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    234 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Tora no Ana Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)22:32 No.18495444  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    "HAYATE. You're up again!" Mike calls you down.
    You get Erica off your lap and give the two girls a final hug.
    "Wish me luck" you tell them as you make your way down to the floor.

    "Ready?" MIke asks you.
    "Sure." you answer him

    The gym melts away and you find yourself in some sort of garden. in the distance a mansion looms over everything regally.

    "So kid. Let's see how well Mike has been training you." Tama says as he steps out from behind one of the few trees.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)22:32 No.18495447
    Im gonna say this right here.

    It's a bad idea.
    It's a really really bad idea.
    The character you are playing will know better than do that.
    The setting will punish you greatly for doing that.
    The effect itself will be too great for the character himself to handle.

    It's a bad idea. And you should all know that.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:33 No.18495458
    rolled 37 = 37


    lol, LG.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:33 No.18495460
    Of course we do. It's just one or two morons and a troll suggesting it. Also, >>>/toy/ is that way.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:33 No.18495461
    Thanks for the clarification LG.

    Anyway, on with the show.
    "Very well, Tama. How would like to do this?"
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:34 No.18495464
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:34 No.18495479
    Welp. LG even stepped down and said that its a bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:34 No.18495481
    rolled 62 = 62


    Thank you.

    Thank you, LG for finally putting that brainfuck idea in the bin.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)22:35 No.18495497
    The Loved potion.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:35 No.18495499
    His twitter was going on about love potions. He is quite adamant AGAINST it.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:37 No.18495516
    Oh ok yeah that's just retarded we don't need a love potion when we have this much swag.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)22:37 No.18495523
    And now we all know, and those of us that had been for it, can drop it, and we can all move on.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:38 No.18495529
    No, not a love potion, a loved potion. Clearly you missed the shitstorm. Good.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:38 No.18495534
    Say hi to Tama, ask how he wants to do this.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)22:38 No.18495540
    I didn't say love. It would make the imbiber feel loved. But no matter, as it has been shot down at the highest level.

    So any way. Tama fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:40 No.18495555
    Well either way we don't need any potions we have swag and our own love. Plus mind fuckery is below us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)22:41 No.18495565
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    "So, Tama. How do you propose we do this?" you ask.
    "Oh simple enough. We just go mano-y-mano till one says uncle. Let's see if Mike put you through as hellish of melee training as he did me."
    "Okay then. I agree to your fight terms."

    [ ]knives
    [ ]urumi
    [ ]arm blades
    [ ]fists
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:42 No.18495575
    Knives, switch to Urumi after he gets used to them.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:42 No.18495577
    Urumi in one hand, knife in the other, arm blades extended, and a willingness to grab/punch while fighting with the blades.
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)22:42 No.18495579
    no need to go crazy here, lets stick to what we're best with.
    [x] Knives
    >> The Watch Commander !!cqpeZErChSE 03/28/12(Wed)22:42 No.18495580

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)22:43 No.18495591
    Start with arm blades
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:43 No.18495592
    We start with what we know.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:43 No.18495595
    Start with knives.

    Might need to get tricky later.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:43 No.18495596

    Pretty much work our way down the list if we start getting disarmed. The knives are our basic and a good start, and we end off with fists if need be.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:43 No.18495598
    Knives, then urumi, then back to knives.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:44 No.18495603
    [x]fists then the leg lock canon hayete used the first time he was dressed as a cat and tama got rapey.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:48 No.18495654

    I want to go the canon route and leg lock Tama
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)22:54 No.18495702
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    You bring out one big knife and a couple of throwing knives.
    Tama gets on all fours and coils his body for attack.
    "Here we go." he says as he springs forwards.
    He's fast. Way fast.
    You barely have time to duck to the side. His claws catching your sleeve and ripping it.

    You lunge at him with your sword, he rolls away and dodges it.

    You jump back in time to avoid another swipe from his claws.

    You face off again. Neither making the first move.

    [ ]attack
    [ ]defend
    [ ]other
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)22:54 No.18495712
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:55 No.18495715
    Do a throwing knife spam while gaining distance
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:55 No.18495717
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:55 No.18495725
    Subtly drip a pile of molotov on the ground, when he leaps leap back and explode it under him.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:55 No.18495726

    Oh, guys, you know what we forgot to do?
    Have Kraus give us time estimates on how long we can have each of our familiars in combat mode now, and how long to have all three in combat simultaneously.
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)22:56 No.18495739
    sounds like a good thing to do on the camping trip.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)22:57 No.18495743
    Well shit. Apparently we are too predictable with knives. WEPON CHANGE: Urumi

    The more he is on his toes the better.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:06 No.18495844
    I think we should wait one more exchange before we switch weapons.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:08 No.18495865
    [x] All of the weapons.
    He's fast and strong, quite possibly more than us in both. So, sudden and overwhelming, if enough, may win out (and likely lead to demise otherwise, unless he's impressed enough to give us a second go round).
    Feint with sword, changing it to a dagger and whipping it at him only to stab at him with belt. Proceed to Urumi. Fake an opening and drop weapons to do leg lock.
    Throughout, be aware of surroundings, tripping on a root would suck.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:09 No.18495878
    We're predictable since MIKE trained us just like he did Tama.

    Lets use the Urumi. I don't think mike trained us in that.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:10 No.18495887
    >with belt
    The belt is the Urumi. In flaccid mode it's an Urumi and in erect mode it's a rapier.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:11 No.18495896
    That's what mio said.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:12 No.18495908

    Well, we *did* beat her with it.
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)23:15 No.18495950
    while flaccid, iirc. all the more impressive.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)23:18 No.18495980
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    You throw your smaller knives to distract him, and close in with your sword.
    He ignores the throwing knives, they fall harmlessly to the ground after hitting him.
    He easily blocks your sword.
    "Too easy kid. Too easy." he tells you as he swats you away with his other paw.

    He sends you sprawling on the ground a few meters away.
    "So this is the guy our Hina has chosen?" he taunts you.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:19 No.18495996
    Timestop + molotov dousing.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:19 No.18495998
    BunnyDrago time

    This shall be a leglock for the ages.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:19 No.18496003
    Look, the Winged Victory of Samothrace

    Full power tea laser to start it off, chug some Drago and go full on bunnymode.
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)23:20 No.18496006
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:20 No.18496012
    "Heh, of course. You were Mike's student once; it wouldn't be that easy."
    Switch to Urumi, then throw in a Time Stop+Molotov combo while he's distracted with the blade.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:20 No.18496013

    I think the idea here is melee weapons only
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:20 No.18496019
    Drago and fists.
    It's go time
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:21 No.18496026

    Okay, let's go nuts. Timestop, quaff strength potion, go medieval on his arse with the Urumi.

    Let's show him why taunting us with our family is a baaaaad fucking idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:22 No.18496038
    Thirded. Keep this melee, and beat him at his own game.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:23 No.18496048

    Urumi vs. Tiger? That imagery is so closely related i'm wondering what's got India.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:24 No.18496053
    Absolutely. Finish him. Nobody suggests we aren't good enough for our girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:24 No.18496061
    rolled 27 = 27


    Engage timestop.

    Tama obviously knows that hes very agile and fast and still currently underestimates Hayate. So we need to entrap him.

    1) Arrange combat knives and forks in encircling pattern, cutting off his left and right.

    2) As he blocks, fire a tea laser right down the middle. He'll be forced to jump to evade.

    3) Right into a tea cup splattered with rebounder.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:24 No.18496064
    >what's got India
    That was punexpected.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:27 No.18496096

    Tama would probably give us a paw review for those jokes.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:28 No.18496108
    That was punderwhelming.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:29 No.18496112
    Looks like you're going to
    get murdered in your sleep for crimes against comedy.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)23:29 No.18496116
    Only problem is all our Bunny Mode time was used up while testing things after the genderbend potion experiment. Which we didn't even do a physical check of ourselves during, IIRC.
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)23:30 No.18496134
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    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:30 No.18496137
    We have I think 5 segments at 70 seconds each, we used up one of them.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)23:32 No.18496158
    Pretty sure you're combining teleport and bunny mode. Teleport 5x a day, bunny mode for 70 seconds a day.

    But maybe I'm wrong. It's been a while since it was stated.
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)23:33 No.18496173
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    bunny mode 5x per day
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:34 No.18496179
    Actually, it was never stated that bunny mode was per day - it might be per scene. We know it drains energy to the point that it has a time limit, but it was never confirmed how fast it regenerates, just that we can only use it for 70 seconds at a time. Teleport and time stop are the explicitly per-day ones.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)23:34 No.18496184
    Huh. Okay then.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:34 No.18496189
    >this guy

    We are hopeless without you, noble Lookout
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:36 No.18496200
    You rule lookout.
    I never picked that up ever though I read it
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:36 No.18496203
    gotta update with guns, PoP dagger, and Lo
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:37 No.18496213
    Is it possible to suplex a tiger?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:38 No.18496225
    Yes. Really stupid, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:38 No.18496227
    We could probably do it
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)23:39 No.18496235
    what we gotta do next, if Tama doesn't immediately take us out, is have Kraus start playing this, specially if we're gonna BREAK HIM.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)23:39 No.18496239
    Like that matters.

    It's also missing the smokescreen, for that. And we've had it from the start.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)23:39 No.18496241
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    You stand up shakily.
    "What did you just say?" you ask.
    "I'm saying that if youre that weak, then Hina should reconsider her choice."
    "NO." you shout out.
    You whip out your Urumi and send the flexible blade hurtling his way.

    **roll for whip sword fightan**
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:40 No.18496244
    rolled 56 = 56


    Eat this.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:40 No.18496247
    rolled 50 = 50

    Oh hell no, he did not just insult our swag and it's validity.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:40 No.18496252
    rolled 95 = 95

    >> dice+1d100 Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:40 No.18496253

    Here come the 1s.
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)23:41 No.18496254
    rolled 45 = 45

    death time.

    i'm prolly gonna get GIMP this weekend, I'll update it then if someone doesn't do it before then.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:41 No.18496255
    rolled 46 = 46

    Dude's trollin' us

    Keep it together. Don't pull a Sagara
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)23:41 No.18496257
    rolled 91 = 91

    "Wrong choice of words, kitty cat."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:41 No.18496259
    rolled 23 = 23

    "I'd say she can chose the one she loves well enough, thank you very much."
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:41 No.18496261

    Also, why have we not used any Drago yet? Yes, this is "mano-a-mano" but Drago is melee specific, and something we made ourself. It's no worse than using the urumi, which we bought.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:41 No.18496263
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:41 No.18496265
    Tama is gonna be in trabble now
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:42 No.18496269
    rolled 38 = 38

    I am a failure.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:43 No.18496285
    rolled 37 = 37

    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:43 No.18496287
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    >my face when I get over 90 on my first roll in MSQ
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:44 No.18496289
    With the urumi, the Drago wouldn't be that effective.

    Drago is best used in direct melee attacks, like if we were using Fists or the urumi in rapier-mode.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:46 No.18496307
    Yeah urumi are weapons for agility and finesse.
    If we were using the knives, fists or a regular sword drago would be worthwhile
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:47 No.18496315
    >Don't understand that whips' power still comes from raw physical force
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:47 No.18496319
    yes it would, it would allow us to do things like rip up the ground with the urumi, WHILE having alot off force behind our attacks.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:49 No.18496329
    A whip is different to how an urumi works.
    A whip can withstand much more pressure than the thin metal of our weapon which if you try to force it too much will break
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:49 No.18496332
    But it's a blade, a lot of force is not required for it to make cuts.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:49 No.18496334

    Urumi works completely differently to a whip, though.

    It's more about sending a fine razor edge along wildly varying trajectories, not raw whippy cracking power. Control is *far* more important than outright strength.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:50 No.18496340
    >do things like rip up the ground with the urumi,

    Get out.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/28/12(Wed)23:53 No.18496369
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    You bring the pain.
    The blade snakes through the air and Tama tries to evade.
    But the flexible ribbon of steel is just too fast.
    You nick him in the torso, a large gash staining his white fur red.

    You pull back for another strike.
    Tama tries to block with his claws.
    The blade snakes through and pierces his shoulder.
    He jumps back.
    "Hah. Found your second wind have you?"
    He runs at you, closing in.
    The flexible blade useless for defense.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:54 No.18496372
    Drago and suplex to leg lock.
    We will make the kitty cry
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:54 No.18496375
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:54 No.18496376
    rolled 48 = 48

    Says you.

    Sweep the legs!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/28/12(Wed)23:54 No.18496379
    rolled 54 = 54

    Time stop, Drago, BUTLER PAWNCH
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)23:55 No.18496389
    rolled 10 = 10

    go invisible, dodge, smokescreen, arm blades assassination
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:55 No.18496390

    8x explosive punch.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:56 No.18496397
    Drago, remember back to our childhood when a martial arts master, in his final days before cancer took him, taught us his secret tiger punching technique.
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:56 No.18496398
    Time Stop, Imbibe Drago, FISTS AND LEG LOCK!
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:56 No.18496399
    i say our next move is to splash our newest potion on the ground and try to trick him into landing in it
    >> Lookout 03/28/12(Wed)23:56 No.18496405
    changing my vote to this.
    a martial arts master who spent lots of time hunting wild animals
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:57 No.18496408
    I thought we learnt not to punch things with Molotov when we had our hand blown off?

    We totally need some gloves that can withstand the explosion so we can do that though
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:58 No.18496430
    I like this.
    Drago punch his lights out then go to >>18496372
    if he is still in the fight
    >> Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)23:59 No.18496441
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    So I herd you guys liked jpeg artifacts.
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)00:00 No.18496457
    also needs the Slider potion
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:01 No.18496468
    son of a bitch

    gonna retype all the lists for consistency if I can manage that

    hang on
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:01 No.18496469
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    >gloves that can withstand the explosion
    Like, say, a pair of white orihalcum-thread gloves?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)00:02 No.18496478
    Something to talk to Jun about.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:03 No.18496492
    Why yes, I was trying to imply that.

    But his gloves aren't explosion proof so I didn't think people would like the idea
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:03 No.18496493
    If memory serves we had some kind of environmental stasis ability in the first thread that was completely forgotten about short thereafter, might want to stick that on there too.
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)00:03 No.18496504
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    or some of his.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:03 No.18496509
    That's a universal ability of all Devices. It's what creates these battle fields.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)00:03 No.18496510
    Damnit, I was starting on that, too. For the flask and potionskin, it wouldn't hurt to list capacities. Not that I can recall the flask's capacity just now.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:04 No.18496524
    It's not so much forgotten, as we've never had to use it.
    Since we're at the Bureau's training academy, they already have safety fields set up whenever we do combat exercises, so we've never had to use our own.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:05 No.18496531
    3 types of liquid 1 liter each
    Wine skin is 2 types ten liters iirc

    That fits the skill better but white gloves suits the butler aesthetic more
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:05 No.18496537
    3 liters.
    3 liquids.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)00:05 No.18496543
    10 total, for the wineskin, I think it is. BRB, archive diving. It's not that old.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:06 No.18496545
    Flask was 3 liquids, 1 liter each.
    Wineskin is 2 liquids, 10 liters combined total between the two liquids.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)00:07 No.18496561
    And I was too slow. Oh well.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:07 No.18496564
    That's still missing slider, which Ryuu just taught us this morning.

    Also, I just had a terrifying thought, if a pointed object pierces something what slows and eventually stops the penetration is friction.

    In other words, applying slider to a piercing weapon would give it outrageously devastating penetrative power.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 03/29/12(Thu)00:07 No.18496566
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    Okay, I've had to move for the last month, month and a half due to shit being up in the air.

    My last MSQ was in the 20's to 30's.

    What do I POSITIVLY NEED TO KNOW to get caught up in like, a minute?
    (Roughly, Nanoha was still Tsu-tsu.)
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:08 No.18496582

    So what if we took a spike pit, covered the blades in slider, and then put rebounder at the bottom?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)00:08 No.18496591
    Everybody died in a massive paradox overflow.
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)00:08 No.18496593
    i think you would be fine just reading the summaries on the archive. right now is just some combat before graduating to advance class.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:09 No.18496605

    You've missed literally half the quest.

    Just go back and read it. 90% of the entertaining isn't in the main story anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:10 No.18496611
    >"This flask can store 3 types of liquid in it at any one time. the maximum for each is a liter. To use, just think of the liquid you want to pour out and it will do just that."

    Flask description
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:10 No.18496612
    HAHAHAHA summarizing this shit in a single minute. You funny. You fucking funny.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:10 No.18496616

    Those are called war-crimes.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:11 No.18496632

    It's worth the time to just read the archives, mate. There's a LOT that would be difficult to summarize and still do justice to.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:12 No.18496641
    You mean, like if we coated our bullets with Slider, we'd get AP ammo capable of punching through most forms of body armor?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:13 No.18496657
    sounds like were gonna be able to shank the ever living crap out of ″inpenetrable~shit.

    i approve of the super shank.

    also off topic but: i vote the next time we get to have a new ability should be something to do with how stupidly awesome our music playing is. alot like bardic magic, and thats something you could already see the beginnings of with how we can make things happen and manipulate emotions on a whim.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:13 No.18496665
    And through the entire world. Zero friction means that something cannot be acted upon by an outside force.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:14 No.18496671
    That would be great for a sniper rifle or an anti tank rifle.

    Test it out with Sousuke over the camping trip
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:14 No.18496674
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    rolled 23 = 23

    Okay, that's it. We've broke this quest. Everyone can go home now.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)00:14 No.18496676
    The stuff's gotta wear off eventually.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:15 No.18496682

    Besides, we need to use it responsibly.

    On Keima.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:15 No.18496684
    Wait, what if we coat Armor-Piercing Discarding Sabot rounds with Slider?
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)00:15 No.18496686
    not through physical impact, but the right kinds of metal could still be affected by magnetic forces.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:16 No.18496691
    We don't need that though, our music already is bardic music level.

    Now if we wanted to have our music affect people and do things like explode or shoot lasers then it would be a good ability

    I still want another mode so we either get a strength, stealth or something else mode
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:16 No.18496696

    For pranks or sex-gel?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:16 No.18496698
    Yeah, after EIGHT SOLID MINUTES OF PLANET PENETRATION AT SUPERSONIC SPEEDS. If we use slider on a weapon, make it a melee weapon, so that we can only put it on the blade/spike portion. That solves the entire problem and gives us an "ignores all durability forever" sharp thing.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)00:16 No.18496701
    We already do that with our music.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:16 No.18496705
    Oh yeah we must use it on Keima
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:17 No.18496707
    Zero friction also means zero stimulation.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)00:17 No.18496713
    Pranks that lead to sex?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:18 No.18496718
    It's rather unlikely that we have enough power to create a zero friction potion, it's just a friction reducer, which still vastly amplifies power.

    Also, even a frictionless item wouldn't continue through objects forever unless it was planar in nature, there's always going to be some force and therefore velocity expended into the object directly in front.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:18 No.18496720
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    ... Does Valaryian Steel exist in MHQ? Slider coated Valaryian Steel...
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:18 No.18496722

    >Put slider on knife blade.
    >Put rebounder on guard.


    >Put slider on blade.
    >Put molotov on handle.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:18 No.18496724
    Except it isn't a true zero friction potion.
    It is near zero friction and we would still get the sensation of being inside
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)00:18 No.18496729
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    You let go of your Urumi and stop time.
    You quickly take out your flask and wine skin.
    you drink a hearty amount of Drago, and coat your left hand with Rebounder, then Molotov.

    You release time. You block Tama's claws with your left arm, as you punch him silly with your right.
    "Jee-*wham*-bus. Howd y-*wham*-ou get so str-*wham*-ong?" he says as you pummel him.
    You pull back your left hand, and punch him with it. At the moment of impact you ignite the Molotov.
    The rebounder sends all of the force of the explosion outwards, most of it straight into his torso.

    He's blasted away quite a distance. But he still manages to get up.
    "haha. Looks like youve still got some fight in you. LET'S SEE HOW YOU FARE AGAINST MY FULL SPEED."

    He runs back towards you. Way faster than before.
    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:19 No.18496739
    Except all force is functionally frictive in nature. In order to make an object zero-friction, it has to majaikally emulate a planar surface.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:19 No.18496741
    I think this is a good idea.

    We also need to make some fudge for Shirou and coat it in slider or rebounder.

    I know I love trolling the poor fuck too much but it is just too funny
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:20 No.18496743

    As a gay man: Nope.

    First of all, you can still SQUEEZE.
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)00:20 No.18496747
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)00:20 No.18496748
    Guess we have no choice but to BUNNY MODO

    And then the tweets will start again.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:20 No.18496753
    rolled 76 = 76

    Coat our arm with slider and knife-hand a hole through his torso.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:20 No.18496754
    well, there's the issue that you can't easily access the part that hits the enemy since it's contained inside the sabot (which is basically a shell around the arrow you're actually shooting which allows it to take advantage of the rifling in the barrel)
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:20 No.18496755
    He wants speed, we'll show him speed. Bunny mode on, BunnyDrago activate. We have 70 seconds of superspeed and superstrength.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:20 No.18496761
    i was really thinking along those lines actually.

    for example in oriental mythology, music can influence the nature of the universe and can make things happpen. for example if you were sad it would rain, or if you were extremely pissed off, you could throw spectral arrows or swords or shit like that using the right chord. but you have to be really good, alot like hayate actually.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:20 No.18496765
    Bunny mode.
    Then sweep or suplex and leg lock
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)00:21 No.18496766
    not really no. if something is solid enough, and blocks the bullet squarely enough itll still stop the bullet.
    Momentum can be cancelled even if theres no friction.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:21 No.18496771
    Listen, that's cool and all, but lube is lower-friction. Zero friction literally means it's impossible to stimulate.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:21 No.18496772
    Wait for him to be right up us, pause time, step to the side, stick out leg, and then unstop time.

    He mocks us one way, we can mock him in another.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:21 No.18496773

    Dump slider on ground.

    Timestop TORO!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:21 No.18496780
    We got Nanoha and Hina, but people are still on the fence about Keima.
    Futureyate very likely knocked up Perrine, but we don't know that in-character, and it's equally likely that LG is just trolling us.
    Gai may be Hayate's brother in disguise, but again we don't know that in-character.
    We beat Mio in a fight and she wants Hayate to be her wife.
    The Emprah himself showed up to Nanoha's birthday party - he was a total bro.
    Shirou was kidnapped by Wonka after digging too greedily and too deep into fudge. We rescued him.
    Got T-Rex and Panda familiars from constructs.
    The combat trials we're currently going through are basically our finals before we head on over to the advanced classes.
    Keima is Austin Powers. You cannot unsee this.
    We won a bet with Erica and forced her to wear some super-frilly poofy dress for three days. She acted cute to troll us, and we counter-trolled by playing into it. It was so cute it actually made Sakura sick.

    That's all the really important stuff I can think of.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:22 No.18496785
    Were you the one telling us that your boyfriend blew you while you were reading this?

    If so have you stopped that because of him doing spit takes?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:22 No.18496792
    No, it can't. All blocking is still a macro-scale frictive force. I can accept that as a bullshitted in-universe pseudoscience explanation, but anything truly zero-friction cannot be acted upon by any outside force.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:22 No.18496793

    There are other physical forces in the universe than friction, you dumb, dumb bastard.

    The lube only stops friction.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)00:23 No.18496802
    >Keima is Austin Powers
    All of my hate. Also: It ain't true till LG says it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:25 No.18496818
    All physical forces are either micro or macro scale frictive forces. It's cool that you don't understand this, but don't presume to correct me. Mirco-scale friction is where ridges and walls on a surface or particle collide with ridges and walls on another surface or particle. Macro-scale is when an object collides with another object. They're literally the same force, just on difference scales.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:25 No.18496819
    Except we already said it isn't a zero friction potion. No one could make something like that without resorting to massive dimensional fuckery

    This is like lube x 1000 slippery but not total removal of friction

    Sakura also faced off against pharaoh in a Yugi battle.
    She lost patience and fiery boomed him

    And we beat Jared in a Pokemon battle
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 03/29/12(Thu)00:25 No.18496820

    Got what I needed to know.

    Not to mention you have to deal with more exertion to ensure you don't pop out completely with each pull...

    Bunnymode timestop T-Rex Butler Action Time.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:26 No.18496827
    stop time again and cover him in molotov and cover the ground in slider and the trees in rebounder then climb a tree
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:26 No.18496828

    >Keima is Austin Powers

    That's yet another reason not to let him drink.

    If he learnt to hold his liquor, he might go that way.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:27 No.18496849
    This guy is right. All physical interactions are either friction or gravity. The point, though, is that doesn't matter, since this isn't true zero-friction, it's just a magic potion that makes things slippery.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:28 No.18496863

    >Keima is Austin Powers. You cannot unsee this.

    "Do I make you horney baby?"
    "Who the fuck gave you alcohol?"
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)00:29 No.18496871
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    >don't presume to correct me."

    This is a game, no graduate physics.
    cut it out, all of you, your neckbeards are showing.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:29 No.18496879
    Time Stop, coat the ground in front of Tama with Slider, switch to Bunny Mode, then release time.
    Then have him slide into our waiting fist.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:29 No.18496883
    also: we aquired the dagger of time from prince of persia by beating max while the both of us were covered in bitches and exuding more swag then reality should have been able to handle.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:30 No.18496887
    >Implying electromagnetism is friction or gravity
    >Implying the strong or weak nuclear forces are friction or gravity
    I suspect you mean 'contact force' not 'physical force'.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:30 No.18496892
    You know if our gender swap potion did make a femyate to appear we have the greatest challenge yet.

    Swag ourselves before we are swagged by ourself
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)00:30 No.18496898
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    "You want speed? I'll show you speed."
    'Kraus BUNNYMODE, ON'
    you transform into bunnymode.
    You feel lighter and much much faster.

    Tama doesnt have the bloodlust he had earlier... but still just as threatening.
    He runs for you and you evade, you are a fraction faster than he is.

    AACTUALLY... IIRC the manga author gave him the neck frill jsut because of austin powers.

    i think i read that somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:31 No.18496907
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    Oh man I missed physicstalk.

    Oh well probably for the best

    Think this is errything
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:32 No.18496909
    I could see Keima being his son actually.
    That's why he plays dating sims rather than going outside
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:32 No.18496915
    You, sir, are a true physicsbro. In all seriousness, though, impact, pressure, grip, and all manner of tactile stimulation are only possible via friction.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:32 No.18496922
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    Cannot. Unsee.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:33 No.18496929

    That'd be a terrifying and hilarious thought - that your school uniform was designed for it's resemblance to Austin Powers.

    Best school ever, in several ways.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:33 No.18496931
    No, you're still missing the Assassin's Creed armblades.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:34 No.18496939
    rolled 62 = 62

    Friction is electromagnetism. There's no actual physical contact between atoms when you're just rubbing your hands together, it's all just negative electromagnetic fields repelling each other. Friction is electromagnetism is the contact force.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:34 No.18496943
    haha fuck

    those are a secret obviously
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:35 No.18496953
    Wrist blades, massage gear, titanium jock, (borrowed) books suggested by Yuki.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:35 No.18496959
    Yeah the DaVinci blades.

    On that note LG do ours have the poison delivery system in them? Since they were called DaVinci blades instead of arm blades we sort of assumed they do
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:36 No.18496964
    >Friction is electromagnetism
    That's cool and all but it doesn't address my point that electromagnetism is not friction. Friction is a subset of electromagnetism.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:36 No.18496967
    Ok enough arguing about science go to /sci/ if you really want to continue your slap fight.

    Most of us honestly don't care either way how it works just that it does
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:37 No.18496971
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    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:38 No.18496973

    If we have speed on our side, even for the moment, bring the Urumi back into play. It's proven itself effective so far.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:38 No.18496974
    List of weapons/direct combat things only.

    I'd add the armblades if I hadn't already closed the window and only saved the jpeg, they'll go on next time
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:38 No.18496980
    >Most of us honestly don't care either way how it works just that it does
    Honestly, the argument is just semantics anyway. If we just say slider makes things super-slippery/super-slick instead of zero-friction, nobody will care.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)00:38 No.18496984
    >Keima has the cravat because Austin Powers
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:38 No.18496986
    I really like the idea that Keima is Austin's son

    We could get so many shenanigans from it
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:39 No.18496991
    >Implying a titanium jockstrap isn't one of the most important combat items for a male.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:40 No.18497000
    Since we're just a little faster, and stronger, than Tama, engage him directly with fists and get him into a leg lock.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:40 No.18497002
    You are correct. Friction : Electromagnetism :: Square : Rectangle. Thank you for clarifying/correcting me.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:40 No.18497006
    But that is already what it does.
    This whole argument sprang from someone trying to go further than the given explanation
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)00:40 No.18497009
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    You see his eyes.
    YOu don't like what you're seeing in them.
    "haaaaaah.. Pretty bunny." he says.
    He jumps at you.
    You try and back away but a root trips you and you fall on your back.
    He gets on top oh you.

    ROLL EM.

    yes. they have a delivery system. then can store about 200ml in each.
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)00:41 No.18497011
    rolled 59 = 59

    death by stripes, here we come
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:42 No.18497015
    rolled 40 = 40

    Rolling for shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:42 No.18497016
    rolled 65 = 65

    NO! It's that fat Greek in the alleys of Shibuya all over again!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:42 No.18497017
    rolled 93 = 93


    SHIIIIT. Roll and kick him off!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:42 No.18497018
    rolled 31 = 31

    Girly time
    Scream "KYAAAAAAAH" and flail wildly while beating him half to death
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:42 No.18497019
    rolled 2 = 2

    Okay, now we do the leg-lock.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)00:42 No.18497021
    His father is never shown in the manga.
    I like this idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:42 No.18497023
    rolled 49 = 49

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:42 No.18497025
    rolled 81 = 81

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:43 No.18497030

    ...the hell? How did it not post my email Dice?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:43 No.18497031
    rolled 99 = 99

    We are a superstrength bunny, we got this.
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)00:43 No.18497032
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    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:44 No.18497035
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:44 No.18497038
    rolled 53 = 53

    Wait, this means we can inject Molotov into people's blood. And then blow them up from the inside out.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:44 No.18497041

    Yeah, we good.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:45 No.18497045
    Hells yes
    This >>18497018
    For maximum hilarity
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 03/29/12(Thu)00:45 No.18497048
    Nut shot.

    >/tg/ Dice! HEED THE CALL!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:45 No.18497051
    True that.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:45 No.18497055
    We so got this.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:46 No.18497057
    Dice, broseph, not roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:46 No.18497059
    Among other things yes

    LG just handed us a very very powerful tool
    >> dice+1d100 Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 03/29/12(Thu)00:46 No.18497061
    fuck, forgot to roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:47 No.18497069
    rolled 58 = 58

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:47 No.18497072
    Put 'dice+1d100' in your email field, all lower-case.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)00:47 No.18497073
    I find myself quite okay with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:48 No.18497079

    You have no manner of luck at all today, do you friend?
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/29/12(Thu)00:48 No.18497081
    What, what would happen then if we injected Slider into people's blood? Would the the cells go faster? Stop them from receiving oxygen?

    Also we need to create a liguid form of gummyBEARS. and use that with the DaVinci blades.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:48 No.18497083
    ...why does everyone want to leglock, anyway?

    How can we add this to our harem?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:48 No.18497087
    rolled 14 = 14

    Let me help you with that.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 03/29/12(Thu)00:49 No.18497088

    I know, it's just been a while.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:49 No.18497090
    rolled 100 = 100


    That...that's a good roll, right? Or at least decent?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:49 No.18497095
    We have plans for BEAR pots already.

    Other options can be poisons, slowing potions etc
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:49 No.18497096
    rolled 2 = 2

    happened in the animu
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:49 No.18497098
    Is this the actual instructor or a projection like the tournament?

    If projection, do the poisoned armblades. Use molotov. Then clear some distance, wipe off the excess, and DETONATE.

    Otherwise, just stab him in the kidneys at point blank. You can repair those I'm sure, and a kidney hit is unimaginably painful.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:49 No.18497099
    rolled 5 = 5

    dang yo
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)00:50 No.18497100
    It's a thing from the source of Hayate, Tama, and Hina, it seems.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:50 No.18497103
    And Tama may well be neutered here
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:50 No.18497104

    AHAHAHA, Oh, the dice are really fucking with us today.

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:50 No.18497107
    At this point it's acceptable to laugh at you, right?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)00:50 No.18497108
    58's okay, but a 100 is far better.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:50 No.18497109
    rolled 73 = 73

    It was decent but that last one there was pretty good.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:50 No.18497110
    rolled 24 = 24

    >>18497090 nat 100
    >>18497096 2
    >>18497099 5

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:51 No.18497115
    Actual agent.

    I am more for the idea >>18497018 posted because I think it would be hilarious
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:51 No.18497118
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    ...Holy fuck, I forget to take off the dice roll, and this happens? Somebody up there likes us.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)00:51 No.18497121
    Tama's a field agent, not an instructor, but it is actually him, yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:52 No.18497127

    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 03/29/12(Thu)00:53 No.18497132
    rolled 91, 68 = 159


    I fucking give up.

    Fuck you very much, Dice Gods.

    *Sigh...* Yes, yes it is.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)00:53 No.18497137
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    "GET OFF!" you yell as you push him off.
    You jump up from under him and wrap your legs around his neck.
    You deliver a brutal reverse frankensteiner and drive his head into the ground.

    You win.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:53 No.18497138
    Hayate is become more and more of an assassin every upgrade we get.

    >Timestop + knives; there's no reason we can't just stab them directly in the throat or heart for an I win button unless they can break timestop or recover for such terrible injuries

    >Invisibility; do I even need to explain?

    >Potions; I think you mean "Poisons"

    >Hidden blades with a poison resivoir; once again explanations needed?

    >Molotov; get a person drunk, convert blood alcohol to molotov... BOOM.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:53 No.18497139
    rolled 1 = 1

    hey guys look at my one
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 03/29/12(Thu)00:54 No.18497144
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    WHAT THashsddhgaghwerdgahsudh AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:54 No.18497151
    We should be more careful with our sexiness.

    Tiger rape is no fun.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:55 No.18497160
    wait, have we ever actually used invisiblity?
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)00:56 No.18497161
    a time or two, yeah.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:56 No.18497162
    Cool 1d1OO bro
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:56 No.18497164
    rolled 8 = 8

    Is… is this a stealth HUE? Are you ending the thread early? Did we butthurt too much?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:56 No.18497165

    No, not ever that I can recall.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:56 No.18497167
    Last fight is going to be Mike. We're going to need to go all out, because he's not going to pull any punches this time.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:56 No.18497168

    So my inadvertent re-roll didn't count? Aw....
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:57 No.18497173
    No he just needs to hurry up and get to the Mike fight so we can get our ass kicked.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:57 No.18497174
    Cool but anticlimactic.

    Was hoping LG was in a trolling mood today
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:57 No.18497181
    Ok we need neko mode next
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:59 No.18497191

    Looks like no HUEHUEHUE... For now.
    Annnnddd there we go.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:59 No.18497193

    Nah. We've got this great bunny motif going the whole way through. Best to stick with that.

    Also, the last time we did the nekomimi outfit, it was while being tied up, whipped and dominated by Erica. So yeah.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)00:59 No.18497197
    question...why havent we used Invisibility to see what Keima dose during the day... he cant just play games all day...
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:00 No.18497200
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    rolled 97 = 97

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:00 No.18497202
    Actually I was hoping he took the act girly joke

    Mainly because it could of lead to some sweet trolling with Erica p
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:00 No.18497205

    He's in classes during the day. Like us.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 03/29/12(Thu)01:01 No.18497210
    rolled 99, 19 = 118


    Because Mojo beats Swag, all day, erry day
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:01 No.18497211
    Our class, in fact. His seat is next to ours.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)01:01 No.18497212
    He's... in class with us during the day.

    And, yes, he can.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:01 No.18497213
    It was one of our plans from ages back though.
    We were going to get the whole menagerie of nekomimi outfits suited to different tasks
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:01 No.18497216
    Because that ain't our style.

    And yes he can.
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)01:01 No.18497219
    because when we aren't in classes we're busy with actual harem management.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:02 No.18497223

    For our next potion, we use belladonna and arsenic, with the memories of how badly we wanted the pain to stop.

    It'll give us something that will cause death very, very quickly.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)01:02 No.18497230
    It was a plan of a few people, from what I could tell.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:03 No.18497232
    He also has the ability to track Kraus and detect people within a certain range to an extent that we don't fully know.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:04 No.18497236
    Yeah I just figured it would be something worth bringing up.

    And I like tormenting Hayate a bit much
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:05 No.18497247
    So we need it, yeah.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)01:07 No.18497264
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    You walk up to the bleachers as Tama walks up the other side.
    HIna and Erica aren't there and are fighting again.
    The idol trio that came to watch meet you.
    "That was great Niichan! You were so cool!" the twins say.
    "You looked so cute in that frilly dress! Miki wants to see it again!" the blonde adds.
    "Err thanks." you say as you make your way towards the nearest empty seat.
    The trio promptly seat themselves around you.
    "Soo uhh you came to watch huh?" you ask them
    "Yeah! We have nothing to do until our lessons start on Monday anyway!"
    "And Iori is being a pain again, so we're staying out of the dorms." the twins add.
    You settle yourself in to watch the action.

    [ ]Hina
    [ ]Erica
    [ ]Kenji
    [ ]Sousuke
    [ ]Negi
    [ ]Ichika
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:07 No.18497273
    Now, I was originally thinking that maybe our menagerie of familiars is getting too big, especially with our desire to get a wolf, a dingo, a fox, a raven, a kangaroo, and a shark.
    But then I remembered we're a Goddamned BUTLER, and a butler is the in charge of the household staff.
    So, yes, being in charge of a vast number of staff members like a Pokemon Master is perfectly in line with our Butler aesthetic.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:08 No.18497275

    Hina and then Erica. They're our girls, we should make sure we know how they're faring.
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)01:08 No.18497277
    [x] Kenji
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:08 No.18497278
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:08 No.18497280
    Hina or Erica, whichever seems to be in a more tense moment currently.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:08 No.18497282
    Hina then Erica
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:08 No.18497286
    rolled 86 = 86

    Sousuke, Kenji, Hina/Erica in that order of priority.

    Sousuke for tactical military awesomeness, Kenji for him yelling about feminists at random times and our girls because they're our girls.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:08 No.18497289
    then Hina, Sousuke, Kenji, Negi, Ichika.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:09 No.18497298
    >Erica so even if we lose we still fight all three opponents? huh.

    Also Erica then Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:09 No.18497299
    rolled 30 = 30

    Negi. I want to see how the boy's doing.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)01:09 No.18497300
    You forgot the becaped lion.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:10 No.18497310
    You're right! I think we should name him Charles. And he should be English.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:10 No.18497311

    wasn't erica defeated?

    or is it this is just an exam?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:11 No.18497320
    I think he should be named Leo Lionel the Lion-Hearted. And that he should be completely oblivious to the joke, no matter how much anyone tries to explain it to him.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:11 No.18497321
    Idols around us.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:11 No.18497322

    It's a series of tests, not an elimination tournament.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:11 No.18497323
    Vote Hina then Erica.

    If Erica fails two battles in a row, she's going to be devastated. I hope she wins.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:12 No.18497328
    This is a practical final exam. You have to fight all 3 fights, win or lose.
    Mike said they're going to take the combat data and the Advanced instructors are going to tailor the next set of classes to them.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:13 No.18497336
    Shit, you're right. But where to?
    Gai? Amazoness? Keima, maybe?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:13 No.18497342
    Why? they're our new friends, leaving them by themselves in a new place would be rude.

    Plus with them sitting around Hayate it means the only place left is our lap, which is where Erica and Hina will most likely promptly seat themselves when they return.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:13 No.18497344
    would be cool if we motivate erica/hina to get more wins.

    winner wins another date or something.

    ......well ok maybe not a date because its unfair for ursula an nano.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:15 No.18497358
    I think they're aware that we aren't going to do anything and ladies surrounding us is just our natural state. Keep our hands to ourself and try not to swag them even more. Sure they might pop onto our lap and kiss us to make sure the Idols are aware of our relationship but we ought to get through it OK.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:16 No.18497363
    You know, way back when, we never finished giving Erica and Ursula that massage.
    We should rectify that at our next opportunity.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:17 No.18497376
    *without* Vanilla candles, this time.

    Giving Hina one too would be good. She can get stressed easily.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:19 No.18497386
    We need to grow more arms.



    Have them massage each other
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:19 No.18497390
    Let's give a massage to the first of our girls out of their simulation, then switch to the other when they're out. They could probably use a massage after their fights.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 03/29/12(Thu)01:20 No.18497394
    rolled 64, 78 = 142


    Should we give Erica a potato scented candle?

    INB4 "How Many Candles Can we fit in a B-52" for nostalga's sake
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:21 No.18497405
    >potato scented candle
    She enjoys eating potatoes, not fetishizing them. Don't try to flanderize her or, if you do, flanderize something more true, like being roguishly lustful.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)01:21 No.18497410
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    After comments from LG, I've redone the shitty uniform recoloring I did. And now I'm off for the night. Good lucky, guys.

    Don't be ridiculous, this isn't SWQ.
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)01:21 No.18497411
    >massage each other.

    here comes the lesbionics again. see you guys in an hour.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:22 No.18497415

    "You know, we never did finish that massage."
    "That's alright. I mean, we couldn't very well force you to keep going under the circumstances."
    "Not important. What's important is that after a day like this, you'll probably want one."
    "Wait, what happened last time?"
    "Oh, I had a nervous breakdown half-way through because of repressed childhood trauma."
    "What? Is that why you haven't told me about your past?"
    "Mostly. I wanted to spare you the horrible details, but then I realized my life prior to the Bureau consists of nothing but horrible details."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:22 No.18497424
    As one of the guys who sat in there discussing all this I think it is a big crazy to have all the pets.

    But so many of the ideas were too cool like the French grey fox ( because hayate has no clue that they are American region only ) the kangaroo tf2 sniper and the KSK big boss wolf are far too awesome for me to even consider passing them up now

    Also the regal lionbro being named >>18497320 would be awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:23 No.18497427
    And a bike!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)01:23 No.18497428
    Fffff Gorramn quote fail.

    Second part of that was at >>18497394
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 03/29/12(Thu)01:24 No.18497433
    rolled 85, 69 = 154


    >Erica not having the weirdest fetishes FUCKING EVER.

    >Laughing Whores.jpeg

    For all we know one of these times she'll come to bed dressed up like Violet Beauregard.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:24 No.18497436
    What would a potato scented candle even smell like?
    I think a chocolate scented candle would be good though
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:24 No.18497439
    That blue isn't nearly blue enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:25 No.18497448
    Agree, needs glow effects.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:25 No.18497449
    Then let's adapt it.
    How many Erica's can we fit in bed with hayate?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:27 No.18497464
    >doesn't fetishize potatoes

    We could probably get Hina a potato-theme strapon and we'd walk in on them going at it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:28 No.18497471
    ... Doppleganger potion time!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:28 No.18497474

    Some part of me wants you to be proven wrong.

    Soon a list is compiled behind our backs:

    >Harem Guidelines:
    >No scented candles. Ever.
    >Do not question the Bike thing.
    >Do not allow Keima to drink.
    >No, really. He gets british and weird.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:28 No.18497475
    Erica would literally eat it.

    Now if we got Hina a potato themed dress we would walk in on erica gone nuts on her

    Possibly while wearing death by frills
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:28 No.18497476
    How many Hayates can we fit in an Erica?

    How many Ericas can we fit in a Hayate?

    We'll need a duplicator and genderbender potions to find out.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:28 No.18497479
    And here I thought all the other reasonable people had gone to bed.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:28 No.18497481
    >How many Erica's
    Does Ursula count?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:29 No.18497485
    Given she is her identical twin yes
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:29 No.18497486
    We've gotten him drunk already and he didn't Austin Powers at us at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:29 No.18497488
    >gets British and weird

    No, he gets sexually confused and aggressive. Remember?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:30 No.18497492

    you guys and your tron fetishes.

    stop it. an aircraft might mistake us for a landing beacon when walking at night
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)01:30 No.18497494
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    >Erica Hina
    You watch your girlfriends fights in tunrs.
    Hina is up against a guy with thick glasses and using weird shit as weapons.
    You see him thow chains, fire hydrants, knives axes, and all sorts of other things from inside his sleeves.
    All that's missing is the kitchen sink.

    Hina ducks and dives to avoid the unusual projectiles. she sends a couple of shockwaves towards her opponent.


    Erica is fighting in the sky again.
    She's up against a girl with red hair and weird red armor, she's wielding a pair of weird guns that fire blue lasers.
    The girl's legs are encased in machinery not unlike Erica's own striker units.
    The two of them exchange shots across the sky.

    "I come up here to watch your fight and I find you surrounded by girls." Mio says as she interrupts your watching, "What a bad wife you are."
    "Wife? Niichan is a wife?" one of the twins ask
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:30 No.18497500
    Depends how small we make them

    Giantess fetish thread go!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:31 No.18497511
    >Girls getting clingy.
    >Toss a baked potato at Hina.
    >Erica makes flying leap.
    >Sneak out while they're distracted.
    >Forget why we needed to escape because lesbians.
    >Go back and join in.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:31 No.18497512
    >"What a bad wife you are."
    "Should I turn my friends away? Is your hangover better now, dear?"
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:31 No.18497513
    As much as I'd like to say I'm not, honestly I am. I cook, clean, cherish and spoil my ladies. Also this one uses me as a walking bar.

    No Kenji/Sousuke?
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 03/29/12(Thu)01:32 No.18497515
    rolled 49, 91 = 140


    >He needs to turn into a goose.

    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)01:32 No.18497521
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    I'm guessing Agent P won't like us putting his idols and the major together.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:33 No.18497526
    This one.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:33 No.18497532
    >Is your hangover better now, dear?
    HAHAHA that is just the right amount of trollsy, and Mio will totally roll with it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:33 No.18497533
    Hello Major.
    These are some new recruits I met the other day, Miki, Ami and Mami.

    Girls this is Major Mio Sakamoto hero of Japan from her dimension
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:34 No.18497538

    "Nothing unusual about being surrounded by friends, Major. Even a 'wife' is allowed to have them. Come to watch the fights?"

    Maybe have Kraus materialize some appropriate viewing beverages and snacks.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:34 No.18497539

    "Nope. Girls, this is the Major. Major, these are some friends I made the other day."

    Give her a look that says 'yes friends, and that goes for you as well'.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:35 No.18497543
    Seconding this one. We are unflappable.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)01:35 No.18497559
    I'll probably mess with the blue another day.

    >glow effects
    Die in a fire. I'm far too lazy for shit like that.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:35 No.18497561
    I get who Hina's opponent is, but who is Erica fighting? I'm not catching the reference.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:36 No.18497568
    Friends doesn't really matter, she already said if she wanted us she would just take us
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:36 No.18497569
    The major has claimed as for a wife.
    Hopefully jokingly.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)01:36 No.18497571
    Reaed. The. Archives.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:37 No.18497579
    Do this
    Please LG it is perfect
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:37 No.18497583
    We are playin because that is crazy blue.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:38 No.18497592
    Mio thinks we would make a good wife.

    She has also already talked to the girls about how much it would cost her to join in

    They were joking but they did notice she was interested slightly
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 03/29/12(Thu)01:38 No.18497593
    rolled 15, 93 = 108


    Ehhh... Later.

    Also, Kraus needs to whip up fancy jap tea stuffs.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:38 No.18497595

    Wait, is this another 80 to 90's cartoon that I somehow missed? :sigh: At least I managed to catch Transformers sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:39 No.18497602
    Nah if she drinks it is alcohol or coffee with alcohol
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:39 No.18497606
    Ranma 1/2, I have no clue who Erica is up against though.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:41 No.18497627
    >Also, Kraus needs to whip up fancy jap tea stuffs.
    That's a funny way to spell 'sake,' 'liquor,' and 'booze.'
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:42 No.18497630

    Yeah, I caught the Ranma 1/2 part just fine, it's the last part that puzzles me.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:42 No.18497632

    You just know that Mio's going to accidentally walk in on genderbent sexytimes with the girls at some point, and we'll Never hear the end of it.
    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 03/29/12(Thu)01:43 No.18497648
    rolled 5, 48 = 53


    This is SakaBroto.

    >What did you THINK I meant?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:45 No.18497663
    rolled 86 = 86

    Mousse turns into a duck, not a goose.

    And I don't get the reference regarding Erica's fight either.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:45 No.18497668
    She will walk in and decide that she really wants in most likely

    Remember she liked us from when she met us in SWD and liked how we looked in her clothes
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)01:46 No.18497681
    Eh, it was really just a quick color swap, based on what I'd already used. Have you a suggestion, then?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:48 No.18497690
    No it looks pretty cool and future
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)01:49 No.18497698
    i think it looks pretty good.
    what's the original from?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:50 No.18497708
    Infinite Stratos. Generic harem animu with silly flying robot chairs.
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)01:51 No.18497719
    is there any anime that's not generic in some way?
    only slightly trolling.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)01:52 No.18497734
    I think they're TSAB uniforms, LG posted it when asked what the uniforms actually look like, with color notes that I completely fucked up the first time, and got closer on the second go. This is the third.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:53 No.18497743
    She walks in on it
    "whoa, Hayate, didn't know you were a girl"
    "I'm not! This is just a potion I was trying out! You can't tell anyone about this!"
    "Oh? And what are you offering to buy my silence?"
    *slowly pushes blankets aside*
    "Ahahaha! Now you really are my wife!"

    And the rest of the girls just watched and fapped.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)01:54 No.18497751
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    "Ah, these are new recruits i met the other day. Is your hangover better now, dear?" you tell the major.
    "Much better, dear wife." She sits down in your lap.
    "Girls, this is major Sakamoto Mio. Major, these are Ami, Mami and Miki." you make the introductions unfazed.

    "So, you girls are also gonna start Basic?" she asks the trio.
    "Yep. Miki is gonna be the best magical girl ever!" Miki states.
    "I see. You'll be in class with my girls then." she says.
    "Nee, nee, is Niichan really your wife?" the twins ask her.
    "Yes. Yes he is. That's what I have decided upon. Hahahaha!"
    The major's laughing causes her to wriggle around in your lap.

    You try and take your attention away from her firm butt and continue watching the fights.

    Hina ducks under a huge weight and a set of barbels thrown at her.
    'And there's the kitchen sink.' you think to yourself as you see one appear from inside the man's sleeves.
    She swats it away with her sword.
    She advances on him. The sand of the desert they are fighting in being thrown up.

    Erica dodges around a volley of blue lasers and pops off a few shots of her own.
    Her opponent summons a pair of weird machines that fly near her on either side. These fire blue lasers in a spread continually.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:54 No.18497757
    Somehow I think that actually would work.

    Especially if we were a girl for it
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)01:55 No.18497767
    approaching the danger zone, get the major off before either of the girls finish
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:55 No.18497776
    Yep looks like she is angling for a spot
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:56 No.18497779


    >> Gundrium !EorQ25Gak. 03/29/12(Thu)01:56 No.18497785
    rolled 95, 67 = 162

    Ah, fuck.

    I got to rest, guys.

    See you, space cowboy.

    .. But I do really need sleep. 2 in the morning here.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:56 No.18497789
    I... think I see what you did there?

    Did you mean to do that?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:56 No.18497792
    I honestly don't think we could.

    She is here to troll and there she is going to stay.
    I sort of expected this after Nanoha's birthday though
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)01:57 No.18497799
    only realized how perfectly innuendo that was after i hit submit. either way would work though.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:57 No.18497800
    "Now, now, Major. You remember the deal with Erica and Ursula."
    And try to get her out of our lap. While funny as it is, we don't want to give Hina and Erica one more thing they have to worry about, when they still have another fight left to go.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)01:59 No.18497814
    And I was quite wrong. Oh well.

    Man. Erica is being seriously outclassed in gear. But seriously, who is she fighting?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)01:59 No.18497819
    I like the idea of them finishing their fights and coming out to see the girls all over us like stray cats

    Can picture Erica and Hina trying to shoo them away
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:00 No.18497828
    A character from cosmic burst if I am not mistaken
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:00 No.18497833
    You do know that if you actually want anything from me you're going to have to consult with the others.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:00 No.18497835
    Cosmic Break, I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:01 No.18497841

    This. Erica especially is having a rough time after losing her first fight and possibly losing this fight, she's going to look for any opportunity to let off steam. Let's make sure it's not us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)02:01 No.18497850
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    That would be Crimrose from cosmicbreak.
    A game about robots and moebots duking it out in space
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:03 No.18497858
    Heh we could use a moebot minion.
    Like a little Chibi Erica that tags along
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:03 No.18497863
    >Erica and Hina finish a rough fight and look forward to collapsing over us as we tend their every need
    >They arrive
    >Sakamoto and other girls taking up all available spots
    >"I can't help it! I just did it again I can't stop it!"
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:03 No.18497864

    Also, we can not so subtly hint that our heart wouldn't be broken if they excluded Mio.

    Because she scares us, just a little bit.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:03 No.18497865
    In the event we fail to move them though we need to do our best "help me" expression
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:04 No.18497868

    Oh! That game! Cosmo something something. An alright game. If I had to guess, she's fighting one of the female robots that specialize in air combat.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:05 No.18497885

    >"I'm trying... I just... can't stop...."
    >"God help me I can't..."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:05 No.18497886
    Cosmic Break. Was good in beta, but now it's just pay to win.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/29/12(Thu)02:05 No.18497887
    Seems like a very uneven match. Is it because she's not Perrine?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:06 No.18497890
    That is rather rude though, and we don't mind Mio just she is a bit more forward than most
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)02:06 No.18497893
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    Hina's fight moves towards a clump of palm trees around a small Oasis.
    Her shockwaves forcing the enemy back little by little.

    Erica rolls around the green lasers. and shoots down one of the machines.
    She pulls out a grenade and attempts to throw it at her opponent.
    The girl in red blows it up midair.

    >try and get the major off you.
    "Sakamoto-san. I'll be hard pressed to watch the fights with you sitting in my lap like this."
    "Ohohoho.. I can already feel something hard pressing against me." She wiggles in your lap a bit more.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]bait her with alchohol
    [ ]let her stay
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:08 No.18497906
    rolled 16 = 16


    [x]Bait her with hangover cure
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)02:08 No.18497908
    [x] bait with alcohol. drago toss her if necessary.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:08 No.18497909
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:08 No.18497910
    [x] let her stay
    Erica will pull her off, take her spot, and shenanigans will ensue.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:08 No.18497912
    Bait her with alcohol.

    As much as I would like to let her stay this isn't the time or place for it
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:08 No.18497917
    "If you get off, I wouldn't be opposed to serving a proper viewing drink for you."

    Intentional phrasing.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:08 No.18497921
    fffffuck that picture is cute

    let her stay
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:09 No.18497924
    wouldn't it be good to do a strip show for our girls?

    excluding nano ofcourse

    When I walk in the spot, this is what I see
    Everybody stops and they staring at me
    I got a passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it...
    I'm sexy and I know it~

    Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah
    Wiggle, wig-

    [door slams open]

    Mio: hey guys i heard you got a party going on so i brought the witche-.


    yeah yeah yeah~
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:09 No.18497927
    You can stay, but you're going to have to answer to the girls if you go over the line, the Ace of Aces, Hina, the White Devil and a very creative engineer.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:09 No.18497930
    [x]bait her with alchohol
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:09 No.18497933

    "Alright, you can stay, but don't blame me for anything that happens afterwords."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:09 No.18497937
    rolled 73 = 73


    They'll just assume it's our fault again.

    Which it quite is.
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)02:10 No.18497945
    tell her its the titanium jockstrap she feels.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:10 No.18497949

    Combine these.

    "You think of instead all the people I'd WANT to Swag, I'd pick Mio? She scares me. And not in a fun way. In a 'Bueno' way."
    "Firstly, I don't want to know what you meant by that last bit. Secondly, 'want to swag'?"
    "I mean like, out of everyone, why her?"
    "You say that like you have a shopping list already written."
    "I don't! I was only considering preferably alternatives to Mio."
    "And there are plenty of attractive women on the list."
    "As well as a dancing rape cactus, and anybody pretentious enough to wear an ascot."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)02:11 No.18497951
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    Move to the TW server.
    A lot of the pay2win bots in the US version are buyable with in-game gold there.
    more than half of the international players moved there when it opened.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:11 No.18497953
    No have to keep that a secret, absolutely vital that no one knows we are wearing it or it loses its purpose.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:11 No.18497955
    I hate that commercial, and I hate you for bringing it in here.

    We can let her stay on the condition she stops the foreplay. I'd welcome her to the group, but it needs a vote and we're not gonna cheat.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:11 No.18497958
    I said Hina, I just didn't have any intimidating nicknames to give to her.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:11 No.18497960
    Well it is less our fault this time because the major is pretty predatory where we are concerned

    Probably have to talk to the girls about it later on
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)02:12 No.18497969
    if we can't get her off we need to at least be wearing the rape whistle when erica and hina finish, so erica knows we at least tried.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:12 No.18497970

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:13 No.18497972
    [x] bait her away
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:13 No.18497973

    "That would be the Titanium jock-strap."

    Bait her awaaaay.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:13 No.18497979
    Good plan.

    See if we can bribe her off with booze and if that fails tell her she needs to talk to the girls about it and we wear the rape whistle
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:13 No.18497980
    lost it
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:13 No.18497981
    She will recognize the whistle. It may be worth a try
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:14 No.18497993
    Hopefully it works as more than a dinner bell for us.
    Never seemed to do NGAF any favours
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:15 No.18498003
    Wait doesn't Jakob have our rape whistle?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:16 No.18498015
    >Erica just finished her round
    >baiting Sakamoto away will look like baiting her ON
    You guys....
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:17 No.18498028
    She hasn't finished yet
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:17 No.18498030

    Dude, we'd be waiving in her face and throwing it. Like a dog fetching a ball.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:18 No.18498036
    That might actually work pretty well. We pull him out of the hat, and politely ask him for the whistle. Then we look serious.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:18 No.18498039
    >that feel when everyone is already discussing about mio when we have not even solve perrine's problems, whatever it maybe.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:18 No.18498042
    Speaking of Sakabroto and booze, we never touched the bottle of sake she gave us when we visited castle barin with the twins
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:19 No.18498047
    Oh, I missed the 'it' in 'blows it up midair'.
    My bad yo.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:19 No.18498052
    We have a very clear and present problem with Mio.

    IC we have no clue about Perrine issue
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:19 No.18498054
    rolled 78 = 78



    It's like watching a trainwreck in slow motion sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:19 No.18498056
    In game Hayate just thinks she was kind of sick for awhile.

    Hell, if we need to deal with anyone, it should be Keima.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:20 No.18498067

    "Heeey Miooo..."
    "Look. Sake."
    "You want the Sake?"
    "You really want it?"
    "Go get it!"
    >Ryuu walks in to veiw tests.
    >Bottle hits him in the chest.
    >Mio tackles him and offers to lick it off.
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)02:20 No.18498071
    Perrine's problems are in her head, and I refuse to believe otherwise 'til Dr. McNinja says so.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:21 No.18498076
    > Mio tackles him licks it off and starts eating his shirt to get the rest.

    Ftfy, she won't ask she will just go
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:22 No.18498081

    >Lick him clean

    Mio's a kinky girl.

    She's also like a knife: Sharp, dangerous, and always better pointed at someone else.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)02:22 No.18498082
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    Hina pushes her opponent deeper into the oasis.
    Palm trees crashing around them as they fall victim to the weapons being thrown by the guy in chinese clothes.
    Erica manages to shoot the second laser sprayer.
    She also lands a solid hit on her oponnents left arm, disarming her of one of her guns.

    "Major. If you would move, I'd give you some of the best stuff you've ever had to drink."
    "Will you now?" she asks, her eyebrow raised.
    "I will indeed major."
    "Will you give it to me later?"
    "No major I will give it to you now."
    "Right now? Infront of all of these people?" her eyebrow raises a fraction higher.
    "Yes, I don't see why they'd object to it."
    "I see. You are a cheeky and brave man. I really do like you, wife." She says as she moves off your lap to seat on the row below you.
    She turns around.
    Her face in an evil expectant grin.
    "Now whip it out, so I can get started." she commands you.

    Taiwanese server
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:23 No.18498090
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    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:23 No.18498093
    I actually thought that the whole Mio situation was coming up.
    Mainly because she blushed when Kharn handed her over to us at the party and she seemed to enjoy her ride a bit too much.

    And she generally trolls people she likes more than people she doesn't like
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:23 No.18498097
    rolled 53 = 53


    Majik up a good Long Island Tea.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:24 No.18498100
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    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:24 No.18498107
    Majaik her up a nice drink, something classy like a martini or a manhattan.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:25 No.18498111
    Majaik up junmai ginjo sake, the top shelf stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:25 No.18498113
    Pull out a bottle of very good cream liquer
    Obsfucating stupidity our way around the innuendo
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:25 No.18498116
    rolled 68 = 68

    Can Kraus make a teapot that looks phallic?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:26 No.18498124
    He most certainly could
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)02:26 No.18498126
    Whatever we make, add some Slider to it.
    That'll make it run right through her.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:26 No.18498132
    rolled 18 = 18


    rolling for the forbidden vodka drink that you learned when the russians kidnapped you and made you bartender.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:28 No.18498146
    Would it work that way though?

    And that is dangerously close to messing with things that we shouldn't since we have no clue what drinking slider does to a person
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:28 No.18498148

    >Pulls his shirt open.
    "Uuuh, Major?"
    "Can you not do that?"
    "Don't be silly. Don't want the booze to go to waste."
    "Waste? Mio, I can magically generate a theoretically infinite amount of alcohol."
    "Oooh, you do know how to talk dirty don't you? Know just what a girl wants. Next you'll tell me you have a chocolate dick that shoots money...."
    "Wha- no, no I won't."
    "No, i suppose you won't be saying much of anything..."
    >tongue down throat
    >Ryuu is all the inappropriate boners.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:28 No.18498156
    This along with some
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:29 No.18498159
    Oh god this.
    Innuendo to the max and we need to be totally oblivious, we just remember that as the best alcohol ever when we worked at the bar as a kid
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)02:29 No.18498160
    i have no clue if it would do that, that's just my inner troll talking.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:29 No.18498166
    That's irresponsible. No. We don't know how Slider acts inside the human body. This is a very bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:30 No.18498170
    Oh yes, cream liquer.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:30 No.18498174
    sound like entirely appropriate boners to me
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:30 No.18498176

    >chocolate dick that shoots money
    >Ryuu is all the inappropriate boners.

    I cannot fucking breath
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:31 No.18498178
    I still want Mio to skull our flask of molotov and burp a fireball.

    Then ask for more
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:31 No.18498183

    It's settled then. Cream liquer in a vaguely phallus-shaped bottle.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:32 No.18498191
    We are so fucked if this happens and one of the girls finishes her match while we are handing it to her.

    But it is just too perfect not to
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:33 No.18498196
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    rolled 78 = 78


    Why so crude.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:33 No.18498197
    What? Who said anything about phalli shapes?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:33 No.18498199
    Okay, we need a thick drink that has a salty flavor to it. Any alcoholbros on tonight?

    It'd go great for the imagery we're pulling here.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:34 No.18498207
    Holding a knife points the blade away from you though

    Mainly subtle trolling from us misunderstanding the innuendo and someone asking if Kraus can be a phallic shaped teapot
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:34 No.18498208
    Alcobro here.

    Just give her some good sake. We need to stop encouraging this.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:35 No.18498212
    Just go cream liqueur.

    There are few salty alcohols that actually taste good, are decent quality or look right for our jokes
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:35 No.18498216
    afaik only one or two are pro-phalli shape.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:35 No.18498217


    We need to stop this before she actually rapes us.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:35 No.18498219

    And the idols are looking at us both terrified and aroused.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:37 No.18498225
    Well bottles are vaguely phallic shaped to begin with and teapots can be argued to be.

    Mainly we would need a teapot with a double sphere shaped reservoir and a long spout
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:37 No.18498229
    rolled 94 = 94

    Just give her some god damn quality alcohol.

    Theres no need to pull this sort of bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:37 No.18498234

    Mio scares me. We need to get her on somebody else.

    Somebody like Ryuu.

    Think about it: He's a perfect gentleman, and has a literally unending supply of booze. He's like the man of her dreams.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:38 No.18498241
    She already said she likes us because we also have that but we cook clean and treat the girls well
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:38 No.18498250
    That would be ideal yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:39 No.18498253
    There is because it is funny and we are meant to be doing it totally oblivious to what she is meaning
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:39 No.18498255
    rolled 11 = 11

    just put alot of Rohypnol in a glass of water and give it to her.

    she wouldn't even know what happened when she wakes up a week later
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:40 No.18498258

    But we have women we want to use to keep her away and she scares us.

    Rape and terror does not a healthy relationship make. It's one of the lessons we learned from our youth.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:40 No.18498261
    But it isn't particularly funny and we are not that stupid.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:40 No.18498262
    Quiet Negayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:40 No.18498265

    Yeah, Mio's worrying. Sure, she's all cool and sexy right now, but the moment we get properly involved with her She'll probably go all Steve McQueen on us what with the drunken raping us whenever she feels like it and forcing us to stay in the kitchen all barefoot and pregnant.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:41 No.18498272
    rolled 11 = 11


    Phallic shaped containers is 'totally oblivious'?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:41 No.18498275

    Hey, I'm Negayate.

    You can tell he's not me, because he's both not subtle and has no class.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:41 No.18498277
    Actually where is the "she scares us" coming from?
    We have never indicated or implied in any way that is true, we actually have seen he as a good friend just not one we are interested in that way
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:43 No.18498289

    It comes from the fact that we've both acted openly terrified of her, and she's more or less said she's planning to rape us and claim us as her own.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:43 No.18498290
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    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)02:43 No.18498295
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    You pull out a bottle of Amarula.
    A creme liquor made in Africa.
    "Oh, that's what I wasnt expecting." she says as she reaches for it.
    "What were you expecting major?"
    "Oh... nothing." she cracks the bottle open.
    You hand her a glass and she pours some out for herself.
    "Mmmm This is good." she says as she sits back and begins to watch the fights.

    Erica brings out a Panzerfaust.
    "Not a bazooka!" her opponent yells out before she gets obliterated.
    Hina pushes her oponent to the edge of the water.
    He falls in when he attempts to duck under her blade.
    After some splashing, a duck wearing his glasses bursts out of the pool of water.
    "Your goose.."
    Hina readies her sword
    "Is cooked."
    "Nee Nee Nichan. Can you be our wife too?" the twins ask you.
    "Miki thinks it would be fun!" Miki adds
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:43 No.18498296
    let's be honest, bottles are already incredibly phallic.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:43 No.18498298

    Her constant trolling, frequent drunkenness, and her statement of "If she wanted to fuck us, she'd just go ahead and take us." And the fact that she didn't sound like she was joking in the slightest.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:43 No.18498300
    Because we aren't doing it intentionally, that's just the bottle we remember it coming in from when we worked in the bar
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:44 No.18498306

    The time has come to blow our rape whistle.

    We had a good run, but now is the time to call in back up.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:45 No.18498311

    Time to panic.
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)02:45 No.18498313
    "You'd have to talk to the rest of the family first."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:45 No.18498314
    rolled 94 = 94


    "If I can be of service, I will provide what I can if anyone has requests of me, as a butler of course. Though, what about P-san?"
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:46 No.18498316

    Crisis averted.

    Let's serve duck or goose or something for dinner, in commemoration of her awesome one-liner.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:46 No.18498319

    Give out an exasperated sigh while lightly facepalming, yet smiling.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:46 No.18498320
    "Maybe, but you would have to share with four-, er, five others, if Major here's as insistent as she sounds. And while you are a little young, you could make a... reservation?"
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:46 No.18498324
    "I'm sorry girls, but my schedule is currently booked solid."

    Also, when the Hell did the players get so damn crude? We're a fucking butler and a gentleman, for fuck's sake.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:46 No.18498326
    I don't remember any time we were openly terrified of her.
    We have been worried about her jokes about taking us but that is not our only response to seeing her.

    We ran from her when she was hung over because we thought she was going to rape us and we didn't want to screw our relationship with the girls up and didn't want to make things awkward with her

    Either way done now LG continued lets carry on
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:47 No.18498327
    >"Nee Nee Nichan. Can you be our wife too?" the twins ask you.

    You'll have to go through my other wives first. They're pretty protective of me.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:47 No.18498328
    First how old are you three, second I barely know you, third anything like that need to get cleared by my ladies, fourth P-san would strew my guts throughout seven separate dimensions.

    If you want me to make you lunch or join my family for breakfast or dinner to welcome you to the Bureau I have no objections.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:48 No.18498332
    As soon as Erica appears, cry out for help. We need her to deal with the Major.
    Retards who are 'trolling' because they don't like quest threads.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:48 No.18498333
    This. Remind them they're already taken.

    I'm kinda surprised Mio actually expected us to do that here.

    Those 501'st girls must be more man-starved than I thought.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:48 No.18498334
    While I agree with your message, you have no tact or class at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:48 No.18498338
    Because we aren't actually being crude.
    We as players are being crude because it amuses us that such things go over Hayate's head when he is being honest which actually does fit the character.

    Well you would have to take that up with my girlfriends I am afraid, it isn't really my place to say yes or no
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:49 No.18498341

    we should really have a switch for our swag powers.

    "it is not for me to decide"
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:49 No.18498345
    >Google Amarula
    >It is made with sugar, cream and the fruit of the African Marula tree which is also locally called the Elephant tree or the Marriage Tree.

    >African Marula tree which is also locally called the Elephant tree or the Marriage Tree.
    >Marriage Tree.


    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:49 No.18498347
    You know, let's go with this.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:50 No.18498351

    People have been getting infected by Negayate lately. There aren't many gentlemen left to speak of.

    Alternatively, it could be put down to character development for Hayate. Being exposed to the relationship he's in, with the girls he's with (particularly Erica) will rub off on us at least a bit.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:50 No.18498353
    >Those 501'st girls must be more man-starved than I thought.

    Standing NO MEN ALLOWED orders throughout the entire war, essentially. Horny teenage girls hopped up on hormones, adrenaline and power? The ones who didn't turn Lesbian for each other are pretty much psychotic man-eaters.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:50 No.18498354
    We knew Erica for all of two days before we screwed her.
    Ursula we knew for about a week
    Nanoha about 3 weeks
    Hina we knew for less than 2 weeks.

    We might only have met them but it is par for course right now.

    Anyway that is just not how to handle it if we are going to be classy about it
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:50 No.18498355
    I wonder if LG looked that up first beforehand.

    I wonder if Mio knows it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:51 No.18498357

    "Sorry, I don't think I have any more room on my schedule. And Mio? Please get off of me before you give somebody the wrong idea."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:51 No.18498358

    I thought that was quite clever of LG. A more subtle 'hue'.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:51 No.18498362

    "If you are only talking about a nickname, then yes ofcourse, you can call me whatever you want."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:52 No.18498369


    Stop blaming me! I'm a classy evil, like the devil in the well cut suit.

    These people are just... so uncivilized.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:52 No.18498371
    But then again we've yet to do Nanoha
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:53 No.18498372
    She is already off us
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:53 No.18498375
    >We knew Erica for all of two days before we screwed her.
    We propositioned her fifteen seconds after we met her. The only reason we didn't fuck her that very night was Shirou's interruption.

    The only way we could've been more forward was taking her right there and then in the park.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:53 No.18498377
    Mio's not on us anymore dummkopf
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:53 No.18498378
    This isn't Sexually Oblivious Retard Quest. You have reality for that.
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)02:53 No.18498379
    the average amount of gentleman and gentelmanly responses varies from thread to thread. there's no way to regulate who plays, after all. Just stick to your guns.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:54 No.18498382
    True but it isn't the point I was trying to make.

    The point I was going for was we got into relationships extremely quickly and without much interaction between us and some of the characters.

    And the twins are 13 iirc given they are performing with Miki at this point in the timeline
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:55 No.18498384
    "My apologies ladies, but it is not I who gets to decide that."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:55 No.18498385

    Sorry, missed that note.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:55 No.18498388
    The best part is she would have been totally fine with it and we would have ended up with pretty much the same relationship we have now.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:55 No.18498389

    I'll bet you Ryuu walks in, notices this, and gets all kinds of misunderstandings happening.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:55 No.18498390
    rolled 26 = 26


    The crudeness has been increasing steadily over the last few threads, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:55 No.18498391

    But blaming you is so much fun! You're a great scapegoat.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:55 No.18498392

    People actually eat those?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:55 No.18498395
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    >my feel just got worse.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:56 No.18498399


    Yeah, we aren't going to touch that.

    Nanoha was an exception, because she's exceptionally mature for her age.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:56 No.18498400
    No not sexually oblivious but we have played Hayate to be utterly oblivious to innuendo.

    Tsukino is a perfect example of that, every time we go in there everything is innuendo to the max yet Hayate misses it completely
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:57 No.18498403
    We have to explain that this wife business isn't really our thing and remind these girls that they already have P-san
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)02:57 No.18498404
    i think we did try to do it right there in the park, she refused.
    yes, they're tasty.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)02:57 No.18498409
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    "My schedule is pretty heavily booked at the moment, unfortunately." you tell them.
    "I can be a butler for you, if you'd like."
    "Ohhh. A butler! Miki will be like a princess!"
    "Niichan, Niichan. Why do those two girls look angry?" the twins point out Erica and Hina stomping up the bleachers towards you.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:57 No.18498413
    >Tsukino is a perfect example of that, every time we go in there everything is innuendo to the max yet Hayate misses it completely

    Hayate was doing that pretty deliberately.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:58 No.18498416
    No he gets it entirely and plays it coy. Much like how in the third fucking thread we made a bunch of intentional sausage innuendo to get into Erica's pants.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:58 No.18498421

    "Because fate hates me."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:58 No.18498425
    rolled 85 = 85


    "Well... They ARE my girlfriends, ahaha. Girls, you might want to step back abit."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:58 No.18498427

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:59 No.18498430

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:59 No.18498436
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    >schedule dialogue
    mon visage quand
    "That would be because fate, among other things dislikes me. I believe I will be getting bullied tonight."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:59 No.18498437
    "They're two reasons my schedule is so heavily booked. Now, if you could all please back up a bit, you won't get caught in the crossfire."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)02:59 No.18498439
    Ahh, my book keepers.

    That was a great line when you finished that guy off Hina, and I'm glad you had a better time of it this round Erica.

    Remain clueless about their angry expressions.
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)03:00 No.18498443
    >”Uh, hello. Butler boy. You with me?” She looks at you slightly annoyed.
    >You opt to buy some time. “RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW.”
    >”Nope. Ground is too hard for my taste Tea-face.”

    "Erica, Hina, I'm afraid i might have done it again"
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:00 No.18498444
    Prepare introductions and affectionate gestures.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:00 No.18498448

    You clearly have no idea how much content this guy's delivered over the course of the quest.

    He's like half the awesome not coming from LG.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:00 No.18498450
    Well there was he talk of the junior harem ages back which was girls we love but aren't going near yet because we don't want to hurt them either way.

    Anyway we don't know for sure which age LG has them at and whether he is following Im@s timeline or not, he could have them be 14-15 and have been singing with Miki for longer instead of the 13 they are when they just started singing with her.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:00 No.18498451
    And here comes the pain.

    We really ought to invent a painkiller potion. Or something to make us absorb damage easier. A rubberizer potion like in the cartoons.

    "My dear ladies I assure you there was no misbehavior on my part."

    Watch Mio claim that we filled her full of our special cream.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:00 No.18498452
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:00 No.18498453

    Yeah, this.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:01 No.18498455
    Mentillate to them "I only played my violin for them! Once! I CAN'T TURN OFF MY SWAG!"
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:01 No.18498467
    They're my girlfriends, give me a minute to fix this.

    Hina, Erica, you two know exactly what did and didn't happen here so calm down.

    I gave Mio alcohol and said hi to these lovely ladies here. Meet Miki, Ami and Mami, new recruits.
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)03:02 No.18498468
    second time you've used that picture, yet still the first thing I see are the condoms. you are such a troll LG.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:03 No.18498475
    aw shit it looked so innocent a minute ago
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:03 No.18498481
    >junior harem

    That's straight creepy yo.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:04 No.18498486
    You misunderstand me, I'm not saying he's not a good contributor. I'm saying it's fun to blame him because of the nature of Negayate being rather, well, negative, and his going by the moniker.

    Don't give him ideas. Not that he needs them, it seems.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:04 No.18498488
    I thought it was implied while we as players got it Hayate stuck pretty fucking dense as far as what she was hearing him say.

    Mainly because after the first mention of liking her buns we never really brought it up again and even Hina noticed "he misses her meaning entirely"
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:05 No.18498493

    quickly start facial muscle exercise for imminent slaps
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:05 No.18498495
    Creepier than having them in the main harem?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:05 No.18498497
    Not saying I support it one way or another but it was discussed quite a bit
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:05 No.18498499
    "Ah, they're my girlfriends, and I believe that they are in need of my services.
    "Erica, nice shot with the panzerfaust, I didn't know you could produce those.
    "And a well timed finishing line, Hina.
    "Here, girls, have something to drink and cool down a little.
    "Allow me to introduce you to Ami, Mami, and Miki, who are new Bureau recruits."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:05 No.18498500

    How about neither?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:06 No.18498508
    We have our active harem, and the girls too young but who'll be of age in a few years?

    That IS kind of creepy.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:07 No.18498513
    The idea was they weren't going to go away so we needed a holding pattern of sorts for them.

    It was a big part of the Nanoha discussion since we all felt it was too early to go charging up the gangplanks but we did like her and didn't want to hurt her
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:07 No.18498519
    excuse yourself from the idols, walk towards them and take it like a man
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:08 No.18498521
    Well, the main harem is made of consenting adults.

    The junior group is almost like we're raising girls specifically to bring into our harem. That's really creepy.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:09 No.18498529
    That's not the point at all.
    It was meant as girls who fell in love with us but were too young for us to be with in that way.

    We didn't want to hurt them by turning them away and so it was decided if they really wanted to be with us they could wait
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:10 No.18498539
    I don't recall that being decided.

    I would much rather just tell them no and let them find someone their own age.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:10 No.18498546
    Say hi to our girls. Madly Mentilate we did nothing they just latched on while we were watching their matches
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)03:12 No.18498552
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    'Help me.' you quietly mentillate the two.
    'Help you keep yourself from ending up covered in girls? Not even half the pacific fleet could do that.' Erica answers.
    '...' Hina is silent.

    The two girls reach your position and firmly sit themselves in your lap.
    "So, did you watch our fights?" Erica asks.
    "That guy was a difficult opponent" Hina says.
    "I did watch your fights. You did great." you wrap your arms around them.
    "Heyyy.. Are you his girlfriends? Luckyyy." Miki says.
    "Yes. Yes we are. And we are very lucky." Erica says as she gives you a kiss, Hina smiles and does the same on your other cheek.
    "Niichan, Niichan. You have two girlfriends?"
    "niichan..?" Hina mouths
    "Err.. well, I have a large family. hahaha." you answer them.
    "Hey. You're the girl we saw down in R&D!" Ami makes the connection.
    "That's my twin. Ursula." Erica grins.

    "I apologize for not introducing you to each other." you cut in.
    "Girls, these are Miki, Ami and Mami. An idol trio, and new recruits. These are my girls, Erica and Hina, trainees just like I am."

    >The idols are older, a bit.
    >Twins are now 14 turning 15. Miki is 16
    >spent a year or so doing idolwork in thier home dimension.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:12 No.18498553
    rolled 68 = 68


    not for the im@s girls. They're with P-san, already.

    Nanoha was the only one for that.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:12 No.18498556
    It wasn't decided as "we go for younger girls to add" it was mostly accepted as a "they refuse to go find someone else so we treat them like this until they are old enough" contingency

    Especially in cases like Nanoha where she is dead set on wanting us
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/29/12(Thu)03:13 No.18498560
    Its not like were grooming them to be in the harem. We just let them hang out with us or some sort, till their old enough.

    Whether they change their minds in that span of time is entirely on their own. We wont say no is they fell for someone else. Their life is their life after all. All we can do is guide.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:14 No.18498569
    >Mainly because after the first mention of liking her buns we never really brought it up again and even Hina noticed "he misses her meaning entirely"

    We did the bread innuendo every time we went there. Hina only thought we missed it, from her perspective. Hayate knew full well what he was cooking up.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:14 No.18498575
    >14 turning 15
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:15 No.18498579
    Thank fuck for that LG

    We can avoid the shitstorm

    Make small talk while we wait for our next match.

    Nice to see Erica finds this amusing and mention that we ran into them practicing while we were on a morning jog the other day and we ended up listening to them practice and played a song on our violin for them
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:15 No.18498580

    >barely in tolerable range

    Stop tempting us. We're trying to avoid this.
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)03:15 No.18498582
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:15 No.18498584
    That makes it, what, Three Twins?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:16 No.18498586
    wait so they are older than our nanoha?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:16 No.18498587
    "How are you two holding up? Would either of you like something to drink before your next match?"
    Be ready to produce sports drinks of various types for Erica and Hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:16 No.18498589
    rolled 49 = 49


    No stealing of girls from other guy's harems!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:17 No.18498596
    Keima and perrine

    And if the tweets are to be considered, the SISTERS and our female doppelganger
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:17 No.18498597
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:17 No.18498598
    Twins for the twin throne!

    Far far far too late to worry about that.
    Miki already told P she found a new honey and the twins pretty much imprinted hayate = perfect after our violin session thanks to a 99 and a 100
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:17 No.18498603
    It's not stealing if we don't take them, they are crashing on us on their own
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:18 No.18498608
    >Barely in tolerable range.
    Naah, they're fine, Hayate is only 16 himself.

    Within a year or so doesn't get creepy till you go into pre-pubescent shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:18 No.18498609
    We don't know if they are his.
    P-san is Kotori's and Ritsuko's
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:19 No.18498610
    Two sets of actual twins
    Three clones
    Two semi clones
    Two close enoughs
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:19 No.18498612
    rolled 88 = 88


    So we put our foot down and say no!

    Love based off a violin performance is not sustainable!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:19 No.18498616
    We're already hitting problems with the number of girls with us and after us now, we're not getting these three, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:19 No.18498619
    And love based off a sausage is?
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)03:20 No.18498620
    tell that to perrine and hina.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:20 No.18498625
    But we have the ultimate solution to that
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)03:20 No.18498628
    when the sausage comes with potatoes, yes
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:21 No.18498631
    I've realised.
    We need a pimp to handle this shit for us.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:21 No.18498632

    We have done significantly more on both of their counts.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:21 No.18498634
    Except that isn't in our character.
    We said we won't turn anyone away until unsustainable levels are reached and we aren't there yet despite rapidly approaching it
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:22 No.18498639
    I know the perfect guy for this.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:22 No.18498641
    But we did pretty much start it with Hina thanks to violin music and Perrine we sealed with it
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:22 No.18498643
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    Let's not be too hasty. There's some harems that should be harvested for their best girls. Mostly from those that have the dense leads.

    Our multiplier is going to hit somewhere near 50x with that.

    Kraus? He even has his own twins he's working on.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:22 No.18498645

    Hina had already fallen for us, and Perrine was PREGNANT WITH OUR TIME-CHILD.

    The violin had piss-all to do with them loving us.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:22 No.18498646
    Not yet we don't!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:22 No.18498648
    >Temptation, thy name be LandingGear
    Subtle, LG, subtle.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:22 No.18498649
    rolled 64 = 64


    We almost forgot a date with Hinagiku, save LG himself reminded us.

    Anymore and we will NOT have space to breathe!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:23 No.18498654
    wait, so if we do pass this test, we could be classmates to nanoha right?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:24 No.18498655
    Actually Hina was conflicted as all fuck and Perrine was time dickery but still unsure

    After the violin they both lost stationary and came crashing
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)03:24 No.18498663
    I'm talking about how Smooth Sexy Blanket came this close to turning them into lesbians for each other. it's probably what made Hina okay with Erica's ministrations.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:25 No.18498667
    No she is heading into field training

    Actually we hadn't planned her date to be that night,we had planned soon and that night was actually set aside as either Hina training or Yuki on the town
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:26 No.18498677

    she will be on "field training" soon so no, we can still enjoy the tongue orgy, without feeling conscious about nanoha, like we are now.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:26 No.18498681
    Heh we nearly made triple lesbians with that song
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:28 No.18498691
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:30 No.18498701
    Ok we need to get back to trolling

    Tonight we either break Shirou's mind with slider / rebounder coated fudge, make some fudge swords for him to debate whether they are to eat or admire or go fuck with Keima and screw the moratorium on not messing with his head.

    We are getting too serious

    Or we go to Dende's cosplay restauarant and troll the girls
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:30 No.18498706
    The name of the song we played for them which got them all hot and bothered and about to have hate sex until Mio interrupted them with booze
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:32 No.18498716
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    rolled 57 = 57


    >Getting too serious

    >Every other decision out of combat has had a discussion on trolling or innuendo.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:32 No.18498717
    We still have no idea what they did while drunk and horny, other than they broke into our room and complained a lot.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:32 No.18498723
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:32 No.18498726
    Fuck your trolling. It's nothing but cheap and quick laughs that are paltry and below us.

    There are better plans, like the possibilities opened up once we unlock the alchemical formula for Melmo's candies, or BEAR potion.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:34 No.18498735
    We need melmo candies before we can try melmo pots.
    I have been trying to get us to try bear pots this last week
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:34 No.18498736
    They were thinking it. They were staring at each other, thinking it at each other.

    It's like Demolition Man sex.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:34 No.18498744
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:36 No.18498759
    Yes, and Ms. Melmo, the Advanced Classes instructor, is the only way to get them. She is unlikely to let us examine them if we have a reputation for pranks and jokes.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:36 No.18498762
    And yet we have done none of it in ages.
    Last thing we did was death by frills
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)03:39 No.18498786
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    You settle in with your girls in your arms.
    The two of them having small talk with the idols.
    'Niichan?' Hina asks you mentally
    'Y-yeah. They decided to call me that when I played the violin for them.'
    'And when was this?'
    'I ran into them when I went for a jog the other day, they were practicing their singing, and allowed me to listen in. In repayment I played for them.'
    'I see... Erica just may be right.' she tells you.

    After you sit around watching the fights for a few more minutes, Mike calls you.
    "HAYATE. Come down here." he says.
    "I hope you REMEMBER that we're here for combat trials. Now do kindly get down here, and let us start."

    "Looks like I'm up again girls." you tell them as you get up.
    "Good luck Niichan!"
    "Give Mike hell." Erica says with a kiss
    "Don't let him close in on you." Hina adds
    "Show us a great fight, wife." The major says from her seat.

    You make your way down to the floor hoping the girls don't kill each other as you fight.

    YOu stand in front of Mike.
    "Are you ready?" he asks
    "As ready as I'll ever be." you answer.
    "No restrictions. Use anything you want. Don't hold back" he tells you.
    "I will Mike."
    He taps his cane on the floor.
    "Dominggo, protection sphere please."
    A blue bubble expands from his cans and covers the middle of the large gymnasium, stopping just short of the bleachers.
    "No training field Mike?"
    "Nah. Let's give em a live show." he grins up at you.
    "NOW. LET US FIGHT." he gets ready.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:41 No.18498795

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:42 No.18498804
    stop doing that mike we get it
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:42 No.18498806
    Start with Urumi and Bunny Mode. The extreme high-speed should keep him at a distance.

    When he creates a combat clone, like we know he can do, we should pop out Lo and maybe Jakob.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:43 No.18498808
    Did you feel that? That was our limitations slipping away. Let us commit glorious violence upon this gorilla.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:43 No.18498809
    All the dirty tricks?

    I say start with Bouncy Castle, if we have enough Time Stop left for it. Give us some time to get something else ready.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:43 No.18498810
    You know how it is Mike, there is no off button for the swag.

    So how do you want to start?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:44 No.18498818
    We should bouncy castle his combat clone
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:44 No.18498819

    This should be good. I mean, we're probably still going to get our asses handed to us (but not as badly with Santa), but at least we'll put on a good show for the guests.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:45 No.18498822
    Time Stop
    Za Warudo with throwing knifes and Molotov and our Pistols
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:45 No.18498827
    He knows all of our tricks.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:45 No.18498828
    No restrictions and we're here to give them a show. Molotov landmines everywhere, bouncy castles, using saucers as platforms to fly on and jump between with the floor completely coated with Slider and Rebounder. Timestop assassinations, Tea lasers bounced off of rebounder to hit from every direction, Shell game but when he gets it wrong it's full of explosives, all three familiars full power and jacked up. Smoke screens everywhere to obscure our planning, invisibility at random points.

    Rule one, don't engage him directly in melee. Rule two, don't engage him directly in melee. Rule three fight dirty.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:45 No.18498829
    Well we can spar with him quite well so we won't get utterly raped.

    We are going to feel it once the fight is over though
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:45 No.18498832
    He's probably been preparing for this all week. We are his most promising student, after all. He knows all of our dirty tricks, our not so dirty tricks, and our downright filthy tricks. We need a NEW trick.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:46 No.18498833

    I came up with it for the fight against Nanoha and Vita, and we've just never had the chance to use it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:46 No.18498835
    We haven't used bouncy castle yet
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:46 No.18498837
    The only problem with that, is the majaik drain. Remember what happened last time?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:47 No.18498845
    You poor bastard.
    I wanted to see Vita in bouncy castle badly enough just from hearing it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:47 No.18498846
    We haven't used the Molotov injection function of our hidden blades.

    Heck, I don't think we've used the hidden blades at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:48 No.18498852
    >Ranged weapons in time stop
    >Giving the opponent a chance to block
    >Not just applying the pain directly while they can't resist.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:48 No.18498855
    Only after our hand was blown off and as nothing more than a blade
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:48 No.18498858
    I think we did in the battle royale after we blew our hand off with molotovs.
    >> Sidestory: Le chat du train Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)03:49 No.18498868
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    You are Perrinne Clostermann, a witch in the Bureau.
    And you are bored.

    Maybe you should go out.
    Maybe you should take a walk.
    Maybe you'll get to see him
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)03:50 No.18498875
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    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:50 No.18498878
    >"I hope you REMEMBER that we're here for combat trials.
    >again in capitals
    How many times has this been?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:50 No.18498880
    Maybe you'll get to see him murder a monkey.
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)03:51 No.18498885
    three or four since we saw Athena
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:51 No.18498886
    Go for a walk, it isn't perfectly cute in here at the moment
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:52 No.18498892
    How the hell can she not know the testing is today? SOMEONE would tell her. Even if it's because Erica's in it too, not just us.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:52 No.18498898

    A walk sounds good.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:52 No.18498899

    Ponder how life at the academy has been so far, besides boring at the moment while wandering.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:52 No.18498901
    She probably wasn't listening
    >> sidestory: le chat parfait Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)03:54 No.18498907
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    You are Minase Iori, the perfect idol.
    And you are bored.

    Maybe you should go out.
    Maybe you should take a walk.
    Maybe you'll find something to do.
    >> Amateur Drawfag 03/29/12(Thu)03:54 No.18498908
    I think LG is up to his subtle trolling again.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:54 No.18498909
    She was busy carrying our child
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:55 No.18498913
    Go for a walk Desu
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:55 No.18498916
    OH GOD
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:56 No.18498919
    She's not in classes yet, and spends most her time in her room.
    Miyafuji could tell her, but miyafuji might not know too.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:56 No.18498922
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    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:56 No.18498924
    We gonna have non related triplets joining us?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:57 No.18498926
    rolled 34 = 34


    Aw shit, son.

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:57 No.18498928
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    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:57 No.18498932
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:57 No.18498935
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    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)03:58 No.18498938
    Heh we need Ika Musume to turn up now, she and Suisuisuisui would get inthe best fights
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:00 No.18498949
    The Archive and Index?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)04:00 No.18498953
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    You are Perrinne Clostermann, a witch in the Bureau.
    And you've run into her again.

    It's that girl, the one you bumped into the other day
    The one that was rude enough to not apologize for something SHE caused.
    "YOU AGAIN?!" you tell her.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:01 No.18498955
    No we have seen that one already when we walked past dresden's shop
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)04:02 No.18498962
    when we tried to bring the Archive into it, LG said he hadn't read and Dresden and was just going to have be a cameo character. Index did seem pretty pissed at her. Dunno if LG has started Dresden Files or not.

    LG, you started Dresden Files yet?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:02 No.18498963
    It was just little shouting and Touma dragging Index away.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:02 No.18498965
    In before Keima.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:02 No.18498966
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    rolled 82 = 82


    The babby! Think of the babby!
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:02 No.18498967
    Dem hips
    Dat expression
    Dat tail
    Dat hair
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)04:03 No.18498971
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    You are Minase Iori, the perfect idol.
    And you've run into her again.

    It's that girl, the one you bumped into the other day
    The one that was rude enough to not apologize for something SHE caused.
    "YOU AGAIN?!" you tell her.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:03 No.18498972
    Who else thinks LG's just doing some Double-Tsun side story to end out the At Work thread, and the actual fight with Mike will be in the After Work thread?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:04 No.18498974
    Dat everything
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:04 No.18498977
    Sounds like a good plan to me.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)04:04 No.18498978
    I have the Ebooks sitting on my computer. Ill transfer them onto the tablet im getting by next week
    reading on my phone sucks
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:04 No.18498980
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:05 No.18498986
    He ends every thread with sidestory posts.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:06 No.18498990
    Not quite every thread but it is common

    Times when we derail things like *SNAP* Hina drops her panties he didn't
    >> Sidestory: le chat français Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)04:10 No.18499004
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    You are Perrinne Clostermann, a witch in the Bureau.
    And you are walking towards the crowd you hear in the Gym

    "Why are you following me?" you ask her.
    "No I'm not. You're following me." she says
    This is just too infuriating.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:10 No.18499008
    I just thought.
    We have an opportunity to see twins lesbianing twins.

    We must do this for science
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:11 No.18499016
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    rolled 23 = 23

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:12 No.18499026
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    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:13 No.18499028
    I think we would be stuck there for a long time.
    Our brain would just stop working while it tried to comprehend the glorious sight it witnessed
    >> sidestory: le chat parfait Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)04:13 No.18499030
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    You are Minase Iori, the perfect idol.
    And you are walking towards the crowd you hear in the Gym

    "Why are you following me?" she asks you.
    "No I'm not. You're following me." you answer.
    This is just too infuriating.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:13 No.18499031
    That's pretty advanced for basic Lesbionics and Haremdynamics. If we can pull that off, we may be ready for the advanced courses.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:14 No.18499039
    If we pull it off I think we are ready for doctorate level studies in lesbiantics and harem dynamics
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)04:15 No.18499043
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    Gorilla Warfare

    NEW THREAD AT 0700 4chan time
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:15 No.18499045
    Who would be the instructor? I mean Max has a set of twins but two pairs?

    Shit if we pull that off we could teach that course.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:16 No.18499046
    rolled 74 = 74


    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:16 No.18499049
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    I realized that we haven't met someone who really should be teaching here. Perhaps he works with the classes with severe issues.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:16 No.18499051
    Alright gents.

    Let's hear your combat ideas.

    Full on all out everything, pretend we don't have to worry about majaik drain or blackouts for now.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:16 No.18499053
    That's what we do as an instructor.

    We teach the trainees with too much swag the proper use and handling of it and the girls they attract
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:18 No.18499060
    I would love to help but
    Has wiped my brain

    And as the guy who managed >>18498990
    That was both my first 100 and proudest accomplishment for a quest so far
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:21 No.18499079
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    Futakoi, Futakoi: Alternative.

    Only ever goes for twins.
    Multiple sets.
    Has a live-in pair of them
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:21 No.18499081
    He's seen all our shit before, so getting ahead of him will be hard. The Fruitcake Bind I proposed last thread should be new enough to catch him off guard. It'll also immobilize him for a few precious seconds. The problem is binds are tricky to set up, so we'll need to distract him while we do it.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:23 No.18499088
    1. Timestop, arm hidden blade inject system with molotov.
    2. Start time again for a fraction of a second while right in front of Mike to fake him out.
    3. Get behind mike, start time.
    4. Inject molotov, GTFO, detonate.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:24 No.18499095
    I want to use Bouncy Castle. If there's no reasonable opportunity, that's fine. But if we can use it, we really should.

    The only problem is that I don't know if we have enough Time Stop left to properly coat the cup and saucer, unless Kraus can pull it straight from the flask.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:24 No.18499099
    >"HAH. This should make him break a sweat." Mike thinks as he gets ready to attack. #msq


    >also portily
    Teleport sounds like a good idea, captcha.
    >> Lookout 03/29/12(Thu)04:25 No.18499109
    there's two ways, as I see it, that we could go about it. either time stop and ZA WARUDO him with EVERYTHING WE HAVE, con is he might just mojo down our timestop and then cleave us to death.
    or pull out each ability one at a time, building up to the time stop.
    so start with some invisibility, then add the smoke-screen, then bunnymode, then potionspam, then familiar gang-up, then time stop za warudo.

    we might also ask Kraus if he has any advice for fighting Mike.

    unfortunately i've got shit to do over the next couple days, not sure when I'll be able to participate. Good luck! roll those 100s
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:27 No.18499123
    Kraus should be able to instantly create the ingredients. At our level, we should be able to turn it into Rebounder almost instantly.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:27 No.18499126
    "HAH. This should make him break a sweat." Mike thinks as he gets ready to attack. #msq

    ...I've got a bad feeling about this.

    I suggest a slight variation on a teacups. Using time stop shenanigans, we hide inside one of them. He attacks the wrong one, we take a quick swipe at him, then hide inside a random teacup again. Should he choose the right one, his reward is us popping out of the cup, with a straight punch to the face.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:29 No.18499131
    We've tried that one.

    They just blast all the cups at once and it wastes our timestop.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:29 No.18499137
    Start off with a massive smokescreen. Set up saucers filled with Molotov Cocktail, pretend it's a Shell Game, we're actually invisible and not in any of them. Hell we have 30 minutes of invisibility, why not just keep it on the whole time.

    Timestop full powered tea laser, bringing out all of the familiars out and jacking them to full power, molotov injection, rebounder or slider injection could be interesting as all hell, bounce castle him while we charge up a massive laser of death.

    Psychological warfare, bananas everywhere just to fuck with him.

    Cover the entire battlefield in molotov, rebounder and slider potions. We can use saucers as platforms and flight for movement while either removing them from under Mike or trapping them with explosives or having some of them having slider tipped knives on them and only we know which.

    Timestop throat slit is also a possibility.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:31 No.18499143
    Who the fuck keeps downvoting the archives?
    Do people out there have such non-lives to live that they actually take the time to spam downvotes on an archival entry on a quest run on an imageboard?

    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:31 No.18499148
    >Psychological warfare, bananas everywhere just to fuck with him.

    This is a beautiful idea...
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:32 No.18499153
    Presumably our invisibility is limited to mundane optics. Mike probably has a means of countering it if we leave it on or rely on it too much.

    Using it in quick bursts or as a one-time surprise would probably be more effective.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:33 No.18499158
    Bananas I like.

    No stops means no stops.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:34 No.18499165
    It does take someone of Nanoha's power to smash the teacups however.

    Mike is strong but he doesn't have the outright power to wreck a teacup I am pretty sure since his abilities are more balanced that Nanoha who is literally just a walking exterminatus
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:34 No.18499168
    I am voting for this.
    I bet he will rage so much, then proceed to cast FIST on us.

    Sure, we're probably fucked then, but it would be SO WORTH IT.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:37 No.18499185
    >Mike is strong but he doesn't have the outright power to wreck a teacup

    The mental image of a gorilla trying to crush a mundane teacup but failing horribly just came up.
    I am so glad that I can hold in my laughs, would be pretty bad at work if I couldn't.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:38 No.18499192
    I realized that after I posted it.
    Best image
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:43 No.18499225
    I think this fight may end up calling for a crazy Ivan
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:49 No.18499248
    He might not be able to wreck them all at once like Nanoha could, but he can definitely take them out one at a time, and quickly.

    Unless he has a Multiple Image ability, in which case we're in really deep shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:50 No.18499259
    He can make clones of himself, he's shown us that in training. However it doesn't matter how many clones he makes if we're not actually in the teacups, and instead hiding invisible somewhere, and they're just full of explosives.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:53 No.18499273
    Explosive bananas
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:55 No.18499283
    And then one with us.
    Which is actually a hologram
    Over explosive bananas shaped like us
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:55 No.18499285
    >"Hey Mike, remember how I beat Sousuke by driving him bananas?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:56 No.18499294
    >"I really got him to go apeshit."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)04:59 No.18499310
    >"That's it kid, lets dance."
    >"Sure, lets konga."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)05:00 No.18499312
    We'll just get up to some monkey business, we can ape what we did to Sousuke. I do feel a little bad about doing this to our prime mate, it's chimply the best strategy for us to enact.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)05:05 No.18499336
    Is it bad that I feel worse about this than using Time Stop against Nanoha?
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)05:08 No.18499351
    Oh god, laughing so hard.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)05:10 No.18499364

    Okay, yeah, if he wasn't going to wreck our shit before, he will now if we go through with this.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)05:13 No.18499383
    Probably but that was a "this is wrong" situation whereas this is a "fuck this is so wrong it is hilarious" situation

    Either way we must do it and possibly >>18499259
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)05:19 No.18499403
    Lolwut, Cosmic Break?

    I can't wait to see Erica fight an alphag raider or Frau Adone.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)05:21 No.18499408
    I worry that he'd counter such trolling with his own psychological warfare. Shit that would fuck our heads way worse than we'd fuck with his. I don't want to say the kinds of things he can do, but I'm sure you can imagine some that'd totally screw us up.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)05:30 No.18499434
    "Why don't you go suck on your girlfriend's tits, kid? OH RIGHT! THEY DONT HAVE ANY."
    "Hahaha of the 4 girls... In love with you... Two of whom are twins... no.. tits... I'm gonna go cry now, You win Hayate."
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)05:33 No.18499443
    That's Rance
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)05:46 No.18499484
    I can just see Rance actually doing that, he tries to troll us and he just ends up depressing himself.

    I get the feeling Mike may try to get us back for using him as tea laser target practice in the first thread
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)06:13 No.18499565
    I doubt he holds too much of a grudge over that. We were newfags playing with our new powers. That kind of thing probably happens a lot. As long as we don't do anything NEW to piss him off, he should probably fight us fair and square. Well, as fair and square as a no holds barred fight gets.
    >> Anonymous 03/29/12(Thu)06:16 No.18499579
    I don't mean like he holds a grudge, we are pretty much bro's. but in the "take this chance while I can" sense of getting revenge because we nearly blasted him while he couldn't do anything
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/29/12(Thu)07:17 No.18499816
    new thread: >>18499809

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