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    234 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Secret secrets Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)22:24 No.18482659  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    You open the door and lead Hina inside.
    The two of you sit on the couch. You are relaxed, but Hina seems a bit awkward.
    "Anyhting bothering you?" you ask her again.
    "N-no." she replies.
    "Then why are you so nervous? DO you have something in mind?"
    "Oh, what is it?"
    "I-i've made up my mind." she tells you.
    "About what?"
    She kisses you and pushes you down on the couch.
    "I want you to be my first."

    That night was amazing. You had to be gentle with her, but you knew she enjoyed it never the less. She was yours. You were hers.
    All was as it should be.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:26 No.18482676
    Hehe *SNAP* derailed plans.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:27 No.18482681
    Now, we need to get Hina into a 4-way with us and the Twins. Delicious.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)22:28 No.18482689
    All in due time.
    >> Lookout 03/27/12(Tue)22:30 No.18482703
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    good job scoring with hina early.

    and can you fuckers seriously not keep a to-do list without me

    Continue work on original potions (BEARMODE, genderswap, Swag brew, Sexual Stamina), read new Alchemy book.
    Continue to pursue Yuki, take her out to see the town, READ THE BOOKS SHE GAVE US.
    Explore Ted’s tactical capabilities.
    Therapy with Dr. Ikari next Monday evening(after Sousuke’s training extravaganza).
    Plan a day long event with one of the Bureau’s facilities at our disposal during a break period (Steampunk/Victorian London Murder Mystery, Warehouse 13/23/51, Alice in Wonderland).
    Throw a party in the Gym (cloud party theme?).
    When the Doctor returns, ask for help tracking down Cogbeard the dorfen clockwork specialist, see what he knows about the PoP’s dagger.
    Develop a financial plan to afford swag palace from Gulliver’s Realty
    Grand Piano/Electric Keyboard as a stopgap. Also a saxophone.

    did anyone ever say what pic related is from? because that is very relevant to my interests.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:30 No.18482710

    Stop that. We're Hayate, not Negayate. We mustn't let the swag control us, we must remain in control of the swag.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:31 No.18482721
    Highschool DxD I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:31 No.18482724
    Quick recap

    Help plan Shirou's birthday, steer it towards trolling him and include BEAR pots or bears and tell Rance it is a red jacket affair and give everyone else reversible jackets

    Practice more potions ( fucking 95 getting skipped ) bear pot, gender swap, energy potion, invisibility potion, study speed / reading speed increase potions, hangover cure tion and better healing potion.

    Avoid castration from Erica

    Play with time knife and see how it can help fix the Cassiopeia

    Learn new abilities and hopefully more slutty dating sim reject costume modes for new powers

    Troll everyone with melmo candies, all rude oneesan while dressed in randosel while doing this

    Avoid being taken as a wife by Mio until she has cleared it with the girls

    Anything I missed please advise
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:32 No.18482729

    That'd be an interesting conversation with the parents.

    "So, what was your first sexual experience?"
    "Oh, a beautiful night of lovemaking with my boyfriend. Unless you count my sleep-molesting of his other girlfriend prior."
    "Second time was a lovely 4-way with his two other girlfriends. ...Why are you looking at me like that?"
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)22:32 No.18482734
    Sure as shit doesn't seem like it.

    That's why it's gonna take time for it to develop naturally, jeeze.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:32 No.18482738
    rolled 1 = 1

    We also want to make a super-speed-learning potion.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:33 No.18482744
    There is a whole series of those gifs, just about all as tasty as that one
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:33 No.18482747
    They all wore suits and were absolute gentlemen beforehand, that makes it normal, right?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)22:33 No.18482748
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    The two of you are woken up in the middle of the night.
    The twins have come home.
    Ursula plops straight into bed without even taking her labcoat off.
    Erica shucks her clothes off and jumps in next to the still mostly naked Hina.
    "Heh." she says as she gets grabby while almost asleep. "You have nice smooth skin."
    "EEEP!" Hina's cries are muffled by her pillow.

    "Hey. Stop that and go to sleep." you tell her.
    "Okaaa-zzzzzzzz" she promptly does as told.
    "ehhh... She's still grabbing me." Hina objects.
    "Wanna switch?" you ask her.
    "Yes." She says, "please."
    You manage to switch without waking any of the twins up.
    You wrap your arms around the three girls and fall back to sleep.

    **GIVE ME A ROLL**
    >taking first one
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)22:34 No.18482760
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:34 No.18482762
    rolled 95 = 95

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:34 No.18482765
    Well I can but I got so used to you doing i skipped it.

    Was my first one in ages
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)22:34 No.18482768
    I demand to fuck up first, and so I did.
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 03/27/12(Tue)22:35 No.18482772
    hey guys, now im kinda new here on /tg/ im one of the /a/xiled that came here via katawa yandare.

    anyway it took us 3 days to scan through the archives of MSQ to catch up.

    i absolutely love this. and hope you welcome us.

    my only question is how does one "roll"?

    side note: [LG, adik ka bro matulog ka ng maayos, baka ma kolapse ka, hehe]
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)22:35 No.18482773
    I am so sorry
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:35 No.18482776


    Why, Udz, why.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:35 No.18482777
    >avoid castration

    I believe that's what that titanium jock strap is for.

    >melmo candy trolling

    This is really what I want most out of this quest. Walking up to the girls and calling them "mommy." Then when they're nearly passed out we clue them in and go together to scare the next.

    I still want to do it to Trude.


    "W-what! No! That's imp... no no NO. I will NOT!"


    "... oh goddammit."

    And meanwhile the girls are doing their damnedest to not fall out of the bushes laughing.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:36 No.18482783

    Read the sticky homes.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:36 No.18482784
    It could have been a nat 1.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:36 No.18482785
    Type in the emai field dice+XdY
    Where X is how many dice and Y is how many sides it has.

    So rolling a 100 means dice+1d100
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:36 No.18482787
    rolled 1 = 1

    "dice+1d100" in the email field.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)22:36 No.18482790
    You can see the sticky on page 0, but: you put "dice xdy" in the email field, X being the number of dice, and Y being the number of sides on the die. In this case, you'd want those to be 1 and 100 respectively.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:37 No.18482793
    There is a sticky on the front page of /tg/

    Quite useful it is.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)22:37 No.18482798
    See >>18482768
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:38 No.18482802
    rolled 16 = 16

    Really, that's almost as obvious as 1d1, lot less subtle than 1d00 but seriously, replacing 0 with O, not exactly hard to notice.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:38 No.18482804
    No Trude is oneesan she has a siscon
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:39 No.18482811
    Something brought up in the last thread: make a love potion.

    Not a 'make people fall in love potion'. A potion, that when drank lets you feel loved. True full, unconditional love.

    We can use it to cheer people up! Instant cure for the blues.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:39 No.18482814
    Those are 'o's you want zeroes.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:39 No.18482815
    rolled 1 = 1

    Oh, I know I'm not fooling anyone. I'm not even trying. I just think it looks neat.
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 03/27/12(Tue)22:39 No.18482816

    ok, thank you.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:39 No.18482817
    Don't make me snap my fingers again Udz
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)22:40 No.18482819
    Only problem is when it wears off. Then they'd just want more.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:40 No.18482824

    Or at least that's what we'll tell people when it backfires, and we have a fucking line to get more of our lovein'.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:40 No.18482825
    You're an annoying faggot. Cut it out.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)22:40 No.18482827
    He's doing it intentionally.

    Just wait for the proper time, mate.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:41 No.18482831
    rolled 1 = 1

    It's drugs. The only cure is being happily forever alone or joining the harem.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)22:41 No.18482836
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    >Ohhh a low roll

    You are woken up by Kraus at 5am like you instructed him to.
    Today is the day of the combat trials, and you have quite a lot of prep to do.

    You teleport out of bed, quietly slipping out from between Hina hugging you, and Erica giving you an ankle lock.

    You take a quick shower and slip on your tracksuit.
    Now you think of what to do first.
    [ ]jog
    [ ]check gear
    [ ]make pots
    [ ]make breakfast
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:41 No.18482840

    I like the idea, but we may want to take that kind of thing to a Doctor before using or during testing. The crash from such a reaction could be, well, devastating.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:42 No.18482848
    rolled 48 = 48

    Make potions, then breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:42 No.18482849
    Check gear followed by pots
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)22:42 No.18482850
    Potions. Our stock was run quite dry from thursday's activities.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:43 No.18482855


    I'm not seeing the problem there.

    We should only give it to select people.

    "Here Perrine."
    "What's this?"
    "I saw you were sad, so I made a happiness potion. Make you feel better!"

    >In Hayate's Mind, Love=Happy. He has not yet had to specify beyond this point.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:43 No.18482860
    [x] check gear, then potions.
    >> Just trying something. Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)22:43 No.18482863

    "A-are you Japanese?" The leader of the group asks you
    "Yes."you answer.
    Row by row, the mass of humanity begins to kneel before you.
    Cardboard and foam begin creasing as those gathered genuflect.
    "W-wait, wha-." you ask them
    "Shogun-sama!" the leader cries out, her eyes directed at a spot near your feet.
    "Shogun-sama! Shogun-sama! Shogun-sama! Shogun-sama!" The crowd mimics.
    "What is this?" you ask.
    "You have in you the blood of kings." the leader tells you, her orange and black jumpsuit rustling as she bows deeper. "We will follow your every whim! allow us to serve you!"

    "I don't know if this mission just got easier, or it just got way harder." you tell Erica.
    "Heh." she grins, "You've done it now."

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:43 No.18482866
    [ ]make breakfast

    Everyone loves dem Pancakes
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:43 No.18482869
    Also we though Mio might crash into our room in search of booze and find our flask
    Consensus was she drinks molotov and likes it and i think she would find rebounded and enjoy the tripping opportunities
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:44 No.18482880
    Make pots and check gear, we're prepping for trials and we need to be at the top of our game, we won't get much out of a bit more jogging.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:44 No.18482881

    Potionspam. Including a the new strength potion - the Adrenaline boost shouldn't be a huge medical issue for short-term use. We can consult the medicos properly afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:45 No.18482886

    Check gear and short jog. Breakfast can wait until closer to the girls' waking time so it's more fresh, and pots we can make anytime today outside of any classes or appointments.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:45 No.18482888
    rolled 99 = 99

    Damn gender swap won't elude me this time
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:45 No.18482889
    rolled 69 = 69

    >We can consult the medicos properly afterwards.
    And with a wealth of medical data thanks to Kraus too.
    >> Lookout 03/27/12(Tue)22:45 No.18482890
    [x]check gear, then jog, then breakfast
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:45 No.18482892
    There are no classes or appointments. We're not even required to show up until 10.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)22:45 No.18482893
    There isn't time before the end of Basic combat trials do make 'em otherwise.
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 03/27/12(Tue)22:46 No.18482895
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:46 No.18482896
    YOU FUCKING HEARD THE MAN. Though, I still expect our next attempt to be an androgyny/trap potion.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:46 No.18482897
    Oh boy here we go.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:46 No.18482902
    Haha 95 first time 99 this time
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:47 No.18482904

    Save rolling for later goddammit.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:47 No.18482911
    We're prepping for combat trials and the first thing we do, make gender swap potions, that's just brilliant and so very practical.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:48 No.18482916
    Nope, dice gods back me up here

    And last thread I got a 100, 98 and 95 iirc
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:49 No.18482925
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    Under 9000 seconds in MS Paint.
    >> Lookout 03/27/12(Tue)22:49 No.18482928
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    this is MSQ man, we've got priorities.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:49 No.18482929
    We have wanted them since day one,we can make our known potions easily whenever
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:49 No.18482930
    Gotta stock up on health potion and make some more explody paintballs.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:50 No.18482938

    You magnificent motherfucker.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)22:51 No.18482940
    All of which, almost, we're out of after the battle royale.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)22:52 No.18482949
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    You quickly get to making some pots.
    Starting first with a separate bottle of healing blue.
    With that done, you take out your hidden casks of moonshine and make some Molotov.
    You quickly fill all five of your paintball canisters with the explosive balls. You also put a liter in your flask.

    You then make a liter of Rebounder, Using cola and a chilled superball. It quickly goes into your flask as well.

    Finally you make your newest potion.
    Drago, the strength boosting drink.
    Tea and mint, and some memories combine.
    Some majaik and you have a liter of the stuff.
    Plenty enough for atleast 4 doses.

    Your alchemy training has been quite helpful, you can now prepare a whole bunch of pots in quite a short time.
    The time is 530.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]jog
    [ ]check equips
    [ ]cook breakfast
    [ ]try genderbender
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:52 No.18482952

    No. We'd be chemically altering someone's mind. And for an emotion like love? People would become psychologically addicted to that so quick it wouldn't be funny. Reminds me of a Batman Beyond episode where people would get in these tubes and have "I'm loved" feelings broadcasted into the brains. It was great while they were in, but it turned them into zombies by burning out their emotional centers.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:53 No.18482957
    Check gear
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:53 No.18482958
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    Well, at least we'll be able to use the pot in Shirou's "how duz i mishun?" class. We're pretty much guaranteed to get in there now.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:53 No.18482962

    We need to do it now.

    Also, we need to tell them, if they find out, that we're just trying to figure out how it works, for research purposes.

    Making a potion to heal a paper-cut? Easy. Slip-n-Slide? Easy.

    Complete polymorph into the opposite gender without hideous side effects? Now there's a challenge.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:53 No.18482964
    Check equipment.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:53 No.18482966
    Try genderbender, have panacea on hand.

    We'll wake the girls up to a real live maid serving breakfast.

    And then they'll molest us in ways we've never felt before.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:53 No.18482971
    [x] genderbender
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:53 No.18482974
    I thought our flask refilled daily? Anyway with kraus we can literally conjure any potion we know into existence at a moments notice
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:54 No.18482979
    Check gear. We can make the genderbender in our downdown time. Whenever we get that that is.
    >> Lookout 03/27/12(Tue)22:54 No.18482980
    check equips, then breakfast
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:54 No.18482981
    Try the fucking genderbender. Then make breakfast.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)22:54 No.18482986
    I'mma go ahead and log a [x]Check Gear vote, though I expect genderbender to win.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:54 No.18482987
    >[✓]try genderbender
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:55 No.18482989

    >try genderbender

    Not getting out of it this time.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:55 No.18482990
    rolled 15 = 15

    >[x]try genderbender
    Let's do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:55 No.18482991
    We jet got a 99 we.trying this now
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)22:55 No.18482994
    Flask of holding, not magical potion generator. Kraus can make food and drink, but potions are not, strictly speaking, drink. Though we haven't tried to have him make a potion since we screwed up with the expired genderbender.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:55 No.18482995


    Also, if the harem keeps going eventually it's going to be a balancing act and just come crashing down.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)22:55 No.18482997
    not in a moment no.
    Kraus needs to analyze potions he does not know.
    And your type of potion crafting, one that requires memories, needs hands on input from you.
    Its the reason the first potion you made failed spectacularly
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:55 No.18482998
    Nobody roll until he asks for one.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:55 No.18482999
    >[ ]try genderbender
    It's about time.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:56 No.18483001
    [ ]check equips
    [ ]jog
    Gotta prepare before anything else.
    BTW i thought class doesn't start until 10:00 today because we were only doing the Combat trials.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:56 No.18483003

    Wait until he asks us to roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:57 No.18483013
    Ah k, well he can generate most ingredients on a moments notice so sedan create potions on demand anyway
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:58 No.18483019
    Fucking autocorrect we can not sedan
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:58 No.18483022
    Exactly. Kraus can make the base materials, but we have to do the hokus pokus ourselves. It still only takes a minute or so, so we can make a lot fast.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)22:58 No.18483025

    Precisely. So we can wait a bit before we do stuff that dosen't have to be done in private.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:00 No.18483033
    Yep we have plenty of time to Fuck around with potions and prepare so potioning then gear check and exercise
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    Can not Sedan?

    What's wrong with cars?
    >> Lookout 03/27/12(Tue)23:00 No.18483039
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    c'mon LG lets just get this failfest over with. try to make the damn genderbend.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:00 No.18483042
    This gives me a bloody awful idea. I wonder if we can turn a small pond into a big ol mess of moltov juice.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:00 No.18483044

    You know that feeling that we're missing something? I think I figured out what it is.

    Where's Nanoha?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:01 No.18483051

    We need to use high-proof Alcohol, sadly.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:01 No.18483052
    A pond of alcohol we could
    We could turn a pond of clear water into healing

    Hey we should try to make a healing bath
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:01 No.18483054
    Nanoha doesn't always sleep in our room, she tends to join us for breakfast and sleeps over I think 3-4 times a week. It was part of the agreement she and the twins hashed out.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)23:01 No.18483055
    She hasn't moved in, and agreed to spend most nights in her own room, for now.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:02 No.18483060

    In her own room because she doesn't live with us?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:02 No.18483065
    I don't think so. Now if we had an empty hole, we could fill it with alcohol, then molotov it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:03 No.18483072
    >i thought class doesn't start until 10:00 today because we were only doing the Combat trials.
    That only applies to Erica, Hayate, and Hina.
    Nanoha will still have regular class, and be over for breakfast at the regular time.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:03 No.18483073
    Healing bath house in our room? I can dig it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:04 No.18483092
    Pool of alcohol
    Implying Mio would not of dived in and drunk half of it by the.time we got started on making it into a potion
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:05 No.18483101
    Hey guys where's Ursala?
    >> Lookout 03/27/12(Tue)23:06 No.18483102
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    i like where that idea leads.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:07 No.18483110
    Of course she will. Then we finish the potion pond while she's drinking and detonate it. THAT'LL FIX OUR ATTEMPTED RAPIST!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)23:10 No.18483127
    YOu decide to experiment with potion crafting again.
    YOu have the tools out and you have the time.
    Decideing to go with the potion that first sparked you interest in this field of study, you decide to try and duplicate the genderbender.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:12 No.18483142
    rolled 58 = 58

    rose water and the feel of every girl we have ever layed.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:12 No.18483145
    Not a clue
    All those times people thought we were a girl
    >> Lookout 03/27/12(Tue)23:12 No.18483151
    and here's where we fall down, because

    [nospoilersontg]we have no memories relevant to actually being a woman. we just like wearing skirts[/nospoilersontg]
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:13 No.18483162

    Let's at least try to make it MtF.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:14 No.18483163
    rolled 88 = 88


    Memories of being a trap

    This makes anyone who drinks this potion a trap.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:14 No.18483165

    Didn't we get gangraped by some men that one time in our past? The bit that sparked our "It'll be over soon" comment when Trude was flattening our face?

    That said, such a negative memory would be dangerous to use, but still.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:14 No.18483167
    Pair of panties, perfume, idunnolol.
    That time trying out our outfit for the trip back home. Especially the EXCITEMENT~
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:16 No.18483179
    Fuck, I've noticed a flaw in our plan, we know about going male to female might work a bit but going female to male might not work so well.

    Memories our girly moments, crossdressing, times people thought we were a girl and were happy about that.

    Perfume on top of a girly drink.

    This will only get MtF but it's all we can pull off for now.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:16 No.18483181

    Ingredients: Water as a base, sugar, spice and a couple of cherries.

    Memories: The time Erica forced Bunnymode on you.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:16 No.18483183
    That's a Trap Potion, we're trying to make a Gender Swap Potion, dumbass.

    I knew we weren't ready to attempt the genderswap potion with stupid fucks like this guy around.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:16 No.18483184

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:17 No.18483188
    Well, an MtF potion might not be so bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:17 No.18483191
    rolled 72 = 72

    Memories and feelings of crossdressing.
    Water for the liqid because it is the most androgynous drink ever.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)23:17 No.18483193
    We're trying to make a genderswap. We're probably gonna end up with a trap potion, due to a lack of actual experience as a girl.

    And I'm okay with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:17 No.18483197
    This might work.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:17 No.18483198
    Memories of CROSSDRESSING MENTALLY. Put in some Moxie (it transforms from bitter to sweet), some chocolate, and some champagne.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:18 No.18483207
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    rolled 34 = 34


    Ref: BakaTesto

    Trap can be a gender.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:19 No.18483215
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:20 No.18483224
    What are we going to do if the potion works?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:20 No.18483225
    rolled 33 = 33

    All the cross dressing and girly things we have done and sweet milk tea with rose essence
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:21 No.18483233
    See how long it takes to wear off. The old-fashioned way.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:22 No.18483240
    Oh no, I'm fine if, in our failure, we only produce a trap potion rather than the desired genderswap potion.

    This guy >>18483163 is bypassing even the attempt to make a genderswap potion and going straight to just making a trap potion.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:22 No.18483242
    rolled 19 = 19

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)23:22 No.18483246
    Yeah, true enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:22 No.18483249
    rolled 82 = 82

    All our crossdressing and times we acted like a.girl back home

    The.girliest drink imaginable topped with a flower
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:23 No.18483250
    rolled 35 = 35


    Do what any guy would do.

    Feel ourselves up and admire infront of the mirror.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:23 No.18483253
    rolled 30 = 30

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:23 No.18483258
    And in this dimension. We've crossdressed a LOT here. Inclusing 'crossdressing mentally.'
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:24 No.18483268
    rolled 10 = 10

    Dice gods hear my plea
    Femyate is a go! Whatever it takes
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:25 No.18483274
    Yeah, probably for the best that you leave now. You've got no mojo at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:25 No.18483277
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    Oh what ever will we do with a womans body?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:25 No.18483278
    >all the ingredients mentioned are only for turning into a girl
    Well at least you all are making half of it. I wonder how long you fools will have us stuck that way.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:25 No.18483279
    Dude, he didn't ask for a roll yet. Just ingredients and memories.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:26 No.18483284
    rolled 32 = 32

    Nah rapedby a Greek guy in shibuya
    Remember our feelings ofbeing cute and make a pink fuzzy drink
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:27 No.18483289
    We are going to have an amazing lesbian orgy, of course.

    Erica can teach us the pleasures of the female form.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)23:29 No.18483304
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    you use some sugar water, some paprika and a cherry

    You pour in the memories of crossdressing and walking around in women's clothes.
    You use the memories of pretending to be a girl in the witches dimension.
    After a couple of minutes of stirring with a cinamon stick, you see the liquid turn an intimidating black.

    [ ]test it
    [ ]nope
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:29 No.18483310
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)23:30 No.18483312
    [x]test it
    While Jakob's ready with Panacea.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:30 No.18483314
    rolled 40 = 40

    [x]test it
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:30 No.18483315
    Oh man, I'm tempted.

    Can we go find an animal to test this on first?

    In fact, just drip some on the counter to make sure it isn't acidic.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:30 No.18483316
    Get some panacea out.
    CHUG IT.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:30 No.18483318
    Test it

    Worst that can happen is we need panacea
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:30 No.18483320
    Time to test it. Be ready with panacea. If the effects aren't harmful, let it play out to test its duration.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:30 No.18483321
    The ingredients are totally off, and the memories are only halfassed as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:31 No.18483323
    Test it. Also, have jakob on hand in case anything horrible happens to us and we manage to muck things up.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:31 No.18483324
    or we die.
    >> Lookout 03/27/12(Tue)23:31 No.18483325
    [x] test it!
    It's not like we've got anything else important to do today, why not risk an alchemically induced disaster!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:31 No.18483329
    rolled 92 = 92


    [x] Test it.

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:31 No.18483331
    [x]test it
    Make sure that Jakob is standing by with some panacea.

    Great, you guys failed alchemy.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:31 No.18483333

    Who dares, wins. We test it.

    With panacea on standby.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:31 No.18483334
    might as well test it out or all that effort would be wasted
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:31 No.18483335
    Alright yeah no.

    No no no.

    Today is a big day, the DM is mad at us, and we didn't get to roll. This is not a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:32 No.18483336
    combat trials, dear lookout.
    We need to be able to participate for those
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:32 No.18483341
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)23:32 No.18483344
    Have you considered sarcasm may have been in use?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:32 No.18483348
    Test it, worst case we end up with experience in how not to do it and a dirty feeling for a while
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:32 No.18483349
    rolled 41 = 41


    It's lookout. He who is Hayate's calendar.

    It's sarcasm.
    >> Lookout 03/27/12(Tue)23:33 No.18483352
    note to self, find sarcasm font.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:33 No.18483353
    LG didn't ask for a roll, and it's not a 100. It doesn't count.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:33 No.18483359


    Trick somebody else into drinking it. Shirou, Keima, Khorne, anybody but us.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:34 No.18483363
    Let's try remixing the same potion with different ingredients and memories.

    Choose the one that looks least likely to kill us.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:34 No.18483377

    Chucklefucks couldn't come up with ingredients and proper memories for a genderswap potion to save their lives. This is a disaster just waiting to happen.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)23:35 No.18483381
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    You get Jakob out and the bottle of panacea. As you did before, you ask him to be on standby with a glass of the stuff if something appears to go wrong.

    You look at the beaker in your hand.
    The black syrupy thing bubbling and letting out wisps of purple smoke.
    You bring it to your mouth and chug.
    It... it tasted like dr pepper. this is waht you thught as you swallowed.

    **ROLL EM!**
    Averaging first 5
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:35 No.18483386
    rolled 63 = 63


    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:35 No.18483388
    rolled 52 = 52

    Welp, here we go.
    >> Lookout 03/27/12(Tue)23:35 No.18483389
    rolled 92 = 92

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:36 No.18483393
    rolled 90 = 90

    >> bear leaf 03/27/12(Tue)23:36 No.18483394
    rolled 54 = 54

    Pretty heavily center-weighted, there.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:36 No.18483395
    rolled 38 = 38


    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:36 No.18483396
    rolled 84 = 84

    Whelp, we're boned.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/27/12(Tue)23:36 No.18483397
    rolled 48 = 48

    I shouldn't do this.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:36 No.18483401
    rolled 37 = 37

    So cuuuuute
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:36 No.18483405
    rolled 56 = 56

    rollin em up
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:36 No.18483406
    rolled 10 = 10

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:36 No.18483409
    That's... actually pretty good.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:37 No.18483411
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    >Rule 63
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:37 No.18483414
    Well that wasn't too bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:37 No.18483415
    Hahaha that lifts our average a fair bit
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:37 No.18483416

    70.2. Pretty decent.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:37 No.18483421
    70.2, not bad at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:38 No.18483425

    70.2 Average. Could be worse, honestly.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:38 No.18483428
    Should be enough for a moderate success.
    looks like ass but maybe we made a half gender swap potion or a short term one
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:39 No.18483435
    If we turn 70.2% female...

    Oh god we just made ourselves a futa.

    Is this awesome [y/n]?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:39 No.18483439
    I'm betting it's an androgyny potion AKA traps' and crossdressers' delight.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)23:40 No.18483443
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    You feel warm.
    You shake off your top, and quickly get yourself into the shower.
    >> Lookout 03/27/12(Tue)23:40 No.18483444
    btw LG your new twitter background is fantastic.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:40 No.18483448
    Let's check with Erica. Erica?
    >Lecherous grin, thumbs up.
    Yup, it's awesome. Back to you, Ted.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:40 No.18483449
    Christ Erica would be over us like white on rice in a blizzard

    Btw first morning roll was for our scenario I think
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:41 No.18483453
    Quick, check for tits and/or lack of dick!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:41 No.18483461
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:42 No.18483464
    What happens if we gave a trap potion to frank?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:42 No.18483465
    Oh, neat, the shower transformation scene where soap foam hides the transformation until the rinse.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:42 No.18483470
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    Uh oh.
    This is gonna get awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:42 No.18483471
    Goddamn it why is hayate so cute as a trap?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:42 No.18483473
    He's just a sweet transvestite.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:43 No.18483474
    Everybody is gay for crossdressing hayate
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:43 No.18483477
    Canonically and literally
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:44 No.18483483
    Gayer than 9 dudes fucking 10 dudes.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:44 No.18483485
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:45 No.18483494
    Zero discernible change.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)23:45 No.18483495
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    You shake off all your clothes and blast yourself with cold water.
    "Sir are you alright?" jakob asks as he follows you, his little bunny fee hopping across the wet tile.
    In his little bunny hands a glass of panacea.
    "Yeah, I'm okay now J." you as you drench yourself.

    You begin checking yourself for effects.
    Your voice seems normal.
    Your torso is the same, if a bit curvy around the hips
    And in between your legs...
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:46 No.18483502
    I'm starting to wonder if while he cross dresses does Hayates penis go to another dimension.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:46 No.18483504
    Fucking hell fucking lime soda everywhere you son of a bitch
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:46 No.18483505
    In before ITS NOTHING!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:46 No.18483507
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    rolled 69 = 69


    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:46 No.18483509
    We're slow-rolled enough already.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:46 No.18483512
    Oh god, we didn't turn ourselves into a dickgirl.

    We turned ourselves into a cuntboy. The lesser-known and much-less fapped to half-sex.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:47 No.18483513
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:47 No.18483516
    Oh god we're a cuntboy.
    >> Lookout 03/27/12(Tue)23:47 No.18483520
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:47 No.18483525
    Trap potion GO!

    Or we are just really flat and tomboyish
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:47 No.18483530
    or we're just a flat chested girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:47 No.18483531
         File: 1332906473.gif-(1.37 MB, 224x178, 1309693784780.gif)
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    Oh god not that...
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:47 No.18483534
    Oh boy!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:48 No.18483538
    Speak for yourself.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)23:49 No.18483549
    rolled 27 = 27

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:49 No.18483550
    Well at least we're surrounded by loving people who care.


    They're going to hold us down and penetrate us with household objects.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:49 No.18483551
    I see that as much more likely.

    Hayate is already a slim character so it would make no sense to suddenly sprout a massive pair of melons upon gender swap
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:49 No.18483554
    rolled 64 = 64

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:50 No.18483558

    Well that's not good.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:50 No.18483559
    Oh Shit LG is rolling again
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:50 No.18483560
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:50 No.18483564

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:50 No.18483566
    Hahah, okay, that made me laugh.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)23:50 No.18483569
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    rolled 67 = 67

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:50 No.18483574
    I'm so, SO okay with that. We love our girls. They deserve to show us how to love our girly body.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:50 No.18483576
    Hey that's my gig

    It's like tongue in the butt, only works for one person
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:51 No.18483583
    rolled 41 = 41

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)23:51 No.18483584
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    rolled 13 = 13

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:51 No.18483587
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    rolled 3 = 3


    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:52 No.18483594
    rolled 33 = 33

    Dammit you guys I told you not today.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:52 No.18483597
    rolled 57 = 57

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:52 No.18483600
    rolled 31, 79, 41 = 151

    You know you CAN roll multiple dice at once.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:52 No.18483601
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:53 No.18483610
    rolled 49 = 49


    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:53 No.18483615
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:53 No.18483618
    But he cant troll us if he does it all at once.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:54 No.18483620
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    rolled 19 = 19

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:54 No.18483623
    rolled 86 = 86


    You are blue-balling us like Minamoto-kun Monogatari!!!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/27/12(Tue)23:54 No.18483631
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    >goddamn you slanesh
    And in between your legs, a hairless mound.
    A slit running in the middle.
    "HOLY SHIT. IT WORKED." you think to yourself.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:55 No.18483635
    >expecting the Swagtanic to not steer straight for that iceberg if it looks like a dildo
    When it comes to fetishfuel time, always expect everyone to go full retard.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:55 No.18483641
    rolled 11 = 11

    Goddammit we are so fucked.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:55 No.18483643
    Now we need to test if it and see if it is a true gender swap potion

    Also we loli
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:55 No.18483644
    rolled 15 = 15

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:55 No.18483645
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    rolled 33 = 33



    Time to test it out?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:55 No.18483647
    >> Lookout 03/27/12(Tue)23:55 No.18483648
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    2.04 MB
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:56 No.18483650
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    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:56 No.18483655

    Okay, we need to do some... exploratory testing here. Yeah. This needs to be investigated. Hmm.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:56 No.18483656
    We Loli now!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:56 No.18483659
    >hairless mound
    ...did Hayate shave his crotch as a dude, or did the hair fall out? Anyway, come out and show off our new cunt to the girls. Tell them we don't know how long until it wears off.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:56 No.18483660

    I'm curious as to what the rolls were for.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:56 No.18483661
    We have DFC enabled sir!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:57 No.18483663
    Suprise the girls!
    inb4 "GTFO you fucking freak!"
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:57 No.18483665
    Well, this appears to have worked on this side of the equation. Let's see how long the potion lasts.

    Who are we going to test the F-to-M with?
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:57 No.18483669
    Oh boy, I wish I had followed this from the beginning.
    And that you didn't break Cardinal Rule One.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:57 No.18483670
    Hahaha DAT AVERAGE.

    Now we hide it from the girls. As long as possible.
    We time how long it lasts too
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:57 No.18483672
    You know she would love it
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:58 No.18483675
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:58 No.18483679
    PANACEA NOW! We can play with that another time when we do NOT HAVE COMBAT IN JUST A COUPLE OF HOURS. That and we still have to make breakfast as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:58 No.18483681
    Hayate: "... and so..." *pulls up skirt*

    Erica: "Heh, you've got a... wait WHAT!"

    Hayate: "I know, it's weird but-"

    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:59 No.18483686
    Erica would be the most willing.

    Ursula might do it for science.

    Hina wouldn't do it.

    So, ERICA.
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:59 No.18483688
    We loli waifu nao!
    >> Anonymous 03/27/12(Tue)23:59 No.18483693
    No, we can use the panacea if it hasn't worn off by the time we're getting our uniform together. Also, based on what LG said, the only change was in hips, butt, and crotch. Honestly, I think combat without balls would be a welcome change.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:00 No.18483698
    Erica would be all over us.

    Hina and Ursula might be a bit hesitant but Erica would bring her sister around
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:00 No.18483699
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    rolled 81 = 81

    So, on to a more important question:

    1) Ayasaki Herminone
    2) Ayasaki Hayateishia
    3) Tanaka Hanako
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:00 No.18483702
    Christ. we don't want to really be wife'd by her
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:00 No.18483705
    Right then.
    Let's Panacea, get in a quick jog to town and back, and make breakfast.

    We can't be spending too much time experimenting, we still have our responsibilities to fulfill.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:00 No.18483711

    We are sticking with the regular
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:01 No.18483718
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:01 No.18483720
    oh god.


    Trude can. We can be her imouto.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:01 No.18483722
    >expecting the fap train to stop now just for some required combat testing
    I told you man, it's full retard time. I hope you like Shirou, because we're going to be sitting next to him for a long time.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)00:01 No.18483725
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    rolled 16 = 16

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)00:01 No.18483727
    Plainly, we should go by Susan.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:01 No.18483728
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    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:01 No.18483729
    What happens if they put something in it just as we turn back?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:02 No.18483735
    rolled 18 = 18

    Girls are usually quick to know those changes. Must be the pheromones.
    And the fact that we're gonna use a skirt. Rolling for that.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:02 No.18483746
    1. Hermione.

    It's got a nice ring to it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:03 No.18483753
    I vote we give Erica a genderswap potion and we bang furiously.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:03 No.18483759
    Nope show Erica first then panacea
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:03 No.18483760
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    Frankly, this. We've got combat later on in the day and we can't be distracted by any unknown potential side effects. Use the Panacea and go about our day, and experiment with this when we're not so pressed for time.

    also wtf captcha
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:03 No.18483761
    rolled 26 = 26


    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)00:03 No.18483763
    Ah, now there's a further test.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:05 No.18483776
    It's about 5:30 am if our previous potion experiments are any guide.

    We have 4 1/2 hours before we need to be at combat testing, we have plenty of time to check this out run our preparations and then go

    We might need to refine our potion some more however
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:06 No.18483780
    Pretty sure this potion is one-way.
    I've got a theory that we can use someone else's memories to help with the potion, but we still need a reverse trap.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:07 No.18483788
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)00:07 No.18483790
    We've got memories of being a dude. We just didn't put 'em in. I suspect the real trick to a proper genderbender is effectively combining two potions into one, while maintaining the separate effects.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:07 No.18483793
    We also only have about an hour to an hour and a half to get breakfast ready, prepare lunches, put out everyone's clothes, and get ready ourselves.

    You're forgetting that Nanoha is still on a regular class schedule.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:08 No.18483796
    Well we need to test if it is one way or not.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:08 No.18483800
    Yeah, fuck it, let's go for it. If we don't get this out of our system now, we'll just explode.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:08 No.18483808
    >QUICK POLL! Y or N?

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)00:08 No.18483810
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    "Kraus start the timer from after my body temperature went to normal." you tell your partner.
    "ROGER THAT CUNTBOY. 10... 11..."
    You take the towel J offered you, and begin to wipe down.
    "15... 16.."
    You suddenly feel freezing. Like you were standing out in a blizzard for too long.
    You look down and find your little captain back at his post.
    "Well," your teeth chatter as you wrap yourself in the towel. "That's as far as that goes for now I guess."

    A few minutes later and you are warm again.
    You get dressed again, and decide on what to do next.

    The time is 550
    [ ]jog
    [ ]breakfast
    [ ]check equips
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:09 No.18483816
    Except we don't need to get everyone ready like a mother, we can easily get breakfast and lunch ready let them dress themselves and see how things go with the potion until we need to go out.

    Seriously some of you guys seem to think we do Literally everything for them all
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:09 No.18483821

    >Ydrenc Ericson

    Even captcha says Erica should drink so that she becomes Ericson.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:09 No.18483823
    rolled 54 = 54


    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:10 No.18483825
    Equipment check, then breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:10 No.18483828
    Breakfast then jog.

    Then afterwards check equips and once that is done we can see about playing with potions some more
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:10 No.18483833
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    The girls face when they see us.
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)00:10 No.18483837
    Because we're the BUTLER. the butler does everything.
    [x]check equips, breakfast
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:11 No.18483845
    Well, I guess we'll be able to have transgender hijinks after the day is over. We can experiment more for longer durations as well.

    It would be a horrible, horrible thing if our bodies went back to normal while we were in the middle of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:11 No.18483846

    >We are butler. We live to serve our ladies.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)00:11 No.18483849
    You don't understand how this works, do you?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)00:11 No.18483854
    And, this: >>18483837
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:12 No.18483860
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    >Erica's face when we apply potion
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:12 No.18483862
    Jog, then breakfast, then check equipment.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:12 No.18483870
    Equipment check.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:13 No.18483873
    rolled 54 = 54

    >"SHE has appeared in the timeline." They talk in the darkened room. "is she still there?" "No.But Instrumentality was almost reached." #msq

    Aw shit.

    That be some serious potion.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:13 No.18483884
    And once we have finished all that if we have time try to make the reading potion or energy potion

    Might as well get something other than trolling done with alchemy today
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:13 No.18483886
    we should drink the Panacea just in case, or else we might change again at an inopportune moment.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:14 No.18483889
    We're the goddamn butler, of course we do everything for them!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)00:14 No.18483891
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    rolled 12 = 12

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:15 No.18483900
    And by Instrumentality, they mean the Swagularity that draws all who behold our glorious visage into our harem, whether they be male or female, straight or gay.

    We shall be the Swagmaster of Time.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:15 No.18483905

    Yeah, I'm all for drinking panacea at this point.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:15 No.18483906
    Better to find out side effects now than when we use it for seriouses.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:16 No.18483922
    Drink panacea before we go to classes.
    Until then we should see what if any side effects there are so we can fix the potion next time
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:16 No.18483923
    >[x]N. rolling for optional effects.

    Jerks on twitter have no sense of adventure. Always answer yes. Your body is always ready.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:17 No.18483933
    rolled 72 = 72


    The only reply was a

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:19 No.18483953
    rolled 50 = 50

    I think we just created female evil hayate.
    The one we add to our swagpile for massive points
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:19 No.18483964

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)00:19 No.18483965
    I don't see that reply.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:20 No.18483974
    Is it sex or masturbation?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:20 No.18483977
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    >evil twincest

    ...I don't think we swing that way, dude
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)00:20 No.18483980
    >One Word Can Save Your Life: No!
    twits made the right choice
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:21 No.18483983
    One way to find out.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:22 No.18483994
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    ah, at last, time to post this image again!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:22 No.18483997
    Sort of halfway there

    Yes we do, if anyone understands our situation it is ourselves and we would have them join us to make it less sad
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)00:22 No.18483999
    I'm gonna maintain that's debatable.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:23 No.18484012
    >implying there's a direction these people won't swing
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:26 No.18484054
    Well I think we won't bottom for most people as a dude.
    If we gender swap I think most didn't care
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)00:26 No.18484057
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    >check gear
    >prepare breakfast
    >optional check for side effects

    You unload your folio and lay out all equipment you have on you do a quick inventory check.
    Your hats.
    Your bike.
    The shotgun. [no cartridges]
    The pistols. [hollywood mags]
    5 canisters of molotov balls.
    2 paintball guns
    the NGAF glasses
    the rape whistle
    your flask
    your urumi
    your arm blades
    the ballgag and lube
    the saddle
    the sleepingbag
    your violin
    the bottle of healing blue
    the Cassiopeia

    everything seems in order.
    You have J go into laplace mode and get started on some bread.
    You take Lo out and have him lay out the ingredients for a japanese breakfast.
    Ted, you assign to help you test for side effects.

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:26 No.18484059
    Okay LG, I get that genderswapping appears to be a line you won't cross.


    Anyways, let's make breakfast for the girls and get ready for class.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:27 No.18484071
    Kraus does a full body scan.

    Then we look at the girls and make sure we're still attracted to women.

    If we're having trouble getting it, just push Hina towards Erica and let nature do the rest.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)00:28 No.18484077
    I don't think it's a line that won't be crossed. We just didn't do good enough, and it was only the first go.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:28 No.18484079

    >Won't cross.
    >Bait potion that does precisely that on the very first day of training.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:28 No.18484084
    Actually he doesn't seem to mind about most things.

    This is just us not doing a very good job of a gender swap potion, he wants us to work for powerful trolling tools like that
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)00:28 No.18484086
    Are you mad, we can't afford that sort of distraction!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:29 No.18484090
    We should ask Sagara for some shotgun shells before the test starts.

    Test our strength compared to yesterday's baseline.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:29 No.18484098
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:30 No.18484105
    Usual medical tests and maybe some stress testing.
    Use heat, cold, water, exercise tests for now
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:30 No.18484110

    Monitor hormone levels, check majaik levels, mobility in all limbs, physical strength.

    We should also check to see if our dick still works, but I don't think we want to get Ted in on that. Bit awkward. So, either do one ourselves in the bathroom, or ask Erica for a quickie.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:30 No.18484111
    Maybe we should leave the ballgag in the room.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:30 No.18484114
    Are we at full strength, are any physical characteristics different, are our emotional reactions normal, are we absurdly sensitive at some locations of our body, do we have a greater than normal love of cute things?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:30 No.18484115
    rolled 77 = 77


    1) Do a short timestop, 5 secs or so. We need to see if it affects it.

    2) activate bunny mode. See if any effects

    3) Speed of materialisation of our combat knives, forks and cups
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:31 No.18484123
    Why does that look like Ryuu having caught Tewi?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:31 No.18484134
    Isn't bunnymode 1/day, or is it o1/hour? Can't remember.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:31 No.18484136
    Oh yes check bunny mode.
    Don't want to see if we made it so we turn into a slutty dating sim reject instead of just looking like one
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:32 No.18484145
    rolled 95 = 95


    Thats not Ryu, thats Sebastian.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:32 No.18484150
    Time / day.
    We can turn it on and off as needed so long as we don't go over our time limit like the watch
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:33 No.18484154

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:34 No.18484176
    rolled 89, 53, 40, 98, 26 = 306

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:35 No.18484188
         File: 1332909328.jpg-(1.95 MB, 1980x1400, 4704 - crossover hong_meiling (...).jpg)
    1.95 MB
    rolled 68 = 68


    Also, a full image of wtf is going on there.
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 03/28/12(Wed)00:35 No.18484190
    inb4 TSF_Monogatari
    inb4 gangbanged by reversed girlfriends
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:36 No.18484198
    That was one of the eventual plans
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:37 No.18484205
    >gangbanged by reversed girlfriends

    We were sort of hoping that would happen eventually, yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:37 No.18484212
    This is why I stopped voting, mostly stopped paying attention, and pretty much only read LG's posts anymore. If you want to masturbate, >>>/d/ is that way.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:38 No.18484220
    You just know that we're going to end up fighting our evil genderswapped double.
    We'll end up swagging each other, attempt to fuck, and be separated by our respective harems.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:39 No.18484225
    > /tg/
    I think you might be in the wrong place there sorry bro. This is pretty much fetishomatic the quest
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:40 No.18484244

    We team up to make a mega harem of both sides of the rule 63 spectrum
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:42 No.18484265
    If you leave the fetishfags take over.

    Stand against the darkness. Fight the good fight!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:43 No.18484271
    So rabbit stew is about to happen?
    Maybe with rabbit pie as well
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:43 No.18484276
    These look good, plus having Kraus check our majaik reserves.
    And yes, we need to get some shotgun shells from Sagara this morning. We'll have to consider picking some up at the PX.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:44 No.18484284

    >fetishomatic the quest

    The hell it is.

    There's much, much more to it than that. I don't mind, and even enjoy some of the shenanigans we get up to in the sexy department. But it is far from the focus.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)00:44 No.18484289
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    You take out your watch and stop time, pulling Ted in with you.
    you move around in the timeless space for a few seconds. To determine if everything is normal.
    After about 10 seconds. you release your hold on time.

    You bring out some of your cutlery swiftly. you materilize cups and saucers as fast as you can.
    all normal.

    "Kraus, how are my vital signs?"

    You activate bunnymode.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:44 No.18484297
    I'm think I am, and it makes me very sad. There's a lot of good writing going to waste.

    They took over about 55 threads ago. There's no fight left to fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:45 No.18484301
    I think as much as it clashes with out theme an AA-12 with hollywood mags would serve us better for a shotgun.

    We aren't a marksman we aren't even that good with guns as they are a backup. But in a oh shit moment not having to reload may help
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:46 No.18484319

    Dude, there is so much going on above and beyond the sexy stuff.

    It's like Maid Quest was: Yes, there's some stuff that's dirty, but it's only one aspect of an insane and glorious whole.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:47 No.18484327
    >whaaa stop having fun you guys
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:47 No.18484329
    I stick around to troll and derail fetishes as much as possible and the occasional d'aww moment, but really I have accepted this is mostly fapfiction now

    Still good writing in there though
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:47 No.18484332
    rolled 60 = 60



    >"SIR SHE HAS MANIFESTED AGAIN." he reports "Duration?" "70 seconds." the man nods "We may have found her trigger. keep observing" #msq

    Ruh oh.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)00:47 No.18484336
    I would like some rabbit pie.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:47 No.18484341
    I'll compromise and offer a stainless pump action with a hollywood tube.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:48 No.18484353
    Well I wouldn't mind Reisen's rabbit pie.
    Heh she would suit Hayate pretty well as a rule 63 version too
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:49 No.18484363

    You are much the same as me.

    To be totally honest, I think half the fun in this quest comes from the audience.

    Both the contribution and their reactions.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:49 No.18484369
    Now that is a good idea. We can still get a classy looking pump action and the Hollywood tube means we won't get out of ammo issues
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)00:49 No.18484372
    Who's fapping? I'm not fapping. I'm enjoying the ride.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:50 No.18484374
    Welp I think panacea time is after we finish these tests
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:50 No.18484380

    But one of the big reasons we went for guns in the first place was if we're in a no-majaik situation.
    I think we need to have mundane shells and bullets, in mundane magazines. Just in case.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:51 No.18484386
    rolled 15 = 15


    A single sidearm I can get behind.

    Shotguns clash with the butler motif too much.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:51 No.18484393
    That is a very good point.
    The pump might be good for majaik situations but the AA-12 with a drum for non majaik situations

    I know it isn't that great but as an oh shit weapon it is better than a hunting shotgun or a pump action
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:52 No.18484398
    Not really.
    We also need some heavier weapons, like an MG-3.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:52 No.18484408
    I disagree, shotguns can still be classy but you have to wear white gloves and you can only fire once per scene.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:53 No.18484412
    Well that is the big issue with it.

    Hunting rifle maybe? These aren't to use often but they are a contingency item like most of our weapons
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:53 No.18484413
    My big fear is if we get dumped into a Dimension and find that our Folio no longer works because we're in a no-majaik field.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)00:54 No.18484423
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    You move around in your faster form.
    helping Lo chop up some of the ingredients with your insane speed.
    All seems normal. All seems well.
    Bunnymode cuts out after 70 seconds.
    "Readings Kraus?"
    "Good." you walk over to Ted.
    "Hey Ted. I want you to slap me."
    "What? I fear I can't do that my good man." his monocle falling out in shock
    "It's for science, my man. SCIENCE!"
    "If you insist."
    You bend forwards to allow him to reach your face.
    He quickly turns around and slaps you with his tail.
    "Yep. nothing like Shirou." you tell Kraus and Ted as you rub your cheek.
    "You okay there old bean?"
    "Peachy." you answer him.

    You get back to preparing breakfast.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:54 No.18484433

    There is a precedent.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:54 No.18484434
    Heh go for the "butler with a BFG" trope? I like that.
    We should call it Sasha if we do
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:55 No.18484447
    Actually it is from our source material. Hataye uses an MG-3 at one point.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:56 No.18484451
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    It can be done pretty awesomely, yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:56 No.18484456
    Fair enough, I would still be pushing to have a Hollywood box strapped to it so we don't run out
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:57 No.18484466
    rolled 54 = 54


    >Machine gun

    Wut. Hayate isn't dedicated fire support and heavy weapons.


    Yes they can be. Say a engraved double-barreled hunting shotgun.

    Not an automatic combat shotgun.


    Those I have no trouble with.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:59 No.18484483
    This is all contingency and if we lose our majaik

    Sticking to butler is all good but we need to be prepared for a time when we may well need to put down the fancy pants and do something unbutlery, especially if someone we care about is in danger
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)00:59 No.18484486
    >Hayate isn't dedicated fire support and heavy weapons
    That's true. He's the generalist of the team and is expected to have the right weapon/tool and the right skills for any problem that comes his way.
    We won't be using these guns as our first resort, but they're there in case in we ever need them.

    >Not an automatic combat shotgun.
    Again, this falls under being prepared for any situation.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)01:01 No.18484499
    70 seconds? Curious number. Considering we have a total of 80 seconds of time stop, and we used 10.
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)01:01 No.18484505
    >won't be using these guns as our first resort
    did you miss where we used Gun-Kata on Touma and succeeded?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:02 No.18484507
    Bunnymode is 70
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:02 No.18484514
    rolled 66 = 66


    But we're loading our guns with hollywood mags and putting them in a magic folio.

    If we're in a magic-effect canceller, we can't reload or even access the weapons in the first place.

    No if we want a weapon of last resort in that case, it has to be a mundane close combat weapon we can keep on ourselves at all times.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:03 No.18484517
    >she has manifested again

    We should've checked our package while in bunnymode. I'm wagering that the vagina is a permanent addition to it.

    This COULD make seducing Keima easier...
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:03 No.18484519
    That was our second resort, remember? Our first attack on Touma was with the Molotov paintballs.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)01:03 No.18484520
    Touma is a walking anti-magic effect. It was essentially last resort.

    I... was completely misremembering that.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:03 No.18484526
    Touma is anti-magic. That's why we went with the guns. It's the exact sort of situation we have them for, times when magic doesn't work.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:04 No.18484532
    We've got regular mags for the handguns too and we keep them on our person.

    Really that should be enough as far as carried weapons go when we aren't expecting to run into antimajaicks.

    If we are expecting to, then yeah load up for bear
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:04 No.18484534
    Yeah but it isn't JUST if we lose majaik
    The pistols and blades are lose majaik
    These are we need X we are butler we are prepared
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)01:04 No.18484538
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    Erica wakes up as you do the cooking.
    She does what she normally does in the mornings and gropes the nearest person there is.
    "KYAH!" Hina has also woken up.
    "Good morning girls. How bout you two get dressed and let's have breakfast."

    Nanoha and Ursula joined you a little later at the table.
    After breakfast, You take Nanoha and Ursula to their classes, with Hina and Erica remaining behind to get ready for the combat trials.

    You check your watch after dropping off Nanoha.
    The time is 8:15

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:04 No.18484541
    As far as holdout/last resort mundane weapons, I would think either a concealed combat knife or a revolver. Both are reliable and effective, just as we are.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:05 No.18484546
    >@sanguis3k hue time.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:05 No.18484548

    Pistols and shotgun are presently in Souske-provided shoulder holsters.

    Hollywood mags, true, but that isn't to say we can't pack some normal bullets too.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:05 No.18484556
    The twin pistols, yes. But the shotgun we got from Sagara still can be loaded with mundane shells, and is a mundane weapon itself, that we have been wearing for two days now.

    As for the pistols, we can get a pair of backup magazines, and the guns themselves will still work. We can reload with mundane bullets if we end up in a world that is at the right tech level.

    As for mundane close-combat weapons, our hidden blades are mundane.
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)01:05 No.18484558
    let's check in with Ryuu, see if he has any advice for the combat trials
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:06 No.18484564
    rolled 58 = 58


    LG, clarification. Which of our weapons are mundane?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:06 No.18484569
    Offer them both massages to loosen up.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:07 No.18484576
    Lets go to mike.
    See who we might be up against.
    IIRC we'll be fighting agents and simulations of agents.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:07 No.18484581
    rolled 34 = 34


    So we've been walking around with the shotgun everyday since sousuke passed it to us?

    I thought we stuffed it in the folio...

    That has got to be a sight...
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:08 No.18484588
    Watch, the potion was unstable and we'll be constantly shifting back and forth throughout the day.

    Panacea does nothing.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:08 No.18484589
    Ask Mike and Ryuu about what we can expect from the trials.

    Should we give Hina, Gai, Amazoness, and Jun single-vial doses of Drago to help them out in their combat trials?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)01:08 No.18484592
    guns are mundane. but not the hollywood mags.
    Bike is mundane.
    rape whistle is mundane
    violin is high tech, but mundane
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:09 No.18484602
    Sawn-off side-by-side. Depending on the length of our butler jacket it probably isn't a huge deal.

    Still probably noticeable to anyone looking for something like that.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)01:10 No.18484607
    you work ina place where talking tigers and gorillas walk around.
    The shops in town stand on chicken legs and dance around each other.
    Santa claus is known to skate on the lake.

    someone walking around with a gun is much like a kid with an Ipod
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:11 No.18484617
    We have the shotgun in a shoulder holster iirc.
    Either way it is under our jacket somewhere
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:11 No.18484618
    If we're allowed to, we should give them some. That's one thing we can ask Mike about.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:11 No.18484620
    >Bike is mundane.
    Lists bike as a weapon.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:12 No.18484633
    we should be.
    We can use any tools we've picked up anyway, why cant they
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:12 No.18484634
    rolled 31 = 31


    So we have two concealable mundane weapons.

    We really should look into getting the orachilum wires like Walter (Hellsing).


    Point taken and rammed down my throat.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:12 No.18484635
    We killed aliums with it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)01:13 No.18484643
    It's the war-bike, not Bike-Kun. Don't be ridiculous.

    Let's >>18484589. Also get Ryuu's thoughts on our genderbender effort.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:14 No.18484654
    >We really should look into getting the orachilum wires like Walter (Hellsing).
    We do (the violin's strings). We just need to practice with them.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)01:14 No.18484655
    you have 40 meters of it in your violin.
    in 4 strands of 10 meters each.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:14 No.18484656
    If we are doing group trials we can hand out potions

    We really need to get on with making our potion distribution we planned on anyway, have a little bag for each with 3x healing 2x drago and 3x Molotov
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:14 No.18484659
    man i still want to see gai on drago just point to a tree and say "sic em" and see what happens
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:15 No.18484669
    rolled 87 = 87


    I'm thinking in terms of not concealed in our violin.

    As in we integrate it into our butler uniform so we can draw it out without having to bring or carry about the combat violin.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:17 No.18484681
    We already discussed this
    8x rider kick = he kicks things through time and space to make them feel it all throughout their lives
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)01:17 No.18484685
    Talk to jun. He's a tailor
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:18 No.18484693
    Meant 3 of each there
    And once we get better healing pots reduce the Molotov, drago and healing by one so we have 2 small 2 med and 1 huge healing pot
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)01:18 No.18484696
    So uhhh watdo?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:19 No.18484701
    Oh. Well, we know the RCS carries adamantium thread, we can check with them to see if they've got orihalcum thread.

    As LG points out, we should talk to Jun about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:19 No.18484702
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    You're right, he is.

    I obviously did not think on this problem hard enough.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)01:19 No.18484703
    We do >>18484643?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:19 No.18484704
    Make up some potions to replace what we have been using, look at our gender swap potion and see what we think we could do better about it. See about playing around to make a stamina / energy potion or the reading / studying potion
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 03/28/12(Wed)01:19 No.18484705
    rolled 76 = 76

    should really check about the athena situation.

    just saying.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:19 No.18484706
    My vote >>18484569
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:19 No.18484707
    Get some reading in, visit Ryuu and say hi, ask if he has any tips, check in with Mike, Trial time.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:20 No.18484716
    Get shotgun shells for the shotgun from Sagara.

    If okay, give vials of Drago to Hina, Gai, Amazoness, and Jun.

    If we have time, provide massages for Erica and Hina to help them get ready for combat.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:22 No.18484733
    Nothing much we can do about that for now.
    Mike is watching it and handing the detailsto the doctor
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:23 No.18484743
    As much as massages sounds good I think make potions then go see Ryuu

    And drink some panacea
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 03/28/12(Wed)01:26 No.18484760
    rolled 18 = 18


    how about the prince of persia dagger?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:26 No.18484763
    Definitely hand out the drago.

    Gai will love the stuff. I can just imagine him breaking steel in his bare hands.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:29 No.18484776
    God scary thought.
    Drago + BEAR

    You are comrade bear and you are standing in river of glorious republic
    You are gathering fish for people's republic and claiming bear bitches for the people!
    All of a sudden capitalist pig Ron burgundy appears to challenge glorious peoples bearpublic so you do your duty as a good patriot to destroy him!

    Meanwhile the dorms are wrecked and a fire truck has been pounded into submission
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:29 No.18484777
    i dont really care what we do on the day... but i hope we finally get some wild hot 4-some at night.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)01:29 No.18484781
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    >mike, ryuu
    Since Mike's office is nearer you head down to talk to him about the upcoming trials.

    You arrive at his office to find him surrounded by holos of your classmates and people you've seen around the Bureau.
    On the sofa is a white tiger.
    "Hey there kid. What brings you in so early?" Mike asks you.
    "So, you're the infamous Hayate..."
    The tiger says in a voice you recognize
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:30 No.18484791
    And I guess you would be Mr Tama correct? Hina has told me about you
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)01:31 No.18484796
    >voice you recognize
    O rly
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:31 No.18484800
    "Ah, Mr. Tama, I presume? Hina has spoken much about you.
    "I just came by to ask some questions about the upcoming combat trials today, Mike."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)01:32 No.18484802
    He has talked to you back in your home dimension.
    In the amusement park
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:32 No.18484807
    Also when we have a moment
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)01:33 No.18484809
    Oh yeah. Damn.
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 03/28/12(Wed)01:33 No.18484816

    "And you must be the tiger who ate Sigmund and Freud"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:37 No.18484832
    Why? Genderbender wore off in like 16 seconds. No need for it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:37 No.18484834
    Fags are downvoting the archives again just so you all know
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:37 No.18484835

    "I am. Are you Tama then?"

    Also, drink some Pancea.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)01:38 No.18484842
    Or did it? The obvious effects did, sure. We don't know if there were side effects that are still on going.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:39 No.18484846
    It LOOKS like it did. We aren't sure if we'll turn back sometime later, or maybe SUDDENLY BOOBS.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:40 No.18484851
    We should consider carrying rope.

    Always carry rope.

    Especially for our camping trip (is that today?)
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:40 No.18484852

    Yeah. The potion clearly wasn't 100% on the money, and we shouldn't risk any strange after effects.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)01:41 No.18484859
    It's also why we should consult with Ryuu.

    After the test, yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:46 No.18484889
    We should ask him about it, if he asks why we tried it say it was what interested us in alchemy in the first place since it was such a massive change and we thought if we could make it work we would understand a lot more about alchemy
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)01:46 No.18484892
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    "Ah, Mr. Tama, I presume? Hina has spoken much about you." you tell him with a nod
    "I just came by to ask some questions about the upcoming combat trials today, Mike."

    "And those are?" he asks.
    "I don't know, maybe try and snoop around to find who we might be fighting."
    "Like ive said before, we have you fighting agents and personnel. I have your fights actually listed down already.You will be fighting me of course. Two others have shown interest in fighting you."
    he says.
    "You can use anything at your disposal unless stated otherwise. YOu better prepare yourself, hayate, I will be pulling no punches today."
    "I woudnt expect anything less." you tell Mike.
    "Hey, you." Tama gestures towards you. "Cmere."
    He pats the empty space on the sofa beside him.
    You sit down and he asks you.
    "So how's Hina doing? I hear you've been spending quite some time together."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:47 No.18484901
    Choose our words very carefully.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:47 No.18484902
    She is going well, she took a bit of getting used to the bureau but she seems quite happily settled in now
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:48 No.18484912
    totes slammed her last night bro and get this

    it was her first time

    can you believe that shit
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:49 No.18484917

    mention about the fairy wings
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:49 No.18484920
    She is doing quite well and settling in nicely. He probably knows about us living together so we should not lie about that, tell him that she has moved in with us and some dear friends of ours. Oh, and she grew fiery wings that one time.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:50 No.18484921
    >Choose your next few words with exceptional care
    Damn, we need Tama in a Commissar uniform.

    "Hina has been adjusting well to Bureau. I've been helping her out, and I think she and Erica have a real connection."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:50 No.18484926

    "i banged her [poke tama] last night, it was great"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:50 No.18484927
    >combat test today
    >comping trip later today

    >use up bunnymode and teleport

    nice going
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:51 No.18484929
    Well, technically, she hasn't moved in yet.
    Admittedly, just a technicality, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:51 No.18484930
    Oh yeah good point.

    If I thought it would end up a HUEHUEHUE I would back it but I think he would be bringing that up soon anyway basically >>18484902

    Mention she has made friends and ask him how home is going
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)01:51 No.18484933
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    pic related

    "She's a bit overwhelmed, but she's adjusting well, I think."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:51 No.18484936
    Wait did she actually move in?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:52 No.18484939
    No, no no no no no. We don't make reference to sex and if it comes up we are gentlemanly and not crass about it. We're trying to not have a massive tiger rip our eyeballs our.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:52 No.18484940
    Used up bunnymode and used one teleport.

    The teleport will be useless in the combat since we need to use it based off a friends location
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:53 No.18484945
    worth it just for the new reaction image
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:53 No.18484950
    "So, why did you make a gender-swapping potion?"

    "Well, I don't wanna bore you with all the details, but-"

    "Oh well now I HAVE to hear them."

    "Well, You know how I've got a bunch of girls right? They like playing dress-up with me a lot, so I figured I'd just go ahead and go all the way."

    "I... see?"

    "And if it worked on me I was planning on making them all a batch so we could see how the other side does... is this TMI?"

    *Ryuu has set his glass down and is already walking into the back. He does not come out until Hayate is gone and he has gone through half his stock of liquor.*
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:55 No.18484961

    Well, we use up one teleport almost every morning anyway. So it's not too big a deal there.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:56 No.18484969
    "She said she is coping well throughout, things on the bureau still surprise her. She won the recently held battle royal with great prowess, oh did i mention she pop-up fairy wings?"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:56 No.18484970
    Huh, thought she had, it's a foregone conclusion so we might want to mention that we think she will.
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)01:57 No.18484975
    if by camping trip you mean training with Sousuke, that's tomorrow.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)01:58 No.18484977
    Not yet. Oh, she will, certainly. Just hasn't actually happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:59 No.18484988
    all of my guptas
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)01:59 No.18484989
    It's an overnight.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)01:59 No.18484990
    lets not get ahead of ourselves and presume such things

    it is ungentlemanly
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:00 No.18484995

    no, we asked her if we were going to her place or ours after the date.

    did not have any conversations after that about hina moving in yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:01 No.18485003
    We should ask her thought since she practically lives in our room already
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:02 No.18485009
    Maybe when she's a little more comfortable with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:02 No.18485011
    Might I interject that we have library books that are due today?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)02:03 No.18485015
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    "She's doing well. Mike and I have been trying to get her over her fear of heights. And we might have made a breakthrough on our last session." you tell him
    "And how is she adjusting to the weirdness here?"
    "Pretty well. The girls and I help her along the way."
    "That's great. I was hoping she'd find someone to help her out once she got here. Lucky thing she found you."
    "No. I was the lucky one." you tell him.
    You rise up off the sofa and excuse yourself.
    "I will see you later Mike, and Tama, leave Hina to me."
    You walk out the door and head to Ryuu's.

    "Nice kid." Tama says
    "See. Told ya you'd like him." Mike says as he lights up.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:03 No.18485016
    Well we did her lovingly so that's +chance. And Erica is doing her damndest to bring out the Lesbian in her, if it works then thats a +chance.

    I think it's likely.

    I wonder if Ursula will also go after Hina, or if she's firmly straight.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)02:03 No.18485018
    We can get to that, no worries.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:03 No.18485021
    Right. We'll get to that after the combat trials but before we leave with Sousuke.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:05 No.18485028

    making lesbo relationship with erica and hinagiku official?

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:05 No.18485030
    I think she is like her twin in that regard just more shy about it.

    Give her a little while and when Hina is liking it with Erica they will drag her in as well
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:05 No.18485031
    Alright time for rampant speculation.

    Who among the staff are the two most likely to want to fight us?

    Santa rematch? Max actual fight without bear shenanigans? Rance wanting to test our swagger? Frank being Frank?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:06 No.18485035
    man that picture is too cute
    >> Dorfboots !!6qujI7jhvLR 03/28/12(Wed)02:06 No.18485042
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:06 No.18485043
    Im thinking it's jared
    [pokemon guy with the Commander]
    And maybe Max
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:06 No.18485049
    Rance will demand a hyper-weapon competition.

    Totally not gay. We just measure, is all.

    We should look into a male enhancement potion. The girls would appreciate it I'm sure.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:06 No.18485051
    Agent P wanting to pound our face in for messing with his girls?

    I think Max is a very likely bet.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:08 No.18485057

    Good chance The Dude will want in, if he's going to be our next instructor.

    It was hinted that it wouldn't be pure combat exercises as well, but a test created by each individual person we'd be facing.
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 03/28/12(Wed)02:08 No.18485062

    ya, that is why i mention athena....
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:11 No.18485087

    Well, if we find a dimension that offers group marriage services, we should just make sure it's a Many->Many contract, not just ""Guy with a bunch of wives".
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)02:11 No.18485090
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    You make your way down to Ryuu's bar.
    As you enter you find a new addition to the decor.
    A small bed in the corner. Sleeping in it is Mio.

    "Hi Ryuu, good morning."
    "Hey there. Whats up?"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:11 No.18485096
    Well mike naturally to see how good we are

    Max I don't think so too much, he likes us but he has other things to do.

    The dude would have a bowling competition or something probably

    Maybe Rance for swag contest or another agent for a stealth / blending in assignment
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:11 No.18485102
    I want to know if Santa went to our dimension to slap a bitch, damnit. WHERE'S THAT TWITTER POST, LG?
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)02:13 No.18485115
    "Wanted to see if you had any advice for me for the trials today."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:13 No.18485121
    I'm noticing a distinct lack of pancia, despite everyone calling for it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:15 No.18485137
    "I just wanted to ask you if you have an- what's with the major?"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:15 No.18485139
    Few things, first I was wondering if you had any advice for the combat training.
    Second would you mind helping me troubleshoot a genderswap potion I made, and I was wondering if there are lingering aftereffects I didn't notice. Tell him what happened and give him the available information.

    Also what is the current state of the Dagger of Time? Is it in our pocket or is it gone?
    >> Dorfboots !!6qujI7jhvLR 03/28/12(Wed)02:15 No.18485144
    rolled 32 = 32

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:16 No.18485154
    Came down to talk shop, I was wondering if you had any advice for the trials or other potions I might find handy

    Also ask why Mio is sleeping in his corner
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:17 No.18485162
    "So, I tried out a new potion today, and it sort of worked but it didn't last very long. Do you have any tips on how to increase duration?"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:18 No.18485169
    Yeah we need to drink that damn Panacea before he just glosses over it for HUE

    Also mention we tried making the gender swap potion and it worked for all of 16 seconds, if he asks why say we figured it would be a good challenge and a test of our skill
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:18 No.18485172
    >wondering why Mio is sleeping near the booze supply
    She'd live in a liquor store if they'd let her.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:19 No.18485178
    I am guessing it is in our pile of "not immediately useful but waiting to find out how to work it" crap
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)02:20 No.18485186
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    "I was just wondering if you had any advice for our upcoming combat trials."
    "Oh. Well use your prepared potions if they're allowed. Make sure to not rely on them too much though." he says.
    "Of course."
    "Hey. If you have time. Wan't to learn a quick one?" he asks.

    It is tucked under your belt.
    I just forgot to list it.
    Relax geez.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:20 No.18485187
    She basically is now.

    We should see that she has actually eaten something since we saw her last, she may like it but an all booze diet isn't good for you

    Maybe see if we can't make the hangover cure a proper potion
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:21 No.18485192
    Sure, always up to learn new things
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:22 No.18485200

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:22 No.18485202
    I'm sure Ryuu is fortifying her drinks with vitamins and whatnot.

    I'm just seeing Mio falling in love with him, getting married and having kids, the whole shebang, without ever stepping foot outside the bar.

    Except she wouldn't drink during the pregnancy. That would be inappropriate.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)02:22 No.18485203
    "Sure. Also... I had a go at a gender swap potion this morning. It worked, basically, but it wasn't very pleasant, or long lasting."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:23 No.18485211
    I am more interested in us drinking our goddamned panacea.

    Derailment or not we need to make sure we don't get any damn HUE moments during our fights
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:23 No.18485214
    Of course, after learning troubleshoot the genderswap with him and have him check for side effects. And chug panacea.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:24 No.18485223
    Heh another good wife for her.
    I think she would be the type to decide she wants both wives though, given what she said before
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:26 No.18485238
    Are you kidding? It is Mio's child the thing would come out hammered and have the ability to hold it's booze better than all of ireland
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:27 No.18485243
    This, and include taking a swig of Panacea.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:29 No.18485261
    Get him to look us over for side effects from an alchemists point of view then panacea just to be sure
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)02:31 No.18485279
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    "Sure." you say as you sit yourself down.
    "Well, seeing as you've made good use of the Rebounder formulation, I think it's about time you learned the potion that fully compliments it."
    He takes out a bottle of cooking oil and a saltshaker.
    He also places an electric hotplate on the bar.
    "Now I'll teach you the Slider."

    "You'll need memories of accomplishing something almost effortlessly, cooking oil and some salt."

    He pours a good amount of oil into a small pot.
    "You will need heat to create it, a stove will do."
    He ads some salt, and stirs it with a wooden spatula.
    "Add salt to taste, and mix until it boils and changes color."
    You see the mixture in the pot change from a golden brown to a subtle green.

    He puts a drop on the bar and spreads it around with his fingertip.
    "The resulting mixture will cancel any friction for a total of five minutes after application."
    He demonstrates this by sliding a mug across the area with incredible speed.

    "Now you give it a try."
    he gestures you inside the bar.

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:32 No.18485293
    So decided course of action:

    >Drink panacea.
    >Tell Ryuu we'd love to learn a new potion.
    >Drink some goddamned panacea.
    >Ask Ryuu about Mio, make sure she's fine.
    >Have awkward gender-swap potion conversation, followed by an entire fucking bottle of Panacea.
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)02:33 No.18485301
    rolled 27 = 27

    use memory of haggling with Reccete, that time we got inside her head.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:34 No.18485304
    rolled 18 = 18


    >What memory.

    Our dance with Keima on the roof.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)02:34 No.18485305
    rolled 100 = 100

    Bangin' Erica. Not counting FUCKING SHIROU.
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)02:35 No.18485313
    nice one Udz

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:35 No.18485314
    >something effortless

    Getting a girl to fall completely head over heels in love with us would be the obvious one...
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:35 No.18485315
    rolled 76 = 76


    oh lawl.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:35 No.18485319
    Welp, that's it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)02:35 No.18485322
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:36 No.18485323

    We are of course, going to lie about this.

    Also, I just realized between us and Hina, our girlfriends kinda a slut. Not saying that's bad, just had that revelation is all.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:37 No.18485334
    Not really a slut, that would imply she goes for everyone.

    She goes for targets she likes ie us and Hina
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:37 No.18485336

    >Erica's a bit of a slut.

    My first instinct was to defend her honor, but... you might be right, just a little.

    I mean, I have no problem, and she seems to have kept it in the 'family'....
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)02:38 No.18485342
    We don't need to lie, just... not be entirely straight forward about it. We don't say, "I used the memory of sexin' up my girlfriend for the first time." We say... Something else. That I can't think of at the moment. The memory of... making a new special friend.

    So long as she keeps it in the family, it's fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:39 No.18485344

    She was remarkably easy to get into bed though.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:39 No.18485347
    I wouldn't call her a slut, but she was definitely easy. Like wearing a boy's elementary school uniform and calling Trude oneechan kind of easy. Like coating our dick in sake and presenting it to Mio kind of easy.
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)02:39 No.18485350
    someone said a while ago, it probably has something to do with spending all her time previously on a base where she couldn't get any, and we basically fell right into her lap.
    >> Dorfboots !!6qujI7jhvLR 03/28/12(Wed)02:39 No.18485351
    rolled 25 = 25

    Sorry. Got paranoid about the whole REMEMBER thing. And nobody remembered it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:40 No.18485353

    >special friend

    What the hell does Keima have to do with this?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:40 No.18485357
    That's true.
    I think she just wanted to conquer someone from another dimension though not really go for a full relationship which she ended up with
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:41 No.18485366
    Or using majaik so we ejaculate sake and showing Mio easy.

    Seriously she would suck it off if we did that
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)02:42 No.18485370
    Nothing. He's not quite to that point though, so the term is still open for use. It was just an example.

    Also, holy shit I'm laughing too much.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)02:43 No.18485382
    You heat the oil in the pot and add some salt.
    As you stir, you begin to think of how unbelievably easy it was for you to find a connection with Erica.
    It was as if on that day, all the stars aligned and said 'YES. YOU MAY HAVE HER.'

    The potion changes color into a more vivid green.
    You step back to allow Ryuu to test it.
    He again puts a drop on the bar and spreads it around.
    "Hmnnn. Good." he takes a glass and slides it across.
    It hurtles across the bar at insane speed, Ryuu is caught unawares and fails to catch it.
    It flies off the bar and into the far wall with a crash of broken glass.

    "Ooops. Underestimated that one." he chuckles.
    "Very, very good. You made that batch pretty well."
    "That reminds me. I have taught you 5 potions, am I correct?"
    "And your flask only holds 3 types?"
    "Yes, Ryuu."
    "Well then let us rectify that."
    He reaches under the bar for something.

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:43 No.18485385
    That works too.

    Also, getting friction gloves and going Roy Mustang in front of Nanoha kind of easy.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:44 No.18485387
    Same as if we made ourselves ejaculate potato or chocolate for Erica really
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:44 No.18485390
    rolled 84 = 84

    >my 99s are rolling on their own
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)02:44 No.18485393
    rolled 80 = 80

    rollan rollan
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:44 No.18485394
    rolled 30 = 30

    Come one awesomeness.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:44 No.18485396
    rolled 43 = 43

    Motherfucking upgraded flask of holding!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:45 No.18485398
    guys guys guys
    what if
    what if we took a set of clothes
    and completely soaked it in Rebounder
    how long would the Rebounder stay in?
    would it be completely invincible armour, or just impossible to actually put on because our hands bounce off, or both?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:45 No.18485399
    rolled 65 = 65


    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:45 No.18485401
    rolled 63 = 63

    Come on another awesome instructor gift.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)02:45 No.18485402
    rolled 81 = 81

    nerp nerp nerp

    Should we be posting suggestions too?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:45 No.18485403
    rolled 41 = 41

    Maybe a Canteen of Holding?

    Hrm...his gloves are white, too. That would work with our aesthetic...Let's get a pair of those gloves to work with our Molotov.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:46 No.18485410

    I think some variation of Negayate should be one of our dopplegangers if we ever go that route.

    He's the little shoulder devil we never listen to.

    "So who are you?"
    "I'm Hayate's evil side, for lack of a better term."
    "Hayate has an evil side?"
    "I don't see much time in the spot-light, so I try to express myself in subtle ways."
    "Like what?"
    "Like musically influencing people."
    >Hina cuts in
    "Wait, like making people hot and bothered?"
    "Sure. But what the hell does Keima have to do with this?"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:46 No.18485412
    We don't need them for that, though. Molotov is thought detonated. Most of the time, it's better if we're NOT that close to it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:47 No.18485413
    rolled 11 = 11

    Sweet so once this new toy is ours talk to Ryuu about our adventures in gender changing and ask him to check our potion for side effects.

    If he asks why we did it say because it was a true test of our skills to see if we could make something that can change a person in such a large way rather than healing nicks and bruises or making something go boom
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:47 No.18485422
    okay new idea
    we get a clothes manniquin and put the clothes on it
    and then paint them with rebounder so the outside is bouncy, but the inside is normal
    then we can actually wear this shit
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:48 No.18485429

    While he's reaching take a healthy swig of fucking panacea.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:48 No.18485431
    That would be awesome

    While not really necessary they are cool and we could use them in situations where Molotov isn't realistic to use.

    And they do suit our aesthetic
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:49 No.18485434
    rolled 25 = 25

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:49 No.18485436
    >because it was a true test of our skills
    It would be a test of our skills to see how close we have come to our master, Ryuu.
    And since ours lasts less than a minute, while his lasts a full day, we have a long way to go.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:50 No.18485446
    Pretty much the idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:51 No.18485454

    >"Sure. But what the hell does Keima have to do with this?"

    That's way more funny than it should be.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)02:51 No.18485455
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    He pulls out a fine leather wineskin.
    An almost unreadable maker's mark is on it, the image of an axe and a sword crossed under a tree,
    "Here. Something to store your potions in."
    he says as he hands it to you.
    "It holds a total of 10 liters of liquid. 2 kinds can be put into it at the same time. it should allow you to carry larger quantities of the stuff you use more often."
    "Thanks Ryuu." you tell him with a bow. "I appreciate this."
    "Think nothing of it. It's just one of the old stuff I used out on the field. Think of it as me passing you the baton."
    "Thank you again."

    [ ]tell him about the gender potion
    [ ]go
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:51 No.18485456
    That's the worst idea.

    >set arm on desk
    >arm goes flying up, nearly dislocating
    >knee hits underside, bounces back down
    >ass that had lifted up out of chair now falls back into it only to bounce right back up again
    >but not before chin slammed into desk from the downward force of the knee!
    >fly out of chair entirely, crash into ceiling, bounce off
    >hit ground, bounce

    Really, really awful idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:51 No.18485459
    And we can say we are sure he knows we have ended up in girls clothes more than once so we figured we might as well see how it is to wear them when you are a girl
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)02:51 No.18485464
    Tell him.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:52 No.18485466
    Go. The gender potion was something really personal to him, he might be offended.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:52 No.18485467
    Explain gender potion
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    COMe ON!
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)02:53 No.18485472
    [x] put some rebounder around Mio's bed, then go
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:53 No.18485473
    Tell him, a bit of instructor help and supervision for something like this should be helpful. Also he would know any pitfalls we might have fallen into.

    Panacea might be called for.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:53 No.18485474

    >tell him about the potion.
    >also drink some fucking panacea stop dodging that goddamn.

    use >>18485413

    Test of skill, not evil shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:53 No.18485476
    [x]tell him about the gender potion
    And it was a test of skill, nothing more.
    Every potion he's shown us, we've been able to replicate with ease.
    This is the only one we can't copy, the only potion that we can't create, what separates us from Student and Master.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:54 No.18485482
    Not really that personal.
    He did it do he could relate to an agent, we can say we tried it so we could relate to our girlfriends better by understanding how they live
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:54 No.18485483
    Given the degree to which LG has been ignoring certain things, I think he wants to put the genderbending experience behind us.

    It's cool man, everyone has their limits.

    >Ilhina necessary

    But it's absolutely imperative that we do Hina again.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:55 No.18485491

    No, he's been very cooperative with what the players want most of the time.

    What concerns me is that WE HAVEN'T DRANK ANY FUCKING PANACEA.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:56 No.18485496

    Test of skill much less creepy.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:56 No.18485497
    No actually he said early on he didn't mind but we would have to work for it, waaaay back when we decided alchemy was cool because we could do things like that
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:57 No.18485506
    Tell him about the potion.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:58 No.18485513
    Not sure about telling him we tried gender-bending, but I'm positive we need to DRINK THE PANACEA.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:58 No.18485515
    Not to mention how much fun he had with us crossdressing and Keima with the is he isn't she goddess mode
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:58 No.18485518

    That's a good point.

    Where the fuck is our Panacea LG?

    You have yet to give a reason for us not to drink it (out of it, forgot the bottle, Mio thought it was booze, etc.) or let us do it.

    Ever though it would only take a second and we all want to do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)02:59 No.18485523
    Because it derails his planned shenanigans
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:00 No.18485527

    Because Hayate thinks he's fine and has no real IC reason to drink it?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:01 No.18485529

    Have we ever cared about rails?

    We're drinking that fucking Panacea.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:02 No.18485536
    Or because he wants to HUEHUEHUE us and we remember the lesson our teacher gave us about making sure of things when dealing with potions?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:02 No.18485540

    >Drink clearly unstable potion.
    >Alchemy teacher gave us a fix-all because unstable potions can have horrible side effects.
    >Bad day to be a risk taker.

    You are HIGH off your ASS.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:03 No.18485546
    We need to ask Ryuu about better healing potions as well.

    I think we need Molotov and healing in our wine skin, drago, rebounder and slider in our flask
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:03 No.18485548
    Doesn't bother me. Some people HAD to do it today, out of all days, so we know who to blame. Time for some delicious consequences.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:04 No.18485555


    Also, Panacea.
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)03:04 No.18485557
    what he said.

    see you guys tomorrow.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)03:05 No.18485576
    >in before the panacea really is just a placebo

    Later, dude.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:05 No.18485577
    Most people HAD to do it today because we have the panacea, that's why we fuck around with new potions because we have a safety net
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:06 No.18485585
    Okay another new idea.
    Get some beach balls, coat them with rebounder, and put them in the rooms of people we don't like.

    Hell, lets just coat a hundred ping-pong balls with rebounder and use them in combat. When we trap someone in a rebounder-cup, throw the ping-pong balls in. The only issue would be making sure they don't get out of the cup.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:06 No.18485586

    As one of the people in on the 'do it' side of things, drinking panacea was something we were planning to do from the start.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:07 No.18485591
    Well whatever the reason I'm sure the HUEHUEHUE LG has planned will be amusing enough to make up for it.

    because spontaneously losing our junk in the middle of a battle is going to be fucking hilarious.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)03:09 No.18485606
    "I have a confession Ryuu." you tell him as you put together batches of Drago and Healing Blue for you new wineskin.
    "What is it?"
    "I.. I tried replicating your WIld-Horse potion."
    "Oh. And how did that work out for you?" His face one of curiosity
    "It worked... for 16 seconds. Then I reverted."
    "I see, no side effects?"
    "None that I have found. I was wondering if you had someway to scan me."
    "Okay stand still."
    He takes a shotglass from behind him and holds it up to his eye like a telescope.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:09 No.18485608
    See if we can make our hangover cure a proper potion.

    Mio will be a great test subject and constant user of it
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)03:09 No.18485616
    He scans you as he looks through it.
    "Hmnn nothing I can see or detect. All vital signs seem normal. All organs are in their right configuration..." he says.
    "Did you take some Panacea?"
    "Err no. I didnt after I tried testing myself out."
    "Well, you better drink some just in case."
    He pulls out an Identical bottle from the rack behind him and pours you a glass.
    You take it and drink it in one gulp.
    It tasted like coconut milk.
    "Hmnnn I say you need to refine your process, or check the ingredients you used."
    "My personal recipe uses a very specific item. There might be a way you could work around the lack of that though." he tells you as he cleans up.
    You replace the liter of Drago in your flask with a liter of Slider.
    You manifest a couple of small glass flasks to store the extra Drago, and make some more for a total of 6 flasks.

    Ryuu watches you appreciatingly as you do all this.
    "Your venture into original potions is amazing. I would not have thought you would be making an effective enough concoction in this point in time."
    "I had a great teacher." you tell him as you seal the flasks.

    In the bed, Mio wakes up.
    "Owowowowow my heaaad."
    She spots you.
    "If it isnt my two favorite guys. And both in my new favorite place. Good morning."
    She says as she stands up and walks towards the bar.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:10 No.18485624
    Think you lost some text there.

    "Well good morning sunshine. Would you like a hangover remedy?"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:11 No.18485634
    Good morning Major

    Try this >>18485608

    Then ask Ryuu what the difference between The levels of healing a healing potion can give and what differences in making them are
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:12 No.18485638
    "Ah, good morning Major. Please, allow me."

    Let's try to turn Hangover Cure, Hayate Special (Mundane) into Hangover Cure, Hayate Special (Majaik).

    We're here under our potion master's eye, may as well make an attempt.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:13 No.18485644
    Sounds good to me.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)03:13 No.18485645
    Totes this
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:13 No.18485646
    So delete it if it bothers you

    Good plan, we can give Sakabroto a flask of it
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:14 No.18485648
    Good morning Major, glad to see you're fitting in here.

    Ryuu, would you like to prescribe the hangover cure or should I?

    Prairie Oyster it up, seem if we can magic some of our memories of hangovers, recovery and a beautiful summer morning into a actual potion.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:17 No.18485667

    For some reason i have this awesome mental image of Ryuu watching Hayate create the mundane hang-over cure with a look of mounting horror.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:18 No.18485677
    Have we ever had a hang over?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)03:19 No.18485686
    Probably. We've had a very varied past.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)03:20 No.18485691
    "Good morning major. Did you sleep well?" you ask her.
    "Well enough." she smirks and winces at the same time.
    "Hangover?" you ask
    "Yes. Be a dear wife and prepare something for Mio here please." she tells you.
    "Of course."
    "Hey Ryuu, I want to try making a new potion. Maybe you could watch me as I tried it?"
    "Sure." he tells you.
    You bring out a blender and begin to pick ingredients.

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:20 No.18485694
    That one time that our dad sold us off to a tuna fishing boat for a month, the crew probably got us to drink.
    And we've worked in bars before.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:20 No.18485696
    When we were forced to work in a host club for people with very odd tastes and our nights consisted of heavy drinking and after work they forcefed us vodka. Or when we have to act as a liaison for the Russian mob and we had to make them shot for shot while hoping they wouldn't just shoot us.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)03:21 No.18485705
    We use the mundane ingredients, with the memories of >>18485648
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:22 No.18485711
    rolled 1 = 1


    The time we woke up in in a warehouse tied up and we tried desperately to wake up for the waking nightmare.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:22 No.18485718

    Make it "The feeling of relief when that shit finally wore off" and it'll be golden.

    The nonmagical hangover cure should work just fine as a base, too.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)03:23 No.18485721
    What the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:23 No.18485723
    Of us being force fed alcohol by our father so he could be on how much we could take. We woke up the next morning having drunk a whole bottle of sake and wanted to die from the hangover.

    We remember all the things we did to feel better and how much better we felt when we found some things that worked
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:24 No.18485726
    This.....this will be interesting.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:24 No.18485728
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    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:24 No.18485732

    Use a Hayate Special as a base.

    Use the pain of a migraine/hangover and the peaceful feeling of a warm sunny day at the beach.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)03:24 No.18485733
    mundane ingredients of the cure we made for Hina and Perrine, that is.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:25 No.18485735
    rolled 78 = 78

    These ingredients and memories.

    And here's a roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:25 No.18485747
    rolled 31 = 31

    Attempting to avert horrific disaster.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:25 No.18485748





    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:26 No.18485758
    >we actually wake up in a warehouse and it really WAS all a dream and we really ARE getting our lungs taken out
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:27 No.18485759
    We are stuck in a cse for the HUE oceans
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:27 No.18485766
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:27 No.18485767
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    [x]Incoming HUE
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:28 No.18485772

    Orange juice, a sports drink and a few vitamins if that's something you can get your hands on.

    The good feeling you get from waking up next to the girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:29 No.18485774
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    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:29 No.18485776

    Where the fuck is that from?

    I see that pic all the time, but I have no idea what the story behind it is.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)03:29 No.18485777
    Allow me to reprhase that.

    What the ACTUAL FUCK?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:31 No.18485794
    No we turn into a girl, Mio sprouts a penis and bangs us on Ryuu's bar
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:31 No.18485795
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    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:31 No.18485796

    No idea too.

    Just picked it up and used it since it's hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:33 No.18485807
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    You do realize people leave the dice on for exactly this reason, right? I think this is the first time I've ever used this pic, and there's never been a more apt thread for it than this one.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:36 No.18485822
    rolled 36 = 36

    Memory of being drunk the first time ever and waking up with the worst hangover known to man.
    Then the old Russian man who showed us a trick for clearing hangovers and he mixed up a shot of vodka, some vitamin tablets, two anchovies and a bit of milk

    We nearly choked drinking it but it made us feel better instantly
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)03:36 No.18485824
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    You prepare your Hayate special.
    As you blend all of it together you see Ryuu examining you from his reflection in one of the glasses on the bar.
    YOu pour in memories of people you've helped get over hangovers. You pour in the memory of once getting lost and finding yourself in Osaka, and enjoying a short respite on the warm beaches.

    Nothing happens. You don't feel the potion change, much like you do when you make others.
    "Hmnn that can't be right." you say.
    "What's wrong?" Ryuu asks you.
    "It didnt change." you tell him as you step away from the blender.
    He dips a spoon in to the mixture and tastes it.
    "Hayate. This stuff is majaik enough." he says with a grimace and a smile rolled into one.
    You scratch the back of your head and serve the major.
    "Major, shoudnt you be reporting for your post soon?"
    "Yeah." she says as she inhales the Hayate special.
    "And don't you have to go?"
    "Maybe later." she says as she slumps down in her seat.
    "I see."

    YOu sneak a quick peek at your watch.
    The time is 935.

    You take your leave of Mio and Ryuu and pack up all the postions youve prepared.
    "Good luck with your trials today Hayate." Ryuu tells you as you step out.
    "I will be cheering for you, wife." Mio adds.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:36 No.18485825
    rolled 45 = 45


    At least you're not posting that pic of him/her getting out of the shower.

    God, that was hilarious and terrifying in equal measure.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:38 No.18485834
    Head to the gym. Get shotgun shells from Sagara.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:38 No.18485835
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    rolled 43 = 43

    >I don;t feel very Hue-ish today. Something's wrong.

    This terrifies me more than any nat 1.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:38 No.18485844
    I guess that potion was a failure.

    We'd better hurry to the gym if we want to give out the potions and get those shotgun shells from Sagara in time.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)03:39 No.18485849
    it's already as majaik as it can be.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:39 No.18485850
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    >I don;t feel very Hue-ish today. Something's wrong.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:39 No.18485857
    Uh oh...that could mean that bad results won't get [x]reloaded.

    We'd better not screw it up.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:40 No.18485859
    So the special is already majaik enough? Dd we learn it from an old agent when we were in that bar or something

    Heh probably turns out we learnt it from old man hayate. He came back to teach it to us so we already understood something of alchemy even without knowing it so that we would start learning it once we got to the bureau
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/28/12(Wed)03:41 No.18485867
    >>I don;t feel very Hue-ish today. Something's wrong.

    LG, are you okay? Are you sick? Maybe you need to lie down.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:41 No.18485868
    It scares the jeebus out of me.
    HUE is the source of much of LG's power
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:43 No.18485877
    This crowd would probably love it anyways. We're VERY lucky we didn't end up like that this morning.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)03:46 No.18485908
    What the devil is it?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:49 No.18485924
    Baron Asura from Mazinger. Both male and female, split down the center line. Figure it out from there.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)03:50 No.18485930
    Ah. Sounds a bit awkward in the execution.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:51 No.18485939
    That's 70s mecha characters for you.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)03:54 No.18485956

    More fuel for the "Hayate time travelling to abuse himself appropriately to set up his current lifepath" theory?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)03:56 No.18485969
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)03:59 No.18485990
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    You head to the gym, Erica and Hina are awaiting you there. You find your girls sitting around with the team.
    "Hey guys." you greet them. "you ready for the trials?"
    "Yes." they all say.
    You pull out the flasks of Drago.
    "Guys" you begin to explain "I made this new potion. It increases your strength by 8 for a total of three minutes. Feel free to take some."

    Everyone except for Sakura and Keima reaches for one.
    YOu hand Hina the extra of the six flasks.
    "If you guys need some more, I will be able to refill the flasks for you in between matches."
    You tell them.

    You walk away to deliver Sousuke's bread.
    As you hand him your final delivery of 3 abguettes, he hands you paper bag.
    "You might find these useful today."
    You look inside to find boxes of ammunition for your coachgun, and a bandolier to hold them in.
    "The red ones are buckshot. The yellow ones are slugs. The green ones are beanbags." He informs you.
    "I know you haven't tried that larger gun in combat, but it may prove useful today. I will see you tonight for training. We will be accompanied by others that have shown interest in the exercise."
    "Okay man. Thanks."
    "No problem. He says as he begins to tear int one of the baguettes
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:01 No.18486010
    Taking a moment to get off topic here...

    I'm fine with Queen and stuff, but I think we need to get some more music in our repertoire.

    Especially things that we can dance to.

    Like this :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBxfAs_skMA

    Fun, classy, and is made for dancing.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:01 No.18486012
    rolled 96 = 96


    Keima can't fight without pieces.

    Think we can lend him lo and Ted for this exercise?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:02 No.18486023
    No not abuse setting him up to escape it and join the bureau

    He really is a bro.
    Not a very visible one but a true bro regardless
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:02 No.18486026
    Dear God, Gai on Drago is going to be terrifying. Imagine a 8x power Rider Kick that can bounce off of air to come in any direction.

    I fear we may have unleashed something horrifying upon the world.

    I hope they give Keima challenges his very specialized skill set can work with, him in a physical battle is going to be hilarious and so very sad.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:02 No.18486027

    Nah, he's probably already got a plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:03 No.18486038
    They will probably tailor exercises to the student.
    Keima will probably have tactical matches whether chess, construct battles or other such things

    When was Mike gonna get us screened for our data manipulation talents anyway?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)04:03 No.18486039
    We could offer, but as >>18486027 says, he probably has something planned.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:03 No.18486040

    It was theorized that the X8 power rider kick is how he travels through time.

    He kicks it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:05 No.18486048
    >When was Mike gonna get us screened for our data manipulation talents anyway?
    He didn't schedule us for anything yet, but it'll probably be during sometime next week, during Advanced Classes.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:06 No.18486059
    Don't we have a break period in between classes?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)04:07 No.18486067
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    You spend the remaining minutes loading the coachgun and putting shells into the bandolier.
    You opt to not touch the beanbags for on and ready 10 buckshot and 10 slugs.

    At exactly 10 am Mike walks out of the gym and greets your class.
    "Okay kids. Today marks your final excercises under the basic training corricullum.
    The data we collect today will be used by your instructor through the advanced classes."

    He leads the group inside.
    On the bleachers you spot an assortment of Bureau personnel sitting on the bleachers.

    "You will be put against 3 experienced Bureau personnel one at a time."
    "The time of match will be determined by your opponent."
    "Those that I will call out will be the first batch of fighters. The rest will wait on the bleachers until they are called up."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:08 No.18486073

    Seconded. Also, you have excellent taste in music.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:12 No.18486102
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    Time to be Combat Alchemist.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)04:16 No.18486125
    Wuh. I have acquired all the tireds. Good luck, guys.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)04:19 No.18486140
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    he begins to call out students.

    You do as told.
    "You seven will be our first fighters for the day. Pull no punches. Give them hell. And most importantly give your classmates a hell of a show."

    The gym dematerializes around you.
    You find yourself standing in a clearing in a forest.
    Drawn on the ground is a white rectangle with a red and white spherical symbol in the middle of it.

    On the other side of the rectangle stands a guy of about twenty years old.
    He's wearing a grey hoodie over a Bureau issue T-shirt and a black ski cap, sparse stubble covers the lower part of his face.
    Behind him is a huge blue creature, not unlike a sea serpent.
    By his right is a yellow oversized hamster.
    And on his left is what appears to be a mutant praying mantis.

    He shouts across the clearing
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)04:21 No.18486153
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    I wanna be the very best

    NEW THREAD AT 0700 4chan time.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:21 No.18486155
    Oh you have got to be fucking me.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:22 No.18486159
    Familiar vs Pokemon fight is GO! If we're ever worried about the outcome we can toss them some Drago and watch them utterly rape face.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:22 No.18486164
    Shit, we haven't weaponized Ted yet. Oh well, this can still be awesome. I wonder if it's safe to give Ted and Lo some Drago.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:23 No.18486166
    There is only one proper answer:

    "What the hell is a pokemon?"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:23 No.18486167
    aw HELL naw.

    we don't even have any pokymans! Lo J and Ted don't count, and I'm not even certain we have them with us.

    Kind of tempted to just say "I choose you, GUNS."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:23 No.18486168
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    All of my Guptas and Yonks
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:25 No.18486180
    He has a pikachu a scyther and a gyaridos?
    Give J one of our guns send him against the pikachu

    Lo should be able to beat down the scyther.
    Ted will go mano-y-mano with that gyaridos.

    WAIT. what will happen if we give J that stone from the moon?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)04:26 No.18486183
    Nah, they're a big enough thing that Hayate would at least know about them. A better reaction would be, "Wait, those are real?"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:27 No.18486187
    Give Ted one of our paintball guns.
    Hell have him dualweild them
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:27 No.18486191

    >after he explains

    "So wait, you take animals, lock them in a magic cage, and force them to fight for your entertainment?"
    "Well, when you put it like that, it sounds bad."
    "It is bad. And you should be ashamed of yourself."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:27 No.18486195
    >WAIT. what will happen if we give J that stone from the moon?
    I...I don't know. I think this bears investigation!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:28 No.18486204
    >Take out ted in Tiny Ted mode.
    >do the same with Lo and J
    watch him flip his shit
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:28 No.18486208
    That's pretty much the matchup I was thinking too.

    >hand weapons
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOL. We're better off just giving him Drago and telling him to use Bite.
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 03/28/12(Wed)04:29 No.18486214
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    guys i have been wondering while reading throughout the archives...

    are you actively charming amazoness or just being friendly?

    would be hilarious if we visit her dimension, and get sentence to snoo-snoo.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:29 No.18486215
    Jared doesnt put his pokeymans in pokeyballs.
    He free roams them
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:29 No.18486217
    Nah, Jakob can have paintball guns, fucking commando rabbit. I'd put him against Pikachu.

    Ted just needs to go full T-Rex size and duke it the fuck out with Gyarados, with a liter of Drago poured down his throat.

    Lo, we'll hand Jackie Chanda a ladder and a bicycle and watch him kick the shit out of Scyther.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:29 No.18486218

    Hayate grew up in a universe that scorned his very existence.

    It's very plausible that he has no idea.

    Plu the idea of his sheer confusion as to what's going on totally derailing the entire exercise.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:31 No.18486230
    Nah, just being friendly and occasionally culturing her by teaching her proper etiquette.

    Man we really need to start matchmaking more of our colleagues.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)04:31 No.18486231
    And then Jakob was a Maid.

    >Jacob Tithype
    I'm not sure what to make of that, Captcha.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:32 No.18486237
    We're just being friendly.
    And give her lessons on being a Lady every once in a while, too.
    Though it's been a month in-game, we should ask R&D what's holding up the update to her translation software.
    We know she's not stupid, but the buggy translator is doing her a real disservice.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:32 No.18486239

    I think we're just nice to her.

    I'm actually not sure there's been any attempt at charming her outside the first couple threads.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:32 No.18486240
    Tit hype, dear god, it will give us a completely stacked bunny girl maid.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:33 No.18486244
    We are not trying to swag Amazoness, nor have we caused any inadvertent swagging that we know of. We do need to make time to go down to R&D and whoop some ass for her, though. Those lazy fucks should've finished her language analyses at least a week ago.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:33 No.18486252
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    So, are we going to find a way to upgrade Ted's combat mode into pic related?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:36 No.18486271
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    Something like that, give or take minor details.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)04:38 No.18486287
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    >Give J moonstone
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 03/28/12(Wed)04:39 No.18486291
    oh, ok then.

    well, looking forward to getting our first badge, i wonder if misty will be there, she has that great ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:42 No.18486311
    It's just a test, so we won't be going that deep into the setting right now.

    Can someone tell me if this is awesome or not?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:42 No.18486317

    "Sir? I'm not sure how I feel about this."
    "I'm not sure either. Or how it happened. It seriously makes no sense."
    "I... I don't think I can change back to my prior form."
    "You're stuck like this?"
    "It seems that way. I'm sorry."
    "Don't be, not your fault."
    "Do you think there's a way to fix this?"
    "Not sure. I'd have to ask an expert."


    "I'm not sure how to bring this up..."
    "Looking around at your ladies here.... have you ever... towards someone who's, well, male?"
    "Sure. But what's Keima got to do with this?"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:43 No.18486322
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:44 No.18486332

    >Not bunny-girl maid.

    Makes more arguably more sense, but much less HUE potential.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)04:45 No.18486340
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    And then Jakob was Mina.

    Antyllamon is also about 12 feet tall.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:46 No.18486354
    Come on, man, it's Jakob we're talking about here.
    He's stuck by us and always had our back, even when we nearly used him as a meatshield. He deserves better than that.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:48 No.18486378
    I think we are sort of on a non swag course for her because we actually like her as a friend instead of another lover.

    She is sort of like a foreign friend we look out for and teach about the place more than anything.

    Plus I think we are all a bit scared of death by snu snu
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:48 No.18486380
    I.. I like that.
    Let's do that.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:50 No.18486390
    No that can be the Laplace mode of Jakogirls sister when we find out he has one
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:51 No.18486401
    >genderswapping Jakob
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:51 No.18486402

    I'm not saying I prefer one to the other.

    I'm saying that the potential for shenanigans is much higher.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:52 No.18486406
    Jakob as a girl needs to be more refined still so I agree there

    I like the jakogirl for him when we bunny maid him though

    What would a female humanoid Ted look like? Argonian?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:53 No.18486424


    Alright, you got me.

    Right up until that point I was confused boner. I didn't it coming at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:53 No.18486427
    Big is nice. Since you say -mon, I can assume that it's digimon. I can then assume he'll have some rodent-stomping powers to go with the size boost. Ok, that is awesome enough.

    >wanting that to happen to our bro J
    Over the line, fetishfag. Over. The. Line.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:53 No.18486428

    We could have his sister or girlfriend turn up and look like that though, it would be amusing
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:54 No.18486434

    Let's not go there.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:55 No.18486443
    Did we ever show Jakob to Shirley when we were in SWQ? I know Zuchinni loves him but I can't remember if the others met him
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)04:56 No.18486451
    "If you want a fight, then you will fight me!"

    pretend (?) not to know what pokymans is, and just open up a can of whoopass on him.
    >> !cBT9DvxTlw 03/28/12(Wed)04:58 No.18486463

    >remembers argonian maid book

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)05:01 No.18486481
    Additionally: Jared doesn't play by the rules. He lost his pokemon trainer license for having Mr Fish eat his opponents.

    Mr. Fish also continues to eat smaller pokemans to this day.

    So fuck rules, this is war. There are no rules.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)05:07 No.18486526
    True, we must feint him into thinking we think it's a normal pokeymans match.

    Then we go invisible, dump a bucket of molotov on him, explode him, unload buckshot into the back of his head, and finish it off with a tea laser.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)05:10 No.18486543
    Does Hayate even know Pokemon?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)05:12 No.18486551
    When we were 8 we worked in a sweat shop producing Pokemon memorabilia. We always dreamed of having one and going on an adventure with our best friend Blastoise, then the crack of a whip brought us back to dismal reality.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)05:14 No.18486562
    >so many downvotes
    Did we piss off some autist again?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)05:17 No.18486589
    Probably the same one as before. Even as pissed off as I get at you all lately, I wouldn't do LG like that. I like to think that anyone else who drops out doesn't roll like that either.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)05:40 No.18486717
    So do we fight hokeymans with Jared or do we shoot him?
    Remember, Mike said our opponents would be setting the rules.
    If we shot him that might end up on our record as "un gentlemanly conduct" or someshit
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)05:53 No.18486821
    First, Jared got through his early pokemon fights by using Magikarp as a fucking club, he isn't exactly one to stand on tradition or standard rules of fighting.

    Second Mr. Fish breaks standard rules by eating other Pokemon.

    Thirdly there were no official rules stated, hell Mike said we can use anything at our disposal unless specified.

    Jared hasn't specified we can't blow his head off yet, until he does it's allowed, if he states it's a familiar fight we'll abide by it, but until then foul play is still cool, though we do want to give a bit of a show first, Mike told us to.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:02 No.18486880
    Unfortunately, the first thing Jared said was to set the rules as a pokemon battle. Trainers don't fuck each other up during those. The good news is that we don't know that IC. The bad news is we may fail if we don't stop to ask how the shit works.

    And if he wants to fuck with eating the loser, he chose the wrong guy to battle. We're the one with the highly evolved eating machine. I'll take Ted over a gyrados in an eating contest any day.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:10 No.18486927
    so are we for giving J a gun and Lo our bike?
    lets jam 5 liters of Drago down Ted
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:14 No.18486941
    Fun fact: T-rexes may have been scavengers, not true predators.
    I suggest giving J some knives and Lo our time bowler coated with Rebounder on the outside.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:17 No.18486957
    So we apparently broke a path by wanting to Evolve Jakob with a moonstone

    Anything else we feel like breaking?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:17 No.18486960
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    I'm all for it, Operator Jacob, we can give him other weapons and a paintball gun. Also we can toss him the moonstone and see if it does anything.

    Jackie Chanda's powers are enhanced with unconventional weaponry like chairs, ladders, bikes, rope etc, sadly we don't have a baby for him to carry, but he doesn't want any trouble.

    Ted at full size with some Drago ought to get work done on Mr. Fish, we might also be able to help tactically with slider and rebounder if necessary.

    Also directly targeting Jared might be an option depending on the exact rules he lays down.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:18 No.18486966
    We give J the moon rock we picked up so he digivolves. Bike is fine for Lo. Ted is going to Bite that damn gyrados in half like a twig with that much Drago.

    He's still a better eating machine, especially with the physical power of an angry god coursing through him. How they caught their meal is irrelevant, especially since Ted's sentient.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:20 No.18486979
    Thats never been established and they still conform more to predator conventions than scavenger.

    Also LG said that he is going with his childhood view of dinosaurs so big teeth, scales and king of carnivores not modern theories

    Anyway the scavenger theory isn't bad until you think how much they would have to eat which sort of makes the idea of them scavenging kills less likely as a main source of food and more likely as a supplement to regular hunting techniques
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:23 No.18486991
    That's sort of a Sousuke upgrade more than more than random digivolving.

    Dapper little ex British SAS butler rabbit would be cool though, sort of like a mix of new Alfred and Walter
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:25 No.18487004
    Cooler would be a mix of Norman and Cpt. Price.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:30 No.18487035
    It could happen if we ask Jakob to spend some extra time with Sousuke, make sure he's eating right and taking care of himself. It'll be a natural progression that ends in hilarity.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:41 No.18487101
    Or he eats jakob
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:41 No.18487104
    This quest has made me seriously consider collectin models again.
    Been looking at nendoroids, Figma models and the like

    Damn you LG my bank account hates me enough already....
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:42 No.18487110
    J's safe from that. He isn't made of bread.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:43 No.18487113
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    Lets get Lo a folding bike.
    Shit will be hilariously awesome.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:44 No.18487123
    Send LG 100$ or he eats that adorable egg.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:47 No.18487151
    Screw the egg, at this rate I am gonna be eating onigiri until payday
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:48 No.18487154
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    Okaaaaaay... when did LG become froggy-centric?
    >Adorable background though
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:50 No.18487170
    About the time he saw what she looks like 6 months pregnant, I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:50 No.18487171
    Just before he had his tooth fixed
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:51 No.18487178
    While high on painkillers from the dentist, if his tweets are anything to go by.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:54 No.18487198
    I have been spending more time in /c/ so I know who half the characters are. Would of gone to /a/ but they are a bunch of autistic fucks like /v/

    Found a manga called little little that just about gave me diabetes it was so goddamned sweet
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)06:58 No.18487228
    >I wish you were real. I want to show you my Eiffel tower then I can go through your Arc Du Triumph
    >Oh god I love you froggy, you are the best tsundere
    >I love you froggy. Even if no one else will. Youll be my tsundre prinvess alwayus
    >Haha that bus has spongebob painted on it! Why is it so funny.?
    >No officer. That is just my peniss

    The night LG was off his scone
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:01 No.18487241
    That night he was awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:01 No.18487244
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    New store i want to roll

    Bikes, cars, houses, and a whole slew of other shit in capsules.

    And we can share awkward time hijinks stories with Trunks
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:04 No.18487256
    Nope next shop we get is Gulliver's real estate.
    Need to see about getting our swag palace soon
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:07 No.18487280
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    We need something like EVA's Resort.

    A beach, a library, a fucking training room,
    robot maids.

    IF we can get it for cheap and on isntallment [llike maybe a couple thousand guptas at 50 guptas a month
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/28/12(Wed)07:07 No.18487281
    Hey guys, does anyone know what Jacob's laplace mode looks like?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:08 No.18487288

    A swag palace appropriate for raising kids in. We need to think ahead with these things.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:09 No.18487289
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    like dis
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:09 No.18487295
    That sort of was my plan. Tme scale slightly accelerated from regular so we get a bit more time at home than outside world and a big swag palace with a beach, garden area etc

    Mike afforded one on a payment plan once he retired from active duty so we could probably afford it once we hit agent status
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:11 No.18487303
    Well it will probably be 100-250 guptas a month depending on what we get.

    We currently earn about 130 a month
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:12 No.18487312
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    Evas resort has a full mansion on top of the library tower.
    An island connected by the bridgeway too.

    We can go for the Hinatasou.
    IT has hotsprings, and is modelled like an Inn
    So plenty of room
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:14 No.18487321
    How much is 1 gupta again? 200 dollars?
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/28/12(Wed)07:14 No.18487323
    Thanks, was working on something. needed references
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:15 No.18487327
    Oh god, I saw the thumbnail and immediately knew which place that is.
    It's been so long since LH...
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:15 No.18487328
    I think like Eva's but with a built in open air hot springs.

    Maybe with changing seasons or a weather control device inside
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:16 No.18487341
    Akamatsu's next shit better be good.

    >Who am I kidding, it can be god awful but Ill still read it
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:17 No.18487345

    Yep 1 Gupta = 200 USD

    Heh same, it was the third anime series I watched
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:20 No.18487361
    So when we won the tournament we got $200,000 each and the runners up got $100,000
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:26 No.18487402
    Nothing else we can talk about?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:26 No.18487403
    We could probably get the rest of our family to chip in, if all five went in evenly it's knock it down to 50 a month which given our pay is heavy but well worth it.

    Also any extra additions would have to chip in for monthly payments.

    If we wanted to get more out of it we could rent it out for private events and parties and maybe even provide room and board for students unhappy with dorm accommodations, assuming we have enough room that they aren't forced to hear us banging every night.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:28 No.18487409
    He will want to place bets on the gladiatorial matches
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:28 No.18487413
    First one I watched that wasn't on TV for me, stuff like Sailor Moon obviously got me started (90s kid here).
    It was my first ever manga however.
    Oh how I wished I was Keitaro at times.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:28 No.18487418
    Nah. Lets pay for it ourselves.
    Dont ask them to pay for it.
    If they want to volunteer, well and good.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:33 No.18487448
    Nah we pay for it and present it as a gift to them all.

    First was Guyver, then Evangelion, then most of love Hina was run on tv and sailor moon started up soon after.

    Then I got Internet and started downloading shows
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:34 No.18487461
    Personally I think we can handle it if we start up a potions business. Either we sell through the dorms or we sell to the PX and they on sell
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:34 No.18487462
    We probably can't afford a good one on our own, at least without consuming our entire salary, or the payment plan will be for a really long time which means we'll end up paying much more in the long run.

    Given we're all making about the same amount, except maybe Nanoha, it just makes sense to me that we all chip in given its shared use, cost, and the fact that you don't dump all of the living expenses for a family on one person.

    We should talk about it first and work out an equitable agreement with everyone, which will probably end up with everyone sharing the cost, but for something like a house you don't shunt the cost to one person assuming everyone has a steady, close to equal income.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:36 No.18487476
    >Also any extra additions would have to chip in for monthly payments.
    NOPE. Bring it up with Erica and maybe Ursula, depending in her pay for SCIENCE! duties, and maybe accept half as much from Hina and Nanoha if they offer.
    Reasoning? If it weren't for Erica and Ursula being open to the idea of sharing us, we wouldn't be in the position of buying (or at least renting) our own home.
    It is ENTIRELY their fault.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:37 No.18487487
    Well we need to see what it costs to begin with.

    And while it is ok if we find out then talk about it, anyway we have a big pay boost coming once we become a field agent probably
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:42 No.18487517
    Nope, we need to make sure we have extra people paying only if they offer, nothing else

    Realistically we are probably looking at 150 - 400 a month for a big one and more for extra entrances for about a two to three year payment plan
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:44 No.18487533
    We really should of asked Mike what the payments on his we like, he paid for his mostly on his tobacco crop so maybe it wasn't that huge
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:44 No.18487536
    >you don't dump all of the living expenses for a family on one person.

    Well, not anymore. Stupid egalitarian society, making women earn their keep.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:45 No.18487540
    >Realistically we are probably looking at 150 - 400 a month for a big one and more for extra entrances for about a two to three year payment plan
    What are you basing that on? Like, seriously, I just woke up and saw this conversation and I don't get it. When has actual pricing of magical real estate ever been discussed? It could be a single gupta a month. It could be a thousand! You're picking largely arbitrary numbers based (I hope they have any basis) on real-world mundane real estate. We have literally no context for how much this will actually cost us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)07:47 No.18487556
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:47 No.18487557
    Mike told us how much his majaik farm in a snowglobe cost in the last thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:49 No.18487571
    And how much was that? Because I don't remember him giving a number, just a vague impression.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:50 No.18487583
    Well for one it is a very big thing and LG would be making it hard for us.

    Mike mentioned he didn't buy one until he retired from field service and it probably cost him a shitton

    We also have to consider that something like this is much bigger a purchase than anything else we have even considered so far and the panic room piano which was our biggest was something like 60guptas iirc
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:50 No.18487586
    The vague impression was fuckloads
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)07:52 No.18487606
    Which means for all we know it could cost us 10,000 guptas per month in payments. What I'm saying is that suggesting in any way a number that it might cost is stupid. It could cost literally anything. The 150-400 number is completely arbitrary.

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