458414
    Goddamn Frank, find a quiet place in the library and start reading through the classics, if we ever need to commit seductions being able to quote Shakespeare, Cervantes and so on will come in great help, and just getting some normal reading in is good.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:38 No.18458420
    3:30. Shops won't be open yet.

    Jog to and back from town, then go to the Gym and see if we can get in some more combat simulation time.
    Preferably testing our orihalcum violin strings.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:38 No.18458428
    Wake up Mike. He should probably need to get up soon anyways. We need the advice of experts and veterans in the crazy shit department.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:39 No.18458450
    I'm not in any real position to criticize, but I'd say switch Madoka and Vita, just for the Goldion Hammer reference.

    Also, it's too bad we can't see Hina.

    >Captcha: thyuki ardent
    Well, I guess Captcha has ideas, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:41 No.18458485
    They might be.
    At least, the ones who's shops are awake at 3:30, to advance to the main street, would be open.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:42 No.18458486
    Read and test our potion making skills.
    We don't need to train anything else for the moment and we can finally get some headway at making our alchemy better
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:42 No.18458497
    Im actually going to second this, we really outta talk to him about these alt reality flashbacks/that dream, leaving out the things we are not supposed to forget.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/25/12(Sun)22:42 No.18458503
    rolled 20 = 20

    Go to Gym or grounds and develop our skills more.
    >New song for violin?
    >test the Dagger?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:42 No.18458505
    Ask Kraus to give us a list of times our majaik consumption jumped to combat levels while we were in non combat situations. We might find something
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:43 No.18458513
    Hina's long pink hair suddenly becomes our cape?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:46 No.18458540
    rolled 74 = 74

    >"I-I'll name him Rafale." She says "It means gust in my language." "Why that desu?" "N-no reason. I-I just like it" Perrine blushes. #msq

    Named after a shitty plane.

    FROGPRIDE and all, dammit. So incharacter for perrine.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:47 No.18458550
    >"I'm gonna be a grandpa!" Mike says as he hands out cigars to the security team. "Mike, you don't have kids." The Commander tells him. #msq
    Okay that's cute.

    >"I-I'll name him Rafale." She says "It means gust in my language." "Why that desu?" "N-no reason. I-I just like it" Perrine blushes. #msq

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:47 No.18458552
    >"I-I'll name him Rafale." She says "It means gust in my language." "Why that desu?" "N-no reason. I-I just like it" Perrine blushes. #msq

    Combined with
    >"So, what will you name it?" Suiseiseki asks Perinne. "N-name what?" "That thing you're carrying of course!" she tells the french girl #msq

    Makes me think Perrine found a baby bird, or something.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)22:47 No.18458558
    That kid's not being named after a plane, you git.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:48 No.18458561
    Haha, she has a little baby bird living in her hair.

    Can just imagine that
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:48 No.18458564
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    >shitty plane

    Slavshit lover detected.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:49 No.18458573
    Its the baby of course.
    Maybe Desu could sense it like Miyafuji could
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:51 No.18458599
    >"Should I tell him, or should you?" the 11th asks the 10th "Let's keep out of that for now. Let him deal with it like he's done before"
    >"Mistress," Machina asks his master "Are you alright?" "Y-yeah. I managed to tell him what I have to. Now it's all up to him." she says
    Why does it feel like they put too much faith in us?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)22:54 No.18458627
    Loops and loops, man. This plainly isn't the first time Hayate's been down this road.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)22:55 No.18458635
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    >Jog for warm up
    >get combat practice afterwards

    You get your body moving to clear your head.
    This morning has just been too weird, and the fucking sun isnt even up yet.

    You take your time jogging into town.
    Enjoying the crisp air and the silence.
    On the way, you talk to Kraus.
    "Hey man, How many times has that abnormal Majaik consumption out of battle?"
    "So that makes it two times that I don't remember, and one that I clearly do. Kraus, I want you to continue scanning for such events, and to keep a log of them. We may need the data for the doctor."

    You run into the park and take a breather on a bench.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:57 No.18458653
    Because they do. Anyone who puts faith in 4chan is a fool.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:58 No.18458663
    rolled 5 = 5


    Take a short break, intake of fluids and all.

    Then complete routine and get to the gym.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:59 No.18458670
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    Review the properties of orihalcum, specifically the version used in our violin. Like, any anti-magic or anti-majaik properties?

    Then let's see if Lo has a combat form besides his little mode.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)22:59 No.18458675
    We could always check with Ryuu to see if he has a "remember" potion.

    But we're near town now, right? Helga might be able to recover our memories, but it'll be a steep price I'm sure.

    Let's get an unbreakable chain for our watch. That'll help things. Convenient store will have one I'm sure.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:00 No.18458677
    Take a break, walk around the park.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:01 No.18458687
    We tried to make moves on two girls, in plain view of two of our girlfriends, at a third's birthday party.
    Only a fool would trust /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:01 No.18458694
    His big form IS his combat form.
    We just need to get him a folding ladder made of titanium
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:01 No.18458696
    I know this is a bit late, but if we DO find someone to muck about in our head, we ALL get to say "Hi" to them!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:02 No.18458704
    It's still before 4AM, and I don't recall the RCS being a 24-hour operation.

    Also, either the pawn shop or Jemma's Jewelers would be a better choice, since we would be able to get a quality watch chain.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:03 No.18458717
    Make that Orichalcum, and I think we have something.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:05 No.18458733
    Rafale is a good name for our son.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:06 No.18458742
    It wouldn't be convenient if it were closed, no?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:06 No.18458743
    They got pissy when we were making moves on one of our actual girlfriends. At this point, it's likely that the twins have gone yandere. They need a good stern talking to.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:08 No.18458762
    They were just making sure we weren't too aggressive with the very-young one. Erica had no problem with us getting all up on Hina at the end of that simulation.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:09 No.18458770
    Wut what the fuck are you talking about
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:12 No.18458803
    >They need a good stern talking to.
    For what?
    They were looking out for Nanoha, and our actions with Perrine and Yuki only confirmed their suspicions.
    There is a difference between girls falling for us because we are kind, considerate, and charming, and us actively going to a couch sitting down with two other girls and putting our arms around them.
    The first, the Twins can get annoyed at but accept as just something that happens to us; the second shows that they need to keep a closer eye on us because we're obviously trying to get more women.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:13 No.18458818
    That's not canon though.
    Erica throwing a mic at us is though.
    >> The Watch Commander !!cqpeZErChSE 03/25/12(Sun)23:14 No.18458828
    Hey Landing Gear, do you have a schedule for MSQ? I want to make sure I run my quest on a different day.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:15 No.18458835
    He runs it every single night and most mornings.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:15 No.18458836
    >Different day.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:16 No.18458845
    No such day, friend. LG runs twice a day, every day, most of the time. Only way to dodge MSQ is to run in the afternoons 4chan time.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:16 No.18458846

    Oh god, that was rich. Wait, are you serious? Let me laugh harder now.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:16 No.18458850
    Every day at about 2200 4chan time, and then another thread around 700 most days.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:16 No.18458851
    Every day. 2200 to ~0500 and then sometimes ~0700 to ~1200 4chan time.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/25/12(Sun)23:17 No.18458860
    Thats gonna be tough there Commander, LG runs this quest everyday, hell twice a day even.

    What quest do you run?
    >> The Watch Commander !!cqpeZErChSE 03/25/12(Sun)23:17 No.18458862

    Twice a day? Does he do anything else? Like... Anything?

    Jesus Christ. Alright. Fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:18 No.18458867
    He runs it from work and skips the 'morning' thread when he has other stuff to do.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:18 No.18458871
    He runs this instead of doing his job. Then he comes home and does this some more until he goes to sleep. If I was a woman, I would de-wizard him.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:19 No.18458872
    He does the 2200 thread while he's at work.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)23:19 No.18458874
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    You take a quick break in the park.
    As you sit on the bench you look around and observe your surroundings.
    The shops are still closed across the street.
    Noone is up and about at this time.

    As you think of all the weird shit that's been piling up on you lately, you hear the singing coming from the direction of the lake.
    "This is not a drill. I say again, This is a true love story~"

    WAT DO?
    [ ]investigate singing
    [ ]go back to Bureau
    [ ]other___

    Daily, 2200 and 0700. Unless stated otherwise
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:19 No.18458880
    He lives in the Philippines. The 2200 thread is while he's at work, and the 700 thread is what he does if he doesn't have anything planned for his evening.
    >> The Watch Commander !!cqpeZErChSE 03/25/12(Sun)23:19 No.18458881

    I've just started Deathwatch Quest, though I'm having trouble finding and retaining players. I don't think my writing's TERRIBLE, so I'm assuming it's because the hugely popular MSQ is always up when I'm trying to get things off the ground. At the risk of stepping on Landing Gear's toes (which I really don't mean to do), here's the link to tonight's kind-of-thread.

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:20 No.18458885
    Investigate the singing, join in with violin and follow the singers lead, playing support.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:20 No.18458888
    But what if running MSQ is his wizard power?

    [X] Investigate Singing, unless it sounds like Frank or Billy
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:20 No.18458889
    Gotta investigate that singing.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:20 No.18458892
    >[✓]investigate singing
    Someone might need musical accompaniment.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:21 No.18458900
    >But what if running MSQ is his wizard power?
    Good thing I'm not a woman, then.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:21 No.18458902
    Investigate singing, potential partner to our violin playing? check.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:21 No.18458903
    He works sometimes and he sometimes skips the nighttime 0700 one.

    Mostly he does this at work since he doesn't actually do work he just makes it look like he does
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:21 No.18458904
    [x]nvestigate singing
    We have the time, right now.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/25/12(Sun)23:21 No.18458906
    Curious, someone singing at this time?, [x] investigate
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:22 No.18458914
    He usually has free evenings and his job pretty much can't fire him as long as he gets his work done which he seems to be able to do while running this.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:22 No.18458918
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    >"This is not a drill. I say again, This is a true love story~"

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/25/12(Sun)23:23 No.18458928
    And that was with PERRINE, who Erica Does Not Like.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:24 No.18458930
    Another issue is that the hugely popular Katawa Yandere moved in over here. Thankfully, Akira only runs on Tuesdays and the weekend. I suggest seriously looking at an afternoon run time, if at all possible. There's less of the big quests going on then.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:25 No.18458946
    Investigate the singing, no point not to
    >> The Watch Commander !!cqpeZErChSE 03/25/12(Sun)23:25 No.18458947

    Thanks anon, and all others providing advice. If y'all don't mind, I might hang around and see what all the hubbub's about.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/25/12(Sun)23:26 No.18458952
    KY. here? What happened? Thought they were adamant to stay in /a/? Or has the shit posting reached an all time low?
    Welcome then, and enjoy your stay.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:27 No.18458964
    They were getting spammed to hell on /a/ and asshole mods were deleting threads so they moved to greener pastures, /tg/. Because we're better.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:27 No.18458966
    The mods kicked them off.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:27 No.18458969
    A mod or a janitor on /a/ turned against them and started deleting their threads.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:27 No.18458970
    It's not about having other quests run at the same time as yours.
    It's mostly about player base.
    You need a hook.
    Not that I'm saying your thing is bland, but an interesting hook does get your players to stay.

    PAPA-N's was xeno sexings
    Planefag's is Bouncing with MC NGAF
    LG's is mindfuckery/time shenanigans
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:28 No.18458976
    Yeah, /a/ kicked them off. Their loss.

    Here's the thread, by the way:

    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:28 No.18458980
    We had a special Thursday thread and it got deleted again. We finally said fuck it and tried over here. The reception so far has been good, so it'll probably stay. Last night's thread went really well, and this one's doing better than the usual /a/ thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:29 No.18458982
    Please do. This is, I think, the most popular quest thread on /tg/, possibly in all of /tg/'s history. Even if you don't end up a fan of it, you still probably have a lot to learn from it as a potential QM. I know that's one of the reasons I'm here.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:29 No.18458986
    This anon has the right of it.
    Without a hook, something to interest players, writing, no matter how technically refined, isn't enough to keep interest and players.
    >> The Watch Commander !!cqpeZErChSE 03/25/12(Sun)23:30 No.18458996

    I'm trying to make my hook "interesting Space Marine characters."

    I know. A doomed venture. But I like torturing myself. What I want out of Deathwatch Quest isn't just another BLAMBLAMHERETICSKABOOM quest, but something dare I say thoughtful in the 40K universe. What I want is for you ("you" being the audience, whoever that is) to get invested in the fates of your comrades.

    Go big or go home, I guess. Alright, I'm gonna' stop shitting up LG's thread now. No more DW Quest talk from me.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:32 No.18459023
    >most popular now
    >and in all of /tg/ history

    Lets not get ahead of ourselves, here. MaidQuest holds the mantle for all-time most popular, and it's spiritual successor SWQ is probably the most popular currently running.

    That's not to say that this *isn't* popular or well done, though. Just that we're not the best yet.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)23:33 No.18459025
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    >investigate singing
    You walk through the tree line and find three girls on the banks of the lake.
    A blonde, and what appears to be twins.
    They are singing and dancing in a well rehearsed manner, a boombox nearby providing the music.

    You watch silently, captivated by their performance.

    The song ends, they notice you standing there watching.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:33 No.18459029
    >most popular
    Not even close, it's good and enjoyable, but not anywhere near the most popular even currently, never mind in history.

    SWQ has a larger player base, and Lord quest of old actually had people switching their sleep schedule so they could follow it (goddamn Australian time).
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:33 No.18459030
    >LG's is mindfuckery/time shenanigans
    Oh, and don't forget the PTSD.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:34 No.18459042
    "Hello, ladies. I hope I'm not intruding."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:35 No.18459047
    Applaud them then introduce yourself.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)23:35 No.18459064
    NAh, MSQ isnt that popular.
    I'm just guilty of saturation.
    Although I am thankful for all of you that have stuck with me through all of this.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:36 No.18459065
    Yea, I don't even follow SWQ, but I know it's more popular. We're a rank 2 right behind it, though. KY seems about the same as this, based on the voting I saw earlier.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:36 No.18459071
    Applaud, introduce ourself and whip out the violin and begin to play a jig or other jaunty tune.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:36 No.18459079
    Just smile and clap.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:36 No.18459080
    Halfway, there. PF can do some damn good "War is Hell" bits whenever he wants to.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:41 No.18459113
    PF has the ability to put you in the MC's head so you see what he sees and thinks what he is thinking.

    He also has a great ability for improv and making the craziest ideas fit.
    LG does it quite well too, but we aim more for shenanigans and tormenting Hayate than SWQ does for MC

    go introduce ourselves, say we head them singing and wondered who it was
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:42 No.18459118
    Light applause.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:44 No.18459140
    Applaud, then bust out our violin and play a song for them. We have a dance troupe!
    >> Painted 03/25/12(Sun)23:46 No.18459157
    propose marriage
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:48 No.18459166
    We don't even know their names, yet.
    And what song are we going to play? Have you forgotten that ours is a weaponized violin? We need to be careful what we play and who we play it to.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:49 No.18459182
    The only weaponized bit of our violin is the strings, when we remove them for combat, otherwise it's the same as every other violin in existence.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:50 No.18459191
    rolled 89 = 89


    But our music as weaponised.

    Remember what happened when we last played for the entire dorm to hear?

    Half of them didn't show up for class.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:51 No.18459202
    We also did that duet with Shinji that traumatized Frank. Anything that can make Frank curl up into the fetal position is a pretty nasty weapon.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:52 No.18459204
    Yeah, so we play a dancing song and they'll feel compelled to dance.

    We need to learn a suicide song. Very useful for dealing with massed enemies.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:52 No.18459205
    That's not weaponized, that's just incredibly good, and incredibly sad.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:52 No.18459207
    Are you saying that the songs we play on it are JUST music, and not affected by our majaik?

    Besides, you're also wrong; the bow has mono-molecular string and can be used as a blade.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:52 No.18459208
    It's only weaponized when we play sad songs, otherwise it's just really good.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:53 No.18459218
    Yes that's it exactly, also I forgot about the monomolecular bowstring.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)23:53 No.18459223
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    You applaud them and smile.
    "Hello!" the blonde runs up to you. "Did you like Miki's singing?" she asks
    "Yeah that was amazing."
    "Thanks! I pulled the twins out of bed to get some practice, Iori-chan didn't want to come though" She pouts, the Bureau tracksuit she's wearing rustling as she moves.
    "Let me introduce myself, I am Ayasaki Hayate, A bureau trainee like you. Are you in the advanced classes?" You ask.
    "You're in training already?" the twins ask as they walk up. "We won't begin until Monday."
    "Ah, you're new recruits then."
    "Yep! We are the 765 idols Ami, Mami and Miki." they say together.
    "Idols huh? That explains why you sing and dance so well."
    "Want to hear another song?" The blonde one asks you.

    "SIR! IDOL Flotilla has requested our presence!" You imaginary radio operator tells you.
    "What weapons do they carry?" You ask you imaginary lookout
    "Sir, HMS MIKI has some substancial forward guns. Twin vessels AMI and MAMI have smaller armament but the possibility of symmetrical docking is higher!" he answers
    You decide to consult the rest of your crew on what actions to take.

    [ ]sure I have time
    [ ]sorry i have stuff to do
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:54 No.18459239

    We need to get a hold of those weapons!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:55 No.18459246
    We've got time, play that violin for them.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:55 No.18459248
    Sure, we have some time. It would be rude to just leave now. It's too bad our instrument of choice doesn't really work with their genre of music.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:55 No.18459249
    rolled 9 = 9


    Wheres P-san?

    I do not believe Miki would come here if her Honey wasn't following along.

    [x] Sure, I have time.

    Something to take our mind off the troubling dreams.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:55 No.18459254
    Sorry I have stuff to do.

    Gonna have to draw the line at some point gents. More wimminz means less training and fewer missions.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:56 No.18459258
    We have all the time in the world.

    It is still about 4am after all.

    Maybe we should play for them while they perform?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:56 No.18459261
    [x]sure I have time
    It should be about 4AM now, so we should have some time. Ask if they have a song we could play along with; we don't use any of our own memories for this. We only play as accompaniment. That should minimize the effect of our music.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/25/12(Sun)23:57 No.18459275
    P-san is their handler.
    The 765 office is a cover for Bureau recruitment/operations.

    Ritsuko is already a full agent
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:57 No.18459280
    She is here just didn't get out of bed probably

    Lies, we are aiming to be a time lord so such things mean nothing to us.
    Anyway we need more twins
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:58 No.18459287
    I have no desire to draw them in.
    It's just that not listening to one more song strikes me as an un-Hayate thing to do.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:59 No.18459302
    >I have no desire to draw them in.
    Agreed. They're cute, but not really girlfriend-material for Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/12(Sun)23:59 No.18459307
    rolled 99 = 99


    We must meet with our fellow Swagmaster at some point of time.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:00 No.18459319
    Indeed, Nnot making time to listen to their song after they asked us is impolite. Whether you want the, or not we still need to maintain our standards and we don't have anything else to do at 4am
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:00 No.18459321
    Seconding. Listening/watching won't hurt, and we have no actual desire to swag them in.

    In b4 this person shows up NOW.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:01 No.18459329
    All cute girls are girlfriend material for Hayate, especially twins
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:02 No.18459349
    >Whether you want them, or not we still need to maintain our standards
    Well said.
    As our future Aussie companion would undoubtedly say, "Professionals have STANDARDS, mate."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:02 No.18459352
    That's just plain not true. All of the girls we've gone for thus far are either full of moxie or are really emotionally mature. These girls are bubbly and adorable, but not mature or moxiful.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:02 No.18459354
    Desire or not it will be like Hina, we act nice we make time to talk to them or help them as needed and bam more swagged. What we have in our favour is that they won't be in our class but that hasn't rally stopped us before
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:03 No.18459362
    Except we were, as players, steering him towards Hina, even if Hayate didn't know it. We're going to do not-that with these girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:03 No.18459364
    Shit we need our kangaroo to be like Sniper,definitely laid back but professional, polite and have a plan to kill everything
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:04 No.18459375
    No, we need our dingo to be like that. Perfect counterpart to the wolf.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:05 No.18459382
    Yeah but if you look back we never went beyond being nice to her, we might of steered him towards her but we didn't pour on the charm like we did with Erica or in our trolling for Keima.

    A better example would be Nanoha, little interaction but she fell for us hard
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:05 No.18459384

    >"SIR! IDOL Flotilla has requested our presence!" You imaginary radio operator tells you.
    >"What weapons do they carry?" You ask you imaginary lookout
    >"Sir, HMS MIKI has some substancial forward guns. Twin vessels AMI and MAMI have smaller armament but the possibility of symmetrical docking is higher!" he answers
    >You decide to consult the rest of your crew on what actions to take.

    I am laughing so hard.

    After a song excuse ourselves and head back to the bureau.
    Maybe leave them some refreshments as we go
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:05 No.18459385
    Well, look at Amazoness and Lily; they haven't been caught by our Swag even after being in the same class as us.

    >kangaroo to be like Sniper,definitely laid back but professional, polite and have a plan to kill everything
    Of course, he'll be ANZAC to our wolf's KSK.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:05 No.18459394
    >wow, people are actually able to resist the triple twins route. SON I AM PROUD

    But we've already GOT triple twins on our plate: Erica + Ursula, Yuki + The Director, Perrine + Keima
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:06 No.18459396
    Sniper dingo?
    To go with
    Mick Dundee kangaroo?

    My body is ready
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:07 No.18459411
    Resist nothing, we are just planning the long route.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:08 No.18459435
    No, Dundee is a croc with a knoife.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:09 No.18459438
    We are aiming for as many twins as possible, we have Keima/Perrine as faux twins, Erica/Ursula, Yuki x2, and you think we are going to avoid Ami/Mami?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:10 No.18459451
    Nah no need for a croc and mick is THE stereotypical Aussie
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:10 No.18459455
    Yup. I do. They are not even remotely appealing, romantically speaking, by Hayate's standards, just sexually.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/26/12(Mon)00:10 No.18459462
    Hey, arent twins multipliers? and they stack?

    Man, we are giving Rance and Max a run for their money. And were not even actively trying.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:11 No.18459468
    This. We can scoop the new girls up after we're the Thulsa of Time.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:12 No.18459488
    Well I remember when the idea was brought up the entire thread jumped on it.

    Maybe we are missing some people who liked the idea since this thread began early, but there was a lot of support for it
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:12 No.18459489
    ANZAC my arse. Make him SASR.
    Y'know, the Australian SAS Regiment. The one that had initial training by Mad Jack Churchill. Yeah.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:13 No.18459495
    Yes they do and yes we are
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)00:13 No.18459508
    [x]Sure, I have time.

    This doesn't have to mean we must swag them. We already have enough ladies, and Keima, to keep us busy a while.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:13 No.18459509
    That was sort of the plan, ANZAC just got tossed in because more people know that than SASR
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:15 No.18459529
    People pretty much forgot they exist with everything going on.

    And I think we have few KS fans so lily doesn't get much love here
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:15 No.18459530
    >And were not even actively trying
    This is the important part.
    Rance and Max have to put effort into their conquests.
    Ours...just happen. That's how much Swag we have.
    It is important that the girls that fall into orbit around Hayate all do so without Hayate actively doing anything to draw them in besides being his charming, generous self.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:17 No.18459546
    We could make him SASR if you want. It's not set in stone yet, beyond him being Australian and laidback to contrast with the wolf's German professionalism.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:17 No.18459549
    That's the idea.
    We draw people in by being nice and they follow us home.

    We really need to be able to use the "she followed me home, can I keep her?" line
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:17 No.18459555
    Well we have done some casual flirting here and there. Nothing major, though.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)00:18 No.18459563
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    "Sir! I highly suggest we stay and listen. If only for future relations between our vessels" The imaginary quartermaster tells you.
    "Agreed sir. We can still make good time on our current course, even if we stop for a small exchange." the Navigator tells you.
    "All right. Trim the sails. prepare to meet them starboard." you give the command.


    "Sure, I have time." you tell her.
    "This one's a new song we got the other day. Honey wanted us to practice it more." Miki tells you as she and the other two get into position.
    The twins take out Bureau badges and Miki fiddles with the boombox.
    Thier clothes changes into similar blue frilly dresses. And a small stage materializes around them.

    "Since we have an audience it won;'t be any good to not go all out!" The twins smile at you.

    The song starts.
    "Changin' my way~"

    Mid way through the song, thier dresses change color, green for Miki and yellow for the twins.
    They perform like real professionals.
    You can't help but get drawn into their performance.
    "I love you all~"
    They finish the song with a flourish.
    All three of them jump off the stage as their clothes revert to normal.
    "So did you like it?" they ask excitedly

    Keima/Perrinne doesn't fully count genetically.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:18 No.18459564
    Well ANZAC is a catch all for Australian forces these days to people outside Australia.
    SASR is just the specific "we are awesome" group
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:18 No.18459566
    When A-tan finally meets the rest of the girls.
    "She followed me from home, can I keep her?"
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:19 No.18459582
    It was great, how long have you been performing together?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:19 No.18459583
    Say that we liked it, offer to play the violin for them.

    Then punch them right in their feelings.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:20 No.18459595
    Punch them in the feelings with a happy song.

    No need for sad etc right now, make them hyperactive maybe
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:20 No.18459596
    That's fucking mean, man. Let's do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:21 No.18459599
    >Keima/Perrinne doesn't fully count genetically.
    By that logic, Yuki and the Director don't count either, since clones/forks aren't twins either.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:21 No.18459604
    rolled 40 = 40


    "It was lovely, you three must have practiced a long time for that song."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:21 No.18459607
    It was great, how long have you been together.

    After seeing such a lovely performance I can't in any right conscience leave you without something. Do you mind if I play something for you. Whip out the violin. Play a happy joyous song, perhaps a jig or something else that is high energy.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/26/12(Mon)00:22 No.18459614
    Ow, cruel

    I like it. Second this, or at least the violin part
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:22 No.18459626
    Oh god I can imagine that.
    We have our swag palace, we arrive with A-tan and there's the dozen or so we end up with by that point all looking at us slightly annoyed
    "so ummm she followed me home... Can we keep her?"

    Because lets be honest the waifu/swag train has no brakes
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:23 No.18459637
    This. Something based on our new life at the Bureau.

    And, on a completely separate note, this thread has finally gotten me to remember the proper way to spell "Bureau."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:23 No.18459640
    "That was a great performance. You must have worked very hard to be this good."

    I suppose since they showed us what they can do, it's only fair that we give them a small sample of what we can give.

    Time to play them a song.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:24 No.18459651
    Heh this quest did the same for me.

    One of those words you never use and forget to spell until it is necessary
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:24 No.18459652
    Do it. In-character be oblivious to the emotional blow we're landing.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:26 No.18459676
    Just so we're clear:
    We're playing for them, because they played for us, and we're only returning the favor. This is not to be construed as us attempting to actively SWAG them.

    On that note, let's use the bike song we played for Sakura.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:26 No.18459680
    That way leads more girls incoming just so you guys know.

    Seriously we play punch them in the feelings and they will get interested and then learn the backstory of doom and so on.

    Not that it really bothers me, more cute twins just boosts the score as far as I am concerned.

    We really do need to compare scores with Max and Rance though
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:26 No.18459681
    "That was so good, I can't express it in words. So, as one artist to another, I'll express it IN SONG!" Then we whip out the violin and kidney punch their EMOTIONS.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:27 No.18459689
    We can't be oblivious, though.
    We were told about the effects of our playing, and used it in two situations with the express purpose of using our music to evoke a specific reaction.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:28 No.18459696
    Yeah no active swagging right now.
    This will probably count as passive
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:29 No.18459704
    I remember using it to convince Wonka to let Shirou go, but what was the other time?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:29 No.18459711
    rolled 32 = 32

    >So, how was your first day? Have you settled in yet?
    >>Yeah, our rooms are great! We met this cute guy in a suit who played us some music. It was nice!
    >Oh fuck no, you stay away from him.
    >>What? Why?
    >He's already got like half a dozen girls in love with him. If you guys jump on that pile, your combined total weight will smother him in his sleep. I don't care about his complicated love octahedron shenanigans, but I will not have a trainee die on my watch.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)00:29 No.18459713
    "It was quite good. Perhaps another day I could play for you, in exchange, but now I need to get back, and get ready for the rest of the day, if I might have your leave."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:29 No.18459715
    At therapy, wasn't it?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:29 No.18459716
    Depressing the whole dorm, cheering Sakura up, playing to attract Perrine and Hina and playing to get them all hot and bothered
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:30 No.18459720
    Made everyone late for class the first time we played.
    Made Perrine and Hina hot and bothered.

    I feel like there was one more but I can't remember what it was.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:30 No.18459724
    We used it to cheer up Sakura because she heard our Requiem and was depressed for the entire day.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:31 No.18459728
    Let's just compliment them and go. We have bigger things to worry about.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:31 No.18459731
    Yeah to get our pont across to Shinji. We basically ended up misery bro's from our childhoods being so similar
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)00:31 No.18459732
    The first time was not intentional in-character. I don't think it was intentional out, but I really can't recall.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:32 No.18459738
    Therapy was just so Dr. Ikari could better understand our pain.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:32 No.18459743
    Ask them how long they have been performing
    Offer to play them a song in return, even if they decline we at least did the polite thing
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:32 No.18459746
    I think we just rolled well on a song based on Grampa and how we learned to play violin.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:33 No.18459749
    We decided and rolled to pour all our pain, loneliness and sadness into the song

    Then rolled a 99
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)00:33 No.18459760
    That sounds right.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:34 No.18459765
    Thinking about it when is our birthday?
    We have some good PTSD we can bring up for that about never having one before
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:34 No.18459766
    rolled 100 = 100


    And then realised that our sexy fun times had an audience, thanks to lol no soundproofing.

    It helps though that team Whatisavagina surrounds us.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)00:35 No.18459772
    It's about 8 months from the current in-game day, I understand.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:35 No.18459774
    OH GOD.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:35 No.18459777
    Welp if he takes that dice as play for the girls I think we just did swag another three
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:35 No.18459778
    Awww... Why'd you waste that hundred? We could have used that to play for them.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)00:35 No.18459784
    "That was a great performance. You must have worked very hard to be this good."
    You tell them as you clap.
    "Yeah! Miki has been working with them for a long time now!"

    "Hey now that you've shown me what you could do, maybe I could show you what I can do with this."
    You whip it out.
    "Ohhh it's so pretty."
    "Can I hold it?"
    "I LIKE IT!" they say.

    WAT DO?

    Yes exactly.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:36 No.18459786
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    >hayate's face when
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:36 No.18459789
    Yeah I knew it was about 8 months just wondering the date if anyone knew it off the top of their head
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:37 No.18459798
    The Bike Song. It's happy, upbeat, and has no romantic overtones at all.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)00:37 No.18459799
    Also, I'm pretty sure we already did the "No happy birthdays" PTSD already, on/after our first date with the Twins, when we went to the family restaurant. Not that I can actually recall its name.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:37 No.18459802
    Play violin, something nice and happy then let the girls get their hands all over it
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:38 No.18459807
    November 11.
    Show them what it can do.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:38 No.18459809
    >8 months
    Perrine has the best present for us ever.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:38 No.18459811
    rolled 99 = 99


    "Sure. Hold it out for them.

    Do be careful. It's a combat weapon as well." Point out the dangerous parts and how to safely handle it without losing fingers.


    But /tg/ dice is time sensitive. Me rolling later won't work at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:38 No.18459814
    Oh, Wagnaria's? Yeah, that was a real punch in the emotional gut, with the omelette, and the Happy Birthday.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:38 No.18459817
    As long as they're careful. It does have those strings of killing people on it.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:39 No.18459821
    And we touched on it but went no further because we were holding it together to not ruin the date.

    This could be we start crying because we are so happy to finally have a proper birthday party...

    Heh we should totally do a chibiyate and friends birthday / Christmas episode
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:39 No.18459822
    Oh FFS.

    Play a short song, etc, head home. Can't be arsed dealing with shenanigans now.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:39 No.18459824
    Play that violin like a boss.

    Make it a happy song though. We want people to be happy, not sad or after our junk.

    Our junk gets enough work as it is.

    Speaking of that, we've yet to do Hina, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:39 No.18459825
    Play them an upbeat song, we can let them hold it and marvel once they see what we can do with it.

    We're going to accidentally swag them aren't we, they're going to follow us home and we're going to have to explain to Erica that we just played them a song.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:40 No.18459833
    >Me rolling later won't work at all.
    Worked pretty well, apparently.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:40 No.18459839
    Nah our birthday is our PRINCESS FOR A DAY party.

    All the girls wear suits. We'll be the princess.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:40 No.18459840
    No we haven't.

    And I guess you don't know many musicians do you? They attract each other like a fat kid convention to a cake factory
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:41 No.18459850
    We still will do that, just we can throw in some light PTSD and say how much everyone means to us
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:42 No.18459854
    Keima must also be a princess for it
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)00:42 No.18459861
    rolled 76 = 76

    Bike Song. New IDPKB Trainee Song would likely have too many romantic segments from how it's gone.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:43 No.18459864
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    rolled 26 = 26


    We must eventually do one of their songs with the rest of the team.

    As a fun parody.


    >Because LG is allergic to this image
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:43 No.18459867
    So, general cross dressing version of the first party we threw? Sounds good.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:44 No.18459882
    Well I thought the plan for saving the followed me home line for Athena was better but I think you may be right.

    Might as well hang that "Hayate's swag agency" sign on our door

    I would like us to run into someone like Sonya from kill me baby, someone who should be utterly immune to us by virtue of being a Tsun lesbian
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)00:44 No.18459886
    rolled 74 = 74


    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:46 No.18459906
    New trainee song
    Starts off slow and cautious, quickly speeds up to an insane pace full of love and happiness.

    All who hear it become infatuated with us

    Bd end from being crushed in our sleep
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)00:46 No.18459909
    No, Athena followed us FROM "home". And kinda technically has prior claim on first dibs, from something like 10 years ago
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)00:47 No.18459915
    And that's why we don't play it incautiously.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:48 No.18459925
    Yeah, that's all sorts of complicated, what with Hayate having already promised to marry Athena.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)00:50 No.18459946
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    "Ladies, no need to grab. I can entertain all of you at the same time." you tell them as you get into position.

    You play a song. A happy song, a confusing song, a hectic song.
    It's the song of your life in the Bureau.

    You play it like a boss, your fingers moving on thier own, their faces light up as you do.

    As you finish, they come up to you.
    "That was great! Maybe you can play with Miki next time!" THe blond one says.
    "Niichan, You're amazing." The twins tell you.
    "Niichan?" you ask them
    "Yeah, We like you. We're calling you Niichan from now on." they answer in unison.

    The three set back up to practice further.
    You summon a table of refreshments for them and take your leave.
    "I shall see you all back at the Bureau, for now I have other stuff to do."
    "Byebye, Niichan!" they say as you walk back into the treeline.

    time is 430
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:52 No.18459963
    Brotherzoned. I'm okay with that. Let's start planning for our first date with Hina. I think she would like something cute and cozy.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)00:52 No.18459965

    Time to get back and get ready for the day. We're late.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:52 No.18459969
    Return to room, make breakfast for the girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:52 No.18459970
    Think to ourselves, 'Damnit, it happened again.'

    Think it's still too early to bother Mike?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:53 No.18459973
    rolled 1 = 1


    Training tiem.

    See if we can start up a simulation with some basic mooks. Then we can start trying out new moves and our equipment.

    Can the simulations create equipment?

    Say enough orichalum wire to throw about, just to see how it would perform and whether its a useful investment for us.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:53 No.18459977
    Where is Lookout?
    We need the weekly schedule.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:53 No.18459980
    Eh. Surmountable. Add her to the swag pile, then take the girls on vacation to a dimension that offers polygamous/polyamorous marriage. Problem solvered.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:53 No.18459981
    >walking with twins
    >suddenly trio runs up "niichan! Hi niichan!"
    >Hayate... you did it again, didn't you?"
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:54 No.18459990

    I am now preparing my body to be raped to death by the three idols chasing us down.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:54 No.18459994
    rolled 23 = 23


    ...Aw shit


    >I pleed guilty
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:54 No.18459995
    >rolled 1 = 1
    >Training tiem.
    Oh god, we're going to get layed up for a week, aren't we?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:54 No.18459996
    Phew, we almost expanded our group of ladies to an unstable amount for the time being but we're in the clear for now.

    Get some training and reading time in. At 5:30 or so hit up Mike and have a talk with him. We'll do breakfast after that.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)00:55 No.18460014
    I'd be okay with that. I hope that's what it is, of possible interpretations.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:55 No.18460016
    Maybe not.
    You gotta remember how the Japanese use that not just for brother but also for guys they like.

    Hopefully it won't explode into another Hina/Perrine scenario yet

    Play with potions for a little while, then at about 5:30 get breakfast going
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:56 No.18460018
    rolled 69 = 69


    mmm... Would it scare you if the anon who rolled the 100, 99 and 1 was the same anon?


    /tg/ dice has a terrible sense of humour today.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:56 No.18460020
    I hope we don't get to reload. I hope we spend the next few days in-game being nursed back to health by our girls (and Keima, nothing spurs on admissions of love like an injury).
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:56 No.18460022
    >They think Niichan means brotherzoned
    >They think it's not hotter to bone girls that call you that
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:57 No.18460033
    Hahahaha, dude in Japan that's like calling someone "daddy".
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:58 No.18460038
    4:30 is when we would be out jogging, so we're actually on schedule.

    Jog over to the Gym, see if we can get in some combat simulations. Maybe against nasty fuckers like Bluebeard and such. Guys that look at our "I Win" Button of a Time Stop and just laugh as they tear us apart.

    At 6AM, we can call Mike as we get breakfast ready and lunches made, to meet him a little before class to talk with him.

    And we need to plan if we're taking Hina out on a date tonight, or sometime next week.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:58 No.18460042
    Ah. Gross.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:59 No.18460051
    See the unstable amount is only if LG wants it be.

    Anyway potions practice is a good idea. We have neglected playing with them far too much in favour of things we could really of ignored
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)00:59 No.18460057
    >Maybe you can play with Miki next time!

    >given reaady
    Yes. it's a given that she is ready
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)01:00 No.18460064
    Oh, no I don't. I'm one of those NOT pulling for adding moar girls. At least not currently. We've got enough to work with for now.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:00 No.18460069
    Actually it is brother
    Otosan is father

    However now it is less literally brother but male person I like.

    And to girls it can also be guy I am interested in
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:00 No.18460070
    no, in japan "Niichan" is what you call any guy who's older than you but you're on friendly terms with but who isn't enough older to be referred to as "uncle"

    that neighbor boy who's between 1 and 7 years older than you? he's "niichan"
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:01 No.18460075
    As long as no one who can into Japan knows, we'll be fine. If Hina or Nanoha hears that...

    We're in deep shit now.

    This is as good a plan as any. It covers most of what we need to spend time on.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)01:03 No.18460096
    You head back to the Bureau and try the Gym.
    It's locked.

    You walk around behind it and have Kraus set up an outdoor kitchen.
    You might as well get some potion crafting done.

    >list ingredients/experiences to use.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)01:03 No.18460105
    I like it, generally, though I'd change it to be working with J, Ted and Lo in combat situations, as we haven't actually tested just what they can do. Sure, we may have a good idea on Ted and Lo, but we've never even used Jakob's Laplace mode for anything but assistant butlering.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:04 No.18460109
    Alright, what potions are we going to work on?
    And if the gender potion pops up again, I'm not going for it.
    We need potions that will be of use to us and our team in the upcoming Advanced Classes, not so that we can troll Keima.
    Besides, the Melmo Candy trolling plan is a better one, in my opinion.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:04 No.18460119
    >It's locked.
    That's all our nat 1 got us? Depressing. Oh well, let's try to make some kind of gender swap potion using the many, many, many memories we now have of crossdressing, including "mentally crossdressing."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:05 No.18460132
    Let's try to brew up a basic short-term gender swap potion now that we have more alchemy and crossdressing experience.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:05 No.18460134
    rolled 98 = 98

    Herbal tea and the memories of training with A-tan that have just awoken to make a potion that buffs strength and endurance for a period of time
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:06 No.18460147
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:07 No.18460152
    >Is that you mr. 100 and 99?
    Sounds like a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:07 No.18460164
    Well, the sleeping potion and the zero-friction potion we can learn from Ryuu, so let's go for something original.

    Basic invisibility potion.
    Water, ice, splash of vodka. 2 clear liquids and 1 solid clear substance.

    All those times, when we were ignored, unseen, by the people surrounding us, ignored by the crowds.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:08 No.18460167
    Nope, I'm a different guy, I made up Luna.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:08 No.18460170
    rolled 25 = 25



    Tea time before combat is now, mandatory.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:08 No.18460174
    Seconding this. We need buff potions for our combat front-liners like Gai and Amazoness.
    Also for Jun.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:09 No.18460185
    Let's do this. It's about damn time we get back to the entire reason we started trying to learn alchemy to begin with.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:11 No.18460196
    That might get a non perception/Somebody Else's Problem field potion, but that's just as good.

    Though watch our first try last too long.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:11 No.18460205
    Speed potion.

    Carbonated water, mint

    Memories of all the times we had to run away or have our kidneys harvested.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:12 No.18460207
    Gender Swap with girly things eg sugar
    Bear pot with berries salmon and honey
    Better healing potion with our basic healing potion
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)01:13 No.18460222
    >I will take that roll.

    You take out some Herbal tea and a pinch of mint.
    You focus your memory on the hellish training you went through under A-tan all those years ago.
    You focus on the strength and improvement that gave you.

    You feel the tea change, you decide it it ready.
    Now you need to test it.

    [ ]test on yourself
    [ ]find another guinea pig.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:13 No.18460224
    I'm going to vote for the gender swap potion. Compared to the joke of a potion we made for Shirou before, we should probably be able to make one that actually works now. It will probably only last as long as the average crossdressing session, though - a day at absolute most.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:13 No.18460225
    Yeah, it's almost as good in most situations.
    Just that we still have problems of getting caught on video security cameras, that we wouldn't have with real invisibility.

    has just as good immediate applications.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:13 No.18460227
    Erica's vaginal fluids (I figure Kraus has seen it often enough to recreate), BAWLS, and some ginseng.

    Memories: Our first threesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:14 No.18460236
    Drink it down. Then let's try to make the invisibility potion and the gender swap potion.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:14 No.18460238
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:15 No.18460242
    Test it on ourself. The first to try a new drink or dish must be the maker to ensure it's quality.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:15 No.18460243
    [x]test on yourself
    But first, materialize Jakob, Lo, and Ted, in their large forms just in case something goes wrong. Have Jakob stand by with some Panacea.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:15 No.18460249
    What kind of scientist would we be if we didn't
    >[X] Test it on ourselves?

    The kind of scientist that's not welcome at the Bureau, that's what kind!
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:15 No.18460250


    Test on self. Not many people around, and we have panacea in case we fucked up.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:15 No.18460251
    rolled 85 = 85



    Potionmakers will alway test on themselves first.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:16 No.18460258
    >you should not of rolled that 100 and 99 #msq

    Well I guess we know what that means
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:16 No.18460260
    Alternate memories: that one time the bullies strapped us to the mechanical bull and left it on the 'El Diablos' setting for a full 24 hours.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:16 No.18460261
    Will we still get to try making a gender swap, invisibility, and maybe bear potion? I hope so.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:17 No.18460270
    >should not of


    You mean 'should not HAVE'.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:17 No.18460275
    Once we see how much time this test takes.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:18 No.18460278
    Test it on ourselves
    Then go for gender swap potion minimum
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)01:25 No.18460300
    You take out your three familiars and have them go into their larger forms.
    "Guys. I want you to stop me if anything wrong happens. J, stand by with a cup of panacea."

    'Kraus, can you get some monitoring system up? maybe something to test force?"
    Something that looks like an arcade machine pops up in front of you.
    "PUNCH IT FOR A BASELINE READING." Kraus orders you.

    You drink the potion. Your friends on guard as you do so.

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:25 No.18460315
    rolled 12 = 12


    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:25 No.18460316
    rolled 53 = 53

    Rolling for effect.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:26 No.18460317
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:26 No.18460319
    >Machine breaks.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:26 No.18460321
    Yeah bad habit from my English teacher
    LG has it right on his Twitter just my phone is a bitch to copy with
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:26 No.18460322
    rolled 56 = 56

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:26 No.18460325
    rolled 51 = 51

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:26 No.18460331
    rolled 40 = 40

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:26 No.18460333
    rolled 80 = 80

    Dude. It's not that hard to get it right.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:26 No.18460335
    rolled 75 = 75


    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:27 No.18460337
    rolled 6 = 6

    Rolling for Hand and Machine break.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:27 No.18460341
    rolled 74 = 74

    Delayed reaction, it explodes
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)01:28 No.18460350
    rolled 73 = 73

    What the hey.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:28 No.18460353
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    rolled 26 = 26

    Face the machine. Say the appropriate line.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:29 No.18460363
    It is when you're dealing with a die-roller that reads "1d100" for its cue at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:29 No.18460365
    rolled 3 = 3

    Well, an 80's not bad.

    Not awesome, but not bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:32 No.18460380
    rolled 14 = 14

    The 6 and 3 are bad, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:32 No.18460385
    An 80 for a sip test should be plenty. If it's for actual combat use, the dosage would be larger.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:33 No.18460400
    Yeah how about we put the dice down for now
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:35 No.18460411
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:36 No.18460419
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:40 No.18460451
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    That's good, right? I distinctly remember that being good in Monopoly.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:44 No.18460496
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    It's good in most games that use 2d6.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)01:45 No.18460510
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    >Triple threes
    You feel stronger. Much stronger.
    "Kraus are you getting a reading on this?" you ask him

    You face the machine.
    "I MUST BREAK YOU." You say as you punch.
    You punch continually as Kraus records the Data.
    Three minutes later, your strength returns to normal.


    "Any side effects you can read?" you ask him.

    You file away the potion for later.

    The time is 500
    WAT DO?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)01:47 No.18460522
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:47 No.18460529
    rolled 18 = 18


    Shower, then study.

    The books that we borrowed.

    Then prepare breakfast for the girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:47 No.18460530
    Back to room. Start makin' breakfast
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:47 No.18460532
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:47 No.18460533
    rolled 95 = 95

    Time to try making the gender-bending potion.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:47 No.18460537
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:47 No.18460539
    How much time until the girls usually get up?
    If within half an hour, go get breakfast ready.
    Otherwise, try the Gender Bender potion.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:48 No.18460541
    Bother Mike, we need someone who knows how to deal with weird shit and if Mike isn't our man he knows who is. We can mollify gorilla anger by having actual problems and with breakfast/beer and being awesome.

    The Chug and Slug
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:48 No.18460544

    Wait, wasn't it 530 a minute ago?

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:48 No.18460545
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:48 No.18460547
    and the drinker speaks in a russian accent!
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:48 No.18460550
    rolled 73 = 73

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:48 No.18460551
    rolled 86 = 86

    Haha, this.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:48 No.18460554
    rolled 2 = 2

    Voting for Crazy Ivan.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:49 No.18460556
    Shower, set up Sousuke's bread, then read a bit from the alchemy book we borrowed.
    At 6:00AM, we prepare breakfast and lunches for the girls.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)01:49 No.18460558
    rolled 62 = 62

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:49 No.18460567
    Well we know to not use too much of it too often, but it seems safe enough. It seems to be around shower and breakfast time.

    Voting for Migh-tea.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:49 No.18460568
    No that was 430.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:50 No.18460569
    Another vote for Drago.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:50 No.18460578
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:52 No.18460587
    Damn we need another flask of holding.

    Our current one usually has healing, Molotov and rebounder.
    This str potion needs to be always on hand.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:52 No.18460596
    Agree on Migh-Tea, visit Mike, it was one of our goals earlier and we should do it sooner rather than later.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)01:53 No.18460597
    rolled 2 = 2

    Both came in at the same time.
    Flipping for it.

    1crazy ivan
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:53 No.18460599
    Honestly, Crazy Ivan would be better suited for a potion that gives us full 360-degree battle awareness, or a potion designed to allow an imbiber to change their momentum completely while in motion without contacting a surface.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:53 No.18460602
    Healing is rather easy to make. Maybe we can just carry a bottle of water around and make it on the fly?

    Or talk to Kraus about directly conjuring potions.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:55 No.18460614
    Kraus can make pure water on the fly easily. It should only take a few seconds for us to make CLW these days.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:56 No.18460622
    The thing is healing can be used on us by an ally if we get taken out with massive trauma allowing us to make more.

    If we don't have any on hand this ability is lost.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:57 No.18460641
    Maybe we should have a separate flask just for healing potion, and clearly labeled as such?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:58 No.18460645
    Or we could make regular flasks of healing and keep dragon on hand
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)01:58 No.18460646
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    You decide to name the potion "Drago".
    After cleaning up and shrinking your familiars, you walk back out to the quad to head to Mike's office.

    You find his door open, but the office is empty.
    'Mike, are you awake?' you reach out to him
    'Yeah. I'm tending to my garden.' he tells you.
    'Where's that?' you ask him.
    'See that snowglobe on my desk? touch it.'
    On his desk, you find a snowglobe about six inches across, in it you see a tiny farm and a nice miniature log cabin.

    You touch it and feel a shock run through your system.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:59 No.18460661
    rolled 25 = 25


    Inb4 its all bananas.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)01:59 No.18460665
    Medal Of Honor Allied Assault style canteen with a red cross on the side?

    Picked up 25 Health!
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:00 No.18460670
    Gorillas eat leafy greens, not bananas.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/26/12(Mon)02:00 No.18460681
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    Those who can't farm, farm lettuce.

    >cutting this short for a dental appointment.
    >will surely be too conked out on painkillers to do a thread tonight.

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:01 No.18460691
    And we skip the 95 to try gender swap among with mostly agreed to trying
    Ask him about the snow globes, we might if found the foundation for our swag palace
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:02 No.18460704
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    rolled 94 = 94


    >more mind fucking tweets.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:03 No.18460715
    Hey, a lot of us don't give a shit about the gender potion, and would rather get something more productive done.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:04 No.18460733
    Can't wait to see what kind of drug-induced plotlines you produce.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:05 No.18460736
    There was enough support for it to try it
    And we have wanted to try it since we began, it was one of the first things we wanted from doing alchemy
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)02:05 No.18460743
    Good luck, sir.

    Eh, I'm not sure we still have the proper experiences to fuel it. We'd probably just end up with some weird crossdressing potion.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)02:06 No.18460751
    It is, however, something that has been sought since pretty much the first thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:07 No.18460761
    Agreed. It's better to finally finish that plot thread instead of leaving it hanging.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:07 No.18460766
    It has limited applications, and all you want to use it for is to troll people, and the only two that it would really effect, we agreed for a moratorium on (Keima), and isn't really needed to troll too much (Kenji).
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:08 No.18460776
    What's with the obsession with the Gender Swap potion?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:09 No.18460780
    Alright, what are we going to use it for, then?
    Is it going to help us with the situation with Athena and our majaik draining?
    Will it help our team members or us in the upcoming combat trials?
    Is it going to come up in our Advanced Classes?

    What are we going to do with it?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:09 No.18460785
    Not the guy you're talking to, but I am one of the people who has been suggesting it. It is literally the reason we decided to learn alchemy. Also, trolling isn't the only reason we want it. Gender-swapped sex with our girls is too.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:09 No.18460787
    We have enough close experiences to at least try and the 95 would if given us a good shot at it

    Plus if we screw it up it is just as funny
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)02:10 No.18460796
    Further adventures in sexy times.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:10 No.18460806
    I agree with you anon, but apparently he's really upset about us pursuing the fun reason we were learning alchemy to begin with. Oh well. Anyway, I'm going to sleep. Good night, MSQ.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:12 No.18460828
    So, it's for our own limited entertainment.

    And that's it?
    When we could be learning how to create zero-friction surface potions, invisibility potions, a better healing potion, a mental awareness-boosting potion, a speed boost potion, and a memory-erasure potion?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:13 No.18460833
    Honestly? I think we're jealous Keima got to try it out and regretful that we never drank ours. That's my reason, anyway. It should be fun and sexy, and our family would get a kick out of it. That's why I suggested we aim for alchemy back when we were at the beginning of this quest.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:14 No.18460846
    Is it a problem if most of the uses for those that popped into my head right away were still for sexytimes?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:15 No.18460859
    You speak as if those are exclusive to us fulfilling our "limited entertainment" reason for learning alchemy to begin with. Listen, I get it, you're feeling nofunallowed.jpeg right now. Chill, though, it's not a big deal and it is a plot thread that we've been following since day 1 at the Bureau. This isn't some new thing, it's a core motivation and goal of the entire alchemy thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:15 No.18460862
    I'm actually fine with waiting. The more, better potions we learn first, the more likely we'll be completely successful when we finally do make the trolling potion. With the testing tomorrow, something that'll help our team do well is better for the short term anyways.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:17 No.18460879
    Whatever we feel like, we had plans to feed it to sukriya to watch him spaz or hand him to rance. Most of what we wanted to do with this is trolling and shenanigans and now fags are trying to get too serious.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:17 No.18460882
    Night! I'm hitting the hay too - early, for once.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:17 No.18460883
    From what Ryuu told us, the genderswap potion is some complicated shit to come up with and have work properly without side effects.

    We don't have the necessary skillz to pull it off yet. We should hit up those books and keep practicing.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:18 No.18460889
    Shit guys, I was going through the old threads, and since the idea is that we're in a time loop, here's what I'm thinking.

    Jakob gave us the time watch in the first place.
    We bought him a replacement watch for it, that was listed as a normal watch.
    The watch was actually a broken Cassiopeia that Jakob slowly repaired over time.
    When we fail at the end of the loop, Jakob goes back in time with the watch to give us another shot.

    Bunny, your name is LOYALTY.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:19 No.18460896
    Fucking auto correct Shirou not sukyria
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:21 No.18460912
    Practice is still a vital element. All the theory in the world doesn't mean shit if we don't practice. I expect that the potion we'll be making soon won't be a gender swap potion, as intended, but will instead be a trap potion - it will give us girly hips, a small bust line, a slim form, that sort of thing. After all, that's what memories of crossdressing in potion form would mean to me. Still, it's a damn good step in the right direction, and it's one Hayate needs to try out if we're ever going to reach that point.

    Plus, think of all of the combat-useful shapeshifting potions we'll be able to make after a lot of memories gained from testing these potions. That's the practical application of all of our fun. Should be great for everyone involved.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:21 No.18460916

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:22 No.18460923
    I understand that you're following on an old plan, and I was originally for it too, back in the beginning. But I think we've grown beyond it, especially with the Bluebeard simulation showing us just how easily we got taken out by some of the threats that the Bureau faces, and our team depending on us having a potion to fit whatever tactical situation we find ourselves in.

    Also, as
    pointed out, that shit was fucking hard for Ryuu, who's an experienced master alchemist.
    We try it now, we're liable to have undesirable side-effects, even with a great roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:22 No.18460927
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:24 No.18460946
    The point is we're practicing and training on more practical potions first. When we have a higher level of skill, THEN we start screwing with the genderbending and such. We'll get to it eventually, when we have the skill to actually make it work.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:24 No.18460952
    >Quest 61 A bunch of plot. Warnings about the watch, and we see some triplets. Also a new kind of potion! LG takes an early night.


    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)02:25 No.18460960
    >trap potion
    That sounds about right. Also: Mmmm... :3

    Of course it'll be hard, I certainly wouldn't expect us to succeed on the first go, even with a 100 roll. That doesn't mean we can't work towards it.

    >Mark asslava
    I'm not sure I want to know what you're trying to tell me, Captcha.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)02:26 No.18460962
    Idol trio, archive-fag got it wrong. Oh well.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:26 No.18460974
    Except you're making a ton of assumptions which aren't at all substantiated. The hard part, for Ryuu, was encoding an expiration timer and so forth into it, not the potion itself. He never said whether or not the gender swap portion was difficult. We won't know one way or the other until we actually try it. If we do as you suggest, that attempt will come never.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:26 No.18460976
    I assume the anon who archived thought that Ami, Mami, and Miki are triplets, when they're only a single pair of twins.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:28 No.18460991
    And with that statement, I'm going to sleep too. I have work tomorrow, and it looks like I'll have a chance to be rested for it for once.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)02:29 No.18461001
    A fine plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:31 No.18461022
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    Reading this post just gave me an idea...
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:34 No.18461048
    rolled 65 = 65


    His revenge will be terrible and probably involve our girls and his hyper weapon.

    I'm not sure I want to continue down that path.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:36 No.18461063
    My bad. I got over-eager.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:38 No.18461079
    So any more pet ideas?
    Ksk big boss wolf
    Regal lion
    Sasr kangaroo
    TF2 Sniper dingo
    Pirate shark

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:43 No.18461114
    >Ksk big boss wolf
    >Regal lion
    >Sasr kangaroo
    >TF2 Sniper dingo
    >Pirate shark


    A Raven perhaps? French, Foreign Legion, smarmy and kind of a jokester. Always getting into arguments with the Lion and the Wolf. Or would a Fox be better, named Renard?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:44 No.18461123
    rolled 37 = 37


    If it's french, it has to be a frog.

    With a ridiculous berret.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:47 No.18461149
    I like the fox, make it a grey fox for added mgs jokes
    Switch the dingo and kangaroo around as well so our dogs all follow the same theme
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)02:47 No.18461150
    And is a master swordsman.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:52 No.18461183
    >Missed the whole fucking quest because early and no part 2

    FUCK ME.

    Anyway, quick thought here:

    We should get Keima a gun. Let me explain my reasoning: He pretty much has no combat ability. At all. And as our team's sensor/tactician, him getting taken out effectively cuts our combat effectiveness in half.

    I was thinking a S&W 686 revolver. it's a .357 magnum. The round is heavy enough that it can effectively stop a man in his tracks, and put him down. It's also light enough that it can be fired effectively with only one hand.

    The 686 is also arguable the most reliable handgun ever made: you pull trigger, it fires. The only real downside is that it only has six shots: but if Keima's in a situation where he needs more than six shots and someone ISN'T there to help, he's probably screwed anyway.

    It's a tactically smart move, requires minimum effort on our part, and goes a long way to repairing the damage we've caused to our relationship with Keima by trolling. Once it's all patched up, we can get back to trolling proper.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:52 No.18461184
    Well, the Dingo would still be SASR. Just that he would be more in line with the TF2 Sniper's outlook on being a Professional.

    I understand your desire for a Gray Fox, but Gray Foxes are American. We'd have to go with a Red Fox if we go with Renard, though, simply due to the fairy tale image of Renard.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:54 No.18461202
    If we're getting him a gun, then we need to take him with us on Sousuke's Boot Camp in the Mountains Training Trip.

    He's from a baseline modern Japan; he has zero experience with guns aside from video games and movies.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:54 No.18461206

    That sounds highly intelligent, well thought out and evenly considered.

    So naturally, this being /tg/ I'm either missing a massive flaw or you have an ulterior-

    >troll Keima

    Well then. Seconded.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:55 No.18461222
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    rolled 84 = 84


    >implying keima plays other games other than galges

    Well... unless theres a FPS with girls to conquer like that batting game...

    >mfw theres such a game
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:56 No.18461224

    I'm not sure I'd go as far as boot-camp for him.

    Just have Elsie bug him about going to the firing range. It's not hard-core commando mode, it's an ace in the hole in case he needs it.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)02:58 No.18461248

    It's a damn shame he told us he mostly only played dating sims.

    Buying him a copy of Armored Core would have been a hilarious low-impact trolling maneuver.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)03:00 No.18461257
    We can do it anyway. "What do you mean it's not the right kind of game? There's more than one kind?"

    Hayate's never had time for vidya, he still doesn't know better.

    Hypothetically, at least.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)03:01 No.18461262
    >FPS with girls to conquer
    Gal Gun by Inti Creates and Alchemist.

    So yeah, there is such a thing. And there might be more from his world.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)03:01 No.18461264
    For a low/no majaik environment, that's a very good idea. While in a more Bureau-like place, it'll do little more than piss off the combat types that would be going after him. It's better than nothing, but we should think of more we can do. Learning some defensive barrier spells would help a lot. Where's Yuuno when you need him? Well, I guess Nanoha and Vita could probably teach the basics there.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)03:02 No.18461274
    I knew /k/ played SWQ, but I didn't know they were here for MSQ as well.

    I think Keima wouldn't do very well with ANY kind of weapon. Elsie can use a scythe, but I'm not sure as to her skill with it.

    I think he's best off staying out of combat entirely. That is what Shell Game is for.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)03:08 No.18461311

    Nah, we've actually had a conversation that heavily implied that we both knew what was going on there.

    So we could always get an accomplice...

    "You bought me a game?"
    "Thanks Sakura, I honestly didn't- 'Armored Core 5'?"
    "It'sthebestestgameontheSHELF!! IthasBIGrobotsanBIGSPLOSIONS!!!"
    "I... Thank you Sakura. What, who the hell let you buy this?"


    "Hayate? You have officially failed the 'responsible adult' test."
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)03:11 No.18461331
    We can always go the majaik don't gotta explain shit angle
    I just think sniper would go better for kangaroo who hangs back more and mick dundee for the stuck in close combat style
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)03:12 No.18461334

    It wasn't exactly meant as a gun for him to go charging into combat with, it was like a last resort weapon.

    Before, separated and with an enemy on him, he was at 'fucked'. With the gun as an ace up his sleeve, he actually has a half-way decent chance to not die.

    In that context it's perfect: Easily concealed, accurate enough, extremely reliable, strong enough to put a man down, weak enough to be fired with one hand.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)03:22 No.18461384
    We failed that test when we tried to stick our tongue inside a 13 year old girl's ass.

    What the hell /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)03:22 No.18461386
    Strong enough to put a mundane man down maybe. Do you think it'd even slow Gai down when he's in his armor? Barrier Jackets, my good man. That's why I said it's good for some places, and almost pointless in others. He needs a plan B, one that works when it's a magical badass coming after him, not a mundane guy.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)03:25 No.18461410
    rolled 79 = 79

    That was a joke choice. Everyone who jumped on it did so knowing it was going to be a dead end and a reload.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)03:27 No.18461422

    If I'm honest, I'm surprised we lasted that long.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)03:29 No.18461434
    rolled 8 = 8


    Hmm, actually, the animal companions we gained are able to maintain their combat mode indefinitely, right?

    1) Feed Keima melmo pill
    2) Turn Keima into Babby
    3) Pass Keima-babby into Lo's care as bodyguard

    Lo is now INVINCIBLE.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)03:29 No.18461441
    Yeah, but still.

    /tg/ routinely picks the worst possible choices and expects to be entertained at that moment, with no regard for future possibilities.

    If I were to offer you a thousand dollars today, or a million dollars next year, you'd all take the thousand. And you'd blow it on getting some hooker to let you stick your tongue in her ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)03:30 No.18461444

    Thing is bullets are effective 99% of the time. Sosuke uses them almost exclusively.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)03:31 No.18461452

    Give Lo a collapsible ladder. And some sake.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)03:34 No.18461463


    Are you kidding me? A thousand bucks could get the discerning buyer an unmarked van and a lot of candy.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)03:36 No.18461482
    He uses much heavier weapons than what's being proposed here. That makes a pretty hefty difference. A .357 may not slow down an angry Vita, but a LAW probably will. It takes a pretty hefty gun to do serious damage to anyone with defenses above "glass cannon" level.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)03:49 No.18461522
    I'd be far too awkward to get a hooker at all, never mind my tongue in her butt. Regardless, an extra grand might be useful now, but the million, even in a year, would be far more useful.

    It's the Big Red Button effect, man. We know we shouldn't, we know it's a bad idea, but we sure as shit HAVE to do it, because of that.

    Time limits haven't been established for Ted and Lo, IIRC Jakob can only maintain LaPlace mode for 5 minutes in combat conditions. I think it was stated to be an hour in non-combat situations. Arguably, with the larger forms the "normal" state for Lo and Ted, they could maintain those for a longer period with less drain on our majaik reserves.

    I dunno about babby Keima. I mean, soon enough there'll be a real babby for him to take care of.

    Unless you're of the camp that doesn't believe Perrine is pregnant.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)03:52 No.18461537
    Or we could go Babby mode when hurt and he becomes invincible

    Although Babby Keima would be utterly hilarious, since melmo candies only change physical age and nothing else
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)03:54 No.18461545
    Big red shiny candy like button effect you mean?
    Also we have no clue on duration of the modes now since we have gotten a fair bit more powerful since we learnt those limits.

    It is probably safe to say Jakob can maintain Laplace mode for a length of plot, ie he can do it until we need him to fail for plot reasons
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)03:58 No.18461565
    Hell, our stamina has been increasing not just due to an increase in available power, but also due to faster Majaik regeneration because of the drain.

    We should see if we can recreate it and set it at combat levels for as long as possible as often as possible, exercise that muscle till it's as superhuman as the rest of our skills.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)04:00 No.18461575
    On this note we could pass it off as hayate not knowing shit about foxes since the personalities are based on what we think they should be according to what Mike said.

    That or we could have it more subtle like he is older so grey fox meaning older
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)04:01 No.18461580
    Exercise that muscle until it is as superhuman as our swag muscle.

    Seriously the strongest muscle in Hayate's body would have to be his penis after all the use it has been getting
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)04:02 No.18461584
    I think the drain is still there on some level, we're just compensating for it better as we progress. The flashsides and Athena's dreamchat were just significant spikes in the drain.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)04:04 No.18461592
    Regardless, ridiculous majaik regeneration levels are the goal, if we can take a short breather and regenerate a full charge of our tea laser then we can fire it all day long and if we can do that we can recover from more powerful things easier as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)04:05 No.18461598
    That's the point, the drain is still there and it's increasing our majaik regeneration to compensate, so if we increase the drain our majaik regeneration should increase to compensate for that as well.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)04:06 No.18461605
    Ah, yes. Guess I misunderstood your other post a bit.

    Anywho, I'm nearly falling asleep in my seat, so I'm offski. Take care, gents.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)04:39 No.18461764
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    >"what do you mean, you found a new honey?" P asks her "he's amaaazing, and cool, and when he plays the violin he makes me all warm." #msq

    Mother of god, we're in trouble.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)04:41 No.18461776
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    that ain't no trabble.
    this is trabble.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)04:42 No.18461780

    We gonna get followed home
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)04:42 No.18461782
    Yeah, we're definitely in deep shit. We need to start wearing that titanium jock at all times. I'm most afraid of them calling us Niichan in front of Hina or Nanoha. They know all the connotations of that word.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)04:44 No.18461786
    rolled 10 = 10


    And we just stole someone else's girl. That, is a first.

    This is not going to end well.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/26/12(Mon)04:45 No.18461789
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)04:45 No.18461791
    but there really aren't connotations for that word, it's literally just a way to refer to a male slightly older than you are who isn't in a position requiring respect.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)04:49 No.18461806
    And we did it without mening to, we did it while trying to just be nice
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)04:51 No.18461815
    >Perrinne reappears in the gym after she got shot down in training. "hey, youre bleeding." miafuji tells her. She breaks down in tears.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)04:51 No.18461819
    Shot down in training
    Not good
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)04:52 No.18461822
    The fact that they're going with something more familiar, instead of Hayate-sempai, is going to make our girls start raising their eyebrows. Most importantly, we've already proven that being guilty is not required for being punished.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)04:53 No.18461823
    It is official gentlemen
    We are generating such a massive swag field it is overwhelming all resistance

    No bulwark is safe, no gender is immune, no sexuality is solid
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)04:53 No.18461824
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    If the babby gets hurt i swear...

    >getting emotionally invested in an imaginary baby

    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/26/12(Mon)04:53 No.18461825
    Fuck, Im feeling bad for Perrine again.

    >possibly preg - ah who am i kidding, Pregnant
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)04:55 No.18461834
    I think it is going to be a "Hayate.... Did you do it AGAIN?" situation

    And we are going to try to explain that we only said hello, listened to them practice and showed them a song on the violin with no luck
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)04:57 No.18461840
    I just hope we can appeal to the fact if they neuter us they won't get any fun out of it anymore to stop them

    And that neutering us wont really stop us swaggin girls by accident
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)04:59 No.18461847
    That's what her dumbass gets for doing COMBAT TRAINING while "pregnant". If she really is, and she did something that stupid, then she deserves it. No feeling bad for Perrine here. I don't feel sympathy for her being retarded any more than I do for Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:01 No.18461852
    I wonder it this will lead into a new healing potion.
    Not sure how we could have it affect the baby without force feeding it to Perrine in large amounts
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/26/12(Mon)05:01 No.18461853
    >Hina kicks back in her office atop hakou's clocktower. Aside from how weirdly tired she is, its been another normal day. #msq

    canonverse and metaverse overlap?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:01 No.18461854
    >Lost Hayates child.
    Yeah, I feel bad.
    regardless of stupidity, I feel bad about it.

    though I somewhat doubt that that's what has happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:02 No.18461860
    Reassigned there post training.

    Probably not lost yet. In danger of it though
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:04 No.18461865
    So I wanna learn about this snow globe Mike has, we need one fr swag palacification
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:06 No.18461867
    Oh, I'm also doubting that's what happened. I'd like to give Perrine the benefit of the doubt that she wouldn't be stupid enough to do combat training while knocked up. This allows for only 2 possibilities. She's either not pregnant, or she's a massive retard. I hope it isn't the latter, because I'd rather not have stupid babies.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:07 No.18461872
    Most certainly in danger, it's just that quite a few hints to her pregnancy have been future ones, which means that there should be some way to preserve the life.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:08 No.18461876
    I'm still not 100% convinced Perrine is preggers.

    The tweets are all potentially alt-universe, and everything definitively in game could easily be misunderstandings based on the meta-assumptions of pregnancy.

    Could still be overly-elaborate HUEHUEHUEHUE
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:09 No.18461879
    rolled 49 = 49


    Actually, on reading closely a second time, it doesn't say where shes bleeding from.

    Possibly this is from a point very close in the future: early combat simulations where she has a bout of sickness that makes her unable to react intime or something to an attack. So it might be her arm or leg bleeding from an attack she could have easily evaded.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:09 No.18461883
    More than likely it is a scare about it.
    Women can do exercise like martial arts while pregnant until the baby has formed enough for it to have recognizable limbs. Also when pregnant they can tear their uterine lining much easier causing bleeding which can be unrelated to the baby directly
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:11 No.18461886
    That is a good alternative theory.

    When I first read it I though nose bleed or cut on the arm
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:12 No.18461892
    By martial arts, I'm sure you're not meaning full contact sparring. If she's getting shot down, she's taking far more of a beating than is safe.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:17 No.18461904
    So I place myself in Landing Gear's shoes.

    Okay. I'm an azn dude who collects Kamen Rider action figures and works in a cubical where I'm consistently under appreciated. Trolling is my only real outlet. I run an animu quest thread for Americans, trolling them all the while with my incredible HUE.

    But, I'm starting to get predictable - not only do they see my HUE coming now, they actually steer into it.

    I MUST up the ante. I've gotta pull a HUE so great that they fear even the little HUE'S. This means I have to terrify them with my HUE. What's the most terrifying thing ever?

    Pregnancy commitment to a girl you barely know.

    Okay now THAT is pretty good on its own. But it's gotta be so much bigger than anything else if I'm really gonna troll these guys into the ground. So I'm gonna drag it out for as long as I possibly can. I'm going to throw them really obvious hints all the while, completely convincing everyone that I can that this is a real thing that is happening while still maintaining just enough plausible deniability so that they can never really be 100% certain.

    Finally, just as everyone has accepted the idea, gotten used to it, and are planning for the baby - WHAMMO!

    MISCARRIAGE PSYCHOUT. Maybe even with a CAD edit comic.

    Nobody ever fucks with me or my HUE again.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:18 No.18461909
    No that can include full contact sparring.

    Until the baby has formed enough to be considered an embryo instead of a zygote, women can do most anything they normally do. Once it hits that stage of development it gets very vulnerable, this includes sparring.

    It is how we reproduce because if they were that touchy before the symptoms of pregnancy show up we would have a lot higher rate of miscarriage due to women not knowing they are pregnant and causing the damage to their baby.

    It isn't perfect and it still can have permanent damage done to the child but it is possible. My nursing lecturer who did jiu jitsu went to training for a month before she realized she was pregnant and she did full on sparring.

    She kept doing the exercises as she got further along she just cut out sparring and stepped it down further as she got further and further along
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:19 No.18461914
    rolled 85 = 85


    LG's pinoy, dude.

    Interesting idea but /tg/'s hivemind will probably not heed the warning very well.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:20 No.18461916
    If LG actually pulls a miscarriage, I will simply leave the quest. It would become nothing but trolls and sagespammers. Would not be at all surprised to see LG get permabanned by 3 different mods.
    If LG actually pulls LOLPREGNANTFRENCHGIRL, I'll be disappointed but I'll get over it.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:21 No.18461922
    Azn = generic non Caucasian or black person

    And half of us are expecting it to be HUE, I have expected it from day 1 same as the OMG Gai is Ikusa it is all being fed to us too easily for it to be what's going on
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:21 No.18461923
    Don't Filipino's count as azn? That's what I was told as a kid.
    This could be my shitty American geography learnin's though.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:24 No.18461938
    Well if you feel that way I guess you think it is all trolls and sagespammers already so why stay?

    Seriously it's not like we have aimed for highbrow entertainment so far.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:24 No.18461942
    rolled 12 = 12


    >Just googled it, have not actually come across the term before

    And in my half-asleep state, i read that as anz.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:25 No.18461944
    I just realized something.

    LG feeds on our tears/fears. They nourish him.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:26 No.18461951
    It's quite ingenious actually. Most emotional vampires like that will just try to up and scare the crap out of you with cheap shocks.

    LG knows that the best way to do it is to give someone something good, and then constantly threaten to take that good away.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:26 No.18461953
    Yep, he didn't cook his rice in water he cooked it in tears and garnished it with paranoia
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:27 No.18461960
    And you know he would be sitting here reading this thread off his nut on his painkillers from the dentist cackling evilly
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:29 No.18461969
    He must be eating the rice because I'm not feeding him any. I worry more about what you all will do than I have about anything he's done.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:31 No.18461978
    Hey guys, new suggestion - let's use the genderswap potion on Mike and had him to the harem! Great idea or greatest idea??? Doesn't matter, because this post just rolled a nat 100 with the board's 20 million GET.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:33 No.18461982
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    rolled 86 = 86

    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:37 No.18461993
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    Yep, you pretty much nailed it. That's the kind of thing that I fear, not LG's trolling. LG's been a pretty good GM so far. The rest of you bow to Slanesh, and give her offerings to influence the dice.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:38 No.18461995
    Only if he shaves regularly
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:38 No.18461999
    Which LG is perfectly able to ignore.
    There's no mystical all-encompassing power FORCING him to obey high rolls.
    I hope.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:41 No.18462016
    Nat 100 AND 20 mil get? I'd have to put a cocktail of cocaine, ecstasy, and meth into Utah's water supply and then convince everyone to have an orgy.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:42 No.18462020
    Mostly shit like that gets shot down.
    We do get people who don't think ahead and have their ideas hijacked for bad bad ideas
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:42 No.18462021
    He CAN ignore it, but he usually doesn't. I think the closest he's come to that, sans him not refreshing, is the last training match when we tried to paintball Touma. He almost always rolls with what we do, especially if the dice are with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:44 No.18462026
    He only follows rolls if
    1 they follow consensus
    2 they are reasonable
    3 he asks for them

    So your situation Nope
    Trolling mike with a gender swap potion would probably get HUEHUEHUE
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:44 No.18462027
    rolled 15 = 15


    He did ignore all the cocaine crits though.

    Even if it would end in huehuehue, would have loved to see a coked up Shirou or Sakura.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:46 No.18462037
    Shirou had powered sugar. In his case, I'd call that close enough to the same thing as to make no difference.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:47 No.18462049
    That's because cocaine at a 13 year olds birthday is fucking stupid. And only 1 and 100 are crits the others are higher degree of success

    I do want to make it snow powdered sugar around Shirou again though
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:49 No.18462065
    Also the Emprah would've shut down the party if it had been cocaine. Would've been very bad-end.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:52 No.18462077
    Speaking of Shirou should wo do a birthday party for him? I know half the thread hates him but he is like a retarded puppy and honestly I would feel bad if we left him out.

    It doesn't mean we could troll the ever loving fuck out of him but do it so he has no clue it is happening and is happy to have Susan give him such a nice party with YUMMIES and tasty snow
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:54 No.18462086
    Giving him a present is fine, but fuck trying to manage a party for him. That's far more trouble than it's worth. Rance can throw him a party.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)05:58 No.18462107
    Fuck managing it.
    I mean set it up YUMMIES wonderland then let him go stupid. We enjoy ourselves with it and have fun Rance or team "what is a vagina?" worrys about shit and we be awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)06:01 No.18462116
    rolled 95 = 95


    But that means FudgeFortress all over again and we'll need to put together another team to retrieve his ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)06:07 No.18462142
    Nope. We leave saving his ass to someone else.
    Although we did get good loot from fudge fortress.

    But do a set up maybe throw some gummy BEARS in there for him to find then sit back and watch hm be someone else's problem

    We just set shit up for it since that is basically our skill we let Sousuke and Touma and other people who have to put up with his shit all the time worry about the results
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)06:11 No.18462163
    We should tell Rance that it's a Red Suit affair. That'll make the gummyBEARs really fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)06:16 No.18462181
    I like the way you think.
    Make sure Keima either isn't there or isn't in his usual red
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)06:23 No.18462212
    We'll get everyone else reversible jackets that they can turn inside out to hid the red. Well, at least for the people we really don't want mauled.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)06:27 No.18462229
    So.. We BEAR team what is a vagina ( excluding Lily ) watch them destroy their surroundings and attack Rance, use our clean up ability to fix any mess we make...

    I say we go show Ryuu our new creation when we see him next too.

    Also maybe we could have BEAR pots instead of BEARS so we could hide it in fudge, drinks and other yummies for Shirou's party
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)06:31 No.18462239
    The rest of their team will also be in red jackets, so they'll maul each other too. It'll be one big clusterfuck. For maximum trolling, we give Shirou powdered sugar first, then the gummies. BEARS ON COCAINE! Meanwhile, our people slip silently back to viewing distance in our suddenly-not-red coats.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)06:34 No.18462261
    Just a question, but why have we not started making BEAR potions yet?

    I think that we have enough experience with some of the unBEARable side effects in order to get good swipe at getting a good result if we tried.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)06:37 No.18462279
    Because we forgot this last time, for some derp reason. We can probably pull it off, since we have the experience and a solid ingredient list. It'd work better if we remembered what we did, but putting watching Sakura/Zucchini together with the gaps in our memory should do the trick.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)06:43 No.18462299
    Well LG sort of railroaded us off trying potions today.
    bit annoying since we had time for at least one more attempt and we had a 95 on a gender swap potion which should of at least given us hilarious side effects if not a working potion.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)06:44 No.18462304
    Well we don't remember our actions but we remember the feel of it, the power and majesty of being a BEAR and having all the BEAR bitches.

    That should be enough
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)06:45 No.18462312
    And we had the Nofunallowed.jpg crew around as well
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)06:48 No.18462330
    I don't know if we even remember that much. Still, if we put what we saw the girls do together with watching a nature video or something, it'll do a good enough job. Who knows, maybe our BEAR pot will let us remember what we do.

    I still think it's too early to try for genderswap, but a successful BEAR would be a big step towards it.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)06:54 No.18462365
    We aren't necessarily hoping for a success but each time we try and fail the better we get at it
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)06:58 No.18462384
    It works same as the other potions, each time we try we understand it better and we get closer to getting what we want.

    BEAR pots will probably take two or three tries and they will probably be just about as complex as the gender change potions, maybe more if LG decides the potential trolling is much worse than our potential for the gender swap potions
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)06:59 No.18462387
    Also we do remember something of the BEAR effect because we know what to do when people are under the influence of them.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)07:03 No.18462406
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    >"wgat do we do in this situation?" ursula asks her twin "we kill him and burn the body" "and that thing?" "we leave it to her" #msq

    At this rate they will castrate us. IF we're lucky and they feel merciful.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)07:03 No.18462408
    >"wgat do we do in this situation?" ursula asks her twin "we kill him and burn the body" "and that thing?" "we leave it to her" #msq
    >that thing
    Perrine's baby confirmed for IA! IA!
    >> llandng graer 03/26/12(Mon)07:04 No.18462412
    Haha you guys are funny
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)07:06 No.18462426
    Haha you're so high.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)07:08 No.18462437
    rolled 72 = 72


    Done with your dental?
    >> llandng graer 03/26/12(Mon)07:11 No.18462462
    Yeah waitiung for a ridr home
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)07:12 No.18462466
    I'm not sure that counts as lucky or merciful. Best we can hope for is if they kill us quick.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)07:14 No.18462486
    rolled 4 = 4


    LG is so high right now.

    Perfect for a session of shirou high on powdered sugar.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)07:15 No.18462495

    Haha, you must be so wrecked right now LG. normally you type better than I do
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)07:24 No.18462556
    An LG Mek running the gubbinz shop while off his scone would be funny
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)07:25 No.18462562
    rolled 69 = 69

    >LG latest tweets

    Progressively going off into the deep end...
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)07:25 No.18462565
    >I wish you were real so i could show you my eiffel tower. And the i ca go through you arc du triumph
    Oh god LG you are high as a fucking kite.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)07:27 No.18462571
    >Oh wait ican have smoothies! I need bacon and a donut
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)07:27 No.18462576
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    rolled 72 = 72

    >Oh wait ican have smoothies! I need bacon and a donut


    A bacon and donut smoothie?
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)07:29 No.18462592
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)07:30 No.18462600
    Oooh while LG is high as a kite lets get him to give us our war hounds or something stupid
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)07:32 No.18462611
    Hmmm so this is an AU version of the events coming ufor us. Since Erica obviously just chopped Hayate into little chunks
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)07:50 No.18462696
    >Charles! You and Lo take point, J, Ted, Jim provide cover fire

    Sounds like our stupid plans for awesome minions is coming
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)07:51 No.18462704
    >No officer. That is just my peniss

    Quest over. LG's getting arrested.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)08:39 No.18463003
    I wish I could find a use for that line in my life
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)08:48 No.18463072
    This thread is still active? Sweet.

    No he's not, it was just his penis.
    >> Anonymous 03/26/12(Mon)08:54 No.18463111
    >No he's not, it was just his penis.
    Yeah, but I don't think the officer reads his twitter. The officer probably still thinks it's whatever he thought it was to provoke LG into explaining that it was just his penis.

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