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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: To the Moon and back Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)08:02 No.18475128  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    "Do I have to? I need it now. I just need a little bit." she says her only showing eye giving you a puppy dog look.
    "But major, don;t you think it's too early in our friendship for you to be propositioning me?"
    "What are you talking about?" she asks
    "What are you talking about?" you ask
    "Hangover medicine." she answers
    "Sex." you say at the same time.
    "Ahahaha! YOu thought I wanted...? hahaha.. YOu think I was gonna.. HAhahahah." She smacks her hand on the bar as she laughs.
    "No. no. All I want from you right now is some of that hangover juice you made me before."
    "Ahhh.. I see." you say with a sweat drop.
    "Did I disappoint you?" she asks
    "Thankfully no." you answer as you get to work on the drink she requested.

    "If you two would excuse me, I have a date to get ready for." you head towards the door.

    "Wait Hayata." the major calls out to you. "If I really did want THAT, I wouldn't be asking for it so nicely. I would just take it. hahaha!"

    You quickly get out and head to the elevator.

    >Fucking traffic
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)08:05 No.18475156
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    You arrive at the gates 10 minutes early of the agreed meetup time.
    You wait for Hina and decide to just modify your clothing to fit hers when she arrives.

    As you stand there, you take out your familiars and bid them to keep the girls company.
    You tell J to visit Perrinne and check how she is today.
    The three of them walk off towards the dorms.

    A moment later and she comes up the path towards you.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:05 No.18475157
    >I would just take it
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:06 No.18475165
    >bondage gear
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:08 No.18475173
    Christ it's like being a rabbit in front of a lion.
    You know you are fucked it is just a matter of how long you amuse it first
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:09 No.18475180
    >Hero of Japan
    >anything other than a tiger or a dragon
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:11 No.18475192
    Semantics. What matters is a predator is about to consume a small, cute creature, and only by entertaining it will we live a few moments longer.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:12 No.18475196
    Yeah I just wrote what popped into my head.

    Bunny in front of a Doberman wouldn't work quite as well I thought and tiger didn't pop into my head
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:13 No.18475207
    >Bunny in front of a Doberman
    Oh, so you went to the last New Years party Hayate had back home too?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:15 No.18475213
    Actually I was referencing her familliar and what may as well be our familliar
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)08:18 No.18475222
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    Shes wearing a brown shirt on an ochre skirt.
    Just a relaxed casual outfit.
    She walks up to you and says "Sorry to keep you waiting. The twins kept having me try on too many dresses. I-I just decided to go with this."
    "No, It's nothing. I didnt have wait long. And besides, It was worth it." You tell her.
    "Thanks." she blushes.
    You have Kraus modify your clothes into jeans and shirt to fit in with her better.

    You take her arm and head out to town.
    [ ]talk as you walk?
    [ ]other?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:19 No.18475232
    Piggy back ride. We want her laughing with her hair in the wind by the time we're in town.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:20 No.18475235
    Talk and hold hands
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:20 No.18475239
    I dunno, something fun, maybe goofy. This is a casual date.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:21 No.18475240
    Talk, see how she's adapting to our unusual situation. Maybe give her a little jab about LESBIANS.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:21 No.18475241
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:21 No.18475243
    rolled 61 = 61

    Of course we talk as we walk. We are ...wait. We are male. Emergency stations! Try not to forget to breathe while multitasking!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:21 No.18475246
    I like this one. Let's have fun with her since it isn't a full on romantic date
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:22 No.18475251
    Talk as we walk.

    Apologize for our business the past week and for Erica's usual behavior. Tell her she looks lovely. Hold her hand. Make sure she's getting along well with the twins and Nanoha. Check if interharem dynamics are working out.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:23 No.18475257
    You mean intraharem. It's cool, not everyone is a haremdynamologist.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:23 No.18475259
    Very subtle if we do.
    Maybe say we didn't expect her and Erica to get along so well already
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:28 No.18475282
    That'd be fine, if we give her a sly smile to go with it. It doesn't work if she doesn't figure out the hint and get all blushing and stammering.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:33 No.18475311
    Talk as we walk. Ask how she's getting along with the other girls.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)08:33 No.18475313
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    You take her hand in your own and talk.
    "So how are you taking in this whole situation?" you ask her.
    "Well... Erica keeps doing stuff to m-me. A-and I accidentally did some s-stuff to her this morning.. But other than that, we're getting along pretty well."
    "I was actually talking about the Bureau... But it's good to hear that you and the girls are getting along."
    "Oh, the Bureau. W-well, Like I've said before, a lot of this stuff is pretty confusing for me. Like in class this afternoon. I have no idea what Mike meant about chicken nuggets."
    "Neither do I." you chuckle.
    "The people are really amazing though. Kids taht can cast majaik strong enough to sunder mountains. Non-human beings coexisting beside humans. All of the stuff is just too much to put into words."
    "I know how you feel." You tell her with a squeeze of her hand.
    "It's best to just roll with it and take everything in."
    "Yeah I know. You should'ave seen me when Tama first talked to me." she smiles.
    "I was like 'OH SHIT A TALKING TIGER!' and he says I passed out for a minute or so."
    "Almost the same reaction I had with Mike then."

    The two of you reach town, the time is 5:40
    The movie you have tickets to starts at 600.

    [ ]head to theater
    [ ]go shopping
    [ ]sit at park

    Can you explain to me the general theory of Lesbionics again?
    I had someone explain it to me once, but my mind is a blank.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:35 No.18475322
    Theater. We don't want to be too late.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:35 No.18475324
    Take a quick look at the shops on our way to the cinema. Maybe we will find a cute stuffed toy shop or something
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:36 No.18475325
    20 minutes isn't enough time to really get any shopping in, but I'd rather not wait for 20 minutes in the theater. 10 minutes in the park, enjoy the day, bask in the sun, give her a full speed piggy back ride.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:36 No.18475326

    [x]go to theater
    We dont want our date getting interrupted if we go somewhere else.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:36 No.18475328
    [x] theatre, maybe they have some stupid arcade games to waste time (and money) on.
    Avoid crane game filled with plushies, too cliche.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:37 No.18475333
    >Can you explain to me the general theory of Lesbionics again?
    >I had someone explain it to me once, but my mind is a blank.

    Yeah, sure. The general theory is:
    If lesbians and after your cock, then awesome.
    Else, sadface but still awesome.

    This theory gets modified in haremdynamology to a more specific, "Intraharem lesbianism is awesome if and only if it's not to the exclusion of the harem master." Harem master is, of course, a general terms, and can refer to anything from a boyfriend to a slave-master to an unfortunate sod under a pile of women.

    I majored in Haremdynamology with a minor in Lesbionics. I'm all over this shit.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)08:38 No.18475339
    I see. and is it possible to include a preexisting lesbian pairing in your harem?
    Like absorb them or someshit?
    Is there a way of pulling it off without too many bad reactions?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:39 No.18475340
    >Avoid crane game filled with plushies, too cliche.
    You can do some funny shit with that cliche. Something like having to hold Hina back from cleaving it out of sheer rage is a good one.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:39 No.18475342
    Damnit we could have wore the sweater vest from Kawata Shoujo... I like that sweater vest.

    Theater, finally Koala's in Auschwitz.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:40 No.18475346
    >liking that sweater vest
    Get out of here, Santorum.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:40 No.18475350
    I think so long as both agree that they want to add you to their relationship and are ok with the other girls in the relationship maybe trying it out too then it is ok
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:41 No.18475352
    What multipliers to swagosity do standard sisters add compared to twins, please give values for both lesbonic versions and hetero versions thereof. It'd be much appreciated for a paper I'm writing.

    Also how do traps fit into Harem Dynamics?
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:44 No.18475373
    Well not the studied anon but I remember being told sisters is 1.5 to twins 2.0 Lesbionic adds a further 1 to those values

    This is of course applies to each girls standard score
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:45 No.18475381
    There is, but only so long as you follow the core tenant of the theory of Lesbionics. You have to make them crave your cock. Otherwise it just doesn't work. This is pretty much the inverse of the Law of Only Gay for Me (also known as the HaremMastersexual-not-Homosexual Law). Specifically, this is the Only Straight for Me Law. It's vital that it's followed for proper Haremdynamic flow.
    Right, the swag coefficient is x1.5 for sisters and x2 for twins. This, of course, is multiplicative throughout the entire set. Triplets is x4, quadruplets is x8, and so on. Two sets of twins factors out to x4 across the entire set, and triplets with an additional set of twins is x8. Make sense?

    Also, traps either fit in under Only Gay for You or as a girl depending on their Bridget factor, sexual preference, and personal habits.
    >> MEANWHILE.... Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)08:47 No.18475389
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    "TAMA, YOU TWINE-FUCKER! WELCOME BACK!" Mike greets his old student.
    "FUCK YOU TOO BANANA-BREAD." Tama gives him a big hug.
    "So how long are you staying?" Mike asks him.
    "Oh I guess a week or so. So where's Hina? How's her training going? She making friends?" he enquirers about his recruit.
    "About that. I think we need to get you a drink first." Mike leads him down to Ryuu's.

    "WHAT?! She's going out with that crossdressing pansy I covered for back then?"
    "AYUP. She and about 5 other girls."
    "Goddamn. Does Rance know about this?"
    "Rance doesnt have a clue. Max knows, but he's taking it in stride, he's classy like that."
    "Goddamn." Tama could only say.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:48 No.18475395
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)08:50 No.18475402
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:52 No.18475413
    Wow, you can get some serious multipliers through quadruplets and up, when does it hit a point of diminishing returns?

    For example the Misaka clone set, at what point does adding additional clones into the mix stop adding much value to the harem or is this covered under a Hivemind/Clone clause?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:52 No.18475414
    Kraus is in da house, it seems.

    >idiocy wtzedi
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:53 No.18475416
    WE'RE ALL MAN, PUSSY (cat). How can Rance not have even heard of us by now? The gossip should've reached him long ago.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/27/12(Tue)08:56 No.18475432
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    How about Keima, is our indecisive "we want his ass actually not just troll him" covered by Haremdynamology?

    How about our consistent record of ending up in girl clothes? Is that negative?

    >Okay guys, I finally fucking finished it, after a day or so worth of sketching. Its done.

    Behold, fellow questers.

    >sorry for scrathiness or other shit.
    >lol proportions
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:56 No.18475433
    The latter. Clones technically don't count as twins unless they're sufficiently sisterly. For example, Yuki and the Director likely don't count for calculation purposes. Given sufficient time to get to know each other, Keima and Perrine might, though. The numbers are weird on this, and there are currently multiple conflicting hypotheses in testing.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)08:56 No.18475434
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    > theater
    You take yourselves to the theater and you confirm your prebought tickets.
    After doing so, Hina pulls you into the small arcade built into it to pass time.

    [ ]claw machine
    [ ]picturebooth
    [ ]love tester
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:56 No.18475435
    He has been too busy trying to teach the majority of his team what a vagina is to listen to rumors.

    Once he gives up or hangs out with Max however...
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:56 No.18475436
    It's covered under Only Gay for Me.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)08:57 No.18475441
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:57 No.18475446
    >[✓]love tester
    Let's wreck this bitch.

    I'm talking about the machine.

    (Hina's getting it in the dark theatre)
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:58 No.18475453
    Claw machine, let's win her something cute.

    Then picture booth

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:59 No.18475455
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)08:59 No.18475457
    Picture booth, make funny faces and kiss her in it, keep the pictures.

    Avoid the love tester, it feels like a trap.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:01 No.18475468
    Is that like the ultimate cross over fighting game?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)09:02 No.18475474
    It's basically MUGEN with better graphics

    2000 playable characters +1634 unlockable ones
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:02 No.18475475
    No, the versus element is a no-holds-barred foot race.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:03 No.18475477
    Do this, claw machine will be 1 or 2 minutes picture booth should be 5 max
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:03 No.18475479
    >"They are learning." He says under his breath. "They are getting wiser." "Then it is about time we got more creative." came the answer. #msq

    Haha, That love machine IS a trap
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:04 No.18475482
    I want this game
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:05 No.18475489
    Then you're going to have to remove LG's wizard powers, if you know what I mean.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:05 No.18475491
    Go download MUGEN
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:06 No.18475494
    I have MUGEN, I want this version
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:07 No.18475499
    If he went for big burly Australian men I would
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:09 No.18475513
    Well, LG, how about it? We have a big, burly Australian willing to take your wizarginity.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:11 No.18475524
    As long as he's coming over to Burning Deathland, I'm an Aussie too.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:13 No.18475539
    There you go, if you're willing to go to a place where literally every animal and plant is actively trying to murder you, you have two Australian men who will bang you silly. LG, you might be on your way to a harem of your own.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:15 No.18475552
    Don't worry.
    Because we've been here for so long, if you get bit, our blood works as antivenin.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:16 No.18475562
    I thought that was only true for double-Australians.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:17 No.18475565
    Well not every animal wants to kill you, we have some imported ones who are not outright hostile, sort of irritable still but not immediately MAIM BURN KILL!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)09:17 No.18475567
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    >Sorry boys, I lost my wizardry years ago.

    You see her gravitate towards the claw machine.
    It's filled with various stuffed toys of varying design.
    "Want me to win you one?" You ask her.
    She says nothing but you can see in her eyes that she wants one.
    "So wich one do you want?" you ask
    "A-any of them." she answers.

    You check out the possible targets.
    There's a green frog, seems like an easy enough target being on top of the pile.
    There's a weird lion. near a corner. Should not be that difficult to catch.
    There's also some sort of cactus/owl hybrid. It was near the back and half under a weird plushy brick with eyes.
    And then theres the Koala. Buried up to it's neck in other stuff, and way in the corner. a difficult prize that one.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:19 No.18475573
    It is a bit kill or cure.

    On the one hand what you were bitten by won't be killing you anymore

    On the other everything else from our blood probably will
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:19 No.18475575
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:19 No.18475579
    Maybe 30 years ago. But Australians have evolved since then. Not only are we immune to venom, our skin is equivalent to kevlar, is fireproof, and our body has a freezing point of -150 degrees.

    Ever wonder why Australia hasn't come up with armor for their soldiers recently? Now you know.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:19 No.18475580
    The weird lion or the cactus/owl hybrid. The first is a new familiar, the latter is fucking baller.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:20 No.18475583
    rolled 5 = 5


    Or if you really want to be boring the koala
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:20 No.18475586
    So THAT's why Aussies bring knoifes to a gun fight. That makes so much more sense now.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:20 No.18475587
    She wants a koala we go for the koala, no matter what. We can do this, we're a butler.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:21 No.18475590
    Koala, keeping with the Aussie related talk.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:21 No.18475593
    Koala, focus our swag like a jedi the force.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:21 No.18475594
    rolled 47 = 47

    Rolland for Koala.

    Frog would be a Misaka gift
    Lion saber
    Cactus/owl I am honestly stumped on
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:21 No.18475595
    Koala because fuck yeah
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:22 No.18475598
    Oh, that's because our knoives are fitted to fire bullets, hence the intimidation factor.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:22 No.18475600
    rolled 24 = 24

    Koala, I think she likes them
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:22 No.18475601
    Actually we do that because we break all our guns in training.

    That's why we use the steyr rifles, they are plastic and cost less to replace than metal guns

    Also supporting >>18475583
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:23 No.18475602
    That's honestly less cool than it was before you said it. I thought it was, "Since our skin is like kevlar, we have to stab each other. Since my skin is like kevlar, I get to stab you. Fuck you, mate."
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:23 No.18475605
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:24 No.18475610
    rolled 29 = 29

    Backup Aussie roll for getting everything
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:25 No.18475614
    We keep failed attempts at stabbing us in our bodies. Many a snapped-off blade will be found embedded in our torsos. It's a sort of battle trophies.

    We made knoives fire things so that they go too much into the torso, making us absorb it instead and ruin a good trophy.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:25 No.18475615
    I never actually watched GiTS : SAC
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:26 No.18475616
    We aren't rolling for Koala acquisition yet guise, don't waste them 1s.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:27 No.18475617
    You should, it's very good, but that's irrelevant to the reaction image.
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    rolled 90 = 90

    We bringing homelands into this? Canadian roll, im sorry it's a nat 1 isn't it? Why can't I do anything right?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:27 No.18475619
    We are sort of like orks in that regard.
    We get shot we get mad.
    We get krumped in close and we recognize a boss

    It makes board meetings interesting
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:27 No.18475620
    Haremdynamology, Lesbionics, and Australiapology.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:28 No.18475622
    Because you're my hat. New York reporting in.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:29 No.18475628
    Yeah it is in the list of "shit I meant to watch but never got around to"

    The list gets longer because I see cool things download or buy them and forget about them by the time I get them

    Well shit dice don't like Australia but they love Canada
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:29 No.18475629
    What can we say, we're multi-talented. Few of our talents have practical use in our life but they're still kinda cool to have around.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:29 No.18475634
    I went to a board meeting the other day, and had to pull a spear out of my chest.

    Hey, how was I supposed to know that the mandatory beer requirement was 4 kegs instead of 3? We just hit each other with them anyway.

    I couldn't even get a 4th keg because my boomerang wouldn't start up in the morning. Had to ride my hat to work.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:30 No.18475641
    > I couldn't even get a 4th keg because my boomerang wouldn't start up in the morning. Had to ride my hat to work.
    That's where I lost it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:31 No.18475643
    I'm sorry the dice gods favor us over you, cousin.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)09:31 No.18475645
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    The cactus owl looks up to you pleadingly.
    "Take me home, take me home." it seems to say.
    "Sorry, But my lady friend wants a Koala." you tell it in your heart.
    "I'm sorry." you make a promise to yourself to get it out of that glass cage if you ever have another chance

    You turn to the Koala. You swipe your badge over the reader to get the claw moving.
    You fiddle with the lever to get it at just the right position.
    Hina watches with baited breath.

    >Cactus owl was a cult of sorts for /toy/
    >they appeared in arcade machines everywhere-ish and people kept trying to get them out.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:31 No.18475646
    See that's why I switched to riding a crocodile to work, it's slower and I need to wrestle it all the way but it rarely breaks down
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:31 No.18475648
    rolled 53 = 53

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:32 No.18475656
    rolled 51 = 51

    Yeah see, now we'd've needed that roll bloody canadian
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:32 No.18475658
    rolled 31 = 31

    Fuck that we are getting them all out and into our folio
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:32 No.18475659
    rolled 57 = 57

    Oh god we're going to pull out some eldrich monstrosity instead aren't we.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:32 No.18475661
    rolled 19 = 19


    your msq tweets are making me nervous.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:32 No.18475662
    rolled 1 = 1

    We had a 90, but noo, you decided to waste it on Canada.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:33 No.18475664
    rolled 98 = 98

    Dammit we need Kraus to get lucky right now
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:33 No.18475666
    Huh, that sounds like something I can include in an Unknown Armies game somehow...
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:33 No.18475667
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    rolled 88 = 88

    It's so fucking adorable! I want one...

    Nat 1. It's real and it give us rabies. That's my guess.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:33 No.18475668
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:33 No.18475669
    Koala, mate.
    Was thinking of wrangling one of those, but foreign companies have brought some of those Alligators out. Vastly inferior, deathrolls-per-second is very low.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:33 No.18475670

    we're pulling out some sort of unspeakable horror now, good job.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:34 No.18475671
    rolled 14 = 14

    Welp we gona get sucked in the machine. >>18475662
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:34 No.18475672
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:34 No.18475674
    I also rolled an 88.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:34 No.18475676
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:34 No.18475679
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    Side adventure time?
    Side adventure time!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:35 No.18475680
    I'm sorry, I had no idea that it would be this hard to claw a Koala. I have no clue what hue to expect from this.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:35 No.18475682
    rolled 27 = 27

    Machine falls on us or a kid pops out calling us mummy and daddy
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:35 No.18475684
    >"Please take me home.Please take me home.Please take me home.Please take me home.Please take me home." the cactus owl's eyes plead. #msq

    I think we'll get a second shot at the cactus owl after we fuck up with the koala.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:36 No.18475687
    rolled 95 = 95

    Sucked into the machine dimension?
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/27/12(Tue)09:36 No.18475689
    rolled 60 = 60

    Ohhh, boy.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:36 No.18475691
    >"Please take me home.Please take me home.Please take me home.Please take me home.Please take me home." the cactus owl's eyes plead. #msq

    Oh god, we're gonna pull that thing out with our 1.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:37 No.18475695
    It will be an Erdrich monstrosity planted there to remove us from our girls. Or one to protect us from such attempts but we will ignore it
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:38 No.18475696
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)09:40 No.18475702
    You push the red button to send the claw on it's way down.
    Slowly the claw descends, until the last couple of inches.

    It suddenly aims at you and smashes through the glass.
    It clamps around your neck.
    Hina begins to panic as a soft Whooop-whoop sound is emitted by the machine.
    You feel yourself pulled through time and space.
    It feels like a more violent version of a jump through the stargate.
    "Target acquired." A man reports to his master.
    "Good. Now we can go ahead with our larger plans."

    [x] RELOAD
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:41 No.18475706
    So does our 98 and 95 mean on our reload we get all of them?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:42 No.18475712
    Chill and let him type. We'll find out when he's done. Anyway, I'm American, but I can recognize that we're former-Empire, same as our bros Canada and Australia.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:43 No.18475720
    Well Australia is technically still empire.
    We never got our freedom

    Still bro's though
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:45 No.18475726
    If you get tired of it, try asking nicely. We did that and it worked out well.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:45 No.18475731
    And Canada still has the Queen's face on their money - you're former-Empire.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:49 No.18475761
    We have enough trouble stopping ourselves from beating our politicians to death let alone dealing with other countries
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)09:52 No.18475779
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    Up down left left left.
    You move the joystick, the claw inside jiggling as you do so.
    As you reach the point where you think you have a large chance of grabbing the Koala from, you press the red button.

    The claw comes down. Hina watches holding her breath.
    It grabs the koala around the head. and begins to lift up.
    It resists at first, almost slipping off.
    But it pulls free.

    YOu see a lanyards stretching from its back under a pile of other plushies.
    You see the cactus owl move and get lifted by the lanyard wrapped around it's foot.

    The claw deposits the two stuffed toys into the chute.
    "Hey! Double prize." you say as you retrieve them.

    "Thank you. Thank you." the cactus owl seems to say.

    You hand both toys to Hina and she accepts them with a squee and a hug.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:53 No.18475784
    Go back in for the frog and lion! No one left behind

    Then photo booth
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:54 No.18475789
    Give the cactus owl a thumb up when Hina isn't watching, buy some popcorn for the movie
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:54 No.18475791
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:54 No.18475795
    Not while during date, Hina might misunderstand or get jely.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:55 No.18475798
    Now I know we are crazy.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:55 No.18475799
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:56 No.18475805
    Or she will think we love stuffed toys as well.

    As long as we have no stuffed toy related PTSD we should be right
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:56 No.18475810
    That sounds like coward-talk to me, son. It's time to be a man.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:57 No.18475813
    "Two of the men overboard have been picked up by the SSHina but another two are missing below the depths"
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)09:58 No.18475819
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)10:01 No.18475830
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    >go back

    You decide to not leave the Lion and Frog behind.
    You swipe your badge again against the reader.
    You aim for the frog first, an easy enough prospect

    You must beat a 50.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:01 No.18475832
    rolled 29 = 29

    And what about when she sees them with Misaka and King Arthur?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:01 No.18475833
    rolled 80 = 80

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:03 No.18475840
    Depends if we give them to them or not.

    And depends if we just have them out and they happen to come by and she notices they like them and decides to give them to them
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)10:04 No.18475843
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    YOu get it easily and it agin goes into the chute and into Hina's arms.

    Now you aim for the lion.

    Y0u must beat a 70
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:05 No.18475848
    rolled 97 = 97

    Lionbro we're coming for you!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:05 No.18475850
    rolled 46 = 46

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:05 No.18475853
    rolled 44 = 44

    If you think this is easy you're LION
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:06 No.18475856
    Good job men!
    No casualties and all hostages recovered, we'll be in for a medal after this
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:07 No.18475863
    Perfect. He'll be going home to his family tonight.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)10:08 No.18475876
    It was an easy catch.
    and soon enough the lion has joined the growing menagerie in Hina's arms.
    You help her out by taking the Cactus owl and the Frog.
    Four prizes with 3 credits in under 5 minutes, not bad. Not bad at all.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:09 No.18475885
    How much time? Also photobooth and smoochies
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:10 No.18475887
    Have Kraus check these prizes out. Nothing in this dimension is ever what it looks like.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:10 No.18475890
    Photobooth cutery
    Then movie
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:11 No.18475893
    photobooth. We go for the neck.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:12 No.18475906
    This plus photobooth - we need to be paranoid, McNgafn taught us that.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:17 No.18475923
    I'm imagining us getting back home and the other girls jealous of all the stuffed animals.

    So we take them all back and manage to grab every one of them.

    Cue Hayate leading a trail of girls like ducklings, arms loaded with stuffed animals.

    It's just adorable.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:21 No.18475951
    We would need twin toys for the idols.
    A ferret for Nanoha?

    I think we got Erica and Ursula stuffed toys at the fair right?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)10:24 No.18475964
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    After getting a bag from the counter to put the stuffed toys in, you have Hina accompany you to the photobooth.
    It was a pretty standard affair, you chose a border, and effects and had photos taken.
    The photos would then be printed out into a sheet of stickers.

    After scanning your badge the camera starts shooting.
    You mke a silly face after another. Hina joining in on the fun.
    As the shots tick off you attempt to give her a kiss. But she blocks it with the Koala.
    near the end she gives you a kiss on the cheek right when you weren't expecting it.

    The booth indicates that it has stopped taking pictures, the two of you step out and collect the stickers.

    "Heh, I look weird in that one." you say as you scan the sheet.
    "No, I like it." Hina smiles.
    "I'm glad you do." you tell her as the two of you walk back into the main lobby of the Cinema.

    After getting some snacks for the movie, you lead her inside to the darkened theater.
    The previews are rolling as you make your way to your seats.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)10:36 No.18476017
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    He is a ninja.
    And he must fight streotypes.
    He must beat them in one on one combat.
    He must use his training.
    He must use his sword.
    He must defeat them all.

    Arnold Schwarzenegger like you've seen him a bajillion times before.

    Coming soon.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:38 No.18476025
    I'm visualizing this in my head and it's so sweet my teeth are rotting out.

    You know, if we brought Erica to a movie we could probably get away with shenanigans. Public sneaky sex is best sex.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:39 No.18476029
    Hate sex is better.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:42 No.18476041
    Maybe, but we don't hate anyone in our harem.

    Though we could certainly roleplay it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)10:42 No.18476042
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    Boy meets girl.

    Boy is a nervous, worthless lump of flesh.
    Girl is a gorgeous piece of perfection.
    Boy falls in love with girl.
    Hilarious antics ensue.
    Boy learns to be himself and gets the girl.
    It's a story as old as time.

    Michael Cera, the fountain of emotion, forever typecast in this role.
    And some new girl we found on myspace.

    In theaters, this May.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:44 No.18476048
    We could get Keima Into our harem with hate sex.
    He is so confused / Tsun it would work
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)10:49 No.18476078
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    The movie starts.
    It begins with a short grim lesson on Auswitz and concentration camps in general.
    "... the Naziroos sent Joseph and his family into one of the most feared camps of all, AUSCHWITZ."
    You to a shot of cute koallas being herded off a truck behind barbwire.

    You over at Hina, early on in the movie and she's begun to tear up.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:50 No.18476083
    Squeeze her hand
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:51 No.18476089
    hand her a hanky and hold her hand.
    Give her a smile
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:52 No.18476093
    Seems about right.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:52 No.18476094
    >Fianally going to see Koala's In Auschwitz
    Well this should be hillarious.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:52 No.18476096
    Hold her hand
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:52 No.18476097
    Trude is the only viable candidate for hate sex that comes to mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:55 No.18476108
    We just have to show up in a skirt and call her Trude-oneechan, she'd be all over us.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)10:55 No.18476110
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:02 No.18476138
    Nah Keima would totally go for it if we picked back up the trolling

    Trude we just dress up in randosel call her oneesan and we die from snu snu
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)11:02 No.18476141
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    You reach for her hand and give it a squeeze as you smile. She smiles back at you and wipes at her tears.

    The movie jumps forward a couple of months in time.
    YOu see Joseph, the youngest son of the Mentholberg family surviving with a smile and a song in the harshness of life in the camp.

    Hina's eyes light up as she sees the happy go lucky koalla skipping along in front of what you recognize as gas chambers.

    "Hey, Joseph. Come here." a grizzled old koala calls for the lad. "How well can you dig?"
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:07 No.18476174
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:09 No.18476185
    Huh. I'm reminded of Empire of the Sun.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:10 No.18476196
    crossdressed reverse rape?

    I'm all for it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:10 No.18476198
    "Quite reasonable, yes."

    Don't have Hayate blurb that out.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:11 No.18476202
    >reverse rape
    There is no such this as reverse rape. It's male rape. And it's fucking hot.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)11:11 No.18476203
    >Koalas in Auchswitz
    Goddamnit, Japan, who thought this was a good idea?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)11:12 No.18476209
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    You next see Joseph working with others in a tunnel being dug out of the camp.
    His papa is there. His uncle is there. Joseph is given the task of bringing up the pails of dirt where they will be spread out under the flowerbeds at night.

    They dig. They remain silent.
    Joseph wants to sing. He wants to sing his little heart out. But for now he must remain quiet.

    Rain falls above their heads and soaks the soil, the tunnels have become unstable.
    A crash is heard, the forward section collapses.
    Joseph's father is killed.

    Hina bursts into tears.
    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:12 No.18476215
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)11:13 No.18476219
    Hold her, comfort her. Don't say "it'll be okay" because it never will.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)11:13 No.18476220
    I have a beat up copy of the first printing somewhere on my shelves.
    I should get a replacement copy so i could retire my first one into the trunk I have in the attic
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:13 No.18476223
    Give her a hug or some shit and try to conceal the fact that we are already crying too.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:14 No.18476233
    You mean laughing, right?
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/27/12(Tue)11:15 No.18476242
    Give her a hug. or a shoulder to lean on. generally, comfort her.

    >we'd probably PTSD if we had any issues in digging tunnels or escaping prisons. not a good time though.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:16 No.18476250
    Put an arm around her shoulders, dry her tears with a handkerchief.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:17 No.18476252
    Lean into her and hold hands.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:17 No.18476255
    Comfort Hina.
    Can't let our girlfriend cry
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)11:24 No.18476308
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    You put your arm around her and hug her comfortingly.
    You also fish out a handkerchief for her.
    She wipes her tears dry and leans into you.

    Joseph is back out in the yard.
    The tunnels have been abandoned for now.
    He's back singing, but his singing has a hint of sadness to it.
    A truck pulls up to the compound and drops off a new batch of 'guests'.
    Joseph sees her.
    She looks tired. She looks afraid.
    But still she looks beautiful.

    You watch as Joseph and this girl Sandra fast become friends through the weeks.
    Joseph's singing is happy once again.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:25 No.18476321
    She's going to go take a "shower."

    She'll see him again. She promised!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:25 No.18476322
    i know where this is going
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:27 No.18476336
    Hayate can understand Joseph. Coming from a world that only gave him glimpses of happiness just so that they could be taken away, he feels for this koala living in a concentration camp.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)11:29 No.18476349
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    Sandra and Joseph walk through the camp.
    Years have passed, and they are now young adults.

    "Hey kid." some british bulldog POW walks up to them. "Know where to get some wood?"

    You see Joseph help building a glider hidden somewhere in camp.
    He works on the woodwork, while sandra steals sheets to cover the frame.

    A naziroo catches Sandra red handed.
    Joseph manages to make it in time, and takes her lashes for her.
    He is sent into solitary confinement for a month.

    "H-he's so brave" Hina says beside you.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)11:35 No.18476391
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    You hold her tighter and continue watching.
    Joseph finally gets out of confinement.
    He finds the glider disassembled after the plans have been compromised.
    Sandra welcomes him back with open arms.

    More time passes.
    The pair are now full adults and lovers.
    Everyone knows Joseph and his infallible cheer.
    He has even made a friend of Fritz. One of the night guards.

    Another chance to escape has come.
    The two help hollow out a set of matresses so some prisoners could hide inside them and be smuggled out.

    On the day of the escape , the group draws straws as to see who would be leaving.
    Joseph gets a straw, but Sandra doesnt.

    He gives her his slot.
    "You go ahead without me." he tells her. "I will surely see you back outside."
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:37 No.18476410
    Oh man they're going for a break.

    He's going to send the girl out while he distracts the Nazis.

    "No, I can't live without you!"

    "You have to! Live for both of us! I love youuuu!"

    And then the naziroos beat him and drag him to the furnaces.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:37 No.18476411
    Oh, this is going to end in tears, isn't it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:38 No.18476418
    >He gives her his slot.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)11:41 No.18476445
    Like it could any other way.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)11:43 No.18476458
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    Months pass. No new hope of escape presents itself.
    Joseph and Fritz' friendship has blossomed.
    Fritz sneaks Joseph rations in exchange for a song or two.
    Joseph notices that his friend gets leaner and leaner as the days pass.

    And then the attack began.
    Bombs fell on the camp.
    Planes buzzed barely above the buildings.
    Soldiers rushed in and captured the Naziroos.
    Joseph was having a chat with Fritz that night when it began.
    A soldier saw the two of them huddled together behind a crate.
    "DIRTY ROO. DIE!" the bayonet flashes in the fires engulfing the guardhouse.
    "WAIT HE'S MY FRIEND!" Joseph tries to stop the soldier but fails.
    He cradles his dead friends body in his lap.
    "he's my friend...." he repeats over and over again.

    "WAAAAAAAH~" Hina bursts out loudly.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:44 No.18476476

    super hug powers activate~!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:46 No.18476483
    Comfort her, tell her that even though he died the Roo was heroic because he protected Joseph and he valued his friend more than himself.

    He proved that no one is inherently evil and so Joseph could show that to everyone to stop it being an excuse.

    Or something we just need to comfort her
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:46 No.18476485
    OH GOD.
    This thing better have a happy-ish ending
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:49 No.18476507
    Hug Hina and comfort her.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:50 No.18476519
    "Fritz redeemed himself in the end. He was a good man, and Joe will live because of him. Now he can go find Sandra."
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:53 No.18476538
    No, no. Don't give her hope of the ending. It might go poorly.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:53 No.18476547
    Hug her tightly.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)11:57 No.18476572
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    You wrap both your arms around her.
    She cries into your shirt.
    "It's alright. It's okay. Fritz was a good friend. Fritz went out protecting his friends. It's all gonna be okay." you tell her.

    She calms down and the two of you get back to watching

    Joseph is shown to be transferred to a refugee camp.
    He tries looking for Sandra there, but noone has seen her.
    He leaves the place after some time.

    We wanders the streets.
    Alone, hungry and cold.
    No song passes from his lips.
    No song is sung in his heart.
    His body on the edge of giving up.
    His soul also at its limits.

    He passes out in the snow in a dark alley, the hard ground offering no comfort.
    Everything fades to black.

    Hina again bursts out in tears.
    'Goddammit this movie.' you tell yourself as you hug her tighter.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)11:59 No.18476586
    Oh wait. I forgot to add ROLL EM.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)11:59 No.18476588
    "Man, I don't get why everyone is crying. That happened to me every day."
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:00 No.18476592
    Everyone meets each other in heaven
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:00 No.18476595
    rolled 71 = 71

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:00 No.18476596
    rolled 55 = 55

    This fucking movie goddamn
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:00 No.18476597
    rolled 44 = 44

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:00 No.18476598
    rolled 80 = 80

    Rolling for a sad end or a happy end?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)12:00 No.18476599
    rolled 74 = 74

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:00 No.18476600
    rolled 89 = 89

    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/27/12(Tue)12:00 No.18476601
    rolled 90 = 90

    Damnit, that didnt end well. On hindsight, any movie with "Auschwitz" on it should have given us a clue.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:00 No.18476602
    rolled 71 = 71

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:00 No.18476605
    rolled 67 = 67

    "It's okay, it's just a movie."

    >Make mental note: Holocaust films make baaaad date movies.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:01 No.18476607
    rolled 4 = 4

    Rolling for BEST END.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:01 No.18476612
    rolled 44 = 44

    What about taking Erica and/or Ursula?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)12:03 No.18476627
    rolled 15 = 15

    Then it just gets weird, cause it didn't happen in their world
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:03 No.18476628
    >SWQ Erica
    >German Witches were pretty much about to mutiny over all this Nazi shit when the Martians invaded

    Yeah, go ahead, this seems like a smart plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:04 No.18476632
    rolled 77 = 77

    I don't see that going any better
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:04 No.18476633
    Horrible idea.

    Witches were appalled at what was going on while they were deployed overseas.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)12:04 No.18476634
    You hold her in the darkness for a few minutes.
    "Joseph? Joseph?" A voice resounds through the cinemas speakers.
    Something comes back on screen.
    "JOSEPH!" it's Sandra. and she's a hugging a now reawakened Joseph in some sort of medical facility.

    The film jumps a few years forwards in time.
    Joseph is a vegetable hawker in the market.
    He sings a happy song as he works.
    he sings a happy song as he goes home.
    He sings a happy song with his wife and child.

    Credits roll, and you see Hina smiling through her tears.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:05 No.18476637
    rolled 30 = 30

    Deffinately not a good idea, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't like to find out their home country in a lot of alternate dimensions commited genocide and are basically the bad guys.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:05 No.18476640
    That's when futuyate jumps back to punch us in the dick and tells us that is such a bad idea it made the list of shit to fix
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:05 No.18476646
    Quick kiss before the lights come up and head to the train for dinner
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:06 No.18476652
    Ah. I hadn't read the SWQ timeline, so I didn't know.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:07 No.18476656
    Dry her tears and give Hina a hug before the lights come on.
    Then we go to dinner at Galaxy Express.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:10 No.18476680
    Even if this wasn't the SWQ Erica, it'd still be a bad idea.
    Finding out that the country you fought for, killed for, and gave the best years of your life for, committed genocide and atrocities that make them pretty much the bad guys the world over for over 60 years is not good date movie material.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:12 No.18476691
    >taking a girl to see an Auschwitz movie
    >we and the girl are both friends of Luftwaffe members
    Not our finest moment, guys.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:15 No.18476706
    Hina was the one who wanted to see it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:15 No.18476713
    Different Luftwaffe
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:16 No.18476718
    >Luftwaffe Veteran
    >Emotional girl coming home after watching a Holocaust movie

    Guys, I think we're about to have a "Why the hell would you fight for this?!" argument when Hina sees Erica again. Maybe even a delve into Erica's memories of WW2 before the alien invasion.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:17 No.18476732
    So long as it doesn't interfere with future lesbian antics, sure.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:19 No.18476748
    It is Koala's in auschwitz so it isn't really correlating to anything either of them have experienced.

    Unless of course we end up in the furry dimension
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:20 No.18476756
    Unless Hina mentioned it while getting dressed, I don't think the Twins even know what movie we went to see.
    We mentillated Hina the question during class.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)12:21 No.18476769
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    "See, that ended pretty well for him." you tell her as you give her a hug and a quick kiss on the forehead.
    You pull her up out of her seat.
    "Come on, we have a train to catch" you tell her.

    AS you walk out of the cinema with your arm around her you ask Kraus jsut where exactly the train would be.
    "okay man, thanks."

    The two of you head to the park and arrive there at 10 to 8.

    YOu sit yourselves down on the bench and wait.
    "What's this about a train?" she asks you. "and you are we in the park?"
    "We'll be dining on the Galaxy Express. And here is where it would be picking us up." you tell her.
    "G-galaxy? I don't think I-I like the sound of that."
    "Don't worry, I'm here." you tell her with a squeeze of her hand.

    A few minutes later and you hear the sounds of a train.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:25 No.18476792
    Well, hopefully being in a train will alleviate Hina's fear of heights.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)12:29 No.18476821
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    A steam locomotive gracefully comes out of the sky.
    Tracks materialize to meet it's approach towards the park.
    "I-it's flying!" Hina exclaims as she sees the spectacle.
    "yeah, I guess that's why they call it the Galaxy Express." you tell her.
    The train stops on the ground near you, steam blowing out of the release valves near its boiler.

    "I-I can't get on that." she says.
    "Of course you can. It'll be fun. Trust me." You tell her as you lead her to the nearest passenger car.

    "Hi, we made reservations under Ayasaki." you tell the short man standing by the door.
    He nods and guides you inside to your booth.

    The interior is all wood and cast iron.
    Leather seats await you as does simple table in the enclosed booth.

    You walk inside and give your orders. The man walks a way with a nod.

    [ ]sit beside hina
    { ]sit across her
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:29 No.18476825
    Beside so she can lean on us when she gets scared
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)12:30 No.18476834
    Beside, obviously
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:30 No.18476838
    [x]sit across her
    So we can get her to look at us to distract her from the flying.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:31 No.18476841
    Should we take the outside seat as well?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:31 No.18476843
    Beside her. We can calm her down easier then

    This is mainly why i voted Dende's as awesome as the train is, no good if she spends dinner freaking out
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:35 No.18476877
    >sit beside hina
    Why did I read that as, behead hina?
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/27/12(Tue)12:37 No.18476896
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    [x] besides
    we need to be there in case she freaks out.

    I gotta go guys, here's a parting gift, of sorts.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)12:39 No.18476911
    I find the mug on the sword quite amusing.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)12:40 No.18476918
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    You sit beside her to make sure she doesn't freak out too much.
    "Is this gonna fly again?" she asks you.
    "It most likely will." you answer "it cant block the park all night."

    The train's whistle blows and you begin moving.
    You feel the cabin angle upwards as it takes off.
    "EEP!" hina shuts her eyes and hold you tight.
    "Don't worry." you tell her, Ill keep you safe. "hey look outside. the town looks amazing."
    She hesitantly opens her eyes and looks out the window.
    Her eyes light up as she watches the lit up town pass by underneath you.
    "See? That wasnt so bad."

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:43 No.18476941
    Talk about Hina's life before the Bureau, her family, and her relationship with them.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:43 No.18476944
    Ask if she's psyched/ready for the practical tomorrow.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)12:44 No.18476952
    Let's do it. It can only go well.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:44 No.18476955
    Ask her how she has been getting along with the girls, morning exercises with Erica excluded
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:45 No.18476962
    Talk about life before the Bureau.
    Ask her about her wings.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:47 No.18476976
    >"he has left the area." he informs his master. "DO IT. NOW." he orders. Five figures come together in the shadows of the dormitory

    Please, give us the sidestory of our girls kicking ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:48 No.18476995
    Hrmm. I wonder. Does anybody have a compilation of his tweets?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:49 No.18477004
    Side story of girls kicking ass, saving Perrine then having some very big questions for us afterwards?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:50 No.18477011
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:54 No.18477044
    Shit I just remembered.

    New students start classes next week when we start advanced

    New students must take medical

    Perrine is going to the doctor like it or not
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:54 No.18477046
    Oh my god.

    The girls are our anchors. They're going to kill the girls. Fuck. Fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:55 No.18477057
    Actually he hinted they are after Perrine since she is an anchor they didn't plan for. Or specifically our possible child inside her is the anchor so remove that and they can cut everything else
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:56 No.18477070
    >"NOPE." the armored figure stand atop the dorm the silhouettes of a tall rabbit, a panda, and a trex a tiger and a gorilla around him #msq

    >"So Gai, who were those intruders?" Mike asks him. "I have no idea sir. I just felt they were up to no good." he answers him #msq

    >Gai mentilaltes your familiars. "Remember guys." he says "NOT A WORD OF THIS SHOULD COME OUT." "of course Sir." Jakob answers him #msq

    We have the BEST bros.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:57 No.18477077

    nothing can express the YES i am feeling right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:58 No.18477081
    Next Time on MSQ

    LG trolls us some more while we have a date, we may get to play as someone else and possibly screw everything up.

    In other words another day in the voyages of the Swagtanic
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:58 No.18477093
    >Gai mentilaltes your familiars. "Remember guys." he says "NOT A WORD OF THIS SHOULD COME OUT." "of course Sir." Jakob

    That's all well and good, but couldn't Kraus feel the sudden increase in their drain on our majaikal reserves from the three of them going into battle mode? Especially since we did tell him to look out for that kind of stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)12:58 No.18477094
    Best bro both figuratively and if the theories are correct then literally
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:00 No.18477104
    Either he, Mike, or Tama probably managed to hack the link and foot the Majaik bill.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:00 No.18477108
    They are in battle mode not expending energy yet.

    Also he probably thinks it is nothing and the drain on us seems negligible
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:00 No.18477109
    Gai's speech pattern changes.
    From a cocky NOPE to a respectful SIR to an almost laidback GUYS.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:01 No.18477113
    Hrm. Some of the tweets disturb me. I think that either we have been subconsciously altering Yuki from afar.

    ...Or Kraus has been hacked. I wonder what kind of skills you would need to hack a Device.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:02 No.18477134
    First one is to an enemy of justice.
    There is nothing except confidence in your voice when facing them

    Second is a superior, they deserve respect

    Third is to allies, they need to feel comfortable with trusting you
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:02 No.18477135
    not if gai or mike was chanelling magaic for them.
    Also big lo and big ted are those two's NORMAL forms
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:04 No.18477153
    the first one was not regal enough
    second one is normal
    Third one was still too relaxed.
    He's not called even us "guys"
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:05 No.18477164
    I think It is more her emotions aren't normal for Yuki to handle. We are the first person who has talked to her and drawn her out of her little world remember.

    We are nice, comforting, charming as all fuck so I dare say she is falling for us which throws up an error flag when director Yuki tries to process it logically
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)13:07 No.18477181
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    "So, I hope you don't mind me asking." you tell Hina "How was your life before joining the Bureau? How was being the student council president of Hakuou like?"
    "Well.. It was fun. Really fun." she answers you as she begins on her appetizers.
    "Everyday was a new challenge. the only downside was how h-high the office was."
    "You mean the power?"
    "N-no... The office was in the clock tower."
    "Ah... well how was your home life then?"
    "Well, My mum and dad are loving people. But they can be weird at times. My older sister is a teacher at Hakuou. And she can be a pain at times. But other than that it was all normal."
    "How about you? how was your life before the bureau? I once heard you talk to Mike about some issues. When you asked about taht therapy schedule. What was that all about?"
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:07 No.18477185
    He hasn't needed to get our trust on something like this so far.

    Also regal isn't necessary if it is mooks, big guys yeah but mooks just get the icy NOPE of doom
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:09 No.18477201
    "Uhh...I'll tell you another time. Not on a date."
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:09 No.18477202
    Explain our past but avoid the terrible details.
    Tell her we will go into it in full another time
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:10 No.18477211
    Wait when did LG switch his twitter image from Erica to frenchy?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:11 No.18477217
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:11 No.18477218
    About the same time he said help I am waifuing frenchie
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:11 No.18477226
    Tell her stuff that we are comfortable telling. Spin a good yarn about everything with a lighthearted twist. However, keep your eyes on the prize and thank her for the chance for getting to know her.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:13 No.18477236
    So we give her an overview.

    We don't say much of things we just say we had a less than perfect life before coming to the bureau and it lead to us having some issues we felt needed to be sorted out.

    Then we say we will tell her about it some other time a it isn't good dinner conversatio
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)13:14 No.18477250
    "It was… hard. Real hard. I'll tell you later, this isn't the best time."
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:16 No.18477272
    "It was bad. Not really date material. For my life, the only good things to come from our would are Bike-kun and you."
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:23 No.18477336
    Yeah let's keep it sketchy.

    "I had a rough time, sometimes it felt like the universe was out to get me. But I pulled through and made it here, and it's been fantastic ever since."

    We don't want her to break down on her first date.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)13:23 No.18477339
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    "It was… hard. Real hard. I'll tell you later, this isn't the best time." you tell her.
    "Let's just say that I picked up a lot of skills from working random jobs at an early age. And that I was more than happy to jump on the chance on working for the Bureau just to get away from that dimension."
    "I see.." she answers you. "I hope you will tell me everything eventually."
    "Of course." you answer her.
    The meal continues in much more mundane conversation.
    You look out the window to find yourselves in outer space en-route to the moon.
    "Wow. I never thought I'd be able to go out into space." you tell Hina.
    "Me too." she looks around at the magnificent sight.

    She seems much more comfortable now that the train is in space. Maybe it's because there is no up or down here. Maybe it's because of all the stars.

    As dessert is served, the train touches down on the moon.
    A voice comes over the intercom in the cars.
    "Any guests that wish to go out for a walk on the moon will be given the opportunity to do so for the next 20 minutes." the unknown female says
    "Please report to the nearest exit so that the conductor can equip you with your space suits."

    [ ]go for a walk
    [ ]stay
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:25 No.18477353
    [X] ASK politely if Hina would care for a walk on the moon
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:25 No.18477356

    If we go for a walk, she'll relapse when the train takes off again.

    That and it's probably an ambush.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:26 No.18477370
    We don't know anything about any ambushes or shit like that
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:28 No.18477387
    Ask Hina, if she wants to then we go moon walking and see if we can't find some moon rabbits and Mochi.
    Otherwise we just look out the window and wave to moon rabbits
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:28 No.18477391
    ASK Hina if she would love to walk on the moon.
    IF so, ASK STAFF PERSONNEL how long we have on the moon to play around.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:28 No.18477392
    Second. We take a spacewalk only if Hina wants to.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:29 No.18477396
    Well, then stick to my first reason. If she leaves the train, it will remind her that she's on a flying train. Hell, if she's scared of heights, think of how she'll react to merely *walking* sending her into the air?

    I don't think she would like being in a place with little gravity.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:29 No.18477400
    No metagaming.

    Space walk would be perfect. You can't really fall to your death because lolgravity.

    Let's try to get her out there. Tell her the space suit flatters her. Enhances her curves or something like that. (it's funny because a spacesuit doesn't! Unless it's one of those skintight things.)
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:29 No.18477406
    They JUST said 20 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:30 No.18477417
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:34 No.18477454
    Am I the only one thinking we should have gone here with Keima?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)13:35 No.18477467
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    >ask her
    "Hina. Would you like to go for a walk on the moon?" you ask her.
    "I don't know. What if the moon rabbits attacked us?" she asks jokingly. She looks really excited for the prospect of walking around the lunar surface.
    "Haha. Don't worry I'll fend them off." you tell her.
    "Okay then." she takes your hand and the two of you head towards the exit.
    There, you find the short man standing by the door.
    "We'd like to go out please." you tell him.
    He hands you a pair of bracelets.
    "Containment suits." he tells you as she snaps them on you and Hina.
    "Twenty minutes. Don't go far."

    You see a quick flicker of light around you and Hina, like you were covered by a skintight bubble.
    The conductor opens the door and you step outside.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:35 No.18477470
    Nothing to say that we cant come here again.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:41 No.18477534
    Step out and help Hina down the surface.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:44 No.18477571
    Grab a moonstone in case we ever come across a pokemon.

    Try to point out some constellations. They'll look different from this viewpoint.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:48 No.18477592
    Or Cave Johnson.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)13:49 No.18477606
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    You gently fall to the dusty surface. your fall slowed down as if it was a movie viewed in slo-mo.
    You help Hina off the train, and help her steady herself in the low gravity.
    After she's gotten her bearings you put an arm around her and push off the ground.
    You go bounding up and forwards.
    "Kyah!" she holds onto you.
    "Don't worry. It's all right. See we're about to touch the ground again." you tell her.
    After you touch down, you do the maneuver again. She keeps her eyes open this time.
    "It's amazing." she says as she looks around.
    You pick up a stone and skip it across the lunar surface, much like you would a rock off a pond on earth.

    You are now far enough from the train to be in private, but still near enough to be able to get to it quickly if needed.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:49 No.18477610
    Capture moonbeams for use in alchemy

    And maybe for trolling Keima
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:50 No.18477618
    Looks for rabbits.
    Or failing that dance
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:50 No.18477619
    Write something romantic on the moon.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:53 No.18477643


    >heroine wife
    Our wife will be a heroine?
    Or will we be the wife of the heroine of japan?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:53 No.18477644
    Look for an actual twinkling golden star.
    Then shoot the fat italian plumber who comes for it and steal it
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)13:54 No.18477663
    A dance. A dance is good
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:55 No.18477666
    Or will we be the wife of the heroine of Japan?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)13:57 No.18477684
    Mio Sakamoto, Hero of Japan, of course
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:57 No.18477692
    Low gravity dancing would actually be a bitch.

    Still we can do it because we are classy enough
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:58 No.18477704
    Seconding dance.
    Nothing too sappy.
    Maybe something upbeat.
    Then we transition to MJ and we moonwalk
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:59 No.18477711
    Sakamoto Ayasaki?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:59 No.18477712
    We don't need any other gravity other than our swag
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:59 No.18477713
    It appears captcha wants us to be Mio's
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)13:59 No.18477719
    Hayate Sakamoto
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:00 No.18477722
    WAT. We'll be Sakamoto Hayate.
    An adopted husband [husbands that take the wife's last name]
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:00 No.18477732
    Moonwalk on the moon.

    Moondance with Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:04 No.18477759
    Not saying Sakamoto is the choice, but the adopted husband thing seems like a good way to distance ourselves from our old life.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)14:04 No.18477761
    The correction has been made by others, but here's why that doesn't work: that's two family names
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)14:04 No.18477762
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    After picking up another stone and slipping it into your pocket for a memento, you turn to Hina.
    "Would you care for a dance?" you ask her.
    "I-I don't dance." she tells you with a blush.
    "Nonsense. Anyone could dance. I'll help you through it."

    Also roll for skill
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:06 No.18477776
    rolled 45 = 45

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)14:07 No.18477788
    rolled 25 = 25

    Something simple, something too energetic would not go well. A waltz? I really don't know
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:11 No.18477812
    rolled 29 = 29

    Van Morrison just started playing on my Pandora. Guess what song?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:11 No.18477816
    rolled 1 = 1

    Waltz for the moonlight
    While http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFXZ618pU_0
    Is playing
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)14:11 No.18477818
    rolled 98 = 98

    Come on, there needs to be more opinions on this. Or at least moar rolls
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:12 No.18477827
    Wow dice fucking hate us tonight
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)14:13 No.18477830
    I really hope that 98 wasn't just wasted.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:13 No.18477832
    Oh god.

    I expect it's because a large portion of /tg/ doesn't dance. And those that do aren't on right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:14 No.18477842
    LG seems in a HUEHUEHUE mood but I share that held Udz.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)14:14 No.18477851
    I was mainly fishing for more roll, to be honest.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:15 No.18477859
    Seriously twice in one thread?

    The dice gods do not approve of this date it seems. Or they just want to traumatize Hina
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:17 No.18477880
    I guess dancing on the moon isn't as awesome as Theodore Rexington.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:19 No.18477894
    rolled 7 = 7

    Having been there and helped kick it off I think nothing beats Theodore rexington

    Also >>18477816

    Rolling because why the fuck not at this point
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:21 No.18477911
    rolled 90 = 90

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)14:23 No.18477930
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    A waltz. You ask Kraus to start on a waltz.
    Something simple, easy to follow and fun.

    You bounce around on the low gravity.
    Kraus providing the music to dance to.
    You lose yourselves in the music.
    It seems like forever when you were dancing.
    And it almost did.
    The trains whistle jostles the two of you and bring you back to reality.
    You turn to look in time to see the train lifting off and headed back to earth.

    YOu run after it, desperately calling it back, but to no avail.
    As the train disappears in the distance, you hear a weird noise coming from all around you.

    Several winged humanoids jump up from behind boulders or out of holes in the ground
    Soon enough the several turn into dozens. the dozens quickly turning into hundreds.
    Theres a whole sea of them spread out before and above you.
    And they don't look friendly.

    You hold Hina in your arms and ready a knife.
    You shout in rage and frustration

    [x] reload
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:25 No.18477944
    Whoa, no, don't reload. I like this. Now it's a fight followed by an adventure trying to reenter the atmosphere safely in a teacup.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:25 No.18477947
    Well not what I expected but still good HUE
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:26 No.18477954
    Orbital insertion with rebounder coated teacup?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:26 No.18477959
    Hundreds of moon beasties vs us.
    Don't like our odds

    I wonder if linking the violin version of that song would of resulted in a better roll
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:27 No.18477970
    Hilariously on top of keima if possible.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:28 No.18477984
    But then we would just bounce back into space thanks to our massive momentum being redirected right?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)14:29 No.18477997
    That's probably how it would work. Or we'd bounce all the atmo off the planet.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:30 No.18478007
    I don't think that's how it works, otherwise trying to move anything with rebounder while in-atmosphere would cause it to rebound against air resistance.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)14:32 No.18478028
    Those aren't at re-entry speeds, though. Which might not start too bad, but we'd get there.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:33 No.18478039
    Except we would be hitting the ground at terminal velocity and being suddenly redirected towards space at terminal velocity.

    We might slow down somewhat on our way out but if we broke into space we would just keep going
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:34 No.18478052
    You mean towards the sky. Terminal velocity is not very fast. It's much, much, much, much less than escape velocity.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:35 No.18478067
    Enough trying to work out the rebounder tactic. Also, orbital re-entry with Hina would make her shit her pants and hate us. Lets go for a different route. Does KRAUS have anything on these guys?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:36 No.18478078
    Well compared to escape velocity of earth it isn't much but we actually known jack about the bureau's planetary circumstances.

    Might be bigger or smaller which could affect the escape velocity one way or another.

    And even if we did land we would be bouncing around until we found something we could not bounce off
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:37 No.18478094
    It's a bad end though so it doesn't even matter, we will probably get the 98 post next
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:38 No.18478109
    We'd be using one of our saucers, right?
    We wouldn't really need to worry, since we can control the saucer's velocity. We have it slow down after re-entry, and fly down to the ground.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:39 No.18478118
    It has Earth gravity. That's literally all you need to know in order to know what escape velocity is.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)14:39 No.18478123
    It's an unrecoverable fuckin' moonmen ending. We might go down fighting, but we'd be down none the less. And then probably eaten, or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:41 No.18478142
    Actually we are assuming that.
    Makes no difference anyway since terminal is a magnitude smaller than break
    And it is a solution to a reload post which is in itself a waste of time
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:43 No.18478162
    I was hoping for cute fuzzy holy grail death moon bunnies
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:43 No.18478163
    It's fair to assume that gravitation is in the 9-10 m/s/s range unless noted otherwise.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)14:45 No.18478186
    Moon Bunnies, even Death Moon Bunnies would have been better than fukken moonmen.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:45 No.18478190
    I actually thought they would have it higher and have our device offset the difference until we got used to it.

    It makes sense if the planet is controlled or even built for the bureau since it would make their agents stronger at a steady rate which you think they would find useful
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)14:45 No.18478191
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    You ask Kraus to play you something fun.
    He puts on a swing.
    "Okay, I could dance to this. Just follow me and let loose." you tell Hina.
    It was a fun song. a great song, and you let go of any and all inhibitions.
    As Hina sees you having fun, she promptly does the same.
    Now, its pretty it's weird seeing two modern japanese teenagers like you dancing an oooold american dance. But fuck that shit. YOu are on the moon.
    It's majaik. You don't have to explain shit.
    The two of you jsut let go and have fun.

    As the song ends, you mentillate a command to Kraus.
    "Hey Hina watch this." you tell her as you sit her on a boulder.
    the music starts:
    "here's another thing off my bucket list." you tell Hina as you materialize a temporary fedora.
    'Working as the janitor for an old records store, sure has it's perks' you think to yourself as you strut your stuff.

    "She Was More Like A Beauty Queen From A Movie Scene
    I Said Don't Mind, But What Do You Mean I Am The One
    Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round
    She Said I Am The One Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round"
    you begin to sing to the music much to Hina's delight.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:46 No.18478203
    rolled 9 = 9

    Why not one more HUEHUEHUE for the night
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:47 No.18478213
    Gravitation outside of the normal range isn't something the human body gets 'used' to. It will severely affect height, bone density, and other such things. Especially among growing children, like Sakura. They would be mad to make gravitation anything other than Earth norm in a designer dimension.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:48 No.18478227
    >Billy Jean
    Perrine's face when.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:48 No.18478229
    rolled 2 = 2


    dice dice roll roll
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:48 No.18478230
    rolled 19 = 19

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)14:48 No.18478231
    rolled 18 = 18


    How about not?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:48 No.18478240
    rolled 90 = 90

    Stop it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)14:49 No.18478246
    rolled 21 = 21

    I guess the dice don't like MJ.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:49 No.18478247
    rolled 96 = 96

    Oh god now we get the death bunnies.
    All these low rolls
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:49 No.18478250
    Fantastic. We're done here.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:50 No.18478252
    rolled 66 = 66

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)14:50 No.18478254
    I am entirely done rolling, now. For today, at least.

    Glad you're here.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:50 No.18478256

    tragedy averted?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:51 No.18478259
    I guess the dice do like MJ then, or they are tsundere for him
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)14:51 No.18478268
    They just needed to warm up to him.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:52 No.18478273
    lol all quest threads on the archives got spam downvoted again.
    All the quests on page one got reduced to green

    people so butthurt its not even funny
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:53 No.18478284
    Nah, it's all me. I min/maxed everything into Luck. It's worked out surprisingly well.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:55 No.18478307
    Perhaps I'm reading into too much, but notice the lyrics of the video LG links.

    " She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
    But the kid is not my son"
    Conspiracy? I think so.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)14:57 No.18478333
    I'm choosing "coincidence"
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:58 No.18478348
    Well I got the 96 but my luck is only average
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:59 No.18478357
    Well where's the fun in that?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)14:59 No.18478360
    I think that's too much.

    He pulled it for the moonwalking, not the lyrics.

    It's almost certain that Perrine's kid is ours.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)15:00 No.18478369
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    "People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do
    And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts~"
    you sing and dance for your date.
    She's watching your every move, entranced.
    'Heh. I am moonwalking on THE FUCKING MOON. How awesome is this?' you think to yourself.

    "She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
    But The Kid Is Not My Son
    She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
    She Says I Am The One, She Says He Is My Son"

    You finish the song with a flair, and Hina actually "Kyaaah~"s for you.

    You walk up to her.
    "So did you like that?" you ask her with your winningest smile.
    "You were amazing. Where did you learn to do that?"
    "Like I said earlier. I picked up quite a few skills over the years."

    You sit down beside her and begin skipping stones again like you did earlier.
    Hina joins in after a few times on your own.
    On your fifth throw, you hear someone say "OUCH!" from inside a crater the stone fell in to.

    [ ]investigate
    [ ]run
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)15:01 No.18478379
    We own up. [x]Investigate
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:01 No.18478384
    Investigate. We are foolish and curious, the best combination of traits.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:01 No.18478390
    Let's go investigate
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:01 No.18478392
    [x] Investigate. Was it really worth asking us?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)15:01 No.18478393
    I never said it was the "fun" option.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:01 No.18478394
    Investigate. Also check the time left before the train departs.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:02 No.18478397
    Oh for the love of fuck if it's Perrine...

    Those'd be some serious rails.

    [x] investigate
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:02 No.18478398
    rolled 63 = 63

    Rolling to moonwalk while we moonwalk.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:02 No.18478399
    New friends?

    [x] investigate
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)15:02 No.18478400
    We should still be careful about time. We only have 20 minutes total, after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:03 No.18478422
    I like think was more a moonwalking reference that yet another "Perrine may or may not be pregnant depending on how much I feel like trolling" thing

    Smooth criminal would of been awesome as well though
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:03 No.18478423
    Check time, if over 5 minutes, check
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:04 No.18478425
    if worse comes to worse we can timestop.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:05 No.18478433
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:06 No.18478453
    A good point.
    [x] Investigate away.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:07 No.18478464
    Hehe NopeMartian ran to the moon after running into MC, Ian and Sean so often on earth.

    He had to get off the planet for his own mental health
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:08 No.18478481
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:10 No.18478497
    Really LG? You've been up the whole night? You have tomorrow (today for you) off?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:10 No.18478503
    I know the joke is taking a beating but I like this

    Find moon rabbits
    Show bunnymode
    Learn secrets of true speed
    Become their ruler.

    Moon becomes swag palace

    Not that the girls would complain too much I think, cute minions, sweets for the sugar fiends. Build some beaches or something on there and fix the atmosphere
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:11 No.18478510
    Seriously, he needs to go the fuck to sleep. I love this quest, but he needs to focus on not getting burned out.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)15:11 No.18478515
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    You walk over to the crater with Hina.
    You peer inside and say to her, "Well there's the moon rabbits you were talking about."

    Inside are two girls. A short one with short black hair, and a tall one with long purple hair.
    They both have suitcases with them.
    The shorter one is rubbing her head, from where the rock hit her.
    She looks up at you.
    "uhhmmm yes. I'm sorry."
    "WHY? YOU THOUGHT NOONE WAS HERE? You think the moon is just a wide empty playground for you?"
    "I'm sorry, I did not expect to hit anybody."
    The taller one interrupts. "It's okay. We were hard to spot in theis crater anywa-"
    You hear the train whistle.
    A voice comes out of your bracelet.
    "Five minutes till departure. All passengers please alight now."
    "OH SHIT. WERE ALMOST LATE!" The shorter one says as she bounces out of the crater with her bag, and the taller one follows.
    You and Hina also make your way to the train.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:12 No.18478517
    He's in the Phillipines.

    It's daytime for him when it's nighttime in America. He sleeps during our day and hosts the thread at our night.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:12 No.18478519
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    >Like I said earlier. I picked up quite a few skills over the years
    Now I'm glad we were vague about our past.
    Because now, we have a particular set of skills. Skills that we have collected over a very hard life. Skills, that make us a nightmare for people that cross us.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:13 No.18478542
    Yeah and I am on the same time zone as him and it is 3am now.

    Unless he isn't working and even then I doubt he would be starting at the regular time
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:14 No.18478549
    Except right now it's three fucking AM in the Phillipines and he has work in the morning. I'm quite aware of everything you said.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)15:14 No.18478551
    its 3 am here.

    But i dont feel sleepy.
    must be all the sugar in my system
    [since I coudnt eat anything solid, been drinking coffee, cocoa, and other shit all day]
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)15:14 No.18478557
    Maybe he has some time off for dental bullshit?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:15 No.18478558
    >Going for a walk on the moon
    >Not using www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk4WRhPQuyo
    I am slightly mad...
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:15 No.18478569
    Hey, we agreed to never talk about the time we were used as living bait for the jabberwocky.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:15 No.18478570
    >MJs songs fit a wide range of situations. Amazing stuff.

    Sooo... the kid is NEGAYATE's?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:15 No.18478572
    I was about to ask if you had a caffeine drip or something

    Or were on cocaine you scored off Doomrider for including him in the party
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:15 No.18478576
    I'm more mad we didn't save this for Keima. You know, so we could fly him to the moon.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:16 No.18478579
    We can bring him here too
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:16 No.18478580
    We could always get on the train again you know.
    Watch him complain about there being no internet on the moon
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)15:17 No.18478591
    We still can, Jesus. Not like the train's gonna fly away forever after this.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:18 No.18478598
    Twins they were?
    Is it another pair for our harem?
    We're picking ladies off planet now?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:18 No.18478602
    But then we would be giving a not-unique date. We don't play that shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:18 No.18478607
    Reisen and Tewi are not twins.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:18 No.18478608
    Not twins

    And one is a perma loli who is like 500 years old as well
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:19 No.18478625
    Reisen is orignally a moon rabbit though
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)15:19 No.18478626
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    You get back in your booth without difficulty after returning the bracelets to the conductor.

    You eat dessert as the train makes it's way back to earth.
    As the train enters the atmosphere, you take it upon yourself to distract Hina so she wont freak out over the descent.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]mac
    [ ]talk
    [ ]other?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:20 No.18478638
    Talk, say we had a wonderful time
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)15:21 No.18478648
    If it fits, and this would fit for Keima, it's okay.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:22 No.18478665
    we don't need to mac, we took her to the fucking moon of course we are getting laid.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:22 No.18478667
    We generally tailor out dates to our date.

    This one I am not quite sure what we did though
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:23 No.18478677
    If only we could of gotten space laid.

    Ah well when we can get there on our own we will
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:23 No.18478678
    She cant scream if our tongue is in her mouth
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:23 No.18478680

    Make a mental note to make something out of the moon rock for hina unless we hit another HUE HUE HUE
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:24 No.18478685

    This is because we failed to get the House of Blues.

    No more, no less.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:24 No.18478690
    A star pendant to go in her locket eventually?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:25 No.18478702
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:25 No.18478705
    Actually we had the cosplay option which was pretty much her interests as far as I understood and we decided on the train instead
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:26 No.18478709

    We can go back to that jeweler's where we got Nanoha's locket made.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:26 No.18478715
    Maybe about Hina's wings.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:28 No.18478731
    I thought all the girls were getting lockets eventually from there?

    Each one with something important to them like candied
    Potato for Erica something mechanical for Ursula etc
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:30 No.18478760
    >Potato for Erica something mechanical for Ursula etc
    Eugh, no, Erica and Ursula are each getting a different type of piece of wreckage from the alium ships we destroyed, saving their lives. Something shiny and not-too-radioactive. And their lockets will fit together like two halves of a whole.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:30 No.18478761
    Calling it now.
    Late start because LG has stayed up so late he is gonna be wrecked come start time
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)15:31 No.18478772
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    "So did you have fun?" you ask her.
    "Yeah." she says as she avoids looking towards the window
    "I have never thought I would be dancing on the moon."
    "That's life in the Bureau for you. Expect the unexpected."
    "You know what I didnt expect the most?" she asks
    "I didnt expect to meet that weird 'girl' that helped me on the train back then again. I didnt expect that 'she' was actually a boy. I really didnt expect that I would fall in love with that boy." she wraps her arms around you and settles in.


    >Wow noone realized why I put the TRAIN as a choice for the restaurants.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:31 No.18478775
    Did we save bits of that? Or is that a time travel list thing
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)15:31 No.18478778
    >candied potato
    She'd just eat it, that's no good.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:32 No.18478782
    We can just go back to the Strike Witches dimension to grab some if we don't already have it. Do you know how long it will take them to move all of that mothership wreckage we caused?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:32 No.18478786
    I never expected the beautiful girl I helped to turn up here or love me so I guess we are even

    Then kiss her
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)15:32 No.18478793
    Kiss her!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:33 No.18478796
    Potato powered locket that plays a little melody for erica.
    Clockwork locket for Ursala.
    Pink heart with wings for sakura.
    We already gave one to nanoha.
    Who else am I forgetting?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:33 No.18478797
    Smooches, followed by getting hot and bothered, followed by the train landing right as they're about to penetrate.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:33 No.18478800
    Oh. Well, it was an old reference and not particularly important, but I guess we made the right choice anyways!

    "I came all the way out here and found friends and happiness and love. I never thought I could find anything good about my home universe. But something beautiful came to me."

    NOW, KISS!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:33 No.18478806
    And I just realized that we first met her on a train.
    Lucky thing we picked the train restaurant.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:34 No.18478812
    Hahaha it would be like the rabbit we made her.

    "for you Ursula and you Erica."
    Thank you!!
    Erica... It wasn't meant to be eaten
    But it's potato and sugar and tasty
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)15:34 No.18478815
    Oh man. Best line.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:35 No.18478818
    "Well, I didn't expect to see the girl I helped out on train arrive here. I didn't expect that we would fall in love, and have our date on a train to the Moon."

    Kissing her now seems good.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:36 No.18478834
    Well Hina.
    I like potato powered but would she sacrifice a potato for something Iike that? Maybe it can create potatoes or candy once per day instead
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:36 No.18478837
    >I never thought I could find anything good about my home universe. But something beautiful came to me
    Nice line.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:36 No.18478838
    Double dubs has spoken.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)15:41 No.18478887
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    "I came all the way out here and found friends and happiness and love. I never thought I could find anything good about my home universe. But something beautiful came to me."
    And you lean in and kiss her.
    It was a wonderful kiss.
    Full of love and emotion.
    As you hurtled towards the earth and through the atmosphere, the two of you forgot that you were in a booth, in a train, in the sky.
    The two of you were just together. And that was all that mattered.

    After what seemed like an eternity, you two pull away just in time to feel the train settle on the diagonal tracks it generates when landing.

    After paying, you get off and watch it depart with all of the other passengers that just got off.
    In the distance, you see the two girls from the moon walk in the direction of the bureau.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:41 No.18478892
    Go home and make sweet hot love
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:42 No.18478897
    take your time, chillax with her, and start walking back to the bureau after going through park
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:42 No.18478905
    Let's go back to the dorm and switch this from sweet and casual to filthy and erotic.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:42 No.18478906
    Hrmm. I wonder if we can make Love potion No 9 from this memory. . .
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:43 No.18478909

    Walk home. Take a bit of a scenic route.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)15:43 No.18478916
    No. Love. Potions. It ain't cool, man.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:43 No.18478917
    I dunno if she's the type to put out on the first date. Besides, I'd like a little challenge. Erica is freaky, Ursula is repressed (and the witches were probably starved for men, what with being in a women's castle). Not every girl is going to drop her pants when we snap our fingers.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:44 No.18478923
    Shit Tewi and Reisen are also at the bureau?
    Now we need Sakuya so Mio has another drinking buddy

    Actually those two would probably get along as well as Mio does with Kharn come to think of it
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:44 No.18478926

    >make love potion.
    >Keima drinks it on accident.
    >No change.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)15:44 No.18478932
    rolled 18 = 18

    Wanna try that?

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:45 No.18478942
    We can but try right?
    Anyway if we leave it much longer Erica will do her first just to troll us
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)15:45 No.18478944
    okay then.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:45 No.18478947
    rolled 60 = 60


    Must we outroll you?

    Is that your game?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:47 No.18478955
    rolled 100 = 100

    Ha I will give it a shot since your fingers don't seem to work for it

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:47 No.18478956
    I like where this is going.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:48 No.18478966

    Tell Hina about Erica's weak-point.

    "If she ever starts to make you uncomfortable, right here on the back of her neck..."
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:48 No.18478971
    I like where this is going too.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:48 No.18478977
    Hahaha! Oh wow.

    Anyway, walk through the park, then back to the dorms.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:49 No.18478979

    Mein gott....
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:49 No.18478983
    rolled 97 = 97

    why is nanoha pointing at the 4chan on top of my screen.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:50 No.18478992

    >Make potion.
    >Tell Hina about weak-point.

    Erica only thinks she can out troll us.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)15:50 No.18478993
    She's watching you fap.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:51 No.18479001
    I just disintegrated the panties of all females in a 1 mile radius
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:52 No.18479010
    rolled 63 = 63

    O ok just clarifying i didn't know adult nanoha was into that.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:52 No.18479013
    >I just disintegrated the panties of all females in a 3 dimension radius
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:52 No.18479014
    And so Hina drops her pants, grabs her ankles and starts begging for it.

    We just stand there shocked, then J-J-JAM IT IN.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:52 No.18479016


    Get Erica to drink potion, expose her to Perrine.

    Watch us awkwardly support her as she decides she wants some of that.

    Watch Erica have trouble with these feelings.

    Watch Ursula become totally bewildered.

    Watch Perrine's head explode from repressed emotion.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:53 No.18479020
    You snap your fingers and every woman (and some men) within earshop drops their pants/panties, bends over, and grabs their ankles.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:53 No.18479028
    I'd say a 100 counts as in the butt.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:54 No.18479034
    And she'll fucking love it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:54 No.18479037

    And she like it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:54 No.18479039
    And Ursula, Erica, Nanoha, Tsukino, Perrine, Trude and Mio are all waiting for us in the room to do our duty
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:54 No.18479040
    I don't think that drugging our girls in order to acquire more is a very moral action.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:55 No.18479044
    This is so good they should bottle it and sell it at a premium price!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:56 No.18479049
    Still, that is an idea for some trolling for later on. Lets also make sure to make an ANTIDOTE.
    Also, we still have no idea what ingredients are needed. Now then, back to Hina!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:56 No.18479052
    And LG is sitting there cursing at the sudden turnaround of his crappy roll
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)15:56 No.18479057
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    You take her for a walk around the park, just enjoying the scenery and the normal gravity.
    You hold her hand, and she seems to keep trying to avoid your face.

    "Anything wrong?" you ask her.
    "N-nothing." she tells you.
    "You know you could tell me right?"
    Yeah. It's nothing I swear."
    "Okay then."

    You finish a lap around the park and sit yourselves down on the very bench where you talked after you jogged together from what seems like so long ago.
    "Remember when I asked you here about me getting into the family?"
    "yeah of course. I remember all the time we spend together."
    "Well I don;t know why I asked that then But I was serious. I just panicked and backpedalled out of it."
    "I see, I kinda had that thought then, but I refrained from calling you out on it."
    "Thanks. If you did, I wouldave been too embarrassed to say anything."
    "You are wonderful, charming, and a gentleman. You have a way of unknowingly getting into a girl's heart and staying there. Thank you for getting into mine." she tells you.
    "Thank you for letting me in." you answer.
    "I love you." she says as she pulls you in for another kiss.

    A long moment later and the two of you are panting for air.
    "Wow." you both say together.

    You check your watch discreetly as you hold her.
    The time is 10:30
    You think it should be the time to go home.
    [ ]walk
    [ ]bike
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:57 No.18479060

    This isn't us trying to aquire more girls.

    This is us fucking with Erica.

    When/if Perrine gets added to the group it will come as a TOTAL SURPRISE to Hayate.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)15:57 No.18479064
    Love potions are Bad Ideas, and that is why we aren't going to do it. Not that we need it, either. If we needed artificial enhancements to deal with the ladies, it wouldn't be worth it.

    And I don't just mean attracting them. Keeping them from killing each other also counts.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:57 No.18479069
    First we hijacked a t-rex.
    Now we got Hina to rip our pants off.

    We get the best rolls in this quest.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:58 No.18479076
    Bike chan we need to make the most of our 100 night
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:58 No.18479083


    She has yet to experience the magic.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)15:59 No.18479089
    Let's Biking.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)15:59 No.18479091
    Nope, fucking, right here, right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:01 No.18479103
    There are plenty of ways to mess with Erica without chemically altering her mind.

    That shit is wrong.

    It would probably be funnier and less mean to sneak her one of melmo's candies.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:01 No.18479104

    This isn't a serious thing.

    This is us establishing our position as the Alpha Troll.

    Also, the idea of Keima drinking it and nothing happening amuses the shit out of me.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:01 No.18479112
    rolled 26 = 26

    Thats because the dice gods approve of hayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:02 No.18479114
    sure is evil Hayate taking root in here
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:02 No.18479116
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)16:03 No.18479124
    I'll agree it not actually doing anything to Keima is amusing, but that still doesn't make it an okay thing to mess around with.

    Not if I can help it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:03 No.18479129

    you are only making it worse, stop it!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:03 No.18479131
    How about a one night love potion? Make the drinker fall in love with someone determined by the trigger.

    Watching Erica wake up next to Perrine after being infatuated with her for the whole pervious night would be worth the punishment we got
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:03 No.18479132
    Eh, it was bound to come up sometime soon. However, I do have to agree. Using Love potions can horribly HORRIBLY backfire. And maaaybe, just maybe, force the bureau to do a mindwipe on us.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:03 No.18479138

    Negayate is like the little devil on the shoulder. He's always here, it's just a question of whether we listen to him.

    Sadly, we do. A lot.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:03 No.18479142
    We've gone mad with the dice gods power and now they are forsaking us for it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:05 No.18479156
    She hasn't had a chance to ride our bike yet, which should be immediately rectified.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:05 No.18479158

    >Not if I can help it.

    You can't stop me forever, good twin.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:05 No.18479166
    Good point, stick to gender swap, bear and ultra caffeine potions for trolling... And rebounder or slider on things.

    Like soles of shoes, doors, jars etc
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:06 No.18479174

    Start humming the bicycle song from Pokemon while riding it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)16:06 No.18479179

    Of course not. Just when it matters most. I have to sleep some time.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:07 No.18479186
    In brightest day or darkest night
    No evil shall escape my sight
    For all who worship evils light
    Fear my power green swagtern's light!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:08 No.18479200
    I think that if we make a love potion we just need to leave it sitting there, and 'forget' to label it.

    It's hardly our fault somebody started fucking with our alchemy supplies.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:10 No.18479213
    I find it funny I managed to get the 100 basically upstaging LG again the poor bastard and then my power level was over 9000 for my next post


    I still haven't stopped laughing.

    Whether it is because I am too tired or it is truly that funny I am not sure about
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:10 No.18479216
    He's a Blue Swagtern.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:10 No.18479220

    This needs to be nightmare fuel.

    "Damn, sorry kid, there was an error with the paperwork. We'll be taking the ring and the bitches now."
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:11 No.18479225
    Oh god, we are reaching critical mass! NegaHayate is starting to surface!

    Next thing you know is that LG will be running ADVENTURES OF NEGAHAYATE.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:11 No.18479226
    Shit good point.
    It actually fits for powers as well as colour

    I don't know the blue swagtern's oath though
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)16:11 No.18479228
    Willful negligence is just as bad as malicious intent. We'd get in at least as much trouble for just leaving it around, as we would for fucking around with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:14 No.18479258
    We need a majaik ring!
    Glows blue for no reason when we channel majaik through it as a focus
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:14 No.18479259
    Let give Hina a ride on our bike. What could possibly go wrong?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:15 No.18479270

    >willful negligence

    We have repeatedly warned people about that shit.

    Besides, we happen to have pancia to cure whatever it does to them.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:16 No.18479281
    rolled 35 = 35


    An excellent question.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:16 No.18479284
    Actually we have only warned Nanoha and Erica once each
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)16:16 No.18479285
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    You pull out Bike-kun from your folio.
    "I think we should head home." you tell her.
    "Y-yeah" again she seems nervous about something.
    You get on the bike and help her onto the frame in between your arms.
    You pedal slowly back home.
    She leans in your chest as you ride home, her breathing synchronized wit your own.
    Before long you arrive at the gates to the Bureau.
    For the first time since you arrived there, the guard on duty asked to see your Identification.
    You and Hina flash your badges and he quickly scans them and lets you in.

    "So, should I take you to your room, or maybe you'd like to spend the night?"
    "Let's go to your place." she tells you.

    The two of you walk up to your room.
    On your door you find a new addition.
    A small whiteboard, markers and magnets to hold notes on.
    On it you find this written.

    You open the door and lead Hina inside.
    The two of you sit on the couch. You are relaxed, but Hina seems a bit awkward.
    "Anyhting bothering you?" you ask her again.
    "N-no." she replies.
    "Then why are you so nervous? DO you have something in mind?"
    "Oh, what is it?"
    "I-i've made up my mind." she tells you.
    "About what?"
    She kisses you and pushes you down on the couch.
    "I want you to be my first."

    That night was amazing. You had to be gentle with her, but you knew she enjoyed it never the less. She was yours. You were hers.
    All was as it should be.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)16:17 No.18479288
    We can warn them all we like, but how do you think the administration is going to look at us leaving a dangerous unlabeled potion sitting around? Not in a good way, most likely.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:17 No.18479290
    I'm firmly vetoing the love potion idea.

    I mean, for crying out loud guys have you EVER seen a setting where the love potion DIDN'T backfire horribly?

    What if another guy walks in just as it takes effect? What if it makes her hate us instead? What if it makes her an emotionless drone?

    No. No no and no.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:17 No.18479292
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    No, what we need are batteries.
    Majaik batteries. Or majaik ethers, whatever. Something that glows that we drink or inject to get more majaik.

    Because we still need to test the limits of our new familiars, and how long they can all be in combat mode simultaneously.
    Lo and Ted use their regular forms for combat mode, but they still draw more power than in little mode. We need to see how much time we can have our full dapper team in combat.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:18 No.18479295
    Wonder why LG's taking so long to post.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:18 No.18479301
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)16:19 No.18479313
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:19 No.18479314

    and all is well.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)16:19 No.18479315

    This seems about right for a NEXT TIME
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:20 No.18479323
    Not to mention how disappointed Ryuu would be in his star pupil. He expects us to be more responsible than that.

    Pulling jokes is one thing, but just leaving highly psycho-reactive substances around for someone who might NOT be your target to ingest is just irresponsible.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)16:20 No.18479324
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:20 No.18479325

    At some point we need to tell Hina about Erica's weak-point.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:20 No.18479326
    And today when we wake up, instead of Erica's tongue in her mouth, it will be our balls. She's still going to be asleep, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:20 No.18479328
    Yeah even for trolling it is going too far really.

    Something I never expected to actually say

    I still want to try the ice tea of betrayal joke though
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)16:21 No.18479333
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:21 No.18479335

    I feel special now.

    Also, I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. The love potion idea was mine and it was the first time posting in this quest.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:21 No.18479336

    >its ted's liberation all over again
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:21 No.18479341
    Sorry, LG. Didn't mean to derail your plans (too much).
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:21 No.18479344
    LG respects the nats

    Fucked his plan up nicely though
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)16:23 No.18479353
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    Secret secrets.

    NEW THREAD ON 2200 4chan time.

    >FUCKING 100.

    >off to ride my bike.
    >maybe a quick 10 will tire me out enough to sleep.

    BYE ALL.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:23 No.18479357

    According to the rules of the drinking game, the love potion shit-storm in miniature means you must take two shots for every off-topic post.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)16:23 No.18479358
    Oh, sure, and I respect him for letting us fuck up his plans. Now watch as the condom broke at the wrong time.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:24 No.18479366
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)16:24 No.18479374
    Good luck. Don't let those potholes get you again.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:24 No.18479376
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:24 No.18479379
    Whatever, he'll just huehuehue reload if he shows a cop his cock while he's out again.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:24 No.18479380

    stop giving him ideas!

    >do continue
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:24 No.18479387
    rolled 30 = 30

    Rolling for 4am bikeride pothole evasion
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:25 No.18479389
    >Now watch as the condom broke at the wrong time.
    Fuck you...
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:25 No.18479394
    Haha sorry LG, never knew my power of derailment carried over so well from tabletop to tg

    Nah on a 99 maybe.
    100 all goes well like Misaka not cutting our balls off for joking around about joining the tower of swag
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:25 No.18479395
    >Secret secrets
    Full line goes: "secret secrets are no fun, secret secrets hurt someone."

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:25 No.18479398
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:26 No.18479403
    Bike riding natural 1:
    At high speeds your foot slips off the pedal, and your legs get chewed up trying to get back into position. While you're struggling, you fail to notice the tree and impact hard. You fall forward off the seat and land balls-first on the bike frame.

    Bike riding natural 20:
    You win the Tour de France.

    You were just biking around your neighborhood in America.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:26 No.18479408
    Or taming a mini boss
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:27 No.18479418
    rolled 4 = 4

    I think that we are giving ourselves terrible enough ideas as is.

    Lets see how well he goes out for.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:28 No.18479425
    So in the morning at work LG runs this quest. Then he gets home and runs more quest.

    Does he do anything else? Does he even work at work or just browse 4chan for 8 hours? Does his boss realize that he's slacking or is he actually participating in the quest as well?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:29 No.18479431
    I think I should step back more on suggestions and rolls now.
    This is the third plan derailment I have contributed to in more than a supporting role
    And funnily enough I never expected a single one to work
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:29 No.18479432
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    I'm afraid that more familiars might have been on that extended long-term route, that will now no longer come up.

    So, if there IS a Negayate, and we must face our evil twin, that means that he would have familiars of his own, right?
    Like maybe this Hyena African mercenary?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:29 No.18479438

    >roll bad on LG's bike ride.
    >MSQ cancelled due to hospital.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)16:30 No.18479442
    It's a curse, I tend to speak without thinking. Or I do think and just think it's too funny.

    The bit when talking to Nanoha, about the other girls keeping us busy? That was not thinking. This one's for the lulz.

    I have no idea why I want babby, though.

    Not today, sweetheart.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:30 No.18479447
    LG breezes through the day's work before he starts the quest. Aside from that, he cancels the morning (his evening) session when he's busy. On days when he's had an unusually high workload, he also delays the evening (his morning) thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:30 No.18479451
    He does all his work and his boss probably plays as well
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:31 No.18479459
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:32 No.18479469
    This does not bode well for the continuation for this quest.

    Also, Since everyone uses a device. . .How hard would it be to hack a Device? I have slight paranoia that Kraus might be slightly compromised. Maybe.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:32 No.18479473
    We were gonna bag her eventually. We just avoided 2 long, boobless quests and got to the action. Next time we can start working on bringing out Hina's bisexual side so she can make our with Erica again while Ursula and us watch. Then do things ourselves.

    It'll finally be a proper orgy.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:34 No.18479487

    >all the stuffed animals we won at the claw machine will be farmilliars
    >cactus owl will be an undercover evil minion which starts caring more and more about us

    Swagtanic with onboard petting zoo.

    >if only
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:34 No.18479488
    So between MSQ, SWG, and HLQ making quest-threads awesome again, and Armored Core 5 rekindling my love of giant robots...

    Who would be down for a AC quest? I'm REALLY tempted to do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:35 No.18479498
    Based on what was said earlier, they would have an easier time just using telepathy to compromise our minds.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:35 No.18479506
    Funnily enough I wanted majaik batteries but LG said they were restricted tech

    Sort of forgot about them since then

    I doubt we have derailed it that bad, just less emotional drama and backpedalling out of Hina. I actually think one of the stuffed toys is a minion. Probably the cactus owl or the koala
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)16:36 No.18479509
    Things may be happening differently than they have on previously loops, but we don't really have a way to know that, until tweets say so.

    At least, that's how I'm interpreting jumping off the paths.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:36 No.18479512
    >AC quest
    I'm not sure which AC you mean.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)16:37 No.18479522
    Armored Core, prolly. Since that's what he was just talking about.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:37 No.18479527
    Depends on which company we start out as.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:37 No.18479530
    Sounds interesting but I would probably get sidetracked by MSQ and forget to check in.

    I like the planetary governor quest but I forget to refresh it thanks to MSQ and SWQ
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:39 No.18479543
    Nice way to get a 1,
    Didn't think that would work
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:40 No.18479554
    Why not be a raven?
    Not a stupidly good one like the NEXT's from 4 but a decent one like in 1 or 2 who drags his way up
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:40 No.18479555

    I'd probably make a new 'setting' while keeping the general tone of the series.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:40 No.18479559
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    Perhaps this will be cactus owl's combat form?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:41 No.18479560
    rolled 1 = 1

    Does this work?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:41 No.18479568
    Well anyway goodnight all.
    It is 4:40am and I am going to go to sleep before I click my fingers and turn all the guys gay for us or something next
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:42 No.18479573
    Why what ever do you mean?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)16:42 No.18479574
    I like it. Just needs a green recolor.

    Cheers, mate.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:42 No.18479576
    Fuck yes. gunslinger owl
    >> !!qD+uAdFkkFO 03/27/12(Tue)16:43 No.18479582
    I do believe that there is one contender that we have forgotten about. The ONE. The one that has the most SWAG in all of the multiverses. He works for the British government, girls melt under his hands. He also stops Evil no matter where it is. However, you always know when he is coming by the sound of his sexy voice. . .
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:44 No.18479591

    Well AC5 is my main inspiration here, so you'd probably be in a group, and that group would have varying allegiance.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)16:45 No.18479601
    What about Sean Connery?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:45 No.18479602
    Austin Powers?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:45 No.18479603
    >LG said they were restricted tech
    I had completely forgotten about that until you mentioned it.
    We could possibly get majaik batteries from the PX, but they'd be stupidly expensive even with our ridiculously well-paid salary, and we'd have to spend a day charging it for minimal run-time.

    Maybe now that we've gotten better at alchemy, we could create a potion that would supercharge our natural majaik regeneration?
    Use coffee as the base, maybe with a bit of cinnamon and chocolate.
    But I don't know what memories to use.
    >> !!qD+uAdFkkFO 03/27/12(Tue)16:45 No.18479604
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    I wonder if he would work at the bureau.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)16:46 No.18479615
    Just... just stop. Or at least stop quoting the first post.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:47 No.18479616
    I think it doesn't quite work like that though.

    Anyway given the way instructors throw shit around give it another three or four days and the dude may give us a mood ring that stores majaik or something
    >> !!qD+uAdFkkFO 03/27/12(Tue)16:47 No.18479618
    Dammit. The auto post script has failed me for the last time.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:47 No.18479623
    He is testing ways to get a 1 on demand
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:47 No.18479626
    He's obviously the creator of multiverse existance thing, he doesn't count.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:48 No.18479627
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)16:48 No.18479634
    Yes, and he should stop.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)16:49 No.18479636
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> !!qD+uAdFkkFO 03/27/12(Tue)16:50 No.18479640

    If this is Future Keima I approve.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)17:03 No.18479776
    I now must hate you with a new passion.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)17:07 No.18479800
    This would be what happens if we hit Keima with whatever we did to Shirou.
    >> !!qD+uAdFkkFO 03/27/12(Tue)17:07 No.18479812
    I didnt pick the trip negahayate for no reason.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)17:08 No.18479816
    Leave love potion unlabelled in our room, Mio breaks in to find more booze.
    >Drinks it by mistake.
    OH BOY.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)17:32 No.18480021
    >Mio breaks in looking for hangover cure
    >drinks random potion sitting on our desk
    >it's molotov
    >she loves it
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)17:34 No.18480032
    That is also acceptable.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)17:36 No.18480048
    This is another reason to not love potion. We don't need that.

    Even more impossibly suave, yet some how hideous?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)17:38 No.18480066
    >We don't need that.
    Maybe, but I'm sure some of us probably want it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)17:41 No.18480091
    Probably, sure. Hell, I'm okay with it, if it happens without love potion bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)17:47 No.18480127
    I missed the whole debate about this, so I might as well pipe in now. I think it's a bad idea to USE a love pot, or to keep any laying around. However, the process of actually making it is good practice. There is valuable alchemy exp in it. As long as all samples are properly disposed of, we can use the practice without any accidents happening.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)17:49 No.18480146
    And I never meant to say that what you're saying is wrong. I can not disagree that the learning & experience is bad, just the use of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)17:49 No.18480149
    rolled 1 = 1

    >the process of actually making it is good practice
    I would rather get practice by attempting things like genderbending potions, bear pots, and so forth. Hell, what I really want to do is make a potion that makes you learn faster while it's in your system. Memorize an entire list in a single sweep, do a week's studying in an hour, that kind of thing. Useless for anything other than practicing, studying, and puzzles, but damn useful for that.
    >> !!qD+uAdFkkFO 03/27/12(Tue)17:53 No.18480182
    With great power comes great responsibility.

    We need different potion ideas to try and test out. Maybe Ryuu knows some major No-nos that we should avoid when potion making.

    A potion for cure HEAVY wounds would be greatly useful for us in the long run. 'ell an Iron skin potion would be just as swell.

    +1 for the genderbending and Bear pots. Whatever could go wrong with those?
    (We accidently the narwhal potion instead)
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)17:57 No.18480211
    You do realize that a botched genderbend or BEAR is just about as dangerous, right? That's high level shit of the polymorphing and psychoactive varieties, respectively. Everyone seems to want to jump on it, thinking mistakes will be HURR LOLSOFUNNY, but it might easily not be. I can think of a lot of very bad things that can go wrong.

    The learning pot is a damn good idea, though. Maybe we'd actually be able to finish Yuki's reading list with that.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)17:58 No.18480226
    We'd still need to find time to read.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)18:01 No.18480255
    rolled 1 = 1

    >You do realize that a botched genderbend or BEAR is just about as dangerous, right?
    I'm not talking about botches, I'm talking about end products. I would rather get practice making interesting and fun potions, like bear pots and genderbending potions, than sleazy terrible things like 'love potions.' We have more than enough things we actually want to practice trying to make. We don't need to stoop to practicing making something which we never intend to actually employ.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)18:03 No.18480271
    >we have better things to try than a love potion
    I also agree with this wholeheartedly.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)18:09 No.18480326
    Finding a couple hours is a lot easier than finding the week or more it'd take to read all that shit normally. That shit would go fast at 30 pages a minute.

    You're not talking about botches because you're assuming we'd be automatically successful. I want BEAR pots as much as anyone, but I know it's a bad idea to fuck with it in the near future. We JUST got to where we're doing original things instead of copypasta from Ryuu. Don't you think we need a bit more time if we're to do the shit right? We need to learn some patience.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)18:14 No.18480367
    rolled 1 = 1

    >You're not talking about botches because you're assuming we'd be automatically successful. I want BEAR pots as much as anyone, but I know it's a bad idea to fuck with it in the near future. We JUST got to where we're doing original things instead of copypasta from Ryuu. Don't you think we need a bit more time if we're to do the shit right? We need to learn some patience.
    What? No, I'm not talking about botches because we're comparing those potions to a love potion. If you want to talk about botches, think about what a botched love potion could do. It's fucking horrible - exactly as bad as any other botches. I'm ignoring the botches because it's a poor means of comparison, since they're all definitively bad. Instead, we should be looking at the successes, since that's where actual meaningful comparison can take place in those circumstance. If you're going to presume my motivations, anon, at least take enough time to think your presumptions through enough to be correct.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)18:15 No.18480373
    Waitwaitwait...what if we try a speed-reading potion? It enhances how fast the brain can process information, and how fast the eyes can move?

    If anything, we can sell it during exams and clean up.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)18:16 No.18480381


    Pardon me sir, but....

    >Suggested Shoving our tongue down Nanoha's throat in a time stop.
    >Suggested beating 'the stupid' Shirou.
    >Suggested spiking Keima's drink with gender-bending potions.
    >Suggested taking advantage of Nanoha's 'adult' form.
    >Started every pedo shitstorm.
    >Wanted to take Nanoha to the Koala movie.
    >Suggested giving Erica the sex tape to watch with her sister.
    >Suggested Pushing Hina off a cliff with feather-fall to conquer her fear of heights.
    >Suggested getting Erica to seduce Perrine for us via love potion.
    >Suggested the Wonka arc.
    >Wrote the Wonka song.
    >Invinted the MSQ drinking game.

    There is room for only one master of evil here, and frankly: You're smalltime.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)18:17 No.18480386
    We don't have to assume we'll be automatically successful. It's why Ryuu gave us the panacea. It's why we have the familiars on standby when we're experimenting. Failure should be expected. That doesn't mean we can't work to minimize the damage of a failure.

    I dunno, the exams seem to be combat based so far. Unless there have been learnin' exams in class, and I've just failed to notice.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)18:19 No.18480403
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>Suggested giving Erica the sex tape to watch with her sister.
    Uh, no, that was me, anon, assuming you're talking about the DVD that took place on the same day as the time travel arc. As for the Wonka arc, I was the first one to make those implications too. I don't have a problem with you taking credit for your evil shit, but those two at least weren't you. Perhaps you didn't read my posts and thought up those suggestions independently, but I was first on them.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)18:20 No.18480416
    You do know you're rolling 1d1OO and not 1d100, right?

    Or are you trying to spoof botches.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)18:21 No.18480419
    I'm pretty sure I'm the one that first brought up Nanoha being 9 was too young, for that. Or at least one of the first.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)18:21 No.18480422
    rolled 1 = 1

    Oh, I know. It's just my favourite way of nat 1.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)18:21 No.18480425
    He's spoofing.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)18:21 No.18480426

    And frankly, that's just the short list.


    I think we should just start experimenting with potions.

    And, no troll here, I think we should try the love potion. Not hand it out per say, but make one.

    Also it doesn't have to be a love potion in the traditional sense. Imagine distilling what it feels like to be loved and excepted after a life-time of hardship.

    It would be like the ultimate pick-me up. Imagine being able to crack open a nice chilled can of LOVE after a hard day at work.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)18:22 No.18480434
    rolled 1 = 1

    >Imagine being able to crack open a nice chilled can of LOVE after a hard day at work.
    I smell a fantastic new drug market that's hyper-addictive after the first sip...
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)18:23 No.18480440

    I'll have to go back and check if somebody beat me to the punch, but I didn't steal those ideas from anyone.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)18:24 No.18480458
    >love in a can
    Rather than causing them to love, it makes them feel loved?

    That's... quite kunnin'. I like it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)18:25 No.18480464
    rolled 1 = 1

    I trust that you didn't, anon. Some of those ideas were nigh-simultaneous posts. Like, same numeric timestamp with seconds' difference.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)18:25 No.18480468

    You were one of the concerned voices.

    I was actively stirring shit. Then same-fagging both sides to escalate it.

    Then deriding people for falling for the 'obvious trolls'.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)18:27 No.18480480

    >posted list of evil deeds.
    >suggests canning love.

    There's no way you aren't plotting something here.

    No fucking way.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)18:28 No.18480497
    rolled 1 = 1

    You, sir, are a Grade A Chaotic Evil Troll.
    I'm confident he intends to have it become a designer drug.
    >> Dr. Feel-good 03/27/12(Tue)18:33 No.18480539

    Actually no. I wasn't.

    But now I want to.

    Preferably marketed under an alias.

    Wonder what it could be.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)18:34 No.18480552

    You know, something about his posting style seems familiar to me.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)18:36 No.18480565
    I'll buy that.

    I'll admit to having gone for a little shit stirring with all the Perrine's Pregnancy flipouts.

    And, guys, I feel I need to confess something. Just once, I noko'd us into some HUE. All the other ones I rolled were legit, though.
    >> Dr. Feel-Good 03/27/12(Tue)18:36 No.18480567
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    I have no idea what it could be.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)18:39 No.18480594

    >Cabin Boy
    >MST Guy
    >Same person.

    I have no idea how to feel about this.

    This guy delivers comedy gold, epic shit storms, great romantic advice, and hilarious de-rails at the same time?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)19:13 No.18480882
    >canned love
    Oh god, this sounds even worse than the other one. Just as much clusterfuck, but under the guise of something innocent. We'll end up giving it to some girl that's having troubles, just to help cheer her up. SUDDENLY, EMERGENCY REENTRY ONTO PLANET SWAG. That shit's an instant harem booster. They'll come crawling to us just so they can get the feel of us loving them.

    That, gentlemen, is what his evil plan is.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)19:16 No.18480907
    rolled 1 = 1

    >They'll come crawling to us just so they can get the feel of us loving them.
    They'll either end up in the harem or like junkies looking for their next can.
    >"I'll suck your cock for some Love! Please, I'll do anything for your Love!"
    >"W-what? I didn't know you felt that way. In that case, of course I love you. Come here, you don't have to do anything, my love is free."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)19:20 No.18480933
    And some how, I'm okay with it.

    It's also why we do it in disguise.

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