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    39 KB STRIKE WITCHES: DRUNK AS SHIT planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)23:09 No.18603086  
    As a Witch with no pants on swings her katana at your radar operator, your alcohol-soaked brain-meats can only come to one conclusion - this is sexy as hell.

    "YEEEEAAAAAAAH," you scream, savoring the flexing of Sakamoto's amazing legs as she lunges at Sean. "YEAH, CARVE HIM TO TERRRDOOKIN!"

    "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT," Sean cries as he adroitly blocks Sakamoto's blade.

    "I DON'T KNOW!" you cackle with glee as the world spins. "TEN QUID ON THE TALKING CARROT!"

    "Fuck you," Sean grunts as he blocks another blow from Sakamoto.

    "I... have some yen on the Major," Miyafuji admits from behind your shoulder.

    Oh, that shit won't fly.

    "Yoshika, uh, is there a Japanese-Orthodox church?"

    "Uh, I don't really think-"

    >> Major Airlift 04/06/12(Fri)23:10 No.18603099
    inb4 panzer
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)23:11 No.18603111
    >Nip joke
    >In front of Sakamoto and Miyafuji
    This ends in horrible mangling.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:11 No.18603113
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    Oh this should be good
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:12 No.18603125


    No...they're even worse...ORTHODOX.

    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:13 No.18603137

    >> Major Airlift 04/06/12(Fri)23:13 No.18603138
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    Show her gnomes are better than witches!
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/06/12(Fri)23:13 No.18603144
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    Oh boy here we go... Someone is gonna get fucked and I doubt it is the filthy irishmen
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:13 No.18603145
    We're gonna get to see Sean's limit break!

    >Sakamoto sword-fighting a sword-gnome

    Yeah, she's gonna lose. Skill can't match magic.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:14 No.18603151
    I don't know, I wonder if her magic eye lets her see Sean's attacks better.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:15 No.18603157
    Sean used Fury Swipes!
    Hit 5 times!
    It's super effective!

    Sakamoto fainted...
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:15 No.18603158

    Fun fact about the Japanese and Christianity:

    Japan never had much contact with Protestants (or even the Orthodox Church) until after Commodore Perry tore them a new one in 1829.

    And even after that, about 0.5% of all Japanese are so-called "practicing" Protestants. The majority of Japanese who aren't Shinto/Buddhist/atheists/NGAFists are...


    But who cares about that. Sean. Hellcow. Conrad. MAKE IT SO.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:15 No.18603161
    It just lets her see through things. No precognition.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:15 No.18603162
    Why are we not saving Radio-witch and turning her into the BEST ROOMMATE EVER to troll commander-witch and sister-witch?

    We can totally rope someone handy into helping us make her an awesome bunk-fort in our room
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:16 No.18603165
    japan repressed their christians planefag.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:16 No.18603167
    Silly anon, normal type isn't super effective against anything.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:16 No.18603168
    i would say bet shots on the winner, but MC includes mee-a-foo-jay in his little sister club, so just start heckling. and if sean's about to win, tell him he's a gnome
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:16 No.18603170
    She isn't going to faint when someone beats her in a sword fight, she's going to swoon, and swoon hard for him.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:16 No.18603175
    We are drunk
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:16 No.18603176
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    >Meanwhile, in Sanya and Eila's room...
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:17 No.18603182

    not in ireland.

    ...and not really anywhere else, not by 44, what are you on about?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:17 No.18603189
    I think you got your dates wrong. Perry was in South Carolina for all of 29.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:17 No.18603191
    >Build fort with Sanya
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:18 No.18603194
    wasn't perry 1853?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:18 No.18603195
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    Explain further.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:18 No.18603202
    >Erica walks into the room...
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)23:18 No.18603204
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    >And even after that, about 0.5% of all Japanese are so-called "practicing" Protestants. The majority of Japanese who aren't Shinto/Buddhist/atheists/NGAFists are...


    >japan repressed their christians planefag.


    Oh dear.

    The MC?

    He dun goofed.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:19 No.18603206
    "Bad news, Eila, we run on military time."
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:19 No.18603208
    "Actually, I tell a lie. She's Catholic. But you...

    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)23:19 No.18603210
    We...were planning on making a pillow fort...
    >> Major Airlift 04/06/12(Fri)23:20 No.18603217
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    Isn't the first time, won't be the last.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:20 No.18603218
    put a sign on the front saying "no gropers allowed"
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)23:20 No.18603220
    Well, I doubt Sean's ever heard of Shinto anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:20 No.18603222
    Bitch, you gonna get Finlandized.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:20 No.18603231
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    >build a pillow fort with Sanya, Miyafuji, and Siswitch
    >in the middle of Minna's office
    We will be the best big brother ever.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:21 No.18603239
    oh god this. this accomplishes so many things at once
    maybe add >>18603218
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/06/12(Fri)23:21 No.18603242

    I doubt the MC has heard of Shinto, either.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:21 No.18603243

    >minna office

    why do you faggots have to hedge in on every single idea we ever have?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:22 No.18603244

    I like the cut of your jib.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:22 No.18603250
    What better place to build it?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:22 No.18603251
    A thousand fucking times.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:22 No.18603255



    *the next morning*

    "So... Sanya... about last night..."

    "Oh no, Eila I'm so sorry!"

    "Can we... do it again?"
    >> Starshadow 04/06/12(Fri)23:23 No.18603257
    >minna office
    And then she makes a quip about us checking into a padded cell.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:23 No.18603258

    Eh he probably knows its basically Emprahism at that point in Japanese history
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:23 No.18603259
    Why do you have to poo-poo every funny idea people come up with?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:23 No.18603260
    >steal ice cream with little sister brigade as toga claus
    >build pillow-fort in Minna's office
    >give no fucks
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:23 No.18603261

    ... The Dark ID, is that you?!
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:23 No.18603264
    Dude, it's clearly Minna-plaguing, not gunning for her. This is classic MC form.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:23 No.18603265
    Isn't Lynnette also a provisional little sister? Especially after how she drew our plane's nose art for us?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:23 No.18603266
    >Sean is a Prot
    >induces swooning with swordfight victories
    >from Murika

    Well shit, he's probably related to Don Jorge Antino Martin Velasco-Cabrales.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:23 No.18603267
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    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:23 No.18603270
    Sign on front

    "Deutsche Verboten!"
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:23 No.18603271
    So MC told a drunken lie for the sake of pissing off his Claymore-wielding Radioman into beating the panties off of a pantsless Japanese Katana-witch. This is perfectly in character, and may well confuse the hell out of Sakamoto as well as set Sean into a frenzy.

    The ONLY question is, how well will the lie work?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:24 No.18603272

    no, a pillow fort is NOT ENOUGH.

    radio-witch deserves a proper bed-fort!
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:24 No.18603276

    because you didnt come up with a funny idea you took someone elses idea and added "..and also, minna should be there!"
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/06/12(Fri)23:25 No.18603284
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    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:25 No.18603290
    And we create a complex array of Pillow Cabinets, for the storage of candy and whiskey
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:26 No.18603292
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    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:26 No.18603293
    Shit, I still remember us talking over the radio about stealing Minna's chocolate from her desk.

    There weren't any chocolates at all, and at best everyone was just confused. Sometimes /tg/ just goes full retard.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:26 No.18603295
    Though if you keep crying planefag might actually do it.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:26 No.18603296
    Pillow Castle Bairn reproduction.

    "And down here in the lint pile is where all the dirty witch conspiracies are!"
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:26 No.18603298
    Precisely. It messes with her in the best possible way, and reminds all present why they put up with us.

    Planefag can go wherever he wants from there, but I think it can only go in a good direction.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:26 No.18603303
    >bed fort

    That has brought a smile to my face ever since a room on my basic left their door unlocked.

    Imagine, if you will, an entire room turned into a massive fort (complete with drawbridge), with a banner (written on a blanket, in shaving cream) "You forgot something."

    Good times.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)23:26 No.18603304
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    "NOOOO!" Yoshikia hisses in your ear. "Japan is all socially repressed Catholics!"

    "Uh..." you drool as the booze surges through your brain. "How repressed?"

    "Like if you don't jump off a builidng for shaming your family, we'll help you out the window kind of repressed!" Yoshikia squeals in your ear, gripping your shoulder.

    So basically, you just committed the equivalent of calling a pilot a Gnome... and an Irishman a Protestant... all bundled together at once.

    You look at Sakamoto, who's completely ignoring Sean in favor of glaring right through your soul.

    "We-el Sakabro's pretty, like, neat, and shit," you slur. "She can keep her shit together like nobody else here can! Right? Right?"

    Wild fire dances in Sakamoto's eyes, and her sword sings through the air with leisurely malice as she advances on you.

    "Except when she's been drinking..." Yoshika cries into your ear.

    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:26 No.18603306
    That was the point.
    Also, we dont know if she has chocolate in her desk.
    >> Starshadow 04/06/12(Fri)23:27 No.18603315
    Oh yeah that reminds me. We should totally round up some contraband and plant it in Minna's desk.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:27 No.18603317
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)23:28 No.18603320
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:28 No.18603322
    Either he's got our back, or at least we have a headstart. Either case, RUN.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:28 No.18603324
    rolled 77 = 77


    Point at sean.

    He bribed me to do it!
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:28 No.18603325
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:28 No.18603330
    OK, now we NEED the fort.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:28 No.18603331

    Sean isn't gonna save... Wait


    You've got them back at each other.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:28 No.18603332

    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:29 No.18603338
    why would sakamoto be pissed at our lack of knowledge of japanese christianity? and just yell, SEAN NOW YOU GLORIOUS GNOME

    then run like hell
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:29 No.18603340
    It's on now, bitch! Kick her ass! We can do it, we've got the power of booze behind us!
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:29 No.18603347
    Sakamoto... is Catholic.

    Welp. HERE WE GO.

    >RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY (because hiding from her eye is not gonna happen)
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:29 No.18603348
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    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/06/12(Fri)23:29 No.18603349

    "Wait! Aren't you guys, like, Buddhists, or something? Y'know, worship the big jolly fat guy?"

    I want us to dig a hole so deep we come out the other side.
    >> Major Airlift 04/06/12(Fri)23:29 No.18603352
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    Throw flask at her! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:29 No.18603354
    And here I was expecting a great romantic development between two masters of the sword.

    And then some statistician speaks up and ruins everything.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:30 No.18603357
    Hey Sean, if she kills me you won't be able to, and wouldn't that be a shame.


    Bug out when they're attention is diverted away from us.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:30 No.18603358
    We throw Sean at Sakamoto and run.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:30 No.18603361
    "Sean, get your woman in line. Or is she Ian's, I can't remember?"

    We might as well go all the way here.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:30 No.18603366
    Immediately act completely calm. Take the asskicking/cutting like a man.
    "Now that I have your attention, we need to talk to Sean about -that.-"
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:30 No.18603370
    Know what? Fuck this shit. Knife fight.
    First we draw our knife.
    Second we yell "I cry when I masturbate".
    Third we charge and stab.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/06/12(Fri)23:31 No.18603371
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    counter with a WHA HA HA HA

    if this does not work

    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:31 No.18603376

    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:31 No.18603382
    Grab Miyafuji and run. Why with grabbing Miyafuji? Why not?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:31 No.18603385
    This sounds good. Might as well give her a taste of the annoyance we've been causing Minna.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:31 No.18603391


    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:32 No.18603395
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    >> Starshadow 04/06/12(Fri)23:32 No.18603401
    I say we yell DISONORABRUU and then commit seppeku with Stirling's knife.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:32 No.18603409
    Throw Luke's flask at Sakamoto, run the fuck away.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:33 No.18603410

    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:33 No.18603412
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:33 No.18603415
    Neon Samurai, then kneel penitently and apologize for "bringing dishonor to your famiry"
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:33 No.18603423
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:33 No.18603429
    Don't do anything. Just stand there. What's she gonna do? Stab us? Come on. Let's call her fucking bluff.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:33 No.18603436
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/06/12(Fri)23:34 No.18603438

    Except we're not being a dick (which is what that stood for, in addition to being a good acronym.) we're being DRUNK.

    Besides, Sakamoto isn't planning on ending the world by summoning an Great Old One. I hope.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:34 No.18603445
    "Miyafuji shield activate!" then run the fuck away.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:34 No.18603450
    I vote for this. Its not very pilot-like to run away all the time.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:34 No.18603455
    I'm sure she has a perfectly good sheath to bash us with.

    Though with her drunkeness she might just cut us and order Miyafuji to heal us so she can cut us some more.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:35 No.18603460
    That's the thing. WE'RE drunk.

    SO IS SHE.

    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:35 No.18603463
    Her sword has a blunt side, you know.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:35 No.18603468
    >Its not very pilot-like to run away all the time
    Isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:36 No.18603478
    Well, did we run away from that flying ship? Or that dreadnaught?

    Oh I see. You're one of those faggots that wanted to bring fuel, aren't you?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:36 No.18603479
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    "Sakamoto. I'm a pilot. Let's fuck."
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:36 No.18603480
    Eh, let her. We don't give a fuck, we're just here to talk to Sean. Tell her to leave when she's done.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:36 No.18603481
    in an earlier thread, someone pointed out that when put on the defensive, MC has a tendency to run/evade like someone was on his tail in his plane. it makes sense here, especially cuz drunk sakabroto has a sword and is unhappy with our lack of knowledge over japanese christianity
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:37 No.18603487
    >Besides, Sakamoto isn't planning on ending the world by summoning an Great Old One. I hope.
    Depends exactly how drunk she is.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:37 No.18603504
    Hitting on her's another option. I am sort of curious to see how she'd respond to a genuine advance, or what she might take to be one when drunk.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:38 No.18603509
    Drunk Trude appears to save us from the dirty Catholics.
    Time to get all Thirty Years War up in this shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:38 No.18603511
    Seconding this one. It's flawless.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:38 No.18603517
    But it's not nice to hit a girl.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:38 No.18603518
    Meh, This.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:39 No.18603529
    considering she seems to be shipping us and minna pretty hard, i think this would only lead to more ass-beatings
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:39 No.18603538
    Lets do it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/06/12(Fri)23:39 No.18603541
    Give up. It's been a good run. We'd only due tired if we ran.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:39 No.18603542
    Step in, get uncomfortably close, make eye contact.

    "Germans were never my type, you know..."
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:40 No.18603546
    Be funny, though. And I suspect she'd put Minna before herself, especially if she thinks a good dicking would fix Minna's head.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:40 No.18603554
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    I have crafted you all a visual of what radio-witch's bed fort should roughly look like.

    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:40 No.18603556
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    >pic related
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:40 No.18603559
    I wasn't convinced by these, but this
    this is fucking perfect.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:41 No.18603570
    Nah, she's not interested in us romantically and hitting on sakabroto might make us lose her broship which has kept us alive at several key moments, we should matchmaker her with Sean if anyone. Also she's been pretty determined to set us up with other people.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/06/12(Fri)23:41 No.18603572
    Only DIE tired.
    Fucking phone
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:41 No.18603577
    We can walk up like we're gonna fight, get right up in her face, and then say it. It'd be great. She'll smack us, but it'll be worth it, and it'll defuse the situation
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:42 No.18603586
    >which has kept us alive at several key moments
    What? When?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:42 No.18603589
    Again: She's drunk too.

    And Miyafuji just told us that Sakabroto is angry drunk.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)23:42 No.18603596
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    Sakamoto lunges towards you... with her sword.

    How absolutely fucking *adorable.*

    "WAH HA HA!" you laugh confidently, a laugh you learned from Sakamoto. She tears off her eyepatch, revealing her red right eye blazing with magic and fury, and you know she means business in her drunken wrath. Before she's done, she'll cut you.

    Sucks to be her. Cobra-swift, you draw your pistol and fire.

    Sakamoto's blade glows, and with a contemptuous flick of her wrist she deflects the bullet.

    What in the actual fuck.

    >I know a trick worth two 'o 'dat bitch
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:43 No.18603599
    exactly why we shouldn't do it. minna's her good friend, so if we start hitting on her, the drunk will amplify her anger. we've already utilized miyafuji's healing more than enough.

    if we're going to do it though, make sure to let miyafuji know to be ready with the sparkle-healz
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)23:43 No.18603600
    Not ambitious enough.

    You should think about all the empty beds in this bigass castle.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:43 No.18603606
    Are we just going for absurdist death-cries now, in the hopes it throws her off?

    If so, "Bury me in drag!"
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    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)23:43 No.18603615
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:43 No.18603617
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    Actually Japanese are extremely utilitarian when it comes to religion.
    They don't have real religious tensions and most people will not be clearly identifiable as one thing or another and many can be found in what temple seems appropriate for the occasion.
    They're serious about folklore and doing what is expected when the holidays come around.
    But most of them don't really know what they are doing and don't particularly care. It's just... tradition.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:44 No.18603621
    Wait.. like... Live rounds?
    Fuck we ARE wasted.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:44 No.18603623

    Also, you're a Gnome.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:44 No.18603624
    >I know a trick worth two 'o 'dat bitch

    And we should start singing. I think MC is too drunk to properly realize how fucked he is, so let's have fun with it.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:44 No.18603628
    It wouldn't actually be serious. It's just meant to put her off balance so we can calm her down.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:44 No.18603629


    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)23:44 No.18603637

    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:45 No.18603640
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    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:45 No.18603643
    "Hey, that was cool. How did you do that? Can you do it again?"
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:45 No.18603645
    Did we actually just shoot LIVE BULLETS at her?

    What the fuck?

    Planefag, I know you like the HUE, but come on, this is ridiculous. We'd be courtmartialed for this shit.

    I doubt Sean would save us under any condition.

    And we certainly don't know any melee tricks. Unless maybe we use our magic to make the gun fire on the ground and hit the sword out of her hand or something.

    I vote for crazy ivan. Because it's what all the cool kids do.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:45 No.18603646
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/06/12(Fri)23:45 No.18603648
    NO! There is no...OTHER HAND!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/06/12(Fri)23:45 No.18603649
    Fuck it, let's do it
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:45 No.18603652
    This is our only out.

    Also that pic, fucking love it.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:46 No.18603656
    Keep on the offensive. Sean and Miyafuji won't let it get out of hand, so we might as well have some fun with her while we can.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:46 No.18603658
    >I know a trick worth two 'o 'dat bitch
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:46 No.18603661
    rolled 72 = 72


    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:46 No.18603663
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    this. or blow the rape whistle, even if it doesnt work. it seems to have become one of MCs habits
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:47 No.18603666
    We run to the nearest exit, jump to the sea and don't stop swimming until we hit Gaul.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:47 No.18603667
    I mean, mock their stupid traditions like the wooden penis festival and waving around lanterns on long, unstable poles in a big procession through streets that will burn like cinders...
    And you're fucking dead.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/06/12(Fri)23:47 No.18603669
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    [X] Genuflect
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:47 No.18603673
    knowledge of fiddler on the roof? i approve
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:47 No.18603674

    >I know a trick worth two 'o 'dat bitch
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:47 No.18603676
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:47 No.18603677
    we're probably still packing soap rounds.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:47 No.18603678
    rolled 23 = 23



    I just wanna see what MC can do.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:47 No.18603679

    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:47 No.18603680


    Neon Samurai style.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:47 No.18603682
    Don't use Crazy Ivan, that's a legitimate evasive maneuver, if we try to turn tail she will kill us.

    We must use drunken Trickery, as we have not quite met our Quota of Audaciousness for the night.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:47 No.18603683
    And Sakamoto is drunk as fuck and trying her best to stab an airman in the dick. Your point?

    Anyway, >I know a trick worth two 'o 'dat bitch
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:48 No.18603689
    Wait, she's using her magic right now correct?

    [X] Touch fluffy tail
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:48 No.18603690
    Crazy Ivan: Damn, bitch. You sexy when you angry. Bring dat ass over here.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:48 No.18603696
    >Drop weapon
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:48 No.18603697
    Sakamoto is NO LOLI, BOY, NO LOLI.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:49 No.18603701

    Break into that weird as fuck dance that confused the hell out of Minna. We're drunk, it'll work flawlessly.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:49 No.18603703
    Aha, a weak spot! Make a grab for it.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:49 No.18603710
    Sakabroto is 20
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:50 No.18603714

    >I know a trick worth two 'o 'dat bitch
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:50 No.18603717
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    Light up a smoke if we've got one.

    "I always knew it'd be a beautiful woman that killed me."
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:51 No.18603723
    [23:45:53] Demetrious hahaha
    [23:46:01] its funny because, in canon, when sakamoto is wasted
    [23:46:07] [Flight-Control] Then Sanya's gotta have Elia tied to the the bedposts by now.
    [23:46:09] Demetrious her instincts are to either fight or fuck

    The only way to save ourselves is to fuck her. Will it be us, Sean, or Miyafuji?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:51 No.18603726
    "I would have loved to have seen Montana"
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:51 No.18603737
    I'd still vote for this. She can't do anything to us that Miyafuji won't fix.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/06/12(Fri)23:51 No.18603740
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    >"This is no ordinary loli, it's tits are much too large!"
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:52 No.18603742
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:52 No.18603743
    She is 20.

    She is not a loli.

    >sword vquition
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:52 No.18603750
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:52 No.18603753
    Low blow, dude, low blow.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:53 No.18603755
    This. Someone grab the tail. The three of us should be able to hold her down and rub her tummy until she calms down.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:53 No.18603757
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    >I know a trick worth two 'o 'dat bitch

    Because Crazy Ivan is so overused by the MC at this point that the witches would expect it as our first maneuver.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:53 No.18603758
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    Oh boy someone said loli Sakamoto?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:53 No.18603763
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    pic related
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:54 No.18603770
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    >> Writefag 04/06/12(Fri)23:54 No.18603775

    Goddammit, I was thinking of saying that, but I wasn't sure I wanted to use it two threads in a row. Don't want to wear out it's emotional impact on the Planefag too quickly.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:54 No.18603777
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    >not expecting the bounce as maneuver numero uno
    >pic related
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:54 No.18603780
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    I'm pretty sure someone did.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:54 No.18603781
    >I know a trick worth two 'o 'dat bitch

    She's a thousand years too early to beat the Gnomish Groinwrench.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/06/12(Fri)23:55 No.18603786
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    >Planefag, I know you like the HUE, but come on, this is ridiculous. We'd be courtmartialed for this shit.

    When I tell you that this is much, much tamer then shit ACTUAL PILOTS have done while COMPLETELY FUCKING SOBER, I am not fucking joking.

    Of course, remember that an alert, ready Witch can just lolshield against bullets, unless your Sakamoto and then you sword them. Which makes shooting at Sakamoto a lot tamer then throwing a handful of live .50 caliber shells in your neighbor's tents heating stove (Chuck Yeager,) throwing a CS grenade into your buddy's hooch (a certain OH-6 "loach" pilot's Vietnam autobiography) or hell, soap bullets themselves (also from that autobiography.)

    In the modern peace-time military you can't get away with half this shit, but during wartime... well, that much stress and ammo and young men in one place, with the officers worrying more about the enemy, and... crazy shit happens.

    >mfw anon thinks I make this shit up
    >mfw I just report the facts
    >mfw I'm too lazy to post faces
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:56 No.18603802
    Sanya works
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:56 No.18603805
    >>mfw I'm too lazy to post faces
    But...the face...
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:56 No.18603809
    So our plan is to...

    touch her fluffy tail?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:57 No.18603816
    Have Sean grab her tail. It stopped Trude short.
    Once she's immobilized we can talk to Sean about Gnomes.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:57 No.18603820
    Apparently witches are a lot like saiyans.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/06/12(Fri)23:57 No.18603821
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    >try and touch fluffy tail

    >doberman tail is not fluffy ;__;

    >bad end
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:57 No.18603822
    get sean to do so. maybe we can finally find the sop to scratch the witches on their stomachs to make their legs kick
    >oh lord we are so dead
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:57 No.18603825
    Get Sean to touch her fluffy tail. We're not jumping on that grenade.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:57 No.18603826
    Well alright. I've never been military so I'll take your word on it.

    I just equate "shooting at a fellow soldier" with "dishonorable discharge/execution."
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:58 No.18603831
    Is Sakamoto's familiar a doberman?
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:58 No.18603838
    Our most used Offensive Maneuver is Bounce, our most used Defensive is Crazy Ivan. There is an important difference, learn it, it could save your life.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:58 No.18603843
    Yup. They're sensitive, and possibly erogenous, which given >>18603723 might be a good thing. We can have Sean do it while we grab a smoke.
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:58 No.18603844
    *spot. got a few beers in me
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:58 No.18603848
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:58 No.18603849
    "Wait, no shielding?"
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:59 No.18603852
    >"We got 2 hours before convoy gets here for the patrol"
    >"Wanna throw rocks at each others nuts and see who wimps out first?"

    Buddy of mine in the Marines
    >> Anonymous 04/06/12(Fri)23:59 No.18603860
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    It is.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:00 No.18603868
    The military is made up of young, bored, stressed out, and many times drunken young men. They can make a frat house look like a tea party.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:00 No.18603869
    This is either going to end horribly, or horribly and with Sakamoto raping someone.
    Let's do it.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:00 No.18603872
    yes, but if they expect the crazy ivan over the bounce, regardless of their defensive or offensive properties, the bounce-karma swings back into our court
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:00 No.18603873
    we need to buy dog treats so we can throw them at some witches while we run
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:00 No.18603876
    There is no fluffy tail

    RIP MC
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:00 No.18603880
    You couldn't tell from her demeanour?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:01 No.18603883
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    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:01 No.18603886
    Oh god. This would be fucking great, but we'd want to have a head start.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:01 No.18603890

    We can still scratch her behind the ears with sufficient misdirection.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/07/12(Sat)00:02 No.18603892
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    aw shit nigga
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:02 No.18603899
    I wonder if catnip affects them.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:02 No.18603902
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:03 No.18603906
    We could casually do it while talking to Sean, once he's grabbed the tail.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:03 No.18603913
    One moment...
    She's a well-trained puppy, isn't she?
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/07/12(Sat)00:03 No.18603914
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    So, potatoes
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:04 No.18603923
    oh lord I like this plan!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:04 No.18603924
    only works on the german witches...although, we should probably have a potato or two next time we talk with minna
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:04 No.18603925
    [00:01] <Planefag> EVERYTHING quoted from me on IRC is out-of-context, which is why it's so effective at trolling the thread
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:04 No.18603926
    [00:01:22] Demetrious EVERYTHING ... from me ... is ... so effective at trolling the thread
    [00:01:34] it's literally the only reason I ... write
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:05 No.18603940
    As a reminder, kids, that's #swq on irc.rizon.net
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:05 No.18603941
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    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:05 No.18603943
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:06 No.18603946
    That doesn't sound like it needs context. WHAT AM I MISSING?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:07 No.18603958
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    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/07/12(Sat)00:07 No.18603960
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    waiting warmly
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:08 No.18603967
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:08 No.18603971
    Nah. I say a nice kielbasa will work much better on her.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:08 No.18603975

    Seriously though, the IRC channel was made to replace the SWQ Discussion threads because /tg/ was complaining about them, not to have supersecret SWQ discussion. It's become more of a metadiscussion on the thread itself rather than the story.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)00:09 No.18603976
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    With a kill-crazy bullet-deflecting Jap bearing down on you with murder on her mind, it is clearly the time to perform the famous CRAZY. FUCKING. IVAN.

    Of course, in this corridor there's absolutely no points of egress to make that possible. Time for option B.

    As the berserking Japanese Witch bears down on you and your impotent pistol, you reach deep into your booze-addled brain and try to draw forth the Gnome...

    ... and every light in the corridor promptly blows out.

    "Hidden movement~" you mutter, and go scurrying away in a big hurry to get the fuck out of there. Glancing over your shoulder, you see Sakamoto's magic eye glowing bright, light purple in the dark.


    A hand latches onto your ankle and haaaauls you back in as your fingers scrape on the floor uselessly.


    "What?" Sean asks innocently.


    "Shit, that sucks," Sean says with real feeling. "Sorry, bro."


    "Saaay it~"

    In the dark you feel the cold steel of Sakamoto's blade whistling through the air as she warms up for the finishing blow.

    "If you save my ass..." you sigh, loathe to say the words.

    "Saaaay iiiiit...."

    ".... I hold your sibling transgressions moderately forgiven."

    "Good enough."
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:10 No.18603986
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:10 No.18603990
    Hidden movement.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:11 No.18603996
    Dicks, we need to fly drunk more often, we stop caring about what we can't do so it works
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:11 No.18603997
    We're getting stronger
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:11 No.18603999

    well, he knows to twist a little when hes got us by the balls at least.

    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:11 No.18604003
    Fuck you Sean, fuck you forever.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:11 No.18604007
    >".... I hold your sibling transgressions moderately forgiven."
    We're just saying this right? There's no way we can forgive sibling transgressions, even moderately.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:11 No.18604009
    I thought we were going with
    >I know a trick worth two 'o 'dat bitch
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:11 No.18604010
    We just blew out the lights?

    Holy fuck, Machine Affinity is overpowered. We need to experiment with this shit.

    Make broken machines work, make working machines break, make parts function as though they were whole...

    Troll the entire engineering dept.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:11 No.18604011
    We'll get him back when we reveal his gnomish state.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/07/12(Sat)00:12 No.18604015

    We are so drunk we forgot she can see through WALLS, aren't we.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:12 No.18604019
    We just fucked the lights with our GNOME BRAIN

    Doesn't that count as a trick?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:12 No.18604022
    Oh goodness
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:12 No.18604025
    I can feel the railroad overtaking me. It is a good feeling.

    Just kidding, I guess we were too indecisive for planefag. And I was so looking forward to the tail shenanigans.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:12 No.18604027
    this. getting on the intercom and calling him a protestant gnome after this whole thing is sounding better and better. even better if we rope drunk trude into it as well
    >> Major Airlift 04/07/12(Sat)00:13 No.18604030
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    We can probably only do the physics defying stuff while drunk.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:13 No.18604031
    there is still time
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:13 No.18604032
    Let me rephrase, I thought that we weren't going to ask Sean for help. Sending sharp objects to little sisters is not ok.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:13 No.18604033
    >".... I hold your sibling transgressions moderately forgiven."
    Bullshit of the highest magnitude.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/07/12(Sat)00:13 No.18604034

    Or the other ideas were just so bad that he saved us from ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:13 No.18604035
    You realize this means that he's going to hit on Robin now.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:13 No.18604041
    >hidden movement

    This is a terror mission, right? We're fucked.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:14 No.18604047
    >Give her a gun
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/07/12(Sat)00:14 No.18604051
    We did. There was no room to CRAZY IVAN.

    At least, that's how I read it.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:14 No.18604053
    His sibling transgressions up to this point is what I interpret that as.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:14 No.18604054
    only the previously-occuring sibling transgressions. not any that are to come
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:14 No.18604055
    The hell he will. We were drunk when we said. Naturally we will forget.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:15 No.18604064
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:15 No.18604065
    "Sean? Remember when I said you were forgiven for hitting on my sister?"
    "That's right, MC! You did!"
    "I lied."
    *snap roll*
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:15 No.18604066

    Fucking tablet.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/07/12(Sat)00:15 No.18604068
    And then he dies, for his fresh transgressions.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:15 No.18604071
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    did you see what she did to cupcake.....she will break him in two
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:15 No.18604075
    Pretty much.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:16 No.18604086
    She hit Croissantski for hitting us, not for hitting on her.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:16 No.18604088
    Like fucking hell he will, unless he'd like to use his own ass as a sheathe for that claymore.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:17 No.18604099
    look guys, sean is an alright guy and our sister is a first rate asskicker. we can let this shit slide, its cool.

    you know, unless she shows up crying or with a black eye or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:17 No.18604105
    So, now that Sean and Sakabro are gonna go back to fighting each other again, can we evacuate the area with Miyafuji, find Robin and the Cossack, and get busy on the pillowfort? You know, to minimize the molesting, groping, and similar bullshit?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:18 No.18604110
    you mean till he shows up crying with a black eye.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:18 No.18604114
    if she has a black eye, our radio-gnome is dead
    and you never let your bros hit on your sister. just not kosher
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:18 No.18604118
    Is that really Captain America and The Boss sharing a smoke after battle?

    ... It's glorious.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:18 No.18604121
    We can let it slide until he gets his filthy Irish hands on our sister.

    And then we'll be too late to stop him.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:19 No.18604125
    >and then we'll be too late to save him
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:19 No.18604128
    So who's brilliant idea was it to get Sakamoto drunk in the first place?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:19 No.18604129
    >And then we'll be too late to stop ourselves
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:20 No.18604141
    Probably Sean's.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:20 No.18604148
    >black eye

    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:20 No.18604149
    See, this is exactly it.
    I can see it now, Sakamoto and Barkhorn wrestling him into his tuxedo.
    "Wait! Take it back! Take it baaack!"


    First wedding where the best man has the groom at gunpoint the whole time.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:21 No.18604151
    >Going through the strike witch series again
    > turns out im watching the uncensored version
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:21 No.18604162
    We often joke about "Killing someone" we're angry at. Not now. If he does that, we put a bullet in his head and dump him in the channel.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:21 No.18604164
    Think about it. If she has red headed children, we'll have fucked up as a brother.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:21 No.18604170
    >implying the shotgun wedding is a new concept in 1943
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:22 No.18604174
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:22 No.18604177
    i tried to rewatch SW the other day. i couldnt, if only because fap angel has managed to craft more interesting characterizations than the story actually managed imo
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:22 No.18604178
    The gun is on the Widow.

    The MC is in the cockpit.

    Both are wearing suits.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)00:22 No.18604179
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    There's a sharp shove, a cry, and next thing you know you're uninjured, unhanded, and on your ass, in the dark.

    Somewhere nearby you hear the snap of an igniter cap, and bloody red light flares into brilliance. In the rubescent, flickering light of an emergency flare you see Sean. The shadows play and dance, outlining his powerful jaw and his dark, brooding eyes. He smiles, and the light makes his teeth appear blood-red.

    No homo.

    "One rule..." he says, looking at Sakamoto standing a short distance away from him.

    "Stay in the light."

    Even though you have no fucking idea why that'd matter, it still sounds kind of cool.

    Sakamoto lunges, in a proper drunken rage now, and Sean counters effortlessly. Steel rings on steel as they go at it with a will.

    "Oh shit they're going to carve each other up," you mutter, contemplating your chances of disabling them with precision shots. You search your pockets for unspent soap bullets.

    "Noo, Sakamoto does something with her sword to make the edge blunt," Yoshika tells you. "Like a narrow shield. It's similar to how she powers up her sword to cut alium ships, just a different effect!"

    "Oh," you say.

    "She still would've hit you so hard your eyeballs popped out," Yoshika says seriously.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:23 No.18604199
    The shotgun wedding wasn't a new concept in 1943 BC. Although it was more of a "Spear-point" wedding.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:24 No.18604200
    that's because strikr withces in fan service.
    still good but fanservice.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:24 No.18604201
    "I have that effect on women. C'mon, let's go rescue Sanyan."
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:25 No.18604220
    this. something along the lines of "that seems to be a recurring theme amongst the older witches here. come on, let's get out of here with all of my appendages intact"
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:26 No.18604227
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    >"She still would've hit you so hard your eyeballs popped out," Yoshika says seriously.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:26 No.18604229
    "Come on, Sean. I knew you liked sword fighting with Ian, but this is taking it a bit far, don't you think. Come find me when you're done; we need to talk.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/07/12(Sat)00:26 No.18604232
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    > She still would've hit you so hard your eyeballs popped out," Yoshika says seriously.

    You can fix those right?

    Don't answer that.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:26 No.18604240
    Well, time to let them measure their swordsman peens and get the hell out of here.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:27 No.18604243
    "Good thing you were here to heal me, then.

    ...You would have healed me, right?

    Anyway, ten bucks says they end up making out in the hallway."
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:27 No.18604250
    God dammit the keyboard on the laptop im borrowing sucks dick and the mouse keeps clicking on random shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:27 No.18604252
    >Find Sanya in her bed all bundled up in our Jacket
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:27 No.18604253
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    Gentlemen I have come to a startling realization.

    I present... MC.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:27 No.18604255

    We must get her in on the bedfort plan!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:28 No.18604260
    we still need to talk to Sean about Gnomes
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:28 No.18604262
    rolled 34 = 34


    Ahhhhh, Aikawa~
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:28 No.18604263

    We already decided MC was Denozo.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:28 No.18604267
    Hmm... on one hand, Sean is a sword gnome. On the other hand, Sakamoto has a shitload of experience with that katana. But her drunkeness could mitigate that.

    We should leave before the outcome is decided, because it looks like Sakamoto still might manage to win.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:28 No.18604270
    we can do that once him and sakabroto have finished flirting via swordfight
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:29 No.18604278
    "Thank Protestant Jesus you're a medic then. You can heal popped balls right? Popped eyeballs, that is?"
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:29 No.18604279
    We need a flag.

    "I claim this office in the name of AMERICA!"
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:29 No.18604280
    >it's enough to make a man turn to his crew for comfort. I mean at least they'd put out.
    Let's see if we can get nose bleed here.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:29 No.18604286
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)00:29 No.18604287
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:29 No.18604295
    Yes, let us check on the Cossack.

    Then please, the pillow fort. We need to establish ourselves as the best big brother ever to walk the face of the earth.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:30 No.18604297
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:30 No.18604299
    Is he a sword gnome? I thought he was more of a "situational awareness" gnome or something, considering his love of radar and the way he knew about the martian attack.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:30 No.18604301
    i'd hope that we still have quite a while. dont play with my heart like that
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:30 No.18604303
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    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:30 No.18604306
    Demetrious get sudden idea
    Demetrious check wikipedia
    [00:28:51] MaulMachine go for it
    Demetrious tomorrow
    [00:28:54] is gunna be gud
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:30 No.18604313
    Guys, Sanya is fine, so how about we do more important things?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:31 No.18604318
    >Pillow fight with Miyafuji, Lynne, Sanya, and Robin
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:31 No.18604319
    Won't Sanya be asleep? We need her well rested, since it looks like there are going to be plenty of night mission coming up.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:31 No.18604327
    Like what?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:31 No.18604330
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    No, that's... s-silly. I definitely don't want to see that at all...
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:32 No.18604339

    >We may have loaded Sanya up with Caffine, Alcohol and Bounce.

    She'll be fine.

    Emphasis on _Sanya_ will be fine.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:32 No.18604340
    Nah. Sanya is probably busy raping or being raped.
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/07/12(Sat)00:32 No.18604343
    Get behind her, go for the tackle, and Apologize.
    You might take a headbutt or a few elbows, but even drunk you know you dun goofed.

    Sakimobro is our friend, one of the few we have, and we crossed a line. Sure we joke, and we kid, and we insult your families lineage in a drunken rage, but we made a genuine mistake, time to make up for it. In a none getting run through with a sword way.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:32 No.18604348
    The real question is how long before Sakamoto decides to throw the sword down and fuck Sean's brains out. and on that note, Where is Ian?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:33 No.18604351
    Watch the fight and ask Miyafuji if you can touch her witch tail.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:33 No.18604356
    We're drunk. Not the best time for apologies.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:34 No.18604360
    >Where is Ian?
    Doing his best imitation of a circus lion tamer, fending off Perrine with a chair and a whip?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)00:34 No.18604361
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    Sean and Sakamoto are going full tilt, their blades flashing in ruddy flarelight and shadow, the ring of steel-on-steel amazing and primal as it ricochets sharply off the old stone walls of the castle corridor. With the magically-protected blade, Sakamoto has no fear of chipping her katana's brittle, razor-sharp edge, and she's swinging at Sean like a goddamn lumberjack, powerful and incredibly swift. Sean is matching her blow-for-blow, and neither of them seem able to make headway. The battle rages as the flare burns down, and several minutes of frenzied combat later, they both stand, sweat-drenched and swaying, in the dying light of the fading flare.

    Her noticeable bosom heaving as she gasps for air, Sakamoto locks eyes with Sean, obvious respect in her expression. They grin wearily at each other, satisfied with the contest.

    They want to fuck.

    Both of them snap their heads around to glare at you.

    Did I say that out loud?

    "Yes," Yoshika grumbles in your ear. "You kind of did."
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:34 No.18604365
    Go see our own sister?

    You guys keep saying we need to be the best big bro ever, but you seem to by neglecting our own little sis.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:34 No.18604367
    miyafuji's part of the little sister club. that would be a strange/awkward request
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:34 No.18604373
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    We need to fucking leave.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)00:35 No.18604378
    MC is going to be dead by the end of this war.

    It won't be aliens.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:35 No.18604383
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    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/07/12(Sat)00:35 No.18604385

    "Did I say that outloud too? Man, am I drunk. Whatever, you're a gnome, stop showing off. You'll ruin it for the rest of us."
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/07/12(Sat)00:35 No.18604386
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    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:35 No.18604387
    It was pretty fucking obvious you two, Sean you're a gnome, bye.

    Go to see Robin, we've got big brothering to do.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:35 No.18604388
    I think it's time we made our exit.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:35 No.18604389
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    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:35 No.18604391
    Pick up Yoshika and RUN
    >> Major Airlift 04/07/12(Sat)00:35 No.18604392
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    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:35 No.18604393

    after making her think we hate her too.
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/07/12(Sat)00:36 No.18604395
    Drunks say the best apologies, whilst puking everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:36 No.18604403
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:36 No.18604404
    Crazy IVAN!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:36 No.18604408
    we need smoke bombs.....
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:36 No.18604409
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    Time to run.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/07/12(Sat)00:36 No.18604414
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    Well it's true

    goddamn just do it already
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:37 No.18604416
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    rolled 56 = 56


    Son of a duck is the only option
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:37 No.18604417
    No amount of gnome trickery can save our ass now.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:37 No.18604419

    It would seem the price for willingly using our gnome powers is it screws up our internal narration.

    A small price to pay for absolute light switch power.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:37 No.18604420
    "Oh, to hell with it, you ALL know I'm not wrong."
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:37 No.18604422
    And now she knows how Minna must feel.

    I think the only way we can "win" would be to point that out.
    >> Starshadow 04/07/12(Sat)00:37 No.18604426
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    >They want to fuck
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:37 No.18604427

    I laughed.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:37 No.18604428
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)00:37 No.18604429
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    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:37 No.18604430
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:38 No.18604433
    hoo boy
    "miyafuji, get your sparkles ready please. its time to run"

    then go visit robin/sanya/trude
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:38 No.18604434
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    oh god
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:38 No.18604435
    What, like he's go all pulp ninja movie and throw smoke bombs on the ground before disappearing from the scene?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/07/12(Sat)00:38 No.18604443
    "Whoops. Well? Get on with it! Also, Sean, you're goddamn gnome."
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:38 No.18604445
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    Cross our arms and give them our best glare.

    "You're only mad because it's true. Just make sure to start kissing in the hallway first, I've got ten bucks riding on this."

    >pic related
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:38 No.18604446
    Are you forgetting Sakamoto's MAGIC FUCKING EYEBALL?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:39 No.18604448
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:39 No.18604451
    "Anyway, I need to talk with you Sean, so put the sword away and come over here. You can leave the claymore, too."
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:39 No.18604452
    Also remember to leave while saying "Sean, you are a gnome"
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:39 No.18604454
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    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:40 No.18604465
    we could throw them at THERE feet
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:40 No.18604470

    "Uh... Sean, you and Sakamoto should discuss your commonalities, Swords, uncanny luck, Motherfucking magic; Yes Sean, You're a motherfucking leprechaun. I'M GOING NOW BYE!"
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:42 No.18604481
    Cockblocking Sakamoto could be dangerous, but it might make her sympathize with Minna a bit.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)00:42 No.18604488
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    STRIKE WITCHES will resume TOMORROW, SAME TIME, SAME PLACE. What will your priority be 'pon THREAD START, TOMORROW?

    >Time to corner Minna and pry a decent conversation out of her with tow-chains and crowbars.
    >Time to get Sean's mind out of the gutter for five seconds and let's talk about this GNOME SHIT.
    >Time to do something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT (specify.)

    The "awesome enough to ignore votes" rule applies to that last one; throw in a standard vote too in case your awesome suggestion doesn't power through.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:42 No.18604491
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    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:43 No.18604494
    >>Time to corner Minna and pry a decent conversation out of her with tow-chains and crowbars.

    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:43 No.18604497
    Cockblock Sean!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:43 No.18604498
    Oh, shit.


    I love it.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:43 No.18604500
    again, he feasts upon our tears!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/07/12(Sat)00:43 No.18604502
    You cunt.

    Any who: Gnome shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:43 No.18604504
    <+Spiffy1> we will get all the cats
    <Dante41> Like, "More drunk than we were when we were drinking away the sorrow at the feeling of betrayl after the basement"
    <artyfag> We want all the cats.
    <artyfag> no cats for any one else.
    <artyfag> especially marines
    <+Spiffy1> MIyafuji wants us to share the cats
    <artyfag> no sharing
    <+MajorAirlift> Yoshika can have some cats.
    <+MajorAirlift> Not the marines.
    <%MaulMachine> yoshika cares more for the milk than the saucer in my opinion
    <+Wangkhan> But she has the cats
    <artyfag> she can be our cat handler
    <+Spiffy1> this is getting wierd
    <%MaulMachine> she can get a good feel in first, test the texture and elasticity
    <%MaulMachine> of the cats
    <%MaulMachine> we score
    <%MaulMachine> you know
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:43 No.18604505
    >Time to do something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT (specify.)
    Keep drinking with trude. we need to fix her. And do the drunken intercom thing
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:43 No.18604506
    Gnome shit. We've put it off too long already.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/07/12(Sat)00:43 No.18604507
    Minna's going to need some time to herself, and we're going to be fighting alongside her soon enough.

    So I say
    >Time to get Sean's mind out of the gutter for five seconds and let's talk about this GNOME SHIT.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:44 No.18604509
    >Time to get Sean's mind out of the gutter for five seconds and let's talk about this GNOME SHIT.

    there is a war on you kno. need our crew up to scratch.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:44 No.18604510
    Damn. Uh...Gnome shit. We've danced around that for far too long now.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:44 No.18604511

    Crank call the head of the RAF.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:44 No.18604512
    o yea, and talk to Minna. the last people we need to be around right now are sean and sakabroto, seeing as both probably want to stab us
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:44 No.18604515
    >Time to corner Minna and pry a decent conversation out of her with tow-chains and crowbars.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:44 No.18604518
    Let's talk to Minna
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:44 No.18604522
    Get drunk with Trude, build a pillow fort for little sisters.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:45 No.18604532
    Dammit, man! Let's talk to Sean about gnome stuff. It sounds like something big's coming up, so the sooner he knows, the better.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/07/12(Sat)00:45 No.18604533

    I'm totally for that pillowfort plan.

    Unless its not to late for Drunken PA.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/07/12(Sat)00:45 No.18604536
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    >Time to do something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT (specify.)

    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:46 No.18604538
    Gnome time.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:46 No.18604539
    works just as well as what I voted for
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:46 No.18604543
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    >Time to corner Minna and pry a decent conversation out of her with tow-chains and crowbars.

    Can it even be done?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:46 No.18604544
    Man, Sakamoto is trying to damn hard to set us up with Minna, but we say one thing about her relationship and she freaks on us? Hypocrite.

    Anyways: Corner Minna and get a conversation. BECAUSE I WANT INFODUMP PART 2!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:46 No.18604545
    We are DRUNK AS FUCK and need to be elsewhere fast. It is fucking time for that ice cream raid.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:46 No.18604546

    Right, we've had our jollies, lets actually do what we should have done days ago and tell Sean about him being in Club Gnome.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:46 No.18604547
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:46 No.18604548

    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:47 No.18604552
    This. We're just drunk enough for this to work
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:47 No.18604553
    Corner Minna and fix this BURNING RAGE issue--I still say, it's not natural, and it happens too reliably to be just hormones. And, it's going to get somebody killed one of these days, if for no other reason than because she'll be too angry or tearful to concentrate on keeping everybody alive.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:47 No.18604554
    >Time to corner Minna and pry a decent conversation out of her with tow-chains and crowbars.
    Can we finally sing he some blues? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOwa7t28KOk
    And throw dog treats... wait no. We get cookies shaped like bones. We throw the bone cookies at her/other witches when they do something that pleases us.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:47 No.18604555
    I wouldn't mind helping out that poor mechanic she was abusing.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:47 No.18604558
    Talk to Sean about Gnomes, we've been sitting on this for far too long and he should know about his magic. If he isn't an idiot he should have noticed that he's pulling some crazyass shit but giving him a sitrep on Gnomes and so on is a very good idea, we want our flight team to be aware of their Gnomishness so they can pull off even crazier shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:47 No.18604559
    >Time to corner Minna and pry a decent conversation out of her with tow-chains and crowbars.
    Sean could do with a good fucking. and more importantly we have to get the hell outta dodge.
    >> Major Airlift 04/07/12(Sat)00:47 No.18604562
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    >Time to do something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT (specify.)

    Troll Cupcakeski!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:48 No.18604565
    Talk to Sean or this:
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:48 No.18604569
    >>Time to corner Minna and pry a decent conversation out of her with tow-chains and crowbars.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:48 No.18604571
    >>Time to corner Minna and pry a decent conversation out of her with tow-chains and crowbars.

    We kinda need to address that whole... confrontation the other day, preferably some time when we aren't generally trying not to suppress rage.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:48 No.18604573
    >Time to get Sean's mind out of the gutter for five seconds and let's talk about this GNOME SHIT.
    Need to get this out of the way, hopefully it will also freak the bastard out big time.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:48 No.18604574
    Talk to Sean. If we're not getting any, neither is her.
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #3 Writefag no 2 04/07/12(Sat)00:49 No.18604577
    Alright, peeps. Last week, I said that since there was going to be a huge delay until this thread, Prune Barge Shuffle would be extra-long for the special occasion. So! Hold onto your ass, cause it's time we started this.
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    I don't have anything interesting to say. Here's the archive-thingy updated to thread 61.


    Also fixed the missing post in thread 55. If you spot any errors feel free to call me unkind names.
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #3 Writefag no 2 04/07/12(Sat)00:49 No.18604584
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    *December 11, 1942*

    Paperwork. Mankind’s greatest and oldest foe.

    Wright sighed. Whatever dread he had felt after the admiral’s revelation was mostly gone. He had decided to bury himself in the paperwork backlog his predecessor left him, but he had quickly grown to regret his choice. After three days of working through the mounds of forms, he was feeling nothing but mind numbing boredom. Fortunately, those three days were all Wright needed. With a groan, he pulled himself to his feet. With the first coherent thought he had in hours, he decided to go for a walk on deck to let the feeling return to his hand.

    Getting out on deck, Wright found that the sun had long since set. It was nearing 2000, and the stars were out. The ships of the task force were dark, with only the station-keeping lights on to show where in the black they were. The moonless night let him focus once more on his thoughts about his new “condition”. For five minutes what this meant to him danced through his head, before the sounds of the roving patrol team coming off duty pulled him back into reality

    “…you’re a lying piece of scum.”
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:50 No.18604589
    Why? We seem to be doing alright with her right now, so why kick the nest again. Nothing but bad things happen when we try to talk to her about this shit, so let's stop trying. Besides, we have Sean and half a dozen other people to talk.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/07/12(Sat)00:50 No.18604590
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    Don't worry, bro. Not even doing a cliffhanger tonight.

    You see, the idea I just came up with just won't have the same impact if I give you a full day and night to process it. I want to see your shock and more shock spread out before me, so I can roll in it.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:50 No.18604592
    that picture is horrifying
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:50 No.18604594
    barkhorn really does sleep in the nude...
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #3 Writefag no 2 04/07/12(Sat)00:50 No.18604596
    “It’s true! I was onboard the day of the Raid. Pulled guard duty at the high-level meeting that Kimmel arranged with the Combined Air Fleet. I was there when Nagumo actually turned to him and asked what had happened to his eye, and offered the services of one of his healing witches to repair it. You know what he did? He declined it, and gave this speech about how ‘he wouldn’t get it restored until the last alien was kicked off Earth.’ Nagumo was impressed, it was real inspiring, yadda yadda yadda. But between you and me? That’s all bullshit,”

    “Oh really.”

    Wright turned to see two Marines coming up out of one of the companionways, their post-watch smoke discussion already started.

    “Yeah. The real reason? He’s discovered that he can use his remaining eye as a focused hate beam. Now listen. I’m friends with a pharmacist’s mate down in sickbay. I’ll swear by this guy any day of the week. He told me that after Old One-Eye woke up from having fuckin’ Iodine poured in his fuckin’ eye socket, first thing he does is stare down the fuckin’ Chief Medical Officer so he can leave sickbay. A fucking junior officer staring down the CMO,” the Marine lights up his cigarette at this, “I know Gunnies who would give their right nut to be able to do that, and Old One-Eye can do it like it ain’t no thing!”

    The other Marine lights up as well. “Bull. Shit. I’ve never heard of anyone who can stare down a Doc. Hell, that was one of the laws of the universe my Gunny taught me: ‘Once a doc gets you in his care, he isn’t letting you go until he’s up and ready.’”
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:50 No.18604599
    What is with this dude and dog collars?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:51 No.18604608
    Talk to Sean.
    Alternatively >>18604522
    we'll have to do something about Trude before she goes completely batshit.
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #3 Writefag no 2 04/07/12(Sat)00:51 No.18604611
    It’s God’s Green Truth, I swear! And that’s not the half of it. He didn’t just limit his hate beam usage to the CMO; there’s about 20 men onboard this ship more afraid of him sitting across from them at their Mast then they are of whatever punishment they could receive at that same Mast!

    “And get thi-“ the first Marine is cut off by the second elbowing him in the ribs, having finally noticed Wright beside them. “Sorry Lieutenant,” the second says snapping off a crisp salute, “Didn’t see you standing there.”

    Wright waves them off while returning their salute. “It’s alright, it’s alright. In fact, you two gents have actually given me inspiration on what to do next. Thank you.”

    As Wright disappears down the same companionway they just ascended, the two Marines share a look, shrug, and go back to their smokes.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:51 No.18604615
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    Awww shit homies. Dis gon b gud.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:51 No.18604616
    Talk to Minna. We never finished that conversation.
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #3 Writefag no 2 04/07/12(Sat)00:52 No.18604621
    *December 12, 1942 0130*

    “3 bells and all’s well, Mr. Mackintosh,” said the JOOD.

    “Very good. Carry on,” Mackintosh replied, before glancing back down to the chart table and casually plotting another fix.

    With a bored sigh, he wanders over to the coffee pot and pours himself a mug. Taking a sip, he walks over to one of the lookouts. “Bismarck still where she’s supposed to be?”

    The old Bo’sun’s Mate nods. “She’s still a mile ahead, sir. I can pick up her wake easy enough, but I can barely make out where our destroyer screen is. Frankly, it’s pitch black out there, sir.”

    Mackintosh returns his nod. “Indeed. I feel sorry for the destroyer crews. Station keeping must be a bitch tonight,” He takes a sip of his coffee. “Well, at least the rough seas have dispersed. Small blessings, eh sailor?”

    Mackintosh makes a small round about the bridge before heading back to the chart table to plot another fix when suddenly a sharp twinge of pain springs up in his empty socket. His immediate reaction draws the attention of his JOOD.

    “Are you alright, sir?”

    “Yes, thank you. Just my missing eye making its absence known again,” Mackintosh replies with a half-chuckle.

    The older lookout and the helmsman share an immediate look.

    “Your eye is actin’ up again, sir? You know what that means. There be Martians about.”

    Mackintosh snorts at this. “Oh really, sailor? Well then, you’d better keep a sharp eye out for them.”

    He didn’t hear the lookout mumble under his breath “You don’t need to tell me twice.” over the sound of downing an aspirin.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:52 No.18604622
    Ooh, that's a very good line. Let's go with that.

    Yeah, see, Trude's problems we might actually be able to fix. It's worth a shot, at least. We've already had a go at Minna's a number of times.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:52 No.18604624
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    is this fear or excitement i feel?
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/07/12(Sat)00:52 No.18604625
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    >dog witch
    >dog collar
    what if we just

    fucked cupcakeski

    without telling everyone
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:52 No.18604627
    Talk to Minna.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:52 No.18604634
    I'm looking forward to having the shit trolled out of me, because honestly, this was kinda underwhelming.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:53 No.18604635

    Most bueno.
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #3 Writefag no 2 04/07/12(Sat)00:53 No.18604639
    *December 12, 1942 0220*

    The Coastal Command Catalina flew into the night, preceded by the roars of its two radial engines and the bitching of its crew.

    “Four hours. Four fuckin’ hours you sat in that fjord, waiting for the rescue boat,” griped the copilot.

    “I wasn’t about to leave a witch freezing in a life raft,” replied the pilot. “Not in the middle of December.”

    “But for FOUR hours?!” the copilot demanded again. “Look, I know your father raised you to act as knight like him, but you don’t need to act that fuckin’ chivalrous when you’re on patrol! For fucks sake, man. You didn’t even hit on her!”

    “And yet, he got the number of her base,” groused the radio operator. “While I fully support the concept of finally getting our White Squire laid, I’d appreciate it if you DIDN’T delay our getting back to base by several hours.”

    “I told you once, and I’ll tell you again,” the pilot said serenely. “We’ve got the fuel, so we’re going to finish this patrol in its entirety. No matter the delay.”

    The crew’s resounding groans are cut off by one of the waist gunners speaking up. “Hey, shut up. Shut the fuck up, you idiots! I see something!”
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/07/12(Sat)00:53 No.18604641
    Panty Raid.
    Ice Cream Raid.

    Yourself, and Robin. Steal panties, From every Witch, then sneak aboard the marine ships and steal ice cream.

    Then Raise The Flag Of Panties aboard and make for the island fast because that ship is going to EXPLODE.

    Minna will get to blame the Marines for doing it and boot them off her island, and you get ice cream and panties.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:53 No.18604644
    Talk to Sean about this GNOME SHIT.
    Faster we get him up to speed, the better our chances when we go and do something suicidal again.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:53 No.18604646
    Talk to Sean.

    This is also acceptable.
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #3 Writefag no 2 04/07/12(Sat)00:53 No.18604653
    The crew falls silent as they lapse into business. “Where? What did you see?” asks the pilot.

    “11 o’clock low! Look hard, and you’ll see it too!”

    With a nod, the pilot puts the nose down into a shallow dive to get a better view, and he most certainly does. Only a few seconds after the start of the dive, there is a massive disturbance in the water, its existence given away by agitated algae. Several more follow.

    “…Sweet Mary Mother of God…that’s a splashdown…” the navigator breathes.

    “Do you have a fix?”

    The navigator shakes himself back into reality. “Give me one moment.”

    The minutes that follow seem like an eternity to the rest of the crew, it only takes the navigator 4 minutes to call up in the affirmative.

    “Alright. Radioman, tap that out to anyone and everyone who will listen, and don’t stop until you get a response.”

    The tapping of the Morse Code piece is all the repose the pilot needs. For several silent tense minutes, the tapping sounds and the rumble of the engines are all that is heard in the aircraft, until…

    “We’ve got confirmation from HQ, sir! The word is out!”

    “Good!” the pilot shouts back. “Now shut off that set, and hold onto your ass!”

    And with that, the pilot engaged WEP and dove like a madman for the whitecaps.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:54 No.18604656
    My vote is to officially pronounce Sean a gnome, ask Sakabro how it feels to have someone fucking around with your personal business the same way she keeps involving herself in Minna's affairs, then stalk off.

    Then we can build a pillowfort in Minna's office to protect our little sister and our two adopted sisters from the insanity for a little while, and if Minna shows up, we can try to get a decent conversation out of her in the ironically named "fortress of sanity".

    It literally accomplishes everything. Also, corrected from previous post, which was missing the sister detail.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:54 No.18604657
    I don't think we should give up on Minna just yet. I think we're very close to actually getting through to her.
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #3 Writefag no 2 04/07/12(Sat)00:54 No.18604662
    One of the inter-ship telephones on the bridge of the California begins to ring off the hook.

    “Bridge, Officer of the Deck Mackintosh speaking,” Mackintosh says as he picks up the receiver.

    “Bridge, this is the radio room. We just picked up a Flash Message from a Coastal Command Boat to Combined Allied HQ. They’re reporting a major Martian splashdown.”

    Mackintosh puts his coffee down. “I see. What are the coordinates attached to the message?”

    As the radio operator on the end reads them off, Mackintosh’s eye goes wide. He spins around to the chart table to double-check what he knows is true. “I’ll wake the captain and the admiral.”

    As he clears the line, Mackintosh turns to one of the lookouts. “Seaman! Get on the Aldis Lamp and tell Bismarck to start waking her officers! We have ourselves a situation here!”


    Five minutes later, Captain Bunkley and Admiral Lee stood on the bridge, hovering over the chart table.

    “Estimated time until we’re in range?” asked Admiral Lee.

    “About an hour at our flank speed,” replied Mackintosh as he double-checked his figures with dividers on the chart.
    After thinking a few seconds more, Admiral Lee made his decision. “Signal the task force to come to an intercept heading and accelerate to 20 knots.

    “Sound General Quarters.”
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:54 No.18604666
    It would probably be a good idea to check in with her anyway, make sure Robin didn't kill her or anything.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:55 No.18604670
    You mean what if Cupcakeski fucked the MC. Easy mistake to make.
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #3 Writefag no 2 04/07/12(Sat)00:55 No.18604672
    As the task force steamed closer and closer, the atmosphere on the bridge was tense. Nobody had ever managed to actually catch the Martians this close to landing. That they were going to engage a Martian invasion force with just two battleships and four destroyers merely added to the tension.

    After several minutes of silence on the bridge, Admiral Lee spoke up. “To hell with it. Let’s transfer to the conning tower now, when we still don’t have a spotting report.”

    Captain Bunkley nodded, and one of the lookouts on the bridge assumed the helm from the quartermaster. The majority of the bridge crew then made their way to the conning tower one deck below. As the various personnel assume their stations, Captain Bunkley picks up an inter-ship phone and orders the transfer of the helm. With a hydraulic *clunk*, the wheel in the quartermaster’s hands changes from free-spinning to responsive.

    “Helm transferred! Steering 025, Checking 033!” called out the quartermaster.

    “Very well, Mr. McNair. Captain Bunkley has the deck, Lieutenant Mackintosh has the conn,” responded Captain Bunkley.

    “Thank you, sir,” Mackintosh says from the chart table, as he quickly plots the location and courses of the ships in the task force on a plotting sheet.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:55 No.18604675
    talk to minna
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:55 No.18604677
    i don't think we're "giving up"...more like we're tired of her shit. although we're playing a pretty dangerous game here. if we hurt minna, sakabroto will fuck us up, and if we hurt trude, erica will fuck us up.

    then again, pilot
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    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #3 Writefag no 2 04/07/12(Sat)00:56 No.18604687
    The conning tower is filled with the general murmur of the various officers checking the status of their respective divisions and departments, until…

    “CONTACT!” called out the man on the network with the radar operators. “Multiple large targets bearing 280 relative, range 35 miles!”

    “Excellent,” grinned Admiral Lee as the sound of the main gun turrets training out to port fills the tower. “Signal the Bismarck, and tell them…”


    “...maintain a circular closing course. Hold fire until they range 22 nautical miles unless fired upon. You have the honor of the first shot. Good hunting,” said the German signalman.

    Captain Lindermann smiled. “Magnificent. Signal our acknowledgment back,” he says over his shoulder as he walks back into the bridge of his ship.

    “Commander Schneider, have I told you recently how much I appreciate being under the command of an admiral who understands gunnery?” he asked his First Gunnery Officer.

    “Not recently, no,” Schneider replied.

    “Well, now I have,” Lindermann says as he related Lee’s orders. “I want the range counted off every half-mile, with a targeting solution on the closest contact,” Lindermann orders to his crew.

    “Yes, sir,” came the resounding affirmative.
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    oh no that would just be

    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #3 Writefag no 2 04/07/12(Sat)00:57 No.18604699
    As the ranges shrink, Captain Lindermann decides to have the radar room piped into the rest of the ship. The tension on the air of the Bismarck was almost palatable as the crept closer and closer. The expected Martian surprise attack was on the mind of every crewman. “Surely, they know we’re here?” they thought to themselves, but it never came . Until finally…

    “Range, 22 miles and closing!” came the sound of radar officer.

    The frown Lindermann was sporting grew into a large smile. “We have them. We finally caught the rat-bastards with their pants down,” he drawled. He turned to Commander Schneider. “Permission Granted. You may fire when ready, Commander.”

    Commander Schneider smirked. “Thank you, sir,” he says, before keying on his headset plugged into the gunnery control network. “Main Battery! SHATTER THEIR SKY!”


    The silence of the night is broken by the thunder of eight 15 inch guns firing in unison, followed a minute later by twelve 14 inchers. In the afterclap that followed, the sound of misting water began to fill the air as the anti-maser fog dispensers along the hulls of the two battleships came to life.

    The ringing of the alarm, followed by the crash of the salvo. Each minute brought a repeat of the cycle. Those crew who had a station deep inside the ship worked, trying to put the thought of the battle outside as they went about their duties, subconsciously steeling themselves for the first instance of the Martians returning fire. Those manning the AA guns were wondering where in the fuck the hordes of Squid aircraft were . Not that they were complaining, of course.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:57 No.18604700
    Wait, Trude has a problem?

    Her sister's back. What's wrong with her?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:57 No.18604701
    We've been "close to getting through" for half the fucking quest. At some point it's time to cut your losses.
    Besides, having one single conversation with Trude isn't going to doom your hopes with Minna.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:57 No.18604703
    Gnome shit with Sean.

    At this point I say fuck Minna, she's avoiding this harder than even the MC ever would.
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #3 Writefag no 2 04/07/12(Sat)00:58 No.18604706
    Admiral Lee, on the other hand, was slightly perturbed. “God dammit!” he shouted as he listened in on the gunnery network, “I know we’re shooting off just radar, but we should be getting better returns then *this*! That makes 3 consecutive salvos over the target. Start ranging on the Bismarck’s shots; maybe that will produce better results.”

    As ordered, the fire directors fore and aft pivoted slightly, as did the main gun turrets before they resume firing. Several more salvos go downrange successfully… and then dawn broke to the north of the ships.

    As a resounding cheer broke out on the decks of the task force, all Captain Bunkley can muster is a “…huh.”

    Admiral Lee maintained his composure slightly better. “Radar! How many targets remaining?” he calls into the intercom.

    “Sir, we’ve got four on our sco-“ The radar operator is cut off as another dawn breaks. “…make that three targets remaining, sir.”

    “Are they still stationary?”

    “Yes sir, they haven’t moved since we obtained contact.”

    “Thank you. Signalman!” Admiral Lee calls as he switches networks. “Signal the destroyers to accelerate to flank speed and set up for their torpedo runs. “

    “Yes sir!”

    Captain Bunkley calls out. “Sir! Radar just picked up aerial contacts! Looks like they finally managed to scramble some of their birds!”

    “About fucking time…” Admiral Lee grumbles under his breath.
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #3 Writefag no 2 04/07/12(Sat)00:59 No.18604726
    Straining his eyes against the orange glow that permeates the horizon, Wright manages to visually confirm what was just announced over the gunnery network.

    “GET READY! WE GOT FLYING SQUIDS INCOMING!” he shouts down to his guncrew.

    As he steeled himself for his baptism of fire, Wright found himself…scared. Not only for the combat, but for his newfound powers. For all the admiral said, he still didn’t have any proof. It’s one thing to go into battle sure of yourself, but to go in with a new unknown variable? Deep down inside, Wright felt scared.

    As the approaching group of Martian fighters grew closer and closer, Wright came to a realization. “You know what? Fuck it,” he mutters to no one in particular. “If I am a fucking gun wizard, lets test it. Let’s see what I can fucking do.”

    With that, he plugs his headset back in, and draws a bead on the lead needle fighter baring down the ship.

    And as one, the anti-aircraft batteries on the California erupt into fire.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)00:59 No.18604732
    Have you missed a few threads? She's rather upset that she wasn't able to save Chris on her own, or something. Nothing too complicated, hopefully. We should be able to sort it out if we can just sit down with her sober and talk for a little while. And it'd probably be good for MC anyway, what with Robin in the picture now.
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #3 Writefag no 2 04/07/12(Sat)01:00 No.18604738
    The crashes of the main guns are soon backed up by the constant chattering of the AA batteries. The murderous amount of flak being spewed into the skies quickly begins to take its toll on the Martian craft. As they attempt to make their attack runs, flak shells from the 5 inchers break their cool, and then they are then blown apart by the 1.1s and the 20mms. A “Firebee” particular makes an ill-advised choice of when to start its run; as it breaks away from a strafing run on the upper decks, it finds itself caught as another salvo heads downrange towards the landers. The tiny alien fighter is promptly annihilated.

    Upon seeing this, the gunnery officer in the conning tower began to laugh. “It’s a turkey shoot! It’s a goddamn TURKEY SHOOT!”

    As the dance of death goes on, it becomes increasingly clear that Task Force 14 won the battle when the first shell was fired. The skies are nearly clear and the burning Martian landers were clearly visible now; as the gigantic splashes caused by the near misses of the battleships rain back down, the destroyers start their torpedo runs.

    With a “TOOM”, the metallic fish streak out of their launchers toward the three remaining Martian surface craft. After several minutes, a crescendo of explosions and spouts of water erupt from the Martian fleet. One craft finally breaks under the strain and begins to slip under the waves, while the two left are reduced to burning wrecks.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:00 No.18604745

    she appears to be a raging alcoholic.

    but meh. mee oh foo jay can fix livers.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:00 No.18604747
    She has a massive god complex. She's obsessed with her perceived failures. Like failing to save her sister. It wasn't enough for Chris to get rescued, SHE had to rescue her.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:00 No.18604749
    I agree on both counts, but I'm more interested in dumping Minna just to annoy PF.
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #3 Writefag no 2 04/07/12(Sat)01:00 No.18604751
    Seeing this, Admiral Lee begins to pass down orders. “Main Batteries, cease fire! Stop wasting ammo, and let your secondaries and the destroyers finish the bastards off. Signal the rest of the fleet to do the same.”

    As the admiral’s orders are beginning to be carried out, the gunnery officer’s attention is drawn the to the Bismarck ahead of them. A Needle Fighter unsuccessfully attempted a run on the Bismarck, only getting flak its troubles. But it didn’t stop. As the gunnery officer looks on in horror, the Needle Fighter manages to pull up from crashing into the water, trailing flame the whole way, and turns to start baring right down his throat.

    As it starts streaking towards the conning tower, the gunnery officer practically screams into the intercom “MARTIAN AIRCRAFT AT ONE O’CLOCK! SHOOT IT DOWN NOW!”
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/07/12(Sat)01:01 No.18604754
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    It's a perfect plan.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:01 No.18604759
    Despite what waifufags believe, interacting with Trude does not mean giving up on Minna. She has her own issues which seem to have gotten only worse since getting Chris back and could easily have an effect on her combat performance.
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #3 Writefag no 2 04/07/12(Sat)01:01 No.18604762
    “MARTIAN AIRCRAFT AT ONE O’CLOCK! SHOOT IT DOWN NOW!” came the cry over the gunnery net.

    Seaman Kennosuke Uehara snaps his head around. He stands manning the starboard 20mm cannon mounted right outside the conning tower. He immediately spots the Needle baring down on him.

    Without a moment’s hesitation, he swings his cannon to bare and starts spitting rounds at it.

    It doesn’t cross his mind that his number on the opposite side has already ditched behind the conning tower.

    It doesn’t cross his mind that the conning tower itself is heavily armored enough to shrug off the light Martian craft.

    It doesn’t cross his mind that his 20mm cannon wasn’t going to stop the fighter screaming towards him.

    It doesn’t cross his mind that he has a sweetheart waiting at home for him in Sacramento.

    The only thing on his mind is that he was all that stood between his Captain and Admiral and this fucking squid who dared to try and kill them. And that was all he needed to keep pouring round after round into the rapidly approaching craft.

    The Martian fighter impacted the conning tower not 7 feet from where Seaman Uehara was. He died standing at his post.
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #3 Writefag no 2 04/07/12(Sat)01:02 No.18604777
    “Mein Gott im Himmel!” shouts a lookout on the Bismarck. “A Martian Fighter just hit the California!”

    “What?!” demanded Captain Lindermann as he rushed to the bridge wing. Even in the quasi-dark generated by the flaming Martian ships, he could easily see the scorch marks on the California’s conning tower. More importantly, he could see the ship begin to swing out of line, before correcting itself and turning back into formation.

    “Get on the Lamp! Find out what happened!” he ordered.


    “Fuuuuccckkkkkkkk...” groaned one of the officers scattered around the conning tower floor.

    “And that, gentlemen,” said Admiral Lee as he dusted himself off and put his glasses back on. “Is why we use the conning tower.”

    “Never mind that for now. All departments, damage report!” ordered Captain Bunkley.

    “Got a casualty report in from two of my gun-crews on the starboard side,” moaned the gunnery officer from where he lay on the deck, clutching his head. “Sounds like they got sprayed with shrapnel. No dead, but the med teams are on their way. Oh, and the 20 mike-mike who’s right outside isn’t responding.”

    “Well no shit…” mutters Captain Bunkley under his breath. “Anything else?”

    As the crew pull themselves up, the general consensus they return is a “No.”

    “Well then. Let’s finish up cracking these squid eggs and move on, shall we?” said Admiral Lee.

    “See, I told you, sir. Eye hurts, Martians about,” says the helmsman as he brings the California back on course.

    Mackintosh stares at him for several seconds before grumbling “As you were, Quartermaster.”
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:02 No.18604782
    for what it's worth, i think drunk might honestly be better than sober in this case, especially for MC. he has a habit of "avoiding things" to put it diplomatically. if hammered, that probably wont be as big a deal
    regardless of her supposed "empath" abilites, i think it'd probably be better if MC just laid it all out on the table (whatever "it" is) in regards to whether or not/how much Minna messes with his mind. then the ball is truly in her court, and we can fuck off to wherever else we wanna be until she decides to do something about it
    >> Prune Barge Shuffle session #3 Writefag no 2 04/07/12(Sat)01:03 No.18604783
    Within an hour, it was done. The destroyers began mop-up right as the last Martian lander slipped beneath the waves. As the chattering of machinegun fire began to fill the night, the spotter aircraft and witches went aloft to confirm that no Martian vessel had escaped destruction. After a good 20 minutes, they reported back in the negative.

    As the task force formed up again, and the ships shared status reports via Aldis Lamp, the California broke radio silence to send a single message back to Combined Allied HQ:

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    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:03 No.18604786
    This. However it ends, the woman needs help
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:03 No.18604787
    If they want their respective friends fucked/unfucked they can do it themselves for all I care.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:04 No.18604798
    We did that already, and apparently she still wants to avoid the whole thing. I'm fine with that. If she changes her mind, then maybe we can talk.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:04 No.18604799

    >absolute minna domination in waifu wars
    >every single decision we ever make we get 3 or 4 votes about someting minna related no matter how weird and out of place or flat retarded it is
    >whenenver there a minna option actually listed it wins by a landslide

    >30 threads later shes still more or less neck and neck with a waifu whos had votes up on the board maybe twice.

    >bawwww planefag why are you railroading for minna so hard?
    >> Writefag no 2 04/07/12(Sat)01:04 No.18604800
    And we're done. As usual, questions, comments, pointing out where I screwed something up?

    Here's the Pastebin:

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/07/12(Sat)01:06 No.18604814
    I do apologize, I was not clear enough. I'm not upset about WHERE you're ending it for the night. Just that you're ending it for the night at all.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:06 No.18604815
    Who are you quoting?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:06 No.18604816
    Way to read shit into what I wrote, Minnafag. I specifically said that I was interested in trolling PF, not the Minnafags. You guys don't need intentional trolling, you leap to the defense at the slightest touch already.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:07 No.18604823
    It's more about making PF introduce a new romantic partner to keep the tension up.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:07 No.18604825
    Everyone knows "railroading" is code for "Option that I don't like won"
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/07/12(Sat)01:09 No.18604841
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    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:09 No.18604842
    im not interested in "unfucking" their friends' minds. im interested in avoiding magically-assisted ass-whoopings.
    almost all of our conversations with Minna have ended in name calling and anger. what i mean is talk to her, tell her that she messes with our head at least to some degree like we do to hers, then spin on our heel and peace out, minus as much anger as is realistically possible. let her act from there. if we've already done that, then excuse my poor memory
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:10 No.18604846
    This plan is perfect. I advocate it 100%.

    And I think the "We've chased Minna forever but haven't gotten anywhere" is just Planefag extending the runtime of the quest. If we got her after three threads, it'd be just too simple.

    If we were going after Trude, we'd have the same thing happening.

    But I am all for consoling Trude.

    You know, sharing a drink or seven. And then waking up with our pants on our heads.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:10 No.18604849
    Ok, but seriously, we need to troll Sakamoto here. Drag Sean away and then go build a pillow fort.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:10 No.18604854
    >it'd probably be better if MC just laid it all out on the table

    >"A little aggressive blame-gaming and suddenly you're too busy stuttering to talk about the two-hundred ton mammoth in the room, like what's going on between us."
    He might rephrase it, but I don't see how he could get any straighter about it short of tying her down and not letting her go until the issue is worked out.
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/07/12(Sat)01:11 No.18604856
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    Aww Fuck It.
    I was all over turning Katharine to MC (Ma Deuce...) buuut.
    Cupcakeski All The Wayski GO.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:11 No.18604858
    hey, if you wanted to restrict greentext to strictly being quote you need to build a time machine and insist on that convention way back in '07 or something.

    yeah thats what i mean. planefag would only be trolled if he was in the tank for minna his own self. that was beliveable when the poor trudefags were getting lol,MP'd but im not seeing it here 50 threads later.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:12 No.18604860
    #1) Inform Sean that he is officially a gnome.
    #2) Inform Sakabro that witches who live in glass houses shouldn't be telling their friends to "just fuck him already".
    #3) Fuck you, #2 makes perfect sense.
    #4) Build a pillow fort in Minna's office, populate it with our collection of little sisters.
    #5) Drink non-alcoholic cocoa with little sisters.
    #6) Invite Minna to have a calm, rational conversation with us in our fortress as soon as she tries to get into her office.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:12 No.18604861
    >almost all of our conversations with Minna have ended in name calling and anger
    >what i mean is talk to her
    What makes you think it would, or could go any differently?

    >tell her that she messes with our head at least to some degree like we do to hers
    We have told her that. We've screamed it at her, actually. I think she got the message. Most recently, we did it in the hallway where we punched each other.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:12 No.18604864
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    Well, we haven't tried it yet...
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:13 No.18604867
    acknowledging that the elephant exists isnt quite the same as admitting how much it fucks with MC's head. again, this is all my opinion, so take it or leave it as you will
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:14 No.18604877
    I don't know. Having the MC make out with Cupcakeski would be like some weird rule 63 selfcest.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:14 No.18604879
    okay, then i was wrong, i'll admit it. its incredibly in-character for a 20 year old pilot to act like this, but i'll admit it gets frustrating to see things left unresolved. guess that means i'm hooked by the story though, so props to planefag
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:16 No.18604888
    I really think you're overestimating the support for Minna. Remember, Minnafags are only a majority of the waifufags, not a majority of the whole playerbase.

    And it's not about PF gunning for Minna himself (though he clearly has a thing for German girls, and probably authoritative ones at that), it's about making him have to write the story in a way that he wasn't planning on. He's clearly capable of reacting to it and writing it well, so I'm not concerned about a drop in quality or anything.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:16 No.18604898
    Which makes it even hotter. It's like masturbation! But less depressing
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:18 No.18604915
    Yeah, I think PF's finally twigged that people are getting a little annoyed with the tension only ever building. He's been dropping those fourth wall comments about leading people on and such.

    I just think there are too many opportunities for antics to be had if we weren't so focused on two romantic interests to the exclusion of all others.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:18 No.18604916

    I wonder what her reaction would be if we touched minna's fluffy tail
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 04/07/12(Sat)01:19 No.18604920
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    We haven't seen kathy since episode WHO KNOWS

    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:21 No.18604947
    i don't think annoyed would be the right word, at least in my case. sure it's frustrating, but given the actions that we (and by proxy MC) have taken thus far its incredibly in character. so its a frustration that makes sense within the story, as opposed to an annoyance because it doesnt make sense
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:21 No.18604952
    You know, people have been consistently supporting scratching ears or the like since it was first suggested however many sessions ago it was, yet the most PF's done with it is grabbing Trude's tail in the hanger. I'm wondering if he's just opposed to the idea for some reason, or if it's just more serious than we think and he's saving it for something later.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:23 No.18604977
    rolled 89 = 89

    With the talk about robin, we keep forgetting one thing we need to do before we sortie.

    We need to get Robin assigned to a desk job.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:23 No.18604981
    Even if it makes sense it can be annoying. A good story can get real old real quick if it's nothing but tension.
    Personally, I don't think it does make sense anymore, but only just. We've gotten better lately, so I'm hopeful.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:24 No.18604984
    When complaining about Minna avoiding the whole tension with the MC, people seem to forget how planefag stated that building an actual relationship with one of the witches that goes beyong stress relief sex will require shitloads of effort (and likely time/character interaction).

    That said, the only thing I want more at this point than see all the waifufags die is to see planefag write an ending where the MC end up with no one before that.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:24 No.18604988
    The majority dosn't really care either way. But the Minnafag are a significant minority, as are the FOREVERALONE guys.
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/07/12(Sat)01:25 No.18604996
    Or wintwincest?
    Best not to think of it like THAT but more feisty Prussian that doesnt seem to have crazy mental hangups.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:25 No.18604999
    Or shipped back to the States. We should find Earhart and convince her to kidnap her, or at least take her away for extensive training at airshows. The witch sister of a war hero's got to be a decent attraction. Maybe we can get her doing publicity stunts.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:25 No.18605000
    I think that it's probably a serious thing. We grabbed Trude's tail and even though she was drunk as hell and pretty willful, she cried out and fell to the ground.

    It's probably a debilitating thing that only really close people, or no-one, should do.

    Or it's nothing special and we'll just come off as weird for doing it.
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/07/12(Sat)01:26 No.18605008
    >a thing for German girls, and probably authoritative ones at that

    You... Dont have that?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:26 No.18605009
    Since she has absolutely no official combat training, the chance that she gets sent into battle any time soon is next to null anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:26 No.18605011
    I think he is saving it for the right opportunity. You don't just waltz up to some one and pull their tail or scratch their ears. We need the right moment.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:27 No.18605021

    >Remember, Minnafags are only a majority of the waifufags, not a majority of the whole playerbase.

    oh sure, but they block up and never back down. like fundies in america. can have an impact all out of proportion to their numbers.

    Hell, look att the last vote in this thread. Ball was clearly in minnas court at the end of our last conversation and for once she wasnt spewing menses everywhere and we didn't have ANYTHING to apologize for. Pretty much the most ideal time to not talk to her and just let her find us.

    On the other hand, Sean is still in the dark about gnome shit and the aliens are pushing England hard and now even the witches know and shit. iIt could be really really important that he know, and need to get that done ASAP.

    result? Sean barely scrapes out a win by a couple votes.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:27 No.18605025
    i think she'd hate us forever if she managed to become a witch and get assigned to her big bro's unit only to be assigned to a desk job. at this point all we can do is talk to her about how unhappy we are with her lying to us and getting a frontline posting, because its our job to be fighting and dying to keep her safe
    imo it hasnt gotten old JUST yet, if only because planefag has been leading us on with mostly non-consensual makeouts, etc. considering that both minna and MC are combat pilots, and both seem to have some sort of martyr complex/death wish for the good of others, their relationship avoidance kinda makes sense. that said, if it goes on much longer without any sort of dramatic tension (aka someone getting seriously wounded/killed) it'll start to stop making sense. in all of our time with the 501st, we've been the worst injured, by far and away
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:28 No.18605030
    Meeafoojay is getting sick of our shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:28 No.18605033
    What, no rampant speculation as to what PF might have been looking up in Wikipedia that got him so hot and bothered?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/07/12(Sat)01:28 No.18605036
    It was just before the beach, she distracted Cupcakeski, allowing us to escape.

    Not that I could say what thread that was.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:28 No.18605042
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    I'll put forward Miyafuji as a case where even witches with no combat training went out into battle.

    Thing is if we can get minna to assign her as her PA, it'll improve chances that she won't get sent out so easily.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:28 No.18605043
    The majority is silent, as normal, but I'd agree that your guess is reasonably likely. The Minnafags are the single largest waifu contingent, but the anti-Minnas, the Trudefags, and the plain anti-waifus definietly outnumber them. I don't know who you mean by foreveralone guys.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:30 No.18605062
    foreveralone guys are the guys that dont care with whom we shack up with, so long as its someone, so they can live vicariously through MC and sex up magical girls with no pants
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:30 No.18605066
    The person to talk to about that would be Minna, unfourtunatly. The fact that she's our CO really complicates things. We can't avoid interacting with her.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:30 No.18605072
    >Or it's nothing special and we'll just come off as weird for doing it.
    I think that's probably the best use of it, though. We're sitting with someone, awkwardly trying to comfort them, and then get distracted by something or someone else, and end up absent mindedly scratching the ears. After all, that's how you calm dogs down. You know how to do that. Then people look at you really strangely and you have to come up with an answer.
    >> Servant Of The Emperor 04/07/12(Sat)01:32 No.18605084
    The same is happening with Katawa Yandere quests with people arguing over Rin and Hanako. With some Emi.
    I was a person onboard with seducing our hallucination.
    I liked Kathy, All American girl over all these foreign women. which confused me considering my thing for Foreign women...
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:32 No.18605085
    The only thing I ever get frustrated about is the fact that not only do the posters in this quest tend to have MASSIVELY divergent opinions and agendas, but many of them are directly contradictory. The whole quest basically ambles around in big circles of waifufagging and antiwaifufagging, punctuated by bursts of HUEHUEHUE and the occasional combat mission.

    Nothing ever gets resolved, because we can't agree to pursue one course of action for more than a post or two before getting derailed at the first shiny object that crosses our path.

    Normally I don't even register the complaint anymore, because I know that there's really no solution. It's just kinda the way the threads seem to go.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:32 No.18605090
    extra with at the end of the first clause, sorry
    it could be seen as something intimate, kinda like a closer version of rubbing someone on the head
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:33 No.18605098
    Oh, they're definitely the most active and aggressive of the waifu contingents. I'm hoping in the end PF goes with a Perrine ending just to reap the largest crop of tears.

    >i think she'd hate us forever
    If that's what it takes to keep her out of combat, then so be it.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:33 No.18605104
    Welcome to every quest with a large player base ever.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:34 No.18605119
    This seems to be true, unfortunately. It's still a fun ride so far, however, and I will try to ride it out.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:35 No.18605120
    can't shelter em forever, anon
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:36 No.18605131
    luckily, planefag has managed to protect us from our own retardation pretty efficiently thus far. lets hope it stays that way. i'll take railroading over MC becoming some ADHD schizo any day of the week
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:36 No.18605139
    Yeah, I think there was a little too much done too quickly. We've been adding characters who seem like they're going to be main ones, but who never or rarely show up again, and it's a bit disappointing.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:37 No.18605145
    Speaking of Perrine. We should really talk to her too, as amusing as her antics with Ian are, as things are going one of them might actually harm the other if this goes on.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:38 No.18605155
    Maybe not, but hopefully at least until the war is over. And again, she might be able to help sell war bonds and stuff. USO shows are always fun, right?

    I think he's saying that MC is already a schizo. If he's not, I certainly am. But again, see >>18605104
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:38 No.18605158
    Every /tg/ quest, like the other anon said.

    It's the problem with an anonymous board. Vedibere canceled Omnipotence Quest because of it, and other quest runners have given up and left.

    Everyone pulls in a different direction. Planefag's railroading is the only thing that lets us get anywhere.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:39 No.18605171
    Eh, I think we'd want to talk to Ian about it first. He'd have a better idea of how sincere her intentions are. I think the biggest worry on his part is not wanting to deal with a 15 year old who's infatuated.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:40 No.18605175
    Does it really have to be that way, though? Can't we all just cool it for a while?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/07/12(Sat)01:41 No.18605183
    >cool it for a while
    >the internet
    That was joke, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:41 No.18605188
    Well tough shit. He still only has to deal with one batshit insane magical bint.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:41 No.18605190
    i don't think high command would cotton to the idea of a perfectly combat-capable witch being sidelined because some regular pilot (ace or not) wanted it to be so. even if we try our damnedest, i doubt there's any way we can keep her out of combat any more. all we can do now is fly our P-61 like gods and protect her with all we got

    as for MC already being a schizo, what i was saying was PF's railroading has kept the ridiculousness down to something manageable. if he had taken all of our suggestions to heart, we would've died 10 times over
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:42 No.18605199
    PF seem to move the story based on our past choices. So, a perrine end isn't an option simply because we've never shown any real interest in her. In the end, PF has no idea what the end will be, or any control over it.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:43 No.18605206
    Hell, we should have died on the freighter.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/07/12(Sat)01:43 No.18605210
    Don't worry about it, soon enough she'll be magically pregnant and whisked off to another dimension

    But seriously, yes, we probably should.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:43 No.18605215

    there was actually a discussion thread way back when ole fuckshitpiss hisself and some minna guy talked it out and were gonna get their peace on a little.

    but then the very next thread the stalkerwatch thing started and we were back to full blown rage.

    so, no probably not.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:44 No.18605230
    exactly. PF's train tracks are the only thing keeping MC's heart beating, as it were. i think he's struck a pretty decent balance of letting us make our own (piss-poor) decisions whilst simultaneously keeping us breathing
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:45 No.18605233
    It's not like witches get sent on sorties without training. Of which as far as we know she has none so it will probably be a while before seh sees actual deployment.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/07/12(Sat)01:46 No.18605243
    I think the "as far as we know" is the key thing. If I had money to bet, I'd bet she's had training before she got to Barin.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:46 No.18605245
    Eh, maybe. And I don't think PF would have killed us whatever we did. He'd just have made it harder to get out of it.

    That's all well and good, but opinions can change, especially when new people are introduced. PF needs to be open to abandoning some things and moving on to others if (IF, I said IF) the playerbase leans that way.

    Waifufags certainly don't help any, but it's bigger than just that.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:46 No.18605249
    i said combat-capable, not combat trained. even untrained, she's a valuable potential combat asset, much more so than a P-61, even prototype-status and crewed-by-gnomes as it is. the brass isn't going to allow her to get shipped back home. MAYBE we could get her transferred to a quieter sector, but even that's doubtful
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:47 No.18605256
    Nope. I really do wish that people would chill out. It's never going to happen, but it doesn't stop me from wishing it would.

    I think it would make the quest much more enjoyable.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:48 No.18605264
    We need to have a talk with her about LIES and all. The sooner the better, but hopefully after we find out what Sean and Ian were up to that day. Maybe we can ask Sean about it after we drag him away by his turgid crotch.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:48 No.18605269
    SWQ smashes /tg/, /a/, and /k/ together, and planefag watches the fireworks and feeds on the tears. i agree with your wish, but i hate to say its probably not in the cards
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:49 No.18605281
    These are disturbingly cute
    Slowpoke of slowpokes I know
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/07/12(Sat)01:49 No.18605283
    Don't get me wrong, nothin' bad about hoping it would get better.
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    >stalkerwatch thing
    That was everything that's wrong with the playerbase of this quest.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:50 No.18605296
    There aren't that many of us /k/ommandoes here, I don't think. I'm just here for a good time though.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:51 No.18605298
    So submarines are a thing here, right? I've been trying to think of a way to integrate witchy sparkles with that, cause subs are fucking cool, but I'm not seeing the practical application, and it'd be worse than Kathy on a carrier.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:53 No.18605316
    The problem with letting Minna find is the accusations of railroading sure to ensue. Planefag is in a difficult spot with this. The realistic option of letting Minna come to us by nessesity reqires us losing control of the story. Personally, I'd tell Planefag to have Minna show up and talk to us eventually at a convinent time, reguardless of our current choices. Sometime you have to railroad for anything to happen.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:53 No.18605320
    aye, theres things besides waifufags, but thats just the most flagrant example that come to mind.

    if people have genuinely opposed ideas about what they want to do and the levels of taste they want to aim for dont jive at all, how can we 'cool down'? doing /anything at all/ means somebody is taking it in the shorts.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:53 No.18605321
    Yeah, I think it's mostly /a/ and /tg/. There's already some crossover with /k/, but I'd guess it's mostly just the military historically inclined fa/tg/uys. I don't think there are more than a couple proper /k/ommandos here regularly.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:53 No.18605322
    It's not a waifufag thing. It's just that people overdo it in the discussion. In every camp.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:53 No.18605326
    there's at least a few, given the (tenuous) ties this quest has with real history and WW2 tech
    You could probably have witches stationed on those big Jap sub-carriers (the I-400 class). given that they dont seem to need runways as long as standard carriers, it'd give a submarine/carrier like that much more striking power than would be otherwise possible. and the relative compactness of striker units means that you could probably carry 5-6 witches, as opposed to the 2 or 3 dinky little planes the real I-400s could really carry
    >> Writefag no 2 04/07/12(Sat)01:55 No.18605348
    There's someone who is actually going to be starting up a story about that when TWQ gets off the ground. I don't know the exact details of how its going to work, but he has said that witches would be operating with subs.
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    >when TWQ gets off the ground.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:57 No.18605368
    I'm not sure I follow. We've never had control of the story to the extent you seem to be implying. There have always been things that happen that we weren't expecting, like the MPs, or Minna's gift in the hanger.
    If we don't talk to Minna now, then it's simply a matter of PF determining whether she's is ready to talk to us now, in which case he has her approach us, or if not, then whether future events change that. I don't see the problem.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:57 No.18605380
    Minna find us

    I need sleep.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:58 No.18605392
    Well I'd certainly look forward to that, but as >>18605366 said, I won't hold my breath.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)01:59 No.18605396
    I'm here from /k/ for three reasons: to give specific counters to situations MC encounters in the air, like getting Luke to help us use beam defense, to suggest "big brother" options for MC like the pillowfort, and to try to be the voice of reason when dealing with Minna and Trude.

    In the first pursuit I have been generally successful. In the second and third.... well, at least I get shit done when we fight.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:01 No.18605415
    >the voice of reason when dealing with Minna and Trude
    >implying there are reasonable options with them
    Keep up the good work with the first two, though. If there's anything this quest needs right now it's pillow forts.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:02 No.18605424
    Fight on brother /k/omrade. I got us Oddball at least.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:02 No.18605426
    I'm thinking planefag may be a bit hesitant on this one subject. So he keeps puting it off. But maybe I'm wrong.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:03 No.18605430
    agreed. im mostly from /a/ and even i'm sick of the constant waifu-bickering. i dont know much about air-combat (my history studies in college were mostly focused on naval/ground stuff), so /k/ommandos, please keep us up on that one
    if you were the one that got us Oddball, may you be blessed. my dad always said Oddball was the reason he became a marine tank officer
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:04 No.18605440
    That'd make sense. It's a contentious enough issue among the players that he probably wants to put it off. Unfortunately, he can only do that for so long.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:04 No.18605447
    There are reasonable options. It's just that none of them will ever gain more than the support of about a third of the posters.

    That's actually why I suggested putting up the sis fort in Minna's office and declaring it the "fortress of sanity": not only is is deliciously ironic, but it forces Minna and MC to deal with things calmly, if for no other reason than the fact that neither probably wants to fight in front of the kids.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:04 No.18605450
    Waifufag here.

    I keep waffling between Minna and Trude. On one hand, we've been shuttled towards Minna from day 1. Anyone can see that she's Planefag's choice.

    On the other hand, Trude is just so goddamn perfect.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:06 No.18605466
    I just hope he can play a bigger part, that crazy sunovabitch
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:07 No.18605474
    and thats the same reason i supported it. i like you /a/non. it'll force them to be civilized, because neither Minna nor MC is gonna get all angry in front of Miyafuji, Sanya, Robin, and Lynette, especially because they seem to be rather similar in their obsessive/endearing care and worry over the younger witches
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:07 No.18605477
    Even the pillow fort is marred by this. All the trudefag insist on bringing her along, while we argue over wether puting it in minnas office is waifufagging her or trolling our CO. I'd go for the latter, but thats just me.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:08 No.18605484
    err, anon, not /a/non. habit from /a/, sorry
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/07/12(Sat)02:08 No.18605487
    Plainly, it's waifutrolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:09 No.18605489
    See, this is what I don't like. I mean, no offense - at least you're not one of the raving diehards - but I think it'd be better if we weren't so focused on just those two. There are too many new characters I want to play with, and who could be unique and interesting too. I guess that sort of requires harem ending of a sort, though. That or just less serious stints with each, and PF doesn't seem to liek either.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:10 No.18605507
    i think PF is quite attached to the idea of 1 or 2 serious relationships, and that's it. when you come down to it though, most of the witches aren't even legal, so their potential is limited to friends/girlbros/quasi-little sisters as opposed to romantic relationships
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:10 No.18605509
    The fortress of sanity is the calm, rational answer. So naturally almost no one picked it.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:11 No.18605510
    We should bring Trude along, but try to waifu Minna when she shows up. That'll piss off everyone.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:11 No.18605513
    I'm all for the pillow fort, but building it inside Minna's office seems over the line to me. Plus there are other places where it could be built and she would stumble into it all the same.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 04/07/12(Sat)02:13 No.18605532
    Hi Hi, thats me. More or less my story uses my own real sub experience, along with the idea that the Marsians most likely have some sort of nuclear sub, so the deal is hunting down a super massive martian sub.. with diesel boats and Witches, from Diego Garcia.

    Witches make great whale hunters, and a Captian Rickover is somehow producing miracles on the front lines, while the IJN's I-400s are little more than forward Witch carriers.

    No cruisers
    No Carriers
    Submarine and Tenders only
    final Destination.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:13 No.18605534
    the only other real options to force the issue are her room, the hangar, or the common room/dining room or whatever. her room would be even more invasive, the hangar is dirty, and both the hangar and the common room are frequented by people other than her. imo her office is the best place to build it, especially IF we want to force a confrontation in a situation where neither can get angry for the sake of the audience
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:13 No.18605535
    Yeah, but with Cupcakeski and the like showing up we're getting new options, and PF seems too attached to the ones he has in place. It's not unreasonable to think that MC would switch, and so PF should be open to letting that happen. Again, the cast creep is a bit of a problem.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:13 No.18605536
    We build it in trudes office and bring minna. Hows that for unexpected?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:15 No.18605560
    Well it sounds goods. Hopefully it'll actually go somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:15 No.18605565
    rolled 13 = 13


    And everyone will just post two words.

    Crazy Ivan

    I've never been so sick of seeing those two words together.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:15 No.18605567
    >There are too many new characters I want to play with
    This. Fucking this! So many chances wasted to interact with a plethora of characters, because whenever there is a more or less free choice it's either Minna or Trude in the end (or rarely Sakamoto, when shit has really hit the fan with Minna).
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 04/07/12(Sat)02:15 No.18605568
    you have no idea how many people/TLAMS/sailors/nubs/contractors you can stuff on a boat, even the tiny pre nuclear ones that existed back then. Hell, since witches can and do STVOL, you could launch them like the old Regulus missile did it, just sayin!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:17 No.18605580
    With the amount of brass around, meetings in her office are probably pretty common. And besides, I'm not sure the point is to force a confrontation (yes, you said if). I think it's more about having some fun with the younger witches and trying to get everyone, including Minna, to relax a little.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:18 No.18605593

    the I-400s maneuvered and dove like waterlogged trash heaps though. admittedly we don't know much about martian tech, but wouldn't hunting their subs (especially because none of the witches that have shown up thus far have displayed any ASW aptitude) be a suicide mission in those clunkers?
    you're forgetting that most/all of the "new" characters being introduced aren't characters from the anime. there's a lot of resistance right there. i'm not overly attached to any possible "waifu" but it honestly seems that the only witches that have expressed more than some sort of passing curiosity at us have been Minna, Trude, and perhaps Eila. Whether that's due to our actions or PF's railroading I don't think I'll ever know
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 04/07/12(Sat)02:18 No.18605595
    the thing is, thanks to towed sonar arrays, the crazy ivan is functionally obsolete god that makes me so mad.
    so mad
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:19 No.18605609
    [citation needed]
    While they can hover when already in flight, at least in the anime they are always shown to make regular takeoffs.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:21 No.18605624
    when they take off from the carrier, they take off from roughly amidships. Half a carrier is arguably STOL. i think the long runway on Castle Barain is just for the tacticool
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:22 No.18605639
    Hell, we haven't even really done enough with just the 501st. We've finally gotten a chance to talk with Lynette and Sanya some, but even our interaction with Miyafugi's been largely in passing. Eila's been a walking trope for most of this, and we've seen Shirley once in the last god knows how many sessions. She was once a viable option, and had some really good chemistry with MC early on. It's a shame to see it go to waste.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:22 No.18605641
    You know what solve the waifu thing? Drunken orgy. Then we never speak of it again.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 04/07/12(Sat)02:24 No.18605654
    That's what the Gatos and Balao classes are for. The I-400s no move good, but they can deploy witches since SSBs won't exist at the earliest 10 years, and really the George Washington is the first true "launch nukes at ALL THE PLACES" boat.

    And half the point of this mission is to train witches, because a witch has the advantages that helios do in ASW (hovering and long loiter times) with the advantages of fixed wing craft (huge weapons capacities),

    (also i can't help it, I'm using Original witches because there are plenty of pilots and arechotypes of that era to use!)
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:25 No.18605669
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    Building the fort in her room is totally inappropriate, i think. Of course, I don't really know where else we could build it and force her hand.

    I'm against using the fort to get attention anyways. The whole purpose is to have fun with the witches that we've taken on as little sisters: Our real sister, and Sanya. If we use it to force Minna to speak with us, the others become a liability to conversation.

    I'd rather just have a nifty little pillow fort where we can play crazy Russian card games to make Sanya not so homesick.

    Dammit, that girl is gonna get taken home.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:26 No.18605698
    This. and ice cream
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:27 No.18605702
    I'm not an expert, but I'd think it'd be less about hunting martian subs and more about getting into martian territory and launching the witches.

    As for the new characters, the problem is that they haven't been given a chance to express more than a passing curiosity in us. There's nothing necessarily wrong with that, not everyone can be a major character, but it's a bit disappointing when someone real interesting comes in, only to be forgotten about next thread.
    >> Starshadow 04/07/12(Sat)02:27 No.18605703
    I don't see why a witch couldn't fly straight up. Flying is an inherent ability. Strikers just provide more efficient thrust. Point strikers at the ground, witch goes up. Its as simple as that.

    MC even admits jelly at their rate of climb early on in the quest.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:31 No.18605759
    if the objective wasn't to force a confrontation, but merely for everyone to have fun, we should have it in our room, while we move all our stuff back in (which we STILL haven't done). hell, i like this idea. we could CORDIALLY invite Minna as well, have a great big candy/cardgame/pillowfight fest in our room. d'awwwwwwwww
    why use the GBT boats? they were built for long-range patrol in the pacific, weren't they? as such, although their range and supply situation was good, their dive times and maneuverability wasn't top notch. admittedly i dont know the "setting" of your idea, but wouldnt it be better to use smaller, more maneuverable boats?
    >i just looked in my nifty submarines of the world book and found that the GBTs were faster and dove deeper than the German Type VIICs, but were they more manuverable/did they dive as fast?
    >SWQ: making me dig through my history reference books. I love this shit
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 04/07/12(Sat)02:32 No.18605772
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    One thing that I saw on the SW wiki, a scene from S2 which shows magical strikers as jets... that literally use magic as the heat source rather than jet fuel, so the idea of witches having natural thrust vectoring (and thus natural STVOL and possibly VTOL) is not that bad, even justified in universe.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:32 No.18605773
    It's not inherent. They use their magic to empower objects to let them fly. Started with brooms because lolwitchesonbrooms. Strikers are what lets them be really effective in the air.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:33 No.18605792

    they need a focus. originally it was brooms for the reasons that anon said, but the strikers are a far more efficient and powerful focus, because they're engineered to be so. they can't just fly as they wish, they need to impart their magic into something that can make them fly
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:36 No.18605816
    and now I'm listening to Lili Marlene. Bless SWQ, you glorious bastards
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 04/07/12(Sat)02:37 No.18605836
    Setting is in the Indian Ocean/Red Sea, since these boats are intended to serve as a way to keep the massive Austrlia-Africa lines free (hey, someone needs to supply the South Egypt/Sudan front, all hail britiania etc)

    Also, yeah the GBTs were shockingly good, we had some of the best (and now have the outright best) submarines, our TORPEDOES were.. shit.

    The Type VIIcs are there, this is a massive international sub base.

    (the idea of these submarines all teaming up against a proto say.. Los Angles amuses me greatly)
    >> Starshadow 04/07/12(Sat)02:39 No.18605852
    Also, the strikers double as magical prop engines. The blades spin and provide thrust which is powered by magic. This is far more efficient than just using raw magic for thrust, which is what they would do with a broom I guess.

    A jet striker is the same thing, only with an internal turbine instead of props.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:41 No.18605870
    lol@anything but Jap Long Lance torpedoes in WW2. both the Germans and the Americans had horrible torpedo problems til late-war. And while the idea is amusing, wouldn't a single 688 devastate just about any number of WW2-era boats? i mean, by modern standards, they're shallow-diving, slow, and noisy as a brass band. and they have unreliable, non-guided torpedoes (unless you count the Zaukonig and the American equivalent, Fido). Even then, neither of those could exceed like 12 knots...

    if a single 688 ran into a flotilla of WW2 era boats, wouldn't its biggest problem be running out of torpedoes?
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 04/07/12(Sat)02:46 No.18605918
    that and food, because of max dive of (SECURED) or it could possibly do (nope.jpg).

    The shittiest old 688 that is at Guam might have issues, but that thing is broken anyway.

    The one thing that I can imagine the marsians never had to solve is the noise/shaking/high speed vibration issue though, because just like how Natulius had the NASTY issue of shaking and making horribly unholy sounds at operating speed, I can imagine marsian small sea boats making noises and having low sound optimiziation.

    Now with witches on the surface serving as spotters and magical torpedo enchanging tools.. the odds are more even, (I can imagine a group of witches acting ala a P-2 group did at the end of the war, with similar high endurance strikers)
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:48 No.18605924
    >the others become a liability to conversation
    That's the point. The only way I can see to ensure that a conversation with Minna DOESN'T devolve into a screaming match is to have the younger witches around for it, because caring about their well-being is something she and MC have in common.

    Actually, I'd suggest collecting Prinzessin, Robin, Chris, Lynette, Yoshika, Zucchini, and Sanya, and building the fort in our now-empty room. I'm pretty sure that would attract pretty much everyone's attention at some point. Plus, kidnapping Prinzessin gets us a new character to interact with.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:49 No.18605937
    We could call it a "housewarming party".
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:52 No.18605956
    Okay. So we get all these teenage girls into a giant pillow fort in our room. Time for a party, but as tempting as it is it cannot be a sexy party.

    What do we actually do?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:52 No.18605960
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    ha ha security clearance. when my little brother was in NROTC (marine option) and went to CORTRAMID, he would say things like "anon, it was awesome, but I'm not allowed to say anything else". Lets just say the military is something of a tradition in my family (Marines, Marines EVERYWHERE). In your timeline, has anyone discovered the whole "teardrop-is-a-million-times-better-than-surface-ship-hull" thing yet? because, if so, even with diesel/electrics, humanity could stand a chance in Diego Garciaquest

    >mfw i imagined a witch carrying around a bunch of magic sonobuoys
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:55 No.18605982
    Tea and cocoa. We could have Lynette bake something nice for us, and get to know each other better: especially Prinzessin, who's pretty new here. We could even mount an icecream raid.

    Bonding sort of stuff.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:56 No.18605988

    card games, ice cream (stolen from the navy, of course), candy, maybe pillowfights, stories, whatever. big bro time
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 04/07/12(Sat)02:58 No.18606011
    I have Albcore being worked on Early, thats my only fudging with the timeline, because if nuclear energy comes early all bets are off,

    and yes, literally half of what the boat does is MYSTERIOUS but it made my life hell.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)02:59 No.18606015
    We SAY we're giving them booze. That should help Minna decide wheather or not to come over. We really just give them root beer.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:01 No.18606030
    Watching them get drunk on fake bear would be hilarious
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:04 No.18606047
    if the Albacore's being worked on early, especially with the alium's lack of underwater sound understanding, that could work. also, and if you can't say i completely understand, but you wouldn't happen to be in any way related to the USS Toledo (SSN 769) would you? that's the sub my brother took his overnight ride on over the summer...he got me a sweet pair of boxers that say "SWORD OF FREEDOM" on the crotch lol
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:05 No.18606057
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    >get drunk on fake bear
    >fake bear

    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:05 No.18606058
    "Did she get drunk off the fumes?"
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:06 No.18606063
    i think we could give them one or two drinks. i mean, they're all combat veterans and have probably seen some shit, so what's the harm of giving them a bit of Trude's peppermint schnapps or some beer or something not evil-tasting (aka none of luke's GRANDPAPPY'S COUGH MEDICINE)
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:09 No.18606092
    Oh we COULD, but where would be the fun in that?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:11 No.18606103
    We could always make it look like we completely snapped.

    Imagine Minna walking in, fully expecting to see some sort of corruption of youth or lewdness: what she actually finds is MC with Sanya snoozing on his leg as he drinks tea and eats some cookies with Lynette, Prinzessin, and Chris, while Robin, Zucchini, and Yoshika play some sort of silly cardgame with candy as the playing chips.

    Little sister platonic bonding time.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:11 No.18606109
    where WOULDN't be the fun in that? 1-2 drinks isnt enough to get even the lightest of lightweights more than tipsy, especially if its not strong stuff. i'd think of it as a treat from a doting older brother to his cadre of real/acquired younger sisters, etc. plus, if one of the objectives was to attract Minna without an explicit invitation, what better way to do it than have someone not so subtly drop the "MC is giving booze to the underage witches in his secret pillow fort in his room" thing on her
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:14 No.18606133
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    >then give her the "obedient for 2 hours" slip...of course, written on her notepad
    >minna's face when
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:15 No.18606142
    forgot to mention, do all of this whilst wearing, the biggest, happiest, trolliest grin of all time
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:15 No.18606144
    Yeah, but then that forces arguments. It would be more fun to make the older witches freak out over something completely harmless. At least, that's my opinion.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:17 No.18606165
    >1-2 drinks
    >not harmless
    admittedly my perception might be screwed because i recently graduated from college, but i was having 1-2 glasses of wine or beer with my family at dinner from about 13 or 14 on. obviously dont try to make it like a drinking game and dont force it on anyone, but offer a drink or 2 if they want one...plus peppermint schnapps and hot cocoa is friggin delicious
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:19 No.18606186
    But if we give them root beer we can give them six or seven drink, and the'll think there drunk and start acting like it. Suggestion is a powerful thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:21 No.18606204
    Except by now they've all tasted alcohol, and will recognize that their drink doesn't have any in it.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:22 No.18606213
    There's the whole "corruption of youth" argument. When you drink with your family when you're under age, that's one thing. This would be entirely different.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:23 No.18606234
    i think that'd honestly be more disastrous than pouring a little rum or schnapps into their hot chocolate. i'm just suggesting it as something that a loving "older brother" would do to his real or acquired little sisters, especially because theyre pretty consistently in combat. 1-2 drinks does no harm to anyone, its just a nice way of rewarding them/acknowledging them as equals. youngins get upset when you say they can't have any of something just because theyre young. let em have a drink or two. whether or not theyre at our bounce-king level yet, they're all pilots
    howso? people have previously been referring to these girls as our "little sisters". admittedly no one has died in this quest...yet (PF don't get any ideas), but aside from Robin, the girls of the 501st might as well be our family...they're our UNIT. i'm not saying get them blackout hammered, but i can't help but think that 1 or 2 drinks won't hurt
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:31 No.18606315
    Most people can't tell if a drink has a small amount alcohol in it. But many say they can taste it. Tests show they just think they can taste. As long as we don't try to pass off our stuff a wiskey, they won't know the difference.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:32 No.18606330
    There's nothing giving them booze accomplishes that can't be done through other means. Alcohol only causes potential problems with Minna and Trude, and is kind of irresponsible for an "older brother" figure.

    We're supposed to be looking out for them, not enabling them.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:33 No.18606339
    I agree. 1 drink for everybody, then to familiarizing.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:35 No.18606354
    ehh, well, i can't hate for you having your own opinion. once my little bros made it to high school, i snuck a beer each to em as congratulations. it's whatever though. if people are overwhelmingly against letting each of em have a drink or 2 then just the pillowfort+games+big bro time will do
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:35 No.18606360
    >(PF don't get any ideas)
    I don't think he actually reads the stuff at the end of threads like this.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:36 No.18606366
    One or two drinks won't send Minna running. Thinking we're about to get her whole squadron grounded will. Afterwords we can give them their first grownup drink.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:38 No.18606386
    best to cover all my bases
    given our previous record of "disciplinary infractions" and the apparent "see/speak/hear no evil" code of the witches, i doubt that'd be the case. don't think anyone would go whining to the higher-ups

    on an unrelated note, go Phils...although chances are this will be another year where philly goes without any championships ;_;
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:41 No.18606417
    Mostly it's just I can imagine Trude not being happy about us drinking ANY amount of alcohol with her little sister, and Minna freaking about us giving alcohol to ALL of the young witches.

    Having them THINK we've dragged them into our room to get them blasted is fine, but the best comedic effect would be for them to suddenly find out they were completely wrong. That doesn't happen even if we were just giving them "a little booze".
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:42 No.18606434
    Not whining. If we tell them we're giving out free beer the entire base will hear about it. Remember the telepathic rumor mill?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:44 No.18606458
    I just like the idea of taking the witches on a booze raid.

    All the marines are on land watching some show or propaganda film, meanwhile we take a handful of the older witches and steal everything worth drinking aboard the ship (sailors will stash alcohol ANYWHERE) and they won't be able to complain because it was contraband in the first place.

    Or maybe there's still leftovers from our town run.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:45 No.18606466
    We'd probably need to talk to Trude before doing anything with Chris, since she probably won't be letting her out of her sight.

    Really, it might be best just to avoid the whole rumor thing altogether and not advertise it. Just take a flask along to add some kick to our own tea, and if they're interested we can play the proper older sibling role and let them try a taste. It really needn't be that big of a deal.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:46 No.18606482
    if we wanted to have a purpose beyond being "best big bro of all time" with this pillow fort (a la getting Minna to come talk to us) then that's a valid point. if not, we could always invite trude. hell, she was hammered and sucking our face right in front of her little sister, i'm not sure she'd be too horrified if we gave chris 1 shot of schnapps
    the telepathic rumor mill only applies to the witches, because they're female and magical. if it was kept somewhat quiet, but "loud" enough for Minna to hear (via telepathic rumor mill or otherwise) i think it'd be okay

    this also works. remember, these are all just my suggestions, and there really isn't much more than a 5% chance that they actually get applied. just enjoy bouncing em off ya'll
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:46 No.18606486
    drawfaggotry showcased by drawfag in threads 58 and 59 is not on the archive, owing to antileeching wiping out all images in those threads.

    I has a sad. /r/ing that drawfag repost those pix, in this thread or the next one.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:48 No.18606497
    But we're not giving out free beer. We're chilling with our sister/adopted sisters. The fact that alcohol is even IMPLIED to be there is not an open invitation: the whole situation, however, will lure in the other characters MC probably needs to talk to anyway.
    >> Israelfag 04/07/12(Sat)03:50 No.18606510
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    [03:32] <Israelfag> Here's an idea
    [03:32] <Israelfag> we mechanize the perrine snailing operation
    [03:32] <Israelfag> build a goddamn catapult
    [03:32] <Israelfag> so we can gnome that shit
    [03:33] <Israelfag> and then
    [03:33] <Israelfag> we throw snails at her bed through her window while she sleeps
    [03:33] <Israelfag> WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
    [03:33] <artyfag> best plan ever

    >that assking
    It's not that I'm not flattered, captcha, but I'm a virgin. And heterosexual.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:52 No.18606529
    >move Ian's stuff into Perrine's room
    >without either of them knowing
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:52 No.18606531
    Taking Trude along might work. I think the bigger problem is going to be Robin, though. We haven't talked to her since we found out, so there's some shit to cover with her. Personally, I think it would be a good idea to talk to Trude before we do that, since getting MC to fix her obsession with protecting Chris might help his mindset with Robin. Either way, though, our chat with sis isn't going to be a pleasant one.

    I think that depends on your definition of "needs." I'd much rather the fort be an entirely fanciful diversion.
    >> Israelfag 04/07/12(Sat)03:53 No.18606543

    Not mutually exclusive.

    Move the stuff, then wake her up with SNAIL DEEP STRIKES.

    >victory, cnradm
    Captcha likes the cut of your jib.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:54 No.18606550
    agreed. I love the imouto (forgive the /a/ slang) fort idea, but before that, we really should talk to trude about little sister issues that both of us obviously have. if anything, the fort will serve as a stress reliever for the both of us. happy time with little sisters huzzah!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:55 No.18606559
    oh god, that just gave me the mental image of MC rolling Deep Strike dice for each of the snails he Gnomeapults into Perrine's room

    >god I miss 4 ED guard doctrines
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)03:59 No.18606609
    Trude isn't one of our little sisters, so she doesn't get an invite. Plus, she draws waifufaggotry with her, so inviting her just opens up more of the usual arguments. Bringing Chris, though, ensures that she'll show up at some point, so the Trudefags get something out of it. As for Robin, inviting her to do something silly with us and the other young witches is a good chance to show her that we're coming to terms with her being here.

    None of this needs to be unpleasant. The pillow fortress, if handled well, can solve any problem.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:01 No.18606626
    >if handled well
    knowing the tone of these threads, that won't happen unless we clear up literally EVERY SINGLE PROBLEM beforehand. aka talk to Trude AND Robin. hell, even if we did that, PF would have Minna show up and have SERIOUS DISCUSSIONS or have an Air Raid in the middle of it, because he feasts upon our tears
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:05 No.18606658
    this is me:

    also, even though Trude isnt one of our little sisters, i think inviting her would do both MC and her a lot of good vis a vis the whole little sister guilt thing. so, even though i hate to say this, for the sake of MC's continuity, i think it'd be worth it to weather the waifu-faggotry to have some honest to god character development of the non romantic (or romantic if PF deigns it so) sort
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:05 No.18606660
    I don't see why we want to have people show up at all. We shouldn't do this if it's just an excuse to talk to people we aren't going to invite.
    Really, though, this is all probably pointless. Even just staying focused long enough to get the fort built in the first place probably won't happen.

    No no no. There aren't any air raids unless we're about to score with Trude, and somehow I don't think that's proper manners at a tea party.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:07 No.18606682
    >Even just staying focused long enough to get the fort built in the first place probably won't happen.
    how come SWQ can't be composed of the people who have mature discussions like this?! well, i guess that would remove a bit of the entertainment, huh...
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:09 No.18606702
    Why do we need to talk to Trude first? What's the problem with us introducing the younger witches to our little sister under the premise of, if you'll excuse my expression, building a silly pillow fort and having a tea party with card games, candy, and cookies?

    If anything, seeing her little sister happy would put her more at ease than anything we could say to her. And even if Minna shows up, I think you're forgetting one of my original premises for the plan: I don't think it would be in-character for her to get too serious when the younger girls are around, and even if she did, it would be in a much more calm manner than we could ever hope for under different circumstances.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:10 No.18606712
    Well, we might give them the benefit of the doubt at least. With as many people as there are, threads move too quickly to really discuss things at any length.

    I'd agree about the development bit. I think it's especially worth it in Trude's case because I think there's a real chance at getting her head straightened out, which would be a good thing long term.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:11 No.18606722
    I agree with this.

    This isn't any kind of scheming plot or anything. This is a genuine attempt to make friends with the little witches.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:12 No.18606730
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    Ladies and gents....

    The Substriker 0.1, shitty design sketches courtesy of some faggot.

    The idea is a dorsal-mounted magic system. This main pack handles life-support, propulsion, and control. Attached is a bubble helmet, mounted via a flexible neck joint. This dorsal pack serves as the mount point for various mission packs, which can hold anything from weapons to air. Control is handled by flexible extensions that the witch can grip with her hands.

    For fanservice purposes, we have the front of the torso covered by a tough but stretchy material that can tighten to provide a tug fit. It cuts off at about the bottom of the rib cage. Additionally, the material belts around the waist, fastening the dorsal pack to the witch.

    The Substriker is a two-part slotted design. When on duty, the witches wear their wetsuits with a mounted emergency pack on their backs. This emergency pack is small, providing limited life support in event of an emergency, along with lights and simple storage. It slots into the dorsal pack when the witch sorties.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:12 No.18606734
    In addition, a dorsal attachment that covers the legs can be added, providing additional mission pack mount points and maneuverability in the form of a tri-rudder.

    The primary weapon of a Substriker is often the minitorpedo, carried in mission packs. Mission packs provide flexibility in missions. Additional packs include mine packs and additional oxygen.

    The entire Substriker is made possible by magic, providing much of the controlling mechanisms and enhancing the drive system, which is a form of jet propulsion. Lighting is handled by traditional batteries. In the event of an emergency, a subwitch should conserve her magic and attempt to either make contact with her mothership (via hand/light signals to her squad's radio witch) or slowly surface.

    The Substriker is also capable of extremely limited flight. This allows a shallow-operating witch to breach the surface and avoid various water-bound weaponry, but only for a short time. Water is essential to the cooling of the unit, and it will overheat rapidly in the air.

    The slotted design makes it easy for a witch to "eject" if necessary, and survive using the emergency pack for short periods of time.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:13 No.18606739
    in a perfect world, that would be all we need. but, knowing the playerbase of these threads, unless we sort out as many issues as possible beforehand, if trude walks in without an invite and sees chris napping on our lap, all the herpaderps are gunna start screaming "crazy ivan" and next thing you know MC's diving through a window.

    plus, as i said >>18606658 here, i think being at this imoutofort party would actually do Trude a whole lot of good, regardless of MC's emotions towards her
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:16 No.18606754
    >jet propulsion

    In the show, the prototype jet engine drained Trude just by running itself. She couldn't do anything in it.

    That thing will get witches killed.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:16 No.18606762
    Not jet propulsion like in the air.

    Jet propulsion like a squid.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:16 No.18606763
    We don't need to necessarily, but consider this:
    1. We need to talk with Robin about her being a witch before we do anything fun with her. It's a big issue that MC hasn't really dealt with yet.
    2. Talking with Trude before we talk with Robin would let MC work out in a more objective way how he should deal with Robin, since he'd be talking to Trude about her problems with Chris.

    It just seems like it would make out unpleasant conversation with Robin go better.

    As for Minna, I'm not convinced she wouldn't go all serious, and even if she didn't I don't see what we'd want to talk to her about in that situation.

    I'd rather keep all the waifu stuff away from the fort (which probably won't happen anyway), but if we're going to have Robin there, I think we should talk to Trude first. We don't have to invite her along after that.

    Oh, yeah, forgot about Chris. We'll definitely need permission for that.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:17 No.18606771

    Meant Nautilus
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:19 No.18606783

    Jet like Ski-do, not jet like jumbo.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:19 No.18606784
    also, if you're assuming the witches will be using shields to protect them from pressure, you're going to have to count on that magic expenditure as well. without some tweaks, these sub-witches will be very very low-endurance
    and also this. i want MC to have fun and be legitimately happy in the imoutofort (tm), and having the unresolved issue with Robin hanging over his head won't help. talking to trude will help him talk to robin which will help make imoutofort (tm) a place of joy, fun, games, and maybe maybe 1 shot in their cocoa for each of the girls
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:20 No.18606794
    Trude and Minna will BOTH be there uninvited. Inviting either one without the other would cause far too much complaining.

    Although it admittedly will also set up a situation where we can sort out Minna and Trude's problems in an ideal environment, and kidnapping Prinzessin for the whole event gets a new character to interact with.

    It was never about JUST one thing. My idea when I originally posted it several hours ago was to create a situation where we could do it all: get some bonding time in with the kids, have a reassuring talk with our actual sister, meet a new witch, help sort out Trude's sister obsession, get a calm discussion out of Minna, AND build a bitchin' pillow fort.
    >> Starshadow 04/07/12(Sat)04:22 No.18606815
    As far as I'm concerned. The IRC has redeemed itself.

    [23:53] <Dante41> And now we cross the line into silliness
    [23:53] <Starshadow> its going to be nigh impossible to hit a substriker with a torpedo...
    [23:53] <+Zanraptora> So
    [23:53] <Alaina> >Sub witches are mermaids
    [23:53] <&Kota> I mean, why have separate units for propulsion and life support?
    [23:53] <&Kota> Integrate that shit and streamline it
    [23:54] <+Zanraptora> I want a initial opinion, can I trust you all to be brutal and honest?
    [23:54] <Starshadow> and submarines don't use depth charges for obvious reasons
    [23:54] <+Zanraptora> Who am I kidding, it's #SWQ
    [23:54] <&Kota> Substrikers might use magic to accelerate "Torpedoes" to supercavitating speeds?
    [23:54] <Starshadow> Ursula, get on that
    [23:55] <Dante41> SILLINESS
    [23:55] <+Zanraptora> Hmm
    [23:55] <+Zanraptora> Actually
    [23:55] <+Zanraptora> I think it's totally hilarious if you could tell a sub witch from a strike witch because no sub witches wear shirts
    [23:55] <Starshadow> NICE
    [23:56] <&Kota> lol
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:23 No.18606819
    >also, if you're assuming the witches will be using shields to protect them from pressure, you're going to have to count on that magic expenditure as well. without some tweaks, these sub-witches will be very very low-endurance

    Subwitch carriers would have a "dive-bell" like area, where they would sleep the night before a mission. Like on the ISS, the compartment will slowly pressurize to the operational depth. In emergencies, they could operate with magic to fight off pressure, but like you said, that'd result in low endurance.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:23 No.18606822
    i really really like this idea, and pretty much agree with it 100%. but, part of me still thinks that we should actually give a real invite to Trude. not waifu-fagging, but i think being there with all the little witches, MC, and her little sister whilst having fun would do wonders in terms of straightening her out. Minna will probably show up anyways, but I think inviting Trude would be the good/right thing for MC to do, for a number of reasons
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:25 No.18606844
    [03:21] <&Kota> Subwitches operate from specialize submarine craft
    [03:21] <&Kota> typically they'll spend the night before a mission in the dive-bell section
    [03:22] <&Kota> in emergency situations, they can use magic to fight the pressure, but that's fucking hardcore shit
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:26 No.18606850
    even if you have em sleep in a pressure chamber, there's only so deep a human body can go. depending on martian tech, this could mean that the witches are consistently burning shield energy to get to their targets, which would mean that their endurance would be basically nil
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:26 No.18606857
    >It was never about JUST one thing.
    Speak for yourself. I would actually like to keep the waifu stuff out of it altogether. And I certainly don't think it'd be an ideal situation for talking to Minna or Trude. For Trude, we'd be talking about Chris, so we won't want her present for that, and for Minna, well, for starters, I'm not sure what we'd talk about at all, but whatever it is definitely won't go over well in front of the others. Remember, Minna is their CO, and so has to maintain a certain stature, which could go straight out the window if we start talking/arguing about relationship crap.
    >> Starshadow 04/07/12(Sat)04:26 No.18606859
    Quest discussion outside of the quest thread is still a big no. But you can't have random discussions like this without realtime chat.

    [00:00] <Starshadow> what kind of weapons?
    [00:00] <+Zanraptora> Put flippers and a pair of leggings on em,
    [00:00] <+Zanraptora> :3
    [00:00] <Starshadow> definitely no hand held gear
    [00:00] <&Kota> Mini torpedoes?
    [00:00] <Starshadow> probably mini torps yeah
    [00:00] <+Zanraptora> Micro torpedos
    [00:00] <&Kota> Definitely no hand held gear
    [00:00] <Starshadow> or just a backpack full of limpet mines
    [00:00] <&Kota> You need shit attached to the unit
    [00:00] <&Kota> or you'll just lose it
    [00:00] <+Zanraptora> Rockets for "OH GOD SEAWITCH!"
    [00:00] <&Kota> So, interchangeable mission packs
    [00:01] <+Zanraptora> Obviously mines and bombs
    [00:01] <&Kota> Standard pack is mini torps?
    [00:01] <Starshadow> we are putting a frightening amount of logic into this :D
    [00:01] <&Kota> Dude, it's great
    [00:01] <+Zanraptora> Don't forget a periscope monocle!
    [00:01] <+Zanraptora> :V
    [00:01] <Starshadow> LOL
    [00:01] <Starshadow> brilliant
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:27 No.18606872
    Perhaps mission packs somehow stored with magic?

    Deep missions would probably use a hard-shell Deepstriker. Minisubs, if you will.
    >> Starshadow 04/07/12(Sat)04:29 No.18606888
    [00:05] <&Kota> Ok, so we've got the substriker thought out
    [00:05] <&Kota> And reasonably so
    [00:05] <&Kota> Now, how about a two-part design?
    [00:05] <Starshadow> with an oxygen hose
    [00:05] <&Kota> When inside the subs, they walk around with their standard bottomwear and torso-wear
    [00:05] <&Kota> and a base pack for lifesupport as a backpack
    [00:05] <+Zanraptora> Works
    [00:06] <&Kota> When launching, they slot into the launch tubes
    [00:06] <&Kota> which contain the bubble helment, additional chassis stuff
    [00:06] <&Kota> propulsion
    [00:06] <&Kota> mission packs
    [00:06] <&Kota> etc.
    [00:06] <Starshadow> launched with compressed air, just like a torpedo
    [00:06] <+Zanraptora> Simplest option is to have a backpack that slots into the upper torso components
    [00:06] <&Kota> Yeah
    [00:06] <&Kota> That's what I'm thinking
    [00:06] <&Kota> Skintight wetsuit stuff
    [00:06] <&Kota> backpack
    [00:07] <&Kota> slots into the rest of the substriker
    [00:07] <+Zanraptora> God... I'm up at 3 in the morning discussing making sub combat sexier
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:30 No.18606897
    I swear to god, Starshadow, I will kill you
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:31 No.18606909
    theoretically, what you could do is have em deployed in some sort of "transport torpedo" launched via sub or plane. from there, theyre already at operating depth and can spend more time there before having to return because of bingo sparkles. the problem with hard-shell deepstrikers is it removes one of the main advantages of witches in the first place, that being their small profile+manuverability

    and if they have the tech to make what are essentially "magic fuel drop pods" it hasnt been revealed yet.
    >inb4 some FMA "philosopher's stone" Gnome sacrifice for fuel bullshit
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:38 No.18606979
    You keep treating MC like a rational, well-adjusted, and well-spoken adult. He's not. Even just inviting Robin to come and relax with him and the others is a step in the right direction, and sets up a situation where he can show her that he's not angry without having to fumble around with all those annoying words he seems to have trouble with.

    I AM speaking for myself. I was the first to suggest the pillow fort tea party, and I've brought it up several times throughout this thread and late in the previous one. I've made a few changes, like suggesting that we bring Robin and Prinzessin, but my plan was ALWAYS to have Minna and Trude independently show up, and to use the situation to ensure their (and our own) good behavior while we tried to sort out their individual issues. It's not waifufaggotry, it's my attempt to come up with a way to solve multiple problems at the same time, while hopefully negating our tendency to fuck things up or leave things unresolved.

    If you disagree with that, fine. But at least be sure you know exactly what it is you're disagreeing with before insisting that it's waifu-related. Because I can assure you, the pillowfort plan involves no such intentions.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)04:43 No.18607015
    i like the cut of your jib. whelp, i'm off to bed, but i'll see ya'll tomorrow...maybe
    >> Starshadow 04/07/12(Sat)04:49 No.18607081
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    I can see why the IRC would bother people and I do respect that. But meh, this isn't quest time. Haters. Deal. etc. We were just adding a little original content to SWQ canon.

    Now back to your regularly scheduled waifu wars!

    A tea party would certainly be disarming. But I don't think it would help lead into the kind of conversation we can use to solve problems. Unless you can figure out a transition from SILLYNESS to something else.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:06 No.18607216
    Imagine MC sitting in a room surrounded by happy little witches, who are drinking tea and generally enjoying some bonding time with a young man many of them have come to view as an older brother. Suddenly, Minna walks in, taken aback at the display of brotherly affection. Then, MC asks her to sit down and relax for a while. The little witches look apprehensively at her, but MC smiles and insists. He then asks Minna if she thinks they can work out their differences, confessing that he honestly wants the fighting and arguing to stop.

    How do you think she would react? How COULD she react in front of the witches she cares so much about?

    In Trude's case, imagine her seeing Chris happy, spending time with the younger witches like they're regular kids. Then imagine the talk between her and MC. Don't you think Chris should be there? That she should voice her own opinion? Wouldn't it be easier to work things out surrounded by people who genuinely care?
    >> Starshadow 04/07/12(Sat)05:10 No.18607252
    Hmm... you know that might actually work. I don't think were going to get very far when they STILL react with surprise whenever we demonstrate that we are not a douchebag. So we need to offer up some proof that we can be serious and mature. Most of the time.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:20 No.18607331
    Admittedly, building a pillow fort populated with imoutos and having a tea party is neither particularly mature nor particularly serious. But it WOULD show that MC cares. Which at this point, despite what the gives-no-fucks crowd may insist, we do. It's the kind of gesture that would not only be positive character development, but would really go over well with the other witches. It's the kind of thing that crazy bastard Rommel would do if he had a half dozen little sisters, and it would probably even make Caldwell daww himself giddy if he saw it.

    It's stupidity, but it's the most endearing type of stupidity.
    >> Starshadow 04/07/12(Sat)05:30 No.18607395
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    Hmm, well consider me convinced then. I'll be sure to vote OTHER when the thread starts up tomorrow night. But man its late...

    Stay classy /tg/
    >> Anonymous 04/07/12(Sat)05:33 No.18607422
    >that pic
    I didn't know there was a portrait of me floating around on the internet...

    Anyway, I'm out.

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