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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Trick or Treat Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)22:08 No.18730958  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

    Over-head, you hear the familiar voice of Lucchinni ring out.
    "WHAT IS THAAAAAAAAAAT!" She screams as she flees from something.
    "BRRRRRRRRT!!" Like a fart crossed with a chainsaw, Erica's gun spat out destruction.
    Whole storefronts crumbled from the stray bullets as she tried to splatter Lucchinni
    "KEEP RUNNING! EVENTUALLY MY BULLETS WILL CATCH YOU!!" Erica laughs as she continues to unload her gun at her fleeing foe.

    You can only watch as they fly away.
    As Erica and Luchinni disappear from your field of view, a familiar voice calls out to you.
    "Nee, Nee Niichan. Why don't you come play with us?" Ami and Mami call out from the roof of a low building.
    "Let's have some fun!" They say as they swing their hammers excitedly.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:10 No.18731010
    Aw shit, they've got traps set up, don't they?

    Can Kraus get a scan on what abilities their Devices have? I just realized we never asked if Kraus can scan another hostile Device.
    >> Codeki 04/15/12(Sun)22:14 No.18731060
    "Wouldn't you rather have tea, ladies?"

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:14 No.18731069
    Why gladly ladies, allow me to serve you some tea and krumpets while you are here.

    Shower them with lasers and tea cups.
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    Evasive maneuvers!

    Also who are the guys in the new class? We need at least one who knows what it's like to be forced to cross dress over and over.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:15 No.18731081
    We don't want to go all out on them. Mike needs combat data, not curbstomp data.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:15 No.18731085
    >That gun

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:16 No.18731116
    Teacups are fine, but not the teabeam. Remember how draining that is, and Mike needs combat data from his students. That means we have to play around with them first.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)22:18 No.18731146
    so bob and weave for a while, or go invisible, see what they do, then put two in each of their skulls
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:20 No.18731183
    Stick them in tea cups, play shake the idol.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)22:20 No.18731194
    did i say skulls? I meant bubbles.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)22:21 No.18731199
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    You look up at them, and automatically don't trust those smirks they have on thier faces.
    "Sure." You say. "But you have to come down here to play with me."
    You are not giving them the advantage of higher ground or whatever traps they may have prepared up on that roof.
    "Nishishi. Why don't you come up here Niichan?" Ami asks you.
    "Nope." You tell her.
    "Okay then!" They jump off the roof, hammers at the ready.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:21 No.18731201
    Pretty much.

    See how they respond to teacups, silverware, engage one in melee with forks and knives, engage the other with Molotov paintballs.

    We should have put Slider in some paintballs so we could cover areas easily in it; we should do that later.
    Use Slider to control the battlefield.
    See how they react.

    Once we're done playing, put a bullet into each of them.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:22 No.18731223
    /a/non brought here by Katawa Yandere here, just finished reading the entire archive for this quest and happy to find a thread just as it started.

    Teacup+plate rebounder them.

    [spoiler]This is my first post here, please be gentle...[/iknowtherearen'tspoilers]
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:22 No.18731226
    Bouncy Castle one, knife and saucer for Sword-and-Board against the other.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:22 No.18731231
    Going with this:

    Also, can Kraus do active scanning, for traps and such that we might not be able to see with the naked eye?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:22 No.18731236
    Make a large tray coated with rebounder, bounce them into a nearby wall, while they're getting flung at the wall throw knives at them.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)22:24 No.18731247
    what>>18731201 said.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:24 No.18731251
    I think rebounder where they will land is a good idea, maybe use a tiny bit of time stop just to see their expressions
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:24 No.18731258
    Fine then, tea cups it is. besides. tea laser doesnt drain us as much when we fire in smaller more controlled bursts.

    Rebounder plates erry day
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:25 No.18731269
    Welcome. Have fun. We love you.
    (So homo~)
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:26 No.18731290
    Is it hammertime? I think it's hammer time.
    We fight them with dual spoons!
    Just be prepared to ride the swag-train as it has no breaks.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:30 No.18731379
    This is a good idea. We should split them up; they're gonna try work together, so lets take that teamwork away from them. Bouncy Castle does that perfectly.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)22:30 No.18731394
    I'm sure we can all have fun together.
    I hope you enjoy paranoia.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)22:31 No.18731416
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    You bring up a shield to block Ami's hammer that's aimed straight down at your face.
    "Iyaaaa!" it hits the silver with a light *Bonk*
    'Wut?' you think to yourself.

    Mami lands behind you and hits you softly with her hammer. *Bonk*
    You are sent flying 10 feet away.

    'Dafuk?' you quickly get back on your feet and pull out a teacup and a paintball gun.
    YOu shoot at Ami to keep her at bay and try to contain Mami in the teacup.

    **ROLL 2d100**
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:32 No.18731427
    rolled 93, 68 = 161

    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)22:32 No.18731433
    rolled 17, 33 = 50

    rolling for master combat butler
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:32 No.18731440
    rolled 100, 74 = 174

    Are they going to get training from BLU Scout?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:32 No.18731443
    rolled 14, 28 = 42

    Yup, definitely terrible twin teamwork. Split'em!
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:33 No.18731451
    >Cartoon physics hammers
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)22:33 No.18731469
    two boned rolls and two pretty good rolls. hurm.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:34 No.18731471
    rolled 21, 1 = 22


    With the blessing of the dice gods!
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:34 No.18731486
    Mediocrity is really the most you can ask for with /tg/dice.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:34 No.18731489
    rolled 54, 87 = 141

    We're pretty swingy today.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:34 No.18731492
    rolled 52, 17 = 69

    Don't care about the shooty, but give me my bouncy castle!
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:35 No.18731494

    Well fuck you too, gods.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)22:35 No.18731495
    rolled 19 = 19

    Well, let's see if I can do any better than I was this morning.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:35 No.18731498
    >21, 1
    The dice think you are a flaming fag that should go and get raped by Frank and Billy.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:35 No.18731505
    rolled 76, 71 = 147

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)22:35 No.18731506
    rolled 39, 67 = 106

    Can't even roll two dice right.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)22:35 No.18731510
    rolled 28, 100 = 128


    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:36 No.18731514
    rolled 37, 61 = 98

    Two dice, Udz.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)22:36 No.18731520
    Hm, nope. Away, foul dice!
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:36 No.18731531
    Well, we've gotten a 100 for each of them now.

    That should be worth something, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:40 No.18731584
    Oh my god I finally finished HLQ, god damn Max is a badass.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:42 No.18731619
    He probably took the first 100
    He generally does take the first crit after all
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)22:43 No.18731640
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    The exploding shots send Ami skittering behind a car, as you advance on her twin.
    Mami tries to avoid the oversized teacup but you are just too fast for her.
    "Yaa!" She says as she struggles inside the thing "Let me out Niichan!"
    "Sorry, But I need to deal with you guys one at a time." you tell her.

    "Niichan! Guns are unfair!" Ami protests from behind cover.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:46 No.18731685
    "Your opponents won't always think so!
    "But since this is your first combat exercise..."
    Coat a tray in Rebounder, engage Ami with knife and tray. Have a Molotov paintball in hand ready to throw at her bubble.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:46 No.18731686
    "You think you'll get 'Fair' in the field?"
    Continue with the shooty shooty.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:46 No.18731688
    "I won't be the only person you fight who uses guns. Let's see how you decide to counter them, shall we? "
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:47 No.18731699
    "Very well" Lets bust out a sword and shield, and coat them in rebounder.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)22:47 No.18731716
    Keep shooting and keeping our distance. "Then fight dirty."
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:48 No.18731722
    This. We get paid regardless, but the Bureau needs their data.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:48 No.18731724
    That's true, but sadly most people won't play fair

    I however will, it's no fun otherwise

    Make a show of putting the gun away but spread some slider around and get some rebounder on a tray

    Make it look like an accident when we go to drink from our flask for the slider
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:49 No.18731742
    "Then show me how you deal with it! Be creative!"

    Suppression fire. Keep her head down, make sure she has time to think and come up with something interesting.
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/15/12(Sun)22:49 No.18731748
    rolled 7 = 7


    "Sorry, but it's best for you two to learn now that your enemies won't always fight fair."
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:50 No.18731771
    This is actually a hard choice.
    Both paths give the Bureau data they need, and both involve having Ami fight against something unexpected (guns vs majaikal potions).
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:50 No.18731773

    Now that I think about it, what happens if someone ingests slider or rebounder? Would slider literally just go through them and squirt out their ass, and rebounder cause your crap to bounce off the toilet and all over the place?
    >> Codeki 04/15/12(Sun)22:52 No.18731801
    I suppose I could give you a choice.
    Would you rather deal with a ranged opponent, or a super-strength melee one.

    If she chooses the second, coat the tray in rebound, and drink some drago.

    >thongs tabasco
    Bad Captcha, not till they join the harem.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)22:55 No.18731842
    we are...unsure...as to the exact effects of ingesting Rebounder or Slider, and that kicked off a shitstorm the last time it was discussed iirc. I don't remember if LG offered any definitive info on it.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:55 No.18731846
    Dont think about it. Until we try it. For science.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)22:55 No.18731853
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    "True, But in the field your opponent might not always think so." You tell her as you put away your gun.
    "But since this is your first combat experience..." You pull out a tray that you quickly coat in rebounder and a sword.
    "Thanks Niichan." Ami jumps out from behind the car and comes running at you.
    She taps your shield with her hammer, the soft *bonk* followed by her arm bouncing backwards with enough force to off-balance her.
    She quickly recovers and goes for you again.

    [ ]parry
    [ ]block
    [ ]counter
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:55 No.18731856
    We could coat one of the girls in slider and then rebounder-teacup them.

    They'd spend the entire time bouncing off the walls, unable to stop.

    And when we let them go they just bend over and puke up everything.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:56 No.18731860

    Is... is she blowing up a condom like a balloon? Or is that just really unfortunately-shaped bubblegum?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:57 No.18731883
    I have got no clue what those hammers actually do, but she wouldn't be hitting us with them if there wasn't a reason. Don't let her touch us, counter attack.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:57 No.18731884
    Counter, bounce her hammer off our shield while hitting her with a knife.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)22:58 No.18731893
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:58 No.18731895
    Hmm... let us counter. I'm assuming that the hammerhead is the powerful part.
    Either way it's one of my various new fetishes.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)22:58 No.18731900

    [x] Counter

    Don't wanna start using the same trick twice
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:00 No.18731923
    Chewing a condom like bubblegum

    Counter, we need to test their combat abilities after all and defense is just as important as offense

    LG gave no clear answer but most figured it was like the portal 2 things.

    Rebounder makes things bounce around inside you slider makes them go right through you with n digestion
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)23:00 No.18731925
    just had a thought:
    Slider+rectangular tray=un-steerable hoverboard.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:00 No.18731934

    We should have a small bag of Molotov paintballs so that we can discretely drop them without firing them from a paintball gun.
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/15/12(Sun)23:01 No.18731948

    [ ] Counter
    >> Codeki 04/15/12(Sun)23:02 No.18731973
    If they are like the Portal2 paints, we need to get the 3rd one that acts as a teleporter beacon.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:02 No.18731980

    But we have saucers.
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)23:05 No.18732018
    oh yeah.
    man my brain is really screwed on backwards today. I'll keep quiet from now on.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:06 No.18732027
    There was no teleporter beacon paint

    That was just white paint that allowed a portal to be opened on a surface
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:06 No.18732034
    Okay guys
    Get this
    You listening?
    What if
    We coated paintballs in rebounder, trapped someone in a teacup (not rebounded cup), and shot the inside full with the paintballs?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:06 No.18732035
    It's still a good idea for trolling
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)23:08 No.18732052
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    like so?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:08 No.18732057
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    I like where this is going.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)23:09 No.18732077
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    You lash out with your sword as you avoid her hammer.
    She manages to duck the strike and winds up for another hit.
    You block it again, but this time her hammer doesnt even move after hitting the tray. It was a feint.
    Her foot comes up in an arc towards your side.
    You jump back to avoid it.
    She throws her hammer in your direction, leaving her unarmed.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:09 No.18732078
    Say, why are idols being trained in combat? Is our faction so desperate for soldiers?
    >> Lookout 04/15/12(Sun)23:11 No.18732099
    time to bust out the urumi.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:11 No.18732113
    rolled 36, 26 = 62

    These are just warmup exercises that full agents do before they get out of bed. You should see them when they actually give have a damn.
    >> Codeki 04/15/12(Sun)23:11 No.18732114
    Majaikal potential. Anyone can become a member of the IDPKB as long as you have enough strength. These girls fit the bill.

    Use our Tray to Rebound it back.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:13 No.18732128
    Evade and finish her off. Teach her to never, EVER leave herself unarmed.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:14 No.18732136
    Now she's unarmed, let's put away the shield and go dual-knives.

    She'll be on the defensive and we'll have two methods of attack. And if she has unarmed combat training, it'll be useless to block bladed weapons with her arms.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:15 No.18732150
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:15 No.18732152
    Cup that hammer! ASAP
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    postan this for conveniences sake
    >> Codeki 04/15/12(Sun)23:17 No.18732169
    Just offhand, what makes you guys think she's truly unarmed? If it goes by cartoon physics, she may be able to pull out new hammers whenever she wants.

    I think she's trying to lure us into a trap, and we have a minor issue.
    If we get taken out, wouldn't our familiars have mana issues?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:19 No.18732193

    From what I gathered from the Inter-Dimensional Peacekeeping Bureau faction page of the Editors setting, they're less heavily militarized than all the other meta-aware factions out there. They appear to police their own sectors that they draw personnel from, and choose to use elite strike teams of agents to deal with stuff covertly and/or quietly. Thus, they have to recruit local characters and train them so their agents can blend seamlessly in with each setting. Since they're on relatively good terms with most of the other meta-aware factions (i.e. the Time/Space Administration Bureau and the Transspace Guard) or far away from the really violent ones (such as that one Hyper-Athens faction), they don't really appear to maintain a central military.

    Although I'm guessing that the Peacekeeping Bureau has its own ways of dealing with armies when shit hits the fan.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:20 No.18732207
    hell that could make a non-lethal trap of sorts, hide trays coated in slider and apply academical adhesive to top. It would keep them from standing back up. Atleast until they can counteract the adhesive.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:20 No.18732210
    I'd dare say for this match they are feeding off the gym

    On that note we need a side story part for their battles
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:22 No.18732240
    Our faction is minuscule compared to the others out there

    We also have a very resilient part of the meta so we deal with big threats and need people to deal with it

    Basically anyone over a certain power level or who shows majaikal engineering aptitude can be scouted if a field agent or recruiter finds them
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:25 No.18732282
    Teacup that hammer and don't let down our guard.
    She can't be unarmed, and...shit, is her twin still under our teacup, or did she get out?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:25 No.18732284
    >what makes you guys think she's truly unarmed?
    She obviously isn't.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:25 No.18732287
    Time Stop, Grab Hammer, Bap her on the head with it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)23:26 No.18732301
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    You dodge the hammer and pull out another knife.
    "Never ever throw your weapon to leave yourself unarmed." You tell her as you go on the offensive.
    She dodges your attacks [you aren't exactly going full strength] and says
    "Nishishi, I wasnt aiming for you Niichan."
    "Doryaaaa!" Mami jumps at you from behind with two hammers.
    You realize just then that she used that throw to get the teacup off her twin.
    You block Mami's hammers with your swords and Ami's kick with your leg.

    WAT DO?

    so they can defend themselves, if needed, on the field.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:27 No.18732314
    I wouldn't be surprised if part Of their powers included teleporting to each other pr switching places

    I think the idols devices human forms should be puchimasu, we have enough good looking devices so lets get more cute ones
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:29 No.18732357

    B-b-back the fuck up, and throw shittons of knives at 'em.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:29 No.18732358
    Prime time to down alittle Drago and take them both on at the same time.

    We go for the kill if possible.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:30 No.18732364
    "Excellent teamwork and use of misdirection. But you shouldn't have said anything till I was out."

    Now hit Ami's bubble with one of our knives while throwing the other one at Mami's in order to get out of this position, and start throwing forks at them to get them on the defensive.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:30 No.18732374
    Smart girls

    Jump back out of the way and drop some slider
    Maybe bouncy castle them

    >paid 100 guptas for today
    >assistant trainer wages
    >assistant trainers get 700 guptas a week
    I know the pay is good but damn, Mike must be getting shitloads since his a full time trainer
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:32 No.18732406
    I wonder how much actual Agents make, I mean DAMN. We could probably pay off our parent's debt with a single paycheck.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:33 No.18732416
    If we stay in the middle without successfully redirecting their attacks, whether Rebounding one of their attacks into the other (say the one who didn't get to watch us use Rebounder and may not have been mind-told about it yet), simple feinting, or slipping them up with Slider, then we need to get out of there. And preferably step up the overwhelm/surprise bit, as they are thinking on their feet already.
    Time stop, not to pop their balloons, but simply to put them in each others ways, would be potentially nice.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:34 No.18732427

    They can probably only afford all this pay because Yuki's master/godentitything just materializes all that cash
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:35 No.18732439
    Their twins , they basically had telepathy to begin with so they would be mind speaking constantly
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:35 No.18732442
    Time Stop, take both hammers, both on both head/ bubbles.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:35 No.18732445
    Funny you mention that last. Who was the house title made out to again~
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)23:36 No.18732461
    You shut the fuck up. They lost the right to be considered family when they abandoned us to the Yakuza.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:37 No.18732478
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:37 No.18732480
    Or they make a shitton by dealing with both sides of the meta cold war
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:38 No.18732487
    Take them out with bullets, move on.
    We got a ton of newbies to take care of.
    Kris tested, them moved on, we should too.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:39 No.18732500
    Oh, I know that. Everyone here knows that. But the argument can still be made, regardless. And likely to win or not, it can still be a potential thorn in our side to resolve. Though the type of situation that would leave them available to do something would at least be a bit odd to have happen.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:39 No.18732503
    I don't think we'd be alone in that. Remember how we were worried Nanoha would Exterminatus our dimension?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:39 No.18732515
    The IDPKB is the India of the USA/TG and USSR/TSAB equation.
    Makes sense, too.
    India bought a lot of Russian military hardware, but has strong economic and cultural ties to the USA.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:42 No.18732541
    Because she most likely would given the chance
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:43 No.18732565
    That was because of Bike-kun, she can do as she wishes now.

    Well we may evac the Hina household, and her friends, but everything else can go. Oh and Nagi's circle.

    Sad there are so few worth saving.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:43 No.18732568
    And I think our parents/the yakuza would get the same treatment if they tried to take us/our house away from her.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:44 No.18732579
    And the fact that our dimension is a no-magic dimension, so she would get drained and mind-wiped for using magic there.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/15/12(Sun)23:46 No.18732609
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    You extract yourself from being sandwiched by them.
    "Great use of misdirection and teamwork." You tell them, "But you shoudnt have told me about it before you could take me out."
    "Nishihi.. Where would the fun in that be Niichan?" Mami says as she hands Ami her hammer.

    "Well then, Come at me girls." you goad them forwards.
    "Noooope." They stick their toungues out at you and run away.
    "We'll deal with you later Niichan!"

    WAT DO?
    [ ]pursue Lu bu
    [ ]do not pursue Lu Bu
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)23:46 No.18732614
    Engage the Gun-Kata.

    Nah, they're "already dead"

    Our parents, some how, show up
    "My... parents?" Blink, blink. "My parents are dead. They must be. I can't think of any other reason they'd disappear, leaving me with millions of debt to a variety of crime bosses."
    And then they were Nanoha'd.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)23:47 No.18732618
    >[ ]do not pursue Lu Bu
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:47 No.18732626
    [x]do not pursue Lu Bu
    There are other newbies we need to torment, and I'm absolutely positive that Erica would love to tag-team the twins with Hina.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:48 No.18732629
    Fire some pot shots at them as they go. Make the bullets fill the air.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:48 No.18732637
    Let them go.
    I believe we should look for Froggy. She's no doubt alone, so let's strike hard, and force her to work with someone else.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:49 No.18732646
    Time Stop, fill the air with hundreds of knives. Unstop time. Let them get hit with knives. Stop time. Drop steamroller on them

    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:50 No.18732665
    [ x]do not pursue Lu Bu
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:52 No.18732700
    Let's see if we can find Perrine in this mess, both to see if she's holding up and if she's working with anyone.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:54 No.18732731
    Too much interference from our part will backfire horrendously.

    Don't specifically look for Perrine.
    Check in with our familiars and see how they are doing. Also check up on Hina and Erica. Go and support them as needed.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:54 No.18732738
    [X] do not pursue Lu Bu
    Lets still fire a few shots at them, try and teach not to turn your back on an opponent.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:55 No.18732747
    >try and teach not to turn your back on an opponent.
    Like an artillery barrage of Molotov paintballs?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:56 No.18732761
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:56 No.18732768
    That works.
    Sure if we don't let her see us.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/15/12(Sun)23:57 No.18732771
    Or just normal bullets.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:58 No.18732784

    Yeah I'd prefer normal bullets from the bottomless magazines as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:58 No.18732785
    [ ]do not pursue Lu Bu
    Do however leave them with a few bullets headed towards their bubbles. Assuming they continue to show ability, it should just be a reminder as they'll get out of the way, but still.
    Do not assume this means we won't see them again, and soon. Chances are moderate this could be a trick after all, so don't stick around ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:59 No.18732797
    Send them a few parting shots as a "don't turn your back" lesson but let them go

    I like them, partners in trolling for us?
    >> Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)23:59 No.18732806
    [ ]do not pursue Lu Bu

    But do not stand in the area, move to higher ground or someplace else. I have a feeling the twins left for a reason.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:08 No.18732951
    Shoot a couple of shots at them. We need to teach them that under no circumstance do you turn your back on your enemy so that you cannot see them. That shit will get you killed
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:10 No.18732983
    [x] CRAZY IVAN

    Yell something like "For the motherland!" and clothesline them both, then run off to higher ground.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:11 No.18733014
    That makes no sense and is a stupid suggestion.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)00:14 No.18733069
    You let them to thier own devices, and find another target.
    As you walk down a sidestreet, Mike contacts you.
    'Okay kid, have Ted let himself get taken out. Let the kids catch up in the game.'
    'Okay Mike.' you then switch to Ted.
    'Ted buddy, How are you holding up?'
    'Just dandy.' He informs you. 'I have three trainees attacking me right now, but I'm holding them off quite well.'
    'Well, Mike said to let yourself get taken out, give them a show as you go okay?'
    'Roger that chap.'

    You jump up a building for a better vantage point.
    In the distance, you see Erica now chasing down Miyafuji.
    She launches some missiles and these dance around in the sky on their way to their target.
    The smoke clears to show Miyafuji behind a large magic shield.

    Someone lands loudly behind you.
    You turn around to find...

    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:15 No.18733086
    rolled 92 = 92

    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:15 No.18733088
    rolled 100 = 100

    That crossdressing guy from Zombie Desuka
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:15 No.18733095
    rolled 100 = 100

    Perrine, challenging us to a duel.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:16 No.18733109
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:16 No.18733113
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:16 No.18733114
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:16 No.18733116
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    rolled 9 = 9


    >> Codeki 04/16/12(Mon)00:16 No.18733117
    Well, looks like it's the crossdressing guy from Zombie Desuka and Perrine.
    >> Natural 86 !!lMSV058shm6 04/16/12(Mon)00:17 No.18733124
    rolled 10 = 10

    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:17 No.18733125
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    Well then... this should be interesting
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:17 No.18733126
    Well, shit. Let's just do both, somehow.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:17 No.18733129
    rolled 11 = 11

    It's Yuki.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:17 No.18733131
    You couldn't have saved these for a better time?
    Like, say, trying to defuse a situation with the girls and Perrine? Or fighting Negayate?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:17 No.18733133
    Oh god yes.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:18 No.18733151
    rolled 17 = 17

    They teamed up because Perrine now likes guys crossdressing.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:18 No.18733152
    rolled 97 = 97

    Resha and Eris.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:18 No.18733155
    /tg/ dice, I love you.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:19 No.18733172

    >mfw it even makes sense
    >mfw I don't have a face to properly describe what the fuck is going on
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:19 No.18733173
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    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:20 No.18733189
    rolled 18 = 18


    Ali Al-Saachez
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)00:23 No.18733237
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    You find a girl in pink with a chainsaw behind you.
    Oh wait... that's no girl.
    You give him an incredilous look that he notices instantly.
    He attacks.

    Unknown to you, Perrine watches from behind a billboard a few buildings away.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:24 No.18733254
    Man, Perrine should really be taking precautions here.

    Maybe she's challenging us because she knows we'd go easy on her?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:24 No.18733257
    Oh fuck guys what happens if he decides to charge to 2000%?

    Take pictures of him with Kraus, demoralize him!
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:25 No.18733259
    Shit. She's drawing a bead on us and we don't even know it. The only question is, can she bear to pull the trigger on her babydaddy?
    >> Codeki 04/16/12(Mon)00:25 No.18733262
    rolled 82 = 82


    >Bunny Mode.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:25 No.18733263
    "I know your pain, brother!" Bunnymode + dual blades.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:25 No.18733264
    Jump back, put Rebounder on a tray and knife, and sword-n-board him.

    We'll use Bunny Mode and knives if he survives.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:25 No.18733266
    Bunny mode this shit.

    "Aha! Finally, I'm not the only one! I understand your pain, brother!"
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:27 No.18733300
    Sympathy For The Win!
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:28 No.18733306
    Seconded. This will be a beautiful friendship.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:30 No.18733323
    Well as far as I know Chainsaw's are pretty unweildy and aren't really the most optimal weapons.

    I say let him charge us and then like a matador dodge to the side using our knives superior range to hit him as he passes.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)00:30 No.18733329
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    The chainsaw flashes in the light as he revs it and aims for your torso.

    "Wait! Let's talk!" You try and say
    "Nooo! I'm not a perveeeert!" he wildly slashes at you.
    "I KNOW! Just look!" You jump back and activate bunnymode
    "I too, know your pain!" You tell him as you stand there in all your fluffy glory
    "S-s-seeempaiiiiii!" Tears fall from his eyes as he rushes towards you

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:31 No.18733343
    Pop his balloon with a thrown knife.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:32 No.18733354
    rolled 77 = 77

    Brotherly hug
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:32 No.18733355
    Give him a hug, pop his bubble, have a chat with him afterwards. I think we're about to become a mentor.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:32 No.18733357
    Hug him and tell him it will all be ok, he must learn the path of the swag and nothing shall affect him again
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:33 No.18733359

    Fucking shit, that was all so in character and easy to visualize, I laughed so hard that I choked on my spit.

    Also, hug him (keep our guard up, though).
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:33 No.18733370
    >I think we're about to become a mentor
    And then we can pass the idols off on him, once he starts building up some swag!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)00:34 No.18733376
    Yes, this.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:34 No.18733377
    Give him an understanding hug, then pop his balloon. Keep our guard up and be prepared to teacup our own balloon.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:34 No.18733379
    Hell no, twins are ours
    Twins for the twin throne!
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:34 No.18733383
    I want to hug him. Have Cassiopeia at the ready for timestop if he tries anything.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:35 No.18733389

    "Don't let your personal feelings compromise you, though. Remember that."
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:35 No.18733400
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:37 No.18733428
    I just /know/ someone is going to get a compromising photo of us out of this.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:38 No.18733438

    Amateur Drawfag, you now know your next assignment.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:38 No.18733446
    She will show it to Ursula and they will both get deadly nose bleeds
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:38 No.18733447
    Ursula. She'll be watching somehow, and LOVING it.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:39 No.18733451
    Hell yes it's the perfect way to deal with them.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:40 No.18733464
    this, completely and utterly this.
    we have found a brother in arms, we shall raise him as our own and teach him in the way of the swag, as any proper person should.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:40 No.18733465
    Well, Perrine IS observing us...
    Whoever would simply need to get the picture from her/her device. Or from whoever is watching the Gym. Like, oh, Yuki.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:40 No.18733473

    So this is what it feels like.... when doves cry.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:42 No.18733489
    You guys are letting your emotions cloud your judgement. We need to stay alert and remember that we're in combat.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:42 No.18733500
    See, that's why we hug him, and immediately pop his balloon.
    A la >>18733355
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)00:45 No.18733531
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    You wrap an understanding arm around his shoulder.
    "Listen. Let not the clothes you wear affect your swag. You are not a pervert if you chose not to be one."
    "I-I'm Ayumu. Aikaya Ayumu. Can I call you aniki?"
    His eyes shine with hope as he says this.
    "Of course Ayumu. I'm Hayate. Ayasaki Hayate."
    You tell him. "You can come talk to me whenever you need to. I feel like I have a lot I can teach you."
    "And your first lesson is... Never leave yourself unguarded."
    You pop his balloon with a knife.
    At that same moment Perineum flies towards you.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:46 No.18733546
    Just like when Erica made out with us and stabbed us when we were kissing Hina.

    We were taught by the best.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:47 No.18733550
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:48 No.18733557
    We're still in Bunny Mode.

    Dodged out of the way of Perrine's attack, open up some distance while throwing forks and knives at her bubble.

    Unlike the others, she's a combat veteran of WW2. Don't underestimate her.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:48 No.18733559
    > Perineum
    Elemental Perrine?

    Well, we're still in Bunnymode, so DODGE!
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:48 No.18733563
    What the fuck is that shit? Perrine's tsundere made physical and used for bullets? Are the bullets going to miss on purpose because they're tsundere as well?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:49 No.18733571
    My friends band was named perineum. Nobody knew what it ment till we told them. Best concert ever.

    Tuck and roll.

    >Tempted to takeout Miyafuji and let Froggy get us after a fight.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:50 No.18733577
    It is also part of the human anatomy
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:50 No.18733579
    rolled 67 = 67

    "Too slow, Hound."

    Sidestep and get on guard.

    ...what? Her nickname is the "Hound of Gaul." We're in combat. Might as well address her by titles she earned in the skies of war.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:51 No.18733586
    Erica is already fighting Miyafuji, and letting Perrine take us out is weak and foolish. Not to mention that means that she'll have to fight either Hina, who she has a neutral relationship with, or Erica. And neither of those will be pretty.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:51 No.18733593
    Well, since we ARE already in Bunnymode... shouldn't exactly have too much issue getting out of the way of a simple charge. Now, a bolt of electricity on the other hand...
    Well, we haven't used our smokescreen in quite a while, and using that to gain a hiding spot is a good idea against a mobile foe who's already had time to decide what to do.
    And a cheerful wave and a "Hello Miss Perrine" right before may well distract her.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:52 No.18733599
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:53 No.18733604
    rolled 72 = 72

    Rolling to punch Perrine in the stomache.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:53 No.18733605
    This guy has a point.

    No playing easy just because harem management is involved.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:53 No.18733611
    >Erica fighting Perrine with live ammo

    Oh, that's just we need. Erica having flashbacks to the fucking Battle of France.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:56 No.18733647
    This is true, I failed to take this into account. Welp! This'll be fun then.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)00:56 No.18733648
    So no going easy on Perrine, or any of the newbies.
    That does them a disservice, and in the case of Perrine, sets her up for a really horrible time.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)00:59 No.18733689
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    "What's with that outfit?" She asks you as she lands on the roof.
    "A highspeed mode I have." You tell her flatly.
    "I-it's cute." He strikers dematerialize leaving her standing there.
    "A-anyway. I came to challenge you to a duel!"
    She draws her sword.
    "Do you accept?"

    [ ]yes
    [ ]no
    [ ]want to make a bet?

    >fukking captcha 20+ tries already
    >> Codeki 04/16/12(Mon)01:00 No.18733704
    [ ]yes
    [ ]no
    [x]want to make a bet?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:00 No.18733710
    Smile, do a cute little hip flip, and say, "I'm glad you like it. How about we make this more interesting?"
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:01 No.18733714
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:01 No.18733728
    Bet bet bet
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:01 No.18733732
    rolled 82 = 82


    Whoever loses has to go up to Mike when he's alone, and eat gummyBEARS right there.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:02 No.18733735
    ...whatever else we pick, we should be aware of Desu as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:03 No.18733762
    So you two are basically trying to get us to use up another reload, or give us bad consequences down the line.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:03 No.18733766
    >[X]want to make a bet?
    Let's make things interesting.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:04 No.18733772
    Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet Bet.

    We must bet.
    >> Lookout 04/16/12(Mon)01:04 No.18733778
    [x]Do you want to make a bet?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:04 No.18733784

    As soon as she lets her guard down to jump down, paintball her balloon. And then chastise her for being so naive to think herself a veteran and trust an enemy at his word.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:04 No.18733787
    Oh my god were turing into our parents....
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:05 No.18733800
    So, we might have a little gambling problem. When all that happens to us, is that we gamble our nights away to lovely ladies, I don't see a gambling problem.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:06 No.18733804
    It actually could be very well used to help her integrate with the class better, depending on punishment (and of course on her losing unless we word it just right).
    Though I suspect she'll need some guidance before she tries to throw a class party without it FUBAR'ing.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:06 No.18733813
    "Sure, but if you lose, you have to go out on a date with me"
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:06 No.18733815
    That's a good observation about the players.
    More concerned about immediate gratification and gambling on outside chances.
    Yeah, I can see that.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:07 No.18733820

    She will only accept a mate who can defeat her in honorable battle.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:07 No.18733821
    When we start gambling away our nights to ladies who aren't in the family it does.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:09 No.18733847
    So you're going to ignore what Trude told us about Perrine and try to meddle in her relationships with other people.

    Erica will castrate us, and the other girls will help.
    That's breaking our own rules.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)01:11 No.18733873
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    "I'm glad you like it." You tell her with a little pose and wink. "Now why don't we make this a little more interesting?"
    "What do you have in mind?"
    "A little bet." You deactivate bunny mode.
    "And that is?" She asks.
    "The loser does anything the winner wants."
    "A-anything..?" She blushes deeply.
    "Anything." You smile.
    "F-fine. I accept your terms. Now draw your sword!"
    You fumble with your belt to get the buckle off.
    "W-what are you doing?!" She says as she covers her eyes.
    "I'm taking my sword out like you told me to."
    "W-why are you t-taking your pants off?!"
    "Oh, I'm not." You tell her as you activate your beltsword in its hard form. "I just need this."
    "Now if you will... Engarde!" You says as you take up a fencing stance.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:11 No.18733874
    The bet will just be another cross-dressing. Everyone expects it from us now anyways, and we can use it to teach our new disciple.

    Perrine dressed in a suit will be amazing.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:11 No.18733877
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    We dont need to push her, she's already on the slope.
    The black hole that is our swag will do the rest.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:13 No.18733901
    Well this has the potential to fuck us right in the ass, with no lube.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:14 No.18733915
    >with no lube
    I was nodding eagerly until that part.
    >> Lookout 04/16/12(Mon)01:16 No.18733935
    >We dont need to push her, she's already carrying our child.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:16 No.18733944
    But we will pay our debt ourselves. Not shove it off on some one else.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:17 No.18733950
    Or we can decide to do that to her
    But with lube, it isn't gentlemanly to wreck the lady after all

    Also it gets us a way to try and make her open up more
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:18 No.18733962
    and i`m guessing if we lose, we may need to give up our family and marry perrine, then promptly proceed to get killed MANY times over by the girls.
    fucking hell.
    fucking hell we better win this.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:18 No.18733973
    We COULD sell them to the yakuza for half of what they were paid apiece.
    I mean we shouldn't and that totally out of character but you know.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:19 No.18733984
    What do we want if we win?

    I second the crossdressing. It's a harmless enough thing and women in suits are always god-tier.

    If we lose... well, LG will probably do PLOT ADVANCEMENT.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:19 No.18733987
    This is not about what we will do to her, this is about badly-thought out actions resulting in consequences that we are ill-equipped or capable of dealing with.

    If we have to go out on a date with her, how are we going to explain that to the girls?

    And if we win, what exactly are we going to do that will actually work, knowing Perrine's personality?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:20 No.18733997
    Sell what to the Yakuza?

    And honestly, we're making loads of cash, we could possibly pay off the debt ourselves in the future.

    Or just avoid our home universe entirely because it is a shithole that wants us hurting.
    >> Lookout 04/16/12(Mon)01:21 No.18734007
    if we win, we make her spill the damn beans.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)01:21 No.18734013
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    You let her make the first move.
    She lunges at you, her blade shining in the sunlight.
    you parry it and return the attack.
    She sidesteps it easily.
    "I've been thinking." She says as you continue to fight.
    "About what?" You ask her as you block another thrust
    "About you. About how I feel about you."
    She dodges your blow.
    "Yes... And?" You ask as you continue to attack.

    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:21 No.18734016
    Not really

    We hate them more than anything and would gladly kill them ourselves

    This is just closer to Negayate territory
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:22 No.18734020
    no, ifwe lose it is bad end because of girl castration.
    >> Lookout 04/16/12(Mon)01:22 No.18734027
    rolled 90 = 90

    we are never going to get her to come clean, are we.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:22 No.18734033
    rolled 30 = 30

    Let's see how badly we get fucked in the ass.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:23 No.18734041


    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)01:23 No.18734043
    rolled 14 = 14

    I... I can't not roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:23 No.18734044
    rolled 79 = 79

    "Oh, out with it woman."
    >> Codeki 04/16/12(Mon)01:23 No.18734051
    "We made a bet to try and get her to open up a little, and we lost."
    For if we win? Make her wear a RED outfit for a week.

    Sell our asshole parents, but we wouldn't do that.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:24 No.18734055
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:24 No.18734060
    rolled 34 = 34

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)01:24 No.18734063
    Aand I'm done again. Fuck's sake.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:24 No.18734069
    rolled 92 = 92

    And what have you decided?
    >> Lookout 04/16/12(Mon)01:24 No.18734071
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    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)01:27 No.18734111
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    "I still dont get it. And it frustrates me to no end." She says as your swords dance in the light
    "I like you. I'm crazy about you. Since you saved me back in our Dimension, since that night, I couldn't stop thinking about you."
    She tries to stab your orb but you manage to avoid it.
    "It's all too confusing. It's all too weird. But I still cant get enough of you!"

    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:30 No.18734143
    "If that's how you really feel, you don't have to hold yourself back. I'd be glad to give more of myself."
    >> Lookout 04/16/12(Mon)01:30 No.18734146
    "Make peace with the girls, and I'm all yours"
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:30 No.18734149
    "I seem to have that effect on people. But, you should take things at your own pace. Sometimes weird is just a matter of getting used to something.
    "Like Korean-Mexican Fusion cuisine."
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:31 No.18734155
    rolled 7 = 7

    "And yet, you still don't trust me enough to tell me whatever it is you've been hiding from me since you got here."
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:31 No.18734158
    Well, you're not going to work anything out by moping around me and trying to repress your feelings. Liking people happens and you shouldn't be ashamed of it.

    If you want I'll do what I can try to help make peace between you and the girls and you can have as much of me as you can handle.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:32 No.18734173
    ″ok, since what night? what did future me do?~
    and time for hayate to shit blocks and face reality.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:32 No.18734174
    So if anymore details about "that night" emerged, I missed the thread they were in. What do we know so far?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:32 No.18734177
    We don't know she's hiding something.
    We do know about time hijinks though
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)01:33 No.18734179
    Horrible suggestion: "Well, I hate to say it, but you're not the only one."

    More serious suggestion: With a jovial tone, "But Miss Clostermann, we hardly know each other. Not that I wouldn't mind getting to know you better."
    >> Codeki 04/16/12(Mon)01:33 No.18734183
    We know we did "Something" to her that night, but she wouldn't tell us because we were wearing the Temporal bowler.

    Hayate thinks it was possibly just a kiss, but doesn't really know.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:33 No.18734184

    "Perrine, if your feelings are that strong, then what need is there for confusion? Holding back isn't fun for anyone. Take a leap and act on them, however you see fit."
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:34 No.18734185
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:34 No.18734187
    I now have a strange urge to get some korean bbq tacos from this place near my apartment. I don't think it's open right now.

    Why do you torture me so, /tg/?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)01:34 No.18734189
    Hayate knows nothing. We, know that some version of Hayate traveled back in time and presumably knocked her up, while we were busy with the twins.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:34 No.18734190
    IC We know that she saw us in the time travel hat.

    OOC We 'know' a whole bunch of worrisome shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:34 No.18734191
    Well then, let's sit down and talk about it. We can work things out with us and between you and Erica
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:35 No.18734203
    We know that she met a future version of us.
    Getting her to talk about what happened would be breaking our own rules on time travel, not to mention the ones that the Doctor laid out for us.

    It's like you're intentionally trying to prove to the Doctor that we're too irresponsible for the Cassiopeia.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:35 No.18734205
    "...That night?"
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:44 No.18734285
    I'm going with this.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:45 No.18734297
    either or
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)01:47 No.18734314
    I'd say >>18734158 is better.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:51 No.18734355
    In that case >>18734158 it is then.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)01:54 No.18734377
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    "Perrine, if your feelings are that strong, then what need is there for confusion?" You tell her as you continue exchanging blows."Holding back isn't fun for anyone. Take a leap and act on them, however you see fit."
    She stops for a moment.
    "I see.." She says as sparks begin to gather around her "Then, I won't hold back anymore."
    Her blade surging with electricity, she strikes.

    WAT DO?
    >> Lookout 04/16/12(Mon)01:56 No.18734394
    Gun Kata time.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:56 No.18734399
    Time stop. Walk behind her, and put our sword right next to her balloon.

    Resume time, and say "Neither will I."

    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:57 No.18734410
    Step forward into the lunge and off to her back, to her perspective we'll have disappeared.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:58 No.18734418
    dodge and disarm.
    >> Codeki 04/16/12(Mon)01:58 No.18734421
    We're still dueling her.
    Materialize a knife in front her attack sticking out of the ground to cancel out the electricity by grounding her.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)01:59 No.18734428
    Do this thing that he said.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:00 No.18734436
    Dodge if were still doing the honorable duel thing.

    But I saw the whole putting magic lighting in her sword gives us an out to get more creative.

    Jam one of our swords in the ground in the path of her attack, then let go if it so it will ground the electricity.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:00 No.18734440
    this is really damn classy.
    do it.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:00 No.18734442
    This. Or this with a fork.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:00 No.18734446
    This sounds pretty good.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:00 No.18734447
    Could we maybe manage a surprise teleport? If she were to extend her arm at all, it seems like we could slip in VERY close, avoiding her blade entirely

    She might not be prepared to in-fight, which gives us just enough time to win.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:00 No.18734448
    Materialize knives in the ground to draw the lightning away. Parry and riposte her lunge, and pop her balloon.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:02 No.18734461
    Aside from grounding it, other things to consider would simply be splashing her with Tea. Not the full on Laser, but still.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:03 No.18734472
    Timestop, walk behind her, give her a quick spank with our sword. "Should I go all out as well, my lady?"
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:04 No.18734474
    >deliberately making a girl's clothes messy
    You, sir, are no butler.
    No butler at all.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:05 No.18734479
    Too creative.

    Either time shenanigans or teleport shenanigans gets shit done in a way that we're pretty sure will work.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:09 No.18734521
    Because we don't want to press an IWIN button. We're still going easy on them because they aren't as far along in classes as we are.

    Using a way to cancel out her specific electrical attack may show us something else she is capable of, while "Time-Stop and pop" doesn't show squat.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:09 No.18734522
    >Perrine says she's going to actually show us what she can do
    >Plan to IMMEDIATELY take her out of the game

    Yeah, nah, seems a bit rude to me.

    Also counter-productive given the actually reason we're fighting.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)02:09 No.18734526
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    You throw and enlarge a couple of knives quickly around you. These draw the electricity from her attack, leaving her blade naked.
    "Then, neither will I." You parry her attack and get in close, slipping under her sword.
    As you stand there, mere inches from her, your sword at her orb, her look of surprise turns into one of determination.
    "No more holding back." She says again before she grabs and kisses you.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:09 No.18734535
    >Her index finger in that picture
    Good god what

    Do what >>18734399
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:10 No.18734545
    We're used to in combat seductions being used as an offensive weapon, hell we've done it ourself. Timestop and pop her balloon.
    >> Fritz The Drunk Somali Pirate 04/16/12(Mon)02:10 No.18734546
    ho ho ho everyone, im back, catching up.
    Btw two 100's for 1 roll! wtf.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:10 No.18734549
    She's gonna fry us now...
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:11 No.18734552
    Pop her balloon! POP HER BALLOON!
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:11 No.18734558
    >index finger
    s'called perspective, bro.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:11 No.18734565


    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:13 No.18734575
    >inb4 she pops our balloon
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:14 No.18734586
    This is correct. Return kiss and pop balloon. Preferably before she shocks us both or pops our balloon, and I'm assuming she's certainly willing to try either.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:14 No.18734589
    Time stop, pop her balloon. We know not to trust any woman who kisses us in a combat exercise. NEVER TRUST THE KISS.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:14 No.18734590
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:14 No.18734593
    Kiss her back, harder, then pop her balloon.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)02:15 No.18734605
    Return kiss startledly, penetrate balloon.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:17 No.18734631
    >pop her "balloon"

    But didn't future-Hayate already do that back in the SWQ visit?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:17 No.18734639
    Pop it fast, we know how these girls work.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)02:19 No.18734665
    Her "balloon," yes, but not her assessment balloon.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)02:20 No.18734678
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    Her sword falls onto the concrete roof you are standing on as she pulls you closer.
    Her lips meeting yours in an amazing embrace.
    Your initial surprise turns into pleasure as you also put your arms around her.

    Moments that seem like forever pass, the two of you are still intertwined.
    You hear a voice in your head.
    'Kid. you sure you should be doing that now?'
    'Shutup, voice in my head! Go climb the crows nest or something.' you think
    'Kid. It's Mike. Im saying you should pull away before Erica finds you.'
    You quickly disentangle yourself from Perrine.
    She looks like she wants more.
    "I'm sorry Perrine but this isnt the time, nor the place. Let's finish this fight and I'll see you outside."
    "Okay then." She picks her sword back up.

    **Roll for Perrinne fighting**
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:20 No.18734679
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    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:21 No.18734687
    rolled 74 = 74

    En Garde!
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:21 No.18734690
    rolled 95 = 95

    Thank god for Mike.
    Our situational awareness is shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:21 No.18734691
    rolled 99 = 99

    Mike: He has our back.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:22 No.18734698
    rolled 50 = 50


    Lightning strike and pop her balloon before she can pick her sword up again.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:22 No.18734699
    Guys, no more rolling, we got this in the bag.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)02:22 No.18734700

    No way in hell am I rolling now.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:22 No.18734703
    Dice Gods appreciate rightful thanks.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:22 No.18734707
    Well, this is going well.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:23 No.18734710
    Emperor Teddy Rosevelt?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:23 No.18734712
    rolled 94 = 94

    Pop her and move on.
    >> Codeki 04/16/12(Mon)02:23 No.18734713
    Sorry Mike, I have what seems to be a bunch of voices pretending to be a Pirate Crew in my head telling me to do things. Thought you were one of them for a moment. Thanks for the advice.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:23 No.18734717
    yes but we mean the combat ballon idiot.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:24 No.18734725
    rolled 89 = 89

    Let's try and stay tricky, letting the sword to flexable from time to time to try and throw her off, and use the occasional thrown dagger to press advances.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:25 No.18734737
    rolled 19 = 19

    If 69, we fall on top of each other and MISUNDERSTANDINGS.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:25 No.18734747

    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:27 No.18734770
    You are a fuck-up, a failure, and you should obviously never roll again.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:28 No.18734779

    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:30 No.18734797
    Come on, people. Refresh the page before you roll.

    We rolled a 95 and a 99 in the first 60 seconds. We shouldn't still be getting 19's trickling in.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)02:32 No.18734816
    No worries, man. Folk are gonna roll, don't let it get to you when it's not low enough to actually matter.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:32 No.18734818
    >letting our sword go soft
    that seems highly insulting...
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:34 No.18734837
    It's okay, we can get it hard again with a thought.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:35 No.18734855
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)02:38 No.18734896
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    You press forwards, your sword slicing through the air.
    She again generates electricity and charges her sword. Sparks fly as your blade meets hers.
    She thrusts, parries and lunges with a grace you have not seen before.
    You, in return, keep up with her. all that training with a sentient gorrilla giving you the edge you need.

    As you slowly push her back towards the edge of the roof, Vines come up out of the ground and hold you in place.
    "I said not to interfere Sui!" Perrinne says out loud.
    From the glass of a window above you, a familiar doll in green flies out.
    "But he was gonna beat you desu~!"
    "I can take him on my own, thank you very much." She says acridly
    "O-okay desu!" The thorns disappear and Suisuisuisui flies back into the mirror.

    You engage her again, still pushing her back towards the edge.
    One final step and she falls begins to fall.
    You stop time and catch her in your arms as you float on a saucer.
    "I take it that I won?" You ask her.
    "Yeah. You did." She gives you a quick kiss on the cheek before you take her orb out with a knife.

    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:40 No.18734906
    Hop up in the air, recon the area, see who's left.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:40 No.18734907
    Status update from Erica, Hina, Jakob, and Lo.

    Be on the lookout for any other new students, use Invisibility to hide for now.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:41 No.18734917
    First do a bit of recon, get a sitrep from the rest of them.

    Then set up a large table atop the tallest building we can find. Set up a large comfy chair and sit there drinking tea. Announce our presence to everyone. Let them come, we are butler we shall serve them their own asses on a platter.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)02:41 No.18734922

    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:41 No.18734924
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:41 No.18734926
    This. Check with Mike, and Ted if he's still standing.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:42 No.18734930
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    >Take out paintball gun
    >Fly over town
    >Bomb the hammer twins.
    We finish what we start.

    Im surprised we haven't attracted a yand... no shutup anon don't give him any ideas...
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:42 No.18734936
    Hunt down Suisuisui-sui Sui-Suisui for daring to interfere with a duel of honor.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:43 No.18734943
    I think she went with Perrine,
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)02:43 No.18734951
    Desu was encouraging Perrine to go that route.

    With Perrine out, so too would Suisuisuissuisisusjhidufj;lasdf be.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:44 No.18734959
    proof perrine is with desu.
    go scouting.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:47 No.18734984
    rolled 68 = 68

    Get over to that billboard Perrine was at. Sit-rep from the others, then start pursuing another trainee.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:52 No.18735041
    Did Perrine just tell Suisuisuisui to sit down and she listened? They must of had a major Tsun battle for that to happen
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)02:57 No.18735075
    Sit cross legged in the grass and start playing a jig, any students still around will have proven their battle prowess, let's see them deal with something unusual.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)02:58 No.18735079
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    'Guys. How are you?' you ask
    'Miyafuji escaped me. Taking care of the ones flying around in those weird robot things. Have two of them on my tail now.' Erica says
    'Looking for another target. Last one almost got me.' Hina tells you.
    'Lo Hiding. No wan trabble.'
    'I have taken out another one sir.'
    'Mike? how many more of them left?' You ask.
    '11.' He tells you. 'I see 4 of them bunched up near the town center.'
    'Want me to intercept?' you ask
    'Go ahead.'
    You jump buildings to the location Mike indicated.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)03:00 No.18735098
    "Lo, I understand you don't want any trouble, but that's why we're here, to cause some trouble. Come give me a hand, would you?"
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:00 No.18735101
    Stay invisible. Find them.
    See if we can get Hina to come to us. We'll take out this group together.
    Then start raining Molotov paintballs down on them.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:00 No.18735105
    it was the perrienum tsun bullets earlier that did it is my guess.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:01 No.18735111
    'And we're helping them learn how to stay out of trouble.'
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:01 No.18735113
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:02 No.18735115
    Lo, go and cause some trouble.

    Get ahead of the group of 4 and have them follow the music into a clearing by the town center to find us standing on a small stage, playing the violin.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:06 No.18735135
    >turns out one of them was lelouch vi brittania from code geass, geassing everyone to be his minions and set up an ambush to just royally screw over whoever comes after him.
    i could totally see that actually.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:07 No.18735137
    All of my this, they've likely figured out the basics of straight on combat, now to force them to deal with something completely different.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:07 No.18735139
    And do what?
    If we use our music to take them out, then Mike doesn't get usable combat data.
    And 4 of them is a bad proposition against us, when we're a support specialist and we're intentionally not using our strongest attacks because we need to get combat data from the new recruits.

    This plan is not thought out and doesn't achieve the objectives we were given.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)03:10 No.18735157
    This is why we call in support, from Lo, at least. Jakob as well, perhaps if he isn't currently engaged.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)03:11 No.18735162
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    'Hina meetup with me in the middle of town. Mike says there's four of them there.'
    'Okay. I'm on my way.' She answers
    'Lo. I know you dont want any trouble, but Mike got us together to start some trouble.' You tell your familiar. 'How about you just walk around in the open, and if someone attacks you, just defend yourself?'
    'they bring trabble to Lo?'
    'But Lo no wan trabble.'
    'Then you can fight them off to avoid it.'
    'Okay. Lo do that.'
    You arrive at a park in the middle of the city.
    There, you find a large stage setup.
    On it stand Miki, the twins and another girl you have not met before.
    "Hey Niichan! Glad you can make it!" The twins shout out.
    "Hi Honey! We have quite a show for you!" Miki adds.

    Music starts to blast from the speakers.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:12 No.18735169
    Counter with Violin!
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:12 No.18735171
    Dodge everything with time stop as they unload their strongest attacks, then coup de grace when they are all out of cards to play.

    Takes less than a second to move a couple feet to the right to dodge an attack. I assume we still have 70 or so seconds left, so we can do that a whole bunch of times.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:13 No.18735177
    Bust out our violin.

    "A musical duel you want? VERY WELL, I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!"

    Then we play The Devil Went Down to Georgia.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:13 No.18735180
    Counter with our own violin.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:13 No.18735183
    Battle of the bands, counter with our own band. We play the violin, Hina can probably play the piano, I'm sure Jakob has an instrument and Erica can play the GAU-8.

    In all seriousness pull out the violin and commence a musical fight.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:14 No.18735187


    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:14 No.18735189

    Use violin power; Counter-Harmony.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:15 No.18735195
    Come on, man. We want to TEST them, not thoroughly demolish them.
    >> Sidestory: Le chat du train Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)03:15 No.18735201
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    You are Katsura Hinagiku, a trainee in the advanced classes.
    And right now you are participating in a training exercise with the new batch of freshmen.

    You run down the street towards the center of town, your feet carrying you swiftly forwards.
    As you go around a corner, you bump into someone.

    It's Yuki, on her shoulder is Device, a talking cat named Shamisen, and in her hands is a book.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:16 No.18735205
    time to countertroll with violining the 1812 overture against them.
    if that doesn`t work, CRAZY IVAN!
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:17 No.18735209
    Make a fast and simple straight thrust at Yuki's bubble.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:17 No.18735211
    Hayate used Violin on Idol group.
    Hayate played Sexual Frustration.
    It's super effective.

    You're Hayate's friend, aren't you. Aren't you supposed to be fighting?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)03:17 No.18735213
    "Ah, hello, Yuki-ch-San."
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:17 No.18735217
    >Magical Girl Yuki
    OH GOD
    Anti-magic sword ready to block her shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:17 No.18735218
    So we're just going to run?
    You stupid fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:18 No.18735229
    Draw our wooden sword, keep the glass one in reserve. Begin the assault, test her abilities with brute force.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:19 No.18735234
    Try to leave her be.

    She's reading. Best not to bother her.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:23 No.18735266
    no thats plan b
    plan a is battle of the bands esssentially.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:25 No.18735283
    Crazy Ivan is the 'Panic and do the most retarded action available' option.
    It doesn't specify anything, so all it does is give LG free license to fuck us over.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)03:30 No.18735326
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    You draw your sword, Yuki takes a step back.
    "No, Yuki. We stand and fight." the cat tells her.
    "But I can't fight her alone." She says.
    "You have your books. You are never alone." Shamisen tells her as he jumps off her shoulder and flips open the book.

    You only barely have enough time to see the title [MOBY DICK] before a harpoon comes flying towards you.

    WAT DO?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)03:31 No.18735339
    Parry, close distance.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:31 No.18735342
    Gaaaah, harpoons bad. Block the harpoon and advance on Yuki, keep on pressing her, don't give her a chance to summon stuff, see how she can deal with high stress close in situations.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:32 No.18735351
    Oh man, she calls weaponry out of books?

    Here's hoping she doesn't have Starship Troopers in there.

    Duck or deflect it. We have to take her out as quickly as possible so that she doesn't pull out something we can't handle. Her every attack will be something new and unpredictable.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:32 No.18735352
    Dodge the harpoon and close the distance.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:34 No.18735362
    Dodge the harpoon, and press the attack.
    We need to see how she reacts under the stress of close combat.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:34 No.18735363
    Also give her some spiel about how this is just training and the aim isn't to win, just to give it her all.
    oh god yes
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)03:40 No.18735410
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    You deflect the harpoon and try to close the distance, but are blocked by a heavily tatooed man holding another harpoon.
    He stabs at you and you jump back, the tip of the thing dangerously close to your sphere.
    Yuki flips another page on her book.
    A whole boat of sailors with harpoons materializes to one side.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:43 No.18735439
    Can Hina do the fire wings at will yet?
    If so, fly over and get behind them.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)03:44 No.18735447
    Think of our feelings for Hayate, let's take to the sky.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:46 No.18735480
    Hina has a bunch of swords that do different things.

    I know one cuts anything she thinks it can.

    Can we get a list of her armory?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:48 No.18735498
    Draw the glass sword and cut through Queequeg. Drive Yuki away from her support, don't give her a chance to summon more, stick to her like an angry sword wielding Japanese girl.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)03:50 No.18735519
    Wooden sword: amplifies str, spd
    Glass sword: uses will power to cut shit.
    Fire wings:Still not fully controlled, appears in moments of high emotion [hayate related]

    She has souiseiseki.
    She can engage in CQC with her scissors .
    Also mirror teleportation.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:53 No.18735540
    We've got mirror teleportation don't we? Use that to get close to Yuki and keep on her, separate her from her soldiers and keep her from summoning more.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:58 No.18735576
    There has to be a mirror nearby, and I don't think there are any.

    Have Souseiseki fight the harpoon man while we try to barrel through to Yuki with the wooden sword's speed boost. We can't let her get any more allies out.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)03:58 No.18735577
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    You summon up Sou from inside the mirrors and jump in with her.
    Yuki looks around to find where you diseappeared, her soldiers scanning the surrounding area.
    The dangerous looking sailors have thier harpoons and other weapons at the ready, they're waiting for you.
    You wait a few moments until one of the mirrors behind her has no one looking at it.
    You jump out of it with your sword aimed right for her orb.

    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)03:58 No.18735582
    rolled 5 = 5

    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)03:59 No.18735586
    rolled 100 = 100

    see ya later, Yuki.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)04:00 No.18735594
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    lol what
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)04:04 No.18735626
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    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)04:05 No.18735642
    I dunno, but I think it's about time for me to call it a night. Staying up till... I'm not sure now, too damn early last night is not treating me too well.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)04:06 No.18735647
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    Shamisen sees you jump out of the mirror and tries to warn Yuki, but it's too late.
    Yuki panics as you pop her orb.
    "See you outside, Yuki." you tell her.
    As she fades out you don't notice that she managed to flip another page on her book.
    You also don't notice the white whale about to land on you from 2 stories above.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)04:08 No.18735675
    >Udz is up late
    >6PM here in glorious GMT+10
    Questin all day erry day.
    ouch lol
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)04:09 No.18735680
    "What's this rushing sound? I'm gonna call it... wind!"
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)04:09 No.18735681
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    >roll got a whale dropped on Hina
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)04:09 No.18735683
    Switch to glass sword, cut it in half before it lands.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)04:11 No.18735705
    -7 here in Washington. Being up tilll 5? 6? then having to get up at 9, and I'm kinda surprised I'm still awake right now. I'mma go do something about that.

    >> Fritz The Drunk Somali Pirate 04/16/12(Mon)04:13 No.18735719
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)04:15 No.18735737
    GMT-7, due to DST. As opposed to -8. Puts us... 15 hours "behind" LG if my math doesn't fail me. But that's rambling.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)04:17 No.18735744
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    The music blasting from the stage's sound system assaults you with its upbeat melody.
    On stage, the girls sing and dance to the tune, all four of them performing quite magnificently.
    Watashi no sekai Watashi no MONO CHANGE!!"

    You fail to understand how this would apply to combat, but then you notice that you have begun to dance along with them
    And you cant stop dancing.
    >> Fritz The Drunk Somali Pirate 04/16/12(Mon)04:17 No.18735747
    i feel like an idiot, i live in wa too, just didnt know gmt
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)04:19 No.18735764
    Can we play violin and dance at the same time?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)04:20 No.18735770
    'Kraus, earplugs!'
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)04:20 No.18735772
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    New thread at 0700 4chan time
    >have to get some work done.
    >See you guys later.
    >> AC-Guy 04/16/12(Mon)04:21 No.18735783

    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)04:27 No.18735818
    Well, time for downtime planning:
    When we get around to trying to grow the Snowberry bush, I think we should try playing for it. I'd suggest using the memory of when our parents turned our room into a greenhouse to try to grow opium.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)04:28 No.18735825
    Dance. Fight. Remembering that time our so-called parents entered us in a junior idol competition, and how if we hadn't been revealed to be a boy, we would have won the big contract. We didn't eat for a week after that.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)04:30 No.18735839
    liek dis?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)04:34 No.18735866
    Oh god yes

    We need some backstory cross dressing to show why we accepted it so readily
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)04:36 No.18735881
    Just, some one repost it next thread, cause I won't be here to do it.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)04:37 No.18735892
    Will do Udz
    I am always there
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)05:49 No.18736413
    >Yuki summons stuff from books
    Lets give her a copy of a startrek novel.
    Fly around space in our own enterprise.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)05:51 No.18736420
    If wrote a journal and loaned it to her, would it summon us, or just a copy of us?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)05:52 No.18736430
    With our luck, it would summon negahayate
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)06:16 No.18736574
    Well I think she summons constructs based on those books so we would get a constructyate
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)06:29 No.18736678
    Powerword Swag would make her summon us.
    We'd be okay with it and go along, then suddenly at one point going "So what's going on, Miss Yuki?" and she'll be like "w-what?" and then we porked.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)06:30 No.18736684
    One that fawns over her?

    >She makes the books real
    >little prince
    Does this mean that she also knows she too is a construct of the directors?
    Another book made real?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)06:40 No.18736757
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)06:48 No.18736806
    Subconsciously yes
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)07:03 No.18736893
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)07:19 No.18736999
    New thread is UP

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