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    234 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: War Buddies Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)08:34 No.18548202  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    You take it like a man.
    The cold water blasts the dried mud off you.
    You hold your ground.
    Keima falls as the jet hits him.
    You help him up and again face the water.

    A few moments later you are all dripping wet and jogging behind Sagara, now out of his bonta suit.

    "OKAY LADIES. THIS WILL BE A SHORT 3 HOUR HIKE UP AND DOWN THE MOUNTAIN." he tells you as he sets the pace.
    He throws three pairs of handcuffs behind him.

    You shackle yourself to Keima and the two of you take up the rear of the column.

    >sorry for being late.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)08:37 No.18548216

    If this doesn't end in gay sex I don't know what will.
    Let's do this.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)08:40 No.18548236
    Well anything involving billy generally ends in gay sex, but this is pretty close
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)08:41 No.18548245
    >rear of the column
    I see what you did there
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)08:42 No.18548252
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    It is time. Today we do that thing Erica taught us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)08:43 No.18548259
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    Again, Sagara takes up that marching song he did earlier.
    Sound off 1, 2
    Sound off 3, 4"
    Step after step, you trudged deeper into the woods and higher up the slopes of the mountain.

    Sound off 1, 2
    Sound off 3, 4"
    After about 45 minutes, Keima begins lagging behind, and since he's attached to you literally and possibly figuratively you are forced to slow down as well.
    "Hey you okay man?"
    "Y-yeah. Keep going. I-I can take this." Keima says, clearly out of breath.
    "You're panting mighty hard though." you say
    "Just keep going. I'm g-good. I can handle this."

    WAT DO?
    [ ]stop for a quick breather.
    [ ]keep going, same pace
    [ ]keep going, slower
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)08:44 No.18548264
    Keep going slower
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)08:45 No.18548271
    >[x] throw him over our shoulder and carry him the rest of the way.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)08:47 No.18548279
    keep going but a little slower.
    If he finally gives way. do this >>18548271
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)08:47 No.18548281

    I can't help but feel that slowing down would Insult Keima more than anything. He's stubborn like that.

    Keep the pace, but slow if he's really starting to have problems.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)08:49 No.18548290
    Keep the pace, I don't want to offend him
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)08:49 No.18548291
    No no no. PRINCESS carry him.

    That's what we do if he starts having problems, if he says anything act confused and say that's just how we thought you carry people
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)08:50 No.18548295
    Same pace. If he keeps slowing, fireman carry.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)08:52 No.18548307
    Yep. We cannot allow ourselves to forget the mission, fuck with his head as much as possible.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)08:57 No.18548346
    We must princess carry him.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/02/12(Mon)09:05 No.18548394
    We should keep going but at slower pace. And I dont think it is good idea to do princess carry him.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)09:05 No.18548396
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    >Keep pace
    You keep pace while at the same time keeping a close eye on Keima.
    He never did get enough excercise, he's the least physical of your group.
    He's clearly having a hard time.

    Mile after mile, you jog. The main group always far ahead of you, neither catching up nor falling behind.

    You slightly lower your pace even more, when Keima begins to drag again.
    "Hey, we can stop if you need to."
    "No. Don't stop. We're almost there."
    "Are you sure? you look like you really cant take much more."
    You keep going but at the slower rate you have now.
    At the summit, you find Ken and Kenji also slighty out of breath, But Keima is still the worst for wear.

    "OKAY LADIES. I WILL BE LEAVING YOU NOW. YOU MUST MAKE IT BACK TO CAMP BEFORE 08:00. " Sousuke says as a helicopter lets down a rope ladder for him.

    Once the chopper cleared the scene the shooting began.
    Green paint bursts on the ground and trees around you.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:07 No.18548413

    keep the pace, when he gives carry him in the least burdening manner.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:08 No.18548417
    Up the nearest tree! Keima gets piggybacked!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:09 No.18548424
    Use Ken and Kenji as human shields.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:09 No.18548430

    need to avoid as much as possible while assisting Keima, he is not used to shit like this and being stuborn about it will only make things worse for himself.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:11 No.18548440
    Drag Keima down a bushy path and find some cover,
    Then start stealthily working out way back to camp
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:12 No.18548453


    Princess carry. Belt down that mountain like all fucking hell is after you.

    We can outrun cars on bikes with no enhancement, we can outrun bontas on foot carrying Keima just fine.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:14 No.18548459
    I like this plan.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:16 No.18548473
    What time is it?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:17 No.18548474
    Carry him and jump into the woods.
    then run to camp.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)09:17 No.18548480
    You have an hour and a half left
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/02/12(Mon)09:19 No.18548491
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    Find where the the paintballs are coming from, and then use the bushes and trees as cover. Then go stealthy commando style back to the camp.

    Also Lg, I finished your request, here you go.
    The Ericanought
    >Even in 'noughts, I still grope.

    >In case you are LGv2, as is implied last thread, please give this to LG. If that is just rampant paranoia, then ignore this sentence
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:22 No.18548498

    not so sure we'll lose the bontas that easily, but in the worst case we should shield Keima from most of the paint since the penalty could likely break him in half in his current state.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:22 No.18548505
    >the pair with the most hits
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:24 No.18548515

    i take my hat off for you kind sir.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:25 No.18548525
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    >accidentally eat hallucinogenic berries/mushrooms
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:28 No.18548535
    That is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:29 No.18548539
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    And? We're a brotler, we don't let our masters be hurt.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)09:31 No.18548555
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    >get cover
    >commando into camp

    You pick keima up in your arms and jum into the nearest stand of trees.
    "Hey, Let me down!" he tells you.
    "I will when we're in the clear. You tell him."
    You run until you think you're out of danger and put him back down on his feet.
    "I hope none of them followed us." you say.
    "Oh I'm sure theyre on our tail right now." Keima tells you.
    "Let's get a move then."
    "Do you have an Idea of where to go?" he asks you.

    Taking 1st and 4th rolls for average
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:33 No.18548566
    rolled 58 = 58

    It's Snake!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:34 No.18548570
    rolled 61 = 61


    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:34 No.18548571
    rolled 23 = 23

    entering text because error
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:34 No.18548572
    rolled 16 = 16

    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:34 No.18548574
    >> The Unstopable Bistro !HAPPYp0V4U 04/02/12(Mon)09:35 No.18548580
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    Heh. I like it.
    Coloring later.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:35 No.18548581
    rolled 33 = 33



    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:36 No.18548584
    37 average
    We gotta run I dare say, pick Keima back up and book it!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:37 No.18548592
    Aha Bistrogear!!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)09:40 No.18548608
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    You only have a general idea of where you should go.
    You had the rising sun behind you as you climbed the mountain, so the camp should be to the east, at the base somewhere.

    You get your bearings and the two of you walk through the underbush.

    Quietly you walked. Alert for the telltale soft padding of the bontas feet.
    You come upon a stream, its headed south and down the slope.
    It's possible that it's the same one that flowed near the camp.
    You consider following it.
    [ ]follow it
    [ ]nope
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:41 No.18548612
    [x] nope
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:41 No.18548615
    This. Run like fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:43 No.18548625
    Follow the stream. If worst comes to worst, it gives us a point of reference. Besides, being lost in the woods is a great "bonding" experience
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:43 No.18548626
    Nope, he will have ambushed that path.

    Follow it from a distance while under cover
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:44 No.18548630

    Ask Keima for an opinion. He is the brain guy, after all.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:45 No.18548638
    rolled 59 = 59

    [x]follow it

    what is the worst that can happen
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/02/12(Mon)09:48 No.18548665
    nope, but use it for reference.
    second this
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)09:49 No.18548671
    >two for follow
    >two for nope
    >one for ask keima

    Need a tie breaker.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:50 No.18548677
    Ask Keima, just to annoy you.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:51 No.18548686
    >Keima is the brain guy

    Which is why we want to fuck his brains out, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:51 No.18548687
    Ask Keima
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)09:56 No.18548712
    >that's three for NOPE.
    >2 for ask keima.
    "Hey Keima, what do you think?" you ask him as you watch the stream from behind the trees.
    "Should we follow it? It could lead to the camp."

    "While there's a high possibility of it leading to camp, it's also a wide open path. There may be guards or ambushes waiting for us along it. At our current handicap, I say we should not risk it." He tells you.

    "Okay then." you tell him.
    You make a mental note of the stream's location and head deeper into the woods.

    You walk and walk, eastwards and down.
    Both of you saying very little.
    the bushes, trees and shrubs all look the same to you.you check the sun for your direction and time and estimate that you should be nearing camp now.
    As you pushed your way through a certain thick part of the forest, you hear a twang under your feet.
    You just kicked a tripline.

    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:58 No.18548718
    rolled 12 = 12

    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:58 No.18548720
    rolled 58 = 58


    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/02/12(Mon)09:58 No.18548721
    rolled 31 = 31

    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:59 No.18548731
    rolled 37 = 37

    inb4 Lookout fucks up again
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)09:59 No.18548732
    rolled 24 = 24

    Crazy Ivan!
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:02 No.18548748
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:04 No.18548755
    rolled 76 = 76

    Move! Drag Keima down too
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:08 No.18548774
    rolled 83 = 83

    Shield Keima with our body!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)10:08 No.18548776
    You see something like a small can jump out of the ground. and hover for a moment in mid-air.
    You recognize that thing. It's a Spring Mine, also known as a bouncing betty.
    You push keima to the ground and do the same yourself.
    It explodes, splattering green paint at around waist height.

    You find your arm hit, the neon green showing brightly against your fatigues.

    "YOu can get off me now." Keima telsl you.
    "Huh?" you ask him.
    "You're heavy. So get off." he tells you again.
    That was only when you realized that you were laying on top of him.

    You quickly scramble to your feet and help him up.
    "You got hit huh?" He says as he dusts himself off. "Well there goes som points against us."

    The two of you walk on.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)10:17 No.18548833
    You walk carefully now, attempting to sniff out any traps that may be along your way.

    No sound could be heard but taht of the wind through the leaves and the shuffling of your boots on the ground.

    You walk on..
    A bonta is firing at you from behind a tree suddenly.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:18 No.18548844
    rolled 41 = 41

    Book it. Pick up Keima if needed, we have the legs of a divine athlete.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:20 No.18548858
    Climb a tree, take cover in branches, try to jump on it when it gets closer.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:20 No.18548859
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    Use Keima as shield
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:21 No.18548865
    I don't think Keima can handle a climb like that, especially while handcuffed. Maybe if he rode on our back while we climbed the tree...
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:23 No.18548877

    Beat it to death with Keima
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:25 No.18548894
    Run like the wind
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:27 No.18548908

    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:28 No.18548918

    Hoik Keima up over our shoulder like Kharn with Mio.

    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:29 No.18548921
    Find some rocks to throw while we run, try to hit it's weapon rather than it
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/02/12(Mon)10:34 No.18548972
    Try to image bonta as sexhungry Franks and then run for fucking life.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:38 No.18548994

    secure Keima.


    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)10:39 No.18549007
    You again pick keima up, he doesnt object too much this time, and you run like the wind.
    *splat* *splat *splat*
    The shots still follow you through the trees.
    You look back and see a bonta chasing you.

    [ ]continue east
    [ ]go north
    [ ]go south
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:41 No.18549025
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:43 No.18549034
    [x] South
    See if we can find that river, I doubt paintballs have very good penetration into water.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:43 No.18549038
    Cut south. He is trying to herd us towards something, find a ditch or a hole we can dive into and lose him then keep going
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:45 No.18549056
    >He is trying to herd us towards something
    This. North, South, Ivan, whatever, just don't go where he's steering us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)10:51 No.18549092
    You break South.
    You run with Keima in your arms like a princess.
    He says nothing.
    You find the stream again. Since the stream's banks offer easier passage you run through there.
    You see smoke rising out of the forest somewhere to the east.
    paintballs still strike the ground around yo.
    [ ]go to it.
    [ ]nope
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:53 No.18549103
    Go for it, we can lose him in either the smoke or confusion
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:53 No.18549106

    i can't decide, that is most likely our camp but who knows what traps lay between us and it.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:54 No.18549110
    [X] go to it.

    Hell or high water, we're on a time limit. We need to get our shit down there, Bonta-spam be damned.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:57 No.18549125
    [x]go to it.
    We've lost valuable time, and we need to get there before 0800.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:57 No.18549127
    Go for it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)11:03 No.18549164
    >go for it
    YOu don't care about the traps anymore. You jsut leg it.
    *BANG!* Another mine explodes near you, you narrowly avoid it by ducking behind a tree. Some paint still get on your legs though.

    *SPLAT!*SPLAT* *SPLAT* Three shots hit you dead on from the back.
    You ignore these and keep running towards the smoke you can see rising in a wavy line above the trees.

    You find yourself in a smaller clearing.
    Clearly not your campsite.

    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)11:03 No.18549170
    rolled 41 = 41

    Find some cover or somewhere to lose the Bonta
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)11:04 No.18549177
    rolled 31 = 31

    Le Fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)11:05 No.18549179
    rolled 98 = 98

    We've got to lose that Bonta.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)11:08 No.18549197
    rolled 20 = 20

    Keeping our princess (Keima) from getting hit should be our #1 priority now.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)11:08 No.18549198
    rolled 95 = 95

    WELP. Ask keima if he knows where the campsite is.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)11:09 No.18549202
    I think we did good on that count
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/02/12(Mon)11:12 No.18549215
    rolled 99 = 99


    >already late, tired. gotta crash. seeya next thread guys
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)11:13 No.18549222

    what a way to go!

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)11:13 No.18549223
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    Shirou asks as he looks up from a plate of mushrooms.
    "NOTIMEGOTTAMOVE!" you tell him. as you run for him.
    The bonta runs ino the clearaing and lines up for another shot.
    You reach Shirou, his mouth full of the shrooms he was eating, and you grab him by the collar.

    You throw him at the bonta over your shoulder.
    "FUMMO!" the gray hamster thing exclaims before Shirou impacts it.

    You don't even look back to see the end results of your throw.
    You just run on.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)11:14 No.18549235
    rolled 10 = 10


    Oh wait, nevermind. Carry on(running)
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)11:14 No.18549236
    Wait you mean he actually went looking for shrooms when we were trying to get him to piss off earlier and FOUND them? I am really starting to think he is subconsciously influencing things through sheer derp
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)11:15 No.18549241
    rolled 25 = 25

    If you go in a direction far enough, you will find some.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)11:18 No.18549255
    True. I just like the idea that he literally changes the universe through sheer derp because he refuses to believe things aren't all as good as he believes
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)11:19 No.18549261
    This was unexpected.
    But not unwelcome.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)11:20 No.18549265
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    Shoot first, Questions later.

    New thread at 2200
    >Sorry to cut this short.
    >I have an early class tomorrow.and I am sleepy
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)11:20 No.18549267
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    i did not believe this day would come.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)11:20 No.18549268
    Strangely enough, when it comes to Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)11:21 No.18549270
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)11:21 No.18549271
    Your Mikogear is showing
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)11:21 No.18549272
    i mean... I have work early.
    QueQueQue and all that jazz.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)11:23 No.18549287

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)11:24 No.18549296
    Eh, whatever.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)11:25 No.18549300
    Yeah not like any of us really cares, quest is fun and we are happy with it
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)11:27 No.18549309
    Really want to do Shirou quest still, Being the stupid cockblocker would be fun for a while and I want to be able to say DERP SENSES ACTIVATE! But Hayate just isn't stupid enough for it to be used
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)11:47 No.18549409
    rolled 61 = 61

    I think that if we played Shirou Quest, it would suddenly be revealed that he's not derp at all. He's Yandere. He's trying to keep HIS Hayate (whom he pictures in Bunny Mode) from being defiled by all of those girls. He's yandere for HIS BUNNY.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)11:55 No.18549462
    ...why do I find that so believable?
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/02/12(Mon)11:57 No.18549473

    By God! Now I get a very disturbing image of Shirou...
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)11:58 No.18549479
    Because we saw the Fudgeyate. We saw how detailed it was, down to the striped panties.
    And the implications of how he created it.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)12:02 No.18549504
    Nah, it could be a good alternate quest line. Or dramatic reveal for LG to pull but I just don't see it.

    I do see him being not utterly stupid but smart in a stupid way however
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)12:05 No.18549520
    I thought that was more autistic savants first boner than creepy yandere Shirou, both fit but he seems too happy to be properly yandere andno girls have gone missing yet
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)12:05 No.18549521
    That is somewhat frightening.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)12:06 No.18549527
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/02/12(Mon)12:35 No.18549687
    Then maybe we need to ask Saber if she could wear bunny suit for Shirou so that he become less obession with Fudgeyate.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)12:38 No.18549712
    Asking Saber to become the new object of yandere affections? She's a bro, but I don't think she's that much of one.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)12:45 No.18549755
    Not to mention it probably wouldn't work. And saber is ours
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)12:57 No.18549826
    >And saber is ours
    I thought Kraus was going after that.
    Or are you implying that Kraus can't handle more than Frau and the Rozen sisters?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)12:59 No.18549838
    She's a device, but also has an attractive humanoid form.
    If anything DOES start happening, we will be fighting Kraus for her.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)13:06 No.18549871
    Most of the Devices are supposed to have humanoid forms.
    We haven't seen Kraus' yet, now that it's been mentioned. Or Frau's.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)13:08 No.18549880
    rolled 10 = 10

    Watch out as it turns out that kraus only has a chibi bunnymody hayate as a human form to get around.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)13:11 No.18549906
    LG did give us pics on what Kraus and Frau are supposed to look like; we just haven't seen them in-character.

    That said, we should ask Kraus if he's made any progress with the Rozen Twins.
    I wonder if Rood's scoring also takes into account our Devices.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/02/12(Mon)13:31 No.18550031

    Ok, plan B: Have a SERIOUS talk with Shirou about Fudgeyate. If we keep ignore it, the worst case is that Shirou real become a yandere or become even more worst than being yandere.

    >captchas: Robert Tuentsu
    Ok that is quit a interesting name.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)13:43 No.18550108
    That may not be necessary.
    Shirou's fudge-induced madness is no longer visibly present with the portal to Wonka's factory collapsed.
    Shirou's obsession with Bunny-Hayate might have just been a side-effect of his constant fudge-mining.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/02/12(Mon)13:55 No.18550167

    Maybe you have right about it. But to make sure he is not in yandere state, we should show him picture of Bunny-Hayate to see if he act normal or not.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)13:58 No.18550176
    tee-hee, 'fudge mining'
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)14:05 No.18550200
    >more worst than being yandere
    There is no worse-than-yandere, just varying levels of yandere extremeness.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)14:08 No.18550209
    We can't talk to him about something we don't technically know about. We didn't let on when Saber brought it up, and she didn't say specifically what the precious thing that went missing was, unless I misremember.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)14:14 No.18550235
    Keep the statue, use it as a base for the bigger one we'll get when we rule the swagversity.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)14:23 No.18550275
    Kraus has a perfectly fine 3-D holo-image of us in our Bunny Mode.
    And why would we want a huge statue of us dressed up like a bargain-bin eroge slutty maid?
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/02/12(Mon)14:33 No.18550332

    Well... Become a obsession killer who turn their love for somebody into hated target...?


    True. But we should investigate Shirou's mental states, because even since somebody comment that Shirou may be a yandere, I can't simple ignore it....

    >>And why would we want a huge statue of us dressed up like a bargain-bin eroge slutty maid?

    In case if the girls started to feel lonely...
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)14:36 No.18550359
    >Well... Become a obsession killer who turn their love for somebody into hated target...?
    Yup, that sounds like Yandere to me.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)14:45 No.18550414
    >In case if the girls started to feel lonely...
    That statue will have more DNA samples than the NYC crime lab. Bitches will make pilgrimages to grind one off on our bronze leg.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)14:58 No.18550503
    At the rate our girls' sexualities are going, if they feel lonely they'll just take care of themselves.

    Erica is already full-on bisexual, and Hina is repressed considering that she gropes Erica in her sleep.

    Just waiting for her to realize it and jump her bones.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)15:00 No.18550510
    Agreed. That's for the best, too. Polyamorous families are best when it's a mutually polyamorous relationship, rather than some kind of harem.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)15:01 No.18550515
    >run shirou run, also go online on facebook shit!

    Does anyone have LG's facebook?
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)15:02 No.18550523
    >implying that thing won't sport a raging erection
    >with replicas available in the gift shop
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)15:03 No.18550528
    I've nothing against talking to him/saber, just not bring up the Fudgeyate in any sort of detail
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)15:06 No.18550539
    "Now you too can own a perfect copy of the most pleasing phallus known to the meta! Comes with vibrater functionality and compatibility for bad dragon cum lube injector! Feel the man who's taking the ladies by storm!"
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)15:17 No.18550606
    I was assuming a statue larger than 1:1 scale. A 1:3+ scale boner would probably be too big for them to make practical use of.

    The gift shop idea is just fine, though. I just figure they'd take care of their initial needs on the statue before hitting the shop.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)15:18 No.18550619
    My brain. It is full of fuck. And I have no appropriate image at work.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)15:19 No.18550628
    That's something that Rance, and maybe Max, would do. It is not in character for Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)15:21 No.18550640
    Not for Hayate, not, but I'm sure one of the girls would take a mold of it while he's unconscious (or tied up) and make millions selling replicas.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)15:21 No.18550644
    >Brain full of fuck
    Could work I suppose.

    Sell a bust of Hayate, the head opens up and holds your Hayate themed sex toys...
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)15:27 No.18550685
    This quest is giving people ideas that should not have been given.

    >lg's twitter about a dead friend

    Is that a RL friend or an in-quest friend? I'm not sure whether to ramp up the paranoia or not.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)15:30 No.18550711
    > This quest is giving people ideas that should not have been given.

    Congratulations, you have discovered the purpose of MSQ.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)15:44 No.18550819
    Of course Hayate wouldn't do that. However, we've managed to attract our fair share of trolls among the girls around us. I can easily see such a statue being Erica and/or Mio's doing.

    I again see this being Mio's doing. First she tries to make just one for personal use, then things get out of hand.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)15:49 No.18550861
    >Mio running a Hayate-themed sex shop
    >person walks in wearing a disguise
    >"...Trude? Is that you?"
    >person turns and runs
    Fund it.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)15:49 No.18550865
    >imagine Mio running a Hayate themepark

    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)15:55 No.18550917
    And then Hayate visits it and wonder why so many people are dressed up like him.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)15:55 No.18550925
    Goddamnit. I mean, I laughed, and I needed that laugh, but goddamnit.

    I'd go with non-quest. Hell, I'm half suspicious it's his old tablet.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)15:59 No.18550965
    You know, we never did find out how Trude liked the chocolates we made for her.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)16:05 No.18551018
    Eh, we handed those out to everyone.

    I think there was a chance to pull Trude into our thing early on (she wanted our crossdressed self) but what with the pregnancy thing, I'm pretty sure she hates our guts.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)16:06 No.18551034
    Yeah, she's completely escaped our swag field.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)16:11 No.18551084
    I'm pretty okay with that. Just 'cause we have enough witches.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)16:12 No.18551092
    What? No, I'm genuinely concerned about how she liked them, not about whether we can get into a relationship or not. We didn't have a chance to really custom-tailor them to her tastes, like we could with Mio's, so I'm worried that they were less than perfect.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)16:15 No.18551117
    Don't worry, there'll be some sort of explanation that smooths things over...mostly. How do I know we'll have such an explanation? Because that's the only way we'll be able to avoid Erica killing us.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)16:16 No.18551122
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    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)16:17 No.18551128
    "I don't know why I will have done it now, but I promise you, when I go back in time to do it, I'll have a solid reason. I just wish I knew what it was now, too."
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)16:19 No.18551148
    Then, three months later, after Hayate and everyone else are in love with Perrine and happily taking care of her in her pregnancy... Well, everyone will have gradually realized why at that point.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)16:24 No.18551190
    They were giri chocolates anyways (obligated to give to people) and those are generally cheap store-bought things, so it's not terribly important.

    You're only supposed to give quality chocolates to the girl(s) you like.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)16:31 No.18551256
    Yes, they were giri choco's, but we pride ourselves on the quality of the work we give out.
    Even for giri choco's, we personalized them to each lady we presented them to.
    I wonder if we can do anything with chocolate and peppermint schnapps.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)16:40 No.18551348
    About the only thing chocolate and peppermint schnapps will get us is raped by someone. Now if you want to make a friend, figure out how to turn tarrasque piss into jello shots. Khorne will appreciate our assistance in helping him pull bitches.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)16:44 No.18551395
    >Can we do something with chocolate and peppermint schnapps
    Of course we can, that's a silly question. Do we need to though? Probably not now, perhaps later, as a peace offering.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)16:50 No.18551459
    >how to turn tarrasque piss into jello shots
    If we can get a supply of Tarrasque Piss and jello mix, it should be fairly straightforward to experiment with different ratios to come up with a working recipe.I'm sure Kharne would be happy to help us test the products and consume the failures.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)17:11 No.18551674
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    Apropos of nothing, for the tanuki ronin idea: maybe not skipping out on the tab so much as just racking one up. I envision him as sort of Toshiro Mifune-esque when he played the main character in Yojimbo.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)17:28 No.18551853
    I am ALL for schnapps-filled chocolate. Might, MIGHT just save our hides from Trude.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)17:42 No.18552016
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)19:55 No.18553461
    I wouldn't exactly say that,she is still there but very very very favour thanks to current events.
    Once they get sorted out watch LG bring it up again

    Also we don't have enough witches yet, we need the softnesses and adult Luchinni
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)20:03 No.18553528
    Eh, I don't think so. I think Trude is a lost cause. She's the witches' mother figure, the in law, not another potential lover.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)20:17 No.18553672
    There's only 1 way to find out. Get out the schoolboy outfit and call her 'nee-san. She's only a lost cause if she makes no move to rape us.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)20:18 No.18553686
    Well, I am just saying don't be surprised if LG does another shock pull. Especially once we do our melmo candy trolling
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)20:22 No.18553735
    Brother, you're doin' it wrong.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)20:23 No.18553751
    >school[subject's preferred gender]
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)20:23 No.18553759
    Tanuki are associated with skipping out on tabs, that's why they are depicted carrying a tab for someone else to pay

    This makes me think that Erica and Perrine would eventually sort out their issues by hate fucking every time they had an argument
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)20:25 No.18553788
    >Erica and Perrine hatefucking to resolve issues
    I am entirely okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)20:39 No.18553963
    wait... One can be unokay with it?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)20:44 No.18554033
    Hypothetically? I guess? I just felt a need to express support, 'cause it's not like I'm doing much else currently.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)20:56 No.18554165
    Right so potion plans.
    We have the plans to make and refine our potions and the plan to sell potions to supplement our income. Currently the basis seems to be little packs of 8 potions with 2 of assorted potions for basic sets or specially made ones for a bit more.

    Any more ideas on potions? We had reading speed, speed, invis, better healing, better genderswap, BEAR, melmo and energy / power thirst last I knew
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)21:00 No.18554216
    >energy / power thirst
    I don't remember this one.

    There's also the idea of adding an emulsifier so that the potions would be a gelatin, and perhaps finding a way to concentrate the potion so that it could be put into capsule form.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)21:01 No.18554234
    It was thrown out near the end of a thread. Basically it is our energy drink for feeding to the loli brigade or when people are too tired but need to keep going.

    It sort of spawned as part of the tiramisu of doom plan
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)21:05 No.18554275
    Oh, so a kind of super-charged Red Bull.
    It should be easy enough to attempt.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)21:12 No.18554346
    Yeah, I brought it back up because I think feeding Shirou a few bottles of it would be hilarious

    Naturally it should cause a massive crash at the end because thats what energy drinks eventually do it for the duration it would be awesome
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)21:23 No.18554468
    I don't know that potion capsules would work. Maybe we could do it with things like major healing potions into capsules to give a minor healing effect but part of the thing of potions is they contain so much majaik per amount so they give a certain effect.

    It would be well worth a try just not sure entirely how useful we could make it.

    We should look at potions in food as well, healing jelly etc
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)21:39 No.18554618
    Perhaps we should think about a tranq gun kind of thing instead of pills. If pots can be used via injection, that'd be a very fast way to hit someone with a quick shot of healing in an emergency. It could work with buff pots too, but I doubt our allies would take kindly to being buffed via a very large needle being shot into their ass. I'm thinking of it more to keep someone from dying while we're too busy to give them proper attention.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)21:50 No.18554756
    Well that was the paintball idea, we need something that can be absorbed via skin contact rather than our usual potions for that though.

    I do want to try a healing potion bath to see if that works
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/02/12(Mon)21:57 No.18554834
    Sounds like a job for some DMSO.

    Though it's been a while since I last played Shadowrun, so I may have gotten that wrong
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:13 No.18555002
    rolled 66 = 66

    Well, if the facility had an advanced enough water filtration system, we could just run one huge batch of healing serum and just have it filter back around again. The only pipes that we would keep seperate would be the septic and the laundry lines. And maybe the kitchen.
    >> Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)22:17 No.18555028
    Well that's less an issue since our room is a self contained unit.

    At least it should be since we did expand it to have all sorts of things that dorm rooms don't normally have.

    Or we could make a bathhouse and just turn the water into healing potion for a test run
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/02/12(Mon)22:38 No.18555201


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