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    99 KB STRIKE WITCHES: BOOM BOOM SHAKE DA ROOM planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)19:30 No.18517257  
    You are a P-61 pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron and you're currently at Angels 12 with seven or eight Martian transports ahead of you, surrounded by a gaggle of escorts.

    On your right wing you've got the Adorable Cossack, Sanya, and her Floogie-Hammer or whatever the fuck those Krauts call those fucking things. Big-ass rocket launcher. Yeah.

    "We screaming for help or wading in like suicidal fuckwits?" Sean asks from the back cheerfully.

    You frown, remembering the first battle you ever fought with the Witches, perched high over a furball, debating over calling for help or using your surprise advantage. The Martians are simply uncanny with SIGINT, the lousy bastards, so the simplest of decisions becomes a real gamble, sometimes.

    "C'mon, are we crying for momma or kicking ass?" Sean grumps from the back.

    >WAT DO?
    >> Inquis Libby 03/30/12(Fri)19:31 No.18517263
    First! Suck it Panzer
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/30/12(Fri)19:31 No.18517264
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    >> Writefag 03/30/12(Fri)19:31 No.18517268
    Kicking ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:32 No.18517276
    >>18517257

    First strike, then call homebase for reinforcements.

    We fuck their shit up, then more of us come, and we fuck their shit up with an AUDIENCE!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:32 No.18517283
    >>18517257
    Kicking ass while crying for momma.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:33 No.18517284
    >>18517257
    Call for reinforcements, then BOUNCE.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:33 No.18517293
    The safe call is to yell for help.

    So we'll do both. Yell for help as we go in as suicidal fuckwits.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:34 No.18517296
    As much as I'd like to FIRST STRIKE, I think it'd be better to sound the alarm.

    Every minute we waste making inconsequential hits is another minute they have to get closer.

    Scramble on outta here.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:34 No.18517297
    >>18517284
    >>18517283
    I think that once we call for help they'll know we're here. Probably best to go with something like this:
    >>18517276
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:34 No.18517300
    Do one bounce and one bounce only.
    Call for reinforcements while getting the fuck out of there.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/30/12(Fri)19:34 No.18517309
    >>18517257
    Do what we do every night fapangel, Bounce. Gun for the transports and leave the escorts to our more agile adorable cossack?
    >> Starshadow 03/30/12(Fri)19:35 No.18517320
    Radio silence. Tell Ian to write a note and pass it out of his canopy to Sanya. Basically just informing Barin of what is going on and SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS TO NOT LET MALLORY FUCK THIS UP.

    Then, tandem bounce with us and Sanya. Put those rockets to use. Then Sanya hightails it away to Barin while we distract.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:35 No.18517325
    >>18517257
    There's no time to wait for the rest of the squadron. We may lose the element of surprise, out greatest asset, at any moment.

    Bounce, then run home to mommy.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:35 No.18517326
    >>18517257
    Could Sanya get a volley or two of rockets through the escorts? If so, it's worth getting the free shots on the transports. We can run interference for her if need be, go in loud and drag them away.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:36 No.18517332
    >>18517257
    We do one pass, then get the fuck out of there while radioing to Barin.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:36 No.18517334
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    Oh don't mind me just posting the game of the year... http://www.mediafire.com/?23tphtuc52uum1n

    Also, fuck dem aliums. And maybe think about calling for help once it doesn't matter if they know where we are.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:36 No.18517335
    >>18517257
    Bounce the transports. Then, once surprise has been spoiled, THEN call for backup.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:37 No.18517349
    Oh Sanya is here.

    Signal to Sanya to alert the base, then we go in for a bounce or two.

    Everyone wins! Except Martians, but nobody likes them.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/30/12(Fri)19:37 No.18517351
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    >>18517334
    This pleases hexen....
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:37 No.18517352
    >>18517300
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:38 No.18517361
    I have a feeling this thread is bugged. It's not bouncing to the first page.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:39 No.18517370
    Sanya has more firepower than us, so she should be the one bouncing. It's time to see if our teaching has paid off.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:39 No.18517373
    rolled 80 = 80

    >>18517257

    Planefag, are we within morse code signalling range of the castle?

    First strike can be devastating thanks to sanya's weapon. A good AOE attack that can cause alot of damage in the time when they're all clustered together.

    Also, whats their flying formation? Loose or tight?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:39 No.18517375
    >>18517300
    Yeah, we owe someone those Alium scalps.
    And then we cry for mommy.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:39 No.18517377
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQAmvKMGUko
    Theme for current happenings.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:41 No.18517398
    We're going in for gunz
    https://->>18517377

    DAMN YOU!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:41 No.18517402
    Cry for momma then wade in like suicidal fuckwits.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:42 No.18517409
    Call it in first, then shoot some aliums.
    On an entirely unrelated note, what's Sanya's top speed compared to ours?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:42 No.18517410
    Phone home.

    THEN EARN SOME MORE GODDAMN MEDALS

    Bonus points if we get another bastard to stall out
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:42 No.18517411
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    >>18517351
    Jawhol, mein panzerfuhrer.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:42 No.18517414
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    Synchronized bounce with Sanya, then radio for halp.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:43 No.18517417
    >>18517361
    You seem to be right... something seems to be afoot
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:43 No.18517418
    >>18517411
    That story is fucking hilarious
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:43 No.18517419
    THIS JUST IN
    THREAD ISN'T BUMPING
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:43 No.18517422
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    >>18517334
    >2012

    You need to upgrade

    http://blog.livedoor.jp/akinow/archives/52209251.html

    http://dl.dropbox.com/u/18978109/SW110815.zip
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:43 No.18517423
    rolled 65 = 65

    Another plan from the previous threads.

    There is a good chance the martians are being vectored in by the beams being directed over England.

    Sean, with his gnomeness, can spoof the radar beams and misdirect the entire wave, while Sanya hightails it back to the castle to rouse reinforcements quietly while we remain on station to fuck with them.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:43 No.18517425
    >>18517418
    >>18517411
    You have my attention
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:45 No.18517437
    >>18517425
    >In March 1944, Erich Hartmann, Gerhard Barkhorn, Walter Krupinski and Johannes Wiese were summoned to Adolf Hitler's Berghof in Berchtesgaden. Barkhorn was to be honoured with the Swords, while Hartmann, Krupinski and Wiese were to receive the Oak Leaves to the Knight's Cross. On the train, all four of them got drunk on cognac and champagne. Supporting each other and unable to stand, they arrived at Berchtesgaden. Major Nicolaus von Below, Hitler's Luftwaffe adjutant, was shocked. After some sobering up, Hartmann was still intoxicated. Hartmann took a German officer hat from a stand and put it on, but it was too large. Von Below became upset, told Hartmann it was Hitler's and ordered him to put it back.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:45 No.18517441
    "It's time to get medieval.
    I'm goin in for guns"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:45 No.18517442
    >>18517419
    Fuck

    Do we start a new one or ride this one to the ground?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:46 No.18517445
    >>18517419
    Fuck, already?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:46 No.18517448
    rolled 61 = 61

    Combined Operation with Sanya:

    1) Get Sanya in position to bounce them and offload everything she has, hard.
    2) Have Sanya fire everything. In those moments of confusion, have Sean begin misdirecting the beams and lead them away from england. With all the explosions, they are not likely to notice the change in direction if it is gradual.
    3) Sanya hightails it out of there, call for backup while we remain on station to misdirect the entire assault force.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:46 No.18517454
    >>18517442

    you're asking SWQ's audience? We're riding this one until the wheels scrape the ground.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:47 No.18517463
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    >>18517445
    >>18517442
    Hovering @ page 3 for me right now, lets just deal with it
    Pic related, deal with it minnafags
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:47 No.18517464
    >>18517454
    Yeah, these go quick enough that by the time it gets to page 15 we'll need a new one anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:47 No.18517465
    >>18517442
    We always ride things to the ground.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:48 No.18517470
    >>18517448
    Sticking around sounds too risky. Bounce and run seems better.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:48 No.18517480
    So, The British radars were all along the coast, which is now Alium country. So there's currently 4 people who know about the second coming of Sealion right now.

    That said, get ready to (have the adorable cossack) bounce.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls2C-ot9MiQ
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:49 No.18517485
    Set up to bounce them, We go fist, disrupt the formation and lead most of the fighters away, sanya follows a few seconds later and uses her launcher against the troop carriers.

    We need to distract them as long as possible and give the witches still at Barin as much rest as possible before we call a scramble.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:49 No.18517488
    >>18517463
    Yeah, against the Russians.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/30/12(Fri)19:49 No.18517489
    We're not bumping? Fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:50 No.18517491
    BOUNCE those bastids while we still got the drop on em.

    then haul ass out of here and scream for help.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:50 No.18517495
    >>18517437
    Fucking pilots.
    Seht ihr all den Dreck, den ich mich drum scher?
    (German approximation of: Look at all the fucks I give.)
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:50 No.18517497
    >>18517422
    Da fuq am I looking at and why is it not working on my computer?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:50 No.18517498
    rolled 61 = 61

    >>18517470

    Not if they don't know we're there.

    This plan only has sanya attacking, not us, since her weapon is the only one which has to be fired when they're clustered together for maximum effectiveness.

    We're stay quiet and and misdirect, buying the defenders more time to scramble and intercept.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/30/12(Fri)19:51 No.18517509
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    >>18517497
    I dont even know
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:52 No.18517514
    >>18517497
    Fire key [Z] selects characters.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/30/12(Fri)19:55 No.18517524
    The idea some of us had before was to position our fighter at the highest altitude we can get away with above the convoy after radioing backup, then dive through it at max thrust, firing at the engines of the rearmost convoy. Then, go dark the moment we're in the middle of the convoy and hightail it to Barin to escort the witches into the furball.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:55 No.18517526
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    PLANEFAAAAAAAAAG

    THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

    LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME BUY
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:55 No.18517535
    >>18517448

    I'd support this.

    With MC's recent revelation, he'll probably try to consider the big picture more often.

    Now, it's more important to have the defenders scramble asap and have more time to intercept this wave.

    Sanya should also sound the alert as she attacks before breaking off.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)19:55 No.18517539
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    "Cry like a bitch," you tell Sean. "We can't let those troops land, we're gonna have to share this party."

    "Doesn't mean we can't bounce like a superball," Sean mutters.

    "The fuck is a superball?" Ian wonders.

    "Hold on, I've got an idea. A wicked, wicked ideal. Grab some altitude, tell Sanya to pull some room, would 'ya?"

    "What the hell?" you query, but you get no response - Sean is already concentrating on his task. You flash your nav lights to get Sanya's attention, then signal your request with hand signals developed in the First World War, when airborne radios didn't exist, as such. Sanya looks apprehensive for a second, but nods resolutely and splits away, trusting you despite not knowing your plan.

    You smile despite yourself. It's about as strong a vote of confidence as any man can get. Nosing up, you claw for altitude, and slip into the thin cloud deck around fourteen thousand feet in a few minutes of climb at military power.

    God DAMN, but do these new Wasps kick ASS.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:57 No.18517557
    Signal for help every minute we waste is one minute the Martians are closer to Brittan. Giving up the first strike sucks and it puts us at a tactical disadvantage, but sine Martians are good with ELINT they might be able to jam our cal for help if we don't do it now.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/30/12(Fri)19:57 No.18517564
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    >>18517539
    HAHAH TIME FOR BOUNCING?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:57 No.18517567
    >>18517422
    >these controls

    jesus h christ on a pogo stick this is awkward as fuck
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:58 No.18517570
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    Reposting this image since the drawfag who made it was a bit late. Don't forget gents, our little sister is now a child soldier.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:58 No.18517579
    Guys, we have bigger matters to discuss:

    Who do we set our sister up with?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:58 No.18517582
    >>18517539
    Nice. I wonder who will show up to the party.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:58 No.18517583
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    >>18517570

    >dont forget

    fuck you, im sure gonna try.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:59 No.18517586
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    >>18517570
    >Dat trigger discipline
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)19:59 No.18517593
    >>18517579
    No one.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:00 No.18517608
    >>18517579
    She can figure that out herself.

    As long as it's not Sean or Ian.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:00 No.18517614
    >>18517570
    What she needs are Striker units based off our Widow engines.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:01 No.18517617
    >>18517570
    Not yet she ain't, and she won't be anytime soon if we can help it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:01 No.18517629
    >all air traffic over britun getting their gleebors chewed off
    >send flying transports

    martian logic.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:01 No.18517630
    >>18517579
    By means of handcuffs with the heaviest radiator around.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:01 No.18517633
    >>18517617
    >implying she won't be in the first wave of reinforcements
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:02 No.18517637
    >>18517617
    She got transeferred to the squadron 2 sessions ago

    and we cried our ass off before ADORABLE COSSACK came to cheer us up
    >> Starshadow 03/30/12(Fri)20:02 No.18517645
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    Don't forget to charge the goddam cannons! THE BIG RED SWITCH.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:02 No.18517646
    >>18517579

    Thats not the problem.

    The problem is they'll be sortieing our LIL SIS this time round.

    And there will be hell to pay
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:02 No.18517648
    >>18517617

    Not yet?
    Son, I hate to break it to you... She's probably gonna meet us in the air.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:03 No.18517663
    >>18517617
    Maybe Minna can get her assigned to a desk job.

    Or at least dump a load of paperwork on her. That should keep her safe from any perverts.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:03 No.18517669
    >>18517637
    I'm well aware of that, yes. But last we checked she hadn't gotten outfitted yet, let alone started training. Hopefully we can tie her up and send her back Stateside on the next heavily escorted flight.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:04 No.18517684
    >>18517570
    Needs a speech bubble near widow, "PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, THERE ARE MEN AROUND."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:05 No.18517699
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    Thread not bumping? Complain at people on the IRC
    #SWQ @rizon.net

    also MFW using the widow in a dogfight with aliums when we dont have rockets...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:06 No.18517719
    >>18517684
    From where we're sitting, can we slap our crew upside the head?
    This may become necessary.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:06 No.18517721
    >>18517663
    You know she's just gonna bounce paper work and get into battle somehow?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:07 No.18517723
    >>18517719
    I'm sure we can get aussie to rig something up
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:07 No.18517725
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    >>18517669

    So Minna is gonna go ship off a witch? In wartime?

    She's staying... Even if we convinced Minna, the brass would pitch a fit. And the last thing we need is to have Minna taken out of command when we've got our sister up there. She may be a crazy bitch at times, but she's our crazy bitch and if she goes, we're gonna get some dumbass in charge.

    Like Mallory.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:08 No.18517740
    >>18517699
    >posting the IRC
    GODDAMNIT
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)20:09 No.18517745
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    >>18517539

    With wispy clouds streaming 'round your cockpit, you nervously look towards where the now-invisible Martians should be. "Now's a great time for your brilliant plan, Sean."

    In the distance, your sharp eyes pick up the incredible blasts of the Floogie-hammer hammering.

    "HAMMER TIME!" Sean crows with satisfaction.

    "What in the-"

    "Ghostrider One-Two to Home Plate, inbound bandits over Dover, bearing tree-two-tree!" Sanya announces over the radio.

    "What the-" you stammer.

    "She's about three-quarters of a mile closer to the coast then we are, flying perpendicular," Sean informs you smugly.

    You roll the Widow inverted, prompting a snort of disgust from Sean.

    You grin wickedly. Only the beginning, young Radar Gnome. Only the beginning of your torment. You let the Widow sink a little till the canopy is peeking out of the thin cloud layer, and your sharp eyes pick up the glow of Sanya's magical antenna far below, the little girl barely silhouetted as a speck against the Dover cliffs. As you watch a bright flash detonates near her, and you barely save the night vision in your eyes by blinking in time.

    "How many does the floo-"

    "Six, I think," Ian replies.

    Another flash.

    "Yeah, six. She needs time to reload."

    "MENTLEGEN," you say grandly. "Let us bounce the gates doing ninety-eight, LET DEM GNOMES ROLL!"

    "... who are you quoting?" Ian asks, completely confused.

    "... Nevermind," you grump, and nose down to commence THE BOUNCE.

    >High bounce?
    >Level bounce?
    >Low six bounce?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:09 No.18517748
    >>18517721
    It would slow her down a little. We'll need it to keep up with her.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:09 No.18517751
    >>18517725
    Did it sound like I wanted to ask permission? Gag her, shove her in a crate with a water bottle and put her on a freighter. Either way, I'm certainly not comfortable having Minna in charge of Robin. She's still a crazy bitch.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:09 No.18517762
    Ah, back in the skies and away from waifu wars.

    Can't wait to start eating up a whole thread for every two posts by planefag.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:10 No.18517765
    >>18517740
    Haha, faggots. You mad that your secret club's being ruined?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:10 No.18517777
    BOUNCE FROM ON HIGH!

    COMMENCE LOUD SINGING TO TAUNT THE INFERIOR MARTIAN DEVILS!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:10 No.18517779
    >>18517422
    >>18517422
    >>18517422
    >>18517422
    >>18517422
    >>18517422
    >>18517422
    >>18517422
    >>18517422


    My God, how do I run this? I MUST PLAY IT.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:10 No.18517782
    .>>18517745

    level. right into the teeth, as always.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:10 No.18517784
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    >>18517725
    >She may be a crazy bitch at times, but she's our crazy bitch.

    Our relationship in a nutshell.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:10 No.18517785
    >>18517745

    High. We'll need the speed.

    Pick out the transports. We need those down.

    See if Sean and start misdirecting the force by spoofing the beams.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:11 No.18517794
    >>18517745
    >who are you quoting?

    FAP ANGEELLLLL
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:11 No.18517795
    >>18517745
    High bounce is the only bounce, since it'll give us the airspeed to GTFO once the aliums realize what we're doing.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:11 No.18517799
    >>18517745

    High bounce, no need to waste good energy on a perfect bounce.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/30/12(Fri)20:11 No.18517800
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    >>18517699
    We can't fix it. Already sent a representative to the 4chan official channel, they told him he was lying.
    Go bother #4chan enough, maybe they'll fix it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:11 No.18517801
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    >>18517785
    This.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:11 No.18517802
    >>18517745

    >High bounce

    It leaves us with the most options afterword.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)20:11 No.18517806
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    >>18517751
    >Gag her, shove her in a crate with a water bottle

    This is relevant to my-

    >and put her on a freighter.

    GOD DAMMIT TENTACLES ARE ONE THING BUT NOPEALIUM NTR IS QUITE ANOTHER
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:12 No.18517812
    >>18517745
    >who are you quoting
    Oh you.
    [x] high
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:12 No.18517814
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    High bounce. Boom and Zoom baby!
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/30/12(Fri)20:12 No.18517817
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    >>18517745
    ALL OF THE BOUNCES
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:13 No.18517830
    And we're back on the front page!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:13 No.18517831
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    >>18517806

    >NTR
    >NTR

    >IMPLYING THERE IS A BUDDING RELATIONSHIP WITH ROBIN AND SOMEONE ELSE

    WHO IS THIS BASTARD AND WHERE DO WE MOUNT HIS HEAD?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:14 No.18517839
    Bounce high.

    We burst out of the clouds, shoot some stuff, go back into the clouds, repeat.
    >> Writefag 03/30/12(Fri)20:14 No.18517843
    >>18517745

    High Bounce. We're going against heavies and we don't have rockets, so our Hispanos are going to need all the help they can get...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:14 No.18517850
    >>18517745
    High bounce, we shall pass through their formation like a bat out of hell, give them something far more urgent to worry about than our cute little Cossack flying partner.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:15 No.18517852
    >>18517831
    >In before Robin gets the gay.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:15 No.18517856
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    >>18517831
    S-sir I w-would like to marry your s-sister, ifthatsokImean...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:16 No.18517864
    I wonder if Planefag made two posts and then stopped, if we'd wait for his next post or just keep discussing unrelated shit until the thread 404'd.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:16 No.18517869
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    >>18517856
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:16 No.18517870
    >>18517856
    imokwiththis.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:16 No.18517871
    >>18517852
    It has already been hinted that she has a tomboyish side what with playing football and being "not like other girls." We should pair her up with Kathy.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:16 No.18517875
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    >>18517856
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:16 No.18517877
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    >>18517856
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/30/12(Fri)20:17 No.18517889
    >>18517871
    >Trusting Kathy
    >Any year
    >I shiggity diggity
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:17 No.18517891
    >>18517877
    *GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH*
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:18 No.18517896
    >>18517871
    Whatever we do, we need to keep her away from Cuposki.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:18 No.18517898
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    >>18517856

    NO!!

    NOT EVEN YOU!!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/30/12(Fri)20:18 No.18517901
    The thread bumps again.
    >> Writefag 03/30/12(Fri)20:18 No.18517903
    >>18517831

    >>WHO IS THIS BASTARD AND WHERE DO WE MOUNT HIS HEAD?

    Or her head. Keep in mind, this is WITCH COUNTRY.

    ...Which actually makes things so much worse. Remember what happened when we first got here? I bet Charlotte will make a pass at her on general principle.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:18 No.18517911
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    >>18517856
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:18 No.18517912
    >>18517871
    Kathy is like a cougar. Jumps younger people, uses them up, then moves on to the next target.

    Not a good choice for anyone who doesn't have experience dealing with people.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:18 No.18517914
    >>18517896
    She already handled herself adequately on that front if I recall correctly.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:19 No.18517918
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    >>18517745

    THE GHOST OF WITOLD URBANOWICZ DEMANDS A HIGH-ALTITUDE BOUNCE
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:21 No.18517939
    >>18517437

    Real life - it's almost trollier than fiction!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:22 No.18517950
    >>18517745

    Highbounce.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:23 No.18517963
    thread is fixed, just bumped from page 5
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)20:24 No.18517967
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    As you nose into the dive, you realize you've omitted a few crucial preparatory steps in the bounce process, namely, visually identifying a fucking target. Fortunately Sean is far ahead of you, and the little terminal-guidence scope in your dash is lit. It's fuzzing horribly, but thankfully the sea cliffs of Dover and the waves are producing fairly uniform ground clutter, so you can barely pick out the movement of enemy fighters in it - enough to look for them visually, at any rate.

    Given you've no target, you opt for the high bounce. Instead of punching for the deck and using the smash to haul up on somebody's ass at Ludicrous Speed (or even dive below them and light into their belly from underneath,) the High Bounce is a straightforward, aggressive dive right into the enemy at almost a ninety-degree angle, an incredibly short firing window at the entire top silhouette.

    It also offers the best chance of not getting your ass shot off, too.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:24 No.18517975
    >>18517903
    Implying only Charlotte will make a pass.

    That's a funny way of saying ALL OF THEM.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:26 No.18517990
    >>18517967
    "Fire the guns!"

    "Which one?"

    "ALL OF THEM!"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:26 No.18517996
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    ALERT! SOMEONE POSTED ON /a/!! PREPARE TO DEFEND ALL CONTROLL POINTS!!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:26 No.18518000
    >>18517257
    Hurray for Alpha! Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou for the win.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/30/12(Fri)20:26 No.18518005
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    >>18517967
    Better then sploding I guess
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:26 No.18518006
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    >>18517990
    FIRE EVERYTHING

    >>18517996
    >pic related
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:27 No.18518014
    >>18517975
    >every witch hitting on our sister
    >we chaperone her everywhere and vagina-block all the witches
    >shenanigans ensue as they team up to try and lure us away long enough to seduce her

    I could watch this.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:28 No.18518027
    >>18518014
    >rumors abound about us being a massive siscon
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:28 No.18518032
    >>18517996
    link
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:29 No.18518044
    >>18517967
    OH BOY! I got here just in time! Fucking work.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:30 No.18518055
    >>18518032
    >>>/a/63521535
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)20:30 No.18518056
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    >>18517967

    You toggle the electric gun-chargers and all four 20mm cannons in the Widow's belly arm with an incredibly satisfying KER-CHLACK! You orient on Sanya's position, knowing the Martian escorts will already be all over her - and sure as shit, there's bright purple tracers slashing through the sky in a bit of a spiral. Sanya's evading.

    Eyes split between the night and your scope, you select the likeliest clump of returns and apply your sharp eyes to the night outside your windscreen. You espy the glint of moonlight off a matte-black metallic hull and twitch the glowing glass of your gunsight towards it -

    - and purple tracers slash out of the night!

    >CAN'T TOUCH THIS?
    >FUCK YOU MINE'S BIGGER?
    >Split the difference?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:30 No.18518057
    >>18517996
    Why do some faggots still do this?
    >>18518032
    >>>/a/63521535
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:31 No.18518066
    >>18518056
    CANT

    FUCKING
    TOUCH

    THIS
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/30/12(Fri)20:31 No.18518069
    >>18518056
    >split the difference
    Let's not push it. We have someone to protect now.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:31 No.18518071
    Once we've caused enough confusion to the aliums, we spoof their navigation beams and lead them back to France.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:32 No.18518076
    >>18518056
    STOP

    Hammertime
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:32 No.18518077
    >>18518056

    you may not interact with me using your manipulator appendages.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/30/12(Fri)20:32 No.18518080
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    LERROYYY
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:32 No.18518084
    >FUCK YOU MINE'S BIGGER
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:32 No.18518087
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    >FUCK YOU MINE'S BIGGER?

    WE DAKKA NOW BITCH!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:32 No.18518088
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    >>18518056
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:33 No.18518089
    >>18518056

    Is it me, or does the silhouette of our plane look suspiciously like someone flipping the third?

    >Also, split the difference. DAMAGE ER'RYWHERE
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:33 No.18518093
    >>18518057
    This reminds me, way to act like faggots in that SW thread yesterday guys. Really acted like cool guys and stuff.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:33 No.18518097
    >>18518056
    Split-S the difference.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:33 No.18518101
    >>18518071
    Better yet we spoof them past an active airfield or AA battery.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:33 No.18518102
    >>18518056
    FUCK YOU MINE'S BIGGER
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:33 No.18518103
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    FUCK YOU MINE'S BIGGER
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:34 No.18518107
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    HEEEEEERE'S MC!


    LETS GET THE GODDAMN MARTIANS TO PUT THE BIGGEST FUCKING BOUNTY ON OUR HEADS FOR WHAT WE WREAK TONIGHT
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:34 No.18518109
    >>18518056
    [x] split the difference
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:34 No.18518112
    Can't touch this
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:34 No.18518116
    >>18518089
    It's an angry ghost with a moustache. We've been over this.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)20:34 No.18518117
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    >>18518080
    >pic
    >filename

    You find the best fucking pictures I swear
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:35 No.18518127
    >>18518056

    Split; We've got someone relying on us and we don't have the luxury of going full retard here.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:35 No.18518129
    >>18518056
    Let's play it safe

    >CAN'T TOUCH THIS?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:35 No.18518132
    >>18518056
    split the difference, I guess? Are we trying to hit more transports or get the fighters off of Sanya's tail? I don't know how much of a problem they're posing for her, and it'd be good to down some more of those containers
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:35 No.18518134
    >>18518056

    SPLIT.

    Keep our people alive!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:36 No.18518136
    >>18518056

    CAN'T TOUCH THIS

    Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

    WE WILL KILL THE ALIUMS WITH FREDDIE MERCURY. SO HARD.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:37 No.18518150
    >>18518101
    But we are.

    We're spoofing them past their own, which certainly aren't going to be expecting this force to be coming back so soon and will presumably treat it as if it were a large-scale raid by our side.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:37 No.18518152
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    CRY HAVOC, AND LET SLIP THE TROLLS OF WAR!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:37 No.18518154
    >>18518056
    split the difference. rescue rocket loli and tell eila how much better we are at protecting sanya than her.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/30/12(Fri)20:38 No.18518163
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    >>18518080
    ah crix, your the best
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:38 No.18518171
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    Can't we, like, bounce through the formation into a rebound on those pursuers?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:45 No.18518253
    WHY IS THIS DEAD!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:46 No.18518260
    >>18518253
    >7 minutes with no posts

    NEW RECORD
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:46 No.18518261
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    >>18518253
    Tonight. You.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:46 No.18518263
    >>18518253
    We are patiently waiting
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:46 No.18518265
    >>18518253

    Jeaze you're impatient.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:46 No.18518269
    >>18518253
    I'd guess cause everyone's voted, and PF's still writing.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:46 No.18518272
    >>18518171

    Sounds good. Can we do that?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:47 No.18518285
    >>18518272
    >>18518171
    Too risky. We need to get out of here.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/30/12(Fri)20:48 No.18518286
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    >>18518253
    twas busy touching myself, and waiting for planefag
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/30/12(Fri)20:48 No.18518290
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    posting night witches at night
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:48 No.18518298
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    >>18518253
    I blame the Aliums.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:49 No.18518303
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    >>18518056
    FUCK YOU MINES BIGGER
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)20:49 No.18518308
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    >SPLIT

    Acting on pure instinct, you shove the stick forward violently.

    Your windscreen explodes in bright purple fireworks.

    "FUCKSHIT!" you shout involuntarily as the eerie roar of a Martian powerplant screams by your fighter.

    Ian screams something behind you, but your eyes catch a return on your scope and you look for the bandit outside almost by reflex. You jerk your fighter towards the brief glint of moonlight on metal and thumb the cannon switch, but you don't score.

    "Sanya!" you call on the radio.

    "Clear, clear!" she calls back. "Form up!"

    >Use your smash to zoom-climb.
    >Gaggle of bandits on our asses, let's punch for the deck and leave in the weeds.

    >Note you've drawn off the escorts from the transports, so your reinforcements will have a clean run at 'em.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:50 No.18518318
    >>18518308
    >Gaggle of bandits on our asses, let's punch for the deck and leave in the weeds.

    PIP PIP CHEERIO~
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:50 No.18518326
    >Gaggle of bandits on our asses, let's punch for the deck and leave in the weeds.

    Lets drown em'!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:51 No.18518330
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    >>18518308
    >PUNCH FOR THE DECK

    LETS GET SOME MORE STALL KILLS BOYS
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:51 No.18518334
    >>18518308
    [x] dive and run
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:51 No.18518338
    >>18518308

    >ZOOM CLIMB

    Have them bleed speed and get sanya to fall on them. Cut their numbers down and make life easier for the others.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/30/12(Fri)20:51 No.18518339
    >>18518308
    >"Home Plate, escorts are distracted, and we're in evasive!"

    And then dive for the wavetops.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:51 No.18518344
    >>18518308

    Sean looks thirsty back there. skim the whitecaps.
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    >>18518308
    RUN AWAY~!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:51 No.18518346
    >>18518308
    Dive, we're quite good at weeds. Release the turret so Seanya can cover our ass.
    >> Major Airlift 03/30/12(Fri)20:51 No.18518348
    >Gaggle of bandits on our asses, let's punch for the deck and leave in the weeds.

    Whoo! I'm here!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:52 No.18518353
    >>18518308
    >Use your smash to zoom-climb.
    >Note you've drawn off the escorts from the transports, so your reinforcements will have a clean run at 'em.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:52 No.18518360
    >>18518308

    >Note you've drawn off the escorts from the transports, so your reinforcements will have a clean run at 'em.

    That sounds like a funny way to say 'increase our kill count'....
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:52 No.18518364
    >>18518308
    Excellent. A whole fleet of unguarded Martian transports.

    "Go ahead boys and girls, I've set out the snacks for you."

    Lure these chucklefucks into the AA guns.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:52 No.18518366
    >>18518308
    Dive. So is Sanya clear, then? If so, she should go back for a second hit at the transports. We can handle the ones on us.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:52 No.18518367
    >>18518346

    That turret is gonna have a field day. We run our asses off.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:52 No.18518368
    >>18518308
    Use smash to zoom-climb. I think the shining sea and the dover cliffs would make sneaking difficult.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:53 No.18518369
    >>18518308
    Zoom-climb, invert and dive back through our pursuers, shooting as we go.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:53 No.18518373
    >>18518330
    No, once we have them on our ass, we just brake and pick 'em off once they're past.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:54 No.18518385
    >>18518366
    That would drag the fighters back with us. Leave the transports for our reinforcements.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/30/12(Fri)20:54 No.18518395
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    >use your smash to zoom-climb.
    dat lift

    we needs it
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:55 No.18518398
    >>18518364
    >>18518346

    I like these ideas.

    Let's rack up some kills.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/30/12(Fri)20:55 No.18518401
    >>18518308
    >DIVE DIVE DIVE!
    Lets put the engines through there paces, shall we?
    >> Notpanzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/30/12(Fri)20:55 No.18518404
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    >>18518308
    Gotta go fast planefag
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:55 No.18518405
    >>18518385
    Mallory is in charge back at base. We might not get any reinforcements.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:55 No.18518408
    >>18518373
    That only works against a solo dumb enough to try to stick to our tail.

    Against multiple bogeys, they'll just make strafing runs against us while we sit there barely above stall speed.

    Don't mistake a one-time serendipity for a tactic.
    >> Starshadow 03/30/12(Fri)20:55 No.18518409
    Hey aren't we still above the transports? Can we bounce them and still reach the weeds?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:55 No.18518411
    >>18518395
    >super Witch Wars

    TELL ME THIS IS A ROMHACK THAT EXISTS
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)20:56 No.18518424
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    >>18518344
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:56 No.18518427
    >>18518308
    >Gaggle of bandits on our asses, let's punch for the deck and leave in the weeds.
    fly lower then snake shit
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:56 No.18518429
    >>18518308

    punch for decks
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:56 No.18518430
    >>18518385
    It sounds like they're mostly on us now. We keep them distracted while she hit's the transports again.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:56 No.18518431
    >>18518405
    But Minna is there. We'll get something.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:57 No.18518446
    >>18518373

    >whole goddamn Big Wing of alium fighters on our ass

    yeah, no lets not.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:57 No.18518447
    >>18518431
    Minna and Mallory don't get on well, and he outranks her.
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    >>18518424
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:58 No.18518462
    >>18518405

    We'll get reinforcements.

    Just not actual planes anytime soon.

    Malleroy's big plan was to have the witches intercept while the planes form up into his fucking big wings.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)20:59 No.18518484
    >>18518344
    "hey guys open a door and hold your hand out, let me know when you can feel water because I cant see shit up here"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:00 No.18518500
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    >>18518424
    I smell antics
    >> waifu-fagging Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:00 No.18518507
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    So if we are going for a german [s]bitch[/s] witch anyway we should go for Hanna-Justina Marseille. She's not only one of the top aces, but she also at least wears a (mini-)skirt instead of doing without lower wear altogether, and we want a good role-model for our sister.

    Plus she's pretty much a female version of us when it comes to respecting authority, so we could use her to drive Minna crazy.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:00 No.18518509
    >>18518447
    She'll get us something. Even if mean flying out here herself. Minna's a resourceful girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:00 No.18518510
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    DO A BARREL ROLL
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:01 No.18518516
    >>18518462
    We need to have this man an accident.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:01 No.18518527
    >>18518516
    More water balloons to the face.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:01 No.18518529
    >>18518516
    Escort mission gone awry?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:02 No.18518536
    >>18517422
    Is this game in english, or do I need to rape my computer 6 different ways to get it to work?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:02 No.18518540
    >>18518507
    Cupcakeski also fits that description, and is actually here. On one hand, she might be gay; on the other, pretty much all of the witches are, and it hasn't stopped us thus far.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:02 No.18518542
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    >>18518516

    Have him fly over the french alps to a new posting, yes?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:03 No.18518552
    >>18518536
    Rape is the only option.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:03 No.18518555
    >>18518516
    Oh no, he was probably drunk as a skunk and fell unconscious on the runway and ABSOLUTELY NO ONE SAW HIM when taking off. What a terrible tragedy, could you get the plastic bags for the funeral?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:03 No.18518556
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    >>18518507
    I know that feel bro, but I tried to get /tg/ behind that early on. Never really did catch on, so I dropped it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:03 No.18518558
    >>18518529
    No. We make sure he's outside when we dive at the base with aliums on our tail. Might be some stray round hits him.
    But how to draw him out?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:04 No.18518571
    >>18518542
    I'd rather get rid of him before we reconquer France.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:04 No.18518574
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    >>18518516
    Where's Yamamoto with the 18-inchers from the Yamato when you need them?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:04 No.18518576
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    >>18518507
    >female version of us
    >Not Krupinski
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:04 No.18518579
    >>18518558
    ask any pilot on base to help us?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:04 No.18518582
    >>18518574
    Beating the shit out of martians in the pacific
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:05 No.18518587
    >>18518507
    We're pretty far along the Minna path, actually.

    I doubt planefag would introduce a new character specifically for romance purposes.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:05 No.18518589
    >>18518556
    It might help if she were actually on the base at some point.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)21:05 No.18518596
    >DIVE DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR WEP PILOT

    With an entire fucking armada of alium escorts on your ass, you opt to get the fuck out of Dodge while your skin's intact. Maintaining your dive, you call to Sanya to join you. The faint glow of her shield forming ahead of her to counteract the fierce slipstream that'd otherwise tear her face off is visible out of the corner of your vision as you strain to pick out the shady moonlight on the white Cliffs of Dover. Your altimeter unspools madly, and around eight thousand feet you pop your brand-new airbrakes to keep from overspeed. You level off around five-thousand, and check to make sure Sanya's still with you.

    Then you look at the huge, starred crater in the armored glass of your windscreen.

    "Sweet fuck," you say automatically.

    "I've got one too," Ian says. "Skipped off mine. I tagged him back, though. Thanks for the shot."

    You grunt. Most pilots jink upwards by instinct - the lift vector. Wings make planes go up, so pulling up makes for more of a dodge then shoving the stick forward - but jinking down puts bandits out front in the top-arc of Ian's turret, and Ian rarely, rarely misses.

    Eying the crater in your armored glass, you're happy you decided to let Ian handle things instead of playing chicken with your cannons.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:05 No.18518599
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:05 No.18518601
    >>18518587
    Pretty close to killing her, sure.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:06 No.18518617
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    >>18518574
    >implying that the 11 inchers of the Scharnhorst and Gneisenau aren't just as effective at shore bombardment

    And THEIR gunners could actually hit shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:07 No.18518626
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    >>18518589
    Forsaw those "extra witch" introductions (Kathy, Waltrude, Princess, etc), was hoping for one of those "you know who should show up? The star of fucking Africa is who."

    Pretty much wasn't going to happen once we didn't get her for the freighter mission.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:07 No.18518627
    >>18518556
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:07 No.18518633
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    >>18518587
    I'mokwiththis.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:07 No.18518635
    >>18518516
    Hope the aliums land a bomb on the Air Ministry while Mallory's visiting.

    Two birds, one stone.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:08 No.18518648
    >>18518626

    Dammit you had to say it.

    :/ PF loves pulling things out when all interest has waned. It's almost his calling card.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:08 No.18518650
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    >>18518556

    Yes but if there is multiple of us than planefag will at least out her as an option to troll all the other waifu-fags.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:09 No.18518658
    >>18518626
    She's probably busy smacking the aliums up and down the North African coastline. Maybe the Italian one too.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:10 No.18518667
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    >>18518648
    >implying it's a bad thing
    Besides, PF clearly has a thing for German girls, so it was probably inevitable anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:10 No.18518672
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    >>18518507
    Fun fact: skirts are actually long shirts.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:10 No.18518679
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    >>18518672
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:11 No.18518690
    >>18518650
    The best way to troll the Waifufags is for MC to have a girlfriend back home.

    PLEASE PLANEFAG PLEASE
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:11 No.18518698
    >>18518679
    >>18518672
    >>18518667
    You mind not shitting up this thread with a dump?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:12 No.18518703
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    >>18518648

    I don't think we have to worry about that, PF kinda just introduced Waltrude. Oh well.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:12 No.18518704
    >>18518690
    We had a fiance, but she left us for Jody
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:12 No.18518707
    >>18518690
    We had an ex back in Eastchurch, but it apparently didn't end well. We really just need to get some non-witch females involved. Hopefully they wouldn't be as crazy.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:12 No.18518714
    >>18518698
    Shut the fuck up, faggot. It's pretty slow tonight anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:12 No.18518715
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    >>18518698
    Que?
    >> Writefag 03/30/12(Fri)21:12 No.18518716
    >>18518690

    Actually, it was mentioned at some point that MC had a girlfriend.

    It was also mentioned that she was a lying/cheating whore.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:13 No.18518717
    >>18518690

    But we did.

    Fucking whore was sleeping around and cheating on MC.

    It partially explains why MC used to hightail it when a witch came hitting on him.

    Poor guy be scared of getting hurt again.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:13 No.18518718
    >>18518690
    Nope. I think in one of the older threads we'd kinda had one, but we split or something before we got transfered to the estrogen isle
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:13 No.18518723
    >>18518690
    Already happened, and we ditched her entirely. She lived near... wherever the fuck our original base was.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/30/12(Fri)21:13 No.18518730
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    >have an ill timed remembrance that your sister is a witch

    >witches wear no pants

    >our sister will not be wearing pants
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:13 No.18518733
    >>18518707
    >Women
    >Not crazy

    HA
    >> Notpanzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/30/12(Fri)21:14 No.18518746
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    >>18518650
    >>18518626
    >>18518599
    >>18518556
    >>18518507
    >implying Aurora isn't sexiest witch
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:14 No.18518751
    >>18518730
    Like fuck she won't. It's completely unnecessary and stupid to boot.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:15 No.18518763
    >>18518730
    She is our sister, she will at the very least wear shorts or a skirt, they don't have to be long but our sister will not be flashing the entire base. We will stand firm on this.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:15 No.18518765
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    >>18518707
    Damn. Would've paid money for "Didn't I tell you about her?"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:15 No.18518768
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    >>18518730
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:15 No.18518770
    >>18518746
    All of my boners
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:15 No.18518775
    >>18518730
    She hasn't worn pants yet, and was already wearing less than most of the witches on base.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:16 No.18518776
    >>18518730
    We're buying her a damn skirt.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:16 No.18518779
    >>18518730
    We could compromise and get her some hotpants?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:16 No.18518780
    >>18518763
    >stand firm
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)21:16 No.18518785
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    >>18518596

    "Company, six-o-clock high!" Sean shouts, having spotted a Martian's silhouette against the moonlit sky.

    "ORLY" you snort in almost one syllable, and you hit the switch for water-injection. The Double-Wasp radials grunt with surprise as water-injeciton kicks in, then thrum with violent delight. You flip the Widow on her wingtip.

    "HEY SANYA, KEEP UP IF YOU CAN SWEET-CHEEKS!' you cry, and haul the widow into a tight, nasty left-hand spiral. You pop two degrees of flaps and dip the nose to exploit some old-fashioned gravity, and the Widow begins such a tight left-handed turn that you'd probably be dizzy, if you could see anything.

    There's no witty repartee; for several seconds there's nothing but labored breathing as you all fight against the G-Force gorilla sitting on your chests. One eye on the altimeters, you steepen the bank and flip the Widow inverted.

    "H-hey, Sean," you grunt."

    "Can't see him," Sean pants back.

    "No, Sean. Sean. *Seeeaaaan,*" you say gently, sweetly.

    "... uh..."

    "Stay away from my sister, you sick fuck," you snarl, and then you snap-roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:16 No.18518799
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    >>18518730
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:17 No.18518807
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    >>18518785

    >STAY AWAY
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:17 No.18518813
    >>18518785
    GRORIOUS DISPRAY
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:17 No.18518814
    >>18518785
    YES.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:17 No.18518816
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    >>18518785

    Aw yea...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:17 No.18518818
    >>18518785
    About damn time we did that.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:18 No.18518821
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    >>18518785
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/30/12(Fri)21:18 No.18518822
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    >>18518785
    tee hee hee hee
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:18 No.18518827
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    >>18518785
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:18 No.18518830
    >>18518785
    NO RESPITE FROM TROLLING
    NOT EVEN IF ALL THE HORDES FROM CYDONIA ARE BAYING FOR YOUR BLOOD
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:18 No.18518838
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    >>18518785
    >inverted snap roll
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:19 No.18518844
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    >>18518785
    Is this *really* the best time to be reprimanding our cheating manwhore of a squadmate?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:19 No.18518845
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    >>18518785
    AND THIS IS FOR LETTING A FUCKING MARTIAN GET ON OUR FUCKING TAIL BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY HAVING A BITCHFEST
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/30/12(Fri)21:19 No.18518846
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    >>18518785
    Mfw
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:19 No.18518847
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    >>18518785
    Oh fuck the hell yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:20 No.18518864
    >>18518844
    Every time is the best time.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:20 No.18518871
    >>18518847
    No, I will not join the Moon Nazis.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:20 No.18518872
    >>18518813
    >>18518814
    >>18518816
    >>18518818
    >>18518821
    >>18518822
    >>18518827
    >>18518830
    >>18518838
    >>18518844
    >>18518845
    >>18518846
    >>18518847
    One of these is not like the others...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:20 No.18518873
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    >>18518785
    Not even martian invasion can protect you
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:21 No.18518879
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    >>18518785
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:22 No.18518893
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    >>18518871
    >> Starshadow 03/30/12(Fri)21:23 No.18518905
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    >inverted snap roll
    Planefag never disappoints.
    >> Major Airlift 03/30/12(Fri)21:23 No.18518907
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    >>18518785
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:24 No.18518915
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    >>18518871
    Stop trying to fight it. Just lie back and enjoy the ride.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/30/12(Fri)21:24 No.18518916
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    >>18518785
    >stay away
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:24 No.18518921
    MC is kinda starting to feel slightly obsessive about "Protecting" his sister
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:24 No.18518924
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    >>18518871
    That feel when this is the first time this has ever been relevant in over three years.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/30/12(Fri)21:24 No.18518928
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2R8a-dzYhk
    For reference.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:25 No.18518947
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    Der Retourkutscher kennt den Weg.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:27 No.18518969
    >>18518921

    >MC is a siscon

    I see nothing wrong with this. Do you?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:28 No.18518981
    >>18518969
    other than incest being bad?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)21:28 No.18518986
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    >>18518785

    The snap-roll is, in essence, a horizontal spin. Spins are, in essence, an 'uncontrolled flight regime.' Which is the fancy way of saying you're rolling the plane through the air faster then it should, by rights, be physically capable of unless its out-of-control.

    Which it is. *FUCK* the Japanese, let's see a Zero do THIS.

    "YAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" you scream madly as the Black Widow kicks maneuverability expectations square in the nuts. You shove the stick forward and apply opposite rudder to exit the roll - upside down. Hauling back on the stick, you dive, inverted, towards the sea-cliffs of Dover.

    "AAAAAHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIT-" Sean screams, but Ian grunts placidly, because he's facing forward, and can see where you're headed.

    Sean notices, too. "AH FUCK WHAT!?"

    "Just some cliffs."

    "WHAT, WHAT, WHAT-"

    "Whoops," you say, and yank the stick back as you come within eight-hundred feet of slamming into the Dover sea cliffs.

    "All... that... smash..." you say wonderingly, eying your airspeed indicator, and enter a barrel roll.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:29 No.18518999
    >>18518969
    Have you met our sister?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:29 No.18519003
    >>18518921

    People who say things like this have never had the experience of one of their friends hitting on their sister.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:30 No.18519021
    >>18518986
    >and enter a barrel roll.
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:30 No.18519030
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    >>18518986
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:31 No.18519038
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    >>18518986

    GLORIOUS
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:31 No.18519044
    >>18518986
    WE GETTIN SMASH NOW!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:31 No.18519045
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    >>18518986
    CAUSE WE'RE A PILOOOOOOOOT~
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:31 No.18519048
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    >>18518981
    I believe the following may be relevant.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:31 No.18519052
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    >>18518981
    >>18518969
    Putting it out there right now, only people who don't actually have little sisters want to be siscons. Your sister is more of a bro than anyone not related by blood can ever be. You do NOT turn bros into hos, it just ain't done.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:32 No.18519062
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    I'm making a character based on the SWQ universe for a D&D campaign. Setting is kind of an interdimensional city where characters from all different universes can end up. Character is going to be a machine-affinity gnome (not MC) who was targeted by extremist witches who want to kill all male magic users. Not sure how I'm going to build it but the GM supports it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:32 No.18519064
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:32 No.18519069
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    >>18518986
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:33 No.18519073
    >>18518969
    We can hang out with Trude and talk about how much fun/trouble it is to care for a little sister.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:33 No.18519086
    >>18519062

    lernu esperonton.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:33 No.18519089
    >>18519073
    I think this is actually a good idea
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/30/12(Fri)21:34 No.18519092
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    >>18519073
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:34 No.18519094
    >>18519052
    It's mainly that it's Sean. He'll just dump her when he's done. No one does that to our Robin.

    NO ONE
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:34 No.18519104
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    > Trying to fix sleep schedule
    > Manage to fuck it up anyway and sleep through half the day
    > Wake up
    > HA HA TIME FOR WITCHES

    And suddenly everything's better.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:35 No.18519112
    >>18519052
    The only reason you wouldn't have sex with your bros is that you're not gay. They're just as horny as you are, and they're not bitchy all the time. Gay guys have it easy.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)21:36 No.18519118
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    Barrel rolls are cool, and awesome, and not disorienting at all.

    Unless you're facing backwards in a rolling plane flown by a psychopath in the dark with no reference points, besides the occasional treetop that's way too fucking close.

    "EAT SHIIIIIIIIIIII-" Sean screams as you haul your Widow through the tightest barrel roll you've ever executed, freely burning your extra smash to yank angles-of-attack in the climbing parts of the loops even your new powerplants would never let you get away with. You keep it up for as long as your spare energy lasts, and finally settle out as the Widow begins to mush a little.

    "You lost that Martian a mile back," Sanya informs you drolly.

    "Kept up, eh?"

    "No, I just stayed above you and kept an eye on you," Sanya says. "Then closed in before you lost yourself in the... ground..."

    You don't like that tone of dawning realization in her voice.

    You don't like that tone at-fucking-all.

    >FIRST ONE BACK TO BASE IS A WET FAGGOT
    >SO UM FUNNY STORY...
    >Other?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:36 No.18519119
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    >>18519104
    Glorious.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:36 No.18519131
    >>18519092
    Where do you guys keep finding these SW doujins?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:36 No.18519133
    >>18519073
    Doesn't sound very interesting.

    You just want to make out with her more, don't you?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:36 No.18519134
    >>18519112
    Gay guy here. No, no we fucking don't. It's like the second you come out as gay the bro code goes out the window and you expect to be treated like some perfect princess.

    It's enough to turn a man straight, some days.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/30/12(Fri)21:37 No.18519147
    >>18519118
    Wait, what? why is she suddenly not ok? What did we do to her?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:37 No.18519149
    >>18519118
    >SO UM FUNNY STORY...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:38 No.18519150
    >>18519118
    >>18519118
    FUCK EXPOSITION!

    ACQUIRE KILLS!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:38 No.18519155
    >>18519131
    We had general threads for 3 years, you start building them up. I still need to find the Minna shitting herself one though.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:38 No.18519157
    >FIRST ONE BACK TO BASE IS A WET FAGGOT
    If only to call someone a faggot
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:38 No.18519159
    >>18519133
    You say that like it's a bad thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:38 No.18519160
    >>18519147
    SHE KNOWS

    >oh, ummm funny story ha ha...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:38 No.18519162
    >>18519147
    we did exactly this WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY the fuck back in thread one.

    where we bounced her
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/30/12(Fri)21:38 No.18519167
    >>18519147

    She may have come to the realization that some other witches have had recently.

    About the event which started it all. The ur-bounce.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:39 No.18519169
    >>18519134
    Oh. Well at least I can stop being envious then.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:39 No.18519181
    >>18519118
    >FIRST ONE BACK TO BASE IS A WET FAGGOT

    She woulda found out eventually.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:39 No.18519182
    >>18519118
    So, um funny story.

    Might as well clear the air, since she was the one to pull us out of our funk, apologize and what-naught.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:39 No.18519183
    >>18519155

    upload dump? Please?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:40 No.18519186
    Tell her you'll talk to her over a cup of hot chocolate once we get back to base.

    Theres a fight on.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:40 No.18519187
    >>18519118
    So um funny story, I was an idiot a long while back, why don't we talk about me being a dumbfuck when we're not in hostile air.

    Also when the witches get off their Island and sortieing is soon to happen we should get back to the killing of Martians.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/30/12(Fri)21:40 No.18519193
    Oh...oh shit.


    >SO UM FUNNY STORY!
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/30/12(Fri)21:40 No.18519194
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    >SO UM FUNNY STORY...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:40 No.18519196
    >>18519118
    [x] Storytime
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:40 No.18519197
    snyahs cool.

    come clean and swear her to secrecy.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:40 No.18519198
    >>18519118
    Well it's about time she found out. We've been bouncing them since before they knew us. Good to see some things don't change.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:41 No.18519200
    >>18519118
    >SO HEY SANYA DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE FIGHTIN' GNOMES OF THE SKY AND THEIR FANTASTIC ADVENTURES
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:41 No.18519203
    >>18519118
    I may be dumb, but what's she realizing?

    [x]FIRST ONE BACK TO BASE

    Deflecting might as well be confessing. We can play it off as an urgent need to regroup.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:41 No.18519205
    >>18519169
    You know the "Flaming faggot" and "Drama queen" cliches? Yeah. They live on for a reason.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:41 No.18519213
    >>18519118

    I seem to be missing something here.

    Would someone please enlighten a slow anon?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:41 No.18519214
    Storytime when we get back to base
    We got martians to purge.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:42 No.18519225
    >>18519213

    In the first thread, we lost her in the weeds trying to avoid well deserved retribution for bouncing a transport out of boredom.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:42 No.18519226
    >>18519194
    Do you have the diagram image with Marseille and Raisa ?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:42 No.18519227
    >>18519203
    She's realizing that we were the one that bounced her back when it all started.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:42 No.18519228
    >>18519213
    We pulled this trick when we bounced her way back in thread the first.

    They were not..... amused by our stunt then
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:42 No.18519231
    >SO UM FUNNY STORY...

    This. Or, y'know, we could just be honest and earnest and apologize, but I somehow doubt that's going to happen.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:42 No.18519233
    >>18519118
    >Wait, did you witches seriously not realize it was us? I thought it was fucking obvious by now.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:42 No.18519239
    >>18519213
    >>18519203

    sanyah was our very first BOUNE way back in thread 0. so far we hadnt been caught.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:42 No.18519240
    >>18519203
    >>18519213
    Way back in thread 1. We bounced Sanya and got away by flying superlow.
    GUESS WHAT WE JUST DID TO MARTIUMS?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:42 No.18519243
    >>18519118
    Remember way back when we had that wonderful allusion to how a burning fuel tank pertains to our airspeed?

    LAST ONE BACK TO BASE IS A WET FAGGOT
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:42 No.18519244
    >>18519213
    She just realized, that we bounced the transport and got away from her in the first thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:42 No.18519245
    >>18519213
    Back in the first thread we bounced her, before we even came to witch island, we were on a night flight and we came screaming in from above her, shocked her half to death then snuck away, returned to base and altered flight logs so we were never there.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:42 No.18519249
    >>18519231
    Why would we apologize. It was funny.

    >>18519233
    This.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:43 No.18519251
    >>18519186
    my vote
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:43 No.18519259
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    >>18519225
    >>18519228
    >>18519239

    Danke.


    ....

    OHSHIT
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:44 No.18519267
    >>18519118
    "...RACE YOU."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:45 No.18519276
    >>18519233
    This. It's what big brothers do. Just ask Robin.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:45 No.18519278
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    >>18519118
    >SO UM FUNNY STORY

    Then pic related
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:45 No.18519282
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    >>18519226
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:45 No.18519286
    >>18519118
    When we no longer have a massive flight of Martians about to blow up our island I'll tell you everything, until that point we have work to do.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:46 No.18519293
    >So um, funny story

    then

    SHAZBOT

    GOTTA GO FAST

    and cue
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doEwWzMz99A&feature=player_embedded
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:46 No.18519297
    >>18519282
    Thanks
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:47 No.18519308
    Why is this such a huge deal? She's a big girl, she can take a practical joke and not be stupidly petty about it.

    I mean this is Sanya we're talking about, not... I dunno, even Perrine isn't that petty. Much bigger concern is her getting fragged while she's distracted by this little revelation, so save story time for the base.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:49 No.18519323
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    >>18519245
    >>18519244
    >>18519240
    >>18519239
    >>18519225
    Der Dank des Oberkommandos ob dieser ausführlichen Erklärung ist den Herren gewiss.
    Guten Tag.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:49 No.18519325
    Race her back to base. We gotta round up the cavalry and splash those transports, pronto. The crying part needs to wait until after that.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:49 No.18519331
    we are so dead
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:49 No.18519336
    >>18519308
    Are you expecting maturity out of a teenager?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:50 No.18519350
    >>18519336
    She's 12.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:50 No.18519355
    >>18519308
    I don't think they've ever been bounced before, considering their status.

    So we really scared the piss out of them, and they even fired warning shots at us. Minna damn near killed us when she figured it out.

    So yeah, we need to hide.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:50 No.18519356
    >>18519308
    You don't understand.

    The Bounce Bug. We have unleashed it and it's making its way through the ranks as we speak.

    A fate worst than death awaits us at Castle Barin.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)21:50 No.18519358
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    >>18519118

    "So, un, Sanya! Funny story, never got to tell you..."

    "... you were the Widow pilot," Sanya says. "The one I chased."

    "Yeah about that I didn't know you were like um I mean it was totally-"

    "I'm not mad," Sanya says, giggling as she joins on your wing. "Papa told me I'd have to be forever diligent to survive in war. You scared me, but... you taught me."

    "I did?" You think. "Yes. Beware the Loon from the Moon!"

    "And this time I kept with you, no problem," Sanya says, satisfaction creeping catlike into her voice.

    "... clever girl," you admit.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:50 No.18519360
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    >>18519308
    The last girl we told... didn't take it so well. Not that that was really the issue.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:50 No.18519364
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    >>18519308
    >even Perrine isn't that petty
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:51 No.18519370
    >>18519350
    My point still stands.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:51 No.18519371
    >>18519358
    >takes it well
    >PREPARE FOR WITCH BOUNCE
    >RED ALERT
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/30/12(Fri)21:51 No.18519372
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    >>18519358
    ...Sanya :3
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:51 No.18519377
    >>18519358
    "See? You're learning!"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:51 No.18519379
    >>18519358
    everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

    ...OR IS IT
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:51 No.18519383
    >>18519358
    So. Fucking. Proud.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:52 No.18519389
    >>18519360
    Well, Minna's a fucking head case. We should assume the others would have more reasonable reactions.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:52 No.18519390
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    >>18519358
    justasplanned
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:52 No.18519391
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    >>18519358
    She's planning something...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:52 No.18519392
    >>18519358
    D'aaaaaawwww
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:52 No.18519394
    >>18519358
    IN b4 SIS BOUNCES US
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:52 No.18519397
    >>18519358
    >she's cool with it

    Sanya officially confirmed for god-tier bro.

    She can come hang with Robin and us whenever.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:53 No.18519400
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    rolled 50 = 50

    >>18519358

    I want to ruffle her hair so bad right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:53 No.18519403
    >>18519358
    that's fucking adorable
    I bet shes going to bounce us in the near future just to see if were on our toes.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:53 No.18519404
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    >>18519358
    >> Why 03/30/12(Fri)21:53 No.18519405
    >>18519358

    Nigger, you gonna get Onii-chan raped so hard as soon as you turn your back.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:53 No.18519406
    >>18519389
    She just needs some time to figure herself out.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/30/12(Fri)21:53 No.18519408
    >>18519358

    Quick! Someone post the adorable sanya .gif I don't have. Because if I did, I would be posting it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:53 No.18519411
    >>18519358
    She further cements herself as the best, sure she'll countertroll us but that's far better than getting furious.

    We owe her some serious hugs when we get back to base. She's the sister we never had, sure we have one but Sanya doesn't rugby tackle us.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:54 No.18519420
    Daaaaaawwwwwwww.

    I have this image in my head of petting a purring Sanya on the head.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:54 No.18519421
    >>18519364
    <-- Does not and never will understand the Perrine hate. Especially not from the thread who thought that Minna was a massive dyke for a good part of the early threads.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:54 No.18519423
    >>18519358
    Oh, So cute and sweet! want to hug her so much... and introduce Robin to her new little sister!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:54 No.18519425
    >>18519403
    We can only hope.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:54 No.18519426
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    >>18519358
    >You scared me, but... you taught me."
    >... satisfaction creeping catlike into her voice.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:54 No.18519428
    Hey guys

    Once we repel this martian wave, you know what we HAVE to do?

    Get ALL pilots and witches, including our sis together, maybe patton and rommel as well....

    FOR THE ULTIMATE POKER GAME OF THE WAR
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:54 No.18519429
    Sanya: Calming people down since... she was born?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:55 No.18519438
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    >>18519358
    >>18519408
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHUHTl2YU8c
    +
    Rainymood.com
    >> Quartermaster 03/30/12(Fri)21:55 No.18519440
    >>18519358
    hey planefag, Mushy shit is great and all, I mean MC NGAF is growing as a person. BUT WE JUST BOUNCED A FUCKING MARTIAN AIR RAID, AND WE HAVE SCORED NO ADDITIONAL KILLS.

    We are a Night Fighter. It is Night. LETS GET BACK INTO THE FIGHT AND SPLASH SOME FUCKERS!

    >Also, keep up the great work man. You fucking rock, and this is one of the best quests /tg/ has ever seen. To you good sir, I tip my hat.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:55 No.18519442
    >and then a firebee shoots her dead from behind.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:55 No.18519443
    >>18519423
    No better way to troll her, really. Especially if Robin can only love and never be mad at the adorable cossack.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/30/12(Fri)21:55 No.18519444
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    WHY U GIB NEW WAIFU PLANEFAG?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:55 No.18519447
    >>18519421
    She bullied Miyafuji,


    UNACCEPTABRU!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:55 No.18519448
    >>18519421
    We're Tsundrere for Minna. We actually dislike Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:55 No.18519450
    >>18519406
    >She just needs medication and extensive therapy.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:56 No.18519460
    >>18519442

    Can't... Unthink..!

    Y U DO DIS
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:57 No.18519483
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    >>18519442
    We would singlehandedly burn the entire fleet.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:57 No.18519484
    >>18519447
    And we used her as a human shield. What the fuck, /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:57 No.18519485
    >>18519358
    We owe her a hug, we're a night fighter, she's a night fighter, it's in the middle of the night. Lets kill some motherfuckers.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:58 No.18519487
    >>18519450
    ASSHOLE!
    >>18519460
    Because ASSHOLE!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:58 No.18519490
    >>18519450
    >Implying all the witches don't need extensive therapy

    After all, they're a bunch of teens and pre-teens in a war, seeing all the young men sent to protect them die around them... or were you not listening to Sakamoto?
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/30/12(Fri)21:58 No.18519494
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:58 No.18519497
    >>18519391
    ...is that a Red Dawn reference? In MY /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:58 No.18519499
    >>18519450
    She needs to come to terms with her past. To finally get over her dead BF. To realize that her future more important than her past.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:58 No.18519500
    >>18519448
    Wrong on both accounts. Perrine's a pissy little bitch, but she doesn't really know any better.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:59 No.18519508
    >>18519484
    More like mobile shield generator and that was an emergency.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:59 No.18519509
    >>18519447

    Considering that Miyafuji didn't break Perrine's bitch wall down in this verse, I have a feeling that Robin is going to play Miyafuji's role in SWQ, getting Perrine to tone down on the bitchyness and being more friendly; since that role belongs to a newcomer.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:59 No.18519516
    >>18519440
    Ian tagged a guy, and the crew shares the kills.

    The stalled alium counts too.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:59 No.18519517
    >>18519484
    It's not as bad when they can literally generate shields to protect themselves.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:59 No.18519519
    >>18519487
    Sorry that first ASSHOLE was meant for >>18519442
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)21:59 No.18519522
    >>18519406
    >>18519450
    Well Sakamoto seems to think that all Minna needs is a good dicking. That's why she's been so desperate to set the two of us up.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:00 No.18519527
    >>18519509
    or they'll wind up mortal enemies due to her being our sister.

    and how she HATES our guts
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:00 No.18519534
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    >>18519438
    Oh bittersweet the melancholy!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:00 No.18519539
    >>18519490
    >They went out with a full wing of escorts, and came back alone

    Yeah, that'll fuck anyone up right good.

    I am all for making Sanya our honorary little sister if we can do it in a non-creepy fashion.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:01 No.18519545
    >>18519442
    Sure is Modoka in here...
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)22:01 No.18519547
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    Castle Barin guides you in with a polite British accent, and even lights up the runway for you. There's no fucking fog to contend with, for a change, and you bounce your Widow into the hangar with little trouble. Engineers rush forward and hook a Jeep to your nosewheel to tow your Widow deeper into the hangar.

    You deplane while the Widow is still in motion and go springing away across the huge room, your parachute bouncing against your ass as you make good your escape. You don't want to be around when your crew get their stability and asskicking ability back.

    At some workbenches on the other side of the room, you recognize a Merlin engine laid on a big table, and several men gathered around it, pointing thoughtfully.

    One of the men looks vaguely familiar. You squint. And to your lasting regret, the man turns in your direction - and starts as he recognizes.

    MARV.

    IT'S FUCKING MARV

    >FIGHT
    >ITEM
    >RUN
    >SWITCH
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:01 No.18519550
    >>18519500
    We never did get around to hearing Perrine's side of that story. You guys are going to feel like the biggest bag of flaccid dicks in the world if we eventually find out she's been "bullying" Miyafuji the way a drill sergeant "bullies" his troops into being able to survive in a firefight or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:01 No.18519553
    >>18519490
    Never said they don't all have serious issues, some more apparent than others. Still doesn't make Minna any less fucked in the head.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:02 No.18519558
    >>18519547
    >SWITCH
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:02 No.18519561
    >>18519547
    FIGHT

    >Don Reflector belt
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:02 No.18519563
    >FIGHT
    No time for love!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:02 No.18519566
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    >>18519438
    Somehow the rain from that .gif has gotten into my room.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:02 No.18519568
    >>18519547

    MARV

    What? Who?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:03 No.18519572
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    >>18519547
    Oh My GOD IT'S OUR CREW CHIEF

    RUN LIKE THE FUCKING DOGS OF HELL ARE ON US!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:03 No.18519580
    >>18519550
    Even if she was in the right that time (which is unlikely. Does Perrine strike you as the DI type?), she's done plenty of other stuff to justify calling her a pissy little bitch. Again, it's not surprising, given her background, but she's still gonna take flack for it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:04 No.18519588
    >>18519568
    Isn't that our mechanic who HATES WHAT WE DO TO HIS PRECIOUS ENGINES!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:04 No.18519591
    >FUCKING RUN
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:04 No.18519593
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    >>18519547
    Got out of a night fight
    Adrenalines pumping.
    COME AT ME BRO
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:04 No.18519595
    >>18519547
    ITEM: Sanya.

    Who's Marv?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:04 No.18519597
    >>18519547
    Run like the wind Bullseye!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:04 No.18519599
    >>18519547
    >MISSION
    Invasion? In the air right now? You know, the alium transports that we need to be forming up a force to go shoot down BEFORE they can land?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:04 No.18519606
    >>18519547

    > Fix my damn plane bitch
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:05 No.18519611
    >>18519547
    Hey Marv, I love what you've done with my plane. Get her back up and running, there are still martians to kill up there.

    Run, grab sanya, two mugs of hot chocolate and find a nice quiet place to little sister her.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:05 No.18519615
    >Give No Fucks

    We just confirmed THE LITTLEST COSSACK is a bro.

    We don't care about anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:05 No.18519620
    >>18519547
    [x] SWITCH
    Throw the nearest available nopants that isn't Sanya at him.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:05 No.18519623
    >>18519599
    We lured away their escorts. They're easy pickings for Luke and his boys, plus whatever else the 8th can scramble up.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:06 No.18519626
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    >>18519566
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:06 No.18519630
    >>18519547
    This picture makes me lol so much. Canada and America are perfect. Even down to fundamentally being bros.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:06 No.18519639
    We landed the plane without it being shot to shit.
    He's going to hyperventilate and pass out.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/30/12(Fri)22:06 No.18519641
    >ITEM

    Neon Samurai helmet time.

    OUR DEFF WIR NOT BE DISHONOROBOR
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:06 No.18519643
    >>18519572
    Wait... crew chief... oh shit we had one of those.
    Run! Run as fast as we can, run like the wind!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:07 No.18519648
    Marv! ole buddy! hope ya aint workin to hard.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/30/12(Fri)22:07 No.18519650
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    >ITEM
    Escape parachute go!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:07 No.18519652
    >>18519553
    Overall, I'd say she isn't even one of the more fucked up ones. Most of the others couldn't even get into a committed relationship.

    I'm really surprised people seem to think Trude is any less screwed up. She literally rode in on a fucking white stallion and still thinks she failed? Come on.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:07 No.18519655
    >>18519615 here, changing to
    >>18519611

    Because SISTERS.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:07 No.18519657
    >>18519547
    OH SHIT IT'S MARV.

    THROW PARACHUTE AT HIM AND RUUUUUUUUUUUUN

    >seedsd maids

    And now I gotta suggest to planefag we need to dress up the witches as MAIDS.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:07 No.18519661
    >>18519606
    This.
    And check the noseart, woe to the tentacled bastards if it got scratched.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:08 No.18519664
    >>18519623
    ...for which we have no confirmation, and besides, for something this important...

    If we're willing to answer an all-hands call from hundreds of miles away while low on fuel, why would we land and sit around base while an invasion force flies practically over our heads?

    At the very least, we should be heading to CIC for >INTEL.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:08 No.18519665
    >>18519626
    I must construct a NGAF bunker, out of booze.
    And Aviators.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:08 No.18519674
    >>18519650
    You might mistake us for a certain nanny.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:09 No.18519683
    >>18519550
    ...no, I think it's pretty clear that Perrine's just a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:10 No.18519689
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    >>18519661
    >saying "fix my plane, bitch"
    >to a crew chief surrounded by fellow mechanics

    We would wind up a bloody pulp, and nobody would have seen anything.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:10 No.18519694
    Get a hot chocolate for us and Sanya while we wait for refuel
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:11 No.18519704
    >>18519664
    What could they tell us we don't already know?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:11 No.18519711
    >>18519652
    What? Most of the others are too young to be in a committed relationship. And look what happened to Minna when hers ended. She is far and away the most messed up, but she's also one of the more mature ones, so she handles it better than others would. The biggest problem is that she's in a position of power, and can spread the crazy around.

    Trude's definitely got her own problems - well, one problem, really, but there's not all that much to it. I think we could get it sorted out with the calm and sober application of some angry pilot logic. It's something we should get around to in the near future; we need to talk to her anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:12 No.18519714
    >>18519547
    Nod at Marv, point at the plane and ask if he could please fix our plane, there are bogeys in the air and we need to be back up soon. Everybody here might troll but they don't fuck around when there is a clear and present danger.

    Get some hot chocolate and grab Sanya, ruffle her hair.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:12 No.18519725
    >>18519650
    We should start only communicating to Minna with sock puppets. We can make one of each of us, and force her to use it when she wants to talk to us.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:13 No.18519736
    >>18519725
    where do you get your weed?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:13 No.18519743
    >>18519689
    Got a version of that with a K98?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:13 No.18519744
    >>18519725
    Then we can switch puppets for role reversal hijinks
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:14 No.18519762
    >>18519725
    Only if we use the Minna puppet, and she uses the MC puppet.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:15 No.18519771
    >>18519762
    That sounds like some bad marriage therapy.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:15 No.18519773
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    Something baout Minna-pups?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:15 No.18519777
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    >>18519550
    Perrine is perfectly capable of *trying* to be the DI type -- given that Miyafuji is useless, even if she's only got a month or two of experience on her she's still in a position to try to "tough love" Miyafuji into having a longer life expectancy, though given that it's Perrine she'd be awkward and emotionally insincere about it. And Yoshika, being adorably innocent about just about everything, would never pick up on this. We sure as hell haven't.

    And most of the really objectionable stuff she's done since then has been in response to us being an asshole because we never gave her a chance. Miyafuji might not have de-bitched her in this timeline yet but if we don't extend an olive branch at some point she probably never will either.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:15 No.18519778
    FIGHT!

    MAXIMUM ADRENALINE.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:15 No.18519786
    >>18519725
    This would be worth it if only to see her reaction. We could even just pull them out when things get emotional and act all psychoanalysty.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:16 No.18519793
    >>18519777
    our olive branch is Ian
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:16 No.18519800
    >>18519793
    I don't think he wants to extend for perrine.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:16 No.18519801
    >>18519793

    Baby steps, that's mashing her over the head with an olive orchard.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:16 No.18519802
    >>18519771
    Right. Problem with that?
    She's our waifu after all.
    >> Major Airlift 03/30/12(Fri)22:16 No.18519803
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    >>18519773
    no.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:17 No.18519804
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    >>18519777
    > awkward and emotionally insincere
    once a tsundere, always a tsundere.

    >>18519786
    Was Jung even a thing yet, or are we stuck with Freud's horseshit?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)22:17 No.18519805
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    You wave cheerfully. "HI MARV!"

    Marv looks from you, then over to your Widow.

    His eyes widen with horror.

    "IT'S BRAND-FUCKING NEW!" he screams. "BRAND! FUCKING! NEW!"

    "TELL THAT TO THE ALIUMS!" you shout back.

    "YOU COULD'VE DODGED IT, RIGHT? YOU COULD'VE DODGED IT, MR. ACE-IN-A-DAY! BUT YOU DIDN'T, DID YOU? YOU HAD TO GUN FOR ANOTHER KILL, DIDN'T YOU?"

    That's entirely unfair.

    "I TOTALLY KIND OF PSEUDODODGED!" you shout back across the hangar. "THAT COUNTS!'

    "OH FUCK I STILL OWE YOU FOR THE SHIT YOU STOLE!" Marv bellows, and charges across the hangar, scooping up an empty trash can in his hands as he comes at you.

    "SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!' you retort, tying your reflective safety belt around your head and adopting a fighting stance. "KUNG-POW CHICKEN, MOTHERFUCKER!"

    Your blood up and adrenaline still surging, you rush forward. Marv thrusts the metal trashbin before him like a lion tamer with a chair, but you baseball-slide underneath it, riding the padding of your parachute.

    Marv tries to kick you in the balls as you kick for his balls, and your legs just tangle awkwardly.

    Then a parachute slaps Marv full in the face.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:17 No.18519815
    >>18519777
    >And most of the really objectionable stuff she's done since then has been in response to us being an asshole because we never gave her a chance
    Oh, like fuck it has. She had the audacity to wake us up with death threats, try to follow through on them, and then demand that we buy her expensive gifts for "almost ruining [her] life."
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:17 No.18519817
    >>18519773
    Someone needs to draw the whole squadron in chibi-familiar mode. Pure weaponized DAAAAWWWWW.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:18 No.18519820
    >>18519793
    Could've fooled me given that MC seems to think he has to "save" Ian from Perrine's attentions or otherwise throw him at her when vengeance is required.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:18 No.18519821
    >>18519793
    Don't you mean Ian's the (not quite) virgin sacrifice we're chucking into the active volcano?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:18 No.18519831
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    >>18519805
    Glorious
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:18 No.18519832
    >>18519821
    Yes
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:18 No.18519834
    >>18519800
    I don't think anyone cares what he wants.
    >>18519805
    >Then a parachute slaps Marv full in the face.
    CHUCK?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:18 No.18519838
    >>18519711
    Minna's getting better. She's starting to learn how to deal with her problems, instead of running away from them. We are too, sort of. Still, it would be nice to see her move towards us for once, instead of us having to chase her.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:19 No.18519851
    >>18519805
    >KUNG POW CHICKEN
    My sides are moving on their own
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:20 No.18519858
    >>18519805
    >everybody's aiming for the crotch
    I think we just invented MMA seventy years early!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:20 No.18519867
    >>18519805
    So we're solving all our conflicts with kung fool now?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 03/30/12(Fri)22:20 No.18519874
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    >>18519805
    My body is ready...
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:21 No.18519884
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    >>18519851
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:21 No.18519885
    Sanya Renegade Interrupt?

    Or maybe it's our other adorable little sister?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:21 No.18519892
    >>18519867
    You got a better way?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:22 No.18519898
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    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:22 No.18519899
    >>18519838
    The only improvement I can think of is the bit from our first talk in the cellar after the raid. And I don't think bouncing as a defensive mechanism counts as "dealing with her problems." I'm all for straightening her out rather than take our chances with a new CO, but it's certainly not our responsibility.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:22 No.18519902
    >>18519867
    >kung fool
    ... I like it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:22 No.18519904
    >>18519892
    Rational debate with rhetoric and logic?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:23 No.18519926
    >>18519904
    *slap*
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:23 No.18519931
    >>18519885
    Maybe its out adorable radar operator, not wanting to give up the honor of punching our pristine and undamaged face before anyone else gets there?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)22:23 No.18519941
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    >>18519805

    You look behind you, where Sanya's "eeping" most cutely, her tail and ears still in evidence.

    "I meant to hit him!" she wails apologetically, pointing at you. "I owed him a bounce! I'm sorry!"

    Four mechanics who were strolling over with ambivalent expressions on, trying to decide between breaking up the scuffle or helping to kick your ass, come to a screeching halt. Their jaws slowly unhinge as they stare at Sanya.

    "I- I-" Sanya tries, and finally gives up, hiding her face behind her hands and hunching over a bit. Her ears droop and her tail curls up behind her, shyly.

    "... uh, sh...." one of the mechanics begins, then stops talking, and flushes. The others glare at him, shocked at the termite of their fellow daring to unleash his apelike utterances in the face of such weaponized d'aaaw.

    Now would be a prime time to get the fuck out of dodge.

    >TO THE READY ROOMS
    >OUTSIDE THE HANGAR!
    >TO THE TOWERS!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:24 No.18519942
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    >>18519904
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:24 No.18519944
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    >>18519904
    >Logic
    Son do you have any idea where we are?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:24 No.18519956
    >>18519898
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/30/12(Fri)22:24 No.18519962
    >>18519941
    TO THE TOWERS!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:25 No.18519968
    >>18519941
    >TO THE TOWERS
    Find armor and HIDE.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:25 No.18519973
    >>18519941
    Capture a Sanya, give her a piggy back ride to hot chocolate, explain how bouncing works.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:25 No.18519977
    >>18519941
    Ruffle Sanya's hair.
    "You'll get another chance, kiddo"
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:25 No.18519980
    >>18519931
    >pristine and undamaged face
    Like hell it is. We need to get our face unfucked somehow. I don't think Miyafuji is up to the job.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/30/12(Fri)22:25 No.18519981
    >>18519941
    >termity
    >TERMITE

    god fuck shit damn ANSE;LRKAD
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:26 No.18519982
    >>18519941
    Ready Rooms
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:26 No.18519985
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>18519941

    Daaaaaaaaaaaaw

    [x] Ruffle sanya's hair
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:26 No.18519989
    >>18519941
    TO THE READY ROOMS!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:26 No.18519991
    >>18519941
    Oh god, she's going to keep trying to get us and end up hitting other people, isn't she?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:26 No.18519992
    >>18519973
    This.
    >Grab Sanya.
    >Give it legs.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:26 No.18519994
    >>18519941
    >TO THE READY ROOMS
    If people aren't scrambling to deal with the alium transport flight, they damn well should be.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:26 No.18519997
    >>18519899
    It's better than avoiding the problem, like when she banned all men from the base.

    And it's not our responsibility to straighten out anyone. But sometimes we want to.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:26 No.18520000
    >>18519931
    >>18519941

    Nope.jpg.png.gif.avi.bmp.mpeg.swf.zip.rar.ace.7z

    Also, HNNNNNGH-

    >GRAB COSSACK, COMMENCE COCOA RUN
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:26 No.18520002
    >>18519941
    ah we have found a new student to teach the ways of the bounce
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:27 No.18520010
    >>18519941
    that's some enriched weapons grade dawwanium right there
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:27 No.18520012
    >>18519941
    >TO THE TOWERS!

    Who's at the base, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:27 No.18520013
    >>18519941
    [x] towers
    Grab Sanya on the way out though.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:27 No.18520016
    TO The READY ROOMS
    Let's take the opportunity to be useful. We can still be trolling and awesome but let's help the force get scrambled before adding the cheese.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:27 No.18520019
    >>18519980
    Oh come on, we need to keep building up the scar tissue. It'll make us look fearsome when we board another Martian vessel. Besides, it might keep the grabby dames off us for a while.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:28 No.18520037
    To the Towers!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:28 No.18520038
    >>18519941
    Grab our newest sister and retreat to the tower!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:28 No.18520042
    >>18519941
    >TO THE READY ROOMS
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:29 No.18520050
    >>18519941
    Grab Sanya, put her in piggy back position. Find some cocoa and little sister her, ruffle her hair and thank her for being understanding about the Bounce.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:29 No.18520051
    >>18519941
    Towers
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/30/12(Fri)22:29 No.18520052
    >>18519941

    I had an appropriate image, but we've hit the image cap, so I'll have to spell it out.

    HNNNNNNNNG
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:29 No.18520057
    >>18519968
    this
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:29 No.18520058
    >>18519941
    >TO THE TOWERS

    Let's watch the planes fly out for the attack.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:29 No.18520063
    I'll, uh.

    I'll level with you.

    I don't know what a ready room is.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:30 No.18520064
    >>18519997
    It's exactly the same as avoiding the problem. And she's still pulling that shit now. We still haven't gotten our stuff moved back to the right side of the castle yet. Frankly, the only reason we'd want to mess with her at this point is because having a crazy CO isn't good. That and cause she's hot, but I think our dick's even noticed by now that she might not be worth it at this point.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:30 No.18520068
    >>18519815
    Yes. Because we've been a massive shit-filled cunt to her.

    What all have we done to her, /tg/? I remember stuffing her in a suit of armor as our way of saying "Hello" way back when, and I remember trolling her into trying to strangle us and then mortifying her in front of the person she admires most in the world. And don't forget the time we almost got her killed on the Eastchurch night landing. We have been HUGE FUCKING COCK MONGLERS to her from day 1 and you have the nerve to complain that she's being a bitch to us in return?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:30 No.18520069
    >TO THE READY ROOMS
    >INTEL
    >BRIEF FOR COUNTERATTACK
    >SLAP MALLORY FOR WAITING UNTIL ALIUMS HAVE LANDED BEFORE LAUNCHING
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:31 No.18520084
    >>18519941
    >>18519941
    Ready rooms!
    Towers are a no go, sine we can only flee upwards.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:31 No.18520090
    >>18520084
    They expect us to go to the ready rooms though.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:32 No.18520094
    >>18519941
    To the ready rooms.
    We need to debrief as quickly as we can. Robin is here now, we can still bounce Witches, but we need to show a level of military professionalism.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:32 No.18520099
    >>18520063
    There should always be a flight ready to scramble, and the ready room is where they wait for the recce elements to find the enemy. Once found, they scramble immediately.

    By rights, it should probably be empty by now, no?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:32 No.18520100
    >>18520063
    It's Where on duty pilots go to stand by if i am not mistaken.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:33 No.18520112
    >>18520090
    No they expect us to do the unexpected, they'll never see this coming!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:34 No.18520124
    >>18520068
    Your memory is shit, buddy.
    We put her in the suit of armor after she bullied Miyafuji.
    We trolled her with the kiss because she was acting like a fucking psychopath, and we certainly didn't make her strangle us.
    The asphyxiation line was in front of Trude, not Sakamoto.
    She wouldn't have died at Eastchurch, and if she hadn't insulted the Brits she'd have been fine on her own anyway.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:34 No.18520128
    >>18520068
    She started it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:35 No.18520137
    >>18520128
    By?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:35 No.18520142
    >>18519941
    We've never been to the towers. Let's go there.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:35 No.18520145
    >>18520137
    Being a bitch
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:35 No.18520146
    >>18520099
    >>18520100

    Wow, I wasn't actually expecting answers. Thanks guys. Requisite statement about /tg/ being the best board in the history of forever goes here.

    It's like I don't even need wikis anymore.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:36 No.18520150
    >>18520137
    Being a massive bitch to Miyafuji.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:36 No.18520157
    >>18520137
    Delivering death threats first thing in the morning and almost making good on them?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:36 No.18520162
    >>18520128
    So did Minna. The only difference is that /tg/ was willing to give her a chance.

    Also bonus points for having a sufficiently childish answer that is also perfectly in-character for MC.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:38 No.18520180
    >>18520124

    We've also dispensed Ian on tap like an lax bartender...

    And she hasn't been truely horrible in a while. We just haven't had much interaction with her recently.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:39 No.18520205
    >>18520162
    >The only difference is that /tg/ was willing to give her a chance.
    More like she was hot and not jailbait, so our dick keeps aiming us toward her.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:40 No.18520212
    we should go hang out with perrine.

    we can tell her abot Ians favorite hobbies or what food he likes and shit.

    or lie about those things.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:40 No.18520223
    >>18520180
    She may be getting better, slowly. It's probably best to just avoid her.

    >>18520212
    Although this would be fun.
    >> Writefag 03/30/12(Fri)22:41 No.18520235
    >>18520212

    We'll get more vengeance out of telling the truth about those things.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:42 No.18520245
    >>18520223
    >>18520223
    > Troll her about Ian
    > See her later acting on our trolling
    > "Man, she's such a bitch"
    > entire thread agrees

    Perfect idea!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:42 No.18520256
    I'm sorry, whenever I read Perrine's name I just always think about this one blacksmith guy from the Wheel of Time.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:42 No.18520259
    >>18520235
    How much do we know about Ian and Sean, anyway? Do we talk a lot?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:43 No.18520265
    >>18520223
    Nein. Ian can't stand her, we saw that demonstrated amply when he was shooting at her in the hangar. If we're going to get her some character development we're gonna have to do it ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:43 No.18520267
    >That feel when your name is an anagram for Perrine
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:43 No.18520269
    rolled 48 = 48

    >>18520235

    If we do so we can:
    1) Troll Ian
    2) Get her to try and be nicer to Miyafuji and now Robin

    This can be the start of integrating Perrine back in properly.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/30/12(Fri)22:43 No.18520271
    >>18520212

    I can see it now. We just like, show up near Perrine, she's all like "What do you want?" and then we simply give her a list of Ian's hobbies and turn on our heel and walk away. Hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:44 No.18520293
    >>18520265
    We really need some more info on that incident. It's bound to be hilarious, at least for us.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:45 No.18520297
    I think the Perrine stuff is people waifuing over Perrine because of MSQ.

    Stop it. Different characters here. At the most, we're even. If we ever get in each other's faces, we can just give her a list of what Ian likes and she'll be happy.

    Now, let's gtfo before those mechanics wake up.

    >Goddamn Sanya is just adorable as hell.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:45 No.18520301
    >>18520271
    We include long walks in the moonlight and pina colada's.

    Those exist in the 40's, right?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:45 No.18520302
    >>18520271
    >a list of hobbies
    >not a list of fetishes and kinks
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:45 No.18520303
    >>18520297
    Perrine's in MSQ?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:46 No.18520309
    >>18520297

    The term I'm looking for is "killing with kindness".

    We can troll the hell out of her just by being useful and slightly evasive. We could even make her...

    GASP

    Ask nicely!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:46 No.18520311
    >>18520303
    and Pregnant mind you
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:46 No.18520317
    >>18520311
    In before the pic.
    >> LeonTrollski !B916AXFNB2 03/30/12(Fri)22:47 No.18520321
    >>18520311

    im so sorry you had to see this
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:47 No.18520322
    >>18520311
    ...What the fuck have they done to mai waifu?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:47 No.18520324
    >>18520301
    Nope, not for another ten years or so.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/30/12(Fri)22:47 No.18520326
    >>18520311

    (╬ ಠ益ಠ)
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:47 No.18520332
    >>18520317
    >152 images
    It'll be a while there, son.
    >> Writefag 03/30/12(Fri)22:48 No.18520339
    >>18520322

    Knocked her up, evidently.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:48 No.18520346
    >>18520311
    SHE'S NOT PREGNANT UNTIL LG SAYS SO.
    IN THE THREAD.
    Twitter doesn't count. Cannons, loaded, etc.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:49 No.18520352
    >>18520339
    WHY
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:49 No.18520356
    >>18520322
    Future Hayate probably knocked her up, it hasn't been explicitly confirmed but there are lots of twitter posts saying it and giant piles of people implying it.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:49 No.18520358
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>18520339

    Will have had knocked her up, you mean.

    Fucking time travelling doppleganger.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:50 No.18520374
    >>18520322
    The MC visited SWverse and was dapper enough (and helpful enough) to earn Perrine's interest. What with her being high class and finally meeting someone who acted proper.

    Then we went and made her feel feelings she never had before and broke them, then a future version of us came back through time and did her while she was vulnerable. Got her preggers too.

    Now current MC is clueless as to why Perrine seems to be sick, and so very shy around him.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:50 No.18520377
    >>18520358
    >>18520356
    >>18520346
    >>18520339
    >>18520324
    >>18520311


    Note to self: Never join MSQ.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:50 No.18520381
    Hey how about we talk about MSQ in it's own quest thread?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:50 No.18520388
    >>18520358

    Stop this now! We aren't getting into time traveler's verb tenses! This will have ended poorly in the future!
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:50 No.18520389
    >Perrine discussion all over my beautiful delicious SWQ

    whatthehellamireading.jpg

    >practically iewordo
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:51 No.18520401
    >>18520297
    I don't even read MSQ, I just don't hate her with the burning fury of a thousand suns like SWQ apparently does.

    Also unlike many in here I've actually watched both of the anime and I know she gets dere as all fuck once she warms up to Yoshika. Give her a chance to let her grow and the whole squad will benefit from it.

    And while we're at it, set some time aside to hang out with Lucchini, she's taken after the MC more than anyone with hardly any input from us at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:52 No.18520413
    >>18520381
    We've got a while until MC gets to the towers so planefag can start a new thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:53 No.18520421
    >>18520401
    >Zucchini
    >grabs boobs
    >Robin has boobs
    OH GOD I HOPE WE HAVEN'T MISSED IT
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:53 No.18520422
    whats MSQ?
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:53 No.18520427
    >>18520401
    She's gone all dere-dere over Ian.

    Even tried to rape him. So probably a little yandere.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:53 No.18520429
    >>18520422
    Mahou Shounen Quest.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:54 No.18520446
    >>18520427

    There's a difference between being aggressive and yandere.

    It's a thin line, but the fact that she didn't succeed and Ian is still alive means it's not Yandere.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:55 No.18520462
    >>18520427
    IAN TRIED TO FUCKING SHOOT HER. I do not see that relationship being a good thing for either of them.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:56 No.18520491
    >>18520462
    If Ian was really trying to hit, he would have hit.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:57 No.18520500
    >>18520462

    First. Beanbags

    Second. She stole his pants and pants related accessories. He had a right to be *sunglasses* chafed.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:57 No.18520508
    >>18520462
    He's just a standoffish sort, and she was being really aggressive.

    When we tossed him to an inebriated Perrine, he actually came out of it defending her when we called her out on being bitchy.

    There's definitely something there, he just refuses to let it grow. Need to get him to open up to other people.
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)22:57 No.18520514
    >>18520407
    >>18520407
    >>18520407
    >>18520407
    >>18520407
    >>18520407
    >>18520407
    >>18520407
    >> Anonymous 03/30/12(Fri)23:01 No.18520577
    >>18520462

    Don't you know?
    A few friendly high calibre lovetaps make relationships go smoother.

    > Captcha: asedomy son

    Indeed captcha, indeed.



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