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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Hasser Werden Hassen Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)22:22 No.18746346  
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.

    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    "Bwahahahaha! Say hello to Sasha!" Erica laughs maniacally as she dives down with her gun blazing.
    Her gun barks anger and destruction towards you.
    Bullets the size of you thumb pummel the ground and asphalt into submission.
    You see the guy take multiple hits. One of them popping his orb.

    Erica swings her gun towards the other one about to attack you and Mike.
    Like a Michael Bay on cocaine, her gun destroys everything in it's way.
    Bullets rain down around and on you.
    The last thing you see is Karen getting blasted with a hail of projectiles.

    A moment later, You, Mike and the two Araragis get deposited back in the gym
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:25 No.18746396
    I for one welcome our new pantless german overloard.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:25 No.18746401
    First in the name of LOVE!
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:27 No.18746415
    We should probably walk over and talk Ayuma. We said we'd chat with him after the fight.
    >> Lookout 04/16/12(Mon)22:28 No.18746448
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    because of german.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:29 No.18746457
    Gonna want to have mike do his spiel with the cadets. Also, pester kraus on the match. I wonder how much of our magickal reserves we used for that. (And totally not about the bunny mode part)
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:29 No.18746458
    I agree, we must begin teaching him ASAP, and resist the urge to complement him on his nice legs.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)22:30 No.18746470
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    "Goddammit Erica. Learn to control your fire!" Mike fumes as he finds a seat to continue observing the last remaining minutes of the exercise.
    "Gah. I knew that gun was bad news." You say.
    "ANIKI!!!" your new disciple, Ayumu, runs down the bleachers. "Are you okay?"
    "Yeah, yeah. Im cool. Simulations never leave any damage." You tell him.
    "You were awesome with that violin, and the explosions." He says with his eyes glittering.
    "Thanks. Just a little something I picked up long ago."
    "Want a drink Aniki? I'll get you a drink."
    He runs off before you could say that you can generate the drinks on your own.

    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:30 No.18746473
    rolled 96 = 96

    I say we spend the rest of the time trying to distract Erica to get her back.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:32 No.18746501
    Distract Erica. Its the least we can do. Alternatively seek out Perrine/idols. They would more then likely want to talk to us.
    >> Lookout 04/16/12(Mon)22:32 No.18746506
    watch the match, wait for Ayumu to return.

    And yeah, we are really going to have to take him under our wing, if only so he doesn't turn into the next Shirou, cockblocking us out of ignorance and over-eagerness.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:33 No.18746517
    Talk to Araragi, mist pronounce his name, tell him we bit our tongue?

    That or doge the idols. We dont need to die yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:34 No.18746530
    Looks like she took a level in a prestige class.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:36 No.18746560
    Don't distract Erica, you fucktards.
    That's not going to help her or the new recruits at all.

    See if Hina and Perrine are around.
    If not, observe the rest of the fight. See who else is in the class and who might be a good candidate for the tea party for Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:37 No.18746579
    We could also probably spawn up a table full of tons of treats and goodies as a reward to the trainees
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:39 No.18746607
    Yeah, we kind of promised to find the Hound, didn't we?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:40 No.18746615
    Set up a table full of food and summon a picnic out of thin air to welcome the new trainees. They did good out there.

    Also we have a disciple now, we can teach him the true form of crossdressing and to not be ashamed of it.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:41 No.18746626
    We didn't promise to find her, we said we would look out for her.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:41 No.18746641
    I would say to go ahead and summon up food for everyone. At least a small buffet. Barring that our majicka doesnt go kaput on us after a battle again.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:42 No.18746645
    Keep it light refreshments, not a full meal.
    Though have a plate of fries ready for Erica when she finishes the exercise.
    >> Lookout 04/16/12(Mon)22:42 No.18746657
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:43 No.18746675
    I love it!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)22:51 No.18746789
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    You look around for Hina or Perrine but don't see them anywhere.
    Up on the bleachers, Ted in his little form is getting the attention of a bunch of the recruits.

    'Mike. Mind If I whip up some snacks?' You ask him.
    'Huh? Uh sure. Sure, go on right ahead.'
    YOu walk up to the base of the bleachers and take Kraus out.
    "Kraus, how about some finger food and snacks for the recruits here?"
    In a moment he materializes tables filled with various snacks and drinks, perfect for viewing the exercise with.
    "Guys." You say towards the bleachers. "How about some snacks on me?"
    Some of the girls look apprehensive, but some head down to the table you had set up.
    First and foremost was Luchinni.
    "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!" She says happily as she runs/flies down the bleachers.

    A few moments later and much of the class has gotten a snack.
    Ayumu arrives with two cans of juice.
    "Aniki, here are the drin-" He sees the table spread out nearby. "What?"

    >New aquarion evol Opening
    >Why is it that the first OP is always better?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:53 No.18746813
    Good plan

    Also we should invite the trainees to our housewarming as a present / way to get to know everyone
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:55 No.18746827
    Explain and thank him
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:55 No.18746839
    Sensei is already three steps ahead. Would you like to join the others? If not I can show you how to do stuff like this.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:56 No.18746854
    Take the can of juice.
    "Thanks, Ayumu. I was getting thirsty.
    "Ah, as for this, it's power of my power set from Kraus, my Device. That ability to materialize almost any food or drink I have experience with.
    "Now, let's talk about your dress."
    >> Lookout 04/16/12(Mon)22:56 No.18746855
    "Lesson #1: I always provide the refreshments."
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:57 No.18746869
    I'm a magaikal crossdressing butler, lunch is to be expected.

    Come now my protege, let me teach you the sacred art of crossdressing and swag, it will serve you well.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)22:58 No.18746896
    >I have experience with
    Actually, it's any food or drink, period. I'm not sure if it's because Kraus has all that experience or if it's just majaik, but that's how it is.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/16/12(Mon)22:58 No.18746900
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:02 No.18746953
    Who archived this session? Because both archived Part 83's are wrong.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:03 No.18746965
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    >Got to leave for classes
    >Be home in 12hours.

    Thank the dice gods for the archives.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:04 No.18746992
    >He uses sup/tg/

    Just search using the foolz archive.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:06 No.18747024
    The suptg archive is usually better for keeping track of all sessions and is more commonly used.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:08 No.18747046
    There is always the /tg/ catalog.

    Even better organized then foolz....
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:10 No.18747057
    You mean 'than,' and unless I'm mistaken, the catalog doesn't keep an archive of threads. Also, I'm not the guy you were talking to.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:13 No.18747089
    This is a good idea
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:19 No.18747167
    >Actually, it's any food or drink, period.
    I went back and checked.
    What we can materialize depends on Kraus' database of culinary dishes.
    So it's not what we have experience with, but neither is it any and all foods and drinks, either.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:20 No.18747187
    >Kraus' database of culinary dishes
    Sounds like any and all foods and drinks to me.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)23:22 No.18747205
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    YOu take the can of juice from him.
    "Thanks, I was getting thristy. As for this, it's one of the abilities that came with my device. I am a butler afterall, it would be expected for me to serve up a meal or two."
    "Wow. So you get to eat for free?"
    "More or less yeah. I still have no idea how the majaiked up food nourishes me seeing that I use my own majaik to produce it, but it does."
    "DONT QUESTION IT NUMBNUTS. IT JUST DOES." Kraus joins in the conversation.
    "Ah yes, let me introduce you to my Device." You activate his teaset form "This is Kraus."
    "As you can see, he's uhhh.. Very articulate."
    "Hello Mister Kraus, This is my device. Mysteltain-Sensei."
    His device talks in the voice of an old man.
    "Glad to make your acquaintance."

    You take Ayumu aside to watch the rest of the excercises.
    Erica pursues her panicking prey across the skies.
    The only thing saving Miyafuji is her powerful magic shields.
    "That girl is scary..." Ayumu says under his breath.
    "You should see her at home." You smirk
    "You live with her Aniki?"
    "Yeah. She's my girlfriend." you sweat drop as you watch her destroy a building with a wild barrage of missiles.
    "I... I know that feel." he tells you.

    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:22 No.18747209
    It's not any and all food and drinks, only what's in the database. The database may be large, but there are still going to be things outside of it.
    This is a very clear distinction.
    >> Lookout 04/16/12(Mon)23:25 No.18747251
    Ask Ayumu what brought him to the Bureau
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:26 No.18747260
    You get used to it, the rest of the girls tend to keep her more or less in check.

    So how'd you get dragged into the bureau, kicking and screaming in a skirt no less? It seems like an interesting story?

    Also you don't seem to enjoy the cross-dressing portion, you seem to be troubled that people think you're a pervert. There is a trick to dealing with that, simply be so manly and charming that no matter what you wear people respect you, anyways wearing cute clothes is fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:26 No.18747270
    Ask Ayumu how he was recruited to the Bureau.
    Also, if there's any special significance or power boost from his dress; we get enhanced speed at the cost of defense and our other abilities, for example.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:27 No.18747273
    Whip up some traditional cha (that nasty thick japanese green tea) for ourselves and Ayumu while we watch.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:28 No.18747283
    Ask him about his home, and such.
    See how he got here, and ask about his handler.

    Also invite everyone to the party sunday.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:30 No.18747305
    Actually, mugicha (made from barley) is more appropriate after physical work. Thick tea is horrible for that.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:33 No.18747340
    >Also invite everyone to the party sunday.
    We really should clear that with the girls first.
    I mean, inviting the Advanced Class is one thing, but aside from the Witches, we don't know anyone from the Basic Class.
    The girls might want a bit of a say in this.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:34 No.18747355
    The thick tea isn't actually bad

    They make it from a lighter green tea so it isn't as bitter

    The newer stuff that they just throw in a pots worse

    >anbone Mrs
    Is captcha telling us to find a milf?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:36 No.18747385
    That's not what I was saying. It's just gross after physical exertion, like drinking milk after a long run.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:36 No.18747387
    I agree with this.
    Cold mugicha for after physical exertion.
    Thick tea is for conversation.

    This is like serving Earl Grey for afternoon tea.
    It simply isn't done.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:38 No.18747405
    I don't think they will mind

    At our last party which was half house warming half Nanoha's birthday we had heaps of people and they were fine with it

    Anyway give the girls two cute boys in dresses to drool over and you could ask them to do anything
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:39 No.18747425
    Those people were mostly either from our class, Nanoha's, or some extension of those groups though.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:40 No.18747431
    It's a matter of principle.
    This is their home too, after all.
    And the people we invited to Nanoha's birthday were all people that Nanoha knew and was friends with. Also, we didn't invite the entire class for that party either.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)23:41 No.18747448
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    "So how were you recruited into the Bureau?" You ask him?
    "Well. I was walking home one night when I was attacked by this guy with a horse's head. That's when Haruna , my handler, saved me." he explains.
    "I see. And what about the dress? if you dont mind me asking."
    "Well, Aniki, Mysteltain isnt exactly my Device, It's Haruna's. But It bonded to me when I had to use it to fight off a monster. Since it was her device at first, and calibrated to her, her armor design, the dress, carried over and was applied to me."
    "Ahhhh.. I guess that's when the misunderstandings occured?"
    "Yes Aniki..." He begins to sob.

    WAT DO>?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:42 No.18747472
    Oh yeah it is disgusting after exercise
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)23:43 No.18747477
    I.. I drink milk after a long run [ride].
    It's good.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:45 No.18747499
    Give him a shoulder to cry on and pat him on the shoulder.
    "Don't let it get to you.
    "You are who you want to be. A man who is comfortable enough in his own masculinity and sexuality to be able to wear a dress and still charm the ladies.
    "Once you are firm in that, then you can truly begin to cross-dress. The ultimate form is to not even require a dress, but to cross-dress mentally."
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:45 No.18747503

    Put an arm over his shoulders.
    "Do not worry, young padawan. I too know the pain of misunderstandings. When they happen and everyone is after you, come to me. What's the worst that can happen?"
    >Double misunderstanding - entire bureau hunts down Hayate and Ayamu.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:46 No.18747516
    Your tears are delicious

    Reassure him that it doesn't make him any less manly for wearing a cute dress, it just means he needs to change his outlook and show that he is awesome even while wearing a dress
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:47 No.18747527
    Well, on the bright side, at least your device doesn't constantly call you a faggot, right?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:47 No.18747528
    There is an old saying, it's not what you wear, but how you wear it. You should feel no shame for wearing cute clothes, instead embrace the power they grant you. Should you wear them with confidence and poise, women will fall for you and men will wonder why they're attracted to you. It's all in your head my friend.

    If you worry about being manly while wearing a dress simply become manly enough that it shines through no matter what you wear.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:48 No.18747534
    If it makes you feel any better, the bureau and the people in it are pretty cool with guys in dresses. They're certainly not going to think you're some freaky pervert, at the least.

    Actually, more than a few of the girls here seem to like guys in dresses, so yeah. As long as you don't act like a dick, you'll probably be swimming in girl soon enough.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:52 No.18747575
    And that's how the entire bureau became one big swag pile.
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:55 No.18747608
    When I was first recruited, they mentioned something about swapping out the AI in a device. Maybe you could see if they could reset the Armor settings? Worth a shot?
    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:55 No.18747612

    /tg/ - Social tolerance and understanding.

    For once.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/16/12(Mon)23:56 No.18747622
    watch the fight, mingle with recruits.

    Oh yes we must add this to the schedule after never and before butthurt.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/16/12(Mon)23:57 No.18747635
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    You put an arm around him, and give him a reassuring pat as he wipes the tears forming in his eyes.
    "Don't worry too much about it. A real man doesnt let clothes get in the way of swag. Also, I know for a fact that some girls like crossdressing guys... Case in point, my girlfriend that leveled half that town just now." You tell him.
    "And look at the bright side, at least your device doesn't constantly call you a faggot, right?"
    "Y-yeah. Thanks Aniki."
    "You are welcome. Now if you would excuse me, I have some things to take care of."
    You remember something you need to do.

    >> Anonymous 04/16/12(Mon)23:59 No.18747663
    Find the idols, congratulate them on a creative use of magic and an interesting fight. Offer them some refreshments.
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)00:00 No.18747675
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:01 No.18747694
    The bet with Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:02 No.18747709
    Congratulate idols and introduce ourselves to Io

    Find Perrine and invite her to our house for tea
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:03 No.18747729
    Talk with people we fought with:

    Find the idols, congratulate them on their teamwork and almost getting us.

    Find the girl with the big robot arms. Good speed and high strength, see if she can pick up a ranged attack or a good all-around defense.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:04 No.18747730
    >"I like him. I don't know how this started, or why. But I do." She says "He has that effect, yes." Hina tells her. "And, I'm also p..." #msq

    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)00:04 No.18747741
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    >"I like him. I don't know how this started, or why. But I do." She says "He has that effect, yes." Hina tells her. "And, I'm also p..."

    oh shit the cannon's loading.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/17/12(Tue)00:04 No.18747742
    Shit i dunno
    [x] tongue in loli butt?
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/17/12(Tue)00:06 No.18747762
    nope not falling for it. Bring on the childrens, let them rain!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:08 No.18747777
    I love that it comes out to EXACTLY 140 characters.

    I applaud your trolling, LG.
    >> Codeki 04/17/12(Tue)00:08 No.18747780
    >Walk in, right as she says "Pregnant."

    "Congrats! Who's the father?"
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:09 No.18747793
    I'd be all for "DAMN YOU TIME-YATE!"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)00:10 No.18747806
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    >find the Idols
    You look up the bleachers and find the idols sitting together watching the ongoing excercises.
    Walking up to them, you are greeted by the twins and Miki.
    "Niichan! Sit with us!"
    You sit next to them, and almost automatically, Miki latches onto your arm.
    "Honey, Miki thinks that you were so cool with that violin. Also, you were so cute in that dress while singing with us."
    "Yeah. Yeah. Maybe you should practice with us more often!" The twins say. "We could be much better as a quintet!"
    "..." The fourth Idol makes a show of ignoring you.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:10 No.18747808
    It'll be "p...ositive that I want to get in this.. thing you all have."

    And we'll all be SO MAD.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:12 No.18747822
    Butler modo to the max. Dapper through her passive aggression and introduce self.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:12 No.18747823
    "No, no, it seemed like you four had a teamwork dynamic that I'd be hard-pressed to follow.
    "Ah, but we haven't been introduced yet. Hello, I'm Hayate Ayasaki, a pleasure to meet you, Miss...?"
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)00:12 No.18747826
    Say they fought well, and they're all great performers, then
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:13 No.18747832
    we are dead
    we are gonna burn hard and die in a flaming fire.hinavis gonna find us, erica will find out and we will die so fucking hard.
    especially since we might not be able to even time stop out of it.
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    >kids don't know 'twas confirmed ages ago that Froggy's preggy
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:15 No.18747849
    I'm going to be rather busy in the future, but I'll try my best to practice with you. Just as a practice companion mind you, I would hate to interfere with your elegant group dynamic and I'm already a butler, no need to toss idol on top of that.

    I don't think I ever caught your name, I'm Hayate, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Your performance was a wonder to behold.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:15 No.18747852
    Agreed that we can't allow the idols to monopolize our time.
    We still need to find Yuki, see how things went with her, then find Hina and find out how she got knocked out.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:30 No.18748046
    Polite refusal.

    BUUUUUUUT We could offer to do a show or two with them for the students. A talent competition or something.

    >Our show finishes, standing ovation, handkerchiefs thrown, Phantom weeping in box 5, etc etc
    >next act is hanging themselves out back
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:31 No.18748057

    >Our show finishes, standing ovation, handkerchiefs thrown, Phantom weeping in box 5, etc etc
    >next act is hanging themselves out back
    That's why we go on last.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)00:38 No.18748159
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    "No, no, it seemed like you four had a teamwork dynamic that I'd be hard-pressed to follow." You tell them
    "Awww but you were so good Niichan."
    "Okay, well maybe I could spare some time to practice with you."
    You then turn to the fourth girl.
    "We haven't been introduced yet. Hello, I'm Hayate Ayasaki, a pleasure to meet you, Miss...?"
    "Iori. Minase Iori. And yes, the pelasure is all yours."
    "Miss Iori, might I be able to interest you in some refreshments?" you ask her.
    "No, I've already have had something to drink." She curtly nods at a paper cup on the seat beside her.
    "I see. Some other time then?"
    "Perhaps." She goes back to watching the excercise.
    'So cold. Where Have I seen this before?' you think to yourself.
    Miki tugs at your arm.
    "Nee Honey." She says
    "Miki was wondering if you would play the violin for her again. Miki wants to song a song with you."
    "Sure. Just tell me what you want me to play and I'll do my best to accommodate you."
    "Yay!" She lets your arm go and goes in for a full hug, her impressive 'weaponry' presenting itself for inspection.
    "Sneaky Miki..." The twins say "Hogging Niichan all to yourself."
    They then proceed to drape themselves over you as well.

    'Fuck.' is all you could say back.

    WAT DO?

    >brb grabbing lunch
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/17/12(Tue)00:40 No.18748197
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:40 No.18748199
    "Ah, but girls, if you'll excuse me for right now, I have my rounds to do."

    Extricate ourselves, find Yuki
    If Yuki not present, mentillate to Hina and ask her where she is, and if we can join her.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:42 No.18748217
    I can't very well play the violin with the three of you draped on me. Why don't we find a stage and play some music to congratulate the new recruits.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:42 No.18748221
    Fake a phone/mentilate call. Use it to extricate ourselves and find someone less lethal to be around.
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)00:43 No.18748228
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:43 No.18748236
    Politely excuse yourself to keep checking on the rest of the class and the other helpers. See if you can find Lo. Also, Hina and Yuki come to mind in particular, I'm curious if they're talking about the match.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:45 No.18748256
    From a meta-game perspective, I think she should be allowed to talk with Hina undisturbed. Hina is one of the few people that Perrine has started talking to on her own initiative, and the only one from our girls.

    From an in-character perspective, we don't need to run after Hina and Perrine all the time, and Yuki was supposed to have been involved in this exercise, so we should find her.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:46 No.18748281
    well than...
    proceed to not die by means of going the rounds.
    also the 4th ones a guy thus resistant to our swag.
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)00:47 No.18748289
    we also have the terms of a bet to settle. plenty of reason to track her down.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:48 No.18748305
    > guy thus resistant to our swag.

    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:49 No.18748315
    rolled 42 = 42

    Iori is a girl

    There are only two guys in the new basics class.
    ARARARARAGI and Ayumu
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:52 No.18748355

    She finally got out of her quiet shell. Let's see if she's willing to talk about her amazing new experience.

    What depresses me is that she's just an artificial construct used as a garbage dump for junk information by the Director. So every so often, she gets a direct injection of MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK. And she has to deal with that. Alone. In a cold library.

    If we do get her in our family, she's getting all the hugs.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:52 No.18748357
    Let us look for Yuki, ask her about her abilities and what Hina meant by "Dropped a whale on her".
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:07 No.18748539
    >2 guys in the entire class

    Okay, this is more than a little weird.

    Is the Bureau having recruitment troubles? Because everyone is going to notice the gender difference and have their own ideas as to what's causing it.

    >Director figured out how to harness Hayate's ambient swag as a source of energy, and is now throwing as many women at him as possible to increase it
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:12 No.18748575
    Recruitment is random though. So having an all girl class shoudnt be that weird.
    Or are you saying that girls cant kick as much ass as guys?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:14 No.18748590
    and THATS why i think they keep allowing us reloads to keep us from being HUEHUEHUE`d to death.
    really the ultimate state of the bureau is gonna be a hyper massive hayate swag army.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:14 No.18748597
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)01:14 No.18748601
    and random means we should expect roughly 50/50 boys/girls. this heavy of a spread to girls is worth taking note of.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:16 No.18748624
    We can find Perrine after we talk to Yuki.
    And watch Erica finish the exercise.

    But mostly, watch Erica finish the exercise. We should watch and be supportive of our girlfriend.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:17 No.18748636
    Well, on average, yes. Though individual classes may be wildly divergent.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)01:29 No.18748757
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    You quickly extract yourself from the dangerous situation as smoothly as you can.
    "I'm sorry, but I'll have to go uhhh... I need to get my uhhh... I must talk to uhhh... Ah yes. I need to talk to someone about something." you tell the Idols as you slip out of thier arms.
    'SMOOTH MOVE CASANOVA.' Kraus comments.

    "Aww... Can't you stay longer Honey?"
    "Yeah Niichan. Watch the rest of the exercise with us."
    "I'm sorry girls, but I really need to talk about that thing with that someone." You quickly scan the crowd for someone to move to that won't end with your nuts crushed.
    You find Yuki sitting quietly with her cat near the top.
    "So yeah, I'll catch you girls later." you make your way to Yuki.

    Outside, behind the gym Hina and Perrinne are having quite a conversation.
    "I think you know what I'm gonna say." The french one says.
    "I have an idea somewhat." Hina tells her.
    "I won't be holding back anymore. I'll come clean."
    "Go ahead." Hina encourages her.
    "I like him. I don't know how this started, or why. But I do." She says
    "He has that effect, yes." Hina tells her with a small chuckle.
    This allows Perrinne to relax somewhat.
    "Lots of weird things have been happening around me since I met him..." She continues.
    "It can only get weirder, trust me."

    You walk up to Yuki with a smile.
    "H-hi." She says as she pets Shamisen.
    He, in turn, gives you a small nod.

    WAT SAY?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:29 No.18748759
    >lg grabbing lunch
    the hell time zone does he live in, moscow, or india??
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)01:30 No.18748770
    gmt+8. Asia.
    Grabbed a late-ish lunch at work
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:31 No.18748778
    "Hina said you dropped a whale on her? How's that work?"
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:31 No.18748781
    "Hello Yuki, Shamisen. How did you do in the combat exercise?
    "Come to think of it, I didn't catch what theme your powers revolve around."
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:32 No.18748790
    Oh, and make sure to have Kraus recording Erica's fight. We'll want to watch the highlights so that we can talk intelligently about it to Erica when she finishes.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:36 No.18748831
    I agree.

    We should pay attention to our first girl.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:37 No.18748839
    I heard you summoned a whale on top of Hina, that took guts. I'm proud of you. How did you pull that off anyway? You have the makings of a good agent if you're able to take Hina down.
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)01:37 No.18748841
    "Erica, I'm sure you're familiar with the concept of 'friendly fire'. With that gun, it's a friendly firestorm. you should probably rein it in a little bit."
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:41 No.18748882
    "So. You dropped a whale on my girlfriend."
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:42 No.18748894
    Well yes, the Blue-on-Blue incident is an obvious topic. But I'm referring to other things that she might need to work on, or complimenting her on.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:44 No.18748914
    "Ace of aces, do you have enough boolit?"
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:47 No.18748955
    "So, I heard you dropped a whale on Hina. That's very well done."
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)01:47 No.18748956
    "Team kill again and you'll sleep on the couch for a week; I'll make Ursula tie you to it."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)01:47 No.18748960
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    "Hello Yuki, Shamisen. How did you do in the combat exercise?"
    "We.. We got taken out." Yuki answers.
    "Hah. We took our opponent out too." Shamisen finishes for her.
    "Hina said you did, She said something about you dropping a whale on her. How does that work?" You ask as you take a seat besides her.
    "I can summon almost anything out of any book I have on hand. Larger, more powerful artifacts or personas use a lot of majaik though."
    "Anything? Does that include people?" You ask
    "Yes. I can summon a character as long as he's described enough in the book for me to visualize."
    "Interesting. Can you summon historical characters? Like real people?"
    "I-i can... But to keep them acting like they would in real life, with their full persona and such uses too much of my majaik."

    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)01:49 No.18748989
    "What about fictional characters and creatures? For instance, how much of a drain would it be to summon a Balrog?"
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:50 No.18749006
    Have our jaw hit the floor and then slowly pick it back up.

    Yuki, I am not sure you realize just how powerful and versatile an ability that is. I am currently in a state of shock. If you keep at it you have absurd potential. That and you'll be able to meet any characters that you've ever wanted, that has to be pretty neat.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:50 No.18749009
    That is a straight up impressive power. I am straight up impressed.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:51 No.18749022
    "That's fascinating. So, you could even bring out master swordsmen like Miyamoto Musashi, or a wizard like Gandalf, then?
    "I can see you being a very versatile and flexible agent. The team that gets you will be lucky indeed.
    "I seem to have something similar going on with my own household staff of familiars."
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:52 No.18749032
    "Would you be able to write your own stories and summon characters or objects from them?"
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:58 No.18749101
    oh god no.

    >Yuki writes whatever she wants and summons her creations forth
    >Yuki creates and employs SUEs
    >Guard assassin blasts her face off in the middle of our date
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:59 No.18749107
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:01 No.18749129
    so we literally have the nemesis of the transpace guard working for us.

    thats all kinds of awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:01 No.18749132
    She's an offshoot of the Director of the organization.

    I don't think the Guard wants to start that kind of shit what with the Doctor(s) being involved.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)02:03 No.18749152
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    "Would you be able to write your own stories and summon characters or objects from them?" you ask her.
    "I.. I'm no writer. I just like reading." She answers shyly.
    "But you can try right?"
    "I g-guess."
    "Well, why don't you? Tell you what. Let's work on a round-robin story sometime. does that sound good?"
    "Y-yes." She hides behind her copy of Moby Dick.
    "It's a date then." You notice the book and chuckle "So that's where you got the whale from."

    You settle in to watch the rest of the match with Yuki.
    Erica has again lost Miyafuji, the nimble witch proving herself quite good at evasion.
    Lo is walking down a street without much opposition and J is roofhopping trying to find another target.

    Someone attacks Erica.
    She's piloting one of those robot armor things that Ichika from your class has.
    Erica swerves and ducks under the hail of gunfire and lets loose a barrage of her own.
    'Mike, how many trainees left in the simulation?' you ask
    'Two. Miyafuji and Charlotte Dunois' He answers.
    'Should I recall one of my familiars?'
    'Nah. Let them stay in there.' he answers.

    Below you, you notice Hina and Perrinne walk-in the gym.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:04 No.18749158
    It's not a S.U.E. if there's no reality distortion field.
    She can manifest Mary-Sue characters, and as long as they don't generate a reality distortion field, she's safe from the Guard and Institute.

    Case in point: Bella Swan.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:05 No.18749167
    so if she is an offshoot of the director, then would that mean the director is essentially a WAY more powerful yuki that isn`t a construct?
    i think i now understand why nobody is bothering to fuck with this agency.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:05 No.18749171
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:05 No.18749173
    Give them a wave and a smile. Neither seems to have tried to kill the other, so we can presume the "not holding back" suggestion is working for now.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:06 No.18749177
    Wave at them, and pat the seats next to us, inviting them over to watch the end of the match.
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)02:07 No.18749199

    mentilate Hina, ask what they've been talking about. also>>18749177

    >ysis progroz
    even captcha wants some progress.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:07 No.18749200
    Go down to Hina and Perrine.
    "Hello, ladies. I've prepared refreshments if you desire.
    "How did you do, Hina?"
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:09 No.18749226
    Discretion, dear Lookout. Do not press or pry for private information.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:12 No.18749265
    >wat do?
    go say hi.

    yes captcha i c a war as well.
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)02:13 No.18749269
    you are correct. alright, change it to asking if there's anything we should be aware of.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)02:15 No.18749296
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    You give them a wave and pat the seat beside you.
    'Care to join us?' You ask them mentally.
    'Let me just get some drinks first.' Hina says as she heads to the table, Perrinne makes her way up to you.
    "Hey there. You went out with Hina?"
    "Yes." She answers before she sits down besides Yuki.
    Shamisen leaves his master's lap and deposits himself on her's for some scratches behind the ears.
    "Did you two talk about anything?" You ask
    "Quite a lot, actually."
    "I see. Glad to see that you are getting along."
    Hina joins you shortly after that.

    WAT DO?
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)02:19 No.18749324
    Smile, "I'm glad you two have been getting along together better since the first time all three of us met." then turn the smile into a troll grin.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:20 No.18749339
    Pet the kitty. Make no references to whales. Say that we're happy that the two of them are getting along.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:23 No.18749368
    "It's nice to see that things turned out well between you."

    Make idle chit-chat while watching Erica finish up the combat exercise.

    We'll talk with all of the girls at lunch to tell them about the tea party plan first.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)02:33 No.18749458
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    'Soooo... You had a talk with Perrinne?' you mentillate Hina.
    'Yes. It was interesting, to say the least.'
    'Can I ask what you talked about?'
    'Stuff. Interesting stuff.' she answers.
    'I see..' you smile at her. 'Im glad to see you two are getting along much better than when you first met.'
    Your smile turns into a silly grin.
    She elbows you in the ribs softly.
    'You have no idea how hard you make it for the girls, don't you Swagzilla?'
    'Nope.' you tell her honestly.
    'You beautiful bastard.' she smiles and snuggles in closer.
    You continue watching the matches.

    Miyafuji finds Lo walking down the street and fires some shots at him.
    "I'm sorry mister panda!"
    "No wan trabble!" he jumps in through a shop window.
    You have enough time to see that he dove into a hardware.
    'Yep, Miyafuji is in trabble now.' you think.

    Erica continues her assault on her opponent.
    Charlotte's mecha is large but agile, proving capable of going toe to toe with Erica's strikers.
    Her gun jams. Her opponent uses this opportunity to get a bead on her.

    'Hey.' Perrinne mentillates you. 'I like you.'
    She says again.
    'And I like you too.' you answer her.
    She continues petting Shamisen.

    [ ]talk about the bet
    [ ]talk about other things
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:33 No.18749462
    I actually wonder if Froggy is still diverting all her pay to rebuilding Gallia?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:35 No.18749489
    in before hina tried to get drunk as shit so she could forget about babby problem.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:35 No.18749491
    Talk about the bet, say that she has to come have a tea party with us
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:35 No.18749492
    [x] other
    Inform her of the housewarming party.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:35 No.18749493
    Talk about the bet, Have it be a date or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:36 No.18749496
    Pet the kitty, it must be done.

    We'll discuss the bet at a better time, for now talk about other things, like how boned Miyafuji is or how we somehow acquired a protege.
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)02:36 No.18749503
    [x]talk about the bet, ask her what's completely off-limits.
    We did say 'anything' but I'm sure there's some things that would be unbearably humiliating that we, as a gentleman, will not do.
    and pet the cat.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:36 No.18749512
    [x]Talk about the bet.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:36 No.18749513
    [x]talk about other things
    "So, how are you finding the Bureau, Perrine? I admit that it gets a little weird at times, but it's always an interesting kind of weird."

    We'll talk about the bet, and the tea party, after we clear it with the girls. Besides, as much as Erica and Ursula dislike Perrine, they may know if the tea party idea is even a good one or not.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:38 No.18749534
    About that bet...
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:40 No.18749558
    I think it's been a few years since their war ended, but she is probably still sending a good chunk of it back.

    >jackie chan panda in hardware store
    Dis gon be good

    [x]talk about bet

    "So, Ms. Perrine. About that deal we made...

    Before I do anything too outrageous, are there any limits you'd like to set? I want this to be fun for everyone involved."
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:41 No.18749562
    this one talks sense, listen to him.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:45 No.18749613
    If we're talking about the bet, this seems like a good idea.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)02:47 No.18749634
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    'So.. About that bet.'
    'Anything off-limits?' you ask her.
    'D-dint you say ANYTHING?'
    'Are you sure about that?' you ask.
    'Y-yes. B-but.. please be gentle.'
    'I-I mean... I'll do anything you ask. W-what do you want done?'
    'I'm actually not quite sure yet. I'll get back to you on that.'
    you reach over and give Shamisen a scratch behind the ear.
    'Watch how boned Miyafuji is.' you tell her as you nod towards the screens.

    Miyafuji continues to straffe the front of the store Lo jumped in to.
    From inside, you hear Lo say "NO WAN TRABBLE!"
    A length of 2x4 hurtles out of the busted storefront and hits Yoshika's bubble dead-center.
    'Told you.' you say to perrine.

    [ ]continue watching
    [ ]talk to ___________
    [ ]other
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:47 No.18749648

    Oh my
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:48 No.18749653
    Let's see how Erica does.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:49 No.18749660
    >please be gentle
    Butt, meet tongue. Tongue, butt.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:49 No.18749666
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:50 No.18749678
    Continue watching.

    Act like a sports announcer and give some color commentary about the match.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:51 No.18749690
    Talk to that Araragi guy, apologize for going after his little sister.
    It was a combat simulation, no hard feelings, right?
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)02:53 No.18749712
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    >'Y-yes. B-but.. please be gentle.'

    [x]other, check on the snack table and Zuchhini's sugar intake
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:54 No.18749727
    >Zuchhini's sugar intake
    Oh shit!
    How much sugar did we leave out there?
    There was apparently a cake, and I can only assume soda's of various types.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:57 No.18749753
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)03:06 No.18749815
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    You settle back in and continue watching.

    Erica flies around like an epileptic bumblebee as she tries to avoid the rounds being fired off by the recruit in the mech.
    She's pounding on her gun to try and get it unjammed.
    She says over and over again.
    She flies straight through an open window, hoping that her enemies size would not allow her to be pursued.

    She flies out of the other side of the building. Right where Charlotte was waiting.
    She swings her gun wildly, luckily swatting the enemies orb with it.
    Charlotte brings her mech's arm down.
    They take each other out simultaneously.

    They rematerialize in the gym and shake hands for a well done fight.
    Lo and J also materialize into the gym.
    "Okay class, that's the end of our little exercise."
    Mike announces, "You are all dismissed for the rest of the day as I review this combat data I got."

    Erica climbs the bleachers to where you sat, and deposits herself in your lap.

    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:08 No.18749829
    rolled 62 = 62

    Hey guys, how many times do you think Negayate has used timestop to squeeze out a quickie on girls before teleporting away, all without them ever knowing?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:08 No.18749840
    Dope slap for the friendly fire.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:08 No.18749846
    Grab her ear.

    "So...about your disturbing attitude towards friendly fire..."
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:09 No.18749849
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:09 No.18749857
    Almost go for a kiss, get her to lean in for it, get her to expect it. Then flick her on the forehead and tell her that's for the friendly fire incident.

    Then give her a real kiss.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:09 No.18749859
    "Had fun, Erica?"
    Give her a quick kiss.
    "Though we'll need to work on your aim with Sasha in the future."
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:16 No.18749915
    Grope time.
    "Honk honk."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)03:19 No.18749937
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    You lean in to kiss her.
    She smiles and closes her eyes waiting for it.
    You flick her forehead.
    "That was for that friendly fire incident." You tell her.
    "You really should control your aim."
    "My aim is good, and you know it." She answers as she sticks her tongue out at you. "You should learn to dodge better."
    "You should not let Mike hear that." you tell her as you go in for a real kiss.

    Most of the class has left the gym.
    You are left with your girls, Yuki and Perrinne.
    Your familiars are waiting for further instructions by the door.
    You glance at your watch and see that it's almost time for the lunch break.

    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:19 No.18749941
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    >implying that Erica has anything to grope
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:21 No.18749961
    Yuki, Perrine, care to join us for lunch? It'll also give us an opportunity to show you our new residence.

    Mentilate the rest of our girls and see if they're free to join as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:21 No.18749962
    Discuss housewarming party and group date for Nanoha
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:22 No.18749970
    "So, ladies, what would you like for lunch today?"

    Mentillate to Ursula and Nanoha and meet with them at our usual place for lunch.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:23 No.18749985
    Lunch for everyone right then and there
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)03:37 No.18750063
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    You invite Perrinne and Yuki to join you for lunch and they accept.
    You then contact Nanoha and Ursula to meet you at you usual spot.
    'Awww.. Can't we eat at home? I kinda want to eat at the beach.' Nanoha answers
    'I also think that this is a good Idea.' Ursula adds.
    "Yeah. I think I want a dip in the sea." Erica says.
    Hina gives you a nod.
    "Well then, let's do that." You turn to Perrinne and Yuki, "I guess we'll be having lunch back at my place, i hope you two don't mind."
    "No. I-it's fine with me."
    "Your place? You mean your room?" Perrinne asks.
    "Well, It's in my room, yeah."

    You and the girls teleport into the bottle.
    J and the others follow using the portkey you gave J.

    "Where is this?" Perineum asks when she gets the chance to look around.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:39 No.18750082
    Give that bitch an infodump. Bitches love infodumps.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:40 No.18750089
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:40 No.18750092
    Welcome to my and the girls new home
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:41 No.18750098

    Now that's just not nice. And you claim to waifu her...
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:41 No.18750100
    My family's new abode, we picked it up yesterday, got a great deal on it.

    We were starting to run out of room and decided to make an investment for the future.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:42 No.18750109
    "This is my, and the girls', new home. We just signed the paperwork yesterday, actually.
    "A real estate broker that Mike recommended was able to offer us this property for a very good price.
    "It's actually a majaikal building in a bottle. Well, a little larger than a regular bottle. The glass container is kept within my old room in the dorms."
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:43 No.18750114
    oh god, return of the tsun bullets!
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)03:44 No.18750121
    "This is the brand-spanking-new Ayasaki residence," (and spank erica when we say spanking), "My family's new home. We purchased it from Gulliver's Real Estate(or whatever his shop's called) yesterday. Make yourselves comfortable while I get lunch ready."

    curse my body's ability to not go to sleep when I know i should.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)03:53 No.18750205
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    You give her an info dump. Bitches love infodumps.
    "This is our new home. It's actually a building in a bottle that I keep in my dorm room."
    You explain to her as you lead them to the beach.
    "We signed the paperwork yesterday at Gulliver's Real Estate in town. It has a beach, a library in the tower, a nice garden, a huge house, and perfect weather all year round."
    "It's nice, I woudn't mind living in a place like this." She tells you.
    Erica's eyebrow twitches.

    You arrive at the beach, Erica and NAnoha majaik themselves up some swimsuits and play in the sea as you get lunch ready at an outdoor kitchen Kraus manifested for you.

    "Why don't you guys join Erica and Nanoha while I prepare lunch?" you tell them.
    "And don't worry Hina, I'm sure this sea has no whales."
    She gives you light punch but materializes a swimsuit anyway.
    Ursula, Yuki and Perrine opt to just sit at the shore under the numerous coconut palms planted there.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:56 No.18750233
    >Erica's eyebrow twitches.
    Bad sign.
    We'll probably want to talk with Erica privately about Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:59 No.18750269
    Get our chef on. Make conversation with Ursula, tell her about the battle. Ask how work is going in the labs.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:00 No.18750278
    "May I enquire upon the reasons of you not gracing me with your swimsuits, m'ladies?"
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:01 No.18750286
    >house in a bottle
    What happens if the bottle is destroyed?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:01 No.18750290
    I haven't read this quest in ages...
    How big has the harem become? How many characters did LG introduce? How overpowered have we become? Did plot finally happen?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:02 No.18750297
    Start cooking, make small talk.

    Talk to Ursula about the combat exercise today.
    "Oh, Ursula, Erica will probably ask you about it later, but Sasha jammed today during combat exercises. She'll likely ask you how to clear a jam like that while in-flight."
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:03 No.18750301
    4, soon to be 5
    A shitload
    Not all that much really yet
    Slowly but surely
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:04 No.18750311
    We also have a pregnant one.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:05 No.18750315
    Read the archive.
    >four and at least two fencesitters
    >all of them
    >barely at all, aside from timestop
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)04:05 No.18750320
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    After a few minutes, and with some help from J, you manage to prepare a quick filling lunch.

    Kraus materializes a table under a canvas gazebo for your group to eat on.
    As you gather around the table and begin to eat, you of course begin to exchange pleasant chitchat.

    [ ]ursula
    [ ]perrinne
    [ ]Erica
    [ ]Nanoha
    [ ]Hina
    [ ]Yuki
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:06 No.18750326
    It takes just about the wrath of a god to manage it but it explodes outwards

    Four with another four or five incoming

    Not much more powerful

    A few characters many were just introduced last thread
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:06 No.18750332
    >Talk to who
    Oh dammit why do you make us pick why WHY YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LG
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:07 No.18750333
    [x] Erica
    We need to defuse her beef with Perrine now, or face a harem rift.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:07 No.18750334
    Ursula first, then Nanoha.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)04:07 No.18750337
    I read that as TWO FACESITTERS

    Me gusta
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:08 No.18750341
    Ursula, we haven't spent time with her lately. How goes the sciencing?
    Also, LG are we gonna get robomaid soon or what.
    Also also
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)04:08 No.18750347
    [x]Perrine, ask her if she feels threatened by the Gazebo, and if she needs us to defend her again.
    >It takes just about the wrath of anyone as strong as Nanoha is right now to manage it but it explodes outwards
    fixed that for you. that's a distinction not without a difference
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:08 No.18750349
    >another four or five incoming
    Are you counting the IM@S twins and Miki? They behave that way with pretty much everyone.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:09 No.18750355
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:10 No.18750360
    It's family. Harem is too vulgar a word.

    4 at the docks, with 1 steadily coming into port.
    4 have shown interest in docking.
    Dinghy Keima Still rowing around outside the general perimeter.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:10 No.18750364
    We need to defuse the situation quickly before it can get any worse.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:10 No.18750365
    >anyone as strong as Nanoha is right now
    Physically, or magically? Because there are plenty of things stronger than an eight year old girl.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:12 No.18750382
    LG himself said we have them incoming thanks to a 99 and 100 we rolled when we first played for them

    Also Miki doesn't just call everyone her honey
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)04:12 No.18750385
    majaikally. pretty sure the bottle is rated to A+ protection and she just recently broke into S strength.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:12 No.18750388
    We have become badass fiddle master.
    Also, we got a disciple.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:13 No.18750399
    She switched form calling P-san form Honey, back to Producer, after she decided that we are now her honey.
    I think it was in that thread when she snuck into the house
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:15 No.18750414
    It was long before that, in a tweet after we played she told P San she found a new honey
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:17 No.18750428
    ...did we just steal someone's girls? That poses future problems.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:17 No.18750436
    I'm sure that went just right with P-san.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:18 No.18750441
    Miki isn't in a relationship with Producer, so no.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:18 No.18750442
    He's their manager and his goals are primarily keeping them safe and away from the bad sort. It's not our fault but P-San might very well use our entrails to strangle us.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:19 No.18750450
    Yes, this is problematic. Technically they weren't in an official relationship, though.
    We did already talk briefly with P-san about it.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:19 No.18750452
    His harem is purely professional in nature.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)04:20 No.18750458
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    "So Ursula." You ask the bespectacled twin sitting next to Yuki. "How goes the scienceing?"
    "I've made some improvements to that striker I was remodelling. It should be ready for a test flight tonight."
    "Want me to go into the lab later to help?" You ask her.
    "Mister Rood and I were actually thinking of testing it out in the open. The laboratory is too small for more complex maneuvers." she answers you
    "So I get to fly out in the open?"
    "Cool. I can't wait."
    "I shall tell you when we are ready for the tests."


    >they be wanting robomeidos
    >Why cant I hold all these characters?

    >ursula 'experiments' on her
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:22 No.18750471
    Erica and Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:23 No.18750484
    [x] Nanoha, we must discuss ZE PARTAY
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:23 No.18750485
    "So, it looks like there's going to be even more fliers around now. Are you looking forward to holding on to your crown, Ace of Aces?"

    'We can talk in private later, if you want.'
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:24 No.18750493
    He asked us if she was calling us a weird nickname.
    we told him about the "Honey" thing
    He sighed. He MENTALLY sighed
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)04:25 No.18750501
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    talk to nanoha, discuss party details
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:25 No.18750504
    Nanoha, tell her about the epic battles of today. Only mildly exaggerate them for effect.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:28 No.18750523
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:28 No.18750525

    Oh, we don't need to exaggerate at all about the Fiddlin'.
    >> New Canadian Empire !eXhzr7Qj3. 04/17/12(Tue)04:28 No.18750526
    Is that anything like techno barbarians?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:29 No.18750542
    Talk to the girls about the house warming party, a group date / going away party and a single date with Nanoha
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:29 No.18750545
    >Suddenly I remember that tweet which had her
    Welp, Chachamaru's cool.
    Can't wait to meet her :3
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:34 No.18750595

    i can't wait to wind her up
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:36 No.18750608
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    fuck chachamaru, i want my waifu chii
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)04:37 No.18750614
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    "You should have seen the match we were in earlier." You tell Nanoha. "Im sure you would have appreciated how I used my molotov."
    "Really? Do you have a recording I could watch?" She asks
    "I have it." Hina answers.
    She has her device play your fight with the Idols.
    The moment you flew out of that smoke in the middle of the explosion, with your fiddle blazing, you could swear you saw Nanoha shudder.

    You knew what was gonna happen next though.
    "Okay Hina, I guess that's enough..." you tell her.
    "NOPE." She gives you a grin you could swear she copied off Erica.

    She continues to play the part where you are in bunnymode and singing your heart out with the Idols.

    WAT DO?
    >Hina learning the ways of the Potato-Fuhrer

    >Evilsfun railroad
    I have no idea what you are implying captcha.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:39 No.18750626
    So about that whale...
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:40 No.18750629
    What would happen if the IDPKB Agents stationed in any given protected canon are unable to defeat a threat to said canon?
    Full mobilization or they have a group specifically tasked for that?

    Also, what was the purpose of the Kamen Riders? Same as any other Agent?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:40 No.18750630
    "In my defence, It was necessary to counteract their musical mind control shenanigans."
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:40 No.18750631
    I'm not a fan of puppeteers but I've a nagging fear
    someone else is pulling at the strings
    Something terrible is going down through the entire town
    wreaking anarchy and all it brings

    I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
    I curse the name, the one behind it all...

    Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
    And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
    Discord, whatever did we do
    To make you take our world away?

    Discord, are we your prey alone,
    Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
    Discord, we won't take it anymore
    So take your tyranny away!

    I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go
    Now the world is being torn apart
    A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony,
    what a terrifying work of art!

    Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
    And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
    Discord, whatever did we do
    To make you take our world away?

    Discord, are we your prey alone,
    Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
    Discord, we won't take it anymore
    So take your tyranny away!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:41 No.18750637
    Take pride in our accomplishment. We outdanced a group of idols, that takes serious chops.

    Talk to Perrine and Yuki, ask how they like our new place. Tell them that they are welcome to come by whenever they wish, our doors are always open.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:42 No.18750646
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:43 No.18750654
    To be honest I kind of want Fay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e06Avgyj8hk) to appear at some point.
    But enough about that, let's talk whales.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:44 No.18750659
    please take your pony shit to >>>/mlp/
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:45 No.18750664


    take out violin and play a lively tune, then forcibly turn off hina's hologram
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:46 No.18750671
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    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:50 No.18750695
    Yeah, no. Fuck no. Stop that or get out.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)04:52 No.18750703
    rolled 2 = 2

    rolling for something
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:52 No.18750704
    tbh it'd be decent music if it wasn't for the ponyshit in it.

    Now, about whales. I wonder if she likes blue whales
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:53 No.18750710
    Well, shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:53 No.18750712
    If we cry, and if so, how hard?
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)04:55 No.18750718
    >caring about people liking mlp
    Live and let live chaps. we're butlers, masters of class, not the arbiters of taste.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)04:59 No.18750740
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    The girls watch in rapt attention.
    You sway and twirl on stage in perfect harmony with the four idols.
    "Wow." Nanoha says still staring at the projection. "You're good."
    "Indeed." Ursula begins to nosebleed.
    "..." Yuki has an identical look, but without the blood coming out of her nostrils.
    "I... I don't know what to say. Wow." Erica states as she surprisingly has stopped her assault on the pile of potatoes before her.
    As you watch yourself twirl around on stage, you momentarily forget who that is and visualize a shorter bluehaired girl with red eyes...

    "Why yes, I am that good." you say as you snap out of it.
    Lunch ends with your hologram still playing on a loop in the middle of the table.
    'Want to talk about this whole Perrine situation later?' you ask Erica as you prepare to head out.
    'If you want to, sure.' she answers mentally
    After getting the girls to their classes; You, Hina and Erica head back to class with the Dude.

    "Okay. This afternoon. Were doing something different. We'll be simulating a mission in a NO-MAJAIK setting." He tells you.
    "I want to see how you guys deal with having to work without your fancy tricks and stuff."
    "Since your current grouping is a bit too large, I will be dividing your teams in half and you will be deploying in groups of three or four."
    "You will all play though the same simulation. And will be given a maximum of three simulated days to finish the objective."
    He chugs from his ever present carton of milk.
    "Now you munchkins settle yourselves in and get ready. This'll be fun."

    If possible, they send in backup to get thing under control.
    If not, they pull out and call in the big guns.
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)05:01 No.18750754
    >As you watch yourself twirl around on stage, you momentarily forget who that is and visualize a shorter bluehaired girl with red eyes...

    the cannons be a'loading tonight. soon the streams will cross.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)05:01 No.18750755
    We're remarkably well suited for this. We're used to roughing it in a no-magic setting and we have mundane weaponry should it be necessary.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)05:02 No.18750760
    >big guns
    Those being?
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)05:05 No.18750769
    Hayate is, WE aren't. we haven't done a no-majaik fight in a while. We should ask if he means majaik doesn't work or if we have to keep it under the radar.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)05:09 No.18750799
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    Your classroom fades from view, the chair disintegrating from under you.
    You find yourself standing in line infront of a walled structure.
    The line makes it's way into a gate built into the wall.

    You are wearing your butler uniform and bunny ears.
    Behind you, Erica is wearing her full dress uniform and her ever present hat.
    In front of you is Gai. Hes wearing his armor, but it looks flimsier, his helmet looks like a badly modified motorcycle helmet.
    And in front of him is Hina. She's wearing her usual school uniform/ armor. But her sword looks like it's been made from badly painted foam.

    Your gaze sweeps the crowd in line, various costumes and characters stare back at you.
    The line moves forwards.

    You are now close enough to hear the scratchy announcement coming from a megaphone bolted over the turnstiles awaiting you.

    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)05:10 No.18750804

    All of my guptas.
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)05:11 No.18750810
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    if we're placed in a setting where majaik straight up doesn't work, our capabilities look like this, in my estimation. the only thing not on here is the portkey keychain(which won't function) and the assassin blades.

    oh my sides. We've gone full on Supernatural. this is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)05:12 No.18750815
    Pull our group together, ok guys we seem to be in a massive convention. Stick together, focus on the objective, don't get distracted and be careful, there are going to be some crossdressers here who should not be dressed like that. This is the real world now, be careful.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)05:12 No.18750816
    We need to be careful to remember and turn off our swag at night, lest we wake up covered in cosplaying bitches.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)05:13 No.18750823
    Hayate and Hina came from a no majaik setting though so it is less of a shock
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)05:14 No.18750829
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    Cardboard, Foam and Tears

    New thread at 0700 4chan time.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/17/12(Tue)05:18 No.18750847
    Oh and for you who don't know the Infinicon setting, here's the wikipage to help you brush up on it.

    I wont be following it to the letter, but im taking most of the major ideas from the setting
    [undercon, packs of furries, enforcers, etc]
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)05:19 No.18750849
    welp, see you chaps later.

    hunh, we didn't do any rolling tonight. weird.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)05:19 No.18750856
    Nope, just a belt now.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)05:27 No.18750889
    Do we have our folio on us?
    Can we still use Kraus for communications?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)05:44 No.18750988
    Probably a regular folio now and not sure
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)06:00 No.18751049
    So. No Majaik mission.
    Let's assume that we can't use any of our shit, and possibly even our mundane weapons.
    Can we still fight if we get in trouble?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)06:06 No.18751073
    Our ranged weaponry is limited to one mag per weapon due to lack of any.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)06:11 No.18751091
    >#msq update. 0700 thread will be canceled due to an unplanned detour to my parents place.See you all at 2200 tomorrow. paranoia tweets go on
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)06:13 No.18751102
    Who's betting our guns have been replaced with nerfguns with tranq darts in the foam?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)06:13 No.18751104
    We can fight, we have out guns with an unknown amount of ammunition, we have our hidden blades, we have our unarmed combat skills, we have our unarmed / melee fighting skills

    As long as we don't go head butting people in the fist we should be good
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)06:16 No.18751113
    >Gai in cosplay costume.
    Well, at-least he still has his Karate.
    Hina can still kick moderate ass with a length of wood or a pipe.
    We can fight with our fists and feet.
    I'm more concerned about Erica here. She will not have her strikers, nor her guns. I hope she'll be okay.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)06:16 No.18751118
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    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)06:17 No.18751120
    I read the setting, security will be on the lookout for that stuff.
    And since it seems we will just be entering the convention area, I'm betting we don't have any of those on us.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)06:22 No.18751142
    Plan post time

    Start potion business sell in lots of 8 potions 2x drago, healing, rebounder, molotov for regular pack

    2x drago, rebounder, slider, molotov for combat

    2x light 3x medium 3x large healing for a healing kit

    All those for 2-3 guptas a pack

    Bigass bags of 16 for 5-6 per pack and they can be a full range or a dedicated first aid bag

    Now other potion ideas
    Reading speed / comprehension
    BEAR potions
    Melmo potions
    Refined gender swap potion because some people want it for trolling and other uses
    Chibi potions : make us 1-2 ft tall and an antidote. Makes it good for infiltrating areas or just having fun
    Invis potions: because other people can't go invisible
    Heat / cold / elements protection potions
    heightened senses potion. Makes you hear, see, smell and feel your surroundings better. Very useful for both sneaking and searching surroundings
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)06:23 No.18751144
    I would hope so.

    Also, we still have our violin(hopefully). We can part the sea like moses if we wanted too with that.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)06:24 No.18751146
    We will ahve to get Ryuu's permission though.
    Most of those are his potions.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)06:24 No.18751148
    New minions
    Mick Dundee SASR kangaroo akubra with corks
    KSK big boss wolf beret and eyepatch
    Regal lion minion cape
    FFL grey fox ( because hayate doesn't know shit about foxes ) undecided hat
    SASR TF2 sniper dingo undecided hat, opposite to KSK wolf
    Pirate shark with a pirate captains hat that shoots laser beams from a badge, possibly captain barbosa personality undecided
    Samurai Ronin Tanuki, drinks heavily and doesn't pay, good friends with Lo they try to keep out of trabble
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)06:26 No.18751154
    That's been part of the plan since we came up with it
    Either we sell it through him or we sell it through the PX is undecided

    We really do need to go there for something, anything.
    I want to haggle with Recette and see if we can't mind control her by waving our hands around again
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)06:31 No.18751175
    We'll sell it through the PX.
    Ryuu's bar is too hidden for recruits to find it.

    Maybe split profits with Ryuu?
    Lets have Yoshika help out in production, we can make more stuff then.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)06:33 No.18751180

    >shark with nightvision goggles that fire lasers
    >dolphin with a hilarious snorkel
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)06:46 No.18751226
    Shark is planned
    No one wanted dolphins because they are rapists
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)06:47 No.18751231
    >"Shun. Are you sure that's how he will react?" He asks the other man. "Of course. I know he will do just that, he is my son after all." #msq
    >"If he is positive about this, then I suggest that we go through with those plans." the third man intertwines his gloved fingers. #msq
    Gendou and our father working for BBEG
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)06:48 No.18751238
    How about a saltwater alligator then?
    One that's obsessed about being on time.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)06:50 No.18751246

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    Bitches please.
    We shall have an OTTER.

    <See that odorable motherfucker?
    He will pull in so much pussy for us, it woudnt even be funny.
    >> Lookout 04/17/12(Tue)06:57 No.18751289
    >implying we need animals to land bithces.
    We are Swagzilla. The animals just keep them entertained until we learn how to clone ourself
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)07:01 No.18751307
    We had a minor crossing of timestreams earlier right?
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/17/12(Tue)07:05 No.18751332
    Okay, guys. Id ont know if you know this, but I've seen LG mucking about the Infinicon threads last couple of weeks. Im pretty sure he's been planning this for a while now.

    "Badass Fiddler out of Hell" isnt finished yet, since I doodled most of it while in class. It'll be finished next thread
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)07:06 No.18751338
    Navy SEAL otter? To stick with our theme of military / professional stereotype minions

    Either way an otter would be cool, make him grow large into a dire otter and watch him wreck shit left right and center
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/17/12(Tue)07:09 No.18751356
    Oh and one other thing.
    Who were the idols on the stage when we popped out of the smoke?
    >I wont be able to make The Swag Fortress and MSQ40k lineups any time in the near future. Sorry about that.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)07:12 No.18751372
    He has said he wanted to do it for about a week to two weeks now
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)07:13 No.18751380
    Ami and Mami Futami

    That's the four im@s idols that are here.

    I am still waiting for LG to make their devices human forms be puchimasu
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)07:14 No.18751386
    Miki and Iori
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/17/12(Tue)07:18 No.18751410
    Thanks anons, I'm out, gotta finish it.
    Stay classy gents
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)07:33 No.18751472
    As part of our 'always prepared' butler self, I wonder if we could put together a NO MAJAIK emergency kit we attach to the bottom or side of our Folio of Holding.
    4 magazines for our Colts.
    2 US SOG combat knives.
    8 rings and 4 pairs of earrings, mundane and 14kt gold with diamonds and emeralds, to be traded for the local currency.
    8 shotgun shells.
    2 pairs of walkie-talkies with a several mile range disguised as thin clamshell-type cellphones.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)07:41 No.18751519
    >not smartphones
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)07:44 No.18751539
    >4 magazines for our Colts.
    Sounds good, we could simply get a second set of hollywood magazines, though, and reload back and forth every now and then to avoid rousing suspicion.
    >2 US SOG combat knives.
    Let's get better knifes...
    >8 rings and 4 pairs of earrings, mundane and 14kt gold with diamonds and emeralds, to be traded for the local currency.
    No need, Kraus can exchange Guptas into any currency.
    >8 shotgun shells.
    Again, decent.
    >2 pairs of walkie-talkies with a several mile range disguised as thin clamshell-type cellphones.
    Would only useful for developing assets in world. Can use standard phones for that.

    We only need to avoid any overt majaik use. Covert is perfectly fine.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)07:48 No.18751562
    We first need to clear it up with LG how the whole "NO MAJAIK" thing will go down in this mission.
    Is it a -your majaik no work here- type of thing or is it a -dont use majaik here- type of thing?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)07:52 No.18751583
    We have our hidden blades so knives aren't as important
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)08:03 No.18751642
    No majaik means kraus might not be able to give us currency

    Hollywood mags won't work in a majaikally suppressed environment

    The walkie talkies are a bit touchy
    If we are in a modern world it will seem a little strange
    Past worlds it will be a bit conspicuous
    Futuristic worlds it will seem weird for them to be using outdated tech

    We would be better off having small inconspicuous devices we can use to speak through and acquire local tech and make it look like we are using it
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)08:06 No.18751668
    rolled 32 = 32

    Hm, on a side-matter.

    If Shirou in base-form has Saber...
    and Ilya-Mode Shirou has Saber Lion...
    does Kurou-Mode Shirou have Fate/Prototype Saber?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)08:08 No.18751679
    >a majaikally suppressed environment
    We will be able to use majaik in all environments To which we will be deployed.
    The places where majaik doesn't ACTUALLY exist will be unreachable to us since we use majaik to move between worlds.

    Thus, there is no point in planing for operation in a majaik suppressing world, only majaik naive worlds.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)08:08 No.18751682
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    How much progress did we make with Perrine today.
    Her joining us for lunch [with Erica present] and her comment that she'd like to live in our house both seem like very big forward steps for her.

    We're also getting a nice dose of YUKI exposure.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)08:13 No.18751712
    I don't think Kurou can use majaik.
    Possibly suit saber?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)08:15 No.18751727
    Majaikally suppressed can be either we aren't allowed or there is tech in place to stop us using majaik

    There is a high chance we will encounter one or both of these in our field work or they wouldn't bother with us with training for it
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)08:17 No.18751741
    Akira from Katawa Yandere's Lily route.
    Is our Lily Katawa Shoujou Lily, or Katawa Yandere Lily?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)08:19 No.18751754
    I... I dont want to find out.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)08:23 No.18751765
    We're not being trained for suppressed operation, we're being trained for covert operation.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)08:28 No.18751793
    Covert action could easily take place in majaikally suppressed areas and it could easily be something we have to deal with in covert operations

    The HnG is an example of majaikally suppressed, the people can use it but are not aware of it so agents cannot use it openly and in most places won't be able to use it at all

    This training is just for the contingency that we end up in that situation and so we can handle ourselves instead of suddenly acting like Shirou when he is torn between sweets and swords
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)08:38 No.18751832
    >The HnG is an example of majaikally suppressed
    No, it's an example of a majaik-naive setting. Meaning we are under standing orders not to be seen using overt majaik abilities. Covert abilities are perfectly fine.

    Covert operation:
    Not allowed to be seen OVERTLY using majaik

    Suppressed Operation:
    Can not use majaik

    In a setting where any and all use of majaik is forbidden or suppressed there is no reason to send a majaik-enhanced operative instead of a mundane operative.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)08:45 No.18751854
    No majaik native would be SWQ, since it is a part of that dimension and they know of it

    Either way we are having to do this exercise so it is fair to expect that we will be deployed there and we will meet a situation that it warrants our deployment without our majaikal abilities OR we will meet opponents who can suppress our powers without us being aware of it beforehand so we have to work around it
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)08:46 No.18751856
    these are not the same word...
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)08:47 No.18751862
    Misread it as native

    Still the fact remains we can be ordered to places we can't use majaik whether we know it or not so we need to train for it, the bureau doesn't employ mundane operatives so they have no fall backs like that
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)08:51 No.18751873
    And I am reading this on an iPhone, tiny fucking screens make it hard to read things perfectly
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)08:54 No.18751887
    >we can be ordered to places we can't use majaik
    We CAN and will be ordered to only covertly use majaik.
    It would be fucking idiotic of the bureau to order us to not use majaik at all.

    >bureau doesn't employ mundane operatives
    So they'll hire freelance, big deal.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)08:59 No.18751897
    >It would be fucking idiotic of the bureau to order us to not use majaik at all.

    Not really no.
    Imagine a situation where the opposing faction takes out Mages, they have a way of detecting majaik use.
    We need to investigate them but cannot betray our presence, thus we pose as normals for a very long time until we have enough data to put together a plan of attack
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:01 No.18751908
    >sending operatives to do the work of assets.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:05 No.18751918
    They don't hire freelance, TG & TSAB might but the bureau uses it's own people only as far as we have ever seen

    And the bureau will send us where it is needed due to issues cropping up, if that means we go to a world where we have to act entirely normal then that's what will happen. We won't be going balls out trying to slaughter things left right and center we could hire people to do that if we felt the need

    And the bureau probably won't order us not to use majaik at all but there may well be situations where we get our majaik stopped by any number of things, our cassiopeia supposedly a massively powerful time stop device has had it's effects broken twice, there will be things we can't plan for there will be things that will take away out abilities, therefore we need to be prepared to work in conditions that give us those constraints

    And sometimes, the bureau honestly won't give a shit. They will need something done, it will be in a place we aren't able to use majaik but it still needs to be done and so might have to go in there
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:05 No.18751920
    the operatives are the assets.
    They wouldn't waste time training them if they could get any 2bit chump off the streets.

    Now imagine another situation. One where, somehow, your devices were knocked out or disabled.
    This situation would also serve as training for that wouldn't it?

    Why are you so against the idea of running a mission without majaik?
    Are you afraid of not having majaik?
    Are you doubting yourself?
    DON'T. We are butler. We got this.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:06 No.18751924
    Bureau doesn't have assets

    Agents might but they would still be dispatched to the dimension to work under a normal guise until the information is gathered
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:11 No.18751938
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    >"You may be wondering, why is our regular instructor not here today? The answer is quite simple. I killed him." He says with a flourish #msq
    >"Now. You have the whole day to find out the hows and the whys of his murder. My name is Sherlock Holmes, and I have you for the day." #msq
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:13 No.18751951
    Why does it seem like he would be a great handler for Keima?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:16 No.18751968
    Consider the following.
    We are being trained specifically to use our majaik.
    Thus, sending us against a threat without the aid of majaik or expecting us to continue operation if our use of majaik is somehow suppressed is just dumb.

    It would be like sending a pilot to fight a tank with his bare hands.
    Or sending a mecha pilot to fight other mecha with a pistol.

    Sending us against a anti-mage faction would be like sending an A-10 against an all-AAA-all-the-time faction.

    You don't send a highly trained specialist if his speciality is removed from play.
    You don't send an SR-71 to take pictures of an underground location.
    You don't send a sub to fight in the Himalayas.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:19 No.18751992
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    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:21 No.18752004
    This is all good when the situation allows

    The bureau has to deal with all sorts of issues that threaten the stability of their area because if they don't do it then one of the bigger groups will step in and annihilate them

    They do stupid things because they have to sometimes, take the Bluebeard run, six operatives were in that and four died and that was with majaik, they were just outclassed. This is the sort of thing they send their people against so having to go covert without majaik? That's nothing in comparison
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:21 No.18752005
    >pilot to fight a tank with his bare hands
    >mecha pilot to fight other mecha with a pistol
    >A-10 against an all-AAA-all-the-time faction
    If I had to send a plane against such a faction, the A-10 is exactly what I would send.
    >sub to fight in the Himalayas
    Geologically, the origin of the Himalayas is the impact of the Indian tectonic plate traveling northward at 15 cm per year to impact the Eurasian continent, with first contact about 70 million years ago, and with movement continuing today. The formation of the Himalayan arc peaks eventually resulted from this, since the lighter rock of the seabeds of that time were easily uplifted into mountains. An often-cited fact used to illustrate this process is that the summit of Mount Everest is made of marine limestone.[5]
    tl;dr Himalayas used to be seafloor
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:23 No.18752014
    >We are being trained specifically to use our majaik.
    Then why are we being given this TRAINING SESSION that uses NO MAJAIK?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:24 No.18752021
    Pretty sure we'd notice...
    >If I had to send a plane against such a faction, the A-10 is exactly what I would send.
    OR you could send a tank, or infantry...

    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:25 No.18752024

    >You are immortal. You have inside you blood of kings. You have no rival, no man can be your equal. #msq
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:26 No.18752035
    Im pretty sure the Dude said NO MAJAIK not minimal majaik
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:26 No.18752036
    Erry day I'm whistlin'
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:31 No.18752073
    No this is clearly a NO MAJAIK situation, the dude said so

    We are also not only covert, we operate more covert than the other factions but we have a fucking witch with airplane legs and a gun that would make an ork get a hard on.

    We have to handle all sorts of things we might get the majaik turned off partway through we might get sent because the leadership says we have to so we are trained to deal with it and we will be put into these situations and we will just have to deal with it
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:32 No.18752084
    It's not like there will be a big "WE TURNED THE MAJAIK OFF GUYS" sign sitting there
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:36 No.18752122
    Oh for the love of god... how are you this dumb?
    >We are also not only covert
    The current training is in covert operations, you polyp brain.
    >not like there will be a big "WE TURNED THE MAJAIK OFF GUYS"
    Our connection to Kraus is majaik. Pretty sure we'd notice if it was severed.
    >the Dude said NO MAJAIK
    >NO MAJAIK situation, the dude said so
    As did Mike when we went home.

    "Your world is a not approved for majaik. You should just duke it out if you get into trouble. NO SPARKLES, NO LASERS. okay?"
    "I'm not telling you to shank everyone you want to there. Keep your head low. But if you do get into trouble, just try and not use majaik, okay?"
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:41 No.18752151
    We are being trained in general operations, how in gods name did you get covert operations from our training of 1 blowing shit up, 2 learning about the bureau and it's work, we might operate more covertly but we do have front line operative such as Shirou, Erica, Hina, Gai, Amazoness, the monotagari siblings etc

    And in this case the dude specified utterly no majaik the description of our equipment and clothing was totally mundane you are the one being dense
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:42 No.18752159
    We will notice when the connection is severed BUT NOT BEFOREHAND, this means we can easily get into situations where we can have our majaik severed if we are unaware of it being able to happen
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:42 No.18752160
    > just try and not use majaik

    Dude says
    NO MAJAIK, period.

    Also, why are you so against not being able to use majaik? You still havent answered that.

    finally, we don't now much about the mission yet, why are all of you fighting about COVERT and NO MAJAIK?

    Im sure the Dude is gonna give us an infodump as soon as we get in through the gates.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:49 No.18752199
    >"Okay. This afternoon. Were doing something different. We'll be simulating a mission in a NO-MAJAIK setting." He tells you.

    See the big NO MAJAIK YOU FUCKING IDIOT in there? Cause I see it
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:49 No.18752203
    >our equipment and clothing was totally mundane
    to blend in with the cosplayers, which would be obvious if you didn't have the denseness of a neutronium golem

    >NO MAJAIK setting
    >not approved for majaik.
    same fucking shit.

    It's possible, but since that means we are now disarmed in a majaik fight I assume that the standard operating procedure is GTFO.
    See mecha pilot with a pistol vs mecha, only worse since mechas are small time against a majaik user.

    Also, people seem to be confused as to what the word 'covert' means.
    >Not openly acknowledged or displayed.
    Covert operation thus means: operation without showing majaik abilities.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:53 No.18752222
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:54 No.18752226
    >"OH WOW! IM A KNIGHT!" Shirou happily exclaims as he sees what he's wearing for the missing. Sousuke prays to whatever deity is there. #msq

    Team what-is-a-vagina is absolutely fucked.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:54 No.18752228
    >NO MAJAIK setting
    >not approved for majaik.
    >same fucking shit.

    Hahaha no.
    Its like comparing NO WATER to NOT APPROVED FOR WATER

    You can have water sneakily in a non-approved place.
    But you cant have water in a NO WATER PLACE
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:56 No.18752247
    >You are immortal. You have inside you blood of kings. You have no rival, no man can be your equal. #msq
    Does this mean we'll get one of the Three Swords from Dresden at some point?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:58 No.18752262
    Well, of the three Swords of Cross, Excalibur fits best.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:59 No.18752266
    Being the Sword of Love, duh.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)09:59 No.18752270
    Yeah, right...
    I'm done arguing this with you.
    We'll just have to wait for Word of God to show us which of us are being idiots.

    No, it means that LGD is still a Queen fan.
    >Princes of the Universe
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)10:01 No.18752280
    I am pretty certain it will show you to be the idiot because you are ignoring what word of god has already said
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)10:01 No.18752283
    Or absolutely lucky.
    This is INFINICON. Spazzes like Shirou will fit right in.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)10:03 No.18752294
    This is the one time Shirou being such a spaz will work in his teams favour

    It will still cause endless headaches and questioning what kind of loving god would inflict him on them in such a situation
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)10:10 No.18752328
    >noxious mix of lotion and condensed milk
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)10:10 No.18752335
    >With the last furry skittering down the tunnel, you begin to wipe the noxious mix of lotion and condensed milk off your suit. "dammit." #msq

    >"Shit." Erica says as she wipes the vile mixture off her. "I cant even use majaik to get this off. Dibs on the shower when we get back."#msq

    Oooooh boy. This is going to get nasty.

    Also the appropriate response here is "Let's get everyone in the shower. Together."
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)10:12 No.18752346
    The main use of the walkie-talkies is if we're in a setting that doesn't have well developed cell phone technology and infrastructure.
    If it is, we can just buy from burner phones.
    But if not, then we need some way of wireless communication, even if we don't use it openly.

    Bringing along smartphones is useless because they would need to be registered with and an account made at a telecom carrier. If we have the ability to do that, we can just get a local phone to fit in better.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)10:12 No.18752352
    That is utterly terrifying

    If it were anything but furries it would still be sort of a nice idea for Erica to be covered in all sorts of fluids

    Furries just kills the mood entirely
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)10:13 No.18752356
    Why the hell would Hayate even get near the Swords of Cross?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)10:14 No.18752365
    And there we go, NO MAJAIK what so ever.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)10:14 No.18752367
    That's why we get tiny clip on walkie talkies and appropriate whatever local equivalents there are.

    a little sleight of hand when using them and no one is the wiser
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)10:26 No.18752462

    It's a pity we're probably obliged to handle this nonlethally. I' be in the mood to hunt some furries after that.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)10:34 No.18752531
    You mean like a Star Trek Federation communicator?
    I suppose we could do that.
    My concern with a smaller communicator is the range involved and the ability to send and receive signals through obstacles like buildings and underground.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)10:40 No.18752585
    That's sort of what I was thinking but get it from an advanced source so we can get good range and limited battery worries from it

    If we get an advanced one it might ignore issues with objects

    Well, we have to be subtle but if say a few roving bands of sewer furries died horribly in an accidental fire I don't think he infinicon people woud care too much
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)10:47 No.18752649
    Or a cave in/explosion caused by a curious mix of household materials.

    yeah lets kill us some furries
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/17/12(Tue)10:50 No.18752670
    Only if the opportunity naturally arises. There's no need to go out of our way. Unless Hayate already knows otherwise, we should treat them as... overly enthusiastic cosplayers, until we learn better.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)10:51 No.18752677
    Janitor supply closets.
    Mix bleach and ammonia.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)10:56 No.18752708
    >"Now. Get over here and kiss me." he says lasciviously. "NO! SHE IS NOT PART OF THE DEAL!" you yell. "Not her, you baka. I MEANT YOU!" #msq

    Time to murder a fuckwit.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)10:57 No.18752712
    Im sure he knows about furries.
    He's been to akihabara. His bad luck would have warranted at-least a handful of encounters with them.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/17/12(Tue)10:59 No.18752728
    A fair point.

    Hah, we've seen that before, from one of the previous infinicon thread posts.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)11:02 No.18752743
    Except in those ones, Erica was in a chainmail bikini.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)11:04 No.18752762
    >You fire your last needle tipped dart. Your orange and yellow gun now inert in your hands. "YIFF! YIFF! YIFF!" They continue advancing #msq
    >You hold your gun by its body, preparing for a last ditch attempt at pistol whipping these creatures. Hard plastic shall meet fur today #msq
    Nerf gun-kata
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/17/12(Tue)11:05 No.18752772
    Still the same basic encounter.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)11:11 No.18752809
    Larp encounter
    >"HALT!" A knight in gleaming aluminum foil stops you. "What brings you to our forests oh strange travelers?" "We seek Tim the Magician" #msq
    >"You may only pass if you beat me in glorious combat!" He raises his foam and cardboard sword. You shoot him with a dart. ""Headshot." #msq
    >"You cheat!" he says from the ground. "I don't. Temporal travel into the middle ages. It's viable material." You say with a smirk. #msq
    >He considers this for a moment. "I concede. You may pass." He says as he resumes playing dead, waiting for someone to resurrect him #msq
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)12:38 No.18753441
    Is that what I think it is?
    I can hear it coming.

    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)12:46 No.18753497
    >>Suddenly, from behind, three pairs of arms snake around me and hold me in place as their "Alpha Female" comes around to look at me. Now, don't get me wrong, this girl was probably smoking hot at one point. If she took a shower and maybe brushed her teeth, I'd still consider it. HOWEVER. She was dressed in this greenish wolf getup, with her tits hanging out of holes in the front. She got really close and asked if I'd like to "Mate with her".
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/17/12(Tue)12:51 No.18753542
    The fuck?
    >> InfiniCon Chairman 04/17/12(Tue)12:53 No.18753559
    This quest gets the InfiniCon seal of approval.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)12:56 No.18753582
    We shall burn a furry in your name chairman
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)12:59 No.18753612
    Come to think of it we really should learn how to use basic chemistry as a substitute for alchemy in no majaik / touchy situations

    Like if we can make astrolite instead of using Molotov when we know people are watching for anything majaikal
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/17/12(Tue)13:10 No.18753688

    Wikipedia says astrolite uses rocket fuel units creation. I assume you know of something Wikipedia isn't mentioning? 'Cause rocket fuel sounds difficult to get a hold of on short notice if we're not using Majaik.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)13:14 No.18753727
    At the start of the quest weren't we planning on going back to pay off the yakuza? I finally got around to doing the math, and the 1.5 million yen debt comes out to about 92 guptas.

    I figure we can pay twice that to have them kidnap our parents for us, if we want to do anything to them.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/17/12(Tue)13:22 No.18753795
    Man. That feels like chump change, now.

    Goddamnit, Captcha, work with me here.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)13:23 No.18753803
    92 guptas?
    That's...actually kind of affordable. Especially with the raise we just got.
    Should we actually pay them off, though?
    I mean, we're kind of beyond their reach now, and this would be encouraging crime.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/17/12(Tue)13:28 No.18753841
    Of course we pay them. Are you implying we don't own up to our debts, even if they were acquired in a wholly bullshit fashion?

    You're not fooling me this time, Captcha.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/17/12(Tue)13:31 No.18753863
    Sorry, meant "fulfill," not "own up."
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)13:34 No.18753884
    I suppose you're right.

    We just got paid 100 guptas for helping with the combat exercise, so I suppose we can put this money towards our debt. I was hoping to put it towards our mortgage, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)13:56 No.18754048
    Just for shits and giggles, I did the calculations using the latest exchange rate from US dollars to Japanese Yen.

    Final Figure = 92 guptas, 190 yonks

    I can just imagine us walking into the headquarters of the Yakuza gumi that we owe the money to, with a suitcase full of cash.
    "Here is the money owed to you.
    "I have seen things...done things...that you could not imagine, to put together this money.
    "Our relationship ends here. Do not look for me, do not pursue me, and this whole matter shall be ended.
    "But if you look for me, if you pursue me, then I will kill you and every member of your gumi."
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)14:08 No.18754133
    We....shall pay them off...

    Barring that our parents accidently added another two million dorrars to our debt. We should take Hina with us as well. Just in case.

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