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    46 KB ARMORED CORE QUEST: IS THE DOCTOR IN? AC Guy 04/14/12(Sat)23:56 No.18717273  
    >Previous threads are here:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=AC%20Quest

    >Thread might be slow, busy trying to blow up a Red Lobster.
    >Shadowrun, not RL, that was last week.


    And today, you're going to the doctor's office.

    Dave takes you to his friend's practice. You enter sterile halls and make your way to the surgery wing.

    When you get there, you get put to sleep for the operation. Dave stays to assist in the operation.



    You didn't sleep well.
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)00:03 No.18717390
    >Anybody? Nobody? Huh. Didn't I say I was running today?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:04 No.18717404
    There hasn't really been anything to respond to.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:07 No.18717446
    I've refreshed this quest five times since you posted it.
    Six now.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:08 No.18717456

    "c-coffee, Coffee now!"
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)00:08 No.18717459

    >Yeah, good point. Just people normally chime in.


    >Sorry, friend's laptop. Giving me issues. Moreso than usual.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:08 No.18717467
    >busy trying to blow up a Red Lobster.
    >have to move my mammoth tusk
    >couch caught on fire
    You have the weirdest hobbies...
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:10 No.18717487
    To be fair, the Red Lobster is in character in a Shadowrun game.

    The other stuff, I don't know.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:11 No.18717501
    Just saw this hell yeah at the start of AC quest!
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:14 No.18717530
    Another person here, waiting on things to comment on.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:16 No.18717554
    same here, just waiting.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:17 No.18717559
    Uh, remember what nightmare I had?
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)00:17 No.18717560
    Looking around the Hanger, you notice that it's a lot quieter than it should be for this time of day.

    >Give me a roll for percetion, target 40.
    >Also, I fucking hate this laptop. OH MY GOD, it eats posts and it's taken me how long to type this? Fucking Cloudflare issues.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:18 No.18717572
    rolled 100 = 100


    If we don't notice anything shrug about it being quiet and get a cup of coffee.

    Sorry about the laptop, write things up in notepad first and copy paste so you don't lose anything?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:19 No.18717585
    Off to a great start.
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)00:23 No.18717642
    rolled 7, 3 = 10


    You don't notice anything odd.

    Which in itself is odd, seeing as how quiet it is.

    You go to get a cup of coffee....
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:23 No.18717644
    Did we decide on dice pools? Or we sticking with normal rules?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:25 No.18717667
    Dice pools eventually. Trying (and failing to) roll under is just tradition at this point.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:26 No.18717683
    could we use a fate point for that roll?
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)00:27 No.18717693

    >I would have averaged, but nobody else rolled.
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)00:28 No.18717712
    rolled 4 = 4


    >Sure. Give me another roll, while I find out how many points you have.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:28 No.18717719
    Blarg, I thought about rolling when I asked but didn't because I didn't think it would count.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:29 No.18717725
    Uhhh... What the fuck is going on? Why are we in the hanger?

    If you can't post with this laptop, maybe you should not do the quest tonight.
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)00:29 No.18717726

    >The answer is 2 points apparently.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:29 No.18717734
    Wait, what?
    You always took the first one before. When I saw that someone had already rolled, I assumed it was too late.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:29 No.18717745
    rolled 58 = 58

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:30 No.18717752
    rolled 58 = 58

    Here's hoping for a much lower roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:31 No.18717765
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    I was going to. But then I thought, "Hey, what if there's an AC standing in the middle of the room."

    And we rolled bad enough to miss it. Whoops.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:31 No.18717766
    rolled 2 = 2

    Let's try to reduce that average
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:32 No.18717775
    Perspective change to Lawrence.
    Makes sense for him to be in the Hangar.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:32 No.18717777
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    Oh hey, it's AC Quest.
    Not that I care about any of you.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:32 No.18717778
    rolled 34 = 34

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:32 No.18717781
    holy crap i have been wandering around /tg/ looking for this for an hour, i finaly find it and its been up for half an hour with almost no posts >_<
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:33 No.18717793

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:33 No.18717802
    If we're just doing the first three.
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)00:34 No.18717804

    >We switched perspective characters, Lawrence is still in the Hanger. Alex is unconscious in a hospital.


    >Was going to switch it for a while, since people complained, see how it works out.


    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:34 No.18717809
    also Praise be to the /tg/ gods for returning AC-Guy to us
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)00:36 No.18717834

    >Huh, alright then give me a sec.
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)00:39 No.18717881
    rolled 69 = 69

    You take a look around a realize.

    Where is everyone?

    Then you notice something out of the corner of your eye...

    Something man shaped, and dropping at you with a club.

    >Roll initiative. Beat mine by ten.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:40 No.18717896
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:40 No.18717898
    rolled 42 = 42

    Club is bad. Avoid club.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:41 No.18717907
    rolled 43 = 43

    Forgot my dice.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:41 No.18717910
    rolled 37 = 37

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:41 No.18717923
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    >> 1d100 Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:42 No.18717934
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)00:43 No.18717940
    rolled 94 = 94



    >Choose action:

    [ ] Dodge.
    [ ] Parry.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:43 No.18717946
    rolled 49 = 49

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:43 No.18717951
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:44 No.18717956
    rolled 74 = 74

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:44 No.18717964
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:44 No.18717967
    Dodge, we don't have a weapon on us.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:45 No.18717975
    >[x] Parry.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:45 No.18717994
    we dont know that, we might i dont think it was stated, i mean after alex got mugged and beaten id think we'd all start carry heat
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:46 No.18718000
    rolled 45 = 45

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:46 No.18718013
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)00:47 No.18718019
    rolled 77 = 77

    >Counter wins apparently

    You reach behind you and snag the first thing your hand meets, and bring the large pipe-wrench up in a vicious arc.

    >Beat my roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:47 No.18718032
    rolled 43 = 43

    It's pipe-wrench time!
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:48 No.18718039
    rolled 23 = 23

    lets do this
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:49 No.18718061
    rolled 75 = 75

    Cross-counter, bitchs.
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)00:49 No.18718063

    >Averageing in the 30's.

    >Give me 2d12 for damage.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:49 No.18718066
    rolled 15 = 15

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:49 No.18718076
    rolled 12, 2 = 14

    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)00:50 No.18718079

    >SOOOO fucking lucky...
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:50 No.18718081
    rolled 6, 12 = 18

    Let's do this thing!
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:50 No.18718084
    rolled 6, 12 = 18

    awww yeah
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)00:50 No.18718099

    >A 12!

    >give me a roll for crit, target 30.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:51 No.18718106
    Just like in real Armored Core, I have skipped all the brainless chatter. Check the radar! Is anything on it colored red, blue, or yellow? If yes, then fly towards it and shoot lasers, missiles, bullets, or sword lasers at it! We'll find out if it's too powerful when we get to that part.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:51 No.18718114
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:51 No.18718116
    rolled 24 = 24

    Critical Wrench Blows?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:52 No.18718125
    rolled 14 = 14

    here we go d100 right?
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)00:52 No.18718133

    >That's awesome and hilarious. I'll give you the extra four damage.


    >Another d12 sir.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:52 No.18718135


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    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:54 No.18718164
    rolled 11 = 11

    Gonna kick ass with our wrench.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:54 No.18718174
    >blowing up a Red Lobster
    >in Shadowrun

    T...Two-Dee? Is that you?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:55 No.18718181
    rolled 3 = 3

    crit wrench powers!
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:55 No.18718188
    Watch this person just be like Ari trying to fuck with us or something and we're gonna send her to the ER
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:55 No.18718189
    There are different ways to play different games. I know Armored Core well. This is how it is played.
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)00:57 No.18718219

    >29 damage.


    You let go of the wrench mid swing, letting it fly. It soars straight into the man's stomach, and he falls, dropping his club on the way. You walk over to him, and make sure he doesn't get up anytime soon.

    >SEARCHING THE BASE. Give me a d100.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:57 No.18718221
    Well, okay. Actually, I'll admit that I skipped the part where I spend hours carefully designing a robot. I assumed we're just using the stock model, though, since no missions appear to have been completed yet and we can't afford any good weaponry.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:57 No.18718229
    rolled 50 = 50

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:57 No.18718230
    That is because From Software cannot into writing.

    AC Guy is a different story.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:57 No.18718233
    Luck be a lady tonight!
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:58 No.18718240
    rolled 28 = 28

    eye eye capt
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)00:58 No.18718245

    >Heh. No, we did it for a totally different reason.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:58 No.18718246
    what is the guy wearing and can we loot it?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:58 No.18718249
    rolled 22 = 22

    I can't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and fuck up our winning streak
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:58 No.18718253
    rolled 19 = 19

    Searchan' gaems.

    So who do we think this guy's working for? Mooch's dad or Nineball's mysterious backers/enemies?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:59 No.18718258
    rolled 16 = 16

    Maybe we should see if Mooch is around.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:00 No.18718275

    Fuck, I'm falling down all these good rolls!
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:00 No.18718278
    I'd think Mooch's Dad is off the hunt for now... So I'm guessing Nineball's crew.

    Seconding the observation of what he's wearing by the way.

    >average dice rolls for a thread
    >everyone rolls amazing enough to pull through on one roll anyway
    These fucking dice, man.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:02 No.18718315
    Meddle not in the affairs of /tg/ dice, anonymous fa/tg/uy, for they are subtle, and quick to anger.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:03 No.18718338
    to night the /tg/ gods are with us tonight, they must be making up for our lack of progress yesterday
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)01:04 No.18718353

    You find the others quickly, obviously they had been quietly taken care of.

    One of the mechanics comes back from a coffee run, and helps you check on the people. They aren't dead, merely unconscious.

    Then you realize why they're they're alive.

    That bomb would deal with them nicely.

    >What do?

    [ ] Attempt to disarm.
    [ ] Try to transport the bomb to a safe distance.
    [ ] See if the mechanic has any ideas.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)01:05 No.18718372
    Oh fuck. Ask the mechanic.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:06 No.18718376

    If anyone would know how to disarm a bomb, he would. Also ask the mechanic.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:06 No.18718377
    [ ] See if the mechanic has any ideas.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:06 No.18718382
    >[x] See if the mechanic has any ideas.
    They ARE a mechanic after all.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:06 No.18718390
    See if the mechanic has any ideas, before we do anything check if it has a movement based explosion device, if not we're surrounded by a fuckton of desert, plenty of space to just toss the bomb. Also find out how much time we think we have and the size of the bomb and what we thing the yield will be.
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)01:07 No.18718399

    >OM NOM NOM.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:07 No.18718408

    Worst case we get him to spool up our core REALLY FUCKING FAST and drive that shit outside the city limits.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:07 No.18718409
    Asking the mechanic is as good as anything.
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    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)01:12 No.18718486
    Man, seriously. Maybe not worst timeing evar, but it's pretty close.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:20 No.18718590
    rolled 30 = 30

    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)01:26 No.18718667

    >Back. Pizza guy was SUCH an asshole.

    >I don't care if you can't break a 50! give me my 20 bucks of pizza and take your best tip ever.

    >What the hell man.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)01:27 No.18718681
    The fuck is wrong with him?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:27 No.18718685
    Did you

    did you really just pay 50 for a 20 dollar pizza

    fuck, this board is SO much better than /v/
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)01:32 No.18718746
    You ask the mechanic what he can do.

    "I might be able to disarm it, but bombs are more my sister's thing."

    You recognize him from the other day. "Wait, your brother fights ninjas for vengeance, you sister's the fucking Unibomber... what the hell is up with your family?"

    "Man, I don't even know. I fucking turn wrenches for a living. I missed out on all the crazy awesome genes."

    [ ] Let him try to disarm it.
    [ ] Try to disarm it yourself.
    [ ] Try to send the bomb AWAY.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:34 No.18718773
    >[x] Try to send the bomb AWAY.
    Unless the bomb has the timer set in such a way that it goes off at 8:12. Then we disarm that shit, because we do NOT want to go to Garhalla just yet.
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)01:34 No.18718782

    >I tried to. He wouldn't let me. I had to go the fuck BACK INSIDE and get a friend to break my 50.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:35 No.18718808
    Also if your pizza guys wont take a $30 tip i'd gladly take it
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:36 No.18718817
    Let him try to disarm it. Thanks to his sister he might have some experience with bombs and I have a bad feeling that the bomb will go off if moved
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:36 No.18718819
    I'd rather not risk us blowing it up, ask if he can at least tell if it has a motion activated detonation. If it does have him try to disarm it, he has a better shot I think, if it doesn't get it the fuck out of here, if we have time use an AC or at least a heavy equipment mover. If he can't tell, hope for the best and get it the hell out of here.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:37 No.18718829
    dam, i hope you didnt tip him
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:37 No.18718834
    Unless Lawrence has been hiding some bomb cracking skills from us, now is the time to play football. And by that I mean the bomb is the ball, we need a touchdown, and the goal post is out in the middle of the desert.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:39 No.18718862
    By the way, ACguy, just realized that Hope isn't referring to...Hope, B.C. is it?
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)01:40 No.18718882

    >Congratulations sir, you win the 'most convoluted awkward metaphor' award.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:41 No.18718897
    What happens if I make a more convoluted metaphor, does that mean he loses the award and I get it?
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)01:43 No.18718915

    >Well this is going in an interesting direction....
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:43 No.18718918
    Let him try to disarm it.
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)01:45 No.18718952
    rolled 11 = 11

    "Can you disarm it?"

    "I can try."

    >He's aiming for a 40.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:46 No.18718966
    >3 degrees of success

    Like a wrench-wielding BAUS
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:46 No.18718975
    rolled 34 = 34

    Gogo bomb skillz
    >> dice+1d100 Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:49 No.18719016
    here we agogo
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:49 No.18719022
    Aw man don't be like that. We're all buddies here.

    Also wtf why is this thread rolling so well. Is it because we're Lawrence right now?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:49 No.18719033
    rolled 46 = 46

    god damit i hate it when that happens
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:50 No.18719053
    I didn't have any immediate plans to do anything like that, but I do end up making extremely convoluted metaphors sometimes, I want the future of any awards to be clear-cut so we can keep score properly.
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)01:51 No.18719058


    He deftly removes the wire, then separates the blasting caps, disassembles the detonator, and separates the various components.

    In about 15 seconds the bomb is reduced to a few neat piles.

    "Is that it?"

    "Yeah. Yeah it is."

    "I'm impressed."

    "Me too."



    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:51 No.18719068
    >aims for 40
    >gets 11
    Yeah... pretty sure you did get some of them awesome genes...
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:52 No.18719075
    Grab pills.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:52 No.18719080
    rolled 80 = 80

    oh god why! why all the time ME!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)01:52 No.18719083
    Swear. Profusely. And loudly.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:52 No.18719087
    Assuming they're no longer cutting into us and the procedure is done with scream a bit and ask for a bucket of morphine.

    If we still have scalpels in us and the operation is underway tough it out so we don't disturb the operation.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:53 No.18719089
    Jesus fuck can't we get some morphine?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:53 No.18719096
    Alright, I'm cool with that.

    We have two faces. Let's scream with them.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:54 No.18719102
    >> AC Guy 04/15/12(Sun)01:54 No.18719110
    >Going AFK, Going HOME.

    >Will be offline for somewhere from 30-45 minutes. Maybe an hour tops.

    >Sorry the thread was a little fucked today, was trying to run it while playing Shadowrun with my friends.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:54 No.18719112
    AC Quest: I have two mouths, and I must scream
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:56 No.18719128

    Ask for Mom and Elsie. Not necessarily in that order. Also look around.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:56 No.18719137
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    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)02:00 No.18719184
    I think that'll do.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:04 No.18719221
    rolled 33 = 33

    so he's gone now, do we...do we post the robot porn now?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:11 No.18719278
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    ill start off with some light shit
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    and now to get the party started
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)02:19 No.18719372
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:22 No.18719399
    please, do try and keep tasteful.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:22 No.18719404
    My word... you can see her circuits!
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    draw me like one of your french girls
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    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/15/12(Sun)02:41 No.18719586
    Hmm, well my AdEva game didn't run as long as I thought it would, AC Quest is probably still on-

    > Quick, AC Guy's gone, Robot porn time!

    ...Why am I not surprised?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)02:43 No.18719604
    Oh, Soundwave, I could never hate you. Even when you look like some sort of shitty drone. Or some bullshit satellite. Actually, the satellite's not too bad.
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    >Welcome to /tg/
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    Damn robots getting with our women.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:52 No.18719681
    Dude, those chicks are totally both robots.
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    >Damn robot women getting with our robot women
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)02:54 No.18719704
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    Damn robot women indeed
    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)03:08 No.18719814

    >Hey guys, I'm BACK.

    >I'm so glad to be using my shitty mac again, instead of my friend's laptop.

    >I am WAAAY to used to and comfortable with the bullshit this rig gives me than the other bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:08 No.18719815
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    so is it time to "lay down" yet?
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/15/12(Sun)03:09 No.18719820
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    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)03:09 No.18719827
    We've got to work through this indescribable pain, first.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:10 No.18719829
    carp he's back quickly hide the robot porn
    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)03:11 No.18719839

    >Please, there is little you can do to scandalize me.

    >I play Armored Core for fuck's sake.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:12 No.18719851
    Oh good! Now can we finally scream with both of our faces? You know, the one we were born with and the one we took from Nineball.

    ...you know, the Core kill markers we paint on our core should look like little smiley faces.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)03:14 No.18719868
    >...you know, the Core kill markers we paint on our core should look like little smiley faces.
    Man, I was thinking something quite similar.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:15 No.18719888
    sounds like a plan, also smiley faces forthewin
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:16 No.18719902
    or ginger cookies
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:19 No.18719926
    well shit guys, i like this one too
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:21 No.18719937
    Gingerbread men with their heads strewn about. The heads are smiling.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:21 No.18719941
    >welcome back


    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:21 No.18719943
    ^this i like
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:22 No.18719947

    Why not gingerbread men with a bite taken out of whatever we did to them? Headless / armless / etc.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:30 No.18720029
    oh god its been twenty minutes since AC-Guy posted something, everyone panic
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:33 No.18720046
    I blame all the robot pron, nice job guys hes going for the high score.
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    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:39 No.18720122
    thanks guys
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:40 No.18720126
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    Where have you gone, AC-Guy?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:40 No.18720141
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:41 No.18720142
    Oh cruel spiteful gods of /tg/ why hath thou forsaken us
    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)03:42 No.18720152
    "How you feeling Buddy?" Dave asks as the anesthesia wears off.

    "AAAHHHHHH!" You answer.

    "Ah. Right then, let's get some happy juice into you."


    "Hold up, I got it right around here....."


    Dave picks up a rather large syringe. "Right-o, morphine cocktail. Should numb the worst of it, hold on...."

    Elsie walks in the room and calms you down enough so that Dave can inject you. After a minute the pain goes down to a dull throb in your chest.

    You hear your friends talking just out of ear-shot, or so they seem to think. "Dave, what the hell was that? I've seen him hurt before. He's just BARELY got over the neural feedback from hope when he got jumped. But all that, he barely even flinched. Normally when he gets hurt he gets focused. Or just angry. I've never seen him just..."

    "Yeah, I hear you. What we just did was basically cut him open and forcibly WELD his fucking ribs back together, instead of letting them heal naturally. I told him it would be painful, I just don't think he really UNDERSTOOD."

    "I don't think he cared. He's been... different lately. I mean, Hope.... losing our home did something to all of us. Laurie has nightmares, I can't sleep without Alex like he's a fucking teddy bear or something..... And he's gotten focused. For all the shit he gives us about it not being our fault, I think he really blames himself. It's almost like he doesn't even care about him anymore."

    [ ] Go talk to them.
    [ ] Keep listening.
    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)03:43 No.18720162
    >Am somewhat slow on the big posts.


    >I find your discomfort and fear hilarious by the way.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:43 No.18720166
    [x] Keep listening.

    We should hear what she has to say.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:44 No.18720175
    keep listening
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:44 No.18720177

    Eavesdropping is fun. Talking would probably just hurt our chest more.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:45 No.18720185
    Keep listening, she's not going to let this out in front of us most of the time, she wants to support us and not add to our burden, so listen. We won't be that coherent anyway, our ribs just got welded and we're still in pain.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:45 No.18720186
    keep listening
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)03:45 No.18720191
    What do our Elf Ears tell us?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:46 No.18720198
    [X] Keep listening

    Might as well, I mean the potential for horrible pain is still there if we get up.
    Let's enjoy not being beaten up for once.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:46 No.18720201
    >[x] Keep listening.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:48 No.18720217
    [ ] Keep listening.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:48 No.18720221
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:50 No.18720232
    [X] Keep listening.

    Just for a bit more. If things go waaay to sad then speak up.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)03:55 No.18720277
    Yeah, I was asking for that.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:55 No.18720281
    Adding one more to the consensus.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:04 No.18720363
    oh god he's not posting again DX
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)04:05 No.18720369
    No, he's working on it.
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    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:07 No.18720387

    It's been more than 25 minutes now.
    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)04:10 No.18720418
    "You're freaking out over all this a lot more than I thought. I'm guessing you don't want Alex to know?"

    "God, we just pushed leadership onto him, Mooch dropped his bombshell, all that... I think it's getting to him. All the stress. The other day when he freaked out on Ari.... He actually told me he was so angry that if she was anybody else, he might've killed her over that."

    Dave let's out a low whistle. "But something's bothering you. He's a lot better at deflecting uncomfortable topics than you are."

    "....Yeah.... It's mostly about us. I mean, me and him."


    "I mean, we sorta had a moment right before Hope fell. And he clearly cares about me, a lot. But I mean, should we be dating? I'm kinda scared that some part of me is convinced that if I'm not on him he'll just walk away. Like I'm having sex with him just to keep him close. I mean, he was always there through all the bad shit in my life. I'm really freaking out because.... because some part of me is worried that I don't really love him. That I'm just using him to keep from having my head explode."
    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)04:11 No.18720422

    That hit you like a ton of bricks. It takes you a minute to realize Dave had something to say on the topic. ".... and besides that, we kinda knew it. ALL OF US. Hell, fucking Sells had a pool on how long it would take you two to hook up. El, I know that all this shit has been getting to us all, but I know this. He loves you. Other than maybe, MAYBE his sister, he cares more about you than anybody. You're just scared of rejection. Whatever else happens, I don't think it'll come to that. Besides, as much as you're trying to dance around the topic, you're head over heels for him. It's obvious to everybody who even looks at you two. The difference in the last few days? He finally fucking NOTICED. You're just not used to the idea he loves you back. Give it time."

    "....Thanks Dave. I actually just feel better getting that off my chest. Though do me a favor? Don't tell him about this."

    "Your secrets are safe we me, same as always."

    "You know, I never asked you why you went out of your way for me so much."

    "Well duh, that's because I love you."

    "What? Like friends?"

    "Yeah, now. Wasn't always like that."

    "And you've never said anything?"

    "It was pretty obvious you never felt the same. Besides, old wounds long healed. I'm gonna go give Larry his dosh, go grab Alex. I'd like to get him home so he can relax where we can watch him before that morphine wears off."

    You act like you didn't hear all that as you go outside. You aren't even sure how to bring it up.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:13 No.18720438
    I think we need to give her a good hand squeeze when next it is opportune
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:14 No.18720446
    Simple answer to that. We're not bringing it up.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:14 No.18720447
    Walk out, hey snookums my ribcage is augmented now, pretty cool. Ow, it hurts to laugh.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:15 No.18720452
    No bringing that up. It can only end in tears. Hell. It's already bad that we even heard that. Doubt is a powerful force and it has been sown.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:15 No.18720453
    fuck, how do we cope with that man, all we know is bad advice from our mother and piloting giant kill bots, fuck our lack of life experience
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)04:18 No.18720471
    Hurts to laugh? Hurts to live, more like.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:18 No.18720475
    We deal with it the same way we've dealt with everything else so far. We keep on going, we've got too much on our plate right now to consider whether this is going to explode or not. We care for her, she cares for us, there is going to be oddities when on the day after you start going out your town explodes, don't bring it up and hope to hell it blows over.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:18 No.18720476
    So don't bring it up. Thank Dave for the painkillers though they kept us a little out of it for a while there.
    Get home and get some rest.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:20 No.18720489
    Yeah. No bringing that up. We can act (subtly) on the knowledge, but we were passed out for that and Elsie plainly stated she'd rather we don't know.

    The thing about Dave, well shit that's the past.

    Let's focus on being there for Elsie and being strong for everyone who's depending on us.

    We are Alex motherfucking Raston.

    And our ribcage is augmented.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)04:22 No.18720509
    >And our ribcage is augmented.
    But isn't it just temporary? I can't recall, now.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:23 No.18720514
    after all that pain i cant beleave that we would still want this as a temp upgrade
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:23 No.18720515
    well yeah but whatever we need a catchphrase for the moment

    i dont know
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:24 No.18720521
    Yeah, we went for the cheaper temporary just to fix our ribs. When we aren't quite as strapped for cash we might want to get it permanent because of how much time we spend getting beaten up.
    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)04:30 No.18720575

    When you get home, you see Mooch doing first aid to most of your crew. Ari looks like she got put in a choke hold. Some guy dressed like a ninja is tied to a work bench, and Laurie is having a beer with one of your support crew.

    "What's going on?"

    Mooch hears the question and taps some control, and you see a couple of security clips.

    In the first one you see the ninja take out several of your support staff with a silent mastery of martial arts. The next you see the same ninja choke out your sister. In the next he's planting a bomb.

    In the clip after that, you see him do a flying leap at Laurie, who then grabs a 30 pound pipe wrench and fucking takes him out of the air with it, before casually curb-stomping him.

    Then the engineer Laurie's drinking with walks in, and the two of them find the bomb. Moments later, the bomb is diffused.

    The short video starts to loop. Elsie looks at it and gives Laurie a nod that he returns between sips. Mooch explains that the video was more efficient method of telling you what happened.

    Dave finally blurts out "What the fuck? We leave for like three ours and Laurie becomes a fucking action hero?"

    Mooch tells you that he's going to interrogate the guy later. You call the diner and not long after passing on everybody's orders, your mother arrives with the delivery guy, who explains that he offered her a ride back from where she was having coffee with his Mom when the order came through.

    The rest of the evening passed in a tired blur, before you make your way to bed. Elsie seems to have forgotten her earlier threat as the two of you go to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:33 No.18720596

    Ninjas came to bite us in the ass I see... Damn that glorious mechanic
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:34 No.18720609

    He threatened Ari?

    After we extract every scrap of information on him, we're going to strap him to a the sole of our AC's feet and we're going to take a walk around town.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:34 No.18720610
    Awesome Mechanic is credit to team.
    He needs a name.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:35 No.18720612
    so how many times do we have to wake up to pop pain killers?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:36 No.18720618
    nah, let's try juggling him, first. Getting walked on is too quick a death, not enough fear and pain.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:36 No.18720620

    They... Left the ninja wearing his clothing and facemask when they tied him to the bench?

    This seems ill advised. Ninjas are sneaky bastards. Let's get a look at his face, and divest him of all of the throwing knives in his boots and cunningly concealed lockpicks up his sleeves.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)04:37 No.18720629
    No, he choked Ari. He Did Her an Injury.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:38 No.18720637
    He didn't threaten her; he assaulted her and choked her out. In the morning, we are going to go to town on that guy's face with a ball-peen hammer.
    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)04:38 No.18720638

    >Dave gave you like 400mg of morphine earlier.

    >If you weren't half way to the grave with pain, that would kick your ass. As it is, you're pretty much cool until like noon-ish tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:41 No.18720664
    Guys, guys. Let's not over-react here. I'm fairly sure we can come up with inventive ways to get information out of him that don't involve grevious bodily harm. After all, we don't want any odd questions on /us/ when we get around to dropping him off with the proper authorities.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:42 No.18720666
    Observe if ninja is in familiar garb! OBSEEEEERVE

    I figure it's related since he seemed to take an alternate approach to our sister.

    Also. That mechanic. He needs a name so we can follow it up with gratuitous amounts of FUCK YEAH. And up his pay.

    Also yeah mom gettin some action?

    Oh by the way, we DID use condoms when we unfed Elsie the first time right? I could see AC guy throwing that at us down the line from now. Outta nowhere fucking pregnancy!
    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)04:44 No.18720681

    >I have a fully stocked Chekhov's Armory at this point. Elsie getting knocked up is the least of your concerns. You haven't even SPOTTED some of the shit I've more or less stated.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:44 No.18720682
    Nah bro drunk bareback and sloppy, thats the way are moma raised us
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:45 No.18720695
    Truly the DM I love to hate
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)04:49 No.18720717
    >You haven't even SPOTTED some of the shit I've more or less stated.
    And I probably never will.
    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)04:55 No.18720757

    >I think I'm going to give you guys a freebie, since I think I'm gonna have to cut out early tonight.

    >Remember the rules thread? How I made a list of things I wanted to do?

    >Expect all of them to combine in some way with hints I've been dropping in the actual threads.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:56 No.18720762
    400mg of Morphine would probably kill us actually.
    And if it didn't, we'd be pretty woozy and shit.
    Also kinda lousy for what we're going through.
    Morphine acts on the brain, rather than the nerves, so it would still REALLY FUCKING HURT, we just wouldn't notice because we would be OUT OF IT.
    Also, he needs to stop giving us that stuff.
    Addiction rate greater than friggin' Heroin.
    Oh crap, I just spotted one of the Chekov's Guns, didn't I?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:59 No.18720787
    FFFFFFFFFFffffffffffff i guess its off to rehab for us then
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:03 No.18720819
    I can safely tell you that any sort of clues you consider obvious will be more or less completely opaque to us. We know the generalities of the world and the rules, but absolutely everything that matters is up in your head connected by things you've made. This is a GM thing I've noticed, assuming your players will think in the same way you do.

    Not criticizing, just informing. I for one am not going to even put any effort into thinking about it. If I could I'd prefer to make some rolls to see if Alex knows or figures out something, which is how I usually handle these things.
    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)05:03 No.18720821

    >No actually.
    >Pain killers are MUCH less addicting when your in serious pain, since it's making the pain stop, not getting you high.
    >The drugs Dave had you on prior were not Opioids.
    >He only gave you the SERIOUS stuff because you were in HILARIOUS AMOUNTS OF PAIN.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:05 No.18720829
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:09 No.18720866
    so i think we should wait till every one falls asleep, fighting are drug induced stupor, go find the bitch that choked are sister and shove are hard cock through his eye and skull fuck him..... or think we did because we are high off are ass
    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)05:10 No.18720872

    >[mom gettin some action?]

    >I just noticed this.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)05:11 No.18720880
    Oh, I was really just commenting on my own obliviousness.

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:13 No.18720890
    Probably thinking that she and the delivery boy were planing on boinking.

    >your mother arrives with the delivery guy, who explains that he offered her a ride back

    Not noticing that she was actually there having coffee with the nice lady at the diner.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:30 No.18721040
    All that horrible pain.

    We really should have gone for permanent solution. 50k is not that much of money anyway when we're looking forward to tens if not hundreds of millions.

    Is it too late for retcon?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:32 No.18721048
    I feel you bro, we lost that fight by one freaking vote
    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)05:33 No.18721053


    >Plus, you got less than a million on an SA.

    >You will be earning that money.

    >On the plus side, by the end of the next thread you should be in a position to GIANT ROBOTS again.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)05:34 No.18721056
    >Is it too late for retcon?
    Probably. Though I'm sure we could talk to Dave about if it's possible to transition from the temporary solution to the permanent augment.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:35 No.18721063
    Too late. We could have easily made up the cost, and now if we do get the permanent version that'll eat up another day as we go under the knife.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:36 No.18721075
    not to mention all that PAIN again.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:37 No.18721080
    so you got anything else planed for the night or can i go to bed now?
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/15/12(Sun)05:37 No.18721081
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:38 No.18721096
    >Plus, you got less than a million on an SA.

    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)05:38 No.18721101

    Mostly just Q&A.

    Maybe do another Crunch thread in a day or two, if I can set it up early.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:38 No.18721102

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:39 No.18721103
    We only had 80k and technically are already 3.5 million in the hole. And with our rolls in combat we are going to need all that money to fix our core. We had to spend that 10k to save 3 months of healing.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:39 No.18721108
    I vote for a DM fiat, have Dave and the others bought the perm up grade for us without us knowing
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/15/12(Sun)05:39 No.18721110
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:42 No.18721134
    Massive debts exist for a reason. And the reason is that you don't have to pay them immediately.
    We probably have a decade window to pay off that debt.

    Of course, the sooner, the better.

    if DM agrees, then I support but I'm not that distraught about the situation... it's just a shame we missed that opportunity. Alex's fights are only going to get worse from now on, we need all the protection we can get.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:44 No.18721153
    Alex didn't ask for this
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:44 No.18721157
    Thats what makes it a DM fiat, its just him being nice to us
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:45 No.18721160
    True but, our people live in a shanty town and the faster we get cash the faster they get to live better. Plus, our horrible rolls aside its always smart to have spare cash.
    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)05:45 No.18721166

    Ranking for jobs and pilots use the same scale.

    D,C,B,A,S,SA,SS are the most used ones. Generally people don't bother ranking above SS because that's abut the point where people start throwing nukes around.

    Basically, it's a rough idea of how good a pilot/how hard a job is.

    Alex is currently rated as a B.

    The job with the bandit that brought about 700k in was SA.


    Yeah, that'd go over well. "Well Alex, I know you anted to be just healed and not waste the money, but we decided to ignore and then LIE to you."
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)05:45 No.18721170
    I'm just sayin', man.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:48 No.18721194
    hey id hope my friends would do nice things for me and also stop me from making retarded mistakes, like having to experience that kind of pain more than once, also they haven't mentioned them being temp parts since the surgery
    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)05:49 No.18721198


    I like how you guys just assume there's no downsides to this shit.

    Did you stop to wonder about the fact that, despite the fact that all pilots get their hands on some serious dosh, VERY FEW of them opt to have such a procedure done? And that a lot of them that can afford to just take the time to heal naturally do?

    You guys didn't exactly grill Dave for the list of side effects earlier.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:50 No.18721211
    So we spend another 10k the next time our ribs get broken? And the time after that?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:51 No.18721228
    I think if our ribs get broken again, we can spring for the permanent ones.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:51 No.18721230
    Well, for what it's worth, the cost of repairing augmented ribs is probably higher than repairing bog standard...
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:51 No.18721232
    We'll have to ask later, but honestly given our financial situation as well as the number of people after our ass we couldn't afford to be out of commission for two months. I hope the side effects aren't too bad.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:52 No.18721238
    Can we please shut up about our ribs so we can move on?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)05:52 No.18721243
    If it happens again, we can get more information, and decide if we really need to save the time that healing naturally would take.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:53 No.18721248
    Really? I assumed that if there were any drawback that Dave would certainly mention them to us. He is a freaking doctor, why would he hold back such information even if we don't ask for it?

    Well, we can't really move on till OP makes an update, can we?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:53 No.18721249
    also, Dave probably wouldn't have mentioned it if it was too faustian
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:54 No.18721258
    reading quests, playing AC5, while on break from kitchen work.

    this day is turning out pretty good.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)05:55 No.18721269
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    Where are you?
    Why does everyone I like always leave me?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:13 No.18721413
    I bet his shitty mac died on him
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    We kill all that you love
    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)06:18 No.18721433

    I'm still here, I just don't have much to talk about.

    I already said I was ending the main part of the thread early.

    About an hour ago, actually.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:19 No.18721439
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    I'll kill every last one of you Arschlöcher before I let that happen!
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:20 No.18721452
    Wouldn't the permanent solution make us basically a Plus?

    I'm smelling synch rate shenanigans here...
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:21 No.18721458
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    Oh. Missed that.
    Well it's not like I cared or anything, I just figured it'd be a problem for me if you were dead cause then I'd have nothing to do with my free time.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:21 No.18721462
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    Mech fight to the death lets do this thing
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:23 No.18721474
    (Hold on, at what point in the respective series are we fighting, because if Asuka is at "Mama is with me" power level there's no way anything from any Gundam series except MAYBE G Gundam could take Unit-02 down. Hell, even if she isn't, it's still like throwing a two year old in the ring with the fucking Undertaker.)
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:25 No.18721486
    when are you running the next one?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:25 No.18721487
    Full powered Turn A could easily (teleporting beam shots inside cockpits, nanomachines disassembling everything, etc). Also Colony Drops, Colony Lasers, Solar Rays, etc.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)06:25 No.18721490
    >like throwing a two year old in the ring with the fucking Undertaker.
    So obviously the babby wins, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:26 No.18721492
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    Z-ZZ vintage, an era of war manly men fighting with manly machines of manwar, and much death in manly explosions of passion
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:27 No.18721499
    Unless they can run away for five minutes.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:27 No.18721504
    How am I going to stop some big mean EVA unit from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: drop a colony. And if that don't work, drop more colonies.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:29 No.18721514
    cut the umbilical cord, bitch i run on a nuclear generator
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:29 No.18721515
    Okay, yeah, forgot to factor in Turn A
    But still:
    followed by
    Took down a numerically superior foe and only lost because they had hax and she ran out of battery. Like, worse hax than the AT Field, which is basically pure distilled hax.
    What you got bitches?
    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)06:31 No.18721525

    >Wants to 'borg.


    Oh wait, you're serious.

    Please, let me laugh even harder: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Seriously though, That's a slightly less than fantastic idea, for reasons that won't come up for a while.

    Even though you kinda already got an in character warning.


    I've been shooting for daily. Not sure I can keep the streak alive, but I do know I'm like two weeks from taking the 'longest continuous run' with having a thread every day from MSQ, because of a couple days he missed.

    I think that'd be nifty. I already hold the record for Giant Robot games in that category.

    How long did Zeon Quest run for thread count? That's my goal. I want to beat out fucking apologized if I can.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:32 No.18721530
    also mass production models, an EVA is built for low number combat, not fighting a swarm of mechs
    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)06:32 No.18721535

    >How kill an Eva.

    Third impact.

    By which I mean we drop a colony the size of Texas on it.

    Failing that, we put Armuro in the Turn-8, and feed her to the fucking White Devil.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:33 No.18721539
    AT field. Jump straight up, project the field below you, push down.
    Congratulations, you just crushed an entire swarm of small enemies.
    But yeah, I was assuming a one-on-one fight.
    Which is completely unfair in favor of an Eva.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:34 No.18721545
    >wants to beat MSQ's longest continuous run
    >want to beat Zeon quest thread count

    God speed, AC-Guy. God speed.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:35 No.18721547
    116 threads, you've got one long road ahead of you if that is your goal. I'll be with you every step of the way, well almost every one I occasionally have a life, not often but it does happen.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:37 No.18721564
    We never find out if Unit-02 CAN do it, but honestly, if it hadn't been suffered metaphor rape from the Lancea Longini, it just might have considering she finally realized that mama was with her the whole time.
    I could see Kyoko-sama being a right bitch if you fuck with her daughter, considering the only parts of her soul that are in Unit-02 are the parts that know and love Asuka.
    Of course now we're in full on speculation mode.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:38 No.18721566
    I'm pretty sure Commander quest has beaten that by a long shot.
    Let me check.... yep, 170 threads.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)06:39 No.18721582
    But is Commander Quest about Giant Effin' Robutts?

    I honestly have no idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:40 No.18721587
    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)06:40 No.18721588

    Actually, It'd almost be funner to make him do it in the Alex.

    Or shit, how about any of the Protags from Wing?

    Heero's let him see the fucking future and had a gun that can and has blown up space stations. It can also fly.

    I mean, Eva is cool and all, but outside their element, they aren't quite as awesome. Not saying Gundam is Be-All, End-All, but a lot of these giant robot things... you give them one thing they don't normally deal with, and the whole thing collapses.

    You know what fight I would pay to see? Nine-Ball in the Heavy Arms Kai (the one from Endless Waltz) Vs. Char in the Turn-8.

    That would be like fucking Heroin to me.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:41 No.18721592
    just throw an unstable new type at her like Kamile, dude cause people to have brain failures just by being a fucking retard, I'd like to see an AT field stop psycho-bable, or any of the units with nuclear power supplies just have one of those bitches go critical and then boom fuck life
    >> AC-Guy 04/15/12(Sun)06:42 No.18721602

    The colony drop in the original Gundam series fucking destroyed Australia.

    I don't think that the 02 would be able to do shit against a direct hit.

    Although to be fair, they were aiming for BRAZIL when they launched the fucker.
    >> Asukafag 04/15/12(Sun)06:43 No.18721607
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    And yeah, late game shit really can fuck stuff up.
    An Eva's weakness is that fucking extension cord.
    Seriously, who certified those things for field use?
    If they didn't have to worry about the power supply then "A.T. fields, A.T. fields everywhere.", but they do, so they have to be careful.
    Fuckin' extension cords.
    >> Asukafag 04/15/12(Sun)06:46 No.18721635
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    Anyway, I need to sleep.
    See you folks tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:48 No.18721646
    several models capable of reaching escape velocity, probably could cut your cord before you knew what happened
    >> Anonymous !3I4SJbCh8M 04/15/12(Sun)08:10 No.18722125
    Not to diverge, but is it Wrong that whenever I see Mooch written I read 'Moloch'?

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