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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Shot in the dark Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/10/12(Tue)21:59 No.18659123  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    he takes out a checkered flag of red and black and plants it on a post near him.
    He then raises a blue and white striped flag and shows it to you.
    He materializes 5 bontas and they stand in a row next to him.
    He takes out some handcuffs and handcuffs himself to the one on his right.
    The other bontas follow suit and his group forms three pairs.

    He then throws three more cuffs at your feet.

    You approach Keima and once again shackle yourselves together.
    The four others do the same.


    The bontas then throw flashbangs.
    The world disappears in an explosion of light and sound

    A few minutes later, a red flare makes its way quickly up through the dusk sky.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:01 No.18659152
    msq fuck yes!
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:02 No.18659161
    shit yeah first post two days in a row!
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:03 No.18659188
    My body is ready.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:04 No.18659195
    I'm thinking discussing plans with Keima is a good idea since he's our tactics guy.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:05 No.18659212
    indeed, it should be no different from the simulations except we don't have magic.
    >> Lookout 04/10/12(Tue)22:06 No.18659234
    Did Sagara give us paintball guns? or are we supposed to get their flag just with our knives and wits?
    Or should we attempt to convert his flag using Swag-powers?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:07 No.18659240
    he gave us paintball guns.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:08 No.18659260
    Im thinking one team stays to defend while the others go attack from different directions.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:11 No.18659310
    I'm voting to keep Hayate and Keima on defense, and have Gai, Kenji, Ken, and Touma go on the attack.
    >> Lookout 04/10/12(Tue)22:13 No.18659325
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/10/12(Tue)22:13 No.18659333
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    You quickly check your weapon.
    It's a paintball gun almost identical to the ones you use with your molotov mixture.
    The canister is only half-full.

    Around your wrist, the cold steel of the handcuffs bite into your skin.
    The meter or so of chain shackling you to Keima reflecting the last rays of the fading sun.

    "Any plans?" You ask Keima.
    "Without our devices, communications will be impossible. But I can try and guess some of Sagara's moves." he answers.
    "We will need guards here, someone to hide in the treeline to defend that flag." He begins to say.
    "We will also need a distraction. Someone to draw them away from their flag. And finally, we need someone to go nab it and bring it back here."

    "Who would do what though?" Touma asks walking towards you with Ken.
    "Gai and Kenji will be the attackers. The decoys and guards, I have not decided yet."

    [ ]take guard
    [ ]go decoy
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:13 No.18659335
    sigh, why did this gay shit have to come back
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:15 No.18659363
    Decoy. We're not great on defense without our majaik.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:16 No.18659375

    Ken, with his experience in disguises, is better suited to hiding himself and Touma as part of the defense.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:17 No.18659385
    >> Lookout 04/10/12(Tue)22:18 No.18659396
    [x] Decoy.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:20 No.18659426
    [x]go decoy
    watching upotte and my hammer's going to fire...
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:29 No.18659530
    Wow, consensus was fast.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/10/12(Tue)22:30 No.18659546
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    "How about we run decoy? Touma and Ken can stay here for defense." You suggest.
    "I'm cool with that. I can put these to good use too."
    He takes off his rucksack and reaches inside.
    He pulls out 5 of those paintmines you are now very familiar with, dirt and bits of grass still stuck to them.
    "Where'd you get those?" you ask
    "These? Dug em up earlier before the break ended. I wanted to play around with em at the Bureau, but I guess this is as good a time as any to use them." he smirks

    Keima adjusts his glasses, the lenses glinting in the dusk.
    "Can you get more of those?" He asks
    "Yeah, ive marked some of those I didn't dig up. I can go back for them." Touma answers
    "Give us a pair, and then plant the rest near the tower." He instructs him. "Then dig up as many as you can and transfer those into the clearing."
    "Okay then" Touma says as he hands you two of the mines.
    "After you do that, keep watch from that big tree there and guard the flag."

    "Gai, Kenji. I want the two of you to sneak as close to their base as possible, We will create a distraction and I want you to use that chance to grab their flag."
    The two simply nod at this.
    "Once you have it, Hayate and I will cover your retreat."
    "We make our move once it's fully dark a few minutes from now." He finalizes the plan.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/10/12(Tue)22:32 No.18659570
    watching nyaruko-san
    >My Eldritch abomination can't be this cute.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:34 No.18659596
    Is the plan rigging the mines into IEDs and doing a suicide-rush, guns blazing, before we blow the paint bombs? Because that sounds like an awesome distraction.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/10/12(Tue)22:46 No.18659746
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    After Touma buries the mines he had near the base of the tower, and as he and ken head off to get some more, Keima orders your pair and Gai's to move out.

    You sneak through the underbrush, Gai and Kenji a few meters to your left.
    You arrive at the river as darkness finally falls.
    After hiding in the bushes by the river, you peer out to asses the situation.

    On the other side is a tower built similarly to the one back in the clearing, on top of it is a pair of bontas and the flag.
    Around the base are Sousuke and 3 other bontas.
    Keima signals for Gai and Kenji to wait, and then turns to you.
    "We can cross the river and have them chase us away from the tower, or we can have them come to us. What do you think?" He whispers.

    [ ]cross river
    [ ]draw them across
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:47 No.18659774
    Have them come to us, enemies in midst of crossing a river are incredibly vulnerable while crossing it ourself leaves us open to any traps he's set and gives them a complete lack of cover should they choose to shoot at us.
    >> !H9t0.FLonc 04/10/12(Tue)22:48 No.18659777
    rolled 15 = 15

    [ x]cross river
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:48 No.18659780
    Whichever one Keima thinks is most likely to make them think that we're the main assault force. We want to reinforce the assumption that Hayate would try to make himself the 'hero' of the battle.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:48 No.18659784
    [x]cross river
    For our distraction to work, it needs to look like an actual assault.

    Be wary of the other river bank, though. Sousuke probably has it mined.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:50 No.18659807
    Fuck yea, msq.
    I've prepared five potential strategies to prevent our possible death.
    One of them makes logical sense.
    Yay solid planning.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:51 No.18659821
    [x]draw them across
    distraction plus the possibility of taking them out,
    tactically crossing a river is one of the worst things you would have to do, we would get lit up.
    >> Lookout 04/10/12(Tue)22:52 No.18659824
    [x] draw them across. unless Keima has significantly improved recently, we can't afford to run too much, and we will obviously look like the distraction if we're running around carrying Keima.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:52 No.18659825

    I swear, if he actually makes us reenact the Bataan Death March, I say we report his ass for abuse of power.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)22:52 No.18659832
    Drawn them close, take them out silently.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:01 No.18659928
    I think you guys are underestimating Sagara, and that he would fall for a ploy like that.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:03 No.18659941
    then we will yell something like last time.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:04 No.18659948
    He knows us, he thinks were capable of staging bear fights, and assumes terrorists are ever present.

    We can use his paranoia to our advantage.
    >> Lookout 04/10/12(Tue)23:04 No.18659952
    we don't have a ton of options. We're just going to have to prove that we're better than his bontas.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:04 No.18659955
    rolled 8 = 8

    We go down cursing Perrine's name?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:06 No.18659977
    No we got down cursing Shirou
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:09 No.18660002
    no i meant like talk about a famas brand gold plated desert eagle or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:11 No.18660033
    Froggy's cool in my books. Gives it up on the first date, then refuses to tell us she's pregnant. Cool chick all around.
    I agree with this kind fellow. If we go down we do it cursing shirou to life as a loli.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:11 No.18660035
    Wait, all we need to do to get Souseke acting stupid is to start saying gun shit? That's easy.

    Just say that the Chauchat was the best machinegun of the 20th century in all respects, and his brain might snap.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/10/12(Tue)23:12 No.18660050
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    "Let's draw them to us." You tell him "crossing the river will be a cunt, and it will eave us in the open."
    "Okay then, let's head a little further down stream."
    He gives Gai the signal to wait as you move to your new location.

    About 50 meters downstream, Keima stops you and asks,
    "Can you hit those?" He points to the tips of mines stuck in the sand on either side of the river.
    "I think I can." you tell him.
    "Blow a couple of them to get their attention. and then fire at them when they turn to look." He whispers
    "okay then."
    You take aim with your weapon and hope to hit the tiny metal prongs that serve as the triggers on the mines.

    Taking fors 3 rolls
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:12 No.18660057
    He might be expecting that, so we can't expect it to work. No reason not to do it, but it's not gonna be a trump card.
    >> Lookout 04/10/12(Tue)23:13 No.18660066
    rolled 97 = 97

    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:13 No.18660069
    rolled 13 = 13

    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:13 No.18660070
    rolled 56 = 56

    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:13 No.18660073
    Well, that's it. Everyone stop rolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:14 No.18660093
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:16 No.18660110
    The law of averages strikes again. Hopefully LG's taking the best of the first three rolls.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:16 No.18660115
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    Implying that it wasn't, the only thing that would have made it better is if it had a thermal scope, dual mags and was mounted on a donkey. Gosh learn about guns.
    >> Lookout 04/10/12(Tue)23:17 No.18660127
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    triple dubs and a 97.

    I will not touch the dice again tonight.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:18 No.18660153
    hey kel tec know their shit man, that bullpup gives me a hardon every time i see one.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:19 No.18660166
    Their designs are cool but materials and build quality leave a lot to be desired.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:20 No.18660182
    well yes id pefer them to change some things but it is a small company.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:22 No.18660207
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    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:22 No.18660210
    Yeah, and two of those dubs were themselves dubs. It was a palindrome (660066).
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:24 No.18660238
    yeah their pistols and shotguns are shit, but the rifles are not bad if a little overpriced for what they are.
    >> Thinatrez 04/10/12(Tue)23:26 No.18660265
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    Sorry about this long ass post out of nowhere, I just felt a real need to post this before we have a conclusion to the Perrine situation.

    >How to stay in SWQ canon with Perrine Clostermann.

    At about the same time we meet Perrine in the witches world, she has a birthday in SWQ, making her 16. MSQ comes in about 2 years after the start of SWQ, making her at least 17, maybe going on 18. At the end of our visit to castle Barin, there is a huge party. Quite possibly meaning a very drunk Ian.

    Hear me out here.

    A very dapper gentlemen walks up to him with an emotional little girl and tells him she is in need of a shoulder to cry on. She is likely very distraught over her feelings for the very kind, but distant Ian and the strange young man who went out of his way to apologize and be friendly to her. On top of the loving relationship she has just seen, a man she swears is a slightly older version of him appeared out of nowhere to dry her tears. On top of that, she has most definetly been wondering what such a relationship with Ian would be like.

    >I mean, in SWQ canon, she has seen his junk! Don't tell me she did not spend the next year or so thinking about that and continuing to try and get closer to Ian before we(Hayate) turned up.

    Then, after quietly or noisely bawling into his shoulder for a while, he escorts her to her room to let her get some sleep. He is very drunk, and is easily pulled into bed. At first he's willing to just lay there till she falls asleep, but she, having him so close, and being so very comfortable in his arms, gets very "forward" with him. She is almost 18, filling out, and very attracted to him. He is very drunk and very tired. He doesn't put up much resistance.

    >Fade to black
    >> Thinatrez 04/10/12(Tue)23:26 No.18660273
    We don't know how things went before she got here. Hayate's open kindness could still be on her mind versus Ian's discomfort in her presence. She had been to scared to talk to him or anyone else about what happened. Up till the visit, they could at least talk comfortably to each other. Now they have difficulty looking each other in the eyes. She wanted to see Hayate and the girls again, she wanted to understand why they could be so close, when she and Ian were so far apart.

    Now pregnant, she's terrified of what the future will bring. Not knowing what to do, she's even more confused about how she feels about the kind and caring Hayate. She wants a relationship like the girls have. For someone to be there for her.

    From that point on, Landing Gear can do whatever he wants. It's his multiverse after all. Do we have the girls help her through this rough time and get her a happy ending with Ian. One that will have her go back and be replaced by another witch for the sake of the pregnancy? Is Hayate really the father and in this version she never actually had a relationship with Ian?


    I just felt a need to give my own thoughts on this before anything definite happens. Think of it what you will.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/10/12(Tue)23:27 No.18660279
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    The tiny metal prongs are hard to pick out against the mud and dirt of the river banks but you line them up in your sights anyway.
    Holding your breath, you squeeze the trigger.
    You hit one, the mine jumps out of the ground.
    You take aim again the second that it's airborne.
    *pfft* your gun spits with a a wiff of compressed air.
    the second one jumps up as the first one explodes.
    The surrounding area is bathed in neon pink.

    Sousuke's group turn to the source of the explosions.
    You and Keima open fire at them as you get up out of the bush.
    "THE TOMMYGUN WON THE WAR ON THE WESTERN FRONT!" You scream as you open fire, Keima does the same.
    Sousuke and the three bontas on the ground move in to engage.
    You fire over your shoulder as you run further down stream.

    *roll for effect of taunting/distraction*
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:28 No.18660288

    SWQ canon isn't finished yet, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:28 No.18660292
    rolled 9 = 9

    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:29 No.18660304
    rolled 14 = 14


    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:30 No.18660311
    rolled 6 = 6

    Dicegods hate caps you guys

    Every fool kno dat
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:30 No.18660316
    rolled 3 = 3

    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:30 No.18660318
    rolled 8 = 8

    The Desert Eagle is the ultimate pistol with no equal!
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:30 No.18660323
    rolled 57 = 57


    Guys. Stop it.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:31 No.18660327
    Well looks like this plan didn't work.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:31 No.18660335
    rolled 92 = 92

    Guys, I don't think dicebot wants the same trick to work twice one him...
    But why not, rolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:31 No.18660340
    rolled 66 = 66

    call of duty...
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:32 No.18660343
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    rolled 74 = 74

    Oh god damn it.
    >> Lookout 04/10/12(Tue)23:32 No.18660353
    rolled 44 = 44

    i think pap-n would be proud. we're walking home tonight.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:33 No.18660359
    rolled 5 = 5


    God dammit stop rolling d20s

    ...wait, you're rolling d100's

    ...fuck that, gimme those.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:33 No.18660363
    rolled 31 = 31

    Oh /tg/ dice...
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:33 No.18660365
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    The child is confirmed ours.

    "It's yours too..."

    LG, I read your "idea pads" and I think that killing MSQ Hayate and replacing him with another version is a horrible, horrible idea.

    Not least because we'd lose all our swag we've built up.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:33 No.18660368
    rolled 31 = 31

    How low can you go~?
    How low can you go~?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:33 No.18660369
    rolled 21 = 21

    welp we are fucked
    >inb4 pre registered arty fucks us in the ass
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:35 No.18660381
    rolled 85 = 85

    here have a 100
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:35 No.18660390
    >>18660335 here
    So, given the results so far, dicebot is quite willing to accept that we know it at least isn't going to work.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:35 No.18660392
    rolled 26 = 26

    well i feel good about myself now
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:37 No.18660412
    rolled 80 = 80

    quit disrespecting the gods calling them robots
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/10/12(Tue)23:38 No.18660427
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    Sousuke and the four bontas follow you, you can see a vein popping out of Sousuke's forehead clearly in the moonlight.
    They dont cross the river though, they run parallel to the river as they give chase.
    "Fuck theyre not crossing. What do we do?" You ask Keima as you duck behind a tree for cover.
    Keima says nothing and instead pulls out one of the mines you had.
    He pulls the twig Touma used to replace the safety pin and trows it on the ground across the river.
    It explodes in a shower of green paint.
    Sousuke and his bontas use a rock outcropping for cover.
    "Keep taunting him." Keima tells you. "He's bound to make a mistake."

    FIRST 5.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:40 No.18660438
    rolled 14 = 14

    i love my new gold famas pistol
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:40 No.18660439
    rolled 60 = 60

    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:40 No.18660444
    rolled 67 = 67

    I disagree with your implications that military might is an important asset - if not a necessity - to modern civilization
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:41 No.18660446
    rolled 17 = 17

    You call that a gun? I have an old man that can build better stuff with a box of junk IN A CAVE.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:41 No.18660448
    rolled 83 = 83

    If you hold your gun sideways it shoots more accurately
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:41 No.18660450
    rolled 26 = 26

    real men only shoot pistols sideways
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:41 No.18660451
    rolled 38 = 38

    ARs are too unreliable and AKs are too inaccurate! The Chauchat was the pinnacle of firearms design!
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:41 No.18660454
    rolled 14 = 14

    Leaping through the air while firing two pistols is incredibly practical and useful.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:43 No.18660471
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:45 No.18660490
    rolled 55 = 55

    world war 2 was started by the allies the axis were just defending themselves!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/10/12(Tue)23:47 No.18660505
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    >brb grabbing lunch
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:49 No.18660533
    Shit when did Ursula kill us with the pen?

    That was for-fucking-ever ago goddamn.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:50 No.18660539
    Interesting theories, but I'm pretty sure the twitter feed is the failed timelines, so we'd actually be on your Omega route right now.

    Additionally, none of the twitter posts are "cannon until its loaded and fired." That is, until it appears in the thread, it's not real.

    Although they're certainly good for promoting paranoia.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:50 No.18660541
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    rolled 27 = 27


    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:57 No.18660613
    Was that the first [BAD END]?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:58 No.18660626
    Deleteing my original pic just incase anything my become canon, also because I can.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:59 No.18660632
    How do I know one of you anons is not LG? How do you know i'm not LG?
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:59 No.18660640
    Simple, LG has a name and tripcode.
    >> Anonymous 04/10/12(Tue)23:59 No.18660645
    Because LG doesn't type like that.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:00 No.18660654
    Because I'm really LG.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:00 No.18660660
    Yes, but it is not unheard of for a DM to take up anonymity for the lulz.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:01 No.18660664
    >implying identity isn't wholly subjective
    >implying one can't adopt and discard identity at one's convenience
    As soon as he discards his trip and name, he isn't LG anymore. That's the beauty of a place made of self-identification. You can be as many or as few people as you want.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:01 No.18660669
    How do you know he is not just trolling?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:03 No.18660683
    Yeah, same as with titles. They're tools and truth and their truth can be discarded same as any other tool.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:03 No.18660685
    >Stephen, the evil yet extremely polite majiakal coffie maker.
    I see where this is going.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:05 No.18660706
    Fuck you, I'm hear for harems and tongues in loli butts and magical tea parties, not existential bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:05 No.18660712
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    Can i be a pirate?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:07 No.18660726
    Sure. This is a place divorced from reality. Without our physical forms to define our truth, we are the roles we play. Of course, you'll still be whomever you are, but in the reality that is this board and this thread, that's inconsequential. In that context, you are whomever your name field says.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:08 No.18660735
    Speaking of which i wonder what a loli's butt tastes like...
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:08 No.18660744
    Like feces, Anonymous.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:09 No.18660748
    Have you ever given a girl/dude a rimjob? If not, go do that. It tastes younger.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)00:09 No.18660752
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)00:10 No.18660765
    but this is what we do when LG is indisposed mid-thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:11 No.18660787
    No, we normally have rampant paranoia and plans for how to put our tongues in more loli butts, not thing pseudo-intellectual bullshit.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)00:12 No.18660792
    Come for the swag and bitches
    Stay for the existentialism
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:13 No.18660807
    This is why there is a proper way to do such things, as has already been discussed.
    You can't just up and stick your tongue in a loli's butt on a whim, you gotta prepare for that shit.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)00:14 No.18660819
    clearly you missed the good Romeo and Juliet discussion a while back when LG was having comp problems.
    The paranoia is ever-present.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:15 No.18660832
    >prepare for that shit
    By cleaning that shit out of the pooper. Clearly that anon has never tongue-fucked someone's ass properly before.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)00:16 No.18660841
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:16 No.18660847
    No but I am the anon who has improperly fucked someone's ass before.
    >> dice+1d20 Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:17 No.18660854
    The Treaty of Versailles single-handedly started World War II, Hitler had nothing to do with it.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:17 No.18660855
    Alright guys, shall we list off hypothetical girls we would want to include in the harem, in a completely satirical manner? Especially girls that are not actually in the game yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:17 No.18660856
    Oh, and don't forget the proper use of a condom, if it hasn't been cleaned out. It's all fun and games until you get a urinal tract infection and it burns whenever you piss for a week.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:17 No.18660858
    And you got the shit-dick? My condolences. Unless you're into that kind of thing or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:17 No.18660859
    Speaking of the whole tongue in loli butt thing, thinking on how that episode went I'm somewhat disconcerted by what callous bitches Ursula and Erica are. We know, out of character, that Ursula was genuinely and unhesitatingly going to shoot us dead if we had sex with Nanoha. Our girlfriend who supposedly loves us, was going to not only kill us- not stop us, not yell at us, not break up with us, KILL us- but also leave our corpse's bloody bits sprayed all over Nanoha, who was deeply in love with us and would almost certainly be deeply traumatized. She plotted with Erica to do this, in spite of the fact that they accepted Nanoha as one of our girlfriends.

    What the fuck is wrong with these girls?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:17 No.18660860
    But that's where all the flavor is!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:18 No.18660863
    Are you the guy that had their frenelum torn?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:18 No.18660865
    rolled 66 = 66

    woops and now apparently captcha has pictures
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:19 No.18660871
    rolled 59 = 59

    Because tongue in underage pooper is not cool?
    Or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:19 No.18660872
    Yeah, don't actually enter those. Just enter anything. Captcha is training Google Robots to read addresses for nefarious purposes.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:19 No.18660873
    They're animu. Violence and sex are exaggerated in animu-land.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)00:19 No.18660877
    it has for a while now
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:19 No.18660878
    I don't think bad ends should be taken as canon, they seem to mostly be for lulz.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)00:19 No.18660879
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    You lean out from behind the tree and take a few shots at Sousuke's forces.
    "I love my new golden FAMAS pistol!"
    Keima joins in with a few shots of his own.
    You duck back behind the tree as Sousuke's barell peers out from atop the rock and opens fire.
    *splat* splat* splat*
    "My grandfather shoots better than you! And he's blind and epeleptic!"
    You again continue shooting.

    That last line was met by 4 barrels aiming at you and peppering the tree you ducked behind intul its a solid mass of pink.
    "Oh yeah. HE MAD." you tell keima.
    "Here they come." He points out the group makign thier way across the river.

    WAT DO?
    tastes like lies and deceit.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)00:20 No.18660882
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    because Nanoha is 12, and really not ready for sex. That's what's *wrong* with them.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:20 No.18660883
    We don't know for certain what type of ammunition she had loaded. We just know that it was a sniper rifle, IIRC. Maybe it had tranq darts, or some majaik stun bullets.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:20 No.18660885
    She was only going to do it if we had tried to force ourselves on her. They were afraid we were taking her to the roof specifically to fuck her, when she clearly wasn't actually ready for it yet.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)00:21 No.18660896
    Throw the other mine, light them up.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:22 No.18660914
    Throw the other mine we have at them as we high-tail it out of there.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:23 No.18660916
    Take advantage of the window we have where they don't have cover and we do. Throw a mine at them and shoot them. They will regret abandoning cover.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:23 No.18660918

    The issue is that having Hayate's brains blown out all over her explosiondress might be more traumatizing than having an underage sexual encounter.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:23 No.18660924

    Careful shots at the fucks as they cross by one of us, suppressive burst by the other. Probably us-Keima, respectively.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:24 No.18660931

    I am that guy yes. Really I think I came out better off in the exchange if her account of the following few days wasn't exaggerated.

    Luckily everything healed up just fine and we have since engaged in much better and more proper bouts of buttsex.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:25 No.18660935
    Yeah, but in the timeline where Hayate was shot, it was because it was a non-consensual underaged sexual encounter. The timeline where he wasn't shot was where it was a consensual one which Hayate ended when she grew uncomfortable. We were only shot in the timeline when we raped a 12 year old girl.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:25 No.18660937
    So she's not ready for sex, but she IS ready to have her crush bloodily murdered while attempting to get busy with her. Yeah, right.

    Regardless of whether Nanoha was ready or not, it appears that Ursula and Erica are both of a mindset which believes they should be willing to unhesitatingly murder Hayate if he acts in ways they don't approve of, regardless of either their relationship with him or the legalities involved. Further, they think they should do so without attempting to stop him from doing those actions first- no appeal, no attempt at justification, just killing him.

    Tranq darts would give them a pass, I admit.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:25 No.18660947
    Begin a firefight.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)00:26 No.18660965
    I second the Pirate man.
    no, that's a half-a-cookie question. the point is that they are categorically against us taking advantage of younger girls. The means they use to ensure that are more or less immaterial. Also, they are WW2 german soldiers trained to fight aliens with maximum prejudice. Subtle but still violent solutions don't seem to be their specialty. You are seriously splitting hairs here.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:26 No.18660966
    Well they are Nazis after all.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:28 No.18660982
    And based on that bad-end, they had valid reason to fear that Hayate, in one incarnation or another, might do just that.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)00:28 No.18660992
    We should probably also try to draw them a bit further down the river, make it harder for them to help the defense team when Gai and Kenji go for the flag.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:29 No.18660998
    >what's wrong with these girls?

    They were conscripted into an elite military force and pushed into a war against superior forces at critical developmental points in their lives, and witnessed the deaths of dozens of pilots that were sent up to be their escorts.

    In short, the twins need therapy too.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:30 No.18661007
    No we were well and truly dead

    They left it to her choice, the killing us was if we forced her into it
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:30 No.18661008
    >The means they use to ensure that are more or less immaterial.

    The means they use is an anti-material rifle, that makes it material. They could have just showed up and slapped us. Also, wtf is a half-cookie question?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:30 No.18661009
    >In short, the twins need therapy too.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:30 No.18661013
    Therapy means our penis right?

    Also voting for the Pirates plan. Light them up.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:30 No.18661015
    Is it bad that the primary reason I'm against this "negayate" stuff is because it means he took advantage of Perrine, and I'm waifuing hard over her?

    It's practically NTR. Your evil twin sneaks behind your back and fucks your girlfriend and gets her pregnant, and since he's your twin the baby looks like he would anyways so you never find out.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:31 No.18661022
    I dunno, Erich was legendarily unflappable.

    Might be worth a shot though.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:32 No.18661029
    It's only bad that you still think negayate impregnated this-timeline's Perrine. Clearly you haven't been paying attention. The reason he sees Rafale as his is because he lost his Rafale along with his timeline, not because he isn't Omegayate's.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:34 No.18661046
    >In short, the twins need therapy too.
    I can accept that, but it's kind of depressing that Hayate has been so wrapped up in his own problems- and increasingly impressive swag pile- that he's basically missed it.

    Though it makes sense, I guess. Hayate has never really had people who love him, so he's more than willing to be pushed around by his new lovers and do whatever it takes to be accepted by them. Mentally glossing over any apparent flaws they might have is an obvious step that he'd reflexively take in order to maximize his chances of retaining his newfound happiness.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:34 No.18661052
    He isn't our twin. He is us from a different time line
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)00:36 No.18661070
    Well, strictly speaking, she was 13 then, what with it being her birthday and all.

    It's pretty much the same thing, in the proposed situation. Only more so.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:36 No.18661075
    Except they avoid it massively and have no outward signs of needing help

    They are soldiers from an alternate WW2. Until they crack they will deny it and won't accept that they need help
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:37 No.18661087
    Except he did. Read the section labeled "stop reading my mind" and think about how Perrine got preggers.

    She was stalking us, then someone who looked just like us and was wearing the bowler hat sex'd her up without protection. It's either future us who's preventing paradox, or it's Negayate trying to bring his son back to life by having him again in an alternate universe.

    Fuck, Negayate's life is depressing as fuck, even if he is a villain.
    >> Rynex !3KCroq6wAA 04/11/12(Wed)00:38 No.18661091
    >>What the fuck is wrong with these girls?


    What the fuck is wrong with you? Also, moral event horizon.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)00:38 No.18661092
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    You wait until they are more than halfway across the river. You then throw your remaining mine up in an arch over thier heads to land a few feet behind them.
    *SPLAT!* Green paint and water sprays over the assaulting force.
    They scramble to get to the other bank quickly.

    You open fire with Keima.
    Balls hit them and the water. One of the front bontas taking most of the hits.
    They get to the other side as you and Keima scramble from your cover and continue to run down stream.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:39 No.18661102
    Considering what we'll be fighting after we graduate, maybe it's best if we let the twins keep their combat-induced behaviors. After all, they're designed to help them function in a fight.

    And against growing SUEs, that would be invaluable.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)00:39 No.18661103
    Maybe that's why he's a villain, its a vicious cycle bad guy has bad things happen so he gets more evil.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:39 No.18661104
    >Read the section labeled "stop reading my mind"
    Im so proud the LG responded to my post, and now people are quoting it.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:39 No.18661105
    As soon as one cracks, the rest will too. I'm betting right now that Mio is unexpectedly the first one to just legitimately crack. She'll be boozing, swaggering, and leering, then suddenly, she drops to her knees, clings to our pant leg, and starts sobbing. Then they all fall like dominos.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)00:40 No.18661112
    It's immaterial to *them* how they do it. half-a-cookie means ignoring the problem you've been asked to solve by bitching over the details, when it really doesn't matter. the phrase comes from a tv show, Cosby show i think, where a kid is working on a word problem for math about fractions, and it says something about one kid giving another kid half of a cookie. Rather than just solve the problem and move on, the kid sits there wondering why someone would give someone else only half a cookie.

    this really isn't an issue. we did the responsible thing and didn't have sex with Nanoha, so Ursula didn't blow our head off. If you think that the twins aggressive problem-solving methods need to be addressed, you'll have to come up with something else since Hayate doesn't actually know that that was about to happen.
    yes, you are correct. thank you udz.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:40 No.18661120
    Note which parts of that timeloopline LG blacked out. Rafale is ours.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:42 No.18661134
    One of them is at least. Maybe.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:43 No.18661147
    LG, I came to this quest for the Mahou Shounen. I stayed for time loops, harems, incredibly depressing moments, and bizarre, random arguments in the comments. Thank you. I love you. (so homo~)
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:43 No.18661160
    The one in this current iteration, specifically. The Omegayate Rafale is Omegayate's.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:44 No.18661169
    >See's Perrine stalking Beta-Yate (us)
    >follows her then seduces her
    >Rafale is conceived (In this iteration he is our dark side's son)

    >twitter post "No, he's mine."

    Negayate knocked up Perrine, not us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)00:45 No.18661176
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    You are Karate Gai, a KamenRider.
    One of many KamenRiders.

    Right now though, you are shackled to Kenji by a meter of chain, a paintball gun in your hands.

    You watch as Keima draws them away by shooting the mines along the bank.
    'Well that's different.' you think to yourself.
    Up on the tower, the two remaining bontas guard your target, Sousuke's flag.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]MOVE NOW
    [ ]WAIT
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:45 No.18661178
    Nothing is canon yet bro
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)00:45 No.18661186
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:45 No.18661190
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:45 No.18661191
    >this really isn't an issue. we did the responsible thing and didn't have sex with Nanoha, so Ursula didn't blow our head off.
    No matter what the circumstances involved, your girlfriend stalking you with a sniper rifle up to the point of being half a second away from blowing your brains out is, in fact, an issue. It's not an issue Hayate is aware of at the moment, but it's a severe indicator that we as players need to be aware of and take into account.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:45 No.18661193
    >One of many KamenRiders.


    Also wait
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)00:46 No.18661196
    [x] WAIT, stoically.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:46 No.18661197
    We're currently Beta-Yate.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:46 No.18661205
    [x] Let Red Scarf flutter dramatically in the wind
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:46 No.18661206
    Yeah, that's the Betayate (dark son) iteration where Rafale kills Betayate. We're the next loop after that, where our correction of that leads us to being absent for a large portion of Rafale's childhood.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:47 No.18661211
    You know, I don't think Hayate would care if the kid was IAN's, he'd STILL try and be a good step-father (assuming Perrine joins the family) to the kid.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:47 No.18661213
    It's a moral issue on the part of the players. Are you so amoral as to forego common sense?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:47 No.18661217
    Why is that anything special? We already know of the Super Sentai branch of the IDPKB. Why wouldn't they have a Kamen Rider branch as well to help clean up the jobs that require more class and less "giant robot battles"
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:47 No.18661219
    The problem is not "prevent Hayate from traumatizing Nanoha at all costs". The problem is just "prevent Nanoha from becoming traumatized". They failed at that, by splattering Nanoha's crush's brains all over her pretty dress. They planned to kill us in front of Nanoha, as evidenced by their sniper position, instead of just flying up, slapping us silly, and throwing us in transdimensional jail. This is a fairly major issue, albeit on Hayate doesn't know about.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:50 No.18661247
    Double Kick. Kenji is a badass, he can deal with one while we get the other.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:50 No.18661252
    I think we're making a serious issue out of what was just a joke end to prevent child smut.

    Are you sure? I thought we were still beta-yate.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)00:50 No.18661255
    Right now i am imagining the group of us sitting i armchairs around a fireplace smoking pipes and cigars while drinking port and cognac and discussing this.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:51 No.18661264
    Kenji is only a badass when he has Max Fightmaster with him.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:52 No.18661271
    Ok how about meta knowledge arguments over we get on with what hayate actually knows about

    Everyone in our little group has issues we know it move on
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:52 No.18661273
    Y'all are getting ahead of yourselves with these timelines. None of it is set in stone at this point.

    We are discussing possibilities, not certainties.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)00:52 No.18661277
    There is a Rider branch. When the Sentai Branch was mentioned, it was also mentioned that they work with the Riders to protect the Toku universe cluster
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:52 No.18661278
    A newcomer would look at this thread and ask 'what the hell is going on'?
    I sure am.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:53 No.18661285
    No, we're Omegayate. Our point of divergence was future-Omegayate going back in time and knocking up Perrine instead of Negayate.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:53 No.18661288

    Wait, there are some of us who aren't?

    ...I better not be the only one doing that or I will feel just silly.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:53 No.18661290
    Also, if we're omega-yate, and that plotline is correct, then we essentially knock up Perrine and abandon her.

    That goes contrary to everything a classy butler stands for. Besides, we wouldn't have abandoned her because she'd come to the Bureau soon after and meet back up with us.

    I think. Fucking time travel, goddamn.

    I think this is why paradox is a bad thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:53 No.18661294
    I was thinking something a bit less structured and more crazy.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)00:54 No.18661301
    Or are we? We could still be at the "Beta" stage of things.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:54 No.18661307
    Yes because that is a clearly stated certain fact and not just your personal belief at this point.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:54 No.18661310
    I'm sitting on a pile of pillows with my laptop on the table nearby smoking hookah and drinking coffee. That's close, right? I'm wearing a lounge robe and everything.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:55 No.18661319
    If we are, then we're fated to die and will have to reload at the SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS divergence point.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:55 No.18661324
    We wouldn't necessarily abandon her. How many days have we been in town while Future-yate could have been boning her in her room.

    Hell, on Erica's date night, he very easily could have spent most the rest of the day with her, and if the Watch gains the ability to jump dimensions, he could visit her a hell of a lot during that 2 months.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)00:56 No.18661334
    >traumatizing nanoha
    I'll bet that E&U's thought process was that if the bureau can do full mind-wipes, they can probably majaik up some specific memory erasage.
    >Stalking with a 50cal as opposed to more subtle options
    We got in bed for the long haul with a pair of Nazi soldiers, and this sort of behavior shouldn't be too unexpected considering. I for one really like the twins, their personalities and their methods. I'm not in favor of trying to change them.
    That's an image i find very appealing, although Hookah is my preferred smoking style.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:57 No.18661339
    Almost every thing that LG said "it's not cannon until it appears in thread!" has appeared in thread.

    I think we can safely assume that anything LG puts up on his twitter is going to happen, or has already happened, in our universe or in an alternate one.

    LG, how long did you spend planning this quest before actually starting it?

    It reminds me of a terminator fanfic where the human army used time machines as a strategic asset, and commanders had to have a degree in philosophy before being allowed to use it.

    If this is true, then Rafale is indeed ours, and Perrine will live a happy life with us. These are my conditions for being happy. I can accept that we're past-omegayate.

    I feel so goddamn sorry for beta-Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:58 No.18661348

    Sounds vaguely like something you'd find in the middle east.

    We shall be brothers in class, then.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)00:58 No.18661352
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    You opt to wait.
    "Kenji. When they get Sousuke's group across the river, we attack."
    "Okay man." He tells you as he adjusts his over-thick glasses.
    'Any second now...' you think 'right on schedule!'
    You watch as Sousuke's group begins to wade through the river.
    You see Hayate throw one of the mines behind them.

    You and Kenji bolt up from the bush you were hiding in and run across the river bank.
    The two remaining bontas spot you and take aim.

    [ ]return fire
    [ ]keep running
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:58 No.18661354
    >I feel so goddamn sorry for beta-Perrine.
    Me too. At least she doesn't exist anymore because the waveform of that timeline has been collapsed via time travel into this actualized one.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:59 No.18661356
    LG mentioned it as a kar98 where this whole 50cal crap came from I have no clue
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)00:59 No.18661361
    I'm abroad in Turkey right now. The folks I'm staying with ooze class. I love it here.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:00 No.18661366

    Return fire. We want them as distracted and preoccupied as possible for a proper RIDER KIIICK!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:00 No.18661373
    We're a rider. We're a lot better at outrunning paintballs than shooting them. We're here to practice and improve upon our weaknesses, though. Return fire.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:01 No.18661376
    [x]return fire while continuing to charge
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)01:01 No.18661378
    Run Run Run, fast as we can, we're the grasshopper man.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)01:01 No.18661383
    >LG, how long did you spend planning this quest before actually starting it?

    On the first mention of alternate timelines and such, the paths became divergent routes instead of disposeable ones.

    My longterm charts now intercross among themselves in a set of vaguely connected largescale webs
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:01 No.18661384

    My guess was reasonably close, then.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:01 No.18661386
    Keep running, focus on avoiding paintballs, any return firing will be holding it in their general direction and squeezing the trigger, all focus goes to running and dodging.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)01:02 No.18661392
    [x] keep running, stoically. get closer before opening fire, or try to rider kick them off the platform and have have Kenji grab the flag in one action-movie worthy stunt.
    I aint a /k/ommando and i didn't bother to double-check what the gun was(my bad). one big gun is sorta indistinguishable from another to me.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:02 No.18661393
    Return fire. We have to take them out before we cross the river, or we'll be sitting ducks.

    >trying to run a quest
    >everyone more interested in discussion time-loops and alternate dimensions.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:02 No.18661394
    Oh shit look what we caused.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:03 No.18661402
    I'm going to go back through the archives, find the first mention of them, and I'm going to find where that poster lives and apply a bolt-cutter to his testicles.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)01:04 No.18661405
    i can see lg having a police investigation like web taking up a whole wall in his house.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:05 No.18661417
    The KAR-98K is a standard battle rifle.
    A .50 caliber anti-material rifle fires bullets three times as large, and is against equipment and vehicles.

    You confused a 4-door sedan for a Mack truck tractor trailer.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:05 No.18661420
    Why? This is what makes the quest fun for a very large number of us.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)01:05 No.18661422
    its more like a whole folder of paint files and txt files
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:05 No.18661423
    With you on that one. Shit is hard enough to manage in one universe.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:06 No.18661430
    "Honey, why are you buying so many whiteboard?"

    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:06 No.18661436

    "Oh, our son is so smart. I bet he's going to be a great scientist."

    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)01:07 No.18661446
    and that's why I ain't a gun-person, cause I don't know this shit!
    but do you see my point?
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)01:07 No.18661458
    A kar-98k is a bolt action carbine that fires 8mm ammunition.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:09 No.18661476
    I have to apologise for this gun argument. In my defence, the immaterial/anti-material pun was just too obvious.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:09 No.18661479
    And in WW2 it was the standard German battle rifle.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)01:11 No.18661494
    yes it was but it is not a battle rifle, it was a carbine.
    But i'm just listing details you're not wrong either.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)01:11 No.18661501
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    You keep running in a zig zag pattern to avoid the bullets.
    You also keep running to build up speed.
    At the edge of the river you grab Kenji's arm and jump.

    *roll for jumping*
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:12 No.18661506
    rolled 2 = 2

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)01:12 No.18661511
    rolled 41 = 41

    rollan for jumpin skillz
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:12 No.18661512
    rolled 45 = 45

    oh god
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:12 No.18661513
    rolled 4 = 4

    Grasshopper legs!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:12 No.18661514
    rolled 82 = 82

    What happens if we Rider Kick the ground? Equal and opposite reactions, and all.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:13 No.18661520
    rolled 7 = 7

    >dem poses
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:13 No.18661522
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    rolled 65 = 65

    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:13 No.18661529
    I wonder how long till Gai gets his required "Mid Season Upgrade" and if so, which one will he get?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:13 No.18661531
    rolled 4 = 4

    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)01:14 No.18661535
    rolled 80 = 80

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)01:14 No.18661539
    rolled 58 = 58

    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)01:15 No.18661546
    rolled 1 = 1

    Goddamn the dicegods hate us tonight.



    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:15 No.18661549
    rolled 68 = 68

    Rider JUMP!
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)01:15 No.18661557
    rolled 77 = 77

    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:15 No.18661559
    No kidding?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:15 No.18661561
    Good job, Fritz, you just got Gai killed.


    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:15 No.18661563
    rolled 44 = 44

    God Damn it Fritz, one more fuck up like that and I'm revoking your Pirate license.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:16 No.18661566
    rolled 50 = 50

    They sure do.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)01:16 No.18661568
    rolled 30 = 30

    You particularly, it seems.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)01:16 No.18661574
    They give out licenses now?
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)01:17 No.18661579
    rolled 98 = 98

    you dun goofed.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:17 No.18661586
    Not for you they don't
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)01:17 No.18661587
    We should probably just... stop rolling, now. Not tempt things further.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:18 No.18661592
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:18 No.18661593
    Yeah, it should be right next to your "Official Pirate Software Key Generator" and next to your "Anonymous Membership Card"
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:18 No.18661595
    Yeah man, Tortuga's been enforcing lawfully licensed pirates ever since the unionization.

    Where the fuck have you been?
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)01:19 No.18661597
    Oh well i'm a pirate i don't need any licenses.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:20 No.18661627
    Are you going to ignore the Code?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)01:21 No.18661631
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    'Let's see...' you think in mid-leap 'I've only done this succesfulyl like a handful of times before...'
    The water fast approaches your feet.
    'looks like this time i'm not so lucky.'
    You and Kenji end up 3/4ths of the way across the river.
    You bring your gun up and aim at the bontas still taking shots at you, Kenji does the same.

    The shower of paintballs makes the two hamsters duck down for cov er.
    This buys you enough time to get to the other side.

    [ ]climb the tower
    [ ]keep shooting from the ground
    [ ]other?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:21 No.18661636
    You do if you want access to the Pirate Wenches Guild, or get invited to the 35th Annual Pirates Ball.
    >> Fritz the somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)01:21 No.18661642
    Tortuga is for pussies anyway, plus their women live in the mud with fat drunks.
    >> !H9t0.FLonc 04/11/12(Wed)01:21 No.18661645
    rolled 79 = 79

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)01:23 No.18661665
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    >kamen rider upgrade
    Easy. itll be this one
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:23 No.18661668
    Keep shooting at the Bonta's while climbing the tower.
    Have Kenji maintain suppressive fire while dual-wielding our gun and his, and keep on the lookout for landmines.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:23 No.18661669
    Climb tower.

    Stationary is death. Mobility is victory.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)01:24 No.18661685
    Ikusa, when will you reveal the time-loop secrets to us?

    [x] climb the tower with one person going up and the other giving covering fire in short bursts, then switching.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)01:25 No.18661695
    The cuff chains aren't that long, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:25 No.18661696
    Climb the tower, try to keep suppressive fire on the Bonta's while we do so.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)01:26 No.18661702
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    You are shackled to Kenji.
    If you climb, he climbs
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)01:26 No.18661708
    rolled 75 = 75

    Rider Kick the tower down.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:27 No.18661716
    >kamen rider IXA
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:27 No.18661718
    Oy! You insulting me wenches ye lowlife scum? Do it again and i will scuttle ye ship to the depths of the sea and ship ur bum to the locker.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)01:27 No.18661726
    one meter long, that means one person climbs two meters while the other covers after we get off the ground.
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)01:28 No.18661734
    [x]climb the tower
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:30 No.18661758
    Oh goddammit, Kai's girlfriend we introduced him to took after the twins' love of crossdressing guys.

    I'm so sorry Kai.
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)01:32 No.18661782
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    Was that a rape threat?
    Btw my ship, notice the famas.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)01:34 No.18661794
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    newest tweets, "Still Alive" altered to reference our timelines. that really doesn't bode well for us.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:35 No.18661807
    Someone already pointed that out.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:36 No.18661817
    Actually the lyrics suggest that we ARE in fact, omega-yate.

    "we're out of beta we're jumping through time."
    "for the good of all of you except the ones who are dead."
    "No sense crying over every mistake..."

    That song fits this quest to a T.

    LG, you're tying all this shit together marvelously.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:38 No.18661833
    naw, i don`t want that from a man, tis wrong that is, no davy jones locker ye nimrod, in terms that are easy to understand: you continue being an asshat i`ll blow your shipp to hell then kill you more deaf then rick santorums presidential campaign run.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)01:38 No.18661837
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    You hurridly get to the ladder bolted to the tower's side, Kenji hot on your heels providing suppressing fire.

    As you make your way quickly up the 30 feet of wood, something falls from above.
    It's a grenade.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:39 No.18661848
    Throw it back towards the Bonta's shooting at us.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)01:39 No.18661856
    rolled 4 = 4

    use kenji like a flail and bat it away.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:40 No.18661861

    The Rider IXA picture has him all dressed up. I figured that either meant he'd been genderbent or crossdressed.

    I really don't want to genderbend Kai.

    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:40 No.18661868
    Use kenji as a shield to take the blast, then use him as a paint soaked flail to beat the shit out of the Bontas.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:41 No.18661875
    Rider kick the grenade away!
    Or let Kenji toss himself on it to save us
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:41 No.18661878
    human shields are a technique that the Kamen Riders would never endorse. Shame on you!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)01:42 No.18661893
    It's Gai, not Kai.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:43 No.18661899
    Riders would use themselves as human shields to protect friends not the other way around
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:43 No.18661903
    My bad.
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)01:45 No.18661921
    I lol'd, I also have never been called an asshat before.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)01:46 No.18661931
    Kick the tower, knock it over so we have more room to dodge.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)01:50 No.18661970
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    You flip over while keeping on hand on the ladder.
    Using hte heel of your foot, you kick the grenade back up towards the bontas
    "FUMO!" you hear them shout out in surprise before the meaty *BLAM/SPLAT*

    You quicken your ascent.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:53 No.18662013
    What the fuck is that thing? It looks like one of my fucking nightmares given physical form.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)01:56 No.18662037
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    You and Keima run from the pursuing group.
    They are now one bonta down, the one that took most of the hits dematerialized after they got out of the river.
    "RPG'S ARE EFFECTIVE MEANS OF CROWD CONTROL!" you continue taunting Sagara.
    Keima keeps firing a few shots over his shoulder.
    "See that spot where the river turns into rapids?" He tells you, as he motions to a point a few hundred meters down stream.
    "We jump in there."
    "Okay!" you answer him.

    You run and fire.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:57 No.18662061
    That's Kuuga you insensitive ass.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)01:58 No.18662062
    it's a mantis shrimp.
    Delicious as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:58 No.18662064
    God he must seriously want to slaughter us, he knows we are doing it just for the effect but it still is affecting him too much
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)01:58 No.18662068
    Alright, I'm going to sleep now.

    Don't fuck up, and don't give LG any more ideas.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:00 No.18662093

    Welcome back LG, how was your trip?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:00 No.18662096
    It is terrifying.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:03 No.18662138
    rolled 6 = 6

    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:04 No.18662154
    We're trying to make him angry, not give him an aneurysm.
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)02:09 No.18662194
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    gotta say something about this
    pic related
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)02:09 No.18662196
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)02:09 No.18662197
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    "Goddamn. I'm bored." Touma says as he idly swings his feet from the branch he and Ken are sitting on in the tree.
    "How about we play some Old Maid?" the other youth says as he pulls out a deck of cards.
    "Meh. Sure."
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:10 No.18662208

    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)02:11 No.18662224
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    fuckers are gonna get us Death Marched home.
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)02:12 No.18662232
    yes they really make bayonets for glocks.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)02:14 No.18662255
    That looks completely ridiculous.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)02:14 No.18662261
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    Sousuke snaps. He lets out an unearthly roar and throws his paintball gun to the ground.
    He draws his knife from where it was strapped to his lower back.
    The kukri menacingly held in his hand.
    He breaks a full run towards you, the BOnta still shackled to him dragging on the ground like a sack of rocks.


    Goddamn, even I got mad.
    That blade is like what? 2 inches long?
    and that fucking long ass mag. if you attached the blade to it, you have yourself a fuckign spear.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:15 No.18662266
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    Now, this is a gun, guys.

    Extended clip, bitches!
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)02:15 No.18662272
    And that is why we mention it to souske
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:15 No.18662275
    rolled 32 = 32

    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)02:16 No.18662281
    rolled 55 = 55

    we dead now.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:16 No.18662284
    rolled 15 = 15

    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:16 No.18662285
    rolled 32 = 32

    Being murder-killed seems like a bad thing.

    Let's avoid it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)02:16 No.18662286
    rolled 53 = 53

    And then we were a corpse.
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)02:16 No.18662289
    rolled 70 = 70

    no murder today!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:16 No.18662291
    rolled 34 = 34

    ...Okay, maybe we went a little too far. Only times Sousuke got this mad...was when facing Gouron.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:16 No.18662292
    rolled 82 = 82

    Now, it's time to use an old tactic the Desert Punk taught me.

    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)02:16 No.18662293
    the fuck. is that like fifty rounds?

    >inb4 beltfed pistol
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:18 No.18662306
    rolled 86 = 86


    Oh shit, he mad. Distract him!

    "You get mad over gunblades yet you pilot a mech instead of a tank and travel in a submarine aircraft carrier! THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!"
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)02:18 No.18662314
    rolled 77 = 77

    25-28 by the looks of it.
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)02:20 No.18662328
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    what was that about beltfed pistols?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:21 No.18662335
    It's actually a mock-up of what a gun would look like with all those ammo extensions you find in a game. It was designed in a 3d editor by the looks of it.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)02:21 No.18662336
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    rolled 86 = 86

    rollan again, we can do better than this.

    seriously he's going to destroy us.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)02:21 No.18662338
    I cannot fathom how that would actually work.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:21 No.18662342
    How does that work? Where does the belt go?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)02:23 No.18662359
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    "HOLYSHIT. RUN!" You scream as you pick up Keima like you've done before and dash towards the rapids.
    You jump in as the blade passes a few inches from your back, swooshing as it goes through the air.


    Nah thats 50 i think, [if it was a 9mm]
    But goddamn, that is a long ass magazine.
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)02:23 No.18662360
    Magic? The pistol itself looks modified.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:23 No.18662366
    rolled 11 = 11

    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)02:24 No.18662373
    rolled 19 = 19

    "Swim? the fall alone will kill ya"
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:24 No.18662374
    rolled 79 = 79

    Fuck, shit, RUN!
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)02:24 No.18662375
    links separate when round is chambered, then get spat out with brass?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)02:24 No.18662377
    rolled 39 = 39

    You ask for an impossibility, sir.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:25 No.18662382
    rolled 3 = 3

    I get the feeling Mao is here watching and laughing
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)02:25 No.18662388
    rolled 40 = 40

    we are going to be fed our own intestines.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:26 No.18662390
    rolled 44 = 44

    Rollan for safe Jumpan
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:26 No.18662391
    rolled 71 = 71

    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)02:26 No.18662392
    rolled 73 = 73

    still not dying today!
    thats assuming its double stacked.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:26 No.18662394
    rolled 77 = 77

    Maybe we pushed Sousuke a little too much?
    That knife was awfully close.
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)02:28 No.18662412
    rolled 78 = 78

    why not go the extra mile and make a gay sailor/ marine joke?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:28 No.18662417
    Well, we know his absolute RAGE trigger now.

    Never, ever, mention a gunblade around him again. . .
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)02:29 No.18662428
    rolled 7 = 7

    Does a glock bayonet count?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)02:29 No.18662432
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    You jump in and try and land feet first.
    you feel a sharp pain in your foot as you plunge in.
    You surfacein the whitewash with Keima sputtering as he begins to be swept downstream.
    Around you, paintballs impact the water and a boot, thrown by Sousuke, flies through the air milimeters from your nose.

    nah thats just a regular gun with a belt jammed into where the mag would go.
    No way that would work with no spring to push the bullets in, or a mechanisim to pull the belt through.

    but still, I mad.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:30 No.18662438
    So LG do you keep a list of things that piss /k/ off on hand for times like this?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:31 No.18662448
    I certainly do now. Now, to wait a few weeks to make the gunblade comment.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:32 No.18662454
    Crap, did we just puncture our foot? Or sprain our ankle?

    Either way, swim towards Keima, help him stay above water, and try to get to one of the river banks.
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)02:33 No.18662464
    rolled 2 = 2

    They do make conversions for belt fed ar's, but yes i would say it is bullshit.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)02:39 No.18662527
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    No other sound could be heard in the Cafeteria.
    On the floor hundreds and hundreds of candy wrappers are scattered like dead leaves.
    Tables are laden with cake and other sweet delicacies
    Glasses sit in between them, now empty of the sundaes and parfaits they contained just a few minutes ago.
    At the counter, Chef continues to add to the already meters long list.

    "Hey Chef!" Luccinni takes a break from the flan she was inhaling, "Do you have some Tiramisu?"

    I dabble in that, yes. But most of this shit is random stuff.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)02:41 No.18662541
    Oh god, we're so screwed. And no one is there to record it.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:42 No.18662555
    We're gonna die broke.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)02:45 No.18662585
    our waaaaaaaaaaaaallet.
    we are never going to get the swag palace.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:46 No.18662603
    ....We JUST escaped from a huge debt to the Yakuza, and now we're going to be in a huge debt to Chef and the Bureau!
    Goddammit, and we were going to sign the paperwork for that house tomorrow!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:46 No.18662609
    No, Shirou is gonna die broke.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)02:47 No.18662621
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    You swim up to Keima and grab him around the waist, rocks and frothing water sliding by you.
    "YOu okay?" You ask.
    "Just a bad landing. I'm okay now." he answers you as he coughs.
    "So we got away from them. What now?" You ask him.
    "I.. I didn't plan this far ahead." he answers.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)02:48 No.18662625
    No, we told Illya to tell the chef to put it on our tab. Then Sakura and Zucchini got involved, too.
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)02:48 No.18662630
    fucking coyotes, had to leave my computer cause my perimeter was about to be breached. nothing a warning shot from my mossberg 500 didn't solve though. Fucking country areas.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:51 No.18662658
    "Then we'll have to find something to do."

    Then kiss him.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:52 No.18662665
    Return to base
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:52 No.18662669
    "Alright, first thing we do is get to shore."
    Swim to shore, and wring out our clothes. We also need to check that neither of us is injured.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:52 No.18662671
    Honestly after a distraction of that magnitude if Gai and Kenji couldn't get the flag we're boned. What we should do now is make sure the path from Sagara's base to ours is clear so they can return safely.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)02:53 No.18662675
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    You sit in the back of the Armored vehicle dripping wet and tired.
    A swig of Healing Blue from your wineskin took care of your sprained ankle.
    Kenji is covered by green paint, he stepped on one of the mines Touma moved after he and gai got the enemies' flag back to your base.

    Everyone is tired as fuck but thier faces show contentment.
    "Great work everyone," Came Sousuke's voice from the front of the vehicle. "I hope you all enjoyed this training trip. I'd welcome all of you again for another one soon."
    You see Touma and Ken grimace at this.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)02:53 No.18662683
    Much as I like the idea, and I do like it, it isn't the right time.

    Let's head for Sagara's base, just to make sure the flag's been grabbed.

    Did we retain our weapons?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:54 No.18662701
    Thank Sagara. Ask Kraus how bored he is.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)02:55 No.18662702
    ask the others what they think of Gunblades.

    Has Sagara returned our devices yet?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:55 No.18662704
    >"All security available security personnel report to the cafeteria." The Commander orders his men. "THIS IS NOT A DRILL!" #msq
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:55 No.18662709
    Sir, Thank You, Sir. I had a great time, it was fun and we're all probably better off should we be forced into a survival situation in the future. Hell I doubt we'll find a rebel army hellbent on killing us as dangerous and Sagara trying to train us.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:56 No.18662715
    Did we get Kraus back? I think this calls for a drink in celebration.
    Or at least, swigs of Healing Blue all around.
    Thank Sousuke for helping us get better.
    Ask Kraus for an update, see if any messages are waiting for us, and mentillate to Erica if she's been able to get Illya to the Infirmary.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)02:56 No.18662718
    "It was a hell of an experience, man." Ask what Keima's opinion of it was.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:58 No.18662748
    Hug Keima. Linger a bit too long, look him in the eyes, give a bashful smile, and spend the rest of the trip back contentedly quiet.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:59 No.18662758
    Best camping trip I've ever had. No starvation, no bears trying to kill me, no spirits haunting my sleep. Man we should do this again some time.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)02:59 No.18662765
    We need to get Mike to hand us a copy of the security footage
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)03:00 No.18662773
    rolled 2 = 2

    >scenario I didnt get to use
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:00 No.18662776
    >no spirits
    Oh yeah, that's right. No ghosts of the hundreds of depressed people who committed suicide, or rolling over in our sleep and waking up to a faceful of human bones.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:01 No.18662797
    THis. We're behind on our 'casually-mentioning-repressed-trauma' quota.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:08 No.18662867
    This this this!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)03:10 No.18662891
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    "It was great man, Thanks for letting us tag along." you tell him.
    You then raise the cuffs still connecting the you to Keima, and look at everyone else similarly shackled.
    "I wish you didn't lose the keys though, or used such fucking strong handcuffs." You chuckle.
    "I'm sorry. In my moment of poor judgement I threw my boot into the river. The keys were tucked into it."
    "It's nothing man." you laugh. "Im sure we can get them off at the Bureau."

    You have Kraus materialize some cups and pass out drinks. As everyone toasts to the end of the rigorous trip, you talk to your partner.
    'So. Did you get bored, man?'
    'What? Theyre not here though.'
    '...' you have no answer for that.

    Beside you, Keima lets out a small sneeze as he once again fiddles with his PSP in his hands.
    "You okay man?" You ask.
    "Yeah." he tries to hide his shivering.
    "You cold? We shouldave dried out a bit more before we got in here, huh?"
    "Nah I'm okay." He tells you.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]arm around him
    [ ]find a blanket/towel
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:11 No.18662902
    Arm around him. Our swag burns hot enough to completely destroy any cold.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)03:11 No.18662904
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)03:12 No.18662911
    [x] find him a blanket.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:13 No.18662918
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)03:14 No.18662929

    man I've missed Kraus
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)03:14 No.18662935
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:14 No.18662937
    [x]find a blanket/towel
    Materialize one if we can't find one.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:14 No.18662941
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:16 No.18662951
    Are you guys THAT anxious to make out with Keima in front of the other guys?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:16 No.18662955
    ...yes, yes we are.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:16 No.18662957
    [x] Blanket, and a nice cup of hot cocoa.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)03:17 No.18662963
    Who said anything about making out? We just want to make sure he's okay.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:17 No.18662968
    Me too. Seems he still has yet to bag the other twin though

    Arm around him, let the fires of our love warm him...

    Also wow we really did fucking irritate Sousuke there. I thought throwing the boot in there was funny but that was just brilliant
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:17 No.18662971
    Hand to forehead to find out if he's running a fever! Then wrap an arm around him.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:18 No.18662980
    If we hadn't managed to see Erica for like five minutes at lunch we'd probably have already jumped him by now.

    We can't go this long without gettin' any
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:18 No.18662982
    You aren't? What are you, some sort of faggot?

    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:18 No.18662986
    And this when Keima's still not comfortable with the whole deal?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)03:18 No.18662987
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    "Kraus, can you whip us up a couple of blankets?"
    "SURE THING SOGGY-BALLS." He answers as a pair of fluffy white blankets materialize on your lap.
    You wrap one around yourself, and the other one around Keima.
    You then casually put your arm around his slender frame.
    "Wha-!" He tries to object.
    "See.. Much warmer." you smile at him.
    He grumbles but says nothing more.
    The ride back to the Bureau continues.

    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:19 No.18662994
    Nope, just show some tender, caring affection when he needs it.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:20 No.18663002
    Mentillate to Erica, see if she was able to get Illya down to either the Infirmary with Dr. McNinja, or to Ryuu.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:20 No.18663003
    Hot sloppy makeouts?

    Hot sloppy makeouts.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)03:20 No.18663004
    This is why I'm not saying make outs. That waits till he's goddamn ready.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:20 No.18663005
    Nope we're good
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)03:20 No.18663019
    get in touch with Erica, see what happened with Shirou

    and I'm still voting no homo/no keima
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:22 No.18663042
    Mentilate in to Home Base, check in on the Shirou situation and what we missed while we were gone.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:22 No.18663045
    I'm just going for the [x] troll Keima option
    We haven't had much chance to do that for ages
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:24 No.18663068
    It's gone beyond trolling Keima and being glaringly obvious about our homo-lust for him.
    Do you want us to pitch, or catch?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:27 No.18663094
    Generally pitch but if we make the gender swap potion work we could let him
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:30 No.18663125
    Consider telling the group about Shirou. Letting Kraus know about it at least, and that we might see if he can reproduce that one berry we have later. Consider making tea of them should he be able to produce leaves/roots/berries.
    And finally remember we basically gave Shirou an all-you-eat-buffet of things at the cafeteria. ...debate whether mentillating those at base will lead to worse or better.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)03:30 No.18663127
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    >check in with Erica
    You reach out to your German Ace girlfriend with your mind.
    'Hey, so did you get Shirou to the Infirmary?' you ask her.
    'Hah. Lemme guess, you got to occupied with your new toys?'
    'Yes... Sorry.' she answers sheepishly.
    'It's fine. Do you know where She is right now?'
    'I'll ask Sakura.'
    'Okay thanks.'
    She doesn't get back to you after that.

    The ride back home finishes in a couple more minutes.
    You pile out of the vehicle and Sousuke excuses himself to find the spare keys for the handcuffs.
    You consider what to do now.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]handcuffs
    [ ]Illya
    [ ]other
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)03:32 No.18663148
    Handcuffs are important, but I'm... concerned about ShIllya.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:33 No.18663153
    Let's hold Keima to our chest. He'll certainly be cold in the breeze without our warmth.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:33 No.18663158
    Have Kraus check in with Saber, see where she is.

    Belatedly remember that we told her that she could have whatever she wanted on our tab. Dismiss it offhandedly as, "Oh, she's just a little girl. How much could she possibly eat?"
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:33 No.18663160
    Pop the handcuffs with a knife or other shim like that we summon. Give Keima a blanket, a cup of hot cocoa and a hug. After that wander off and find IIlya.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)03:34 No.18663161
    [x]handcuffs, then head back to our room to get changed.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:34 No.18663162
    rolled 81 = 81

    Illya, she's a more or less defenseless loli wandering around the Bureau a known dangerous place.

    Terrible things could be happening to her.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:35 No.18663169
    >Terrible things could be happening to her.
    Frank could have found her.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:35 No.18663170
    Well ask if Keima minds checking in on Illya first and then handcuffs otherwise handcuffs first.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:36 No.18663177
    Don't we have a monomolecular violin bow? Pop those cuffs, get Keima kitted out with a warm drink, then go check on Illya.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:38 No.18663189
    Ilya first, frank care since he likes boys but I wanna see the devastation they wrought
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)03:39 No.18663201
    Frank's suspended.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:41 No.18663214
    All that means is that he's suspended from active duty. Doesn't mean he's not stalking the hall of the Infirmary.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)03:46 No.18663262
    ... Fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:49 No.18663282
    Stop giving LG ideas.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:52 No.18663298
    He's the one who mentioned it in the first place
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:54 No.18663321


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    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)03:55 No.18663329
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    "Hey man, I hope you don't mind accompanying me. But I need to check on something first." you tell Keima.
    "Sure." He says."It's not like i have anything to do."
    You walk through the Quad lit by the lamps ringing it.
    'Hey Saber. Where are you?' you call out to Shirou's Device.
    'We are at the Cafeteria. We have been here since we arrived.' She answers you.
    You remember telling Illya she can have anything from there and Chef will put it on your tab.

    You walk faster and aarrive at the Cafeteria in no time.
    There you find......

    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)03:56 No.18663337
    rolled 39 = 39

    dice don't fail me now.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:56 No.18663338
    rolled 66 = 66

    Ok chef, I know my tab currently equals the GDP of several developed countries but I think I have a solution. Do you have any really big bags, I'll refill those with candy and maybe we'll be even.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)03:57 No.18663347
    rolled 62 = 62

    Don't fail us now, dice!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:58 No.18663354
    rolled 29 = 29

    Come on, 1!
    Daddy needs his fix
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:58 No.18663356
    rolled 44 = 44

    I think you should stop rolling again before you go even lower...
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)03:58 No.18663362
    rolled 88 = 88

    could really use some HUE before going to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)03:59 No.18663370
    rolled 21 = 21

    Frank came along and decided to pay for it instead, he did so because he knew we would turn up
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:00 No.18663382
    Dem dubs
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:01 No.18663391
    rolled 74 = 74

    How much do we owe Chef?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:02 No.18663396
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:02 No.18663402
    we won't have money for eva's mansion.....

    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)04:03 No.18663409
    rolled 37 = 37

    the chef decided not to charge because of loli's
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:03 No.18663413
    We will
    Just our remaining income will go towards paying this tab off
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)04:04 No.18663417
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    You find the entrance surrounded by people from the security division wearing riot gear.
    Erica is also there trying to get it in.
    "What happened here?" You ask her.
    "I don't kn- What's with the handcuffs?" She asks as she spies the silver rings around your wrist and Keima's
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:04 No.18663422
    rolled 13 = 13

    one million guptas
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:05 No.18663428
    Long story, unimportant. What are the damages both physical, emotional and monetary?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:06 No.18663435
    Sousuke has weird ideas about male bonding. He said something about leather, but I wasn't listening.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)04:06 No.18663440
    rolled 79 = 79

    "Part of Sousuke's training. They'd be off by now, but, uh, I kinda pissed him off so much he threw his boot, which had the keys in them, in the river."
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)04:07 No.18663445
    rolled 19 = 19

    welp this cant get any worse
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:08 No.18663460

    "One of Souske's more... questionable training methods. Also he lost the keys."

    "At any rate, we need to try and get in here. Somehow."
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:09 No.18663474

    make a statement that will cause a huge misunderstanding and keima actually show some "shy" emotion
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:11 No.18663489
    Part of Sousuke's training. We are partners now apparently
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)04:20 No.18663569
    welp im out for the night, gotta get up in 4 hours.
    night all, try not to get us killed by sugar crazed loli's.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:21 No.18663583
    Probably get glomped to death before anything else
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)04:21 No.18663584
    I just hope they haven't gotten hold of BEAR. Man was that awkward.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:22 No.18663590
    That was adorable. But awkward
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)04:24 No.18663621
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    "Part of training. Long story. Sousuke lost the keys." You tell her. "So what's the situation?"
    "I don't know, they just stand here like they were waiting for a riot or something." She answers you.
    "We need to get in there somehow." You say.

    As you try and find a way inside the cafeteria, a man in a red jacket carrying a riot shield walks in from across the quad.
    You attempt to talk to him to learn more about this situation.
    "What's going on here sir?"
    "Oh. Not much. Just getting ready."
    "For what?" You ask him
    "Anything. We've had these kind of things happen before. Too much sugar plus a bunch of giddy girls equals trouble every time." He answers.
    "Can we go in? It's our friends in there." you request

    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:25 No.18663630
    rolled 41 = 41

    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)04:26 No.18663638
    rolled 17 = 17

    smoothest talking butler
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:26 No.18663644
    rolled 28 = 28

    Sir, I have experience in these matters. I've deal with gummyBEAR level threats.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:27 No.18663649
    rolled 98 = 98

    "Also, I may be responsible for this, if it's the girls I think it is."
    >> AC-Guy 04/11/12(Wed)04:27 No.18663650
    rolled 33 = 33


    You guys are terrible at this.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:27 No.18663652
    rolled 30 = 30

    Ilyarou explodes through the door to glomp us.
    Her loli senses were tingling
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:28 No.18663656
    It's your fault for making us try to roll low.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:28 No.18663663
    rolled 72 = 72

    >> AC-Guy 04/11/12(Wed)04:29 No.18663679

    But you NEVER roll low in AC Quest!
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)04:30 No.18663682
    rolled 50 = 50

    I'm only bad at it when it really matters.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:31 No.18663693
    We need to set up an interquest barter system where we can trade low rolls from MSQ with high rolls from ACQ, in order to foster a spirit of cooperation between the two communities and to enhance our protagonists' success.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:31 No.18663695
    Because the dice are confused! They roll high there, and get yelled at for rolling high, then come here, roll low, and get yelled at for rolling low.

    What kind of message are we sending to them?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:33 No.18663705
    rolled 89 = 89

    Nah the dice are intelligent and like to troll us

    Kool aid glomp?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:34 No.18663716
    We do roll low. It just so happens to always be the second fucking roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:41 No.18663765
    When he is taking the first roll
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)04:43 No.18663784
    ACGuy takes the first roll in AC Quest.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:48 No.18663815
    That's what I meant
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)04:53 No.18663864
    "Also, I may be responsible for this, if it's the girls I think it is." you add.
    "You sure you want to go in?" he asks.
    "Positive." You tell him firmly.
    "Okay then, your funeral." HE then turns to the guys around the door.
    A path quickly forms itself through the blockade.

    You step into the cafeteria.
    The first thing you see is a table upended and resting against the wall.
    A myriad of candy wrappers litter the floor like a hurricane of sugar went through the place.
    Plates that once held trays and sweets are piled everywhere, glasses lay tumbled and empty.
    At the counter, Chef calmly continues to make notes to a list he has in his hands.

    You walk over to him.
    "Hey there." He greets you in his jovial voice "Those girls sure did a number on this place."

    WAT SAY?
    >> AC-Guy 04/11/12(Wed)04:55 No.18663879

    "Sorry about that. What's the damage?"

    Clearly referring to both our wallet and the building.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:55 No.18663883
    It seems they did, what happened to them?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)04:56 No.18663891
    Yes, yes they did. What are the damages?

    If you need more candy for your stocks I have a bag of unlimited candy lying around that can refill them, but first where are the little girls who caused this?
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)04:58 No.18663905
    "Sorry for the mess. I guess I could have thought that through a little better. What's happened?"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)05:03 No.18663948
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    "Seems like they did. What're the damages? Monetary and structural." You ask him.
    "No damage to the ol' girl at all." He answers you with a chuckle. "and by my calculations, you've run yourself around 15 guptas worth of food."
    "I see. Where are they by the way?"
    Keima and Erica tap your shoulder and point up.

    You look up to see three girls running around on the ceiling.
    Sakura, Luccinni and Illya seem to be playing a sugar fueled, gravity defying game of tag using pies.
    "Yep..." Erica says as her eyes follow the dizzying paths the girls run across the ceiling. "Just as expected."
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)05:07 No.18663983
    Well charge it to my account and what do you think we should do about them? You have more experience in this sort of thing obviously
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)05:07 No.18663988
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    New thread on 2200 4chan time.
    > Have stuff to do tonight.
    > Paranoia inducing tweets will continue
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)05:08 No.18663991
    Admit it, you are just enjoying the tears
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 04/11/12(Wed)05:12 No.18664018

    We could ask Doomrider for help. He used the anti-sugarrush syringer on Shirou after he got high on sugar.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)05:13 No.18664034
    It'll be like this, only with lolis and pie.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)05:14 No.18664038
    derp. see you guys tonight.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)05:14 No.18664039
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    Of course not.
    It's n-not like i like w-watching squirm or anything... baka!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)05:38 No.18664229
    Plan post time

    Start potion business sell in lots of 8 potions 2x drago, healing, rebounder, molotov for regular pack

    2x drago, rebounder, slider, molotov for combat

    2x light 3x medium 3x large healing for a healing kit

    All those for 2-3 guptas a pack

    Bigass bags of 16 for 5-6 per pack and they can be a full range or a dedicated first aid bag

    Now other potion ideas
    Reading speed / comprehension
    BEAR potions
    Melmo potions
    Refined gender swap potion because some people want it for trolling and other uses
    Chibi potions : make us 1-2 ft tall and an antidote. Makes it good for infiltrating areas or just having fun
    Invis potions: because other people can't go invisible
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)05:49 No.18664300
    New minions
    Mick Dundee SASR kangaroo akubra with corks
    KSK big boss wolf beret and eyepatch
    Regal lion minion cape
    FFL grey fox ( because hayate doesn't know shit about foxes ) undecided hat
    SASR TF2 sniper dingo undecided hat, opposite to KSK wolf
    Pirate shark with a pirate captains hat that shoots laser beams from a badge, possibly captain barbosa personality undecided
    Samurai Ronin Tanuki, drinks heavily and skips out on the tab, good friends with Lo they try to keep out of trabble

    New potion idea : heightened senses potion. Makes you hear, see, smell and feel your surroundings better. Very useful for both sneaking and searching surroundings
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)05:54 No.18664343
    Also we should see what else we can fiddle with to see what abilities we can augment or replicate of our allies through potions. If we can create a majaik restoration potion so we can drain ourselves when we don't need it and we can have them on hand when we do need it we could gain a significant edge in our endurance
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)05:55 No.18664356
    Majaik juice?
    Concentrated glitter soda?
    Liquid Majaik battery acid?

    I like this
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)06:00 No.18664387
    I was thinking sparkle soda but those names work too
    Basically extra majaik batteries so when we get low or our friends are low they can get a quick boost
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)07:03 No.18664699
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    >New thread on 2200 4chan time.
    First you addict us
    Then you torment us by leaving
    Then you just give treats
    When will you go back to good old schedule of two a day?
    I'm suffering from severe swag lack
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)08:09 No.18665030
    >FFL grey fox ( because hayate doesn't know shit about foxes )
    Actually, wait, this is perfect. He's FFL, so of course he's a gray fox: he's Foreign Legion! The whole point is that he's not native to France!
    I can't believe how conveniently that works out.

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